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FOOD FESTIVAL FUN Andrew Kay reports on the Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival INDEPENDENCE Jessica KellgrenHayes at the movies

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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Sir Ranulph Fiennes & Anton Bowring: A Life At The Limits Living legend Sir Ranulph Fiennes is set to embark upon a different adventure this summer as he takes to UK theatre stages with his long-time friend and expedition partner, Anton Bowring. Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, 3 July 2015, £24, 01323 412000, www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

Will Young The ‘Love Revolution’ singer comes to town with a brand new tour promoting his number one album ‘85% Proof’. Brighton Centre, 2 November 2015, £21/19, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

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number of my friends have been dating of late. Maybe it’s the summer, or maybe it’s just that the Brighton Fringe is over so they have time to tell me of their exciting escapades. Regardless, the thing that strikes me the most is the wide variety of different kinds of dating circuits there are out there, and how the choice really is yours as to how brief and sweet – or intense and shacked-up-by-next-Tuesday-for-the-rest-of-your-lives – your relationships can be. Tinder and Grindr seem to be responsible for a high turnover of dating opportunities, making relationships more disposable (and exciting) with the ease at which a new one could be at your fingertips. And by that I’m not advocating dumping your long-term lover to see if the grass is greener and what it’s like to not always be the one mowing it. But I have noticed a certain stacking of dates on a single evening – meaning that there literally is another prospective love waiting in the wings. It’s like self-orchestrated speed dating with an hour for each interviewee instead of three minutes. And you’re the one in charge of the pinger-thingy. Alternatively, I’ve also witnessed the slower more drawn out prerelationship courting that’s been a bit of a joy to behold. Going on a picnic, having a lunch date, stepping back and playing with that first interaction the online alternatives circumnavigate entirely – does this person that you like, like you back? I mean ‘like’ like. Y’know. More than Doc Martin but less than Doctor Who? Plus, of course, this is Brighton so if there’s any other quirk or delight inbetween there’s bound to be a group or forum for it, although whether my friends will tell me about their use of those remains to be seen. Summer is here and anything is possible. And I can’t wait.

Andrew Kay Andrew has his eye on you

Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Brighton & Hove Buses share their top destinations

The Songbook Of Judy Garland Join the original Dorothy’s daughter – Lorna Luft – at Theatre Royal Brighton

11 Cook It Three chefs go to the movies with Brighton & Hove Food Festival 12 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 12 Brighton Writes Jessica Kellgren-Hayes on the ‘out there’ independent spirit of the Duke of York’s 15 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 18 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we think of it! 19 TV Listings TV listings for the next seven days

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ANDREW KAY CAST NE’ER A CLOUT Getting spectacular was born with a squint, don’t laugh, it wasn’t bad but one eye was, and I believe still is, slightly lazier than the other. For years I would attend the eye clinic on a regular basis only to be sent away with the soothing words that it would probably correct itself, which I guess in time it did. From the age of seven I was discharged and never returned. I was of course relieved because back then the solution that other kids seemed to be given was a pair of clear plastic specs with one lens covered in flesh pink cloth sticking plaster. It was not a great look although years later I sat next to Adam Ant on a bus and he was wearing those very same clear plastic specs and somehow managed to pull the look off. To be honest, he could have been sporting a cabbage and a pint of custard and he would have looked good, he really was a very beautiful young man. I didn’t need glasses but I sort of wished that I did because I thought that with them I might have managed to achieve just a splash of his glamorous charisma. Ah well, he obviously had good genes, and jeans! It was much later in life that I started to struggle to read. I built up quite good arm muscles moving heavy books backwards and forwards in front of my eyes in the hope that at some point the text would become legible. Of course it did not and I had to make a visit to an optician. Reading glasses they said, not very strong but strong enough to enable the comfortable digestion of a book again. I was delighted and for a few years reading glasses did the trick – except for one thing. I did have a tendency to forget them. There’s nothing more annoying than discovering that you need your specs and that you have put them down somewhere. Now that somewhere could in fact be anywhere, in the bedroom, in the bathroom, in the office, in a restaurant, quite frankly they were left all over the place. The next time I had a check up I discovered that my long vision was a little worse and I enquired

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about having varifocals. Now I know that the word varifocals is synonymous with getting old and I had terrible thoughts that if I got them I would have to move to Eastbourne or

I was born with a squint, don’t laugh, it wasn’t bad but one eye was, and I believe still is, slightly lazier than the other Worthing. Apologies to both as they are indeed very fine towns indeed with plenty going for them and that was a cheap and easy jibe. Varifocals in fact gave me a new lease of life, I don’t mind wearing specs and I rather enjoy going in for my regular check up. These days I go to Specky Wren which is in the entrance way to the newly regenerated London Road Open Market. I like that too. The Specky Wren furnished me with the big red specs you see in my picture (look left). I loved them from day one, they had that great slightly mad professor look that goes so well with my mad professor hair. The trouble is that my reading is now a bit worse, added to

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which I was struggling in the sun to read even a bus number and certainly couldn’t read anything on my phone. So now the nice Specky Wrens have furnished me with new specs that solve not only the reading but also the sun problem. They darken in the sun and they get light again very quickly when I go indoors. My only problem now is that as I write this the rain is driving in off the sea in the most unpleasant manner, especially as it is June. Can you get specs with windscreenwipers, I think you can in joke shops, but The Specky Wren is not a joke, it’s a very nice place with excellent professional advice and a great range of stylish frames at a variety of prices to suit all budgets. I’m no Adam Ant but my Specky Wren specs are pretty cool. 1-2 Marshalls Row, Brighton BN1 4JU, United Kingdom 01273 911191 www.thespeckywren.co.uk

MODO The frames that I chose were from a range designed by a company called Modo Eyewear. I did a bit of research and discovered the following: “MODO continues its dedication to social responsibility with our “Buy a Frame Give a Frame” program with the Seva Foundation through Nepal Netra Jyoti Sangh (NNJS). For each MODO frame purchased, we will

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donate a frame to those in need as part of the World Health Organization Vision 2020 initiative. The NNJS is credited with coordinating 90 percent of all eye care services in Nepal. Of the 2.2 million Nepali people seeking eye care consultations annually, 43% are potentially in need of eyeglasses, according to the World Health Organization (WHO). They specifically target the prevention of blindness and impaired vision due to uncorrected refractive error – simply the need for an eye exam and a pair of glasses. More than 600 million people around the world are blind or vision impaired because they do not have access to the eye examination and glasses they need. Modo “Buy a Frame Give a Frame” program is a pledge to provide free spectacles to those in need. We are partnering with Nepal Netra Jyoti Sangh to reach the visually impaired in need of help and provide eye exams and proper eye-care. Modo is eager to help improving the lives of children, men and women with low vision and giving them a chance to look at a brighter future”. I was impressed by this, impressed by the policy of the manufacturer but also by the fact that the guys at The Specky Wren did not maximise on this excellent policy.

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have recently been to Studio Hardie and met with William (the guy with a hat, who was on George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces). As soon as you walk into the workshop, you feel that you are entering into a very special place. These people are basically taking a tree and are turning it into something wondrous. It is a skill that I think should be widely revered and paid handsomely for but I’m not sure that this is always the case. When considering advances in science and technology I believe that we have to keep sight of these traditional crafts and not let them become insignificant. They need to co-exist side-by side with advances in technology. As well as having beautiful constructed items from wood, we also need to be thinking about designing the next generation of building materials. This is something that the University Technical College@ Harbourside will be offering future generations. The UTC College will be housed in the Victorian Marine and Carpenters Workshop at Newhaven, built in 1882 by the London, Brighton and South Coast Railway Company. It has stood empty since 1980 and in 1993 became a listed building. For a great write up of the history of the building and UTC@harbourside see the recent article in VivaLewes (issue 105). UTC@harbourside will open in September 2015 and will focus on marine and environmental engineering. University Technical Colleges offer 14 to 18 year olds the opportunity to learn highly regarded academic and technical subjects and become the inventors, engineers, scientists and technicians of tomorrow. Students learn these subjects in highly integrated ways, with an emphasis on project-based learning rather than traditional learning approaches. Students combine their academic studies with its practical applications and get hands-on to experiment, design, make, test and evaluate using specialised equipment.

owards the end of the 19th century it offered seclusion and inspiration for many artists, writers and public figures, factors which influence both residents and visitors to this day. The main attractions in the town are Kipling's Garden, Rottingdean Windmill, St. Margaret's Church with its beautiful stained glass windows and some traditional old inns which were once frequented by smugglers in the area. The beautiful village of Rottingdean, located just outside Brighton, can be reached on Brighton & Hove Buses Route 2, Coaster 12s and Route 27. The village, although ancient, became popular with artists, writers and public figures in the 19th century and their legacy still exists with a continuing artsy feel to the village. One of the main attractions in Rottingdean is the Kiplings Gardens, where Rudyard Kipling lived from 1897 to 1902. Admission is free and the gardens include the Rose Garden, Herb Garden and Wild Garden – the Wild Gardens can be used for picnics. The main shopping street is full of interesting boutiques and specialist shops. You could also while away the afternoon in the local tea rooms and pubs. The village museum is housed in the Grange, which is also the library and an art gallery, or you can always just stroll around this beautiful village which includes many historic buildings, a village pond and green. The Rottingdean Windmill is located in the Beacon Hill nature reserve. The nature reserve is a great place to listen to the skylarks, and view the South Downs and sea.

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Judy Garland’s daughter Lorna Luft & an all star cast in a remarkable tribute to a true legend udy Garland dominated stage and screen for five incredible decades, boasting critically acclaimed performances in A Star is Born and The Wizard of Oz as well as a renowned film partnership with Mickey Rooney in the golden age of MGM. She remains the youngest recipient of the Cecil B DeMille award for Lifetime Achievement in Motion Pictures and was posthumously awarded a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award. In 1999, the American Film Institute placed her in the 10 Greatest Female Stars in the history of American Cinema. Now, by arrangement with the Judy Garland Estate, and with the official blessing of her family, we take you on a magical journey through the songs that established Judy Garland as show business royalty. The Songbook of Judy Garland is led by Judy’s daughter Lorna Luft who will be joined by West End musical theatre stars Louise Dearman (Wicked, Evita) and Ray Quinn (Legally Blonde, Dirty Dancing). The show includes never before seen film clips and interviews together with irresistible classic hit songs such as Meet Me in St Louis, Easter Parade, Over The Rainbow, Get Happy, Zing! Went the Strings of My Heart, The Man That Got Away, Rock-A-Bye-YourBaby and The Trolley Song. Creative director for the show is the renowned choreographer Arlene Phillips, well known as a judge on Strictly Come Dancing. Dance routines are performed by Judy’s Dancers – The Boyfriends. A dazzling theatrical treat for a summer evening. Judy, The Songbook of Judy Garland, Tue 7 – Sat 11 Jul,Eves 7.45pm,Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply)

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pearls of dry ice that sent up curls of mist. If all of that was not enough, local burlesque queen Cherry Shakewell, dressed in 1920s showgirl glamour, complete with white ostrich feather fans, strutted her stuff amongst the diners and capped what was a quite extraordinary evening in the most flamboyant style. In amongst the fun and glamour we also managed to raise a decent sum of money for the orphanage in India for children with HIV that Khanthi and his team are supporting. Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Festival is and remains the local food festival, is a CIC and has a

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Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival proves that local is best ell that’s another swathe of fabulous Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Festival successfully completed, despite me being laid low with a bad back. Sadly I was unable to attend many of the wonderful events created by Mr Nick Mosley and the festival team, but those I did manage to make it to were magical. The final weekend of course saw me on stage at Hove lawns hosting the Live Food Stage with the very best chefs from in and around Brighton and Hove as well as guests from Guernsey and The Hague. Our activity with the International Chef Exchange project has made us many friends and it was a delight to see them back here to participate in our festival. Both Tony Leck and Bas Oonk took the stage and cooked up a storm. Make Your Case was the usual wild and ribald wine tasting fun, and once again we managed to raise a substantial sum for Rockinghorse who support the Royal Alexander Children’s Hospital. But my best night out had to be the Three Chefs Go To The Movies dinner, hosted by chef Kanthi Thamma and Euan Sey at the Curry Leaf Cafe. Mr Mosley and I, after a few drinks, thought that it would be fun to ask the chefs to theme their dishes around their favourite films. It proved to be a fun idea that inspired some truly wonderful food. The first course fell to Semone Bonner, now of The Set. His choice of film was Jaws and his complex dish of pressed skate in a seafood broth with a chicken croquette and seaweeds was delivered to the tables through a mist of fog and to the scary theme from the movie. It

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We thought that it would be fun to ask the chefs to theme their dishes around their favourite films was fun and it was delicious too. The main course fell to Kanthi Thamma of the Curry Leaf Cafe and there was no surprise that his choice was his favourite Bollywood blockbuster. His team leapt from the kitchens and rushed around the tables streaking the diners with vibrant coloured powders in Holi style before delivering equally vibrant thalis. Kanthi’s food is stunning and on each visit I discover new delights and dishes that I have never, in over 40 years of eating Indian food, tasted or even heard of. Later that week I took Bas Oonk to their new venture, a kitchen based in the Temple Bar on Western Road

where we enjoyed a great selection of street foods and a few beers too. As usual I digress, Kanthi’s explosion of colour was followed by a thing of great beauty from chef Jimmy Grey of Jeremy’s at Borde Hill. Jimmy chose The Great Gatsby and in responce created a spectacularly opulent dish that had the room spellbound. A plate that boasted strawberry and Ridgeview sparkling wine jelly, fresh strawberries, dried strawberries, smoked strawberries (yes smoked), herbs, a chocolate truffle roll dusted in strawberry powder and flecked with gold leaf and finally a small jug of strawberry cocktail which on contact with the plate hit secret

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policy of creating great community, open access events throughout its programming. The Set, within Artist Residence, 33 Regency square, Brighton. BN1 2GG, Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday Saturday 12.30 - 15.00, 18.00 - 21.30 Curry Leaf Cafe, 60 Ship Street Brighton BN1 1AE United Kingdom 01273 207070 Monday-Saturday: 12-3pm & 6-10:30pm Sunday: 12-3:30pm & 6-10pm www.thesetrestaurant.com Borde Hill, Borde Hill Gardens, Haywards Heath, West Sussex RH16 1XP, United Kingdom 01444 441102 www.jeremysrestaurant.co.uk www.brightonfoodfestival.com

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HOT LIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

NOORIS Beautiful Indian cuisine in the heart of Brighton. Grab yourself some authentic indian food at unbeatable prices! 2 courses for £6.95 12 - 7pm Thursday to Sunday (£9.95 after 7pm) £5.50 Sunday buffet 1pm 5pm, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AE, 01273 329 405

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

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righton’s Duke of York’s cinema lays claim to being the oldest British cinema in continuous use and is today known for showing films that are a little ‘out there’- the kind of thing we wouldn’t be able to see anywhere else in the city. One recent showing was of Ana Lily Amirpour’s debut, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night- the first Iranian, Vampire Western ever made! Obviously this is not a genre that looks to be brimming over with films any time soon but the film is a joyful mash-up. Full of stylised fragments that are prioritised over story and characters the film fails to compose a bigger picture but in its own way creates something far more beautiful instead. Set in the fictional Iranian ghost town of Bad City (the name nodding towards Frank Miller’s graphic novel Sin City) and shot in crisp black-andwhite, the film’s look exists in a twilight zone. Whilst it nods to the late 19th century’s ghost stories and early cinema, the film’s look also owes much to comic books and contemporary pop iconography. IranianAmerican writer-director Amirpour describes the exhilarating film as the ‘Iranian love-child of Sergio Leone and David Lynch, with Nosferatu as a babysitter’. You’ll note I have yet to mention the plot… largely because there isn’t one! A young man, handsome and well coiffed but a bit of a cad, is working hard to pay off his vintage convertible. Yet his father is a heroin addict with more debts than love for his son and the car is taken by a tattooed, drugdealing pimp as collateral. Our hero is then placed at the scene of a murder but, with the authorities notable only for their absence, it is the lawless he truly has to fear. This out of control town needs a saviour; the stranger with a murky past who wanders in and saves the day as in every Western before. What is unexpected is that this liberating angel should be a skateboarding, alienated, chador-wearing teenage girl! And possibly not entirely alive. The character shapeshifts as the film mutates around her, gleefully transforming to bask in the sheer pleasure of pulp. With influences spanning spaghetti westerns, graphic novels, horror films and the Iranian New Wave, the film creates a complex, interwoven web of genre, archetype and iconography that at once seems also effortless. A subversive intelligence brings together oxymoronic elements that bridge between cinema’s history and its modern incarnation, with only a few strays into the tiresomely meta. The film is at once a political parable and a lurid legend - either way, it’s sensational!

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PALIN INTERESTING Michael Palin’s journey through his diaries ne of Britain’s best-loved comedians, Michael Palin, comes to Eastbourne’s Congress Theatre on Saturday 3 October as part of his one-man stage show The Thirty Years Tour, celebrating 30 years covered by his eventful diaries. During the course of his twohour show, Michael brings to life thirty extraordinary years, from the end of the 1960s when his first child, and a new series called Monty Python’s Flying Circus, took their first faltering steps, to the end of the 1990s when Python had become the most influential comedy team in the world and Michael a hugely successful television traveller. The diverse directions of his career will be illustrated by a rich and often rarely seen archive of film, video, photos and recordings. As forthright about failure as he is baffled by success, Michael shares the often hilarious, always honest and occasionally downright embarrassing experiences of a life that can't resist a challenge. Michael hopes that The Thirty Years Tour will focus attention on the importance of keeping diaries, and encourage people to do as he did, and start to keep an account of their daily life. “The attraction of a diary is that it remains in its own time. It reflects only what happened on that particular day. It doesn’t flatter and it isn’t distorted by what happened later. In that way it’s the most truthful record of real life. And it's your own life and nobody else's…” says Michael, who was made a CBE in 2000 and

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Michael Palin – hot on the heels of his successful Travelling To Work tour was awarded the BAFTA Fellowship in 2013. The Thirty Years Tour follows hot on the heels of his successful Travelling To Work tour in 2014. Michael Palin The Thirty Years Tour comes to the Congress Theatre on Saturday 3 October, 7.30pm. Tickets £31.50. To book, call the Box Office on 01323 412000 or online at www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk. For behind-the-scenes access and news of the latest shows to go on-sale find EBTheatres on Facebook and Twitter.

Bye Bye Baby The new Bye Bye Baby Show – a fresh take on the story of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons; comes to The Hawth Crawley on Wednesday 1 July 2015 and is set to take the town by storm. Musical Director Mark Ryzer says:“The Bye Bye Baby Show is above all about the timeless music of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons which is still relevant today. We have worked extremely hard on every single element of our performance and in particular, in producing high quality melodies. I can guarantee that whether you are 8 or 80, you will not stay sat down during our show!” Bye Bye Baby takes audiences through the journey of the Four Seasons with all its highs and

lows; right from how the group formed; to how they were admitted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. The show features a huge set list including classics Big Girls Don’t Cry, Walk Like a Man and Will You Still Love me Tomorrow. The Bye Bye Baby Show doesn’t stop there however. For the first time, this show will also feature big numbers which have never previously appeared in the original Jersey Boys musical including Silence is Golden, The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore and Why Do Fools Fall in Love.

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Bye Bye Baby features the New Jersey Boy Jukebox; a seven piece live band. Mark Ryzer, Musical Director adds:“Our singers are of an incredible vocal range and quality. Take our lead singer Jamie Ledwith. He sings in the same vocal range as Frankie Valli (falsetto) and if you close your eyes, it really could be him.” Bye Bye Baby Wednesday 1 July 7.30pm, The Hawth Crawley Tickets: £20 (Discounts: £19). To book please call The Hawth Box Office on 01293 553636 or book online at www.hawth.co.uk

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SERIES 2 Latest Homes Live is preparing a second series of programmes that will feature the very best of what’s on sale and what’s to let, plus all the local and national property news stories, advice for buyers and sellers, landlords and tenants… and this is your chance to get involved! We are looking for property professionals who would like to be a part of the programme and make the most of this opportunity to reach a massive new market on local television. To find out more call Patrick Kneath on 01273 818150 now or email: patrick@thelatest.co.uk

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OVER THE RAINBOW t’s taken several kilos of M&S prawns and two new cat beds, but Gilbert and George have finally forgiven us for taking part in Artists Open Houses this year. If you are suffering withdrawal symptoms, though, head out to Forest Row where – for the next two weekends until 21 June - Richard Heys will be opening his light-filled studio as part of the South East Open Studios event. Now in its 19th year, South East Open Studios is a notfor-profit artist-led organisation that allows the public to visit artists’ studios and workplaces, view their work and meet the artists in person. 322 artists and crafts people In the lap of Andromeda will be taking part across the South East this year. Originally from Yorkshire, Richard has lived in Sussex since 1997 where he finds inspiration from the landscape, literature and music. He works in acrylics and oils using various tools: squeegees (many of which he has made himself), brushes and sprays to create mysterious, multilayered paintings. At his open studio Richard will be showing paintings from his Richard Heys stunning ‘Gravity’s Rainbow’ series. In these, the artist explores colour polarities and the interplay between light and dark. He challenges himself to create paintings with presence - drawing you in and at the same time coming out to meet you. And if you are left wanting more, Richard is also one of the featured artists in our latest book – Art in Brighton 2015 – where his vibrant, abstract paintings make a fabulous splash that offers something new to the reader every time they look. His work is also Nature’s Way currently on show at Lewes’s Chalk Gallery, the Ashdown Gallery in Forest Row and at the Moreton Gallery in Moretonin-Marsh. For more details and opening times of South East Open Studios go to seos-art.org. www.artymagazines.com

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SUNSHINE FUNSHINE

LISA MITCHELL

Summer’s here and it’s time to throw your head back and laugh it up

ust because the sun is out and the beach is beckoning, it doesn’t mean that making the most of the summer should mean missing out on some fabulous comedy club nights around town. The weekend erupts on a regular basis over at Komedia, with Krater kicking off at 8pm on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, pitching up as the perfect place to relay that holiday feeling from the sun, sea and stones that occupy the daytime. This weekend sees Marcel Lucont headline proceedings, aka Alexis Dubus’ Gallic alter-ego, bringing pomposity, arrogance and a swarthy je ne sais quoi from across The Channel. You could be on holiday already. On Sunday, after spending the day sunning outside our testament to jolly royal weekends away, step inside the Brighton Dome complex itself and keep the good mood going with Katherine Ryan’s touring show, ‘Glam Role Model’. Regularly seen all over our TV screens, with her bitingly funny wit and observations, it’s good to sail close to the wind with this comedic talent from Canada. Frequently saying the things that have brought her publicised death threats and a killer comedy career, the Corn Exchange should be packed come night-time. And if you’re in the centre of town on Friday night, starting your weekend off with a bang and a pint, rushing to see the waves after a week’s work, then simply pootle on up to the Quadrant pub at 8pm to see the first in a series of Edinburgh previews from award-winning sketch group Casual Violence’s founder James Hamilton. Playing every fortnight throughout June and July, and joined each time by another sketch comic’s preview, these are works in progress but from minds that have been working in comedy for years. This opening night of the fitful of the ‘James Hamilton Is So Lonely’ run sees Hamilton joined by the marvellously funny Anna Morris. It’s also free. So sun and smile and roar with laughter this Summer. It’s that easy. www.komedia.co.uk/brighton brightondome.org www.facebook.com/events/1645328005689264/

The former Aussie Idol is back in the country of her birth he former Australian Idol contender has been carving out her own, leftfield indie-pop career since early fame beckoned. Do you consider yourself an Aussie or Brit-Aussie!? Good question! I love Australia, I'm proud to be from here, but I've travelled so much in the last 10 years that I really do just have love for lots of different cities and people. Global child! How do you now view the Australian Idol experience? Idol is really one of those things in my life that always makes me chuckle as I was 16 at the time, so I feel quite different now! I'm 25 now and I guess I was really lucky that my writing shone through in what I released after that. I was able to forge my own path despite everyone wanting to label me with 'Idol'. I felt for a really long time that I had to prove myself. But I really don't give a shit anymore. The main thing I think and care about in life is how to push into the unknown. It's hard to be honest and write about what turns you on, what scares you, what you don't want to look at, and because that is so hard to do it is valuable to people. Wah Ha is a great title for a song! Tell me about that. Wah Ha is just one of those words

that my mouth just made and it felt good so I didn't argue with it. It's more of a feeling, rather than a literal meaning. To me, it says: ' I don't care/whatever/this is how many fucks I give' type of thing. Haha! Tell me about your new album The new album is… I'm laughing because it's still in various stages of completion..! Maybe if you crossed 'Teardrop' by Massive Attack with a huge pop song like, 'All That' by Carly Rae Jepson, and then tinted that with a bit of dark electric folk like PJ Harvey, you'd get close… Yeh? Clear as mud? Do you get to play the UK often? Still have family here? So excited to be back, and yes I have family in Scotland, I'll be heading up to the West Coast to see my Gran and then we play three shows in Scotland. We'll be playing Brighton which will be great; my Mum and Dad lived in Steyning for a while so it's a bit of a special place for our family as well. I imagine the venues will be considerably smaller here... What chu tryin' to say?! Haha, nah it's true, it's been a while since I've played in the UK & Europe - it will be super cool to be playing these smaller venues, makes for a pretty 'real' experience for us and the audience! A good way to get acquainted again! Komedia, Mon 15 July, 7.30pm, £11

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Event: Catalyst Club

Pam Taylor’s finely observed and beautifully executed portrait sculptures; from Shakespeare to Bob Dylan, Bomber Harris to Sheila Hancock. The sculpture of Shakespeare at the Globe Theatre, the Dockside Urchins at Tobacco Dock and the life-size airman at Plymouth Hoe are some of her best known public works. 35 North Contemporary Fine Art, 35 North Road, Until 18 July.

New body of work that continues her investigation into the lines between abstraction and figuration in both process and concept. Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, 01273 645299. Until 28 June.

Monthly event which blends the old traditions of a French Salon with debating societies. Latest MusicBar, Thurs 11 June, 8pm, £6

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Brighton’s unique literary festival CITY READS, teams up with the crew from STICK IT ON for a fundraising night of dancing, drinking and daring DJs. Rialto, Friday 12 June, 8pm, £15/10

A night of musical improvisation and lyrical dynamics from Brighton's ten-piece hip hop ensemble. Komedia, Thursday 11 June, 8pm, £3

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Black Is The Color Of My Voice, The Old Market, 28 May 2015★★★★★ Joe Fuller

pphia Campbell both wrote and starred in this brilliant one-woman show, playing and singing Nina Simone in a breathlessly moving, funny and human manner. Aside from having a superb, soulful voice (surely a prerequisite when emulating one of music’s most memorable), Campbell exuded real charisma and charm too, commanding the stage staggeringly well. She also nailed the more emotional moments, such as recounting her experiences with an abusive husband, gripping the audience while avoiding any cloying hint of melodrama. The performance elicited a standing ovation from the sold-out crowd, but just misses out on five stars here due to a slightly underwhelming finale. Campbell might have a classic in the making however, with a little narrative polishing. The Old Market, 28 May 2015 ★★★★★ Joe Fuller

jazz performers Billie Holiday and Lester Young. The narrative illustrated how two immensely troubled people with alcohol and narcotics problems found solace in the company and quirkiness of each other. Dahlberg’s Lester captured their pain and the depth of feeling beautifully with a melancholy warmth. His saxophone performance was confident and soulful throughout. McAteer’s voice delicately demanded the use of vibrato which showed the pain she was portraying; particularly during the famous ‘Strange Fruit’. She was able to effortlessly slip between breathy deep singing and a light, clean as glass tone. Possibly the performance could have been improved by fewer breaks in the set for the narrative as it sometimes felt as if the music spoke enough for itself. The Rialto Theatre, 31 May 2015 ★★★★★ Daisy Tompkins

Sh*t-faced Shakespeare A real gem, yet again, bringing Shakespeare to the masses with the heady scent of beer and sawdust from the Tudors, along with a classically trained chutzpah. The premise is known by now – a small talented cast perform a play from the Bard’s canon in an hour with one of their number considerably inebriated from the off. This was bawdy, risky, exhilarating and utterly magical. The sense of the ridiculous was heightened, the peril was true, love was lost and won – the conceit of the drunken player

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The Diary of One Who Disappeared

worked delightfully but balanced beautifully as the plot of the play itself held the absolute spine of the show. Many try to bring access to Shakespeare by making it contemporary. This took us back to the fabulous mayhem of the bear pit and won more devotion to the folios with it. The Warren: Main House, 22 May 2015 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

My Friend Lester Framed by Billie Holiday’s famous exclamation at Lester Young’s funeral (unrepeatable here!), this performance sought to explain the confusing, elusive and tumultuous relationship between

A selection of Brahms’ German folksongs was a light opener, with mezzo-soprano Anna Huntley using a little too much vibrato for this reviewer’s taste. James Baileu’s sensitive piano backing was as assured and evocative as always however. Britten’s Seven Sonnets of Michelangelo featured some beautiful singing from tenor Robert Murray, alternating from soothing to soaring to devastating effect. Janáček’s ‘The Diary of One Who Disappeared’ is a dramatic tale of forbidden love that was movingly conveyed by everyone involved, including a nice touch of three haunting offstage voices creating an otherworldly feel in the church. The finale had everything: pounding, bracing piano playing and gutsy, loud singing from Murray. A nice performance that never truly transcended, but was moving nevertheless. St George’s Church, 21 May 2015 ★★★★★ Joe Fuller

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TOP 20 Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 2 The Speak Flowers 3 The Speak It’ll Be Fine 4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton ‘Frankie’ 5 Andrew & Conroy Say Yeah 6 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (Style man from Brighton) 7 Altea Â· Scutty Lee Take Me Out 8 CASCADES Run 9 The Black Fields The Fighter 10 Alternate Function Under Attack 11 MAUVEpeople Into The Light 12 Holly Jane Hey You 13 Nick Conroy Forever 14 Frankie Sling Humn 15 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes 16 The Last Cry Rebekka 17 Threepenny Thieves New Romantic 18 BreakinBear Joe Cocker – Never Tear Us Apart (BreakinBear Dubstep Remix) 19 Way Tangent Try 20 Chaos Borne The Moment

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TUESDAY 9 Me And My Guide Dog ITV1, 8pm For everyone who misses cute puppy videos and has exhausted YouTube, check out these little darlings. This two-part series follows a litter of pups from their moment of birth, through guide dog training and finally to that magical moment of meeting the blind person they will serve and protect. Adorable life-savers.

No Offence Channel 4, 9pm Well written and rather cheeky in a Brit-cop brutal dark humour kinda way. Deering is leading the manhunt through Manchester as the cleverness that is the police close in on the serial killer. In addition to this excitement, Joy and Spike (any better partnership of name has got to try hard!) discover a horrible slavery case.

Supernatural E4, 10pm Crikey! It’s the fight to end all fights. Well, it’s gotta be pretty impressive considering the amount of apocalypses these boys have averted. Dean does more of his ‘cross’ look as the Mark of Cain’s effects go up to 11. And no doubt Sam will do his ‘pained’ look as he and Dean and Castiel face down Metatron. Grr.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Tellyshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Northern Cuisine (x2) 1.00 Cook It 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Teleshopping: Shopping Mall 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Kick Out The Jams(x2) 4.00 Noise Floor 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 Cuppa TV Show for women about health, fitness, lifestyle and raising a young family. 7.00 You Make It We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Novel Ideas The author, Tony Macaulay interviews the author and producer Leesa Harker. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Highsight: The Shorts 9.45 Highsight: The Shorts 10.00 QBites Pride 2012 Special. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton’s independent cult store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Cuppa TV 1.00 You Make It We Show It 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Novel Ideas 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 QBites 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Collectaholics 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 3.00 Earthflight 4.00 Are You Being Served? 4.30 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 5.00 Yes, Minister 5.30 Match Of The Day Live: Women’s World Cup 8.00 Springwatch 2015 Live from RSPB Minsmere on the wild Suffolk coast, Chris Packham, and Michaela Strachan bring the latest news from the badgers, bitterns and otters on the reserve. Martin Hughes-Games heads out to sea to discover the rich marine life thriving on the seabed, while Iolo Williams continues his wild journey through the Shetland Islands. 9.00 An Hour To Save Your Life Medical science series exploring the life or death decisions facing doctors in the first critical hour of emergency care. This episode explores the lifeor-death decisions facing doctors and midwives as they battle with neonatal emergencies. 10.00 Rev. Sitcom about a vicar running an inner-city church. Adam is intrigued when a local artist, Mike Tobin, offers to make a £60k donation to St Saviour’s. Finally the Lord has provided a solution to Adam’s financial problems. Nothing will go wrong (everything goes wrong). 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Armada: 12 Days To Save England Three-part dramadocumentary series. 12.20am Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 1.20 Sign Zone: Rip Off Britain: Food 2.05 Sign Zone: Britain’s Greatest Generation

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Reenie and Sienna lock horns over a job at Price Slice. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Running The Shop Business makeover series with Hilary Devey in which bosses hand over the reins to their employees in an attempt to revive the company’s fortunes. In this episode, family-owned DIY homestore Taskers in Aintree is facing tough competition from hardware giants. 9.00 No Offence See highlights. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson plus Susie Dent and Rachel Riley. The guests are Miles Jupp, Greg Davies and Holly Walsh. 11.00 My Granny The Escort Award-winning filmmaker Charlie Russell offers a frank, intimate and revealing portrait of three of Britain’s mature escorts: older women who choose to legally sell sex from hotel rooms and their homes. 12.05am Born Naughty? 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Slateman Triathlon Powered By Suunto 2.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.25 British GT 2.55 The Renovation Game 3.50 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Mystery Cruise (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate thinks that Kat is overreacting to people finding out about their relationship, but there is something else on her mind that she is not talking about. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Documentary series following Lincolnshire Police’s high-speed pursuit unit. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 9.00 Blinging Up Baby: Mother Knows Best! Documentary series. In the final episode in the series, we meet three mums who love to bling up their babies, in the hope that their ‘mini-me’ will become successful. Former glamour model Delicia instills in her daughter Dior that looking good opens doors, and stage school owner Jennie puts her eight-month old daughter centre stage. 10.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the House. This year, the clock is ticking and Housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Ram Raid Britain: Caught On Camera 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ronnie is determined to get the truth. She puts a plan in motion to get to the bottom of what’s really going on. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. A fiery Essie clashes with Sacha. She is determined to follow her instincts but is unprepared for the consequences. With increasing money pressures, Fletch crosses a line. It is Adele’s first day back. 9.00 The Syndicate Drama series. With Amy still missing, Dawn calls the police. All eyes turn to the last person to see her - Godfrey. Is he as harmless as he seems? Meanwhile, Lord Hazelwood’s health takes a turn for the worse, and he asks Julie and Sarah for help. But are they too late? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Fox Wars Documentary looking at the issue of the 33,000 urban foxes roaming Britain’s suburbia, meeting the people who love them, hate them and hunt them down. 11.20 FILM: Reign Of Fire (2002) Starring Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Izabella Scorupco, Gerard Butler. Sci-fi fantasy. 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Emma tells Pete her suspicions about Ross. Robert asks Harriet for help. 7.30 A Great Welsh Adventure With Griff Rhys Jones Series in which Griff Rhys Jones explores some of the most beautiful and magical regions of Wales. 8.00 Me And My Guide Dog See highlights. 9.00 The Enforcers Two-part observational documentary which follows High Court Enforcement Officers as they go about their work evicting unwanted tenants from their homes, offices and squats and repossessing goods that have not been paid for. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm Madge unwittingly gives Donald and Jacqueline the impression that she is a swinger. Martin is in an upbeat mood about the sex he and Kate had - but that she was too drunk to remember. Troy gets drunk and flirts with Mateo. 11.10 The Big Fish Off Team captains Ali Hamidi and Dean Macey present the competitive angling show inviting two celebrity guest anglers to take part in a series of fishing challenges. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30 Last Man Standing 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Moone Boy 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Guitar Star 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 FILM: Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995) 12.30am Strike Back: Legacy

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Everyday Miracless 9.00 Monkey Planet 10.00 Your Inner Fish: An Evolution Story 10.55 The Brain: A Secret History 11.55 Cosmonauts: How Russia Won The Space Race 12.55am Monkey Planet 1.55 Wild Arabia 2.55 Your Inner Fish

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Catchphrase 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Love Island 6.50 FILM: The Vow (2012) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Bad Bridesmaid 11.00 Celebrity Juice: End Of Series Party 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Love Island 1.40 The Vampire Diaries

10.50am The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes

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11.25am FILM: 40 Guns To Apache Pass (1967) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut

11.00am Shockproof (1949) 12.40pm The War Wagon (1967) 2.50 The Stranger Wore A Gun (1953) 4.30 Pimpernel Smith (1941) 6.55 The Time Traveller’s Wife (2009) 9.00 21 & Over (2013) 10.45 Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) 12.25am JFK (1991) 4.00 Close

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WEDNESDAY 10 Napoleon BBC2, 9.30pm There’s more to the selfproclaimed emperor than Eurovision songs and Corsican holidays. This documentary series hosted by Andrew Roberts exposes the man himself, with access to a unique archive of Napoleon’s personal letters, as well as tracing his journeys through history and geography.

SunTrap BBC1, 10.35pm It’s the island’s annual hypnotism convention – because clearly every Spanish island has one. Dur! Unusual set-up to one side, the boys are enjoying the spectacle when they are engaged by the Fabulous Mark who is in fear of his life after a hypnotized audience member gets incredibly cross. Like, really.

Murder In Successville BBC3, 10pm The improvised comedy murder mystery continues to bamboozle its special guest, who this week is Olympic gymnast Louis Smith. Who killed the pharmacist Lindsay Lohan? The three main suspects are Vladimir Putin, Kim Kardashian and Russell Brand. Did you spot the clues and can you catch the killer?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 9.00 Bollyheat 9.30 Burn Up With Natalie 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Northern Cuisine 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick Out The Jams (x2) 3.30 Noise Floor (x2) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Love That Car Passoinate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events andwhy they love them. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional dream homes. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Love That Car 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Porsche is struggling to cope and Lockie is furious when she turns to someone else for support. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Auction House A behindthe-scenes look at Lots Road Auction House in glamorous Chelsea. A new year begins at Lots Road, and the staff return to work full of good intentions. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This edition features patients who believe in keeping their chin up and carrying on, no matter what life throws at them. 10.00 Shut-Ins: Britain’s Fattest People Documentary looking at the lives of some obese people in the UK. At 33 years old, 46-stone Sharon is Britain’s biggest woman, who, despite living in the picturesque Cotswold countryside, never sees any of it, spending all her time indoors. 11.00 The Job Centre Documentary series following Bradford recruitment agency Candelisa People. 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55 One Born Every Minute USA 1.45 Chopin Changed My Life 2.40 FILM: Lover Come Back (1961) 4.30 River Cottage Bites 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain. 9.00 The Interceptor Drama following an undercover team on the hunt for Britain’s most ruthless criminals. Ash loves two things: his family and catching criminals. A botched operation leads him to join the Unit, a new undercover law enforcement team, operating outside of the police but with one goal in mind - to get to the criminals at the very top, the ones most skilled at evading justice. Ash jumps at the chance to make a real difference, but his other more secret agenda in joining the Unit is revenge. Driven by the ghosts of his past, and uncompromising in his approach, Ash’s knowledge of the street soon starts to pay off. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 SunTrap See highlights. 11.05 The Met 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie argues with Pete over Ross. Vanessa is left hurt by Kirin’s actions. 7.30 Coronation Street David gets an unexpected visitor. 8.00 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show, inviting more contestants to see if they can take on the Cube and win £250,000. 9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell with more remarkable and moving stories of people desperate to find missing family members. Christine Gillard was just 16-years-old when she gave birth to her daughter Marguerite. Although she struggled to make ends meet, Christine decided to place her with a foster family when Marguerite was two, but six years later Christine was offered the chance to have her daughter back. Was her choice to say goodbye for a second time the right one? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Enforcers Two-part observational documentary. 11.40 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Love Island 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Animals 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 The Vampire Diaries 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Love Island

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10.00am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 11.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.40 FILM: Siege At Red River (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Reader (2008) 11.20 24 Hours In A&E 12.25am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am Bugles In The Afternoon (1952) 12.45pm Bless This House (1972) 2.35 Boomerang (1947) 4.20 The Cruel Sea (1953) 6.55 The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) 9.00 American Reunion (2012) 11.10 Shame (2011) 1.15am What Lies Beneath (2000) 3.55 Close

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THURSDAY 11 Stonemouth BBC2, 9pm Iain Banks is a bally good author, which is why it’s no surprise that this is tipped to be a favourite new series, as it’s based on his bestselling novel. Hurrah! Stewart returns home to Stonemouth after two years in exile to mourn – and question the cause of – the death of his friend. Skeletons a-rattling.

Reggie & Thunderbirds: No Strings Attached ITV1, 10.40pm Thunderbirds are back, conjuring childhood favourites, a blockbuster that sank apart from its boy band soundtrack, and an anxiety as to whether it will still work. Especially without strings. Fear not, Reggie Yates is on hand to go behind-the-scenes and investigate on our behalf.

LIVE: Women’s World Cup: Germany V Norway BBC3, 8.30pm Jacqui Oatley presents live coverage of the Group B clash between Germany and Norway in Ottawa. Now, Germany may be the pre-tournament favourites, but if Norway pull their finger out, hoodwink them in the first game with an almighty walloping, and win... it could be anyone’s Cup.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Bollyheat 9.00 Burn Up With Natalie 9.30 Bethanie Lune: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton HiLights (x2) 12.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Cook It 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Noise Floor 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 Life Stories This week we meet Connie Talbot of Britain’s Got Talent. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 8 Ball Pool IPA Pool competition with players from across the UK. 10.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hays and Joseph Gunn. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Richard Durrant: Cycling Music Richard Durrant’s Cycling Music was filmed in spring 2014 during his 36 date, 1,500 mile tour of England. Filmed on an iPhone and edited by Richard along the way. 12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Life Stories 1.30 Latest News 2.00 8 Ball Pool 4.00 Post Feature 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Richard Durrant: Cycling Music

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ben and Sienna take their blossoming relationship to the next level. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Domino’s Pizza: A Slice Of Life One-off observational documentary going behind the scenes at the fast food company, Domino’s. 9.00 The Tribe Four-part documentary series capturing life in an Ethiopian tribe. Living in four mud huts in southern Ethiopia, the threegenerational tribal family known as the Ayke Mukos have allowed cameras to film their lives. Cantankerous elder Ayke Muko and first wife Kerri Bodo have known each other since childhood and have a happy marriage, but Kerri Bodo encourages her husband to find a second, younger wife to help with the chores. 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series showing how Britain is changing through the eyes of the emergency services on the front line. 11.05 Dementiaville Documentary series. 12.10am Undercover Boss 1.05 My Big Fat Gypsy Christening 2.00 The Job Centre 2.55 One Born Every Minute USA 3.45 Where To Save Your Money: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Smoke Screen (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With Josh away, Hannah helps Andy with his studies. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In Colour Documentary telling the full story of World War II with the aid of rare and unseen archive footage, recently released official documents and modern techniques of colouring and satellite mapping. 8.00 Conspiracy: The Death Of Hitler Documentary series reviewing major events in history through the perspective of conspiracy theories. Did Hitler really die in 1945, or was the body found in the bunker a double - and if so, where did he go? 9.00 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.00 Hens Behaving Badly Documentary series exploring the multi-million pound British hen party industry. This episode begins in Nottingham, where we meet wild child Emily. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Masood makes a drastic decision, but how will Shabnam react? Despite planning his wedding, Kush finds himself in a compromising position. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations. 9.00 The Truth About Your Teeth They’re sharp! But not quite as sharp as you might think they are. Unless you’re averse to garlic and daylight. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Gateshead. 11.35 This Week Andrew Neil presents a political review of the week. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie visits Charity for advice. 7.30 Alien Invaders: Tonight Britain spends nearly two billion pounds a year trying to control or eradicate thousands of alien plants and animals. Some of these non-native species are harmless, but others pose a real threat to British wildlife - and even to our livelihoods. 8.00 Emmerdale The Dingles are in shock. Rishi is disgusted by Jai’s dirty tactics. 8.30 Big Box Little Box Consumer show in which five households across Britain get a special delivery of the latest gadgets and gizmos and put them through their paces. 9.00 Britain’s Busiest Airport Heathrow Documentary series going behind the scenes at Britain’s busiest and biggest international airport London Heathrow. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Reggie & Thunderbirds: No Strings Attached See highlights. 11.40 Perspectives: Portillo On Picasso Broadcaster, journalist and former cabinet minister Michael Portillo travels to Spain and France to examine the life and work of Pablo Picasso. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Alien Invaders: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Castles: Britain’s Fortified History 9.00 Chris Packham’s Natural Selection 10.00 The Artful Codgers 10.50 Punk Britannia 11.50 After Life: The Strange Science Of Decay 1.20am Your Inner Fish: An Evolution Story 2.20 Castles: Britain’s Fortified History

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11.05am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.35 FILM: Ten Little Indians (1965) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 My Big Fat Royal Gypsy Wedding 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut

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FRIDAY 12 TFI Friday Channel 4, 9pm Chris Evans’ seminal show of the nineties is back for a birthday special, with the original crew – including Danny Baker – presenting brand new features and revisiting former memorable segments, as well as some of the most brilliant anarchic moments captured on film. Lawks, anything could happen!

Vicious ITV1, 10.40pm The second series continues with Freddie and Stuart deciding that as they’re unfit they really ought to join Ash’s gym. The thing is, you’ve got to actually do some exercise in the gym place and the pair find that they’ve signed up for a hideously expensive course. Back home, Violet and Penelope find the flat lovely sans the boys.

Big Bang Theory E4, 8pm Sheldon’s having a bit of a time of it in the double episode. First off, his favourite TV show is cancelled leaving him a bit of a wreck with Amy trying to pick up the pieces. And then, just when he and Leonard prepare to present their award-winning paper, both boys’ mothers arrive to cheer them on. Cripes.

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 2.45 Earthflight 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Yes, Minister 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Beat the Brain. 7.00 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands Coo! They look fab. 8.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Cookery series. Mary Berry takes inspiration from the great British tradition of growing your own on the allotment. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Kate Humble: Living With Nomads Documentary series. Kate Humble continues her travels with the Nenets reindeer herders, deep in the Siberian tundra. But, as the temperature plummets to a brutal 54C, Kate’s journey looks in jeopardy. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show presented by Clare Balding. Clare is joined by two of England’s most popular footballers, Paul Gascoigne and Stuart Pearce. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 FILM: In Our Name (2010) Starring Joanne Froggatt, Teresa Critchley, Mel Raido, Chloe-Jayne Wilkinson. Drama. A female soldier returns from Iraq back to her family in Newcastle, but struggles to reconcile the experiences she had during the war with her own domestic life. 12.30am Match Of The Day Live: Women’s World Cup 3.00 Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks John Paul makes a heartbreaking discovery at the McQueens’ place. Dr S’Avage offers the family a lifeline for Phoebe. Robbie is released, but how will he react to the news about Phoebe? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Science fiction drama series set in the Marvel superhero universe. As the war between S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Inhumans reaches its peak, Coulson and his team are forced to make sacrifices that leave their relationships and their world changed for ever. 9.00 TFI Friday See highlights. 10.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show with guests including Mark Ronson. 11.40 Man Down Sitcom about a frustrated teacher, written by and starring Greg Davies. When a rival teacher and, more importantly, a rival for Miss Lipsey’s affections delivers a smash-hit school assembly for Community Week, Dan conspires to top it all with a brilliant assembly of his own. 12.15am Virtually Famous 12.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.20 Benchmark 2.15 The Hotel 3.10 The Renovation Game 4.05 Four Rooms US 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 The Common Denominator

6.00 – 7.35 am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 TBA 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 TBA 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 TBA 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: LA 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: Sea Change (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tanya tells Maddy that she wants her to move back home after being told about her cancer. Alf experiences flashbacks as he walks around the Canberra war museum. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Underground Britain Documentary series in which adrenaline junkie and engineer Rob Bell explores the subterranean world beneath our feet. In Scotland, he discovers the gruesome secrets of an ancient cave, a 1950s engineering wonder buried inside a mountain, some prehistoric animal bones that are exciting scientists researching the Ice Age, and a vast man-made cavern that helped Britain win World War II. 8.00 TBA 9.00 Big Brother Timebomb: Live Eviction Live coverage as another housemate is evicted. 10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark. 11.30 Big Brother Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming. 12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother Timebomb: Eviction 4.20 Jackass 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Masood tries to get through to Shirley. 8.30 The Vicar Of Dibley Ecclesiastical sitcom about the unconventional Rev Geraldine Granger. 9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. On his sofa are actor, producer and former rapper Mark Wahlberg, making a welcome return, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, talking about the much-anticipated Ted 2, and singer-songwriter Cyndi Lauper. 11.20 SunTrap Crime comedy. 11.50 FILM: The Ruins (2008) Starring Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Laura Ramsey. Gruesome horror about a group of American twentysomethings whose Mexican holiday takes a grisly turn. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jai hatches a plan to sabotage Rachel’s chances. 7.30 Coronation Street Is Sophie going to ruin Jenny’s plans? 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo makes a culinary journey around his native Italy. Gino continues his tour of the peninsula in Naples, the region where he was born, in search of pizza and coffee. 8.30 Coronation Street Kevin discovers the truth but is it too late? David and Kylie unite. Julie is shocked to learn that Brian is back in town. 9.00 Doc Martin Comedy drama series about the famously curmudgeonly GP. Martin and Louisa invite the chairman of her school’s board of governors for dinner, but the evening ends in disaster. After taking offence at Martin’s diagnosis of her skin problem, the new nanny walks out. PC Penhale phones Radio Portwenn for relationship advice, then goes on a charm offensive to win friends. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Vicious See highlights. 11.10 FILM: Total Recall (1990) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone. Sci-fi actioner. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 Family Guy (x2) 10.15 EastEnders 10.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.50 Murder In Successville 1.20 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Concerto At The BBC Proms 8.00 Dancing In The Blitz: How World War 2 Made British Ballet 9.00 Otis Redding: Soul Ambassador 10.00 Classic Soul At The BBC 11.00 I’m In A Girl Group! 12.00am Blondie’s New York... And The Making Of Parallel Lines 12.50 Otis Redding

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Love Island 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Shockers 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Amazing SpiderMan (2012) 11.45 Celebrity Juice 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 The Vice 12.10am FILM: The Breakfast Club (1985)

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2). See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Battle: Los Angeles (2011) 11.20 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.20am Rude Tube 1.25 Tattoos After Dark (x2)

10.00am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 11.05 River Cottage Bites 11.25 FILM: The Last Wagon (1956) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Land Girls (1998) 11.15 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am Grand Designs

11.00am The Andromeda Strain (1971) 1.40pm Battle Of The River Plate (1956) 4.05 Operation Petticoat (1959) 6.30 Marley And Me (2008) 9.00 Salt (2010) 10.55 4.3.2.1 (2010) 1.10am Kingpin (1996) 3.35 Close

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SATURDAY 13 Prized Apart BBC1, 7pm Ever get the feeling that Saturday night telly could just be elaborate auditions to be stunt-men and women? The latest adventure game show is hosted by Reggie Yates and Emma Willis, taking ten ordinary men and women and giving them challenges of a lifetime with a prize of £100,000. Now jump out of a helicopter.

The 90s: Ten Years That Changed The World Channel 4, 9pm

FILM: Snakes On A Plane Sky1, 9pm An inspiration to online crowdsourcers everywhere, this Bmovie extravaganza has more snakes than the reptile house at London Zoo, and the most elaborate hit put out on a witness protection target anywhere. Samuel L Jackson heads up the battle against the scales (geddit?) of destruction. Made ya flinch.

People who were born in the 90s can vote now. Clearly that’s the determining factor as to when an era becomes ‘nostalgia’ because it rolls ever-closer until we’ll be commemorating last Tuesday if we’re not careful. With talking heads from the time, we call it aciid and brightly coloured times.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Floor (x2) 7.00 Bollyheat 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Noise Reel 9.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Unsigned Transmissions 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Kick Out The Jams 12.00pm Love That Car 12.30 Land Rovers Live 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.30 Cook It 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme. 7.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 8.00 Haringey Box Cup Europe's largest amateur boxing event which takes place at the Alexandra Palace, London each June. 300 male & female boxers from all over Europe compete at London's most prestigious venue. 12.00am Unsigned Transmissions 12.30 Bored Gamers Redux 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Haringey Box Cup

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6.00am FILM: The Quick Gun (1964) 7.30 FILM: The Deadly Companions (1961) 9.00 Animal Park 9.30 Earthflight: Flying High 10.30 The Box 11.00 The Box 11.30 The Box 12.00pm Joan Fontaine: Talking Pictures 12.30 FILM: Suspicion (1941) 2.05 Laurence Olivier: Talking Pictures 2.40 FILM: Rebecca (1940) 4.45 Flog It! 5.30 Gardeners’ World 6.00 Trooping The Colour: Highlights Highlights of the morning’s military spectacle from Horse Guards Parade in London. 7.30 Edwardian Farm Archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn and historian Ruth attempt to bring Morwellham Quay in Devon back to life as it was in its Edwardian heyday. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. The crew use their rifles and their wits to compete for the honour of guarding a VIP. 9.00 Royal Academy Summer Exhibition Kirsty Wark and Morgan Quaintance visit the Royal Academy as it prepares for its annual artistic extravaganza. They meet the cast of people who have come together to make the show unique. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests James Acaster, Matt Forde, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe. 10.30 FILM: Julie & Julia (2009) Starring Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci. In this comedic dual biopic, Julia Child’s story as a fifties cookbook author is intertwined with blogger Julia Powell’s 2002 attempt to cook all 524 recipes from Child’s debut book in one year. 12.30am The Many Faces Of Dick Emery 1.30 FILM: French Film (2008)

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Nerds & Monsters 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Tipping Point 2.35 1000 Heartbeats 3.40 FILM: Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004) 6.10 ITV News Meridian 6.20 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Comedian Harry Hill introduces a brand new run of the nation’s favourite home video show, with an all new look and features. 7.00 FILM: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) Starring Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage, Andy Serkis, Sylvester McCoy, Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Elijah Wood. Fantasy adventure film, set within the fictional realm of Middle Earth. A young and rather reluctant Bilbo Baggins sets out with a company of dwarves to help reclaim their home on the Lonely Mountain, which has been invaded by the dragon Smaug, who is most unwilling to leave. 10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.30 FILM: 300 (2006) Starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham, Dominic West, Vincent Regan, Michael Fassbender. Stylish historical epic retelling the fierce battle at Thermopylae in 481BC. The Spartan king, Leonidas, and his tiny army of 300 followers provided inspiration for the whole of Greece as they fought the massed ranks of the Persian army. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Simpsons 12.25pm The Simpsons 12.55 The Simpsons 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Trainer And The Racehorse: The Legend Of Frankel Documentary which tells the story of how Frankel became the ultimate champion racehorse, and in doing so helped Sir Henry Cecil fight back to reclaim his position as the most successful racehorse trainer in the world. 8.00 The Restoration Man Architect George Clarke hosts the property series. Building surveyor Alan Appleby and his wife Dora have saved a flint mill in Staffordshire but Alan gets a little carried away by his fondness for old buildings. We also learn about the historical link between the mill and Wedgwood ceramics. 9.00 The 90s: Ten Years That Changed The World See highlights. 10.35 TFI Friday Chris Evans’ seminal entertainment show returns for a 90-minute anniversary special with the original crew. Chris presents brand new features and revisits former memorable segments, as well as celebrating some of the brilliant, anarchic moments in the show. 12.10am FILM: In Bruges (2008) 2.05 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 3.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 The Secret Life Of Pets 11.00 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.00pm Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 1.00 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 1.55 Columbo: Requiem For A Falling Star 3.20 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.20 The Dog Rescuers 5.15 Inside Manchester’s Midland Hotel 6.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours. 7.30 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 She’s 78, He’s 39: Age Gap Love Documentary about some of Britain’s biggest age-gap couples who are determined to prove that mileage on the clock is no barrier to romance. Keep-fit fanatic Joan is 68, while her toy boy Phil is nearly 40 years her junior at 29. They became lovers with a little help from cosmetic surgery and social media. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.00 Live: World Championship Boxing - Lee Haskins Vs Ryosuke Iwasa Live boxing action as Bristol’s Lee Haskins and Japanese star Ryosuke Iwasa compete for the IBF Interim World Bantamweight Championship. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother 4.00 Violent Assault: Caught On Camera 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm

6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Prized Apart See highlights. 8.05 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nothing to do with soldiers and Clint Eastwood, everything to do with sitting on the edge of your sofa double checking birthdays against balls. 8.55 Casualty Dylan and Zoe get to the bottom of how a team-building exercise went so wrong, and Louis sticks up for a lost teenage girl, bringing him to Charlie in unfavourable circumstances. 9.45 The John Bishop Show Comedy entertainment series hosted by award-winning comedian John Bishop, coming each week from the Hackney Empire. This show features two tracks from Florence and the Machine and stand-up from comedians Tom Stade, Ellie Taylor and Phil Wang. John also gets to try his hand a bit of magic with magician and comedian Pete Firman. 10.30 BBC News 10.50 Not Going Out Sitcom. Unburdened by ambition or drive, Lee drifts from one ill-advised job to another. 11.20 FILM: Old School (2002) Starring Ellen Pompeo, Craig Kilborn, Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. Riotous campus comedy. 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News

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7.00pm Top Gear: India Special 8.30 LIVE: Women’s World Cup: England v Mexico 11.05 Family Guy (x7) 1.40am Murder In Successville 2.10 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 2.40 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 3.40 Jenny Bede: AAA

7.00pm Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures 8.00 Monkey Planet 9.00 FILM: Echoes From The Dead (2013) 10.35 The Richest Songs In The World 12.05am Duets At The BBC 1.05 Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.45 When Wrestling Was Golden: Grapples, Grunts And Grannies 2.45 Fossil Wonderlands

12.45pm FILM: Babe: Pig In The City (1998) 2.35 Mr Bean 3.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.35 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 5.05 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 6.50 FILM: The Vow (2012) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 FILM: Couples Retreat (2009) 12.20am The Keith Lemon Sketch Show

6.30am Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.40 Lewis 10.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.45pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.05am Wire In The Blood

12.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 1.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 Made In Chelsea 4.00 FILM: The Simpsons Movie (2007) 5.50 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Max Payne (2008) 11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 1.10am The Inbetweeners (x2) 2.15 2 Broke Girls

1.05pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 Building The Dream 4.45 Location, Location, Location (x3) 7.55 Nazi Megastructures 9.00 Hitler’s Hidden Drug Habit: Secret History 10.00 Hitler’s Hunting Experiment 11.05 Auschwitz: The Forgotten Evidence 12.10am Nazi Megastructures 1.15 Hitler’s Hidden Drug Habit

11.00am Bless This House (1972) 1.00pm Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 2.45 The Phantom (1996) 4.45 Planet Of The Apes (1968) 6.55 The Company Men (2010) 9.00 21 & Over (2013) 10.45 Hobo With A Shotgun (2011) 12.25am Clerks (1994) 2.15 Revenge Of The Nerds (1984) 4.00 Close

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SUNDAY 14 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell BBC1, 9pm You’d think if someone was known as the Gentleman they’d have a bit more of an awareness of why it’s not the done thing to mess with someone’s life utterly... and then do it some more. But no, this fella’s got his very own etiquette. One that Jonathan and Arabella really don’t benefit from.

Humans Channel 4, 9pm So this has been trailered for... like... forever! So it better be rather good. Set in a parallel present day where life-like humanoids are just another pricey household or industry accessory, a family acquire a lady version to help out. Thing is, will she cause more problems than she solves? Oil leaks, eh.

Ken Loach In Conversation With Cillian Murphy BBC4, 9pm It’s always good when the interviewer really knows what they’re talking about when they start grilling a talented artist. So having actor Cillian Murphy and director Ken Loach reunite and get to the nitty gritty of what motivates them, their humour, and more is an excellent notion!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Newspapers (x2) 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Family, Faith And Fun 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Gold Coast Xplorer 12.00pm Land Rovers Live 12.30 Growing Concerns 1.00 Two Men And A Fish 1.45 Noise Reel Extra 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Gold Coast Xplorer 3.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Access All Areas Pleasure Island, Cleethorpes: A look behind the scenes at the work of the staff at the Pleasure Island family theme park in Cleethorpes. 7.00 GoldCoast XPlorer Gold Coast Xplorer checksout Sea World, Loganfoote Adventures, Get On Your Bikes, and much more. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Land Rovers Live Adventures, stories and enthusiasts following one of the world’s most iconic vehicles both old and new. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and theircars. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films by Tony Burke and Daniel Cerisola. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Access All Areas 1.00 Gold Coast Xplorer 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Richard Durrant: Cycling Music 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.15am The Big Allotment Challenge 7.15 Countryfile 8.10 Gardeners’ World 8.40 Greatest Gardens 9.10 The Beechgrove Garden 9.40 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15 The Box 11.45 The Box 12.15pm Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 12.45 Athletics: Diamond League New York Highlights 1.45 FILM: They Came To Cordura (1959) 3.45 Flog It! 4.45 Beat The Brain 5.15 Hotel India 6.15 FILM: Shanghai Knights (2003) Starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Donnie Yen, Aidan Gillen, Fann Wong and Tom Fisher. Anachronistic comedy sequel to Shanghai Noon. 8.00 Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne undertake a 4,000-mile journey on the Pan-American Highway, emulating the 1940 road trip made by Sullivan Richardson, Arnold Whitaker and Kenneth Van Hee from Detroit. Dara and Ed set off from Arizona and head towards the US/Mexico border. 9.00 The BBC At War An enthralling series exploring how the BBC fought not only Hitler but also the British government to become the institution it is today. Using a wealth of preserved recordings and previously unseen documents, Jonathan Dimbleby uncovers the compelling story of how the BBC went into battle - against Hitler and Whitehall’s ministers - and its part in the social revolution the war provoked. 10.00 Protecting Our Foster Kids Very important business. 11.00 FILM: Secretariat (2010) Starring Diane Lane, John Malkovich, Dylan Walsh, Margo Martindale. Drama based on the true story of a throroughbred racehorse. 12.55am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Judge Rinder 10.20 Judge Rinder 11.25 Judge Rinder 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Long Lost Family 1.35 FILM: Jurassic Park (1993) 4.00 ITV News Meridian 4.15 ITV News & Weather 4.30 Euro 2016 Qualifier: Slovenia v England 7.15 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show. 8.00 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the game show where celebrities and their families compete to win cash for the charity of their choice. This week, presenter Matthew Wright and his family face off against Emmerdale star Charley Webb and her clan. 9.00 Home Fires Drama series set in a Cheshire village during the Second World War. As war draws closer to home, the women have their own battles to fight. Frances tries to help Pat before it is too late, while Alison searches for a way out of her own desperate situation. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Unforgettable Kenneth Williams Profile of the much misunderstood comedy actor who died in 1988. Those closest to him reveal for the first time their memories of the friend they knew and loved - the incorrigible show off, the devoted son, the romantic yet cantankerous contradiction that was Kenneth Williams. 10.50 Euro 2016 Qualifier Highlights Matt Smith presents a comprehensive round-up of all the weekend’s Euro Qualifiers. 12.15am Jackpot247 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 Caterham Motorsport 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.35 The Simpsons 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 FILM: Evolution (2001) 4.35 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild Series in which Kevin McCloud meets ordinary people who have abandoned the rat race and chosen to move to some of the most remote places on Earth. Kevin travels to a paradise desert island in the south Pacific to meet Karyn, Boris and their three children whose remote island home is nestled in the archipelago of Tonga. 8.00 The Secret World Of Lego Documentary looking at the Danish toy giant Lego. The programme meets some of the company’s key people as well as some of Lego’s biggest fans. 9.00 Humans See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Magic Mike (2012) Starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Cody Horn, Matt Bomer, Olivia Munn, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey. Comedy about a charming man, Mike, who works a variety of odd jobs, but earns the majority of his money working as a stripper. He takes a young man, Adam, under his wing and teaches him the tricks of the trade, but in doing so he begins to reassess the direction his own life is going. 12.15am Six Million Dollar Conman: True Stories 1.45 FILM: A Better Life (2011) 3.20 Come Dine With Me 4.10 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 5.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.25 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.25 Olly The Little White Van 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Chinese Food In Minutes 10.50 Ultimate Police Interceptors 11.45 Ultimate Police Interceptors 12.45pm Ultimate Police Interceptors 1.50 FILM: The Man In The Iron Mask (1998) 4.15 FILM: Disney’s Snow Dogs (2001) 6.05 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people living on welfare. 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the third One Day International between England and New Zealand from the Aegeas Bowl in Southampton. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Animals Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring cheeky monkeys, a goat with a grudge, angry elephants and even a loved up llama! 9.00 Big Brother: Time Warp Live Launch Join Rylan Clark for the Live Launch of Big Brother: Time Warp as legendary Housemates make a dramatic return to the house that made them famous for a week of explosive twists. 10.00 ABBA @ 40: The ABBA Years Documentary exploring the remarkable success of ABBA, featuring interviews with the band members, footage of tours and stage shows, digitally remastered archive footage and music from 26 of the band’s hit records. 11.30 Abba: Live In Concert The Swedish pop group captured in concert at London’s Wembley Arena in 1979. 12.40am FILM: Muriel’s Wedding (1994) 2.40 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x3) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Matt and Ellie are in Nottinghamshire, where Matt visits the village where they farm just as they did in the Middle Ages. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures. 9.00 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 11.15 FILM: High Fidelity (2000) Starring John Cusack, Iben Hjejle, Jack Black, Todd Louiso, Lisa Bonet, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Joan Cusack. Romantic comedy drama starring John Cusack and Jack Black, based on Nick Hornby’s novel about a thirtysomething record shop owner struggling to reconcile his love of music with his adult responsibilities. The shop is unprofitable, not least because of the two morose assistants with an aggressive customer-service manner. Add to this the misery of a string of failed relationships, and the scene is set for an obsessive review of the protagonist’s past. 1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.10 FILM: Bend It Like Beckham (2002) 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 Family Guy (x3) 11.30 Murder In Successville 12.00am Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 1.00 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 2.00 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment

7.00pm Mission To Mars: A Horizon Special 8.00 The Sky At Night 8.30 The Wonder Of Animals 9.00 Ken Loach In Conversation With Cillian Murphy. See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Sweet Sixteen (2002) 11.45 Horizon: What Happened Before The Big Bang? 12.45am I’m In A Girl Group!

6.20am Emmerdale Omnibus 9.00 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.35 Take Me Out 12.50pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 1.35 FILM: The Perfect Man (2005) 3.40 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 5.50 Love Island 6.50 FILM: She’s The Man (2006) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 12.35am Love Island

10.45am Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.50pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.00 Caroline Quentin’s National Parks 10.00 The Little House 11.05 FILM: Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) 1.20am Blue Murder

1.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 7.00 FILM: Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 8.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.50 Gogglebox (x2) 11.55 The Inbetweeners (x2) 1.00am Virtually Famous

11.00am Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 12.05pm Gadget Man (x3) 1.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.10 Car S.O.S

11.00am On The Fiddle (1961) 1.00pm The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) 3.05 Big Business (1988) 5.00 California Man (1992) 6.45 The Time Traveller’s Wife (2009) 9.00 Iron Man (2008) 11.25 Hope And Glory (1987) 1.40am Late Chrysanthemums (1954) 3.50 Close

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MONDAY 15 Exams: Cheating The System?: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm Britain’s children are among the most tested in the world, throughout their education with pressure on students and teachers ever mounting. Reporter Seyi Rhodes investigates the system and whether it’s possible to cheat it at every stage.

Exposure: Jihad – A British Story ITV1, 10.40pm Deeyah Khan investigates the roots of Islamic radicalism in Britain, including interviews with former extremists who fought the jihad and embraced hatred. A godfather of the British jihad, young Muslims feeling more and more alienated and angry, and her own story all come together.

Love Island ITV2, 9pm Who will find love? Who will find betrayal? Who will find both and then knit them beautifully into a blanket and say it wasn’t their fault in the first place and why is everyone being mean to them – it’s not fair! Well, ‘everyone’ is the answer if the trailers are anything to go by. Sun, sea and playing silly blighters.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 BollyHeat 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Cook It 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor (x3) 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland givesviewers a fitness workout. 7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Jospeh Gunn. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme to help you prepare really tasty, simple fresh food from good value produce for yourself, friends and family. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange British Ice-cream maker Seb Cole changes places with master gelato makers in Acireale, Sicily. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Post Feature 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Queen’s

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together Food writer and cook Nigel Slater takes a tour of the diversity in modern British home cooking. Nigel sees how custard brings out the child in us all. Tiswas! (*age sensetive reference) 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It’s the day of Kush and Shabnam’s engagement party, but with tensions high, will all go to plan? 8.30 Panorama Panorama. 9.00 The Met Documentary following the officers of Britain’s biggest and busiest police service as they deal with life, death, crime and its victims, all across the capital. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show. 11.05 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show On Graham’s sofa are actor, producer and former rapper Mark Wahlberg, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, talking about Ted 2, and singersongwriter Cyndi Lauper. 12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces One couple battle to turn a clayclogged building site in Sussex into a piece of Portugal. 8.00 £100k House: The Final Fix Two years since struggling to build a home from scratch for less than £100K, owners now face the ultimate test - finishing them off! 9.00 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands Documentary series exploring the wildlife of Japan. In the far south of Japan, there is a chain of islands stretching towards the tropics - a place where all life is influenced by the power of the sea, and where volcanoes and typhoons are forces to be reckoned with. 10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Matt rushes to the hospital when he learns his father has had heart failure. Sean and Beverly find themselves dragged along to support him during his day of familial hell. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show presented by Clare Balding. 11.50 Women’s World Cup: Netherlands V Canada Netherlands v Canada. 2.30am Sign Zone: Watchdog 4.00 Wave World 4.30 Get Lost 5.00 Human Planet: Change And Sustainability

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rachel lashes out at Sam. Debbie is shocked by Chas’s confession. 7.30 Coronation Street Kevin fears for Jack’s safety. Callum winds Kylie up about her past. 8.00 Johnny Kingdom’s Wild Exmoor Johnny Kingdom watches the wildlife and meets the people of his native Exmoor through the seasons of the year. 8.30 Coronation Street Jenny is dangerously close to the edge. 9.00 Vicious Sitcom. The gang decide to join Ash and Jess at a ballroom dancing class. Nimble on his feet, Stuart quickly becomes teacher’s pet - leaving Freddie in a huff. 9.30 It’s A Funny Old Week Jason Manford presents a topical comedy news review show that takes an entertaining look at the last seven days in news, sport and showbiz. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Exposure: Jihad - A British Story See highlights. 11.45 James Cracknell: Sports Life Stories Double Olympic champion rower and endurance athlete James Cracknell talks about his incredibly varied sporting career. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Exams: Cheating The System?: Channel 4 Dispatches See highlights. 8.30 Gadget Man Richard Ayoade is joined by comedians Katherine Ryan and Tom Rosenthal to try out dating gadgets. More than swiping right. 9.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild Kevin travels to the jungle of Central America, to meet a remarkable British family who’ve quit London to live a pared-back existence in the rainforests of Belize. 10.00 Man Down Sitcom. Dan is sent on a diversity course after alarming headmistress Miss Lipsey, the ongoing target of his clumsy advances, with his complete lack of political correctness. 10.30 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala Channel 4’s Comedy Gala, in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity, returns for a sixth year to London’s O2 Arena. The lineup includes Aisling Bea, Alan Carr, Jason Byrne, Jon Richardson, Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan, Seann Walsh and many more. 1.00am 24 Hours In A&E 1.55 Country House Rescue 2.50 The House The 50s Built 3.45 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.40 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.35 The Common Denominator

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Time Warp Live Launch 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Crimes Of The Mind (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After a night in the trenches on the recreated battlefield, Alf collapses and is found in a ditch. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World’s Busiest Border Crossing Documentary looking at processes and people that run the San Ysidro border crossing between San Diego in the United States and Tijuana in Mexico which is used by 125,000 every day. 8.00 Kicking Off: Caught On Camera Reality clip show about the perils of travelling. 9.00 Inside Manchester’s Midland Hotel Documentary series. The Midland is hosting their most important wedding of the year and they must pull out all of the stops. Unfortunately everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. The head chef is off sick, there are new waiting staff to train and the bride disappears. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bigger Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.15am She’s 78, He’s 39: Age Gap Love 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30 Last Man Standing 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Moone Boy 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Fright Club 10.00 Glee 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.30 David Beckham Into The Unknown 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Bad Education 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Bad Education 2.00 Where Am I Sleeping Tonight?

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Great British Railway Journeys 8.30 Thomas Chatterton: The Myth Of The Doomed Poet 9.00 How To Be Bohemian 10.00 What Do Artists Do All Day? 10.30 FILM: Mrs Dalloway (1997) 12.05am Ken Loach In Conversation With Cillian Murphy

1.45pm Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 6.00 Love Island 6.55 FILM: Legally Blonde 2: Red White And Blonde (2003) 9.00 Love Island. See highlights. 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Love Island

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 Goodnight Mister Tom 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Secret Smile 11.35 The Vice 12.40am The Royal 1.30 Judge Judy

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Made In Chelsea (x2) 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.55 Made In Chelsea Does Come Dine With Me 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.15am FILM: The One That Got Away (1957) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 A Place In The Sun 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am The Stranger Wore A Gun (1953) 12.40pm Pimpernel Smith (1941) 3.00 Boomerang (1947) 4.45 A Matter Of Life And Death (1946) 6.50 The Secret Life Of Bees (2008) 9.00 Moonrise Kingdom (2012) 10.50 Green Zone (2010) 1.05am Black Jack (1979) 3.25 Close

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