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hat a joy it is to see the sun, to pack away those winter jumpers and to finish work in daylight. The longer days give us a new energy to get out there and take advantage of the most vibrant city in the UK. Okay ‘What about London’ we hear you say, and of course London has its good points – but does it have a beach, no it does not, does it have the top food scene in the UK, no it does not, and does it have England’s largest and best arts festival and food and drink festival – no it does not! We love Brighton and Hove and all it has to offer and over the next month we promise to bring you the best that we can find, the best columnists, reviewers and entertainment updates – plus a bit of gossip and where possible scandal – well we deserve a bit of spice in our lives and Latest 7 likes it hot! Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

> 14 – 20 APRIL 2015 04 Celeb City Millionaire’s row property could buy you celebcity neighbours, Pope on the Pope and Brighton Pride lines up the stars 05 Kay Town Hands off our art education system 05 Competitions Win a Brighton Fringe Gold Membership and tickets to the new musical Point and Shoot

06 Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi on frogs; Brighton & Hove Buses go to Eastbourne 07 Theatre Royal Jodie Prenger rides into town as thigh slappin’, gun totin’ Calamity Jane 09 Chichester Festival Theatre A hot season of top drama, musicals and stars 10 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings

10 Entertainment Jessica Kellgren-Hayes on Kristen Stewart in Clouds of Sils Maria, Motown at The Hawth, comedy freedom of speech and Portico 15 Cook It! Andrew Kay reveals his secret vice at Fish + Liquor 17 The Interview Haydn Gwynne on Women On The Edge of a Nervous Breakdown 18 Reviews & Previews What’s happening, and what we think of it!

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Rub shoulders with the stars, Ms Dynamite joins Pride, and Pope’s pope portrait

GOOD NEIGHBOURS ut on the market just last week is the ultimate in celebrity homes in Hove with a cool price tag of 4 million pounds! The four bedroom beachfront home is on Millionaires’ Row, the Western Esplanade cul-desac of 11 white Art Deco houses with private beaches at the end of Hove promenade and is a real-life version of the TV comedy Stella Street. The sitcom featured impressionists playing celebrities such as Michael Caine and Keith Richards living as neighbours. But put the rubbish out here in Hove and you could be saying good morning to Oscar and Grammy award-winning singer Adele, Little Britain comedian and novelist David Walliams, DJ Norman Cook and his Strictly Come Dancing wife Zoe

righton artist Sara Pope has had quite a week, having her portrait of His Holiness Pope Francis accepted for display in the Vatican. It really couldn’t be more perfect could it? An artist called Pope creating a portrait of the Pope to be hung in the Pope’s house. Sara, who sells her art via Brighton gallery artrepublic and online at www.artrepublic.com will now see her work hung in what is essentially the largest art collections / galleries on the planet, alongside works by masters including Leonardo da Vinci, Titian, Raphael and Michelangelo. Sara trained as a shoe designer and has worked with famous brands including Paul Smith and Lacoste, but changed career just seven years ago to work full time on her art. She painted the portrait of the Pope to commemorate her first solo show in Italy last year and comments; “The walls of the Vatican are covered floor to ceiling in Raphael masterpieces the public doesn’t get to see, which is awe-inducing. To be included in one of the greatest collections in the world makes me extremely proud. I’m not Catholic, nor even religious, but the experience was probably the most emotional and spiritual of my life.” The papal portrait will now be reproduced as a print, which will be sold in aid of charities nominated by His Holiness.

Ball, and former EastEnders and Heartbeat star Nick Berry. The property has all the electronic gadgets and gizmos you would expect from one with that sort of price tag in fact it has more tricks up its sleeve than a home owned by Q from James Bond! For more information contact Brand Vaughan on Brandvaughan.co.uk, 01273 683111

’m delighted to hear that Brighton Pride have added the Mercury Prize, Brit and Mojo Award winning singer songwriter, MC, rapper and producer, to the line-up for Preston Park on Saturday 1 August. Commenting on her return to Pride, Ms Dynamite said: "In a society & world of 'boxes' it is ultimate 'strength', 'beauty' & 'courage' at it's fiercest, to stand out & not only be true to who we are, but to find happiness & to take Pride in who we are!!! I always have sooooo much fun at Pride, the energy of the crowd is empowering, and never fails to fill me to the brim with inspiration! I can't wait!!!” Get your tickets from www.brighton-pride.org

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ge might well be a state of mind but nothing pulls that state of mind more sharply into focus than the imminent arrival of my brother’s eldest child, my nephew, my godson. It hardly seems five minutes since we were playing with lego, laughing at meerkats (Ah the heavenly days when I had a real excuse to go to Drusilla’s) and building sand castles on a Cornish beach. Now he is about to graduate from Oxford Brooks after three years studying architecture and will soon be embarking on a career. I remember that stage in my life well. I graduated after four years at Chelsea School of Art and for a fleeting moment I was in that odd state of flux, what next. I was fortunate and fell into my first job

ARTS ABOUT FACE Hands off our great art education system you bunch of thieving philistines within days and I loved it. Graphic design was my career back then and I knew that it was what I wanted to do because in those days all art students had the opportunity to do a one year foundation course. Foundation was the best thing that ever happened to me, Oh I knew that I wanted to go to art college, but to study what specialism? That first year gave us all the chance to find out. It gave a few the chance to find out that art school was not for them either. Some rightly chose not to go on, for a variety of reasons. Some hated the freedom offered, they needed a more structured kind of

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educational experience, some felt that they simply could not keep up and chose to change direction sooner rather than later. I loved it, I immersed myself in the whole art school experience, dressing wildly, staying up late, working harder than I ever had at school, joining choirs and societies, going onto the college board as a student rep and generally getting stuck in. The Art Foundation Course system was very effective and after that first year I had a much clearer idea of what to do with my life from that point. It also taught me to be fearless. Now there are plans afoot to dispense with foundation courses completely. This means that hapless school leavers

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Dispensing with art foundation courses is yet another nail in the coffin of our great tradition of art education with a desire to study some form of art discipline will be forced to decide which without any guidance. At 18 I was simply not equipped with the right experience and information to decide whether my future lay in Graphic design, textiles, fashion, painting, sculpure, theatre design … I chose graphics and loved it. If you had the same experience and feel as I do that dispensing with foundation courses is yet another nail in the coffin of our great tradition of art education then please join the campaign of protest and add your name to the cause.

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’m thinking of introducing some frogs into the school pond. Here is a picture of some happy ones at the University of Sussex (photograph courtesy of Paolo - my hubbie). For a fleeting moment I thought maybe we could carry out an experiment to show how Michael Faraday explained electric current via a frog battery but then I realised that I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I’ll stick to the potato clock! Of course prior to Faraday, also experimenting on frog legs were Luigi Galvani and Alessandro Volta. Faraday (1791 – 1867) was born into a poor family yet his scientific achievements were so great that Albert Einstein kept a picture of him in his office, along with two other pictures - that of Isaac Newton and James Clerk Maxwell. Maxwell said of Faraday: “Faraday is, and must always remain, the father of the science of electromagnetism”. Faraday was born into an era when only those from privileged backgrounds could afford to study science. Through a stroke of good luck though he gained a job as an

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apprentice bookbinder and his two favourite books were: The Encyclopedia Britannica – his source for electrical knowledge; and Conversations on Chemistry by Jane Marcet – his source for chemistry knowledge. Faraday was a man who used experimentations to make scientific discoveries and he was famous for never giving up on ideas, which came from his scientific intuition. Faraday said: “Nature is our kindest friend and best critic in experimental science if we only allow her intimations to fall unbiased on our minds.” It would be great if we could re-align education with nature and get pupils to spend more time out of the classroom discovering science. I found it particularly alarming the other day to read that the UK’s Chief Medical Officer was ‘ashamed’ to report that rickets has made a comeback. Rickets is related to a vitamin D deficiency and children not spending enough time outdoors. Readers, take note!

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ou may not realise it but there are all sorts of interesting and unusual places to visit on the Brighton & Hove bus network – stretching out to Eastbourne, the South Downs, and Steyning to name but a few. There’s no shortage of variety to what anyone can do in Eastbourne. Lining the seafront alone is access to water sport for the adventurous, children’s theme parks for the family and the Napoleonic fortress turned museum for the historically curious, just to name a few attractions. Once you’ve enjoyed a scenic journey by bus, why not travel along the seafront on the Dotto Train to see the Victorian boardwalk, the 1930’s bandstand or the Sovereign Harbour, three long standing staples of the seaside town? Or perhaps even take a luxurious boat trip and enjoy the fresh sea air. Eastbourne isn’t all about its iconic seafront, however further into the town lies the award winning Eastbourne Towner Gallery. Inside you’ll find international contemporary art exhibitions, outreach art projects and Towner’s own collection. And of course, there’s a gift shop to take a piece of leading South East culture with you. And be sure not to miss out on over seven beautiful parks to explore, including the vibrant floral displays of the Carpet Gardens and the secluded, wooded amphitheatre of the Italian Gardens. Check out visiteastbourne.com for all the attractions and events available in the town - we’ve only just scratched the surface of what Eastbourne has to offer!

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Route 12, 12A, 12X (Mon-Fri only) - up to every 15 minutes. On 19th April the 12A is being extended to the Winter Gardens Route 13X – up to every 60 minutes, Sundays and Public Holidays only. The 13X is another chance to get to Eastbourne, this time diverting via Birling Gap and Beachy Head, from 19th April the service will also run on a Saturday and from 14th June – 31st August it will run every day and up to every 30 minutes on Sundays in that period. We have a range of tickets for day travel, from individual tickets to Family tickets – visit buses.co.uk to find out more.

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Marina Life Kirsty Pollard: New To Marina Square Brighton Jet Ski Tours et skiing is often described as riding a motorbike on water. It’s loved for the huge adrenaline rush and high speeds. Now open is Brighton Jet Ski Tours, they offer the opportunity for everyone to be able to experience the thrill of Jet Skiing across Brighton's waves on your own personal watercraft, plus you get to soak up the infamous Brighton landscape and landmarks. Located in Marina Square, a great location that offers free customer parking in the MSCP alongside a great range of restaurants, shops and leisure activities. Jet Skiing has been a passion for owners Stephen and Martin for many years and since becoming jet ski instructors the dream of being able to offer the experience of the open seas to everyone has become true. They have just taken delivery of new Seadoo GTI 130’s skis in Autumn 2014 and a new 2015 model expected in the next few weeks the lads are confident that Brighton Jet Ski Tour will be an experience that you won’t forget. Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager: kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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Calamity Jane shows you a rootin tootin good time, at the Theatre Royal Brighton

eeha! Theatre Royal Brighton is delighted to present a brand new production of the classic musical Calamity Jane, starring the much loved Jodie Prenger, making a welcome return to Brighton after her performance as Lady of the Lake in Spamalot, which played to packed houses throughout Christmas 2011. Jodie’s extensive theatre roles also include Oliver! and One Man Two Guvnors. She stars alongside the charismatic and vocally gifted Tom Lister (The Water Babies, Emmerdale) and a cast of talented actor-musicians. Theatre Royal Brighton has added an extra matinee on Wednesday to meet demand for

tickets for Calamity Jane, which has won praise from audiences and critics round the country for its dazzling performances, toe tapping score and high energy choreography. Calamity Jane can outrun and outshoot any man in Deadwood. Hard, boastful and desperate to impress, she travels to Chicago to recruit a star, Adelaide Adams, for the

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Deadwood Stage. But things don’t go too smoothly for Calamity, as everyone in town favours the new girl and she struggles to keep her jealousy and pride in check. It takes her long standing enemy Wild Bill Hickok to make her see sense, and realise her Secret Love… With an Oscar nominated score that includes The Black Hills Of Dakota, The Deadwood Stage

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(Whip-Crack-Away), Just Blew In From The Windy City and the Award winning song Secret Love, Calamity Jane is the perfect treat for the whole family. Calamity Jane runs: Tue 28 Apr – Sat 2 May Evening shows: 7.45pm Matinée Shows: mats 2.30pm Wed, Thu & Sat www.atgtickets.com/brighton

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CHICHESTER FESTIVAL REVAMPED A dramatic experience in the newly refurbished theatre... estival 2015 marks the first full season at Chichester following the highly successful major refurbishment completed last summer. One year on, the Festival Theatre will showcase its improved facilities with productions that use the scope of the building to its fullest potential.

At the heart of this season will be major productions of Anton Chekhov’s early plays, offering the first ever chance to see Platonov, Ivanov and The Seagull presented in repertoire with a 22-strong ensemble of distinguished actors. The Young Chekhov plays can be seen individually or as a trilogy, either over different days or on one occasion as an intense theatrical experience. This season within a season is anchored by a trio of talent – Chekhov himself, playwright David Hare, who has written all three adaptations and director Jonathan Kent, returning to Chichester following his triumphant production of Gypsy in Festival 2014. The ensemble cast includes Anna Chancellor, James McArdle and Samuel West. Two major musicals feature in the Festival 2015 season. Following his Olivier Awardwinning performance in Sweeney Todd, Michael Ball returns to Chichester in Mack & Mabel with American actress Rebecca LaChance recently confirmed as Mabel. This celebrated homage to silent movies will be directed by

The season opens with the transformation of the Festival Theatre stage into a river, complete with life-size boat Jonathan Church, with choreography by Stephen Mear. A Damsel in Distress offers a glorious depiction of English eccentricity, directed and choreographed by Rob Ashford. A new production of Educating Rita by Willy Russell features Lenny Henry making his Chichester debut as the world-weary lecturer Frank, alongside Lashana Lynch as Rita, directed by Talawa Artistic Director Michael Buffong. Tickets are already limited however Chichester’s £8.50 tickets for those aged 16-25 will be released 18 May. Visit cft.org.uk/850 for full details. The season opens with the transformation of the Festival Theatre stage into a river, complete with life-size boat, for its production of Alan Ayckbourn’s Way Upstream. This nautical comedy features Sarah Parish making her Chichester debut alongside Jason Durr, Peter Forbes, Jill Halfpenny and Jason Hughes in a characteristically dark and funny Ayckbourn comedy. The Minerva Theatre provides the intimate setting for three further plays. Continuing Chichester’s tradition of staging Jean Anouilh’s plays, there will be a new production of The Rehearsal, a razor-sharp comedy of manners directed by Jeremy Sams, who has also written the translation. The distinguished cast includes

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Edward Bennett, Niamh Cusack, Jamie Glover and Katherine Kingsley. Frank McGuinness’s award-winning portrayal of three hostages Someone Who’ll Watch Over Me, is directed by Michael Attenborough and features David Haig in the cast. For Services Rendered by W. Somerset Maugham, directed by Howard Davies, depicts the far-reaching consequences of World War One for one ordinary English family. Chichester Festival Youth Theatre marks its 30th anniversary with the world premiere of Michael Morpurgo’s Running Wild. Staged in a promenade production at Cass Sculpture Foundation, this bold and inventive production is directed by Dale Rooks and features life-size puppetry by Finn Caldwell and Toby Olié, whose previous work includes War Horse and The Elephantom for the National Theatre. On sale from Thursday 16 April. As Chichester unveils its new season, the Theatre continues to consolidate its reputation nationally and internationally with Festival 2014 productions of Taken at Midnight, Stevie and Gypsy in London during 2015, while a UK tour of Barnum continues and Singin’ in the Rain is staged in New Zealand and South Africa. For the latest news and updates visit cft.org.uk or call 01243 781312.

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Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015 The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

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STARS IN THE CLOUDS n Kristen Stewart’s new film, Clouds of Sils Maria, a veteran actress comes face-to-face with a painful reflection of herself after agreeing to perform in a revived play that launched her career 20 years earlier. Coming from French filmmaker Oliver Assayas, the film is perhaps the most meta of films released recently. Not only is it a play within a film but the casting itself plays a large part in our perception of the characters. The actress, who is best known for playing damp squib Bella in the Twilight franchise and disliking her own celebrity, is cast as the actress’ devoted personal assistant, Valentine. Juliette Binoche, whose first film with the director launched her own career, plays Maria Enders; the actress who once played the role of Sigrid, an alluring young girl who disarms and eventually drives her boss Helena to suicide. Now, however she has been cast as the older character Helena, leaving the younger role to Jo-Ann Ellis (Chloe Grace Moretz) a wildly popular and scandal-magnet starlet. Maria travels to Sils Maria, a remote region of the Alps, with Valentine, in order to prepare for the film. The casting choices mean that Kristen Stewart near embodies the mesmerising real-life connections: here is an actress known for hating fame, for the lack of privacy, for having affairs with married men, for helming a huge film franchise whilst being widely disliked even by its fans. Valentine is cast with keeping Maria’s scandals out of the public eye, for encouraging her fame whilst managing her secrets… At one point Valentine asks Maria whether the actress had a romantic affair with the play’s director when she was younger. Meaningful, since Stewart had a highly publicised affair with a married director not too long ago. Stewart was originally cast as JoAnn, which would have created some far-tooobvious allusions. Instead she shines in a role built around anti-celebrity. Stewart’s acting and her looks are often questioned: she has never been the perfect teen starlet who wore pretty pink dresses and dated the latest hunk. In fact, it is often the performance of femininity that trips her up She shines in roles that allow her to overcome the stereotypical girly look because her style of acting will never fit that mould. Male actors, such as Heath Ledger, Clint Eastwood and John Wayne, are praised for their painfully visual physical repression - for a reluctance to express emotions that aren’t just punching or shutting down. Kristen Stewart has the same compressed emotional range: turning her character’s sadness inwards, a face darkly hooded and a voice reduced to a rasp. Her face is handsome with a winsome smile and a reluctance to make direct eye contact. Rather than being a limited actress, she is the classic ‘cowboy’ from a Western, forced to play pretty girls. Breaking away from her unsuccessful femininity allows her performance in Clouds of Sils Maria to be one of surety.

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HOW SWEET IT IS Motown’s Greatest Hits boogie into the Hawth

n 1959, Berry Gordy Jnr had a dream, and with a loan of $800 he started Motown records in Detroit. In the 60s the production and songwriting talents of Holland, Dozier and Holland dominated the Detroit sound, the sound of young America, and they both penned and produced numerous hits for The Four Tops, and many more artists of the day. Tamla Motown was also the home of The Temptations, who, along with The Four Tops, have two of the longest and distinguished careers to date in popular music, going back to 1954 when the ‘Tops’ performed at a high school graduation party, and until fairly recently still consisted of the original four members. The hits continued throughout the 60s, into the 70s, the 80s, and even the 90s as Motown became a genre of music all of its own, and had people dancing ‘All Night Long’ all over the world. On Tuesday 19 May that’s exactly what’s in store at The Hawth – Motown’s Greatest Hits - How Sweet It Is – will have you dancing to the classics of Motown Legends The Four Tops, The Temptations, Smokey Robinson, Marvin Gaye, Lionel Richie, The Isley

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Brothers, The Jacksons, Stevie Wonder, Edwin Starr and many more. Motown’s Greatest Hits - How Sweet It Is both celebrates and recreates all the wonderful vibes and music that originated in Detroit in the late 1950s, and takes you on a musical journey through the golden Tamla Motown days of the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. This Show is an evening crammed full of all your Motown favourites, - Reach Out I’ll Be There, Walk Away Renee, I Can’t Help Myself, Going Loco in Acapulco, My Girl, Ain't Too Proud To Beg, Papa Was A Rolling Stone, and Get Ready, to name but a few from the ‘Tops and Temps’, plus, I heard It Through The Grapevine, Sir Duke, The Tracks Of My Tears, Dancing On The Ceiling, This Old Heart Of Mine and I Want You Back etc.

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And don’t forget all that fancy footwork, our five fantastic vocalists, Michael, Martell, Delroy, Jason and Jordan, are also trained dancers. The choreography of this show is something else and will leave you breathless! – A two hour spectacle of non stop hits, every one a classic. Motown’s Greatest Hits - How Sweet It Is is 100% LIVE, and backed and supported by their own superb musicians – The Peter Brent Orchestra, a fantastic powerhouse band, and all under the musical direction of Mr Peter Brent. Tuesday 19 May 7.30pm, The Hawth Crawley Tickets priced £23.50 (Discounts: £21.50) are available from The Hawth Box Office on 01293 553636 or book online at www.hawth.co.uk.

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Victoria Nangle

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Freedom of speech at the forefront of comedy

ast year there was a big hoo-hah about a certain character on the comedy circuit called Dapper Laughs. He was accused of encouraging rapeculture, cultivating a safe zone for sexism and the objectification of women, and generally being more offensive than funny. He also had a TV show on ITV2. Now, there are a lot of comics out there who are deemed ‘offensive’. Many of them are also deemed to be incredible comedians, such as Frankie Boyle, Sarah Silverman, Doug Stanhope and Jerry Sadowitz, to name a few. The difficulty here seemed to be Dapper Laughs had gone from being a Vine sensation to a few live gigs, and then straight to the tellybox. He hadn’t paid his dues and honed his craft, and – more quizzically – he was being given a TV show of his very own at a reasonably prime time spot when other, more experienced, comics were being kept out of the small screen limelight due to the apparently inflammatory content of their material. Does anyone remember a certain rising in comedy in the 1980s known as ‘alternative comedy’, with the bastion of all that was seen as good taste and morality Mary Whitehouse being roundly lambasted

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by those pushers of the frontiers of censorship? Hmmm. I’m not saying that Dapper Laughs is the new Rik Mayall, the very thought urges me to spit the sentence away in disgust. However, I am saying that the live comedy circuit is supposed to be a place where boundaries are tested and ideas blown apart. Where freedom of speech is pushed beyond tastes, and familiar ideas smashed without respect. That is what makes it different from the telly. The telly has to be more subdued and honorable – anyone can see it, even after the Watershed. Whereas in something that is being eroded on the live circuit, by the stealthy smartphone video clip and recordings, is the chance to play fast and loose and hear some really confrontational and uncomfortable ideas – sometimes from really big names, and sometimes from really big brains. Chris Rock has complained that with this current danger of a new piece of material ending up on YouTube without your permission, there’s less of an opportunity to take risks. And he has some great risk-taking material. Comedy is there to entertain and make you laugh, but also challenge the status quo. You don’t have to like what it says, but it must have the freedom to speak and push in all directions – not just the ones we’re comfortable pushing in. And in celebration of that, one of California’s most outspoken and cutting comics, Scott Capurro, is this week’s recommendation. Described by critics as ‘vaingloriously poisonous’ and ‘the best way to spend an hour!’ Step out of your comfort zone. Scott Capurro – Islamohomophobia: Reloaded, Komedia, Sunday 19 April, 7.30pm, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

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WHAT’S ON ... ART: JILL TATTERSALL Brighton based mixed media artist, who blends the abstract and figurative to male dreamlike, vivid image and patterns. Pelham House, St. Andrew's Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until 12 May ART: IN BETWEEN A collaborative exhibition by Christianne Haag, Klaudia Dietwich, Buffy Kim and Barbara Karsch-Chaieb. These artists explore the multifaceted term 'in between' the unseen traces, shadows and light, and the in between of cultures, borders and genders. Naked Eye, 5 Farm Mews, Farm Road, 01273 204800. Until 30 April. EVENT: SAVE OUR BRIGHTON HIPPODROME BENEFIT Special campaign benefit screening of the 1965 film Be My Guest, featuring unique scenes in Brighton Hippodrome, with an introduction by David Fisher. Back by popular demand! Komedia, Sunday 19 April, 3pm, £10/8 EVENT: CAPTAIN FLINN AND THE PIRATE DINOSAURS Following a rollicking award winning run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, London Wonderground and Southbank Centre, Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs set out on tour. When Flinn discovers a pirate hiding in the school supply closet, it's all aboard me hearties, for a real live pirate adventure! Captain Stubble needs Flinn's help to find his stolen ship, but there are some mean pirate dinosaurs on the loose, so Flinn and his friends soon sail into trouble... The Old Market, Saturday 18 April, 1.30pm & 4pm, £10/9

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PORTICO

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Once a quartet, now a trio, as Jack Wylie tells Jeff Hemmings hat's in a word? Sometimes a great deal…. From former Mercury Music Prize nominees Portico Quartet, to just Portico, much has changed for this new-born trio, who once upon a time traded in groovy, instrumental jazz, and folk. Now, they are into electronics, trippy dance and vocals. The change in sound has been profound, as can be heard on the new album ‘Living Fields’. "We got to the point about a year ago, where we were a bit fed up and not feeling creative. We were about to stop doing it, but we thought we'd wipe the slate clean and give it another go. We were going to change the name completely, but we thought that dropping the word Quartet would be a signifier that we weren't going to play that kind of music anymore, that jazz stuff," says Jack Wyllie, who along with Milo Fitzpatrick and Duncan Bellamy, make up the current Portico. Original member Keir

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1 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton Vine left last year prior to the name change and change of direction…. "It was time for us to do something new and not feel restricted by our past, the heavy jazz associations we had. Our taste in music had changed and we wanted to do something that reflected that. The instrument palette is substantially wider too, there's a lot of drum machines, live drums, lots of guitar which is pitched down an octave, electric bass, quite a few sampled saxophones (which was Jack's man in instrument in the Quartet version of Portico), heavily manipulated and processed, so they don't sound like saxophones much… Lots of ambient recordings; one of an old ship being torn apart, the noise of our studio, lots of stuff!" Although they did feature one vocalist on their last album as Portico Quartet, this time they

have made the conscious decision to include vocals more prominently on Living Fields. Jono McCleery sings lead on four tracks, alt-j's Joe Newman on three, and Jamie Woon on one. "It was something (singing) we had been meaning to do for a while. It was all part of the change, starting fresh, moving away from that jazz world. "We lived with Jamie for a couple of years, and he knew Jono, who's does all the vocal duties on tour. And I grew up with Joe, we lived four doors away from each other. He was really good friends with my younger brother. They used to play in band together; I heard some of the early embryonic songs of alt-j while they were rehearsing. We always had a mutual appreciation of each other's music." The Haunt, Sunday 19 April, 7pm, £16.88

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2 SENIOR SERVICE Slow Train 3 The Black Fields The Fighter 4 ULTRALITES Zero Hours 5 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 6 Alternate Function Not So Bad 7 Bluestone Salsero 8 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 9 Frankie Sling Humn 10 CASCADES What Have You Done To Me? 11 Alternate Function Under Attack 12 Cascades Run

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FLASH BACK FRIDAYS Only the best 80's and 90's with a few 00ties tunes to see into the weekend. Plus an assortment of offers to get you in the vibe, including alcoholic candy floss. Plus Brighton’s only adult ball pit. Throw off the week with fun. FunFair Club, Friday 17 April, 10pm–5am, free

JAGUAR SKILLS According to Jaguar Skills legend, 'he came from London, England, and went into the mountains of northern Spain, to a hide out, to hang with Ninja Master Sho Kosugi and Wayward Taoist guru Barefoot Doctor.' Adored by everyone from Mark Ronson to Lup... Coalition, Saturday 18 April, 11pm–4am, £7 SPELLBOUND

The '80s club night for people who HATE '80s nights, with Jenna Allsopp and Simon Price (the team behind legendary London glam night Stay Beautiful) playing alternative classics by the likes of Siouxsie, Soft Cell, Stray Cats, Smiths and Specials. Komedia, Saturday 18 April, 9pm–3am, £6/5

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BRIGHTON’S ARTY Alison Krog

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ust because I married a Dane doesn’t mean I’m a sucker for all things Scandi. (Although I’ve never met anyone else with ‘buy a Sarah Lund sweater’ on their bucket list. And it does mean I get Georg Jensen jewellery every Christmas.) My penchant for Nordic knitwear aside, I defy anyone not to be charmed off their chair by the style of Brighton-based, half-Danish illustrator and artist Mia Underwood. Mia creates multi-media drawings, paintings and soft sculptures inspired by the natural world, woodland creatures and mysterious folk tales. She’s always Mia Underwood experimenting with new techniques - from painting on wood with gold leaf to making three-dimensional needle-felted animals. (How amazing is this tiger!) She has been curating the art exhibition Into the Woods in Brighton since 2009, and has published two books, Nordic Crafts and My Felted Friends. You can see more of her work in our new book: Art in Brighton 2015 – so get hold of a copy now. Don’t miss: Is Farm Road the most densely creatively populated corner in the city? Perhaps. And there’s never been a better time to find out. Because at The Naked Eye Gallery , David Donno is Jill Tattersall hosting an international, collaborative exhibition in which artists explore the multifaceted term 'in between'. Indulge in the unseen traces of the face of the environment, shadows and light evolving between architectural structures and urban spaces, being in between cultures, borders and genders and the link between Germany and England. Until 30 April. Out of town: After 15 years or so of trying to find out what art’s all about, Jill Tattersall admits she still hasn’t a clue. But that hasn’t stopped her capturing those intense, extra-vivid In Between moments we all experience in glorious visual form. Often she’ll start out by making her own paper – a time-consuming process that gives each piece a unique and distinctive texture. Jill is currently sharing an exhibition with Mark Greco at Pelham House, Lewes. Until 12 May.

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with Andrew Kay

SEASONS EATINGS

Andrew Kay finds much to like at Fish + Liquor

hen I first came to Brighton some thirty years ago one of the things I loved was the seafront in the winter months. Back then things were shuttered and boarded up at the end of summer until the tourists returned at the start of the next season, which was always Easter whether it fell early or late. The advent of a year round tourism scene has no doubt benefitted the city's prosperity, but I still miss my blustery winter walks along the lower promenade and up onto Madeira Drive. Brighton's sea views are far less exciting in the calmer summer months than they are when the winds howl across the beach and the sea crashes onto the pebbles. You can still enjoy that of course but it now comes served with a host of fashionable bars and eateries. Nice as that is, I miss the odd off season thing. Last week I took a wintery walk along Madeira Drive to Fish + Liquor. The venue has long served fish and chips but the new owner has given it a thorough make-over, giving it a mid-century modern vibe and adding a good selection of drinks too. I admit to being apprehensive. I am a lover of traditional fish and chips and a great fan of Bardsley's in Baker Street. Fish + Liquor could quite easily have become one of those mad deconstructed fish and chip jobbies, you know the kind, where the chef decides that the great British classic needs re-inventing when to my mind it does not. What do you think? I was joined by my friend Mr G, a pescatarian, who occasionally indulges in a bratwurst. Odd, I know. We settled at a comic page covered table and I had a heart starting double espresso to knock the sharp corners off what had been a very long day. Followed of course by a pint each of very good craft IPA, an excellent start to what turned out to be a rather good fish supper. Mr G chose the cod and chips with a side of mayonnaise. He is part German and chips in his

I still miss my blustery winter walks along the lower promenade

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home-land require mayo it would seem. I prefer haddock, a bit meatier and fuller in flavour than cod. At this point I will reveal my guilty secret. Since childhood I have been a fan of chip shop curry sauce. So I was delighted to find it on the menu and ordered it. We waited what I can only describe as the appropriate amount of time for our fish to have been cooked fresh to order. Our meals arrived on wooden boards. Now I know this offends some – I personally find meals on a roof tile rather annoying – but wooden boards? Well I can live with them, especially when the food is good, and this was very good! Point one, the chips were crisp outside and fluffy inside, they came in a bucket which is a bit of a fashion silliness but being confined did keep them hot. Point two, the batter was stunning, crisp as a very crisp thing, not flabby or floury and cooked through. It was very well done and in being well done it meant that the fish inside was steamed to perfection rather than being greasy. It's all about the right temperature, fat or oil, and clearly it was. Point three, the tartare sauce was home made and very well made at that. I despair of bottled tartare

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sauce which is a characterless vinegary slop. And don't get me on to plastic sachets of sauce which make my blood boil. Oh I nearly forgot, the curry sauce, well to be honest it was exactly as I wanted it, good old fashioned curry sauce, a sweet and mildly spicy gloop into which I could pop the chips. I liked the seared lemon half too, the singed flesh does give the citrus an interesting edge. Price wise it was surprisingly inexpensive, especially to be sat inside. Portion wise it was more than generous, I could not finish my chips. That of course could have been because we tried the fishcakes. I like a fishcake but to be honest there are some bad ones around, made with too much potato and not good potato at that. These however were very meaty with flaked fish, well seasoned with a hint of lemon zest, and coated in crisp panko crumbs. In short I liked it a lot and was sad to have to forego a slice of home-made Victoria sandwich cake – another time, as I am sure there will be one. Fish + Liquor, 15 Madeira Drive, Brighton, 01273 604462

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ART 5 GALLERY GLITTERS THIS SPRING Immerse yourself in the creations of Yvonne Coomber... RT 5 Gallery is delighted to announce ‘Enchanted’, a solo exhibition of work by sought after, Devon based artist, Yvonne Coomber. This exhibition showcases an exclusive new collection of her sparkling signature florals, as well as her dreamy landscapes and lively abstract pieces. Yvonne’s love of nature and the English countryside deeply influences her work. She captures the chaotic yet harmonious energy within nature, whilst bringing warmth and joy to the canvas. Yvonne beautifully unites various materials to create layers of tactile texture, adding another dimension to her captivating paintings. Gallery owner Paola Calise is delighted to be showcasing such unique artwork “We’re very excited to be hosting another solo exhibition of acclaimed artist Yvonne Coomber. After the remarkable success of her first solo show in Sussex with us last year, we’re proud to be the foremost exhibitor of Yvonne’s work in the South for the past 8 years”. Visit this exclusive exhibition and be bewitched by Yvonne’s enchanting vision of nature as a magical garden. Enchanted is a free exhibition running from 18th to 25th April. Art5 Gallery, 5 Bartholomews, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1HG. 01273 774222.

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HAYDN SEEK Haydn Gwynne, shows her considerable stage talent in Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown in the West End. Victoria Nangle finds out more ...

Firstly, congratulations on your nomination. this isn't your first Olivier nomination… Yes, I've made the loser’s stage many times (laughs) for different things. I mean I've had some luck in a few. I think you have to go [to the awards]. There are several nominees up there, you're very lucky, it's such a lottery. I mean there are loads of wonderful performances from people out there. There are always arguments over who should be in this who shouldn't be in that. I think you have to thank your luck, it shows you've been noticed. You're lucky you get the role in the first place to be honest, because for actors particularly – generally speaking, you get nominated when you've been given a bloody good role to play, if you know what I mean. Without being self deprecating at all, you know you need a good role – particularly in musical theatre. You also need a good song. Both Tamsin (Greig) and I here have both been nominated and got lovely roles to play, very different ones. Where you familiar with Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown before you were cast? No I wasn’t. I was obviously familiar with Pedro Almodóvar, not an expert on his movies by any means. And I was like; Have I seen ‘Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown’? Because I sometimes get the titles mixed up, but in fact no, I hadn’t. So I came to it fresh. What do you think makes it continue to appeal to audiences in the 21st century because the film came out in ’88? Almodovar’s work often works - or used to work - on two levels. On the personal, on the character, but he’s often saying something else. At the time, the Franco era was not long gone, so when the film actually came out it was also operating as a sort of metaphor for Spain. Coming out from under the tyranny, if you like, of a dictator and rediscovering its freedom and – obviously that’s not something that we’re particularly thinking about, if at all now, in England in 2015. So I think it’s really about the characters. I mean it is a comedy. It’s a farce particularly, so that can work in any era. But certainly the characters - if the characters have any truth in them underneath the craziness – that will be relevant in any era. There are period touches in it and a lot of the plot revolves round an answer machine. You

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I think there are opportunities perhaps for more crossgender casting generally little unexpected because of the way that the character is set up. It takes them aback and gives them quite a big lump in their throats. Particularly because the character has been set up very much in the comic vein up to that point and it suddenly gets a bit real. And that’s one of the pleasures of the show, that it walks this line between absurdity – and it is certainly great fun – and then with deeper more serious issues.

know you can’t update it because you can get hold of everybody on their mobile phones now. And the play just wouldn’t be able to exist in a modern setting in terms of its narrative. But what’s going on with the women and all of their varying, near emotional breakdowns, hopefully is relevant today. In my case, I’m the only character who has had a full on breakdown. She’s been locked up in a mental institution for 19 years, now she’s out and she’s suing her ex husband for deserting her 20 years earlier. And what my song is about in the second half, called ‘Invisible’, is also about the invisibility of the middle aged woman and what happens. There’s a line in it where; ‘now things are pretty much the same as how they used to be, the young men still are smiling’ – she talks about at the beginning of the song how the young men all used to smile at her, and she says; ‘the young men still are smiling, they just never smile at me’. You know, waking up one day and suddenly everything is in the past. And where did that life go that you thought you were going to have? And.. oh. It’s gone. And certainly the older women in the audience are very taken aback. Because it’s a rather unusual thing for a song to sing about. A

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You've done a lot of stage recently in recent years. With Maxine Peake’s Hamlet getting a lot of recognition recently are there any traditional male theatre roles that you would like to approach at some point? I've looked at Macbeth when I was playing Lady Macbeth years ago, and listening... as wonderful as Lady Macbeth is as a role it's quite short and it's kind of like pages have been torn from the book. And where her mental disintegration begins, it does work incredibly well – almost indestructibly well – (that) sleepwalking scene, that she just disappears from the play all together and when she begins to see glimpses of her conscience you know – she has four lines of doggrel! Whereas, Macbeth, from that point on, had some of the greatest soliloquies, extraordinary! Up there with the best Shakespeare's ever written. And I do remember standing back stage going: I'll never play that role. so, it would be great if more of those did come my way. I also think there are opportunities perhaps, for more crossgender casting generally. You know we often update Shakespeare, costumewise and what have you, and budget reasons of course, but also to try and give them a feeling of relevance. But we don't often bother to look at where we might transgender the roles, some of the supporting roles. I'd love more of that to happen. Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown, Playhouse Theatre, London, £24.50–125, 0844 871 7615 , www.atgtickets.com Picture: Alastair Muir

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PREVIEWS Forgotten Fields From the creative minds behind Kendall Calling comes this intimate capacity festival for only 4000. With a line-up including Super Furry Animals, Basement Jaxx, The Levellers, Razorlight, De La Soul, Public Service Broadcasting, The Horrors, Augustines, British Sea Power, Slamboree, DJ Yofa Presents: Breakfast Of Champions, and much more. Eridge Park, 7–9 August 2015, £90, www.forgottenfields.co.uk

Standby For Tape Back-Up, The Old Market, 4 April 2015 ★★★★★ Joe Fuller

Ruthie Henshall One of the most celebrated international stars in musical theatre will be headlining a summer concert at Folkington Manor in support of the Kent,

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Ross Sutherland has created a unique piece of synchronisationmultimedia-theatre, utilising an old VHS tape that he and his grandad used to record on to tell the story of his life. Sutherland would rap/recite poetry in very raw, revealing detail in sync with footage from a variety of footage, often revolving around the death and life of his grandad. Inspired moments included using an old bank advert to reflect the repetitive, grinding nature of work and a hilarious section on The Crystal Maze and how the brain doesn't take things in properly when under pressure. The final message was a little muddled, but as an exercise in technical and lyrical skill the evening was a joyous success.

Oklahoma! Oklahoma! has arrived in Sussex, the evergreen Rodgers and Hammerstein’s classic and their first collaboration which proved to be an instant hit in 1943. This 2015 production is full of the warmth and pioneer spirit of the Oklahoman prairies. Despite the sunny outlook there is a dark side to the sun-soaked American dream in the form of brooding and brutish farmhand

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Jud (Nic Greenshields). The showdown between cowboy Curly (Ashley Day) and Jud over the independent-woman Laurey (Charlotte Wakefield) is gripping. Belinda Lang is great as Aunt Eller and Gary Wilmot as old pedlar Ali Hakim is a real treat. The Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, 7 April 2015 ★★★★★ Jacob White

Priceless. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 1 April 2015 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

Dylan Moran – Off The Hook

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Dylan Moran was as thoughtprovoking, idea-tickling, personal, personable and humble as ever, making even the Brighton Dome's largest space seem intimate in his delivery and connection. Always speaking from his own unique perspective, Moran waltzed through such mundane topics as long-term relationships, having kids, shopping, and dieting – all the while putting his own spin on it so as to add sprinkles of magic and blarney. A delightful example of this and a fabulous bonus was Moran's encore, now practically de rigeur with the big name comedy show format, when he strode back onto the stage to share his own attempt cashing in on the 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' phenomenon.

Surrey & Sussex Air Ambulance. The leading lady in Billy Elliot, Ruthie Henshall, will showcase songs from all the greatest musicals from both sides of the Atlantic in ‘Musicals at the Manor’. Folkington Manor , Near Polegate, 21 June 2015, £130 (group ticket £1,250), 01323 483956, www.folkingtonmanor.com

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Do you remember watching Top of the Pops in June 1982, when Jeffrey Daniel performed the 'moonwalk’? Then you should have been there to honour the longevity of soul survivors Shalamar. Whilst they are best remembered for disco hits, there is much more to them. They benefit greatly from having three strong vocalists; Jeffrey, Howard Hewett and new edition Carolyn Griffey all take turns to shine. They delivered all of the hits, and some new material, accompanied by slick yet playful dance routines, and even some body-poppin’. The whole evening was right in the groove, leaving a forty-something crowd on a midweek high. Shalamar, Concorde 2, 1 April 2015 ★★★★★ Martin Baron

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Spear Of Destiny were formed in 1983 after the demise of Kirk Brandon’s post punk iconic rockers Theatre Of Hate. Hard to believe we know but it is true, Kirk Brandon has now been leading Spear Of Destiny for over 30 years. 2014 saw the release of the band’s 13th studio album ‘31 (ThirtyOne)’. The Haunt, 29 April 2015, £15, www.thehauntbrighton.co.uk

Iain Lee Vs Radio Why did Nicky Campbell drop himself in it when talking about foxes? What do callers to local radio REALLY think about Mayor Boris Johnson and surely old lady professors know what you can and what you most definitely can’t say on the radio? These are the clips that all radio presenters would rather you forgot, and Iain has collected into an hilarious show. Komedia, 10 September 2015, £14.50/12, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/Brighton

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TUESDAY 14 Britain’s Favourite Foods – Are They Good For You? BBC2, 9pm In 2014 the British public spent 84 billion pounds on food. That’s more than a finger of Fudge. We consumed 1.34 billion kilos of potatoes, and 730 million kilos of bananas.Professor Alice Roberts looks at what we buy the most of, and how we can make it work best for us.

My Big Fat Asian Wedding Channel 4, 10pm Following one of Britain’s busiest and most exuberant Asian wedding planners, Raj Somaiya, set to mark his family business as the leading organiser of decadent and lavish ceremonies. With some events costing six figures, guest lists running to 300 or 400, and desperate one-up-manship, there’s plenty to celebrate.

The 100 E4, 9pm You’d think the kids at Mount Weather have seen it all. Their friends have had their bone marrow harvested to death, they’ve been locked up, farmed, and had the joys of chocolate cake taken way from them. This week Jasper and Maya witness a ‘horrible’ act. These writers are nastily creative.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 Biz Buzz Ollie Wilson discovers the latest developments in small, medium and large enterprises. 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Novel Ideas The novelist Tony Macaulay interviews the novelist Tara West. 8.45 Hindsight: The Shorts Proving innocence for the victims of a bomb that ripped through the heart of a north Belfast community. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 10.00 Life Stories 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton’s independent cult store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 2.45 Novel Ideas 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Life Stories 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboys And Angels 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ronnie begins to talk, but does she know the truth about Roxy and Charlie? 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. As Guy struggles to hold it all together with the launch of the supercentre and Jac’s disappearance, he’s at serious risk of losing it all. 9.00 Ordinary Lies Drama following the lives of an ordinary group of colleagues and friends as their seemingly small lies spiral out of control. Ex-gambling addict Pete is just about keeping his head above water, but as his financial troubles worsen, he finds that the secrets he has successfully kept hidden start to be exposed. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Millionaire Basement Wars The super-rich are maximizing property value in the heart of London as never before. But they’re not building up, they’re digging down, creating mega-basements or ‘iceberg homes’. 11.35 FILM: Moonlight Mile (2002) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Dustin Hoffman. Drama set in the 1970s, in which love and death collide as a young man’s fiancee dies suddenly. 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Italy Unpacked 8.15 Your Home In Their Hands 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.15 Floyd On France 3.40 Are You Being Served? 4.10 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Hilary Kay investigates a rare medal and reveals the details of an extraordinary act of bravery. 7.00 Collectaholics Series exploring the weird and wonderful world of some Britain’s passionate collectors. The team meet James, a man obsessed with the popstar Madonna. 8.00 Back In Time For Dinner Historical cooking show. The Robshaw family enter the 90s. It might sound recent, but the years that have elapsed since 1990 soon become obvious. 9.00 Britain’s Favourite Foods Are They Good For You? See highlights. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. Joining Jools on the first show of the series are Blur, singer-songwriter Laura Marling, the Vaccines, Songhoy Blues, Natalie Prass, Davina and the Vagabonds and Marc Almond, who joins Jools at the piano for a chat. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Inside Harley Street Documentary series. 12.20am Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 1.20 Sign Zone: The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Emma turns James’s situation to her advantage. Carly gets on the wrong side of Debbie. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live: Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid Mark Pougatch is joined by Roy Keane, Paul Scholes and Lee Dixon for a mouthwatering quarterfinal, first leg between Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid. Last year they met in a memorable final, with Real needing extra time to win their tenth European crown. With Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City all being knocked out in the last round, the only British player left in the competition is Gareth Bale who scored in that final. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the first leg of the quarter-final between Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid. 11.40 Benidorm Madge unwittingly gives Donald and Jacqueline the impression that she is a swinger. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Harry braces himself to come clean. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Burger Bar To Gourmet Star Reality series in which fast food cooks are taught by some of the country’s most refined chefs. Jodie works in a snack van in Worcester, where much of the food is brought in ready made. Jodie dreams of learning to cook, but is held back by her phobia of meat on the bone. She goes to train under Alan Murchison at L’Ortolan in Berkshire. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. A football mad dad channels techniques from the terraces to overcome his own squeamishness, and a devoted husband who never leaves his wife’s side is in danger of missing the birth. 10.00 My Big Fat Asian Wedding See highlights. 11.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls. 12.00am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 12.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 1.50 British GT British 2.15 Crusaders: Back From The Dead 3.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Her Fatal Flaw (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ryan tries to get Phoebe to perform a song for him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The UK Independence Party 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. 8.00 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives have been turned upside down when their home became a living nightmare. 9.00 Can’t Pay? Final Demand Special Documentary series. In one of the most extreme cases ever seen on the series, high court eviction officer Kevin Stokes faces a physical assault, while Paul Bohill and his team deal with a difficult case involving a mother and daughter. 10.00 2,000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings And A Pickled Ear Documentary featuring three people with many, many tattoos, piercings and body modifications. 11.00 200 Nips And Tucks And I Want More! Documentary about people who have become addicted to body-enhancing surgery. 12.00am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Critical 10.00 Forever 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 4.00 Stargate Atlantis

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Ecstasy Wars: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 Killer Magic 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Ecstasy Wars 1.30 Killer Magic 2.00 Far Right And Proud: Reggie Yates’s Extreme Russia

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo 8.00 Crossing England In A Punt: River Of Dreams 9.00 The Plantagenets 10.00 A Very British Airline 11.00 Voyager: To The Final Frontier 12.00am Ice Age Giants 1.00 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Educating Joey Essex 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am The Royal 1.25 Wycliffe

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100. See highlights. 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

3.20pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies: 36Stone Woman 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Geordie (1955) 1.05pm 3.10 To Yuma (1957) 2.55 The Long Memory (1953) 4.45 Crooks In Cloisters (1964) 6.50 The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012) 9.00 Wild Things (1998) 11.10 Basic Instinct (1992) 1.40am Side By Side (2012) 3.50 Close

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WEDNESDAY 15 Million Pound Properties Channel 4, 8pm For those who love to read Latest Homes to plan their next fantasy home-move, gorge yourself on this feast of decadence and wellpositioned shoe-boxes. From a Scottish castle to a London bolthole, and filmed over the course of a year, this looks at exactly how much one million (cue Dr Evil raised finger) pounds can get you.

Newzoids ITV1, 9pm A brand new satirical and topical puppet animation sketch show, featuring the voices of top impressionists Jon Culshaw, Debra Stephenson, Lewis Macleod and Simon Greenwall. As the election approaches you can bet your last piece of foam that this lot will be cutting into the hopeful leaders.

Virtually Famous E4, 10.50pm Our favourite Brighton-boy done good and former Latest 7columnist Seann Walsh returns as team captain of the popular panel show,celebrating the weird and the wonderful to be found online. Joining him is host Kevin McHale, fellow captain Chris Stark, plus Dappy, Alex Brooker, Ellie Taylor and a posh chap.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Northern Cuisine 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, their history, and why they love them. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave 10.00 Beyond The Grave 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Beyond The Grave (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboys And Angels 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Leader Interviews: David Cameron 8.00 MasterChef Cookery competition. The seven remaining amateurs face a challenge that will really put their skills to the test. They must cook the judges a dish using scraps, trimmings and leftovers. 9.00 Secret Britain Series exploring the hidden corners of the UK and revealing landscape secrets. In North Yorkshire, Adam Henson meets the farmer whose dad discovered a secret Roman villa while ploughing. Ellie Harrison tries to solve the puzzle behind Britain’s highest pub - why was the Tan Hill Inn built atop the moor, miles from the nearest customers? And Adam discovers the remains of a forgotten glass-making industry. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 FILM: Wild Hogs (2007) Starring Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H Macy, Ray Liotta and Marisa Tomei. Comedy. 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Italy Unpacked 8.15 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.15 Floyd On France 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce investigates the story of a Holocaust survivor and visits the Nazi concentration camp, Bergen-Belsen. 7.00 Collectaholics Mark Hill steps back in time as he visits 35-year-old Peter, a collector who has transformed his home back into an early 20th century working cottage. 8.00 The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives Series following four female pest controllers as they do battle with Britain’s most common household pests. 9.00 Kill The Christians Christianity is facing the greatest threat to its existence in the very place where it was born. Jane Corbin travels across the Middle East to some of the holiest places in Christendom and finds that hundreds of thousands of Christians are fleeing Islamic extremists, conflict and persecution. 10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks into love with the rather lovely Josh Widdicombe, Aisling Bea, Tony Hawks and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Britain’s Favourite Foods Are They Good For You? Professor Alice Roberts discovers which are Britain’s most popular fresh foods. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Billion Dollar Chicken Shop 1.20 Sign Zone: Kew On A Plate

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Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Leyla helps Carly. James struggles with his guilt. 7.30 Coronation Street Owen waves goodbye to the street. 8.00 Give A Pet A Home Brand new series which sees Amanda Holden recruit a team of celebrity animal lovers – this week’s include Julian Clary, Peter Andre, Chris Kamara, Coleen Nolan, Kimberly Wyatt and Denise Lewis – who leave their glitzy lives behind as they devote their time to finding new homes for the mistreated and abandoned creatures. 9.00 Newzoids See highlights. 9.30 The Delivery Man Comedy series about a man who changes careers. Matthew is a policeman who becomes disillusioned with his job and quits to become a male midwife on a busy maternity ward. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Raining In My Heart Documentary telling the heartwarming story of three extraordinary children at the forefront of cancer research. 11.40 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands Documentary series. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 British Touring Car Championship Live: Brands Hatch 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Celine gets more than she bargained for when her interfering stirs deep emotions. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Million Pound Properties See highlights. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Gryllls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. The island has been battered by a series of torrential storms and without a decent shelter the men have barely slept. They haven’t had a decent meal since they arrived and a bitter rivalry between the island’s two builders, Paul and Andy, has turned into all-out war. 10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. 11.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. 12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Snowbombing 2015 1.00 FILM: Cyrus (2010) 2.30 Burger Bar To Gourmet Star 3.25 Location, Location, Location 4.20 River Cottage Bites 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Betrayed (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddy is upset when Oscar tells her that he wants to break up. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Conservative Party 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 9.00 Celeb CSI NY: Kim Kardashian New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series. The murder of a former drug addict uncovers a sinister insurance scam worth millions of dollars. 10.00 Celeb CSI: Taylor Swift Drama series. The CSIs investigate the murder of a 16-year-old girl at a motel. Nick recognises the victim as someone he knew. 10.55 Celeb CSI: Ozzy Osbourne Crime drama series about a team of forensic detectives. 11.50 Celeb CSI: Sharon Osbourne Drama series about a team of forensic crime investigators. 12.45am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 The Classic Car Show 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 The Holidaymakers 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Wild Things 9.00 FILM: Con Air (1997) 11.15 Stella 12.15am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.15 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 Far Right And Proud: Reggie Yates’s Extreme Russia 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Killer Magic 1.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 2.00 Siblings 2.30 Siblings 3.00 Far Right And Proud

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo 8.00 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 Treasures Of Ancient Greece 10.00 City Beneath The Waves: Pavlopetri 11.00 Do We Really Need The Moon? 12.00am A Day At The Zoo 1.00 The Quizeum

10.00am Up All Night 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Britain’s Got More Talent 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 FILM: Red Dragon (2002) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am City Lights (x2)

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 FILM: Hairspray (2007) 9.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.50 Virtually Famous. See highlights. 11.40 Made In Chelsea 12.50am Rude Tube 1.55 How I Met Your Mother

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House Nation 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Death Drums Along The River (1963) 12.45pm The League Of Gentlemen (1960) 3.00 The Stranger Wore A Gun (1953) 4.45 Jungle Book (1942) 6.55 The Duellists (1977) 9.00 The Sweeney (2012) 11.15 Pusher (2012) 1.00am The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) 3.50 Close

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THURSDAY 16 The Secret Life Of The Pub Channel 4, 10pm Men’s talk. Yup, this is a fly-onthe-wall newbie, hiding in plain sight and recording what the geezers, chaps and dudes talk about when they’re having a jar or two in The Lord Nelson in London’s East End. From Cudge and Dodds who have been mates for 35 years, to City boys Joel and George out of their element.

The Mentalist Channel Five, 10pm Um... hate to break it to you guys but one of the team... you know – that team that we’ve grown to become quite fond of that make up The Mentalist’s ensemble? Yup, one of them. They get killed tonight. Yeah. Everyone else is pretty devastated too. Can’t tell you who it is though. Guess who’s at the top of their Most Wanted?

Scorpion ITV2, 9pm These were just supposed to be the science geeks, right? They barely get time to see their home base lab-place before they’re dashing off to South America, war-torn anonymous-land, or even the beach. So, this time the ‘science geeks’ protect a key witness about to testify against a drug cartel whilst on the run.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Post Feature 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Film Live Academy The ultimate guide on all aspects of filmmaking, covering everything you need to know. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest The amazing Cate Ferris filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton. 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Albion Night 5.30 Film Live Academy

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboys And Angels 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Aleks makes a huge decision, but what will Roxy decide to do? Tina and Sonia have a surprise for their families, but Carol does not take it well. With Nancy’s words ringing in his ears, Tamwar decides to take control. 8.00 BBC Election Debate 2015 David Dimbleby hosts a debate in Westminster Central Hall between the leaders of five opposition parties in the UK general election campaign. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from London. 11.45 This Week Andrew Neil presents a political review of the week with Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott. 12.30am Holiday Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Italy Unpacked 8.15 Great British Garden Revival 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 3.15 Floyd On France 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Marc Allum investigates the story of the Carpathia, the ship that went to the rescue of survivors from the Titanic and brings together two of the captain’s relatives. 7.00 Collectaholics Mark Hill visits 81-year-old Dorothy, whose collection of hand carts is so large they have to be housed in a purpose built barn by her home. 8.00 Coast Australia Neil Oliver unearths the surprisingly dirty history of much-loved Byron Bay. 8.50 Nature’s Weirdest Events Documentary series exploring bizarre and extraordinary natural events. 9.00 Banished Historical drama set in an Australian penal colony. James Freeman faces the most difficult decision of his life. With the prisoners far outnumbering the soldiers, what will the outcome be? 10.00 Inside No 9 A second season of dark comedies by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. It’s Andy’s first day as a volunteer at the Comfort Support Line call centre. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Kill The Christians Documentary. 12.20am Sign Zone: A Suicide In The Family 12.50 Sign Zone: Louis Theroux: By Reason Of Insanity 1.50 Sign Zone: Galapagos: Islands Of Change - Natural World

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Donny begins to undermine Chrissie. 7.30 Spotlight - Ed Miliband: Tonight Third of five films painting intimate portraits of the party leaders in the run up to the election. 8.00 Emmerdale James is attacked. Ali contemplates giving up her job. Donny wins Lawrence round. 8.30 Double Decker Driving School Series which follows the progress of some of the many applicants who apply for Arriva’s six week training course to become a London bus driver. 9.00 Ice Rink On The Estate Ice skating legends Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean take part in a unique social experiment in a bid to give something back to their home town of Nottingham, returning a favour to the city council that helped them in their youth. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda Tom Bradby and his guests discuss the talking points of the coming week. 11.25 Newzoids Topical puppet animation comedy sketch show. 11.50 River Monsters 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Spotlight - Ed Miliband: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. An unwelcome face tells Porsche they intend to stick around. Tensions erupt for Leela over her wedding day plans. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. Rescued bulldog Dolly has problems with all four legs, whilst police dog Anya’s spine is badly damaged. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. The women are desperately dehydrated, and an expedition party has become separated from the main group. 10.00 The Secret Life Of The Pub See highlights. 11.00 Skint Observational documentary series following residents in Merthyr Tydfil, the former industrial powerhouse in the Welsh valleys. 12.00am Raised By Wolves 12.30 My Big Fat Asian Wedding 1.25 The Secret Millionaire 2.20 Unreported World 2.50 Food Unwrapped 3.15 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Secrets Of Great British Castles 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Look Again (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Evie feels rejected when Josh tells her that they should not consummate their relationship in the back of his car. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Labour Party 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars presented by Quentin Willson and Jodie Kidd. 8.00 The Last Days Of... Writers, thinkers and historians explore the downfall and legacy of Rasputin, the Siberian peasant who rose from obscurity to the pinnacle of power in Tsarist Russia. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector Reality series in which hotelier Alex Polizzi tries to transform some of Britain’s failing hotels and guest houses. Alex is called to Torquay to a musicallythemed bed and breakfast that is failing to hit the right notes. Dutch owners Hans and Monika have been struggling to attract enough guests through the profitable summer months, and now faced with the winter low season, are in desperate need of profits. 10.00 The Mentalist See highlights. 10.55 The Drive-By Slayers: Born To Kill? Documentary. 11.55 Access Showbiz news. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Great British Castles 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Fanatics 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Forever 10.00 Wild Things Absolutely Livid 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00 Life And Death Row 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Tatau 1.10 Far Right And Proud: Reggie Yates’s Extreme Russia 2.10 Ecstasy Wars

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 Ian Hislop’s Scouting For Boys 9.00 Atlantis: The Evidence 10.00 Wild China 11.00 The Plantagenets 12.00am When Coal Was King: Timeshift 1.00 The Sky At Night 1.30 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 2.00 The High Art Of The Low Countries

12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion. See highlights 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Release The Hounds 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Mom (x2)

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.30am Wycliffe

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Rude Tube

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Cloak And Dagger (1946) 1.10pm Carry On Behind (1975) 3.00 The Scarlet Blade (1963) 4.40 King Kong (1976) 7.20 Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) 9.00 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) 11.30 High Crimes (2002) 1.45am Transamerica (2005) 3.55 Close

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FRIDAY 17 Unreported World Channel 4, 7.30pm Pakistan is one of the few countries in the world where cases of polio are rising, a sad state of affairs after the near eradication of the virus three years ago. Nelufar Hedayat and Leslie Knott travel there to meet the health workers trying to vaccinate in the face of a Taliban decree against inoculation.

Sex And The Church BBC2, 9pm Professor Diamaid MacCulloch continues his exploration into how Christianity has shaped western ideas concerning sex, gender and sexuality throughout history. From changing marriage from a civil institution into a sacred rite of Christianity, to the saucy sexual revolution launched by the Protestant Reformation.

Relatively Clever Sky1, 8pm After the Easter break recently you may be missing having all of your family around. Wasn’t it fun? Don’t you miss being able to kick your sister under the table while your dad tells your auntie that you get on better than they did at that age? Watch other families get on famously in this quiz show to find the nation’s smartest clan.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings his unique style of tricks to the streets. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 The Unexplained 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 8.00 EastEnders Linda grows tired of the feud and decides to arrange a family meal. 8.30 MasterChef Cookery competition. It’s the last of the semifinals, and it’s do or die for the best six amateurs as they cook off to win a coveted place in the prestigious MasterChef final week. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and guest panellists including Lord Prescott. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series. With Dermot and Maria’s wedding just weeks away, the Brown household is in crisis. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Top celebrity guests join in the fun with Graham and his audience. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the eighth series of the comedy panel show. 11.55 EastEnders 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Geoffrey Munn investigates the history of a ring that comes from perhaps the most explosive time in British history - the trial of Charles I. 7.00 Collectaholics The team meet 86-year-old Barbara who has created an entire miniature town in her London home. You couldn’t make this stuff up. 8.00 An Island Parish: Falklands Series following the community on the Falkland Islands, a British territory 8,000 miles south of the UK in the middle of the South Atlantic Ocean. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. James Alexander-Sinclair celebrates magnolias by visiting Borde Hill Garden in West Sussex, with its collection of magnificent champion trees. 9.00 Sex And The Church See highlights. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show presented by Clare Balding. Joining Clare in this episode are sporting heavyweights Brian O’Driscoll and Barry Hearn. 10.30 Newsnight 11.35 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme. 12.40am FILM: Synecdoche, New York (2008) 2.40 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.40 Sign Zone: Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Traditional Unionist Socialist Coalition 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The police arrive in the village. Robert gets confirmation that Donny is lying. 7.30 Coronation Street David makes a grave discovery. Sean and Billy face prejudice head on. Tracy backs Tony into a corner. 8.00 Weekend Escapes With Warwick Davis Warwick Davis and his family return to travel around the UK in their trusty camper van. 8.30 Coronation Street David reels from a double whammy. Sean and Billy take things to the next level. Steve agrees to make a bitter sacrifice. 9.00 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones attempts five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent, Africa. In episode two, Griff attempts to zigzag his way across 1,200 miles through Kenya and Tanzania. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Charles Napier. All-action sequel. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.10 Italy Unpacked 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Gymnastics: European Championships 3.00 Formula 1 Rewind 4.00 Formula 1: The Bahrain Grand Prix - Practice 2 5.40 Priceless Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World See highlights. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Comic book drama. Coulson and his team are still reeling from a shocking revelation that leaves the team fractured as they must decide what to do with one of their own. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr is joined by flamboyant pop star Nicki Minaj, actor Jeremy Piven and stand-up comedian and presenter Paddy McGuinness. 11.05 Virtually Famous Comedy panel show hosted by Glee star Kevin McHale. Team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by Made in Chelsea’s Mark-Francis Vandelli, pop star Dappy, The Last Leg’s Alex Brooker and comedian Ellie Taylor. 11.50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US police sitcom. 12.20am FILM: Sex Drive (2008) 2.10 Fargo 3.10 Shameless 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? Final Demand Special 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Final Recourse (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac and John promise VJ and Jett that if they train really hard they can box for real, but secretly plan on running them into the ground. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series showcasing the latest tech. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles Historian Dan Jones explores the turbulent history behind six of Britain’s most famous castles. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama series. The team investigate a 40-year-old cold case when the victim’s gun suddenly turns up. 10.00 NCIS Drama series. Gibbs recruits an analyst from the National Security Agency to help trap the people behind a listening device found in a pen belonging to the Secretary of the Navy. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. A pediatrician who was convicted of molesting his patients is found murdered after threatening to sue his former medical practice. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Gotham 4.00 The Drive-By Slayers: Born To Kill? 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Fanatics 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Relatively Clever. See highlights. 9.00 Trollied (x2) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 7.15 Atlantis 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Bad Education (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Bluestone 42 1.00 Killer Magic 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Eighties 8.00 BBC Young Dancer 2015 9.00 How To Make A Number One Record 10.00 One-Hit Wonders At The BBC 11.00 Sting: When The Last Ship Sails 12.20am How To Make A Number One Record 1.20 BBC Young Dancer 2015

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Identity (2002) 11.20 Take Me Out 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am FILM: Angela’s Ashes (1999)

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Van Helsing (2004) 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.40am Rude Tube

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: 127 Hours (2010) 10.50 24 Hours In A&E 11.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Edge Of Eternity (1959) 12.40pm Bitter Victory (1958) 2.45 Bend Of The River (1952) 4.35 Great Expectations (1946) 6.55 The Perfect Catch (2005) 9.00 Unknown (2011) 11.15 The Yellow Sea (2010) 2.00am Croupier (1998) 3.55 Close

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SATURDAY 18 Britain’s Got Talent ITV1, 8pm Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon sit with folded arms, waiting to be impressed by the wild and wacky talent from around the country. Maybe it’s a gifted nose-whistler, a bendy granny or a talking cat. Ant and Dec will see them all from backstage. Hurrah!

FilmFest on TV Latest TV, 9pm Latest 7 columnist Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces a round-up and closer look at the cinematic releases big and small, as well as film festivals, shorts, documentaries and all manner of other things connected to the celluloid genre that’ll tantalise and interest you. Get the popcorn in and baggsy a sofa space.

Small, Far Away: The World Of Father Ted More4, 10.40pm Before Graham Linehan’s reign of fun on Twitter he and Arthur Matthews created the wonderful place of Craggy Island, home of three parish priests with limited intelligence but boundless adventures. The writers return on a road trip to the island, looking at key locations and great fun.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Reel 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.00 Under The Radar 7.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Drop The Puck 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Land Rovers Live 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine 6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Magic’d Tommy visits venues in Leeds to shock spectators, plus he teaches you how to amaze your mates with a clever bit of engineering - or is it 'magic'? 9.00 FilmFest on TV See highlights. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 FilmFest On TV 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival

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7.25 BBC News 7.35 South East Today 7.45 Atlantis Drama series. Jason has been sentenced to death for killing the Oracle and, faced with the impressible might of the high priests, it seems there is little anyone can do to save him - even Ariadne. As Pasiphae tightens her grip on Atlantis, the future looks bleak. Hercules knows that there is only one way to save his friend: Medusa. But that would mean losing his love all over again. Is it a sacrifice he is willing to make? 8.30 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share £100,000, or one lucky player could take home the lot. Including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. 9.20 Casualty Connie’s heroic day comes to an unexpected end, while Cal gets a blast from the not-sodistant past. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gabby Logan introduces highlights of the day’s six Premier League matches. 11.50 The Football League Show With the race for promotion to the Premier League too close to call. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

6.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. James Alexander-Sinclair celebrates magnolias by visiting Borde Hill Garden in West Sussex. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Jason Mohammad introduces live coverage from Sheffield. 8.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring plots to get Frazer’s hoard of gold sovereigns into his bank. 8.30 FILM: Jane Eyre (2011) Starring Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fassbender, Jamie Bell, Holliday Grainger, Tamzin Merchant, Judi Dench. Adaptation of Charlotte Bronte’s classic novel. An orphan suffers an unhappy childhood before gaining employment, firstly as a teacher and later as a governess to a little girl living at the imposing Thornfield Hall. 10.20 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks at some landmarks. With Jo Brand, Colin Lane, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. 11.05 World Championship Snooker Highlights Highlights from the evening’s match at the Crucible. 11.55 World Championship Snooker - Extra Highlights. 1.55am FILM: The Father Of My Children (2009) 3.45 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 4.45 Sign Zone: The Truth About Calories

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Gymnastics: European Championships 3.30 Formula 1: The Bahrain Grand Prix - Qualifying 5.05 MOTD Live: Reading v Arsenal

6.25am FILM: The Silver Darlings (1947) 7.45 FILM: Animal Farm (1955) 9.00 FA Cup Rewind - Semi-Final Classics 10.00 World Championship Snooker 11.55 Michel Roux’s Service 12.55pm Formula 1: The Bahrain Grand Prix - Practice 3 2.05 World Championship Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.15 Escape To The Continent 5.45 Flog It!

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.35 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 Doc Martin 2.40 FILM: Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001) 4.30 The Unforgettable Joan Sims 5.00 Off Their Rockers 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! A-Z Of Growing Up Harry Hill narrates more weird and wonderful home videos sent in by viewers. 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK Brand new series hosted by Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara. Competitors from all over the country take on TV’s toughest obstacle course. Who will rise to the challenge? 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent See highlights. 9.15 Play To The Whistle Brand new sports-based panel show hosted by Holly Willoughby. On this week’s show, team captains Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh are joined by guests Graeme Swann, Sean Lock, Alex Scott and Romesh Ranganathan. The show also features Seann Walsh in the umpire’s chair and guest appearances from Jimmy Bullard. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FILM: Red Heat (1988) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Belushi, Peter Boyle, Ed O’Ross. Action thriller. A dedicated Soviet cop comes to Chicago, where he reluctantly teams up with a foulmouthed American detective to comb the streets of the Windy City for the Russian drug dealer who killed both their partners. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.00am Close 6.10 How I Met Your Mother 6.35 FIM Superbike World Championship 7.05 Brighton Marathon 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Dinner party competition. 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.00 Walking Through History: Northumbria Tony Robinson goes on another walk through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes in search of the richest stories. 8.00 The World’s Most Extreme Documentary series showcasing the most jaw-dropping places in the world. This episode looks at the planet’s 10 most extreme bridges. From Nepal and Japan to Bolivia and Russia, there are bridges that demonstrate extreme engineering in unforgettable locations. 9.00 FILM: X-Men: First Class (2011) Starring James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Rose Byrne, Laurence Belcher, Bill Milner, Kevin Bacon, January Jones, Jennifer Lawrence, Nicholas Hoult. Prequel to the series of comic book adaptations. The film travels back to a time before Magneto and Professor X were mortal enemies and were known simply as Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr. 11.40 FILM: In Fear (2013) Starring Iain de Caestecker, Allen Leech and Alice Englert. Psychological horror. 1.15am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.15 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.30 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.20 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses

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6.00am Children’s television 7.15 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.25 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Ice Road Truckers 11.30 Ice Road Truckers 12.25pm Ice Road Truckers 1.25 Police Interceptors 2.25 Police Interceptors 3.25 Columbo: Make Me A Perfect Murder 5.25 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.20 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives have been turned upside down when their home became a living nightmare. 7.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. Tempers flare when agent Paul Bohill calls at football and Celebrity Big Brother star Neil ‘Razor’ Ruddock’s house to redeem a small debt to a local kennel owner. 8.10 5 News Weekend 8.15 NCIS Drama series. Ziva’s past comes back to haunt her when she witnesses an assassination by her former Mossad partner. 9.10 NCIS US crime drama series. When the Port-to-Port killer is finally revealed, the entire NCIS team find themselves in grave danger. 10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. When the Gig Harbor Killer resurfaces, DB makes the tough decision to use his daughter as bait to catch him. 11.10 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. The team must work with with a strip club owner to find a murderer whose motive may be righteousness. 12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 The Gadget Show 4.00 200 Nips And Tucks And I Want More! 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 Driving School Of Mum And Dad 1.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue (x3) 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 Wild Things 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Eight Legged Freaks (2002) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm FILM: Chicken Run (2000) 8.20 Top Gear 9.30 Tatau 10.10 Happy Valley 11.10 Family Guy 11.35 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.15am Family Guy 12.35 Family Guy 12.55 Family Guy 1.20 Tatau 2.00 Bluestone 42 2.30 Killer Magic 3.00 Siblings 3.30 Siblings

7.00pm Ice Age Giants 8.00 Wild China 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.55 John Denver: Country Boy 11.55 John Denver At Wembley Arena 12.35am An Evening With Glen Campbell 1.55 Sounds Of The Eighties 2.20 The Sky At Night 2.50 Wild China

1.25pm Ed Sheeran: The Hot Desk 1.40 FILM: Honey (2003) 3.30 FILM: Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) 5.20 Mr Bean 5.55 Mr Bean 6.30 FILM: Apollo 13 (1995) 9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.15 Celebrity Juice 11.05 Britain’s Got Talent 12.20am Britain’s Got More Talent 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen 2.10 Crazy Beaches

6.00am Judge Judy (x2) 6.40 Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.45 The Darling Buds Of May 11.55 FILM: Gosford Park (2001) 2.35pm Inspector Morse 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Inspector Morse 12.15am A Touch Of Frost

12.00pm Baby Daddy (2) 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.00 FILM: Hop (2011) 4.00 Made In Chelsea 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Sleepy Hollow (1999) 11.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.15am The Inbetweeners (x2) 1.20 Rude Tube 2.25 The 100

10.00am FILM: Greatest Show On Earth (1952) 1.05pm Four In A Bed (5) 3.40 Building The Dream 4.50 Location, Location, Location (x3) 8.00 Father Ted (x5) 10.40 Small, Far Away: The World Of Father Ted. See highlights. 11.45 Father Ted (x4) 2.25am Small, Far Away: The World Of Father Ted

11.00am That Riviera Touch (1966) 1.00pm King Kong (1976) 3.50 A Knight’s Tale (2001) 6.35 Water For Elephants (2011) 9.00 The Guard (2011) 10.55 The Raven (2012) 1.05am Chinatown (1974) 3.50 Close

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SUNDAY 19 Cook It LatestTV, 4.30pm Give yourself a Sunday taste treat with the delicious Andrew Kay, exploring the wonderful jungles and mountains of the culinary world – but in a way everyone can understand. From simple recipes that mean that you can eat well at home with the minimum of fuss, to dining well on an affordable budget.

Indian Summers Channel 4, 9pm It’s the end of the summer season, which means houses are packed up, party frocks put away, and Ramu Sood’s fate is in Ralph’s hands. Now that Ralph knows the truth with he let an innocent man hang? Decisions decisions. And a vote takes place in the club to lift the colour bar – and the wheels of progress roll.

Tatau BBC3, 10pm If you were backpacking on the other side of the world, and you were convinced something bad was going to happen, would you think it was wise to get entagled with the region’s most powerful family, and then dig a bit deeper for answers along the shamen, spirits and hallucinagenic potions route? Kyle does. Run way!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Land Rovers Live 12.00pm Brighton HiLights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 In The Pot 4.30 Cook It. See highlights. 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are. 6.30 At The Amex Latest Sport were at the Amex. Tune in to see the story of the day. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Life Stories In Life Stories we meet people with amazing stories to tell – about their lives. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events and why they love them. The fans’ story. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 FilmFest on TV 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Life Stories 5.30 Love That Car

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6.05 Mastermind Celebrity Special John Humphrys puts the questions to some of the UK’s cleverest celebrities. 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile In this themed programme Ellie Harrison, John Craven and Anita Rani explore Britain’s woodlands. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow pays a visit to Lowther Castle in Cumbria, once home to the flamboyant Earl of Lonsdale - known as ‘the Yellow Earl’ for his distinctive livery. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s. Francis wrongly blames Ross for helping Verity elope with Andrew Blamey. Meanwhile, Mark suspects Dwight and Keren of having an affair. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces the best of the action from the day’s two Premier League matches. 11.20 MOTD: FA Cup Highlights Highlights and reaction following the weekend’s second FA Cup semi-final at Wembley. 11.55 FILM: The Uninvited (2009) Starring Emily Browning, Arielle Kebbel, David Strathairn. Thriller. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

6.00 Penguins On A Plane: Great Animal Moves In this episode, experienced crocodile handler Shaun Foggett takes a delivery of three saltwater crocodiles in Brize Norton. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Jason Mohammad introduces live coverage from the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. 8.10 Coast Australia Series exploring Australia’s coastline. 9.00 Hunters Of The South Seas Writer Will Millard explores the extraordinary people of the Coral Triangle in the Western Pacific. In this episode Will Millard focuses on the lives of the formerly nomadic Bajau spear fishermen of Indonesia. 10.00 Bluestone 42 Comedy drama following a bomb disposal unit in Afghanistan. As the team prepare to leave Afghanistan for good, Simon receives some devastating news. 10.30 FILM: Carnage (2011) Starring Jodie Foster, Kate Winslet, Christoph Waltz, John C Reilly. Comedy drama. Penelope and Michael Longstreet invite Alan and Nancy Cowan to their Brooklyn apartment to discuss an altercation between their sons. 11.45 World Championship Snooker Highlights 12.35am World Championship Snooker - Extra 2.35 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.35 Sign Zone: Holby City 4.35 Sign Zone: The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives

6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Lifeline 2.10 Points Of View 2.25 Songs Of Praise 3.00 Formula 1: The Bahrain Grand Prix

6.15am The Football League Show 7.35 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 FA Cup Rewind - Semi-Final Classics 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Back In Time For Dinner 1.00 Food & Drink 1.30 Gymnastics: European Championships 4.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.35 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 8.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.35pm ITV News & Weather 12.45 FILM: Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011) 2.35 Britain’s Got Talent 3.50 Darcy Oake: Edge Of Reality 4.50 All Star Family Fortunes 5.50 Ninja Warrior UK 6.50 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Celebrity Squares The game show where people play noughts and crosses with a celebrity panel in a bid to win cash prizes returns for a brand new series, hosted once again by Warwick Davis. 8.00 Vera Crime drama series. DCI Vera Stanhope and her team investigate the mysterious death of a an unidentified man, found floating in the slurry pit of a remote Northumberland farm. Owner Danny Pryor is forced to admit that he uses a number of illegal Serbian workers. A faded tattoo identifies the victim as Jack Reeves, a young man from the local travelling community. His father Billy Reeves insists that he has not seen his son since he broke off his engagement to teenager Sigourney O’Brien. But would her father Frank go as far as murder to avenge the honour of his daughter? 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Perspectives: Michael Jackson’s Thriller With Ashley Banjo This documentary follows Ashley as he finds out more about the man who inspired him to dance. 11.20 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Alesha Dixon Piers Morgan returns to host a new series. 12.15am The Store 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 British GT 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.35 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 The Simpsons 3.25 The Simpsons 3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.00 Channel 4 News 6.20 FILM: Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) Starring John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah, Aziz Ansari and Ray Romano. Animation. Unlikely prehistoric pals Manny the mammoth, Sid the sloth and Diego the sabre-toothed tiger are cast into a climate catastrophe, when the cooling glaciers divide their world in two. 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and internationally renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. In the first episode of the second series, they discover an Aston Martin DBS rotting in a driveway in Hertfordshire. This was the car model driven by George Lazenby’s James Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and only 790 DBS models were ever made. 9.00 Indian Summers See highlights. 10.30 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 11.30 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant. 12.30am The Secret Millionaire 1.25 FILM: Mirch Masala (1987) 3.30 Come Dine With Me (x5) 5.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems

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6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.25 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 The Hotel Inspector Returns 11.35 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.35pm The Hotel Inspector 1.35 FILM: Stepmom (1998) 3.55 FILM: Alvin And The Chipmunks (2007) 5.40 FILM: Disney’s Pocahontas (1995) 7.15 5 News Weekend 7.20 FILM: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) Starring Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc. Comedy about an unconventional sleuth’s attempts to find a football team’s stolen mascot dolphin. The Miami Dolphins are aghast when their beloved Snowflake is abducted one week before the all-important Super Bowl, so they call in Ace Ventura. 9.00 FILM: Stolen (2010) Starring Miriama McDowell, Fraser Brown, Roz Turnbull, Miriama Smith, Scott Wills, George Henare. Drama based on a true story. The adopted baby daughter of a high-profile Maori lawyer and a high court judge is snatched from her pram at gunpoint. Nine tense days follow, and New Zealand is gripped by television appeals for the baby’s safe return. Following the mother’s emotional public plea, a letter arrives demanding the highest ransom in New Zealand’s history. 10.55 FILM: Drive Angry (2011) Starring Nicolas Cage, Billy Burke, William Fichtner, Katy Mixon. Entertaining revenge horror movie. 12.50am Jackass 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 2,000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings And A Pickled Ear 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car(x2) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 2.00 Harrow: A Very British School 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 About A Boy (2) 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Wild Things 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five0 (x2) 1.00am Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men

7.00pm Formula 1: The Bahrain Grand Prix Highlights 8.10 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984) 10.00 Tatau. See highlights. 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 Family Guy 12.15am Tatau 1.00 Ecstasy Wars: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 Bluestone 42

7.00pm 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Earthquakes 8.00 Britain’s Wild Places: New Forest Badgers 8.10 FILM: Grand Prix (1966) 10.55 Madness In The Desert: Paris To Dakar 11.55 How To Make A Number One Record 12.55am One-Hit Wonders At The BBC 1.55 BBC Young Dancer 2015

9.00am Coronation Street Omnibus 11.25 Take Me Out 12.35pm Scorpion 1.30 Mr Bean (x2) 2.35 Catchphrase: Celebrity Special 3.40 FILM: Stormbreaker (2006) 5.30 Britain’s Got Talent 6.50 Britain’s Got More Talent 7.50 FILM: The Vow (2012) 10.00 FILM: Burlesque (2010) 12.20am Mom (x2)

6.00am FILM: Evil Under The Sun (1982) 8.10 Heartbeat (x2) 10.15 A Touch Of Frost 12.30pm Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer 2.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.40 Inspector Morse 7.00 Our Queen 9.00 FILM: The Queen (2006) 11.10 FILM: Ray (2004) 2.00am Countrywise

12.00pm Made In Chelsea 1.00 Revenge 2.00 FILM: Hairspray (2007) 4.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 4.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 FILM: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) 10.05 Virtually Famous 10.55 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.55am Bodyshockers

11.00am Building The Dream 12.05pm Food Unwrapped (x3) 1.40 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Restoration Man 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell

11.00am The Mistress Of Spices (2005) 1.00pm Meet Dave (2008) 2.50 Carry On Behind (1975) 4.40 Cocoon: The Return (1988) 6.55 The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012) 9.00 Broken City (2013) 11.10 The Iceman (2013) 1.15am Eccentricities Of A Blondehaired Girl (2009) 2.30 Alamar (2009) 4.00 Close

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MONDAY 20 Safe House ITV1, 9pm You know when you’ve got an idyllic retreat in the Lake district and your friend, he’s a copper, he asks you to turn it into a Safe House? You know – for kicks? Or maybe a more serious reason. Former detective Robert and his wife Katy do. Robert’s tempted, but Katy might not be so keen. Oh, and other stuff’s happening.

Gotham Channel Five, 9pm Penguin, Penguin, Penguin. Big dreams, but really not as much substance as you might like, eh? Now that you’ve got Fish’s old club, do you really think that running it is as easy as simply swanning about and making your Mum feel special? Wake-up graft time, dude. Oh, and Fish shows just how ruthless she can be.

Modern Family Sky1, 8pm You know those tracking apps? Those things that help you find your phone but actually just tell you that you’ve lost it in your flat? Yeah, Claire might be after a few of those as, armed with just her trusty laptop, she’s stuck at an airport and trying to track down Haley – who has gone off in a huff. You are in the airport.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders (x2) 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 Noise Reel 5.00 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 6.30 Darton High This year’s new students have an intake day, and who has a big crush on Tony? 6.45 Darton High Nadia’s secret has come out – only one student could be involved. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian food from recipes handed down by their parents. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Leader Interviews: Ed Miliband 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It’s a big day for the Brannings and Carters as the families prepare to say goodbye to Jim and Stan. 8.30 The Great Housing Benefit Scandal - Panorama Unscrupulous landlords are getting millions of pounds from the taxpayer for housing people in cramped and poor quality accommodation. Reporter Alys Harte investigates some of the offenders. 9.00 MasterChef Cookery competition. It is the final week of MasterChef 2015. The final five amateur cooks travel to Cambridge University’s Churchill College, where they have the immense task of cooking a five-course dinner in honour of Sir Winston Churchill. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and guest panellists Alun Cochrane and Lord Prescott. 11.25 The Graham Norton Show Graham presents his talk show. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives 7.00 The Mekong River With Sue Perkins Sue Perkins embarks on a life-changing, 3,000-mile journey up the Mekong. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - Chefs On Trial The inspector lady gets all judmental. 9.00 Inside Harley Street Documentary series describing life within a unique grid of streets in central London, exploring the world of Harley Street and the surrounding medical neighbourhood. The series goes behind the scenes to tell the stories of the doctors and patients who conduct their business behind these elegant Georgian facades. 10.00 Jack Dee’s Election Helpdesk Jack Dee and a panel of four guest comedians turn agony uncle to help a live studio audience solve their election problems. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 World Championship Snooker Highlights Jason Mohammad introduces highlights from day three in Sheffield. 12.10am The Women’s Football Show 12.40 World Championship Snooker - Extra 2.40 Sign Zone: Back In Time For Dinner 4.00 The Code 4.30 Titch And Ted Do Maths: Measurements 5.00 Titch And Ted Do Maths: Fraction 5.30 Titch And Ted Do Maths: Geometry

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The English Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie is gobsmacked by Donny’s news. Lisa lies to boost Belle’s confidence. Debbie feels caught in the middle. 7.30 Coronation Street David is horrified when his plan backfires. Bad news rears its ugly head for Billy and Sean. Jenny steps in to babysit Jack. 8.00 Wild Ireland Christine Bleakley presents the six-part series in which she drives, climbs, walks and swims her way along the longest continuous coastal route in the world, Ireland’s 1,500-mile Wild Atlantic Way. I 8.30 Coronation Street David reveals his botched plan to angry Callum. Billy confesses his feelings to Sean. Kevin is bemused by Jenny’s behaviour. 9.00 Safe House See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda Political editor Tom Bradby and four guests discuss the big issues of the week. 11.20 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones attempts five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent, Africa. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show: Lie Detector

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Channel Patrol 11.45 Cowboys And Angels 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 32 Brinkburn Street 3.00 Decimate 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Italy Unpacked 8.15 Wanted In Paradise 9.15 Dirk Bogarde: Talking Pictures 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker 2.00 Daily Politics: Environment Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Leela points the finger of blame at her loved ones. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover fascinating facts about our food. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Marrakech Richard Ayoade is joined by actor Stephen Mangan for a weekend in the vibrant city of Marrakech in Morocco. 9.00 Skint Documentary series following residents in Merthyr Tydfil, the former industrial powerhouse in the Welsh valleys. 10.00 Raised By Wolves Comedy. Germaine is jubilant to hear Cathy and Lee have broken up. 10.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Comedy version of the words and numbers quiz. Jimmy Carr hosts alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson, who are joined by Bill Bailey and Josh Widdicombe. 11.35 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Gryllls. 12.30am Secret Millionaire Ireland 1.30 The Fairy Jobmother USA 2.20 You Can’t Get The Staff 3.15 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Britain’s Horror Homes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Next Stop Murder (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash feels conflicted following his kiss with Denny as he recalls Brax’s warning to stay away from his brother’s former girlfriend. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series showcasing the latest tech presented by Ortis Deley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley and Amy Williams. 8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. In this episode, dog handler Martyn finds himself in the firing line when he cops a tasty right hook. 9.00 Gotham See highlights. 10.00 Person Of Interest Actionpacked crime drama series. Shaw is assigned to protect a 10-year-old girl wanted by HR and the Russian mafia. Meanwhile, Carter must find a way to neutralise HR’s informer before he jeopardises her plan to bring the organisation to justice. 10.55 FILM: Lock Up (1989) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Donald Sutherland, Darlanne Fluegel. Raw prison drama about an inmate’s violent conflict with a sadistic warden. 1.05am SuperCasino 3.10 The Classic Car Show 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x3) 3.00 The Fanatics 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family. See highlights. 8.30 Driving School Of Mum And Dad 9.00 Futurama 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 Arrow 11.00 Critical 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm FILM: Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) 9.00 Gay & Under Attack: Reggie Yates’s Extreme Russia 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Gay & Under Attack 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm News 7.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo 8.00 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Death 9.00 Kim Philby - His Most Intimate Betrayal 10.00 FILM: The Human Factor (1979) 11.50 How To Be Sherlock Holmes 12.50am Al Murray’s Great British Spy Movies 1.50 Medieval Lives

11.20am Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.10 Never The Twain 4.40 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am The Royal

3.30pm Baby Daddy 4.00 Melissa & Joey 4.30 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Revenge 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Rude Tube 12.55am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The League Of Gentlemen (1960) 1.15pm Santa Fe (1951) 3.00 Geordie (1955) 5.05 3.10 To Yuma (1957) 6.55 Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 9.00 The Paperboy (2012) 11.10 No Country For Old Men (2007) 1.30am Down To The Bone (2004) 3.45 Close