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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Jason Donovan: Ten Good Reasons & Greatest Hits 2016 By popular demand, star of stage and screen, Jason Donovan is returning to his roots for a solo tour of his debut 5 X Platinum, 1989 album ‘Ten Good Reasons’ and ‘Greatest Hits’. Brighton Centre, 23 March 2016, from £28.50, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

Alex Horne: Monsieur Butterfly

Alex Horne brings his 2014 Foster’s Comedy Award nominated show Monsieur Butterfly to Worthing this Summer. Connaught Theatre, Worthing, Friday 25 June 2015, £13, 01903 206 206, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

Jason Byrne: 20 Years A Clown

Jason Byrne has been thrilling crowds with his unique style for 20 years and today announces a brand new UK tour for autumn 2015, ‘20 Years A Clown’. The Old Market, 16 October 2015, from £17.50, 01273 201 801, theoldmarket.com

Status Quo: Accept No Substitute

The global rockers return, plus special guest Wilko Johnson with Dylan Howe & Norman Watt-Roy. Brighton Centre, 11 December 2015, from £39.50, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

TOM Comedy Preview Season

Check out the shows in progress, getting knocked into shape by the comedians hoping to take them to the Edinburgh Fringe. Featuring Tania Edwards, Chris Kent, Pat Cahill, Stephen Bailey, Joey Page and Holly Burn, The Old Market, 22 June, 6 July & 27 July 2015, free, 01273 201 801, theoldmarket.com

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he last few weekends have had one thing in common for me: sitting round for hours surrounded by truly beautiful artistic creations whilst meeting random interesting people. Yes, I have been exhibiting in the Artist Open Houses this year, for the very first time, and it really is a joy. First off, the open house I’m a part of is called The Magic Lamp, it’s on the Seven Dials Trail, and has ten different contributors, which I gather is rather a lot. My contribution to proceedings comes under the umbrella of ‘soft furnishings’, which consists of large stripey warm handknitted blankets (took me over a month each to make!), and what we are now calling ‘Vintage T Cushions’. You know those t-shirts that sit in the back of the wardrobe with the best logo/film poster/random image on them but never get worn? That’s what these are, except I’ve sewn them up into cushions. Clearly I am more reluctant than most to lose a Hong Kong Phooey™ t-shirt simply because it doesn’t fit anymore. There are some great artists there, from a world of miniature staircases with planters and lamps, to Orc statuettes, classic Brighton iconic images, leather bags, hand-made furniture, and heaps more. The best thing though is the people. The ones that come through the door for a good old nose around. They’re magic. One older gentleman marched in and firmly sat down next to me on a sofa, heaving a sigh of relief as he took the weight off his feet. “Welcome,” I said. And he was. http://magiclampaoh.wix.com/magiclamp Artist Open Houses are open 10.30–5.30pm, Saturday 23 - Sunday 24 May

Kay Town Andrew reflects on time spent in the dark surrounded by players

Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Brighton & Hove Buses share their top destinations

The Pirates Of Penzance The Gilbert & Sullivan opera sets sail for Theatre Royal Brighton

Competitions Win tickets to see The Beach Boys at The Brighton Centre

11 Brighton Pride The annual LGBT event is just around the corner – and fit to burst with ideas 13 Brighton Arty Alison Krog calls the last weekend of Artists Open Houses 14 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 15 Brighton Writes Jessica Kellgren-Hayes exclaims at the horror of social media 15 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 18 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we think of it!

19 TV Listings TV listings for the next seven days

Thursday, May 21st, 2015 Fringe Myriad Editions/OU/Pan Macmillan presents: Historical Fiction Now: Writing & Publishing Panel/Workshop, Doors 7.00 Saturday, May 23rd, 2015 Electric Nomad + Tribal Café: Tribal Café Tribal Fusion Student Showcase: Doors 7.30 Show 8.00 Price £5 Tribal Café Electric Nomad Live Music by The Sabio Guest Dancers: Doors 9.30 Show 9.45 Price £10 Nomad Electric

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ANDREW KAY CURTAIN UP Why I love – and hate theatre

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spend a remarkable amount of my life in darkened rooms. I’ve been doing it since I was a kid and I cannot imagine that I will ever stop. I’m talking about theatre, I love it, in its many forms, and working for a magazine has given me the enviable and privileged position of being a regular critic. I recently gave a talk to a young writers group at the Theatre Royal Brighton and spoke to them about the role of a critic. It was a fascinating thing to do, especially for me. I don’t often analyse what it is I am doing when I review, so talking about it clarified a few things in my own mind. Whether it was of any value to them is another matter. Firstly I explained that as a reviewer I do not cherry-pick what I see. I go to a lot and I like some, I am indifferent to some and I hate some. That is the job. A review is not a definitive test of the merit of a piece of performance but is merely an opinion. If I love it, that’s my view and if I hate it that too is my view. It does not necessarily mean that it is bad, even if every other critic and the audience is of one accord. It merely means that none of us liked it. We have strict rules here about reviews. You sit through to the end, sometimes the grim and bitter end. Review tickets are a privilege and one that should be respected, as should the companies that provide them and the people that you see on and experience off stage. There are legendary reviews of plays where the reviewer left before the interval and failed to be aware that in the second half something terrible, or wonderful, happened. Brighton, being the creative place that it is, has a year round offering of theatre and live arts. You can see something most nights, from major tours to experimental works in a wide variety of forms. I freely admit that my love is for more conventional theatre, opera and classical music, although being the age that I am, I get to see a lot of classic pop, from the seventies to the nineties. I like that era and few of my colleagues here seem to want to go so I make the most of it. Brighton has a great balance of venues too, mainstream and what is called Fringe. Last week I saw a Joe Orton at what is perhaps best categorised as a Fringe venue, but the production was certainly worthy of playing in a mainstream house. Hats off to them.

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The new Tory government is hardly likely to do much to help to keep the arts alive and vibrant Right now I am immersed in the joy that is the Brighton Festival and Brighton Fringe Festival. This year I decided to not spread myself so thinly, which is a joke, because in the first week I saw ten performances. The second week is less frenetic, thank heavens, although resting at home I do fret that I am missing something wonderful. The one thing that I find, year upon year, is bleating from people that the festivals do not cater for the greater part of the population. I’m not sure that is true, and I am not sure that an arts festival needs to worry that it does not cater for the great part of the population anyway. If you don’t like the arts then a festival is not for you. I don’t think that the Football club makes a great deal of effort to appeal to me, but I’m not bothered. I don’t think it’s their job to try and cater for a man in his fifties who has no interest whatsoever in football. I do on the other hand think that at times arts organisations do themselves no favours by promoting what they do in a far too high-brow manner. There have been a few things this year that I have gone to and thought afterwards that if the psycho-babble in the pre-publicity had merely been paraphrased to say “a very funny play about a couple whose relationship falls apart” or “brilliant acrobatics and feats of human strength” then they might have had a broader appeal. Not that those events were underattended,

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not at all, simply that the moaning masses might have realised that this stuff was for them too – and that they would really have enjoyed it. I get as much pleasure from seeing a well executed piece of very commercial theatre as I do from seeing a stunningly innovative work from a cutting edge company presenting something avante-garde, dangerous even. That’s just me. In saying ‘that’s just me’ I urge you to see what you know that you will enjoy, then think just outside of that box, spread your wings and look a little further. I know that by not cherry-picking my diet of entertainment I have discovered things that I really like but might not have ventured forth to try. I love Gilbert and Sullivan these days, I rather like magicians and illusionists – and, dare I say it, there are a few burlesque artists out there who have swayed my opinion and made me think differently from a view that I previously expressed here. Hats off to them, well hats and pretty much everything else off… Having an open mind, and an open heart, to arts and entertainment, has given me a great deal of pleasure and continues to do so. Be brave and embrace our arts scene, attend and support our artists in all areas. By supporting them with bums on seats we are at least helping to secure a future, let’s face it, the new Tory government is hardly likely to do much to help keep the arts alive and vibrant.

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ne of our teacher’s here, Mr Flynn, has developed connections with the homeless charity Crossover located on Preston Road, Brighton. The students have been busy digging over the outside raised beds at PACA, planting fruits and vegetables ready to donate to the charity’s street kitchen, affectionately named Kitty. The seeds were kindly donated by Bernie (our receptionist). This type of project is a great way to get the students to start thinking about methods of growing food and to make food production more cost effective. We will also be getting chickens at some point to add to the fun! Furthermore, the students have set up their very own LEO’s Club, which will be sponsored by Brighton Lion’s. The Leo Club Program gives young people the opportunity to serve their communities and make a positive impact. Leo’s have started to volunteer on Saturdays at the Crossover charity shop. The Leo’s have been able to get a good essence of how the shop works, as well as, putting their entrepreneurial skills to use. LEO Club Motto: Leadership – Develop skills as a project organizer, time manager and team leader. Experience – Learn how teamwork, cooperation and collaboration can bring exciting changes to your community and the world. Opportunity – Make friends and feel the rewards of community service. At the Crossover shop the LEO students have been making exclusive jewelry using a glass fusing technique. We have also been having a lot of fun with Rasberry Pi’s here at PACA, which requires no growing of fruits or vegetables or baking! University of Sussex students held a workshop for parents and students demonstrating physical computing using Raspberry Pi computers, as well as Lego Mindstorm sets, Arduino’s and Makey-Makey kits. Parents this is coming your way…. so go Google!

The South Downs National Park spans over 1600km of vibrant wildlife, picturesque views, market towns and expansive countryside. From the spectacular chalk cliffs of Seven Sisters to the perfect panoramas of Ditchling Beacon, the park has something to offer any visitor that travels its landscape. The Park is accessible at various points using buses – Brighton & Hove Bus Company route 2, 12, 29, 77, 79 to name a few. Metrobus 270, 271 and 273 also pass through the Park. They also cross the path of the South Downs Way. There are plenty of things to see in the Park but some of the highlights are: Devil’s Dyke - aside from the amazing views of the South Downs, Devil’s Dyke also contains ruined ramparts of an Iron Age hill fort and the remains of a Victorian funfair. And on the right day, you might see some adventurous hang-gliders float through the sky above the valley (or perhaps you might join them yourself!). Take route 77 (buses.co.uk/77 for full times). The South Downs Way passes nearby so for those walkers out there it could be just the start of a day out rambling. There is a pub right by the Dyke and Route 77 drops you off at the car park next to the pub. Ditchling Beacon - close to the South Downs Way and is the highest point in all of East Sussex, giving a spectacular 360 degree view from its summit. Its namesake comes from the fact that it was once a warning beacon, ready to light at times of imminent invasion. Take route 79 at weekends and public holidays (buses.co.uk/79 for full times). The Seven Sisters Country Park - named after the spectacular chalk cliffs that border the English Channel, is also located within the South Downs National Park and provides a combination of coastal views, river runs and lush grassland for a truly scenic nature experience. There’s no shortage of countryside to explore from and vibrant wildlife to examine while you journey on forest and beach walks. Aside from the traditional village pubs, there are numerous family attractions and facilities, including camping and canoeing along the Cuckmere Haven Valley. Catch a Coaster 12 to get there (buses.co.uk/12 for full times).

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THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN GILBERT AND SULLIVAN Sasha Regan’s exquisite all male The Pirates of Penzance comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton or the opening performance of its packed summer season, Theatre Royal Brighton is delighted to present Sasha Regan’s acclaimed all male production of Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Pirates of Penzance. This award winning and exquisitely funny take on the much loved comic opera was a major critical and popular success during its London run and proved equally successful in Australia, where it played in Cate Blanchett’s Sydney Theatre. Critics have praised the production’s inventive choreography, freshness, razor sharp wit, the quality of singing of the ensemble harmonies and the sense of pure joy throughout. A classic musical comedy of mistaken identity, The Pirates of Penzance follows young Frederic, a child apprenticed to a band of tender-hearted, orphaned pirates exploring the coastline in search of treasure and romance. It first opened in 1879 and was an immediate triumph for Gilbert and Sullivan, remaining to this day their most popular and successful collaboration. I Am the Very

Model of a Modern Major General, a satire on the idea of the modern, educated British army officer of the late 19th century, became one of Gilbert and Sullivan’s most famous songs, known for its fast pace and tongue twisting lyrics.

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major General

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WIN THE BEACH BOYS TICKETS The Beach Boys return to the UK for seven performances in May & June 2015 appearing at The Brighton Centre on Wednesday 3rd June.

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You can capsulize most pop music acts by reciting how many hits they’ve had and how many millions of albums they’ve sold. But these conventional measurements fall short when you’re assessing the impact of The Beach Boys. To be sure, this band

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The Pirates of Penzance is directed by Sasha Regan, whose directing credits include Sweeney Todd, Iolanthe, HMS Pinafore, Whistle Down The Wind, Cabaret and Love Story. It is choreographed by Lizzi Gee, whose recent work includes the BAFTA award-winning film Pride, the UK Tour of Annie Get Your Gun, A Winter’s Tale for the RSC and Rocket to the Moon at the National Theatre. This stylish, colourful and entertaining production will delight both loyal Gilbert and Sullivan fans as well as those who are new to their work. Sasha Regan’s all male The Pirates of Penzance

Tue 26 – Sat 30 May Eves 7.45pm Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton

has birthed a torrent of hit singles and sold albums by the tens of millions. But its greater significance lies in the fact that it changed the musical landscape so profoundly that every pop act since has been in its debt. Happily for us all, The Beach Boys continue to create and perform with the same bold imagination and style that marked their explosive debut over 50 years ago. Tickets cost from £38.50 and are available from www.brightoncentre.co.uk or by calling the box office on 0844 8471515 To be in with a chance of winning two tickets to this fabulous show just answer this simple question:

What kind of ‘vibrations’ did The Beach Boys sing about in their 1964 hit? Tickets are valid to see The Beach Boys at The Brighton Centre on Wednesday 3rd June 2015 only. 1 pair of tickets only. At least 1 adult must be present. No purchase necessary. Tickets are nonexchangeable. Closing date for entries is 25th May, entries received after this date will not be counted. Winners will be required to collect their tickets from the box office on the night of the show. Any travel and accommodation will not be included in the prize.

TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE TO WIN, EMAIL competitions@thelatest.co.uk With the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 25 May 2015.

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ith the sunshine comes the promise of summer and it’s a summer to get excited about as Brighton Pride continues the countdown to the UK’s biggest and best Pride event. From the spectacular Brighton Pride Community Parade to the glorious Pride Festival in Preston Park it’s time to get set for a city wide Carnival Of Diversity as we celebrate Pride’s 25th Anniversary. The Brighton Pride Festival in Preston Park is set to be a sparkling summer sensation with a star studded line-up of artists, performers, musicians and DJs including The Human League, Fatboy Slim, Hercules and Love Affair, Foxes, Jess Glynne, Seamus Haji, Prok & Fitch, Tulisa, The Freemasons and Bright Light Bright Light, joining an array of diverse entertainment and community areas. Add the Wild Fruit Big Top dance tent, Legends Cabaret big top, the Radio Reverb Alternative Performance Stage, Shelia McWattie Women’s Performance Stage, the Urban World Dance Tent, bears tent and the many, many more

entertainment and community areas and you have a Pride we can all be part of, be proud of and celebrate. With over 160,000 participants and spectators the Brighton Pride Community Parade is the spectacle of the year and a chance to join the liveliest, most colourful, uplifting and empowering visual showcase in the city. Thousands of people watch the parade every year and it is the perfect shop window for community groups and businesses to get their message of support for Pride, equality and diversity. Spaces are limited and need to be paid for before a parade space can be confirmed. Pride Festival Preston Park 12noon – 10pm. Advance £18.50 before end of May then £21.00. (£25.00 on the day) Deadline for all parade entries is the 25th June 2015. Please go to www.brighton-pride.org to register

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Brighton Pride,the spectacle of the year, the liveliest, most colourful, uplifting & empowering visual showcase in the city

A welcoming, inclusive, safe, chilled and alcohol-free space, the Pride Family Diversity Area will be the ideal place in Preston Park to meet other families, engage with our diverse community and enjoy a proud day together with family and loved ones.

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2014’s Brighton Pride Festival and Pride Village Party were hailed a resounding success raising almost £110,000 for local community organisations over the last two years and delivering a safe and diverse weekend with overwhelmingly positive feedback from visitors, Brighton & Hove City Council, Sussex Police, community organisations and local businesses.

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After broad feedback from community groups Pride plan to set up a new community fund that’s could benefit local projects where Pride has a social impact on local residents. Brighton Pride director explains. “Last year was the first year that Pride have organised the Village Party. Pride have been gathering feedback for a variety of community sources and the majority of feedback has been positive with many feeling the village party was a safer and more controlled event, but recognise we still have lots of work to do on improving the impact on the local area. Pride is committed to our on-going fundraising for the Rainbow fund but we also hope to set up a new fund that could benefit all our communities in the areas most affected by the social impact of the Pride weekend celebrations. Our priority remains to deliver a safe and sustainable Pride weekend with continued support for the Pride Village Party 2015 from local businesses who benefit over the Pride weekend so that more local good causes that benefit all our communities can be supported in the future”

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Brighton Pride is delighted to announce the return of the Family Area at the Pride Festival in Preston Park. After the warm welcome the Family Area received last year, the 2015 Pride Family Diversity Area will be bigger than ever before providing a dedicated social space for families and their friends. The new Pride Family Diversity Area is an alcohol-free area and safe space and will include the children’s playground and a wonderful Family Tent with lots of children’s entertainers and activities to enhance your Pride festivities.

Pride are again working in partnership with The Brighton and Hove LGBT Community Safety Forum (LGBT CSF) to facilitate all aspects of accessibility for Brighton Pride and access to Preston Park for those with mobility issues. The LGBT Community Safety Forum is an established independent LGBT forum of volunteers working with the LGBT Community to address and improve safety issues throughout Brighton & Hove. They undertake cultural, educational and social safety community activities and any type of LGBT community/inclusion and accessibility initiative.

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o you think Ian Hodgson will notice if we don’t give him his artwork back after our Open House? I’ve got rather used to the calm, serene spell his exquisite graphite drawings have cast over 12 Kemp Street these past few weeks. Perhaps it’s the influence of the Peace Statue – which he imbues with such emotion and energy she comes to life under the viewer’s gaze. Don’t believe me? Then hot foot it to the AOH Central Trail and see for yourself. This weekend is your last chance to enjoy Brighton & Hove’s annual art lovers’ pilgrimage around the 200 or so houses and studios that open their doors and welcome the public to meet and buy art direct from its creators. Of course, another reason to head for Arty HQ is to buy our latest book – Art in Brighton 2015 – at a special Festival price. It’s our second edition and we’ve been thrilled at all of the new artists who wanted to be included. Some of the most arresting pages come from the digital sphere. And it’s been a revelation to discover the talent of visual artist Heinz Michael Kalkbrenner, who explores the limits and possibilities of different materials and procedures by combining analogue and digital art Growth Work by HMK production methods. HMK creates fine art prints by following an abstracting process that can retain figurative elements and may also have a meditative focus. He is taking part in AOH at the Patcham Arts collective at Patcham Community Centre. So go lose yourself in his mesmerising colour palette while you’ve got Himalaya at Auricula the chance. Out of town: Don’t forget that AOH extends to Ditchling, where you’ll find precious jewellery and silverware with a difference at Pruden and Smith; colourful, covetable gemstone jewellery by Natasha Caughey at Auricula; and one of Brighton’s most popular artists Philip Dunn at the Window Gallery. www.artymagazines.com

This weekend is your last chance to enjoy Brighton & Hove’s annual art lovers’ pilgrimage around the 200 or so houses and studios

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INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015 The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

NOORIS Beautiful Indian cuisine in the heart of Brighton. Grab yourself some authentic indian food at unbeatable prices! 2 courses for £6.95 12 - 7pm Thursday to Sunday (£9.95 after 7pm) £5.50 Sunday buffet 1pm 5pm, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AE, 01273 329 405

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

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few weeks ago in this column I wrote about horror films and how they have adapted to suit the modern world (what do directors do when every character has a mobile phone and is capable of calling for help or just Googling how to stop the demon?) and in the latest PostFeature we reviewed new horror Unfriended. Zombies and Vampires are no longer the threatit’s 2015 and there are far scarier things among us: Snapchat, awkward Facebook photos, trolling, Skype calls when you’re not looking your best… Unfriended is a Millennial-friendly slickly scary flick that anyone over the age of 40 will struggle to understand but, should they be parents, should certainly scare their socks off! We open with a YouTube video of one time high-school queen Laura Barnes shooting herself in the head after prolonged online public shaming. It is the one-yearanniversary of her suicide and of course her ghost, as all ghosts do, pays close attention to the calendar. Possibly you’re thinking that this doesn’t sound too radical or exciting yet but Unfriended is novel in that it consists of one long, beautifully faked shot of a girl’s computer screen. Within that screen there are texts, instant messages and Skype boxes containing the faces of main character Blaire’s five closest friends- her boyfriend, his best friend, a fat guy, a pouty blonde, and a sensitive redhead- and one dead ex-friend. The internet might have killed Laura Barnes but now that she’s dead she’ll use it to her advantage. With no soundtrack the score consists of only songs played by the characters on their computers and a lot of clacking typing that evokes the weird clicking sounds coming out of vengeful Japanese/Korean wraiths in theRing and Grudge films. At times the picture fragments as the streaming lags and images pixelate. Characters heads ghost across the screen. The message of the film- other than ‘if you bully someone online, their ghost will use the internet to dismember you’- may be that whilst social media connects us, it also fragments us… These six friends sit alone in separate houses and that may ultimately be their downfall as they are unable to help each other or work as a team. Watching Unfriended on a laptop will be too meta for words but that is how this film is most likely to be seen by its teen audience. The point is that those of us who spend our evenings keeping tabs on one another via Skype, Facebook and other social media tools will perfectly understand the syntax of the film. It’s almost laugh—out-loud funny when what is often known as “the spinning wheel of death” denotes just that. For more on Unfriended and other films out this week, tune in to PostFeature at 6.30pm on Wednesday or check the listings in this magazine for your catch up options. Check our Facebook page, ‘FilmFest on TV’ for more details or email me directly via Jessica@thelatest.tv twitter: @postfeature

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THE SUMMER’S MUSICALS Top Hat in Eastbourne and Mack & Mabel in Chichester – the season is filled with song and dance

ith music and lyrics by Irving Berlin and based on the RKO motion picture, West End hit Top Hat, winner of three Olivier Awards, for Best New Musical, Best Choreography, Best Costume Design and winner of the Evening Standard Award for Best Night Out, shuffles its way onto the Congress Theatre stage, Eastbourne from 21 – 25 July for one week only! Nominated for four Academy Awards, RKO’s Top Hat was the most successful motion picture of the nine movies Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers made together. It premiered at Radio City Music Hall in 1935 where it broke all box office records and within a few weeks, all five songs from the film occupied the top five places on the American Hit Parade. It is still widely regarded as one of the greatest dance musicals of all time. Top Hat tells the story of Jerry Travers (played by Alan Burkitt, reprising his West End role), the famous American tap dancer, who arrives in London to appear in his

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first West End show. Travers meets the irresistible Dale Tremont (Charlotte Gooch, also reprising her West End role), the girl of his dreams, and follows her across Europe in an attempt to win her heart. Stepping into the shoes of Astaire and Rogers, Alan Burkitt and Charlotte Gooch are joined by Clive Hayward who returns as Horace Hardwick, the role he also played in the West End, Rebecca Thornhill as Madge Hardwick, Sebastien Torkia as Alberto Beddini and John Conroy as Horace’s valet Bates. Performed by a cast of 29 and accompanied by 11 live musicians, this multi award-winning musical comedy includes Irving Berlin classics from the movie such as Cheek to Cheek, Isn’t It a Lovely Day to be Caught in the Rain plus Top Hat, White Tie and Tails. In addition, from Berlin’s 1,200 strong back catalogue, a further

ten numbers have been interpolated including well-loved favourites Let’s Face the Music and Dance and Puttin’ On the Ritz. Top Hat is at the Congress Theatre, Eastbourne from Tuesday 21 – Saturday 25 July 2015, with nightly performances at 7.30pm and three 2.30pm matinees on Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday. Tickets priced £30 – £44.50. Book online at eastbournetheatres.co.uk or call box office on 01323 412000.

Mack & Mabel

Over in Chichester at the Festival Theatre they are presenting an American classic. Based on the true romance between Hollywood legends Mack Sennett and Mabel Normand, Mack & Mabel received eight Tony Award nominations when it opened on Broadway in 1974. Music and lyrics are by Jerry Herman (La Cage aux Folles) and the book by Michael Stewart (Barnum, 42nd Street), the multi

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awardwinning team behind the classic Broadway musical Hello, Dolly! This thrilling tale of trailblazers and stars is widely admired for its outstanding score including hits I Won’t Send Roses and Time Heals Everything. Olivier Award-winner Michael Ball returns to Chichester to play Mack Sennett, following his celebrated performance in Sweeney Todd (2011). On his recent tour he gave us a preview of the hit I Won’t Send Roses and the audience loved it. Festival Theatre 13 July - 5 Sept cft.org.uk 01243 781382

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BOTTOM’S UP! What happens when that fringe feeling

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overflows on stage as well as off

couple of years ago someone I respect a great deal pitched me a show which sounded – on paper – like it had all the makings of a car-crash performance. They told me about an company that performed a play from Shakespeare’s canon, in an hour, with a cast of only five – so far so Fringe – but one of the players would be utterly hammered for the entire show. It was one of the best shows I saw all year. As much as it sounds like a wreck of a concept, Shit-Faced Shakespeare really works. It manifests as a performance that The Bard himself would have loved – filled with the debauchery and enthusiasm of the early theatres that caused actors to be seen as such disreputable and attractive creatures. It brings vim and vigor to Shakespeare, and makes you laugh like an unself-conscious hyena at the comedy. And you don’t even need to be familiar with the text beforehand. I know, I promise much, but here’s the skinny: the players take it on rotation as to who is drunk. Before the show starts the audience is shown the empties as testimony as to the capacity of alcohol has been imbibed earlier in the day. And it is the tension between the remaining actors, steadfastly trying to keep the show on track, and the now ‘wild card’ performer that is so compelling. And wildly entertaining. And intoxicating. I hasten to add that you don’t need to drink as an audience member in order to fully enjoy the show. The roustabout atmosphere is enough, and this is not all about embarking on a bacchanalian adventure. The ‘ShitFaced’ and the ‘Shakespeare’ are in equal measure, drawing the audience in, fully involving them as we grab moments of stolen calm between raucous laughter. I’ve seen Shakespeare in many different venues, from The Regents Park Open Air Theatre to a pokey room in Edinburgh and many other places inbetween. This truly is the most immersive way to experience it. The text is a doddle. And the comedy really is comedy. This year the play is ‘Two Gentlemen Of Verona’, and I am utterly unfamiliar with it. I’m tempted to cram a synopsis of the play beforehand from a wiki page, as I might do if I was seeing it straight. I’m more tempted not to though. Such fun! Shit-Faced Shakespeare, The Warren: Main House, 22–30 May, £14-10 (group concessions available) www.brightonfringe.org

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Art: Joseph Popper

As part of HOUSE, Joseph Potter's 1:1 scale set installation is of a drone command centre that plays between the uneasy similarities between an enthusiast's handmade flight simulator and an actual drone command centre. Regency Town House, Brunswick Square. Until 24 May

Building a soundtrack in the Brighton Festival

recent feature of the Brighton Festival has been the live soundtracking of films, and a highlight of this year's festival will be the first ever live soundtrack of Peter Strickland's The Duke of Burgundy, by Cat's Eyes, a duo made up of The Horrors frontman Faris Badwan and Italian-Canadian singer and composer Rachel Zeffira. "The Director contacted us after hearing our first album," says Faris. "He didn't have funding for the project at the time, but he wanted to meet up. I'd seen Katalin Varga (Strickland's debut feature) and I was really in to it, and he was someone I really respected. "There is no other film like it," says Rachel. "I have watched it, and I am not exaggerating, hundreds of times, so that I understood the atmosphere and what's needed, and where a chord change should go... I liked it more every time. Visually, it's really stunning, but more than that it has a really profound story there. It's not a lesbian S&M film, it's about relationships in a world without men. Very emotional." The musical backgrounds of Faris and Rachel couldn't be much different. "Before I met Faris there were whole areas of

Art: Graham Carter

All Creatures features for the first time the entire collection of Graham's 'Alphamals' animal based A-Z prints, as well as 3D framed wooden sculptures, sketches and products. Ink-d Gallery, 96 North Road, Brighton, 01273 645299. Until 31 May

Event: Circus Of The Streets

A mix of traditional circus artistes and the technical imagery of modern theatre. Thirty young performers from circus schools across Europe showcase their talent in this

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music I had never come across. Embarrassing things. I grew up in a small town where they listened to heavy metal and country music." When they met, Faris was (and still is) making music with indierockers The Horrors, while Rachel was immersed in the world of classical and opera as a singer and oboist. Their first, self-titled, album was influenced by 60s girl groups and the likes of Joe Meek and Phil Spector, and using Zeffira's contacts in the classical world, they set about performing it live. The Duke of Burgundy soundtrack is an extension of that debt, albeit lusher and more cinematic in quality, but still featuring plenty of orchestration. “There are a lot of classical arrangements, which Rachel takes care of,” says Faris. “The show itself will be as close as possible to the actual recording,” says Rachel, including a small orchestra and choir. “Faris will be concentrating on the more experimental sounds you can hear on the soundtrack. This is the first time we have done it. I haven't been to that concert hall (Brighton Dome’s Concert Hall), it looks really beautiful.” Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 22 May, 8pm, £10-£18.50, 01273 709709, brightondome.org

exciting show. Preston Park Circus Big Top, 19-23 May, 4.45, 7.30pm; 23 May 2pm; 24 & 31 May 12.30pm & 3.30pm; 25-30 May, 2.30pm & 7pm

Event: You Only Die Once

Living life and planning for a good death. Information about end of life, death and bereavement. Support for carers, planning wills and funerals. Meet people and organisations who can help. www.thecarerscentre.org Brighton Unitarian Church, Tues 19 May, 1pm, free/donations

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What The Butler Saw, Emporium, 9 May ★★★★★ Andrew Kay

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Lucia Joyce, daughter of James and mentally unstable – the stuff of theatrical magic, which is

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oe Orton’s writing never fails to make me laugh but this is him at his very best. Parodying the farces so popular in the late fifties and early sixties he turns their lightweight nature completely on its head to deliver a searing attack on almost anything you should care to name. Of course it needs to be delivered with style and confidence and this is exactly what we got at Emporium. Director Patrick Kearn has honed the cast to razor sharp excellence. Brian Capron is wonderfully believable as Dr Prentice the

predatory psychiatrist as his attempt to seduce a prospective secretary goes so terribly wrong. Michael Kirk is delightfully, and believably insane as the Government inspector Dr Rance, obsessed with turning his review of the clinic into a groundbreaking book. Jenny Funnell is superb as Mrs Prentice, playing it so straight that her wild behavior appears normal – well almost. Melissa Clements as Geraldine,

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Duncan Drury as Nicholas Beckett and Michael Adams as Sergeant Match add to the mayhem with style and excellent timing. I could have sat through the whole thing again immediately after. Full marks to the Talking Scarlet company and to Emporium for presenting a class act.

Liam Williams: Capitalism There’s something very meta about Liam Williams’ Foster award-nominated show. Williams is highly intelligent, articulate and challenges his audience to do thinking of their own as he

explains his frustration and depression with last week’s election results, as well as the current political state and system in which we live and the state in which he personally exists. This is violent to his person in both an intellectual and a very physical way, and yet it is his twisting of the reflection he holds up to life that is both relatable and both funny and sad. Komedia, 10 May 2015 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

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exactly what we got. A striking work, slightly flawed by a few technical wrinkles and lost lines, but for all that this was fascinating stuff. Clever projections, excellent music and a script by Sharon Fogarty that kept the audience on their toes as Lucia pondered her far from happy state. Maria Tucci, fragile one moment, vibrant and volatile the next, gives a convincing portrayal of a woman cheated of anything resembling a normal life by her famous father who is preoccupied by his own status as an artist. It made me rush home and download Finnegan’s Wake – I want to know more. Theatre Royal Brighton, 7 May 2015 ★★★★★ Andrew Kay

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The Christeene Machine

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This cross-dressing zombie dance act from Texas was the perfect election night distraction. Entering slung over one of her two backing dancers' shoulders, with balloons attached to her back passage, Christeene delivered an in-yourface performance that nobody present will forget for some time. With references from Tennessee Williams to Jay Z, the sleazy rap songs were complimented by slick dance moves, seamless costume changes, filthy banter and a lot of naked flesh. We may have been covered with toilet rolls and bodily fluids but this was all part and parcel of a brave and thoroughly entertaining show. Disgustingly delightful. Marlborough Theatre, 7 May 2015 ★★★★★ Steve Clements

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TUESDAY 19 Blinging Up Baby: You Won’t Believe It! Channel Five, 9pm This documentary examines the growing trend among mums to garnish their children with glamour – from crystal-covered dummies right through to hairpieces, make up and spray tans. Yup, there’s the obligatory beauty pageants, but also off duty false nails and mascara. Right.

Later Live... With Jools Holland BBC2, 10pm Fill your Tuesday night with this awesome live session mixing up contemporary and classic artists. That’ll be Rudimental with tracks form their second album, Joan Armatrading taking an evening from what is billed as her last tour, Leon Bridges from Texas, and Ezra Furman from Illinois.

Murder In Successville BBC3, 10pm Di Sleet is joined by Dragons’ Den star Deborah Meaden to find out who killed Lady Gaga. Deborah’s clever an’ that – she’s bound to be a real asset! The suspects are Cheryl Fernandez Versini, Boris Johnson, Nicki Minaj and Jay Z. What a motley crew they are, but will the clues be enough to find the culprit?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Burn Up With Natalie 8.30 BollyHeat 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping: Shopping Mall 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30 Northern Cuisine (x2) 1.00 Cook It 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Teleshopping: Shopping Mall 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Teleshopping: Best Direct 3.30 Kick Out The Jams 4.00 Noise Floor 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style Beth’s lifetsyle guide for modern women. 7.00 Bright Hi-Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Novel Ideas The novelist Tony Macaulay interviews the novelist Tara West. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Brighton Fringe 9.45 Artists Open Houses 10.00 QBites The year that was. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton’s independent cult store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Latest News 3.00 Novel Ideas 3.30 Brighton Fringe 3.45 Artists Open Houses 4.00 QBites 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Undercover Boss 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Phoebe feels pushed out by her family. Kim is on the war path. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It Property series in which Kirstie Allsop and Phil Spencer go head to head to persuade owners to sell their homes or give them a makeover. Kirstie and Phil meet the Oberoi family from Harrow, who are divided as to their living situation. 9.00 No Offence Police comedy drama from writer Paul Abbott. Local racial tensions are running high when an Asian woman is killed in a suspected racist attack. The team go undercover to bring in the prime suspect. 10.00 Benefits Street Observational documentary series revealing the reality of life on benefits, as the residents of one of Britain’s most welfare-dependent streets invite cameras into their community. 11.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls. 12.00am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Tarawera Ultra Mararthon 1.55 FIM Superbike World Championship 2.20 Shameless 3.15 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.10 The Renovation Game 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Good Mother (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Car Crash TV Clip show featuring outrageous driving and road mishaps captured by dashboard cameras around the world. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series that goes out on the road with Lincolnshire’s highspeed law enforcement teams. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. In this episode, Inspector Anthony calls in the coastgaurd to rescue a dog stuck on mudflats in the River Dee, Justin encounters one of the most shocking cases of his career and boisterous rescue dog Sian has some help finding inner peace. 9.00 Blinging Up Baby: You Won’t Believe It! See highlights. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate with special guests. 12.00am Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Marilyn Monroe 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Lusitania: 18 Minutes That Changed The World 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square, for a daily dose of drama, excitement and tears. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Drama series about life on the wards of Holby City Hospital. 9.00 24 Hours In The Past Living history series presented by Fi Glover. Six celebrities travel back in time to the relentless graft of Victorian Britain, spending four days in four different 19th-century workplaces. In the last episode the six celebrities, now destitute and penniless, face their final 24 hours in the relentless graft and grind of Victorian Britain. Featuring Alistair McGowan, Ann Widdecombe, Miquita Oliver, Zoe Lucker, Tyger Drew-Honey and Colin Jackson - in the workhouse. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 The Dog Factory Sam Poling reports on the multimillion pound world of the dog trade, using secret filming to follow the supply chain. 11.45 FILM: The Resident (2011) Starring Hilary Swank, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Lee Pace, Christopher Lee. Psychological thriller. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rachel makes plans to leave. Marlon is determined to keep his distance from Laurel. 7.30 The Air We Breathe: Tonight Thousands of people in Britain die prematurely each year from illnesses related to air pollution. Last month the UK was ordered to make plans to improve the air quality of several British cities or face potential sanctions. Fiona Foster investigates why levels of pollution are so high and what is being done to protect the nation’s health. 8.00 Midsomer Murders As darkness covers Midsomer Stanton during a total eclipse of the sun, amateur astronomer Jeremy Harper is killed by a blow to the head with a meteorite. Barnaby and Jones soon discover intrigue, sexual tension and academic rivalry are rife among the star-seeking community. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm Gavin’s mother Dorothy arrives unexpectedly but does not stay around long. 11.10 The Big Fish Off Team captains Ali Hamidi and Dean Macey present the competitive angling show inviting two celebrity guest anglers to take part in fishing challenges. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 Murder In Successville. See highlights. 10.35 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.00am Murder In Successville 12.30 How To Win Eurovision 2.30 The Human Tissue Squad

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Secrets Of Bones 8.30 Our World 9.00 The Real White Queen And Her Rivals 10.00 Jet! When Britain Ruled The Skies 11.00 Inside The Medieval Mind 12.00am POP! The Science Of Bubbles 1.00 The Secret Life Of Rock Pools

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Britain’s Got More Talent 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Presents... 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: I Am Legend (2007) 11.05 The Vampire Diaries 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.25am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Trial And Retribution 12.00am Inspector Morse

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Melissa And Joey 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

10.00am FILM: Winchester ‘73 (1950) 11.50 Time Team (x2) 2.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Iron Lady (2011) 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 12.55 Grand Designs 2.00 The Good Wife

11.00am Decision At Sundown (1957) 12.35pm Thunder Bay (1953) 2.40 Donovan’s Reef (1963) 4.55 The Man From Colorado (1948) 7.00 Run, Fat Boy, Run (2007) 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.45 Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 12.55am Poetry (2010) 3.45 Close

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WEDNESDAY 20 The World’s Most Expensive Food Channel 4, 8pm Alack, alas, it’s the second and final part of this taste-sensation tease of a documentary series. Best to feast on it whilst we can. Following the exclusive food suppliers who cater to the superrich as they battle to win over a lucrative new market of foreign millionaires. And wishful thinkers.

QI BBC2, 10pm It’s always a delight to have a new series of QI on our screens, with Stephen Fry gaffawing through proceedings, and Alan Davies up to mischief with the weirdest buzzer noise. Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letter ‘L’, covering lava lamps to love handles. With Jimmy Carr, David Mitchell and Ronni Ancona.

Jane The Virgin E4, 9pm For someone so inexperienced with sex, Jane is doing some rapid catching up when it comes to dealing with the men in her life, who seem to be circling closer than ever. After a fight with Xo she moves in with Michael. Then she tries to get to know Rogelio better, but because he’s nervous things go awry.

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel sinks to a new low. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Give A Pet A Home Series which sees Amanda Holden recruit a team of celebrity animal lovers who leave their glitzy and glamorous lives behind as they devote their time to finding new homes for the mistreated and abandoned creatures. 9.00 Newzoids The topical puppet animation sketch show gives its unique take on the results of the general election. 9.30 The Delivery Man Comedy series about a policeman who quits to become a male midwife on a busy maternity ward. In the final episode of the series, the drugs cupboard is raided and a forensic team have to be called in - one of whom is Matthew’s ex. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Come On Down! The Game Show Story Four-part series, presented by Bradley Walsh, which examines the history of the TV game show. 11.45 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland. 12.10am Jackpot247 2.30 British Touring Car Championship 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.25 Undercover Boss 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s a race against time for Ste to get to the hospital. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The World’s Most Expensive Food See highlights. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. After five weeks on the island, the men are struggling to find enough to eat as the island’s already depleted resources fail to deliver the coconuts and limpets that have become their staple diet. 10.00 The Job Centre Documentary series about the business of recruitment. The series follows larger-than-life boss Jane Vincent, who owns the Bradford recruitment agency Candelisa People. 11.00 Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell Katie Piper talks to people who are hoping to reverse body modifications they now regret and meets those who are about to go ahead with major physical alterations. 12.00am Street Sound And Style 12.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.20 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 2.15 FILM: Weekend (2011) 3.55 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.50 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Surrogate’s Terror (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Car Crash TV Clip show featuring outrageous driving and road mishaps captured by dashboard cameras around the world. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP surgery in Putney. 8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. Including Chica the Spider Dog in her tarantula custome, Denver the guiltiest dog in the world, fashionista and model Menswear Dog, and Casey the schnauzer who faints from happiness when reunited with her owner. With Des Clarke and Katy Brand. 9.00 Benefits Britain: Big Families Special Documentary series about people living on welfare. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am The Hotel Inspector 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 The Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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THURSDAY 21 Shark BBC1, 9pm With some downright stunning camerawork, this wildlife series focusses on one of the planet’s most misunderstood predators. An international team of scientists reveal how these incredible creatures are sociable, smart and could hold the answers to some of the toughest medical challenges around.

The Game BBC2, 9pm The Cold War thrills and chills continue, with Arkady proving to be our team’s only hope. Not the most reassuring position to be in; trusting a double agent. What is he hiding? Is Joe right to put his confidence in him? And will he risk his life in the face of a dangerous assassin? It’s all very tricky stuff.

FILM: Bronson Film4, 11.20pm He’s a big star now, but this was one of the first movies that brought young Tom Hardy to the attention of the movers and shakers of Hollywoodland. This independent biopic follows the notorious career of criminal Charles Bronson, who has spent most of his life in solitary confinement. Awesome film.

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.45 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 8.15 Iceland: Land Of Ice And Fire Natural World 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Italy Unpacked 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.15 Monty Don’s Italian Gardens 3.15 Elephant Diaries 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain John Craven hosts the quiz in which a team of four contestants must navigate a selection of tricky puzzles.. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts Phil Serrell and James Braxton travel south across the border and through North West England. James hears about a daring escape from the Tower of London, and Phil visits the birthplace of the world’s most iconic band. 8.00 The RHS Chelsea Flower Show Watch this and long for aroma-television. 9.00 The Game See highlights. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show presented by Clare Balding. Guests include Wales and 2013 British and Irish Lions captain Sam Warburton, Chelsea and England defender Gary Cahill and former boxing world champion Ricky Hatton. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Laura Kuenssberg. 11.20 FILM: Death Defying Acts (2007) Starring Guy Pearce, Catherine Zeta-Jones. A romantic thriller set in 1926 Edinburgh. 12.50am Sign Zone: Panorama 1.20 Sign Zone: Inside Harley Street 4.00 Evolutionwatch 4.30 Made Of Money 5.00 Bringing Books To Life

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Undercover Boss 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine and Patrick face each other in court. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Born Naughty? Series in which family GP Dr Dawn Harper and consultant paediatrician Dr Ravi Jayaram help children with behavioural problems. The doctors meet eight-year-old Bobby, who won’t eat anything except chocolate, sweets, cakes, chips, cheese, yoghurt and baked beans. 9.00 Bear Grylls: Surviving The Island Bear Grylls returns to meet the men and women who made it through six weeks on a remote uninhabited Pacific island. He hears their reflections on their time on the islands, how they managed to survive with only a handful of basic tools and the clothes they stood up in at the height of the tropical storm season. 10.00 High Class Call Girls Documentary looking at the lives of two prostitutes in their 20s. 11.05 The Night Bus Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the passengers on one of London’s night buses. 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55 The Job Centre 1.50 Grayson Perry: Who Are You? 2.45 Damned Designs: Don’t Demolish My Home 3.40 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.40 Unreported World 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s televiison 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Show Songs 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Girl He Met Online (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of day one of the first Test between England and New Zealand from Lord’s. 8.00 The Last Days Of... Historical documentary series. More than 2,000 years after the event, the assassination of Julius Caesar still fascinates like no other act of political violence. A team of historians and experts, including novelist Robert Harris, explore the politics behind it. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector Reality series in which hotelier Alex Polizzi tries to turn around some of Britain’s failing hotels and guest houses. In this episode, Alex comes to the rescue of a hotel run by a mother and daughter who have different views about its future. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Gotham 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 The Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square, for a daily dose of drama, excitement and tears. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations. 9.00 Shark See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Derby. 11.45 FILM: The Other Man (2008) Starring Laura Linney, Liam Neeson, Romola Garai, Antonio Banderas, Pam Ferris, Paterson Joseph, Craig Parkinson and Sophie Wu. Drama. Following the death of his wife, grieving husband Peter discovers evidence of adultery, and decides to track down her beau and confront him. But in doing so, he gets far more than he had bargained for. 1.05am Holiday Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.10 BBC News BBC

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel spirals out of control. Debbie hopes Zak can talk some sense into Ross. 8.00 The British Soap Awards 2015 From Manchester’s Palace Theatre, Phillip Schofield hosts The British Soap Awards 2015, the most exciting and glamorous awards night in the showbiz calendar. Every year Britain’s soaps make us laugh, cry and gasp in amazement in equal measure This past year has been no exception. From the revelation of Lucy Beale’s killer in EastEnders, to Steve McDonald’s depression storyline in Coronation Street, Katie Sugden’s untimely death in Emmerdale, a horrific train crash in Hollyoaks and a spy in the ranks in Doctors - Britain’s soaps have never been more popular. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Newzoids The topical puppet animation sketch show gives its unique take on the results of the general election, and pokes fun at the royals, pop stars, sports personalities, TV favourites, and some international despots. 11.10 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Brian Blessed Actor Brian Blessed joins Piers Morgan to look back at his extraordinary life and career. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Air We Breathe: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride-to-be: The Proposals 8.00 Eurovision Song Contest 2015: Semi-Finals 10.05 EastEnders 10.35 Family Guy 11.20 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.05am Don’t Tell The Bride-to-be: The Proposals 1.00 Murder In Successville 1.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Wild Arabia 9.00 Quintinshill: Britain’s Worst Rail Disaster 10.00 Jet! When Britain Ruled The Skies 11.00 Magnificent Machines: The Golden Age Of The British Sports Car 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.45 Art Of China 1.45 The Last Explorers

1.45pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Shockers 8.00 FILM: Along Came Polly (2004) 9.50 Ed Sheeran: The Hot Desk 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Harold And Kumar Get The Munchies (2004) 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.25am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Trial And Retribution 12.05am Northern Lights

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine 9.30 The Inbetweeners (x2) 10.35 Gogglebox 11.40 Empire 12.40am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

8.55am A Place In The Sun 9.35 FILM: Oliver Twist (1948) 11.50 Time Team (x2) 2.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Fortune 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am Ride Lonesome (1959) 12.30pm Eight O’Clock Walk (1954) 2.15 SOS Titanic (1979) 4.20 Rio Grande (1950) 6.30 Hugo (2011) 9.00 The A-Team (2010) 11.20 Bronson (2008). See highlights. 1.10am The Fighter (2010) 3.30 Close

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FRIDAY 22 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites BBC2, 8pm Spring is here, and with it a whole new batch of super-yummy delicious recipes from Mary Berry. Fancy a picnic? Why not try some of her tantalising mushroom scotch eggs? If you’re after something a bit more substantial then take a note of no-fuss sausage lasagne. Mmm.

Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4, 8pm Oooh, it’s an uneasy alliance to be forged between Coulson and Gonzales as they try and put their differences aside to work together against the mega-foe that is HYRDRA. Can’t we all just be friends, guys? Guys? Maybe not, but let’s try a bit less globetrotting violence for a bit.

The Goldbergs E4, 7.30pm Every one hates traffic, right? No one wants to be caught in a jam, the radiator over heating, the kids in the next stationary car making faces at you through their window as you’re trapped for an infinity as their sole target of abuse. One day though, one day Barry would like to see the end of a game and not ‘beat the traffic’.

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.45 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Italy Unpacked 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.15 Monty Don’s French Gardens 3.15 Elephant Diaries 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain John Craven hosts the quiz. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Beginning in Kingsley, Cheshire, antiques experts Phil Serrell and James Braxton head to Liverpool and north Wales before ending their trip in Newport, Shropshire. 8.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites See highlights. 8.30 The RHS Chelsea Flower Show An all-you-can-eat buffet for bees. 9.30 Britain’s Greatest Generation Documentary that tells the stories of the extraordinary last survivors of the generation who fought or lived through World War II. This film interweaves stories of extraordinary courage, terrible suffering and miraculous survival from servicemen and women between 1942 and 1945. We meet the bomber boys who flew on some of the most dangerous missions of the war. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.05 Later... With Jools Holland Jools Holland’s iconic music programme, featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.05am FILM: The History Boys (2006) 1.55 Sign Zone: Question Time 2.55 Sign Zone: Wastemen

6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Undercover Boss 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine and Patrick find out who has won full custody of Minnie. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Marcel Theroux and director Nick Sturdee visit the disputed territory of Crimea for the first anniversary of its annexation by Russia. 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as captain Sean Lock and Rhod Gilbert go up against rival captain Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Johnny Vegas is in Dictionary Corner, while Joey Essex ‘assists’ Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Ahead of the semi-finals, Britain’s Got Talent judges Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon join Alan on the sofa along with comedian Romesh Ranganathan. 11.05 Virtually Famous Comedy panel show. 11.50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US police sitcom. 12.15am FILM: The Waterboy (1999) 1.50 Shameless 2.45 FILM: Just Wright (2010) 4.25 Four Rooms US 5.15 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.20 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: Stone Cold (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure convictions. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of day two of the first Test between England and New Zealand from Lord’s. 8.00 Mysteries Of The Bible: Mary Magdalene Documentary series looking at the stories behind some of the most famous names in the Bible. This week’s episode looks at the woman who was branded a harlot by a pope and whom many believe to be the victim of a conspiracy by the church - Mary Magdalene. Author Margaret Starbird presents. 9.00 Big Brother: Timebomb All the drama and action from this year’s housemates as one of them is evicted live on air. 10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark. 11.30 Big Brother Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: Timebomb 4.20 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show Coverage of the Royal Horticultural Society’s 102nd Chelsea Flower Show. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square, for a daily dose of drama, excitement and tears. 8.30 The Vicar Of Dibley Ecclesiastical sitcom about the unconventional Rev Geraldine Granger. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host and panellists including Jon Ronson. 9.30 Peter Kay’s Car Share 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are George Clooney in a rare UK appearance, wrestling legend turned movie star Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, and Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne. 11.35 Peter Kay’s Car Share 12.00am FILM: The Rebound (2009) 1.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ashley supports Laurel. Zak takes a big gamble. Betty gives Adam some sage advice. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Weekend Escapes With Warwick Davis Warwick Davis and family’s travels around the UK in their trusty camper van. In the final episode of the series, Warwick takes his family to the Isle of Wight for Cowes Week. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Man & Beast With Martin Clunes Two-part documentary in which Martin Clunes sets out on a journey around the world to investigate the extraordinary relationship between man and beast. Martin examines how pet ownership in Japan is scaling new heights of intensity, with more than 24 million cats and dogs sharing the pavements of the country’s already crowded cities. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Fletch (1985) Starring Chevy Chase, Joe Don Baker, Dana Wheeler-Nicholson. Action-comedy about a wisecracking Los Angeles reporter working undercover as a homeless beach-bum on a drugdealing story. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 7.30 Atlantis 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 Family Guy 10.15 EastEnders 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! 11.50 Family Guy 12.15am Murder In Successville 12.45 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Eighties 8.00 Placido Domingo At The BBC 9.00 Eurovision At 60 10.30 ABBA At The BBC 11.30 The Joy Of Easy Listening 1.00am Eurovision At 60 2.30 ABBA At The BBC

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Strikes Back 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) 11.35 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

9.30am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.15am FILM: Steptoe And Son (1972)

3.30pm Melissa And Joey 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs. See highlights. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: She’s All That (1999) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

9.50am FILM: The Lady Vanishes (1979) 11.50 Time Team (x2) 2.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Anzac Girls 10.20 24 Hours In A&E 11.25 My Daughter The Teenage Nudist 12.30am Embarrassing Bodies: Penis Special

11.00am The Undefeated (1969) 1.25pm The Gift Horse (1952) 3.30 Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 6.20 The Hunt For Red October (1990) 9.00 Bullet To The Head (2012) 10.45 Man On Fire (2004) 1.35am Milius (2013) 3.50 Close

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SATURDAY 23 Ninja Warrior UK ITV1, 7pm Guaranteed to evoke adventure playground-envy, Ben Shepherd, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara host the second semifinal heat of Ninja Warrior UK. Who doesn’t want to see if they can complete that course?! Those in the running to make it through include the Gill brothers, Katie McDonnell and John Morris.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Channel Five, 10.20pm Is it, perhaps, that there are only beautiful people in Vegas, or is it that only beautiful people in Vegas get killed? The morgue is a constant thoroughfare for the stunning folk. This week it’s twins and the team think the Gog Harbor Murderer might be back in their city.

The Wonderful World Of Blood With Michael Mosley BBC4, 8pm Where myth meets science, blood is steeped in superstition and progress. Michael Mosley draws a litre of his own plasma to perform six bold experiments. From starving it of oxygen to human black pudding, and the root of a glimpse of a truth in the vampirical youth myth.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Floor (x2) 7.00 Albion Nights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00pm Brighton Fringe 2015 12.15 Artists Open Houses 12.30 Love That Car 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Land Rovers Live 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine 6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV’s first broadcast series. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton’s first and foremost local music entertainment show, plugged into the news gossip and live scene on the South Coast. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introfduces ‘Hampi, Valley Of The Kings’ by Substantial Films. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Brighton Album Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 FilmFest on TV: 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.20am FILM: A Walk In The Sun (1945) 8.10 FILM: Jubal (1956) 9.50 Animal Park 10.50 Homes Under The Hammer 11.50 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 12.50pm Hitch 1.50 Shirley Maclaine: Talking Pictures 2.35 FILM: The Trouble With Harry (1955) 4.10 Formula 1 Rewind 5.10 Flog It! 5.30 Britain’s Greatest Generation

6.45 BBC News 6.55 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins - Eurovision Special Nick Knowles hosts a celebrity edition of The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins. In this Eurovision special, Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Grant go head to head against Dana and Cheryl Baker in an attempt to win thousands of pounds for charity. Includes the live lottery draws presented by Gaby Roslin, including Lotto and Thunderball. Rixton perform and push the Lotto button. 8.00 Eurovision Song Contest Graham Norton introduces and commentates on the 60th Eurovision Song Contest - the biggest nonsporting TV event in the world broadcast live from the Wiener Stadthalle in Vienna. Electro Velvet made up of Alex Larke and Bianca Nicholas - fly the flag for the United Kingdom, performing their electroswing party song Still In Love With You. They are one of 27 acts competing for the coveted title of Eurovision Song Contest winner 2015. 11.35 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 11.55 Peter Kay’s Car Share 12.25am FILM: Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004) 1.55 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 BBC News

6.30 Golf: PGA Highlights Hazel Irvine presents highlights of the third round from the PGA Championship at the Wentworth Club in Surrey. Northern Ireland’s world number one Rory McIlroy is the defending champion but he could face stiff competition from Englishman Luke Donald, who won the event in 2011 and 2012. Another victory would see Donald become the first man to win three Wentworth titles since Colin Montgomerie in 2000. 7.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. Captain Mainwaring puts the defence of the realm before personal pride and nearly loses control of the platoon in the process. 8.00 The RHS Chelsea Flower Show Real flower power. 9.00 FILM: Great Expectations (2012) Starring Jeremy Irvine, Ewen Bremner, Holliday Grainger, Helena Bonham Carter, Ralph Fiennes, Jason Flemyng, Robbie Coltrane. British drama. With the help of the generous stranger, the poor orphan Pip tries everything to win the heart of the rich, cold-blooded Estelle. 11.00 The Many Faces Of Michael Crawford Documentary tracing the career of one of Britain’s most versatile stars. 12.00am FILM: Man Of The Year (2006)

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Nerds & Monsters 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 Doc Martin 1.35 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 2.40 FILM: Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone (2001) 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Unleashed! Harry Hill narrates more home video howlers in his inimitable style as he unleashes some of the wildest accidents caught on camera by viewers. In this extended edition of the nation’s favourite home video programme, there is only one question that really matters - who will be the star of the show tonight? 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK See highlights. 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent 9.20 Play To The Whistle Sportsbased panel show hosted by Holly Willoughby. On this week’s show, team captains Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh are joined by former Wimbledon champion Pat Cash, comedian Bob Mortimer and Emmerdale star Natalie Anderson, along with regulars Romesh Ranganathan, Seann Walsh and Jimmy Bullard. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 FILM: Mickey Blue Eyes (1998) Starring Hugh Grant, Jeanne Tripplehorn, James Caan. Comedy. English auctioneer Michael Felgate is living in New York when he meets beautiful Gina Vitale. Their relationship goes swimmingly until he proposes, and she reluctantly reveals that her family are mobsters. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Volkswagen Racing Cup 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.35 Frasier 11.05 Frasier 11.35 The Big Bang Theory 12.05pm The Big Bang Theory 12.35 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.50 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Walking Through History: North Norfolk Tony Robinson travels along the wonderful seascapes of the North Norfolk coast and through one of the least developed spots in the country. 8.00 The World’s Most Extreme Documentary series showcasing the most jaw-dropping places on Earth. From the Swiss Alps to a Japanese metropolis. 9.00 FILM: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) Starring James Franco, Andy Serkis, Freida Pinto, Brian Cox, Tom Felton, John Lithgow, David Oyelowo. Oscar-nominated reboot of the science fiction drama series in which man sows the seeds of his own destruction. In its search for a cure for Alzheimer’s, a biotechnology company is using chimpanzees for testing. After one of the chimps dies, its baby is adopted by a scientist as a pet. 11.10 FILM: Savages (2012) Starring Blake Lively, Taylor Kitsch, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Salma Hayek, Benicio Del Toro, John Travolta, Emile Hirsch. Crime thriller. 1.35am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.45 SuperScrimpers 5.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Milkshake! Monkey 7.15 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Chinese Food In Minutes 10.50 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.50 FILM: Columbo: Mind Over Mayhem (1974) 1.25pm FILM: The Great Escape (1963) 4.45 FILM: Anzio (1968) 6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the third day’s play in the first Test between England and New Zealand at Lord’s. 7.55 What The Dambusters Did Next Documentary examining the missions undertaken by the members of No 617 Squadron RAF after they breached two important German dams in May 1943. With access to recently declassified information, RAF navigator and Gulf war veteran John Nicol explores operations including a catastrophic attempt to bomb the Dortmund-Ems canal and the successful simulation of a convoy of ghost ships to fool German radar operators during ther D-Day landings. 9.20 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation See highlights. 11.20 NCIS Drama series following the US navy’s dedicated federal agency. The severed head of a marine is found hidden in the boot of a car, triggering a search for the rest of the body - and the man’s killer. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: Timebomb 4.00 The Gadget Show 4.50 Make It Big (x2) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm 5 Seconds Of Summer & Hozier @ R1BW 8.00 The Vaccines & Jess Glynne @ R1BW 9.00 Florence + The Machine & Rudimental @ R1BW 9.55 LIVE: Muse Live @ R1BW 11.00 Family Guy (x7) 1.30am Murder In Successville 2.00 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 2.30 Crims (x3)

7.00pm Wild Arabia 8.00 The Wonderful World Of Blood With Michael Mosley. See highlights. 9.00 1864 10.00 1864 11.00 Top Of The Pops: 1980 - Big Hits 12.00am Wild Boys: The Story Of Duran Duran 12.50 Killer Whales Beneath The Surface: Natural World 1.50 Wild Arabia

11.00am Britain’s Got Talent 12.20pm Britain’s Got More Talent 1.20 The Hot Desk 1.30 Catchphrase 2.10 Mr Bean (x2) 3.20 FILM: King Kong (2005) 6.55 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 9.20 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.05 Britain’s Got Talent 12.20am Britain’s Got More Talent 1.25 Hell’s Kitchen

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 Murder, She Wrote 7.20 Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.35 Inspector Morse 11.55 FILM: The Railway Children (1970) 2.10pm Wycliffe 3.20 Columbo: Lovely But Lethal 4.55 Lewis 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 12.10am Wire In The Blood 1.15 Wycliffe

10.30am Baby Daddy (x2) 11.30 New Girl (x3) 1.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 FILM: Three Men And A Baby (1987) 5.00 Made In Chelsea 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: True Lies (1994) 11.55 Gogglebox 12.55am The Inbetweeners (x2) 2.00 Rude Tube 3.00 Almost Royal

9.45am Time Team (x2) 11.55 FILM: Gambit (1966) 2.05pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.45 Building The Dream 5.50 Location, Location, Location (x2) 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live 11.05 Father Ted (x3) 12.50am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am The Last Mimzy (2007) 1.00pm Sister Act (1992) 3.05 Carry On Dick (1974) 4.55 The Spy Next Door (2010) 6.45 School Of Rock (2003) 9.00 The Tourist (2010) 11.00 Evil Dead (2013) 12.50am Silent Hill (2006) 3.25 Close

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SUNDAY 24 Sunday Night At The Palladium ITV1, 8pm Tuck into an evening of all round variety entertainment, hosted by Jason Manford and sporting acts as diverse as Will Young to The Chinese Disabled People’s Performing Arts Troupe. Plus special appearances from the casts of West End hits Bugsy Malone and The Producers. Coo!

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell BBC1, 9pm You know how annoying it can be when you very kindly take someone under your wing, teach them how to do something that you really are about – and then it looks like actually they might be better than you? Mr Norell does. Blimmin annoying it is too! Watch out for magic sparks to fly.

Olly Murs & James Bay @ R1BW BBC3, 7pm It’s the second day of Radio 1’s Big Weekend from Earlham Park, with proceedings hosted by Greg James and Clara Amfo. Kicking off the music orgy are Olly Murs and James Bay, with sets still to come from Rita Ora, Imagine Dragons, Taylor Swift, George Ezra, and Foo Fighters. Part-tay!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers (x2) 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Family, Faith And Fun 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 VT Nation 12.00pm Land Rovers Live 12.30 Growing Concerns 1.00 Brighton HiLights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 VT Nation 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News 6.30 VT Nation Magazine show highlighting funny and amazing stories from around the UK. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Land Rovers Live Adventures, stories and enthusiasts following one of the world’s most iconic vehicles both old and new. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces short films by Jamie Sims, Bebe Bentley and others. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Brighton Album Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Land Rovers Live 2.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.30 FilmFest on TV 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile visits Warwickshire, where Matt Baker explores Charlecote Park and the river Avon which runs through its grounds. He discovers the plants and wildlife that thrive here and the watermill which harnesses the power of the river. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow returns to Barrington Court in Somerset. Fiona Bruce marvels at the miles of rare wood panelling that adorn Barrington Court, collected by former owner and sugar baron Colonel Lyle, before the team get to grips with Victorian brooches filled with locks of hair and a 17th-century painting with a surprising line in humour. The Roadshow’s resident armourer, Robert Tilney, can’t resist a 20-shot revolver that is said to have belonged to Buffalo Bill. 9.00 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day Highlights from the final day of the Premier League season, presented by Gary Lineker. 12.00am The Football League Show 1.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

6.00 Golf: PGA Highlights Hazel Irvine presents highlights of the final round from the PGA Championship at the Wentworth Club in Surrey. 7.00 A Very British Airline Looking behind the scenes of British Airways. For 50 years London to New York has been the most glamorous and profitable route in BA’s long-haul network. 8.00 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew Documentary series that goes behind the safety cordon to explore the explosive world of demolition. Demolition duo the Ogden brothers take on the highest profile job of their career, bringing down a 12 storey office block. 9.00 Armada: 12 Days To Save England So these Spanish boats are pretty good, you say... 10.00 Savage Peace 1945 Documentary revealing the appalling treatment of Germans in former occupied countries at the end of the WWII. When the war ended, the people of liberated Europe celebrated their freedom, but for millions of Germans the end of the conflict opened a new and terrible chapter. 11.00 Stanley Baxter: The Many Faces Of Celebrating the extraordinary career of entertainer Stanley Baxter. 12.00am FILM: Valhalla Rising (2009) 1.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.25 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Judge Rinder 10.25 Judge Rinder 11.25 Judge Rinder 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The Unforgettable Sid James 1.10 FILM: Batteries Not Included (1987) 3.15 Britain’s Got Talent 4.30 All Star Family Fortunes 5.15 Thunderbirds Are Go 5.45 Ninja Warrior UK 6.45 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Celebrity Squares Warwick Davis hosts the classic comedy game show. Two contestants play a giant version of noughts and crosses, with celebrity guests helping them to play for up to 25,000 pounds. Today, Warwick is joined by Mr Selfridge star Katherine Kelly, former EastEnders star Nina Wadia, presenters Rylan Clark and Alice Levine, comedians Frank Skinner, Dane Baptiste and Aisling Bea alongside resident comedians Tim Vine and Joe Wilkinson, as Alex from Cheshire and Phai from London play for the jackpot. 8.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium See highlights. 9.00 Home Fires 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Perspectives: Eddie Redmayne On War Art 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present action from the semi-finals of the 2014/15 Aviva Premiership, featuring extended highlights from Franklin’s Gardens and the Recreation Ground. Who will make it through to the showpiece final at Twickenham? 12.10am The Store 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 Ginetta GT5 Challenge 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 The Simpsons 3.30 FILM: Casper (1995) 5.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Speed With Guy Martin Series in which motorcycle racer and lorry mechanic Guy Martin explores the boundaries of speed. 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. This time it is the Ford Transit. 9.00 FILM: Trance (2013) Starring James McAvoy, Rosario Dawson, Vincent Cassel, Danny Sapani. Danny Boyle masterminds a multi-layered trip into the subconscious in this twisting, fast-paced thriller. A fine art auctioneer is the inside man for a heist that sees a priceless Goya painting seized during a daring raid. However, during the robbery he receives a blow to the head, and the resultant amnesia means he can’t remember where he stashed the painting. 11.00 The Mega Brothel Documentary which travels to Germany to take a look inside one of the biggest brothels in Europe, and explore what life is like for the women, clients and management. 12.00am Sean Lock: Purple Van Man 1.00 FILM: Renaissance (2006) 2.45 Born Naughty? 3.45 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.40 The Renovation Game 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.50am Childern’s television 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.25 Olly The Little White Van 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 Ultimate Police Interceptors 11.40 Ultimate Police Interceptors 12.25pm Ultimate Police Interceptors 1.25 FILM: Deep End Of The Ocean (1999) 3.35 FILM: What A Girl Wants (2003) 5.30 FILM: Disney’s Chicken Little (2005) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fourth day’s play in the first Test between England and New Zealand at Lord’s. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. Including Chica the Spider Dog in her tarantula custome, Denver the guiltiest dog in the world, fashionista and model Menswear Dog, and Casey the schnauzer who faints from happiness when reunited with her owner. With Des Clarke and Katy Brand. 9.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.00 Stevie Wonder: An All-Star Grammy Salute In this celebratory two-hour special, an impressive superstar cast of 19 artists including Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and Ed Sheeran salute Stevie Wonder with songs from his stellar songbook. 11.50 Blinging Up Baby: You Won’t Believe It! Documentary. 12.50am Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Worlds Angriest Caught On Camera 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x3) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm The Flash 1.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 2.00 The Real A&E (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 The Simpsons (x6) 8.00 Kings And Queens Of Speech 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Road Wars (x4) 3.00am Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men

7.00pm Olly Murs & James Bay @ R1BW 8.00 Rita Ora & Imagine Dragons @ R1BW 9.00 Taylor Swift & George Ezra @ R1BW 9.55 LIVE: Foo Fighters Live @ R1BW 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Murder In Successville 12.15am American Dad! 12.35 Family Guy (x2) 1.20 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment

7.00pm Peter Grimes On Aldeburgh Beach 9.20 Britain’s Wild Places: The Sheep Beside The Sea 9.30 Secret Knowledge: The Private Life Of A Dolls’ House 10.00 The Mystery Of Murder: A Horizon Guide 11.00 Meat Loaf: In And Out Of Hell 12.00am Metal Britannia 1.30 Eurovision At 60

11.15am The British Soap Awards 2015 1.20pm FILM: The Little Vampire (2000) 3.10 FILM: Jurassic Park (1993) 5.40 Britain’s Got Talent 7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 8.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 9.00 FILM: I Am Legend (2007) 11.05 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) 1.30am Mom (x2)

6.55am FILM: The Railway Children (1970) 9.05 Heartbeat (x2) 11.05 Wycliffe 12.10pm Columbo: Lovely But Lethal 1.45 Lewis 3.50 Wycliffe 4.55 A Touch Of Frost 6.55 Foyle’s War 9.00 The Best Of Royal Variety 10.00 Vicious (x4) 12.05am FILM: Steptoe And Son Ride Again (1973)

9.30am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Made In Chelsea 1.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 2.00 New Girl (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 FILM: 17 Again (2009) 10.00 Gogglebox 11.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.10am Virtually Famous 1.00 Tattoos After Dark (x2)

11.00am Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 12.05pm Food Unwrapped (x3) 1.40 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am The Man From Colorado (1948) 1.00pm Marmaduke (2010) 2.45 Rat Race (2001) 5.00 Spirited Away (2001) 7.25 The Animal (2001) 9.00 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) 10.50 The Sixth Sense (1999) 1.00am Spirited Away (2001) 3.35 Close

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MONDAY 25 Churchill: When Britain Said No BBC2, 9pm We’ve just had a bit of a surprise election result, but that was nothing compared to the near annihilation of Churchill’s Conservative party just weeks after Britain celebrated VE Day and the end of years of war. Was it ingratitude from the electorate, or the most mature vote ever?

Gotham: Season Finale Channel Five, 9pm Lawks and lummy! It’s the season finale! not that that’s bad. The gang warfare has reached tipping point, with Fish back in town and spoiling for a fight with Maroni and Penguin. Plus, Bruce hunts high and low through Wayne Manor for clues. Surely that alone would take an entire season, the pad’s so massive.

Virtually Famous E4, 10pm Tune yourself in to popular culture, touch base with the most popular kitten memes, and howl with laughter at the comedy panel show hosted by Kevin McHale, with team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark. Guests include Roisin Conaty, Alex Brooker, Russell Kane and Joe Swash. Broad-band appeal.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 BollyHeat 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Cook It 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Burn Up With Natalie 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Darton High This year’s new students have an intake day. 6.45 Darton High Nadia’s secret has come out, there is only one student that could be involved. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV’s first broadcast series. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian food from recipes handed down by their parents. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. – Sweden. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Richard Durrant: Cycling Music 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Darton High 12.45 Darton High 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Richard Durrant: Cycling Music

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Housing Enforcers 9.45 Homes Under The Hammer 10.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.30 Saints And Scroungers 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.25 South East Today 1.30 Moving On 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Box 4.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 5.00 Flog It! 5.45 Pointless 6.30 BBC News At Six 6.50 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Masood makes a startling discovery, sending shockwaves through the family. Kim and Donna come to blows. 8.00 FILM: Marvel Avengers Assemble (2012) Starring Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L Jackson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Comic book action adventure. The director of peacekeeping agency S.H.I.E.L.D gathers an elite team of superheroes including the Hulk, Captain America, Black Widow, Iron Man and Thor when the Norse god’s evil brother steals a cosmic cube from an underground base. As you do. 10.15 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.40 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Frank Skinner and guest panellists Cariad Lloyd and Jon Ronson. 11.20 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 12.00am The Graham Norton Show 1.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Glorious Gardens From Above 9.00 FILM: Kidnapped (1960) 10.30 Golf: PGA Championship Highlights 12.30pm FILM: Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971) 2.25 FILM: Dances With Wolves (1990) 5.15 Eggheads 5.45 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 A Cook Abroad Cooking show. 8.00 Springwatch Following the fortunes of a cast of unforgettable wildlife characters over the climax of the season. 9.00 Churchill: When Britain Said No See highlights. 10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Sean’s former writing partner Tim Whittick is in town. There is no love lost between Tim and Beverly as he blames her for breaking up his partnership with Sean. Beverly ducks out of lunch with the resentful Brit and instead forces Matt to keep his promise to take her to a Golden Globes gifting suite. Meanwhile, Tim reveals to Sean that he is not just there for a catch-up. He comes armed with notes for a project he and Sean developed years ago: a comedy that shares a strong similarity to Sean and Beverly’s new show The Opposite of Us. 10.30 The Many Faces Of Les Dawson Les Dawson was one of Britain’s all time great comedy talents, best known as a comedian but also a talented musician, writer and actor. This programme traces his career. 11.30 Armada: 12 Days To Save England Sapnish boat story. 12.30am Sign Zone: Watchdog At 30 1.25 Sign Zone: Britain’s Greatest Generation

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Canimals 6.20 Canimals 6.30 Canimals 6.35 Sooty 6.50 Sooty 7.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.30 Columbo: Last Salute To The Commodore 12.25pm The Unforgettable Les Dawson 1.00 ITV News & Weather 1.15 Catchphrase 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show 6.00 Off Their Rockers Comedy series. 6.25 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Betty says farewell to Emmerdale. Ross risks his life. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Live Ant and Dec present the first live semifinal of Britain’s Got Talent as the first nine acts compete to win the ultimate prize of £250,000 and a slot on the Royal Variety Performance. 9.00 Coronation Street Tracy blows Liz’s world apart. Jenny sets her warped plan in motion. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.15 Carry On Forever Three-part series, narrated by Martin Clunes, telling the story of the best-loved brand in British film comedy history. Featuring new interviews with the stars, previously unseen behind-thescenes footage and on-set publicity photos, the programmes chart the whole Carry On story through the glory years of slapstick, classic oneliners and double entendres. 11.15 FILM: Carry On Cowboy (1965) Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims. Saddle up for a fistful of double entendres in a western spoof starring the Carry On regulars. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Zack’s blood runs cold when he realises what he has done. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Food Unwrapped This episode revisits some of the programme’s most surprising food investigations. 8.00 Damned Designs: Don’t Demolish My Home Documentary series following determined homeowners who are involved in battles to save their houses from demolition. In the Hertfordshire green belt, David Lloyd is battling to save the 500 square-metre luxury log cabin he’s lived in since 2003. 9.00 Benefits Street Observational documentary series revealing the reality of life on benefits. 10.00 The Night Bus Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the passengers on one of London’s night buses. This final episode meets some of the 17 million tourists and 400,000 newcomers who arrive in London each year. 11.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series. 12.05am Shooting Gallery 12.30 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.25 Supersize Vs Superskinny 2.20 You Can’t Get The Staff 3.15 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.10 The Renovation Game 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 12.45pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.50 Neighbours 1.20 FILM: The Ghost Of Greville Lodge (2000) 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War (2000) 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure convictions against shoplifters. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fifth and final day’s play in the first Test between England and New Zealand at Lord’s. 8.00 Worlds Angriest Caught On Camera From demanding political change that will affect the lives of millions, to complaining about poor customer service, these days social media is at the forefront of any protest or campaign. 9.00 Gotham: Season Finale See highlights. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bigger Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 12.30am Jackass 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Dog Rescuers 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 The Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 7.30 Top Gear 8.30 Sherlock 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! 11.35 Family Guy 12.00am Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 12.30 Murder In Successville 1.00 Tom Felton Meets The Superfans 2.00 People Just Do Nothing (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Inside The Medieval Mind 9.00 OneHit Wonders At The BBC 10.00 Country At The BBC 11.00 Kate Bush At The BBC 12.00am The Last Explorers 1.00 Luxury In The Middle Ages 2.00 Inside The Medieval Mind 3.00 How To Get Ahead

12.05pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Britain’s Got Talent 3.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 4.05 Mr Bean (x2) 5.10 FILM: Freaky Friday (2003) 7.15 FILM: Apollo 13 (1995) 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.05 Celebrity Juice 11.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.50am Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Inspector Morse 2.30 Teleshopping

12.00pm Hollyoaks 12.30 New Girl 1.00 The Big Bang Theory (x12) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Revenge 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Virtually Famous. See highlights. 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Rude Tube 12.55am Brooklyn NineNine 1.25 How I Met Your Mother (x2)

8.55am A Place In The Sun 9.35 Time Team 10.35 FILM: Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 12.55pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.35 Grand Designs (x5) 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 12.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away

11.00am Ice Age (2002) 12.40pm Mirror Mirror (2012) 2.50 The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 4.40 Home Alone 3 (1997) 6.50 One Day (2011) 9.00 Welcome To The Punch (2013) 11.00 Mr Nice (2010) 1.25am Side By Side (2012) 3.30 Close