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he sun may be teasing us from behind a tremulous blanket of cloud, but rest assured, sunny times are on their way. And we’ve a veritable picnic of goodies for you to look forward to, as always. Find yourself pinching the pennies as the end of the financial year and the dreaded tax bills (eep, I said it out loud) approach? Well, never fear ... fun does not need to break the bank. Heralding the arrival of affordable comedy, Victoria Nangle tells you how to see your favourite funnies for only the price of a pint. Everyone’s favourite tangerine-tinted celebrity fella Peter Andre is shining his goodietwo-shoes in the name of animal welfare this week, as he takes part in a re-homing project for the RSPCA. Read more on page 4 – good old Pete. Andrew Kay revisits a powerful look from the heady days of youth, Jessica Kellgren-

Hayes is going back to the classics for this week’s film review, and we’re also giving you the chance to win an all-access pass to The Old Market for Brighton Fringe. And now for an announcement of my very own – this is my last week as Editor of Latest magazine! I’m moving on, to pastures whiskery ... I’m off to work for Cats Protection! As a long-standing champion of all things cat, I’m excited to join a charity who do such excellent work for feline welfare, but I am, of course, sorry to be leaving my colleagues at Latest Towers. It has been an excellent year, and whilst I’m paw-sitive (sorry) the Latest team will miss me tremendously, I wish them fun, frolicks and all the very best for the future. Thank you all, and farewell ... Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

> 7 – 13 APRIL 2015 04 Celeb City Peter Andre’s worthy venture; Adele’s good news; David Walliams’ divorce proceedings 05 Kay Town A picture paints a thousand words ... 05 Competitions Win an all-access pass to The Old Market for Brighton Fringe 06 Theatre Royal A hysterical production of The Producers comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton 07 Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Brighton & Hove Buses share their top destinations 08 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 08 Brighton Writes Jessica Kellgren-Hayes on this week’s classic film review 09 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 12 Reviews What’s happening, and what we think of it! 13 TV Listings TV listings for the next seven days

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t’s been a while since we heard from him, so fans of the Aussie crooner and reality TV landmark will be delighted to hear that Peter Andre will be popping up in new ITV show Give A Pet A Home, which will be screened this month. Pete will join celebrity animal lovers Chris Kamara, Coleen Nolan, Kimberly Wyatt, Denise Lewis OBE and fellow Sussex resident Julian Clary on the show, and will be tasked with finding new homes for mistreated and abandoned animals from the Newbrook Farm Animal Centre in Birmingham. Celebs will earn their stripes during an initial intensive training period with the RSPCA before going on to champion one pet for adoption by the show’s audience. Viewers will be able to apply to adopt the featured pets via the itv.com website and successful applicants will be featured on the following week’s show. Give A Pet A Home host Amanda Holden said; “I’m so delighted to be hosting this new series that will look into the amazing work the RSPCA do, and hopefully we’ll be able to find some much needed new homes for the pets featured on the show. I am just going to have to stop myself from taking them all home with me!” The RSPCA added; "The RSPCA rescues and rehabilitates thousands of animals every year, so it’s fantastic to be joining forces with ITV and a team of Celebrity Volunteers to help give even more animals a chance to find their perfect, forever homes. I'm sure the Celebrities and ITV viewers will have their heartstrings pulled as we see the stories of some of the amazing animals in the RSPCA's care."

ad news reaches us this week that Lara Stone is to serve divorce papers on David Walliams. The Little Britain star is said to be throwing himself into work in an effort to cope with the strain of separation and is currently in discussions with the BBC to turn two of his bestselling children’s books into TV gold for our viewing pleasure this coming Christmas, and for the 2016 festive season. If you loved Gangsta Granny (which starred Miranda Hart and Robbie Williams) and The Boy in the Dress (where we glimpsed Kate Moss on screen) you’ll be delighted to hear that Walliams’ Billionaire Boy will screen this year, with Awful Auntie hitting screens next. Commenting on his TV adaptations, the Britain’s Got Talent judge said; "It's great seeing them on screen because you feel like a magician – something in your head becomes this real, physical thing … I don't know who's going to be in Billionaire Boy yet but there are a few good parts. And I'm sure I will pop up somewhere."

eanwhile, next door, David Walliams’ neighbour, multiplatinum selling and Grammy / Oscar / BRIT /everything winner Adele has had some good news. Her 2011 album, 21, has been named as the bestselling UK album of the millennium. 21 hit the top spot in over 30 countries, selling over 11 million copies worldwide and almost five million in the UK.

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nyone who sees me on Facebook will no doubt have seen that I have a new profile pic. Well not new exactly new but rather old, at least 35 years old. I received a request from an old friend, someone who I had not seen for years and years, and after chatting for a while he said that he had a picture of me from back then and that he would send it. I was fascinated as back then we did not have digital cameras and certainly not phones with cameras built in. A photograph back then took effort, it took work and unlike today, where we snap away like loons, a photograph was something special. After a short while the picture arrived and to say that it was special would be seriously

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A picture paints a thousand words ... understating the facts. I thought it might have been a snapshot, me at a party or at a launch event from my book publishing days. Far from it, this was a studio shot that had taken time to do, a time that I remember well. The friend said that he was embarrassed at not being able to remember the name of the photographer who had given him the picture. It took me a few moments’ reflection to place it but I knew it would come to me and after a few minutes it did. The picture was taken by my friend Tony, and sadly Tony was taken by AIDS, many years back when there was no medication that would keep him alive. Tony was a fun friend, a hairdresser by day and a very good photographer in his spare time. I remember his poignant portraits of his mother, images that captured a sadness as well as a serenity. I'm not sure that these are qualities that he captured in me. What he did capture though was a mood of the time – and the fact that I was a lot thinner back then. We did the pictures at his home in Brixton and he asked me to

A photograph back then took effort, it took work and unlike today, where we snap away like loons, a photograph was something special bring along a selection of my favourite clothes. Well I'm not a conventional dresser now and back then I was even more outré. Tony selected the flouncy shirt with huge sleeves and frilled cuffs and a lace edged jabot. They were amongst my favourites and you might think that I wore them for parties and clubbing. In fact I wore them to work, and one day, cycling over Lambeth Bridge, I was spotted by a German coach full of youngsters who caused the

vehicle to lurch across two lanes as they all piled to one side to view the spectacle of me caught by the wind and looking like a huge frilled jelly fish riding a racing bike. Happy days. Anyway, thank you David for sharing this with me and bringing back both happy and sad memories, and thank you Tony for capturing that time so well.

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HYSTERICAL The multi-talented Jason Manford and Phill Jupitus star in high-octane musical The Producers, at the Theatre Royal Brighton

he hilarious, high energy musical comedy The Producers, based on Mel Brooks’ beloved Academy Award winning movie, has taken Broadway and the West End by storm, winning a record breaking 12 Tony Awards and three Olivier Awards. The show visits Theatre Royal Brighton from Monday 13 to Saturday 18 April for a limited run of eight performances as part of a UK tour. Impoverished by a string of flops, New York producer Max Bialystock recruits timid accountant Leo Bloom to help him pull off Broadway's greatest scam. Together they aim to produce the worst show ever and run away to Rio with millions, but they learn that showbusiness can always find a way to kick you in the teeth. The cast includes the award winning comedian Jason Manford, who has won huge critical acclaim for his acting ability and vocal range in the role of Leo Bloom. He is joined by the much loved Phill Jupitus, described by one critic as a “scene stealing delight”. The dancer, choreographer and television personality Louie Spence brings unrivalled star quality to the role of Carmen Ghia, while Olivier award winning actor David Bedella, who wowed Theatre Royal Brighton audiences as Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Show, shines as Roger de Bris. As well as featuring a riotous mix of eccentric characters, The Producers has a score of show stopping songs including ‘Keep It Gay’, ‘When You Got It, Flaunt It’, and the all time classic ‘Springtime For Hitler’. Regarded by many as the funniest musical of all time, this brand new production of The Producers is sure to delight Brighton audiences with its breathless combination of song, dance and laughter. Simply unmissable. The Producers, Mon 13 – Sat 18 April, Eves 7.45pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton* 0844 871 7650* (*booking fees apply)

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n 1803 Dalton announced his “atomic theory”, that atoms are the building blocks of matter. However, like most new theories, it received a luke warm reception. It would take the scientific community 100 years to embrace the concept of atoms. Robert Brown, in 1827, observed via a microscope that pollen grains when placed in a liquid darted about, and this was termed Brownian motion. In 1905 Einstein developed a mathematical formula (known as the ‘random walk’) to predict Brownian motion. He explained that as small particles (such as pollen grains) moved about in a liquid, they are being pushed about by much smaller atoms in every direction. Einstein’s predictions were then verified in experimental work carried out by Perrin in 1908 and the atomic theory was finally universally accepted. School children are expected to understand the concept of the atomic theory within a few well planned out lessons, and regurgitate what they have learnt at the end of each lesson. If they

ou may not realise it, but there are all sorts of interesting and unusual places to visit on the Brighton & Hove bus network – stretching out to Eastbourne, the South Downs, and Steyning to name but a few. This week: Devil’s Dyke. There are so many unique things to see and do at Devil’s Dyke. This location is one of the most iconic landmarks in the South East, holding the distinction of being the longest ‘dry’ valley in the UK. Be it on sunny days or foggy evenings, it has many spectacular panoramas to show to its visitors. Aside from the amazing views of the South Downs, Devil’s Dyke also contains ruined ramparts of an Iron Age hill fort and the remains of a Victorian funfair. And on the right day, you might see some adventurous hang-gliders float through the sky above the valley (or perhaps you might join them yourself!). The South Downs Way passes nearby, so for those walkers out there it could be just the start of an adventurous day out rambling. There is an excellent pub right by the Dyke, and Brighton & Hove Buses service 77 drops you off at the car park next to the pub. Between mid-June and August, the bus is an open top double decker to give you un-parallelled panoramic views on your way to the Dyke. Getting to Devil’s Dyke: Route 77, ‘Breeze up to the Downs’, runs on Saturdays, Sundays and Public Holidays as often as hourly. From 19 April the service will run every day, and from midJune to August it will also run every 30 minutes. Full timetable available at buses.co.uk/77 We have a range of tickets for day travel, from individual tickets to family tickets – visit buses.co.uk to find out more For all the information on Devil’s Dyke, visit the National Trust’s website: www.nationaltrust.org.uk.

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haven’t grasped the concepts then quite frankly it’s tough, since there is an exam syllabus to get through. These children will basically be driven through the drill of passing exam questions by rote learning because there simply isn’t time. And this is why I am all for the ‘slow education’ movement (sloweducation.co.uk). I worked in the thick of the business, target-driven culture of the ‘90s and completely signed up to efficient, effective, target-driven policies. However, this culture has spread into education, where it most definitely does not belong. A generation of school children have been reduced to a set of numbers and data representing a production line. STEM (science, technology, engineering and maths) is not target-driven; it is project based and puts the child’s learning and natural curiosity for the world around them, centre stage. It was great to be able to share our STEM ideas and successes with the next cohort of science teachers from the University of Sussex, recently. Wishing them loads of luck!

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LOVING THE CLASSICS have always been a little old fashioned, even from an early age – when I chose to wear smocks and petticoats over jeans. I still don't own a single pair of trousers, as sacrilegious as that might sound! My clothes always have a vintage twist, my hair is set with rollers, my furniture is antique and I've never quite managed to wrap my mind around double glazing (people don't like drafty old houses?!). My favourite 'old' thing is that subset of cinema regarded as 'classic'. Five years ago, whilst studying the history of cinema, I started a YouTube blog called 'The Classical Review' where I review old films and invite my audience to suggest films they consider to be 'classics'. Today the blog is part of Latest TV's film review show, PostFeature, which I present with Joseph Gunn. Each week I look at a classic film that ties to the newly released feature film we review in the main part of the show. For this week's episode, I review Fahrenheit 451 from 1966; set in a dystopian future, it is based on Ray Bradbury's novel and directed by French master of cinema, Francois Truffaut. Protagonist Guy Montag is a firefighter living in a lonely, isolated society where books have been outlawed by a government afraid of an independent-thinking public. The job of a ‘Firefighter’ is to find and burn on sight all books, aided by civilian 'informants'. People are drugged into complacency, completely illiterate and getting their information from wall-length television screens. The film's opening credits are spoken rather than displayed in type, the director's hint of what life would be like in an illiterate culture. Yet, after falling in love with book-hoarding Clarisse and beginning to read confiscated books, Montag begins to question the government's motives behind book-burning. It's a wonderful film but Truffaut wasn’t happy with it, and his remarks about the film are responsible for it’s low reputation. It was his white whale; taking four years to put the production together. The shoot in England proved difficult for Truffaut – in part because he spoke no English (helpful!) but largely because working with his lead actor, Oskar Werner, was near impossible. Rather than keeping their conflicts out of the press, Truffaut decided to break the story himself, publishing excepts of his diary. The account told of a difficult and unpleasant experience filming with Werner, including Truffaut’s shock when his actor arrived on set one day with an entirely new haircut! To find out more about the film, watch PostFeature on Wednesday at 6.30pm or check the listings for repeats. Classical reviews are also uploaded to my YouTube channel.

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he Brighton and Hove LGBT Rainbow Chorus celebrates its 18th birthday this year with a packed calendar of events for everyone to enjoy. This multi-talented chorus led by musical director Aneesa Chaudhry, pianist Mojca Monti and supported by a dedicated committee, will open their year by performing at Sing Out on 18 May at the Brighton Fringe Festival. July sees the Rainbow Chorus showcasing its substantial repertoire with two special concerts at St George's Church to celebrate their birthday. From Shenandoah and True Colours to Adagio for Strings – there is something for everyone to enjoy. The chorus will also perform at a series of regular events – Pride, TransPride and World Aids Day amongst others. There will also be their ever popular Christmas Concert at the end of the year. And that's not all; the Rainbow Chorus has been chosen for the International Choir Festival to be held in Amsterdam in 2016 during Pride celebrations – an amazing achievement and honour. These are just a selection of events planned for the year. The chorus always welcomes new members. Along with the opportunity to sing

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an amazing range of songs within a supportive, fun and friendly group, there are also lots of social activities to get involved with throughout the year. The Rainbow Chorus is extremely representative of the local community, and sponsors are always welcome to take advantage of this excellent positioning by supporting their programme and activities throughout the year. Supporting events within the wider LGBT community is a defining feature of the Rainbow Chorus and it is with real joy and pride that it is co-hosting Hand In Hand at the Brighton Dome. This is a very special three day event which brings together choirs from all around the country. Hand in Hand is scheduled for 12, 13 & 14 June 2015 – make a note now to attend what promises to be a spectacular and memorable event. www.rainbowchorus.org.uk

Jonathan Church and Alan Finch to leave Chichester Festival Theatre Artistic Director Jonathan Church and Executive Director Alan Finch have announced that they are to step down from their respective roles at Chichester Festival Theatre at the end of September 2016, following Festival 2016. Both Church and Finch joined Chichester Festival Theatre in 2005, overseeing the organisation’s 50th anniversary in 2012 and the recent £22 million redevelopment. Under their

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channel 159 or at thelatest.tv tenure, the company has produced over 100 productions including 22 new plays, winning over 40 awards for the work and more than doubling audience numbers, playing to 95% capacity in 2014. The Theatre has also enjoyed significant success beyond Chichester during their leadership with 48 productions transferring to the West End or securing international and UK tours. These include Lucy Prebble’s ENRON, Macbeth with Patrick Stewart, Singin’ in the Rain, Sweeney Todd, Private Lives, King Lear with Frank Langella, The Pajama Game, Jonathan Church’s production of Taken at Midnight and Gypsy directed by Jonathan Kent. Jonathan Church said; “It has been a privilege and a joy to have been the custodians of this very special theatre for the last decade and to have worked alongside some of the country’s most skilled actors and creative teams. I hope, between us, we have helped contribute to the current strength of British theatre and demonstrated the important role of subsidy in creating vibrant regional arts organisations that are rooted in their community but also have the ability to provide national and international impact.” Alan Finch said; “We are incredibly fortunate to have some of the most loyal audiences, generous supporters and sponsors I have ever come across. Without their support, Jonathan and I would never have been able to achieve what we have.” Sir William Castell, Chairman of Chichester Festival Theatre, said; “Jonathan Church and Alan Finch have led Chichester Festival Theatre to extraordinary levels of success, and our artistic standards and reputation have never been higher. We will be sad to see them leave, but they are committed to our phased succession plans and will deliver the next two Festivals to ensure a smooth handover as we head into the Theatre’s next chapter.”

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ome people decide that they’re not going to go out and see live comedy because they think a ticket price might be too expensive. It’s not. And I know this because of the number of shows that come up that are simply too good to be

under 16 (where appropriate) it’s only £3.50. Literally, comedy names off the telly for less than a pint, and you can even buy yourself a pint while you’re there because they’ve got their own bar. Still think I’m blowing hot air? Then check out this list of esteemed comics running through their new shows and sharing a bill for pennies. We have (deep breath) Angela Barnes and respected podcaster and comic Stuart Goldsmith on Tuesday 21 April, Joe Lycett and Pippa Evans performing on Wednesday 22 April, Romesh Ranganathan and Ivo Graham on Tuesday 14 April, Julian Deane and Alex Smith on Wednesday 15 April, plus Gareth Richards and Steve Hall on Wednesday 8 April. These are all works in progress, but they’re good enough for these hugely successful and acclaimed comedians to be prepared to take them out and put their names to these shows in a public arena.

WHAT’S ON ... ART: THE MARKET Establishing produce values, principles and narratives through the perspective of high street brands, The Market is an exhibition of work by Level Five 3D Design BA(Hons)/MDes students based on a project brief that looks directly at the notion of selling, keying into forecasting trends, high street buying philosophies and policies and brand promises. University of Brighton Cafe Foyer, Grand Parade, 01273 643010. Until 28 April ART: ELEMENTS OF ARCHITECTURE Wall of Windows tells the story of British architecture through four centuries of window designs. Here you can see windows that range from a 17th century wrought-iron casement window from a Hampshire farmhouse to a 1960s window from Portsmouth’s Tricorn Centre. University of Brighton Gallery, Grand Parade, 01273 643010. Until 10 April. EVENT: SPOKEN HERD A night of musical improvisation and lyrical dynamics from Brighton's 10-piece hip hop ensemble. Komedia, Thursday 9 April, 8pm, £3 16+

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believed at twice the price. Case in point would be the current run currently on sale under the banner of ‘One Pint Comedy’ at Otherplace @ The Basement at the moment – with two entire show previews from professional comedians for only £4.50 the pair in one evening. And if you’re a student, senior, on Job Seekers Allowance, NHS staff, an Equity member or

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That’s their livlihoods. And, I re-iterate, all for the cost of a pint to you. If you can’t support live comedy with all this going for you, you might just want to face the fact that it’s not the cost of a ticket that’s stopping you going out. www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk

EVENT: A DEAD GOOD EVENING WITH JO NESBO Jo Nesbo – the number one best-selling author of the Harry Hole crime fiction series set in Oslo – visits Hove for the first time. Join this author, rock star and former professional football player at this exclusive pre-publication event. Jo will be discussing his new thriller Blood On Snow, his globally popular Harry Hole books, soon to be turned into a film, and much more. Copies will be on sale on the night. The Old Market, Tuesday 7 April, 8pm, £10, ticket with hardback edition of of Blood On Snow [RRP £12.99.]: £20.

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DIZRAELI Jeff Hemmings chats with the frontman s frontman for Dizraeli & The Small Gods, who now feature Female Beatbox Champion Bellatrix, Dizraeli set up the band in order to tour his debut solo album, Engurland (Seaside Shanties), in 2009. Nestled alongside various other projects Dizraeli is involved with, The Small Gods released the Moving In The Dark album in 2013 and have an extensive summer and autumn of activity lined up, including a UK tour, and the release of two EPs. Bristol raised, he moved to Brighton to go to university where he did English Literature and French, whilst continuing his passion for DJing, rapping, and music in general. "The Brighton scene then was wicked; we had a strong collective of bands, all at a similar kind of level: the Resonators, King Porter Stomp, Samsara, and Bad Science, which was my band. We used to pool our resources together, put on nights (such as the

infamous Comm:Unity nights), do a radio show on Radio Reverb, there was a really strong sense of musical community. I really hope that still exists in Brighton." As a rapper and lyricist, Dizraeli is one of the very best. And it's about as far away from Gangsta Rap as you could get; intelligent, witty and satirical, there's a strong leaning towards social justice within his work. "The first rap I ever wrote was about the greenhouse effect, the ozone layer specifically. My dad was an environmental activist, and when I was growing up I used to go to to a lot of demonstrations, reclaim the streets rallies, things like that. I remember my first rap because I found my Dennis The Menace notebook, when I was nine years old, just the other day… 'If you want to be a rocking' and a rollin' you got take care of the ozone/you don't' treat the earth like a compost pit, you do that man, get out of it.' "Will Smith, believe it or not, when he was the Fresh Prince with Jazzy Jeff, was big for me. I guess like any kid I wanted to be cool. I always loved poetry from a really young age, I hoovered up books.

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Rap just seems to be an extension of that storytelling. He became so good at it that he won the inaugural BBC Radio Four Slam Poetry Award in 2007. Where did the name Dizraeli come from? "I was flicking through a history book, looking for a name to call myself when I was 15, saw the word Dizraeli and chose it, and it stuck. 17 years later! It has become me." Benjamin Disraeli (with an 's' and not a 'z')is perhaps one of the most famous Prime Ministers in British history, and is best known as the father of the modern Conservative Party. "Most people don't know that," says Dizraeli of his (almost) namesake. "You'd be surprised… and I'm kind of glad for that, because it's nothing to do with me at all. He was a tory, an imperialist…" For this gig, under the name Ghost Lights, Dizraeli will be performing solo as well as live collaborations with Bellatrix, Reeps One and Rex Domino. The Old Market, Tues 14 April, 8.30pm, £12

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Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark THE IN CROWD A new night called The In Crowd playing Motown/60's Soul/Northern Soul/Reggae/ Ska/Rhythm & Blues and 60's Pop. All proceeds go towards The Clock Tower Sanctuary that helps young homeless people in Brighton. Funkyfish Club, Thursday 9 April, 10pm–3am, £3

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MEAT FEAST Spamalot, Theatre Royal Brighton, 31 March, 2015 ★★★★★ Andrew Kay

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What a joy to see a show for the fifth time and still find it as entertaining as the first. The musical reworking of the Python’s Holy Grail is a masterpiece of comedic musical theatre. The humour is true to the original, the songs wonderfully spoof Broadway genres and the attention to detail, where the show is playing and timely references, keep it fresh. You seldom see a show where the cast seem to be having as much fun as the audience (without resenting it) and this time round the cast of young performers is as strong as ever. Joe Pasquale makes the role of King Arthur his very own, a saucy performance that makes you forget that his singing voice is a little weak. Once again Todd Carty steals the show with a comedy performance that displays a fine sense of pathos and superb comedy timing, he can sing too, and his vocal in ‘I’m All Alone’ is not only funny but rather moving. I could go again tonight, and tomorrow, and …

John Bishop – Supersonic John Bishop is blown away by his life, and he wants you to know it. It’s been such a change, and he mines it for the fun and the ridiculous, from being upgraded with Air Emirates, to hod-carrying

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in Africa. However, his is still ‘Dad comedy’. By that I mean that the dodgy foreign accents and sexist generalisations are never far away. That said, he has a bagful of nifty turns of phrase well and produces a pleasant evening’s worth of stand-up. He’s a good club comic, but with more smiles and chuckles than uproarious laughter. Brighton Centre, 31 March 2015 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

British folk song collector Sam Lee is the 21st century version of Alan Lomax and Cecil Sharp, and was in town to promote new album ‘The Fade In Time’, comprised of ancient traveller songs. Each number came with its own history lesson as Sam detailed the region it originated from and the person that taught it to him. From Cornish Gipsy ballads to Aberdonian campfire songs, he has saved these hand-me-downs from extinction and given them a modern polish while retaining their roots. Tributes were paid to local singers, and the mesmerising performance ended with a stunning acapella encore. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 28 March 2015 ★★★★★ Steve Clements

Courtney Barnett With a universally praised album and a packed house for her tour’s opening night, the Aussie indie star didn’t disappoint. Her set was a mix of uptempo grungey psychedelia and laid back ’70s slacker grooves that were complimented by the everchanging animated backdrop, only ‘Small Poppies’ changing the pace with its bluesy Siouxsie sound. Her brief chats were playful as she teased the audience with ‘guess the intro’ that became ‘Avant Gardener’ which kept the moshpit moving; the narrative lyrics perfectly suited to her talking singing style. The hour ended abruptly with a pounding ‘Pedestrian At Best’, which she most definitely wasn’t. Concorde 2, 27 March 2015 ★★★★★ Steve Clements

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Love Supreme Jazz Festival returns to Lewes for its third year, bringing the best in experimental and popular jazz artists as well as a host of exciting new bands. The first wave of acts have since between announced including Chaka Khan, Ginger Baker, Candi Staton, Van Morrison, Dianne Reeves, Hugh Masekela and many more. Glynde Place, Lewes, 3–5 July 2015, Prices vary – £60+ www.lovesupremefestival.com

David Knopfler Guitarist, singer-songwriter, poet and founder member of ‘70s rock band Dire Straits comes to Ropetackle. David spent three years with Dire Straits before embarking upon a solo career as a rock jazz recording artist. He has recorded many solo albums and often works with Harry Bogdanovs. Ropetackle Centre, 15 April 2015, £14, 01273 464440, ropetacklecentre.co.uk

Grasscut Critically acclaimed electronic/ambient duo consisting of Marcus O'Dair and Andrew Phillips return to hometown Brighton. Since opening the stage at the Big Chill festival in 2009, Brighton's Grasscut have released two highly critically acclaimed albums, all showcasing a romantic, nostalgic, daring and inherently human take on electronic music and landscapebased/ambient concepts. Otherplace At The Basement, 17 June 2015, £10/8, 01273 606312

Daniel Sloss – Dark Don’t miss the smash-hit new show from Scotland’s internationally acclaimed and award-winning comedy half-manhalf-Xbox! With special guest Kai Humphries. Komedia, 19 November 2015, £14.50/12, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/Brighton

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TUESDAY 7 Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure BBC2, 9pm Sounds like a joke... but isn’t. Two comic Irishmen undertake a heck of a journey across America, taking in the sights along the way, as well as stepping quite a bit out of their comfort zones. Dara O’Briain and Ed Byrne are good pals at the start of this journey, will they be at the end?

My Sister Had My Boyfriend’s Baby... And Other Betrayals Channel 5, 10pm You knew what channel this was on before you even looked – what a title! The first of a twopart documentary that promises ‘True Life’ stories to scandalise and keep you counting your blessings after that big Easter family row.

Supernatural E4, 10pm Really, there should be no surprise to Dean and Sam that the Men Of Letters bunker is haunted. We’re surprised the number of spookies and boggarts in the general area aren’t holding their own seance to speak to the living. Anyway, the brothers grim investigate this haunting and end up in Kansas. No sign of Toto.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 Biz Buzz See highlights. 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Hindsight: The Shorts Living a double life and the fight for acceptance and individuality during turbulent change in Belfast. 8.45 Hindsight: The Shorts Proving innocence for the victims of a bomb that ripped through the heart of a north Belfast community. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 10.00 Life Stories 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton’s independent cult store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 2.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Life Stories 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 The Edge 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Home Away From Home 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Stan makes a plea to his family, but will they listen? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Jonny returns to work after his release from prison, with explosive consequences. Sacha is delighted to see Essie again after her time away in Germany, but realises that absence may not have made the heart grow fonder. 9.00 Ordinary Lies Drama following the lives of an ordinary group of colleagues and friends as their seemingly small lies spiral out of control. When Rick moves in with Mike, his boss, he finds himself in very dangerous territory as he establishes a friendship with Ruby, Mike’s daughter. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Hole In The Road Inspectors Documentary looking at the work of the Leeds City Council Highways Department. 11.35 FILM: A Bunch Of Amateurs (2008) Starring Burt Reynolds, Samantha Bond, Imelda Staunton. British comedy. A fading Hollywood action hero is drawn to England to play the title role in King Lear. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Your Home In Their Hands 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire Show 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 Golf: The Masters - 2014 Review 2.45 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 2.55 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.40 Are You Being Served? 4.10 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts from Antiques Roadshow turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.00 Collectaholics Collectaholics. 8.00 Back In Time For Dinner Historical cooking show. In this episode, the family and their home are transported to the hi-tech 80s, with a gadget-filled kitchen including a microwave the size of a small car. Presenter Giles Coren and food historian Polly Russell use the national food survey to guide the family’s diet and introduce them to the culinary treats and trends of the decade. 9.00 Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure See highlights. 10.00 Bluestone 42 Comedy drama following a bomb disposal unit in Afghanistan. Ellen has to learn to bend the rules, Mac and Rocket do gladiatorial combat and Bird sets Simon up for a fall. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Newsbeat: The Election Debates Tina Daheley and Chris Smith are live in Leeds with a hundred 18- to 24-year-olds to talk about what they think of politicians. 12.20am Caribbean With Simon Reeve 1.20 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Sign Zone: The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm O’Brien 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel feels the pressure. Aaron has an accident. Bob tries to prevent Carly from leaving. 7.30 Spotlight - David Cameron: Tonight The first of five films presented by ITV News Political Editor Tom Bradby and ITV News at Ten’s Julie Etchingham painting intimate portraits of the party leaders in the run up to the election. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Barnaby and Nelson investigate a series of murders in Midsomer St Claire that seem to be inspired by macabre images on a medieval fresco recently discovered in the church crypt. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm Second series of the comedy. Everybody is back at the Solana for more sun, sangria and swinging - including Madge’s new boyfriend Mel, Didsbury’s answer to Julio Iglesias. 11.10 FILM: Carry On At Your Convenience (1971) Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims, Hattie Jacques, Bernard Bresslaw. Classic British comedy with the Carry On team. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Spotlight - David Cameron: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Patrick gains an ally but is his secret still safe? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Burger Bar To Gourmet Star Reality series in which fast food cooks are taught by some of the country’s most refined chefs. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. Party girl Paula prepares to meet the child she thought she would never have. Teenage couple Paige and Aaron pull together to welcome a baby that wasn’t planned. Impatient mum-to-be Helen struggles when her birth plan goes wrong. 10.00 The Billion Pound Hotel Documentary following some of the guests wealthy enough to stay at the exclusive Burj Al Arab - dubbed by some the world’s most luxurious hotel. Shaped like a giant sail and standing over 1000 feet tall, it cost an estimated one billion pounds to build. 11.00 Teens Documentary series following a group of friends over the year they turn 17. 12.00am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 12.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 FILM: The Savages (2007) 3.15 Secret Location 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS: The Port-toPort Killer 3.15 FILM: Fatal Trust (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After Sam tells the court that Dean owed Ash money, the judge grants the police a warrant to search Angelo’s place and the cash proves easy enough to find. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Conservative Party 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. 8.00 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives have been turned upside down when their home became a living nightmare. 9.00 Benefits And Bypasses: Billion Pound Patients Documentary about how self-inflicted health problems caused by people who drink, smoke and eat to excess are costing the NHS a fortune. Julie has been hospitalised twice because of her drinking, and Barry has lost his leg due to smoking. 10.00 My Sister Had My Boyfriend’s Baby...and Other Betrayals See highlights. 11.00 OAPs Behaving Badly Documentary series about some glorious British OAPs determined to grow old disgracefully. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Critical 10.00 Forever 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid? (x2) 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Meth And Madness In Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 Killer Magic 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Meth And Madness In Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Every Breath We Take: Understanding Our Atmosphere 9.00 The Normans 10.00 A Very British Airline 11.00 Bombay Railway 12.00am Timeshift: Mods, Rockers And Bank Holiday Mayhem 1.00 Every Breath We Take

11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Alesha’s Top Ten Moments 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: Death Race (2008) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Love Your Garden 9.00 Harry At 30 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.40am Wycliffe

4.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100 10.00 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

3.20pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Penis Special 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Princess Mononoke (1997) 1.50pm Inspector Gadget (1999) 3.25 The Rugrats Movie (1998) 5.00 The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 6.50 27 Dresses (2008) 9.00 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.05 Milius (2013) 1.10am Conan The Barbarian (1982) 3.50 Close

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WEDNESDAY 8 The Vote LatestTV, 8pm It’s just under a month until the General Election, and with political whispers mentioning the possibility of another coalition and wins for all of the major parties, as well as movements in power to the less dominant ones, there has never been a more interesting time in politics. Frank le Duc chairs the discussion.

DCI Banks ITV1, 9pm This must’ve been one doozy of a plot spider-diagram for the writers when they were putting DCI Banks’ latest escapades together. Kicking off with a murder, we quickly go into suspecting an undercover cop of beating up the chief suspect, then of being that suspect’s dad, and that’s only for starters!

Tiny House Nation More4, 9pm Wow. An entire hour dedicated to those fascinating and captivating houses that can become an utter clickhole of internet intrigue, kicking off from that one intriguing story someone put on your Facebook feed. Renovation experts John Weisbarth and Zack Giffin travel across the United States showcasing little homes.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Northern Cuisine 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature See highlights. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, their history, and why they love them. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave 10.00 Beyond The Grave 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Beyond The Grave (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next masterchef. 9.00 Secret Britain Secret Britain. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Match Of The Day - FA Cup Highlights Match of the Day - FA Cup Highlights. 11.15 FILM: 50 Dead Men Walking (2008) 50 Dead Men Walking. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 Animal Park 2.20 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.05 Floyd On France 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts from Antiques Roadshow turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.00 Collectaholics Collectaholics. 8.00 The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives Just to be clear here – ladies are not pests. 9.00 This World: Britain’s Jihadi Brides International investigative documentary series. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks at the quite interesting side of all things lethal, with a deadly and dangerous panel of Bill Bailey, Sandi Toksvig, Jason Manford and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Golf: The Masters - 2015 Preview Hazel Irvine and guests preview the 79th Masters, held at the Augusta National Golf Club. 11.50 Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure Comedians Ed Byrne and Dara O’Briain embark on a 4,000 mile Pan-American adventure. 12.50am Sign Zone: The Billion Dollar Chicken Shop 1.50 Sign Zone: The Big Painting Challenge 2.50 Sign Zone: Modern Times: 24 Hour Parcel People

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert is in a rage over Chas. Carly is trapped with Bob. Emma struggles with the idea of divorce. 7.30 Coronation Street Anna drops a baby bombshell on the father’s parents. Is Tony being taken for a mug? 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern hosts the fun-filled family entertainment show which lifts the lid on celebrities’ lives through the eyes of their children. Spilling the beans today are Jo Whiley’s daughter Coco, aged six, Dominic Brunt’s son Danny, also six, and Nick Hewer’s grandson Theo, who is nine years old. 9.00 DCI Banks See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Pop Gold Another trawl through ITV’s musical archives, this time focusing on rock and pop relations of every kind. 11.40 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands Fascinating eight-part documentary series which takes a look at this popular getaway through the eyes of the people who holiday there, and the many who make their living through tourism on the island. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. A double booking at The Dog brings two sets of sworn enemies face to face, and in a moment of madness, a dark secret from Kim’s past is revealed. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Supercars: The Million Pound Motors A look at the world of high-priced Supercars, an elite brand of luxury, high performance vehicles. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Gryllls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. Fourteen men face a life and death struggle as the fierce currents of the Pacific force Bear to drop them 75 meters off the island. 10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. 11.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. 12.05am 16 Kids And Counting 1.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper 1.55 FILM: Reindeer Games (2000) 3.40 Secret Location 4.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Wandering Eye (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax is sentenced to 20 years in prison without parole when he confesses to Dean’s murder in an effort to protect Ash. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Labour Party 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP surgery in Lewisham. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 9.00 OAPs Behaving Badly Documentary series about some glorious British OAPs determined to grow old disgracefully. 10.00 Dangerous Dog Owners And Proud Documentary about people who keep banned and dangerous dogs. 11.00 Benefits And Bypasses: Billion Pound Patients Documentary about how self-inflicted health problems caused by people who drink, smoke and eat to excess are costing the NHS a fortune. 12.00am My Sister Had My Boyfriend’s Baby...and Other Betrayals 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Gangs And Guns: Caught On Camera 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Wild Things 9.00 FILM: The Goonies (1985) 11.15 Stella 12.15am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles (x3)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Enemy Of The State (1998) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.35 Killer Magic 1.05 Meth And Madness In Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 3.00 Tom Felton Meets The Superfans

7.00pm News 7.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo 8.00 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 Treasures Of Ancient Greece 10.00 The Body Beautiful10.30 Bombay Railway 11.30 Full Throttle - Timeshift 12.30am Shakespeare’s Mother 1.30 The Quizeum

10.00am Up All Night 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 The Cube 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 FILM: Skyfall (2012) 10.50 FILM: Harold And Kumar Get The Munchies (2004) 12.40am Two And A Half Men

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.10 Never The Twain 4.45 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 The Zoo 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am City Lights 1.10 The Royal

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 FILM: Big (1988) 9.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.35 Rude Tube: Totally Mashed 11.40 How I Met Your Mother 12.10am 2 Broke Girls 12.40 Marry Me

3.20pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House Nation. See highlights. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Porco Rosso (1992) 1.05pm Inkheart (2008) 3.10 California Man (1992) 4.55 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 6.55 Drillbit Taylor (2008) 9.00 The Descendants (2011) 11.25 Sorority Row (2009) 1.30am Only Yesterday (1991) 4.00 Close

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THURSDAY 9 Albion Night LatestTV, 7.30pm Cement your fandom – or if you’re one of the influx of residents to arrive recently then research your new team – with this weekly show from Latest Sport cheering on the Seagulls. With features and news about all of the squads, as well as classic games from the club’s archives, there’s plenty to entertain.

The Last Days Of... Channel Five, 8pm Possibly a collection of one of the best dinner party conversations ever – this series gathers together thinkers, writers and historians to explore the downfall and legacy of six giants of history. This week John Guy, Kate Williams and others look at Mary Queen Of Scots. Beheaded at 44, but why exactly did that occur?

The Good Wife More4, 9pm Did Will Farrell watch this episode before he got involved with his latest ‘hilarious’ comedy? Cary hires a prison consultant to prepare himself for incarceration. See?!! Hopefully this will not involve him giving himself a new ‘streetname’. Meanwhile, Alicia practises for the State’s Attorney candidates’ debate.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 PostFeature 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Film Live Academy The ultimate guide on all aspects of filmmaking, covering everything you need to know. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Soundcheck See highlights 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Albion Night 5.30 Film Live Academy

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Tina continues to grow frustrated at Mick and Shirley’s behaviour. Meanwhile, Stan receives a visit, and it emerges that he has been keeping his own secret. Max takes a fancy to a new arrival - is she what she seems? The Brannings receive some upsetting news about Jim. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next masterchef. 9.00 The Truth About Medicine Science documentary investigating the truth about medicine. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Bristol. 11.45 This Week Andrew Neil presents a political review of the week with Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott. 12.30am Skiing Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Great British Garden Revival 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.10 Cagney And Lacey 2.00 Animal Park 2.30 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.15 Floyd On France 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-deHi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Green Party 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts from Antiques Roadshow turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.00 Collectaholics Collectaholics. 8.00 Coast Australia Series exploring Australia’s coastline. 8.50 Nature’s Weirdest Events Chris Packham explores some of the most bizarre and extraordinary natural events on the planet. Using incredible eyewitness footage, firsthand accounts and scientific explanations, he unpacks the stranger than fiction facts behind what really happened. 9.00 Banished Historical drama about Australian penal colonies. 10.00 Inside No 9 A second season of dark comedies by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. Two of England’s most notorious and feared witch-finders are summoned by Sir Andrew Pike to the unassuming village of Little Happens in order to try a defenceless old woman. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 This World: Britain’s Jihadi Brides International investigative documentary series. 12.20am Sign Zone: Horizon: Secrets Of The Solar System 1.20 Sign Zone: Louis Theroux: By Reason Of Insanity

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.20 Party Election Broadcast By The Green Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert jumps the gun, putting Chas in danger. 7.30 Spotlight - Nick Clegg: Tonight Second of five films painting intimate portraits of the party leaders in the run up to the election. 8.00 Emmerdale Alicia starts to crumble. 8.30 Double Decker Driving School Series which follows the progress of some of the many applicants who apply for Arriva’s six week training course to become a London bus driver. In this episode, Manuel Daniel is three weeks into the course and struggling. 9.00 Ice Rink On The Estate Slippery customers. Geddit?! 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda ITV News Political Editor Tom Bradby and his guests discuss the talking points of the coming week, from the run-up to the election to the major cultural events of the week. 11.20 River Monsters Series in which extreme angler Jeremy Wade goes in search of some of the most frightening freshwater fish on the planet. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Spotlight - Nick Clegg: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Jamie’s Comfort Food 1.45 The Grand National Festival 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Trevor’s loyalty is tested to the limit when Grace refuses to open up. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. In the second episode, Bear abandons 14 British women on an uninhabited Pacific island. They’re given no food and just a day’s supply of drinking water. With sunset fast approaching, the group kick into survival mode and make camp in the jungle. 10.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Grand National Special edition of the reality series following Gypsies and Irish Travellers as they prepare for the most amazing trips of their lives. 11.05 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love. 12.05am Raised By Wolves 12.40 How To Be A Young Billionaire 1.35 Teens 2.30 Unreported World 2.55 Secret Location 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Stranger In An Amish Town (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After some encouragement from Denny, Hannah listens to Andy and the pair get back together. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Green Party 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars presented by Quentin Willson and Jodie Kidd. This James Bond special starts with a celebration of the Aston Martin DB5, the most recognised automotive silhouette in the world, Alex Riley has managed to find a Bond car on a budget - the Triumph Stag, and Bruno Senna gets into a race prepped 1951 Aston Martin DB3. 8.00 The Last Days Of... See highlights. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector Reality series in which Alex Polizzi tries to transform some of Britain’s failing hotels and guest houses. 10.00 The Mentalist Crime drama series. Jane and the team put their careers on the line to thwart Agent Peterson’s crusade to destroy Abbott and block his wife’s appointment in Washington. 10.55 The Thriller Killers: Born To Kill? Documentary series. 11.55 Access Showbiz news. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Great British Castles 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00 Life And Death Row 10.20 EastEnders 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.35 American Dad! 12.00am Family Guy 12.20 Life And Death Row 1.40 Killer Magic 2.10 Meth And Madness In Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates 3.10 Fried 3.30 Parents’ Evening

7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 The Final Frontier? A Horizon Guide To The Universe 9.00 4,000-Year-Old Cold Case: The Body In The Bog 10.00 Wild China 11.00 The Normans 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.35 The Final Frontier? 1.35 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 2.05 Neil Sedaka

12.45pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: David’s Top Ten Moments 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Release The Hounds 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Scorpion

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am FILM: Ten Little Indians (1974)

4.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Rude Tube

3.20pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife. See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Along Came A Spider (2001) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Come Dine With Me

11.00am Castle Of Cagliostro (1979) 1.10pm Freaky Friday (1977) 3.15 Big Miracle (2012) 5.20 The Lost World (1960) 7.15 The Simpsons Movie (2007) 9.00 Fast And Furious 5 (2011) 11.35 The Debt (2010) 1.50am My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999) 4.00 Close

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FRIDAY 10 Magic’d LatestTV, 9pm S’clever stuff! Illusionist Tommy Magic brings his nifty sleight of hand to the streets, stunning passersby in a way that is entirely conducive to blowing their minds in the best possible way. Combined with the kind of comedy patter that’ll entertain whilst you’re being amazed, it’s all good in the hood.

NCIS: New Orleans Channel 5, 9pm This formulaic naval crime drama set in the Deep South of America is a glorious guilty pleasure, from the entrancing soundtrack to the flamboyant and utterly seductive setting. Yeah Baby! This week the team investigate what appears to be a death-by-love-triangle, but turns out to be the fatality of a pawn in a very dangerous game.

The Big Bang Theory E4, 10.50pm It’s Friday night, and when better to join your pals from the physics department? The book-smarts over street-smarts flatmates are here for a double episode, with the first seeing Leonard question whether he and Penny really stand a chance and Sheldon suffering a hamburger disruption. Then Penny has a party.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings his unique style of tricks to the streets. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 The Unexplained 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bored Gamers Redux

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The Carters attempt to put their differences aside as Stan’s condition deteriorates. Carol struggles to process the news about Jim and takes her anger out on Max. 8.30 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next masterchef. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The satirical news quiz returns. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Daniel Radcliffe. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Top celebrity guests join in the fun with Graham and his irrepressible audience. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show. 11.55 EastEnders All the drama. 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 Animal Park 2.25 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.10 Floyd On France 3.40 Are You Being Served? 4.10 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.40 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts from Antiques Roadshow turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.00 Golf: The Masters 2015 Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from day one of the 79th Masters from Augusta National Golf Club, Georgia. 8.00 An Island Parish Chronicle of life in an island parish. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Sex And The Church Sex and the Church. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show presented by Clare Balding. West Ham United boss Sam Allardyce, Saracens and England rugby hotshot Owen Farrell and London 2012 Olympic rowing gold medallist Anna Watkins. They’ll be sitting down and opening up to Clare about the highs and lows of their lives inside and outside of sport. 10.30 Newsnight 11.35 FILM: The White Countess (2005) Starring Ralph Fiennes, Natasha Richardson, Vanessa Redgrave, Lynn Redgrave, Madeleine Potter and Lucy Sutton. Period drama. 1.00am Sign Zone: Question Time 2.00 Sign Zone: Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.20 Party Election Broadcast 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jacob takes matters into his own hands. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Faye admit that she is not ready to be a mum? 8.00 Barging Round Britain With John Sergeant Series in which John Sergeant sets off on a rich and colourful voyage along the eight best canal journeys Britain has to offer, exploring their extraordinary stories as he goes. 8.30 Coronation Street Owen reels when Anna admits her true feelings. Sarah and Bethany enjoy a good gym session. Can Tracy buy Todd’s silence? 9.00 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones attempts five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent, Africa. Griff starts his journey in north Africa, famed for the Sahara, ancient cities and exotic markets. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Rambo: First Blood (1982) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Brian Dennehy, David Caruso, Jack Starrett and Michael Talbott. Fast-paced action adventure. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Jamie’s Comfort Food 1.45 The Grand National Festival 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Feeling lonely and guilty, Sinead finds her emotions threaten to spiral out of control. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Reporter Seyi Rhodes and director Lottie Gammon visit Zimbabwe to meet the brave comics who are risking their security by satirising the country’s politicians. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Comic book drama. Cal assembles a squad of supervillains from SHIELD’s Index to take down Coulson and his team. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan looks ahead to the Grand National with surprise special guests and some equine-themed fun and games. Music is provided by Nick Jonas. 11.10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US police sitcom. 11.40 FILM: Showgirls (1995) Starring Gina Gershon, Kyle MacLachlan. Explicit drama. 1.55am Fargo 2.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.40 Secret Location 4.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.40 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away: Final Demand 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Virtual Lies (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sasha rushes back to uni to hand in her presentation in person or risk losing 15% of her final grade. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Scottish National Party 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles Six-part documentary series presented by journalist Dan Jones. Built by William the Conqueror, the Tower of London is one of Britain’s most iconic landmarks. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights. 10.00 NCIS Drama series. Former FBI agent turned lawyer Carrie Clark’s ingenuity is tested when the prime suspect in a hit-and-run killing tells her that he was committing murder elsewhere at the time. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. The team investigate the case of a man who was found badly beaten in the car park of a strip club, with no memory of what happened to him. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 4.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.05 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: A Grand Day Out (1989) 7.30 Wallace And Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Transsiberian (2008) 10.45 EastEnders 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Bluestone 42

7.00pm News 7.30 Placido Domingo’s Gala Concert From The Royal Opera House 9.00 Biggest Band Break-Ups And Make-Ups 10.00 More Dangerous Songs: And The Banned Played On 11.00 Britain’s Most Dangerous Songs: Listen To The Banned 12.00am Tubular Bells: The Mike Oldfield Story

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Back-Up Plan (2010) 11.15 Take Me Out 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am FILM: Steptoe And Son Ride Again (1973)

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Rush Hour 3 (2007) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2). See highlights. 11.50 Rude Tube 12.55am Channel 4’s Comedy Gala 2014

11.20am FILM: Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (2009) 1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Dorian Gray (2009) 11.15 24 Hours In A&E 12.20am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Pom Poko (1994) 1.35pm The Scarlet Blade (1963) 3.15 Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 5.20 Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971) 7.20 Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) 9.00 Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) 11.25 The Crazies (2010) 1.30am Grave Of The Fireflies (1988) 3.25 Close

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SATURDAY 11 Atlantis BBC1, 7.45pm Talk about the mother-in-law from Hell – possibly quite literally, playing fast and loose with mythical and historical truth in the name of entertainment. Pasiphae hears news of Ariadne and Jason’s forthcoming nuptials and she’s is so cross she’d give all of last Friday’s buns a run for their money! Lawks!

Britain’s Got Talent ITV1, 8pm Have you got a dog? Do you think it’s the most brilliant creature you’ve ever known? Too late! This year’s auditions have already taken place and here’s the proof! Ant and Dec stand by in the wings of encouragement, hoping to find the next Susan Boyle as the great and the weird of Britain try for the chance of a lifetime.

Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life Sky1, 11.15pm Everybody’s favourite daft everyman concludes his series looking at life’s big questions with the biggest of all – the one about Death. (Not a Friends episode you’ve never heard of.) Karl visits Ghana and shops for a custom coffin, then heads to the Philippines and finally to Taiwan.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Reel 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.00 Under The Radar 7.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Drop The Puck 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Land Rovers Live 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine 6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Magic’d See highlights. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 FilmFest On TV 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Mary Berry Cooks 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Formula 1: The Chinese Grand Prix - Qualifying Highlights 2.15 Golf: The Masters 2015 Highlights 3.30 Bargain Hunt 4.15 The Boat Races

6.35 BBC News. 6.45 South East Today 6.55 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity FA Cup edition of the quiz that rewards the answers that no-one else could think of. Featuring Anne Diamond and Nick Owen, Jedward, Mark Foster and Kelly Sotherton and Katherine Ryan and Russell Kane. 7.45 Atlantis See highlights. 8.30 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share £100,000, or one lucky player could take home the lot. Includes the lottery draws live. 9.20 Casualty Connie helps a confused young mum realise what she really wants, and Ethan gives advice to a vengeful bullied schoolboy. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the day’s Premier League games, which include Tottenham against Aston Villa. 11.55 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

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6.15am Animal Park 6.45 FILM: The Magic Box (1951) 8.30 FILM: The Man From Laramie (1955) 10.10 Fred Dibnah’s Magnificent Monuments 10.40 Fred Dibnah’s Magnificent Monuments 11.10 The Nature Of Britain 12.00pm Food & Drink 12.30 Michel Roux’s Service 1.30 A Taste Of Britain 2.00 Flog It! 2.40 FILM: The Philadelphia Story (1940) 4.30 Final Score 5.30 Kew On A Plate 6.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. As the weather begins to warm up, there’s plenty to be getting on with in the garden. Monty Don welcomes us to Longmeadow and cracks on with some timely tasks. 7.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. For Wings of Victory week, Mainwaring and his troops stage the story of St George, but end up with one dragon too many. 7.30 Golf: The Masters - Live Hazel Irvine presents live coverage of the third round of the 79th Masters from Augusta National, Georgia. Northern Ireland’s Rory McIlroy began as one of the favourites to claim the illustrious Green Jacket. The world number one already has four majors to his name - including two in 2014 but success at the Masters has so far proved elusive. Last year US duo Bubba Watson and Jordan Speith ended the penultimate day top of the leaderboard, following rounds of 74 and 70 respectively. But it was Watson who held his nerve on the final day to claim his second Masters victory in three years. Commentary comes from Peter Alliss, Ken Brown, Andrew Cotter and Paul Azinger. 12.00am FILM: The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee (2009) Romantic comedy drama about the complexities of marriage and a bittersweet journey of self-discovery. 1.30 FILM: Free Men (2011)

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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Scrambled! 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.42 Scrambled! 8.50 Hulk & The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.05 Hulk & The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.19 Scrambled! 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 3.20 The Unforgettable Benny Hill 4.05 Big Star’s Little Star 5.05 Off Their Rockers 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Sport Stars The gloves are off as Harry Hill delivers knockout blows to the most inept sport stars to have appeared on the show. 7.00 Ninja Warriors UK Brand new series hosted by Ben Shepard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara. Competitors from all over the UK take on TV’s toughest obstacle course. 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent See highlights. 9.20 Play To The Whistle Holly Willoughby presents the brand new family entertainment show which brings together two of the nation’s biggest passions - sport and comedy. Each episode features a line-up of top sportsmen, comedians and celebrities for traditional panel show rounds. There is amusing chat about memorable sporting moments, the way in which TV viewers celebrated them and how the sportsmen and women felt at the time. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 FILM: Backdraft (1991) Starring Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert De Niro, Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Leigh. Blazing thriller about the rivalry between a pair of fire-fighting brothers while a series of suspicious fires breaks out around their town. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 The King Of Queens 7.00 The King Of Queens 7.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Grand National Morning Line 10.00 Weekend Brunch From The Grand National 1.00pm The Grand National Live From Aintree 5.15 Celebrity Fifteen To One

6.15 Channel 4 News 6.40 FILM: Independence Day (1996) Starring Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Will Smith, Mary McDonnell, Brent Spiner, Harvey Fierstein, Judd Hirsch, Robert Loggia, Harry Connick Jr., Margaret Colin, Randy Quaid. Sci-fi blockbuster directed by master of the genre, Roland Emmerich. After a violent alien race attacks the Earth, survivors must fight back to prevent the human race’s annihilation. When dozens of giant spacecraft appear above the world’s major cities, they unleash a wave of destruction upon the unsuspecting inhabitants, killing millions. 9.20 FILM: I Give It A Year (2013) Starring Anna Faris, Rose Byrne, Rafe Spall, Alex MacQueen, Stephen Merchant, Minnie Driver, Jason Flemyng, Nigel Planer, Olivia Colman and Simon Baker. Offbeat romantic comedy. Josh and Nat have tied the knot just seven months after they began dating but family and friends are unsure whether the relationship will last. 11.20 Sean Lock: Purple Van Man Sean Lock’s stand-up show, recorded in front of a sold-out audience at London’s Hammersmith Apollo. 12.25am FILM: 24 Hour Party People (2001) 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.30 Secret Location 5.20 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.25 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 The Dog Rescuers 11.05 Ice Road Truckers 12.05pm Ice Road Truckers 1.05 Ice Road Truckers 2.05 Columbo: Sex And The Married Detective 4.00 FILM: Columbo: The Most Crucial Game (1972) 5.30 Most Shocking Talent Show Moments 8.10 5 News Weekend 8.15 NCIS Drama series following the US navy’s dedicated federal agency. An NCIS agent who used to work under Gibbs asks for the team’s help investigating a case where sailors on an aircraft carrier are dying of drug overdoses, but have no history of drug abuse. 9.10 NCIS US crime drama series. When a Pentagon security camera catches a petty officer committing a murder, the NCIS team set out to track down the killer. 10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series about a team of forensic detectives on the night shift in Las Vegas. When the lone surviving daughter of a 10year-old family murder/suicide case claims to have a new memory about the fateful night, Sidle reopens the case to prove that the accused father was innocent all along. 11.05 Britain’s Favourite Detectives Countdown show looking at Britain’s best loved detectives as voted for by the public. The programme features contributions from Alan Davies, Felicity Kendal, Lynda La Plante, Phil Davis, Una Stubbs and many more. 1.50am SuperCasino 4.00 The Gadget Show 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm RSPCA Animal Rescue (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 Wild Things 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Con Air (1997) 11.15 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life. See highlights. 12.15am Hawaii Five-0 1.15 NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Night Of The Living Carrots 7.15 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: A Close Shave (1995) 7.45 FILM: Wallace And Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005) 9.05 FILM: Enemy Of The State (1998) 11.10 Family Guy (x3) 12.15am American Dad! 12.35 Family Guy (x2) 1.20 Bluestone 42 1.50 Killer Magic 2.20 Uncle

7.00pm Ice Age Giants 8.00 Wild China 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.45 Kings Of Rock And Roll 11.45 Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia 12.45am Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.20 Timeshift: Mods, Rockers And Bank Holiday Mayhem 2.20 Wild China 3.20 Sounds Of The 70s 2

1.00pm Britain’s Got More Talent: Top Ten Moments (x3) 4.00 Mr Bean (x2) 5.10 FILM: ET: The ExtraTerrestrial (1982) 7.30 FILM: Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) 9.20 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.05 Britain’s Got Talent 12.30am Britain’s Got More Talent 1.30 Hell’s Kitchen

6.00am Where The Heart Is (x2) 7.55 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 9.45 The Darling Buds Of May 10.50 FILM: Seabiscuit (2003) 1.30pm Wycliffe (x2) 3.50 Rosemary And Thyme 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 A Is For Acid 12.05am Inspector Morse

12.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.00 FILM: The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) 2.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.55 Made In Chelsea Does Come Dine With Me 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x10) 9.00 FILM: Van Helsing (2004) 11.40 Rude Tube 12.45am Channel 4’s Comedy Gala

11.25am FILM: The Three Musketeers (1993) 1.30pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 Great Canal Journeys 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 Greg Davies: The Back Of My Mum’s Head 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies: Penis Special 12.05am Father Ted

11.00am Anastasia (1997) 1.00pm Tales From Earthsea (2007) 3.15 The Rugrats Movie (1998) 4.50 27 Dresses (2008) 7.00 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 9.00 Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) 10.55 The Football Factory (2004) 12.40am The Evil Dead (1981) 2.20 Evil Dead II (1987) 4.00 Close

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SUNDAY 12 Masterchef BBC1, 7.30pm It’s the first of the semi-finals, and you can be sure that whatever you had for dinner – no matter now delicious you thought it was – is going to turn to cardboard in your taste-memory when you see these treats. Tonight it’s two teams of four and they must play silent relay with a chicken dinner. Ooh, the tension!

Poldark BBC1, 9pm Smolder, smolder, windswept smolder. Jim’s in Bodmin jail, and as it’s the 1780s this isn’t the funfilled satellite TV rest home the red top papers currently assume incarceration to be. Nope, Jim’s ill! Ye gads! Good thing he’s got good friends like Ross and Dwight on hand to plot to rescue him. Hurry up, chaps!

Tatau BBC3, 10pm This brand new supernatural murder mystery from BBC3 follows UK backpackers Kyle and Budgie as they arrive at the Cook Islands. Before they left on their travels Kyle had a tattoo inked on his arm, of his own design, and it seems to be provoking quite a reaction from the locals. Weird things are afoot.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Land Rovers Live 12.00pm Brighton HiLights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 Northern Cuisine 4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Life Stories In Life Stories we meet people with amazing stories to tell – about their lives. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events and why they love them. The fans’ story. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 FilmFest on TV 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Life Stories 5.30 Love That Car

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6.05 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile Matt Baker and Ellie Harrison are in the uplands of North Cumbria. Matt meets photographer Ian Lawson, who has spent years photographing the hill shepherds and their herdwick sheep. 7.30 MasterChef See highlights. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow makes a return visit to Belton House in Lincolnshire. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s, based on the novels by Winston Graham. With Jim gravely ill in Bodmin jail, Ross and Dwight launch a desperate mission to save him. Demelza is excited to attend a grand ball held by George. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Gabby Logan presents highlights of today’s two Premier League derbies, in which Manchester United host Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers take on Chelsea. 11.30 FILM: The Last Castle (2001) Starring Robert Redford, James Gandolfini, Mark Ruffalo, Delroy Lindo. The story of a respected and decorated general whose career ends in disgrace when he disobeys orders and is sent to a maximum-security prison dubbed the Castle. 1.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

6.30 Golf: The Masters - Live Hazel Irvine introduces live coverage of the final round of the 79th Masters from Augusta National, Georgia, as the world’s best golfers battle it out to claim the coveted green jacket awarded to the tournament winner. No European has won the Masters since 1999, while it is 19 years since the last British winner - Nick Faldo in 1996. Northern Ireland’s Rory McIlroy looked poised to end that wait in 2011, when he led by four shots going into the final day, but a disastrous final round saw him slip from contention. However, since then the world number one has proved his mettle by winning four majors and victory at Augusta would see him complete a clean sweep of golf’s biggest honours. Commentary comes from Peter Alliss, Ken Brown, Andrew Cotter and Paul Azinger. 12.00am FILM: First Snow (2006) Supernatural drama. Smooth-talking travelling salesman Jimmy Starks is convinced that his future holds big things. However, when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, Jimmy stumbles upon a fortune teller and receives an ominous prediction. With the psychic’s words lingering in his mind, Jimmy’s life slowly begins to spiral out of control. 1.35 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.30 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Formula 1: The Chinese Grand Prix - Highlights 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.25 Points Of View 4.40 Songs Of Praise 5.15 Pointless Celebrities

6.00am Great British Garden Revival 7.00 Countryfile 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 Back In Time For Dinner 12.50pm A Taste Of Britain 1.20 Triathlon: World Series - Gold Coast 2.50 FILM: Little Women (1949) 4.50 Flog It! 5.30 Penguins On A Plane: Great Animal Moves

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 The Aquabats! Super Show! 8.25 Scrambled! 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.42 Scrambled! 8.50 Hulk & The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.05 Hulk & The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.19 Scrambled! 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 Murder, She Wrote 1.30 Murder, She Wrote 2.30 Britain’s Got Talent 3.50 All Star Family Fortunes 4.35 Ninja Warriors UK 5.35 You’ve Been Framed! 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts another celebrity edition of the hit quiz show. Contestants this time are Olympic gold medallist Greg Rutherford, Birds of a Feather’s Lesley Joseph, Emmerdale’s Matt Wolfenden and football presenter Chris Kamara. 7.30 Off Their Rockers 8.00 Vera Crime drama series. When the remains of a teenage girl are found half-buried in a Northumberland wood, Vera and her team find themselves investigating a 30-year-old mystery. The remains are identified as those of miner’s daughter Carrie Telling, who vanished during the miners’ strike in 1984. Her father Bill insisted that Carrie would never run away, but his protests fell on deaf ears. Carrie went missing at a time when tension between the police and locals was at an all-time high - but is that enough reason for the murder of a young woman to go unnoticed? 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Olivier Awards 2015 12.00am Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership 12.50 TBA 1.00 TBA 1.15 TBA 1.30 TBA 1.45 TBA 2.00 TBA 2.15 TBA 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.20 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 British GT 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 The Simpsons 3.25 The Simpsons 3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.55 Channel 4 News 5.20 FILM: Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012) 7.00 Three In A Bed Series in which bed-and-breakfast owners compete to have their establishments crowned the best. 8.00 Britain’s Winter: Storm Heroes With first-person footage from those facing the brunt of the weather, including rescuers on the frontline, this documentary tells the story of Britain’s ferocious winter weather. Witness the work of the rescue services, often manned by volunteers. 9.00 Indian Summers Drama series following the decline of the British Empire and the birth of modern India. As Simla prepares for the arrival of a powerful Nawab, Madeleine is dealt some devastating news. Alice is terrified when Sarah threatens to tell everyone at the Club that Alice’s husband is still alive. 10.05 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows. 11.10 FILM: The Final Destination (2009) Starring Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Nick Zano. The fourth installment in the gory horror franchise. 12.40am FILM: Bhuvan Shome (1969) 2.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.35 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.05 River Cottage Bites 5.20 The Common Denominator 5.45 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Wanda And The Alien 8.05 Zack And Quack 8.20 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.25 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 The Dog Rescuers 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.05pm The Hotel Inspector 1.05 FILM: Are We There Yet? (2005) 2.55 FILM: Nim’s Island (2008) 4.45 FILM: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971) 6.40 5 News Weekend 6.45 FILM: Spider-Man (2002) Starring Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco. Live action adaptation of the Marvel comic strip about an alienated teen who is bitten by a genetically altered spider during a school outing and subsequently develops superhuman powers. 9.00 FILM: Olympus Has Fallen (2013) Starring Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Finley Jacobsen, Dylan McDermott, Rick Yune, Morgan Freeman, Angela Bassett. American action thriller. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack and must use his knowledge of the building and security procedures to free the president and prevent a national emergency. 11.20 Ultimate Action Movies With Vinnie Jones Action film star Vinnie Jones presents a countdown show rammed full of the biggest movie stars, car chases, catchphrases, stunts, pyrotechnics and evil baddies ever to blast their way onto the silver screen. 2.05am SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Puss In Boots: The Three Diablos 7.15 BOB’s Big Break 7.25 FILM: Megamind: The Button Of Doom (2010) 7.40 Wallace And Gromit: A Matter Of Loaf And Death 8.10 FILM: Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) 10.00 Tatau 10.40 Family Guy (x2) 11.25 American Dad! 11.45 Family Guy 12.10am Tatau

7.00pm Horizon: Seeing Stars 8.00 Voyager: To The Final Frontier 9.00 Do We Really Need The Moon? 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Biggest Band Breakups And Makeups 11.30 More Dangerous Songs: And The Banned Played On 12.30am Tubular Bells: The Mike Oldfield Story 1.30 Seeing Stars

9.05am Coronation Street Omnibus 11.35 Take Me Out 12.45pm Scorpion 1.45 FILM: Honey (2003) 3.40 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 5.35 Britain’s Got Talent 7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 8.00 FILM: The Back-Up Plan (2010) 10.10 FILM: The Bourne Identity (2002) 12.30am FILM: Almost Married (2014)

9.00am Heartbeat (x2) 11.10 A Touch Of Frost 1.20pm Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 3.35 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.40 Inspector Morse 8.00 Inside Asprey: Luxury By Royal Appointment 9.00 FILM: Gosford Park (2001) 11.50 FILM: Angela’s Ashes (1999) 2.30am The John Thaw Story

9.35am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.05pm Revenge 1.00 FILM: Hop (2011) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 6.00 FILM: Big (1988) 8.05 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 12.05am The 100 1.05 2 Broke Girls

11.00am Great Canal Journeys 12.05pm Food Unwrapped (x3) 1.40 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Restoration Man 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell

11.00am Crooks In Cloisters (1964) 1.00pm Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986) 3.40 Horton Hears A Who (2008) 5.20 Inspector Gadget (1999) 6.55 Drillbit Taylor (2008) 9.00 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.05 Copycat (1995) 1.30am The Wind Rises (2013) 4.00 Close

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MONDAY 13 Gotham Channel Five, 9pm Do you think that Jim Gordon ever laughs when it’s not in a wry manner? Nevermind, he’s got other things to concentrate on – like smoking out a murderous snake in the grass. Meanwhile, Fish Mooney readies her troops for battle while Penguin struggles to get his support into any kind of shape. Fight! Fight!

Jack Dee’s Election Helpdesk BBC2, 10pm Ever thought that Jack Dee might be able to help with your problems? That he and a panel of fellow comedians could have the answers to make your foes and fears seem more manageable? Probably not. Anyway, this gaggle of comics are ambushed with the studio audience’s dilemmas.

Far Right And Proud: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia BBC3, 9pm The first of three shows revealing the extreme side of Russia. Reggie Yates travels to Moscow days before a march in which thousands of ultra-nationalists take to the streets. As he meets artists who idolise Putin, neoNazis who believe in a white Russia, and more, it’s a bit scary.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders (x2) 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 Noise Reel 5.00 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 6.30 Darton High This year’s new students have an intake day, and who has a big crush on Tony? 6.45 Darton High Nadia’s secret has come out – only one student could be involved. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian food from recipes handed down by their parents. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboys And Angels 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Leader Interviews: Nick Clegg 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders As the Carters receive some bad news, can they reunite for the sake of their family? 8.30 A Suicide In The Family Simon Jack’s father took his own life when he was 44. Now the same age, Simon investigates the circumstances around his dad’s death and why more middle-aged men kill themselves than any other group. 9.00 MasterChef Cookery competition. The MasterChef semifinals continue with a spectacular challenge as the eight remaining cooks head to Lincolnshire to cook a celebration lunch for the Red Arrows. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton returns for another series of his talk show. Top celebrity guests join in the fun with Graham and his irrepressible audience. 12.15am FILM: Taken In Broad Daylight (2009) 1.35 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Italy Unpacked 8.15 Wanted In Paradise 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.15 Floyd On France 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts from Antiques Roadshow turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.00 Collectaholics Series exploring the weird and wonderful world of some Britain’s passionate, avid and sometimes downright obsessive collectors. 8.00 University Challenge It’s the grand final of the student quiz - when one team will get to lift the University Challenge trophy. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Food & Drink Chef and pub landlord Tom Kerridge challenges fellow chef Glynn Purnell to create a brand new recipe from scratch to go up against his own new creation. 9.00 Inside Harley Street Documentary series describing life within a unique grid of streets in central London, exploring the world of Harley Street and the surrounding medical neighbourhood. 10.00 Jack Dee’s Election Helpdesk See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Rooms, Rogues And Renters Mark Jordan reports on the cut-throat world of renting in the capital. 11.50 The Great Property Race 12.20am Sign Zone: Back In Time For Dinner 1.20 Sign Zone: The Truth About Sugar

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 1.51 ITV Weather 1.55 Regional News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Peb 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jacob makes a confession. Carly tricks Jimmy into helping her. Sam provokes Cain. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Sarah succumb to Callum’s charms? 8.00 Wild Ireland New series in which Christine Bleakley drives, climbs, walks and swims her way along the longest continuous coastal route in the world, Ireland’s 1,500 mile long Wild Atlantic Way. 8.30 Coronation Street Sarah sleeps with the enemy. 9.00 Code Of A Killer Conclusion of a drama telling the true story of how a brilliant scientist and pioneering detective united to create the most significant advance in modern criminal investigation. DCS David Baker is leading the search for the murderer of two schoolgirls. When a teenager admits to one of the murders but not the other, Baker asks Dr Alec Jeffreys to analyse the DNA evidence left at the crime scenes. 10.30 ITV News At Ten; Weather 11.00 Regional News 11.10 The Agenda The talking points of the coming week. 11.55 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.40am Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Buried secrets threaten to resurface for Porsche. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy investigates how effective omega3 supplements are. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Iceland Richard Ayoade takes actor and writer Jessica Hynes on a whirlwind trip to Iceland - a country famous for exploding natural water features, geo-thermic pools and a curious belief in elves. 9.00 Skint Observational documentary series following residents in Merthyr Tydfil, the former industrial powerhouse in the Welsh valleys. Ash, who is 23, goes for his first interview in four years. 10.00 Raised By Wolves Comedy series. Della and the kids rescue a distraught Grampy in the aftermath of a family bereavement. 10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts, alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. 11.35 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series. 12.30am The Secret Millionaire 1.25 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper 2.20 The Fairy Jobmother USA 3.10 Hugh’s Three Hungry Boys 4.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Britain’s Horror Homes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: The Port-to-Port Killer 3.15 FILM: Black Friday (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddy prepares to return to school but has not told Oscar, who starts to worry that she is distracted because she is getting bored with their relationship. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Liberal Democrats 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series showcasing the latest tech presented by Ortis Deley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley and Amy Williams. 8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. 9.00 Gotham See highlights. 10.00 Person Of Interest Actionpacked crime drama series. Reese and Finch uncover lies and conspiracies galore when the Machine dispenses the number of a prominent prosecution attorney. Is she behind the recent disappearance of her husband, or is she being framed? 10.55 FILM: Vantage Point (2008) Starring Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, Zoe Saldana and Sigourney Weaver. Conspiracy thriller. 12.45am Jackass 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 My Sister Had My Boyfriend’s Baby...and Other Betrayals 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Driving School Of Mum And Dad 9.00 The Simpsons 9.30 Futurama 10.00 Arrow 11.00 Critical 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.10 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984) 9.00 Far Right And Proud: Reggie Yates’s Extreme Russia. See highlights. 10.00 Bluestone 42 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo 8.00 The First World War From Above 9.00 Kim Philby - His Most Intimate Betrayal 10.00 FILM: North By Northwest (1959) 12.10am Do We Really Need The Moon? 1.10 The First World War From Above 2.10 Kim Philby

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Almost Married (2014) 12.45am Two And A Half Men

12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am The Royal

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Revenge 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.55 Rude Tube 1.00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Come Dine With Me

11.00am Blowing Wild (1953) 12.45pm Great Expectations (1946) 3.05 Edge Of Eternity (1959) 4.40 That Riviera Touch (1966) 6.40 Water For Elephants (2011) 9.00 The Iceman (2013) 11.10 Lawless (2012) 1.25am Play (2011) 3.45 Close