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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Wheatus 15 year anniversary tour on sale now which will see the band perform their breakthrough debut album in full & more! Komedia, 12 October 2015, £16.50, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

The Last Tango Strictly superstars Vincent Simone and Flavia Cacace have created their most moving production yet as the pair prepare to dance in their final ever theatre show. Theatre Royal Brighton, 16 – Sat 21 November 2015, £tbc, 0844 871 7650, www.atgtickets.com/brighton

Stuart Black – Lemsip and Cigarettes Black serves up smart stand up comedy with poetic language that contains funny social, political and religious commentary alongside personal anecdotes. Caroline of Brunswick, May 1, 2, 3, 8, 9, 10, 15, 16, 17, 22, 23, 24, 29, 30, 31 2015, 10.15pm, free, boxoffice.brightonfringe.org

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ambling is not something I do a lot of. I like to play cards, but the most I’ve ever won is a quarter pound of cola bottle chews on holiday in my teens. I always take new visitors to town down to the pier and happily grab a mini bucket of tuppences to play on the slots. The thrill of seeing those coins teeter over the precipice, barely holding onto that neon key ring that looks so enticing and yet will be lost within five seconds of winning, is a joy to share. And from time to time I indulge in what I call ‘Schrödinger's Lottery Ticket’. Schrödinger's Lottery Ticket follows the same principles as the more well-known Schrodinger’s Cat idea. Esteemed Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger declared that there was a cat in a box. However, whether the cat was alive or dead couldn’t be determined until the box had been opened. Clearly no sense of smell was involved with this hypothetical cat – or it may have been mummified. Who knows, it’s a hypothesis. What Schrodinger did determine was that for the time when the box was sealed the cat could be considered both alive and dead. It’s a thought paradox, an abstract idea, and one that works well for me during the business of buying Lottery tickets. Until I check the numbers on my Schrödinger’s Lottery Ticket I have both won and lost. Losing loses me nothing, and winning allows me all of the tantalising thrill of window shopping in estate agent’s windows and luxury holiday online planning. Until I check those numbers, I have won. Lots. All for £2. And I’ve given money to the National Lottery Fund, helping charities all over. Now that’s what I call a value for money cheap thrill.

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7 Brighton Festival Supplement: Andrew Comben shares his excitement 8 Writer & director Sharon Fogarty interviewed 9 Theatre 10 Books & Debate 11 Family fun and 26 Letters 12 Contemporary music 13 Classical 14 Outdoor events, film & visual arts 16 Dance and circus 17 The Sponsors 18 Wave Your holistic lifestyle section, including: Vegfest, Brighton School For Alexander, College of Naturopathic Medicine, and The Eco Technology Show 22 Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Brighton & Hove Buses share their top destinations 23 Brighton Arty Previewing Artist Open Houses 24 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 24 Brighton Writes Jessica Kellgren-Hayes appeals for your films 25 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city

Timeshares A long time coming doesn't even begin to cut it for NY's Timeshares, who have just released their highly anticipated second album 'Already Dead' on April 28 via SideOneDummy Records. Prince Albert, 3 May 2015, 8pm, £5

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As the election looms we ask is that pary arty? Human League joins Pride and Stephen Tompkinson is train spotted

ART & POLITICS

SPOTTED AT BRIGHTON STATION! BRASSED OFF AND BALLYKISSANGEL STAR, ACTOR STEPHEN TOMPKINSON

s a tidal wave of indifference threatens to engulf the nation ahead of the General Election on May 7, the art world has hit back with a new exhibition, The Art Of Politics – opening this week at the Lawrence Alkin Gallery ( www.lawrencealkingallery.com ). Showcasing work by artists including David Cameron’s favourite street artist™ Ben Eine, the French Godfather of stencil art Blek le Rat and the Bristol Vandal Nick Walker. The Art of Politics sees each artist comment on global politics using their own particular medium. Also included in the show are influential political artist Peter Kennard, art insurgent Darren Coffield, agent provocateur War Boutique, Chinese pop artist Jacky Tsai, plus fresh from her showing at the V&A, ‘Renegade Potter’ Carrie Reichardt. The Art Of Politics also showcases the London debut of anarchist, artist, playwright, stage-diver and purveyor of small electrical goods, Pablo P Casio – this pseudonymous artist has strong connections to Brighton.

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hut the front door! Pride have only gone and announced that the Human League will be playing the main stage at Preston Park on August 1. The band dominated 80s electronic pop racking up five albums and eight singles in the UK Top 10, selling more than 20 million records in their career. As Pride organisers comment; “Get ready to tell Phil Oakley, Joanne Catherall and Susan Ann Sulley that you really do want them as we celebrate the very best in British electronic pop for a spectacular Pride finale. Dare To Join Together In Electric Dreams, Be Night People, Open Your Heart and get ready for a life affirming, hands-in-the-air Pride celebration with The Human League.” Get your tickets now from www.brighton-pride.org/tickets

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

INTRODUCTION

POSSIBILITY, WONDER, IMAGINATION & EXCITEMENT

COMBEN’S PICKS Agnes Varda Ali Smith cites the influential and iconic filmmaker as an early inspiration, so we’re delighted to welcome her to the Festival for a rare personal appearance to host an in-depth illustrated lecture about her career to date. Alongside this, we’ll be hosting a special installation at University of Brighton Gallery and screening some of her works as part of our film programme. Sat 2 – Sun 24 May, various venues, various times

Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival Chief Executive Andrew Comben talks… t’s that time of year again. Brighton Festival returns with another packed three weeks of award-winning performance, thoughtprovoking debate and large-scale, immersive visual art… and this year I’m delighted that award-winning author Ali Smith is at the helm as Guest Director. What’s remarkable about Ali is her sense of possibility, wonder, imagination and excitement at anything that she encounters – she thinks like no-one else I know and just loves all art forms. You might have an image of an author as a solitary figure, but what’s wonderful is how open to the world - and how connected to other artists within it - Ali is. Consequently we’ve approached all sorts of extraordinary people to take part in Brighton Festival 2015: together they bode for a very exciting time indeed. Anyone that reads Ali’s work will know her sense of connection to the natural world, and so the relationship between Art and Nature is one particular theme we’ll be exploring this year; from Laurie Anderson’s exclusive concert titled All the Animals to Marcus Coates’ video installation Dawn Chorus at Fabrica. We’re also focusing on the crossing places between art forms; Ali makes the point that birds are born without a sense of borders, and we wondered what it would be like to see the world of performance, art and debate through those eyes. In examining where poetry meets music meets theatres meets dance, we’ll present the likes of Mabou Mines’ sublime Lucia’s Chapters of Coming Forth by Day and Sam Green’s heartwarming live cinema experience The Measure of All Things. Our final theme is that of Taking Liberty. We are on the cusp of a general election, and against that political backdrop we’ll be looking at liberty, equality and freedom in all its many guises; whether that’s an evening in celebration of the Human Rights Act featuring the chair of Liberty Shami Chakrabarti alongside Billy Bragg and Ali herself, or the UK premiere of Richard Nelson’s award-winning four play cycle The Apple Family Plays. Bringing Brighton Festival together every year is an incredible privilege. It’s only possible because of the extraordinary support we have from funders, sponsors and from audiences themselves. The audience is one of the most adventurous, experimental and curious that I know. I want Brighton Festival 2015 to be distinct and different, yet keep the essential essence that makes it so popular: it’s an extraordinary explosion of creativity in May. I hope you enjoy it! Andrew Comben, Chief Executive, Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival

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Being Both This exploration into gender throughout Handel’s operas, oratorios and cantatas promises to be a truly unique event as world-renowned mezzo-soprano Alice Coote performs both male and female roles in an extraordinary performance that investigates and challenges what it means to be both in classical music. Lewes-based Susannah Waters directs, with Harry Bicket conducting The English Concert. Thu 14 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

On Liberty / Election 2015 The Human Rights Act has protected our civil liberties for over eight decades. In this one-off event, Brighton Festival brings together the likes of Ali Smith, Shami Chakrabarti and Billy Bragg to celebrate this defining achievement. Five days later – once the dust settles on this year’s election and a new political landscape is revealed – Brighton Festival chair Polly Toynbee welcomes back both Ali and Shami for a panel event that asks ‘how was it for you?’ and considers the result and the next five years. On Liberty – Mon 4 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall. Election 2015 Sat 9 May, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

Britten Sinfonia with Barbara Hannigan The work of Stravinsky sits side-by-side with Mozart and Haydn, courtesy of Britten Sinfonia and soprano / conductor Barbara Hannigan. The former are one of the world’s most celebrated and pioneering ensembles, whilst the latter is considered an exciting and brilliant performer of both classical and contemporary work; whether singing or conducting – together they’re certain to create a spellbinding evening of music. Tue 12 May, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

Fleeting An open-air homage to the West Pier, the murmurations that circle it and the people of Brighton & Hove, large-scale performance specialists And Now are presenting this free, immersive and interactive installation on the beachfront. Given the event’s scope to blur the boundary between nature and the arts, I can’t imagine a better – or more fitting – way to end Brighton Festival 2015. Sun 24 May, after sunset, Brighton beach (between the piers)

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

INTERVIEW

FINDING LUCIA

Sharon Fogarty writer and director talks to Andrew Kay about the creative process involved in making Lucia’s Chapters of Coming Forth By Day with New York company Mabou Mines

What inspires you and what drives you forward creatively? To quote my friend and colleague Liza Lorwin, “The process is the romance.” I love the process of discovery through long-term collaboration with extraordinary artists. When the music, visuals, text and acting combine to create a sublime and multi-layered experience for the audience… it’s exhilarating to experience the fruits of collective creation.

Does invention allow you to fill gaps that you find in your research, or do you stick with the truths that you uncover and leave the rest alone? There were a lot of gaps to bridge and while we didn’t want to fill them with made up information, we did invent a context that would serve as a metaphor for her tragedy. In nearly all of Lucia’s letters, she begs to be taken out of the institution, she complains that she had been left or forgotten there and wants to go back to Paris, or Zurich or Dublin. She was desperate to leave, yet incapable to go anywhere or function on her own. So, for the nearly fifty years she spent in institutions she was metaphorically “dead”. I wrote Lucia’s first line, “Bad news, I’m dead,” placing her in an imagined “afterlife,” a purgatory of sorts, where she eventually finds rescue through her father, and her legacy is best understood through her literary reflection in his wild and impossible book Finnegans Wake.

What is the starting point for you in any new piece of work? It’s often something that I’ve read and can’t stop thinking about. For Lucia’s Chapters, it was Brenda Maddox’s book Nora that obsessed me for a while. The obsession then becomes a puzzle to solve, a mystery to unravel. Research must play a large part in the way you create a piece. Do you find that confining creatively? The research was very important for this piece, however the task of transforming the research into something performable and audience worthy is probably the most difficult part. I don’t think there is a formula per se, though time and good collaborators help. A painter friend of mine would put his brush down for the day only to check the next morning to see “if the painting had survived the night.” Time is a partner in that way. Having time to sit with your choices and see which ones survive over time is an important part of the editing and shaping process.

What balance do you like to find between art and entertainment? I want the audience to have fun! Our job is to entertain, even with tragedy. I actually find Lucia quite entertaining and often very funny! I also found her behavior at times “crazy like a fox.” She was in institutions long enough to know how to play with one’s expectations of madness, so that at one moment she might say something that seems foolish yet could also be a veiled razor sharp criticism. Audience response is important, but how important is it to you? The audience is everything. I try to see the work in two dimensions as a director, through the performers journey, and as their audience by asking “do I understand and connect with their journey.” Both the artist and the spectator are interdependent, and it’s my hope that through the performance they share a deep connection. I love actors who offer freely their fearlessness and intelligence. Live theatre allows for the unpredictable synergy between the actors and audience.

Does research into a character like Lucia Joyce or indeed any real character become obsessive or indeed need to become obsessive? I suppose so. Lucia’s story is compelling however at a certain point we had to find an artistic “way in” or a “hit” in order to create a context for our piece. In turn, that becomes the obsession and all the material culled from research serves as the ingredients to make the work. I find when I am watching theatre that I can become totally drawn into a character’s world. Does this happen when you are creating a work? Absolutely, that’s what I yearn for. Giving Lucia a voice was important to me. It seemed to me that because of her illness, her existence was all but erased. I sought to give her a voice. Her archive showed evidence that she wanted to be known as an important person especially, as she put it, “as the daughter of the famous Irish writer, James Joyce.” Lucia shows up very clearly in Joyce’s most experimental novel Finnegans Wake with many names and identities including Nuvoluccia. For me, Lucia’s unique, real life mixed-up language and her guileless view of the world can be seen as a model for this character, and for that matter, the entire book.

When casting Lucia’s Chapters how difficult was it to find the right people, and having found them is it hard to recast for different productions? Lucia’s Chapters was created in collaboration with Mabou Mines’ CoFounder Ruth Maleczech as Lucia. Several months after her final performance in Oslo in 2013, Ruth passed away. She was a fierce and defiant Lucia with a Vesuvian anger simmering beneath. Ruth was always quick to suggest though, that someone else play the part, so I feel it’s good and fitting that Maria Tucci take on the role. Maria is a celestial actress with a keen feel for Joyce’s poetry, and having played a lot of Tennessee Williams, an understanding of the fine line between sanity and madness. As a collective, Mabou Mines has a loose confederation of actors who work with the company regularly. Since our process is highly collaborative, roles are developed for and by the performers who sometimes play a role for more than 10 years.

How much space do you allow yourself to fictionalise a character? We wanted to create a poetic homage to Luica. So our story is fiction, inspired by her real life events and writings. We also included characters in Finnegans Wake by taking a prismatic approach – to get the full picture of Lucia, you have to look at her through two lenses, her own peculiar skewed point of view and Joyce’s equally peculiar point of view in his novel.

In the creative process did you find any parallels to your own life, being surrounded by artists perhaps… ? What I find rather frightening about Lucia’s story is that her initial institutionalization seemed to be due to her rebellion against the expected conventions of her as a woman. Was that significant in tipping Lucia’s sanity? And in what ways are rebellious women punished for their rejection of conventional norms especially women artists who often look at the world in opposition to the norm. I am fortunate to work (in not so normal New York) within an artistic community that supports acts of artistic rebellion. Where is your creative force taking you next? We’re working on a new adaptation of Goethe’s Faust Part II. Faust and Mephistopheles join forces to create wars for personal gain, while colonizing people and abusing the earth/ecosystem. We aim to, in the Brechtian sense, ask our audiences to think about the systems and principles that we live by. We want to question the Faustian bargains we make everyday as First World citizens. Faust 2.0 will premiere in New York in autumn 2016. Thu 7 & Fri 8 May, 7.30pm Sat 9 May, 2.30pm & 7.30pm Theatre Royal Brighton

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

THEATRE

STAGED A truly international programme of theatre

Backstage in Biscuit Land

Jess Thom is one of 300,000 people in Britain with Tourette’s syndrome. It’s a condition that makes her say 'biscuit' 16,000 times a day, and gives her a truly unique outlook on life – one which feeds into this spontaneous and creative theatrical performance… a show that really is different each time you see it, chiefly down to the fact that Jess is neurologically incapable of staying on script. Thu 7 & Fri 8 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

Roundabout

A Brighton Festival debut, Paines Plough – who many consider the national theatre for new writing – bring their much loved and award-winning pop-up theatre Roundabout to Regency Square for the duration of the festival, complete with a cast performing several shows in rep. Performances include the witty Lungs, the thrilling The Initiate, the moving Every Brilliant Thing and the delightfully wicked children’s show Our Teacher’s A Troll. Sat 2 – Sun 24 May, Our Teacher’s a Troll (Sat 2 – Sat 16 May), Lungs (Sat 2 – Fri 22 May), The Initiate (Sun 3 – Fri 22 May), Every Brilliant Thing (Tue 19 – Sun 24 May), various times, Roundabout (in Regency Square)

The Beautiful Cosmos of Ivor Cutler

Making its English premiere, National Theatre of Scotland and theatre company Vanishing Point – who many will remember for their stunning shows Interiors at Brighton Festival 2012 and Tomorrow at Brighton Festival 2014 – present their heart-warming tale of legendary British eccentric, musician, poet and performance artist Ivor Cutler. The play fuses Cutler’s music, poetry, prose and biography to create a real feel-good piece of theatre – do not miss it! Wed 13 – Sun 17 May, 2.30pm (Sat & Sun) & 7.30pm, Theatre Royal Brighton

The Apple Family Plays

Richard Nelson’s quartet of plays focussing on the dramas, politics and changes within the fictional Apple family across several years makes its UK premiere in something of a theatre coup for the festival. Each play – That Hopey Changey Thing, Sweet & Sad, Sorry, Regular Singing – was originally performed in New York on the night it was set; often key dates in America’s political and historical calendar, such as the re-election of Barack Obama in 2012 or the 10 year anniversary of 9/11. With a cast made up of some of New York’s finest stage actors and a slew of awards including and Obie and a New York Drama Critics Circle Award for best ensemble acting, it’s no surprise to hear the New York Times hailed the plays as ‘one of the great accomplishments in American theater to date this century’. What’s best - each play can be viewed separately or together, with an option to see all four in a marathon viewing. You can also hear Richard Nelson in conversation with The Guardian’s Michael Billington on Sun 3 May at 4.30pm. Sat 2 May – Mon 4 May, That Hopey Changey Thing (6.30pm, Sat), Sweet & Sad (8.45pm. Sat), Sorry (6pm, Sun), Regular Singing (8.30pm, Sun), The Apple Family Plays marathon (Mon 4 May, 12pm - That Hopey Changey Thing, 2.15pm - Sweet & Sad, 6pm – Sorry, 8.30pm – Regular Singing), Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

Freeze!

This event from Fringe First Award winner Nick Steur truly rocks, as he balances stones on top of each other to create live sculptures. There’s no glue or cement involved, just sheer concentration and wonderfully absorbing theatricality. Audiences are even encouraged to bring their own, provided it’s bigger than your fist – it’s a mind-boggling spectacle. Mon 18 – Wed 20 May, 7.30pm (Mon), 6.30pm & 9pm (Tue & Wed), Friends Meeting House

The Spalding Suite

Combining original poetry with contemporary movement, this new work from adventurous theatre company Fuel and spoken word artist Inua Ellams is a new physical theatre show that celebrates the elegance and beauty of basketball, seen from a British perspective. Getting to the heart and soul of the gravity-defying game and delving into the hopes and dreams of those who play it alongside the friendship and camaraderie behind the sport, six performers will mix live beatboxing, music, hiphop, basketball inspired movement and poetry in a wholly unique event. Tue 5 & Wed 6 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

The Red Chair

Clod Ensemble’s latest work is a surreal ballad that tells the tale of a man who cannot stop eating, his ever-cooking wife, and their somewhat ignored daughter. With this dark, original fairy-tale at its heart, the piece – which explores extreme compulsion and features stunning movement – lies somewhere between a Grimms’ Tale, an absurdist ghost story and a parent’s guide on how not to bring up children. Fri 22 & Sat 23 May, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

BOOKS & DEBATE

WORD IS…

With writer Ali Smith as this year’s Guest Director, this year’s Books & Debate programme boasts something for all literary lovers…

ALI SMITH ON… Rachel Holmes

“Rachel Holmes - who is a great biographer is coming to talk about Eleanor Marx, Karl Marx’s daughter. Rachel is a revelation; witty and rousing and exciting to the core, and she’ll be discussing this woman from one hundred years ago who was doing things which we’re still trying to do now.” Wed 13 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 8pm

The Inequality Conundrum

Brighton Festival chair and Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee hosts a special debate in which a panel of experts – including Mariana Mazzucato, Professor in the Economics of Innovation and at the University of Sussex’s Science Policy Unit and Booker shortlisted novelist Neel Mukherjee – explore why global inequality continues to rise. Fri 22 May, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange, 8pm

Facing Cancer

The annual Brighton and Sussex Medical School debate tackles the challenging subject of cancer from academic, personal and ethical perspectives in what promises to be an interesting, emotional and engaging discussion about the disease. Sun 24 May, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange, 1pm

Kamila Shamsie

“A novelist going from strength to strength, her last novel A God In Every Stone features Brighton. It’s partly about Indian soldiers in the First World War who end up recuperating here, there’s a long section based in the city which is beautifully done. It’s really worth listening to Kamila as she is one of the most naturally articulate people I have ever heard and her novels just get better and better.” Sun 3 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 4pm

Masha Gessen

Gillian Beer - Are you animal or vegetable or mineral?

“I don’t know if you’ve heard of Gillian Beer; the great, intellectual, witty, thoughtful, life-loving critic of our times, who has become an expert on Darwin, on Virginia Woolf and Lewis Carroll. She persuades you of the connections evolutionary, nonsense and modernist - between them all… and somehow it all makes sense! Gillian is a brilliant speaker and I wouldn’t miss her for the world.” Thu 14 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 8pm

READ ON… Carol Ann Duffy

Join the Russian writer, activist, critic of Putin’s regime and campaigner for LGBT rights (at one stage she was, in her own words, ‘probably the only publicly out gay person in the whole of Russia’) in this insightful exploration of freedom of speech and investigative journalism. Sun 17 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 8pm

Elif Shafak

A regular contributor to the likes of the New York Times, Financial Times, Guardian, Independent, and Time magazine, the Turkish novelist has captured the imaginations of readers with her novels The Bastard of Istanbul, The Forty Rules of Love and Honour. Here, in discussion with Jacqueline Rose, she discusses her career as one of today’s leading voices in international women’s writing. Sun 10 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 8pm

The twentieth – and first female – Poet Laureate is one of the UK’s most admired writers, arguably best known for her love poems that often take the form of monologues. In this special evening of verse, she’s supported by LiTTLe MACHiNe; a band from South London who use melody and harmonies to re-invent and re-shape classic poetry. Tue 5 May, Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 8pm

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& Caroline Moorehead – Resistance

Performing his new show Stay-at-Home Dandy, the performance poet presents shares his thoughts about the dichotomy of wanting to be an outward man about town and the reality of being a new father… and how those two things don’t quite compute. Sat 2 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 8.30pm

Professor Roderick Kedward

The award-winning historian and literary critic is joined by author Erica Wagner to discuss the life and times of John Aubrey, a 17th-century scholar and one of the pioneers of modern writing who redefined the art of biography … and yet has almost been forgotten. Wed 6 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 8pm

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In the late 1960s, historian Kedward travelled southern France, recording interviews with former members of the French Resistance. These incredible testimonies formed the basis of his groundbreaking book Resistance in Vichy France and now rest in The Keep at University of Sussex. Here he discusses these extraordinary stories with author Caroline Moorehead. Sun 10 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 5pm

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

26 LETTERS & FAMILY

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26 Letters opens up a world of words and wonder for kids of all ages The Imaginary

James Dawson

Recently crowned the ‘Queen of Teen’, the first male winner of the prize for teen fiction, Dawson has won himself a legion of fans thanks to his spellbinding tales of horror mixed with contemporary teen issues. Stylistically sitting somewhere between spooky writer R.L. Stine and the humour of Joss Whedon, his latest book Under My Skin tells the tale of sinister tattoo and its hapless owner. Ages 13+. Sat 9 May, Sallis Benney Theatre, 4.30pm

Author A. F. Harrold and Brighton-based illustrator Emily Gravett invite you into the funny and frightening world of their new book. Amanda has an imaginary friend called Rudger. However, when the sinister Mr Bunting – who, rumour has it, eats imaginaries – appears at her door one day, their magical relationship turns into a fight for survival. Ages 8+. Sat 9 May, Sallis Benney Theatre, 10.30am

A Morning with Jacqueline Wilson

She’s created some of the best loved characters around, including Tracy Beaker, Hetty Feather and, more recently, Opal Plumstead. Now the former Children’s Laureate presents her brand new book for younger children The Butterfly Club; impressively her 101st novel . Ages 7+. Sun 10 May, Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 11am

BAFTA Kids: Behind the scenes

Join Cbeebies’ Cat Sandion and Officially Amazing!’s Ben Shires in a showcase of the films, games, television and websites nominated for the BAFTA Children’s Awards; including the likes of How To Train Your Dragon 2 and Shaun the Sheep. Expect behind-the-scenes clips, competitions and interviews from directors, animators, writers and designers in this action-packed event. Ages 7 – 12. Sat 9 May, Duke of Yorks, 10.30am

Bookstory

There’s trouble afoot in Brian’s library. Something’s been moving the books around, so now romance rubs shoulders with DIY, and the dictionary is sharing a shelf with whodunnits. It surely can’t be the books themselves on the move… can it? Monstro Theatre’s delightful tiny puppet musical tells the story of the story in a digital age. Ages 7+. Sun 24 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 10.30am & 1.30pm

Piers Torday

The Wild Beyond, the final instalment of the thrilling Last Wild trilogy, was released earlier this month to wide acclaim. The story of Kester and his attempts to save the animals of his world from the brink of disaster, has kept readers of all ages on the edge of their seats. Now, the award-winning creator of the

FAMILY FUN

Tall tales and tantalising tunes for the whole family to enjoy

From the bottom of the well, the frog believes the sky is round

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French children’s theatre doesn’t get any better than this. Legendary company Velo Theatre present a magically mechanical world of wonder and enchantment as they tell the tale of Mr Brin D’Avoine – a collector of houses, some so big they contain mountains and lakes, some so small they disappear when the light changes. Although in French, the show is designed for English speaking audience and is simply unmissable! Ages 6+ Fri 15 & Sat 16 May, Ambassador Suite, Hilton Brighton Metropole, 11am (Sat), 3pm (Sat) & 5pm (Fri)

The Sagas of Noggin the Nog

The Sagas of Noggin the Nog

The cult 1960s TV show heads to the stage in this wondrously inventive take on Peter Firmin’s and Oliver Postgate’s creation. The adventures of the titular hero and his chums Thor Nogson and the royal bird of the Land of Nog Graculus are recreated using puppets, original music and film – but the main question is, will they thwart the villainous Nogbad the Bad’s dastardly plans for the kingdom? Suitable for all ages. Sat 23 & Sun 24 May, Theatre Royal Brighton, 11am (Sun), 2pm (Sun), 5pm (Sat & Sun)

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Award-winning artist, cellist and composer Greg Sinclair throws grown-up sensibilities out the window in a unique performance featuring a series of Fluxus-inspired musical scores written by children. The result is a whimsical, wonderful journey through childish imagination. Age 7+ Sat 9 & Sun 10 May, The Old Market, 11.30am & 1.30pm

Small Fables

Taking shadow puppetry to entirely new and intricate level, puppet master Drew Colby – inspired by the tales of Aesop and La Fontaine – presents a series of enchanting fables told only using shadows, light, finger, thumbs, jam jars and the occasional mirror ball. Ages 3 – 8. Mon 4 May, The Old Market, 10am, 12pm & 2pm

Catapluf’s Musical Journey

Created by renowned Brazilian percussionist Adriano Adewale, this special show whisks audiences around the world in celebration of different rhythm and sound. Exploring everything from samba to klezmer, all manner of magical soundscapes are created – often from ordinary and everyday items – to create a fun and experimental musical vibe. Ages 5 – 7 Sun 3 May, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 10.30am & 1pm

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

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CONTEMPORARY MUSIC Jeff Hemmings explores this year's outstanding Brighton Festival contemporary music programme.

here once upon a time Brighton Festival was primarily concerned with classical music, now it's just as much to do with contemporary music, in all its guises, and from around the globe‌ and this year, the music programme looks like the best yet. Live soundtracking film has become an integral part of the festival in recent years, and this year there's an intriguing live score of Peter Carleen Anderson Strickland's The Duke of Burgundy film by Cat's Eyes, a UK premiere (Brighton Dome Concert Hall, Fri 22 May). This bold homage to 1970s erotica will be soundtracked by a lush, dreamlike soundscape, put together by The Horrors's frontman Faris Badwan, and ItalianCanadian soprano singer and composer Rachel Zeffira. Former Brighton resident and BIMM tutor Carleen Anderson (Theatre Royal Brighton, Sat 22 May) comes from a family highly steeped in soul and funk; her mother is soul singer Vicky Benjamin Clementine Anderson, her step-father is Bobby Byrd, and James Brown was her godfather. She even toured the world with Brown's All Stars band in the 80s, concurrently enjoying hits with jazzfunk-soul legends the Young Disciples, and then the Brand New Heavies. For this one-off performance, Carleen pays tribute to the 'Divine One', Sarah Vaughan, accompanied by pianist and bandleader Julian Joseph, and special guests. Also with a voice to die for, new-kid-on-theblock Benjamin Clementine (Theatre Royal Tricky Brighton, Thu 21 May) is an extraordinary talent, coming to prominence with a startling performance on Later‌ with Jools Holland in 2013. A former busker, Clementine's onstage charisma, voice and piano balladry has drawn comparisons with the likes of Nina Simone and Anthony Hegarty. His debut album has only just come out, and this will be a rare opportunity to see this future star accompanied by an extended line-up. An early collaborator with fellow Bristolians Massive Attack, Tricky (Brighton Dome Corn Exchange, Sat 23 May) aka Adrian Thaws, is one Joey Arias of music's most maverick characters. Made with his then girlfriend Martina Topley-Bird, 1993's Maxinquaye was nominated for the Mercury Music Prize, an album that was voted Album of the Year by NME. Noted for his dark and richly layered sound, and a whispering 'sprechgesang' lyrical style, Tricky has over the years fused rock, reggae, house and hip hop in creating a highly distinct soundscape. A fixture of New York's performance scene for more than 30 years, Joey Arias (Theatre Royal Brighton, Wed 20 May) scandalous wit, and extraordinary voice is evocative of Billie Holiday. For this Brighton Festival premiere, Arias traverses jazz, pop, rock and experimental

music in taking you on a journey that spans his career including from his time as lead singer with Strange Party, an influence on Talking Heads. Here, he will be accompanied by piano virtuoso Charly Zastrau. Already with two Mercury Music Prize nominations under her belt, indie-siren Anna Calvi's (Brighton Dome Concert Hall, Sat 9 May) romantic approach to songwriting, compelling live performances and excellent guitar playing has seen her win the admiration of the likes of Nick Cave and Brian Eno (a former Guest Director of Brighton Festival), who was instrumental in helping kickstart her career, and who sang backing vocals on her self-titled debut album. Citing diverse Anna Calvi influences that range from Hendrix to Bowie, and from Maria Callas to Ravel, Calvi's' songs are both dramatic and atmospheric. Since his early sonic experiments of the 90s, producer, sound artist and composer Tom Jenkinson aka Squarepusher (Brighton Dome Concert Hall, Fri 8 May) has literally been exploring the boundaries of music, drawing on influences from the worlds of drum and bass, house, jazz and electroacoustic music. Last year, he collaborated with a team of Japanese robotocists for an EP performed entirely by Squarepusher robots! For the festival, he'll be bringing his new live show; expect a loud volume, experimental music, and eye-catching visuals. There will also be an opportunity to see the fantastic groove-laden instrumental jazzers GoGo Penguin (Brighton Dome Corn Exchange, Fri 8 May); the contemporary roots and rhythms of Ukrainian 'ethnic chaos' band DakhaBrakha (Brighton Dome Corn Exchange, 10 May); an outstanding evening of spoken word and music from Kate Tempest, George the Poet and Hollie McNish (Brighton Dome GoGo Penguin Corn Exchange, Thu 14 May); jazz fusionists Dominic J Marshall Trio (Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, Tue 19 May); Gaelic folk singer Julie Fowlis (Brighton Dome Corn Exchange, Thu 21 May); a Brighton Festival exclusive performance by Laurie Anderson (Brighton Dome Concert Hall, Sun24 May), performing a specially curated show called All The Animals, made in response to this year's Festival themes; and Pete Wiggs and Saint Etienne (Brighton Dome Concert Hall, Thu 21 May) performing a live soundtrack to the elegant documentary of London life called How We Used To Live.

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

CLASSICAL MUSIC

A TOUCH OF CLASSICAL

Andrew Connal’s round up of highlights from the 2015 classical programme

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reedily browsing this year’s Festival Programme, I James Baillieu am once again struck by the astonishing variety and quality of the choice. For me the Festival will open with a bouquet of delights as Stephen Hough (Sun 3 May 3pm, Glyndebourne), one of our greatest concert pianist, plays masterworks by Debussy and Chopin in the perfect acoustics of the Isabelle Faust Glyndebourne opera house. It should be a magical event. This exceptionally high standard of performance, Anna Huntley scholarship and entertainment will be maintained when Isabelle Faust (Mon 4 May, Part 1: 5.30pm – 7pm, Part 2: 8.30pm – 9.45pm, All Saints Church) plays the complete Sonatas and Partitas of JS Bach, in two sessions. I don’t think you can ever have too much Bach! Just like at the opera, there will be a long interval. Lovers of the Baroque, like me, will also enjoy another inspired Brighton Festival commission, Being Both (Thu Stephen Hough 14 May 8pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall), which examines the Baroque phenomenon of Stephen Upshaw the castrato roles now sung by women. Directed by Susannah Waters, mezzo-soprano Alice Coote sings Handel with Harry Bicket conducting the English Concert. In the UK Premiere of The The Lads in Their Hundreds Lads in Their Hundreds (Tuesday 5 May 8pm, Theatre Royal Brighton), (from Housman's “A Shropshire Lad”), veteran French actor Tchéky Karyo recites 15 French war Robert Murray poems and the young ensemble of tenor Edmund Hastings, violinist Michael Foyle and Edward Liddall on piano present music by composers who experienced the trenches: Ivor Gurney, who was fatally traumatised, George Butterworth, who died on the Somme, and Vaughan Williams, whose ‘The Lark Ascending’ became an elegy for those who went to war. In recent years outstanding accompanist James Baillieu has organised

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some excellent recitals. This year they have an exciting gypsy flavour, starting with soprano Louise Alder (Wed 6 May 1pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre) in songs by Schumann, Szymanowski, Liszt, Panufnik and Brahms. Next, Baillieu partners baritone Benjamin Appl (Fri 15 May 7pm, All Saints Church) again. Last year their lunchtime concert was a Festival triumph so now they need a bigger venue. We’ll hear more gypsy songs and also some poignant works by composers who died in Nazi camps. Note the early start. The reason for that early start is because the New London Chamber Choir (Fri 15 May 9pm, All Saints Church) takes over with Animals, an intriguing mix of early and very modern a capella polyphony that brings “a zoo-ful of animals riotously to life”! James Baillieu completes his gypsy programmes in an alluring concert with tenor Robert Murray and mezzosoprano Anna Huntley (Thursday 21 May 8pm, St George's Church), including the melancholic romance of Janáček’s The Diary of One Who Disappeared. The Lunchtime Concerts (all at 1pm, Brighton Dome Studio Barbara Hannigan Theatre) offer plenty more Eastern-European music: Alexander Karpeyev Alexander Karpeyev plays Medtner and Stravinsky (Fri 8 May); Stephen Upshaw & Veronika Trisko (viola & piano) play Bartók’s Romanian Folk Dances (Monday 11 May); Cavaleri Quartet play Tchaikovsky (Tue 19 May). Barbara Hannigan and Britten Sinfonia offer us a lovely The Halle assortment of Mozart, Haydn and Stravinsky, ending with Stravinsky’s delightful Pulcinella Suite. (Tue 12 May 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall) Look out for a most important extra in the schedule. Pitch Perfect presents the best local young musical talent, our stars of tomorrow, at several ‘perfect pitches’ around the Royal Pavilion Estate. Sat 2 May, 12 – 4pm Benjamin Grosvenor The climax of this year’s classical music programme is the brilliant combination of our own Brighton Festival Chorus with Manchester’s Hallé Orchestra, under the baton of their esteemed principal conductor Sir Mark Elder, who is coincidentally President of the BFC. This concert too has an EasternEuropean flavour, with Shostakovich’s exhilarating Concerto for Piano, Trumpet and Strings featuring piano-prodigy Benjamin Grosvenor and the Hallé’s principal trumpet, Gareth Small. This sensational work always leaves me feeling hyped-up and breathless. The concert starts with music from Janáček’s opera The Cunning Little Vixen, so rich with folk tunes and musical colour, and the grand finale is his sonorous Glagolitic Mass which BFC first recorded in 1973! We can expect the very best of interpretations of this majestic masterpiece of Czech choral music. I’m looking forward to another wonderful Festival again this year. Saturday 23 May 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015 OUTDOOR EVENTS 451 Periplum and Corn Exchange Newbury

OUT & ABOUT

Inspired by Ray Bradbury’s visionary novel Fahrenheit 451, this incendiary outdoor performance recounts the story of a society in which books are banned and firemen are employed to burn them

Year on year Brighton Festival’s programme of outdoor events sees the city take to the streets

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nce again the Festival takes to the city’s streets and outdoor spaces for a wide range of performances that will provoke, entertain and excite audiences of all ages. Nothing proves the city’s love of and support for the arts better than when we get out there to enjoy the diverse menu of spectacular events. As ever there are plenty to choose from, many are free and all are sure to spark your imagination, fill you with awe, make you laugh out loud and even move you. Here are some tasty images to whet the appetite.

Sat 16 May, 9.45pm Preston Barracks Free

8 Songs

A huge hit at Brighton Festival 2012 with Smashed, Gandini Juggling makes a welcome return with a brand new show that promises to push the art of juggling to new heights, in true Gandini style.

Romeo and Juliet

Sun 3 May, 12 noon - 5pm, Woodingdean Central Park Mon 4 May, 12 noon - 5pm, Saltdean Oval

Globe Theatre on Tour

The new Brighton Open Air Theatre opens with Shakespeare’s immortal tale of star-crossed lovers

Wed 13 May, 6pm Thu 14 May, 1.30 (Schools matinee) & 6pm, Fri 15 May, 6pm Sat 16 May, 1.30pm & 6pm BOAT, Dyke Road Park

BEES ! The Colony

Buzzing with panache and imagination, this combination of walkabout performance and installation engages all the senses as it investigates the complex relationship humans have with bees.

Sun 3 May, 12 noon - 5pm, Woodingdean Central Park Mon 4 May, 12 noon 5pm, Saltdean Oval Free

Ear Trumpet Ear Trumpet is about listening. It’s about the sound under the ground, the noises that you would miss if you didn’t listen for them. Oozing with whimsy, this playful installation features original music recorded ‘in the field’ by the musician and composer Robert Lee

Sat 16 & Sun 17 May, 12 - 2pm and 3 - 5pm Queens Park Free

Reliquary

Avanti Display

A bejewelled casket makes its enigmatic way around Brighton. What on earth can be inside? Well, stand ready people, for we have discovered a new species and preserved its last egg, and it’s about to – no, that could never happen! Could it?

Sun 3 May, 12 noon - 5pm, Woodingdean Central Park Mon 4 May, 12 noon - 5pm, Saltdean Oval Free

Hold On

Devised and performed by Stefano Di Renzo

One person, one system; each governed by the other. Hold On explores the relationship between the performer and the system that is both his stage and his means of expression.

Sun 3 May, 12 noon - 5pm, Woodingdean Central Park Mon 4 May, 12 noon - 5pm, Saltdean Oval Free

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Sam Lee's Nightingale Walk Nightingales are possibly the most delirious sonic commanders of the avian world. Join folk singer Sam Lee for a one-of-a-kind promenade performance out on the South Downs. Experience a spellbinding call-andresponse collaboration between man and bird that you’ll never forget.

BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015 FILM & VISUAL ARTS ‘I need images, I need representation which deals in other means than reality. We have to use reality but get out of it. That's what I try to do all the La Pointe Courte time.’ Agnès Varda Agnès Varda

FILM

This year Brighton Festival celebrates legendary French filmmaker Agnès Varda throughout May with a gallery installation, a short selection of her films, plus a very special personal appearance. Agnès Varda was recently awarded a Lifetime Achievement Award by the European Film Academy for her outstanding body of work. An outspoken feminist throughout her career, Varda, now 86, has created some of the most interesting female protagonists in 20th-century cinema.

Wed 13, Thu 14, Fri 15, Tue 19, Wed 20 & Thu 21 May, 9pm til late £15

Also screening this year… I Know Where I’m Going

Archipelago Joanne Hogg

The Arbor

Dreams of Life Carol Morley

For full details of Brighton Festival’s 2015 Film Programme and Visual Arts programme go to

The Measure of All Things

The Company of Wolves Burn The Curtain

A young girl puts on her red cloak and heads into the forest, watched by unseen eyes. So the hunt begins. Run or walk and help to sniff out those who are hairy on the inside…

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Thu 7 – Sat 9 May, 8.30pm, £15 Stanmer Park

Rachel Kneebone

Kneebone draws on a host of literary andartistic sources in her finely sculpted porcelain work, from Ovid’s Metamorphosis to the surreal, expressive figures of Rodin's The Gates of Hell. Sat 2 – Sun 24 May Mon - Sun 10am to 5pm Thu 10am – 8pm University of Brighton Gallery

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This multi-screen film installation from Marcus Coates features 19 individual singers who recreate birdsong and bird movement. Together they form a chorus that accurately simulates the sounds and timings of a natural dawn chorus. Sat 2 – Sun 24 May, 12 noon – 7pm Fabrica

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Gauge

Throughout Brighton Festival, Circus Street Market will be transformed into a sonically orchestrated playground of weather, water and scale, developed by Australian creators Madeleine Flynn and Tim Humphrey; award-winning sound artists who work with the human experience of listening. 2-24 May, Wed & Thurs, 1-7pm, Fri & Sat, 10am – 10pm, Sun 10am – 6pm. Closed Mons (except Bank Holiday Mon 4, 10am-10pm)

A Murmuration

This collaborative art project responds to the Brighton Festival 2015 theme of migration by asking what freedom of movement and thought really means. Sarah Wood, Lucy Harris, Helen Macdonald and Olivia Laing combine film, text, images and cross-artform

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dialogue to rethink how we frame the natural world, how we understand patterns and just how free is the modern gaze. Sat 2 - Sun 24 May Wed - Fri, 12 noon - 7pm Sat & Sun, 11am - 6pm ONCA Gallery

Portraits of Dissension / You Imagine What You Desire

Brighton Festival and HOUSE 2015 join forces to bring work from renowned contemporary artist Nathan Coley to the city, including new commission Portraits of Dissension and his illuminated sculpture You Imagine What You Desire. Portraits of Dissension, Sat 2 – Sun 24 May, Wed – Sun, 12noon – 6pm, The Regency Town House You Imagine What You Desire, Sat 2 – Sun 24 May, Wed – Sun, 12 – 5.30pm, St Nicholas’ Church

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

DANCE & CIRCUS Always on their toes, the Festival has again programmed a feast of stunning dance works

Underworld and Look At Me Now, Mummy

Carousel

LET’S DANCE Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival associate artist Vincent Dance Theatre – led by the inspiring choreographer Charlotte Vincent – celebrate their 21st birthday this year; and in recognition they’re performing two works in May as part of their 21 Years / 21 Works programme. Performed amidst a maze of chairs and inspired by the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, Underworld is a smoky and riveting journey, whilst the chaotic Look At Me Now, Mummy explores the darkly comic side of being a domestic Goddess. In a special immersive event on Wed 13 May, both shows will be repeated back to back, with audiences free to come and go as they please between performances in a wonderfully unique promenade style experience. Tue 12 & Wed 13 May; Underworld – 5pm & 8.30pm (12 May), Look At Me Now, Mummy – 4pm & 7.30pm (12 May), Underworld and Look At Me Now, Mummy – 6pm (13 May)

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With a repertoire of more than 30 pieces to his name, Montreal-based choreographer Sylvain Émard presents a UK premiere of work; a collage of solos and duets featuring four different performers, including 81-year old actress Monique Miller. Inspired by the notion of urgency, the pieces are both intense and often surprising, leading one publication to hail the collection of works as ‘a masterpiece’. Tues 19 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

An eclectic Balkan and Gypsyinfluenced score sets the musical background to Southpaw Dance Company’s energetic piece performed for free at The Level. Featuring a fullyfunctioning merrygo-round, this stylish work centres on several intriguing characters who live in a fairground. Performed at dusk, it’s a thrilling piece of dance theatre work that explores what happens when the neon lights of the rides go dark. Fri 22 & Sat 23 May. 9pm, The Level

Give me a reason to live

This solo piece – inspired by the medieval painter Hieronymus - seeks to explore the issues of religion, in particular religious art, alongside questions regarding judgement of bodies and quality of life. It is performed on crutches by multi-disciplinary performer and choreographer Claire Cunnigham; a critically acclaimed artist whose previous work has been praised for their humourous and intelligent challenges to issues of aesthetics and dance. Tue 19 & Wed 20 May, 7.30pm, The Old Market

ROLL UP ROLL UP! Beyond

Having stunned audiences with their acrobatic work in Brighton Festival 2013’s How Like An Angel, Australian company Circa return to the south coast with this stunning, sometimes surreal and often comic work that features everything from Rubik’s Cubes to white rabbits. Featuring some truly mind-blowing feats of strength, skill and agility, prepare yourself for a truly thrilling spectacle that’s suitable for all the family. Sat 2 & Sun 3 May, 2.30pm and 7.30pm (Sat), Brighton Dome Concert Hall

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Raphaëlle Boitel – considered French circus royalty – presents the UK premiere of her directorial debut in a Brighton Festival exclusive. A woman delves into her comatose lover’s mind to explore his memories – journeying through his subconscious and encountering secret dreams and haunting apparitions. An epic piece of contemporary circus, this mesmerising work incorporates illusion, aerial stunts and beautiful choreography to create a show unlike any other. Tues 19 & Wed 20 May, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2015

BACK TO BACK

SPONSORS & PATRONS

Brighton Festival is proud to have so many wonderful sponsors and patrons, here they talk about why they do it and what they are looking forward to

Corporate Sponsor – Ben Copper Nutshell Construction, Ltd. What made you decide to become a Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival sponsor? We're a Brighton company with family ties in Rottingdean going back to the 16th Century. We've always enjoyed Festival events and with our business growing in the city and throughout Sussex we felt it was time to offer support and maybe prove that the fact we're a construction company doesn't preclude us entirely from a cultural life! Is this your first year or have you been a sponsor before, and how are you getting involved? Last year we dipped a toe in the water very much at the last minute…we enjoyed the experience, so this year, and very much guided by the development team, we are attending a lot of concerts and sponsoring the remarkable 'Freeze' event. Can you see real benefits, in a business sense, from your involvement as a sponsor? To be honest we don't expect people to walk up to us and ask if we'll build them a £5million house, but our involvement cements us (if you'll excuse the pun) in the community and helps spread our message of being ethical as well as very efficient specialists in the construction industry throughout Sussex. The Festival audience ticks many boxes for us in this respect…and we're enjoying the experience - that's a plus!

Corporate Sponsor – Stephen Spears Riverford Organic Farms What made you decide to become a Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival sponsor? I live in Hove and have run the Sussex business of Riverford for 7 years. We sell great tasting organic food through a veg box home delivery scheme. I wanted to promote our multi-award winning produce by supporting the Children’s Parade as it is a fantastic local event. Is this your first year or have you been a sponsor before, and how are you getting involved? This is my first year, and I am very excited to be involved. I will be leading the Children’s Parade with the other sponsors and will have stalls on New Road and Marine Parade showcasing Riverford organic produce, giving out free tasters and sharing some great children’s recipes to get them eating all our healthy fruit and veg! Can you see real benefits, in a business sense, from your involvement as a sponsor? I can definitely see the benefits. As a business we are very different to our competitors. We grow a lot of veg on our own farms, only supply pesticide

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Sponsors

Patrons Circle Member - Gary Miller What were your motivations for joining the Patrons Circle and what do you enjoy about being a patron? I became a Gold Member a long time ago and was invited to an open rehearsal of a Hofesh Shechter work, and after seeing it I thought ‘well, if this is what you can get – this access to this sort of thing – then I’m in’. I enjoy the creative process; I run a small business and I’m a builder, so it’s really interesting to see something being constructed as opposed to just seeing the finished article. What events are you looking forward to in this year’s Brighton Festival and how do you choose what you see? I mostly go to see theatre and site-specific work; that often dictates what I book, although sometimes it’s a gut-thing too. I’m also getting a bit long in the tooth now, so I recognise good companies that come back every now and again and I tend to book three or four things a week. Would you recommend being a Patron to others and why? I didn’t consider myself as someone who’s that interested in the Arts, however, because my daughter wants to work in contemporary dance, I thought I’d get to know a little more about it. I’ve found it really interesting; something I’ve found surprising because I was always someone who didn’t see the point… but there you go, I’m a convert.

Patrons Circle Members – Paul and Dee Bonett What were your motivations for joining the Patrons Circle and what do you enjoy about being a patron? It is great to support the Brighton Festival in a way which is both personal and reflects our SME status as a business. Of course, invitations to Patrons' events are really interesting and rewarding for keeping us in touch with the latest Festival plans and activities. What events are you looking forward to in this year’s Brighton Festival and how do you choose what you see? We are really keen to see all the events we have booked, but if we have highlights we would say Squarepusher, Kate Tempest and Agnes Varda. Would you recommend being a Patron to others and why? Of course. Brighton and Hove and its residents all benefit from Brighton Festival in one way or another, even though some people take no active part in it. We love being actively involved and it works for small business owners and those with a passion for the arts.

GM Building, BrightonandHoveJobs.com, Echo Video, Grandad, Hoi Polloi, IEP Financial, Midnight Communications, Moshimo, myHotel, One Digital, Terre á Terre, West Sussex Print Limited, AVT Connect, Book Nook, Brighton & Hove Buses, Facelift, Gunns Flowers, Hiykon, Hotel du Vin & Bistro, KAVE Theatre Services, NCP, The Old Ship Hotel, PR Industrial Ltd, Pure360

Media Partners

University of Sussex, Southern Water, Brighton and Sussex Medical School, London Gatwick, Mayo Wynne Baxter, Class Of Their Own, Riverford Organic Farms, DHM Stallard, The Montefiore Hospital, Nutshell Construction Limited, Griffith Smith Farrington Webb, SELITS,

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nnovation, innovation, innovation! We at Wave love to innovate, and this summer there are more opportunities than ever to be inspired. First up, make sure you visit the fantastic Eco Technology Show 2015 and check out some of the newest products and inventions on the market. From clean energy technology created from turbines, to an award winning green energy company that turns waste coffee grounds into biofuel, there are products and services that help humans, homes and the wider environment, ultimately helping all living beings. We’re rather taken with the robots which install insulation in hard to reach places and Brighton’s new cargo bike courier service. Visit in person to find out the companies creating these amazing innovations. Nicola Gunstone, the Eco Technology Show Director says “Show visitors will get to see the very latest ideas and concepts” so don’t miss out! There are over 120 exhibitors who will show a vast range of technologies from LED lighting to complex energy management systems. The Eco Technology Show will be open from 9.30am-5pm on Thursday 11 June and 9.30am-4.30pm on Friday 12 June. Registration is free at www.ecotechnologyshow.co.uk So, we have the event sorted, now the body! Officially 21st June is the first day of Summer, but we’re always ahead of things and very optimistic at the Latest. We’ve found a great SPF to protect against damaging UVA and UVB rays. Balance Me BB Natural Perfection with SPF25 (£26/40ml), a 99% natural anti-ageing BB cream which keeps your skin feeling deeply hydrated and protected from both the sun and environmental damage. www.balanceme.co.uk Don’t neglect your hair when it comes to your summer beauty routine and finding innovative products. Color Wow Pop & Lock (£14/55ml) is a crystallite shellac technology with hydrating ingredients that seal the cuticle to trap colour and moisture and lock out dryness caused by time in the sun. Perfect for the summer, it also has a UV filter that adds an extra layer of anti-fade protection for colour that stays true. www.colorwowhair.com/uk Event tick, body tick, hair tick! Mind and spirit, there are some amazing classes to give you some zen. Try Lush Yin Yoga which is on Thursdays at 11am at the Anahata Centre and on Saturdays at 11am at About Balance. Keep innovating, hydrating and meditating until next month. www.ecotechnologyshow.co.uk; www.balanceme.co.uk; www.colorwowhair.com/uk

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Brighton welcomed Vegfest into it’s midst for yet another year and the impact is astounding.

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Suffering From Ongoing Whiplash Pain? At Brighton and Sussex Medical School, we are using magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) to look at nerve damage in chronic whiplash. If you’ve had neck or arm pain for at least three months following an whiplash injury, are under 65 and would like to be part of this study, call 01273 877094 or visit bsms.ac.uk/whiplash. Expenses will be paid.

egfestUK Brighton 2015 was a resounding success with 12,000 visitors over the weekend of March 28th 29th at the Brighton Centre. The event showcased the best of a vegan lifestyle. Highlights included sumptuous food from 15 caterers and 200 stalls, a Vegan Comedy Festival, a Global Food Sustainability Conference, a Party Political Conference amongst other talks, cookery demos on top of live music and kids activities. Survey suggests 40% of the visitors were not vegan before the event, and nearly 1,000 of them are going vegan and another 2,000 of them are moving towards veganism afterwards. See full survey results at the Vegfest Express blog: vegfestexpress.co.uk/tabs/blog

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DEAR JACQUIE Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine What can I do to help control acid reflux? Acid reflux is an uncomfortable and common condition where stomach acid leaks out of the stomach into the oesophagus. This is the tube that runs from the mouth to the stomach. Symptoms can include heartburn – the burning chest pain that occurs after eating. Also, an unpleasant sour taste in the mouth can be experienced, and some people get pain and difficulty in swallowing. It is thought that one of the causes is the lower oesophageal sphincter muscle not working properly and getting ‘loose’, thereby allowing acid to leak out of the stomach, back up the oesophagus. This muscle should work like a valve, letting food into the stomach and closing afterwards, to prevent acid leaking out.

Things that can aggravate acid reflux are being overweight, eating a high fat diet, meal portions that are too large, and even being pregnant. Before we even start with food content, the following may help: -Eating slowly and chewing really well, so that food is a liquid before swallowing. -Eating 5 small meals rather than 3 larger meals. -Trying food combining, in which you don’t mix carbohydrates (bread, rice, pasta etc) with proteins (meat, fish, beans, lentils). Dietary changes that can help cover sticking to a naturopathic food plan which includes 5 portions of vegetables and 2 fruits a day. Opt for good quality seeded breads, try sourdough rye bread. Reduce the fat content of foods by discarding fat from meat. Grill meat so that the fat

HEALTH& BEAUTY drips out. Don’t fry foods, reduce cheese and full fat milk. Cut caffeine and fizzy drinks. Eat organic food where possible. Natural organic probiotic yoghurts have been shown to be useful, as has taking a probiotic capsule and vegetarian digestive enzymes with meals (but not if you have ulcers). Tests that may be helpful are those that screen for Helicobacter Pylori, an acid- loving bacteria that digs its way into the mucosal tissues of the stomach. Dietary advice plus supplemental and testing options can be discussed with your Nutritional Therapist. See your health professional for advice.

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PURE INNOVATION AT THE ECO TECHNOLOGY SHOW verheard in a bar recently: “The only smart meter I need is the bill!” That may not be so wide off the mark given that there’s a limit to how much you are ever going to be going to save by switching energy suppliers. In truth, the only way to make a big difference is to cut your consumption of electricity, fuel and water: and the best ideas for doing that are going to be on show in Brighton’s free Eco Technology Show in June. Now in its fourth year, and fast becoming established on the national stage, The Eco Technology Show returns to its original home at The Amex this year, and opens its doors on 11th12th June. Entry is free, as are seats at talks from experts including TV’s Robert Llewellyn from Red Dwarf and Scrapheap challenge who will advocate the use of electric vehicles. You can also be among the first to see the very latest ideas in the Innovation Zone, a new feature of the show for 2015. Exhibitors with

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ideas for home owners include: -Hales Water Turbines - Clean energy technology created from turbines -Bio-bean - Award-winning green energy company that turns waste coffee grounds into biofuel -Planet Feed - Providing a highly sustainable food waste treatment service -Q-bot - Using robotic tools to install insulation in hard to reach places -The Solar Cloth Company Lightweight and flexible solar panels for your roof -EHTech - Launching the 'OBox', which recycles hot waste water into your home’s water heater -ReCharge Cargo: Brighton's new cargo bike courier service Eco Technology Show Director Nicola Gunstone says: “Energy prices will only get higher, so buyers’ interest in energy efficiency and eco technology is at an all-time high. Our aim is to help people create warmer and more efficient homes by demonstrating the latest ideas and innovations.” Home owners looking to earn

Our aim is to help people create warmer and more efficient homes by demonstrating the latest ideas and innovations money from the renewable energy that they generate should come along to the talk by Patrick Allcorn of the Domestic RHI on Renewable heat – the solution on the Government’s Renewable Heat Incentive scheme. Those considering making home improvements geared around energy efficiency will receive further encouragement

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from speakers of the Low Carbon Trust. Green Energy Consulting’s Dr Kyle Crombie will also explain, using real life examples and case studies, just how much money can be saved through renewable energy solutions. Register at: www.ecotechnologyshow.co.uk now for fast track entry to the Amex in June.


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Hop on a Brighton & Hove Bus to uncover hidden treasures in the most unlikeliest of places. This week: East Grinstead

oday it is all about vehicles. Firstly we are very excited about the Science and Technology Bus that Brighton and Hove buses have kindly donated to Mile Oak Primary School. Brighton and Hove buses have re-painted the bus, stripped it out and placed a dome on top for stargazing. The bus is currently housed here at Portslade Aldridge Community Academy but it will be moved to Mile Oak Primary School where it will be used as a central hub for other local schools to benefit from. We will be adding further painted details to the outside of the bus - star constellations, animals, that type of thing. In Portslade, the school leaders and staff believe they are ‘stronger together’ than working in isolation and have therefore formed the Portslade Partnership of Schools which consists of all the local primaries and PACA (and temporarily Kings School until they find a new home). The schools have been working hard together to improve the educational outcomes for all children, and want to raise the aspirations of the local community as a whole - from Primary School right the way through to University and Industry. Moving on to a different vehicle. I would like to say thank you to John Lilley for bringing one of his ‘Game Wagons’ from his company Junior Game Creators to PACA the other day. Junior Game Creators is a family of fun, running educational clubs and workshops that are designed to kickstart kids interest in computer science through video games. It is for kids who want to look a little deeper at the games they play at home but it is more than just about code. Each session is a super fun, group learning experience. Everyone works towards a common goal, in teams, on challenges that will stretch their creativity in art, design, maths, problem solving, teamwork and communication. In the same way that learning to read enables learning, learning to code opens up a world of exploration and opportunity.

ou may not realise it but there are all sorts of interesting and unusual places to visit on the buses from Brighton & Hove – stretching out to Eastbourne, the South Downs, and Steyning to name but a few. The pleasant, busy Sussex market town of East Grinstead features some truly magnificent historic timber-framed buildings, shoulder-toshoulder with more modern shops in the High Street. There is a varied selection of familiar stores, and more independent, individual shops like the well-stocked bookshop in Tudor House, which dates back to 1555, and is very near the War Memorial bus stop. It’s got a café too, so why not pop in for a browse and a coffee? Just behind the impressive, medievalstyle, sandstone church of St. Swithun with its beautiful stained glass, is the Chequer Mead Arts & Theatre complex with a 318-seat theatre, art gallery, café and giant mural illustrating 1000 years of the town’s history. East Grinstead Museum is a light and airy modern building housing the towns’ social history, just off the High Street in Cantelupe Road. The displays are anything but dusty, and admission is FREE. The Atrium in King Street - with its distinctive glass façade incorporates a cinema, The Crow’s Nest bar, and a Wetherspoons pub, and there are plenty of cafés, restaurants and tea rooms to choose from in a town catering for all tastes. Check out visiteastgrinstead.com to find out all about the town, things to do and what's on.

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BRIGHTON’S ARTY Alison Krog

BRIGHTON’S ARTY FOLK OPEN THEIR DOORS o big surprises what I’m writing about as we head towards festival month. Because it’s the first weekend of Artists Open Houses. So if you haven’t picked up your trail guide yet, what are you waiting for? Around 200 houses and studio spaces across the city will be opening their doors to exhibit the work of more than 1,000 artists – and chez Krog is on the Central Trail at 12 Kemp Street. We’ll be selling copies of our new – and rather gorgeous – coffee table-style book that celebrates the creative community of Brighton and Hove. ‘Art in Brighton 2015’ is packed with the cream of the city’s creative talent; so expect all your favourite artists plus a few unexpected visual treats. I’d love to be able Claire Fearon to name check all the wonderful artists, photographers, jewellers, galleries and shops that are featured. But I don’t want to spoil your delight as you delve into page after page of stunningly imaginative and truly original creative Kate Osborne & Suzanne Breakwell work. Though I say it myself, the Dane has done a rather splendid job of showcasing the beautiful imagery that we’ve had to play with this year. It really is a privilege to put together and publish such a covetable tome! And if securing your copy of Art in Brighton 2015 wasn’t reason enough to hot foot it to our door during the May weekends, we’ll also be showing the work of our cover artist Ian Hodgson. His drawing is just exquisite, come and enjoy it up close. Of course, many of the artists who feature in Art in Brighton 2015 will be hosting their own Artists Open Houses or showing in its venues. So I can only urge you to take advantage of this unique opportunity to visit artists and makers in their homes and buy directly from them. Oh, and wear comfy shoes! www.artymagazines.com

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HOT LIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN

BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015 The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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very Saturday and Sunday night on Latest TV is film night with my show, FilmFest on TV taking over for a full two hours! Each week we show independent films from across the country, brilliant films that might not otherwise be shown on television. We're delighted to be filling a huge gap in entertainment culture. Last year there were four billion viewings of feature films on television in the UK- that's twenty two times as many views as in cinemas. That number doesn't even do justice to the huge number of films watched online (be that legally or otherwise). Clearly, we love to watch our big films on a small screen. At FilmFest we aren't just interested in feature films, however. As long as the runtime is over 6 minutes, we are interested in your film. If it is under 6 minutes then the Latest TV show for you is You Make It We Show It. I try each week to bring you something different and every month we choose either a style, a filmmaker or a film studio to focus on, bringing you all the behind-the-scenes info on the projects we show. This Sunday at 9pm, we will be looking at United Magic Studios, a Worthing based production studio with an amazing egalitarian creative structure. The studio largely makes corporate videos and adverts but also helps filmmakers to realise their potential. We will be showing three films made by the studio: Short thriller film Hollow, the longer one Noose, a supernatural horror, and documentary The Man That Touched The Sky, about a local kitesurfer jumping over Brighton pier! At FilmFest, we aren't purely interested in directors and screenwriters and neither is United Magic. Composer Harry Kirby and Director of Photography Matt Prior join us on the show alongside studio founder Jonathan Brooks to explain how the studio is set up to allow all of those involved in the making of a film to take part in the creative process from the very start. Are you also an independent filmmaker who would like their work to be featured on FilmFest? Our programme acts as a distributer, making your films available for a wide audience but without interfering with your creative rights. FilmFest will soon be a national television programme, shown across the UK, and through showing work with us you have access to potentially millions of people. FilmFest on TV was created to celebrate British filmmaking talent and we are interested in all types of work; documentaries, dramas, horror, shorts and especially feature films. The film does not need to have been made recently (I am personally a fan of classic films!) and it doesn't need to have been set or shot in England. Contact me via jessica@thelatest.tv with the title, exact run-time and a short synopses of the work.

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DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

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NOGGIN THE NOG Classic Postgate and Firmin takes to the stage at the Theatre Royal Brighton as part of Brighton Festival here is a generation of British men and women who grew up on a rich diet of beautifully made children’s programmes and amongst the best are the works created by Small Films and writer Oliver Postgate and illustrator and puppet maker Peter Firmin. Sadly Postgate passed away in 2008 leaving behind a wealth of much loved books, films and above all characters. I loved them all, from Olly Barker and Fred Beak, The Pingwings, The Clangers, Ivor The Engine, The Pogles, Bagpuss, Basil Brush and my favourite Noggin The Nog. For me they all knocked spots off the rest of TV’s kids programming. Postgate’s scripts were a delight but I loved the wonderful work of Firmin, the characterful puppets were excellent of course but it was the beautiful images of Noggin The Nog and his cohorts and enemies that I loved best. When I saw that The Sagas of Noggin The Nog, a new stage production based on the TV films was to come to the Theatre Royal Brighton as part of the Brighton Festival I was more than excited, even though it is very much aimed

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In the lands of the North where the black rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long, the Men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale… at a younger audience. I suspect that the real draw will be for men and women who grew up on a diet of Small Films’ genius through the 1960s and 70s. This is Third Party’s first piece of theatre specifically for family audiences. These words will resonate and bring back very happy memories… “In the lands of the North where the black rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long, the Men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale…” Viking storytellers recreate the wonderful world of Noggin in this new piece of theatre for children,

families and fans. With silly Vikings, puppets, projection and live music, accompanied by the brave and mighty ThorNogson and the great green bird Graculus, we will be taken on a journey of adventure and discovery, to battle against the fearsome dragon and the dastardly deeds of Noggin’s wicked Uncle, Nogbad The Bad! Ruth Herbert, who made some of the beautiful puppets is, by the way, Peter Firmin’s granddaughter. Peter based the drawings of Noggin and the other characters, on the Lewis Chess Pieces which were uprooted from a sand dune in Uig Bay in 1831 by a poor

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superstitious soul who ran away thinking they were elves. Peter decided they were Nogs. The great majority of these chess pieces are in the British Museum but from next year, you will be able to see them at Lews Castle, Stornaway. The association between Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin began in 1958 with Alexander The Mouse which they produced for Rediffusion’s magnetic animation system. This went out live and was as hazardous as it sounds, with figures dropping off, turning round and whizzing across the screen. Noggin The Nog was made in single frame animation by Smallfilms – set up in a barn at Peter and Joan Firmin’s farmhouse in Kent and ‘King Of The Nogs’ was first shown in its black and white version in 1959. It is this version of the film which we reference in the play. For over forty years Postgate and Firmin have been synonymous with the best in children's television. Their classic films are still loved by viewers of all ages. With simple techniques and delightful story telling, (children’s entertainment once moved at a less frenetic pace) this is a piece of theatre to sit and watch together with your children – or if like me you are a fan, on your own. Noggin The Nog, Theatre Royal Brighton Sat 23 May, 5pm, Sun 24 May, 11am, 2pm & 5pm Box office 01273 709709 Books and DVDs are published by The Dragon’s Friendly Society: www.dragons-friendlysociety.co.uk Peter’s current work can be seen at: www.peterfirmin.co.uk

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ON YOUR MARKS... FRINGE Fill your boots with treats as Brighton Fringe CLUB opens its doors. James McDonnell

MG – it’s actually starting this week! The Brighton Fringe and the Brighton Festival are kicking off this weekend and the possibilities of entertainment are veritably overflowing with variety and potential. We are lucky enough to have a whole array of talented comics in this town already, but this is a chance for them to shine and luxuriate with a full hour (or half hour) of material that’s purely them – more intellect and funny Sam Savage Pic: Ed Moore and less crowd-grappling. Under this umbrella you’ll find plenty of quality, from the magnificent Zoe Lyons (as seen on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow), to Sam Savage (Funny’s Funny winner 2013), James McDonnell (Musical Comedy Awards quarter finalist 2015), and other talented folk currently residing in the BN postcode. Must be something in the water. However, it’s also worth looking out for a few shows that break the mold and come from further afield. Miss Behave’s Gameshow is returning for a short run over at The Marlborough Theatre, and Guruguru promises much (a lot of it a tantalising surprise) over at The Warren. I caught Miss Behave’s Gameshow last time it visited and the closest thing I can liken it to is 70s weekend TV sensation Tiswas, but without the annoying TV screen stopping you from joining in. Plays are also worth exploring if you’re out looking for a laugh, as is cabaret, and sketch shows. Broaden your search criteria and you broaden your mind. Point & Shoot, Sh*t-Faced Shakespeare and Hurricane Michael have all piqued my interest mixing narrative with laughter, while the Beta Males and Do You Mind offer interesting sketch ideas. Plus (and who can forget!) it’s the General Election next week. Fancy a little help deciding who to vote for? Then why not pick one of the handily located satirical shows you’ll find at the Komedia, the Rialto and scattered throughout the Laughing Horse Comedy programme. You know, to liven up those dull and forgettable (especially by politicians, it would seem) manifestos. To be honest, there’s loads to pick from and you don’t need to break the bank on tickets. Mix up free shows with higher cost tickets, maybe stay in the room after your show’s finished and just take a punt on what’s coming up next in that venue, and widen your cultural experience. It’s what a Fringe and Festival are for, after all. www.brightonfringe.org

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Art: HOUSE 2015 As part of Brighton Festival's visual arts strand, HOUSE has commissioned some fantastic top quality artists including the Turner-Prize shortlisted Nathan Coley who will be presenting a major new sculptural exhibition in the Regency Town House called Portraits of

The Warren have changed location, and there will be a new music and performance stage throughout May

any of you will know of The Warren, a wonderful 'pop-up' venue that inhabited that glorious little space sandwiched between St. Paul's Church on East Street and Churchill Square car parks. After three years though it is time to move on and take the next step. And instead of being a little off the beaten track and very much hidden from public view, The Warren will be on the North Lawn of St. Peter's Church – right in the heart of the fantastic and on-going re-generation of

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Dissension as well as his illuminated sculpture You Imagine What You Desire in Brighton's oldest building St Nicholas' Church. For a full breakdown of all HOUSE events please visit: www.housefestival.org Regency Town House, Brunswick Square. Until 2-24 May

Knight’s Templar, magic symbols, alchemy, occult ritual, time travel and the quest for enlightenment. Lots! Meet Outside Redroaster Coffee House, Sat 2–Mon 4 May, 2pm, £8/6

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Discover what the Illuminati do not want you to know. Esoteric connections with witchcraft, stone circles, freemasonry, the

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the London Road corridor – a large patch of grass that will soon see a pop-up mini-festival within a festival, the Brighton Fringe itself. As well as home to a large theatre tent called The Warren: Main House (host to an incredible array of old favourites and the best national and international acts), and the smaller, and bespoke The Warren: Theatre Box, there's the Nielsen Fringe Club Stage, a large marquee housing the on-site bar and a performance stage. All events in the Fringe Club are free entry, and non-ticketed. And there ail be an opening party, free to all, on Thursday 30 April. The Warren, St. Peter's Church Lawn, 1-31 May

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Scott Capurro – Islamohomophobia, Komedia Studio, 19 April 2015 ★★★★★ Kerry Herbert

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Joe Lycett: Work In Progress Joe Lycett is charming, disarming and alarmingly funny. Lycett’s work-in-progress was for his new show ‘That’s The Way Uh Huh Uh Huh, Joe Lycett’, which discussing masculinity and his own relationship with the idea. Mixing up his still not fully formed palette of ideas, ranging from service station and stag do anecdotes to the parent/child relationship with his own mother, this may have covered familiar subjects but they were delightfully seasoned with Lycett’s own twist – delivering up unexpected punchlines like a Tango-slap. When, occasionally topics had less of an affect his grace was a lesson in modern manners. This is why seeing works-in-progress can be such a treat. Otherplace @ The Basement, 22 April 2015 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

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1 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (Style man from Brighton) 2 Fresh Like Dexie Sparks, Fuse, Energy 3 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 5 Cascades Run 6 Alternate Function Not So Bad 7 Ultralites Zero Hours 8 The Black Fields The Fighter 9 Bluestone Salsero

Not since Jerry Sadowitz have I seen an opening 10 minutes with such a formidable hit rate of taboo-busting jokes, punch after punch. Visceral, relentless, Capurro tackles every stereotype of faith, race and sexuality, and for fun is gifted with the “dirty sauna” boys in this Brighton front row. But banter and controversy aside, at the heart of the show is a stunning metaphor comparing his mother’s death to the silence of New York after the fall of the Twin Towers. Capurro is an exceptional stand-up with something to say, his truth as funny and offensive as the world.

Public Service Broadcasting With vintage TV set totem poles framing the stage and a homemade satellite dangling between the large screens, the South London duo drafted in a little extra help for a dynamic set that covered their new space race themed album alongside their trademark public information film soundtracks. The pre-recorded banter (there was no human interaction) was funny and clever but did wear thin after a while. Throughout the set, drummer

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Wrigglesworth provided a powerful backbeat for the dance rock Apollo mission tunes while support act Smoke Fairies helped out on ‘Valentina’. A surprise brass section and dancing spaceman enhanced the funky encores. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 24 April 2015 ★★★★★ Steve Clements

10 Senior Service Slow Train 11 Frankie Sling Humn 12 Alternate Function Under Attack 13 Cascades What Have You Done to Me? 14 Freudstein Sister Sleaze

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Vamos Theatre produce full mask productions, much in-keeping with a tradition that goes back Millennia and across numerous cultures. As such there is no ‘dialogue’ and therefore as an audience member you are acutely aware of movement, sound effects and scenery. This was a delightful tale set in Thatcher’s Britain of the early 80’s and centres on Flo, a lady who is determined to have one last look at the hospital she trained at before it’s demolished. The story flits from the 80’s battle to memories of the 1940’s, some sentimental, some poignant, some agonisingly brutal. Touching and humorous in equal measure. Connaught Studio, Worthing, 18 April 2015 ★★★★★ Lee Stevens

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16 Kid Komas feat LOc E Fidget changed the game 17 F*ckyouallstars The Anarchist twist 18 La Lunalight Hear No Evil 19 Scribe Trive Need Me ft Scribe Tribe – Produced by Ransom Notes 20 The Last Cry Rebekka

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TUESDAY 28 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It Channel 4, 8pm After trying out relationships with shows without each other, our best C4 duo are back together like the property love story they were meant to be. This new series sees the pair go head to head trying to persuade owners to either sell their homes or give them a makeover. Fab cushions.

The Queen’s Big Night Out Channel 4, 9pm Remember ‘Roman Holiday’ where Audrey Hepburn’s princess sneaks out and has a day out on the town with Gregory Peck? Well, it happened! Get out, yes it did! Well, sort of – and this is the story of when the future Queen Elizabeth and Princess Margaret slipped out to party in London when war ended.

The Flash Sky1, 8pm The world of superhumans seems to be less and less entangled with the world of, well, regular humans. Except as lab pets with huge brains who help them go out into the world and then save it. Repeatedly. But if we didn’t have the Flash who would save us from the crafty chameleon-like metahuman? *Sigh*

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style Beth’s lifetsyle guide for modern women. 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Behind The Science Dr Heather Cegla visists the Movement Innovation Lab in Queens University, Belfast. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 10.00 Life Stories This week we meet Connie Talbot of Britain’s Got Talent fame. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton’s independent cult store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Vote 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Life Stories 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Cowboys And Angels 8.15 Collectaholics 9.15 The Super League Show 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker 2.00 Daily Politics: Defence And Security Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Carol warns Max to stop pushing his family away, but will he listen? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Mo decides to arrange a meeting with her birth father under false pretences, but when Adele’s suspicions are raised, will Mo be able to keep her secret to herself? Annabelle and Zosia go head to head with Guy over a special case, though Guy stands his ground. Is his future as secure as he thinks? Serena does her best to hold things together as the future CEO of Holby remains uncertain. However, she discovers an ally and admirer in an unexpected place. 9.00 24 Hours In The Past 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.50 Del Boys And Dealers Documentary series following the nation’s wheeler dealers. South London trader Ernest believes a bronze chess set, which he bought at an antique fair in Kent, is an original piece by three of the nation’s most renowned sculptors. 11.50 FILM: Ghost Town (2008) Starring Ricky Gervais, Greg Kinnear, Tea Leoni. Supernatural comedy. 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 World Championship Snooker Jason Mohammad presents live coverage from the quarter-finals, where the difference between winning and losing is £30,000. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi gets some lovely nosh. Although it was possibly not so lovely to start off with. 9.00 Wastemen 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme. Joining Jools from London are Florence and the Machine. The Charlatans return to the studio for the first time in seven years to play a couple of numbers from their twelfth album and the first since founding member Jon Brookes died of brain cancer two years ago. And classic US singersongwriter James Taylor performs a couple of tracks from the first album he has recorded in 13 years. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Newsbeat: The Election Debates Tina Daheley and Chris Smith are with young voters in Edinburgh to discuss jobs, the cost of bills and affordable housing. 12.20am World Championship Snooker Highlights 1.10 World Championship Snooker - Extra 3.10 Sign Zone: Rip Off Britain: Food 4.00 Making Art Work: First Idea To Final Piece 5.00 Your Paintings (x2)

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa confides in Rhona. 7.30 Countrywise Paul Heiney is joined by new presenters Ben Fogle and Liz Bonnin as they investigate the link between butterflies and the British weather. They also meet a woman growing lavender in the Welsh mountains, and set sail with Cornwall’s oldest fisherman. 8.00 Midsomer Murders The murder of a journalist has chilling echoes of a 1960s horror film starring Midsomer’s own Stella Harris. When Stella’s more famous sister returns after a 40-year family rift, the killings escalate, each of them reminiscent of a movie plot. Is life - and death imitating art? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Northern Ireland Election Debate Representatives from the five major political parties in Northern Ireland take part in an hour long debate ahead of the General Election in May. 11.40 Benidorm Most of the group heads off on a trip to a bullfight, but soon learn there is no such thing as a free lunch in Benidorm. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Three In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Lindsey aims to tackle her demons. Will Sienna’s revenge on Patrick leave her father in serious trouble? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It See highlights. 9.00 The Queen’s Big Night Out See highlights. 10.00 Ballot Monkeys Topical political comedy. The election is just over a week away and the harassed teams struggle to manage their own fears while, at the same time, try to generate fears about their opponents. 10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the famous words and numbers quiz with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. The guests are Johnny Vegas, Romesh Ranganathan and Josie Long while Joe Wilkinson helps Rachel Riley pick the vowels and consonants. 11.35 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls. 12.30am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.25 KOTV Boxing 1.55 FIM Superbike World Championship 2.20 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.45 Volkswagen Racing Cup 3.15 Shameless 4.10 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.05 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.10 Cedar Cove: Season Finale 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With Denny finally ready to move on and commit to Ash, Ricky reminds him that if he is serious about it he should tell Brax the truth. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Labour Party 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. 8.00 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives were turned upsidedown when their home became a living nightmare. 9.00 Sick Note Skivers Exposed Five stories of people who have been signed off sick when in fact they are as fit as fiddles. Cases featured include Matthew Thomas, a Commonwealth Games sprinter, who was exposed as a fraud for pursuing his athletics goals after being signed off work with a bad back. 10.00 Killer Psychopaths David Wilson continues his chilling insight into the warped minds of psychopaths, revealing the horrific tale of Wales’ only known serial killer, Peter Moore. 11.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Robin Williams Documentary. 12.00am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Girls Behind Bars: Stacey Dooley In The USA 10.00 Killer Magic 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Killer Magic 1.00 Girls Behind Bars: Stacey Dooley In The USA 2.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm News 7.30 The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 9.00 K2: The Killer Summit - Storyville 10.20 The Secret Life Of The Motorway 11.20 India’s Hospital Train 12.20am Rude Britannia 1.20 The Secret History Of Our Streets 2.20 Storyville - K2: The Killer Summit

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Educating Joey Essex: Football Fever 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.30 Royal Pains

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Secrets From The Clink 9.00 Secrets From The Clink 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.05am Inspector Morse

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11.40am FILM: Carry On Abroad (1972) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Car S.O.S 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 Homes By The Sea 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.05 Building The Dream

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WEDNESDAY 29 Newzoids ITV1, 9pm Get your weekly fix of news cheats, for those who really don’t want to have the attention span to watch the news proper. This topical puppet animation comedy sketch show serves up all the big stories, but twists them with comment and turns them with mockery. With the aid of some very talented impressionists.

Beyond The Grave LatestTV, 9.30pm S’getting dark, shadows are lurking, growing longer, scratching on the window, something moves out of the corner of your eye... and luckily Josh Ellis and psychic medium Lou Pope are on hand to guide us through things that go ‘bump in the night. Or even; ‘woo woo’. Bristol’s a creepy place, it seems.

Teen Model Factory: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia BBC3, 10pm In the third and final programme marking Reggie’s exploration of modern Russian extremes, our hero joins international scouts as they board the Trans-Siberian railway and search for the freshest faces to take back to the West. Collecting stories and food for thought.

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6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 World Championship Snooker Jason Mohammad introduces live coverage from the concluding sessions of the quarterfinals, with the first players to 13 frames moving into the last four. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi - Chefs on Trial. 9.00 Nick And Margaret: The Trouble With Our Trains Lord Sugar’s business ‘heavies’ get on the right track. 10.00 Inside No 9 A second season of dark comedies by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. Having never consulted the spirit world before, Tina isn’t quite sure what to expect. Her visit to the spiritualist medium Madam Talbot has been arranged by her sister. Hives, Talbot’s assistant in the mundane world, seems quite helpful, but there’s something already waiting for Tina on the Other Side, and Hives knows all about it. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 World Championship Snooker Highlights Jason Mohammad presents highlights from the remaining quarter-final matches, where the difference between winning and losing is £30,000. 12.10am World Championship Snooker - Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: Kew On A Plate 3.10 Sign Zone: Portillo’s State Secrets 4.00 Young Legal Eagles 5.00 WWI A-Z

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Green Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa agonises over her options. 7.30 Coronation Street Nick catches Sarah giving in to temptation. 8.00 Give A Pet A Home Series which sees Amanda Holden recruit a team of celebrity animal lovers who leave their glitzy and glamorous lives behind as they devote their time, with the support of the RSPCA, to finding new homes for the mistreated and abandoned creatures. 9.00 Newzoids See highlights. 9.30 The Delivery Man Comedy series about a policeman who becomes disillusioned with his job and quits to become a male midwife on a busy maternity ward. A female prisoner is on release while she gives birth, but the police want some crucial information from her and Ian tries some underhand interrogation tactics. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Bargain Fever Britain First of a two-part programme looking at the changing face of UK retail. 11.40 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands Documentary series. 12.05am Jackpot247 2.30 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Cowboys And Angels 8.15 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.15 Robert Redford: Talking Pictures 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker 2.00 Daily Politics: Health Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Three In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks A new cellmate threatens to make life difficult for Grace. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Restoration Man: Best Builds George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people hoping to restore architectural treasures. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. It’s four days since the men killed a crocodile, and they haven’t been able to repeat their success. Most of their meals are coming from Vic, who is the only member of the group so far to have mastered his improvised fishing rod. 10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. 11.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Snowbombing 2015 12.30 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.25 Burger Bar To Gourmet Star 2.20 FILM: Rushmore (1998) 3.50 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Britain’s Best Drives 8.00 Secrets Of Bones 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 The Plantagenets 10.00 The Secret Life Of The Motorway 11.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Avalanches 12.00am Guts: The Strange And Mysterious World Of The Human Stomach

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3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 FILM: Scary Movie (2000) 11.45 Virtually Famous 12.35am Made In Chelsea

11.20am FILM: To Catch A Thief (1955) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Car S.O.S 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House Nation 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.00 Grand Designs

11.00am Against The Wind (1948) 12.55pm Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949) 3.05 The Gentle Gunman (1952) 4.45 The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 6.50 Fool’s Gold (2008) 9.00 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) 11.25 Wild Things (1998) 1.35am Paradise Lost (2006) 3.30 Close

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THURSDAY 30 The Game BBC2, 9pm We have been waiting for this for simply ages! Having already launched Stateside, this Cold War spy thriller from the marvellous pen of Toby Whithouse (Being Human, Torchwood, Doctor Who – and Hove resident) has already been embraced by the critics and viewing public alike. Time to trust no one and quip.

The Last Leg Channel 4, 10pm Is it the Olympics again? Nope. Any other major sporting event? Nah. Must mean it’s time for Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker to get their teeth stuck into the satire and pomposity that orbits the General Election. As well as other things that have piqued their interest, and a few guests. Natch.

Comedy Fest Live 2014 BBC3, 9pm It’s almost the weekend time woop! Which also means it’s the perfect time to chill out with the best medicine: laughter. Keeps you fighting fit to enjoy all the fun of the Saturday and Sunday. Kevin Bridges introduces some of the best names in comedy, including Lucy Beaumont, James Acaster and Des Bishop.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Post Feature 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Film Live Academy The ultimate guide on all aspects of filmmaking, covering everything you need to know. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest The amazing Cate Ferris filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Latest News 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Post Feature 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Film Live Academy 3.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Cowboys And Angels 8.15 Great British Garden Revival 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Alfie is shocked when Kat tells him what she wants, but how will he react? Sharon warns Phil to clean up his act. Realising he’s let his family down, Max finally turns to Carol for support. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Question Time Election Leaders Special David Dimbleby presents an Election Leaders’ Special Question Time, with David Cameron, Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg. 9.30 Peter Kay’s Car Share He likes driving in his car... 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.50 Election 2015: Ask Nigel Farage Election 2015: Ask Nigel Farage. 11.20 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.05am Holiday Weatherview 12.10 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 World Championship Snooker The second semi-final gets under way. Live coverage of the first eight frames is introduced by Hazel Irvine from the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi grills the chefs. D’ya geddit?! 9.00 The Game See highlights. 10.00 W1A Award-winning comedy about the BBC. The advertising of a new and important role - namely, the head of better - leads to a game of management musical chairs. Anna Rampton, head of output, thinks she knows all about better and goes for the top job. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 World Championship Snooker Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from the opening sessions of the best-of-33 frame semi-finals. 12.10am Sign Zone: Who Will Win The Election? 12.40 Sign Zone: Louis Theroux: Transgender Kids 1.40 Sign Zone: Sex And The Church 4.00 The Glasgow Girls’ Stories 4.30 Deadly Dilemmas 5.00 The Bloodhound Adventure

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel falls off the wagon and puts herself in danger. 7.30 New Players, New Politics?: Tonight Julie Etchingham investigates how smaller political parties could hold the balance of power this election. 8.00 Emmerdale April tries to save Laurel. 8.30 Double Decker Driving School In last of the series, former Co-op worker Michelle has some traffic light issues which leaves her training officer seeing red. 9.00 Fraud Squad Second in a twopart documentary. Criminals have moved into Britain’s property market, selling worthless land they claim is ripe for development. Fraud Squad shows how this problem is growing in Britain, costing us an estimated 50 billion pounds a year. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda Tom Bradby and four guests discuss the big issues. 11.20 Newzoids Topical puppet animation comedy sketch show. 11.50 FILM: Carry On Again, Doctor (1969). Comedy. 1.20am Jackpot247 3.00 New Players, New Politics?: Tonight 3.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Three In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Porsche’s world crumbles when she realises the past is about to catch up with her. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Supervet Series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. The extreme conditions on the island are taking their toll on the 11 remaining women and they are now on the brink of starvation. They are living on an extreme low-calorie diet, surviving on snails and limpets and scraps of scavenged yucca and coconut. Georgina is becoming increasingly weak from hunger and may be eating as few as 20 calories a day. 10.00 The Last Leg See highlights. 11.05 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. 12.10am Skint 1.05 Secret Millionaire Ireland 2.00 The Secrets Of Sports Direct 2.55 Unreported World 3.20 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.15 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Secrets Of Great British Castles 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Murder On The 13th Floor (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Still angry with him for dumping Maddy when she needed him the most, Spencer is unimpressed when Oscar turns up to help with the Colour Run. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The UK Independence Party 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars. 8.00 The Body In The Freezer: Countdown To Murder Crime documentary series charting the final days and moments leading up a horrific killing from the perspective of both murderer and victim. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector In Bournemouth, Alex tries to help a 67year-old former accountant inject some much needed glitz and glamour into his celebrity-themed hotel. 10.00 The Mentalist: The Last Ever Episode American crime drama series. Jane is captured when he acts as bait to trap a serial killer who targets fake psychics and must use all his wiles to try to escape. He has a proposition to put to Lisbon and their future happiness depends on it. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Great British Castles 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Comedy Fest Live 2014. See highlights. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.35 Tatau 1.15 Teen Model Factory: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia 2.10 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Wild China 9.00 The Dark Charisma Of Adolf Hitler 10.00 FILM: Downfall (2004) 12.25am The Plantagenets 1.25 India’s Hospital Train 2.25 Top Of The Pops: 1980 3.00 The Dark Charisma Of Adolf Hitler

12.45pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Release The Hounds: Jingle Hell 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Mom (x2)

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Trial And Retribution 12.00am Northern Lights

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube 1.00 Jane The Virgin

11.50am FILM: Bullwhip (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Car S.O.S 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.00 The Hoarder Next Door

11.00am Babette’s Feast (1987) 1.10pm Buchanan Rides Alone (1958) 2.50 I Was Monty’s Double (1958) 4.55 Shane (1953) 7.15 Jumper (2008) 9.00 Knight And Day (2010) 11.10 The Football Factory (2004) 12.55am Boomerang (1992) 3.15 Close


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FRIDAY 1 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4, 8pm Ever get the feeling that Skye’s recent ‘developments’ could just be a second adolescence? Her body’s rebelling, her friends are talking about her behind her back, and then she meets an enigmatic inhuman called Lincoln who might be able to help. Never trust those sixth formers.

NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 9pm A truly guilty delight, with the weather recently turning so hot that carnival feeling and Southern charm feel close to home. As well as a spot of unusual cooking. This week the team look into an explosion as a marine gala and discover that Pride was the target. Say it ain’t so! The charm is wearing thin.

Anzac Girls More4, 9pm Tally ho! What larks, for a group of Aussie and Kiwi nurses to go forth and help our chaps in the First World War (don’t even think about the possibility this’ll all start up again in a few decades) near the battlefields of Gallipoli. Except it’s a bit more harrowing than they expected. Based on a true story, it would be.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 9.00 Burn Up With Natalie 9.30 BollyHeat 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 12.00 Teleshopping 12.30 Northern Cuisine 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick OutThe Jams 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Noise Floor 4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News 9.00 Hot Air Bill Smith lets off some hot air – laughs from Latest TV’s chief gag maker. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 On The Verge 2.00 Hot Air 2.30 Latest News 3.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Kat takes a trip down memory lane and comes face to face with her past when she goes to the place where she gave birth. 8.35 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: A Grand Day Out (1989) Starring Peter Sallis. Bafta-winning, Oscarnominated claymation by Nick Park, which introduced the world to inventor Wallace and his canine companion Gromit. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week’s news. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy. Agnes Brown and her friend Winnie gatecrash the hen party of Dermot’s fiancee Maria only to realise that they have the wrong venue. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.40 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. 11.25 Peter Kay’s Car Share 11.55 Peter Kay’s Car Share 12.25am FILM: Ruthless People (1986) 1.55 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 World Championship Snooker Live action from the penultimate session of the first semifinal is introduced by Hazel Irvine in Sheffield, where the winner will be guaranteed a minimum of £125,000. 9.00 Iceland: Land Of Ice And Fire - Natural World Documentary. In what turns out to be an explosive year, witness Iceland through the eyes of the animals and people that have made this wild island home. An arctic fox family must eke out a clifftop living, an eider farmer has his hands full playing duck dad to hundreds of new arrivals and Viking horsemen prepare to saddle up for the autumn roundup. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show presented by Clare Balding. Clare is joined by boxing’s father-and-son double act Chris Eubank and Chris Eubank Jr for episode five of her chat show. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 Election Late Show Late night news from the UK election. 11.35 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme. 12.40am World Championship Snooker Highlights 1.30 Sign Zone: Secret Britain 2.30 Sign Zone: Strangeways: Britain’s Toughest Prison Riot

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Marlon struggles to contain his upset over Laurel. 7.30 Coronation Street Nick is bowled over by Erica’s news. 8.00 Weekend Escapes With Warwick Davis Warwick Davis and his family travel around the UK in their trusty camper van. His quest is to uncover the best of Great Britain and prove to his family that there is no need to hop on a plane to have the holiday of a lifetime. 8.30 Coronation Street Chesney puts his foot down. 9.00 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones makes five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent. In this episode, Griff takes the train through Zambia and Zimbabwe, via one of the most stunning natural wonders of the world - the Victoria Falls. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Senna (2010) Baftawinning documentary about the life and career of Brazilian Formula One champion Ayrton Senna, which was cut tragically short in 1994 by a fatal accident during a race. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Channel Patrol 11.45 Cowboys And Angels 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Land Girls 3.00 Decimate 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Cowboys And Angels 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.15 Richard Attenborough: Talking Pictures 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Three In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Three In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Porsche plans to protect her sisters. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Ade Adepitan and director Billy Dosanjh visit football-mad Cameroon to investigate how unscrupulous agents are preying on young footballers desperate to make a career playing for teams in Europe and the Middle East. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. He talks to Noel Gallagher, and is joined by The Last Leg hosts - Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. 11.05 Virtually Famous Comedy panel show hosted by Glee star Kevin McHale, which celebrates the weird and wonderful online sensations that have got millions talking and sharing. 11.50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sitcom. 12.15am FILM: Copland (1997) 2.00 Fargo 3.10 Shameless 4.00 TBA 4.10 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: After All These Years (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Oscar tries his best to lift Maddy after her chemo results, but she is is unable to see a way forward. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Liberal Democrats 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series showcasing the latest tech presented by Ortis Deley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley and Amy Williams. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles History series presented by Dan Jones. Situated high on a crag overlooking the river Forth, Stirling Castle has guarded the gateway to the Scottish Highlands for centuries. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights. 10.00 NCIS US naval crime drama series. After a mysterious illness strikes children from military families, Gibbs and the team investigate the cause. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. A woman reports her granddaughter missing, starting a frustrating investigation that leaves Benson and Stabler suspecting the girl’s mother. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino3.10 Gotham 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 7.15 Atlantis 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Bad Education (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Killer Magic 1.30 Bad Education

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Eighties 8.00 BBC Young Dancer 2015 9.00 Imagine... Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now 10.25 Rod Stewart At The BBC 11.25 Top Of The Pops: The Story Of 1978 12.15am Imagine... Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now 1.40 Rod Stewart At The BBC

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) 11.15 Take Me Out 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.55am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Where The Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Blue Murder 12.40am FILM: The Elephant Man (1980)

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Cocktail (1988) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube 1.05 2 Broke Girls

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Car S.O.S 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Anzac Girls. See highlights. 10.20 FILM: Panic Room (2002) 12.35am 24 Hours In A&E 1.40 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 2.35 The Good Wife

11.00am The War Lord (1965) 1.25pm Hobson’s Choice (1954) 3.35 Storm Over The Nile (1955) 5.45 The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button (2008) 9.00 Colombiana (2011) 11.05 20,000 Days On Earth (2014) 1.15am The Acid House (1997) 3.35 Close

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SATURDAY 2 Ninja Warrior UK ITV1, 7pm So much fun! It’s like all of the adventure playgrounds from the 1970s, that were pulled down in the 1980s for being unsafe, and then longed for in the 1990s have been gathered back together for a big action-packed hurrah! Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara host the hopefuls, talking big and falling hard.

Atlantis BBC1, 7.45pm You know that prophecy The Oracle made before she was turned into a garden ornament? The one about Jason’s heart going dark if he ever found out the truth about Pasiphae being his Mum? Well, that’s happened. Some might call it trauma, we call it written by the gods. There’s only Pythagoras to save him now.

FILM: Airplane! Film4, 7.15pm Watch this and recognise so many zany gags from over the years. This is where they came from – loosely based around the plot of a disaster film. There’s a singing nun, a frantic ground crew, lost love, food poisoning, a fabulous co-pilot, wholesome kids, and Lesley Nielsen starting his comedy career proper.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Floor 6.30 Noise Floor 7.00 Albion Nights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00pm Teleshopping 12.30 Love That Car 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Reel Extra 3.45 Noise Reel Extra 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine 6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton’s first and foremost local music entertainment show, plugged into the news gossip and live scene on the South Coast. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Hadyn West's 'Berliner Mauer Dunkelheit' and films by Peter Regan, Emma Lindow, and others. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Hot Air 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 2.30 Latest News 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 FilmFest on TV:5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Football Focus 2.15 World Championship Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.10 FILM: Wall-E (2008)

6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 6.55 Pointless Celebrities A special celebrity outdoors edition of the quiz that tests the depths of general knowledge. The celebrities try to come up with the answers that no-one else could think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. Featuring Bill Oddie and Tessa Dunlop, John Craven and Shauna Lowry, Diarmuid Gavin and Miranda Krestovnikoff and Helen Skelton and Radzi Chinyanganya. 7.45 Atlantis See highlights. 8.30 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share £100,000, or one lucky player could take home the lot. 9.20 Casualty Connie’s trial begins. Rita helps a young girl get bittersweet justice. Big Mac encourages a mother and daughter to seek support. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 11.55 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

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6.15am FILM: Gambling House (1950) 7.35 FILM: The Red Beret (1953) 9.00 The Nature Of Britain 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 1.00 Michel Roux’s Service 2.00 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 2.20 Inside The Mind Of Adolf Hitler 3.10 The Making Of Adolf Hitler 4.00 The World’s Most Photographed: Adolf Hitler 4.30 World Championship Snooker 5.30 Iceland: Land Of Ice And Fire Natural World 6.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedy. In the very first episode of the series, Captain Mainwaring assumes command of the Local Defence Volunteers, an assumption others are not so eager to make. 7.00 World Championship Snooker The second semi-final reaches its climax in this session, and by booking his place in the final, the winner will pocket at least £125,000 in prize money. Live action is introduced by Hazel Irvine from the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. 9.30 FILM: Quartet (2012) Starring Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay, Billy Connolly, Pauline Collins, Michael Gambon, Sheridan Smith. Ensemble comedy drama. An opera star arrives at a performers’ retirement home amidst fraught preparations for a fundraising concert. Her presence adds to the tension, but it also offers an opportunity. Adapted from Ronald Harwood’s stage play, and directed by Dustin Hoffman. 11.00 QI XL Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks at a whole kit and kaboodle of K topics. With Noel Fielding, Ross Noble Colin Lane and Alan Davies. 11.50 FILM: Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006) Starring Ben Whishaw, Dustin Hoffman, Alan Rickman, Rachel Hurd-Wood. Unsettling thriller based on the bestselling novel by Patrick Suskind. 2.00am FILM: Honeymooner (2010)

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Nerds & Monsters 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.45 Doc Martin 2.50 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 3.50 FILM: The Great Outdoors (1988) 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Unleashed! Harry Hill unleashes some of the wildest accidents caught on camera by viewers. 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK See highlights. 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent The talent competition’s ninth series continues, hosted by Ant and Dec. Judges Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon take in more weird and wonderful performances in the fourth round of auditions. 9.15 Play To The Whistle Sportsbased panel show hosted by Holly Willoughby. On this week’s show, team captains Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh are joined by guests Dermot O’Leary and Romesh Ranganathan. With help from Jimmy Bullard and umpire Seann Walsh. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FILM: Cliffhanger (1993) Starring Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow, Janine Turner. Outdoor action thriller. Former mountain rescuer Gabe Walker is persuaded to help rescue a group of stranded hikers whose plane crashed in the Rocky Mountains. But it is not long before he discovers that they are really a gang of violent criminals who need help to locate their stash. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Challenge Dubai 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.50 Come Dine With Me 5.20 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.20 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show. 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.15 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. 8.15 FILM: Men In Black II (2002) Starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle, Rosario Dawson, Patrick Warburtons. Action-packed sequel to the sci-fi comedy about a top secret government task force set up to deal with unruly extraterrestrials. An MIB agent turns to the only man who can help him save the world from a rampaging, shape-shifting alien which has taken on the outward appearance of a sexy lingerie model. 10.00 FILM: Dredd (2012) Starring Karl Urban, Olivia Thirlby, Lena Headey, Wood Harris, Warrick Grier, Domhnall Gleeson. Explosive sci-fi. Grizzled lawman Dredd is the best and most feared. His latest battle is against the terrible drug Slo-Mo, and his investigations lead him to a towering slum ruled by sadistic crime lord Ma-Ma. 11.55 Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies Stand-up comedy. 12.55am The Last Leg 1.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.05 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 5.00 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.55 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.30am Children’s television 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 The Dog Rescuers 11.05 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.00pm Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 1.00 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 2.00 FILM: Columbo: Undercover (1994) 3.55 FILM: Secret Liaison (2013) 5.35 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.30 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives were turned upsidedown when their home became a living nightmare. 7.20 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 8.15 5 News Weekend 8.20 NCIS Drama series. A Russian arms dealer is arrested for the murder of a chief petty officer. 9.10 NCIS Drama series. When a missing lance corporal is found dead in a vacant house, the team discover that his body was buried in the back garden and then exhumed. 10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. In this episode, a wannabe superhero is killed after standing up for a homeless man, but is the motive for the vigilante’s murder more complicated than it appears? 11.10 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. Following a fall at school, a teenage girl is found to have previous injuries indicating sexual abuse. 12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Autopsy: The OJ Simpson Murder Case 4.00 Psychopath: The Nazi Killer 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Driving School Of Mum And Dad 2.30 Avengers: Age Of Ultron Special 3.00 Modern Family (x7) 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Mayweather v Pacquiao: At Last 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.10 Top Gear 8.10 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.10 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.10 Happy Valley 11.10 Family Guy (x5) 1.25am Killer Magic 1.55 Live At The Apollo (x2) 2.55 Tatau 3.35 Vodka Diaries

7.00pm Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures 8.00 Wild China 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.45 Len Goodman’s Big Band Bonanza 11.45 Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.15am Chas & Dave: Last Orders 1.15 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures 2.15 Wild China

2.45pm FILM: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) 4.30 Mr Bean (x2) 5.40 FILM: Johnny English (2003) 7.30 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.15 Celebrity Juice: Keith’s Birthday Party 11.00 Britain’s Got Talent 12.20am Britain’s Got More Talent 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen

7.00am Murder, She Wrote 8.05 Where The Heart Is (x2) 10.10 The Darling Buds Of May 11.15 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.20pm FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966) 3.15 Wycliffe 4.25 Columbo: Lady In Waiting 6.00 Lewis 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.05 Inspector Morse 1.25am Wire In The Blood

9.00am Melissa & Joey (x2) 10.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 11.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 12.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 4.00 Made In Chelsea 5.00 Jane The Virgin 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Coming To America (1988) 11.20 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.25am The Inbetweeners

12.10pm FILM: Carry On Abroad (1972) 2.00 Four In A Bed (x5) 4.40 Building The Dream 5.45 Location, Location, Location (x2) 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 Lee Mack Live 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Bugsy Malone (1976) 1.00pm Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) 2.55 The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 5.00 Fool’s Gold (2008) 7.15 Airplane!. See highlights. (1980) 9.00 Season Of The Witch (2010) 10.45 The Pact (2012) 12.30am Scary Movie 2 (2001) 2.10 Shutter (2008) 3.55 Close


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SUNDAY 3 World Championship Snooker BBC2, 7pm Some sports get you up out of your seat, shouting at the screen (“come on, Murray!”), whereas others are fabulously captivating and immersive without half of much of that frenetic fuss. Hazel Irvine introduces the captivating and utterly compulsive second session of the 2015 snooker final.

The C-Word BBC1, 8.30pm This one-off drama has all the hallmarks of being one of the BBC’s stunning set pieces. Telling the true story of Lisa Lynch (Sheridan Smith), a newlywed right at the start of things who is hit by the discovery that she has breast cancer and her world is turned upside down. With a stellar supporting cast too.

Hawaii Five-O Sky1, 9pm It may feel idyllic in Brighton and the surrounding areas when the sun’s out, but nothing says true paradise like imminent peril at every apparently peaceful corner. Kono’s solo outrigger trip around the Hawaiian islands in honour of her dearly departed mother soon turn into a struggle for survival. Now that’s living large.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Family, Faith And Fun 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 At The Amex 12.00pm Teleshopping 12.30 Growing Concerns 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 At The Amex 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Be Creative 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News 6.30 At The Amex Latest Sport were at the Amex. T 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 At Home At Hodsock Behind the scenes at Hodsock Priory, an historic country house. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events and why they love them. The fans’ story. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Noise Reel 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 At Home At Hodsock 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.30 FilmFest on TV 5.30 Love That Car

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6.05 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile As the landscape bursts back into life, the team celebrate spring. Matt Baker gets a real feel of spring in Wales, where he meets a flock of orphan lambs. 7.30 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow team visit Kelvingrove Museum and Art Gallery in Glasgow. The team are intrigued and a little unsettled by an army of insects mounted in precious metals as they delve into the Victorian fascination for taxidermy, while glass specialist Andy McConnell is baffled by a large glass vase that has been converted to a lamp. There are Scottish treasures aplenty, including two portraits with links to the Glasgow Boys school of artists and a claymore sword from the Boer War. Books specialist Clive Farahar gets a lesson in pronunciation when he appraises a rare collection of children’s annuals featuring Scottish comic character ‘Oor Wullie’. 8.30 The C-Word See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.35 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

6.00 Flog It! This valuation day comes from the historic Alnwick Castle in Northumberland. Presenter Paul Martin hosts from the castle’s outer bailey, while experts David Fletcher and Anita Manning find some amazing local treasures. Anita is charmed by some Murano glass figurines and David is thrilled to discover a Newcastle shipyard visitors’ book. Paul heads inside the magnificent staterooms of Alnwick Castle to explore the exquisite tastes of many generations of the Percy family. 7.00 World Championship Snooker See highlights. 11.00 W1A Award-winning comedy about the BBC. The advertising of a new and important role - namely, the head of better - leads to a game of management musical chairs. Anna Rampton, head of output, thinks she knows all about better and goes for the top job. Top of the agenda for the damage limitation team are rumours that Newsnight anchor Evan Davis is to be a contestant in the forthcoming series of Strictly Come Dancing, which does not go down well with head of news and current affairs 11.30 FILM: The Accidental Husband (2008) Starring Uma Thurman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Colin Firth. Romantic comedy. 12.50am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.15 Pets - Wild At Heart 4.15 Points Of View 4.30 Songs Of Praise - School Choir Of The Year 5.15 Pointless Celebrities

6.00am Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 6.30 Great British Garden Revival 7.30 Countryfile 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 The Football League Show 10.10 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.40 Back In Time For Dinner 12.40pm Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 1.40 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 2.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Judge Rinder 10.25 Judge Rinder 11.25 Judge Rinder 12.25pm ITV News And Weather 12.35 Tipping Point 1.30 Britain’s Got Talent 2.45 FILM: Dragnet (1987) 4.50 All Star Family Fortunes 5.50 Ninja Warrior UK 6.50 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Celebrity Squares Game show where people play noughts and crosses with a celebrity panel. 8.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium Hosted by Bradley Walsh and features music performances from Olly Murs and Madness who perform their greatest hits. Alfie Boe sings a song from The Who’s rock opera Quadrophenia, and there is a 10th-anniversary performance from the cast of Billy Elliot the Musical. 9.00 Home Fires Drama series set in a Cheshire village during the Second World War. The isolated community could not feel further away from the impending bloodshed and battlefields, yet it is not immune from the effects of war. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Perspectives: Rick Wakeman On Vivaldi’s Four Seasons Rock keyboardist Rick Wakeman reappraises Antonio Vivaldi’s the Four Seasons - one of the most popular piece of classical music of all time. 11.20 Churchill: 100 Days That Saved Britain Based on private letters, diaries and the testimony of his personal physician. 12.15am The Store 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 Caterham Motorsport 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.00 Channel 4 News 5.20 FILM: The Karate Kid (2010) 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. In this episode they celebrate boy racers, as they turn their attention to the 1980s phenomena the Hot Hatch. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts with Sean Lock, Bill Bailey and Paul Foot going up against special guest captain Sarah Millican, Rob Delaney and Romesh Ranganathan. Nina Conti joins Countdown’s resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 10.05 An Immigrant’s Guide To Britain Comedian and firstgeneration immigrant Henning Wehn offers an irreverent guide to life in Britain, looking at the big issues to the almost overlooked minutiae of British life that we take for granted. 10.35 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 11.40 Bill Bailey: Qualmpeddler Stand-up comedy and music from Bill Bailey, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 12.40am FILM: 12 Rounds (2009) 2.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 3.30 FILM: Ashad Ka Ek Din (1971) 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 11.35 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.20pm Ultimate Police Interceptors 1.20 FILM: Blue Streak (1999) 3.05 FILM: Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) 5.00 FILM: Disney’s Holes (2003) 7.05 5 News Weekend 7.10 FILM: Legally Blonde (2001) Starring Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Matthew Davis, Victor Garber, Jennifer Coolidge. Romantic comedy in which a gorgeous but shallow West Coast girl enrols in a prestigious law school in order to win back her wealthy East Coast ex-boyfriend, who dumps her when he heads to Harvard graduate school. 9.00 FILM: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) Starring Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Kim Coates, Shawn Roberts, Sergio Peris-Mencheta, Spencer Locke. Sci-fi action sequel following Alice as she continues her search for survivors five years after the zombie virus swept across the globe. Her battle to defeat the Umbrella Corporation takes a dangerous turn as she hears of a sanctuary for those not affected by the outbreak, only to discover it is a trap. 11.05 FILM: Gamer (2009) Starring Gerard Butler, Michael C Hall, Amber Valletta, Logan Lerman. Action set in the future, where online video game players remotely control the bodies of death row inmates in a real-life, bloody battle to the death. 12.45am Jackass 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am WWE Raw 12.00pm The Flash 1.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 2.00 Harrow: A Very British School 3.00 The Real A&E (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 About A Boy (x2) 6.00 The Simpsons (x6) 9.00 Hawaii Five-0. See highlights 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Diving World Series 8.05 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) 10.00 Tatau 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 Family Guy 12.15am Tatau 1.00 Teen Model Factory: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia 1.55 Killer Magic 2.25 Flat TV 2.45 Tatau 3.30 Killer Magic

7.00pm 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 8.00 National Gallery: A Film By Frederick Wiseman 10.55 Imagine... Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now 12.20am Rod Stewart At The BBC 1.20 BBC Young Dancer 2015 2.20 10 Things You Didnt Know About Tsunamis

9.35am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.00pm Take Me Out 1.10 Scorpion 2.05 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 3.55 Poor Little Rich Girls 5.40 Britain’s Got Talent 7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.35 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) 1.45am Mom (x2)

7.40am FILM: The Secret Of My Success (1987) 9.55 Heartbeat 10.55 Heartbeat 11.55 Wycliffe 1.00pm Columbo: Lady In Waiting 2.40 Lewis 4.45 A Touch Of Frost 6.50 Inspector Morse 9.00 The Best Of Royal Variety 10.00 Wycliffe 11.10 FILM: The Color Purple (1985) 2.05am Secret Smile

8.35am Baby Daddy (x2) 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Made In Chelsea 1.00 Revenge 2.00 Jane The Virgin 3.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 8.00 FILM: St Trinian’s (2007) 10.00 The IT Crowd (x2) 11.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.10am Rude Tube 1.15 Virtually Famous

8.55am Tiny House Nation 9.55 Building The Dream 11.00 Homes By The Sea 12.05pm Food Unwrapped (x3) 1.40 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x6) 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 1.00pm Mighty Joe Young (1998) 3.15 Judy Moody And The Not Bummer Summer (2011) 5.00 Jumper (2008) 6.45 Multiplicity (1996) 9.00 Men In Black 3 (2012) 11.10 Monsters (2010) 1.00am 20,000 Days On Earth (2014) 3.10 Close

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MONDAY 4 The Stranger On The Bridge Channel 4, 9pm The remarkable story of how one person can truly touch another’s life. In 2008 Jonny Benjamin went to Waterloo Bridge with the intention of ending it all. A stranger was passing and talked him down, after which Jonny went to hospital. Years later, Jonny launched a campaign to find his lost benefactor. Lovely.

Gotham Channel Five, 9pm There’s a monster on the loose in Gotham and it’s so scary all of Gotham’s police are leaving him a wide berth. All of Gotham’s police? Not quite all, as plucky young Jim Gordon is on the scent. Good on that chap! Plus, Fish makes movements to get back onto dry land. Less ridiculous than it sounds.

Sherlock BBC3, 8.30pm Who else can’t wait for the ‘special’, promised to be out in 2015, and to be followed later much a much anticipated fourth series? Hands up! Well, keep your cravings appeased and remind yourself how our intrepid contemporary sleuths first met. Dr John Watson is back from the war and looking for digs...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 BollyHeat 8.30 Be Creative 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighotn Hi-Lights 12.00pm Teleshopping 12.30 Cook It 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick Out The Jams: Joshua Burnside 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Noise Floor 4.30 Burn Up With Natalie 5.00 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Darton High This year’s new students have an intake day, and who has a big crush on Tony? 6.45 Darton High Nadia’s secret has come out – only one student could be involved. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian food from recipes handed down by their parents. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Darton High 12.45 Darton High 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic

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6.25 BBC News At Six 6.45 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Wallace And Gromit: The Wrong Trousers Oscar-winning animation from Nick Park. On their second outing together, Wallace and his canine companion Gromit’s happy home life is disrupted by a pair of techno-trousers and a mysterious penguin with a cunning criminal plan. The result is a bizarre jewellery heist and a breathtaking chase. With the voice of Peter Sallis. 8.00 EastEnders Dot’s case takes a turn for the worse when new evidence comes to light. Denise and Kim are faced with financial troubles. Aunt Babe continues to manipulate the Carters. 8.30 V.E. Day: Remembering Victory Remembering and respecting. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.20 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

6.05 Vintage Antiques Roadshow Old stuff about old stuff. 6.30 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show where a team of challengers take on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 7.00 World Championship Snooker The snooker season reaches its climax as a possible ten frames decide the 2015 world championship. Hazel Irvine will be on hand to guide us through the evening, with the winner receiving the trophy and a cheque for £300,000. 11.00 Wastemen 12.00am Sign Zone: Back In Time For Dinner Historical cooking show. The Robshaw family enter the 90s. It might sound recent, but the years that have elapsed since 1990 soon become obvious - from John Gummer encouraging his daughter to take a bite out of a beef burger to the triumphant growth of the mammoth out-of-town superstore - and the arrival of new kid on the block Jamie Oliver. The family start the decade delighting in the vast quantities of food now available from around the globe. 1.00 Sign Zone: The Truth About Your Medicine Cabinet 2.00 Sign Zone: Channel Patrol 4.00 Michael Mosley: Infested! Living With Parasites 4.30 Rock Pool Survivors 5.00 Gastro Lab 5.30 The Secret Life Of Our Favourite Dishes

6.00 Off Their Rockers Comedy. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel lashes out at Marlon. Belle gets a surprise offer. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Wild Ireland Christine Bleakley presents the six-part series in which she drives, climbs, walks and swims her way along the longest continuous coastal route in the world, Ireland’s 1,500-mile Wild Atlantic Way. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Safe House Four-part thriller set in the Lake District. While the police believe they are closing in on the man hunting David Blackwell and his family, Robert takes a closer look at the relationship between Ali and her sister. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.15 The Agenda Tom Bradby is joined by four guests to discuss the big issues of the week. 10.55 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones makes five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent. 11.55 The Unforgettable Larry Grayson The story of the life and career of Larry Grayson. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Housing Enforcers 9.45 Homes Under The Hammer 10.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.30 Oxford Street Revealed 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.20 South East Today 1.30 Land Girls 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 Decimate 3.45 Flog It! 4.40 Pets - Wild At Heart 5.40 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 FILM: Odette (1950) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Daily Politics 1.00 How We Won The War 1.30 How We Won The War 2.00 World Championship Snooker

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.30 Columbo: Identity Crisis 12.25pm The Unforgettable Pat Phoenix 1.00 ITV News & Weather 1.15 Catchphrase 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 The Simpsons 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Harry is rewarded for his silence, but will the prospect of prison force him to reveal the truth? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 Party Election Broadcast 7.30 How The Other Half Eat Two families agree to swap their weekly shop, their recipes and their mealtime routines in a bid to discover whether the food we eat reveals who we really are. 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover fascinating facts about our food. This special episode revisits a basketful of missions from the Food Unwrapped casebook. 9.00 The Stranger On The Bridge See highlights. 10.00 Ballot Monkeys Topical political comedy, much of it written on the day of transmission. The election is just three days away. 10.30 Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh Award-winning comedian Jimmy Carr does stand-up. 11.35 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series. 12.35am The Secret Millionaire 1.35 24 Hours In A&E 2.30 Supersize Vs Superskinny 3.30 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.25 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.20 River Cottage Bites 5.30 Jamie’s Comfort Food

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Milkshake! Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.30 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.25pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.30 Sick Note Skivers Exposed 1.30 Neighbours 2.00 Rosamunde Pilcher’s The Other Wife 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series showcasing the latest tech presented by Ortis Deley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley and Amy Williams. 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Labour Party 7.00 World’s Busiest Hotel Documentary going behind the scenes at the Venetian Palazzo hotel in Las Vegas, which needs millions of visitors a year to survive. 8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following the activities of high-speed police pursuit units. A horsebox carries an illegal load. 9.00 Gotham See highlights. 10.00 Person Of Interest Complex crime drama series. When the Machine turns up the number of an upmarket hypnotherapist, the team soon discover that he is more than just a master of the mind. Meanwhile, after HR order Laskey to kill an antiques dealer, Carter discovers that she is working on the same case as Finch, Reese and Shaw. 10.55 FILM: Lord Of War (2005) Starring Nicolas Cage, Bridget Moynahan, Jared Leto. Satirical action thriller set in the world of black market arms dealing. 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 The Classic Car Show 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Great Scientists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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8.00am Modern Family (x14) 3.00pm Futurama (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Driving School Of Mum And Dad 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 Arrow 3.00 Critical

7.00pm FILM: Bedtime Stories (2008) 8.30 Sherlock. See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.00am Killer Magic 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Meth And Madness In Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 Ecstasy Wars

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 St Paul’s Clock: A One Show Slow Special 8.00 Dawn Chorus: The Sounds Of Spring 9.00 Handmade (x2) 10.00 The Mary Rose: A Timewatch Guide 11.00 The Last Days Of Anne Boleyn 12.00am Ray Mears Goes Walkabout 1.00 Handmade (x2) 2.00 The Mary Rose: A Timewatch Guide

9.30am The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 12.40pm Emmerdale 1.10 Coronation Street (x2) 2.10 Mr Bean (x2) 3.15 FILM: Richie Rich (1994) 5.10 FILM: The Smurfs (2011) 7.15 FILM: Johnny English (2003) 9.00 FILM: The Dark Knight (2008) 12.05am Celebrity Juice: Keith’s Birthday Party 12.50 Two And A Half Men

10.50am Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.10 Never The Twain 4.45 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.05am Inspector Morse

12.00pm Hollyoaks 12.30 Rules Of Engagement 1.00 The Goldbergs 1.30 Melissa & Joey 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x10) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Revenge 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.55 Rude Tube 1.00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

10.00am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 10.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 10.50 FILM: The African Queen (1951) 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.35 Grand Designs (x5) 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.00 Location, Location, Location 2.05 Grand Designs

11.00am Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992) 1.20pm The Longest Day (1962) 5.00 Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (2008) 6.50 Congo (1995) 9.00 XMen Origins: Wolverine (2009) 11.05 Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans (2008) 12.50am Harsh Times (2005) 3.10 Close


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