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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Wet Wet Wet: The Big Picture Iconic British band Wet Wet Wet announce The Big Picture Tour, an extensive 17-date arena tour. The tour announcement coincides with the 20th anniversary of their huge No. 1 album ‘Picture This’. Brighton Centre, 21 May 2016, from £42.50, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

Latitude 2015 The Suffolk Summer festival has just announced its comedy line-up, including Andrew Maxwell, Russell Kanr, Jason Byrne, Mark Steel, Tom Deacon, Joel Dommett, Aisling Bea, Linda Cockshott’s Horoscopes, Sarah Bennetto, Fin Taylor and many more. Henham Park, Southwold, Suffolk, 16–19 July 2015, £192.50 + booking fee (weekend) + various other ticket variations available, www.latitudefestival.co.uk

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hen I was in my twenties I loved music. Actually, I loved music before then, but it was in my twenties that I recognised people off of Top Of The Pops as friends I’d gone for drinks with. Not necessarily the main artists, but definitely the session strings musicians sawing away alongside them. I knew enough about popular to know that what I knew was a drop in the ocean of what could be known. If you know what I mean. And after a bit, I hate to say it, but it became a bit of a never-ending job finding the energy to go out to all the gigs I wanted to see gigs, as well as go to work, see friends and not be a complete dope to my family. So I stopped. In the beginning of my thirties I saw a rather brilliant comic whose name I wish I could remember. He was on at Krater at Komedia and he told us;” You’ve reached that comedy age. It doesn’t matter how old you are now but you’ve reached that age where when you go out to a club on a Friday night it chiefly involves sitting down.” I laughed loudly, agreeing to myself that, yes – I had moved on from the music that was sounding the same, and I let go of modern music almost completely. This month I went to a showcase in The Great Escape, the first interaction I’ve ever had with The Great Escape after living in Brighton for over a decade, and reader... I loved it. Music doesn’t all sound the same and I was a fool for simply losing the energy to explore beyond my own front door of gig nights. Slap my wrist! I bounced along utterly immersed and captivated by the young punky melodies and sharp lyrics of The Magnettes, over from Sweden. Tears of jealousy and joy prickled my eyes at the energy and bold freshness I heard from Norway’s Mariann Rosa. And I closed my eyes and let the bliss flood over me as The Zombies closed the afternoon’s session with a rendition of their 60s hit ‘She’s Not There’. I was there. She was there. We were all there. Live music rocks! How could I have forgotten?

Celeb City An art attack with Jo Brooks

Andrew Kay Andrew’s back has gone!

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East Is East The hit West End show is coming to Theatre Royal Brighton

11 Cook It Prepare for treats at the Brighton and Hove Food Festival 12 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 12 Brighton Writes Jessica Kellgren-Hayes gets zombie-fever 13 Paul Merton interview Life, the improverse and everything... 13 Brighton Arty Alison Krog on a space odyssey 15 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 18 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we think of it!

@ Friday, May 29th, 2015 Fringe MalaPata Productions presents A Woman of Uncertain Age Doors 6.30 Price £5 Sunday, May 31st, 2015 The James Riley Band + Hickory Signals Last November, London-born singer-songwriter James Riley lost a cointoss in a greasy spoon café in Deptford and moved to Nashville, Tennessee. Doors 7.30 Show 8.00 Price £4

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Follow me: latestandrew t’s possibly the busiest week of my year, filming an episode of International Chef Exchange with a chef and team from Vancouver, food festival events and the Brighton Festival all clashing in a way that had already got my head spinning. I was already concerned about how I would manage to fit everything in. Then snap! I did my back in. Yes, a simple misjudged twist as I got up from a scanner at the hospital (nothing serious, a routine check-up) and within the space of a few hours I was rendered immobile. Not good, as by the time my lower back had frozen in an agonising spasm I was in London. I promise you that the return journey, on a train that seemed to lurch from side to side far more than it normally would, was excruciating. The subsequent cab ride home was worse and I cursed loudly as we jolted over every single speed bump. I struggled down the steps to my flat, lowered myself onto my bed and tried to sleep. It was a fitful night and by 5am the following morning I was wide awake and stuck. It’s at moments like this that the bliss of living alone is shattered. I eventually managed to roll off the bed and crawl to a hard back chair. From there I managed to get up and start my search for help. Fortunately I remembered that a friend had recommended an osteopath in Kemp Town just a few weeks back. I waited until 8am then texted him with a cry for help. Fortunately for me the phone was answered and the osteopath was able to see me at noon. Four hours away but at least he had a slot for me. I spent the next three and a half hours struggling to wash and dress, not an easy task I can tell you. I had never considered how complex the putting on of a sock is until I had to try and do it without being able to bend at the waist. A good friend drove me over and within a few minutes I was in his office explaining what I had done in the hope that he could help. This was not my first visit to an osteopath, I have used their services before and have always been very impressed. Firstly impressed by the depth of questioning that he went to about my general well-being, then by his careful and slow examination. There was no ploughing in here and for that I was more than grateful, at that point the idea of anyone doing anything physical was filling me with

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I cursed loudly as we jolted over every single speed bump horror. Oh I know that visiting an osteopath and at the same time hoping that there would be no physical contact was a pretty daft idea but I promise you, by this point I was hardly thinking rationally. He ran through a series of tests, gentle as can be, and then sat me back down to discuss options. Options were very welcome but quite frankly I would have let him run electric currents through my head if he had told me that it would take away the pain. His chosen path was acupuncture. Now I am no stranger to acupuncture although the type I had experienced was classic traditional style involving cones of a herb that is place on your skin and set alight before a needle is inserted and immediately removed. Modern acupuncture omits the herbs but the needles are left in for a longer period. The needles do not hurt, really they do not, although I would happily have let him use meat skewers if he had said that it was necessary. It sounds like I am drifting off into some weird S&M revery, and given the number of pain killers I have indulged in that would be entirely possible – well not really, pain is so not my kind of thing. Someone once asked me to tie them up and I said no, I did not have anything to do it with even if I had wanted to. They pointed to my collection of beautiful silk ties at which point I threw them out. Well a man has standards to maintain does he not? As usual I digress. I agreed to the acupuncture and gingerly lowered myself onto his couch and assumed a position on my side with one knee up. It was the most comfortable I had been for a good 20 hours. I could hear him washing and sanitising his hands and then ever so gently he inserted the needles, explaining things as he did. All I felt was a gentle tap and with some a slight prick, with some no prick at all. There I rested, the calmest I had been for some time. I have no idea how long for either, simply zoned out and prayed that the needles would do the trick.

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A while later he removed them, again I felt nothing, and on his instruction I sat on the edge of the couch. It was far easier than lying down had been, which I took as a good sign. He then went through a series of exercises that I was to do on my return home and over the next few days. I feared that they would be agony but they were okay, not without some discomfort but definitely possible. He also suggested that I stayed mobile and did not allow it to freeze up again. I paid, made a second appointment for the following week and left, walking a few hundred yards, which an hour later would have been impossible, before calling my friend for help and a lift home. By this point it was about 1.30pm and I was able to make a sandwich, the first food of the day, yes, me not eating for that long has to be some kind of proof of the extent of pain I was suffering. Today I have managed o get out of bed and into the shower, quite a feat I can tell you, and although I have managed to dress I failed to get socks on, so right now I look like one of those French men that favour that no sock and loafer look that I find rather odd – and given that spring is late going out so cold. Still, I am at my desk with a hot water bottle behind me and a screen slightly blurred by the pain killers. I cannot thank enough the osteopath Mark Andrews at the Kemptown Osteopathic Clinic, who took me out of agony to bearable discomfort in such a short space of time, and I feel confident that my second visit will prove equally satisfactory. If you see me about please refrain from slapping me on the back or any other physical expressions of greeting. Kemptown Osteopathic Clinic, 34 Chesham Road, Brighton BN2 1NB 01273 600023 brighton osteopathy.co.uk

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had to share this information from BBC news with you since it is something I alluded too in a previous column and it’s rather nice to think that Pricewaterhouse Coopers (rated by the Sunday Times for the past 12 years as the top graduate employer) are actually doing something about it!! PwC are one of the UK's largest graduate employers and they are going to stop using A-level grades as a way of selecting graduate recruits. Until now, the firm has not considered any applicants who failed to reach a defined threshold of A-level grades. However, PwC said that using the grades to filter candidates could disadvantage those from poorer backgrounds and this change in their policy could "drive radical changes" in social mobility and diversity. Richard Irwin, PwC's head of student recruitment, said: "We want to target bright, talented people and extend our career opportunities to untapped talent in wider pockets of society. Our experience shows that whilst A-level assessment can indicate potential, for far too many students there are other factors that influence results. Competition and assessment for our graduate roles will be as tough as ever but those that want to get on with a career in business can do so." Gaenor Bagley, board member and head of people at PwC, said: "Removing the Ucas criteria will create a fairer and more modern system in which students are selected on their own merit, irrespective of their background or where they are from." Stephen Isherwood, chief executive of the Association of Graduate Recruiters, said: "Using a candidate's Ucas points to assess their potential is a blunt tool and a barrier to social mobility. This is an innovative step by one of the most significant graduate recruiters in the UK. Other graduate employers should follow their lead." This really is fantastic news, which kind of makes up for the announcement that Boris Johnson’s brother, who apparently knows nothing about science, has just been appointed Minister for Universities and Science!?!

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Things to do and see in Lewes ewes is a picturesque historic town in East Sussex located within the expansive South Downs National Park. From serving as a stronghold during the Norman invasion of England in 1066 to being the home of the largest and most popular bonfire festival in the United Kingdom, it’s a town that has a fascinating timeline of cultural landmarks and history. Filled with weaving roads and backstreets, Lewes rewards intrepid explorers with access to small independent retailers, antiques and bookshops. The All Saints Centre acts as an assortment of the arts, holding live performances and cinema screenings, whilst the numerous museums and farms give visitors an insight into the unique nature of the town. There’s a farmers’ market on the first Saturday of every month for local fare. And after you’re done for the day, why not visit the local pubs and enjoy the products of Harvey’s Bridge Wharf Brewery, the last surviving Victorian brewery in Lewes? For a little more information on the town, take a look at its page on www.visitsussex.org/page/lewes/

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The hilarious West End hit East Is East arrives at Theatre Royal Brighton ollowing a sensational West End run, the modern comedy classic East is East opens at Theatre Royal Brighton next month. Written by the acclaimed playwright Ayub Khan Din, and starring the hilarious Pauline McLynn (Father Ted, Shameless and EastEnders), East Is East was originally performed in 1996 and was later made into a world renowned film. The play takes as its raw material the cultural clashes Khan Din witnessed as he and his nine Anglicised siblings, brought up in a crowded Salford household with a Pakistani father and a white English mother, fought against the straitjacket of Muslim tradition. Khan Din’s father had left Kashmir in 1929, worked his passage to the UK and eventually settled in Salford. Yet having defied his own father to come to England and marry an Englishwoman, he tried to dominate his own sons, to make them work in the family chip shop

and marry brides chosen for them against their will, whom they had never met before. “He tried to squash in his own kids the spark of rebelliousness that he had. It was always ‘I’m your father. You’re Pakistani. Do as I say.’” explains Khan Din. No one dared ask him “If Pakistani women are so great, why did you marry my mum?” - “You’d have got beaten up. He was a very big man.” “My parents had a fantastic relationship except when it came to the kids because my mum always supported us,” he explains. “Whenever someone wanted to do something other than work in a fish and chip shop there would be a massive argument.” The playwright’s alter ego is a traumatised boy called Sajit who spends half his time hiding in the coal shed and wears a huge Parka like a comfort blanket. Like much of the play, the Parka is based on remembered experience. “I lived in it for months and no one really bothered me. I only took it off to

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have a bath.” Like Ayub, many of Khan Din’s brothers took a creative path away from their father’s orbit, through art school or hairdressing. Half of them turned out gay. “He never got on with my brothers who were gay. He came to accept my other brothers who had married English girls and the grandchildren.” Both Khan Din’s parents died before the play premiered. What does the playwright think his father would make of East is East? “I don’t know. In later life he had a lot of regrets but it was too late for him to do anything about them. At that age he would have appreciated it and laughed with it and probably learnt something from it.” Don’t miss this “best of British” comedy when it opens at Theatre Royal Brighton before a UK tour. www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 Thu 11 – Sat 20 Jun

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Join me on Hove Lawns for the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival ince the launch of Latest TV I have been making programmes for the channel that are specifically about food. International Chef Exchange has been an exciting adventure, working with the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival and bringing chefs here from Holland, Sweden, Sicily, Guernsey and Vancouver. There will be seven, hour long programmes in total and the bonds that have been made between the visting chefs to Brighton and the Brighton chefs who have returned to their countries are very strong. I have loved the whole process and hope that we can continue with the project in the future. Cook It! has been equally exciting. Much as a I love restaurants, I really love cooking. In recent years I have been dismayed by the change in the way people eat, shop for food and depend on convenience foods. Cook It! has been all about empowering people to get back in their own kitchens and cook with confidence. We have worked with brilliant local chefs, challenging them to create simple dishes that are tasty, healthy and easy to make – and at the same time economical. I wanted to show people that you can make a tasty meal in the same time as it takes to re-heat a ready meal, and know that the ingredients are the best that you can afford. We include weekly tips, features on building a store cupboard of essentials on a week by week basis, spreading the cost and giving viewers a rich palette of flavours with which they could tempt the palate. Both programmes have given me immense pleasure and also a great

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Please come and join me and the food festival team for what promises to be a great family day out response. I love it that people come up to me in the street to talk about Cook It!. Best of all though has to be the weekly section Cook It! with Kids! It was the part of the programme that was most worrying. My co-producer and director, Mr Sourdough himself Nick Beddows, was very nervous. After years of experience in TV he stood by the old adage, never work with kids or animals. Well I wanted to have kids cooking animals, amongst other things. Funnily enough, from our first day in the studio it was obvious that the kids slot was going to work. On day one the kids were brilliant, engaged,

excited and delightful. And so it went for thirteen epsisodes. Nick and I were thrilled. I have always enjoyed cooking with my nephews, both picky eaters, and introducing them to things that are tasty, fun and healthy. It’s not all about dull stuff either, we have made tasty alternatives to commercial products that are easy to do, both savoury and sweet. This coming weekend I will be down on Hove Lawns doing my other favourite thing which is host the Live Food Show, great fun, great chefs and great food. Sponsored by Southern Water and Supporting Rockinghorse

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Children’s Charity, our Children’s Food Festival goes large – and we mean LARGE – for one special day at the end of the school holidays. We’ve always championed accessible food events for little ones and this year is epic. On the Live Food Show stage we’ll have performances from Signor Baffo, and I will be filming a special kid’s food edition of Latest TV’s ‘Cook It!’ show. My First Word nursery and children’s party organisers Whizz Bang Pop will be keeping little ones entertained whilst local restaurants will be hosting interactive workshops for little foodies including Moshimo, Chocoholly and Curry Leaf Café. This will also be your final day to help us choose the winner of the Great Brighton Ice Cream Contest hosted in partnership with our pals at Boho Gelato and Rockinghorse. We’ve also got the Wobblegate Apple Juice ‘Wobblympics’ challenge, and you can learn all about the importance of keeping your teeth and gums clean after eating with the Dental Health Spa team. Our charity partners Rockinghorse will be on hand, whilst FareShare will be busy on badges and facepainting (and teaming up with festival sponsor Yelo Architects to get creative with food packaging waste). Please come and join me and the food festival team for what promises to be a great family day out – you may even get to join me on stage as we film Cook It With Kids! for a later broadcast. A parent or guardian must remain with their children at all times at this event. Our workshops, performances and interactive activities are all free to participate in. Food and drink will be available to purchase, and there is an additional cost for any fairground rides (of which a donation will be made to the Rockinghorse Children’s Charity).

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INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015 The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

NOORIS Beautiful Indian cuisine in the heart of Brighton. Grab yourself some authentic indian food at unbeatable prices! 2 courses for £6.95 12 - 7pm Thursday to Sunday (£9.95 after 7pm) £5.50 Sunday buffet 1pm 5pm, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AE, 01273 329 405

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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ZOMBIES ON THE BRAIN s regular viewers of PostFeature, the film review show I copresent with Joseph Gunn on Latest TV, (and I'm hoping that's all of you! ahem, ahem...) will know; the two of us have widely differing tastes in film with just a few crossovers, mainly of the superhero variety! One genre we greatly disagree on is anything involving a zombie. Yet, in this week's episode, on Wednesday at 6.30pm, we will be looking exclusively at zombie films. Yes, zombie films. I'm so anti-zombie it will be worth tuning in just to watch me squirm! But... Joseph can be a pretty persuasive chap when he wants to be so perhaps he will change my mind. In preparation for the episode I have been watching 1932's White Zombie, the first ever feature length zombie film. It was a poorly-funded, independent film with most of the props borrowed from past horror films and most of its budget going on star villain Bela Lugosi. The plot is poor, the acting is awful and the costume make up is not worth mentioning. Excepting Lugosi's eyebrows of course, which are magnificence beyond belief! The story begins in Haiti with a carriage carrying a holidaying couple being stopped by a funeral taking place in the middle of the road. The driver explains that the family do not want the body stolen so they are burying it where regular traffic will keep people from trying. The couple later cross paths with an eerie gentleman and his odd henchmen. The driver again explains that the henchmen are not just strangely acting people (although they are that too: small budget, not great extras) but zombies. In Haiti the living dead that are made to work in the fields and factories. The couple, Neil Parker and his fianceé Madeleine, played by old silent film stars John Harron and Madge Bellamy, are staying at the home of Charles Beaumont to be wed. Unfortunately, Beaumont is rather taken with Madeline and will do anything to have her, including turning her into a zombie! Harron and Bellamy were silent film stars who had fallen out of favour in the era of the 'talkies'- unsurprising given their over the top mannerisms and flat line readings. Best to watch this film with the sound off, but certainly do take the time to see it. The full version can be found on YouTube. White Zombie has a number of beautiful Expressionistic touches: When Neil broods over the loss of Madeleine in a nightclub we see no other patrons, just their shadows on the wall behind him. The eerie shadows emphasising how alone and powerless he is. There is also a lot of movement from the camera, an innovative touch at the time. One long scene in the doctor's study is done with no cuts, though the camera moves around; an experiment in technique Hitchcock would likely have appreciated! If you have already missed Wednesday’s episode then check the TV listings in this magazine for catch up details or keep your eye on our twitter account, @PostFeatureTV, for more info Check our Facebook page, ‘FilmFest on TV’ directly via Jessica@thelatest.tv twitter: @postfeature

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ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

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MAKE BELIEVE Paul Merton, is in town with his Impro Chums with a show that could be about absolutely anything, and he’s eager to see it!

aul Merton, one of the best off-the-cuff comedy performers in the country, puts his finger on why doing improvisation is quite such fun. “It’s just doing what we all do as kids – playing endless, imaginative games,” says the immensely popular comedian. “As a child, you don’t need much. I remember as a young boy pushing a toy car up an armchair and suddenly it became a mountain. Kids often unpack a Christmas present and end up playing with the box. Impro is like playtime – the bit of school you liked! If you spark each other off in improvisation, it creates a really good spirit. It’s the spirit of the playground.” And, you will be delighted to hear, you can now enjoy that spirit for yourself as his acclaimed improvisational show, Paul Merton’s Impro Chums, comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton this week. Paul and his Chums - Mike McShane (who has just finished starring in a lauded London production of the Stephen Sondheim musical, Assassins), Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch and Suki Webster – are at the very top of their game. The troupe has been performing to sellout crowds across the country for more than a decade. As they take suggestions from the audience and turn them into wondrously funny routines, they trigger cascades of tumbling laughter. In a variety of dazzling impro games, the group possess an unparalleled ability to spin the audience’s

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propositions into comedy gold. The great thing is that every show is a new adventure. Paul, who for the past thirty years has appeared every Sunday in London with the Comedy Store Players and in so doing has entered the Guinness Book of World Records for being part of the world’s longest-running comedy show with the same cast, is just as engaging in person as he is on stage. The 57-year-old comedian, who has gained an immense following over 25 years as a team captain on BBC1’s widely loved topical news quiz, Have I Got News For You, adores live performing above else. He says he can’t wait to be back on stage. “It’s the most fun of all the mediums. There is no hiding place, no laughter track and no cutaways. “People ask me why I do the Comedy Store Players and the Impro Chums, and the answer is that it keeps me match-fit. If I go away on holiday for two weeks, when I come back I find that everyone else has sped up ten per cent. It takes me until the interval to catch up and jump on the bus. There is such a thrill in the notion of playing, say, a Bulgarian lion-tamer trying to explain in fractured Spanish that the yoghurt in the fridge has gone off. It’s a complete delight!” Paul, who last year published a highly successful autobiography, Only When I Laugh, goes on to expand on just why after all these years impro continues to give him such a rush. “I still get the same buzz as ever from doing it. Once the audience’s trust has been won and the laughter has started, you can really start to play. There is a

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tremendous thrill in seeing something completely unexpected unfold before you. You have taken a shouted-out suggestion, and it has turned into a brilliant scene. You have partly created it, and that’s really satisfying.” The other excellent aspect of impro, Paul adds, is that every night is by its nature a total one-off. The comedian, who appears regularly on Radio 4’s Just a Minute, jokes that, “I feel I should say at the end of every show, ‘Don’t worry – this will never happen again!’” Impro also keeps you honest, reckons Paul, who made his debut on C4’s Whose Line Is It Anyway? in 1988. “If nobody’s laughing, you’re doing something wrong. You have to guard against complacency when you’re

There is such a thrill in playing a Bulgarian liontamer trying to explain that the yoghurt in the fridge has gone off. doing impro. In a learnt piece, you could fall into the trap of reciting your lines as you said them last night, but you can’t do that in impro. Every night is different, and that’s what keeps it so fresh.” Another reason why Paul Merton’s Impro Chums works so well is the effortless chemistry that exists between the five performers. “There is a shorthand between us,” explains Paul, who has made many very popular travel shows for Channel 5 on India, China and Europe. A hugely knowledgeable film expert who has presented such documentaries as Paul Merton Looks at Alfred Hitchcock and Paul Merton’s Birth of Hollywood, Paul carries on that, “the key is that we all get on really well. If you have a situation where two members of an impro group aren’t getting on, it spills over into the work and every scene they do together quickly becomes an argument. So the familiarity of the Chums really helps the show.” When impro kicked off in a big way in the UK thirty-odd years ago, it was immediately so strong that some people at first refused to believe that it wasn’t scripted. Paul, who enjoyed a huge hit at the Edinburgh Festival last summer co-starring with his wife Suki Webster in My Obsession, her new play described as “superb” by The List, recalls that, “A long, long time ago on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, some people thought it was fixed. But that idea was just silly. As improvisers, we all embark on sentences without knowing how they will end, but we hope to take them to entertaining heights.” So far, so good! But perhaps the best thing of all about impro for Paul is that the performers don’t have to memorise a script. “We don’t have to learn any lines. We can do it all off the top of our heads, and that’s an absolute joy. I’m sorry, Mr Sondheim!” Paul Merton’s Impro Chums, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, £22/20, 01273 709709 , brightondome.org Picture: Idil Sukan on Freeview channel 8,

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A SPACE ODYSSEY e’re fortunate to live just a stone’s throw from Gallery40 - the innovative pop-up art space on Gloucester Road that never fails to surprise and delight. Head there before 31 May and you’ll catch ‘The B-12 Module’, an imaginatively conceived collection of paintings, prints and collages by Mark Charlton, created in response to the vague memory of a 1950s science-fiction short story about an expedition to Pluto. The exhibition is a retrospective vision of a future in which the desire to explore distant planets is both prevalent and necessary in order to discover alternative resources that will fuel human kind. Although the story was an influential starting point, Mark developed the work as an interpretation that highlights his fascination with the wonder of the universe and potential deep space exploration. The B-12 module is a conceptual design for a fictional research vessel that will travel to Pluto. Through abstract imagery, the work represents the mechanical marvel of such a vision and the silent serenity of reaching Pluto and being far from home. The pieces are fragments of an unfamiliar world, made over several months to create a sense of welltravelled technological diagrams and photographic plates. Careful consideration has been given to the use of colour and texture to highlight the inspirational period of the 1950s, and the build up of layers gives an exciting sense of discovery to the final compositions. Don’t miss: There’s still time to be part of the fourth Brunswick Town Art Fair, a local community event set in the Regency splendour of Brunswick Square Gardens. Taking place on Sunday 28 June, the day will feature local artists exhibiting paintings, prints, photographs, cards, ceramics, sculpture and jewellery focusing on high quality, affordable work. For more information see Facebook/BrunswickTownArtFair or email brunswicktownartfair@outlook.com www.artymagazines.com

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COMPETITION Enter our competition for a complimentary family ticket to the show in Herstmonceux which consists of 2 adults and 2 children or 1 adult and 3 children. QUESTION: Who is Robin Hood's arch nemesis? a) Sheriff of Chelsea b) Sheriff of Nottingham c) Sheriff of Arsenal

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kay, you have to be of a certain age to recognise this week’s headline – but if you do it will conjure up visions of curly haired Richard Green and his crew dashing around Sherwood Forest, fighting the Sherrif of Nottingham and rescuing Maid Marian. Ah yes, not for me the lame Hollywood Robin Hood with its glitzy production values and American accents. This Summer you could relive the Robin Hood legend with the Cambridge Theatre company as they tour their own outdoor musical version of the classic tale. The nearest venue will be the fabulous grounds of Herstmonceux Castle, once belonging to the Admiralty, it became the new home of the Royal Greenwich Observatory. From the early 1950s until 1989 Herstmonceux Castle remained a centre of scientific research and home to one of the world’s leading astronomical organizations. However, “light pollution” from the nearby city of Eastbourne, along with other factors, combined to make staying at Herstmonceux impractical and in 1989 the RGO was moved to Cambridge. It is now a great day out for families and history lovers and makes an ideal venue for this

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production. Cambridge Touring Theatre is throwing down a challenge with this year’s production for families. Voted one of the top ten events to do in the summer by The Guardian the storyline will be faithful to its origins but decorated sufficiently to keep a young audience fully involved. Hailed as a "Most enjoyable... colourful costumes... an extremely funny and lively family show. " by The Stage this is a chance to have a joyful, fun-filled time with your family as you watch this hilarious musical show full of their usual zest and vim! Boys and girls are invited to come along dressed in their best Sherwood fashion. Robin? Marian? Sheriff? Knights? You'll meet them all. I hope that they are inviting adults to dress up too, why should the kids have all the fun? Cambridge Touring Theatre was founded in 2000 by Rosie Humphreys. After working for the

English National Opera in London, this dedicated producer moved to Cambridge and established the company which has been successfully touring ever since. The only touring theatre company in the UK that specialises in creating outdoor shows for children and families, Cambridge Touring Theatre pride themselves on the quality of their productions, all of which include

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original script and score, elaborate sets, colourful costumes and performers of the highest caliber. Robin Hood the Musical Sunday 7th June at 4.00pm Adults – £14 Concessions (inc Children) – £9 Children U3 – Free Family – £40 For enquiries and tickets please call 01323 834479

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The final week of the Brighton Fringe still has plenty of comedy treats in store. ome Fringe festivals have the Aidan Goatley same shows on at the same time every day, meaning that you can choose what to see and when to see it. This is great for visitors, who can dash in to town for a long weekend and see all of the shows they want in one fell swoop. But for residents it can lead to a quieter end to the Fringe period, with all of your favourite shows already attended in that first week of keeness. Which is why the way the Brighton Fringe runs itself is a lot more sensible for us. As well as great shows you may have missed on their first few outings this month, like Aidan Goatley’s ‘10 Films With My Dad’ (Dukebox Theatre, Wed 27 May, 8pm, £8/6), Jane Postlethwaite’s ‘Made In Cumbria’ (Laughing Horse@The Quadrant, Thurs 28 May, 7pm, free; Sun 31 May, 5.45pm, free), and Roz Ryan & Graeme Collard’s ‘Pigs In Gin’ (Laughing Horse@The Hobgoblin, Sat 30 May, 2.15pm, free), there are new ones just arriving to town. Yup, new shows in the final week. The Cuddle Party arrives on Friday for a three-day run over at The Warren, offering up a variety of characters who could benefit from a cuddle – all from the brains of comedy veterans Nicholas Waters and William Hartley (him out of sketch group Clever Peter and the chocolate advert). Over at The Old Market Sunday evening is packed with a double-header of a show which includes some of the cleverest comedy around –and for once it’s not all about satire! Festival Of The Spoken Nerd and Go 8-Bit! share the night and offer up two geek shows for the price of one, which is only a tenner if you’re asking. Finally, but by no means the last great show that could be highlighted here, Max & Ivan roll up to town for shows on Saturday and Sunday at The Warren, bringing their own award-winning sketch-comedy tale of a small sleepy English town to our buzzing cosmopolitan city. The Brighton Fringe still has plenty left to give in it’s final week, blossoming in turn like a well-planned garden. It’s time to smell the roses. www.brightonfringe.org

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Legendary singer songwriter Chip Taylor is back in town et you didn't know that neither The Troggs nor Jimi Hendrix wrote Wild Thing. It was, in fact, Chip Taylor, the cult american singer and songwriter. Brother of actor Jon Voigt (and one of his nieces is Angelina Jolie), he's been writing and making music for five decades. As well as Wild Thing he is also responsible for hits for the likes of Janis Joplin, Aretha Franklin, The Hollies, Willie Nelson, Emmylou Harris, Dusty Springfield and Frank Sinatra, and also wrote Angel of the Morning, a song recorded by many artists over the years, and which has featured in the charts several times. Even dancehall star Shaggy got in the act when he used the song as the basis for his hit Angel… A pioneer of the country-rock movement of the 70s, Taylor quit music in late 70s to become a professional gambler (specialising in blackjack and horse racing), returning in 1993, and enjoying elder statesman stature within the americana,

workshops, an events programme, film night and Pecha Kucha nights. In all 13 units will be part of the trail, marked by yellow bunting! www.brightonopenmarket.co.uk/arti sts Open Market, London Road, Brighton. Until 24 May

Event: Brighton Fringe Awards The offical awards ceremony to mark the end of the Fringe 2015, with free-flowing entertainment and mercifully short acceptance speeches. The Warren: Main House, Sun 31 May, 8.30pm, free, ticketed

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contemporary folk and singersongwriter scenes ever since. Highly prolific, he has released an album almost every year since 1996, has collaborated with the likes of Carrie Rodriguez, Kendal Carson and John Platania, and

continues to travel the world, delving deep into his incredible repertoire of songs that are magnificent song vignettes. His latest album The Little Players Trilogy is a collection of new songs over three albums, ranging from demo recordings in his garage studio to roots rock. Coming later this year is within songs. And coming in 2015 is a book/CD, Son Of A Golf Pro, which combines the story of his experiences of trying to make it as a professional golfer, with often hilarious songs about the sport. Golfer, gambler, musician. Is there anyone else like him? Tues 2 June, Prince Albert, 8pm

Event: Seventh Sense NonVerbal Speed Dating Cut the conversation and trust your deeper instincts. They use unique and fun group activities that encourage more authentic conversations. An effective way to meet a partner with whom you have real chemistry. Verano Lounge, Wed 27 May, 8pm, £15

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The Beautiful Cosmos of Ivor Cutler: Vanishing Point & National Theatre of Scotland, Theatre Royal Brighton, 14 May ★★★★★ Andrew Kay

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usician, poet, storyteller and cult figure, Ivor Cutler managed to captivate an improbable cross-section of audiences with his dour, witty and often bizarre musings. This magical production manages to capture all of that, the quiet, gentle humour of the man, the stubborn but understated self-belief, the subversive streak cloaked by the mask of eccentricity. More than anything though this clever creating reveals that Cutler was not an act, a fabrication merely put together for performance and to entertain. This was the man, his work a true expression of how he thought and how he lived, the fact that recognition never changed him – all this is made clear by a company of performers who bring to life his words and his songs. Sandy Grierson plays Cutler with extraordinary insight, vibrant and razor sharp at times, mellow and romantic, childlike and wise and finally debilitated and terribly sad. Long time girlfriend Phyllis King is perfectly captured by Elicia Daly, her delicacy and her poetry are all there but also her quiet strength. The band perform the songs with skillful respect, embroidering the originals perhaps but in a way that no doubt would have put a smile on Ivor’s face. This is a delightful theatrical tribute to a man who was a true one-off, surreal, philosophical, witty and totally entertaining. It keeps the legend alive and does it with reverence and with style.

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The Beta Males: Happenstance This slick professional and enjoyably silly sketch group have woven together a collection of sketches and characters that at first seem separate but as they unfold seamlessly dovetail and unfold into a full length narrative. Carefully avoiding cliché and mining original ideas from delightfully askew angles that offer a balance in feeling both mainstream appealing and also not in any way revisiting old territory – the four performers committed every step of the way.

Highlights included a game of ‘chicken’ with the audience, and a couple of cheap puerile punchlines didn’t sit with the quality of the rest of the show. All in all, a delight to have a fully formed top notch sketch show in our midst. The Warren: Main House, 16 May 2015 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

Handel required much from his singers, male, female or castrato. ‘Being Both’ demanded the whole range from Alice Coote, and as a vocal goddess she delivered, blusteringly martial, griefstricken, sublime. Her projection and diction are astonishingly clear, even when she was lying on her back in a bath! The gender confusions were sometimes baffling but never overwhelmed the beauty of the music or its performance. The vocal range, characterisation and stamina were phenomenal. Alice Coote can sing through anything. Harry Bicket and The English Concert collaborated in perfect style, whatever activity or distraction Susannah Waters’ complex and intriguing production presented. Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 14 May 2015 ★★★★★ Andrew Connal

Roisin Murphy The dark sweaty arch of Concorde 2 was the perfect setting to introduce Roisin Murphy’s clubland inspired latest album, ‘Hairless Toys’. Her disembodied voice emerged from backstage before she did, intoning the staccato verses of Royal T, a house jazz track from 2010, then there she is, Moloko’s former frontwoman, a gamine art school queen, dressed in Eighties’ inspired shimmering gold jumpsuit, one eye blacked out, and wearing an antler hat, one of many art-inspired outfits including a kimono seemingly made out of a duvet. Honest guv. It somehow worked. This album returns Murphy deep into clubland, delivering a soundtrack to nights you hope will never end, the highlight of which was a ten minute woozathon on the deep house track ‘Jealously’. Moloko fans weren’t left wanting more as she served up Familiar Feeling and Pure Pleasure Seeker in a jazz infused arrangement, before scooping the crowd up in a giddy dose of Italian melodrama with Non Credere from her Italian language EP. Concorde2, 13 May 2015 ★★★★★ Alison Swann

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TOP 20 Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 The Speak Flowers 2 The Speak It’ll be Fine 3 Holly Jane Hey You 4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 5 Altea Â· Scutty Lee Take Me Out 6 MAUVEpeople Into The Light 7 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 8 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (Style Man From Brighton) 9 Frankie Sling Humn 10 Alternate Function Under Attack 11 The Last Cry Rebekka 12 Cascades Run 13 Freudstein Sister Sleaze 14 Swarf Parlour Tricks 15 Chaos Borne The Moment 16 tenek Submission – Radio Edit 17 Cath O’Drae Mugged By The System 18 Mr resonate The road to 2012 Vol. 5 19 Lostaura Chevron 20 Izzy Beautiful

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TUESDAY 26 No Offence Channel 4, 9pm You’d expect no punches pulled in a cop comedy drama from the writer of Shameless, so it should come as little surprise this week when the latest scam on people in debt has less to do with high interest loans and more to do with selling kidneys on the black market. Hoo yeah! Plus there’s a breakthrough in the killer case.

Britain’s Got Talent Results ITV1, 9.30pm All this week you can catch the semi-finals of Britain’s got Talent. Those are the ones that Alesha, Simon, David and Amanda like best to put through, along with Ant and Dec looking like they could positively burst with excitement from the wings. Keep those fingers crossed for Brighton’s Lorraine Bowen!

Supernatural E4, 10pm Everybody knows the simplest way to get to anyone in a blood feud is through their kids. It’s why families in the hills won’t talk to each other for centuries (except via banjo telegraph). So it should be of little surprise when Abaddon does a blood spell to go back to 1723 Scotland to retrieve Crowley’s son Gavin. Och aye.

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Archie has an accident. Pete struggles with his jealousy. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Live Ant and Dec present the second live semi-final of Britain’s Got Talent as another nine acts compete to win the ultimate prize of £250,000 and a slot on the Royal Variety Performance. They perform in front of a studio audience and judges Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and David Walliams. It is then up to the viewers at home to choose which acts have what it takes to make it to the final. The act with the highest number of public votes automatically goes through to the live grand final. The two runner-up acts will then face the judges, who will pick their favourite to go through to the live shows. 9.00 Coronation Street Will Tracy wreak havoc on Steve’s wedding day? 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 On Assignment 11.15 The Big Fish Off Team captains Ali Hamidi and Dean Macey present the competitive angling show. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Ben’s suspicions about Jason grow. There’s trouble in paradise for love-struck teens Harry and Cleo. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It Property series in which Kirstie Allsop and Phil Spencer go head to head to persuade owners to sell their homes or give them a makeover. In Brixham, Northamptonshire, rugbyplaying Ian wants to move out of the property that he and wife Sarah bought together just two years ago. 9.00 No Offence See highlgihts. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as captain Sean Lock and Rhod Gilbert go up against rival captain Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Johnny Vegas is in Dictionary Corner, while Joey Essex ‘assists’ Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters. 11.00 Benefits Street Observational documentary series revealing the reality of life on benefits, as the residents of one of Britain’s most welfare-dependent streets invite cameras into their community. 12.00am Bear Grylls: Surviving The Island 12.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 1.50 Ginetta GT5 Challenge 2.20 Shameless 3.15 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.10 The Renovation Game 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Justice For Natalee Holloway (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Highlights of the documentary series following expert high-speed police chase teams. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 9.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring stir-crazy hamsters, tortoises with attitude problems, sweary parrots, Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, Hamlet the pet pig and Instagram star, Ash the cat who caused an internet sensation when his owner discovered that Ash’s nose works as a remote control for the bedside lamp, and much more. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark. 12.00am Benefits Britain: Big Families Special 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 The Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 FILM: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005) 11.15 Forever 12.15am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 2.00 Slum Survivors

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 9.00 FILM: We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011) 10.45 Twin Sisters: A World Apart 11.45 One-Hit Wonders At The BBC 12.45am The Secret History Of Our Streets 1.45 The Wonderful World Of Blood

1.45pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.55 Britain’s Got Talent Live 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.05 Celebrity Juice 11.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.30am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Inspector Morse

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Empire 10.00 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

11.05am A Place In The Sun 11.35 FILM: Winchester ‘73 (1950) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am SOS Titanic (1979) 1.05pm Warlords Of Atlantis (1978) 3.00 The Big Blockade (1942) 4.45 Aces High (1977) 6.55 Terminal Velocity (1994) 9.00 Safe House (2012) 11.15 The Ugly Truth (2009) 1.05am Principles Of Lust (2003) 3.25 Close

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WEDNESDAY 27 Supervet Channel 4, 8pm Looking after the ickle cutie cats and dogs. This is why YouTube is a hit. Vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team use pioneering techniques to help cure animals that would otherwise be seen as beyond saving. Cue awesome music. This week those who benefit include a staffie puppy born with his legs going in the wrong direction. Aw.

Sun Trap BBC1, 10.45pm We all love a lark, and a caper make sit doubly fun – so this story of an undercover reporter and his former mentor joining forces to solve mysteries on a Spanish island sounds like oodles of fun. Plus, it’ll get us in the holiday mood! Bonza! Lots of dressing up, over elaborate plans and Kayvan Novak’s talents.

Nashville E4, 10pm The songs are all true! Nashville folks’ lives are ever so complicated and plagued by tragedy, secrets and other things juicy plot writers adore. Rayna sets a wedding date, which reverberates through the lives of those she loves, and Juliette has a secret that could affect if she gets a major movie role. Drama!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 BollyHeat 9.30 VT Nation 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton HiLights (x2) 12.30pm Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Northern Cuisine 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick Out The Jams 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor (x2) 4.30 Darton High (x2) 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and thier cars. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave 10.00 Beyond The Grave 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Beyond The Grave 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Housing Enforcers 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 10.30 State Opening Of Parliament 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain’s busiest and most dangerous roads. 9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 SunTrap See higlhights. 11.15 FA Cup: The Road To Wembley The story of this season’s FA Cup, the oldest domestic club competition in world football, told through the eyes of famous football fans who endured the highs and lows of their teams’ cup runs. As well as showing how finalists Arsenal and Aston Villa booked their places at Wembley, there’s a look back at this season’s most memorable moments, including the upsets the competition is famed for. 11.45 FILM: Jagged Edge (1985) Starring Jeff Bridges, Glenn Close, Peter Coyote, Robert Loggia. Courtroom thriller. 1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 See Hear 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Saints And Scroungers 12.15pm Glorious Gardens From Above 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.15 Monty Don’s French Gardens 3.15 Elephant Diaries 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.40 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Beat the Brain. 7.00 A Cook Abroad Cooking show. 8.00 Springwatch Following the fortunes of a cast of unforgettable wildlife characters over the climax of the season. 9.00 Springwatch Unsprung Audience-led discussion and debate. Chris Packham is joined by urban birder David Lindo to talk wildlife in cities, TV vet Matt Brash takes questions about wildlife injuries and comedy legend Vic Reeves reveals his secret wildlife passions. 9.30 Modern Times Modern Times. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 The Detectives A three-part series that gets inside the mind of a new breed of detective, specially trained to investigate sex offences. The programmes show what it is like to tackle the crimes that carry the toughest sentences, yet the lowest conviction rates. This second episode in the series continues to follow the police investigation into Ray Teret, a Manchester DJ and friend of Jimmy Savile, accused of historic abuse against schoolgirls. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.50 Sign Zone: Portillo’s State Secrets 1.20 Sign Zone: Hunters Of The South Seas

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jai confronts Rachel about Archie’s accident. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Live Ant and Dec present the third live semifinal of Britain’s Got Talent as nine more acts compete to win the ultimate prize of £250,000 and a slot on the Royal Variety Performance. They perform in front of a studio audience and judges Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and David Walliams. It is then up to the viewers at home to choose which acts have what it takes to make it to the final. 9.00 Coronation Street Leanne is over the moon. Maddie discovers Jenny’s plan. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Come On Down! The Game Show Story Four-part series presented by Bradley Walsh which examines the history of the TV game show. 11.45 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland uncovering more of the hidden gems of one of the most beautiful parts of England. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Car S.O.S 10.25 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Satirical cartoon comedy. 6.30 Hollyoaks Porsche is terrified when she finds out Reenie is shortly to be released from prison, while Dr S’Avage’s meddling has devastating effects for Nico. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet See hioghlights. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode features four people suffering misfortune while doing what they love, including heartstopping helmet-cam footage of a motorbike accident. 10.00 The Job Centre Documentary series about the business of recruitment. The series follows larger-than-life boss Jane Vincent, who owns the Bradford recruitment agency Candelisa People. In this episode, the agency face a crisis as four temp workers fail to turn up to work for one of their biggest clients. 11.00 Bodyshockers: My Big Boob Hell Katie Piper talks to people who are hoping to reverse body modifications. 12.00am Music On 4: Street Sound And Style 12.25 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 One Born Every Minute USA 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.05 FILM: Cat Ballou (1965) 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Husband She Met Online (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. 8.00 Seconds From Death: World’s Scariest Near Misses Documentary capturing on camera some extraordinary near-death experiences. Nine skydivers and two pilots survive a mid-air collision when one of their planes explodes and they are left to freefall alongside fireballs. 9.00 Benefits Britain: Me & My 14 Kids Conclusion of a two-part documentary special about large families living on welfare. Tom and Stacey claim over £70,000 a year from the state to support themselves and their 14 children. With such a large family to manage, they run their household with military precision. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 12.00am The Hotel Inspector 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 The Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 9.00 Modern Family (x2) 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x5) 4.00am Stargate Atlantis

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FA Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 10.00 Murder In Successville 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.00am Murder In Successville 12.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 1.00 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 2.00 Slum Survivors

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Britain By Bike 8.30 Our World 9.00 The Real White Queen And Her Rivals 10.00 The Golden Age Of Canals 11.00 Inside The Medieval Mind 12.00am Tails You Win: The Science Of Chance 1.00 The Mystery Of Murder: A Horizon Guide

2.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.55 Britain’s Got Talent Live 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 FILM: Dante’s Peak (1997) 9.45 Mark Ronson: The Hot Desk 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

3.30pm Melissa And Joey 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

10.00am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 11.05 FILM: Oliver Twist (1948) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Elizabeth (1998) 11.30 24 Hours In A&E 12.35am Embarrassing Bodies 1.40 Grand Designs

11.00am Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 1.50pm Flash Gordon (1980) 4.10 Reach For The Sky (1956) 6.55 Sister Act (1992) 9.00 Warm Bodies (2013) 10.55 Psycho (1960) 1.10am Indecent Proposal (1993) 3.30 Close

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THURSDAY 28 Deep-Sea Mega Jaws Channel Five, 8pm If the beauty and mystique of the BBC’s ‘Shark’ series has captivated you, but you also fancy a spot of Godzilla-like mutant monsters fighting each other you just know Channel Five is on hand to deliver the goods. This documentary studies a mysterious super-predator that’s aggressive and massive. Boom.

The Hotel Inspector: Abroad Channel Five, 9pm Fancy some holiday tips whilst also watching failing hotels and guest houses from around the world pull thier socks up and buck up their ideas? Lady with a plan Alex Polizzi is on hand to deliver when she goes to Andalucia to help two sisters who sank their life savings into an eight-bedroom guest house.

FILM: Ghost Film4, 10.45pm Yes, there’s a memorable scene with a potter’s wheel that you might have difficulty taking seriously after all of the pastiches that followed, but there’s also a great rendition of ‘Henry The Eighth I Am I Am’, as well as an Oscar-winning turn from Whoopi Goldberg as funky medium Oda Mae. A weepy but a goody.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 VT Nation 8.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 9.00 Burn Up With Natalie 9.30 BollyHeat 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton HiLights (x2) 12.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Cook It 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Post Feature 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 DiTR Presents A showcase special from DiTR, a community music project made up of passionate musicians and people to help promote music in Brighton. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Live At The Latest: Forestears Forestears filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton in April 2015. 11.30 Brighton Frine 2015 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Latest News 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Post Feature 2.00 Albion Night 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Housing Enforcers 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Saints And Scroungers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Vincent finds himself torn between Kim and Ronnie, but who will he choose? Roxy reels from her sister’s actions. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News National and regional news bulletin from the BBC. 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations. 9.00 State Protected Killers Panorama. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Aberdeen. 11.45 This Week Andrew Neil presents a political review of the week. 12.30am Holiday Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Shark 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.15 Monty Don’s French Gardens 3.15 Elephant Diaries 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.40 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 A Cook Abroad Cooking show. 8.00 Springwatch Following the fortunes of a cast of unforgettable wildlife characters over the climax of the season. 9.00 The Game Cold War spy thriller. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry takes a quite interesting look at luck and loss. Jeremy Clarkson, Sandi Toksvig, Danny Baker and Alan Davies are the panel hoping to be fortunate enough to avoid failure. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 The Detectives Final part of a series that gets inside the mind of a new breed of detective, specially trained to investigate sex offences. This features the final part of the investigation into Ray Teret, a Manchester DJ and friend of Jimmy Savile, charged with a string of historic sexual offences against 17 women. During Teret’s eight-week trial, it follows detectives Rod and Carol through the last chapter of their investigation. 12.15am Sign Zone: Wellington: The Iron Duke Unmasked 1.15 Sign Zone: Modern Times: For Richer, For Poorer

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa worries that Kirin will learn the truth. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Live Ant and Dec present the fourth live semifinal of Britain’s Got Talent as nine more acts compete to win the ultimate prize of £250,000 and a slot on the Royal Variety Performance. They perform in front of a studio audience and judges Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and David Walliams. It is then up to the viewers at home to choose which acts have what it takes to make it to the final. The act with the highest number of public votes automatically goes through to the live grand final. 9.00 Coronation Street Tracy’s revenge turns into a nightmare. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 The Last Word Phil Hornby talks to leading politicians about political developments since the general election. 11.10 Britain’s Secret Homes Michael Buerk and Bettany Hughes present a new five-part series which reveals the remarkable and compelling stories of the people and houses that have changed the history of Britain and the world. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Celine takes drastic action to save her family from falling apart. Esther’s feelings for Kim are put to the test. An unlikely pair of villagers shares a passionate kiss. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Born Naughty? Series in which family GP Dr Dawn Harper and consultant paediatrician Dr Ravi Jayaram help children with behavioural problems. 9.00 Inside Jaguar: Making A Million Pound Car Classic car fanatic Mark Evans follows the creation of what is arguably the world’s most exclusive car, with a price tag of more than £1 million. Known as the Lightweight, it is an exact recreation of the racing version of the iconic Jaguar E-Type, and six super-rich individuals have been specially chosen to own one. 10.00 FILM: Seven Psychopaths (2012) Starring Sam Rockwell, Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken. Tonguein-cheek crime drama about a smalltime crook whose dognapping operation lands him and his friends in all kinds of trouble. 12.10am The Night Bus 1.05 The Job Centre 2.00 Damned Designs: Don’t Demolish My Home 2.55 Grayson Perry’s Dream House 3.55 Unreported World 4.20 Food Unwrapped 4.45 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Beyond The Blackboard (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In Colour Documentary telling the full story of World War II with the aid of rare and unseen archive footage, recently released official documents and modern techniques of colouring and satellite mapping. After the retreat from Dunkirk, Churchill rallied Britain in its darkest hour. Hitler was only just across the channel, but he reckoned without our supreme strategist, the might of the navy and the manoeuvrability of the air force. 8.00 Deep-Sea Mega Jaws See highlights. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector: Abroad See highlights. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Mysteries Of The Bible: Mary Magdalene 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Kings And Queens Of Speech 9.00 Glee 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x5) 4.00am Stargate Atlantis

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Family Guy 11.15 American Dad! 11.35 Family Guy 12.00am Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 12.30 Murder In Successville 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 2.00 Slum Survivors 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Pompeii: Life And Death In A Roman Town 9.00 Castles: Britain’s Fortified History 10.00 Wild Arabia 11.00 The Golden Age Of The Coach 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.40 Art Of China 1.40 The Last Explorers 2.40 Castles: Britain’s Fortified History

1.45pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.55 Britain’s Got Talent Live 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2)

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.00 Gogglebox 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Empire 1.00 The Inbetweeners

11.05am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.20 FILM: Storm Over The Nile (1955) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Inside Rolls-Royce 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am The Gift Horse (1952) 1.05pm Comanche Station (1960) 2.35 The Desert Rats (1953) 4.20 The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 6.45 Rat Race (2001) 9.00 Bullet To The Head (2012) 10.45 Ghost (1990). See highlights. 1.15am Red Sorghum (1987) 3.10 Close

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FRIDAY 29 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites BBC2, 8pm Yes, by golly, it’s practically Summer! It’s June next week, which means that it’s the perfect time to dust off those cake tins and take a leaf out of Mary’s book and start prepping for those picnics and delicious al fresco dinner parties. Meatballs, lemon cake, salmon potato salad. Yum!

Big Brother Timebomb: Live Eviction Channel Five, 9pm Lordy! The passive aggression mixed with full-on blatant aggression that comes out of those nominations is a sight to behold. And you thought school days were the height of insecure manipulation! Watch as one person feels the worst ever and then the best ever as they leave.

Anzac Girls More4, 9pm This period drama based on the true story of a group of Australian and New Zealand nurses serving near the battlefields of Gallipoli and the Western Front in Europe during World War I is rather good. Not least for Hilda, who discovers an aptitude for anaesthetic. How exactly does one stumble upon that?

¸ terrestrial v 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 VT Nation 8.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 9.00 Burn Up With Natalie 9.30 BollyHeat 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Northern Cuisine 1.00 CaribAsian Cookery 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick OutThe Jams 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Noise Floor 4.30 Darton High (x2) 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debate! 8.30 Latest News 9.00 Bloody Mary Hit internet horror satire. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 On The Verge 2.00 Bloody Mary 2.30 Latest News 3.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Housing Enforcers 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Saints And Scroungers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ronnie is back in Albert Square, and it doesn’t take long for secrets to resurface. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Room 101 Frank Skinner referees three celebrities as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to Room 101. 8.30 The Vicar Of Dibley Ecclesiastical sitcom about the unconventional Rev Geraldine Granger. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by Andy Hamilton and Sara Pascoe. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are Melissa McCarthy and Jude Law, starring together in new comedy movie Spy. 11.25 SunTrap Crime comedy. 11.55 FILM: City Slickers II: The Legend Of Curly’s Gold (1994) Starring Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Jack Palance. Comic western sequel. 1.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 The Great British Garden Watch 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.15 Monty Don’s French Gardens 3.15 Elephant Diaries 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.40 Just Good Friends 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Beat the Brain. 7.00 A Cook Abroad Cooking show. 8.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites See highlights. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. With the hanging basket season well and truly underway, Joe Swift meets a florist in Surrey who has perfected the art of kokedama - a modern take on the hanging basket. Houseplants come under the spotlight too, as the programme pays a visit to South Africa to learn more about the ever popular Cape primrose. 9.00 Britain’s Greatest Generation Documentary series that tells the stories of the extraordinary last survivors of the generation who fought or lived through World War II. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show presented by Clare Balding. Guests include rugby great Jason Robinson. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.05 Later... With Jools Holland Jools Holland’s iconic music programme, featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.10am FILM: Soulboy (2010) 1.25 Sign Zone: Question Time 2.25 Sign Zone: Wastemen

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Victoria learns of Adam’s betrayal. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Live Ant and Dec present the last live semifinal of Britain’s Got Talent as the final remaining nine acts compete to win the ultimate prize of £250,000 and a slot on the Royal Variety Performance. They perform in front of a studio audience and judges Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and David Walliams. It is then up to the viewers at home to choose which acts have what it takes to make it to the final. The act with the highest number of public votes automatically goes through to the live grand final. The two runner-up acts will then face the judges, who will pick their favourite to go through to the live shows. 9.00 Coronation Street 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 FILM: Miami Vice (2006) Starring Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Li Gong, Naomie Harris, Ciaran Hinds, Justin Theroux. Glossy update of the 1980s crime series. Florida detectives Crockett and Tubbs are drafted in to help with an FBI investigation into a Cuban-Chinese narcotics cartel. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Car S.O.S 10.25 Come Dine With Me 10.55 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Louis is suspicious Simone is resorting back to her old ways. Can he turn things around before it’s too late? Grace is furious when Trevor’s past returns to Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Sci-fi drama series set in the Marvel superhero universe. As tensions rise between S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Inhumans, Skye finds herself torn between the groups. Coulson reveals a secret. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson plus Susie Dent and Rachel Riley. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan is joined on the sofa by RuPaul. Music is from Maroon 5. 11.05 Virtually Famous Comedy panel show hosted by Glee star Kevin McHale, which celebrates the weird and wonderful online sensations that have got millions talking and sharing. 11.50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US police sitcom. 12.15am FILM: Notorious (2009) 2.20 The Hotel 3.15 One Born Every Minute USA 4.05 Four Rooms US 4.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: Death In Paradise (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the first day’s play in the second 8.00 Apocalypse Code: The Bible Prediction Documentary. The news is full of tsunamis, earthquakes, war and disaster, but are these the ‘End Days’ prophesied in the Bible? Is the Apocalypse really at hand? Some say yes - not just clergymen, but also politicians, Biblical scholars, computer scientists and businessmen. This programme explores the prophecies of Armageddon and compares them to newly uncovered scientific facts. 9.00 Big Brother Timebomb: Live Eviction See highlights. 10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark. 11.30 Big Brother Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming from the house. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother Timebomb: Live Eviction 4.20 Criminals: Caught On Camera 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x6) 5.00am Stargate Atlantis

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 Family Guy 10.15 EastEnders 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! 11.50 Family Guy 12.10am FA Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 2.10 Murder In Successville 2.40 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 3.10 Live At The Apollo

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Nina Simone And Me With Laura Mvula 8.00 Wynton Marsalis Plays Blue Note: Jazz At Lincoln Center Orchestra 9.00 When Pop Ruled My Life: The Fans’ Story 10.00 I’m In A Boy Band 11.00 Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars 12.30am When Pop Ruled My Life

1.45pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.55 Britain’s Got Talent Live 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.50am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am FILM: Steptoe And Son Ride Again (1973)

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: True Lies (1994) 11.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.55am Rude Tube 2.00 Tattoos After Dark

11.05am River Cottage Bites 11.15 FILM: Gambit (1966) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Anzac Girls. See highlighs. 10.20 24 Hours In A&E 11.25 Sex Toy Stories 12.30am Grand Designs

11.00am Laughter In Paradise (1951) 12.55pm Escape To Victory (1981) 3.15 Carry On Dick (1974) 5.05 The 300 Spartans (1962) 7.25 The Animal (2001) 9.00 East Is East (1999) 10.55 Evil Dead (2013) 12.45am Cloverfield (2008) 2.20 Straightheads (2007) 4.00 Close

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SATURDAY 30 The Magic Show Story ITV1, 6.30pm From “Abracadabra” to “Izzy Wizzy Let’s Get Busy”, all the way via “Just like that!”, magic’s been around for a while! Magician Stephen Mulhern presents this celebration of 60 years of magic shows, from the early days of TV to the razzle dazzle of David Blaine and Dynamo. Recreating tricks and paying dues en route.

Inside Jaguar: Making A Million Pound Car Channel 4, 7pm Think you love cars? you know nothing if you’re not prepared to spend over £1 million (cue pinky finger to corner of mouth) on the world’s most exclusive car. Mind you, not a lot of us have that much dosh. Classic car fan Mark Evans sees the car created and hunts down its six chosen owners.

Galapagos With David Attenborough Sky1, 3pm What better way to spend a Saturday afternoon than looking at amazing creatures, wandering across an amazing landscape, narrated by an amazing man? It’s all a bit top notch, really. David Attenborough returns to his favourite place on the planet to look at how it’s changed.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Floor (x2) 7.00 Albion Nights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00pm DiTR 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 VT Nation 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine 6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV’s first broadcast series. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV’s first broadcast series. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton’s first and foremost local music entertainment show, plugged into the news gossip and live scene on the South Coast. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films by Jamie Sims, Bebe Bentley and others. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Brighton Album Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 FilmFest on TV:5.30 Under The Radar

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7.50 BBC News 8.00 South East Today 8.05 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the quiz in which two teams of strangers play against each other to complete a series of lists and win up to £100,000. 8.55 Casualty Lily helps a mother and daughter escape a difficult situation. Charlie struggles with what happened in Romania. 9.45 The John Bishop Show Comedy entertainment series hosted by award-winning comedian John Bishop, coming each week from the Hackney Empire. Joining John on stage is Trevor Noah from South Africa, James Acaster, and Felicity Ward from Australia. As a special treat John also creates some beautiful music with Beardyman. 10.30 BBC News 10.50 Match Of The Day: FA Cup Final Highlights Highlights of the FA Cup final between Arsenal and Aston Villa at Wembley. 11.25 FILM: Shanghai Noon (2000) Starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Lucy Liu, Brandon Merrill, Roger Yuan, Xander Berkeley. Comedy western cum martial arts caper in which the Chinese emperor’s clumsy guard embarks on a mission to rescue a kidnapped princess. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

6.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 6.30 Britain’s Greatest Generation Documentary. This final episode of Britain’s Greatest Generation follows the lives of some of the servicemen and women of the Second World War across seventy years of British history, from 1945 to the present day. 7.30 Edwardian Farm Archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn and historian Ruth Goodman attempt to bring Morwellham Quay in Devon back to life as it was in its Edwardian heyday. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom. 9.00 FILM: Quartet (2012) Starring Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay, Billy Connolly, Pauline Collins. Ensemble comedy drama. An opera star arrives at a performers’ retirement home amidst fraught preparations for a fundraising concert. Her presence adds to the tension, but it also offers an opportunity. 10.35 The Many Faces Of Dame Judi Dench Documentary tracing the career of Dame Judi Dench using excerpts from performances and interviews with friends and colleagues. 11.35 FILM: The Shipping News (2001) Starring Kevin Spacey, Julianne Moore, Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett. Moving drama. 1.20am FILM: Comfort And Joy (1984)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 The Box 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Gary Lineker On The Road To FA Cup Glory 2.05 TOTP2: FA Cup 2.30 Pointless Celebrities 3.25 FA Cup: The Road To Wembley 3.55 MOTD Live: FA Cup Final Buildup 5.15 MOTD Live: Arsenal v Aston Villa

6.05am FILM: Battle Cry (1955) 8.30 FA Cup Rewind - Classic Finals 9.30 MOTD Kickabout 10.00 FA Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 12.00pm Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 1.00 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 1.10 Reputations 2.10 Living Famously 3.10 FILM: Rear Window (1954) 5.00 Flog It!

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Nerds & Monsters 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 Doc Martin 1.40 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 2.40 FILM: Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002) 5.40 You’ve Been Framed! 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 The Magic Show Story See highlights. 7.30 Ninja Warrior UK Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara host the final, as competitors from all over the country take on TV’s toughest obstacle course. Who will rise to the challenge, conquer Mount Midoriyama and be crowned the UK’s first Ninja Warrior? 8.30 FILM: The Amazing SpiderMan (2012) Starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen. American superhero film. Peter Parker finds a clue that might help him understand why his parents disappeared when he was young. His path puts him on a collision course with Dr Curt Connors, his father’s former partner. 11.10 ITV News; Weather 11.25 FILM: TT: Closer To The Edge (2011) Starring Ian Hutchinton, Keith Amor, John McGuiness, Michael Dunlop and Guy Martin. Documentary feature film following each stage of the famous Isle of Man TT races, and the riders who must risk their lives to win. Riders featured include Guy Martin, John McGuinness, Conor Cummins and Ian Hutchinson. Narrated by Jared Leto. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Transvulcania Ultra Marathon 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.25 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 FILM: Pride And Prejudice (2005) 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Inside Jaguar: Making A Million Pound Car See highlights. 8.00 Walking Through History Tony Robinson goes on another walk through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes in search of the richest stories from our past. Tony visits Liverpool and Lancashire for a towpath exploration of grand industrial engineering along the majestic Leeds and Liverpool Canal. Setting off from Liverpool, he takes a three-day walk inland to Wigan, tracing the story of the canal’s chaotic construction and its dramatic impact on the development of Lancashire. 9.00 FILM: The Woman In Black (2012) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Janet McTeer, Ciaran Hinds, Misha Handley, Jessica Raine, Roger Allam, Sophie Stuckey, Indira Ainger, Lucy May Barker. Gothic horror. A young Edwardian lawyer travels to a remote village where he discovers the vengeful ghost of a scorned woman is terrorising the locals. 10.55 FILM: The X Files: I Want To Believe (2008) Starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Billy Connolly, Amanda Peet. Sci-fi thriller. 1.00am Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes 1.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.05 Grand Designs Australia 5.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Olly The Little White Van 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.40 Milkshake! Monkey 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Chinese Food In Minutes 10.50 The Hotel Inspector: Abroad 11.50 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.45pm FILM: Corrina, Corrina (1994) 3.00 Columbo: Murder, Smoke And Shadows 5.05 Columbo: Dagger Of The Mind 6.50 5 News Weekend 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of day two of the second Test between England and New Zealand at Headingley. Commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 8.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring stir-crazy hamsters, tortoises with attitude problems, sweary parrots, Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, Hamlet the pet pig and Instagram star, Ash the cat who caused an internet sensation when his owner discovered that Ash’s nose works as a remote control for the bedside lamp, and much more. 9.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments 2014 This programme takes a light-hearted look at the most outlandish and outrageous behaviour by the rich and famous this year, featuring meltdowns, break-ups, booze-ups and punch-up. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: Timebomb 4.00 Furious & Funny: Caught On Camera 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm

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10.00am Soccer AM 12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Galapagos With David Attenborough. See highlights. 4.00 Modern Family 7.30 The Simpsons 9.00 A Touch Of Cloth III 11.00 Hawaii Five0 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FA Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 10.00 Happy Valley 11.00 Family Guy (x6) 1.15am Murder In Successville 1.45 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 2.15 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 3.15 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.45 In Deep

7.00pm Blue Note: A Story Of Modern Jazz 8.30 Jazz 625 9.00 1864 10.00 1864 11.00 Kenny Rogers: Cards On The Table 12.00am Country Queens At The BBC 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.40 Bullseyes And Beer: When Darts Hit Britain - Timeshift 2.40 The Golden Age Of Coach Travel

11.55am FILM: The Little Vampire (2000) 1.50pm Mr Bean (x2) 2.55 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 Britain’s Got Talent Live 4.55 Britain’s Got Talent Results 5.25 FILM: Jurassic Park (1993) 8.00 FILM: Something Borrowed (2011) 10.15 FILM: Troy (2004) 1.25am The Keith Lemon Sketch Show

6.00am Judge Judy (x2) 6.40 Wycliffe 7.45 Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.55 Lewis 12.05pm FILM: Housesitter (1992) 2.10 Wycliffe 3.15 Columbo: Double Exposure 4.50 Lewis 6.55 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 11.40 Wire In The Blood 12.45am Ghostboat

11.00am New Girl (x2) 12.00pm Melissa And Joey (x2) 1.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 FILM: 17 Again (2009) 5.00 Made In Chelsea 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Haywire (2011) 10.50 Gogglebox (x2) 12.55am The Big Bang Theory (x3) 2.25 2 Broke Girls

8.55am Time Team (x2) 11.05 FILM: Toys (1992) 1.30pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 Building The Dream 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 It Was Alright In The 1970s 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Marmaduke (2010) 1.00pm Home Alone 3 (1997) 3.05 Ice Age (2002) 4.40 Mirror Mirror (2012) 6.50 Mission: Impossible (1996) 9.00 Star Trek (2009) 11.30 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) 1.20am No Country For Old Men (2007) 3.45 Close

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SUNDAY 31 Britain’s Got Talent Final ITV1, 7.30pm After week’s of auditions, laughs, tears – no, clearly you just had that thing in your eye for a moment, it had nothing to do with the back story, but it was her GRANDMA! – and general entertainment, the final is here. It’s ten acts but one lucky winner of a Royal Variety Performance slot and £250,000. Tension time.

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell BBC1, 9pm If you’re doing magic and the country’s at war, you’ve got to be a bit careful with what you promise. So discovers Jonathan Strange as he accesses ancient and troubling magic fighting the Napoleonic armies. Mr Norrell has his own battles keeping his secrets hidden from Arabella.

BB King: The Life Of Riley BBC4, 11pm Sadly recently passed away, but the blues icon is remembered in this documentary in which he opens his heart and tells his story of how an oppressed and orphaned young man came to be one of the most influential musicians of a century. Mixing archives, interviews, and the help of the BB King museum.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers (x2) 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Family, Faith And Fun 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 VT Nation 12.00pm Land Rovers Live 12.30 Growing Concerns 1.00 Brighton HiLights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 VT Nation 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News 6.30 VT Nation Magazine show highlighting funny and amazing stories from around the UK. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Land Rovers Live Adventures, stories and enthusiasts following one of the world’s most iconic vehicles both old and new. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Brighton Album Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Land Rovers Live 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.30 FilmFest on TV 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 8.25 Match Of The Day: FA Cup Final Highlights 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 VE Day 70: A Party To Remember 3.10 Homes Under The Hammer 3.40 Flog It! 4.25 Escape To The Country 4.55 Points Of View 5.10 Songs Of Praise 5.45 Pointless Celebrities 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile visits the Channel Islands, where Matt Baker explores the legacy left on Jersey by naturalist Gerald Durrell. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow visits Ashton Court in Bristol, where intriguing finds include a nautilus shell engraved with Brunel’s suspension bridge, an automaton that smokes and, the newest item the team have ever seen, a piece of Banksy graffiti. The latter was discovered in a doorway close to a local youth club. Pictures specialist Rupert Maas offers his thoughts on the murky world of authenticating illegal graffiti and an artist whose identity is a wellkept secret. 9.00 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Danny Bhoy introduces Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson. 11.15 FILM: Buried (2010) Starring Ryan Reynolds, Erik Palladino, Robert Paterson, Jose Luis Garcia Perez. Thriller about an American truck driver in Iraq who is kidnapped and buried alive. 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 6.30 FA Cup Rewind - Classic Finals 7.30 Countryfile 8.30 Gardeners’ World 9.00 The Beechgrove Garden 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 11.30 Rowing: European Championships Poland 1.50pm Athletics: Diamond League Eugene Highlights 2.50 Triathlon: World Series - London

6.00 Hotel India Documentary series going behind the scenes of India’s oldest and most famous hotel, the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel in Mumbai. 7.00 A Very British Airline Looking behind the scenes of British Airways. 8.00 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew Documentary series that goes behind the safety cordon to explore the explosive world of demolition. 9.00 Armada: 12 Days To Save England Three-part drama documentary series. Anita Dobson stars as Elizabeth I, and Dan Snow takes to the sea to tell the story of how England came within a whisker of disaster in summer 1588. 10.00 Rev. Sitcom about a vicar. Adam’s wife Alex gives birth to their daughter in dramatic circumstances. How will Adam cope with parenthood on top of his small but demanding congregation? 10.30 Sir Stanley Matthews: The Wizard Of Wembley Sir Bobby Charlton and Gordon Banks pay tribute to Sir Stanley Matthews with a look back at the famous 1953 FA Cup final between Blackpoool and Bolton Wanderers.. 11.00 FILM: Frost/Nixon (2008) Starring Frank Langella, Michael Sheen, Matthew Macfadyen. The story behind one of the most unforgettable moments in TV history. 12.55am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Judge Rinder 10.25 Judge Rinder 11.25 Judge Rinder 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The Unforgettable Frankie Howerd 1.10 FILM: Junior (1994) 3.15 Midsomer Murders 5.15 Ninja Warrior UK 6.15 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.40 Celebrity Squares Warwick Davis hosts the classic comedy game show. Two contestants play a giant version of noughts and crosses, with celebrity guests helping them to play for up to £25,000. Today, Warwick is joined by Jimmy Carr, Tracy-Ann Oberman, Matt Forde, Sarah-Jane Crawford, Marek Larwood, Joe Swash and Kerry Godliman alongside resident comedians Tim Vine and Joe Wilkinson. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Final See highlights. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Nation’s Favourite Queen Song As ITV reveals the results of an exclusive poll to find the Nation’s Favourite Queen Song, this programme tells the stories behind the band’s greatest hits. Which one will be the winner? We Are the Champions, Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Don’t Stop Me Now, Bohemian Rhapsody, I Want To Break Free, We Will Rock You - or some other classic? 11.40 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Final Mark DurdenSmith and David Flatman present action from the 2014/15 Aviva Premiership Final. 12.30am The Store 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 Caterham Motorsport 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.35 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 FILM: The Tooth Fairy (2010) 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Speed With Guy Martin Series in which motorcycle racer and lorry mechanic Guy Martin explores the boundaries of speed. 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. Philip and Ant Anstead go on a 100 mile road trip from Bristol to the Devonshire coast in a VW camper van. They catch up with Joey Corser, who first fell in love with the Citroen 2CV when she was just 12 and has seven of these air-cooled icons tucked away in her backyard. 9.00 FILM: Shutter Island (2010) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Williams, Max von Sydow. Psychological thriller about a US Marshall who begins to question his own sanity while investigating the mysterious disappearance of a patient from an isolated asylum. 11.40 FILM: Fracture (2007) Starring Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, Embeth Davidtz. Courtroom thriller showcasing a heated battle of wits between an arrogant young prosecutor and a wily engineer. 1.40am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.35 Come Dine With Me 3.00 Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.40 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Olly The Little White Van 8.20 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.45 Ultimate Police Interceptors 11.45 Ultimate Police Interceptors 12.45pm Ultimate Police Interceptors 1.45 FILM: See Spot Run (2001) 3.40 FILM: Land Of The Lost (2009) 5.25 FILM: Disney’s Robin Hood (1973) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the third day’s play in the second Test. 8.00 FILM: Joe Kidd (1972) Starring Clint Eastwood, Robert Duvall, John Saxon, Don Stroud, Stella Garcia and James Wainwright. Old-fashioned western in which a bounty hunter joins a posse hunting a band of aggrieved Mexican Americans fighting for their land in turn-of-thecentury New Mexico. 9.50 5 News Weekend 10.00 Big Brother Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 FILM: In Time (2011) Starring Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy, Olivia Wilde, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Vincent Kartheiser. Sci-fi thriller set in a dystopian future future where genetically engineered people have one year left to live after they reach the age of 25. Time has become transferable currency, with the poor forced to work, eg, borrow and steal to accrue enough minutes to make it through to the next day. 1.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Gotham: Season Finale 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Glee 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm The Flash 1.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 2.00 The Real A&E (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 The Simpsons (x6) 8.00 Kings And Queens Of Speech 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Ascension (x2) 12.00am Road Wars (x3) 3.00 UK Border Force

7.00pm Top Gear 8.05 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Leave To Remain (2013) 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! 11.35 Family Guy 12.00am Murder In Successville 12.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment

7.00pm Benjamin Britten On Camera 8.00 Nature’s Great Events 9.00 Nature’s Great Events 10.00 Metamorphosis: The Science Of Change 11.00 BB King: The Life Of Riley. See highlights. 12.40am When Pop Ruled My Life: The Fans’ Story 1.40 I’m In A Boy Band 2.40 Jazz Divas Gold

1.10pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 1.50 FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 3.35 FILM: Cats And Dogs (2001) 5.20 FILM: Freaky Friday (2003) 7.25 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Final 11.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 1.10am Crazy Beaches 1.35 Viral Tap 2.10 Teleshopping

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 Judge Judy 6.45 FILM: Housesitter (1992) 8.50 Heartbeat 9.50 Heartbeat 10.50 Columbo: Double Exposure 12.25pm Inspector Morse 2.40 FILM: The Nun’s Story (1959) 5.40 Inspector Morse 8.00 Lewis 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.10am FILM: The Pianist (2002) 2.50 Ghostboat

9.30am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Made In Chelsea 1.00 New Girl (x2) 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 FILM: Clueless (1995) 6.55 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x3) 1.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

11.00am Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 12.05pm Food Unwrapped (x3) 1.40 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x2) 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.00 Car S.O.S

11.00am Warlords Of Atlantis (1978) 1.00pm First Daughter (2004) 3.10 A Monster In Paris (2011) 5.05 The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 6.55 Terminal Velocity (1994) 9.00 Byzantium (2012) 11.20 Shell (2012) 1.10am The General’s Daughter (1999) 3.35 Close

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MONDAY 1 Gadget Man Channel 4, 8.30pm Gotta love pushing buttons. Even ringo Starr in ‘The Yellow submarine’ was a “born buttonpusher, me”. It’s the best. And Richard Ayoade has all the whizziest and buzziest buttons coming to him under the guise of researching exercise gadgets with Steve Jones. Yeah, because they’re going jogging together!

Vicious ITV1, 9pm The sitcom starring knights of the realm as an elderly gay couple surrounded by their equally catty and affectionately moth-eaten friends is back for a second series. Violet’s in a state as her wealthy sister is coming to town and she hasn’t seen her for years. Time for a round of Let’s Pretend Violet’s Loaded Too!

Where Am I Sleeping Tonight? BBC3, 9pm Martin Read was 16 when he found himself living on the streets. Since then he’s suffered mental health issues, been in prison, and is now a film director. This is his first film, looking at the hidden homeless – under 25, in tents, on sofas, in caves, but mostly unseen and unregistered.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 BollyHeat 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Cook It 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland givesviewers a fitness workout. 7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Jospeh Gunn. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills aannd fun how to cookery programme to help you prepare really tasty, simple fresh food from good value produce for yourself, friends and family. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world.International Chef Exchange does Maastricht in The Netherlands and Drakes Restaurant in Brighton. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Post Feature 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Housing Enforcers 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together Tasty, tasty, very very tasty. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Sharon and Phil go head to head, but who will come out on top? 8.30 Panorama Panorama. 9.00 Rome’s Invisible City Alexander Armstrong, with the help of a team of experts using the latest in 3D scanning technology, explores the hidden underground treasures that made Rome the powerhouse of the ancient world. In his favourite city, he uncovers a lost subterranean world that helped build and run the world’s first metropolis and its empire. From the secret underground world of the Colosseum to the aqueducts and sewers that supplied and cleansed it. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by Gary Lineker, Andy Hamilton and Sara Pascoe. 11.25 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.15 Wanted In Paradise 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Athletics: Diamond League Eugene Highlights 2.45 The Secret Life Of Elephants 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Yes, Minister 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain John Craven hosts the quiz. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip It’s the start of a new road trip as antiques experts Philip Serrell and Christina Trevanion hit the road. 8.00 Springwatch 2015 It’s week two for the Springwatch team at RSPB Minsmere in Suffolk. 9.00 Outbreak: The Truth About Ebola The inside story of how and why the worst Ebola outbreak in history wasn’t stopped before it was too late. Award-winning filmmaker Dan Edge traces the roots of the outbreak back to the jungles of Guinea and tracks down key witnesses and survivors responsible for its spread across West Africa. 10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Sean’s former writing partner Tim will not go away. According to Sean and Beverly’s agent, Tim has a strong legal claim. And he may be demanding more than just money. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Armada: 12 Days To Save England Three-part drama documentary series. 12.20am Sign Zone: Watchdog 1.20 Sign Zone: Britain’s Greatest Generation 4.00 Rock Types At Great Heights 4.50 Deadly Dilemmas 5.20 In My Shoes: China

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jai makes a declaration to Leyla. 7.30 Coronation Street Andy tries to avoid a photo finish. Will Jenny finally make her getaway? 8.00 Johnny Kingdom’s Wild Exmoor Johnny Kingdom watches the wildlife and meets the people of his native Exmoor through the seasons of the year. 8.30 Coronation Street Michael learns the shocking truth. Will Kevin unwittingly agree to Jack’s kidnapping? Mary suspects Dev has had his head turned. 9.00 Vicious See highlights. 9.30 Off Their Rockers: Blue Badge Special First of two spin-off specials from the hidden camera comedy show, this time featuring a cast of actors with a disability playing pranks on the general public. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Carry On Forever Three-part series, narrated by Martin Clunes, telling the story of the best-loved brand in British film comedy history. 11.40 FILM: Carry On Cruising (1962) Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Connor, Liz Fraser, Dilys Laye and Lance Percival. British comedy with the Carry On crew. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Louis is suspicious Simone is resorting back to her old ways. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Trains: Are You Paying Too Much?: Channel 4 Dispatches Investigative journalism series. This programme goes undercover inside one of Britain’s biggest rail operators to discover how they and other train companies treat their customers. 8.30 Gadget Man See highlights. 9.00 Benefits Street Observational documentary series revealing the reality of life on benefits, as the residents of one of Britain’s most welfare-dependent streets invite cameras into their community. 10.00 Man Down Sitcom, written by and starring Greg Davies. After a chance meeting, Dan goes on a date. What could possibly go wrong on a simple trip to a restaurant and a local nightclub? 10.35 My Tattoo Addiction There are over an estimated 20 million tattoos in Britain and full arm, leg, chest, back and even head tattoos are now more popular than ever. 11.35 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.35am Shooting Gallery 1.00 One Born Every Minute USA 1.55 Supersize Vs Superskinny 2.50 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.45 The Renovation Game 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Amish Grace (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac and VJ are overjoyed when Leah wakes up, but Zac feels guilty that he was just about to give up on the pair of them. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fourth day’s play in the second Test between England and New Zealand at Headingley. 8.00 Furious & Funny: Caught On Camera Reality clip series. 9.00 Inside Manchester’s Midland Hotel Documentary series. The Midland Hotel in Manchester is arguably the grandest hotel in the North of England. At its heart are the staff who work tirelessly to keep it running. A loyal brigade of men and women, many have worked at the hotel for years, some even across generations. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bigger Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 12.30am Jackass 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Dog Rescuers 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x4) 10.00 Glee 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Where Am I Sleeping Tonight?. See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Where Am I Sleeping Tonight? 1.30 Murder In Successville

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Inside The Medieval Mind 9.00 The Last Journey Of The Magna Carta King 10.00 The Nation’s Railway: The Golden Age Of British Rail Timeshift 11.00 The Last Explorers 12.00am Pompeii: Life And Death In A Roman Town

12.40pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Unleashed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Fake Reaction

9.25am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.15am Inspector Morse

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Revenge 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Rude Tube 12.55am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

11.35am FILM: The Virgin Queen (1955) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies: 36Stone Woman 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am The Long Gray Line (1955) 1.45pm Aces High (1977) 3.55 Comanche Station (1960) 5.25 None Shall Escape (1944) 7.05 Millions (2004) 9.00 Insidious (2010) 11.05 Safe House (2012) 1.20am Changing Lanes (2001) 3.25 Close