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wise man once said; “Tony, the only way you’re gonna survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you into. You let ‘em do that and you’re gonna end up in nothing but misery!” David Hume, perhaps? Bertrand Russell? Nope; Father Frank Manero Jr, speaking to a young and troubled Tony in Saturday Night Fever. There is wise wisdom to be gleaned from the most farreaching places, and the theatre is certainly high on that list. This month, our very own Theatre Royal Brighton is staging a lauded production of the show – we’ve more on page 11. And from care of the soul to care of the body – this issue features our Wave World monthly health, beauty and wellbeing supplement. Just because you’re still

hibernating doesn’t mean you can get away with not looking out for Number One; we’ve five pages of tips, reviews and recommendations starting on page 13. Have you heard of ‘Zoella’ yet? If not, why not? As the definition of fame updates itself for the digital age, we have to celebrate those who are riding the wave and making a name for themselves. She’s a local, you know. The Celeb City spotters have more on page 10. And with more from Latest TV’s Guy and Richard, updates from the TV news team, commentary, competitions, reviews and TV listings, we’re your weekly companion for all things latest. Wise words, indeed. Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

> 24 FEB – 2 MAR 2015 04 Bare Cheek What was that?! The ‘magician special’ 05 Latest People Hilton’s Mid Summer Ball launch 2015 06 Latest News Headlines with Frank le Duc, Tim Ridgway and B&H City Council leader Jason Kitcat 08 Brighton Lights News and chat from Latest TV’s Richard Shayler and Guy Lloyd 10 Celeb City Zoella moves in; Guy Lloyd’s TV escapades; Trevor Sorbie’s Macmillan fundraiser 11 Theatre Royal Iconic musical Saturday Night Fever returns 13 Wave World Your monthly health, beauty and wellbeing feature 18 Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi chats science from Portslade Aldridge Community Academy 19 Kay Town Can we save Brighton’s beautiful Hippodrome? 19 Competitions Win Whalefest tickets, Noise Next Door tickets, and Kung Fu Killer DVDs 20 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 21 Cook It! Indulging in the city’s Sunday best 22 On The Grapevine & Brighton Arty Wine expertise from Annabel Jackson; Alison Krog considers fine art 23 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city

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WHAT WAS THAT? MAGICIAN SPECIAL Over the last few weeks I've been getting an increasing number of queries regarding famous magicians, wizards, sorcerers, diabolists and the like, and thought it would be best to answer them in one column. Apologies to those who have been left waiting but I hope it proves worth it. Dear Mike, There's a magician me and my brother loved as children, and I'd love to try and track down a DVD for my bro's birthday, but I can't remember this bloke's name. He was a short chap with a Yorkshire accent and a wig who was always smartly-dressed, and had a great line in amusing patter. He would perform enjoyable tricks in a primetime BBC show accompanied by a typically

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“glamorous assistant” who, come to think of it, may have been his wife. This would have been about twenty years ago. Someone said David Nixon, but it wasn't him. Any ideas? Pete Daniels, Hove Well Pete I think I think you're going to like my answer – not a lot, but you'll like it! Yes, the much-loved illusionist of whom you speak (who still pops up on out TV screens from time to time, often accompanied by his glamorous assistant, who is indeed his “better half”) is, of course, the great beast himself Aleister Crowley. Cheers! Mike Dear Mike, The wizard I am thinking of is a historical figure who was the advisor of the possibly mythical King Arthur – he was supposedly born of mortal woman, sired by an incubus, and was a very powerful seer and enchanter.

Dear Geoffrey, Piff paff poof! The rubicund fellow of whom you speak is none other than famed street magician and endurance artist David Blaine. Thanks all, and please keep those letters flooding in. All the best, Mike XXX

He died after being trapped inside a tree for all eternity by the sorceress Nimue and is supposed to return to defend England in its hour of greatest need. Please help. Marlon Mervyn Sterling, Portslade Dear Marlon, Sleep in the belly of the dragon! The mystical figure of whom you speak has been the subject of innumerable book, films and TV shows. He is, of course, Ali Bongo. Dear Mike, This was a clue in a pub quiz last week. I had to leave before the end, and it's been driving me mad. Google's no help. I'm talking about a fat comical magician who spoke in a cod-Spanish accent and was married

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Mid Summer Ball launch 2015 – celebrity dancers and judges announced

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CHARITY CHARLESTON AT THE MID SUMMER BALL Hilton Brighton Metropole’s Mid Summer Ball returns this year on Saturday 20 June, in aid of Hilton In The Community Foundation and Rockinghorse Children’s Charity. The 2015 Mid Summer Ball, famed for its Strictly Come Dancing theme, sees the return of local TV and radio star Zoe Ball as Head Judge. Along with her panel, she will help score those brave enough to take part in the dance competition in front of nearly 500 guests. Four celebrities and local personalities will be attempting The Charleston 1920s inspired dance with a Great Gatsby theme, with their expert partners. This year’s dancers are Eleanor Harris, Chief Executive of the Brighton i360 tower, Barry Carden, Managing Director of Cardens Accountants in Hove, and Heart Sussex Breakfast Show co-hosts Nicola Hume and Tom Evans. The annual event will be raising money for Hilton in the Community Foundation, which helps young people have a brighter future in Brighton, across the UK and Europe, and Rockinghorse Children’s Charity who are the official fundraising arm of the Royal Alexandra Children’s Hospital in Brighton. Simon Sheehan, Director of Hilton In The Community Foundation, said; “We are delighted to be partnering with Rockinghorse Children’s Charity again. The Mid Summer Ball will be a spectacular evening of 1920s frivolity whilst supporting the work of two charities who help the young people of Sussex.” Ryan Heal, Chief Executive of Rockinghorse Children’s Charity, added; “We are delighted to have been chosen as a local beneficiary charity. Special thanks to our dancers, who will be helping to raise money for children who need our support.” Guests on the night will also have the opportunity to take part in a charity auction and the infamous indoor dodgems. Tickets for the event on Saturday 20 June are selling fast. To book, contact Nicky Willard on 01273 715043 or email nicky.willard@hilton.com. Tickets are £80 each or £750 for a table of ten.

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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on budget FAQs Why can’t we spend the money for the i360 on services like children’s centres? The i360 is being funded by a mix of private finance and government loans. It is not being funded with council money which could otherwise be used for services. Because we acted as agent for the loans, the council will make around £1.1 million a year for 25 years from the i360. These extra funds will help support hardpressed council services and fund renewal of the seafront. Why can’t income from parking charges be used to keep services going? Income from parking charges and fines are strictly regulated. Any surplus can only be used on transport-related spend. Most of our parking surplus, around £10 million, pays the bus companies for the concessionary passes we are required to provide all pensioners and those with disabilities. Since we took office in 2011, parking charges only saw one significant change, an average 5% increase in 2012. Other than some targeted reductions such as for Madeira Drive and London Road, charges have remained frozen since. Budget council later this month will consider proposals for an average 2% increase to parking charges, from 1 April 2015. Even if agreed, this will mean parking charges have remained below inflation since 2011 which has compounded at 10% since then. Why can’t we redirect the spend on transport improvements to other things? The vast bulk of funding for transport works in the city are from transport only ring-fenced funds including the EU, Department for Transport and developer contributions. We have won nearly £70 million in external funding since 2011. This has brought extra money into the city, enabling improvements to happen which we couldn’t otherwise have afforded.

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he amount that we pay in council tax in the coming year will be decided on Thursday (26 February). It is decided at the annual budget meeting of Brighton and Hove City Council. It is a decision that rests with all 54 councillors who obliged to set a legal budget. It gives them less room for manoeuvre than some would like. There are three options on the table. The minority Green administration wants to put up bills by 5.9%. This is above inflation but, they are quick to point out, below the level of rises agreed when Labour was in charge. With 20 councillors, out of the 54, they are short of a majority. Their position is complicated by the fact that the local party recently voted to reject its own budget proposals. The concern is over the level of spending cuts that will follow even if council tax rises by 5.9%. So the Green group of councillors looks as though it may be split on this high-profile vote. The Conservatives want the council tax to be frozen. The coalition government provides some financial compensation for those local authorities that freeze council tax – £1.2 million next year for Brighton and Hove. But it

doesn’t make up for the long-term effect of having a reduced tax base. Labour advocates a 2% rise. This is known as the threshold increase because a rise in council tax above the 2% threshold will trigger a referendum. Locally this would be held on the same day as the local elections and the general election. Labour has said that a 2% rise is reasonable while a 5.9% would be less affordable for poorer people.

If voters believe the outcome is important enough, they will bother with the ballot The party also believes that a referendum would be an unnecessary extra cost. The total is likely to be a six-figure sum. And they believe that councillors were elected to make exactly these sort

of decisions. While the Conservatives as a group oppose the idea of a referendum usually, some believe that it would have its benefits this year. They believe that voters would turn down the 5.9% rise. But if they didn’t, the council would have a bigger budget. The Greens’ position is; “Let the voters decide.” A referendum – the mechanism favoured by the government for above-threshold rises – would at least allow politicians and officials to know that the rise – or freeze – in council tax bills commanded reasonably widespread support. One thing the parties agree on is that turnout is likely to be reasonably high – and a referendum would add to the interest. The Scottish referendum last year showed that if voters believe that the outcome is important enough and they can influence the result, they will bother with the ballot. The difference in the amount most people will pay is negligible whether council tax bills are frozen or rise by 2% or 5.9%. Those politicians emphasising this point often cite a weekly sum while those highlighting the difference will cite the annual amount. The difference in the council’s £750 million budget is another matter. The difference is – at most – likely to be £5.5 million. It may be less than 1% of the annual spend but the impact will be felt by real people. The fear among some is that the people who will feel the effect of spending cuts are those most in need of the services and support provided by the council. A year ago councillors were unable to agree the budget at the annual meeting. Rather than negotiate through the night, they held a second meeting soon after. Few people like to compromise but unless someone gives ground the council tax won’t be set. If that happens, the government will send in commissioners. They will almost certainly freeze the council tax, make cuts with less local knowledge and sensitivity and render our councillors and some of our officials irrelevant. Even most Conservatives would not want this option. It all adds to the pressure to reach an agreement at Hove Town Hall on Thursday.

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he is one of the hottest bloggers and authors on the planet, and now Zoe Sugg (aka ‘Zoella’) has splashed out on a million pound five-bedroom mansion in Hove. Zoe, 24, has bought the house with long term boyfriend and fellow blogger Alfie Deyes, who is 21, and according to the Mail Online the couple have already nicknamed the pad ‘Zalfie Pad’. Zoella started her blog over six years ago and it soon become one of the most followed and talked about in the UK. In 2014, Zoella launched her first book Girl Online with a record breaking sales figure for a debut novel, making it the fastest selling book of the year. The book however caused controversy, as it was revealed that Zoe had had a little bit of help – with the book being ghost written. The novel sold 78,109 copies in its first week; more than J K Rowling, Dan Brown and E L James, which is some feat. Reacting, Zoe said; “It is such an amazing feeling. I’m so grateful to everyone that bought a copy. I love that so many of my viewers are enjoying the book. This year has been so exciting and this, for sure, is the icing on the cake.” The sequel is reported to be out this summer so maybe Zoe can then afford a beach hut on Hove seafront – watch this space!

veryone’s favourite Drivetime DJ, Juice FM’s Guy Lloyd, had quite a week last week. He donned his famous gold lame suit and cape and trotted off to the London Palladium to audition for the next series of Britain’s Got Talent. What happened next is described by Guy, in his blog. But for a sneak preview – “David Walliams said; ‘are you having a laugh?’ Well yes David, I would have, if you had given me a minute or two,” regales Guy. We look forward to seeing Guy’s performance on the London audition round of Britain’s Got Talent, which is back on our screens in two weeks’ time.

eautiful people of Brighton! This Tuesday 26 February you get the chance to have a brilliant night out while doing very good work on behalf of Macmillan Cancer Support. Simply go online now, and buy tickets for the fantastic Fashion Fundraiser hosted by the Trevor Sorbie Brighton salon at the Thistle Brighton. The link you need to buy online is www.justgiving.com/Trevorsorbie – else you can head into the Nile Street salon and buy tickets from the team or indeed turn up on the night. Tickets are just £10, and for that you not only get £10 off a cut or colour at the salon, you also get an evening of fashion fun with performances from number one cabaret diva Dolly Rocket, and a sneak peek at the latest collections from Jaeger, Jigsaw, French Connection and Coast. All monies raised will be donated to the Macmillan Horizon Cancer Support Centre being built in Brighton, which is set to open in September 2015.

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A brand new production of iconic musical Saturday Night Fever, one of the most loved dance stories of all time, will appear at the Theatre Royal Brighton

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eaturing a 20-strong cast of hugely talented actor/musicians, this spectacular new staging of Saturday Night Fever is packed with legendary hits from the Bee Gees, including the classics ‘Stayin’ Alive’, ‘Night Fever’, ‘Jive Talking’, ‘How Deep is Your Love?’ and ‘You Should Be Dancing’. The date is 1976 and in New York, Tony Manero, a young man from a tough Brooklyn neighbourhood with a dead-end job and an extraordinary ability to dance, has only one ambition – to become the disco king. Every Saturday night, Tony dons his flares and hits the dance floor, creating a stir as he wows the crowds with his phenomenal moves and routines. When he meets Stephanie, who also dreams of a world beyond Brooklyn, and they decide to train together for a dance competition, their lives begin to change forever. The smash hit 1977 film Saturday Night Fever starring Oscar-nominee John Travolta inspired the definitive soundtrack by the Bee Gees, and popularised disco around the world. The multi Grammy Award winning music behind the film, combined with its gripping storyline, captured the imagination of millions. The role of Tony Manero is played by Danny Bayne on stage, who made his West End debut as Danny Zuko in the musical Grease at London’s Piccadilly Theatre after winning ITV’s Grease Is The Word. He starred in the West End for two years and performed the role on tour. He returns to the role of Tony Manero after touring the US in Saturday Night Fever. A talented dancer, he has achieved the status of British Champion in Freestyle, Hip Hop, Latin American and Rock ‘n’ Roll. Come and strut your stuff at the Theatre Royal Brighton as Saturday Night Fever hits the stage for one week only, between Tuesday 3 – Saturday 7 March. www.atgtickets.com/brighton / 0844 871 7650 (booking fee applies)

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ate winter in the city brings with it the delights of crisp, sunny mornings, brisk commuters swaddled in warming woollies and a collective excitement for the gradually increasing temperature. But all that changeability in the air can wreak havoc with the

skin. In winter, it’s more important than ever to look after your body, in particular your skin, so that you can feel and look your best whilst the weather spirals into an eventual sunny spring. In this month’s Wave feature, we have expert dietary advice for healthy living from Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine, health advice from UK Lymphology Clinics, and a three-part beauty featurette from Brighton’s very own Asha’s Beauty Project – all you need to know about taking care of your delicate skin and making the most of your best beauty asset ... your face! And let’s not forget ... Mothers’ Day is fast approaching. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again – it’s important to pamper and be pampered. Whether you’re a mum yourself, a son or daughter, or even a conscientious partner making sure your other half gets the pressies she deserves on recognising-the-stellar-work-of-mums day, we’ve some ideas for you. Just see below. Love life, and live healthy.

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DEAR JACQUIE Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine Are there natural prevention strategies for colds and chest infections? It goes without saying that smoking has a negative effect on the immune system. So does alcohol, sugar and caffeine. On the positive side, there are many specific nutrients and foods that you can use to boost your body’s immunity. Vitamin C boosts your immune system by helping to increase the production of infection-fighting white blood cells and antibodies. It may also increase your level of antibodies that coats cell surfaces, preventing the entry of viruses. Good food sources include parsley, broccoli, bell peppers, strawberries, oranges, lemon juice, papaya, kiwi fruits, cauliflower, kale, mustard greens and Brussels sprouts. Vitamin E also plays an important role. The main cells of your immune system patrol your body, waiting to attack a

dangerous invader. As you age, your immune cells don't work as well as they used to, so your immune system is weaker. But vitamin E has been shown in studies to significantly increase immune cell activity, thereby making your immune system stronger. Good food sources are spinach, Swiss chard, turnip greens, mustard greens, cayenne pepper, wheat-germ, hazelnuts, almonds, sunflower seeds, asparagus and bell peppers. Garlic is a natural immune system booster. It may stimulate the production of infectionfighting white blood cells and enhance the efficiency of antibody production. To get the full benefits of garlic, you should eat it raw, or very lightly cooked. Typical garlic pills may have had the active enzymes in the garlic that provide the health benefits, processed out. Zinc also increases the production of infection-fighting white blood cells, and helps white

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ewly formed training provider UK Lymphology Clinics Ltd launch their first preventative healthcare – Module 1: Breast Cancer Lymphoedema Prevention – to meet the needs of breast cancer survivors in the UK, and would like to appeal to massage therapists to join and help stop the suffering caused by lack of treatment. Breast cancer survivors do not know or understand that lymphoedema is a preventable condition when addressed in the very early stages. Currently there is no treatment or awareness of this. Lymphoedema affects one in three patients, and occurs when there is an interruption in the flow of the lymphatic system which prevents lymph fluid from draining correctly. Left untreated, this can lead to painful swelling in the extremities, loss of movement due to fibrosis and a constant reminder of the cancer. Lymphatic Pressure Therapy offers survivors and training in Posture and Gait Analysis, Range of Motion Assessment, Kinex Muscle Reconnection, Lymphatic Pumping Massage and Specific Lymph Homecare Exercises, because survivors must start to use their whole shoulder as well as their arm as soon as they can after treatment. The trauma to the body often leads to a stiff neck, shoulder pain, back pain and achey arms and this is the start of lymphoedema. The lymphatic system needs the muscles to pump waste fluid, through their use and movement. Yvette Jordan, Training Director of UKLC, is a Lymphatic Specialist Practitioner and Lymphoedema Therapist and has developed Lymphatic Pressure Therapy from over 35 years’ experience. “A carefully balanced blend of professional disciplines has been designed specifically to maximise post-operative recovery. As I was treating my breast cancer patients there seemed to be so much more they actually needed to really fully recover. Thousands of patients so desperately need immediate preventative treatment and qualified

HEALTH& BEAUTY cells release more antibodies. Good sources of zinc include beef, oysters, crab, turkey, scallops, oats, yoghurt, ginger and spinach. Probiotics are great for enhancing your immune system, a healthy dose of beneficial bacteria that reside in your gut and make up about 70-80% of that system. Look for naturally sugar-free probiotic plain yoghurts and probiotic capsules. Avoid artificial sweeteners. Opt for organic, unprocessed, fresh food wherever possible so valuable nutrients can support your immune system, instead of being diverted to help deal with toxins you may be taking in. Elderberry extracts and certain herbal ranges may help stave off colds. See your health professional for personal advice.

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massage therapists are perfectly capable of training in this new therapy. We are bringing a greater focus to the consequences of post cancer treatment, critically the well-being of patients on their survivorship journey, and being cared for. Our new healthcare therapy provides aftercare with trained therapists in a relaxing setting that is restorative and soothing, and stops patients feeling like patients. It’s a milestone therapy which any one of us could very well need in the future,” says Yvette. UKLC is appealing to breast cancer patients for complementary treatments. A special launch offer of £1,000 in training vouchers is open to massage therapists, complementary therapists, occupational therapists, physical therapists and nurses. Please go to www.theuklc.com for more information for training, or as a patient. Previous patient Sandra, from Horsham, said; “I cannot believe it has been eight days since we first met. I feel completely different and wish I had known about this a year ago when I was going through my chemo. It would have saved me a lot of anxiety – I felt as if no one cared about my problems with lymphoedema. Thank you so much.” Yvette Jordan – Lymphatic Specialist Practitioner & Lymphoedema Therapist UK Lymphology Clinics (UKLC), 07599 985648 info@uklymphologyclinics.com www.theuklc.com

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ur skin! The largest organ of the body, both immensely strong and delicate. Alive yet dead, perfectly tailor-made to our exact requirements and when taken care of properly, will glow your whole life time ... So, let's start with skincare. There are a plethora of creams and serums, all promising benefits of varying kinds. This is my quick guide to what key vitamins the ingredients offer. Vitamin A: It helps to keep the skin soft and supple by ensuring moisture retention, thereby helping to prevent dryness, keratinization and skin conditions like psoriasis and acne. Vitamin C: Promotes collagen production and skin cell rejuvenation. Vitamin E: Offers protection from environmental damage. It's been shown when it is used before UV exposure that skin is less red, swollen and dry. Of course, these vitamin-packed creams and serums work best on skin that is properly exfoliated, otherwise your wonderful skin products are just wasted, sitting on top of dead skin and not providing you with any of the benefits promised! Asha Bhola Other important factors to consider for healthy skin: how clean are your make-up brushes? Wash your brushes out at least once a week with a tea tree or chamomile cleanser. Leave to dry naturally in an upright position. And keep well hydrated. Good hydration comes from food, juices, herbal teas and my favourite ... coconut water! That’s it from me, I hope you enjoyed reading. Asha Bhola – Asha’s Beauty Project, 42 Preston Street, Brighton, BN1 2HP, 01273 777911

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anjeev Jandu is a Harley Street qualified aesthetic practitioner. Coming from a medical background, Sanj, a full time pharmacist, combines her knowledge from this field with her love for beauty and perfection to ensure all her treatments look natural and aesthetically pleasing. Using only the highest quality, regulated and safe products, the nonsurgical cosmetic treatments provided by Sanj are definitely value for money. And with evening clinics, she can offer treatments at a time that suits you, at Asha's Beauty Project – fully regulated and insured.

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MPharm, Aesthetic Practitioner Hello Sanjeev. Here's a challenge – for those who have never heard of 'dermal fillers' before, how would you describe the treatment in one sentence?

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ucked away in Preston Street is a little haven, in the form of Asha’s Beauty Project. This place of relaxation and tranquility is bubbling away underneath Yoyo’s Hairdressing, and it’s the ideal spot to get away from the stresses of city life. There is an array of treatments to choose from, ranging from facials, massage, IPL hair reduction, teeth whitening and botox. You can find it all here!

And what does the process involve? As we age, the contours of our face change as facial volume, hydration and skin elasticity decreases. This leads to the development of lines and wrinkles, as well as thinning of lips. By directly injecting the naturally-derived dermal filler to these lines and wrinkles, the lost skin volume is immediately replaced, helping to plump up, lift up and smoothen out wrinkles to the surrounding skin level. At the consultation you'll have the chance to meet and talk through your expectations of the treatment with me, where I will assess your needs and recommend the best treatment for you. No allergy testing is required, and the treatment is quick and easy! A mild topical anaesthetic (e.g. Emla cream) is applied to avoid any pain or sensation while injecting. Some swelling and redness may occur post treatment, which resolves within a few days. As it is biodegradable, the effects of dermal fillers would decrease over 6–9 months, hence touch ups may be necessary to help you maintain your new look. If additional treatments are not done or wanted, the corrections will gradually disappear and your skin will look just as it did prior to the dermal fillers.

Is it safe? Dermal fillers consist of a chemical known as hyaluronic acid that exists naturally throughout our body, for lubrication of joints, giving shape to our eyes and providing volume to our skin. For this reason, dermal fillers are completely biocompatible and safe for medical use. We will be using the Belotero range of dermal fillers, manufactured by Merz Pharma, which is a smooth gel used to plump and smooth out the nose to mouth lines and the vermilion border (lip-line) to help in lip enhancement.

Would you recommend the treatment to anyone, or are some people more suitable clients than others? Most people aged over 35. However, there are some exemptions that your practitioner will go through during your consultation.

Are dermal fillers popular in Brighton? In my experience, yes they are. For more information or to book an appointment, call: Sanjeev on 07708 371140 or Asha on 01273 777911

I was treated to an ‘Express Facial’. Upon arrival, Asha greeted me with a warm and friendly welcome. Some beauty salons can be a little bit icy, but Asha creates the perfect atmosphere to allow you to relax and feel at ease. She began the treatment with ‘face mapping’, which allows her to pin point any problem areas with the skin. This also indicates any issues related to diet or bodily functions. Yes, your skin really does tell all! As the facial commenced, Asha let me know the products she was using and why she had chosen them for my skin. The half an hour went past far too quickly. One of the notable things she did was massage and loosen my jaw, which was incredibly tight from stress, and causing headaches. The following day my skin was clear and soft. I have often suffered from spot breakouts after a facial, but this did not happen. If you would like a book an appointment yourself, Asha has now developed an app which allows for a speedy booking process for those on the go. Brilliant. Asha’s Beauty Project, 42 Preston Street, Brighton, BN1 2HP, 01273 777911

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MAJORITY RULES Science & technology at Portslade Aldridge Community Academy he Government believes that the future economic success of the United Kingdom depends on a good supply of skilled scientists and engineers. The current science curriculum attempts to provide both training in science for a minority and access to basic scientific literacy for the majority. Yet, more and more school children are being turned off by science. Forcing the majority to follow a science agenda aimed at the minority with the hope that it might encourage more pupils to take science as a post compulsory subject is having a detrimental effect on science education, due to the pressures it has introduced into the classrooms. What we have now is a system that is being driven by the needs of the minority, rather than serving the majority. Professor Edgar Jenkins (in 2009) highlighted this point: “An earlier definition of school science ‘as a pipeline, albeit leaky’, dedicated to supplying the next generation of scientists, is rejected in favour of ‘a science education for all’ that ‘can only be justified if it offers something of universal value for all rather than the minority who will become future scientists’.” Nick Gibb, MP minister of state for schools, in reference to academies, stated: “For far too long, governments of all persuasions have sought to interfere too much in the day-to-day management of schools. Academies are able to innovate across all aspects of their work, such as curriculum and assessment, to tailor the support they provide and drive up standards for all pupils in the communities they serve.” With the STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering & Maths) centre at PACA and support from the University of Sussex and University of Brighton, we are being offered a unique window of opportunity to innovate and deliver a science agenda fit for the 21st century. Due to the unnecessary and unhealthy competition developed between schools, funds have been diverted from the pot of educating our children into empty PR campaigns. It is time to re-address this and ensure that funds are directed to relevant educational activities, such as STEM. Being part of the brilliant Brighton Science Festival this year has re-affirmed my belief that STEM has a lot to offer our children.

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s a theatre lover, nothing depresses me more than the news that yet another beautiful and historic building is under threat. Brighton has seen so many fall, converted to bowling alleys then demolished or simply allowed to fall into disrepair, I suspect in the hope that they might be condemned. For goodness sake, somehow the Palace Pier Theatre was dismantled and then lost – really, how do you lose a theatre? Now it’s the Hippodrome in Middle Street. I was lucky enough to see this masterpiece many years ago when it was being used as a bingo hall. Despite the tacky plastic furnishings, which had been dropped into the space like an alien invasion, it looked grand, truly spectacular. But with the advent of online

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What more needs to be done to save Brighton’s beautiful Hippodrome gambling bingo halls are no longer as popular as they were I guess, and so the Hippodrome closed its doors. I’m a great believer of preserving our heritage, although I’m no fan of the rampant misuse of that word, I quote; “heritage tomatoes”. Indeed! It strikes me in the same way that the word vintage now means second hand. As usual I digress. Full marks to the excellent campaigners that are fighting tooth and nail to get any decisions regarding the future, or lack of a future for the Hippodrome reversed. I cannot believe that someone thought that we needed yet another multiplex cinema in the town when quite often the ones that we have are sparsely occupied. Nor could I see any future for a massive food enterprise in a city where we clearly favour our home grown independent food businesses. Right now the city has a smattering of theatre venues, from the tiny to the fairly large. We have a good representation at the smaller end, with excellent venues like The Marlborough that have run for years and support local writing and performing talent. We have medium sized venues like The New Venture and Emporium that programme adventurously and again support local talent. At the larger end of the

The future lies in a cohesive plan followed by a supportive audience scale we have The Dome Complex which offers great spaces for theatre, concerts and dance and of course the Theatre Royal Brighton which is run by the international Ambassadors Theatre Group and programmes a balanced year of the very commercial with a good proportion of exciting, if less commercial, material. One could say that the ground is fairly well covered, and indeed it might be, were it not for the lack of a stage large enough to accept major West End touring shows, all of which go either east to the Congress in Eastbourne or west to the Mayflower in Southampton.

Okay, not that far away, but far enough and expensive enough to make a trip there not only pricey but also inconvenient. So at almost every level I support the campaign to save the Hippodrome, my only caveat being this: any plan to save it needs to be a well balanced and commercially viable one, and please, not one that will see a negative impact on our existing venues. Theatre is a vital part of our culture, entertaining and educational, and it would not be in the state that it is in if more of us went along to see it – and more often. The future lies in a cohesive plan followed by a supportive audience. My very best wishes go to the Our Brighton Hippodrome organisation in their fight to save this theatre gem.

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SUNDAY HUNCH Indulging in the city’s Sunday best t’s the question I am asked more often than any other and the one that I find hardest to answer. My usual response is that the best Sunday lunch to be found is at my home – and you are not invited. I know, it sounds rude and unkind, but I do firmly believe that Sunday dining is for friends and family and I like nothing more than peeling potatoes and listening to The Archers. Follow that with a spot of basting to Desert Island Discs and gravy making to I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, and you will find me in very good humour indeed. But if I were to do that on a regular basis I would be a very poor man indeed, always entertaining and only occasionally being entertained. As a consequence I do, from time to time, indulge in a roast dinner in one of the city’s numerous pubs – or should I say ‘gastro pubs’? I will also go off piste from time to time and always enjoy a visit to Agua Dulce, where their Spanish food reminds me of so many happy holidays – I rate them top Spanish restaurant for some miles. I have to say that whilst I admire the generosity of some places, I am not a great lover of plates piled high with a crazy assortment of vegetables. To my mind you need little more than roast potatoes, cabbage and carrots on your plate with perhaps the addition of a roast parsnip when they are really in season. And I hate a plate swimmimg in gravy, especially mediocre gravy, it simply makes your meal wet and the only foods that should be really wet are soup, and perhaps custard. Last weekend I happened to need to meet with my food festival colleague Mr M for a catch up and at his suggestion we went to the Ginger Dog. I like The Dog because of all the Gingers it

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remains the most pub-like, and the welcome there is always warm. I arrived early and sat at the bar with a swift pint, the first in some time and very good it was too, 360 by name I believe. Mr M arrived and we sat down for our meeting. The Sunday menu is concise but still full of choice and the blackboard over the roaring fire had a few specials too. Mr M started with sea bass with a crab tartare and pickles. It looked very good and he made pretty light work of it, although he does have a tendency to eat around the edges and dismiss certain plated items, this time a pale pink sauce. I headed to the blackboard for pigeon breast with lentils and ketchup. I love pigeon although it is on my do-not-eat list along with lentils, so this was a double whammy danger – thank the lord for Allipurinol is all I can say. Anyway, it was delicious, really very fine and very satisfying. Mr M then perused the wine list and declared that he fancied trying a Brazilian. Well I’ll leave you to imagine the ribald banter that followed. It turned out to be an inoffensive whit, pinot grigio and reisling, the reisling knocking the sharp edges off the pinot grigio I decided. Anywho, not

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bad and not a silly price. For the main course we both chose the braised belly of pork. It must have been a piggy sort of day all round as Mr M tends to go veggie or fish these days. It was very good, soft to the knife and tasty too. The crackling was crisp and sharp but only skin and not the crystaline layer beneath, which I always think is the best part, and runs less risk of tooth damage. The potatoes were the best roast potatoes I have been served out in some time and the vegetables were also good – a carrot, a parsnip, some excellent cauliflower cheese and some red cabbage and kale. I could have lived without the red cabbage, it was good but not neccessary. I also broke my rule and accepted a Yorkshire pud, even though I was not eating beef. It was very nice. Stupidly though I forgot to ask for my gravy to be served on the side, in a jug, and so my meal was rather too wet for my liking, in part my own fault. We were too full for pud! The Ginger Dog, 12 College Place, Brighton, BN2 1HN, 01273 620990 www.thegingerdog.com

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n 1998, Bordeaux heavyweight Bruno Prats sold the family estate – the classified Second Growth Cos d’Estournel in St-Estephe. Today, Prats is behind Vina Aquitania in Chile, with partners including Paul Pontallier (of Chateaux Margaux), Chryseia in Portugal (with the Symingtons), and Anwilka in South Africa (with Hubert de Bouard de Laforest, owner of Angelus). Prats continues to work with classic French varietals but in Portugal has embraced the Douro’s top two indigenous grapes, Touriga Nacional and Touriga Franca. Now he’s created AlfYnal in the Spanish region of Alicante DO, working with another fascinating grape – the red variety Monastrell (also known as Mouvedre). It grows in southeastern regions including Jumilla and Yecla, across to Alicante on the coast. What do the Spanish themselves think of this variety? “It is known in Spain but only by those people who really like wine,” says Daniel Castano, from Familia Castano estate in Yecla DO. He adds that the southeastern wine growing areas of Spain are probably more recognised in export markets, with a growing reputation for offering great value for money. There are few grapes that can stand this area’s intensity of heat, or indeed that require so much heat to ripen fully. Yet the grapes still maintain refreshing acidity. The vines are not trained, but sit close to the ground in bush style – providing sun protection for the grapes. The majority of vines are old: upwards of 40 years. Yields are low on old vines, creating intensity of flavours, with earth and spice complementing red and black fruits, but what is most thrilling about these wines is their freshness. One wonders how is it possible to make such a refreshing style of wine, with tamed tannins. High altitude slopes are critical, but then it is about varietal selection. “Monastrell vines are very well adapted to dry weather,” says Castano. “It is one of the most resistant varieties, as far as we are aware.”

alking about kinky ladies. Weren’t you? Well we were. Because Eve Poland has just given us the go ahead for her page in this year’s must-read book: Art in Brighton 2015. And one of the artworks she’s featuring, ‘Our Lady of the Catnip’, is that irresistible combination of a foxy female draped in twisted kitties. The Dane’s had to go for a lie down. So enjoy this sneak preview – and look out for our new publication in April. While we’re on the subject of naughtiness, She Said – Brighton’s famously erotic boutique – is currently hosting an explosively colourful exhibition of artworks by Louise Dear in its recently opened flagship store on Eve Poland Ship Street. The show is cheekily entitled ‘Fifty Shades of Love’, with not a grey in sight. Louise’s neopop infused works are a sumptuous feast of colour, expertly fashioned using a multitude of media; golds, glitters and glosses layered on panels of distressed aluminium. Lavish, richly textured figures are sensually erotic, luminous and powerful, overlaid with flowers and frivolity that entice and seduce the Louise Dear viewer. Until 28 March. Don’t miss: The Big Heart Auction is a very special online charity art auction raising money for Chestnut Tree House children’s hospice. It kicks off live on eBay from 26 February and runs for 10 days, with an amazing array of work donated by Brighton’s gorgeous, generous creative community such as this sensational print, ‘Sussex Downs Sunset Crimson I’, by one of our favourite Phoenix artists, David Moore. Dig deep and get your bids in. And if you want to see the artworks up close, head to Brighton Dome between 4–6 March for the free exhibition (10am–5pm). Find David Moore out more and see the participating artists at bigheartauction.org.uk www.artymagazines.com

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on Freeview channel 8, But earlier in his career, Shaffer penned works which New Venture describe as “Domestic Comedies”. In The Private Ear, classical music fan Bob has a big date with Doreen but misguidedly also invites ladies’ man Ted along to cook and offer moral support. The resulting situation is embarrassingly humorous – no doubt we have all been a Bob, Ted or even Doreen at some point in our lives. In the second half of this Shaffer double bill, they are presenting Black Comedy, again set in the 1960s and a classic farce, where wires are crossed as sculptor Bridsley attempts to sell some of his work to a millionaire whilst simutaneously asking Colonel Malkeet for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Add borrowed antiques and an interfering neighbour, not to mention a clutch of other unexpected guests, and the result is hilarious mayhem. I love a good farce, a much maligned and neglected form, and this promises to be a night of chaotic comedy. The Private Ear and Black Comedy, 20–28 Feb

humour it explores what people really want and the possibility that helping others is inviting more trouble than it’s worth. When architect David takes on a regeneration project in a “twilight” area, delays and obstacles make it more and more likely that he will have to build towers that he doesn't really want to build and no-one wants to live in.

n March look out for Benefactors by Michael Frayn, another favourite author and playwrite. Frayn has an extraordinary way with words and humour and this is again an early work from the man who penned Copenhagen, Balmoral and Noises Off. The play asks; what do we want? What does anybody want? “Nice little semis with nice little gardens?” But David cannot build the people of Basuto Road “nice little semis”, as he needs to provide more housing, not less. Written in 1984, set in the late 1960s and early ‘70s, Benefactors depicts a time of great change in society, from personal relationships to architecture. With cynicism and a dry, witty

At the same time, unhappy housewife Jane decides to take on the regeneration of their neighbours’ lives by persuading them to work for David. But just how helpful is this? As the couple’s lives become more intertwined it would appear as inevitable as the high rise blocks that the foundation of their relationships will be rocked. Benefactors by Michael Frayn won the Evening Standard Award for Best Play and the Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Play in 1984. Benefactors will be performed in the Studio Theatre, 20–28 March 2015 Tickets for the shows can be purchased online at www.newventure.org.uk – for further details phone Box Office Information on 01273 746118

’m always impressed by the programming of The New Venture Theatre. It is ambitious, brave and bright, and this spring sees them on top form with a series of plays by top writers in their formative years. In February they will be presenting a double bill of works by Peter Shaffer. Shaffer is probably best known for major works like Amadeus and Equus, two brilliant plays that received international acclaim and went on to be made into hugely successful films.

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weaving a sexist ‘70s athlete persona with truly enjoyable and likeable character. Support slots include Sam Savage, who has been seen in her new persona – Linda Larkin – around town with material for a show that will be fresh to the Brighton Fringe, giving glimpses of the pure joy it will be to behold. Not to be missed. And of course, as a comedy Mecca, we also attract the big guns to the big venues. Stewart Lee is in town for two nights this weekend at the Brighton Dome Concert Hall. Yeah baby. The show is called ‘A Room With A Stew’, and sees him return again with new material in readiness for his next series of Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle. After he recently hit the headlines for lambasting ticket tout websites, and for his opinions on attending award ceremonies, it’ll be interesting to see if any material on those topics makes it to the big stage. So turn up and laugh it up. We are the lucky ones. Comedy Cooler Opening Nite, Thursday 26 February 2015, 7.30pm, £7.50/6, Rialto, www.rialtotheatre.co.uk Stewart Lee – A Room With A Stew, Friday 27 – Saturday 28 February 2015, 8pm, £22, brightondome.org Extra Stewart Lee date added: Sunday 21 Jun 2015 Brian Gittins

am constantly counting my blessings that I live in a city that not only loves comedy, but is also loved by comedians. Just count the respected names who call this city (and surrounding areas) home – Zoe Lyons, Joe Wilkinson, Stephen Grant, Romesh Ranganathan, Brian Gittins, Colin Hoult, and more. The rising stars that have come from here and are still developing, coupled with these great headliners and others who have cut their performing teeth here and are happy to return having made a name, means that we also get some of the best quality mid week, room-in-a-pub, comedy showcases too. Not least, this Thursday’s Comedy Cooler Opening Nite at Brighton’s latest new venue, the Rialto. Comedy Cooler has been going as a monthly night for quite some years, but it took a breather for a while last year and now it’s moved home from The Alibi in Hove to the spanking new centre of town venue: the Rialto. Headline names for the night are Brian Gittins and Flange Krammer – both larger than life in their own ways. Gittins has gathered an incredibly eclectic following over the years, with headliners for his own monthly night over at Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar including Al Murray and Harry Hill in recent times. Whereas Krammer brings his own style of kickback against the conventions of comedy, embracing catchphrases and audience interaction, and unbelievably

EVENT: BTN ETSY TALKS The Brighton Sellers Team is unique in the UK in that they hold regular meet ups, in Brighton. The aim of their meet ups is to get to know your team mates in person, an invaluable experience for networking, information exchange and support. The Old Market, Wed 25 Feb, 7pm, free EVENT: CATALYST CLUB SCIENCE FESTIVAL DEATH SPECIAL Featuring Anthony Moore on the gene which causes dieback, Sleeping Sickness and many other strange natural phenomena. Peter Breitbart will speak on dodging death and the ever-popular Matt Pope explores neolithic death. Morbid it won't be. Latest MusicBar, Thurs 26 Feb, 8pm, £6 ART: ORI GERSHT Israeli born photographer and film maker Ori Gersht documents landscapes that have witnessed trauma, such as World War II and post-war conflicts. Don’t Look Back revisits three bodies of work that capture landscapes that have been the scene of past atrocities, Evaders, Liquidation and White Noise. Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434681. Until 25 April ART: SECOND YEAR SHOW Students from Performance and Visual Art, Sculpture and Photography are exhibiting and performing their work as part of the 2nd year College of Arts & Humanities exhibitions. University of Brighton Gallery, Grand Parade, Brighton, 01273 643010. Until 26 Feb

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SCOTT MATTHEWS The Boy from the Black Country has a new album

ack in 2006, Scott Matthews was hot news. The gifted guitarist, singer and songwriter from the Black Country had released his debut album, Passing Stranger, that year, before being picked up by Island Records who re-released the album later that year. ‘Elusive’ became his signature tune, becoming Single of the Week on Zane Lowe’s show, and picking up an Ivor Novello award the following year for the same song. 2006 also saw him support Foo Fighters on an acoustic tour. Coming across as the musical descendant of John Martyn and Nick Drake, Matthews wasn't able to fully capitalise on his early success; it was more than three years before the follow up album, Elsewhere, and the momentum slightly lost … but he never went away, and late last year he released Home: Part One, another very fine album, elegantly soulful with a folk undertow. Now signed to the American Thirty Tigers label, the album is the first to be recorded in his home studio, which he built himself. “I’m still in the Wolverhampton area, just...” he says. “Someone has to occupy

that space. You’re not missing much. But, you get a sense of characters this way; people are genuinely down to earth, when you speak to a local-local. I never really wanted to move anywhere else … I’ve been blessed to travel around the wold – Australia, LA – this Black Country kid, y’know? But, it’s back to this familiarity, somewhere you can feel the tension in your shoulders go.” Matthews’ deep love for music and respect for his audiences remains very high: “I'm always conscious of leaving somewhere with a pretty good representation of myself, making sure that people get it. You can so easily go through the motions if you’re not careful. Personally, I believe you can’t dupe the punters, you gotta get the

feeling across from the time you put pen to paper and wrap the guitar around the song. “The comments after shows have been encouraging. What matters to me is that people that come to a show are understanding and we can all find a bit of escapism and forget about the world, or think about the world in another way … through the power of music!” Matthews dryly drones. For this tour he’ll be part of a quartet that also includes Lamb’s double bassist Jon Thorne, as well as his stalwarts, Danny Keane (cello/piano) and Sam Martin (drums/tabla). And later this year he’ll be working on the follow up, Home: Part Two. “The original vision was a double album, but it’s turned out to be a staggered album. They might package them both together at some point. ‘Two’ will have a bit more texture, take stuff from being on the road over the last couple of years. “It gets a bit lonely in the studio sometimes. But my missus will just waltz in and say, “that’s good”, or “that’s not so good”. She’s the go-to for that instantaneous opinion. A good laugh!” Scott Matthews, St. George’s Church, Fri 27 Feb, 7pm, £16.50

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1 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 2 Frankie Sling Humn 3 Anemo Pray (Ropey remix) 4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 5 The SlyShakers Doormat 6 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 7 Jaybee Wasting My Time 8 Nig2dmic Minute Man 9 Bluestone Salsero 10 Alternate Function Under Attack 11 Ultralites Zero Hours

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Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark AUDIO CLOSING PARTY PT. 2 WITH SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO As a music venue, 10 Marine Parade has remained high above the tides since its founding some 30 years ago, seeing residences from now household-established names like Fatboy Slim, Carl Cox and Maxxi Soundsystem. This will mark the concluding note of an era, but the start of something fresh, with a full refurbishment commencing straight away. Audio, Sat 28 Feb, 10pm–4.30am, £12/10/8

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WHAT HANNAH WANTS Hannah Wants has made her name as a party DJ. Her quick mixing style bears semblance to EZ, yet is still wholly her own. Since breaking the UK circuit she has gone on to build a reputation in Ibiza, and in April 2013, her track ‘Dappy’ with Chris Lorenzo was released through Food Music. Concorde2, Fri 27 Feb, 11pm–4am, £15

COCO LOCO Brighton's craziest and messiest International student night. Dance your heart away midweek with pop and R&B tunes spinning for your pleasures. Coalition, Wed 25 Feb, 11pm–4am, £1

15 Cascades What Have You Done To Me? 16 Ludwig Thoma Jun Why We Die 17 The Mice Beauty Queen 18 Surfhunter Bessie 19 Earth Below Let It Rain 20 APPI Meteors!

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LONG STORY

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JOSIE LONG – CARA JOSEPHINE Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 19 February 2015 ★★★★★ photo credit: Giles Smith

n a cold and drenching night, the affect from Josie Long’s deeply personal, honest and funny show gently warmed and lifted spirits to the very marrow. Starting with heartbreak and what sounds very much like a bout of depression – neither rare topics amongst comics – there was a well-written yet brutal honesty to Long’s prose that brought a freshness and believability to what could have been a well walked path. This was so clearly her story and no one else’s, at times dipping more into storytelling than pure comedy, but keeping its heart at the core throughout. Unflinching, uplifting, and beautifully reflective – the world is a better place for having Long’s perspective on it.

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THE OCTONAUTS AND THE DEEP SEA VOLCANO ADVENTURE – LIVE For anyone aged under 7 years old this show had everything to send them into a frenzied revelry. For those of you without the need to keep a child quite at 5am, The Octonauts is a CBeebies cartoon about an underwater rescue team of animals (think Thunderbirds in the ocean) and to children it’s like catnip. The live show (like the cartoon) is a nice balance of colourful fun, a bit of oceanic education and ‘on the brink of disaster’ plots. It’s not just been thrown together to make a quick shilling, the set and costumes look decent and the actors work hard to keep the audience engaged. Good family entertainment. Connaught Theatre, Worthing, 15 February 2015 ★★★★★ Lee Stevens

ELLEN KENT’S RIGOLETTO Ellen Kent’s touring performances continually astound with high quality across the board, including an eye-catching painted main stage cloth and stunning stage design in this exciting and accessible version of Verdi’s opera. Baritone Vladimir Dragos was superb as always as Rigoletto, commanding the stage and veering from humour to rage to despair convincingly with a rich, warm singing voice. Soprano Maria Tonina had a fluttering, piercing and high melodic grace about her as Gilda, sounding at times like a divine musical saw. Her romantic duet with Giorgi Meladze was the musical and emotional high point, with the delicate, quiet harmonies a refreshing change from the throaty bombast of many operas. Theatre Royal Brighton, 17 February 2014 ★★★★★ Joe Fuller

BOOKINGS JOHN BISHOP – SUPERSONIC

Brighton Centre, 31 March 2015, £30, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Following last year’s hugely successful sell-out UK arena tour, John Bishop announces that he will be performing his critically acclaimed ‘Supersonic’ show, for one night only, at The Brighton Centre.

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WHERE’S THE SUSPENSE?

ear reader, as I write to you I have no idea what happened at the Oscars ceremony for it has yet to happen (as is the joy of magazine publishing!). But I can probably tell you who won the big four acting categories: Eddie Redmayne for The Theory of Everything, Julianne Moore for Still Alice, Patricia Arquette for Boyhood and J.K. Simmons for Whiplash. If I am wrong it will only be in the first instance: Redmayne may have lost to Birdman’s Michael Keaton in the Best Actor race. How do I know this? Believe me, I wish I was psychic, but they actually all won SAG (Screen Actor’s Guild) awards for these parts, along with Golden Globes and many other pre-Oscars critics’ awards. The SAG awards alone are such an accurate predictor of the Oscars that, over the past five years, 18 out of 20 SAG winners have gone on to win their Oscar category. Now, this creates a big problem for the Oscars – where is the suspense?! The awards for acting join with Best Picture and Best Director to create the Big Six Oscar categories. These six awards are really what the Oscars are based on but with the winners becoming more and more predictable, will people still tune in? It is plain ridiculous that every year, the best drama viewers can hope for is that one of the four main races may come down to two nominees. Indeed, the most exciting thing nowadays seems to be finding out who will get a nomination – from there it seems to be a lock-down, done deal! Granted, I have just presented it to you as a rather tricky conundrum to solve for the Academy; how can they keep people interested in a competition when they already know the result? But … we don’t actually know all of the results. Each year we are made aware of the winner and the four runners up, but what if (and this may be Hollywood anarchy) they didn’t release any names for nominations in the acting categories? How wonderful would it be to have everyone in Hollywood who has been in a good film that year turn up at the ceremony (much as they do anyway) and then have the top five called out through the night – in ascending order! It would certainly keep the audience watching until the very end and, since no one would have known to practice their ‘gallant loser’ face, we would get some wonderful reactions. The press and the actors would have an awful lot more to talk about after those awards than they do currently. Tune in to PostFeature on Wednesday at 6.30pm on Latest TV to see what Joseph and I have to say about this year’s winners and losers.

Eddie Redmayne, The Theory Of Everything

Julianne Moore, Still Alice

PAUL WELLER Brighton Centre, 20 November 2015, £38, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Shaping up to be another whirlwind year for Paul Weller, a second tour is announced for the latter part of the year with a 10 date arena tour in the winter taking in towns across the UK from Brighton to Glasgow.

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TUESDAY 24 Best Of Brighton Lights LatestTV, 7pm Brighton Lights is taking a breather and re-grouping, gathering new splendid guests and making sure it’s fresh as a daisy and raring to go. In the meantime, Richard Shayler has picked out some of his favourite bits from the shows so far. Guests could be anyone from Nick Helm to Sam Riley.

Mary Portas: Secret Shopper Channel 4, 8pm Our lovely Mary (you imagine her as a bit of Mary Poppins for retail instead of distracted families) is in Burnham, with local convenience store Hallmark Foods coming under her scrutiny. And quite frankly she’s shocked. This business is struggling because the staff aren’t – they’re smoking and swearing. Oops.

Uncle BBC3, 10pm The least responsible adult is looking after his nephew again, and as much as he’s certain his flu will keep him bedridden, when nephew Errol tells him about a lucrative song contest it’s off to the recording studio they go. However, when Andy decides he doesn’t want to collaborate, Errol throws his lot in with sabotage.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 You Make It, We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Bookenders Best-selling authors talk about what inspired them to write their latest novels. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Ordinary Lives: Something In The Silence Exploring the stories of three survivors of suicide. They talk about the silence surrounding suicide and the need to be heard, not judged. 10.00 Exploring Ancient Egypt 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Bowlegs Live music sessions and interviews with the artists. 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Rha Stranges 12.00am Latest News 12.30 You Make It, We Show It 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Ordinary Lives: Something In The Silence 4.00 Exploring Ancient Egypt 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 Brighton Lights Sessions: Rha Stranges

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Real Lives Reunited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Nancy continues to press her dad for the truth about what happened last week - how far did he go? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. When disaster strikes on Darwin, Elliot must choose between his team and his life’s work. 9.00 The Gift Matt Baker and Mel Giedroyc follow the extraordinary and heartwarming stories of people who missed the chance to say thank you or sorry when it mattered most. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Childbirth: All Or Nothing Documentary following four pregnant women all making very different choices around their births. 37-yearold Jo plans to deliver her baby completely alone on board her barge, without the assistance of any medical professional. By contrast, 34-year-old Anna is opting to sidestep the pains of labour and book in for a c-section at the Portland Hospital in London. 11.35 Growing Up Down’s Documentary telling the story of a group of young actors with Down’s Syndrome. 12.35am FILM: Houseguest (1995) 2.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.25 BBC News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Real Lives Reunited 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Nature’s Weirdest Events 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 The Super League Show 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Africa 3.45 Open All Hours 4.15 To The Manor Born 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Wanted In Paradise A paradise is always wanted, but what is wanted in paradise? 8.00 Africa’s Fishing Leopards: Natural World You should’ve seen the one that got away... it had spots THIS big!!! 9.00 Inside The Commons Four-part documentary series about the inner workings of the House of Commons. Presented by Michael Cockerell, this series takes an unprecedented look at the heart of British democracy in the run up to the 2015 general election. 10.00 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience Stand-up comedian Rhod Gilbert tries his hand at some proper jobs. In this edition he takes over the running of a hotel in Tenby. Rhod has stayed in many hotels on tour, but cleaning, cooking breakfast and dealing with complaints is not what he signed on for in this hotel. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dragons’ Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest their own cash to kick start the business. 12.20am Sign Zone: Film 2015 4.00 The Genius Of Invention 4.30 Design Challenge 5.00 The Secret Life Of Our Favourite Dishes 5.30 Curious Cat

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Nicola is humiliated by Jimmy. Jacob has had enough of Lachlan. Megan is annoyed at Jai’s dishonesty. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live: Manchester City V Barcelona After being dumped out at this stage of the Champions League last year, Manuel Pellegrini’s team will be out for revenge against Barcelona as the two sides meet again at the Etihad Stadium. Last season, Lionel Messi and Dani Alves scored in both legs as the Catalans eased through to the quarter finals 41 on aggregate. Mark Pougatch is joined by Everton boss Roberto Martinez, Lee Dixon and Paul Scholes for live coverage, with commentary from Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Mark Pougatch presents highlights of tonight’s last-16 first-leg matches. 11.40 FILM: Carry On Henry (1971) Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims, Terry Scott and Barbara Windsor. Historical hamming from the Carry On regulars. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women I’m A Celebrity’s 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.35 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Shipping Wars UK 12.15pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Kim is in turmoil when someone begs her for help, while Theresa immediately lands herself in hot water when she gets a new job. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot: The Green Party 8.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper See highlights. 9.00 The Romanians Are Coming Three-part documentary series looking at the lives of a group of Romanians trying to make a new life in Britain. The second episode explores the reality of life in Romania and the motivation behind the influx of Romanian immigrants to the UK. 10.00 Immigration Street Observational documentary that captures life on a street in Southampton where the mix of residents has been transformed in recent years. 11.00 Kid Criminals Two-part documentary which explores some of the highest-security juvenile prisons in the US. 12.05am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Trans World Sport 2.25 The Ricky Gervais Show 2.55 Double Your House For Half The Money 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Face The Clock

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy Builders 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Boy Next Door (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddy goes into surgery surrounded by her loved ones, but frustratingly for Josh this does not include him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. 8.00 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER Documentary series following the medical teams and their British patients at Benidorm’s busy hospital and affiliated GP practice. Keen astronomer Adrian sees stars after a nasty fall at his holiday home. 9.00 Killer Psychopaths Documentary series. Criminologist Professor David Wilson travels to America to analyse how the disturbing behaviour displayed by Dennis Rader as a child gave an early indication that he would grow into a psychopath. 10.00 10,000 BC Reality series in which 20 Brits try to survive for two months in the equivalent of the Stone Age in a camp in a remote Bulgarian forest. Paul and Mike continue to defy Mel and go hunting. 11.00 World’s Biggest Hips Lighthearted documentary about four big, beautiful women who are proud of their size. 12.00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Simpsons (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Critical 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 10.00 Uncle. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.35 Uncle 1.05 World’s Toughest Jobs 2.05 Bangkok Airport 3.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.30 Uncle

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Digging For Ireland 9.00 The Nation’s Railway: The Golden Age Of British Rail Timeshift 10.00 Cosmonauts: How Russia Won The Space Race 11.00 Tiger Island: Natural World Special 12.00am Digging For Ireland 1.00 Wallander

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Reality Bites 11.40 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.05am Hamish Macbeth

3.30pm Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 Brooklyn NineNine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 Secrets Of The Living Dolls 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 Grand Designs Australia

11.00am Heavens Above! (1963) 1.20pm Three Worlds Of Gulliver (1960) 3.20 The Desert Fox (1951) 5.05 Tea With Mussolini (1999) 7.25 The Animal (2001) 9.00 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) 11.25 Street Kings (2008) 1.35am Spanking The Monkey (1994) 3.40 Close

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WEDNESDAY 25 The Vote LatestTV, 8pm Frank le Duc is at the helm of LatestTV’s flagship political discussion programme, with interested parties discussing key issues ahead of the forthcoming elections. Can’t be bothered to go to the hustings yourself? Tune in and watch the arguments unfold from your sofa. Who needs to read manifestos with this on telly.

The Great Comic Relief Bake Off BBC1, 8pm This penultimate episode in the Comic Relief series of the tasty television show sees host Jo Brand welcome David Mitchell, Michael Sheen, Jameela Jamil and Sarah Brown into the yummy tent. With challenges ranging from shortbread to triple-tiered pavlova – bring a bib for drool!

The Brit Awards 2015: Afterparty ITV2, 10.20pm Now that Ant and Dec have handed out all the gongs, the Spanx are off, the champagne popped, the lipstick smudged – and the cameras are there to catch it all for ITV2. How thrilled are the winners, and are the losers really such good sports about their near misses?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, ourstanding and unique dream homes. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Millionaires’ Row 10.00 Millionaires’ Row 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national updates. 11.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Black Rooster Musical guests and band highlights from the Brighton Lights live sessions. 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak Highlights from Brighton Lights live sessions. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Festure 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Millionaires’ Row (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Real Lives Reunited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off See highlights. 9.00 The People’s Strictly Cha, cha, cha!!! 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker presents the light-hearted sports quiz. Regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by double Olympic swimming champion Rebecca Adlington, Scottish golfer Marc Warren, Wales and Lions rugby star Martyn Williams and triple jump world record holder Jonathan Edwards. 11.15 Film 2015 The latest film reviews, news and interviews. 11.45 FILM: Having You (2013) Starring Anna Friel, Romola Garai, Andrew Buchan, Phil Davis, Isaac Andrews, Steven Cree, Harry HaddenPaton. Drama. A former wild child is almost ready to settle down after proposing to his girfriend, but all of a sudden he must face his past when an old one-night stand arrives with a seven-year-old son she claims is his. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Real Lives Reunited 8.15 Wanted Down Under 9.00 What’s The Right Diet For You? A Horizon Special 10.00 Great British Railway Journeys 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Lifeline 1.10 Cagney And Lacey 1.55 The World At War 2.50 Africa 3.45 Open All Hours 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Wanted In Paradise Sun tan lotion, perhaps? 8.00 Suffragettes Forever! The Story Of Women And Power Prescribed watching for all those arguing about what feminism actually is historically. 9.00 Wolf Hall Historical drama chronicling Thomas Cromwell’s rise to power in the court of Henry VIII. Anne’s power is dissolving rapidly and her enemies are gathering. She argues with Jane Rochford but in her anger Anne divulges that the musician Mark Smeaton and the nobles Francis Weston and Harry Norris have all declared their love to her, a treasonable offence. Jane Rochford takes great pleasure in reporting these events to Cromwell, and further insinuates that her husband George Boleyn’s unhealthy sexual appetite extends to his sister. 10.00 Up The Women Sitcom. The BICCPRWS can’t agree on the story for their panto, but news from the frontline brings peace amongst the ranks. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Inside The Commons Inside the Commons. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 3.50 Matters Of Life And Death 5.00 Same But Different

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale David and Alicia disagree over Lachlan. Cain visits Charity. Jimmy pulls out all the stops for Nicola. 7.30 Coronation Street Tracy causes problems for Tony. Has Sophie had a change of heart? Rita receives a birthday surprise. 8.00 The BRIT Awards 2015 Ant and Dec host British music’s biggest night of the year, live from the O2 in London. The MasterCard BRIT Awards 2015 features spectacular performances by Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Take That, Sam Smith, Royal Blood, George Ezra, Paloma Faith and - for the first time in 20 years Madonna. 10.20 ITV News; Weather 11.00 Perspectives: Sergeant On Spike John Sergeant presents a personal film about his childhood hero and lifelong inspiration - Spike Milligan. To mark 10 years since Spike died, John meets the people who knew him best as he uncovers the man behind The Goon Show and reveals Spike’s lasting legacy to British comedy. 12.00am River Monsters 12.25 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.35 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Shipping Wars UK 12.15pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Will Jason’s new friend help or hinder his recovery? Tom gets the wrong end of the stick and puts his relationship with Peri in jeopardy. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people who want to restore architectural treasures. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital. Tonight focuses on the close relationships between parents, children and partners. 10.00 Junk Food Kids: Who’s To Blame? Documentary. A third of British children are overweight or obese: we’re bringing up a generation of junk food kids, who are suffering from often avoidable illnesses. But why are we in the grip of this epidemic, and what can be done about it? 11.05 FILM: Citizenfour (2014) Oscar-nominated documentary. Filmmaker Laura Poitras and journalist Glenn Greenwald meet with NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden in Hong Kong. 1.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.05 The Secret Millionaire 3.05 FILM: Boomerang (1947) 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Face The Clock

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Classic Car Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 Still Life: A Three Pines Mystery 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash bumps into Denny and notices that she is wearing an engagement ring. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cowboy Builders Dominic Littlewood and top interior designer Gabrielle Blackman come to the rescue of families who have been devastated by building contractors. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney. 9.00 Jack The Ripper: New Suspect Revealed Documentary. Retired UK murder squad detective Trevor Marriott uncovers evidence linking a German sailor to the notorious Ripper murders. 10.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Karen Carpenter Documentary. One half of a popular 70s pop duo, Karen Carpenter collapsed and died on Friday 4 February 1983. She was known to have had a history of eating problems, but as Dr Shepherd delves into Karen’s past and talks to close friends and those who knew her, he uncovers a world of drugs that she not only kept from everyone. 11.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Documentary series. 12.00am Emergency Bikers 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Britain’s Biggest Primary School 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Fanatics 9.00 Stella 10.00 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Bangkok Airport 9.00 FILM: Deja Vu (2006) 11.00 Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.40 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 1.25 Uncle 1.55 World’s Toughest Jobs 2.55 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse

7.00pm News 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Wondrous Obsessions: The Cabinet Of Curiosities 8.30 The Living Mountain: A Cairngorms Journey 9.00 Picasso: Love, Sex And Art 10.00 Inside Wolf Hall: The Debate 10.30 Horizon 11.20 The Search For Life: The Drake Equation 12.20am Asylum

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 7.00 The Brit Awards 2015: Red Carpet 8.00 FILM: Dante’s Peak (1997) 10.20 The Brit Awards 2015: Afterparty. See highlights. 11.20 Plebs 11.50 Plebs 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.35am Judge Judy (x3) 11.55 Murder, She Wrote 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Cracker 12.10am Northern Lights 1.10 The Royal

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 FILM: Transformers (2007) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am 2 Broke Girls

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House Nation 10.00 Ramsay’s Costa Del Nightmares 11.00 My Daughter The Teenage Nudist 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies 1.10 Tiny House Nation

11.00am Sabrina (1954) 1.15pm Town On Trial (1957) 3.15 Caprice (1967) 5.15 Guns Of Fort Petticoat (1957) 6.55 Terminal Velocity (1994) 9.00 This Means War (2012) 10.55 Stone (2010) 1.00am The Passenger (1975) 3.10 Close

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THURSDAY 26 Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 8pm Time for a spot of fantasy home shopping. Who’s in the market for a bolthole in North London close to transport links and without too many steps (one of today’s intrepid property hunters has been diagnosed with MS)? Yes? Then strap in! Plus, our second couple are looking to move from London to Bristol. Pretty places.

The Mentalist Channel Five, 10pm It’s always good when a boyfriend can help you out. Y’know... be worth an amnesty on the crimes that you’ve committed if you help with his apprehension. It’s the thought that counts. Jane and Lisbon are on assignment in Lisbon working with Erica Flynn, whose current flame is worth just such a tempting price to her.

Scorpion ITV2, 9pm What’s ace about watching a light-hearted drama about a group of geniuses saving the Western world (aka the freedomfighting pioneers of the United States), is that in explaining how they sorted everything out, you too can feel like a genius simply by dint of understanding their reasoning. Natch.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 9.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Real Lives Reunited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Mick arranges a surprise for Linda but Nancy has other things on her mind. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Hanna and Mike have three kids, two of whom are twins who were born prematurely. One now suffers from cerebral palsy and the other is profoundly deaf. Nick Knowles and DIY SOS team call on friends, family and the local community to come to the aid of this young family and build a single storey extension in just nine days. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series set on a Caribbean island. When a prisoner is killed in their custody, DI Goodman and the team are under pressure to solve the case quickly. Humphrey’s father visits Saint Marie intent on meddling in his son’s life. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Telford. 11.45 This Week Andrew Neil presents a political review of the week with Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott. 12.30am Skiing Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Real Lives Reunited 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Pets - Wild At Heart 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Africa 3.45 Open All Hours 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Wanted In Paradise Perhaps some kind of parasol would be appreciated... 8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee Amateur sewers test their sewing and dressmaking skills and battle to be crowned best amateur sewer by the Women’s Institute’s May Martin and Savile Row’s Patrick Grant. 9.00 Reinventing The Royals Twopart series about the battle between the monarchy and the media over personal privacy and public image. Steve Hewlett examines how the experience of growing up in the media spotlight has affected Princes William and Harry, and their attitudes to the press and media. 10.00 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe Charlie is joined by a variety of great guests to point out the madness of our modern world. Whether it’s news, TV or just the latest thing, Charlie has something to say about it. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 A Cook Abroad: Monica Galetti’s France Cooking show. 12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 4.00 Operation Cloud Lab: Secrets Of The Skies - Learning Zone 4.30 Real World Chemistry 5.00 Planet Dinosaur

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Emmerdale Lachlan crosses the line. Ali pleads with Sam to stop Rachel leaving. 7.45 UEFA Europa League Live Matt Smith presents coverage of the second leg as Everton entertain BSC Young Boys live from Goodison Park as they look to progress further in the Europa League. Robbie Fowler, Peter Reid and Gordon Strachan provide the expert analysis. Commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.55 The Great War: The People’s Story One hundred years after the outbreak of the First World War, this dramatised documentary series uses the original diaries, letters and memoirs of the men and women who were there. In episode two, cockney lad Reg Evans is shot in the face in the trenches and is among the first soldiers to undergo pioneering plastic surgery. There is more about Alan Lloyd, who swapped life at home with his recently-wed wife and baby for the battlefields and the Somme. 11.55 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade ventures deep into Central America in search of a killer fish which is said to leap into boats and cause fatal injuries. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.35 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Shipping Wars UK 12.15pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Ziggy steps up to the mark to impress the Lomaxes, but will his efforts leave him red faced? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location See highlights. 9.00 Cucumber Drama series exploring 21st century gay life. Lance tries to work out the truth about Daniel, so Henry takes a final, desperate chance to win his old boyfriend back. But with their past history falling away, the lure of Canal Street calling, and Lance spellbound by his new man, is it too late for any of them to change paths? 10.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 11.05 The Romanians Are Coming Three-part documentary series looking at the lives of a group of Romanians trying to make a new life in Britain, and whether or not it lives up to their expectations. 12.05am Immigration Street 1.00 NHS: Two Billion Pounds A Week And Counting 1.55 Politicians For Hire: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.25 Food Unwrapped 2.55 Double Your House For Half The Money 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.50 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Cedar Cove: Redemption 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate is knocked unconscious and wakes up to find his wrists bound and Sophie pouring petrol around the hotel room... 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars presented by Quentin Willson and Jodie Kidd. 8.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people who live on welfare. 9.00 Britain’s Biggest Primary School Observational series filmed over the course of two school terms at Gascoigne Primary, a superschool in Barking, east London. Seven-yearold Alaniss has recently returned to Gascoigne after spending a year at a specialist school. Eight-year-olds Makaya, Scarlett and Khairat fall out and make friends again constantly. Ten-year-old Elsie used to go out with geeky Kierran, but now they are best friends. 10.00 The Mentalist See highlights. 10.55 Castle American crime drama. Castle and Beckett investigate a blood-soaked murder scene which is missing a vital piece of evidence - the body. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Skies 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 10.00 Quiz Nights 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x4) 3.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 9.00 Bangkok Airport 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Bangkok Airport 2.00 South Side Story 2.30 Revolution Presents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 Pain, Pus And Poison: The Search For Modern Medicines 9.00 Saints And Sinners: Britain’s Millennium Of Monasteries 10.00 The Nation’s Railway: The Golden Age Of British Rail - Timeshift 11.00 Digging For Ireland 12.00am Pain, Pus And Poison

6.00pm You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 7.00 The Guide To You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion. See highlights. 10.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 10.30 Reality Bites 11.15 Educating Joey Essex 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.10 Scorpion

11.55am Murder, She Wrote 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.10 Fresh Fields 4.45 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Trial And Retribution 12.10am FILM: The Likely Lads (1976)

4.30pm Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 Banana 10.30 The Inbetweeners 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Revenge

11.05am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.25 FILM: The Violent Men (1955) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 FILM: The Bank Job (2008) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am 23 Paces To Baker Street (1956) 1.10pm The Desperadoes (1943) 2.55 Sea Devils (1953) 4.45 White Feather (1955) 6.50 The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) 9.00 Amour (2012) 11.35 Repo Men (2010) 1.45am The King Of Marvin Gardens (1972) 3.55 Close

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FRIDAY 27 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive ITV1, 9pm This should be like I’m A Celebrity... EXTREME! Here’s hoping. The man who sounds like a kindergarten class explaining the noises of the animals takes eight celebrities on a survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. That’s Emilia and Laurence Fox, Tom Rosenthal, Jamelia, Max George and more.

Bloody Mary LatestTV, 9.30pm Here’s a new treat for you, LatestTV has swiped the hit internet horror satire series and it all kicks off tonight. Make sure the doors are locked, the curtain in the breeze isn’t something nasty, and whatever’s lurking under your bed is nothing worse than dust bunnies, and strap in to be chilled and thrilled.

Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide BBC3, 7pm Kick off your work shoes and start the weekend refamiliarising yourself with our favourite Time Lord. Matt Smith and Jenna Coleman celebrate the 50th anniversary of the adventurer and his companions. We know you’ve seen this one before but it’s still worth a gander.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 You Make It, We Show It! 9.30 Bloody Mary Hit internet horror satire. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under The Radar 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 Bored Gamers 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar (x2) 5.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Uncle Arthur

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Real Lives Reunited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders With Linda by her side, Sharon makes a difficult visit. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show as Radio 1 DJ Jameela Jamil, TV presenter Adrian Chiles, and showbiz legend Des O’Connor compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. 9.00 The Musketeers Historical drama series. The king’s cousin is ambushed while under Musketeer escort as she travels from Mantua to Sweden to make a political marriage that will be advantageous to France. CAn’t be good! 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. Guests include Will Smith, Margot Robbie, and Hugh Jackman. Plus music from Noel Gallagher. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon is back in the host’s chair for the seventh series of the comedy panel show. 11.55 EastEnders 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

BBC2

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Real Lives Reunited 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 The Big Allotment Challenge 10.05 Food & Drink 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Africa 3.45 Open All Hours 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Wanted In Paradise A rubber ring could be just the thing! 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys puts the questions to five more semifinalists. The subjects are the Miss Marple novels of Agatha Christie, the Scottish national football team, John Clare, King Henry VII, and the life and work of Aubrey Beardsley. 8.30 Britain’s Supermarket Revolution: What’s In It For Us? Documentary. 9.00 Italy Unpacked Andrew Graham-Dixon and Giorgio Locatelli explore the culture and cuisine of Italy, travelling from the tip of the heel up Italy’s dramatic east coast. The last leg of Andrew and Giorgio’s journey is the Veneto - a true melting pot thanks to its geographical position in north-eastern Italy. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks into literature and language with the learned and lettered Lloyd Langford, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Jack Whitehall and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: Doubt (2008) Starring Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams, Viola Davis. Powerful drama. 12.40am Sign Zone: Question Time

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Lachlan makes a false admission. Tracy is determined to fight for Sam. 7.30 Coronation Street Tony has a brush with the law. Luke is looking for some help. Rita issues a warning. 8.00 Barging Round Britain With John Sergeant Series in which John Sergeant sets off on a rich and colourful voyage along the eight best canal journeys Britain has to offer, exploring their extraordinary stories as he goes. Today, John barges onto the Aire and Calder and totally falls in love with it. 8.30 Coronation Street Tony juggles Liz and Tracy. Luke owns up to Maria. Rita reflects on the evening. 9.00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) Starring Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, Romany Malco, Elizabeth Banks and Jane Lynch. Comedy. When a 40-year-old electronics store worker’s colleagues find out that he has never had a girlfriend and is still a virgin, they set about helping him meet that special someone - by any means necessary. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.35 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Shipping Wars UK 12.15pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The village is shaken by revelations. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Million Pound Drop Gameshow. Comedians Jo Brand and Alan Davies join Davina McCall to take on the Drop in the hope of walking away with life-changing amounts of money for their chosen charities. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills and regular co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker consider the weird and wonderful talking points of the week in the company of a studio audience and guest Sarah Millican. 11.05 Catastrophe Sitcom. A heavily pregnant Sharon picks Rob up at the airport after a trip to Boston and tells him she has invited an old friend from Ireland to be her maid of honor. Rob decides to ask Sharon’s brother Fergal to be his best man and learns that Fergal’s wife has left him and taken their kids. 11.40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US police sitcom. 12.05am Rude Tube 1.00 FILM: Wayne’s World (1992) 2.40 Fargo 4.00 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: LA 3.15 FILM: Do You Know Me? (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash and Andy are locked in the basement while Phoebe is in an inebriated state in the green room at the mercy of Neive’s lecherous assistant. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 8.00 Angry Brits: Caught On Camera Documentary series featuring extreme outbursts of anger caught on camera. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama spin-off. When a navy lieutenant’s seemingly accidental death turns out to be caused by the bubonic plage, Pride and DiNozzo board the dead man’s ship in an attempt to find the source of the disease and to halt its spread. 10.00 NCIS US crime drama series. Tony travels to Israel to find Ziva while Gibbs hunts the terrorists who are determined to destroy the team. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. The investigation into the murder of an astronaut leads to some personal complications for Elliot. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Skies 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries 9.00 Stella 10.00 Quiz Nights 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide. See highlights 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 Tough Young Teachers 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Uncle 1.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Sixties 8.00 Symphony 9.00 Joy Division 10.35 Synth Britannia At The BBC 11.35 Guitar Heroes At The BBC 12.35am Joy Division 2.05 Synth Britannia At The BBC 3.05 Sounds Of The Sixties

9.40am Catchphrase 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: White Chicks (2004) 11.20 Take Me Out 12.35am Take Me Out: The Gossip

11.55am Murder, She Wrote 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.10 Fresh Fields 4.45 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Trial And Retribution 12.05am Hamish Macbeth

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Inbetweeners Movie (2011) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am 2 Broke Girls

11.05am FILM: Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Negotiator (1998) 11.45 Confessions Of A Male Stripper: First Cut 12.50am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Gun Fury (1953) 12.40pm Crooks Anonymous (1962) 2.25 The Man From Colorado (1948) 4.25 The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 7.00 Legend (1985) 9.00 Babylon AD (2008) 10.45 Pusher (2012) 12.30am Vehicle 19 (2013) 2.10 The Last Exorcism (2010) 4.00 Close

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SATURDAY 28 Reginald D Hunter’s Songs Of The South BBC2, 9.15pm After mining his homeland for years while he’s been based in London, Georgia-born comedian Reginald D Hunter returns home to explore the South, both past and present, through the medium of its songs. Here’s hoping the prodigal son will utilise his own dulcet tones in demonstration.

The Jonathan Ross Show ITV1, 9.40pm Jonathan has a gaggle of famous new bezzies on his sofa tonight. From the enduringly talented Sigourney Weaver, to the ever versatile Martin Clunes. Imagine if we could get them to do a film together – Aliens Behaving Badly, anyone? Plus footballer Thierry Henry, artist Tracey Emin and hip hop star Kanye West.

FILM: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Film4, 9pm You might have seen that the sequel to this is in the cinemahouses right now. Check out the original, with a stellar cast including Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson, Bill Nighy, Penelope Wilton and Maggie Smith, about a group of retirees hoping to end their days in Indian luxury. Hmm.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Under The Radar (x4) 8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Cook It!

6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 9.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news plus national and international updates 10.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you. 11.00 Bowlegs Presenting live music and interviews with the artists. 11.30 Under The Radar With Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Latest News 1.00 FilmFest on TV 3.00 Bored Gamers 4.00 Bowlegs 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.55 BBC News 7.05 South East Today 7.15 The Voice UK Singing contest hosted by Emma Willis and Marvin Humes. As the battles commence, the premise is simple: one song - two voices - one winner. Each battle sees two artists from the same team compete against each other in a vocal showdown. After each battle, the artists’ own coach must decide who will progress to the knockout stage - and who will be sent home. But it’s not quite over for the losing artist. The other coaches can steal a losing artist for their own team. Each coach gets two steals - if they missed out on an act during the auditions. 9.15 Casualty Dixie convinces a father to not give up on himself. Connie finds a friend in a patient. 10.05 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live hosted by Gaby Roslin, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. Special guest Ella Henderson performs her new single and pushes the Lotto button. 10.15 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 11.55 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 1.15am FILM: Halloween: Resurrection (2002) 2.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.45 BBC News

6.00 The Great British Sewing Bee The Great British Sewing Bee returns for a six-part series presented by Claudia Winkleman. Some of the country’s best home sewers face three challenges to make or alter an item of clothing under intense time pressure. Each week, their creations are judged by Savile Row’s Patrick Grant and sewing expert May Martin, until one of them is crowned Britain’s best amateur sewer. 7.00 Flog It! Members of the public are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction. 7.45 How We Got To Now With Steven Johnson ... or was that then instead of now? 8.45 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Private Godfrey’s humble abode, Cherry Tree Cottage, is threatened with demolition to make way for a new aerodrome, until he finds an unexpected ally in Private Fraser. Captain Mainwaring has problems of his own when his office door falls victim to wartime austerity. 9.15 Reginald D Hunter’s Songs Of The South See highlights. 10.15 James Brown - Mr. Dynamite 11.55 FILM: Brooklyn’s Finest (2009) Starring Richard Gere, Ethan Hawke, Don Cheadle. Crime thriller. 2.00am FILM: Beauty And The Briefcase (2010)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Mary Berry Cooks 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Six Nations Rugby 4.30 Six Nations Rugby

6.15am FILM: School For Scoundrels (1960) 7.50 FILM: Whisky Galore! (1949) 9.10 Six Nations Rewind 10.10 The Fred Dibnah Story 10.40 The Fred Dibnah Story 11.10 The Nature Of Britain 12.00pm A Taste Of Britain 12.30 Albert Finney: Talking Pictures 1.00 FILM: The Victors (1963) 3.30 Africa’s Fishing Leopards: Natural World 4.30 Final Score 5.30 The Wonder Of Animals

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Tipping Point 2.35 The Chase 3.35 Doc Martin 4.35 Big Star’s Little Star 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Holidays Harry Hill brings sunshine into your living room with his top 100 holiday videos. No mini-breaks here just big breakages all the way! But which horrible holiday will make it to Number 1? Rate our videos on Twitter at #framed. 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Win stuff and get terribly overexcited – oi, oi! 8.25 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness presents the show in which 30 single girls battle it out for a dream date on the Isle of Fernandos. On a mission to impress the girls this time are soldier Darian from Hartlepool, animal rights campaigner Ben from London, hair colour technician Aaron from Hastings and para-athlete Tony from Cardiff. Paddy also checks out the dating action from last week’s couples. Did any of them find lasting love on Fernandos? 9.40 The Jonathan Ross Show See highlights. 10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 Boxing: Frampton Live Carl Frampton defends his IBF World Super Bantamweight title against American Chris Avalos, in a sell-out Odyssey arena in Frampton’s home city of Belfast. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 FIM Superbike World Championship 7.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.25 Child Genius: The Final 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 The Simpsons 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Homes By The Sea Architectural designer Charlie Luxton embarks on a nationwide journey to visit some of Britain’s best homes by the sea. In this episode, Charlie visits a magnificent clifftop home near Brixham in South Devon. 8.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather Documentary series exploring the mysteries behind some of the world’s most bizarre weather, hearing from eyewitnesses and featuring amateur footage of some extreme events. 9.00 FILM: Cuban Fury (2014) Starring Nick Frost, Chris O’Dowd, Rashida Jones, Ian McShane, Alexandra Roach, Olivia Colman, Rory Kinnear. Romantic comedy. Teenage dance prodigy Bruce caves in to bullies and turns his back on ballroom dancing. Two decades later, and now an unfulfilled bachelor, Bruce is overweight, uninspired and stuck in a middling career. When new American boss Julia arrives he is torn between confronting his past failures and the seemingly impossible ambition of wooing Julia. 10.55 FILM: Runaway Jury (2003) Starring John Cusack, Gene Hackman. Courtroom thriller. 1.25am The Last Leg 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.30 The Supervet 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Olly The Little White Van 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.20 Zack And Quack 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.35 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Ice Road Truckers 11.30 Ice Road Truckers 12.30pm Ice Road Truckers 1.25 Ice Road Truckers 2.25 FILM: Rio Bravo (1959) 5.10 5 News Weekend 5.15 FILM: Columbo: By Dawn’s Early Light (1974) 7.10 NCIS American crime drama. A petty officer gunned down in a billionaire’s Ferrari leads the NCIS team to uncover an unexpected link to Gibbs. 8.05 NCIS American crime drama. When a lieutenant is killed after a tour of duty in the Middle East, the NCIS team want to interrogate his war-traumatised comrade-in-arms. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation US crime drama series. The Gig Harbor Killer seems to be taunting the team again when another sinister crime scene in an abandoned building bears all the hallmarks of having already been processed by CSIs. A woman who has been missing for six weeks turns up in hospital in a bad way and leads Finlay to a second victim. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. Benson and Stabler become involved in a complex case surrounding a baby with AIDS. 10.55 Law And Order Powerful American drama. The investigation into a triple homicide seems to implicate a politician. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised documentary. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 10,000 BC 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x2) 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton 3.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Skies 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Modern Family (x4) 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Batman Begins (2005) 11.40 Hawaii Five-0 12.40am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.40 Road Wars

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.10 Great TV Mistakes 8.10 Top Gear 9.15 FILM: Deja Vu (2006) 11.10 Family Guy 11.35 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.20am Family Guy 12.40 Family Guy 1.00 Uncle 1.30 South Side Story 2.00 An Idiot’s Guide To Politics 3.00 Great TV Mistakes

7.00pm The Secret Life Of Elephants 8.00 A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley 9.00 Hostages 9.45 Hostages 10.25 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe 10.55 Spike Milligan: Love, Light And Peace 11.55 Brothers In Arms 12.55am The Kinks At The BBC 1.55 The Secret Life Of Elephants

12.40pm FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 2.35 Kelly Clarkson: The Hot Desk 2.50 The BRIT Awards 2015 5.10 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 7.10 FILM: Jurassic Park (1993) 9.40 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.25 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 10.55 Reality Bites 11.40 Ibiza Weekender 12.35am Crazy Beaches

6.20am Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.30 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.35 The Darling Buds Of May 11.40 A Touch Of Frost 1.55pm Wycliffe 3.05 FILM: Carry On At Your Convenience (1971) 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.05 Lewis 12.10am A Touch Of Frost

12.00pm Marry Me 12.30 New Girl (x2) 1.30 Melissa And Joey (x2) 2.30 Baby Daddy (x2) 3.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 4.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.30 Troy 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 9.00 FILM: He’s Just Not That Into You (2008) 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am The Inbetweeners (x2)

10.20am FILM: The King And I (1956) 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 4.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 6.50 Walking Through History 7.55 Treasures Decoded (x2) 10.00 Edward VIII’s Murderous Mistress 11.05 More Sex Please, We’re British 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut

1.00pm First Daughter (2004) 3.10 A Monster In Paris (2011) 4.55 Tea With Mussolini (1999) 7.15 The Animal (2001) 9.00 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012). See highlights. 11.25 Last Exorcism: God Asks. The Devil Commands (2013) 1.10am Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979)

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SUNDAY 1 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Channel 4, 10pm More Sunday shenanigans hosted by Jimmy Carr, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by Freddie Flintoff and Rhod Gilbert. Will they beat Susie Dent and Henning Wehn in Dictionary Corner? Seems unlikely but worth a shot. Heaps of wordy fun.

FILM: Twelve Monkeys Channel Five, 11.15pm With the series inspired by this 1995 apocalypse-heralding hit on our small screens this week, it might be exactly the right time to reacquaint yourself with the original material. Bruce Willis is the disorientated time-traveller sent back from the future to assassinate the source of a planet-ravaging virus.

The Flash Sky1, 8pm It’s all about the big picture and the smaller picture too. It’s about time our speedy hero had some attention on the personal front – unrequited love only goes on for so long after it’s been announced. So Barry gets a bit of romance in the form of a sports reporter. Yay! And a teleporter catches the gang’s attention. Well, it would.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Latest Community Sport 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Brighton Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Latest Community Sport 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 Brighton Lights (x4) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Lights 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Hindsight: The Past That Moves You Victims and survivors in Northern Ireland. How do we remember? 8.45 Teens4teens: Behind The Project A group of Surrey children have recorded an amazing CD with songs to support the Teenage Cancer Trust. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Presenter Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFest on TV 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Latest News 5.30 At The Amex

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6.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 My Chinese New Year 2.30 Six Nations Rugby 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00 The Big Painting Challenge Painting contest. Una Stubbs and Richard Bacon take ten amateur artists to stunning locations across the country to battle it out in a tough series of painting and drawing challenges. Una and Richard take the artists to London’s South Bank, where expert judges Lachlan Goudie and Daphne Todd OBE set them one of the most notoriously tricky painting challenges - portraiture. 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama about a group of midwives in 1950s London. The maternity home sees two school friends reunited and their lives become intertwined in the most unexpected way. 9.00 The Casual Vacancy Threepart drama based on the novel by JK Rowling. With the parish council election imminent, tensions rise in Pagford as each side steps up their campaign. Who will triumph in an election fraught with passion, duplicity and unexpected revelations? 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.35 The League Cup Show 12.15am The Apprentice USA The Apprentice USA. 1.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News

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6.15am Great British Garden Revival 7.15 Glorious Gardens From Above 8.00 Countryfile 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off 12.50pm A Taste Of Britain 1.20 A Taste Of Britain 1.50 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.15 Three Up, Two Down 2.45 Hi-De-Hi! 3.15 Flog It! 4.00 Speed Dreams: The Fastest Place On Earth 5.00 FILM: The Tuxedo (2002) 6.30 Pompidou 7.00 The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway This series follows a team of more than ten thousand engineers and construction workers as they race to build a brand new railway under London - Crossrail - London’s new Underground. 8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, including road tests, news and features. 9.00 Let’s Play Darts For Comic Relief Oh, this’ll be fun! 9.50 FILM: Cosmopolis (2012) Starring Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binoche, Sarah Gadon, Mathieu Amalric, Jay Baruchel, Kevin Durand, K’Naan , Emily Hampshire, Samantha Morton, Paul Giamatti, Philip Nozuka and Patricia McKenzie. Drama. Riding across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut, a 28-year-old billionaire asset manager’s day devolves into an odyssey. 11.30 FILM: Genghis Khan (1965) Starring Omar Sharif, Stephen Boyd, James Mason, Eli Wallach, Telly Savalas, Robert Morley, Francoise Dorleac. Grand epic recounting the tale of the notorious 12th-century warrior. The film traces Khan’s rise from obscurity to become the leader who united warring Mongol tribes, before threatening Western civilisation with his campaigns. 1.30am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.30 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Deadtime Stories 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.35pm ITV News & Weather 12.45 Neil Diamond: For One Night Only 1.55 Catchphrase 2.40 Tipping Point 3.40 FILM: A View To A Kill (1985) 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News & Weather 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity Special New series. 7.30 Off Their Rockers New series of the comedy show. 8.00 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the game show. This time, model Katie Price and her family play against Coronation Street’s Charlie Lawson and his clan. 9.00 Mr Selfridge Period drama. Following Violette’s arrest, Harry is struggling to keep her in check. Gordon takes up his post as deputy manager but the store’s new head of display sets the cat among the pigeons as Gordon unwittingly commissions a rather racy window montage which may bring Selfridges into disrepute. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 ICC Cricket World Cup Highlights Georgie Bingham presents highlights of the Pool A clash between England and Sri Lanka at the Wellington Regional Stadium, New Zealand. 11.15 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which eight celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. 12.15am Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership 1.15 The Store 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 FILM: The Wizard Of Oz (1939) 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Channel 4 News 6.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun Property series on holiday homes abroad. 7.00 Four Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles as they attempt to secure the highest possible bid for their prized possessions. 8.00 The Auction House A behindthe-scenes look at Lots Road Auction House in glamorous Chelsea. Roger tells art valuer Nick to up his game and sell at least 50 per cent of his pictures or face the consequences which include doing yoga with the boss. 9.00 Indian Summers Drama series following the decline of the British Empire and the birth of modern India. It’s the Sipi Fair in Simla, the only time in the year that the Indian community are allowed onto the grounds of the British Club. However, Ralph and Cynthia are more distracted by the upcoming inquest. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown See highlights. 11.05 FILM: Twilight (2008) Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Peter Facinelli. Supernatural teen romance. 1.25am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.15 The Million Pound Drop 3.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 5.25 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.30 Face The Clock

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.20 Zack And Quack 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.35 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Chinese Food In Minutes 10.50 The Dog Rescuers 11.20 The Hotel Inspector 12.15pm The Hotel Inspector 1.15 FILM: Thunderbirds (2004) 3.00 FILM: Arthur And The Invisibles (2006) 4.45 FILM: Disney’s Three Men And A Little Lady (1990) 6.45 5 News Weekend 6.50 FILM: Ghost Rider (2007) Starring Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Wes Bentley, Matt Long, Sam Elliot, Peter Fonda, Brett Cullen, Raquel Alessi and Donal Logue. Comic book adventure about a stunt motorcyclist tricked into making a pact with the devil which he can only escape by doing his bidding by donning the mantle of the supernatural Ghost Rider. 9.00 FILM: Total Recall (2012) Starring Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bokeem Woodbine, Bill Nighy, John Cho, Milton Barnes, James McGowan and Natalie Lisinska. Sci-fi thriller. In the late 21st century a factory worker looking for a break from his frustrating life visits a company that implants fake memories. However when the procedure goes horribly wrong he struggles to tell real and fabricated thoughts apart, becoming a hunted man on the run from the police and teaming up with a rebel fighter to find the head of an underground resistance. 11.15 FILM: Twelve Monkeys (1995) See highlights. 1.50am SuperCasino 3.10 10,000 BC 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x2) 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Inside RAF Brize Norton 2.00 Emergency Animal Rescue (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 About A Boy 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Modern Family (x2) 8.00 The Flash. See highlights. 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 The Voice UK 10.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Uncle 12.15am American Dad! 12.35 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 1.35 Bangkok Airport 2.30 South Side Story 3.00 Bangkok Airport

7.00pm The Great War 7.40 Secret Fawns Of Yellowstone 7.50 Britain’s Wild Places 8.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Alexander McCall Smith 9.00 Arts Question Time With Kirsty Wark 10.00 The Great European Disaster Movie 11.20 Newsnight Debate 11.50 Sleepover At The Zoo 1.20am Sounds Of The 80s

2.35pm Scorpion 3.30 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 4.55 FILM: Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagement (2004) 7.10 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 9.00 Ibiza Weekender 10.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 10.30 FILM: American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) 12.20am FILM: The Butterfly Effect (2004)

9.30am Heartbeat (x2) 11.35 Rosemary And Thyme 12.35pm A Touch Of Frost 2.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.50 Inspector Morse 7.00 Lewis 9.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.35 City Lights 11.35 Lewis 1.30am Countrywise 2.20 Judge Judy (x2) 3.05 Nightscreen

9.00am Melissa And Joey (x2) 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Revenge 1.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.30 The 100 3.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 7.00 FILM: Transformers (2007) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 Rude Tube 12.10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.40 How I Met Your Mother (x2)

11.05am Tiny House Nation 12.00pm Shipping Wars (x4) 1.55 Jamie’s Comfort Food 2.30 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 Dogging Tales 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Mark Of Zorro (1940) 1.00pm Home Alone 3 (1997) 3.00 Rio (2011) 4.50 Turner And Hooch (1989) 6.55 Terminal Velocity (1994) 9.00 Shallow Hal (2001) 11.15 Kill List (2011) 1.05am The Enigma Of Kaspar Hauser (1974) 3.25 Close

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MONDAY 2 What Britain Wants – Someone To Love BBC1, 8.30pm The first in a four-part Panorama series, tackling what it is Britain wants in the run up to the general election. Fergal Kearne reports that the main requirements are a decent job, being part of a community, and hope for the future. sounds like a Roosevelt speech from the New Deal.

Arthur And George ITV 1, 9pm Three-part mini-series about the relationship between Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and George Edalji. It’s 1906, Sir Arthur and his secretary Woodie come across a letter from George Edalji pleading with the writer to investigate the crime he claims he has been wrongly convicted of. However, some people don’t want him to.

Taking New York E4, 10pm Brits abroad, eh? Aren’t they a laugh? Proper fish out of water, sounding posh and gathering iconic backdrops like they were stickers to swap in the schoolyard. Amy wants nothing to do with Jamie after seeing him at a bar with another girl. She does get asked out, on the street, but it’s not all that it seems.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Latest TV’s Mike Mendoza presents his weekly entertainment show – focusing on all things Adur and Worthing. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It! Andrew Kay presents the weekly how-to cookery programme, sourcing local, good value seasonal produce. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Operation Hospital Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Emma Thomas joins Kent and Sussex police as they deal with a spike in burglaries. 8.00 EastEnders The police arrive with worrying news about Dean. Shirley receives advice from an unlikely foe. Nancy continues to pressure Mick and Linda, but will she reveal the truth to Shirley? 8.30 What Britain Wants Someone To Love See highlights. 9.00 Crimewatch Alongside reconstructions of some of the UK’s biggest unsolved cases, this edition of Crimewatch features a special report on the apparent rise in acid attacks on Britain’s streets. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Crimewatch Update The team is back live with the latest developments on the cases featured during the evening’s main programme. 10.55 Waterloo Road School-based drama series. Vaughan is torn between campaigning to stop the merger and Justin’s exclusion. 11.50 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his show. 12.35am FILM: The Daisy Chain (2008) 2.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.05 BBC News

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6.20am Perfection 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Real Lives Reunited 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Africa 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, including road tests, news and features. 8.00 University Challenge The gruelling quarter-finals continue as two student teams vie to reach the next stage of the competition. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 A Cook Abroad: Rick Stein’s Australia Cooking show. Rick Stein is in Australia, a country he fell in love with on his first visit. Rick starts his journey in search of ingredients revolutionising Australian cooking at his new home in Mollymook, NSW, before travelling to Sydney and flying to Tasmania. 10.00 Let’s Play Darts For Comic Relief Throw dem arrows! 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.20 Suffragettes Forever! The Story Of Women And Power Documentary series presented by Amanda Vickery. 12.20am Sign Zone: Inside The Commons 3.55 Fit To Rule - Learning Zone 4.25 How God Made The English 5.00 The Modern Monarchy

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie worries that Lawrence has made things worse. Jimmy makes a sacrifice for Nicola. 7.30 Coronation Street Liz has a run-in with Tracy. Jenny tries to repay Rita. Steph becomes a surprise visitor. 8.00 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland, uncovering more of the hidden gems of one of the most beautiful parts of England. In this episode, Robson travels by canoe along the county’s longest river, the Coquet, to uncover its rare wildlife and hidden history. 8.30 Coronation Street David is frightened of losing Max. Will Andy confess to Michael? Tim worries about Faye. 9.00 Arthur And George See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Jonathan Ross Show Star-studded chat show. 11.45 A Great Welsh Adventure With Griff Rhys Jones Series in which Griff Rhys Jones explores some of the most beautiful and magical regions of Wales. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 For The Love Of Cars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Britain’s Benefits Crackdown: Channel 4 Dispatches Investigative journalism series. With promises to end the ‘something for nothing’ culture, life is getting tougher for Britain’s benefits claimants. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover fascinating facts about our food. 9.00 NHS: Two Billion Pounds A Week And Counting Interactive documentary series which follows people seeking treatments across the NHS, challenging viewers to put themselves in the position of doctors. 10.00 My Baggy Body Documentary. People who set out to lose dramatic amounts of weight often feel that it will solve all their problems, but this examines what happens when individuals are left with a large amount of excess skin and the effect this has on their self-confidence. 11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55 FILM: Alois Nebel (2011) 2.25 Random Acts 2.30 Double Your House For Half The Money 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.25 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Face The Clock

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6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Out Of Control (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Rescuers scour the wreckage of the bus for survivors. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech. 8.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. 9.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people who live on welfare. This episode goes to the seaside where many people on benefits seek better lives for themselves and their families. 10.00 10,000 BC Reality series in which 20 Brits try to survive for two months in the equivalent of the Stone Age in a camp in a remote Bulgarian forest. With less than two weeks to go until the experiment is over, the tribe are subsisting on half their recommended calorie intake. Leader Mel thinks that they have enough food to last, but Paul is doubtful. 11.00 FILM: Crimson Tide (1995) Starring Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman, Matt Craven, Viggo Mortensen, James Gandolfini. Undersea suspense drama. 1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Real A&E (x20 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Holidaymakers 9.00 Moone Boy 9.30 Arrow 10.30 Critical 11.30 Futurama 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid? 7.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.30 Waterloo Road 9.30 Uncle 10.00 Cuckoo 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 South Side Story 1.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 2.00 Cuckoo 2.30 Uncle 3.00 Revolution Presents: Democracy

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Nature’s Great Events 9.00 Climate Change By Numbers 10.15 1.7 Billion Dollar Fraud: Full Exposure - Storyville 11.30 Saints And Sinners: Britain’s Millennium Of Monasteries 12.30am Great Continental Railway Journeys

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom 9.30 Mom 10.00 FILM: American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.10 Fresh Fields 4.45 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.40am Cracker

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Taking New York. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Brooklyn NineNine

11.45am FILM: The Tall Stranger (1957) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 10.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Holiday 11.05 The Perfect Penis 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Cattle Empire (1958) 12.45pm Brief Encounter (1945) 2.30 Heavens Above! (1963) 4.50 Caprice (1967) 6.50 Step Up 3 (2010) 9.00 Serenity (2005) 11.20 Predators (2010) 1.30am Stroszek (1976) 3.50 Close