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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Duckie: Border Force

Border Force is an immersive nightclub & disko-show about freedom of movement. Enter a globalised clubland where

xenophobia is confronted, and the idea of national identity and queer the borders challenged. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 1 August 2015, £15, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org

The Tommy Cooper Show

The Tommy Cooper Show features West End and Blood Brothers star Daniel Taylor as Tommy Cooper, in the knockout performance of the year. Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne, 25 July 2015, £15/12, 01323 802020, www.royalhippodrome.com

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ports has never really been my bag. There, I’ve said it. With limbs that grew too fast and then flailed about on the school field, hardly ever coming into contact with anything they were supposed to (like catching a rounders ball or kicking a football), I soon realised that the most prized position I could ever hope to reach in a sports team was ‘intimidating goalkeeper’ in netball. And I wasn’t even particularly good at that, as despite my inexcess-of-six-foot-frame by the time the second half of the game came around the other team would have sussed out that I couldn’t mark for toffee. Since those early scarring childhood attempts at exercise I have found that the simplest way for me to stay fit is with a combination of walking absolutely everywhere, and ‘frolicking’ – which is to say playing in the sea, climbing trees, and assorted other activities up to and including wrestling for the remote control. Watching sports is a bit more of a laissez-faire thang for me. I don’t like the jingoistic fanaticism that can take over, but put me in a pub with a big screen and a group of pals and I’ll be on the edge of my seat in no time, sucking in my breath at the near-misses and shouting relief at points, goals and new world records. I even managed to get tickets to go along to the Wimbledon Championships this year. It’s a bit of a lottery as to what days and courts you get, and that works well as a leveller. People go along for the tennis rather than as fan-boys and -girls for specific players meaning there’s less fanaticism and more general appreciation for everyone with a racquet on the courts. Bonza! Plus there’s the whole Wimbledon experience. A Pimm’s? Don’t mind if I do. And I’ll walk the calories off on my way back to the station. Lovely jubbly.

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Celeb City Love Supreme, Stephen Beckett, Adele and Peter Andre in town

Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Buses go a scenic route

Theatre Royal Brighton Agatha Christie arrives with murder mystery in mind

Boomerang at Hickstead West Sussex’s primo music festival

10 Andrew Kay Andrew on his new Nutribullet 11 Cook It The changing food scene in Brighton & Hove and beyond 12 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 12 Jessica on Film Getting dizzy with spin-offs 13 Brighton’s Arty Alison Krog marks Summer Exhibition Season 13 Mike Ward at Large So, something’s really annoying 14 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 16 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we reckon!

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ANDREW KAY

CULINARY CAPITAL

The changing food scene of Brighton & Hove and across the county t’s thirty years since I first came to live in Brighton & Hove. Back then I was a commuter and much as I loved living here I found that the culinary scene was somewhat wanting. Okay, I know there were a few gems dotted about, but amongst the over 300 restaurants they were fairly sparse. That said, in comparison to the retail food scene back then the restaurant was positively marvellous. I remember well lumbering my groceries back from Soho on an almost daily basis. How times change, now Brighton is one of the most happening places on the UK food scene and, given the size of the city, we are lucky to have a remarkable number of first class places to eat, at almost every level and of course price point. This was certainly highlighted a few weeks back when the results were published for Britain’s Top 100 Restaurants. The National Restaurant Awards are the results of the votes of 150 industry experts, spread across all regions of the UK. You cannot, therefore, enter the awards. The academy of voters is made up of chefs, restaurateurs, food writers and critics and other food experts and gastronomes. Each voter casts seven votes, based on their best restaurant experiences over the previous 12 months. They must vote for some restaurants outside of their ‘home' region, as well as a number within it and they list their votes in order of preference. Other than that, there are no set criteria - aside from the proviso that they have eaten in the restaurants for which they vote during the period in question. Therefore, any type of restaurant in any UK location, serving any cuisine in any style is potentially eligible for inclusion in the list.

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Michael Bremner at 64 Degrees

Alun and Dawn Sperring have worked very hard to raise the profile of regional Indian cuisine in the UK for ten years now. Chilli Pickle goes from strength to strength and not only have they won this accolade but they have raised their game by leaping up the chart from 55 in 2014 to 42 this year. They add this to a fine list of awards and trophies that also saw them crowned top takeaway at the National Curry Awards. It would be mean spirited not to raise a hat to chef Matt Gillan and his team at The Pass at South Lodge Hotel in Lower Beeding. Matt is an extraordinary talent, his menus The Pass

Restaurant magazine simply add up the votes to create the list. In the event of a tied number of votes, the preference ‘weighting’ comes into play. Given these criteria the following restaurants should be extremely proud of their achievements this year. Michael Bremner and his amazing team at 64 Degrees came

Congratulations to everyone in East Sussex working hard to make the county the food lover’s top destination in at number 24, a brilliant result for this astonishing venue that continues to delight and surprise guests with their inventive dishes and the simplicity of the concept. To come in the top 25 of this 100 strong list is tribute to the hard

The Salt Room The Chilli Pickle

work that they put in keeping the restaurant at the top of a very tough game. In at number 37 is The Salt Room. Only a few moths old The Salt Room is already creating waves with their beautiful venue and inventive fish and seafood based menu. There are of course meat dishes for those who do not like fish, but it is the fish offering that really counts and this classy restaurant, with perhaps the most fun dessert to be had in Sussex, has been honoured whilst still in early days. We can expect more and better from this excellent team. Close behind comes Chilli Pickle, and there is little surprise in this as

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exciting, presentation exquisite and the whole experience one that has to be seen and tasted to be believed. Congratulations to them all and to everyone in East Sussex who is working so hard to raise the profile of the county and make it the food lover’s top destination. Sixtyfour Degrees, 53 Meeting House Lane, Brighton BN1 1HB 01273 770115 The Salt Room, 106 King's Rd, Brighton BN1 2FA 01273 929488 The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee St, Brighton BN1 1GE, 01273 900383 The Pass, South Lodge, Brighton Road, Nr. Horsham, West Sussex, RH13 6PS 01403 892235

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HOT LIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

NOORIS Beautiful Indian cuisine in the heart of Brighton. Grab yourself some authentic indian food at unbeatable prices! 2 courses for £6.95 12 – 7pm Thursday to Sunday (£9.95 after 7pm) £5.50 Sunday buffet 1pm – 5pm, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AE, 01273 329 405

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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SITCOM TO HIT FILM

ecently on PostFeature we looked at the lost world of the British sitcom spin-off film with a review of 1971’s Dad’s Army: The Movie. Cinematic spin-offs of popular wireless programmes first appeared in the 1930s with Band Wagon although they remained a rarity. Even after Hammer Horror adapted BBC classic The Quatermass Experiment for the cinema in 1953, there was a slow take-up. The Larkins was released on the big screen as Inn for Trouble in 1959 and Whack-O!, the BBC sitcom about a headmaster obsessed with caning his pupils was made into 1960’s Bottoms Up – the humour remaining resolutely ‘British camp’, clearly! These film adaptations were, at this time, star vehicles for comedians and comic actors, much as the TV shows themselves had been. However, the commercial success of two mid-60s Doctor Who films told producers that audiences were willing to pay big bucks to see their small screen heroes in colour. They were also happy to pay to see more ‘adult’ scenes inserted into the normally family friendly world of primetime viewing. Cinematic versions of sitcoms generally gained much higher ratings from the board of censors than their televised versions and are all the better for it. Expanding a sitcom into a feature film is often cheaper to produce; its familiarity to the audience cuts down on the advertising budget and the stories are based around small-room situations, even if the location of the room changes. For example, Hammer Studio’s three spin-offs from London Weekend Television’s show On The Buses repeated the same formula but in different locations and created some of the top earners at the box office in 1972. However, the very low budgets do create a fascinatingly dismal view of England, shooting in real spaces with gloomy lighting and bleak backgrounds. Much like The Inbetweeners films, the standard plot device was to send the main characters on holiday… but unlike those Hollywood-financed films, these were to the local Pontins or camping on a desolate hillside! What could be more British? The greatest benefit of these low-budget blockbusters is that they preserve once-popular television series’ whose actual shows have been lost. Amongst the well-regarded and still oft-spoken series such as The Likely Lads, Porridge and Bless This House are For the Love of Ada and That’s Your Funeral – shows I certainly hadn’t heard of before researching this article! Full disclosure: my mother was in primary school when most of these were released. What is your favourite big-screen version of a series? Man About the House, Please Sir, Rising Damp? Or are you an Entourage fan who loved the new film? Tweet me and let me know. For my review of Dad’s Army (1971) type my name and the title into the YouTube search box to find my channel and many other reviews of great old films. For more excellent classic films, and reviews of what is out at the cinema this week, tune in to LatestTV’s PostFeature, Wednesday at 6.30pm, catch up online or check @PostFeatureTV for details

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MIKE WARD AT LARGE SO SO Follow us: @mikewardontv o what I thought I'd do this week is begin every sentence of my column with the word "so". So why on earth would I do that, you're asking? So wouldn't it make me sound absurd? So wouldn't it soon become enormously irritating? So wouldn't you want to march around to Latest HQ and slap me really hard? So wouldn't you be frustrated to discover I don't actually work there, that I just email this column on a weekly basis? So, yes, you would. So I'm doing it – starting all my sentences with "so", I mean – because, well, it seems to be what everyone's started doing now (well, not everyone, not my mum, she's 90, but an awful lot of people, and indeed a lot of awful people). So I don't want to feel left out. So I even heard a bloke doing it on the news the other day, a bloke in an actual suit and tie, giving a really serious press conference, but beginning all his answers with "so". So despite the immense seriousness of whatever it was he was fielding questions on, not a word of it sank in, not into my own personal brain at least, so distracted had I become by his ridiculous "so" habit. So what exactly is going on here? So why have people started doing this? So how come our wonderful, rich language has been reduced to this lemming-speak, where everyone picks up on the same idiotic habit and nobody dares pause for a moment and say, 'So, hold on, guys, why have we started speaking this way..?' So God knows, you tell me. So will people learning English, I wonder, be told from now on to start every sentence with “so”, rather like people who learn German are told to start every Noun with a capital Letter (my brother actually does that anyway: he's not German, he's just a buffoon), or all their words in a funny order to put? So it wouldn't surprise me. So what I'm actually wondering is whether it's started to annoy me even more than that other thing, where people insist on ending every sentence with a rising inflection? So it sounds like a question? So I think it's on a par, I really do. So, what with that, plus the other habit that thoroughly gets my goat, where numpties constantly use the word "hashtag" in everyday speech, I find myself wanting to scream, or rip my hair out or, better still, rip someone else's hair out, hashtag theydbloodydeserveit. So at least I've achieved my objective, mind, of starting every sentence of this week’s column with "so". So I know what that's left you thinking now. So what..? Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2

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BRIGHTON’S ARTY

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FROSTS IN JULY t’s summer exhibition season. And if you head out to Arundel you’re in for a treat at the Zimmer Stewart Gallery. This year’s mixed summer show includes three original works by Sir Terry Frost RA (one of the leading 20thcentury British abstract artists) as galleries around the UK celebrate the centenary of his birth. Featured Untitled 1996 (Orange and Green Spirals)’. Terry Frost here is ‘Untitled 1996 (Orange and Green Spirals)’. Terry Frost had said that ‘spirals are forever’, and they have run like a thread though his work since 1951. The other two pieces are a Lorca drawing (1990) and an ink drawing using his own hand-made reed pen from 1968. Keeping it in the family, the Zimmer Stewart Summer Exhibition also includes works by Anthony Frost and Luke Frost alongside those of their father and grandfather, as well as paintings by Katharine Le Hardy and Phil Tyler plus ceramics, sculpture and a sensational range of original prints. Meanwhile, if you haven’t discovered the North Laine’s unique artspace ‘brush’ (combining a boutique hair salon and art gallery) there’s no better time than now. Hizze Fletcher and Jojo King are hosting ‘While’, a solo exhibition of paintings by Mel Evans. Until 30 July. Last chance: If you’re Coconut Palm quick (and a supremely talented arty type) there’s still time to be chosen to work with the Brighton Fringe team on bringing their 2016 creative campaign to life. It’s an amazing opportunity to see your work featured on 100,000 Brighton Fringe brochures and outdoor banners. Get in touch with rosie.blackwellsutton@brightonfringe.org if you’re interested. But do it this week! www.artymagazines.com While, Mel Evans Twitter @brightonsarty

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Bite-Size Theatre is back with their Edinburgh Fringe previews ringe favourite Big Bite-Size Breakfast Show returns for their tenth year with three menus of ten-minute comedies, eccentricity and minidrama for festival goers to preview exclusively before the run at Edinburgh 2015. And this time they are back with three servings of stimulating ‘bitesize plays’ from around the world – including a ten-minute version of Pride and Prejudice and a play called Quack, just two of a buffet of monologues, two handers and ensemble pieces to enjoy with a free baker’s croissant, fresh coffee and strawberries. White Room Theatre are an award-winning theatre company who have specialised in short-form theatre since 2003 and have won the Latest Magazine Award for ‘Best Theatre Performance’, Fringe First nomination, Carol Tambor ‘Best of Edinburgh’ Award shortlist, and an Argus Festival Angel for Artistic Excellence. The group also now presents, for the first time this year, a brand new format for a lunch hour show – a ‘bigger bites’ serving of two potent 20-25 minute mini-dramas in Lunch In Cairo. Lunch In Cairo features a high energy double bill of one-act plays set in present day Cairo, Egypt and written by Tom Coash, an American playwright who spent a number of years teaching at the American University in Cairo. This is the European Premiere of these two plays, titled Veils and Ukimwi. The two stories show us very different sides of Egypt as seen through the

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lens of visiting Americans interacting with locals from contrasting ends of the social spectrum, one a young Kenyan prostitute on a frightening mission and the other a budding university student journalist who likes to party and longs for a more open society. The plays are the work of veteran American playwright, Tom Coash, whose plays have been produced

around the world. The full length version of Veils (developed from this original one-act version) was the winner of the 2015 American Theatre Critics Association's ‘M. Elizabeth Osborn Award’, the Clauder Competition, recipient of an Edgerton Foundation National New Play Award, and a finalist in the prestigious Steinberg/ATCA Award. Coash is the author of past

Bite-Size Breakfast Show favourites: Thin Air, the hugely popular tightrope walker monologue, and last year's highly praised Raghead exploring veiling in America. These two plays, Ukimwi and Veils, address the controversial topics of veiling and HIV/AIDS with humour and humanity; putting real faces on these complex and often misunderstood issues. The plays

also explore the bigger picture of intercultural relations and whether two very different cultures can ever come together with respect and mutual understanding. Veils, the original one-act version of Coash's highly acclaimed full-length play of the same name, is set in the weeks just prior to the Egyptian revolution and features an African-American (veiled) Muslim

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girl doing a year abroad at the American University in Cairo, and Samar, her Egyptian (non-veiled) journalist roommate. When a protest against the banning of veils at their university erupts into a full scale anti-government riot, Intisar and Samar are surprised to find themselves on opposite sides of a bitter cultural divide. Ukimwi , called ‘A stunning portrait of attitudes toward Americans in AIDS-ravaged Africa’ by New York's Curtain-up Review and ‘Poignant, mesmerizing, gripping’ by the Pittsburgh PostGazette, Coash offers a glimpse into the miasma of ignorance and superstition that haunt Africa's struggle with their devastating HIV/AIDS epidemic through an encounter between a lonely American oil worker and a young Kenyan prostitute in a seedy Cairo bar. White Room Theatre Ltd will be previewing this show at The Nightingale Room on 27 July at 8pm. www.eventbrite.com/o/white-roomtheatre-8257968955?s=40154757 White Room Theatre Ltd presents The Big Bite-Size Breakfast Show! Latest Music Bar 14-17 Manchester Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 1TF 11am - 12pm Sat 25th & Sun 26th July, Sat 1st Aug Running Time: 60 mins Dates: 25th & 26th July, 1st August Tickets: £8.50 (including croissant, strawberries & hot drink) bookings@thelatest.co.uk 01273 687171

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PERE UBU

Loving comedy in all its many forms, from the written page, to live Edinburgh previews

Based in East Sussex, David Thomas and his Pere Ubu band have been making some of the most uncompromising music of the last 40 years

he fact that I like comedy in all its forms is no secret, so it feels rather symmetrical that at a time when BBC3 is being moved to an online-only platform a book of scripts from the 1960s of a classic TV comedy ‘All Gas And Gaiters’ comes my way. ‘All Gas And Gaiters’ was a contemporary of ‘Dad’s Army’ and ‘Steptoe & Son’, actually exceeding these classics’ viewing figures but caught in the great video cull of the BBC often cited in stories of ‘lost’ episodes of ‘Here’s The Way To The Holy Grail – No, Really’ and ‘The Truth About What All Men And Women Really Want, In A Nutshell’ (possibly these may have never been found but you get the gist). As well as the sweetly entertaining scripts of clerical shenanigans, that give you an idea of what could very feasibly be some of the inspirations for ‘Father Ted’, what is really engaging are the intros to each episode. The writers, Pauline Devaney and Edwin Apps, were a couple at the time, as well as jobbing actors. No longer together, their emails and contextualising touch on the good – and the bad – of working for the good old Beeb in the good old days. They got six months to write six episodes! Whoa! And Devaney had to give some of her directions through Apps, because older male actors didn’t really take well to instructions from a lady. Hmm. Fast forward to now and it has just been announced that the channel that was becoming the first stop for innovative breakthrough comedy on mainstream TV is moving to a strictly web-based format. I’m talking about BBC3. Champion of Nick Helm, Pappy’s, Funz And Gamez, Gavin & Stacey... loads! Perhaps we are going backwards. Angela Barnes has just announced that she has a brand new BBC Radio show of her very own, and every year the hits of the Edinburgh Fringe find their way to Radio 4, from Tom Wrigglesworth’s letter to Richard Branson to Mark Thomas’ ‘Bravo Figaro’ memoire to his father. Perhaps the revolution has come back to the airwaves where it started with The Goons and Round The Horne. Two current stars of radio comedy – Mark Steel and Nathan Caton – will be found at the Caroline Of Brunswick next Tuesday with a double header of Edinburgh previews. With a ticket price of just £8, know that you can simply tune into iplayer on your way home and listen to more comedy gold from these two. It’s all there. Until they decide they need the tape, of course, and it drifts into legend. All Gas & Gaiters – www.durpey-allen.co.uk www.carolineofbrunswick.co.uk

WHAT’S ON Art: William Gear In the centenary of his birth, Towner presents a major retrospective - the painter that Britain forgot - of this leading abstract artist. Towner, Eastbourne, 01323 434681. 17 July-27 Sept.

Art: Elpida Hadzi-Vasileva ‘Fragility’ is a new sit-specific work commissioned by Fabrica from this Macedonian born, and Brighton resident artist, who reappropriates animal viscera via a

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series of delicate veils. Fabrica, 40 Duke Street, 01273 778646. Until 23 Aug.

Event: Pride Diversity Games 2015 A weekend that will reflect the wonderful diversity of Brighton & Hove, the Pride Diversity Games will be a citywide celebration as we hop, skip and jump together in a variety of inclusive and fun sporting events including swimming, tennis, football, rugby, athletics, basketball, volleyball, badminton, bowling and lawn bowls.

esponsible for the hugely influential Modern Dance album of 1978 and cited as the first art rock album, and possibly the best, Pere Ubu are still battling away at the coal face of alt-rock, avante-garage, art rock, underground rock, post punk, or whatever you want to call it. Their last album, Carnival of Souls, was a superb addition to his extensive repertoire; intense, throbbing, atonal at times, and featuring his fiercely delivered expressionist poetry that was once compared to the likes of Captain Beefheart, but which in truth is David Thomas’ (he being the only constant factor in Pere Ubu) and his alone. In his advancing years, he refuses (or is incapable) to mellow, nor venture (or is incapable) into more commercial waters. Not everyone’s cup of tea (who is?), but for those who can’t get enough of him, he’s a constant ‘joy’ to listen to. The American born and raised David Thomas began Pere Ubu in the mid ‘70s, following the demise of the Rocket From The Crypt name after a reference to Ubu Roi, a protagonist in a play by French

playwright Alfred Jarry. He moved to East Sussex in the ‘90s, and has remained ever since, a regular fixture in the Lewes and Brighton scenes. At last year’s Cine City festival Pere Ubu ‘underscored’ the cult horror B-movie The Man With X-Ray Eyes, and he’ll be in Brighton again on 16 July, as part of a short UK tour promoting Elitism for the People 1975-78, a box set that includes Pere Ubu’s re-mastered albums Modern Dance, Dub Housing, The Hearpen Singles and Manhattan, a live recording from 1977. All the albums have been re-worked from the original two-track analogue mix tapes. Thomas has been quoted as saying: ‘We are the longest-lasting, most disastrous commercial outfit to ever appear in rock’n’roll. No one can come close to matching our loss to longevity ratio’. That may or may not be the case, but he and Pere Ubu appear to be alive and kicking. And hard, as always... Komedia, Thursday 16 July, 7.30pm, £14

Various venues across the city on Saturday 17 July & Preston Park Sunday 19 July, all day, www.brightonpride.org

Event: Mathilda Gregory: How to be Fat (plus special surprise guest!) A solo comedy show for anybody, ideally a fat one. How to love yourself the way you are. How to flatter yourself. How to be okay. Dukebox Theatre, Friday 17 July, 8pm, £5

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BTG’s new version of the global smash musical started strongly with vibrant sets and perfectly-synched choreography and delighted throughout as plus-sized Tracy Turnblad followed her dreams. The smutty dialogue and racial issues weren’t toned down and, while some 60s references weren’t picked up, there were plenty of belly laughs and each musical set piece a polished pearl. Act two featured a frisky old time dance number from Tracy’s parents before the valedictory finale of this ‘Grease for deviants’. Special mention must go to Sophie Graffin’s exuberant Tracy but the other principals and the entire ensemble should be extremely proud of this professional performance. Steve Clements

Knightmare:LIVE Level 2 Hello, stranger. You may remember 'Knightmare', the multi-million pound computer generated adventure game first aired on children's TV in the 1980's. Well it's back as a live theatre show made for around £3.68. Very much a tongue-in-cheek pastiche of the original, albeit with an obvious amount of love/respect for the show but able to wallow in some of its absurdity. As close to a panto for kids nearing 40 as you can get. The props are awful, the set dilapidated, however that is part of the show's charm and it is sidesplittingly funny. Chaotically daft, a pure nostalgia, indulgent and hugely entertaining. "You're in a

The Brighton Connections season continued with Brighton-born Frank Bridge’s ‘Miniatures for Piano Trio’. These three sets of three delightfully contrasting movements were perfect for a summer afternoon. They are so full of invention and melody. Bridge had some very lucky students that he provided them with such treats! Concert regulars Daniel Bhattacharya (violin) and Peter Adams (cello) were then joined by Ani Batikan (violin) and Roland Roberts (viola) for Haydn’s ‘Emperor’ Quartet, which has at its heart variations on his majestic ‘Kaiserhymne’. When the artists smile to each other so much it’s no wonder the audience enjoy the performance too. Unitarian Church, 5 July 2015 Andrew Connal ★★★★★

Media Vita – Brighton Consort, Katie Thomas (director) ‘In the midst of life’ was the theme of this intelligently composed programme. It started with Michael McGlynn’s evocative arrangement of the ancient ‘Media vita’ chant with fauxbourdon and drum, beautifully sung by Lawrence Dean. Then followed elaborate polyphonic versions from 16th century by Sheppard and Gombert, a richly harmonised Bach Chorale, and a brightly heroic hymn from Mendelssohn. The programme ended with Purcell’s glorious ‘Funeral Sentences’ which include the same text. Magically, the clock of St George’s chimed over the last chord. The choir was really on top form, well-balanced and very responsive. The McGlynn made a brilliant encore. St George’s Church, 4 July 2015 Andrew Connal

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TUESDAY 14 The House That £100k Built BBC2, 8pm If you can’t find the house that you want – build it! Bosh! Keiran and Piers help Wajid and Anam build a three-storey, six bedroom home in Burnley, Lancashire. Since Anam is in the family way and the baby due soon, it’s not really sensible for them to continue living with eight other family members. Home time!

Career Criminals Channel 4, 10.50pm If just 20 per cent of criminals are believed to be responsible for 80 per cent of the crimes, that’s some busy shysters and wheeler dealers! This documentary meets two brothers, following them as 27-year-old Tom tries to go straight after a six year stretch inside, while 19-year-old Ben has started bending the law himself.

Hive Minds BBC4, 8.30pm It’s Tuesday! That means it’s time to see if your brain has already been turned to mulch by the working week. Fiona Bruce hosts this quiz show in which teams have to not only know the answers to general knowledge questions, but also find them in a hive of letters. Who reckons there’s be a lot of Bs in this hive?

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6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip It is half way through Charles Hanson and Mark Stacey’s road trip and the competition is heating up. 8.00 The House That £100k Built See highlights. 9.00 Great Ormond Street Documentary series based at the pioneering London children’s hospital. In the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, doctors strive to save the lives of children with life-threatening congenital diseases. Herb is just five years old and has an immune disorder which means his body cannot fight infections. Professor Paul Veys tells his parents that Herb is unlikely to reach the age of 10 unless he is treated - but the treatment itself will put his life at risk. 10.00 Hair Hosted by Katherine Ryan, ten hair enthusiasts hope they’ve got what it takes to win the title of Britain’s best amateur hairstylist. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.20am Sign Zone: Don’t Tell The Bride 1.20 Sign Zone: Napoleon 4.00 Teenage Tommies - Learning Zone 4.30 The Women Of World War One 5.00 Who Are We? 5.20 Ancient Voices

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Bob finally tells Brenda the truth. Tracy is full of guilt. 7.30 A Great Welsh Adventure With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones explores some of the most beautiful parts of his native land. 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh and his team continue the fifth series of the garden makeover show. This week Alan and the gang are in Chessington, where they create a car-themed garden with some of the most inventive features ever seen in the series. 9.00 Virgin Atlantic: Up In The Air Documentary series going behind the scenes of the international airline during its turbulent thirtieth year in business. This episode follows the team launching the airline’s new Vivienne Westwood-designed staff uniform, the first new uniform in 15 years - some love the tight curves, but not everyone is convinced by the new look. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm On a trip to the waterfalls, Mick upsets Janice and it looks like their relationship might not survive this time. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 Hive Minds. See highlights. 9.00 Britain And The Sea 10.00 Cold War, Hot Jets 11.00 Biggest Band Break Ups And Make Ups 12.00am Kings Of 70s Romance 1.00 Hive Minds 1.30 Rome: A History Of The Eternal City 2.30 Britain And The Sea

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Hall Of Framed 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Bad Bridesmaid 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Love Island

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WEDNESDAY 15 Britain’s Forgotten Slave Owners BBC2, 9pm Historian David Olusoga uncovers Britain’s forgotten slave owners. In 1834 Britain abolished slavery, but the finer details are chiefly ignored. Like the ‘reparations’ paid to slave owners, whilst former slaves received nothing. Olusoga looks at the financial books, and the stories they tell.

Girls With Autism ITV1, 10.40pm This documentary follows the lives of three very different autistic girls, and the other students and staff at Limpsfield Grange in Surrey – the country’s only state-run boarding school for girls with autism. Why is autism less frequently diagnosed in girls? And what are the struggles particular to these girls?

Nashville E4, 10pm Having a good time, y’all? Rayna sort of feels like she should be, what with having the career, the family – y’know, the whole shebang. But then she feels a smidge conflicted about leaving her kids and hitting the road AGAIN. Will Skype always be associated with ‘Mommy’? Could be. Hard choices, ma’am.

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6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 An Evening With Peter Alliss A celebration of the inimitable ‘voice of golf’ Peter Alliss, revealing the man behind the microphone. Contributors include Peter’s wife Jackie, Tom Watson, Gary Lineker, Sir Terry Wogan, Chris Evans, Sir Bruce Forsyth, Darren Clarke, Jimmy Tarbuck, Gary Player, Hazel Irvine and Steve Rider. 9.00 Britain’s Forgotten Slave Owners See highlights. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks at some landmarks. With Jo Brand, Colin Lane, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.20 Great Ormond Street Documentary series based at the pioneering London children’s hospital. In the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, doctors strive to save the lives of children with life-threatening congenital diseases. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Truth About Your Teeth 1.20 Sign Zone: Arthur Ashe: More Than A Champion 4.00 Armada: 12 Days To Save England 4.30 Children At Work 5.00 In My Shoes: Germany And The Netherlands

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Val, Bob and Carly are questioned by the police. 7.30 Coronation Street Tracy reels from Ken’s accusations as the Barlows turn on each other. 8.00 100 Year Old Drivers Ride Again Documentary sequel. Laura Thomas has taught almost everyone in her home town how to drive - and continues to impart her wisdom at 95. At just 86, Alastair Pugh may be the youngster in the group but he races cars for a hobby, with men half his age struggling to match his times. 9.00 Secret Life Of Twins Documentary investigating the world of identical twins. Scientists are now discovering that their experiences in the womb also account for much of their surprising synchronicity. This helps explain how 26-year-old French fashion designer Anais Bordier miraculously found she had a twin sister - Samantha Futerman - after spotting her by chance in a movie trailer, as they shared many of the same mannerisms and tastes. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Girls With Autism See highlights. 11.45 Goodwood Festival Of Speed 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Tales From The National Parks 9.00 Legends Of The Deep: Deep Sea Sharks 9.55 Queen Of Tigers: Natural World Special 10.55 How To Make A Number One Record 11.55 Tales From The National Parks 12.55am Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom

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10.35am FILM: Stalag 17 (1953) 1.00pm Time Team (x2) 3.05 The World’s Weirdest Weather 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Four Rooms 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

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THURSDAY 16 Rent-Your-Life: Tonight ITV1, 7.30pm Why own when you could rent? Jonathan Maitland investigates the current trend of minimalist living in which everything from a spare room to gardening tools to a pet can be rented on the internet. With it apparently worth up to £9 billion in the UK over the next ten years, is it worth hiring out your life for a quick buck?

Big Brother: The Live Final Channel Five, 9pm It’s all been building to this! The tears, the tantrums, that thing that was done with the wotsit in the bathroom – yeah, we didn’t know that was possible either! It’s all been building to this final when the votes are counted and the winner of this year’s tabloid spread and cash bonanza steps out and knows you love them.

New Girl E4, 9pm Shenanigans at work are a no-no, meaning that it falls to vice principal Jess to stand in the way of a workplace liaison between Coach and the school nurse. Well done her for asserting her authorit-tah! But then who turns up but a rather dishy science teacher. Oh Jess! How are you going to get round this one?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Bollyheat 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 12.30 The Vote (x5) 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Memories of Meadowlands In 2014 Glynde’s Meadowlands Festival disappeared from the music calendar. Bmusic spoke with Jeff Hemmings to discuss reasons behind the cancellation, plus highlights from Meadowlands 2013. 11.30 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival From prog-metal local boys Fathoms to the reggae tinged headliners Skindred. 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Memories of Meadowlands 5.30 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The residents of Albert Square are shocked to wake to front-page news revealing that there is a new suspect in the Lucy Beale case. Tensions rise between the Brannings and the Mitchells. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain. 9.00 Celebrity MasterChef Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. After four weeks of intense competition, it’s the first of the semi-finals, and the best eight cooks remain. The show kicks off with a trip back in time, catering for Blists Hill Victorian Town in Shropshire. Seventy dedicated volunteers who run the shops, businesses, and schools of the mining town are gathering for a special lunch. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Motorway Cops The reality series revealing the everyday heroism of our traffic police. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

8.00pm Natural World Wildlife documentary. 9.00 Coast Coast explores the incredible riches within our seas and the surprising stories of how we use them. Nick Crane is on a mission in the Faroes to gather all manner of bounty to take to a traditional feast. He starts by diving for 50-year-old mussels before discovering how the Faroese like to eat their sheep! Mark Horton undertakes a piece of experimental archaeology in Denmark in a quest to understand why our Stone Age ancestors fished at night. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests Ed Byrne, Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Laura Kuenssberg. 11.20 Britain’s Forgotten Slave Owners Documentary in which historian David Olusoga uncovers Britain’s forgotten slave owners. 12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama 1.20 Sign Zone: The Met: Policing London 2.20 Sign Zone: Royal Academy Summer Exhibition 4.00 Children At Work 4.30 Children At Work 5.00 Virtually There 5.25 Virtually There 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Birds Of Paradise - Display

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira forces Debbie to make a choice. Bob is left heartbroken by Carly. 7.30 Rent-Your-Life: Tonight See highlights. 8.00 Emmerdale Debbie wavers over her decision. Emma is overtaken by her anger. Marlon tries to bridge the gap between him and Laurel. 8.30 Coronation Street Robert helps Tracy out of a difficult situation. Dan gets violent as he threatens Leanne. Sharif witnesses Gary’s proposal. 9.00 Superhospital Documentary series about the Royal Derby Hospital. The last programme in the series examines the scale and variety of life-changing moments that happen at the hospital, as surgeon Gill has to make the difficult decision of whether or not to operate on a cancer patient. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Chris Froome: Sports Life Stories The sports documentary series continues as Kenyan-born cyclist Chris Froome recounts the remarkable story of how he became only the second British winner of the Tour De France. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 RentYour-Life: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Call The Council 8.00 Mountain Lions: Big Cats In High Places 9.00 Golf: The Open Championship

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. There’s trouble ahead when an act of revenge goes chillingly wrong. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Grand Designs Special edition of the property series. Kevin McCloud draws on 15 years of Grand Designs and the astonishing homes that have been filmed in this time - to look at the challenges of self-building in the UK’s most remote places, where beautiful landscape often meets savage weather. 9.00 Married At First Sight Documentary series which investigates whether science can help us fall in love. After months of testing, two couples who have been matched scientifically meet for the first time at the altar to be legally married. Will they find each other attractive? Will they feel the experts have found their perfect life partner? 10.00 Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican Comedian Sarah Millican presents her live stand-up show. 11.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Holiday Special edition of the reality series. 12.05am Inside The Ku Klux Klan 1.00 The Tribe 1.55 Dispatches: Escape From Isis 2.50 Pensions And The Price Of Growing Old: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.20 Running The Shop 4.15 Secret Eaters 5.10 Fifteen To One

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Secrets Of Eden (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away VJ does his best to comfort Leah when he catches the end of yet another outburst, this time directed at Matt. Kat thinks that Matt was involved in the theft of an ATM and takes him in for questioning. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the first day’s play in the second Test between England and Australia at Lord’s, with commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 8.00 The Holiday Airport: Sun, Sea And Scousers Behind-the-scenes look at the dedicated teams whose mission it is to make sure that every holidaymaker’s journey is safe, speedy and entertaining, with a fascinating cast of characters. Ron treats his wife to a surprise Valentine’s getaway, Rachel has a tough decision to make over medical supplies, and Dave must get 2,000 runway lights replaced without inconveniencing passengers. 9.00 Big Brother: The Live Final See highlights. 10.45 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: The Live Final 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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8.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 Forever 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 2.00pm Forever 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Futurama 4.30 The Simpsons (x7) 8.00 OAP Internet Virgins 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Glee 10.00 Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 The Millionaire Preacher Reggie Yates’s Extreme South Africa 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 The Millionaire Preacher 1.30 People Just Do Nothing

7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 The Golden Age Of Steam Railways 9.00 Queen Victoria’s Letters: A Monarch Unveiled 10.00 Digging For Britain 11.00 Tales From The Tour Bus: Rock ‘n’ Roll On The Road 12.00am Britain And The Sea 1.00 Top Of The Pops 1.45 Cold War, Hot Jets

11.15am Guinness World Records 1.45pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 11.10 Celebrity Juice: X Factor Special 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am Fake Reaction

8.25am Murder, She Wrote 9.25 Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Doctor At Large 5.20 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.05 Blue Murder 11.40 The Vice 12.45am City Lights

4.30pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl. See highlights. 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Gogglebox 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube: Ultimate Champions

10.55am FILM: 23 Paces To Baker Street (1956) 1.00pm Time Team (x2) 3.10 The World’s Weirdest Weather 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 The World’s Most Extreme 9.00 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 10.00 The Good Wife 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

12.35pm Black Narcissus (1946) 2.40 Dragoon Wells Massacre (1957) 4.25 The Undefeated (1969) 6.45 Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 9.00 The Sitter (2011) 10.40 The Man With The Iron Fists (2012) 12.30am The Man Whose Mind Exploded (2012) 2.05 The Arrival Of Wang (2011)

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FRIDAY 17 First Night Of The Proms 2015 BBC2, 8pm It’s the world’s greatest classical music festival, with guest players, marvellous rousing emotion, and of course a spot of facepainting further into the season. Katie Derham and Tom Service introduce William Walton’s choral classic Belshazzar’s Feast and Mozart’s Piano Concerto No 20.

Lip Sync Battle Channel Five, 10.30pm Rapper and actor LL Cool J and supermodel co-host Chrissy Teigen (you kinda knew she would be) feature celebrities going head to head lip-synching to the songs of their choice. We’ve all done it, don’t pretend you haven’t. This first episode kicks off with Jimmy Fallon and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.

You’ve Got A Friend: The Carole King Story BBC4, 8pm The woman responsible for so many pop hits, as a writer as well as performer, comes under the spotlight in this documentary looking at her upbringing in Brooklyn, impact on the 1960s pop scene, and classic 1970s solo move. Featuring glorious unseen material and home movies.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 BollyHeat 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 The Vote (x5) 1.30pm Cook It 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Juice 107.2 DJ and Britain’s Got Talent contestant gets out and about to meet the people of Brighton. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle makes confit duck with parsnip mash and blackberry sauce as well as a his take on durham pikelets and blackberry jam. 9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings to the streets his unique style of tricks, sleight-of-hand magic and fast-paced comedy. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss (x2) Comedy animation and live action series. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Magic’d 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Modern Toss (x2) 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It’s been almost 15 months since the murder of Lucy Beale, and the police are determined to arrest their suspect. 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. It’s the last of the semifinals. The first task for the remaining celebrities is to create one exceptional dish inspired by someone or something they love. The celebrities must impress John and Gregg by showing that they can put passion into their dishes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Room 101 - Extra Storage This fast-moving game show meets talk show sees Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeves. 11.15 FILM: Pretty Woman (1990) Starring Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Ralph Bellamy, Jason Alexander. Romantic comedy. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

8.00pm First Night Of The Proms 2015 See highlights. 10.00 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise A compilation of the best bits of Morecambe and Wise. Eric and Ernie conduct a scientific lecture with a paper bag, keep an appointment with psychiatrist Sir Alec Guinness, encounter trouble on the stairs with Penelope Keith and clean up with Sir Elton John. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show. Broadcaster and journalist Samira Ahmed takes over editorial control of this new arts series. Samira is fascinated by photography - her episode of Artsnight will consider the impact a single photographic image can have, even in a modern age when nearly every person has a camera on them at all times and photos are in endless supply. Photographers featured in the programme include Giles Duley, who lost three of his limbs while documenting a warzone in Afghanistan. 11.30 T In The Park 2015 Highlights Clara Amfo and Angela Scanlon present highlights from Scotland’s biggest music festival. 1.30am Sign Zone: Pinewood: 80 Years Of Movie Magic 2.30 Sign:One: La Traviata: Love, Death And Divas

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie confronts Ross about the robbery. 7.30 Coronation Street Carla runs out of luck and she turns on Roy and Cathy. Liz senses trouble brewing with Dan. Ken worries about Tracy. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: A Taste Of The Sun Chef Gino D’Acampo continues his journey in Venice. He is keen to find out about a kind of Venetian tapas called cicchetti. 8.30 Coronation Street Carla spirals out of control. A ferocious Liz confronts Dan in the pub. Gary and Alya announce their engagement. 9.00 Doc Martin Comedy drama series about the famously curmudgeonly GP. During an examination, Mrs Tishell is smitten by Martin holding her hands and staring into her eyes, and falls head-overheels in love with him again. Two military policemen call at the police station looking for Mike Pruddy. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Gladiator (2000) Starring Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Oliver Reed, Derek Jacobi, Djimon Hounsou, Richard Harris. Award-winning action drama, set in Roman times, about a once-powerful general who is forced to become a common gladiator. 1.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Call The Council 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together 9.00 Golf: The Open Championship

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Dylan and Trevor’s relationship is shattered by vicious rage. Reenie causes a catastrophe when she organises a pub quiz. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Phil and Kirstie catch up with two sets of lovers who were previously in the property market. Ten miles was all that was keeping Annmarie and Robert apart, while an impossible 300 miles separated Alison and Martin. Twelve years down the line, Phil and Kirstie find out if both pairs found their dream homes. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show, with Sean Lock and a special guest captain. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the comedy show. 11.05 Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing Stand-up comedy from Josh Widdicombe, recorded live at the Hammersmith Apollo. The comic and host of the Last Leg shares his everyday gripes with the most mundane aspects of life. 12.10am FILM: Shallow Grave (1994) 1.45 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners: Country House Rescue 2.40 The Hotel 3.35 Supernatural 4.20 The Renovation Game 5.15 Fifteen To One

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Stop! Roadworks Ahead 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Accidental Witness (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah is stunned when she discovers a wad of cash under Matt’s mattress and is conflicted about whether or not to hand it in to the police. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the second day’s play in the second Test between England and Australia at Lord’s, with commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 8.00 Conspiracy: The Alien Files Part-dramatised documentary series examining events through the perspective of conspiracy theories. 9.00 20 Moments That Rocked Talent Shows Clip show looking at the successes, upsets and moments that brought drama. From Will Young’s record-breaking win to Pamela Anderson’s shock exit from Dancing on Ice and the phenomenon that became One Direction. 10.30 Lip Sync Battle See highlights. 10.55 Tattoo Disasters UK Documentary series about some downright terrible tats. 11.25 Tattoo Disasters Documentary series about some downright terrible tats. Word. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 4.00 Trauma Doctors (x4) Victoria Nangle

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8.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 Forever 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 2.00pm Forever 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 The Simpsons (x8) 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 A League Of Their Own 9.30 Football’s Funniest Moments 10.00 Futurama (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Crime, Carnage And Cancun: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 People Just Do Nothing 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm News 7.35 Concerto At The BBC Proms 8.00 You’ve Got A Friend: The Carole King Story. See highlights. 9.00 Rock ‘n’ Roll America 10.00 How The Brits Rocked America: Go West 11.00 Big In America: British Hits In The USA 12.00am Rock ‘n’ Roll America 1.00 You’ve Got A Friend: Carole King Story

12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 Coronation Street 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Hall Of Framed 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) 11.05 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Fake Reaction

11.00am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Wild At Heart 4.10 French Fields 4.45 Doctor At Large 5.15 Rising Damp 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Billy Connolly’s Big Send Off 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 The Vice 12.10am A Touch Of Frost 2.00 Doctor At Large

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy 3.30 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Fast And Furious 5 (2011) 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Tattoo Fixers

11.10am FILM: The Overlanders (1946) 1.00pm Time Team (x2) 3.05 The World’s Weirdest Weather 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Saboteurs 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.00 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Grand Designs

11.00am The Spy In Black (1939) 12.40pm Buchanan Rides Alone (1958) 2.20 Cleopatra (1963) 7.15 Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) 9.00 Paul (2011) 11.05 Shogun Assassin (1980) 12.50am Conan The Barbarian (1982) 3.30 Close

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SATURDAY 18 Prized Apart BBC1, 7pm Emma Willis and Reggie Yates host the Saturday night game of peril, with the five remaining adventurers facing off in the ‘sardine capital of the world’, Essaouira. Wouldn’t it be cool if that meant they all tried to cram into one disused cupboard, old skool? Instead they go across a rope bridge, blindfolded.

Transporter: The Series Channel Five, 9pm Not Jason Statham but an equally hunky and danger-fraught chap moving stuff from this place... to that place. This week Frank is hired to move some illegal substances by criminal mastermind Sergei. Seems simple enough. Except that the middle man is a blast from the past who wants to blast him away.

Cordon BBC4, 9pm You know what everyone loves in the middle of an epidemic? An untested vaccine! Yeah, you go! Dr Cannaerts smuggles one into the NIIDA. You can see how well that might turn out. Plus, Lex is called to a breach in the cordon security and ends up in quarantine with Lommers and learns of the stresses of the job.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Arts Alive 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Latest News 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Love That Car 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Juice 107.2 DJ and Brtiain's Got Talent contestant gets out and about to meet the people of Brighton. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 9.00 FilmFest on TV: My Accomplice Special comedy set in Brighton, about the romance between a charming young Scot and an artistically-inclined East German. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Golf: The Open Championship 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Golf: The Open Championship

7.05am FILM: The Master Of Ballantrae (1953) 8.30 The Women’s Football Show 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.30 The Box 11.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 12.00pm Athletics: Diamond League Monaco Highlights 1.00 Tennis: Davis Cup - Great Britain v France 4.00 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.45 Escape To The Continent 5.45 Flog It!

6.45 BBC News 6.55 South East Today 7.00 Prized Apart See highlights. 8.05 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the quiz. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws, presented by Gaby Roslin. Special guest Will Young performs his new single and pushes the Lotto button. 8.55 Casualty An unlikely hero leads the team to a crucial diagnosis, and Rita helps a desperate man realise he needs help. 9.45 The John Bishop Show In the last of the series, Jo Caulfield, Andy Askins and Daniel Sloss provide the stand-up, while Jason Byrne performs a unique magic trick. Plus, some dancing boys in pants! 10.30 BBC News 10.50 Not Going Out Sitcom. Unburdened by ambition or drive, Lee drifts from one ill-advised job to another, living off the goodwill and generosity of his landlady, Kate, a clean-living Californian. 11.20 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 11.50 FILM: Seraphim Falls (2006) Starring Pierce Brosnan, Liam Neeson, Michael Wincott, Anjelica Huston. Western action thriller. 1.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

6.45 Golf: The Open Championship Fore! 7.45 Edwardian Farm It is March and Ruth Goodman, Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn greet the longawaited arrival of spring. 8.45 Dad’s Army Wartime sitcom. Sergeant Wilson’s commitment to Home Guard activities wavers while he has a little problem of his own to contend with. 9.15 Melvyn Bragg: Wigton To Westminster Melvyn Bragg is an inexhaustible broadcaster and champion of the arts. With contributions from a wealth of wellknown figures and his childhood friends, this documentary reveals a man still deeply embedded in his working class Cumbrian roots. 10.30 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests Ed Byrne, Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan. 11.05 FILM: Little Voice (1998) Starring Brenda Blethyn, Jane Horrocks, Michael Caine, Jim Broadbent, Ewan McGregor. British drama about a reclusive girl who spends all day in her bedroom listening to her father’s collection of old records. 12.35am FILM: Heavenly Creatures (1994)

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6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Surprise Surprise 2.35 The Chase 3.30 All Star Family Fortunes 4.15 Tipping Point 5.15 Catchphrase 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Surreal comedy meets slapstick as Harry Hill welcomes us to his world of home videos. 7.00 FILM: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman. The final instalment of the fantasy series follows Harry, Ron and Hermione as they attempt to find the secret to Voldemort’s immortality. The hunt continues for the remaining three Horcruxes, the parts of Voldemort’s soul that give him eternal life. However, the Dark Lord discovers the trio’s mission and it results in an epic battle between Harry and his nemesis. 9.30 ITV News; Weather 9.45 Boxing: Frampton Live Belfast’s Carl Frampton defends his IBF World Super Bantamweight title against Mexican Alejandro Gonzalez Jr at the Don Haskins Convention Centre, El Paso, Texas. 11.00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash. 12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.05am The Chester Deva Triathlon 6.35 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.00 IPC World Swimming Championships 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Simpsons 11.55 The Simpsons 12.25pm The Simpsons 12.55 Rude(ish) Tube 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality show. It’s the final day on the Isle of Man, and the turn of Apprentice contestant Stuart to host. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Homes By The Sea Architectural designer Charlie Luxton embarks on a nationwide journey to visit some of Britain’s best homes by the sea. 8.00 Walking Through History: Victoria And Albert’s Highland Fling Tony Robinson visits the Cairngorms National Park to discover how Queen Victoria and Prince Albert helped to shape Scottish traditions and imagery such as tartan, bagpipes and caber tossing, and built their fantasy castle at Balmoral. 9.00 FILM: The Watch (2012) Starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt. Bromantic comedy. Intent on getting to the bottom of a killing in his wholesale store, manager Evan takes action and forms a neighbourhood watch team. 11.00 FILM: Scary Movie (2000) Starring Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Cheri Oteri, Shannon Elizabeth, Anna Faris. Comic parody of the teen horror genre. 12.45am The Last Leg 1.40 Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.50 You Deserve This House 4.45 River Cottage Bites 5.00 Fifteen To One 5.50 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Toby’s Travelling Circus 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 Wanda And The Alien 8.20 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.45 Cowboy Builders 11.40 Cowboy Builders 12.40pm Cowboy Builders 1.35 FILM: Columbo: Death Lends A Hand (1971) 3.10 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 4.05 Sick Note Skivers Exposed 5.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 6.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Documentary series about the plight of people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those whose job it is to get the money back. 6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the third day’s play in the second Test between England and Australia at Lord’s, with commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 8.00 Deep-Sea Super Predator Documentary about a mysterious super-predator so large and aggressive that it can hunt down and devour a three-metre-long great white shark - and the discovery of a natural phenomenon that, for only a few short weeks each year, attracts the oceans most fearsome predators in an aquatic battle zone. 9.00 Transporter: The Series See highlights. 10.00 FILM: The Siege (1998) Starring Denzel Washington, Bruce Willis, Annette Bening, Tony Shalhoub. Thriller about an FBI agent on the trail of terrorists waging a bombing campaign on New York City. 12.10am SuperCasino 3.10 Burglars And Break-Ins: Caught On Camera 4.00 Police Interceptors 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm

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12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 What’s Up 1.30 Monkey Life (x4) 3.30 Football’s Funniest Moments 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 Yonderland (x2) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Guitar Star 9.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 10.00 FILM: The Departed (2006) 12.55am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.55 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Meet The Parents (2000) 10.45 Family Guy (x6) 1.00am People Just Do Nothing 1.30 Some Girls (x4) 3.30 People Just Do Nothing

7.00pm Pappano’s Classical Voices 8.00 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 9.00 Cordon. See highlights. 9.50 Cordon 10.40 David Bowie - Five Years 12.10am The Genius Of David Bowie 1.10 Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.55 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 2.55 You’ve Got A Friend: Carole King Story

12.30pm Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (x2) 1.30 FILM: The Flintstones (1994) 3.15 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 4.45 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 6.55 FILM: The Lake House (2006) 9.00 FILM: Something Borrowed (2011) 11.15 FILM: Batman Returns (1992) 1.45am Fake Reaction

6.00am Where The Heart Is (x2) 7.55 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 FILM: Murder On The Orient Express (1974) 12.40pm Jane Eyre 2.50 A Touch Of Frost 4.55 Columbo: Troubled Waters 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Wire In The Blood 1.30 Doctor At Large (x2)

11.00am Melissa & Joey (x2) 12.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 1.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 FILM: Black Knight (2001) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 9.00 FILM: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 11.05 Gogglebox (x2) 12.40am Rude Tube: Rude Tunes 1.45 Virtually Famous

1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.05 Four In A Bed 3.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.45 Four Rooms 5.50 Grand Designs (x2) 8.00 Bigfoot Files 9.00 Woolly Mammoth: The Autopsy 10.00 Man-Eater Of The Congo 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Woolly Mammoth: The Autopsy

11.00am The Rare Breed (1966) 1.00pm School Of Rock (2003) 3.15 Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) 5.00 The Dark Crystal (1982) 6.55 Fletch (1985) 9.00 Welcome To The Punch (2013) 10.55 Silent House (2011) 12.40am Carriers (2009) 2.20 The Love Guru (2008) 4.00 Close

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SUNDAY 19 Odyssey BBC2, 9pm There comes a time, as an international fugitive, when you’ve got to question if you’re really trusting the right people. Y’know?! So when Odelle calls Colonel Glen and he tells her that the US Embassy isn’t safe for her but there’s a CIA safe house elsewhere that’d be perfect... it might be time to take a pause.

Humans Channel 4, 9pm So the bliss promised by this Utopian future of synths making our lives perfect seems to have shattered. No such thing as a perfect future, just new ways for us to shenanigan things up – d’oh! With Joe in exile and the kids tired of their parents’ lies, Laura finally decides to tell them the truth. Take cover...

Imagine... Bette Midler: The Divine Miss M BBC4, 10.30pm Alan Yentob meets the larger than life Divine Miss M, telling the tale of how this lady went from working in a pineapple canning factory to becoming Hooly wood legend. Through the chorus lines to the bathhouses, mixing soulful vocals with a wicked wit and pure mischief.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Kick Out The Jams 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Kick Out The Jams 11.00 Unsigned Transmissions 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 International Chef Exchange 2.30 Two Men & A Fish 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 Millionaires’ Row 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Kick Out The Jams 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Juice 107.2 DJ and Britain’s Got Talent contestant gets out and about to meet the people of Brighton. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 8.00 Land Rovers Live Adventures, stories and enthusiasts following one of the world’s most iconic vehicles both old and new. 8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces three short films by Tom Kelly. 11.00 Memories of Meadowlands In 2014 Glynde’s Meadowlands Festival left the music calendar. Jeff Hemmings finds out more. 11.30 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Land Rovers Live 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Memories of Meadowlands 5.30 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival

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6.50 BBC News 7.00 South East Today 7.10 Countryfile Countryfile comes from Northumberland. Matt Baker meets the artist who has learnt to dive so he can capture on canvas what lies beneath the North Sea. 8.00 Fake Or Fortune? Art series with Fiona Bruce and Philip Mould. A beautiful church in the heart of the Lancastrian countryside has for over 200 years been home to a possible 16th-century Italian Old Master. But it is also at the centre of an unusual mystery. Who painted this huge picture, and just how did it find its way into a church once patronised by the famous Bronte sisters? Philip is immediately struck by the painting, which depicts the aftermath of the crucifixion of Christ. 9.00 The Outcast Post-war comingof-age drama based on the novel by Sadie Jones. In the second of two parts, a young man returns home from prison determined to make amends for his past. 10.30 BBC News 10.50 South East Today 11.00 Prized Apart Adventure game show hosted by Emma Willis and Reggie Yates. Ten couples battle it out to win £100,000. 12.00am Don’t Tell The Bride 1.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

6.50 Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen Cracking China Documentary following Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen as he launches a new business plan. 7.50 Meet The New Dragons Meet the new Dragons - they’ve got a lot of fire and they’re ready to go, but who are they? 8.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. Dragons’ Den is back with three new multimillionaires ready to breathe fire into the Den. 9.00 Odyssey See highlights. 9.45 Javone Prince Show A mix of stand-up comedy, live music and sketches. In the first of the series, Javone gives his take on modern life in multicultural Britain. 10.15 Family Guy Animated comedy. When an earthquake strikes Haiti, Lois starts a blood drive and makes Peter participate so that he’ll help others for once. 10.35 Family Guy US animated series. The Griffin family take advantage of cheap flights to go on holiday to Italy. 10.55 Family Guy US animated series about the Griffin family. 11.20 FILM: The Infidel (2010) Starring Omid Djalili, Richard Schiff, Archie Panjabi. Satirical comedy. 1.00am FILM: Perfect Creature (2006) 2.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.20 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Golf: The Open Championship

6.15am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces 8.00 Countryfile 8.55 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.25 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 11.00 Golf: The Open Championship 12.15pm Tennis: Davis Cup - Great Britain v France 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 Hair 5.20 Hair 5.50 Ireland’s Wild River: The Mighty Shannon

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6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Love Your Garden 1.40 Long Lost Family: What Happened Next 2.40 FILM: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) 4.50 Midsomer Murders 6.45 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show. 8.00 Surprise Surprise Holly Willoughby presents the show that springs surprises on deserving members of the public. In this edition, Lee Dixon goes in search of a footballing hero, a remarkable woman gets a huge celebrity shoutout and The Vamps put on an extremely secret gig for their biggest fan. 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s TransSiberian Adventure The second in a three-part series which sees Joanna Lumley travel the 6,400 mile route from Hong Kong to Moscow. In this programme, she spends time with some Mongolian nomads, visits a giant statue of Genghis Khan and a gold mine. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which a group of celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. 11.20 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Julie Goodyear In an extraordinary interview with Piers Morgan, the Coronation Street legend Julie Goodyear opens up. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 British GT 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 The Simpsons 3.30 The Simpsons 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Grand Designs Special edition of the property series. Kevin McCloud draws on 15 years of Grand Designs and the astonishing homes that have been filmed in this time - to look at the challenges of self-building in the UK’s most remote places. 8.00 London’s Lost Graveyard: The Crossrail Discovery Documentary about a 300-year-old cemetery that has been discovered in the heart of London by engineers working on the Crossrail construction project. This was a cemetery for the capital’s radicals, rebels and outsiders and nearly 20,000 people were buried here. 9.00 Humans See highlights. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on special guest captain Sarah Millican and her teammate Rob Beckett. 11.05 FILM: It’s Complicated (2009) Starring Meryl Streep, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin, John Krasinkski, Caitlin Fitzgerald. Romantic comedy about a middle-aged, amicably divorced couple who rekindle the old spark at their son’s graduation. 1.15am Tutankhamun: The Mystery Of The Burnt Mummy 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.35 Secret Eaters 5.30 SuperScrimpers 5.35 Draw It!

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.40 Toby’s Travelling Circus 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.25 Milkshake! Monkey 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 The Secret Life Of Pets 11.05 Police Interceptors 12.05pm Police Interceptors 1.05 Police Interceptors 2.05 FILM: Jack And The Beanstalk (2010) 3.50 FILM: Madeline (1998) 5.35 FILM: Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove (2001) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fourth day’s play in the second Test between England and Australia at Lord’s, with commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Police Interceptors: Unleashed Clip show of the most exciting high-speed chases and action from Channel 5’s popular crime series, presented by Vinnie Jones. Highlights include a pair of bolshie bandits in an off-road runaround, and a drunk who has crashed his car into the lounge of a suburban semi. 9.00 FILM: Red Dawn (2012) Starring Chris Hemsworth, Josh Peck, Josh Hutcherson, Adrianne Palicki, Isabel Lucas, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. American action film. An American city awakes to foreign skydivers who take in the city. The United States are being invaded and this city is the target. 10.45 FILM: Under Siege (1992) Starring Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, Erika Eleniak. Action-packed seagoing adventure in which nuclear terrorists are faced down by a heroic loner. 12.45am Tattoo Disasters UK 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Under The Dome 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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6.00am Hour Of Power 7.00 Glee 8.00 Monkey Life (x6) 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 1.00 The Simpsons (x12) 7.00 King Of The Nerds 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Night Cops 1.00 Road Wars (x4)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 FILM: Shrek (2001) 9.20 Top Gear 10.35 Live At The Apollo 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.50 People Just Do Nothing 1.20 Live At The Apollo 2.00 Young Welsh And Pretty Skint 2.30 Some Girls (x2) 3.30 Parents’ Evening

7.00pm Neil Sedaka: King Of Song 8.00 Pappano’s Classical Voices 9.00 BBC Proms Sunday Symphony: Beethoven’s Ninth 10.30 Imagine... Bette Midler: The Divine Miss M. See highlights. 11.45 Neil Sedaka: King Of Song 12.45am The Art Of Cornwall 2.15 Rock ‘n’ Roll America

12.05pm Take Me Out 1.15 Take Me Out: The Gossip 2.00 Catchphrase 2.40 FILM: The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants (2005) 5.00 FILM: Back To The Future Part II (1989) 7.10 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 9.00 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 11.40 FILM: Batman Returns (1992) 2.05am Life’s Funniest Moments

6.00am FILM: Murder On The Orient Express (1974) 8.35 Heartbeat (x2) 10.40 Columbo: Troubled Waters 12.40pm A Touch Of Frost 2.40 A Touch Of Frost 4.50 FILM: Death Becomes Her (1992) 6.55 Wycliffe 8.00 Inspector Morse 10.20 FILM: Parenthood (1989) 12.45am Blue Murder 1.55 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin (x2)

9.25am Brooklyn NineNine 9.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.25pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.30 The Goldbergs (2) 3.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 8.00 FILM: Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (2008) 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 11.40 FILM: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 1.45am Tattoo Fixers

12.05pm Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x3) 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 9.00 Return Of The Black Death: Secret History 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Distant Drums (1951) 1.00pm Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 3.00 Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012) 4.40 Meet Dave (2008) 6.25 A Knight’s Tale (2001) 9.00 Bad Teacher (2011) 10.50 The Negotiator (1998) 1.35am Tigerland (2000) 3.45 Close

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MONDAY 20 Cake Makers And Trouble Makers: Lucy Worsley’s 100 Years Of The WI BBC2, 9pm Lucy Worsley marks the centenary of the Women’s Institute with this documentary demonstrating just how much more than jam and Jerusalem the WI really is. Like its crusade for decent housing and equal pay, and struggles in the 1960s.

Under The Dome Channel Five, 10pm Will this go the way of ‘Lost’ and end up chasing its surreal tail interminably? Let’s hope not. Having believed they’d escaped the dome but actually been trapped in the tunnels as some kind of pod people, the townsfolk of Chester’s Mill get back to the business of fielding off the next crisis. So what’s Christine up to?

The Mindy Project E4, 8.30pm Quirky everyday antics of Mindy, who this week teams up with Danny to get into trouble in a new way. You know they mean well, but when Mindy tries to improve the practice to impress the hospital’s new head of obstetrics it was never going to end in the best of ways. And Peter gets invested in beer pong. Wazzat?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 BollyHeat 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Cook It 2.00 CaribAsian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland gives viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Juice 107.2 DJ and Britain’s Got Talent contestant gets out and about to meet the people of Brighton. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills cookery programme to help you prepare tasty, simple fresh food. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange goes to The Pavilion in Guernsey and The Ginger Pig in Brighton. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Council House Crackdown 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Instant Gardener 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The Housing Enforcers Consumer programme. Matt Allwright joins the ranks of Britain’s housing officers to search out bad landlords, tackle problem properties, deal with the consequences of nightmare neighbours and come to the rescue of tenants in need. Matt visits a house crammed with bedsits, where rats can get in but where some residents cannot get out if there is a fire. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The surprise arrest in the Lucy Beale case sends shockwaves through the Square. As the residents struggle come to terms with the news, further truths come to light, threatening to tear families apart. 8.30 Panorama Current affairs. 9.00 Britain At The Bookies Don’t lose the winning stub! 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.20 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Call The Council 7.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.20 Athletics: Diamond League Monaco Highlights 2.20 Triathlon: World Series Hamburg 3.50 Yes, Minister 4.20 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Are You Being Served? 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip It’s the last leg for Charles Hanson and Mark Stacey on this edition of Antiques Road Trip and the first for Anita Manning and Paul Laidlaw. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in this quiz series for students. In another first round match, students from the University of Liverpool do battle with St Peter’s College, Oxford, in a bid to reach the second round. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Cake Bakers And Trouble Makers: Lucy Worsley’s 100 Years Of The WI See highlights. 10.00 Hair Hosted by Katherine Ryan, ten hair enthusiasts hope they’ve got what it takes to win the title of Britain’s best amateur hairstylist. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Odyssey US action drama series. 12.00am Sign Zone: Nature’s Greatest Dancers 1.00 Sign Zone: The Bank: A Matter Of Life And Debt 4.00 Exploring The House Of Commons 5.00 Ten Pieces 5.50 What Makes Me, Me? And Other Interesting Questions 5.55 Ed Petrie Presents Cosmic

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel leaves everyone shocked. 7.30 Coronation Street A desperate Dan is out for revenge. Robert tries to make amends with Ken. Michael rescues Gail from an emergency. 8.00 Vet School Documentary series following the pioneering work of the vets and students at the Edinburgh Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Studies. 8.30 Coronation Street Dan attacks Leanne in an explosive rage. Beth urges Tracy to give Robert another chance. 9.00 Rookies Documentary series following 24 ordinary people from a wide variety of backgrounds as they undergo training to become police officers. In this edition, weeks into hitting the beat, the trainees realise learning on the job can mean making mistakes in full view of a very critical public. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Plebs Sitcom set in ancient Rome. Besotted Marcus tries to impress Cynthia by befriending the stray cat she has rescued. 11.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the American version of his daytime talk show. 12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Reenie is paying a high price for the previous night, and Dr S’Avage has won an unlikely suitor’s affection. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Supershoppers Consumer programme hosted by Andi Osho and Anna Richardson featuring moneysaving tips and product tests. 8.30 Superfoods: The Real Story In the last episode of the series, Kate tests the credentials of three superfoods that many of us believe can help with our heart, our blood and our guts. 9.00 How To Get A Council House Documentary series looking at council housing in Portsmouth. This episode features people who have slipped into rent arrears and face eviction. 10.00 Lookalikes Structured reality show following the antics at Britain’s premier lookalikes agency, run by David Beckham impersonator Andy Harmer. 10.30 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s shocking tattoo catastrophes. 11.30 Married At First Sight 12.25am 24 Hours In A&E 1.20 Child Genius 2.15 One Born Every Minute USA 3.10 Mary’s Bottom Line 4.05 Secret Eaters 5.00 SuperScrimpers 5.05 You Deserve This House

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Til Death Do Us Part (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nat tells Matt that he could avoid jail if he gives up the other people that were involved in the robbery. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fifth and final day’s play in the second Test between England and Australia at Lord’s. 8.00 Stop! Roadworks Ahead Documentary series about men at work on our roads. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series in which adventurer Ben Fogle meets people who have given up the rat race to start a new life in remote parts of the world. Ben journeys to southeast Asia to live with 31-year-old former city financier Jon Watkinson in his handmade bamboo hut on a hidden jungle island on the Mekong river in Laos. 10.00 Under The Dome See highlights. 10.55 FILM: Next (2007) Starring Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel, Michael Trucco. Timetwisting thriller about a Las Vegas magician with the ability to see two minutes into the future. 12.45am Tattoo Disasters 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Benefits By The Sea: Jaywick 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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10.30am Terminator: Genysis - The Future Reborn 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm The Simpsons (x10) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Yonderland 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 Futurama 9.30 Modern Family 10.00 Glee 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 3.00 Forever

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Don’t Take My Baby 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (X2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Don’t Take My Baby 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Teenage Millionaire: The Year I Won The Lottery

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Henry VIII: Patron Or Plunderer? 9.00 Horizon: Man On Mars: Mission To The Red Planet 10.00 The Sky At Night 11.00 Horizon: How Big Is The Universe? 12.00am Rome: A History Of The Eternal City 1.00 Horizon: Man On Mars

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Shockers 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 11.05 Ibiza Weekender 12.05am Celebrity Juice

9.45am Judge Judy (x3) 11.05 A Touch Of Frost 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Wild At Heart 4.20 French Fields 4.50 Doctor At Large 5.20 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Bouquet Of Barbed Wire (x2) 12.05am The Vice 1.05 The Royal

3.30pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 New Girl 8.30 The Mindy Project. See highlights. 9.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.00 FILM: Scary Movie 2 (2001) 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am Gogglebox

11.25am FILM: Caprice (1967) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 The World’s Weirdest Weather 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 24 Hours In A&E 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Last Command (1955) 1.15pm Major Dundee (1965) 3.50 Reap The Wild Wind (1942) 6.30 Water For Elephants (2011) 9.00 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) 11.15 Donkey Punch (2008) 1.15am Half Nelson (2006) 3.30 Close