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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Sing-a-long-a Frozen

The unique, interactive screening of the worldwide phenomenon Frozen rolls into town as part of a nationwide UK tour. Remember to dress up as your favourite character and be a Snow Queen for the day or Olaf the snowman, the coolest iceman ever! Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne, 27 June 2015, £16/11, 01323 802020, www.royalhippodrome.com

Years & Years

Fresh off the back of announcing full details of their debut album and a brand new single ‘Shine’, Years & Years are now share details of their biggest UK tour to date for October. Brighton Centre, 24 October 2015, £17.50, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

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hat makes a good neighbour? I always thought that I was a reasonably good neighbour – don't have wild parties, sign for other people's packages and remember to pass them on, no suspicious patio bulges... Y'know. I've had marvellous neighbours I've gone out dancing with, and others who hid behind doors shuffling their feet whilst bullishly playing loud music. People thronged in our communal hallway at the ambush party that I knew nothing about and was still going on when I left the house to go to my Dad's... The next morning! I’ve also made good friends due to a spontaneously combusting paint pot in the basement flat that was in the process of being refurbished. That ventilation thing they tell you to do when you’ve got paint vapours – the reasons why are not a myth. Who knew? These days my neighbourhood lives quite symbiotically, and party boy did a runner owing my poor landlord neighbour rent, as well as various other debtors that still send post through our door. We've had the odd blip – like when I forgot the bath and it overflowed. Luckily the downstairs people just told me to calm down and have my bath after I stomped down in a frantic state to check on them and their plasterwork. But for the most part I'm very happy with who I live around. Even the students across the road only seem to play tunes I love when they throw their seasonal end of term shindigs. So when, like last night, I suddenly realise it's a bit too late in the evening to be shifting sofas to find that lost knitting needle, I am grateful. Eternally grateful that even though we all live on top of each other, we do it with patience. Thanks folks. And I promise not to do it again if you don’t. At least for a bit.

Celeb City Van Morrison and Chaka Khan are coming to town, while Peter Andre’s coffee departs

Andrew Kay Defending public art

Competitions Win a Ninja in your pocket this Father’s Day

Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Brighton & Hove Buses share their top destinations

Take Part The biggest celebration of sport & physical activity in the city

10 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 11 Cook It Andrew Kay takes dinner at the opera 12 My Accomplice

Writer-director Charlie Weaver Rolfe discusses his soundtrack

13 Reginald D Hunter interview The powerhouse comic comes to the Brighton Dome 15 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 18 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we think of it!

Friday, June 19th, 2015 Knees up for Nepal – A fundraiser in aid of the Nepal Earthquake. The organisation Strike a Light is organising a benefit gig to help support Nepal earthquake victims. Doors 7.30 Price £10/£8 conc Saturday, June 20th, 2015 Brighton Bear Weekender 2 Djs on 2 floors Rob C (RVT, Energy Bears) Josh The Barber (Bear Shaft) Doors 10.00 Price £5/ £3 with wristband

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CELEB CITY with Jo Brooks All the news on Peter Andre’s Coffee Club, festivals and more!

BRIGHTON GOES WILD

ews reaches us that the Brighton branch of Peter Andre’s New York Coffee Club chain has closed down. The boarded up store on North Street is a sad sight after the exuberant launch of the coffee shop back in August 2012. To be fair, given our thriving coffee shop culture it is a very tough market in Brighton, so presumably the competition was all a bit too much for Pete. Fans of coffee and Peter Andre needn’t panic as the East Grinstead branch of the New York Coffee Club remains open on London Road of the West Sussex town. Otherwise they have a pop-up shop which is regularly on the road. Check their Twitter for more information about their whereabouts. But for now Brighton says goodbye to Andre’s coffee. Meanwhile, over in the red corner, Katie Price has changed her hair. In a recent Instagram post she was pictured rocking a blonde barnet after undergoing a transformation from dark brown. Make of that what you will.

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galleries and public spaces. I want those who make them to be able to make a decent living in return for brightening our lives.

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I watched with fascination the Channel 4 series in which Grayson Perry created amazing portraits of a fascinating group of people. He may be better known in the tabloids as the cross-dressing potter, but my word the man has the most perceptive mind, creative skills and the ability to draw. You will seldom find the mass media pointing that out but there is nothing new there, how many of the great artists of the last few hundred years were scorned for the free nature of their work. Turner was ridiculed, Picasso and too many more to argue the case here. So what will we get on that empty plinth? I dread to think really, because my fear is that Brighton and Hove remains a city that is far more ready to sally forth and say no than it is to rise up and say yes. If I mentioned Gehry would anyone agree? A few I am sure, but too late. I give full marks to the team that realised Adrian Bunting’s vison for an open air theatre and all those who got behind that. BOAT is a beautiful monument to a man’s vision and a need for culture, so let’s put paid to all the silly “Oh we could have bought a new minibus for a school with that money”. Well maybe we could but what would they go to see in it?

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Brighton & Hove Buses the only way to travel This week: The South Downs & beautiful villages

he photo below of Saturn has been taken by the Director of PACA’s Astronomical Society (Dean Gonciarz, who is also our most valued Science Technician). It is an interesting month for stargazing with the planets Venus and Jupiter converging, so that on 1st July they will be half a degree apart. Ade Ashford in ‘Astronomy Now’ describes the event as follows: “Over to the West-Northwest at dusk during June, a gathering is taking place between the two brightest ‘stars’ in the Northern Hemisphere sky, one that even casual stargazers cannot fail to notice. The ‘stars’ in question are, of course, planets (Venus (the brighter of the two) and Jupiter) and the stage is set for a spectacular denouement on the last day of June as the pair pass within a fraction of a degree. By 19th June, observers with 7×50 or similar widefield binoculars will be able to see both planets in the same field of view”. It was perfect stargazing skies for the camping weekend we went on recently at a beautiful spot in Sussex, called Dernwood Farm. We go every year with my son’s junior class and as I looked out at the array of different tents and families cooking over their campfires it made me appreciate just how far we have come as a human race in designing and developing building materials. Essentially though, most building material (such as concrete and glass) require the resource sand. Sand has by now become the most widely consumed natural resource on the planet, after fresh water. Sand from deserts cannot be used for most purposes in the construction industry, as wind erosion over time forms round grains that do not bind well in making concrete; only sand and gravel deposits from the sea and riverbeds will do. Sand resources are therefore not infinite and sand wars have already begun. In India there is a ‘Sand Mafia’ where people illegally mine for sand.

etrobus routes 271 and 273 combine to form an hourly service on most of the route, Monday to Saturday. Route 271 also operates on Sundays – for times please visit www.metrobus.co.uk. They head north up to Crawley but they pass though glorious Sussex Downland along the way, passing through ancient villages and places of interest. For a break from the bustle of the city these two routes will take you out to the calm tranquility of the South Downs. The services can be picked up in Brighton at Churchill Square and the Old Steine. So what’s on the 271 and 273?

In India there is a ‘Sand Mafia’ where people illegally mine for sand.

South Downs Way and National Park The country’s newest National Park can be accessed using the 271 and 273 near Clayton. Get off the bus at the Jack and Jill pub, a walker’s pub, and follow the footpaths up to the Jack and Jill windmills and pick up the South Downs Way as it goes off in an easterly direction. The easiest point of access for the South Downs Way heading west is at Pyecombe, get off the bus at the Pyecombe Garage stops. To the west of the Jack and Jill pub is Wolstonbury Hill, this is not on the South Downs Way but is a National Trust site with an iron age hill fort situated on it.

Ditchling - on Route 271, Sundays only The pretty village of Ditchling is situated in the South Downs Park and dates back to Saxon times. There are two pubs, the White Horse and the Bull plus independent tea rooms. Ditchling Museum is also worth a visit. Ditchling Beacon is close by. Ditchling Beacon is one of the highest points on the South Downs and sits on the South Downs Way.

Washbrooks Farm, Hurstpierpoint - Route 273 only Washbrooks Family Farm is in Hurstpierpoint and is served by Route 273 only. The farm is family run and there are plenty of animals for everyone to see. There are special events throughout the year so keep an eye on their website: www.washbrooks.co.uk.

Nymans At Handcross village, near Haywards Heath, Routes 271 and 273 stop near the entrance to National Trust-owned Nymans Garden. The garden is famous for its summer flower borders with June and July being the best months.

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TAKE PART IN THE PARK The biggest celebration of sport & physical activity in the city

Cricket Zone – Join Sussex Cricket in the community road show and discover local clubs looking for players. Freedom Leisure Zone – Join Freedom Leisure as they showcase their facilities, activities and classes. Football Zone – Join Gully and the fantastic Albion in the community coaches alongside Sussex FA for some football games and skill challenges! Workshop Stage – Join in workshops introducing you to dance, martial arts and activities from around the world! And more! – martial arts, watersports, athletics, rugby, bowls, tennis and golf. The launch event is at Preston Park Saturday 20th June 12 noon – 5pm.

AKEPART is an award winning festival celebrating sport, dance and exercise in Brighton & Hove. The festival will run across the city from 20 June to 5 July 2015. Everyone is invited to a free, family friendly 1 day launch event at Preston Park! It’s going ahead this Saturday 20th June from 12 noon to 5pm. If you head along to the launch event you could have a go at a variety of sports tasters, watch performances and try out something new. Each year hundreds of fun events, activities and demonstrations take place across the city showcasing all the amazing and varied opportunities that make Brighton & Hove a great place to get active! Working with over 100 different sports clubs and activity providers, the festival provides opportunities for people of all ages and abilities living in the city. Here’s some of what you can expect: Rugby Zone – Celebrating the Rugby World Cup 2015 coming to the city this September.

The Disc Zone – Find out about Disc Golf, or take the Free Style Frisbee challenge!

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Amazing Zone – A dedicated zone for disabled children & adults, with a range of inclusive activities taking place throughout the day. Bikestock Zone – Turn up and try a range of all ability bikes round

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the Bikestock track. Community Performance Stage – Be entertained by a variety of community groups that will perform and inspire throughout the afternoon.

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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

NOORIS Beautiful Indian cuisine in the heart of Brighton. Grab yourself some authentic indian food at unbeatable prices! 2 courses for £6.95 12 – 7pm Thursday to Sunday (£9.95 after 7pm) £5.50 Sunday buffet 1pm – 5pm, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AE, 01273 329 405

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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ou know you’re in safe hands with Ian McKellen, although his performance as Sherlock Holmes in this week’s ‘Mr Holmes’ might divide some fans. Many have gotten used to Benedict Cumberbatch’s rapid fire wit and intelligence, whereas this Holmes is 93 years old and retired. Living on the Dover coast, Holmes’ mind isn’t what it once was but he revisits an old case with the help of his housekeeper’s young son Roger (British actor Milo Parker). The setup for the film is promising. Based on a 2005 novel called ‘A Slight Trick Of The Mind’ by Mitch Cullin, ‘Mr Holmes’ is sort of a fake biopic where we see the real Holmes as opposed to Watson’s fictional version. At one point for example he waves off the stories as “penny dreadfuls with an elevated prose style”. The film isn’t all rueful ponderings however, with Holmes investigating the unsolved case that forced him into retirement. One can imagine that McKellen will revel in having such a rich character to delve into. There’s also the brilliant Laura Linney playing his housekeeper and a score from Carter Burwell (the Coen brothers’ musical-maestro-in-chief). The reviews have been overwhelmingly positive so far (at the time of going to press it sits on 100% on rottentomatoes.com) so this one is well worth checking out this weekend. Tim Robey of the Telegraph writes that “McKellen, a rummager par excellence, goes to town here like a one-man band playing all the greatest hits... his performance has a rich musicality”. Special mention must also go to ‘Jurassic World’. Although it was out last week I haven’t had a chance to see it yet! As someone who grew up in the ‘90s, ‘Jurassic Park’ was one of my most watched videos with friends and family (along with ‘Terminator 2’). It was a thrilling blockbuster, an original, exciting story and laden with great performances (a wonderfully wry Goldblum and the loud one from ‘Seinfeld’ for example).The special effects have arguably never been bettered in terms of their real look due to the use of both models and CGI. Although this one is bound to have more CGI and indeed goes against my preference for originality (although the original was based on a book), it is intriguing for another reason: Chris Pratt. The action hero rise of Pratt is one of the most refreshing tales in recent Hollywood history. Exuding charisma and charm in the fantastic sitcom 'Parks And Recreation' (one to watch for fans of '30 Rock' or the American version of 'The Office'), Pratt then secured a role on 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'. Buffing up and slimming down for this part, Pratt nailed the sensitive, funny and slightly strange Peter Quill while also demonstrating real action hero mettle when things got all gung-ho. I’m looking forward to seeing him tackle Jurassic World employee Owen, and Peter Bradshaw from The Guardian writes that he has “run riot” so it seems like he’s done a good job. Could we have the next Harrison Ford on our hands? Here’s to hoping! For more great films, check the listings for Latest TV’s film review show, PostFeature. Follow us @PostFeatureTV to find out when we’re on!

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off the whole lot, even though I was full to bursting. Fortunately for both of us we are in possession of pudding stomachs. Miss C had the Kent strawberries, dark chocolate mille feuille and beetroot marshmallow. She liked it and praised the quality of the strawberries but made little mention of the beetroot marshmallow. Beetroot and marshmallow are so on trend but I suspect that she didn’t think this union was particularly memorable. I think I did much better with the Yorkshire rhubarb, elderflower sorbet, raspberry coulis and fennel

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The delights of Glyndebourne or many years I have been lucky enough to be able to go to Glyndebourne and enjoy some of the best performances of operas that one might hope to find anywhere in the world. Glyndebourne is a gem and if you look at this week’s stage page you will see that it is not solely for the rich. The operas are of course the main reason for attending but you do have to soak up the experience, soak on occasion being the operative word. The picnic is synonymous with Glyndebourne but the English weather being what it is you can find yourself huddling for shelter. That said there are far more places to shelter than in the old days. I do like to wander around and review the picnics that have been laid out. Some are impressive but there’s an awful lot of supermarket salads and dips these days. I prefer to dine in one of the three restaurants and for the recent production of Poliuto I took my dearest friend the divine Miss C to the Middle and Over Wallop. No idea what it means, I must ask, but they certainly know how to cater for a large audience with a limited time in which to dine. To say that the operation runs like clockwork would hint at there being a mechanical, almost military atmosphere, but far from it. The mood in the room is relaxed, elegant and rather jolly. There may be someone behind the scenes cracking a whip, but you don’t see it. Your food, pre-ordered, arrives on time and where it is meant to be, it is piping hot. Miss C started with watermelon gazpacho with feta and grape jelly.

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No wet bottoms from dining al fresco It was very pretty and she loved it, even declaring that she was going to copy the idea at home. I chose the home smoked duck, pickled chanterelle, almonds and a honey sumac dressing. I’m not sure why because I am no great fan of smoked food but this proved to be rather delicately smoked and unlike a lot of smoked fowl it was very succulent. It was generous too in fact! Miss C moved on to a main of pork belly with boulangère potato, onions three ways and an apple brandy jus. She loved it, the pork was properly cooked to a melting tenderness and the potatoes scored a huge hit. I thought it

lacked a little colour on the plate myself, but that’s just me. I went all butch for my main course and had the fillet of beef, slow braised shin pie, horseradish mash, summer vegetables and a green olive & truffle sauce. And butch it was too, a large piece of fillet, well seasoned and cooked just so, a great pie – delicious pastry and crust all round not just a slice of something slung on top of some stew, and great vegetables too. Mine looked much prettier on the plate and I confess to polishing

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sherbert. I loved it, it was pretty and packed with lots of lovely textures and flavours – in particular the fennel sherbet which I suspected might be a variant on sorbet but was indeed the classic childhood sweet. I would have been very happy to sit through the final act with a bag of it on my knee and a stick of liquorice to dip in it– although I am sure our neighbours would have hated that. I drank one glass of red, rather good, and enough if you don’t want to be drowsy through the final act. I finished with coffee, Miss M does not take caffeine, and we opened the little box of chocolates. Only then did she express disappointment. She is a chocolate afficionado and found them lacking, I thought they were okay, that final hit of sugar before the oncoming drama. But full marks for them all – and no wet bottoms from dining al fresco. www.diningatglyndebourne.com

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A CRACKPOT ENSEMBLE The music of ‘My Accomplice’

ith its soundtrack launch party at Latest MusicBar this Thursday, writer-director Charlie Weaver Rolfe looks back on how the songs became part of the story. “One of the reasons I always wanted to make a film was so that I could choose the music, and the first draft of ‘My Accomplice’ had much of its prospective soundtrack written into the script, much of it material for which we’d never have got the rights. It also included several songs as live performances by Bob Wants His Head Back, with introductions by lead singer Nadwa (AKA Nadia Strahan), conceived as a kind of cabaret Greek Chorus: a crackpot ensemble of musician-performers and masters of disguise and surprise, on a mission to play every stage in the city. Basically the A-Team as reimagined by a talented group of middle-aged Brightonians who really ought to know better and indeed probably do, but why interrupt the fun by asking? To be honest, the whole second half of this wasn’t ever written down or explained to the band. In fact, from “a crackpot ensemble” on, it’s an entirely retrospective invention. But still, it’s fair to say of The Bob (as they have never been known): If you book them, they will come. And if you don’t book them, they will probably come anyway. Which it’s important to remember while you are trying to book them, as everything up until that moment feels less like The A-Team and

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more like herding cats. Naturally we exploited this “nogig-too-small, no-fee-too-nonexistent” mentality to the full during the shooting of ‘My Accomplice’ and have continued to do so ever since. The same applies in varying degrees to the

A low-budget shoot isn’t made easier by a party to organise every few days other bands who appear in the film: Transformer, The Duke of Burgundy, Jo Ema, all of them came and played in locations across the city for the purposes of filming them and the people dancing to them. It’s hard to remember now why there was quite such a regular need to do this. A low-budget shoot isn’t made any easier by a party to organise every few days, and as with the extensive filming of seagulls and benches (some might even say excessive), a substantial proportion of this material was lost to the cutting room floor. But while the idiosyncrasies of my directorial vision could not always be honoured in the finished film, the music remains at the heart of ‘My Accomplice’ and is key to how it tells its story. This is after all a film about Brighton as well as a film about falling in love

– you may question the benches, quibble at the seagulls (some of them suspiciously humanlooking), but when Transformer tear the place apart at an allnight fancy dress garden party, I’m confident we hit the mark. In fact this was the moment during the shoot when myself and producer Martyn Holmes suddenly knew that we had a film – because the neighbours all stood at the next-door windows were texting Martyn, whose garden it was, to say thank you for a brilliant night. Transformer, Bob Wants His Head Back and Hayley Ross will be

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playing at Latest MusicBar on Thursday 18th June. Entry is free and the night will be filmed for a Live At The Latest broadcast. My Accomplice will be on “independent general release” from July 31st – visit www.myaccomplicemovie.com for more details.

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them. It's amazing how many people go out of their way to be offended by what you're saying. There is also a group of people who believe that misrepresenting what you say is a weapon of debate. I hate wilful misconstruction generally, but I'm even less of a fan of it when it's done to me. There are loads of people, too, who are intellectually vain and want to regurgitate what they've just read. It's not evil, but it's not for me.” The comedian proceeds to reflect that, even though he still has his provocative moments, overall he has mellowed as the years have passed. “I'm not as ferociously angry as I was. I've now figured out the stuff that was making me angry. For example, political debate doesn't make me mad anymore because I've seen through it. ‘That politician didn't do what

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Thoughtful, provocative, a perpetual outsider and remarkably entertaining with it, Reginald D Hunter is back at the Brighton Dome with a new show and fresh barriers to push he acclaimed comedian Reginald D Hunter has recently been on an epic road trip from North Carolina to New Orleans documenting the 150-year history of American popular song for a new three-part BBC2 series entitled ‘Reginald D Hunter's Songs of the South’. In New Orleans, he got to interview the blues legend Dr John. Reginald takes up the story. “Dr John asked me, 'What do you do?' I told him I was a standup, and he replied, 'So you're a kicks man. It's a very important job, providing kicks for people.' Is ‘kicks man’ how I'd describe myself? It is now! I am hereby christened A Man of Kicks.” Man of Kicks is a very good title for a comedian who has been furnishing British audiences with thrills for nearly two decades now. During that time, Reginald has become one of the best loved and most in demand performers in the country. Known for his distinctive take on subjects such as race and sexuality, he is often brutally honest and is sometimes viewed as controversial. However, his comedy is always meticulously thought out, and he has never been afraid to confront challenging issues head on, even when he turns his attention to his own beliefs. He is appealingly generous with off-the-cuff jokes. At one point, for instance, he laughs that, “Whenever a politician says, 'I want to spend

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more time with my family,' I think, 'Somebody's been sending pictures of themselves...'” Coming back to stand-up after a period abroad making his TV series, Reginald is relishing the chance to appear on the British stage once again. “I love stand-up,” says the comic, the broad grin on his face confirming as much. “Every time something new works on stage, it's definitely a great high. It's really satisfying.” Reginald reckons that there is another positive aspect to performing stand-up. “It makes me smarter. I spend a lot of time alone in hotels and airports. When you're locked away, you do a lot of thinking and come back smarter.” The comedian loves to push the boundaries on stage. “I remember as a boy watching Richard Pryor and thinking, 'That's brilliant, but don't stop there. Go further!' Now I try to create the sort of stand-up show I'd like to see. And then take it further.” When he does take it further, of course, Reginald has in the past sometimes been accused of courting controversy. But the comic dismisses the charge with his trademark easy charm. “I mostly work in front of overprivileged white people, and they're easily shocked by things they don't already believe – ‘how dare he espouse that view!’ “I get a sense of contrived outrage from

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It's amazing how many people go out of their way to be offended by what you're saying. he said he was going to do? He's surely the first politician in history to do that!’” A man who possesses a wonderful way with words, Reginald continues that, “It's bad to be angry. Anger is very powerful, but it’s toxic. It'll burn you out if you fly on it for too long. All your emotions are your children. If you leave them in the basement, eventually they're going to grow up and hate you.” Reginald has made very well-regarded appearances on TV shows such as ‘QI’, ‘8 out of 10 Cats’, ‘Would I Lie to You?’, ‘Live at The Apollo’ and ‘Never Mind the Buzzcocks’. But he has proved especially popular as a guest on ‘Have I Got News For You’. The comic, who has a very British grasp of irony, explains why. “Because I don't say much on that show! People say to me, 'I know what you're doing on Have I Got News For You. I admire your technique. You sit there looking totally uninterested... and then you pounce! It's absolutely brilliant. I've never seen such a technique before on a panel show. It's unprecedented’.” Reginald closes by underlining that he has a particular affection for British audiences. “That's why I'm here,” asserts the comedian, who hails originally from Georgia. “Britain is both my real home and my comedy home. British audiences like being surprised comedically. The problem with Americans is that they just want you to get to the funny part. “British people will come up to you afterwards and say, 'I wasn't sure about the punchline, but the bits before that were extraordinary'. There should be an organisation called the British Anoraks of Comedy. It's very nice to get that response. In my head, the person I'm writing my shows for is British. If you make it as a comedian in Britain, then you can branch out to the colonies!” Reginald D Hunter: The Man Who Attempted To Do As Much As Such, Sunday 28 June, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, £25/23, 01273 709709 , brightondome.org Photo credit: Kash Yusaf

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APPLE WATCH WOE o, my lovely new Apple Watch is on its way. And how excited am I, on a scale of one to 10? Ooh, I’d say approximately zero. When I say it’s “on its way”, you see, I mean it’s on its way back to Apple for a refund. And it clearly won’t be alone on that journey, bless it, because the courier who came to collect it said he’d already picked up loads of them. Maybe they’ll sit in the back of his van, these sadly unloved little devices, having a synchronised digital sing-song to cheer themselves up. They can actually do that, you know, these clever bits of kit. No, of course they can’t. Don’t be daft. To be fair, I only had one real problem with my Apple Watch. Namely, the fact that I hated it. I hated its ropey battery life. I hated trying to operate its tiny, fiddly touchscreen, an experience even more irritating than watching TV’s Matt Dawson. I hated the fact that I couldn’t wear it in the bath or when I went swimming (or, since it largely ceases to function after 18 hours, when I went to bed).

Show me a new gadget and I’ll convince myself I need it I hated the way the apps took ages to load, and that when they did they were mostly just feeble versions of the proper ones on the actual iPhone (which still had to be with me at all times if this watch was to do its job properly). Oh, and laughably old-fashioned nitwit granddad twerp that I am, I hated that it wouldn’t tell me the bloody time. OK, that last one’s not strictly true. It’s just that the watchface itself remains blank most of the time, to conserve that stupid battery, so you have to make a point of moving your wrist to make it illuminate. Simple enough, you reckon? Not from my own experience. It effectively meant relearning the way I glance to check the time. I’m 55, why the hell should I have to do that? I am, I’ll admit, something of an early adopter when it comes to technology – ‘early adopter’, of course, being tech-speak for ‘sucker’. Show me a new gadget, doesn’t matter how ridiculous, and somehow I’ll convince myself I need it. Specs that squirt your eyes with Optrex every 30 minutes? Sold! A toaster that doubles as a musical trouser press? At long last! A Sellotape dispenser that gives a five-day weather forecast in Spanish? Why didn't I think of that?! I’m still, despite this latest experience, a total Apple geek. But when my refund arrives, I’ll be a bit more picky about my next purchase from them. My Apple bluetooth pants, of course, are already on order. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2

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IT TAKES TWO here’s an irresistible otherworldliness to Lewes that we love. And a regular jaunt is recommended if only to pop into the delightfully quirky artspaces to be found there. If you’re looking for an excuse to visit, here’s an interesting proposition. An exhibition by two painters who first met 20 years ago when Ann Johnson joined a class at Eastbourne College of Art and Technology where Anne de Geus was the tutor. They have remained in contact ever since, working regularly together. Showing at the Hop Gallery in the Star Brewery building, ‘Drawn to Paint’ is a fascinating insight into how the duo source and develop their work. They sometimes use similar objects as a starting point, occasionally painting from each other’s drawings. It demonstrates how individual interpretation produces distinctly different paintings and is particularly compelling for nature lovers as much of the inspiration derives from surrounding landscape and gardens. From 20th June until 5th July. Meanwhile, at Farley Farm Gallery in Chiddingly, catch up with the latest (and very collectable work) of the irrepressible Mark Glassman. His recent paintings have been inspired by the local scenery in Bishopstone, Seaford and Newhaven, where the artist finds continual fascination from the contrasts between fields, sea, harbour, and brick and beach. The gallery is in the grounds of Farley Farm House – which is suffused with the spirit of its former surrealist occupants photographer Lee Miller and artist Roland Penrose. Another reason to get out and go. Sundays throughout June and July. www.artymagazines.com

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The 2015 Glyndebourne Tour offers a diverse line-up of Mozart, Donizetti and Handel lyndebourne might seem like an expensive fantasy to some, and it is indeed an occasion that can cost more than your average night at the theatre. But trust me when I say that it is so much more than an average night of anything. Glyndebourne is a magical experience where one can enjoy opera performed at the very highest level. All that said it need not be an expensive night out as there are many more seats than in the past and at far more affordable prices. It is always worth looking online to see what is available up to the very last minute. Add to this that booking is now open for the 2015 Glyndebourne Tour which boasts a diverse lineup of world-class operas from Mozart, Donizetti and Handel and at what can be described as excellent value prices. Now in its 47th year, Glyndebourne Tour will present three main stage productions, two of which transfer straight from the 2015 Glyndebourne Festival where they premiere this summer. An elegant new production of Mozart’s Die Entführung aus dem Serail, which opened to sell-out audiences at the 2015 Glyndebourne Festival on 13 June, heads the line-up. Among the cast is the up-and-coming American tenor Benjamin Bliss, currently a member of the Lindemann Young Artist Development Program at The Metropolitan Opera in New York. Also transferring from the 2015 Festival is a new production of

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international cast of up-andcoming soloists, the Glyndebourne Chorus takes a central role in all three productions providing rich opportunities for audiences across the country to watch the stars of tomorrow. It’s a diverse season which I hope will offer much to enjoy for audiences of all musical and theatrical tastes.” Off stage, cinemas in selected Tour locations will be screening Glyndebourne’s five star production of Benjamin Britten’s Billy Budd, a production which, because of its scale, Glyndebourne is unable to take on the road. An all-male piece which presents the tense and stifling atmosphere on board a British man of war during the Napoleonic wars, the production was described by The Stage as ‘a masterpiece of emotional ambiguity’. During the 2015 Tour, Glyndebourne will once again offer subsidised tickets to schools across the UK to attend fulllength, fully-staged opera.

Handel’s oratorio Saul, which tells the well-known biblical tale of the first King of Israel’s love and loathing for his eventual successor, David. Directed by the brilliant, provocative Australian director, Barrie Kosky, it features Henry Waddington in the title role opposite the South African countertenor Christopher Ainslie as David. The third production is a revival of an opulent period staging of Donizetti’s Don Pasquale; an acclaimed production which debuted on the Glyndebourne Tour in 2011. All three main stage productions have a central role for the Glyndebourne Chorus, an ensemble with a well-earned reputation for showcasing the soloists of tomorrow. Donizetti’s Don Pasquale Previous Glyndebourne Chorus members include such familiar names as Gerald Finley, Sarah Connolly and John Tomlinson. David Pickard, General Director at Glyndebourne, said: “Glyndebourne Tour was founded in 1968 to give more people a chance to see our world-class productions and to provide a platform for some of the opera world’s most talented young singers. This year alongside an

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Glyndebourne Performances for Schools offer priority booking and reduced price tickets to schools to take their students to see an opera, often for the first time. Now in its ninth year, Glyndebourne Performances for Schools will present Don Pasquale by Donizetti in Canterbury, Milton Keynes, Norwich, Plymouth and at Glyndebourne. In addition, Glyndebourne will host a Performance for School of the Mozart classic, Die Entführung aus dem Serail at home. The 2015 Tour will begin at Glyndebourne on 10 October before visiting Woking, Norwich, Canterbury, Milton Keynes and Plymouth. Public booking for Glyndebourne Tour performances at Glyndebourne opened on 8 June, ticket prices range from £8 – £68. Booking at other Tour venues is also open now. glyndebourne.com/tour2015 Glyndebourne (10-31 October) Tickets from £8 – £68

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BRAKES FUNNY AFIELD Take a short train journey to some of the best comedy around this week ife feels so much more Enid Blyton in the Summer (minus the period racism) when you’re speeding along through the countryside to explore a little further afield than your usual backyard. As much as Winter is about hunkering down and bedding in for hibernation, it’s well worth checking out the listings of a few venues a little further afield for a day out, dinner and a show. This week I would recommend those things happen in Worthing. Two very funny and very different comics are in Worthing this week, with the caustic wit and razor sharp brilliance of Katherine Ryan in town on Wednesday at the Connaught Theatre, followed hotly by the poetic, poignant and whimsical thoughts of Alex Horne. Horne’s show is fully formed and was Foster’s Comedy Award nominated last year at the Edinburgh Fringe, meaning that this is the business. Promising something akin to MB Games’ eternal favourite ‘Mousetrap’ and that clever Honda ad that brought all of the bits of a thing together to make a... well, a car – this is the show that Horne has wanted to make for the last ten years and his wing and a prayer in putting it together with precision has already paid off with critics and audiences alike. Ryan’s show is pop-culture obsessed and a unique perspective on many things, from the Canadian on the world’s first crack-smoking mayor to well-publicised death threats to Ryan herself. It’s a mad old world we live in, and sometimes the sanest thing to do is simply point that out. Plus, of course, there’s all the other fun things to do in Worthing in the middle of the week. Never done it? Well, maybe that’s the reason to start now. After all, what’s the point of simply doing the same thing all the time. Surely the point of comedy is to bring a little (or a big) change to the old routine. Alex Horne: Monsieur Butterfly, Thursday 25 June show has been rescheduled to Wednesday 23 September; Katherine Ryan: Glam Role Model, Wednesday 24 June, Connaught Theatre, worthingtheatres.co.uk

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Art: Julian Bell Grandson of Vanessa Bell and great-nephew of Virginia Woolf, Bell's series of 37 panel paintings in oils represent a bold new interpretation of the first 33

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chapters of the Bible. Julian Bell started working on his Genesis project some 18 months ago after re-reading the Bible's opening book for the first time since his youth. The initial series of drawings were burnt in a catastrophic fire in March 2014, that destroyed his studio and all its contents. St. Anne's Galleries, 111 High Street, Lewes, 20 June-5 July

Art: Hove Plinth Ten shortlisted sculpture proposals for Hove Plinth will be onshore this week, at Hove Library (15-19 June) and King's Esplanade

Brighton legends Brakes are reforming. Frontman Eamon Hamilton took time out from bringing up kids to talk to us How's it going? Are you in New York or elsewhere? I am living in Ulster County in upstate New York, which is glorious. It is pretty rural around here, everyone is on a well and septic system, we get drinking water from a pipe out of a mountain in the village in five gallon jugs. Sometimes there's a queue and we talk about how our garlic and tomatoes are doing. What are your memories of preBrakes band Brighter Lunch, and how did it shape Brakes? Brighter Lunch were great! We formed in Stroud over a summer and moved to Brighton because our bassist, Jonny Gray, was studying here, and me, Matt Eaton and Johnny Farmer had nothing better to do. I got a job at Waitrose in Burgess Hill, giving out wine and food samples, Matt and Farmer got temping jobs at Reeds. We rented a flat on Denmark Villas in Hove, then we moved to Kemp Town, just down from The Levellers' studio, who are really the best neighbours you can have when you're in a band. We were good, but looking back, we were a bit unfocused. We were trying to blend classic rock, indie pop and free party deep house, which kind of split the audiences. Our last gig was

(20/21 June). With £55,000 so far pledged, the public will have the opportunity to look at images of the proposed sculptures and read about the design and inspiration behind each before nominating their favourite three. The winning design will be situated on King's Esplanade, at the foot of Grand Avenue. Hove Library, Church Road & King's Esplanade, foot of Grand Avenue, until 21 June

Event: So You Think You’re Funny? 2015 An opportunity to see some new and original acts take their first

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supporting Electric Soft Parade at the Pavillion Theatre, we'd spent three years trying to make it and we'd run out of energy. After that, I was a bit lost and pissed off and took it out on my guitar and wrote a bunch of tunes that became the first Brakes record. Is it true that the brothers White (Alex and Tom of the aforementioned Electric Soft Parade) saw you play solo and suggested forming a band? I was opening for The Lonesome Organist at what was Palmers Bar (just down from the old ice skating rink), and Tom and Alex had come along for support. They came up afterwards and said that the tunes needed a band. I think they rang Marc Beatty (bassist) after I'd finished (he was working at Mockingbird Studios) and after the gig we went there and jammed… Brakes... why that name? My friend Matt Eaton had seen a guy on a bike, tearing down Trafalgar Street, screaming: "I've got no brakes!" I thought, 'well everyone needs some brakes every now and then', and there it was. Three albums, all great, why did the band end? I wish I had pronounced my Ts and Ps better on the second record, but you can't go back, can you. We never ended, I just had three kids in four years and my life went a little bit doolally. Concorde 2, Fri 19 June, 7pm, £14

steps towards comedy stardom. One of the most prestigious new act competitions in the country has its Brighton heat. Komedia, Wednesday 17 June, 8pm, £6.50

Event: Crossing The Teas The Big Tea Party Celebrating our cultural infusion. Inspired by Irene Mensah, the Big Tea Party is a celebration of how different cultures engage in tea drinking traditions. The afternoon will include live performance, music, film, tea and food. Brighton Dome, Studio Theatre, Sunday 21 June, 3pm, £7

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The Beach Boys, Brighton Centre, 4 June 2015 ★★★★★ Tim Ridgway

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od Only Knows how they do it, but The Beach Boys are still on the road. Now in their 70s, jokes about staying up past their bed time were well received by the Brighton Centre crowd. Consisting of three of its former members (Mike Love, Bruce Johnston and David Marks) this was a night where the California waves and flowery shirts were brought to the Brighton seafront. Classics such as ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice’, ‘Surfin USA’ and ‘Good Vibrations’ got the crowd off their feet throughout the two-and-ahalf hour show. But there were large lulls in both parts of the set as the depths of the back catalogue were explored. It did not dent the feelgood factor but it did make you think how long these musical icons can keep on ‘Getting Around’ as much as they do.

The Moody Blues: Timeless Flight Tour Evergreen rock band The Moody Blues brought their unique fusion of psychedelic, progressive and symphonic rock and rhythm and blues to the Brighton Centre as part of their latest tour. Culminating in Glastonbury for the band's festival debut after 51 years in the industry, the tour is an outstanding showcase of fan

is transferred to the stage, and a tricky undertaking that proves to be. It tells the story of a very middle-class love affair running through WWII. The cast all try terribly, terribly hard not to hurt one another and the stage is littered with torn up letters that the characters simply can’t bear to read. With religious symbolism everywhere, it works on many layers but I need to focus on its entertainment value. The story is told through a series of confusing flashbacks (which don’t really work on stage) and expositional soliloquies that will not be everyone’s cup of tea. Eastbourne Theatres, 2 June 2015 ★★★★★ Martin Baron

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7 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (Style man from Brighton)

Geeky funny-man Kerensa follows up his 2006 show with Part 2 of his ‘Back To The Future’ tribute. After a musical five minute recap of the first film, Kerensa

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A Mass For Hercules – BREMF Consort of Voices, Deborah Roberts (director) It began with Joaquin des Prez’s stately motet “Præter rerum seriem”, which Cipriano de Rore (1515-1555) used as the musical basis of his richly-textured six part Latin Mass for the Duke of Ferrara, Ercole d’Este. For this Hercules, the conceited son of Lucrezia Borgia, Cipriano added an extra part singing “Long live Hercules”, again and again. It was a delight to hear it sung so well, in context with chants and motets proper for the feast of Corpus Christi. This choir’s pitch and diction are precise, its blend and balance near perfect under the nuanced direction of a Renaissance expert. St Paul’s Church, 6 June 2015 ★★★★★ Andrew Connal

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15 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance 16 Jim Guittard The Sun Shines Today 17 Freudstein Sister Sleaze favourites including 'Question' and 'Nights In White Satin'. Clocking-up a combined age of 215 one would be forgiven for thinking the band might be slowing-down but the trio showed no signs of it, living up to the title of this latest tour; Timeless Flight. Exhilarating and breathtaking – a top night. The Brighton Centre, 8 June 2015 ★★★★★ Jacob White

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considers the sequel, set this year, and bemoans the differences between the real and fictional 2015. Where are the hoverboards, flying cars, and self-drying clothes, he asks. On the other hand, who do you know who still owns a home fax machine?! Taking a leaf out of Marty McFly’s book, Kerensa explores what happens if he were to go back to 2006 and change his own future. With hilarious results. Fun, geeky, and very funny! Caroline of Brunswick, 22 May 2015 ★★★★★ Laura Fernandez-Kayne

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TUESDAY 16 Gogglebox 2014 Channel 4, 10pm The telly programme about watching telly programmes has been a phenomenal hit, but just in case you missed it – as sometimes happens, lives to live, places to go – here’s a chance to catch all of the funniest moments and most delightful comments from Leon and June, Steph and Dome, plus Chris and Stephen.

Dara Ó Briain Meets Stephen Hawking BBC1, 10.35pm Funny-but-clever meets cleverbut-funny as Dara Ó Briain spends time with his childhood hero Stephen Hawking when they attend the world premiere of The Theory Of Everything. Interesting timing. So many things to get to the bottom of, both biographical and scientific. Coo.

Love Island ITV2, 9pm We may be lucky enough to get the seaside all year round without having to be filmed 24-7 and set up to be love rats on national television and condemned as z-listers for the next six months – but them’s the breaks of living in East Sussex. For those not so fortunate, check out the last in reality sunbathing.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ronnie attempts to put her relationship back on track. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. It’s Zosia’s first day back on Darwin, but there’s a fly in the ointment - Ollie. New AAU nurse Cara ruffles Raf’s feathers when she intervenes and organises a psychiatric assessment for a patient. 9.00 The Syndicate Drama series. When a journalist uncovers new information about Amy’s disappearance, a furious Andy takes the investigation into his own hands. Sean’s past catches up with him and the syndicate is shocked to discover he is not what he seems. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Dara O Briain Meets Stephen Hawking See highlights. 11.25 FILM: Creation (2009) Starring Paul Bettany, Jennifer Connelly, Jeremy Northam, Toby Jones, Benedict Cumberbatch. In anguish about the religious turmoil it could cause and the tension it creates with his wife, Charles Darwin is delaying completion of his masterwork On the Origin of Species. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi takes on the difficult challenge of finding head chefs. The first three candidates are put through a grueling hands-on interview process. 8.00 Natural World Wildlife documentary. 9.00 An Hour To Save Your Life Medical science series exploring the life-or-death decisions facing doctors in the first critical hour of emergency care. Medics fight to save the lives of a young man who’s been critically injured in a car crash, a cyclist involved in a collision with a lorry and a young woman whose heart has stopped after a sudden collapse. 10.00 Rev. Sitcom about a vicar running an inner-city church. The position of church treasurer is vacant and Adam has found the ideal candidate to turn the church’s dire finances around; unfortunately he has a conviction for viewing child abuse images online. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Napoleon The first of three documentaries. 12.20am The Super League Show 1.05 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 2.05 Sign Zone: Rip Off Britain: Food 2.50 Sign Zone: Outbreak: The Truth About Ebola 4.00 Drink And Drugs: My Story 5.00 True Stories

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Finn reveals Emma’s deception. Emma makes an allegation. 7.30 A Great Welsh Adventure With Griff Rhys Jones Series in which Griff Rhys Jones explores some of the most beautiful and magical regions of Wales. Today, he is on the Gower Peninsula which juts out into the Bristol Channel. 8.00 Me And My Guide Dog Second of a two-part documentary. The litter continue their training - but will troublesome pups Kez and Kludo make the grade and be matched with blind owners? 9.00 The Enforcers Second of a two-part observational documentary which follows High Court enforcement officers as they go about their work. In this programme, enforcement officers are called to Suffolk to evict an angry squatter who refuses to leave a derelict pub. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm When a quiz night is hosted at the pub, a reluctant Mick agrees that he will take the family to the beach if they win. 11.10 The Big Fish Off Ali Hamidi and Dean Macey present the competitive angling show. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Robbie is out for blood, but will the Roscoes help their brother get revenge? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Running The Shop Sussex bakery chain Truffles faces tough competition from Greggs and neighbouring supermarkets. On Hilary Devey’s advice, boss Peter Tompsett leaves his staff £30,000 to make a stab at improving the business while he steps down for three weeks. 9.00 No Offence Police comedy drama. The fatal shooting of a respected surgeon leads the team to an unlikely suspect. Meanwhile, Dinah and Deering make disturbing new discoveries in the serial killer case, fearing it might not be over. 10.00 Gogglebox 2014 See highlights. 11.35 Secrets Of The Living Dolls Documentary that delves into the secretive world of ‘female masking’, where men transform their appearance - and gender - by dressing up in elaborate rubber suits. 12.40am Royal Ascot Highlights 1.10 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.40 Cycling: The London Nocturne 2015 2.10 FIM Superbike World Championship 2.35 Caterham Motorsport 3.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.00 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.45 River Cottage Bites

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Collectaholics 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Queen’s

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.45am Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s teelvision 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Time Of Death (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Alf is gutted when he learns that he has to stay in hospital for Anzac Day, inspiring Jett and the other teens to organise a special service for him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Documentary series following the high-speed pursuit unit of the Lincolnshire police force. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 9.00 Viva Espana! OAPs Behaving Badly Documentary series about British OAPs determined to grow old disgracefully. Spain is a popular retreat for elderly ex-pats, including 68-year-old millionaire John who is drinking his way through an extravagant wine cellar and entertaining guests with his young girlfriend. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am Benefit Brits By The Sea 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30 Last Man Standing 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Moone Boy 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 FILM: Snakes On A Plane (2006) 11.05 Strike Back: Legacy 12.05am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 LIVE: Women’s World Cup: Japan v Ecuador 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 American Dad! 1.10 Family Guy 1.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 2.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 3.00 Gay & Under Attack

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2015 9.00 Monkey Planet 10.00 Your Inner Fish: An Evolution Story 10.55 The Brain: A Secret History 11.55 The Sky At Night 12.25am Light And Dark 1.25 Monkey Planet 2.25 Your Inner Fish: An Evolution Story

1.45pm Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 6.00 Love Island 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! T8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island. See highlights. 10.00 Bad Bridesmaid 11.00 Celebrity Juice: Pop Special 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Love Island

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.05 Bertie And Elizabeth 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Secret Smile 11.35 The Vice 12.40am Bertie And Elizabeth

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Empire 10.00 FILM: Repo Men (2010) 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.05am Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 11.40 FILM: Genevieve (1953) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 1.10pm Victim (1961) 3.20 The Scarlet Blade (1963) 5.00 The River’s Edge (1957) 6.45 Drillbit Taylor (2008) 9.00 Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) 11.25 He’s Just Not That Into You (2008) 1.55am Margot At The Wedding (2007) 3.50 Close

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WEDNESDAY 17 The Cube ITV1, 8pm It’s not classy, it’s not clever, but it is doggone addictive to sit inactive on the sofa hypothesising about how you could do that particular challenge easily but the application form for The Cube looks too difficult. Pip Schofield looks suitably invested as Nathalie and Adam try their darnedest to win dosh.

The Bin Laden Conspiracy BBC2, 10pm Remember when the special forces charged in to a compound in Pakistan and found its number one enemy in a hole in the ground? Remember that? The highlight of Obama’s presidency, some say. Others say it never happened at all. Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh delves deeper.

Dirk Gently BBC4, 10pm Another chance to witness Stephen Mangan playing Douglas Adams’ holistic detective – working on the theory of everything being connected to solve crime as he finds it. Which is bound to work in the case of the missing cat, right? Along with the missing billionaire, exploding warehouse and plate of biscuits.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 9.00 Bollyheat 9.30 Burn Up With Natalie 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Northern Cuisine 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick Out The Jams (x2) 3.30 Noise Floor (x2) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Love That Car Passoinate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events andwhy they love them. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional dream homes. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Love That Car 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Home renovation series. 9.00 The Interceptor Drama following an undercover team on the hunt for Britain’s most ruthless criminals. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 SunTrap Crime comedy. An undercover reporter and his former mentor join forces to solve mysteries on a Spanish island. Brutus sacks his barman Zorro after he goes missing, and replaces him with a new barman, New Zorro. Three days later, Old Zorro returns and pleads for his job back, explaining that he has had a run of bad luck at the casino. He then reveals that, in a desperate attempt to win back his money, he has gambled the bar - and lost it! And to save his knees, Zorro did a deal with the casino manager, who agreed to waive the debt if Woody will do a job for him. Somebody is ripping off the casino and he needs to find out who it is before the casino’s owners arrive on the island in 48 hours’ time. 11.05 The Met Documentary following the officers of Britain’s biggest and busiest police service. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 Newsnight Special Comprehensive coverage of important national and international news stories. 8.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi takes on the difficult challenge of finding head chefs. The next three candidates are put through the interview process. 9.00 Napoleon The second of three documentaries telling the story of Napoleon. This edition charts the transformation of a political leader of the French to Emperor and global statesman, from a son of the French Revolution to husband of the daughter of the Holy Roman Emperor, the most powerful, conservative, monarchist nation on earth.Simples. 10.00 The Bin Laden Conspiracy See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The BBC At War An enthralling series exploring how the BBC fought not only Hitler but also the British government to become the institution it is today. 12.20am Sign Zone: Portillo’s State Secrets 12.50 Sign Zone: Modern Times: The Secret Life Of Cleaners 1.50 Sign Zone: The Detectives 3.50 Matters Of Life And Death 5.00 Ultimate Brain Mad Lab 5.30 Titch And Ted Do Maths: Measurements

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cain visits two people. Finn attempts to make amends with Emma. Chrissie grows suspicious of Robert. 7.30 Coronation Street Bethany reports back to Callum and Sarah. Alya needs all the support she can get. 8.00 The Cube See highlights. 9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell with more remarkable and moving stories of people anxious to find missing family members. In this programme, the story of 39-year-old Peter Gunn, a man who has struggled to come to terms with the decision his birth mother made to give him up when he was a baby. . 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Enforcers Second of a two-part observational documentary which follows High Court enforcement officers as they go about their work - evicting problem tenants and repossessing goods that have not been paid for. 11.40 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland. 12.10am Jackpot247 2.30 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Antiques Roadshow Detectives 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Lifeline 1.10 Tennis: Queen’s

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tegan’s heartbreak resurfaces when Leela and Ziggy return to Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Auction House A behindthe-scenes look at Lots Road Auction House in Chelsea. Love is in the air at the auction house but while the staff prepare for a special Valentine’s sale, hard-nosed boss Roger Ross is focused on the bottom line. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on caring and kindness, whether from staff, family or friends. 10.00 Bums, Boobs And Botox Documentary looking at the work of Transform, a large cosmetic surgery firm, featuring its staff and patients. Meet the doctors advocating the benefits of Botox and hair transplants. 11.00 Domino’s Pizza: A Slice Of Life One-off observational documentary going behind the scenes at the fast food company, Domino’s. 12.05am Music On 4: Wild Life Festival 1.05 Royal Ascot Highlights 1.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.25 FILM: The Death And Life Of Charlie St Cloud (2010) 4.05 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s teelvision 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Dangerous Attraction (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Phoebe and Kat bond over some wine about the hopeless men in their lives but soon end up admitting that they may have made mistakes, leading Kat to turn up at Nate’s place drunk. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney. 8.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Pet-loving comedians Dave Spikey and Ellie Taylor are on hand to enjoy some greedy pigs, terrifying tortoises and a hefty dose of pet fails in this clip show. 9.00 Fire Starter: Caught In The Act Documentary series in which journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces on the road and in the air to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to fight crime. There is no hiding place for criminals when the Metropolitan Police’s helicopter takes to the skies. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm David Beckham Into The Unknown 8.30 LIVE: Women’s World Cup: England v Colombia 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2015 9.00 Timeshift - How To Be Sherlock Holmes: The Many Faces Of A Master Detective 10.00 Dirk Gently. See highlights. 11.00 Mission To Mars: A Horizon Special 12.00am How To Be Bohemian With Victoria Coren Mitchell

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 6.00 Love Island 7.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 The Vampire Diaries 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.30am Love Island

7.35am The Royal 8.40 Murder, She Wrote 9.40 Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Jane Eyre 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Blue Murder 11.35 The Vice 1.10am The Royal

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Gogglebox 12.00am Made In Chelsea (x2) 2.10 Virtually Famous

11.05am Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 11.40 FILM: Siege At Red River (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: PS I Love You (2007) 11.30 24 Hours In A&E 12.35am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.20 Grand Designs 2.25 The Good Wife

11.00am Hell And High Water (1954) 1.10pm A Town Like Alice (1956) 3.30 Lord Jim (1964) 6.35 Beaches (1988) 9.00 Salt (2010) 11.00 Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 1.05am The Broken Circle Breakdown (2012) 3.25 Close

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THURSDAY 18 The Tribe Channel 4, 9pm If you think that tribal living of the more traditional manner is a simpler way to live – check yourself. This four-part documentary capturing life in an Ethiopian tribe, with three generations living in four mud huts captures the eternal truth that no matter where they are, teenagers are sassy. You know it.

Person Of Interest Channel Five, 10pm Didn’t there used to be a time when the cops where the good guys? Dixon Of Dock Green, Dragnet and The Bill have been usurped by The Shield’s school of corruption, and in Person Of Interest the po-lice (pronounce the first syllable the strongest) are in accord with the crooks in their hunt for Reese. No rest...

Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story BBC4, 9pm The wonder of fingerprints – who’d’ve thought there’d be a use for dust?! Let’s find a way that washing up can catch a killer and we’ll be laughing, right? This looks into the backstory of how modern forensics came to exist before Gil Grissom.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Bollyheat 9.00 Burn Up With Natalie 9.30 Bethanie Lune: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton HiLights (x2) 12.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Cook It 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Noise Floor 3.30 Noise Floor 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 Life Stories In Life Stories we meet people with amazing stories to tell about their lives. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 8 Ball Pool IPA Pool competition with players from across the UK. 10.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hays and Joseph Gunn. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 DiTR Presents A showcase special from DiTR, a community music project made up of passionate musicians and people to help promote music in Brighton. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Life Stories 1.30 Latest News 2.00 8 Ball Pool 4.00 Post Feature 4.30 Latest News 5.00 DiTR Presents

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders It’s a night of revelations in Albert Square as shocking truths come to light for Shirley, Dean and Buster. Can they remain united? Roxy and Ronnie come to blows. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations. 9.00 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from High Wycombe. 11.35 This Week Andrew Neil presents a political review of the week. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain John Craven hosts the quiz. 7.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi takes on the difficult challenge of finding head chefs. The next three candidates are put through the interview process. The candidates are faced with cooking fish. 8.00 The Hairy Bikers And Lorraine Pascale: Cooking The Nation’s Favourite Food Ever wondered what the nation’s top ten evening meals are? Is the favourite all-time dish a curry, a steak, a roast or a pizza, pie or stew? The Hairy Bikers and Lorraine Pascale reveal all in this special programme. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Ellie Taylor and Josh Widdicombe. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Kate Humble: Living With Nomads Documentary series. 12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 12.50 Sign Zone: Inside The Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made 1.50 Sign Zone: 24 Hours In The Past 4.00 The Genius Of Invention 4.30 The Genius Of Invention 5.00 Kick Sum Maths

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira crosses a line with Cain. 7.30 How Safe Is Your Cabin Air?: Tonight As thousands prepare to jet off on holiday this summer, Joel Hills investigates growing concerns over air quality on board passenger aeroplanes. 8.00 Emmerdale Harriet tells Robert the truth about Chrissie. 8.30 Big Box Little Box Series in which five households across Britain get a special delivery of the latest gadgets and gizmos to road test at home. This week, the families try out a futuristic unicycle called the Airwheel. 9.00 Britain’s Busiest Airport Heathrow Documentary series going behind the scenes at Britain’s busiest and biggest international airport London Heathrow. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Last Word Political show with MPs and other guests looking at the big stories in the region. 11.10 Perspectives: The Magic Of Houdini With Alan Davies Alan Davies explores the extraordinary life of Harry Houdini, who against the odds was among the richest, most successful entertainers in the world. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 How Safe Is Your Cabin Air?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Horizon: Dancing In The Dark The End Of Physics? 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Queen’s

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks An illicit kiss is sure to spell trouble for two Hollyoaks residents. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives First of a three-part documentary series that uses surveillance filming, cutting-edge technology and expert input to analyse extreme canine behaviour in the modern world. Alsatian sisters Tasha and Kes have forced their owners to partition their home and lead separate lives. 9.00 The Tribe See highlights. 10.00 17 Kids And Counting Documentary catching up with the Radfords, Britain’s biggest family, over the course of a year. Sophie has moved out of the family home and is set to make Noel and Sue grandparents for the second time. Chloe prepares to go to university, where she will study child development. 11.00 Dementiaville Documentary series exploring different approaches to the care of people with dementia. 12.00am Royal Ascot Highlights 12.35 My Big Fat Gypsy Valentine 1.35 The House The 50s Built 2.30 Exams: Cheating The System?: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Imaginary Friend (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kat decides that it is finally time to be honest and loudly declares to Nate that she wants to give things another go. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Trauma Doctors Observational documentary series following the pioneering work of the trauma specialists at the Royal London Hospital. 8.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people who live on benefits. In Blackpool, a mother-of-six is banned from the job centre following an altercation. One man is so skint that he has had sell his mobility scooter and pawn his Victorian silver jewellery. A single mum’s benefits are cut in half after she misses an appointment with social services because she was at the hospital. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.00 Person Of Interest See highlights. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Conspiracy: The Death Of Hitler 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30 Last Man Standing 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Moone Boy 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Kings And Queens Of Speech 9.00 Glee 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Karl Pilkington 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FILM: Bend It Like Beckham (2002) 9.50 Great TV Mistakes 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Nick Helm

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2015 9.00 Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story. See highlights. 10.00 Waking The Dead 10.50 Your Inner Fish: An Evolution Story 11.45 The Code Of Life: Great Scientists In Their Own Words 12.45am Horizon

1.45pm Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 6.00 Love Island 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Shockers 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island: Live 10.00 Reality Bites 10.50 Celebrity Juice 11.35 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.30am Love Island: Live

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.05 FILM: Clockwise (1986) 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Wild At Heart 4.10 Fresh Fields 4.45 Doctor In The House 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 FILM: Mamma Mia! (2008) 10.10 Blue Murder 11.40 The Vice 1.10am City Lights

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Gogglebox 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Empire 1.00 Rude Tube

11.40am FILM: Destination Gobi (1953) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 The Somme’s Secret Weapon: A Time Team Special 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Holiday 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am Face Of A Fugitive (1959) 12.40pm The Four Feathers (1939) 2.55 Battle Of The River Plate (1956) 5.15 Porridge (1979) 7.10 Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 9.00 The Sweeney (2012) 11.15 Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) 1.20am Juno (2007) 3.15 Close

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FRIDAY 19 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Channel 4, 9pm Jimmy Carr hosts the ridiculous proceedings, as Jon Richardson makes up 7-letter words, Sean Lock makes jokes about Jon being slight of stature, and Rachel Riley looks cleverer than the lot of them. Guests are Lee Mack, Sara Pascoe and Alex Horne with his Horne Section.

Artsnight BBC2, 11pm As Andrew Marr takes over the arts series he draws attention to some great Renaissance dramatists who have been overlooked simply because they happened to be working at the same time as William Shakespeare. Upsets the bell curve, dunnit? Like that whizz kid who always beat you at maths.

The Saboteurs More4, 9pm Scandi drama, and you don’t need to worry about jumpers taking over our fashion stores by storm here as it’s all period set in WWII. When German scientist Werner Heisenberg is awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics the Allies are none too happy, and the Nazis accuse him of being politically ‘unreliable’. Careful...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 9.30 BollyHeat 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Northern Cuisine 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick OutThe Jams 3.00 Latest News Live 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debate! 8.30 Latest News 9.00 Funny Farm The Funny Farm follows Gabrielle and farmyard friends living and working on a Sussex farm. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Funny Fursdays 10.45 Noise Reel Extra: The Galleons 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Noise Floor (x2) 1.00 On The Verge 1.30 Latest News 2.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 2.30 Latest News 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Funny Fursdays 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show I 7.30 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Tensions are high at the Butchers’ when Sonia grows concerned about Liam’s behaviour. 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. On his sofa: he said he’d be back... the mighty Arnold Schwarzenegger returns, in Terminator Genisys; his co-star, Daenerys from Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke; Oscar-nominated Jake Gyllenhaal, starring in sports drama Southpaw; model and actress Cara Delevingne, in new teen romance mystery Paper Towns; and music and chat from Tinie Tempah. 11.25 SunTrap Crime comedy. 11.55 FILM: It’s A Wonderful Afterlife (2010) Starring Shabana Azmi, Goldy Notay, Sendhil Ramamurthy, Sally Hawkins, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Zoe Wanamakern. Comedy. 1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz. 7.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial It’s the final at Amelies. Owner Sam is upset to discover that two finalists have decided her restaurant is too remote to continue with the process, so Alex jumps in to redo the shortlist. 8.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Cookery series. In the series finale, Mary cooks dishes inspired by her home and family. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Kate Humble: Living With Nomads Documentary series. In her final journey of the series, Kate Humble travels deep into the southern Gobi Desert in Mongolia to live with an extended family of Cashmere goat and yak herders. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Clare Balding’s guests include fivetime world snooker champion Ronnie O’Sullivan, Olympic heptathlon gold medallist Denise Lewis and Ashes hero Graeme Swann. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight See highlights. 11.25 FILM: The Lady (2012) Starring Michelle Yeoh, David Thewlis, Jonathan Ragget. Biopic of the life of the Nobel Peace Prize winner Aung San Suu Kyi. 1.35am Sign Zone: Question Time 2.35 Sign Zone: 1945: The Savage Peace

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert plays games with Cain. 7.30 Coronation Street Is distraught Alya about to make a huge mistake? Chesney has nowhere to hide. Lloyd arrives back after a month at sea. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo makes a culinary journey around his native Italy. In this episode, he explores the intriguing region of Puglia, where centuries-old tradition meets the modern world. 8.30 Coronation Street Will guilty Alya accept Gary’s proposal? Fiz returns in the nick of time. Is it too little, too late for David and Kylie? 9.00 Doc Martin Comedy drama series about the famously curmudgeonly GP. One of Louisa’s pupils blames an upset stomach on a meal she ate at Bert’s restaurant and writes about it in the school magazine. Bert and Al are furious, and they go to see Louisa wanting something to be done. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Vicious Second series of the sitcom. The gang decide to join Ash and Jess at a ballroom dancing class. 11.10 FILM: The Eiger Sanction (1975) Starring Clint Eastwood, George Kennedy, Vonetta McGee. Thrilling action adventure. 1.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Queen’s

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing 6.00 The Simpsons . 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s Esther’s baby shower, but mischievous Kim is out to cause trouble. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Shipping Wars UK Series following people working in the transport industry as they aim to maximise their loads and income. This episode features a pair of giant Gruffalo statues carved from solid wood, 300,000 live bees, and a 20foot sailing boat. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown See highlights. 10.00 Sarah Millican Home Bird Live Comedian Sarah Millican’s third stand-up show sees her performing to her home crowd at the Tyne Theatre in Newcastle. 11.05 Man Down Sitcom. Dan is sent on a diversity course after alarming headmistress Miss Lipsey, the ongoing target of his clumsy advances, with his complete lack of political correctness. 11.40 Virtually Famous Comedy panel show hosted by Glee star Kevin McHale, which celebrates the weird and wonderful online sensations that have got millions talking and sharing. 12.25am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.55 Royal Ascot Highlights: Channel 4 Racing 1.25 Supernatural 2.15 The Hotel 3.10 Four Rooms 4.00 The Renovation Game 4.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.50 River Cottage Bites

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: Thin Ice (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Spencer says a heartfelt goodbye to Maddy and bows out of the Bay for good. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In Colour Documentary series. This episode looks at Mussolini’s push into North Africa and the air and sea battles fought for the control of Malta. 8.00 Conspiracy: The Nazi King Documentary series reviewing major events in history through the perspective of conspiracy theories. They may be symbolic of Britishness, but the Royal Family were once half German, and many conspiracy theorists believe that, despite England going to war twice with Germany in the 20th century, our Royal Family’s allegiances remained firmly with the Fatherland. 9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction Live coverage as another housemate is evicted. 10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 11.30 Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming from the house. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: Eviction 4.20 The Secret Life Of Pets 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 Family Guy (x2) 10.15 EastEnders 10.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.20 Family Guy 12.45 Murder In Successville (x6) 3.50 Great TV Mistakes

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2015 9.00 Glastonbury Golden Greats 10.00 Festivals Britannia 11.30 Nile Rodgers: The Hitmaker 12.30am Disco At The BBC 1.30 Glastonbury Golden Greats 2.30 Festivals Britannia

12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 Guinness World Records 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 6.00 Love Island: Live 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Presents... 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.35 Celebrity Juice 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.15pm Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.20 Wild At Heart 4.20 Fresh Fields 4.55 Doctor In The House 5.25 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Afterlife 11.05 The Vice 12.45am FILM: Clockwise (1986)

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Max Payne (2008) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube 1.05 Tattoos After Dark (x2)

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Wars Of The Roses: A Time Team Special 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Saboteurs. See highlights. 10.00 Nazi Megastructures 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.00 Grand Designs

11.00am A Man Alone (1955) 1.00pm On The Fiddle (1961) 2.55 Santa Fe (1951) 4.40 Planet Of The Apes (1968) 6.55 The Phantom (1996) 9.00 Johnny English Reborn (2011) 11.05 Beverly Hills Cop III (1993) 1.10am Neds (2010) 3.40 Close

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SATURDAY 20 La Traviata: Love, Death And Divas BBC2, 9pm Want an opera that’s been denounced as bringing ‘the poetry of the brothel’ to the stage? Then tuck into this doozey! Historian Amanda Vickery and Radio 3 presenter Tom Service reveal the extraordinary story behind La Traviata’s first night in London.

FILM: Rush Channel 4, 9pm VroooOOOOOOmmMMM!!! Chris Hemsworth stars with Daniel Bruhl in this biopic about the fiercely contested 1976 Formula One championship between James Hunt and Niki Lauda. Hunt was the playboy, Lauda was recovering from a serious crash. The competition was on. Who will win? Only one way to find out...

A Touch Of Frost ITV3, 10pm It’s Saturday night, settle in, pour yourself a nice glass of whatyou-fancy and tuck into an evening with Jack Frost. He’s making the world a safer place, especially when a widow and her daughter are viciously attacked. It’s down to you, Jack, to get that rotter serial killer. We’re all depending on you.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Floor (x2) 7.00 Bollyheat 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Noise Reel 9.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Unsigned Transmissions 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Kick Out The Jams 12.00pm Love That Car 12.30 Land Rovers Live 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.30 Cook It 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme. 7.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films by Tony Burke, Daniel Cerisola, and Lara Heller. 11.00 Under The Radar 12.00am Unsigned Transmissions 12.30 Bored Gamers Redux 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Funny Fursdays 2.45 Noise Reel Extra 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 On The Verge

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6.45 BBC News 6.55 South East Today 7.00 Prized Apart Adventure game show hosted by Emma Willis and Reggie Yates. 8.05 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the quiz in which two teams of strangers play against each other to complete a series of lists and win up to £100,000. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws. 8.55 Casualty Dixie helps a grieving mother to let go, and Cal and a leukemia patient work together to raise money for charity. 9.45 The John Bishop Show Comedy entertainment featuring stand-up comedy from Hal Cruttenden, Jimeoin and Tanyalee Davis. Vikki Stone sings an ode to Professor Brian Cox. Music performances come courtesy of the Vaccines and the Overtones. 10.30 BBC News 10.50 Not Going Out Sitcom. Unburdened by ambition or drive, Lee drifts from one ill-advised job to another. 11.20 Room 101 - Extra Storage Game show meets talk show sees Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare. 12.00am FILM: The Rookie (2002) 2.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.05 BBC News

6.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 6.30 Edwardian Farm It’s December and Alex, Peter and Ruth face the challenge of earning a living in one of the hardest months of the year. 7.30 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands Documentary series exploring the wildlife of Japan. In the far south of Japan, there is a chain of islands stretching towards the tropics - a place where all life is influenced by the power of the sea, and where volcanoes and typhoons are forces to be reckoned with. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom featuring the men of the Walmingtonon-Sea Home Guard unit. Mainwaring’s squad takes part in an exercise for a Highland platoon. 9.00 La Traviata: Love, Death And Divas See highlights. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return, featuring guests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Ellie Taylor and Josh Widdicombe. 10.35 FILM: Hamlet 2 (2008) Starring Steve Coogan, Elisabeth Shue, David Arquette, Amy Poehler. Comedy about a failed actor turned drama teacher who sets about creating a controversial and ‘inspirational’ sequel to Hamlet. 12.00am The Many Faces Of Robbie Coltrane 1.00 Good Hair 2.30 Sign Zone: Watchdog 3.30 Sign Zone: Rip Off Britain: Food

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Box 12.00pm BBC News 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.00 Tennis: Queen’s Semi-Finals 4.45 Pointless Celebrities 5.30 Formula 1: Austrian Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights

7.55am FILM: The Happiest Days Of Your Life (1950) 9.15 Animal Park 9.45 Elephant Diaries 10.15 Homes Under The Hammer 11.15 Escape To The Country 12.00pm Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 1.00 Athletics: European Team Championships 5.30 Ocean Queens: The Story Of Cunard

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Nerds & Monsters 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 Tipping Point 2.40 1000 Heartbeats 3.35 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Surreal comedy meets slapstick as Harry Hill welcomes us to his world of home videos. 7.00 FILM: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Ralph Fiennes, Robbie Coltrane and Alan Rickman. Fourth instalment of the fantasy series based on JK Rowling’s bestselling books. Students from two other magical schools arrive at Hogwarts for the challenging and dangerous Triwizard Tournament, in which Harry is inadvertently selected to compete. Meanwhile, a series of dramatic events indicates that Lord Voldemort’s return is imminent. Is Harry safe at Hogwarts? 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.10 FILM: Raw Deal (1986) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold, Sam Wanamaker, Paul Shenar. All-action adventure about an ex-FBI agent who goes undercover to infiltrate the Chicago gangsters responsible for the death of his former boss’s son. He manages to get a job as a bodyguard to the mob’s chief, and begins his task of tearing the organisation apart from the inside. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.30 Ironman 70.3 Staffordshire 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 Rude(ish) Tube 1.30 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing 6.00 Couples Come Dine With Me Couples version of the cookery-based reality show. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Walking Through History Tony Robinson embarks on a series of epic walks through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes. Tony begins with a 40-mile trek through the Peak District, along the Derwent Valley, where the world’s industrial revolution was born. 8.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages Penelope Keith takes to the road to explore our relationship with that most quintessential of British institutions, the village. In the first episode, Penelope visits the open spaces of East Anglia. She attends a traditional village regatta on the Norfolk Broads and takes to the air over the village of Little Snoring. Penelope also learns to speak like a Norfolk native and ends her journey at a village fete, where she gets the chance to witness a formation wheelbarrow display. 9.00 FILM: Rush (2013) See highlights. 11.25 FILM: Basic Instinct (1992) Starring Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, George Dzundza, Jeanne Tripplehorn. Erotically charged thriller. 1.50am Royal Ascot Highlights 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.30 The Renovation Game 5.20 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 11.40 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.40pm Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 1.45 FILM: Columbo: Publish Or Perish (1974) 3.10 The Dog Rescuers 4.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5.10 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fifth One Day International between England and New Zealand from the Emirates Durham ICG. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people who live on welfare. 9.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series exploring the reality of life on benefits in Britain. In Hull, as a jobless teenage couple await their first baby, the girl’s foster mother worries that her benefits will change when her children move out. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Brittany Murphy Documentary series. Forensic pathologist Dr Richard Shepherd re-examines the controversial death of Hollywood actress and singer Brittany Murphy. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother 4.00 Person Of Interest 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 The Holidaymakers 2.00 Modern Family (x9) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 9.00 FILM: The Patriot (2000) 12.10am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 Modern Family (x2) 3.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 7.45 Top Gear 8.45 LIVE: Women’s World Cup 11.00 Family Guy (x6) 1.15am Him & Her: The Wedding (x5) 3.40 Jenny Bede: AAA

7.00pm Sounds Of The Sixties 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2015 9.00 FILM: King Of Devil’s Island (2010) 10.50 Ultimate Number 1s At The BBC 11.50 Play It Loud: The Story Of The Marshall Amp 12.50am Prince: Purple Reign 1.50 Disco At The BBC 2.50 Sounds Of The Sixties

12.55pm FILM: The Perfect Man (2005) 3.00 Stereokicks: The Hot Desk 3.15 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 4.40 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 6.50 FILM: She’s The Man (2006) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 FILM: The Back-Up Plan (2010) 12.10am The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.40 Love Island

6.10am Judge Judy 6.30 Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.35 Lewis 10.35 A Touch Of Frost 12.35pm Inspector Morse 2.55 Lewis 4.50 Columbo: Any Old Port In A Storm 6.55 Doc Martin 7.55 Foyle’s War 10.00 A Touch Of Frost. See highlights. 12.00am Wire In The Blood 1.30 Judge Judy (x2)

1.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 2.00 Made In Chelsea 100th Episode Special 3.00 Made In Chelsea 4.00 FILM: Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 5.50 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Predators (2010) 11.10 Gogglebox (x2) 1.20am How I Met Your Mother (x2)

1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.45 Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year (x3) 7.55 The Plane Crash 9.35 Fatal Flight 447: Chaos In The Cockpit 10.45 Mayday: The Passenger Who Landed A Plane 11.45 The Plane Crash 1.25am Fatal Flight 447: Chaos In The Cockpit

11.00am California Man (1992) 1.00pm Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 3.50 The Andromeda Strain (1971) 6.25 Iron Man (2008) 9.00 Kingdom Of Heaven (2005) 12.45am The Bay (2012) 2.25 Bruno (2009)

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SUNDAY 21 Black Work ITV1, 9pm Cop drama innit – Sunday night, course it is! PC Jo Gillespie is expected to leave it to her colleagues when her detective husband Ryan is murdered. Jo starts to lose trust on her copper family, so she starts to carry out her own investigation. You can see why she might, but it does leave her kids in a spot of danger.

Humans Channel 4, 9pm It’s all still stirring as an undercurrent between the humans and the pretend-humans. Although everyone knows they’re not really humans, which is why they either treat them badly or are strongly suspicious of them. Niska escapes her brothel prison, pursued by Karen and Pete. And Laura is uneasy with Anita.

FILM: Calamity Jane ITV3, 4.40pm Whip crack away and sing along about your ‘Secret Love’ and this Sunday afternoon indulgence is one of the best things ever. Doris Day plays Calam’, protecting the stagecoach, refusing to be stereotyped by her gender, and running roughshod over Howard Keel’s Wild Bill Hickock. A woman’s touch indeed.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Newspapers (x2) 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Family, Faith And Fun 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Gold Coast Xplorer 12.00pm Land Rovers Live 12.30 Growing Concerns 1.00 Two Men And A Fish 1.45 Noise Reel Extra 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Gold Coast Xplorer 3.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Access All Areas Natureland Seal Sanctuary, Skegness: A look behind the scenes at the work of the staff at the Natureland Seal Sanctuary in Skegness. 7.00 GoldCoast XPlorer Gold Coast Xplorer checks out Warner Bros. Movie World, V8 Supercars Offical Driving Experience, Australian Kayaking Adventures, and more! 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Land Rovers Live Adventures, stories and enthusiasts following one of the world’s most iconic vehicles both old and new. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and theircars. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces "Straight Out" by Andy Nicholls, Tim Pieraccini's "Act of Fairth", and films by Valeria Lorenzi and Aman A. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Access All Areas 1.00 Gold Coast Xplorer 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Funny Fursdays 2.45 Noise Reel Extra 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Prized Apart 2.20 Yoga: Bend It Like Britain 2.50 Homes Under The Hammer 3.20 Escape To The Country 4.00 Songs Of Praise 4.35 Nigel Slater: Eating Together 5.05 Formula 1: Austrian Grand Prix Highlights 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Matt and Ellie are in East Yorkshire, where Ellie takes to the water near the mighty Bempton Cliffs, home to a quarter of a million seabirds. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow returns to Tredegar House near Newport in Wales, where finds include a locket given by Queen Victoria, a Welshmade classic car and a rather grisly looking implement for creating tattoos. Fiona Bruce is very taken with a special cigar cutter. 9.00 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell Historical fantasy drama. Having fled England to Venice, Strange attempts to drive himself insane as a way of gaining access to the fairy magic that he believes can help him resurrect his wife. In so doing, he unleashes a curse that threatens to destroy him utterly. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 11.15 My Big Beautiful Wedding Dress Documentary following best friends Jo and Alison, who run a bridal shop for plus-size women. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.00am The Big Allotment Challenge 7.00 Countryfile 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 Greatest Gardens 9.00 The Beechgrove Garden 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 The Box 11.30 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 12.00pm The Olympic Journey: Born Winners 12.30 Athletics: European Team Championships 2.05 Tennis 5.35 Flog It! 6.20 FILM: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) Starring Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel, Alfred Molina, Teresa Palmer, Toby Kebbell, Omar Benson Miller, Monica Bellucci. Action comedy. Ten years after a traumatic boyhood encounter with the forces of magic, shy science student Dave Stutler is again caught in the middle of the mystical fight. 8.00 Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure Comedians Ed Byrne and Dara O’Briain embark on a 4,000-mile pan-American adventure. The intrepid duo continue to Guatemala and head for Lake Atitlan. 9.00 The BBC At War, Presented By Jonathan Dimbleby Using a wealth of preserved recordings and previously unseen documents, Jonathan Dimbleby uncovers the story of how the BBC went into battle against Hitler and Whitehall’s ministers, and its part in the social revolution the war provoked. 10.00 FILM: Blood (2012) Starring Mark Strong, Paul Bettany, Brian Cox, Stephen Graham, Zoe Tapper. Thriller charting the moral collapse of a police family in Liverpool. 11.30 The Clare Balding Show Clare Balding’s guests in her weekly chat show include Ronnie O’Sullivan, Denise Lewis and Graeme Swann. 12.00am Women’s World Cup 2.30 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.25 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Murder, She Wrote 1.35 Long Lost Family 2.35 Off Their Rockers: Blue Badge Special 3.05 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 4.50 Midsomer Murders 6.45 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show. 8.00 Surprise Surprise First of a new series as Holly Willoughby springs more surprises on some of the nation’s most deserving and inspirational people. Global music icon Lionel Richie says hello to his biggest fan in the surprise of a lifetime. Two lads receive the perfect day for any rugby fan, and a tale of wartime romance leads to an emotional family reunion that crosses the Atlantic. 9.00 Black Work See highlights. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which eight celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. To stay alive, they must learn to navigate the terrain, build shelters, make fire and supplement their meagre army rations with whatever they can forage. 11.15 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: June Brown Piers Morgan talks to actress June Brown, who has played Dot Branning (formerly Cotton) in EastEnders for nearly 30 years. 12.15am Jackpot247 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.05am Cycling: The London Nocturne 2015 7.00 Volkswagen Racing Cup 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 The Simpsons 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 The Simpsons 3.30 The Simpsons 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 FILM: Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild Kevin travels to Chile, and the foothills of the Andes, to meet a family from south London who have quit the daily grind to build a new home in the shadow of an active volcano. 8.00 Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 2015 George Clarke and the Amazing Spaces team travel the British Isles to visit the extraordinary sheds vying to be crowned Shed of the Year 2015. The first episode tackles the ‘Normal’ shed category. 9.00 Humans See highlights. 10.00 FILM: I, Robot (2004) Starring Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Alan Tudyk, James Cromwell, Bruce Greenwood. By the year 2035, anthropomorphic robots have become an integral part of society, living in harmony alongside the humans who they are programmed to serve and protect. Though the world believes the robots to be harmless, one seasoned homicide cop harbours a deep resentment towards the machines and remains suspicious of their activities. 12.15am Rude Tube 1.10 FILM: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) 2.40 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.35 The Renovation Game 4.30 SuperScrimpers 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 The Common Denominator 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.20 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Chinese Food In Minutes 10.55 Police Interceptors 11.50 Police Interceptors 12.50pm Police Interceptors 1.45 Police Interceptors 2.45 FILM: Are We Done Yet? (2007) 4.30 FILM: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1998) 6.10 FILM: Monster-in-Law (2005) Starring Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda, Michael Vartan, Wanda Sykes, Monet Mazur and Annie Parisse. Romantic comedy. A young woman with a disastrous love life finally meets her perfect man but has to play tug of war for his attention with his possessive mother before she can claim his heart. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Pet-loving comedians Dave Spikey and Ellie Taylor are on hand to enjoy some greedy pigs, terrifying tortoises and a hefty dose of pet fails in this clip show. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.00 FILM: The Other Guys (2010) Starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Steve Coogan, Ray Stevenson and Samuel L Jackson. Action comedy. An incompetent pair of New York police officers stumble across a case that could prove to be the making of them. 12.10am Manchester’s Gang Wars: Exposed 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x3) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Monkey Life (x8) 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Kings And Queens Of Speech 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 11.00 Road Wars (x3) 2.00am Modern Family (x2) 3.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 4.00 Road Wars 5.00 UK Border Force

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.30 Top Gear 8.30 LIVE Women’s World Cup 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Festivals, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 2.30 Great TV Mistakes 3.00 Where Am I Sleeping Tonight?

7.00pm BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2015 9.30 Judi Dench In Conversation With Richard Eyre 10.30 FILM: Iris (2001) 12.00am Glastonbury Golden Greats 1.00 Festivals Britannia 2.30 Nile Rodgers: The Hitmaker Remastered

1.45pm Alesha Dixon: The Hot Desk 1.55 FILM: Music And Lyrics (2007) 4.00 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 5.55 Love Island 6.55 FILM: Legally Blonde 2: Red White And Blonde (2003) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 FILM: Bachelorette (2012) 11.50 Tricked: More Favourite Tricks 12.50am Love Island

11.25am Columbo: Any Old Port In A Storm 1.30pm Wycliffe 2.35 Bertie And Elizabeth 4.40 FILM: Calamity Jane (1953). See highlights. 6.50 Inspector Morse 9.00 Caroline Quentin’s National Parks 10.00 The Little House 11.05 FILM: The Human Stain (2003) 1.15am Blue Murder

7.30am Made In Chelsea 8.30 Made In Chelsea Does Come Dine With Me 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x12) 6.00 FILM: The Addams Family (1991) 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.10am The Goldbergs (x2) 1.10 Tattoos After Dark (x2) 2.10 Virtually Famous

11.00am Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 12.05pm Gadget Man (x2) 1.40 Jamie’s 15-Minute Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 9/11: The Lost Tapes 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.00 Car S.O.S

11.00am Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971) 1.00pm Johnny English Reborn (2011) 3.05 Porridge (1979) 5.00 Leap Year (2009) 7.00 Drillbit Taylor (2008) 9.00 Enemy At The Gates (2001) 11.40 What Happens In Vegas (2008) 1.40am Whisper Of The Heart (1995)

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MONDAY 22 Disaster On Everest BBC1, 8.30pm BBC reporter Tom Martienssen was halfway up Mount Everest when an earthquake made the mountain shake. He and a team of British Army Gurkhas were trapped with a wall of ice and rock surrounding them. This is their incredible tale with jawdropping footage. And how was your holiday?

Episodes BBC2, 10pm It’s not nice to be ignored but sometimes people being keen can be a bit... much. After Matt’s ‘blah’ attitude towards Sean and Beverly’s new project, finally Sean badgers him into reading it and he loves it. He loves it so much he wants to star in it. Blast. Carol and Helen’s relationship is going too fast for one of them.

New Girl E4, 8pm It’s the last wedding of the season and the gang declare to mark it, and mark it well and with class. Yeah, no they didn’t. They all decided to pull before the end of the night. Jess sets her sights on the best man, but finds she’s not the only one who likes the cut of his jib. While Schmidt and Nick get an indecent proposal.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 BollyHeat 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Cook It 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor (x3) 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland givesviewers a fitness workout. 7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Jospeh Gunn. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme to help you prepare really tasty, simple fresh food from good value produce for yourself, friends and family. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Rotterdam and Brighton. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Post Feature 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together Food writer and cook Nigel Slater takes a tour of the diversity in modern British home cooking. Nigel’s journey takes him from the old classic Lancashire hotpot to three melt-inthe-mouth one-pot dishes with origins from around the world. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It’s father’s day in Albert Square, and tensions are high as Buster questions Dean’s intentions and Ian discovers a surprising truth. 8.30 Disaster On Everest See highlights. 9.00 The Met Documentary following the officers of Britain’s biggest and busiest police service as they deal with life, death, crime and its victims, all across the capital. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the comedy quiz show in which celebrity contestants are grilled on the week’s news. 11.05 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show. 12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Kangaroo Dundee Call that a knife? 7.00 Attenborough’s Big Birds Natural World Wildlife film. Meet the big birds, a feathered family who’ve never flown a day in their lives! From ostriches to kiwis, these bizarre birds appear to be nature’s greatest novelty act. 8.00 £100k House: The Final Fix Kieran Long and architect Piers Taylor revisit the houses that featured in The House That £100k Built. Sumati had just £50,000 to build her home in the Scottish borders. She wrestled with fresh design ideas and inexpensive interior finishes, but a year on her home remains incomplete and is now under threat. With driving wind and rain causing damage to the unfinished exterior, Piers must find a way to reinvigorate Sumati to complete her home before it’s too late. 10.00 Episodes See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Napoleon Historian Andrew Roberts sets out to shed new light on Napoleon as an extraordinary, gifted military commander. 12.20am Sign Zone: Portillo’s State Secrets 12.50 Women’s World Cup 4.00 My Life, My Religion 4.30 Exploration India 5.25 Wonders Of Nature: Frogs - Diversity 5.30 My Life, My Religion

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert strikes a deal with Cain. Lisa is horrified by Joanie’s situation. 7.30 Coronation Street Faye struggles to cope at Miley’s christening. 8.00 Johnny Kingdom’s Wild Exmoor Winter has arrived, the time of year when the salmon return home from the Atlantic to lay their eggs in the rivers where they were born. Johnny has been scouring Exmoor looking for them and finally in the tiny village of Brayford, he gets his shots of a large male salmon. 8.30 Coronation Street The Hodges have a suggestion for Tim. Kylie’s summit descends into chaos. 9.00 Vicious Sitcom. Violet and Ash both find themselves suddenly single and they consider dating new people. 9.30 It’s A Funny Old Week Jason Manford presents a topical comedy news review show that takes an entertaining look at the last seven days in news, sport and showbiz. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 David Weir: Sports Life Stories The documentary series in which some of sport’s greatest names talk about their career. 11.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Rowing: World Cup Series II Varese 3.15 FILM: A Man For All Seasons (1966) 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 10.30 Come Dine With Me (x3) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace realises she’s made a mistake and is full of regret. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Great British Property Divide: Channel 4 Dispatches Morland Sanders also asks whether exorbitant UK house prices are squeezing out poorer residents and transforming our communities. 8.30 Gadget Man Richard Ayoade welcomes viewers to the world of gadgets and new technology. 9.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild The Atkinsons are a family of five who’ve created a new life in one of the world’s wildest places. Belize has more species of snake than any other country on Earth. Kevin is determined to understand the family’s motivation and assists with keeping the jungle at bay and sourcing raw materials from a putrefying rubbish dump. 10.35 My Tattoo Addiction Documentary series. The first episode features people whose addiction to body art has had a profound effect on the way they live their lives. 11.35 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.35am The House The 50s Built 1.35 Churchill And The Fascist Plot 2.30 Country House Rescue 3.25 The Renovation Game 4.20 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 5.15 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Buried Secrets (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash finds his long-lost sister Billie at the cemetery and the pair reminisce while he shows her around Summer Bay, but when he tells her that Dean is dead she jumps to conclusions and tells him to stay away from her. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following the high-speed pursuit unit. 8.00 Kicking Off: Caught On Camera Reality clip show. This episode features people at boiling point. 9.00 Inside Manchester’s Midland Hotel Documentary series. While the security team are on high alert as campaigners gather outside the hotel to protest about an event taking place inside, the temperature in the kitchen reaches boiling point as complaints from customers take their toll on the Breakfast Manager. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.15am Holiday Love Rats Exposed 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Monkey Life (x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30 Last Man Standing 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Last Man Standing (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 10.00 Glee 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 LIVE Women’s World Cup 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 American Dad! 1.05 Family Guy 1.30 EastEnders 2.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.30 Parents’ Evening 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Monkey Planet 9.00 How To Be Bohemian With Victoria Coren Mitchell 10.00 Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story 11.00 Hidden Killers Of The Edwardian Home 12.00am Ultimate Number 1s At The BBC

3.50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show: Lie Detector Shockers 4.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Best Of The Best 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Celebrity Juice: Irish Special 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Love Island

11.05am A Touch Of Frost 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 See No Evil: The Moors Murders 11.35 The Vice 1.05am The Royal 1.55 Judge Judy

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 New Girl. See highlights. 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 My Mad Fat Diary 11.05 FILM: Repo Men (2010) 1.20am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.05am FILM: Dakota Incident (1956) 1.00pm Time Team (x3) 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away

11.00am The Scarlet Blade (1963) 12.40pm A Town Like Alice (1956) 3.00 The River’s Edge (1957) 4.45 Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 6.55 Chalet Girl (2011) 9.00 Avatar (2009) 12.10am Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) 1.50 Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)