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traight to the fun stuff – we’ve an extra, bonus competition this week! We’ve five DVD copies to give away, courtesy of Second Sight, of the highlyacclaimed BBC drama series The Cazalets starring British acting talents Hugh Bonneville (Downtown Abbey, Paddington) and Anna Chancellor (Downtown Abbey, Four Weddings and a Funeral). Based on the best-selling novels by Elizabeth Jane Howard, The Cazalets follows the lives of a large, privileged family transformed by the outbreak of World War II. As storm clouds gather over Europe, the family’s three generations retreat to their country estate where the trials and tribulations of life play out against the backdrop of war. Births, deaths, marriages, secrets and intrigue test their stoic British restraint and resilience to the limit, as both the country and family are fractured by

the horrors of the escalating conflict. Well, if that hasn’t gripped you already I don’t know what will – to win yourself a copy of the DVD, just answer this question: What was the name of Anna Chancellor’s character in 1994’s Four Weddings and a Funeral? Follow the competition entry instructions at the bottom of page 21, and as always, happy competition-ing! And that’s just the cherry on top of a delicious, rhetorical cake ... we’ve plenty more to tickle your tastebuds across the pages, inclusing our monthly Wave World feature, starting on page 12. Treat yourself. Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

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This week’s headlines from across the city HOVE IS WHERE THE ART IS When the fourth plinth was installed in London's Trafalgar Square, a host of artists came up with weird and wacky pieces to fill the space. Now a similar project is being planned for Hove seafront. Led by the Hove Civic Society, artists can now submit their plans for the platform near the Peace Statue. Expect our city's bright things to come up with some extremely quirky ideas ...

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ELECTION The starting gun on the 2015 general election race has now been fired. With the dissolution of Parliament yesterday, candidates will now being going gung-ho to try and win your votes. Brighton and Hove is one of the most interesting places in the country – with five parties set to poll well. But it's the local election which will be most interesting, with Greens, Conservatives and Labour all believing they can take control of the city council. Watch this space. SEAFRONT BOOST After years of neglect, Brighton and Hove's seafront is on the up. Last week it was announced the city council had been granted more than £9 million. This means the urgent reconstruction of the former West Street Shelter Hall will be able to be carried out. The Victorian structure, which supports the A259 and West Street, is in very poor condition – so the money will be a welcome boost to the city's shop window. But with every gain there's a bit of pain so expect some disruption with roadworks in the coming months. "BORIS BIKES" FOR BRIGHTON? Could "Boris Bikes" be coming to

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Brighton? Well, it seems like the idea is gathering real momentum. Last week more than £1 million of government money was made available towards the scheme. The hope is it would see 430 bikes available from 50 docking stations, serving the city from the marina to Portslade, and along the Lewes Road to the universities. With the service becoming operational in 2017, the hope is it would get thousands of cars off the road. But the big question is: just how financially viable will it be in Brighton? And what will they be called?

THIEVES FOILED When two crooks went into Hove jewellers they thought they would be getting away with hundreds of pounds’ worth of goods. But they didn’t count on the reflex reactions of the shop owner and two members of the public. After seeing two people snatch items worth £500 from his shop, Simon Cooper of Cooper's in George Street gave chase. After being joined in his pursuit by two

SPORTING SAVIOUR When a car accident forced former Worthing FC footballer George Dowell to retire from the game, returning to the club was way down his list of priorities. But now the 22-year-old has become the seaside side's saviour – with a five-figure investment saving the club from going under. The money will go into creating a new 3G pitch at Woodside Road, as well as creating a budget for wages for the 2015–16 season.

ROCKING OUT If you hear punk, then most of you will have visions of Johnny Rotten and The Ramones. But in Brighton, there’s a new breed of rockers. Meet the Grace Eyre rockers – a band involving people with learning disabilities. And as was apparent when we took our cameras down to the recording studio, this certainly does not stop them from paying some mean tunes. To watch this – plus all our news clips – check out www.thelatest.tv.

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Marina Life Kirsty Pollard: Easter fun at the Marina ooking for things to keep the family entertained this Easter? Brighton Marina is a one-stop-shop with many choices, plus free parking available for all marina visitors (time limits apply). Pop into Bowlplex for family fun at the 26-lane bowling alley, pool tables and family arcade. Play crazy golf at Pirates Cove or grab a flick at the 8-screen Cineworld cinema. Fancy taking a trip out to sea? Then hop on one of the regular pleasure boat trips for under a tenner. Spend the day fishing off the breakwaters, or from a fishing boat trip, and try your hand at catching your supper. Regardless of taste or budget, there is somewhere in the marina for

coffee, snacks, lunch and dinner. With cuisine from around the globe at over 20 venues, from New York to New Delhi, Paris to Rome, Shanghai to Seattle – or go traditional and enjoy fish and chips on the quayside. If you fancy sampling world food under under one roof check out Jimmy’s World Buffet, the latest edition. Take time to peruse the Waterfront stores – if you’ve got your 2015 Gold Card, the marina really will offer you and your family value for money during the Easter break. Not got yours yet? Then visit www.brightonmarina.co.uk and register for yours today. Whatever the weather, there is always something to discover at Brighton Marina. Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager: kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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Guy Lloyd on his accomplished feminine side Wine expertise from Stephen Quinn

’m going on a ‘boys’ weekend’ this, erm, weekend. The words would normally fill me with dread, but it’s our band and we’re more brothers than ‘boys’ in the stag sense. Dysfunctional brothers, but siblings all the same. We all love music and that is our main focus for this weekend. That, and a lot of drinking. In any other situation I would probably do all I can do to avoid ‘hanging out with the boys’. I’m not really a boys’ boy. I go to the pub and watch football, etc, but I’ll be honest, if I see a group of ‘lads’ being all ‘laddy’ walking down the street, I’ll more than likely cross to the other side. Nothing against lads, boys, men, the male species ... I just prefer the company of women. Not in a Hugh Hefner kind of way. Let me explain. If we want to go right back, I probably define my relationship with men and women by my relationship with my mother and father (here comes my therapy session). My parents split up when I was fifteen, and I stayed with my Mum. Dad moved two hundred miles away and so naturally I formed a closer bond to Mother Lloyd. Up until that point, I’d been very shy around girls and stuck with my gang of boys. After my Dad left, I became much more trusting of girls than I did of boys and my relationships started to change. I had my first girlfriend soon after that and when I left school, without any sense of career direction, I decided to train as a hairdresser. I was the only male on the course. Very similar to Welsh David, in the village. I was a rubbish hairdresser but I learnt so much about women. How they behave, how they think, how they interact with each other, how they interact with me. And I loved it. I loved being around them. And I love it to this day. I would say out of all my close friends today, 70% of them are female. It’s not that I don’t like hanging out with my male friends. I love to. But in terms of who I relate to more, it would have to be a woman. I have a very strong feminine side (you may have seen some photos) and I’m often mistaken for being gay. My wife, on first meeting me, was convinced I was gay. This may have been the make-up and the Spice Girls t-shirt, but many people have been equally fooled without the get-up. So yes, I’m not a man’s man. I love watching football and I’m very proud of my reverse parking but if push came to shove, I’d rather paint my nails with the girls.

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hance sometimes introduces us to wines in ways that make life seem extraordinary. While in Berlin recently I dined with a group of friends at an ordinary Turkish café. Late in the evening I discovered a wine rack at the back of the room. The café owner, Mehmet, only spoke German and Turkish. But we negotiated a rate of 20 euros a bottle. Apparently, the wines had been there when he bought the lease about 15 years ago. Most of the wines had no labels, or the labels were so damaged they were difficult to read. The only hint was the bottle; the long, thin shape meant they had to be rieslings. These wines must have endured years of temperature fluctuations from below zero in Berlin’s winter to more than 40C in summer. These kinds of fluctuations are bad news for wine, and the damaged labels proved the wines had been stored badly. This leads us to reflect on the wonder of German riesling. These whites are often consumed young, when they offer fruity and aromatic wines with flavours of green apple, grapefruit, gooseberry, rose blossom or cut green grass. They taste crisp because of the high acidity. Yet this acidity, if combined with quality fruit, produces rieslings with exceptional potential for ageing. Quality dry riesling can be enjoyed half a century after bottling. High sugar content provides an extra preservative, making sweeter wines especially suited for cellaring. Riesling is seldom oaked and is highly expressive of its terroir, meaning that the character is influenced by the wine’s place of origin. The grape variety orginated somewhere in the valley of the Rhine, since both its genetic parents, Heunisch and Traminer, have a long documented history in Germany. A third of all Germany’s riesling grows in the Mosel Valley but the Pfalz, Nahe, Rheinhessen and Rheingau regions also produce wines of substantial quality. We opened four wines at the table and three were acutely memorable. Mehmet tipped the fourth down the sink. In order of discovery, from the crowded racks we drank a 1992 Schlossbockelheimer Felsenberg spatlese from Schloss Plettenberg in the Nahe region, a 1997 Durkheimer Feuerberg Kerner auslase from Pfalz, and finally a 1996 Kreuznacher Hofgarten Huxelrebe auslase from the Reichsgraf von Plettenberg vineyard in Nahe. All had low alcohol, of about 9 or 10 per cent, and had been stored poorly. The labels were barely readable. Yet the corks were in good condition and the aromas sublime – a range of fruit flavours like ripe apricots, mango and pineapple combined to give a sensation of sunshine and joy in the mouth. The kerosene notes were mere hints in the background, like sweet memories. More pronounced were the aromas of honey and syrup, like the smell of toast lathered with honey at breakfast. All wines glistened a golden colour in the glass, and offered extraordinary mouthfeel, like kissing angels. The people at my table smiled in silence, reflecting on the joys of being alive.

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t’s back – the biggest girls’ night out of the year! The Martlets Midnight Walk is happening on Saturday 13 June 2015. Now in its ninth year, the Midnight Walk has raised over a million pounds to enable Martlets nurses to care for local people living with terminal illness. As the Hospice has to raise £9,000 a day to run its services, the money generated by sponsorship on the Midnight Walk is vital, and every single walker makes a difference. Although many women do the walk because they have a personal connection to the Hospice, others get involved to enjoy a night out with friends, or for a personal challenge. Women of all ages can take part – participants have been as young as 13 – whilst the oldest was a 99 year old lady who was taking part in her first ever fundraising event. The Midnight Walk always has a great atmosphere as hundreds of women take to the streets of Brighton complete with flashing bunny ears, cowboy hats and face paint, and this year The Martlets are celebrating their 18th birthday, so there will be a real party feel to the night. Dressing up for The Midnight Walk is entirely optional, but for many, planning their outfit is all part of the fun … This year there are three different routes of varying difficulty, so truly anyone can take part. Choose from a six, 13, or for ladies looking for a challenge, the new 20 mile walk. The six and 13 mile routes will start at midnight from Brighton Racecourse and

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snake through Brighton and Hove. The 20 mile walk will start at 10pm to allow for the extra distance. Whichever route you choose, marshals are on hand to ensure no one gets lost and you will be welcomed back with a well-deserved tasty breakfast and hot drink. Antonia Shepherd, who organises the event, said; “It’s absolutely not about how quickly you can finish the walk, this isn’t a race. For most Midnight Walkers it’s all about dressing up and spending a night walking through Brighton with friends. It’s a girls’ night out really, supporting a local charity. A lot of the women who take part in the walk are doing it in memory of someone who has died. Others may not have used the Hospice’s services themselves but the walk can be an important way of supporting friends who have lost someone.” So, sign up for The Martlets Hospice’s

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Midnight Walk and join hundreds of women, from all walks of life, who come together to have fun whilst raising money for this vital local charity. All walkers will be asked to raise a minimum of £25 in sponsorship and anyone who achieves over £125 will automatically be entered into a prize draw to win a gorgeous Pandora bracelet, or one of the great runnerup prizes. To enter, visit www.martletsmidnightwalk.co.uk, pick up an entry form at any Martlets shop, or call the Fundraising Department on 01273 747455. The Martlets Hospice in Hove provides end of life care services to adults with terminal illness, including cancer. Hospice facilities include an 18 bed in-patient unit, a ‘Hospice At Home’ service, and community services for patients living at home. The Patient and Family Support Team offer practical and emotional support to the families and carers of patients including helping them through bereavement. The Martlets believes everyone is entitled to a good and dignified death. Its main aim is to maximise patients’ quality of life and to support patient choice, dignity and independence. A registered charity, all services are provided free of charge. The Martlets receives less than a third of its funding from the government and so must raise over £9,000 a day to care for patients and their families. For more information about The Martlets Hospice, visit: www.themartlets.org.uk

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have just entered us for the Bill Bryson Prize for Science Communication. The theme this year is communicating science and ‘chance’. It’s rather lucky that we are already writing a Dr Who play that explores the scientific concepts of time travel and rescues Leonardo da Vinca from the alien twins! It’s also sheer ‘chance’ that I came across an affordable 3D printer called the xyz Da Vinci (a super 3D printer, by the way) that is now central to our plot. I’ve just finished reading Bill Bryson’s Notes From A Small Island, which really made me laugh out loud in places and in others struck a chord. I particularly liked this paragraph: “...in this wondrous land where the relics of genius and enterprise confront you at every step, where every realm of human possibility has been probed and challenged and generally extended, where many of the greatest accomplishments of industry, commerce and the arts find their seat...” Bill is actually talking about Britain here, and it’s so true. We have a lot to be proud about. But there is another line in the book as follows: “I have often been struck in Britain by how mysteriously well educated people from unprivileged backgrounds so often are. Where the grand final of Mastermind is frequently won by cab drivers. I have never been able to decide whether this is deeply impressive or just appalling. All I know is that it exists more here than anywhere else.” I’ll help Bill out on that one; “it’s appalling”. So often great talent is wasted and things seem to be getting progressively worse. We have a society whereby it is not ‘what you know’ but ‘who you know’ that counts and opens doors for you. We have to provide better opportunities for disadvantaged pupils once they leave compulsory education; recognise and reward these talented individuals rather than watch them fall off a cliff. We need employers to address the recruitment imbalance and understand that some university students have to work to pay extortionate rents whilst they study, and can’t afford to pay for a model first class university essay to be written for them.

ou may not realise it, but there are all sorts of interesting and unusual places to visit on the Brighton & Hove bus network – stretching out to Eastbourne, the South Downs, and Steyning to name but a few. This week: The South Downs Way. The South Downs Way is a national trail that winds its way across the South Downs National Park, fantastic for a ramble through pretty villages and beautiful countryside with fine pubs along the way. You can explore ancient trackways, Roman villas, and spot wildlife as you work your way along the trail. The South Downs Way is one of the best ways to see as much of the South Downs National Park, and what’s better is that it’s accessible at various points using Brighton & Hove bus services. Running 100 miles from Winchester, the first capital of England, all the way through to the white cliffs of Eastbourne, there are many hidden gems to be found along the route – Ditchling Beacon, Devil’s Dyke, Seven Sisters Country Park, not to mention the amazing views from the top of the South Downs. Getting there: As you’ll often be placed in the heart of the countryside when using our services, here’s a short guide showing just where and how to pick up the South Downs Way trail where you’d like to. Route 2 (Rottingdean – Brighton – Steyning): Alight near Upper Beeding at the Steyning bypass/South Downs Way stop, to pick up the trail. Route 28/29 (Brighton – Lewes – Tunbridge Wells): Alight at the Housedean Farm Stop to pick up the South Downs path. Route 12/12A/13X (Brighton – Newhaven – Eastbourne): Alight at the Old/South Downs Way stop to pick up the trail. Route 12/12X: Alight at the Exceat Park Centre Stop – this also gives access to the Seven Sisters Country Park and Friston Forest. The Breeze up to the Downs Route 77 to Devil’s Dyke is another option to pick up the South Downs Way – this runs at weekends only. Breeze up to the Downs Route 79 to Ditchling Beacon is another popular place to pick up the trail – this runs at weekends only. For more information about the South Downs Way, visit: www.nationaltrail.co.uk www.buses.co.uk

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n animal charity is asking people to pamper themselves, because they believe our local animal lovers and wildlife are worth it! East Sussex Wildlife Rescue & Ambulance Service (WRAS) is running a Pamper Day at the Landsdowne Hotel on Eastbourne seafront between 10am and 6pm on Saturday 4 April. Tickets are just £18 per person, and for this you get a two hour time slot at the event, two pre booked treatments, a raffle ticket and welcome drinks. The remaining appointments will be available on a first come, first served basis on the day. Treatments available will include manicures, facials, Bowen therapy, metamorphic technique, physiotherapy consultations, acupuncture, massage, and more – Medium Jacqueline will even be available to perform psychic readings. WRAS deals with thousands of wildlife casualties every year and is about to start its busy spring and summer season, where the charity’s bills will rocket as a result of hundreds of baby birds and mammals being admitted for hand rearing. “We will get a wide variety of orphaned and injured young wildlife. From baby birds thrown out of nests by predators, to those being thrown out during stormy weather. There are also those who are found orphaned as a result of their parents being shot, poisoned, run over, or attacked by cats, dogs and other wild predators. Our amazing staff and volunteers will be working round the clock to take care of our wildlife, with orphan rearing teams starting as early as 6am and finishing as late as 11pm. When premature or very young wildlife is admitted they can sometimes need monitoring and feeding during the night too, meaning our staff get very little sleep,” explains WRAS founder Trevor Weeks MBE. “During this busy time we struggle to fundraise, as our time is taken up dealing with the casualties, so events this like really make a big difference to our charity and how we can help support our local wildlife. Please support us,” said Trevor. To book tickets, call 01825 873003

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Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine

Are there natural alternatives to sleeping tablets? There are many natural steps that you can take to promote sleep and to enhance sleep quality. Firstly, try to find and eliminate any barriers to sleep, such as stress. Walk every day in the fresh air, preferably when the sun is out to help get some vitamin D – lunchtime is a good time and taking a break helps reduce stress during the day. Confine strenuous activities to the daytime, and take no vigorous exercise in the evenings. Instead, do something more relaxing such as pilates. Acupuncture treatments help many people to relax extremely well. Establish winding down rituals at night, such as no computers or stimulating TV after 8pm. Take an Epsom salts bath half an hour before bed. Herbs can be especially useful when it comes to combating sleep disturbances, so drink a valerian or camomile tea after your bath, then sprinkle some

lavender oil on your pillow. If safe to do so, open a small window in your bedroom, turn off the heating and use a hot water bottle if chilly. Ban TVs and mobile and cordless phones from the bedroom, and to reduce ‘electronic smog’ further, remove phone or laptop chargers emitting a glow light. Wear breathable nightwear and have a comfortable mattress and pillows. Hang heavy curtains to block out the light, if needed, as we sleep better in the dark. Reduce your alcohol intake as this can disturb sleep, and consume no caffeine after 1pm. If you’re waking up because you’re hungry, make sure you have an easily digestible snack an hour before your usual sleep time. Try a small carbohydrate

HEALTH& BEAUTY snack, e.g. a small banana or two oak cakes with a little smooth nut butter. You need adequate protein levels in your general diet to create an amino acid called tryptophan, required in the process of making the sleep hormone melatonin. Good sources are fish, turkey, eggs, nuts, lentils, beans, nut butters, and fermented soya such as tempeh. Eat organically to cut down on pesticide residues or genetically modified ingredients. If you’re still too lively at sleep time, a naturopathically-trained nutritional therapist or herbalist can design a plan just for you. See your health professional for personal advice.

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TRICKS OF THE TRADE Hone down your grooming routine with these savvy top ten top beauty hacks ... hen it comes to hair and beauty problems, the list is never ending. Whether it’s wonky eyeliner, frizzy flyaways or dark circles, we all have certain beauty snags we just can’t conquer. Laura Meredith, of online hair and beauty retailer Hairtrade.com, says; “Sometimes instead of buying new products or altering techniques, we just need a few beauty secrets to help us out. There are so many quirky ways to prevent those make up annoyances that we encounter everyday.” And here they are: 1) Use sellotape for perfect winged eyeliner. Place the tape underneath your outside lashes and angle it towards your temples. Draw the liquid eyeliner across the eyelid as normal and then follow it across the tapeline. 2) Wiggle the mascara brush! Instead of just applying mascara using a stroke motion as normal, wiggle the brush from left to right across your eyelashes. This way you’re pushing the lashes up and

taking advantage of the length. 3) Make lipstick last. A lipstick hack to make the colour last is to apply the lipstick and then gently put a tissue over the lips. Next lightly tap some translucent or pressed powder over the tissue, and this will set in place. 4) Highlight eyeshadow colours. Base your eye with white eyeliner or eyeshadow before applying the colour. This will make the colour pop and appear more obvious and vibrant. 5) Apply baby powder to eyelashes. Using a cotton bud, apply baby powder to your top and bottom set of eyelashes. Once this is done, recoat the eyes with mascara for fuller looking lashes. 6) Double up your ponytail. One way to make your pony look longer and thicker is by splitting the hair in half. Tie half of your hair up in a normal half up, half down style. Tie the remainder of the hair in a low ponytail, then tie the two parts of the pony together and it will appear a lot longer. 7) Avoid mascara smudges

using a spoon. Nearly everyone suffers from the dreaded mascara marks on our eyelids whilst applying, but placing a spoon with the curve above or below your lash line will help avoid the mascara residue. 8) Brighten up the inner corners of your eyes. Applying a little bit of white eyeliner to the corners of your eyes will brighten up your other make up. 9) Use red/orange lipstick to conceal bags. The bright shades neutralise the blue and purple tones that cause dark circles in the first place. Apply the lipstick using a brush around your eye area, then as normal reach for your concealer and apply over the top using a beauty blender. 10) Tame flyaways by using a toothbrush. Using a spare

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toothbrush to tame those stray hairs works! The thin frame helps us to get to all the niggly bits that a comb can’t. Put these beauty hacks into pracice and you’ll breeze your way through spring into summer, with your make up woes behind you. www.hairtrade.com

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POWDER BEAUTY BOUTIQUE Latest reviewer Victoria Scarfield visited Topshop’s pop-up nail bar for an unexpected pampering treat was delighted to receive an invitation to have my nails done last week, at a pop-up nail bar by Powder Beauty Boutique in Topshop! I had always wandered past their shop in the North Laine and pressed my nose up against the window, as you do, but never gone in – now I definitely will. Topshop have completely revamped their store, and the personal shopping department is lovely. I was greeted with a glass of bubbles and a very beautiful array of cupcakes and various girly nibbles, all necessary for any pampering session. This was a lovely and very welcoming addition whilst I sat down and waited for my appointment, had a natter with the other ladies and perused the colours available. Here, another good touch, as the varnishes supplied were Topshop’s own brand and I did in fact go back and purchase the red colour used in my manicure. The lady who did my nails was lovely and chatty, and made me feel very pampered indeed for an ‘express nail treatment’ – it felt luxurious and self indulgent, which was great. She was very enthusiastic about the colour choice, and the two Powder Beauty beauticians were great in getting the other ladies to step out of traditional colour choices. She also suggested cuticle care and said they would provide this at another sitting – I was kindly provided with a voucher, which I will be using. I am looking forward to visiting their salon, now, and will indeed be back for some indulgent nail pampering! www.powderbeauty.co.uk www.topshop.com

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rom actor and musician Ben Fairey comes ‘Floe-Joe’s Faces’, a brand new comedy showing at Otherplace at The Basement: The Pit, in Brighton, for three nights as part of the Fringe festival. The show follows Iowa’s dopiest music producer, Floe-Joe, who invites you to indulge in his wacky world of sketch, funk and banter, armed with just his bedroom-made beats and a very literal multiple personality disorder. Told via a playlist of character comedy sketches by faces that share FloeJoe’s brain, this 'intimate' listening party of deep-soul music has all the madness and mayhem required for a good time. Just go with the floe! www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk

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STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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GET SET After filming chef Semone Bonner for International Chef Exchange, I follow him to his new venture ... onner, as he prefers to be known, was until late head chef at the Ginger Pig. We all love Ginger restaurants and gastropubs I think, and a trip to Hove was always a gastronomic pleasure. Ben and Pamela McKellar have done an amazing job and are no doubt key players in the rise in recognition for Brighton’s restaurant scene. Bonner came with us to Guernsey where he cooked in chef Tony Leck’s Pavilion Restaurant, and he was a star. You can see that programme now on Latest TV. Since his return, though, Bonner has parted the Pig and with chef Dan Kennyas joined The Set. In truth The Set has been in existence for a while, organising pop-ups around the city. Much as I enjoy pop-ups, there is little point in covering them here as by the time the article ‘pops up’, the restaurant can have ‘popped off’. Now The Set has a permanent home at a Regency Square Hotel, a chic affair with a great cocktail bar, fun interiors and ping pong. I know, why, I certainly gave the wiff waff a miss. Fortunately for me I did not miss out on an extraordinary dinner. We started of course with a cocktail, a very good one indeed. But before long we were ushered into the tiny restaurant where our table was ready. By tiny I mean around 20 seats, some of which are at the pass where you can watch the team prepare your dinner. We sat at a round table, my favourite shape, and before very long the menus arrived, a selection of set meals priced between £27 and £35 for four courses. Impressively priced we thought – and we were not disappointed. Especially as the first thing to arrive was a plate of their take on

To finish I was seduced by a dish called Breakfast Milk, yes an odd name and in a way an odd idea, but one that they pull off so brilliantly

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chicken nuggets with a spicy ketchup. Of course they bore little resemblance to the commercial product and were more like a crumbed and fried chicken rillete. My first course was based around leek and an amazing cheese croquette, with some leek ash too. Leek ash you ask? Yes, and very interesting it was too, a sort of smoky, savoury sherbet. Next out, a stunning seaweed broth with cubes of bacon and discs of tender octopus. I love octopus – when it is cooked well. When not it is inedible. In Brighton you can rely on it at Agua Dulce, and now at The Set. A wowee dish that had me grinning from ear to ear. I can seldom resist the promise of oxtail. I love it and mourned its disappearance in the BSE era. When it re-appeared I bought it regularly from Paul at Brampton’s in Kemp Town Village. It’s not difficult to cook, but it takes both time and patience. This was delicious, cooked to perfection, picked from the vertebrae and formed into a slice. I loved the accompanying dishes too and in

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particular the scorched lettuce and pickled shallots. It was hearty stuff and very satisfying too. To finish I was seduced by a dish called Breakfast Milk – yes an odd name and in a way an odd idea, but one that they pull off so brilliantly that I have been fantasising about it ever since. I have recently re-discovered breakfast cereal, in particular a budget brand of faux Sugar Puffs – good and not as sweet as the originals – and the best bit about cereal has to be the strangely tasty milk left in the bowl. Bonner and Dan have refined this into a delicate custard served with milk ice-cream, pale sponge and toasted bits and bobs to add texture. I loved it, and had I not been full would have asked for seconds. We had the matched wines to go with our meal, one for each dish, and to finish they served us miso marshmallows. Eating is believing. It’s small and exciting, so book and book fast. The Set, within Artist Residence, 33 Regency Square, Brighton, 01273 324302 www.thesetrestaurant.com

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might not sound much like it, but at heart I am, and probably always will be, a northerner. I grew up in South West Lancashire in fairly ordinary surroundings, basic working class family, council house, happy parents and a network of close relatives and family friends. It was cosy, it was nice. I took it very much for granted. At 18 I moved south to study, and I never moved back. Over the years my parents moved away too and trips back became less and less frequent. And I love living here in the south, I cannot say that I miss being up north. That said, when I was offered a trip to Manchester a few weeks ago I jumped at the chance. Which is how I ended up with the lovely Ms K (no relation) at Manchester’s

UP NORTH Much merriment with Manford in Manchester Palace Theatre for the gala opening of Mel Brooks’ The Producers. Having read the word gala I sensed that this was going to be something of a glittery occassion – and I was right. The theatre was packed with smartly dressed people and amongst them a hefty number of TV stars. As a Coronation Street fan of far too many years to admit to in print, I was thrilled. I sat just behind Kim Marsh, who is so beautiful and elegant. Anthony Cotton was buzzing around and I met Lisa Riley too, who was charming and funny despite me elbowing her in the bosom. I saw John Thompson too and Noddy Holder and a lot of pretty girls who I was told were in Hollyoaks – yes I had no idea. But the big thrill was the show itself, which is hilarious of course, but made even better by the most remarkable cast. I was sure that David Bedella would deliver a great performance and he did. He can seduce a 2,000 strong audience with just one flash of that wicked smile. Phill Jupitus is pretty good as the mad German playwrite and Tiffany Graves makes a stunningly

Manford nails it, every last word, every pratfall, every moment, every note, every emotion Amazonian Ulla. Louie Spence plays Carmen Ghia with such ease and such energy that you cannot fail to love his camp antics and extraordinary physicality. Of course the whole hangs so much on the central characters Max and Leo. Cory English makes Max Bialystock his own, a powerful performance of real star quality. Leo Bloom is a tough call, too much received knowledge of previous performers could ruin any attempt to shine in the part, and Jason Manford has a lot to live up to. Which is why I came away from the theatre with the biggest smile on my face. Manford nails it, every last word, every pratfall, every moment, every note, every emotion. He milks the role and delivers the performance of a lifetime, which given his youth

means we can expect greater and greater things from him. I saw him in Sweeney Todd some time back singing the role of the beadle, and he was very good indeed. But that singing voice is extraordinary now, a real talent and one that he uses to great effect, soft and gentle in the oddly romantic bromance moments and wickedly precise for the comedic numbers. He has the accent too, and one would hardly know that like me, he is a professional northerner. The Producers comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton from Monday 18 April to Saturday 25 and I cannot recommend it highly enough. The entire show and company is unmissable, Jason Manford is the icing on a comedy confection that will have you rolling in the aisles.

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 COMPETITIONS named Pudsey. Animal lovers will also be able to see some new faces following the introduction of spectacled owls and scarlet ibis. With all this, plus oodles of adventure play, a Thomas & Friends™ train ride and Hello Kitty Secret Garden, Drusillas have certainly got Easter all wrapped up. Located just off the A27 in Alfriston, East Sussex, Drusillas Park is open from 10am until 6pm (last admission 5pm).

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Crack open the fun at Drusillas Park this Easter and enjoy all the attractions, animals and events on offer at the award winning zoo in East Sussex – who celebrate their 90th birthday this year! The Fat Controller from Thomas & Friends™ will be causing a locomotion on Good Friday, 3 April. Plus Hello Kitty will return to her home at Drusillas on Bank Holiday Monday 6 April; visit her in her beautiful themed house and have a souvenir photo taken with the cutest girl herself. There is all the usual animal magic, too. The zoo, which is already home to hundreds of

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fascinating and entertaining creatures, is currently celebrating the arrival of a baby saki monkey, an emperor tamarin, Goeldi’s monkey and a beautiful lar gibbon

We have two family tickets to be won, each admitting a group of up to four people into Drusillas Park for a fun-filled day out. Just answer this simple question: What is the name of the lar gibbon who recently arrived at Drusillas Park? For further details please telephone (01323) 874100 or visit the website at www.drusillas.co.uk.

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LET’S DRINK TO THAT argarita, With A Straw (2014), could be called both ‘absurdly inclusive’ and ‘anti-disability’. It is the tale of a young Indian woman with cerebral palsy who falls in love with a blind girl – yet the leads are able bodied actresses. The film is so charming and lighthearted, however, that at no point does it feel like worthy consciousness-raising or an exercise in political correctness. Laila, the heroine, develops in ways occasionally unconnected to her disability or her naturally overly-sheltered teenage years, but always in ways viewers can understand. Laila attends Delhi University and lives with her loving family, but yearns for freedom. Unlike most Bildungsroman based around a disabled person, the film is an exploration of sexuality rather than the triumph of ‘overcoming’ a disability, with harsh truths along the way. Laila has a close male friend who is in love with her, yet as he is also a wheelchair user Laila has no issues with breaking his heart when a non-disabled musician looks her way. As any disabled person will tell you, there really is a harsh pecking order of ability when it comes to dating – tragic but true. The musician later breaks Laila’s own heart and she leaves Delhi for a Creative Writing course in far-flung New York. It is here she meets blind student activist Khanum, who teaches her many things about herself and the world, including how to order an alcoholic drink; the margarita of the title! Once Khanum reveals that she is gay, the two women begin a serious and special romantic relationship. The script has a great sensitivity to disability. Neither girl’s disability is ignored, nor the problems they throw up, so as well as facing the same problems as any other young adult, there are issues that I – having been disabled since my midteens – could connect with. All who spent their ‘rebellious teenage years’ having to rely on the people we were supposed to be rebelling from can relate to Laila’s longing for independence and privacy. Director and writer Shonali Bose wrote the film based on a conversation with her cousin, Malini Chib, who was born with cerebral palsy and wrote about her experiences in her autobiography, One Little Finger. The cousins were drinking in a bar when Bose asked what Malini wanted for her upcoming birthday. “She banged her fist on the table and said very clearly, because her cerebral palsy sometimes makes it hard to understand her speech; ‘I want to have sex!’ It hit me that, over all these years, I’d never dealt with her sexuality.” It is rare for any film to deal candidly and compassionately with the sexuality of the disabled, and to have Margarita, With A Straw come from a female Indian director makes it even more of a gem.

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Leila Godden

here’s always so much to look forward to when you live in Brighton. And at chez Krog, one of our most anticipated annual markers is not a festival, fair or parade. It’s simply the first weekend of the year that we’re brave enough to layer up, submit to the ocean breeze and sit on the beach long enough to quaff our first alfresco bottle of vino (which is never very long at all). Because, let’s face it, you can lose yourself looking at the sea forever – or at least until the Rioja runs dry. One of our favourite ‘Chalkie’ artists whose connection with the sea provides her source of inspiration is Leila Godden. Her mesmerising paintings evolve through a process of improvisation, where artist and materials interact, leading and following as marks are made and layers unveiled. The vast panoramas of changing light, dramatic weather and powerful water – framed by rocks solid with history yet transient with time – contribute to a completeness where time and space, stillness and movement combine. Leila is the featured artist at Chalk Gallery, Lewes, 6 to 26 April. An elemental experience is assured. Out of town: ‘A Decade of Colour’ celebrates the masterful palette of David Armitage at the Birley Centre, Eastbourne; vivid and energetic canvases that will leave a lasting impression. Until 26 April (weekends only). Last chance: At Alfriston Arts Gallery, on the high street, a small but perfectly formed exhibition of Michael Cruickshank’s work makes it possible to own a tiny bit of a beautiful Sussex day – forever. The artist is a master at capturing that perfect moment in time, and his new collection glows with the radiant soft light Michael Cruickshank of summer. Until 7 April (closed Mondays). www.artymagazines.com

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CHICHESTER HIGHLIGHTS Chichester Festival Theatre have another stunning season

ear on year, CFT deliver an amazing season of top theatre, comedy, serious new works, classics, and of course their amazing revivals of top musicals – and this year is set to be as exciting as ever with a rich mix of work and performers. The season opens with Way Upstream by Alan Ayckbourn which runs from 23 April to 16 May. Four old friends, one cruising boat, two weeks off work, and the perfect setting of the beautiful River Orb. What could possibly go wrong? This hilarious expose of the murky depths that lurk beneath the surfaces of friendship, love, desire and power is vintage Ayckbourn. Next, The Rehearsal by Jean Anouilh, translated by Jeremy Sams, from 8 May to 6 June. The Count, better known as ‘Tiger’, is planning another of his spectacular parties, including an evening of amateur dramatics. But as soon as rehearsals begin, it’s clear that his play will unleash as much passion, shock and intrigue off stage as it will on. George Gershwin and Ira Gershwin’s songs feature in A Damsel In Distress, based

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Anna Chancellor in CFT’s production of Private Lives

on the novel and play by P. G. Wodehouse. This new stage musical brings together a worldweary American composer, a beautiful and irrepressible English socialite, a fierce aunt, and lots of other delightfully eccentric characters. From 30 May to 27 June. Willy Russell’s Educating Rita follows from 18 June to 25 July, and actor, broadcaster and comedian Lenny Henry makes his Chichester debut as Frank. His theatre credits include The Comedy Of Errors at the National Theatre and award-winning performances in West End productions of Fences and Othello. The big musical of the season has to be Mack And Mabel, from 13 July to 5 September. This musical comedy is a poignant love story and a riveting tribute to the silent movie era, based on the true romance between Hollywood legends Mack Sennett and Mabel Normand. The unmissable Michael Ball plays Mack. Written in 1932, W. Somerset Maugham’s For Services Rendered is next, and confronts the

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channel 159 or at thelatest.tv damaging consequences of war, loss and trauma for one ordinary English family. From 31 July to 5 September. Always worth catching are the Chichester Festival Youth Theatre’s productions, and this year a world premiere of Michael Morpurgo’s Running Wild runs from 2–16 August, a touching and thrilling story of the devastating Boxing Day tsunami, and a young boy’s remarkable jungle adventures afterwards. The promenade production will be staged in the evocative landscape of Cass Sculpture Foundation, against the spectacular backdrop of monumental sculptures and dramatic settings. Someone Who’ll Watch Over Me by Frank McGuinness is next, directed byMichael Attenborough, and runs from 10 September to 10 October. Based on the experiences of those taken hostage in Lebanon in the 1980s, this drama features an American doctor, an Irish journalist and an English academic – three men with little in common who somehow forge bonds that testify to the power of the human spirit. David Haig returns to Chichester following his appearance in Festival 2014’s highly acclaimed Pressure. And finally Young Chekov: The Birth Of A Genius; Platonov, Ivanov and The Seagull, in versions by David Hare and directed byJonathan Kent, from 28 September to 14 November. Three plays written when Anton Chekhov was young offer a new perspective on this undisputed master of modern drama. Anna Chancellor, last at Chichester in Private Lives and South Downs/The Browning Version, is confirmed to play Arkadina in The Seagull. James McArdle plays the title role in Platonov and Lvov in Ivanov. Samuel West, last seen at Chichester in Enron And Doctor Faustus, plays the title role in Ivanov and Trigorin in The Seagull. For full details go to cft.org.uk Box Office: 01243 781312 or online

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Highlighting the mix of comedy ahead this week

is the season to play silly blighters practical jokes on each other this Wednesday, cramming as much tomfoolery into the morning as possible, and declaring whomsoever plays any larks after midday to be the fools themselves. Yup, it’s April Fools’ Day. If you can’t be bothered to find your own supply of laughter for this annual time of tomfoolery, then let the professionals step up and take the strain, with some remarkably top notch comedians in town on the day itself, and the night before. First up, on April Fools’ Eve (yes, that can be a thing) is John Bishop, in town with his ‘Supersonic’ show, having returned due to popular demand.

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This is an extra date added to the tour that has already proven very successful for the Liverpudlian. He is an everyman with a nice suit, and as such Bishop’s brand of down to earth and easily relateable humour has seen him rise in the last few years rapidly, from playing the Brighton Dome’s Studio Theatre to the Brighton Centre in record time. On April Fools’ itself the fab Gina Yashere is playing over at The Old Market in Hove, returning to Britain after an extended stay Stateside with her biggest solo show to date. Promising to cover her travels that have taken her all over the world, with tales and experiences ranging from her stint as a crap psychic on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, to being menaced by three uber-intelligent cats at her friend’s flat, as well as ridiculous auditions in Los Angeles, being coughed on in China, and finding herself in a brothel in Singapore. Yashere finishes this tour in a couple of weeks at the Brixton Academy, so reap the benefits of the home run gig here. Covering two dates, and taking up residence in the biggest room of the Brighton Dome complex is Dylan ‘Black Books’ Moran. In last week’s exclusive interview (check it out at www.thelatest.co.uk) he mentioned that he has “a slight problem with the idea of saying the same thing on Wednesday as I did on Tuesday”, meaning it could just be worth your while to get tickets to both nights! Moran is now a family man, but that doesn’t make him any less amusingly cantankerous on stage. You get the impression Moran was a grumpy old man before he started shaving, and has benefited every day from it. Gina Yashere – Laugh Riot, The Old Market, Wednesday 1 April, 8pm, www.theoldmarket.com Dylan Moran – Off The Hook, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Wednesday 1 & Thursday 2 April, £26/24, brightondome.org John Bishop – Supersonic, Brighton Centre, Tuesday 31 March, £30, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

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WHAT’S ON ... ART: FOUR BRIGHTON ARTISTS An exhibition of recent paintings by four Brighton artists; Adrian Walker, Patrick O'Donnell, Susan Evans and June Frickleton. Hop Gallery, Star Brewery, Castle Ditch Lane, Lewes, 01273 487744. Until 5 April. ART: MARCUS COATES Dawn Chorus is a co-production with Brighton Festival, where Marcus Coates uses digital methods to explore the relationship between birdsong and the human voice. This immersive multi-screen film installation features 19 individual singers who uncannily recreate birdsong. Fabrica, 40 Duke Street, Brighton, 01273 778646. 2 April–25 May. EVENT: FACE PAINTING WORKSHOP A face painter can add colour to any event! An exclusive practical workshop led by professional make up artist Sylvi Du Sauzay. Designed for those who would like a new career or just help out at the school fair, Sylvi will help you learn how to transform the ordinary to the extraordinary. Please bring paints and brushes if you have them – and prepare to be painted! Dressing Rooms, Brighton Dome, Wednesday 1 April, 11am–4pm, £20

EVENT: HAMMER & TONGUE The ever-popular spoken word night is back for its monthly gathering, with the best that Brighton has to offer in performance poetry and slam delivery. Komedia, Thursday 2 April, 7.30pm, £7/5

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NADINE SHAH The singersongwriter talks with Jeff Hemmings ith the release of her debut album in 2013, Love Your Dum And Mad, Nadine Shah first made her mark as a singer and songwriter of note, writing compelling, intense and honest lyrics, set to music that reminded many of Nick Cave. But it was her rich, deep and operatic voice that really got noticed, as well as her unusual Pakistani-Norwegian, but brought up in South Tyneside, background. "My family didn't know I could sing, I thought I could. My mum heard a CD, but didn't know it was me! I wasn't particularly attentive at school so I was encouraged to go into music, something that I could be passionate about and focus on. I ended up going to performing arts clubs – we put on musicals in the summer holidays – and then I had formal classical training, a little bit of opera, and then got into jazz music," says Nadine in her Geordie tones. "Nina Simone was the one that really got me

into proper music, her vocal style really connected with me; deep, androgynous and interesting." The new album, Fast Food, like the debut, is also a collaboration with producer Ben Hillier. "I was going through a bunch of albums, listening to the songs and the production values, and his name kept cropping up. At the time I had no songs, just the one video clip of me on YouTube. Luckily he quite liked it, and we started working together. There is no romantic story to it … but we got on very, very well. I intend to work with

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Ben until one of us croaks," says Nadine. "The first album took so long to make, deciding how it was going to sound, and by the time it came out it didn't feel like a proper representation of where I was at that time musically. So, I was very aware this time that I wanted to make a coherent body of work, and in quite a short space of time, so that the lyrical themes were coherent. I went through an intense period of writing for a month or so, and then we made the album in a similar timeframe as well." Recorded largely live, with just the male vocals recorded separately, the sound is more in a stripped back post punk vein this time around – where PIL meets Siouxie Sioux via The Cure and Joy Division – although it’s definitely not retro, more of a modern take on that sound. And thematically, it revolves around relationships ... "It's a collection of portraits of people I love or have loved, a succession of really intense shortlived affairs." Imaginary or otherwise? "Otherwise! I'm dreading my father reading these interviews …" The Haunt, Fri 10 April, 7pm, £11.50. Nadine will also be performing at Resident Records in Brighton on 6 April.

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1 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 2 The Black Fields The Fighter 3 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 5 Ultralites Zero Hours 6 Alternate Function Not So Bad 7 Frankie Sling Humn 8 Osaro and RJ Shut Up And Dance 9 Cascades Run 10 Cascades What Have You Done To Me? 11 Nick Conroy feat. Naomi Better Days (acoustic feat. Naomi) 12 The Wolfgirl Liberation Tuesday

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Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark BROOKLYN ZOO EASTER SUNDAY SPECIAL Brooklyn Zoo is a dedicated hip hop night currently taking Bristol's club scene by storm. The Zoo was started to bring back fun and charisma to a night out – whilst focusing and playing the most durable and well-respected genre in music. Coalition, Sunday 5 April, 11pm–5am, £3 guestlist

EASTER SPECIAL WITH JUSTIN MARTIN Dance beside the seaside and kick off the long Easter weekend with banging tunes from House, Techno, Tech House and Bassline. The Arch, Thursday 2 April, 10pm–4am, £10

DISCO DEVIANT: GREG WILSON, PABLO CONTRABAND & LEROY SELECT Greg Wilson makes a welcome return to the booth at Disco Deviant. Delivering up the best sounds from House, Soul, Funk and Disco. The Loft, Friday 3 April, 11pm–4am, £12

14 North Laine A Place We Knew 15 WTF Waster 16 Mr Resonate The Opposite Vibe 17 The Mice Beauty Queen 18 Bluestone Salsero 19 Jaybee The Wild Wild East 20 Rory Mulligan & The Imaginary Band Paint Your Pictures SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC & VIDEOS www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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PREVIEWS The Prodigy The Prodigy announce their new tour surrounding the release of their new album ‘The Day is My Enemy’, due for release on 30 March via the band’s own label Take Me To The Hospital, through Cooking Vinyl. Plus special guests. Brighton Centre, 12 May 2015, £37.50, 0844 847 1515, brightoncentre.co.uk

Rambert, Theatre Royal Brighton, 25 March, 2015 ★★★★★ Andrew Kay

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I always leave a Rambert performance exhausted, but it is the same exhaustion that one feels on waking from an exciting dream. Rambert are always exhilarating and last night was no exception. Frames by Alexander Whitley contrasted the elegance of the human form with the rigours of steel, mechanical against human. Complex shapes and moves, witty references to bar work and a score by Daniel Bjarnason that soared into a Vivaldi-like crescendo, Wheatley is a talent to watch. The Strange Charm of Mother Nature is Mark Baldwin’s new work and here he uses classical forms to express ideas inspired by a visit to the Large Hadron Collider at Cern. Elegant yet explosive, using three contrasting pieces of music, this new exploration of science and nature from Baldwin shows him at his most eloquent. The company showed at their precise, well schooled best in this very beautiful new work. Of course that precision and basis in the rigours of pure dance technique is the cornerstone of Rambert’s ability to deliver world class dance. Finally to Rooster, Christopher Bruce’s classic work to music by the Rolling Stones. Here the company strut, jive and flirt their way through a courtship ritual that

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has more to do with the Elizabethans and West Side Story than it does to pop. Entertaining, exciting and comedic – Rooster deserves the recognition that it has attained since first performed.

Lippy Have you ever lost someone through suicide? Did it leave you confused? Lippy explores the mystery of four women from Leixlip, County Kildare, who in 2001 decided to starve to death barricaded in their house. Why ‘Lippy’? Because a lip-reader was hired to decipher their last recorded conversation, on CCTV, thus we learn a lot about the power and pitfalls of lip reading. This purposely disjointed production effectively communicates the disorientating effect suicide has on the survivors. It is a highly innovative production featuring excellent use of technology. We are confronted by their destruction, and we question our own existence. Lippy, The Old Market, 20 March 2015 ★★★★★ Martin Baron

An Evening With Simon Weston Despite the 94 operations, the battles with depression, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder,

borderline alcholism and being thrusted into the spotlight due to his horrific burns (suffered during the Falkland conflict), there is an abiding trait that has clearly seen Simon through these dark times: humour. It’s a particular gallows humour, self depricating, extremely black and un-PC. in places. But it is an honest humour nonetheless. It’s a tribute to him that he sees the man who dropped the bomb (which in turn caused his injuries) as a friend. It’s a humbling experience being in his presence, and a credit to the nation he serves still. Connaught Studio, Worthing, 19 March 2015 ★★★★★ Lee Stevens

Following on from the resounding success of the ‘Movement & Power Corruption and Lies, Live’ tour, founding member of both Joy Division and New Order, the phenomenal Peter Hook, and his band The Light return with a very special evening comprised of New Order's Low Life & Brotherhood albums performed in their entirety with a special opening set comprised of Joy Division material. Concorde2, 6 November 2015, £20, 01273 673311, Concorde2.co.uk

Cheryl Baker,, Mike Nolan & Jay Aston formerly of Bucks Fizz

Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra, Raphael Wallfisch (cello) Barry Wordsworth (conductor) Brighton’s favourite maestro (and Britain’s premier ballet conductor) gave a delightful pulse and sparkle to Lord Berners’ enchanting ‘Fantasie Espagnole’, winning new fans for this absurdly neglected composer. We then enjoyed a masterly performance of Walton’s deeply emotional Cello Concerto. Holst’s ‘The Planets’ too was full of dance, with precise detailing in the emphatic beat of ‘Mars,’ in the sensuous line of ‘Venus’ and in the jollity of ‘Jupiter’. It was a splendid showcase for the whole augmented orchestra. The 2015 season concluded with mystic ‘Neptune’ and the eerie off-stage voices of the Brighton Festival Chorus. Coda: Have there ever been so many under-10s attending a formal concert and behaving so well? What promise for the future! Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 22 March 2015 ★★★★★ Andrew Connal

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More than thirty years after they stormed charts across the globe with a string of hits, Cheryl, Mike and Jay are once again set to tour the world with a 70-date World Tour to remind everyone that there is more to Cheryl, Mike & Jay formerly of Bucks Fizz than Making Your Mind Up! They are joined by special guest Bobby McVay. Hippodrome Theatre, Eastbourne, 18 April 2015, £19.50, 01323 412000, www.royalhippodrome.com

Gittins To Know You – James Acaster International award-winning comedian from Kettering James Acaster headlines the latest madcap evening of comedic anarchy from character comic Brian Gittins. Along with Trevor Lock and local support acts. Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, 21 May 2015, £8, 7.30pm

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TUESDAY 31 Biz Buzz LatestTV, 6.30pm With his ear to the ground and his finger on the pulse, Ollie Wilson delivers up the latest news and interviews within Brighton’s business hub. All the developments from small, medium and large enterprises, and the new faces in the local business scene. Switched on and in the know.

Ordinary Lies BBC1, 9pm The thing about lies is that although some may seem harmless, it’s the supporting lies to that initial porkie that can see things spiral out of control. It can positively leave you dizzy. This drama follows the path of these truth compromises from a group of colleagues. Tonight it’s Kathy’s secret life.

Killer Magic BBC3, 10pm Brinkmanship with magicians is the thing of legend, with acts risking their very lives to outdo each other. This group of five of the brightest on the magic scene sees them each create illusions on the theme of film and mark each other out of ten. The loser? They’ve got to take on the Killer Trick, this time the Table of Death.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 Teleshopping 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 Biz Buzz See highlights. 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts A murder forces a police sergeant to confront the attitudes of the police toward the gay community in Belfast. 9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts Story of the death of a child from a plastic bullet outside her front door in Turf Lodge, Belfast. 10.00 Life Stories 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Tony Marks presents the monthly top ten album chart sales based on stats from Resident Records, Brighton. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Biz Buzz 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Life Stories 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 The Edge 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Phil continues with his plan to get the Arches back but learns a shocking truth. Cindy gives the Beales an ultimatum. The Carters pull together for Stan, but he soon takes a turn for the worse. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Elliot and Mo fight to save Jonny from being returned to prison by a vindictive Guy. Harry presses a reluctant Raf for more surgery after the success of his first procedure. 9.00 Ordinary Lies See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Costa Del Sol: Last Brits Standing Documentary. For 60 years Brits have flocked to the Costa del Sol. Up to a million Brits moved to Spain for a better life, but after a huge financial crisis, crippling austerity and plummeting property prices, the dream may be over. Figures suggest that 90 thousand Brits resident in Spain left in the last year alone. 11.45 FILM: When A Man Loves A Woman (1994) Starring Andy Garcia, Meg Ryan, Ellen Burstyn. Powerful domestic drama. 1.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

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6.20am Homes Under The Hammer 7.20 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.50 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.20 Operation Meet The Street 9.05 Your Home In Their Hands 10.05 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 2.30 Floyd’s American Pie 3.00 Wogan The Best Of 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-DeHi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Portillo’s State Secrets Michael Portillo unearths previously classified documents from the national archives, discovering fascinating facts about Britain’s past. 7.00 Alex Polizzi - The Fixer Alex Polizzi sets out to wage a one woman campaign to save Britain’s family businesses. 8.00 Back In Time For Dinner Historical cooking show. In this episode, the family and their home strut into the 70s. Mary Berry is on hand to help the family stock up their brand new chest freezer, and mum is liberated from the kitchen and gets a job for the first time. 9.00 Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure Comedians Ed Byrne and Dara O’Briain embark on a 4,000 mile Pan-American adventure. 10.00 Nurse Liz’s personal problems come to a head in this final episode, though she is a lot less sympathetic with her ex-husband than with her service users. Billy notices that Liz isn’t sharing her chocolate. Jack finds himself in a hole, but quite likes it. Herbert tries to woo Liz, and Graham manages to rise from his bed and walk. Hallelujah! 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Caribbean With Simon Reeve Caribbean with Simon Reeve. 12.20am Sign Zone: This World: Surviving Sandy Hook

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.20 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Finn is determined to find out who sabotaged his relationship. Victoria struggles to hide her doubts. Priya plays matchmaker. 7.30 International Football Live: Italy V England Mark Pougatch presents live coverage as England take on Italy in an international friendly in Turin. It promises to be a tough examination for Roy Hodgson’s team as England suffered a 2-1 defeat to Italy at the World Cup and will be hoping to make amends. With expert opinion from Glenn Hoddle, Ian Wright and Lee Dixon, and commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.50 International Football Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined by Glenn Hoddle, Lee Dixon and Andy Townsend for highlights of England’s friendly against Italy. 11.50 FILM: Carry On Matron (1972) Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Hattie Jacques, Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor and Joan Sims. British comedy with the Carry On team about a gang’s plan to raid a maternity hospital. 1.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 The Restoration Man 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Someone threatens to expose the truth about Dr S’Avage, but what’s his big secret? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Burger Bar To Gourmet Star A selection of fast food cooks are taught by some of the country’s most refined chefs. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. We meet healthcare assistant Danika and Becky and Colin, who wait anxiously for their first baby. 10.00 Teens Documentary following a group of friends over the year they turn 17. This episode meets confident Harry and follows him meeting his new girlfriend Rebecca, the awkward first meeting with her parents, cringeworthy discussions with his mum about sex, and a few drunken phone calls, which perfectly demonstrate the perils of young love. 11.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners. 12.00am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 1.55 FIM World Superbike Championship 2.20 Cycling: Sarah Storey’s Longest Hour 3.15 Secret Location 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Holiday Love Rats Exposed 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Fatal Acquittal (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away John tries to plans a romantic gesture for Marilyn, but when an offer comes in for their house she is devastated. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. 8.00 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER Documentary series following the medical teams and their British patients at Benidorm’s busy hospital and GP practice. 9.00 40 Kids By 20 Women Documentary looking at four serial dads who have fathered over 70 children with more than 40 women. 10.00 Nanna Love: 50 Shades Of Granny Documentary. Some men like blondes, some like brunettes... this programme meets the grandmother lovers - men who prefer their women with 50 shades of grey hair and wrinkles. 11.00 OAPs Behaving Badly Documentary series about some glorious British OAPs determined to grow old disgracefully. 12.00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Slaughtered At The Murder Hotel 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Free Speech: Battle Of The Kingmakers - Ukip And Liberal Democrats 9.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 10.00 Killer Magic. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Killer Magic 1.00 World’s Toughest Jobs

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Visions Of The Valleys 9.00 The Normans 10.00 FILM: 10 Rillington Place (1971) 11.45 Full Throttle: The Glory Days Of British Motorbikes - Timeshift 12.45am Dancing In The Blitz: How World War 2 Made British Ballet

11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Tricked: More Favourite Tricks 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.45am Judge Judy (x3) 12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Cracker

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11.00am Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) 1.20pm Prince Valiant (1954) 3.20 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 5.10 A Challenge For Robin Hood (1967) 7.05 Clueless (1995) 9.00 Hope Springs (2012) 11.05 God Bless America (2011) 1.10am Control (2007) 3.40 Close

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WEDNESDAY 1 Beyond The Grave Latest TV, 9.30pm We know Brighton’s spooky – all you have to do is walk around the Lanes or up through Kemp Town at a certain hour to join a ghost walk chronicling the history of bangs in the nights and ghouls at your door. Josh Ellis and Lou Pope introduce us to Bristol’s spookiest spots. Still bet ours are the best.

DCI Banks ITV1, 9pm It’s always the quiet types you need to watch, DCI Banks is discovering. When Josh Tate is found stabbed with a screwdriver, his flatmate Spencer says he was ‘the quiet type’. Hello. A quiet type who was infatuated with Spencer’s lapdancer girlfriend and manufactured ecstasy. Quiet ...

Futurama Sky1, 4pm Bender, Fry, Leila and the crew of the bullet-shaped spaceship with the worst flight controls ever (in that it seems to have a habit of crashing repeatedly into things regardless of how good a pilot Leila is), take over the afternoon. Put your feet up and indulge in a junk food future with posturing space captains and polite aliens.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Cuppa TV 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Northern Cuisine 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Life Stories 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature See highlights. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, ourstanding and unique dream homes. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave 10.00 Beyond The Grave 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Beyond The Grave (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 The Edge 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Cookery competition. As the final week of heats begins, five more amateur cooks try to prove to judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace that they have the potential to be MasterChef Champion 2015. 9.00 The Billion Dollar Chicken Shop With unique top-to-bottom access, this series goes inside the fast food giant KFC UK from their boardrooms to their kitchens. Marketing expert Meghan hopes to change the public’s perception of the company’s unhealthy fried chicken image. Launching new healthier products is a risk, but one that Meghan thinks they have to take. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 FILM: No Strings Attached (2011) Starring Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher, Kevin Kline. Romantic comedy. Two old friends embark on a casual relationship, but the strain of not becoming emotionally involved takes its toll. 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Operation Meet The Street 9.00 Super Powered Owls: Natural World 10.00 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.30 See Hear On Saturday 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 2.30 Floyd’s American Pie 3.00 Wogan 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-DeHi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain - The Eggheads - made up of some of the country’s top quizzers. 6.30 Portillo’s State Secrets Michael Portillo unearths previously classified documents from the national archives, discovering fascinating facts about Britain’s past. 7.00 The Fixer Revisits Alex Polizzi sets out to wage a one woman campaign to save Britain’s family businesses. 8.00 The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives Ladykillers: Pest Detectives. 9.00 Strangeways: Britain’s Toughest Prison Riot Strangeways: Britain’s Toughest Prison Riot. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure Comedians Ed Byrne and Dara O’Briain embark on a 4,000 mile Pan-American adventure. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear On Saturday 12.50 Sign Zone: The Big Painting Challenge

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Adam realises he has made a horrible mistake. Doug is mortified at Laurel’s behaviour. Finn discovers who drove Darren away. 7.30 Coronation Street Is frightened Faye in labour? Callum looks out for light-fingered Bethany. Carla’s return sparks Tracy’s jealousy. 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern hosts the fun-filled family entertainment show which lifts the lid on celebrities’ lives through the eyes of their children. This week, athlete Mo Farah and nine-year-old daughter Rhianna, EastEnders star Rita Simons and her nine-year-old twins Maiya and Jaimee, and John Prescott and his five-year-old granddaughter Ava Grace attempt to win money for charity. 9.00 DCI Banks See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Pop Gold Another trawl through ITV’s musical archives which today focuses on the 1970s an era of sideburns, flares and Ford Capris. 11.40 Gary Barlow And Friends Gary Barlow is joined by some superstar friends. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 The Restoration Man 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Ziggy’s faced with an impossible decision. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Three In A Bed Series in which bed-and-breakfast owners compete to have their establishments crowned the best. This competition kicks off at the Daisy Centre Angelic Healing Retreat in Glastonbury, where spiritual healer and ‘angelologist’ Daisy and her husband Paul promise to perk up their guests - as long as they conform to the rules. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on patients and families who try to look to the future, rather than dwelling on the past. 10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping for a relationship. There’s a theme of expectation in this episode, with maître d’ Fred and his team playing Cupid. 11.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series. F 12.05am 16 Kids And Counting 1.05 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper 2.00 FILM: It’s Kind Of A Funny Story (2010) 3.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Mysteries Of The Bible: Jesus 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Deadly Revenge (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away John is overjoyed at the offer on the house, Jett and Marilyn don’tt want to move. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 9.00 OAPs Behaving Badly Documentary series about some glorious British OAPs determined to grow old disgracefully. This episode follows a trio of sexagenarian Barnsley ladies who, bored with bingo, go on a four-day pension party to Tenerife. 10.00 Grand Theft Auto: UK Documentary exposing the criminals who engage in stealing cars. From ‘spotters’ who seek cars to order then follow the owners home to steal the keys, to thieves who use state-of-theart gadgets. 11.00 40 Kids By 20 Women Documentary looking at four serial dads who have fathered over 70 children with more than 40 women. 12.00am Nanna Love: 50 Shades Of Granny 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Killer Next Door: Countdown To Murder 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Simpsons (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2). See highlights. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Wild Things 9.00 FILM: Alien Autopsy (2006) 10.50 Stella 11.50 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.50am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Pretty Woman (1990) 10.55 Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.40 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 1.25 Killer Magic 1.55 Bluestone 42 2.25 Bad Education 2.55 World’s Toughest Jobs

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 FILM: The Kite Runner (2007) 11.00 Genghis Khan 12.00am Mechanical Marvels: Clockwork Dreams 1.00 The Polio Story: The Vaccine That Changed The World

9.35am Ben & Kate 10.00 Up All Night 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 The Cube 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.55am Murder, She Wrote 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.10 French Fields 4.45 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 The Zoo 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am City Lights 1.05 The Royal

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: My Sister’s Keeper (2009) 10.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.05 Troy 12.10am Rude Tube 1.15 2 Broke Girls 1.45 Marry Me

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House Nation 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Whisper Of The Heart (1995) 1.20pm The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 3.10 Spy Kids: All The Time In The World In 4D (2011) 4.50 Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 6.50 The Golden Compass (2007) 9.00 Avatar (2009) 12.10am Another 48 Hrs (1990) 2.05 Little Norse Prince (1968) 3.50 Close

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THURSDAY 2 Banished BBC2, 9pm Ever wondered what it was like for the first convict arrivals Down Under all those years ago? Wonder no longer, with this historical drama starring Russell Tovey, Julian Rhind Tutt and Myanna Buring, arriving in a desert land in harsh conditions set on survival. Freeman is alive, to everyone’s amazement.

The Mentalist Channel Five, 10pm Again, Jane is jumpy about Lisbon’s safety. Anyone spot a pattern of anxiety here after his first wife was so brutally murdered? You’d think he might consider that when hooking up with an FBI agent. She ain’t a pen-pusher. This time the team are protecting a witness from a skilled assassin. Danger danger.

Forever Sky1, 9pm The thing about living for a very very long time is that you do get to meet a lot of people. Even, occasionally, a quite posh lot. At least the immortal Henry does. He receives a blast from the past when his day job as the New York city medical examiner leads him to investigate the death of an old man with royal connections.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 9.30 Cuppa Tea 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 PostFeature 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Film Live Academy The ultimate guide on all aspects of filmmaking, covering everything you need to know. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Soundcheck See highlights 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Film Live Academy 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 The Edge 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Kat attempts to move on with her life, but her day doesn’t go to plan. The tension grows between the Carters when they receive some upsetting news. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Cookery competition. In the final heat, five more amateur cooks try to prove to judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace that they have the potential to be MasterChef Champion 2015. Firstly, the contestants are given just one hour and fifteen minutes to dazzle the judges when they are asked to cook their calling card, a practised dish that represents just who they are as a cook and showcases their talent. 9.00 The Truth About Fat Science documentary. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am Skiing Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.20am Homes Under The Hammer 7.20 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.50 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.20 Operation Meet The Street 9.05 Great British Garden Revival 10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 2.30 Floyd’s American Pie 3.00 Wogan - The Best Of 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Portillo’s State Secrets Michael Portillo unearths previously classified documents from the national archives, discovering fascinating facts about Britain’s past. 7.00 Alex Polizzi - The Fixer Alex Polizzi sets out to wage a one woman campaign to save Britain’s family businesses. 8.00 Coast Australia Series exploring Australia’s coastline. 8.50 Nature’s Weirdest Events Two-part documentary in which Chris Packham takes us around the world to the scene of some of the weirdest natural events on the planet. With the help of footage taken by eyewitnesses and news crews, he unravels the facts and the science behind each phenomenon. 9.00 Banished See highlights. 10.00 Inside No 9 A second season of dark comedies by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. Christine Clarke brings a new man back to her flat from a New Year’s Eve party, and immediately her life starts to unravel. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Strangeways: Britain’s Toughest Prison Riot Strangeways: Britain’s Toughest Prison Riot. 12.20am Sign Zone: DIY Justice Panorama

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.20 Party Political Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Doug gives Laurel a wake up call. Adam begs Aaron for help. Rachel is left disappointed by Jai. 8.00 The ITV Leaders’ Debate 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 The Agenda ITV News political editor Tom Bradby returns to present the seventh series of the lively topical panel show, kicking off with a live episode following tonight’s leaders’ debate. 11.25 River Monsters Angler Jeremy Wade investigates the story of a man who had his face ripped off in a remote Bolivian river, leading to a confrontation with one of his oldest adversaries. Jeremy’s initial thought is that it was the work of piranhas, but they rarely attack unless threatened in some way. A chat with the surgeon who performed the postmortem on the victim changes his mind. Then an interview with someone who witnessed the attack reveals it was a Red Bellied Piranha but why the change in the creature’s behaviour? Is there another predator in the river system threatening the piranhas? 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 The Restoration Man 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Tegan has to cover her heartbreak when Leela makes an announcement, while Celine plots to keep love on course. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. 9.00 FILM: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz, Nikki Reed, Maggie Grace, Michael Sheen, Dakota Fanning, Mackenzie Foy, Jackson Rathbone, Jamie Campbell Bower, Christopher Heyerdahl, Billy Burke, Lee Pace. Fantasy adventure. In the final installment of the franchise, a false allegation puts the Cullens in front of the Volturi. The family must gather other vampire clans to protect Renesmee, Edward and Bella’s baby. 11.20 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series. 12.25am Raised By Wolves 12.55 Teens 1.50 Secret Millionaire Ireland 2.40 Food Unwrapped 3.10 Secret Location 4.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.00 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: The Long Shot (2004) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Spencer makes a concerted effort to reconnect with Matt and Maddy, and decides to organise a fundraiser for teenagers with cancer. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars presented by Quentin Willson and Jodie Kidd. 8.00 Gangs And Guns: Caught On Camera A one-off special of the documentary series presented by journalist Nick Wallis. 9.00 Glasgow’s Killing Streets Documentary. Presenter Nick Wallis looks into Glasgow’s reputation for knife crime and assesses how the local residents are working in tandem with police, doctors and other essential services to try to reduce the violence. 10.00 The Mentalist See highlights. 10.55 James Bulger: Britain’s Worst Crimes Documentary that delves into one of the most shocking crimes of recent years. The mother of two-year-old James Bulger reflects on the murder of her son by young friends Jon Venables and Robert Thompson in 1993. 11.55 Access Showbiz news. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 World’s Scariest Animal Attacks 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3). Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm, NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Simpsons (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Forever. See highlights. 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five0 (x3) 2.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm The Billion Dollar Chicken Shop 8.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 9.00 Life And Death Row 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Life And Death Row 2.00 Killer Magic 2.30 Bluestone 42

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 The Truth About Meteors 9.00 Terry Pratchett: Facing Extinction 10.00 Building Burma’s Death Railway: Moving Half The Mountain 11.00 The Normans 11.55 Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.30am Drills, Dentures And Dentistry: An Oral History

12.45pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Reggie & Thunderbirds: No Strings Attach 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Release The Hounds 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Mom (x2)

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.05 French Fields 4.40 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Endeavour 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am FILM: The Rebel (1961)

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Rude Tube 1.05 Revenge

3.20pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Cat Returns (2002) 12.40pm Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 2.40 Mysterious Island (1961) 4.45 The Parent Trap (1998) 7.15 California Man (1992) 9.00 Unstoppable (2010) 10.55 Trainspotting (1996) 12.45am The Darjeeling Limited (2007) 2.30 Ocean Waves (1993) 4.00 Close

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GOOD FRIDAY Eurovision’s Greatest Hits BBC1, 9pm The Eurovision Song Contest, now known simply as Eurovision, is marking it’s 60th anniversary this year – and doesn’t it look fun? As well as being the king of camp, this competition has seen history being made and pop hits being debuted, plus sensations ranging from Sandie Shaw’s bare feet to Conchita Wurst’s beard.

Bear Grylls: Mission Survive ITV1, 9pm We’re down to the nitty gritty, it’s the final of the series and all that are left are the final three celebrities, whittled down from the initial twelve. Bet Dame Kelly Holmes, Mike Tindall and Vogue Williams are feeling tired and very proud of themselves. But it ain’t over yet, with some incredible feats yet to overcome.

Relatively Clever Sky1, 8pm It’s Easter! Which means hot cross buns, loads of chocolate, too much cardboard in the recycling, and seeing lots of lovely family. Aren’t they a fab bunch? If, indeed, you do think they’re fab and not simply driving you up the wall, imagine doing this battle of the families quiz, hosted by Mel Giedroyc. Nice.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Film Live Academy 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings his unique style of tricks to the streets. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux Unclassifiable comedy hi-jinks. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Soundcheck 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 The Unexplained 2.00 Beyond The Grave 2.30 Beyond The Grave 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bored Gamers Redux

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 David Suchet In The Footsteps Of St Peter 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.25 South East Today 1.30 The Edge 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 3.45 Flog It! 4.45 Spring’s Supermarket Secrets 5.45 Pointless 6.30 BBC News At Six 6.45 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 8.00 EastEnders It’s Good Friday in Walford. Jane and Ian do their best to remember Lucy but continue to be pressured by Cindy. Kat resorts to drastic measures. 8.30 MasterChef Cookery competition. It is the fourth quarterfinal of the series and the four talented heat winners have no time to rest on their laurels as they continue to fight for their place in the competition. 9.00 Eurovision’s Greatest Hits See highlights. 10.30 BBC News At Ten 10.50 South East Today 11.00 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 11.30 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents drama from all three divisions of the Football League. 12.50am EastEnders 2.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.50 BBC News

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6.00am Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.30 FILM: City Beneath The Sea (1970) 8.00 The Gospel According To John 9.00 Wanted Down Under 10.00 FILM: Easter Parade (1948) 11.40 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 12.10pm Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 12.40 FILM: The Game Plan (2007) 2.25 Wogan - The Best Of 3.10 Are You Being Served? 3.40 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.10 Hi-De-Hi! 5.00 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Portillo’s State Secrets Mr Portillo unearths previously classified documents from Britain’s past. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 The Fixer Revisits Alex Polizzi sets out to wage a one woman campaign to save Britain’s family businesses. 8.00 An Island Parish Chronicle of life in an island parish. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Springwatch At Easter Springwatch returns for an Easter Special, showcasing the best of British wildlife just as the countryside is bursting into colour and life. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports magazine chat show presented by award-winning broadcaster Clare Balding, featuring interviews with the major names of sport. 10.30 Goodness Gracious Me: Reunion Special Sanjeev Bhaskar, Kulvinder Ghir, Meera Syal and Nina Wadia reunite for a one-off special of the ground-breaking sketch show. 11.00 Harry And Paul’s Story Of The Twos As part of the 50th anniversary of BBC Two, Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse present their own unique biography of BBC Two. 12.00am FILM: Anita And Me (2002) 1.30 Sign Zone: Question Time 2.30 Sign Zone: Nelson In His Own Words

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6.00am Dino Dan 6.10 Dino Dan 6.25 Nerds & Monsters 6.45 Sooty 7.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 FILM: Columbo: Swan Song (1974) 12.30pm O’Brien 1.25 ITV News & Weather 1.40 All Star Family Fortunes 2.25 Judge Rinder 3.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.30 Tipping Point 5.30 The Chase 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.40 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Val tries to put things right with Darren. Laurel gives Rhona cause for concern. 7.30 Coronation Street Faye delivers a bombshell to Anna. Furious David warns Sarah to stay away from Callum. Has Carla got herself a deal? 8.00 Barging Round Britain With John Sergeant Series in which John Sergeant sets off on a rich and colourful voyage along the eight best canal journeys Britain has to offer, exploring their extraordinary stories as he goes. John barges into Birmingham - a city with more canals than Venice 8.30 Coronation Street Faye’s labour is quite the ordeal for all concerned. Sarah flirts with danger. Who will give Carla technical assistance? 9.00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.15 FILM: A Fish Called Wanda (1988) Starring John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin, Maria Aitken, Tom Georgeson, Patricia Hayes. Offbeat black comedy in which a con artist uses her female charms to steal a stash of jewels from her gangster boyfriend. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. As Jason comes to Cindy’s rescue, Darren has suspicions about the culprit. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Shaunagh Connaire and director Hugo Ward visit Texas to meet some of America’s youngest cowboys, children participating in what has been described as the most dangerous organised sport on the planet. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. US science-fiction drama. Coulson and the team help Lady Sif, who lost her memory after a fight with a mysterious warrior. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan is joined by surreal comedian Noel Fielding and football star and author Frank Lampard. 11.05 Troy Observational documentary series following Troy. 12.10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.35 FILM: Jackie Brown (1997) 3.05 Fargo 4.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.50 SuperScrimpers 4.55 Secret Location 5.50 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 The Hotel Inspector 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Home And Away 1.15 Neighbours 1.50 FILM: The Alamo (1960) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sasha pushes Matt to explain why he is not pleased to see her. 6.30 Party Election Broadcast By The Scottish National Party 6.35 D-Day’s Sunken Secrets Documentary film following a team of experts as they scour the sea bed off the coast of Normandy. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles First of a six-part documentary series exploring the history and legends of the great fortresses that were once at the core of British power structures. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Spin-off naval crime drama series. An officer in the marines is murdered after being contracted out to a high-tech project developer to work on a classified military assignment. 10.00 NCIS US naval crime drama series. When a navy sergeant is killed in a suit store, initially the death looks like just a mistake in a string of robberies. Tony and Tim suspect, however, that the man may have been targeted. 10.55 FILM: Valkyrie (2008) Starring Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson. Historical drama based on true events. 11.50 Access Showbiz news. 1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 War Hero In My Family 4.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Legend Of The Boneknapper Dragon 7.15 Madly Madagascar 7.35 FILM: Kung Fu Panda: Secrets Of The Furious Five (2008) 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Bad Education (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy

7.00pm Messiah At The Foundling Hospital 8.00 Darcey’s Ballerina Heroines 9.00 Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender - Director’s Cut 10.25 Queen: The Legendary 1975 Concert 11.15 Mr Blue Sky: The Story Of Jeff Lynne And ELO 12.15am Jeff Lynne’s ELO At Hyde Park 1.35 Freddie Mercury

9.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 12.40pm Emmerdale 1.45 Mr Bean (x2) 2.55 FILM: Cats And Dogs (2001) 4.40 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 6.35 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 9.00 FILM: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Crazy Beaches 1.15 Totally Bonkers

11.40am FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966) 1.35pm FILM: Carry On Again, Doctor (1969) 3.25 FILM: Carry On Matron (1972) 5.15 FILM: Carry On Henry (1971) 7.05 FILM: Carry On Jack (1963) 9.00 Carry On Forever 10.00 FILM: Carry On Cruising (1962) 11.50 FILM: Till Death Us Do Part (1968) 1.55am Judge Judy

10.00am Charmed (x2) 12.00pm Hollyoaks 12.30 Rules Of Engagement 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x10) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Easy A (2010) 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.55 Rude Tube 2012 1.00am 2 Broke Girls

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Along Came A Spider (2001) 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) 1.15pm Hocus Pocus (1993) 3.10 Freaky Friday (1977) 5.10 The Simpsons Movie (2007) 6.55 Big Miracle (2012) 9.00 Fast And Furious 5 (2011) 11.35 Last Exorcism: God Asks. The Devil Commands (2013) 1.20am Spirited Away (2001) 3.50 Close

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SATURDAY 4 The Voice UK BBC1, 7pm After weeks and months of training, mentoring and more than a spot of personal growth, the Grand Final is here with Sir Tom Jones, Rita Ora, will.i.am and Ricky Wilson gripping the arms of their magic twirly chairs with the palpable tension and excitement. Who will win? Who will sing themselves to success? Find out.

End Of The World Night Channel 4, 9pm There’s been a pre-apocalypse vibe going on for a bit. We’ve all had it – from Cold War nuclear fear to seeing the devastating images of natural disasters on your telly in recent years. This documentary sees the world’s foremost academics evaluate the many threats to our civilisation, including the ones in movies.

Terry Pratchett’s The Colour Of Magic Sky1, 4.30pm Remind yourself of the sparkle and majesty of the imagination of the late Terry Pratchett’s imagination, with this dramatisation of his first novel from the Discworld series. From cowardly wizards to fierce multilegged travelling companions, it’s a fabulous adventure.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Drop The Puck 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Land Rovers Live 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine

6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Magic’d See highlights. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 FilmFest On TV 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Mary Berry Cooks 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Homes Under The Hammer 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.15 FILM: Rise Of The Guardians (2012)

6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 The Voice UK See highlights. 9.10 Casualty Connie continues to fight for her friend who has MND. A man tries to protect himself from his past, while a young woman brings trouble with her dangerous lie. 10.00 National Lottery Saturday Night Draws The Thunderball, Dream Number and Lotto draws, live from Lottery HQ. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the day’s seven Premier League matches. In the lunchtime kick-off, Arsenal host Liverpool in a huge clash in the race for the Champions League places. Elsewhere, Everton play Southampton, Leicester take on Southampton, Man Utd face Aston Villa, Swansea host Hull, and West Brom welcome QPR. 11.55 FILM: Surrogates (2009) Starring Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike, Boris Kodjoe, James Francis Ginty. Sci-fi thriller. People are living their lives remotely from the safety of their own homes via robotic surrogates. When the first murder in years jolts this utopia, FBI agent Greer discovers a vast conspiracy behind the surrogate phenomenon. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

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6.05am Animal Park 7.05 The Football League Show 8.25 FILM: The Sword In The Stone (1963) 9.40 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 10.10 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 10.40 Fred Dibnah’s Magnificent Monuments 11.10 The Nature Of Britain 12.00pm A Taste Of Britain 12.30 Michel Roux’s Service 1.30 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 1.35 Hollywood’s Great Directors: Talking Pictures 2.20 FILM: Wuthering Heights (1939) 4.00 Kew On A Plate 5.00 Gardeners’ World 5.30 Easter From King’s 6.45 FILM: The Young Victoria (2009) Starring Emily Blunt, Rupert Friend, Paul Bettany. Period drama from Downton Abbey writer Julian Fellowes. After a confined and controlled childhood, Princess Victoria faces a fight just to become queen. 8.25 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring is given a staff car which breaks down when Pike and his girlfriend borrow it. 9.00 Monteverdi In Mantua - The Genius Of The Vespers Simon Russell-Beale travels to Italy to explore the story of the notorious Duke of Mantua and his longsuffering court composer, Claudio Monteverdi, during the turbulent times of the late Italian Renaissance. 10.00 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.45 Rik Mayall: Lord Of Misrule A tribute to comedian Rik Mayall, whose blend of rocket-fuelled physical comedy, surrealism, subversive satire and pompous punk wit left a body of work that spanned four decades. 11.45 FILM: A Beautiful Mind (2001) Starring Russell Crowe, Ed Harris, Jennifer Connelly. Oscarwinning drama based on the true story of prominent mathematician John Forbes Nash Jr,. 1.55am FILM: Revenge Of The Bridesmaids (2010)

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x2) 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 12.30pm ITV News 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 FILM: The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery (1966) 3.30 Off Their Rockers 4.00 Big Star’s Little Star 5.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed Harry Hill, denizen of disasters and sultan of surrealism rules over viewers funny home videos. In today’s show, an SUV gives birth to a pensioner. 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 8.30 You’re Back In The Room Phillip Schofield is joined by world renowned hypnotist Keith Barry in the game show where five strangers team up to win a potential 25,000 pounds by completing incredibly simple challenges. The only thing standing between them and the cash is their own minds, because they have all been hypnotised. Tonight’s show includes special guests Diversity. 9.35 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes award-winning actor and director Ethan Hawke, adventurer Bear Grylls, sports broadcaster Clare Balding and the princess of pop, Kylie Minogue. Live music comes from James Bay. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.50 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) Starring Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Russell Brand, Mila Kunis, Bill Hader and Liz Cackowski. Romantic comedy. 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 The King Of Queens 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.35 Frasier 11.05 Frasier 11.35 The Big Bang Theory 12.05pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 5.15 The Simpsons 5.45 The Simpsons 6.10 The Simpsons 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Lakes: Walking Through History Documentary. Tony Robinson embarks on more spectacular walks in the the Lake District, investigating some of Britain’s most historic landscapes in search of the richest stories from our past. 8.00 World’s Weirdest Weather Programme about strange weather events around the globe presented by weatherman Alex Beresford. Using a combination of footage from smartphones and cameras, personal testimonies, experiments and demos, he examines some of the planet’s most bizarre weather phenomena, and the science that makes them happen. Featured weather events include a flash flood in New Zealand that washes a dozen eels into a suburban street. 9.00 End Of The World Night See highlights. 10.35 FILM: Knowing (2009) Starring Nicolas Cage, Chandler Canterbury, Rose Byrne, Lara Robinson, DG Maloney, Nadia Townsend. Supernatural thriller about an astrophysicist who must prevent a series of major disasters, which he believes has been predicted, from happening. 12.55am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.50 FILM: The French Connection II (1975) 3.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus

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6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 9.55 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10.10 The Mr. Men Show 10.25 Milkshake! Bop Box 10.30 SpongeBob SquarePants 11.05 Access 11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.05pm Ice Road Truckers 1.00 Ice Road Truckers 2.05 FILM: The Devil’s Brigade (1968) 4.30 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 5.30 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 6.20 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away: Final Demand Documentary series. This special episode features two chilling examples of how lifechanging debt can affect anyone. 7.15 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. 8.00 5 News Weekend 8.05 NCIS Drama series. Gibbs and his team investigate the killing of an unidentified lieutenant. 9.00 NCIS: The Port-to-Port Killer US crime drama series. Vance creates a task force to catch a serial killer who murders service personnel after they land in ports. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. When the crew examine the body of a suspected hit and run victim, the lack of skid marks and the unusual impact angle leads them to think that this could be a body dump, or even a suicide. 10.55 FILM: Educating Rita (1983) Starring Michael Caine, Julie Walters, Michael Williams, Maureen Lipman. Comedy drama about a hairdresser who dreams of using education to rise above her drab urban existence. 1.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Grand Theft Auto: UK 4.00 Nanna Love: 50 Shades Of Granny 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 Driving School Of Mum And Dad 1.30 Modern Family (x6) 4.30 Terry Pratchett’s The Colour Of Magic. See highlights. 6.30 Disney’s Easter Egg Hunt 7.00 The Simpsons (x3) 8.30 FILM: The Goonies (1985) 10.45 Hawaii Five-0 11.45 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.45am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 8.00 Top Gear 9.10 FILM: Pretty Woman (1990) 11.05 Family Guy (x4) 12.35am Killer Magic 1.05 Him & Her: The Wedding (x5) 3.30 Great TV Mistakes

7.00pm Chemistry: A Volatile History 8.00 Wild China 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.40 Definitely Dusty 11.40 Dusty Springfield At The BBC 12.40am Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.15 Disco At The BBC 2.15 Wild China 3.15 Sounds Of The 70s 2

2.25pm FILM: Beethoven’s 2nd (1993) 4.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 4.30 Mr Bean (x2) 5.40 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 7.30 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 10.00 Celebrity Juice: Easter Special 10.50 Ibiza Weekender 11.50 FILM: Death Race (2008) 1.55am Hell’s Kitchen

1.10pm FILM: Carry On Cowboy (1965) 3.10 FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966) 5.05 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) 7.05 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1965) 9.00 Carry On Forever 10.00 FILM: Carry On Camping (1969) 11.50 FILM: Ten Little Indians (1974) 1.50am On The Buses 2.15 Nightscreen

9.30am Taking New York 10.35 Troy 11.25 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 11.30 Melissa And Joey (x2) 12.30pm Baby Daddy (x2) 1.30 How I Met Your Mother (x5) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x10) 9.00 FILM: Rush Hour 3 (2007) 10.50 Rude Tube 11.50 Troy 12.55am The 100 1.50 2 Broke Girls 2.20 How I Met Your Mother

11.50am FILM: Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (2009) 1.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 Great Canal Journeys 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am The Lost World (1960) 1.00pm My Neighbour Totoro (1988) 2.50 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 4.40 Inkheart (2008) 6.50 Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 9.00 Friends With Benefits (2011) 11.10 Vehicle 19 (2013) 12.50am The Omen (1976) 3.15 Close

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EASTER SUNDAY FILM: The Muppets BBC1, 1.15pm It hadn’t been time to play the music, light the lights, or get things started for quite a while before this gem came along in 2011, with an Oscar-winning score of new songs (who doesn’t know A Muppet Of A Man?) and a cornucopia of celebrity cameos. Gather the family for this Easter smasheroony.

Louis Theroux: Transgender Kids BBC2, 9pm Louis Theroux is in San Francisco, where a group of medical pioneers are helping children who have been born into a body of the wrong gender. With kids as young as three being diagnosed with gender dysphoria, Louis talks to parents who must choose how to help their kids.

Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender – Director’s Cut BBC4, 11pm Rhys Thomas’ full-length profile of one of British rock’s greatest frontmen. From the flamboyance of his stage persona to the shyness off stage, the incredible body of work he delivered as a part of Queen and his solo projects and collaborations – it’s all here. Including rare interviews.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Land Rovers Live 12.00pm Brighton HiLights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 Northern Cuisine 4.30 In The Pot 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Life Stories In Life Stories we meet people with amazing stories to tell – about their lives. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events and why they love them. The fans’ story. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 FilmFest on TV 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Life Stories 5.30 Love That Car

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6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 David Suchet - In The Footsteps Of St Peter 10.00 Live Easter Sunday - From Manchester Cathedral 11.00 Urbi Et Orbi 2015 11.25 Bargain Hunt 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 FILM: The Muppets (2011) . See highlights. 2.55 Escape To The Country 3.55 The Truth About Fat 4.55 Songs Of Praise 5.30 BBC News 5.50 South East Today 6.00 Countryfile Matt Baker and Ellie Harrison are in the Brecklands of Norfolk. 7.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow visits Belton House in Lincolnshire. Fiona Bruce welcomes visitors to Belton House and casts an admiring glance at the family silver before the specialists start spotting treasures. 8.00 Michael McIntyre’s Easter Night At The Coliseum In this Easter special, Michael is joined by a line-up of fellow comedians, singing superstars and speciality acts. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s. Demelza gives birth and resolves to help Verity reconcile with Captain Blamey. Ross welcomes old friend Dr Dwight Enys to Cornwall, and Francis’ persistent gambling threatens all he holds dear. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the day’s two Premier League fixtures. 11.30 FILM: Son Of Rambow (2007) Starring Bill Milner, Will Poulter, Jessica Hynes, Ed Westwick. Comedy set in 1980s England. Two young boys from very different backgrounds, inspired by viewing action movie First Blood, join forces to make a thrilling film of their own. 1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

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6.05am Gardeners’ World 6.35 Countryfile 7.35 Beechgrove Garden 8.05 The Gospel Of John 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.30 Back In Time For Dinner 11.30 Michel Roux’s Service 12.30pm Michel Roux’s Service 1.30 FILM: King Of Kings (1961) 4.05 Flog It! 4.50 FILM: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010)

6.35 Pompidou 7.00 Springwatch At Easter Springwatch returns for an Easter Special, showcasing the best of British wildlife just as the countryside is bursting into colour and life. With the breeding season getting underway, presenters Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan hope for Easter eggs at the mainland’s largest seabird colony. Martin HughesGames is in Suffolk with seasonal news from the current home of Springwatch 9.00 Louis Theroux: Transgender Kids See highlights. 10.00 Bluestone 42 Comedy drama following a bomb disposal unit in Afghanistan. The team suffer a Taliban attack on base, which distracts Ellen and Bird from their bickering and Towerblock from a difficult phone call to his wife. 10.30 Jack Dee - So What Deadpan humour from the comic. 11.30 FILM: Invincible (2006) Starring Turron Kofi Alleyne, Cosmo DeMatteo, Mark Wahlberg, Greg Kinnear, Elizabeth Banks. Drama based on the true story of Vince Papale, a down-on-his-luck part-time bartender from Philadelphia who overcame long odds to play for the NFL’s Philadelphia Eagles in 1976. 1.10am FILM: Hooper (1978) 2.45 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.40 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x2) 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 The Aquabats! Super Show! 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 12.35pm ITV News 12.45 Murder, She Wrote 1.40 River Monsters 2.10 FILM: Agent Cody Banks (2002) 4.05 Reggie & Thunderbirds: No Strings Attached 5.05 Catchphrase 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.10 ITV News; Weather 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts another celebrity edition of the hit quiz show. 7.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras. 8.00 Vera Crime drama series. DCI Vera Stanhope investigates the death of a young woman in a suspicious fire that rips through a coastal holiday park. Three cabins are destroyed and the body of a woman is found inside. Park owner Jim Viner returns with his daughter Claire from a weekend away and suspects that the body is his sister Deena but cannot explain why she was there and not at the family home. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the final of the series in which a group of celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. Now there are only three celebrities left. 11.20 The Nation’s Favourite 70s Number One The series turns its spotlight on that most magical era in musical history, the 1970s, when pop was at its most glamorous. 12.40am The Store 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.05am How I Met Your Mother 6.30 How I Met Your Mother 6.55 How I Met Your Mother 7.15 How I Met Your Mother 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 FILM: Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992) 4.40 FILM: Hop (2011) 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Three In A Bed Series in which bed-and-breakfast owners compete to have their establishments crowned the best value for money. 8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. The pair explore Scotland’s Forth and Clyde Canal and Union Canal in a coast to coast adventure which starts in Edinburgh and concludes in Glasgow. 9.00 Indian Summers Drama series following the decline of the British Empire and the birth of modern India. The British community turn out in force for the murder trial. Ian is wracked with guilt about Ramu’s arrest and prepares to act as his alibi. Sooni takes advantage of the trial to gain some much-needed legal experience. Leena is torn apart in the witness box causing Dougie to publically support her. 10.05 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 11.10 FILM: The Angels’ Share (2012) Starring Paul Brannigan, John Henshaw, Gary Maitland. Scottish comedy drama. 1.00am FILM: Qissa (2013) 2.50 Come Dine With Me (x5) 5.05 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.30 The Common Denominator

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6.00am Peppa Pig 6.05 Angelina Ballerina 6.20 Pip Ahoy! 6.30 The Mr. Men Show 6.40 Chloe’s Closet 6.55 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.00 Make Way For Noddy 7.15 Paw Patrol 7.25 Little Princess 7.40 Wanda And The Alien 7.55 Zack And Quack 8.15 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.30 Jelly Jamm 8.45 LazyTown 9.15 Dora And Friends 9.45 Thomas & Friends: Tale Of The Brave 10.55 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards 2015 12.05pm FILM: Patch Adams (1998) 2.20 FILM: Baby Boom (1987) 4.25 FILM: Fairy Tale: A True Story (1997) 6.15 5 News Weekend 6.20 FILM: Kelly’s Heroes (1970) Starring Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles, Donald Sutherland, Carroll O’Connor, Harry Dean Stanton. World War II adventure about an American soldier who captures a German officer and discovers that his prisoner knows the whereabouts of $16million in Nazi gold. 9.00 FILM: Hummingbird (2013) Starring Jason Statham, Agata Buzek, Vicky McClure, Benedict Wong, Ger Ryan, Youssef Kerkour. Action thriller. Reeling from a traumatic tour of duty in Afghanistan, Joey, a former special forces soldier, returns to London to face another kind of war: life on the streets as a damaged, homeless veteran. In an attempt to rehabilitate himself, Joey assumes another man’s identity and seeks the aid of Sister Cristina, a young nun who works at an inner-city parish. But Joey’s expert training as a soldier marks him as a valuable asset, and he soon finds himself caught in the dark web of London’s criminal underworld. 11.10 FILM: Blitz (2011) Starring Jason Statham, Paddy Considine, Aidan Gillen, David Morrissey. Crime thriller set in London. 1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 The Gadget Show 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x2) 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm The Voice UK 9.15 FILM: Transsiberian (2008) 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Killer Magic 12.15am American Dad! 12.35 Family Guy 12.55 Bluestone 42 1.25 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 2.20 Beaten By My Boyfriend 3.20 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 3.30 Killer Magic

7.00pm Arena 8.00 Shakespeare’s Mother: The Secret Life Of A Tudor Woman 9.00 Lost Cities Of The Ancients 10.00 The Truth About Meteors 11.00 Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender - Director’s Cut. See highlights. 12.25am Queen: The Legendary 1975 Concert 1.15 Mr Blue Sky: The Story Of Jeff Lynne

12.45pm Scorpion 1.35 You’ve Been Framed! 2.05 Mr Bean (x2) 3.15 FILM: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 5.35 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 7.10 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 9.00 FILM: Skyfall (2012) 11.55 FILM: Harold And Kumar Get The Munchies (2004) 1.40am Mom (x2) 2.20 Teleshopping

1.35pm FILM: Carry On At Your Convenience (1971) 3.25 FILM: Carry On Loving (1970) 5.15 FILM: Carry On Matron (1972) 7.05 FILM: Carry On Up The Jungle (1970) 9.00 Carry On Forever 10.00 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 11.50 FILM: Steptoe And Son Ride Again (1973) 1.50am Wycliffe 2.45 On The Buses

1.00pm FILM: The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) 2.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 3.00 The Frozen Phenomenon 4.00 Come Dine With Me: Made In Chelsea Special 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 FILM: My Sister’s Keeper (2009) 10.10 The Inbetweeners (x4) 12.25am Channel 4’s Comedy Gala

9.45am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.45 Great Canal Journeys 11.50 The 100 Greatest Musicals 2.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Restoration Man 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am The Restoration Man

11.00am Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971) 1.00pm Ponyo (2008) 3.10 Clueless (1995) 5.05 The Iron Giant (1999) 6.45 The Eagle (2011) 9.00 Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) 11.25 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 1.35am Damien: Omen II (1978) 3.50 Close

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EASTER MONDAY Wallace And Gromit: A Matter Of Loaf And Death BBC1, 7.30pm It’s not a proper bank holiday without a spot of Aardman animation. The inventor and smarter-sidekick-dog have opened up a bakery, and Wallace is in seventh heaven as he’s smitten with a new lady in his life. Gromit is more concerned with the assassin targeting bakers.

Code Of A Killer ITV1, 9pm A great new two-part drama telling the true story of how a detective and a scientist put their noggins together to create one of the most revolutionary advances in modern criminal investigation. That’d be the unique DNA fingerprint of each and every one of us. Nail-biting stuff as it is used for the very first time.

Made In Chelsea Does Come Dine With Me E4, 10pm These Skinny Minnies and Slender Glendas do eat, despite what you may think – and here’s the proof. The Made In Chelsea gang turn away from silver service and offer home prepared meals and dazzling entertainment to each other over a series of evenings. Drama for pud, natch.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders (x2) 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 In The Pot 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 Soundcheck 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Weekly entertainment show focusing on all things Adur & Worthing. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle continues his culinary tour of great food destinations in the north-east. He visits Alnwick and the Outcook Cookery School, making a rustic game pie with brown ale chutney. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 Neighbourhood Blues 9.45 Homes Under The Hammer 10.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.30 Fake Britain 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.25 South East Today 1.30 The Edge 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.15 Home Away From Home 4.00 Flog It! 4.45 Super Cute Animals 5.45 Pointless 6.30 BBC News At Six 6.50 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Wallace And Gromit: A Matter Of Loaf And Death See highlights. 8.00 EastEnders Buster is back in Albert Square and has a surprising proposition for Shirley. Kat recovers with the help of Stacey and Alfie following the previous week’s events. 8.30 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next masterchef. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.20 South East Today 10.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. The sometimes controversial Frankie Boyle introduces sets from Simon Evans and Aisling Bea. 11.45 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents drama from all three divisions of the Football League. 1.05am FILM: Far From Home (1989) 2.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.35 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 FILM: Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron (2002) 8.15 The Gospel Of John 9.00 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 9.30 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 10.00 FILM: Splash (1984) 11.40 FILM: Gypsy (1962) 2.00pm Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 2.45 A Taste Of Britain 3.15 A Taste Of Britain 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.30 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.30 Food & Drink Chef and pub landlord Tom Kerridge plays host to some of the best cooks in a series highlighting all that is excellent in food and drink. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Morecambe & Wise: Song And Dance Penelope Keith throws a spotlight on Eric and Ernie’s passion for music with a waltz through the archives. 9.30 Kew On A Plate Gardening and cooking show. With winter setting in, Raymond learns how brassicas cope in the frost, while Kate discovers the secret to the survival of our winter greens. 10.30 FILM: The Wedding Video (2012) Starring Rufus Hound, Lucy Punch, Robert Webb, Miriam Margolyes. Comedy. Tim and Saskia are in the midst of planning their wedding, and Tim’s best man and brother Raif has come up with the perfect gift: to document the whole thing on video. 12.00am Louis Theroux: Transgender Kids 1.00 Sign Zone: Back In Time For Dinner 2.00 Sign Zone: The Big Painting Challenge

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6.00am Dino Dan 6.10 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.25 Nerds & Monsters 6.45 Sooty 7.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 FILM: Columbo: Troubled Waters (1975) 12.30pm O’Brien 1.25 ITV News & Weather 1.40 All Star Family Fortunes 2.25 Judge Rinder 3.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.30 Tipping Point 5.30 The Chase 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona is determined to get answers. 7.30 Coronation Street Volatile Owen demands a confession. Todd is amused by Bethany’s antics. Nervous Eileen meets her internet date. 8.00 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland, uncovering more hidden gems of one of the most beautiful parts of England. 8.30 Coronation Street Faye confides in Anna who the father is. Jason and Sarah play Bethany at her own game. 9.00 Code Of A Killer See highlights. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes award-winning actor and director Ethan Hawke, adventurer Bear Grylls, sports broadcaster Clare Balding and the princess of pop, Kylie Minogue. Live music comes from James Bay. 11.50 The Goodwood Members Meeting 2015 Amanda Stretton presents an exclusive trip to Goodwood’s latest event - the 73rd Members Meeting. 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.50 The Simpsons 11.20 The Simpsons 11.50 The Simpsons 12.25pm FILM: The Dark Crystal (1982) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Theresa makes a shocking discovery while doing a good turn. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 Party Election Broadcast 7.30 The Secret Life Of Four-YearOlds Observational documentary. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Istanbul Travel series in which comedian, actor and writer Richard Ayoade spends two days in cities around the world. Richard is joined by comedian Adam Hills on a whirlwind weekend in Istanbul. 9.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Grand National Special edition of the reality series following Gypsies and Irish Travellers as they prepare for the most amazing trips of their lives. 10.00 Raised By Wolves Comedy series. Disturbed by their lack of social skills, Della forces the kids to attend their sad uncle Natie’s birthday party. 10.30 How To Be A Young Billionaire This documentary meets three young British entrepreneurs seeking their fortunes in San Francisco’s multi-billion-dollar technology gold rush. 11.35 First Dates Dating series. 12.30am 24 Hours In A&E 1.30 The Secret Millionaire 2.25 The Fairy Jobmother USA 3.15 Hugh’s Three Hungry Boys 4.10 Secret Location 5.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.35pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Home And Away 1.15 Neighbours 1.45 Neighbours 30th: The Stars Reunite 3.10 FILM: William & Kate (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax’s lawyers hopes that they can beat his murder charge by discrediting Sam as a witness. 6.30 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of Plaid Cymru 6.35 Car Crash TV Clip show featuring outrageous driving and road mishaps captured by dashboard cameras around the world. 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. 8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. 9.00 Gotham Action-packed drama series. In this episode, as Dr Crane continues his murderous rampage to create his antidote for fear, Falcone and Maroni come to an agreement to save the Penguin’s feathers, Fish Mooney stands up for herself and young Bruce takes a tumble. 10.00 Person Of Interest Actionpacked crime drama series. The team set a honey trap to catch a chameleon stalker. 11.00 FILM: Blade: Trinity (2004) Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel, Dominic Purcell and Ryan Reynolds. Final chapter of the action adventure. 1.05am SuperCasino 3.10 The Classic Car Show 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Driving School Of Mum And Dad 9.00 Moone Boy 9.45 Chris O’Dowd’s Little Cracker 10.00 Disney’s Easter Egg Hunt 10.30 Arrow 11.30 Critical 12.30am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Kung Fu Panda: Secrets Of The Masters 7.20 FILM: Book Of Dragons (2011) 7.40 FILM: Dragons: Gift Of The Night Fury (2011) 8.00 First Flight 8.10 FILM: Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) 10.00 Bluestone 42 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy

7.00pm Great Continental Railway Journeys (2) 8.00 Bombay Railway (x2) 10.00 FILM: The Titfield Thunderbolt (1953) 11.20 The Nation’s Railway: The Golden Age Of British Rail Timeshift 12.20am Bombay Railway (x2) 2.25 The Nation’s Railway: The Golden Age Of British Rail Timeshift

1.50pm FILM: Cats And Dogs (2001) 3.35 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 6.00 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Amanda’s Top Ten Moments 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 11.10 Celebrity Juice: Easter Special 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am The Vampire Diaries

11.20am FILM: Carry On Camping (1969) 1.05pm FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) 3.05 FILM: Carry On Up The Jungle (1970) 5.00 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1965) 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Cracker

12.00pm Hollyoaks 12.30 The Frozen Phenomenon 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (x11) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Made In Chelsea Does Come Dine With Me. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

10.00am Four In A Bed (x5) 12.45pm FILM: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) 2.35 The 100 Greatest Musicals 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am The Wind Rises (2013) 1.30pm Spy Kids: All The Time In The World In 4D (2011) 3.10 Horton Hears A Who (2008) 4.50 The Golden Compass (2007) 7.00 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 9.00 Avatar (2009) 12.10am The Number 23 (2007) 2.05 From Up On Poppy Hill (2011) 4.00 Close