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The Happy Mondays fell apart in 1992, leaving most observers to assume that it was the end for Shaun Ryder, as he struggled to recover from his numerous drug addictions. No one could have ever predicted that three years later, he would return to the top of the charts. Concorde2, 27 June 2015, £24, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk

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Mark asks the question: If the ramblers of the 1930's were here now what would they do to open up the cities? How do we turn the skyscrapers and corporate squares into our playgrounds? The Old Market, 16 September 2015, £15/13, 01273 201 801, theoldmarket.com

WE’VE MOVED HOUSE! Dear readers and advertisers, after 14 very happy years here in New England House, the city’s friendliest creative hub, we are moving on to new premises. With the expansion of our business into television we have decided that all the parts of our Latest Media organisation will be better served by being together in one location. That will be at our centrally positioned TV Studio and venue. Our new address is: Latest 14 - 17 Manchester Street Brighton BN2 1TF Our phone number is the same: 01273 818150 Thank you all for your on-going support – we will be delighted to continue working with you and for you for many years to come.

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2 – 8 JUNE

’m running out of shoes. Not imminently, but in the last month I’ve had to throw away three pairs, and I didn’t have that many to start off with! It’s been the rain and the wear and the shoes generally reaching the end of their natural lifetimes as I charge around town seeing shows, meeting friends and generally make the most of living in this delightfully demanding city. I’ve always had a bit of a difficult time of it with shoes. I’m not one of those women who naturally collects footwear and takes joy and delight in going out shoe-shopping. To be honest, I’ve never had the chance. At over six feet tall in my stocking’d feet my footsies are larger than your average lady’s. Well they’d have to be. If they were dainty I’d fall over. It’d be like watching a pin trying to balance on it’s end. So with these great big plates of meat being a size 11 (believe it!) the shoes that I’ve acquired over the years have generally been collected on the “ooh! It fits!” principle over the “isn’t it pretty” incentive. This also means that I’ve kept certain pairs of shoes in circulation for really much longer than I should have done. Determining that I shall only wear my red boots in the Summer, because the holes in the soles let in water in a matter of seconds in a mild drizzle, is really not how life choices should be made. So it broke my heart to bite the bullet but I threw them away. But I have determined – no more shoes that hurt my feet! No More shoes that leak! I’m not going to grow into them, and they’re not going to grow into me. A wing and a prayer only gets you so far when you’re walking to Portslade Village from the pier and stamping the ground with each step. I’m just going to have to splash out and buy some new shoes. Now all I have to do is find some.

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Latest People The Better Half pub’s grand opening; Award for Best AOH

Andrew Kay Andrew’s Scrabble babble Competitions Win Spy goody bags

Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Brighton & Hove Buses share their top destinations

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11 Cook It International Chef Exchange Vancouver comes to Brighton 12 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 12 Brighton Writes Jessica Kellgren-Hayes’s film tips 13 Grand Central Pub Real ales, craft beers, good food and bang in the middleof town 14 Brighton Arty Alison Krog is hip to be square 15 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 18 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we think of it! 19 TV Listings TV listings for the next seven days

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LATEST PEOPLE From the Outback to West Street: The Return of Walkabout

efreshed, invigorated and vibrant and with something for everyone. It may be in the same location, but after £400,000, intense market research and a typical flourish, Walkabout has returned for good to its old stomping ground at the seafront end of West Street, Brighton. New menu, new drinks and a new venue but the same Aussie classics. Avocado and halloumi wraps sit alongside the iconic Walkabout Kangaroo Steak. Aussie beers and new Walkabout cocktails are served with huge plasma screens projecting images of sun and surf and a chilled out beer garden at the rear adds another ‘only at Walkabout’ treat. Friday 22nd saw over 1,100 revellers enjoying the opening night. Towie star Mario Falcone made a star appearance, posing for shots with delighted Walkabout customers, and enjoying a bit of Aussie welcome for himself. Other highlights included a 9 foot dancing Robot lit up with LED lights.

Saturday’s ‘Surfs Up Saturday’ saw over 1,300 clubbers coming through the door. Sunday included a day of live FA Cup

action on 26 HD TV screens and a further increase in numbers were expected for the Full Moon Party over the night time

The Better Half

On the evening of 21st May, The Better Half pub, at 1 Hove Place, Hove, held its official grand opening night. Locals, friends and Brighton and Hove society helped to wet the baby’s head with a drink or two and ensure that this new food and drink establishment is well in the minds of the city. The new pub – which somehow amazingly feels like it has always been here – was bustling and lively with drinkers, diners and well-wishers. Later into the evening colourful Brighton band, The New York Dollies, took to the stage and performed their cheeky, punk

covers in a 1950s style, enthralling the audience and heightening the atmosphere. As the guests partied into the night, they could be sure that this Hove pub has firmly made its mark on the map.

Best Artists Open House

Latest were proud to again judge the Best Artists Open House Award. For 10 years we have been supporting AOH, and it is always a pleasure to visit the array of talent and originality on display and see the work of over 1000 artists and makers. This year the competition was tough, and a final shortlist of over a dozen houses received a merit for their collected works and the atmosphere and welcome of their Open House. At a reception held at Myhotel, Judy Stevens and Chris Lord, the organisers of Artists Open Houses, firstly presented the prize to the

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best artist, Miladys Parejo, who illustrate the cover for next year's AOH brochure. Then Angi Mariani and Sue Kim presented the Latest Award for Best AOH 2015. The three nominations were read out:

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Dog Show, Encounters and Dion Salvador Lloyd and the winner was Dion Salvador Lloyd, a very worthy winner amongst great competition, who made a very gracious acceptance speech.

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ANDREW KAY SMALL WORDS The joy of playing Scrabble

aving volunteered to take part in a clinical trial a few weeks back I received a call from the specialist conducting the study and invited in to meet him and to do some tests. As I kid I lived in fear of tests, in class I could more than keep up, not a prodigy but not a dunderhead either. In later years I came to believe that there was a massive difference between remembering stuff and learning something, the latter being far more useful. I know some of you will think me wrong, rating the memorising of times tables and the like as the greatest learning experiences in life – I just happen to disagree. I turned up at the given time and discovered that the tests were actully quite good fun. Simple challenges for the brain that I seemed to be able to deal with fairly easily. To be honest this was due to the majority of the tests being word based, and as you may have noticed I have little trouble dealing with words – in fact the hardest things to do is to get me to shut up, verbally or on paper. Anyway, I did okay, or if I dare say it, rather better than okay, especially when it came to verbally creating lists of words starting with given letters. I

romped through that and the doctor looked particularly impressed. It’s nothing to do with me being particularly bright, nothing to do with me having an immense

Mum is electronically nudging me to play my turn vocabulary either – neither of these. No, I put it down to one very simple thing that I have been doing since I was about seven years old – and that is playing Scrabble. I have played Scrabble with my mum since childhood and we play everyday to this very day. Back in the 1960s we played on a conventional board, then after a few years we converted to playing on a Travel Scrabble board, far easier than a board with loose

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tiles, especially when you have a cat with an inquisitive mind, or mischievous nature. After leaving home at 18 our Scrabble fun was restriced to holidays, but it never stopped and we loved it as much as we had when I was growing up. Mum has always been a formidable player with a terrific vocabulary but also with something essential

to playing the game and winning. That is tactics, an aggressive approach to the game. A friend once agreed to play but after a few turns dropped out declaring that the way we played was horrible. By horrible they meant that we used tactics, knowledge of small but high scoring words, often obscure and sometimes words that we knew were acceptable even though we had no idea what they meant. Scrabble is a very clever game

but make no mistake, if you want to win then forget about trying to show off your intellectual skills or the scope of your vocabulary, it simply does not work like that. You can often score higher with two letter words than with something high-brow. Blocking is essential too, using up better positions on the board to stop your opponents getting in there. It’s an aggressive game when played well, make no mistake. Mum is as aggressive as me and we now play every day online. Having bought an iPad she is a demon and if I am slow at taking my turn she can get rather cross. I do not mind a bit. Scrabble is a lifelong bond but it is also a lifeline. Having suffered a clutch of strokes the game keeps her mind busy, challenges her hand eye coordination and keeps her entertained too. We love it, we laugh about it and boast about our scores. Not only does she play online with me but she now plays online with my friends, all of whom are impressed by the game-skills of this feisty lady who at eightysomething can kill them dead on the game board. As for me, when anyone asks me about my love of words I say that Scrabble paved the way. I must go now, Mum is electronically nudging me to play my turn.

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Brighton & Hove Buses the only way to travel This week: Crawley

e have just won the £10,000 prize from the National Randstad Education Competition for the Mile Oak Primary Science Community Bus. This really is going to help make the whole project very special indeed. It already is pretty amazing though, especially with various companies donating things, such as the Brighton Energy Co-operative Company. Matt Brown said “ Brighton Energy Co-operative in conjunction with the Little Green Energy company are happy to be donating a photovoltaic solar panel with a meter, so that pupils can see how easily we can generate power from the sun”. Jackson-Moore Associates, chartered quantity surveyors and property consultants operating within the construction industry, have just donated a weather station for the bus. Thermoserv Ltd. have volunteered their services for installing the electrics. Martin Harris (Managing Director of Brighton and Hove Bus Company) said “this is one of those projects where it has been a real pleasure for everyone to be involved in”. Moving on from the bus though and to another project. The Homeless

The Homeless Charity Crossover have sold all of PACA’s handmade jewellery

Charity Crossover have sold all of PACA’s handmade jewellery to a lady who helps disadvantaged women and has put in an order for 50 more! I love working in this environment where the world of educating school children collides with the world of business, social enterprise and specialists from various fields within the Universities. At PACA we are also working with Bohunt Education Trust in order to share and adopt best practice. For me, it’s about time educators and policymakers start to work together to eradicate unhealthy competition that has grown out of control between schools, rather than actively encouraging it. So let’s just share!

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or a different shopping experience head up to Crawley on Metrobus Routes 271 and 273. Crawley is one of the ‘New Towns’ developed around London at the end of World War II. Its Town Centre is perfect for a browse around the shops or you could relax in the nearby Memorial Gardens. The fully-covered County Mall shopping centre provides a pleasant place to eat or shop whatever the weather, and the entrance is right beside the Bus Station! Crawley Multiplex, which includes Cineworld, Hollywood Bowl and a range of restaurants, is on town Routes 4 & 5 and Fastway 10 – you can change buses at Crawley Bus Station for a short 5 minute journey. The historic ‘Old Town’ area is a stopping-off point on the famous London-Brighton veteran and vintage car run which takes place annually on the first Sunday in November. You can change buses at the Bus Station onto Route 2 for Tilgate Park and K2 Leisure Centre. Visit the 400 acre park for a relaxing stroll, energetic run or simply for some family fun and excitement. There’s a nature centre with over 100 species of animal, including the friendly meerkats, cheeky otters and many rare breeds. There are regular feeding times throughout the day so you can see the animals getting rather excited about their food. There are large areas of open parkland, lakes and forest as well as ornamental gardens to enjoy. Visit the craft studios to see craftspeople and wellbeing practitioners at work. Have a wander and then relax in the pretty walled garden with a coffee and cake afterwards. The Whistler Close bus stop in Ashdown Drive is just a 5 minute walk away from the Park on Route 2. A short level walk down Titmus Drive brings you to the Park entrance.

Getting there

Nymans is on Metrobus Routes 271 and 273, they combine to form an hourly service Monday to Saturday from Churchill Square and Old Steine – full times are available at metrobus.co.uk/271. The journey takes just over an1 hour but is direct and passes through the beautiful South Downs National Park and quaint Sussex villages. Metrobus have day tickets from individual to family that are valid on the entire route that you can purchase from the driver – if you purchase a Metrovoyager they are valid on any Metrobus service, as well as Brighton & Hove Bus Company services in the CitySAVER ticket area. Please see metrobus.co.uk and click on ‘tickets’ for more

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TAKE PART

The Sports Development Team at the Council presents: TAKEPART Festival of Sport & Physical Activity 2015

eeling active? Get ready fortwo weeks, hundreds of activities and events.Go on an active adventure this summer! TAKEPART offers Hundreds of taster sessions and FREE events across the City. Listed below are some of the key events not to miss.

Free Family Launch Day

Preston Park – 20 June 12noon – 5pm This event includes Hundreds of sports activities to try. With Performances and demo’s to watch. Local sports coaches to talk to. Be inspired to take up something new!

Amazing Activities

Amazing Zone at Preston Park – 12noon – 5pm – Saturday 20th June Free Opportunities for disabled children and families to get involved and try activities during the day & throughout the festival. FREE

Bikestock at Stanmer Park

Saturday 27 June – 11am – 4pm A great, fun free cycling festival for all the family. Free

Wild park Youth Event

Sunday 28th June – 12noon – 5pm Free event for teens aged 12+ organised by Brighton & Hove Youth Collective. Play football with Albion in the Community, Have a go at archery, rock climbing, dance and more!

Paddle Round the Pier

Saturday 4th and Sunday 5th July The country’s largest FREE charity beach festival. Not to be missed!

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this week> Tues 2 Chamber AGM and Networking Supper 5.45pm, £22 Wed 3 Action for Happiness Action for Happiness is a movement for positive social change. 7.30pm, Free Cabaret Bar Lotus Crush + Craig John Davidson 8pm, £7 Thur 4 The People’s Republic of Brighton Hove Present 7.30pm, £5 Sun 7 Jo Harman Returns To Her Brighton Roots For Latest TV ‘In Concert’ Recording NEW 6PM SHOW ON SALE

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MARTLETS MIDNIGHT WALK Make 2015 the year you take part in the Martlets legendary Midnight Walk – the biggest fundraising night out of the year! he Martlets Midnight Walk has become an annual event for many women who enjoy a great girls’ night out whilst raising money for their local hospice. Now in its ninth year, the Midnight Walk has raised over a million pounds, which has paid for more than 2,500 days of care on the In-Patient unit. These days the Martlets look after more patients in the comfort of their own homes than in the Hospice itself, and this kind of care costs £231 per patient per day. Last year, brave walkers battled through wind and rain, but every single one of them made it back and between them they raised more than £73,000. The Hospice receives less than a third of their

funding from the government and must raise £9,000 a day to care for patients and their families. This year there are three different routes to choose from, including a new 20 mile route. The 6 and 13 mile routes will start at midnight. However, 20 mile walkers will start at the earlier time of 10pm to allow for the extra distance. All the routes start from Brighton Racecourse and snake through Brighton & Hove. Marshals are on hand to ensure no one gets lost and whichever route you choose, you will be welcomed back with a well-deserved breakfast and hot drink. Walkers are asked to raise a minimum of £25 in sponsorship.

Anyone who raises over £125 in sponsorship will be entered into a prize draw to win a gorgeous Pandora bracelet. A lot of the women who take part in the walk are doing it in memory of someone who has died. Others may not have used the hospice services themselves but the walk can be an important way of supporting friends who have lost someone. Whatever your reason for taking part, however you do it and whatever you raise, you will be making a difference! Can you do it? Of course you can - all you need is determination and a sense of adventure! You can register online at www.martletsmidnightwalk.co.uk pick up a form at any Martlets hospice shop in and around Brighton & Hove, or call Antonia Shepherd in the Martlets Hospice fundraising office on: 01273 747455, Make Saturday 13th June 2015 a Night to Remember!

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master of balancing flavours and what could have been so easily swamped by the fire of mustard was a delicate fusion of creaminess and fire. I loved it. Next came broccoli, delicate spears balanced with the lightest and fluffiest potato gnocchi imaginable. I managed to persuade Felix to divulge his secret and as I had suspected they are made from baked potato and not boiled, a hand tip well worth following. Perhaps the most popular dish of the evening was a trio of incredible Chinese style dumplings filled with a delicate aubergine puree on a

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International Chef Exchange Vancouver comes to Brighton

he observant amongst you will have noticed that for the last few years I have been pretty preoccupied by a project called International Chef Exchange or ICEx as it we like to call it. It has taken me to Holland three times, Sicily, Guernsey and Sweden and all three of those projects can now be seen on Latest TV or by going to the Latest TV website and looking in the food and drink section. I am immensely proud of them and of the entire team who took part in them and made them happen. SIx finished programmes exist but since then we have undertaken a seventh, and last week we completed that when Felix Zhou of The Parker in Vancouver came over to do his end of the Canadian exchange – and what a night it was. Felix had exchanged his small but perfectly formed vegetarian restaurant in British Columbia with head chef Matty Bowling of Terre à Terre earlier this year. That was a huge success and the kind people at Tourism Vancouver had made my team very welcome in their beautiful city. Now it was our turn to offer them our hospitality and the city’s best. This we did in a series of meals at the finest we have to offer – but the real purpose of the visit was of course the dinner at Terre à Terre cooked by Felix working with Matty and his highly skilled kitchen brigade. We were not to be disappointed. As with nearly all of the exchanges there has grown a strong bond between the chefs involved, all of

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There has grown a strong bond between the chefs involved them exchanging ideas, techniques and passion and this was evident from the first to the last courses of Felix’s delicious multi-course dinner. We started with a delicious cocktail created by Festival Favourite Sarah Thompson of Blackdown Spirits, a real kick start to what was going to be a true celebration. Our first dish, an amuse bouche of radishes came with a fascinating olive soil that was both sweet and salt, tantalising stuff to set our palates off. Our next dish was a celebration of asparagus. Felix had chargrilled some, shaved some and found

some wild sprue to decorate the lot. This was all served with a soft poached egg which he had dressed the day before with a tiny amount of truffle oil. It was quite frankly the best asparagus dish I have ever eaten and the only fault we could find was that there was no bread to clean up the residual egg yolk dressing. This was of course remedied by the brilliant front of house team who produced some pretty quickly. Next came a roast cauliflower dish, basted in an English mustard glaze it had my tongue wiggling with delight. Felix is quite clearly a

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pool of Thai green curry inspired sauce. Soft aubergine in a toasty shell with a rich and vibrant sauce, it was indeed heavenly. To finish a cheescake, but not as you know it. Felix created something so light and delicate, with pastry crumbs and all set off by a mysteriously amazing endive jam, yes bitter sweet and utterly fascinating. I will be trying that one at home for certain. We drank delicious British Columbian wines brought over by Sumerhill Winemaker Ezra Cipes, a real treat as they are not available in the UK normally. ICEx is a huge success, please do tune in to Latest TV and catch all six episodes and wait with baited breath for the Vancouver Exchange. Terre à Terre, 71 East Street, Brighton BN1 1HQ 01273 729051 terreaterre.co.uk

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HOT LIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015 The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

NOORIS Beautiful Indian cuisine in the heart of Brighton. Grab yourself some authentic indian food at unbeatable prices! 2 courses for £6.95 12 - 7pm Thursday to Sunday (£9.95 after 7pm) £5.50 Sunday buffet 1pm 5pm, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AE, 01273 329 405

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

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FAIRNESS IN FILM he Oscar nominated, Golden Globe winning actress Maggie Gyllenhaal was recently told by a Hollywood producer that she was too old to play opposite a 55year-old man... at the age of 37! A flurry of supportive articles were published, all condemning the continuation of actresses going straight from the 20something love interest to playing the de-sexed mother, whilst male actors can be leads at any age. Whilst it is good that Hollywood finds itself under increased scrutiny for failing to represent women fairly on screen, why is it still the case? Surely by 2015 something should have changed? Hollywood's love affair with old men romancing young women has history: Kim Novak was half 50-year-old James Stewart’s age whilst filming 1958’s Vertigo. 1942's Casablanca tells of 41year-old Humphrey Bogart reconciling his relationship with 27-year-old Ingrid Bergman! Bogart is part of my favourite screen couple with his real life wife Lauren Bacall- 25 years his junior. These pairings generally add to the story and are part of classic cinema history... but they shouldn't be the norm. I adore Film Noir's tales of wise old detectives, beaten by life, and the endearingly innocent ingenues that bring them back from the brink. But why does this pairing need to be repeated in other genres, again and again? Why, in modern cinema, is the age gap rarely even a plot point? It is taken as given that young, beautiful women in their twenties will be attracted to much older men and that the men themselves will have no interest in women their own age. This is not to say that there is something wrong with an age gap like that between Bradley Cooper (40) and his frequent screen partner Jennifer Lawrence (24) nor that between Emma Stone (26) and Colin Firth (54) in Magic in the Moonlight (a Woody Allen 'classic' if only for this reason). Older men are not innately unattractive and beautiful young women can attract older men. Yet there is clearly a problem with our media when it is convinced that this dynamic is the norm and there is a problem with our society when we accept it as the abiding reality. The Centre for the Study of Women in Television, Film & New Media reported that, in the top 100 films of 2014, female actors took just 12% of leading roles. Earlier this month, the American Civil Liberties Union announced it would investigate why major studios regularly fail to hire female directors for their films, citing “rampant discrimination” in the industry. They promote the idea that older women are not beautiful, are not worth watching and have nothing to offer. The “older woman” in this case is only 37.

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GRAND BEGINNINGS Grand Central re-opens in style with classic looks and a contemporary twist

Dishes inspired by the best of British and Colonial culinary traditions cooked by passionate chefs from top quality fresh ingredients

Distinctive and award-winning real ales, craft beers and Old and New World wines

ocated next to Brighton Station, The Grand Central is a friendly comfortable place to eat and drink. Upstairs, the Nightingale Room is intimate, sophisticated, and relaxed - a great place to spend time with old friends and make new ones. Combining classical elements with a contemporary twist, The Grand Central is relaxed and

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comfortable, conveniently located next to Brighton Train Station. The pub’s recent extensive refurbishment has restored its pre-war glory. Distinctive and award-winning real ales, craft beers and Old and New World wines. Serving up some of the best pub food in Brighton for breakfast, lunch and dinner, dishes are inspired by the best of British and Colonial culinary traditions

cooked by passionate chefs from top quality fresh ingredients. Cosy logfires in winter, and one of Brighton’s best suntrap terraces in summer. The Grand Central is a great place to celebrate, or indeed escape, all year round. Upstairs the Nightingale Room, boasts one of Brighton’s most vibrant and top quality entertainment calendars. From jazz to comedy, cabaret to world

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premiere plays, you’ll discover a smorgasbord of diversions at the Nightingale Room. This intimate venue has a house pianist, and even has its own specialist gin bar raising the Gin and Tonic to a fine art. The spirit of the speakeasy lives on. Grand Central, 29-30 Surrey Street, Brighton BN1 3PA 01273 329086 grandcentralbrighton.co.uk

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BRIGHTON’S ARTY

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ocal artist Shyama Ruffell describes her work as ‘a cocktail of William Morris, Mackintosh and Rousseau in an English meadow, with a splash of Klimt and a squeeze of The Jungle Book’. Intrigued? Then put a date in your diary for the fourth Brunswick Town Art Fair, on Sunday 28 June from 11am-6pm. Shyama’s playful prints will be bringing a splash of colour Shyama Ruffell to The Regency Town House, which will also be hosting the equally fascinating work of Carola del Mese. Part Italian, Carola’s childhood included time spent in churches punctured with romantic shafts of dusty light. The priceless reliquaries of forgotten saints, the smell of wax and incense and the solemnfaced statues in candlelight all left a lasting impression. She uses elements rescued from flea markets and found in junk shops - small tokens that she can make stories from. “It’s important to me that I use items with a previous history,” Carola Carola del Mese says. “Each piece starts as an uncertain idea, and the finished item is often a surprise, the creative process moulding the piece and giving it life as it emerges.” Another Arty favourite at the Fair will be Ian Hodgson, whose image ‘The Flower of Brunswick’ was inspired by the famous Doric columns of Brunswick Square itself. Here blended with the leaves of the acanthus plant for an arresting, ethereal result. Ian’s work examines how identity is imprinted with memories connected to place, objects and relationships, which creates Ian Hodgson a framework for the drawings to develop. “In some of my work, architecture is the defining presence, whereas in others figures or objects inhabit the space, but all refer to the transformative process of my journey,” he says. There will be more than 50 other local artists showing alongside Ian, Carola and Shyama, offering a mix of paintings, prints, photographs, cards, ceramics, sculpture and jewellery that promises something for everyone at affordable prices. Sunday 28 June from 11am-6pm.Admission is free and refreshments will be available. So don’t miss out. www.artymagazines.com

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ON BEFORE Cuban dance superstar Carlos Acosta to perform at Brighton Dome with Zenaida Yanowsky

ance superstar Carlos Acosta dances in Brighton for the first time with three special performances July 9-11 2015. Carlos is the world's favourite dancer and On Before his most personal work to date. The show builds on Carlos' astonishing dance vision and features collaborations with major UK and international dance stars. On Before is created and danced by Carlos Acosta and features Royal Ballet principal dancer Zenaida Yanowsky. The show combines existing and new choreography by some of the world’s leading dance makers, Russell Maliphant, Kim Brandstrup, Edwaard Liang, Miguel Altunaga in a framework created by Carlos which tells the story of a doomed relationship between a man and a woman. The show has a wide-ranging score from Handel to new commissions from Cuban composer Omar Puente and culminates in a moving finale featuring a live choral performance, by Brighton’s own Jam Tarts Choir, of Morte Lauridsen’s O Magnum Mysterium. Highlights include Acosta’s performance of Russell Maliphant’s graceful, fluid

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masterpiece Two. Two was made famous in a version danced by Sylvie Guillem which showed Guillem trapped in a box of light, dancing powerfully to Andy Cowton’s intense music. Two has been reworked for Acosta. Royal Ballet Principal Zenaida Yanowsky dances with Acosta in Sight Unseen, a work by Taiwan-born choreographer Edwaard Liang (NDT1, New York City Ballet). Three works have a distinct Cuban identity, addressing Acosta’s heritage – the first choreographed by Carlos, features a new music commission from Cuban-born violinist and jazz musician Omar Puente. The second is a commission from Cuban choreographer George Céspedes (Danza Contemporanea de Cuba) which features a new score from

Carlos is the world's favourite dancer and On Before his most personal work to date Cuban group Nacional Electronica. The third is Memoria, created by fellow Cuban Miguel Altunaga (Ballet Rambert) to the music of Mexican composer Murcof. The night also features Zenaida Yanowsky in Danish choreographer Kim Brandstrup’s Footnote to Ashton, an eight-minute section from Brandstrup's Two Footnotes to Ashton. Carlos is the greatest male dancer of his generation and his personal story is a fascinating one.

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He was born in Havana and is the youngest of eleven children. In a bid to save the young boy from a life of gangs and petty crime his father sent him to ballet school when he was ten. Acosta was expelled from ballet school twice, but when he saw the National Ballet of Cuba perform aged 13 he vowed to become a great dancer. His prizes include the Gold Medal at the Prix de Lausanne in 1990 and in that same year he won the Gold Medal at the Fourth Annual

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Competition of Ballet, Paris. He was a Principal with English National Ballet in 1991-2. He danced with National Ballet of Cuba in 1992-3, and was a Principal with Houston Ballet from 1993-8. He joined The Royal Ballet in 1998 and became a Principal Guest Artist in 2003. Brighton Dome Thursday 9 – Saturday 11 July 2015 at 7.30pm Tickets: £27- £42 Ticket office: 01273 709709

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COMEDY

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Brighton Fringe out – and the Edinburgh Fringe approach brings rich fruits

asn’t the Brighton Fringe choc-full of fabulous shows and lovely ideas? We are very fortunate to have such a smorgasbord of talent come our way for what is now England’s biggest Fringe festival, but if you’re worried about running dry on imaginative new shows, creative places to find laughs, and comics from around the country descending on us with their hopes in our hands... fear not. The largest Fringe festival in the world is the Edinburgh Fringe, and that takes place over three weeks in August. It’s a showcase internationally of writing and performances talents from all fields to grab attention from the TV magnates, the movie moguls, as well as agents, venues and – of course – the general public. Which means that loads of the best comics in the country, and around the world, have spent the last six months working on a show they think will show them off to the very best of their abilities. And it is these shows, these treasured babies, that are brought to respected audiences to help mold and shape to perfection. Luckily, Brighton audiences are renowned for knowing their comedy and being a very good tuning fork for quality, which means that we will get the chance, throughout June and July, of seeing shows in thier almost-ready state from some of the best names in comedy for a fraction of the fully finished show’s price. We’re helping them to shape the very best, but if it wasn’t something they were already pretty chuffed with they wouldn’t bring it in front of an audience at all! So, check out the venues and take your pick. The names coming to town include James Acaster, Angela Barnes, Sara Pascoe, Paul Sinha, Mark Steel, Rob Beckett, Stephen Carlin, Holly Burn, Nathan Caton, Carl Donnelly, Tiffany Stevenson, Ed Gamble, Iain Sterling, Joe Lycett and many more. Told you they were good. www.komedia.co.uk/brighton www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk carolineofbrunswick.co.uk theoldmarket.com

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A Radical View: William Gear as Curator

Abstract painter William Gear was Towner's curator from 1958-1964, and during this time he acquired many major British abstract artists of the period, including Sandra Blow, Alan Davie, Roger Hilton and Ceri Richards, and helped to put the gallery on the national map. This exhibition celebrates Gear's time as curator. Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434670

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hroughout the history of rock'n'roll musicians have often had a substantial makeover, whilst in mid-career; The Beatles, David Bowie, umm Status Quo, er Mumford & Sons... Beth Jeans Houghton has gone one step further, and ditched her previous band name, for something new. Welcome, Du Blonde! “When I was a kid, my idea of being a musician came from all these big characters – Bowie, Bolan, Beefheart,” she says. “I had this moment (at the V&A’s David Bowie Is... exhibition) in front of all these chapters of his life... all this stuff that was really important to me in the beginning, all of the creativity, emotional expulsion. I’d just lost all of that.” Her debut album as Beth Jeans Houghton And The Hooves Of Destiny was a great record, a welding of psychedelic folk, soul, blues and psyche into something approaching contemporary chamber pop. It was also full of melody and inventive lyrical insights. But it was when the band were recording the follow up in Los Angeles that it all came to head for Houghton. “I couldn’t work out why I was having such trouble expressing myself with the music I was writing, but I then realised the instrumentation didn’t lend itself to the anger I was feeling.” So, the sessions were

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Inspired by vintage children's and fashion illustrations, and photographs of the 30s-50s. 'The Wonder of Alice explores the visual inspiration of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Alice Through the Looking Glass, via crocheted prints. Pelham House, St. Andrews Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600

Event: The Space with Director John Glen and Badly Drawn Boy

This event welcomes legendary James Bond films director and

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abandoned and the band broke up, an experience she likens to “divorcing five husbands.” After a period of suffering writer’s block and anxiety, a friend helped to unlock the creativity by pointing out that the second album wasn’t angry at all, whereas Beth was. Almost immediately, she set about writing again, and half the album was written in a day. Produced by Bad Seed Jim Sclavanus, ‘Welcome Back To Milk’ is a more aggressive, less whimsical affair than the debut album. It's not necessarily better, or worse, just different. For the most part though, Du Blonde marks a complete departure from her previous work and persona. New look, new name, new attitude. It also features Future Islands frontman Samuel T Herring. Upon witnessing Herring in concert she said: “I’m either going to work with him or marry him.” Two years later she got her wish. That, and the voice of her late grandfather on closing track ‘Isn't It Wild’, shows that Beth Jeans Houghton aka Du Blonde remains a gifted writer, and one we should embrace whatever she calls herself. Green Door Store, Wed 3 June, 7.30,

editor John Glen and acclaimed singer/songwriter Badly Drawn Boy to chat with host, Lisa Holloway. Emporium, Thursday 4 June, 7.30pm, £14

Event: Mark Grist and MC Mixy Present Dead Poet’s Death Match

Mark Grist and MC Mixy came here to battle. Their backup? An assortment of famous (and very dead) poets. It’s fast, it’s frantic and they have no idea who will win. Komedia, Wed 3 June, 8pm, £12.50/11

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Butterfly Catcher, The Basement: The Pit, 26 May 2015 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

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Lorraine & Alan

This beautifully staged and devised story of love, myth and sea mammals off the British coast was a real treat to behold. Like an elaborate clockwork, the finer details complimented the powering themes, the whirring of the set, soundtrack and folio so much more than the sum of their parts, working perfectly in sync, to deliver up an enchanting whole. Alan’s character is painted deftly with bold yet precise strokes, instantly relatable and recognisable in his flawed self as a recent graduate in that

ow. It’s easy to forget or dismiss the trauma of schooldays. Butterfly Catcher, from Luton’s Next Generation Youth Theatre, reminded us of the pressures and passions, the discoveries and expectations with a brutal yet articulate and utterly true need that was heart-breaking and shaming to those who no longer remember. Ostensibly a love story, this musical theatre piece was so much more – a snapshot of the hothouse of hormones and expectations piled up upon each other, barely leaving space to breathe in the crush. Passionately performed by a totally invested and talented cast. Do see it for a snapshot of this generation’s ‘Brick In The Wall’.

Lost In Transit

The quest to locate a lost suitcase is never an easy one. But imagine if your journey featured world class acrobats and host of silly clowns all trying to get in your way. From soulful singing to A-star acrobatics, Lost In Transit’s mix of cabaret, circus and stage show really did have something for everyone Created for the Spiegeltent, this was an apt show to grace the centrepiece venue of the Fringe. Achingly funny and achingly poignant in equal measures, it was a show that delighted throughout. The show ended with a conga line from the audience circling the stage – I think that’s what you call a bunch of happy punters. Spiegeltent, 22 May 2015 ★★★★★ Tim Ridgway

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1 The Speak Flowers 2 Frankie Sling Humn 3 The Speak It’ll Be Fine 4 Cascades Run 5 Alternate Function Under Attack 6 Holly Jane Hey You 7 Altea Â· Scutty Lee Take Me Out 8 MAUVEpeople Into The Light 9 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 10 Dirty Weekend In Brighton ‘Frankie’

The Hallé – Benjamin Grosvenor (piano) Gareth Small (trumpet) Brighton Festival Chorus Mark Elder (conductor)

I always knew this would be a splendid concert and my high expectations were wonderfully exceeded! The Hallé captured the magical quality of Janáček’s ‘The Cunning Little Vixen’ Suite, playful, fanciful, feral. Benjamin Grosvenor and Gareth Small delivered all the punch and irony you could want from Shostakovich’s thrilling ‘Concerto for Piano, Trumpet and Strings’. Sir Mark’s scrupulous direction brought out the best of his soloists’ masterly performance. The Brighton Festival Chorus and an excellent solo quartet (Giselle Allen, Madeleine Shaw, Peter Berger and Clive Bayley) then joined the Hallé for Janáček’s ‘Glagolitic Mass’. This almost symphonic work demands an exceptionally wide range of colour and passion; the Hallé delivered! Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 22 May 2015 ★★★★★ Andrew Connal

netherworld between education and career. Lorraine is sweetly and powerfully ‘other’ as his match. Together their tale is magical, heart-warming and heart-breaking. The Old Market, 22 May 2015 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

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Eschewing a straightforward narrative, this play was instead a contemplative, haunting sci-fi tale and with a somewhat unique style. Centring around a choir in a small village, the story was laden with uncertainty and fear regarding the end of the world, including a lake drying up, birdsong ending and other mysterious signs. The live singing was superb and the performances were strong, luring one in to a strange world. Although the plot was intentionally vague, the lack of resolution or explanation significantly hindered the play. Some refining and of the promising premise could have perhaps resulted in something more impressive and immersive. One Church Brighton, 27 May 2015

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TUESDAY 2 The Syndicate BBC1, 9pm Everybody’s pulling together when some Americans turn up for a shoot at Hazelwood Manor, but quite whether they’re there for business or pleasure seems to be a bit blurred, leaving the staff feeling less than secure. It’s alright though because Godfrey has a cunning plan – he thinks he’s cracked the lottery. Right.

The Secret Life Of Your House ITV1, 9pm See that shadow out of the corner of your eye under the bookcase? Is it a mouse, a spider or the bogeyman? If you think it’s one of the first two check out George McGavin’s experiment as he deliberately infests a house with ‘pests’ to see how bad an eco system they really are.

Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment BBC3, 10.30pm Shouty, sweaty, silly, awesome Nick Helm has his own show and he’s packed it sold with songs, sketches, jokes, poetry, fireworks, stunts, dance and anything else he can fit into it. These are megastar on a living wage times, and this week he’s talking about fame. Shweeet!!!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Tellyshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Northern Cuisine (x2) 1.00 Cook It 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Teleshopping: Shopping Mall 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Teleshopping: Best Direct 3.30 Kick Out The Jams 4.00 Noise Floor 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 Cuppa TV Show for women about health, fitness, lifestyle and raising a young family. 7.00 You Make It We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Novel Ideas The novelist Tony Macaulay interviews novelist Tara West. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Highsight: The Shorts 9.45 Highsight: The Shorts 10.00 QBites The year that was. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton’s independent cult store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 You Make It We Show It 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Novel Ideas 3.00 Behind The Science 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 QBites 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Alicia is furious with Leyla. 8.00 Rebuild Our Home One-off documentary in which Nicky Campbell helps a family whose home is destroyed. On Christmas Day 2013, Joe and Mary Bruce were celebrating with their daughter Sharon and her family at their home in Johnstone near Glasgow. A strange noise drew Sharon upstairs - where she was confronted by billowing smoke and flames. The house was all but destroyed. Nicky Campbell enlists the help of interior designer Julia Kendell with a plan to create a beautiful house that will exceed the Bruces’ wildest expectations. 9.00 The Secret Life Of Your House See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm A romantic stroll on the beach is rudely interrupted as the most memorable day of Mel and Madge’s lives soon becomes exactly that - but not in the way they would have liked. 11.10 The Big Fish Off Team captains Ali Hamidi and Dean Macey present the competitive angling show inviting two celebrity guest anglers to take part in fishing challenges. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: While I Was Gone (2004) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddy turns up at the Colour Run and declares that she is going to take part. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fifth and final day’s play in the second Test between England and New Zealand at Headingley. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 9.00 Blinging Up Baby: You Won’t Believe It! Documentary series about the growing trend among mums to kit out their babies and toddlers in top-to-toe glamour. Jerri has already signed her two daughters up for modelling jobs with high street brands, Carissa has emptied the piggy bank so that she can afford a lavish dress for her daughter, and Sophie has planned a ‘sweet 16’ birthday party for her daughter Princess Bliss’s fifth birthday. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am Benefits Britain: Me & My 14 Kids 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Seconds From Death: World’s Scariest Near Misses 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 9.00 A Touch Of Cloth III: Too Cloth For Comfort 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Brit Cops

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment See highlights. 11.00 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents 1.25 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 9.00 Egypt’s Lost Queens 10.00 The Hidden Killers Of The Tudor Home 11.00 Horizon: The Power Of The Placebo 12.00am The Secret History Of Our Streets 1.00 Motown At The BBC 2.00 Northern Soul

9.35am Psych (x2) 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 I Love You’ve Been Framed 8.00 FILM: Skyfall (2012) 10.50 Celebrity Juice 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Psych

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.15am Inspector Morse

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Empire 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

11.25am FILM: Sea Of Sand (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Best Bits 1.00 Building The Dream

11.00am The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 1.25pm Reach For The Sky (1956) 4.10 The Tall T (1957) 5.45 Australia (2008) 9.00 Warm Bodies (2013) 10.55 Sanctum (2011) 1.05am Buffalo ‘66 (1998) 3.25 Close

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WEDNESDAY 3 The Cube ITV1, 8pm Phillip Schofield is good at getting ever so excited on someone else’s behalf – just watch as these lovely folks try to best the games of The Cube and he seems to be helping them through sheer strength of will. Imagine if that power could be harnessed, along with midmorning giggles. The power...

The Auction House Channel 4, 8pm If you’re going to go behind the scenes at an auction house, then go to one with th top booty – go to Chelsea! The staff are busy preparing for the biggest auction of the year, with their annual bonuses intrinsically involved too. To woo the customers they host a viewing night, with bubbly and treats. Fingers crossed!

Truly, Madly, Wembley BBC3, 9pm You know that energy you can feel in the air on FA Cup Final Day? That palpable buzzing like static of a nation’s collective hope and excitement building throughout the day? That! Filmed on the day of the final, this is FA Cup fever at its height, filmed through the eyes of the fans at home, in the pub – everywhere.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Bollyheat 9.30 Burn Up With Natalie 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Northern Cuisine 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick Out The Jams 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor (x2) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Love That Car Passoinate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events andwhy they love them. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional dream homes. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Love That Car 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Housing Enforcers 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Home renovation series. Scott Russell and Jenny Watts got together when they were 16 years old. 22 years and three boys later, they are now a family of five. Charlie, their third son, was born with severe disabilities. Since he was born 13 years ago, they have struggled in a two-up, two-down endof-terrace home, and Charlie faces going into care because they simply cannot keep him at home. In the biggest build ever on an individual house, Nick, the boys and Naomi Cleaver rebuild the whole of the downstairs as well as remodelling the rest of the house to provide a more suitable home for the family. 9.00 Panorama Current affairs. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 SunTrap Crime comedy. An undercover reporter and his former mentor join forces to solve mysteries on a Spanish island. 11.15 FILM: Eagle Eye (2008) Starring Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson. A raceagainst-time thriller involving two strangers thrust together by a mysterious telephone call. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.15 See Hear 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Cagney And Lacey 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 2.45 The Secret Life Of Elephants 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Yes, Minister 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip There’s the end of one road trip and the start of a new one. 8.00 Springwatch 2015 Live from their base on the Suffolk coast, the team share overnight breaking news from the wildlife cameras. 9.00 Springwatch Unsprung Host Chris Packham is joined by a starstudded line up for Springwatch Unsprung. Film and TV actress Alison Steadman joins him on the sofa to reveal her passion for wildlife, and Robert MacFarlane is on hand to discuss how the natural world inspires his bestselling books. 9.30 Modern Times: Weekend Warriors The world of extreme military-style obstacle courses is taking the country by storm. In total, 205,000 people ran obstacle races in Britain in 2013. This film follows five men over the length of one such course, the Tough Mudder. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 A Cook Abroad: Monica Galetti’s France Cooking show. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.50 Sign Zone: Portillo’s State Secrets 1.20 Sign Zone: Hunters Of The South Seas 4.00 Poets In Person 4.30 Regency Life: 3 Lives In 1 Day 5.00 Tales From Around The World 5.30 Literacy Text Types: The Facts About Non-Fiction

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Victoria is overwhelmed by guilt. Jai sabotages Leyla’s relationship with Alicia. Laurel falls off the wagon. 7.30 Coronation Street David is hot on Kylie’s trail. Sophie’s suspicions about Jenny are reignited. Loved-up Adrian plans a surprise for Eileen. 8.00 The Cube See highlights. 9.00 Long Lost Family The awardwinning series presented by Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell returns with more remarkable and moving stories of people desperate to find missing family members. Today, a couple search for the son they had to give up for adoption when they were teenagers. Susan and Chris were childhood sweethearts in 1962 when Susan was 14 and Chris aged 15. They discovered they were expecting their first child, but were too young to care for the baby themselves. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Come On Down! The Game Show Story Four-part series hosted by Bradley Walsh which examines the history of the TV game show. 11.40 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The McQueen family are at risk of being torn apart. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Auction House See highlights. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode features patients who fell in love with their partners at first sight. Emma tries to cheer up her partner Tony, a pub landlord who badly burnt his legs when his barbecue gas cylinder exploded. 10.00 The Job Centre Documentary series following Bradford recruitment agency Candelisa People. In this third episode, boss Jane faces her own staffing crisis. 11.00 High Class Call Girls Documentary looking at the lives of two prostitutes in their 20s. The programme follows two flatmates, Miss Emily B, a porn star, and Miss Cookie Jane, a privately-educated country girl, living in Mayfair, charging thousands of pounds a night for sex. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Street Sound And Style 12.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.20 One Born Every Minute USA 2.15 FILM: The Shanghai Gesture (1941) 3.55 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.55 SuperScrimpers 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.20 FILM: My Gal Sunday (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Phoebe is not impressed with Kyle’s impromptu proposal in front of half of the Bay and it risks tearing them apart. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney. 8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. 9.00 Ram Raid Britain: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces on the road and in the air to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure convictions. The first episode of the third series exposes the rise of smash-and-grab raids in the UK, committed by gangs who are using increasing levels of violence. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am The Hotel Inspector: Abroad 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Fright Club 9.00 Strike Back: Legacy 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 Forever 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Truly, Madly, Wembley. See highlights. 10.00 Murder In Successville 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.00am Murder In Successville 12.30 Truly, Madly, Wembley 1.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 Our World: Iran’s Sex Change Solution 9.00 FILM: An Education (2009) 10.35 The Nation’s Railway: The Golden Age Of British Rail Timeshift 11.35 The Last Journey Of The Magna Carta King 12.35am Inside The Medieval Mind

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! The Next Generation 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Simon’s Top Ten Moments 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 11.10 The Vampire Diaries 12.00am Celebrity Juice

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am Inspector Morse

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Rude Tube 12.00am Gogglebox 1.00 Virtually Famous

11.05am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.25 FILM: 40 Guns To Apache Pass (1967) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: An Officer And A Gentleman (1982) 11.30 24 Hours In A&E 12.35am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.25 Grand Designs

11.00am The 300 Spartans (1962) 1.15pm Laughter In Paradise (1951) 3.10 The Desert Rats (1953) 4.55 The War Wagon (1967) 7.05 Zoolander (2001) 8.50 Spy Interview Special 9.00 Bridesmaids (2011) 11.30 Premonition (2007) 1.20am The Class (2008) 4.00 Close

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THURSDAY 4 The Game BBC2, 9pm After being well and truly battered by the KGB bombing and Alan’s confession it’s there – a promising lead on the case! Well done team! Thing is, with these spy sorts, you can never tell when you’re getting the whole story, and as much as Joe thinks Alan’s hiding something , can he get to it?

Dementiaville Channel 4, 9pm No longer swept under the carpet or ignored as ‘getting old’, with an aging population dementia is something that is touching us all more than ever before. This documentary series explores a progressive approach to the care of people with dementia, starting with Poppy Lodge, pioneering a controversial approach.

Celebrity Juice ITV2, 11.10pm It’s pop star mayhem with Keith Lemon, with regulars Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound joined by guest captain Davina McCall and special guests Paddy McGuiness, The Wanted members Max George and Tom Parker, plus superstar DJ David Guetta. Plus David Hasselhoff appears in a special round. Hassled perhaps?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Bollyheat 9.00 Burn Up With Natalie 9.30 Bethanie Lune: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton HiLights (x2) 12.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Cook It 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 Life Stories This week we meet Connie Talbot of Britain’s Got Talent. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 8 Ball Pool IPA Pool competition with players from across the UK. 10.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hays and Joseph Nixon. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Live At The Latest: Forestears Forestears filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton in April 2015. 12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Life Stories 1.30 Latest News 2.00 8 Ball Pool 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Live At Th Latest: Forestears

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Housing Enforcers 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Cindy gives Jane and Ian a shocking ultimatum. It’s Pam’s birthday, but with Claudette at the party, will all go to plan? Sharon and Phil continue to play games. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News National and regional news bulletin from the BBC. 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations. 9.00 The Truth About Your Teeth Shiny, white, yellow, brown, splintered, fangs, gone – which is the truth about your teeth? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Plymouth. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am Holiday Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.15 Shark 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 2.45 Natural World - Sri Lanka: Elephant Island 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Yes, Minister 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts Charlie Ross and Natasha Raskin start from the famous naval city of Portsmouth, where Charlie visits Horse Sand Fort. 8.00 Springwatch 2015 At the end of a dramatic week for wildlife on the Suffolk coast, Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan report live on all the latest action. Martin HughesGames is out on the reserve exploring the amazing aerial world of the swift, while up in Shetland Iolo Williams goes in search of two very special otters. 9.00 The Game See highlights. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks at the multi-sized world of the little and the large. With Richard Osman, Lucy Porter, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Outbreak: The Truth About Ebola The inside story of how and why the worst Ebola outbreak in history wasn’t stopped before it was too late. 12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.50 Sign Zone: Inside The Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made 1.50 Sign Zone: 24 Hours In The Past 4.00 Human Planet: Change And Sustainability 5.00 Spooky Science 5.30 The Great British Year

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Harriet loses her temper with Laurel. 7.30 Coping Without Cops: Tonight Current affairs series. Over the last five years, police forces across the country have seen big cuts in their budgets and many fear there are more to come. With the prospect of even fewer police officers on the streets, some members of the public are stepping into the law and order breach. 8.00 Emmerdale Laurel gets her wires crossed. 8.30 Big Box Little Box Series in which five households across Britain get a special delivery of the latest gadgets and gizmos to test out. 9.00 Britain’s Busiest Airport Heathrow Documentary series going behind the scenes at Britain’s busiest and biggest international airport, London Heathrow. This programme focuses on arrivals, as airport staff race against the clock to process thousands of passengers arriving from 84 different countries. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Secret Life Of Your House Natural history documentary. 11.40 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Julian Clary 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Coping Without Cops: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Dr S’Avage plays detective when he finds incriminating evidence implicating one of his nurses. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Born Naughty? Series in which family GP Dr Dawn Harper and consultant paediatrician Dr Ravi Jayaram help children with behavioural problems. This time the doctors meet eight-year-old Charlie, who can be so destructive and violent that his mum Maxine has had to call the police. 9.00 Dementiaville See highlights. 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following members of the ambulance service across the country as they deal with life-threatening situations. This episode looks at the older generation, who are responsible for the majority of ambulance call outs. 11.00 Supercars: The Million Pound Motors Documentary. Filmmaker Rachael Kinley meets the men and women selling luxury vehicles to Britain’s rich and famous. 12.00am Big Fat Gypsy Weddings: Best Dressed Brides 1.00 The Job Centre 1.55 Damned Designs: Don’t Demolish My Home 2.50 Dispatches: Trains - Are You Paying Too Much? 3.20 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.15 The Renovation Game 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Hannah’s Law (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Denny is perturbed after spending the night with Ash and considers breaking up with him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In Colour Documentary telling the full story of World War II with the aid of rare and unseen archive footage, recently released official documents and modern techniques of colouring and satellite mapping. 8.00 Jack The Ripper: The Missing Evidence Documentary series investigating conspiracy theories. 9.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.00 Kellie Maloney: No Going Back This programme follows the extraordinary journey of Kellie Maloney, from her emotional and headline-grabbing appearance on Celebrity Big Brother, right through to her final full gender reassignment surgery. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Moone Boy 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Kings And Queens Of Speech 9.00 Glee 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Family Guy 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.00am Truly, Madly, Wembley 1.00 Murder In Successville 1.30 Live At The Apollo (x2) 2.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Castles: Britain’s Fortified History 9.00 Exposed: Magicians, Psychics And Frauds Storyville 10.25 Madness On Wheels: Rallying’s Craziest Years 11.25 Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.05am Art Of China 1.05 The Last Explorers 2.05 Castles

1.15pm Guinness World Records 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Unleashed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 11.10 Celebrity Juice. See highlights. 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am Mom (x2)

9.30am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am Northern Lights

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.00 Gogglebox 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Empire

11.15am FILM: Lover Come Back (1961) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings: The Luck Of The Irish 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut 12.55 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

11.00am None Shall Escape (1944) 12.45pm Pillow Talk (1959) 2.50 Shockproof (1949) 4.30 Escape To Victory (1981) 6.50 First Daughter (2004) 9.00 Cuban Fury (2014) 10.55 The Naked Gun (1988) 12.35am Adaptation (2002) 2.55 Close

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FRIDAY 5 Holy Grail Conspiracy: Secrets Of The Knights Templar Channel Five, 8pm It’s all very well being kings of the castle, having a secret handshake, knowing where the Holy Grail is and the bloodline of Jesus, but when the French King decides you’re bad news it’s time to scarper. So say the Knights Templar and this documentary.

Kate Humble: Living With Nomads BBC2, 9pm Kate Humble travels to Nepal to find the country’s last community of nomads, the Raute people. Now only numbering 140, these hunter-gatherers move on every few weeks and are notoriously private. Kate gest to know them, and the struggles and prejudices they live with each day.

FILM: Skyfall ITV2, 9pm Bond gets the Bourne action treatment and a snazzy flirty nemesis, plus a whole family back story that practically makes him Batman, what with the family pile and Groundskeeper Willy/Alfred in situ. Anyway, a bad man is after M and is jealous of Bond, and Bond is cross with M and feeling unloved. Bless.

¸ terrestrial v 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 9.30 BollyHeat 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Northern Cuisine 1.00 CaribAsian Cookery 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick OutThe Jams 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor (x2) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debate! 8.30 Latest News 9.00 Sketchers Quick fire comedy character and sketch show. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Funny Fursdays 10.45 Noise Reel Extra: The Galleons 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 On The Verge 1.30 Latest News 2.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 2.30 Latest News 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Funny Fursdays 4.45 Noise Reel Extra: The Galleons 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Housing Enforcers 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Jane and Ian reel from Cindy’s ultimatum. 8.30 The Vicar Of Dibley Ecclesiastical sitcom. After an unfortunate accident, St Barnabas’ Church finds itself in need of a new stained-glass window. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host and guest panellists including James Acaster. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch and her family. After faking Grandad’s death, the Brown family are still waiting for the insurance money to come through. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. On his sofa are movie star Samuel L Jackson, Amy Schumer. Plus, music from Muse. 11.25 SunTrap Crime comedy. 11.55 Truly, Madly, Wembley The story of FA Cup final day seen through the eyes of the fans. 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 2.45 Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix - Practice 1 4.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain John Craven hosts the quiz. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts Charlie Ross and Natasha Raskin start in Farnham in Surrey, and travel through Northamptonshire, Leicestershire and Lincolnshire,. 8.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Cookery series. One of Mary’s pleasures is to shop for fresh, exciting, seasonal ingredients, and in this episode it is the local farmers’ market that inspires her. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Kate Humble: Living With Nomads See highlights. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Clare is joined by Frankie Dettori one of Britain’s best-loved jockeys and Heather Watson - Britain’s number one women’s tennis player. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Heroes: The Story Of The FIFA Women’s World Cup Scoring. 11.50 FILM: Infamous (2006) Starring Toby Jones, Sandra Bullock, Jeff Daniels, Daniel Craig. Biographical drama following American journalist Truman Capote’s research into the murder of a Kansas family that would form the basis for his ‘non-fiction novel’ In Cold Blood. 1.40am Sign Zone: Question Time 2.40 Sign Zone: Wastemen

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Adam gets a surprise proposal. 7.30 Coronation Street Todd exacts his revenge on Eileen. Dev and Julie have different ideas. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo undertakes a culinary journey around his native Italy. In the first episode, he visits the stunning Amalfi Coast and the town of Amalfi itself, a favourite holiday destination during his childhood. 8.30 Coronation Street Todd bitterly reveals that his revenge is the reason for Eileen and Jason’s misery. What has Craig been up to? 9.00 Doc Martin Comedy drama series about a curmudgeonly GP. Portwenn is buzzing with arrangements for the wedding of Martin and Louisa. But will the marriage finally go ahead? Martin is irritated by PC Penhale, who wrongly assumes he is best man, and Louisa is running late. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Music And Lyrics (2007) Starring Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Haley Bennett. Romantic comedy about a washed-up former boy band member who tries to resurrect his career by writing for a young starlet. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Sienna finds her knight in shining armour but is he all he seems? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Comic book drama. S.H.I.E.L.D puts everything on the line to survive a war that blurs the line between friend and foe. Coulson and his team will be forced to make shocking sacrifices. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson plus Susie Dent and Rachel Riley. The guests are Miles Jupp, Greg Davies and Holly Walsh. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show with guests Peter Kay, Ellie Kemper, Adam Lambert and James Bay. 11.05 Man Down Sitcom about a frustrated teacher, written by and starring Greg Davies. After a chance meeting, Dan goes on a date. 11.40 Virtually Famous Comedy panel show hosted by Glee star Kevin McHale, with Seann Walsh and Chris Stark plus celebrity guests. 12.25am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.55 FILM: Perrier’s Bounty (2009) 2.25 The Hotel 3.25 One Born Every Minute USA 4.15 Four Rooms US 5.05 River Cottage Bites 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: LA 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: Night Passage (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah returns from the hospital with Zac and VJ but finds it hard to readjust to life back home. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Highlights of the documentary series following expert high-speed police chase teams. The team contends with a belligerent repeat Asbo breaker who will not give up without a fight and a particularly unstable streetfighting man. 8.00 Holy Grail Conspiracy: Secrets Of The Knights Templar See highlights. 9.00 Big Brother Timebomb: Live Eviction Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark. 11.30 Big Brother Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming from the house. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother Timebomb: Eviction 4.20 Jackass 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30 Last Man Standing 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Moone Boy 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix Practice 2 8.35 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 Family Guy (x2) 10.20 EastEnders 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 Family Guy 12.15am Murder In Successville 12.45 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.35 Sounds Of The Eighties 8.00 Gershwin’s Summertime: The Song That Conquered The World 9.00 Old Grey Whistle Test: 70s Gold 10.30 I’m A Pop Star! 11.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 - Big Hits 12.30am Old Grey Whistle Test: 70s Gold 2.00 Top Of The Pops: 1980 - Big Hits

12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 I Love You’ve Been Framed 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Skyfall (2012) See highlights 11.50 Celebrity Juice 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2)

2.05pm Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am FILM: The Pianist (2002) 2.45 Judge Judy

3.30pm Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Haywire (2011) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Rude Tube: Totally Mashed 12.55am Tattoos After Dark

11.05am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.40 FILM: River Of No Return (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Anzac Girls 10.20 24 Hours In A&E 11.25 Sex On Wheels 12.30am Grand Designs 1.35 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957) 1.20pm The Cruel Sea (1953) 3.55 The Long Gray Line (1955) 6.40 Mission: Impossible (1996) 8.50 Spy Interview Special 9.00 American Reunion (2012) 11.10 Adrift (2006) 1.00am Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008) 3.10 Close

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SATURDAY 6 Pinewood: 80 Years Of Movie Magic BBC2, 9pm Britain has a fine tradition of filmmaking, with Pinewood studios at the heart of much of it. Jonathan Ross gains unprecedented access to the famous studio, chats to Dame Joan Collins and Barbara Windsor, and is generally the kid in a toyshop around all things film-related.

The John Bishop Show BBC1, 9.45pm The Liverpudlian comic hosts an evening of comedy, music and anything else that tickles his fancy. He’s got good taste too, with our fabulous Zoe Lyons taking a turn on stage at the Hackney Empire, plus Chris Ramsey, rising star Funmbi Omotayo, and music from Jessie Ware and Striking Matches.

Big Bang Theory E4, 6pm It’s a Big Bang-athon! Join Sheldon, Koothrappali, Leonard and Wolowitz as they navigate the real world with aplomb, humour and the latest smartphone’s Maps. Penny gives Sheldon acting lessons, Wolowitz is torn between Bernadette and his mother, and science is the only thing not bamboozling them.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Floor (x2) 7.00 Bollyheat 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Noise Reel 9.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Unsigned Transmissions 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Kick Out The Jams 12.00pm Love That Car 12.30 Land Rovers Live 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.30 Cook It 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV’s first broadcast series. 7.30 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV’sveryown weekly film festival. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds. 12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Funny Fursdays 2.45 Noise Reel Extra 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 On The Verge

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Box 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Athletics 2.00 Olympic Journey 2.30 Bargain Hunt 3.30 Homes Under The Hammer 4.30 Escape To The Country 5.00 Formula 1 2015

6.00am Animal Park 7.00 FILM: A Tale Of Two Cities (1958) 8.55 FILM: Firecreek (1968) 10.35 James Stewart: Talking Pictures 11.25 FILM: The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 1.20pm Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix - Practice 2 2.55 Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix - Practice 3 4.00 Formula 1 Rewind 5.00 Antiques Road Trip

7.15 BBC News 7.25 South East Today 7.35 Now You See It Fast-paced entertainment series voiced by Mel Giedroyc, featuring the best and worst of magic and other incredible performers from around the world. Featuring magic tricks, bizarre stunts, embarrassing fails and of course the answer to the eternal question ‘where on Earth is Debbie McGee?’ 8.05 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the quiz in which two teams of strangers play against each other to complete a series of lists and win up to £100,000. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws presented by Gaby Roslin. 8.55 Casualty Cal and Ethan help a son come to terms with the seriousness of his mother’s illness, while Zoe and Dylan unite a family. 9.45 The John Bishop Show See highlights. 10.30 BBC News 10.50 Not Going Out Sitcom. Unburdened by ambition or drive, Lee drifts from one ill-advised job to another, living off the goodwill and generosity of his landlady, Kate, a clean-living Californian. 11.20 FILM: Tropic Thunder (2008) Starring Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr, Jack Black. Action comedy. 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News

6.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 6.30 Flog It! Paul Martin and the team are in the Cotswolds - the heart of Britain’s antiques and collectables trade. The experts are lead by Thomas Plant and Michael Baggott. 7.30 Edwardian Farm Archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn and historian Ruth attempt to bring Morwellham Quay in Devon back to life as it was in its Edwardian heyday. In October, the team branch out into market gardening, all-yearround egg production and beef cattle. They begin training the shire horses for a year of work in the fields. And they take on a pair of goats who prove to be more than a handful at milking time. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Corporal Jones is put to the test and the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard ensure that he is not found wanting. 9.00 Pinewood: 80 Years Of Movie Magic See highlights. 10.30 FILM: My Week With Marilyn (2011) Starring Michelle Williams, Eddie Redmayne, Kenneth Branagh. The tale of a young film studio assistant’s blossoming relationship with screen goddess Marilyn Monroe. 12.05am The Many Faces Of Sid James 1.05 FILM: Quatermass 2 (1957)

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Nerds & Monsters 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 All Star Family Fortunes 12.15pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 Doc Martin 1.30 French Open Tennis Live: Women’s Final 5.30 Off Their Rockers 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.10 ITV News; Weather 6.25 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill weaves slapstick into satire and no-one is safe from his unique brand of silliness as he narrates more viewer home videos. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Final Live: Juventus V Barcelona Mark Pougatch introduces live coverage of the Champions League Final from the Olympiastadion in Berlin. Barcelona are favourites to be crowned European champions for the fourth time in ten years and their much-vaunted attacking trio of Lionel Messi, Neymar and Luis Suarez will test the resilience of Juventus. But with Andrea Pirlo pulling the strings in midfield and Carlos Tevez a threat in attack, Juventus have their own potential match-winners and should not be under-estimated. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.35 Play To The Whistle - Extra Time A compilation of the very best previously unseen moments from the whole series. 11.15 UEFA Champions League Final: Extra Time The champions of Italy and Spain collide in the Champions League Final. 12.00am The Chase 12.55 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Slateman Triathlon Powered By Suunto 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.25 The Simpsons 12.55 The Simpsons 1.25 The Derby: Channel 4 Racing From Epsom 5.00 Channel 4 News 5.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.05 Benchmark Game show hosted by Paddy McGuinness. Contestants can win thousands of pounds with the help of ten members of the public, aka the ‘Benchmarkers’. 7.00 Celebrity Fifteen To One Comedian Adam Hills hosts the celebrity version of the fiendishly difficult quiz. Jason Manford, Germaine Greer and Jimmy Carr are among the 15 celebrities going headto-head. 8.00 The Restoration Man Architect George Clarke hosts the property series. 9.00 FILM: Anna Karenina (2012) Starring Keira Knightley, Jude Law, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Kelly Macdonald, Matthew Macfadyen, Domhnall Gleeson, Ruth Wilson. St Petersburg beauty Anna Karenina is married to government official Alexei Karenin, but despite their enviable standing in late 19th century society, she feels no passion for her stuffy older husband. When Anna travels to Moscow to persuade the wife of her cheating brother to forgive him, she catches the eye of dashing young Count Alexei Vronsky. 11.35 FILM: The Brave One (2007) Starring Jodie Foster, Terrence Howard. Vigilante thriller. 1.50am Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.40 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 3.40 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.45 The Common Denominator

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 11.40 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 1.40 FILM: Columbo: Old Fashioned Murder (1976) 3.10 Inside Manchester’s Midland Hotel 4.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5.10 The Dog Rescuers 6.10 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours. 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. 9.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the House. This year, the clock is ticking and Housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.00 The Incredible Hulk Woman: Extraordinary People Documentary. This programme follows a mum of three who has one of the rarest conditions in the world - stiff person syndrome. 10.55 Kellie Maloney: No Going Back This programme follows the extraordinary journey of Kellie Maloney and the remarkable transformation she undertook to become the woman she secretly always knew she was. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Five VOD Big Brother: Timebomb 4.00 Furious & Funny: Caught On Camera 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 Football’s Funniest Moments (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x5) 5.30 The Simpsons (x3) 7.00 Fright Club 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 (x2) 10.00 FILM: Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995) 12.30am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.30 Road Wars (x3) 4.00 UK Border Force

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 Family Guy (x3) 10.35 LIVE: Women’s World Cup: Canada v China 1.00am Family Guy 1.25 Murder In Successville 1.55 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 2.25 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.55 Live At The Apollo

7.00pm Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures 8.00 Wild Arabia 9.00 1864 9.55 1864 10.55 Top Of The Pops 2: Summertime Special 11.55 Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.35am Guitar Heroes At The BBC 1.35 Wild Arabia 2.35 Metamorphosis: The Science Of Change

12.30pm FILM: Beethoven’s 2nd (1993) 2.15 Mr Bean (x2) 3.25 Guinness World Records 3.50 FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 5.35 FILM: Cats And Dogs (2001) 7.25 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 10.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 12.10am FILM: Red Dragon (2002) 2.25 Life’s Funniest Moments

6.00am Movies Now 6.10 Judge Judy 6.30 Where The Heart Is 7.30 Where The Heart Is 8.35 Inspector Morse 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.00pm Lewis 3.00 Lewis 5.00 Lewis 7.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.10am Wire In The Blood 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen

12.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 1.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 FILM: Clueless (1995) 5.00 Made In Chelsea 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6). See highights. 9.00 FILM: Battle: Los Angeles (2011) 11.20 Gogglebox (x2) 1.25am Rude Tube 2.30 2 Broke Girls

10.50am FILM: The Last Wagon (1956) 12.55pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.35 Building The Dream 4.40 Location, Location, Location (x3) 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 It Was Alright In The 1970s 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) 1.00pm Millions (2004) 3.05 A Monster In Paris (2011) 4.45 Biggles (1986) 6.30 Star Trek (2009) 9.00 The Sitter (2011) 10.40 Insidious (2010) 12.45am A Prophet (2009) 3.55 Close

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SUNDAY 7 Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 7.05pm Time for some fantasy shopping! To be honest, we do live in one of the loveliest parts of the country, but Royal Tunbridge Wells is no shirker in the beauty department either. Robin and Gemma are looking for their first home together there, after spending three years in Singapore. How many levels of culture shock here?

Protecting Our Foster Kids BBC2, 10pm With the attention drawn in the news in the last decade to the true vulnerabilities of society’s most at risk children, this will be an interesting programme to view. What safeguards are there in place now? Is it a case of locking the stable door after the horse has bolted – or will this really have an eye to the future?

FILM: The Breakfast Club ITV3, 12.40am Stay up late on a Sunday night and revisit a youth of struggle, disillusionment, and Molly Ringwald’s lipstick trick. Part of the John Hughes classic oeuvre, a handful of high school misfits spend detention together on a Saturday, breaking down barriers and stereotypes. And setting fire to a shoe. Don’t you forget...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Newspapers (x2) 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Family, Faith And Fun 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Gold Coast Xplorer 12.00pm Land Rovers Live 12.30 Growing Concerns 1.00 Two Men And A Fish 1.45 Noise Reel Extra 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Gold Coast Xplorer 3.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Andrew White: Yorkshire Walks Join avid walker Andrew White as his discovers the history, culture and people of the East Riding of Yorkshire. 7.00 GoldCoast XPlorer Gold Coast Xplorer checksout Sea World, Loganfoote Adventures, Get On Your Bikes, and much more. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Land Rovers Live Adventures, stories and enthusiasts following one of the world’s most iconic vehicles both old and new. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and theircars. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Gold Coast Xplorer 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Funny Fursdays 2.45 Noise Reel Extra 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00 BBC News 6.15 South East Today 6.25 Formula 1 2015 ZoooOOOOoom!!! 9.00 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell Historical fantasy drama. Returned from war, Jonathan Strange joins Mr Norrell to try to cure England’s mad king, George III, but is frustrated at Norrell’s refusal to discuss the magic and legends of old times. Meanwhile, unbeknown to the magicians, the Gentleman embarks on a scheme to capture Arabella and destroy Jonathan Strange. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 11.15 FILM: Blades Of Glory (2007) Starring Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler, Jenna Fischer, William Fichtner, Craig T Nelson, Romany Malco. Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy McElroy are two polar-opposite rival Olympic ice skaters. Stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from any men’s singles competition after their hostility ruins an awards ceremony, they sink into desperate obscurity. Surprisingly, however, their number one fan finds a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team. 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

6.20 FILM: Shall We Dance? (2004) Starring Richard Gere, Jennifer Lopez, Susan Sarandon, Lisa Ann Walter, Stanley Tucci. Romantic comedy in which bored, overworked estate lawyer John Clark embarks on a love affair with ballroom dancing when he signs up for classes with sultry teacher Paulina. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the experts make a second visit to the Royal Ballet School in Richmond Park, London. 9.00 Armada: 12 Days To Save England Three-part dramadocumentary series, telling the story of how England came within a whisker of disaster in summer 1588. Newly discovered documents reveal a remarkable web of misunderstandings that stopped the Spanish from invading, and show how the English victory forged the reputation of Elizabeth. 10.00 Protecting Our Foster Kids See highlights. 11.00 FILM: A Single Man (2009) Starring Colin Firth, Julianne Moore, Matthew Goode, Nicholas Hoult. Drama about an English professor who, one year after the sudden death of his partner, is unable to cope with daily life in 1960s Los Angeles. 12.30am Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix - Highlights 1.30 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.30 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Country 2.00 Flog It! 2.40 The Truth About Your Teeth 3.40 Points Of View 3.55 Songs Of Praise 4.30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together 5.00 Countryfile

6.00am The Big Allotment Challenge 7.00 Countryfile 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 Greatest Gardens 9.00 The Beechgrove Garden 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 The Box 11.30 The Box 12.00pm Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 12.30 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 1.30 Athletics: Birmingham Grand Prix 5.20 Hotel India

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Judge Rinder 10.25 Judge Rinder 11.25 Long Lost Family 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 International Football Live: Republic Of Ireland V England 3.10 French Open Tennis Live: Men’s Final 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern invites contestants Eileen, Karl and Sarah to say what they see. 7.15 Celebrity Squares Warwick Davis hosts the last in the second series of the comedy game show. 8.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium Comedian Jack Whitehall presents a packed hour of entertainment, featuring music and variety acts from all over the planet. Musical performances come from Simply Red, Jess Glynne and Leona Lewis. 9.00 Home Fires Drama series set in a Cheshire village during the Second World War. The isolated community could not feel further away from the impending bloodshed and battlefields, yet it is not immune from the effects of war, and everyone must make sacrifices as the conflict begins to have an impact. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 International Football Highlights 11.20 Vicious Second series of the sitcom following the ups and downs in the lives of an elderly gay couple. 11.50 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Donny Osmond Piers Morgan joins Donny Osmond in Chicago. 12.50am Jackpot247 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 British GT 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 FILM: We Bought A Zoo (2011) 3.55 FILM: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) 5.50 Channel 4 News 6.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Property series. Chester-based couple John and Elaine McMahon are looking for a holiday pad. John would prefer the Llyn Peninsula in Wales, near to his beloved rowing club, while Elaine pines for the warmth, culture and quality of life of the Cote d’Azur in France. 7.05 Location, Location, Location See highlights. 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. 9.00 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala Channel 4’s Comedy Gala, in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity, returns for a sixth year to London’s O2 Arena. The lineup includes Aisling Bea, Alan Carr, Jack Dee, Jason Byrne, Jon Richardson, Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan, Kevin Bridges, Michael McIntyre, Paul Chowdhry, Rich Hall, Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan, Russell Kane, Sara Pascoe, Sean Lock, Seann Walsh, Shappi Khorsandi, Trevor Noah, Warwick Davis and many more. 11.35 Lee Mack Live Comic Lee Mack performs live. 12.40am FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) 2.30 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 River Cottage Bites 5.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Jelly Jamm 8.55 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 The Dog Rescuers 11.10 Ultimate Police Interceptors 11.35 Ultimate Police Interceptors 12.10pm Benefit House: Me And My 26 Kids 1.10 Benefits, Babies And Jail 2.10 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 3.10 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 4.10 FILM: Open Season 3 (2010) 5.40 FILM: Disney’s The Haunted Mansion (2003) 7.15 FILM: The Wedding Date (2005) Starring Debra Messing, Dermot Mulroney, Jack Davenport, Amy Adams, Sarah Parish, Martin Barrett, Jeremy Sheffield, Holland Taylor, Peter Egan and C Gerod Harris. Romantic comedy. Desperate to avoid embarrassment at her sister’s extravagant British wedding, a single American woman hires a suave male escort to pose as her boyfriend in an attempt to dupe the ex-fiance who dumped her years earlier. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the House. This year, the clock is ticking and Housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.55 FILM: Dark Skies (2013) Starring Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett, JK Simmons, LJ Benet, Rich I, Myndy Crist, Annie Thurman and Jake Brennan. Science fiction horror about a young American suburban family who begin to experience an escalating series of disturbing and unexplainable events. 12.00am FILM: Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) 1.45 SuperCasino 3.10 Inside Manchester’s Midland Hotel 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2)

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10.00am Glee 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Spy: Sky Movies Special 12.30 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (x2) 2.30 The Real A&E (x3) 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Kings And Queens Of Speech 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Ascension (x2) 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.30 Top Gear 8.30 LIVE: Women’s World Cup: Germany v Cote D’Ivoire 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Murder In Successville 1.00 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 2.00 Truly, Madly, Wembley 3.00 Where Am I Sleeping Tonight?

7.00pm Egypt’s Lost Queens 8.00 Julie Walters In Conversation With Richard E Grant 9.00 FILM: Billy Elliot (2000) 10.45 1960: The Year Of The North 11.45 Top Of The Pops: 1980 - Big Hits 12.45am I’m A Pop Star! 1.45 Old Grey Whistle Test: 70s Gold

9.40am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.05pm Take Me Out 1.20 Take Me Out: The Gossip 2.05 Mr Bean 2.45 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 4.30 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 6.15 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 9.00 Love Island 10.30 FILM: Couples Retreat (2009) 12.50am Mom (x2) 1.40 Fake Reaction

6.00am FILM: The Nun’s Story (1959) 8.55 Heartbeat 9.55 Heartbeat 11.00 Lewis 1.00pm Lewis 3.00 Lewis 5.00 Lewis 7.00 Lewis 9.00 The One And Only Cilla 10.30 Lewis 12.40am FILM: The Breakfast Club (1985). See highlights. 2.20 Doctor In The House 2.45 Doctor In The House 3.10 ITV3 Nightscreen

10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Made In Chelsea 1.35 Melissa & Joey (x2) 2.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 FILM: The Simpsons Movie (2007) 9.45 Gogglebox (x2) 11.55 Rude Tube 12.55am Virtually Famous

11.00am Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 12.05pm Gadget Man (x3) 1.40 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut

11.00am Titanic (1953) 1.00pm Explorers (1985) 3.15 Marley And Me (2008) 5.35 Australia (2008) 9.00 Bridesmaids (2011) 11.30 The Station Agent (2003) 1.15am Rust And Bone (2012) 3.45 Close

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MONDAY 8 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands BBC2, 9pm This is one of those documentary series you just know justifies the license fee. Stunning images, remarkable research and that quality feel that you just wouldn’t get from a composite stock filmwork job. Showcasing the archipelago’s landscapes and wildlife. Better than manga.

Man Down Channel 4, 10pm Competition can be a good thing. You know, when a rival teacher who also happens to be a rival for Miss Lipsey’s affections puts on a smashing assembly it can inspire greatness. Or it can create mayhem as Dan determines to top it with the brilliant idea of combining his drama class and a war hero. Oh.

How To Be Bohemian With Victoria Coren Mitchell BBC4, 9pm Many residents of East Sussex may consider themselves Bohemian enough, but to actually get to the historical root of who those first weird and wonderful artists and writers were that adopted the moniker, join Victoria Coren Mitchell. She begins in post-revolution Paris. Of course.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 BollyHeat 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Cook It 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland givesviewers a fitness workout. 7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Jospeh Gunn. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills aannd fun how to cookery programme to help you prepare really tasty, simple fresh food from good value produce for yourself, friends and family. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. International Chef Exchange goes to The Pavilion in Guernsey and The Ginger Pig in Brighton. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Post Feature 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together Food writer and cook Nigel Slater takes a tour of the diversity in modern British home cooking.the world. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Ronnie continues to grow suspicious of Charlie and Roxy’s relationship. Sharon refuses to be beaten and steps up her game plan at the Albert. Masood learns a shocking revelation from Shirley. 8.30 GM Food - Cultivating Fear A new generation of GM foods is winning over governments and former critics of the technology, and scientists say the crops could help feed people in the developing world. So are those who oppose GM doing more harm than good? 9.00 The Met Sort it! 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host and guest panellists including James Acaster. 11.20 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton’s chat show. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.15 Wanted In Paradise 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Athletics: Diamond League 2.45 Earthflight 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Yes, Minister 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 The Wonder Of Dogs Kate Humble, Steve Leonard and a team of canine experts reveal the innermost secrets of man’s best friend. 8.00 Springwatch 2015 It is week three for the Springwatch team at RSPB Minsmere in Suffolk. Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games are live with all the wildlife action from the weekend, catching up with the badgers and marsh harriers on the reserve. Up in the Shetland Islands, Iolo Williams is on the trail of some very special otters. 9.00 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands See highlights. 10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Sean and Beverly Lincoln are the happily married creators of a hit British TV show, who are persuaded to move to Los Angeles to remake it for American TV, with disastrous results. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Steph Houghton - England’s World Cup Captain Gabby Logan narrates a profile of Steph Houghton, as she prepares to lead England’s women in their bid for World Cup victory. 11.50 Match Of The Day Live: Women’s World Cup Live coverage of the Women’s World Cup match between USA and Australia. 2.30am Sign Zone: Watchdog

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert gives Victoria an ultimatum 7.30 Coronation Street Eileen comforts furious Michael. Simon struggles to control his temper. 8.00 Johnny Kingdom’s Wild Exmoor Johnny Kingdom watches the wildlife and meets the people of his native Exmoor through the seasons of the year. 8.30 Coronation Street Eileen has to confess after Michael collapses. 9.00 Vicious Second series of the sitcom following the ups and downs in the lives of an elderly gay couple. Freddie and Stuart decide that they are unfit and join Ash at his gym. 9.30 Off Their Rockers: Blue Badge Special Second of two spinoff specials from the hidden camera comedy show, featuring a cast of disabled actors playing pranks on the general public. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Carry On Forever Three-part series, narrated by Martin Clunes, telling the story of the best-loved brand in British film comedy history. 11.40 FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966) Starring Harry H Corbett, Kenneth Williams, Fenella Fielding. Horror spoof. 1.20am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. When her cries for help go unheard, Sinead decides to teach Ste a lesson - but will he learn from it? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Where To Save Your Money: Channel 4 Dispatches Current affairs series. With interest rates still at their lowest rates for 300 years, Siobhan Kennedy investigates the crisis facing many of Britain’s 40 million savers. your money at risk is revealed. 8.30 Gadget Man Richard Ayoade takes on the daily grind of 9 to 5 with some interesting new gadgets. 9.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild Kevin travels to a paradise desert island in the south Pacific to meet Karyn, Boris and their three children whose remote island home is nestled in the archipelago of Tonga. 10.00 Man Down See highlights. 10.35 My Tattoo Addiction Reality series looking at the world of tattoos and exploring the unique stories behind every design. 11.35 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. 12.30am One Born Every Minute USA 1.20 Country House Rescue 2.20 The House The 50s Built 3.15 The Renovation Game 4.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.05 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’stelevision 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Hit & Run (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah finally makes some headway with Matt after a late night deep and meaningful, but he still cannot face the prospect of pouring away his alcohol stash. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World’s Busiest Airport Documentary looking behind the scenes at Hong Kong International, the world’s busiest airport. 8.00 Furious & Funny: Caught On Camera Reality clip show about the perils of trying to relax. 9.00 Inside Manchester’s Midland Hotel Documentary series. It is mayhem at the Midland in the run-up to the busiest week of the year. The hotel prepares for two of its biggest events - a white collar boxing event and the Labour Party Annual Conference. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the House. This year, the clock is ticking and Housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bigger Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark. 12.30am Jackass 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Dog Rescuers 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30 Last Man Standing 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Moone Boy 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 The Day Everest Shook 10.00 Fright Club 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Sex, Stags And Prague: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Sex, Stags And Prague 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Inside The Medieval Mind 9.00 How To Be Bohemian With Victoria Coren Mitchell. See highlights. 10.00 What Do Artists Do All Day? 10.30 FILM: I Capture The Castle (2003) 12.20am Julie Walters In Conversation With Richard E Grant

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 You’ve Been Framed! 2.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.40 Love Island 7.10 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Celebrity Juice: Corrie v Emmerdale Special 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Love Island 1.35 Royal Pains

10.50am Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am Sherlock Holmes

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Revenge 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (z2) 11.55 Brooklyn NineNine 12.25am Rude Tube

11.00am FILM: Winning (1969) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies: The Man With Half A Face 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am Operation Petticoat (1959) 1.25pm The Tall T (1957) 3.00 Conspiracy Of Hearts (1959) 5.15 The Spoilers (1955) 6.55 The Company Men (2010) 9.00 Cuban Fury (2014) 10.55 A Time To Kill (1996) 1.50am Race With The Devil (1975) 3.40 Close