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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN One Man Breaking Bad – The Unauthorised Parody Sixty Awesome Episodes. One Awesome Show. LA actor Miles Allen smacks the senses with his supercharged, hilariously accurate renditions of all the iconic characters, including Walter White, Jesse, Saul, Skyler, Hank, Walt Junior, Mike and Gus Fring. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 6 November 2015, £18.50, 01273 709709, brightondome.org

Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope Running over the Pride weekend, this brings Quentin Crisp back to life for a new generation. The seventy minute solo play celebrates a life of degradation, ostracism and adversity-born humour. The Rialto, 31 July – 2 August, £12.50/10, www.rialtotheatre.co.uk

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here is nothing quite like having a good old splash in the sea, especially in Brighton. I’ve heard the nay-sayers muttering about pollution – “Folly!”, I reply, strongly. Brighton has one of the cleanest beaches around, and I’ve been told that by official style folk in the know. Others say it’s too cold – it really really isn’t. Truly, if that’s too cold for you after an afternoon of warming in the sun then you might want to invest in some Lemsip and a cardi (or similar cold-related medicine). Yes, when you paddle in it will feel a little chilly to start off with, but give yourself a good old dunk under and within 30 seconds it’s a perfectly comfortable temperature. My only issue is the getting in and getting out of the water. Bare feet beware, them stones want to be at their most awkward when you’re at your most precarious. My swimming shoes, purchased for only a tenner at the optimistic bucket and spade stalls between the piers, are brilliant at getting past this hurdle. Literally. Previously I’ve swum in trainers and in flip flops in order to bypass aggressive ground in my quest for a quick dip. The first of these dragged me down with their weight, and the second added an extra confused buoyancy when I tucked them into the sides of my swimmers so that they didn’t float off. I’ve done the research and shoes actually designed to swim in seem to be the best bet. Who knew? And then I’m away, bobbing about in the sea and trying to get everyone else to join me. Doing somersaults and getting confused as to which way I’m facing once I surface. While the summer’s here and the air con’s on the blink, it’s churlish not to don trunks or a cossie and jump right in. It’s celebratory. And by golly does it wash a day at the office/shop/teaching improv/insert-your-own-Brighton-job-here away like it never existed.

@ Sunday 2nd, August 2015 Brighton Pride The English Disco Lovers (EDL) are all over the Pride weekend! Starting at 2pm at a Street Party, they’ll be busting the Disco through to 8pm, with all the usual Disco Lovers shizzle, great music, glitter, our merchandise stall, lovely booze, great crowd, and a few live acts. It will raise funds for a planned trip to Calais for Operation Hummingbird, our Elaine Ortiz’ s project to take aid out to the migrant refugee camps that have sprung up around the port. These people need help so please dig deep! Doors 2.00

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HOT LIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

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THE NUN’S STORY he Nun’s Story certainly doesn’t offer the positive depiction of religious life common in 1950s Hollywood, but it’s not an antireligious or anti-Catholic depiction either. It's a challenging and controversial work, but impossible to dismiss. Audrey Hepburn stars as Gabrielle van der Mal, a young woman who enters convent life with high hopes and ideals, but finds disappointing stumblingblocks that challenge her vows of poverty, chastity and obedience-creating obstacles that are potentially insurmountable. Adapted from Kathryn Hulme’s novel, itself partly based on the experiences of a reallife ex-nun, Gabrielle's struggles as she becomes Sister Luke are complex and relatable. Having been brought up by her respectable, doctor father she originally joins the order with the hope of being able to battle tropical diseases in the Congo. Sister Luke's difficulties with the demands of religious life are brought out by her chosen vocation within the order: why should she cut off an important conversation with a patient when she hears the call to prayer? One insidious moment involves a twisted mother superior suggesting that she display her humility by deliberately failing a nursing exam. Yet, there is no effort to depict all nuns as warped or frustrated; there are obviously bad apples, but also warm, sympathetic, well-adjusted women who feel much for the young women in their care. A different mother superior later confirms that the first's advice was wrong and that Sister Luke should try her hardest in exams. Once her studies are completed she is sent first to work with mental patients in Belgium before being assigned to the Congo, where she hopes to work with natives. The film begins to pick up pace at this point: whilst, personally, I enjoy watching the intricacies of entering a convent and see their daily lives as fascinating, I'm aware that not everyone else does! Audrey Hepburn quietly commands the screen, conveying more in the flicker of an eye than most actresses could do by shouting. Her struggles, though rarely directly spoken, are manifest in each scene, growing stronger as time passes. There is never a moment where the audience doesn't know what Sister Luke is thinking, even if the person she's speaking to is clueless. Sister Luke's troubles with her faith are only intensified when she meets Dr Fortunati (played by Peter Finch) and the war breaks out. Sister Luke approaches her vocation with all-or-nothing commitment but after suffering a wrenching personal tragedy she struggles with hatred and forgiveness. Is this the Christian ideal itself called into question? No. Whilst Sister Luke has worthy principles and goals, in the end none of us can really give our all. The film is ahead of its time in calmly refusing to take a stand. Neither Sister Luke nor the order is responsible for her unhappiness, life is just something that happens and not everyone fits in certain spaces. The dramatic moments in this film are few and far between but it's never boring. For more excellent classic films, and reviews of what is out at the cinema this week, tune in to LatestTV’s PostFeature, Wednesday at 6.30pm, catch up online or check @PostFeatureTV for details

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BREAKFAST IN BRIGHTON

For those moments when fruit and granola simply will not do love breakfast, it's one of the most varied feasts of the day and comes in so many varieties. Of late my weekday breakfast has come in the form of a Nutribullet fruit and veg drink, and I am really enjoying that. But the truth is that when push comes to shove I still love a good old fashioned fry up. Brighton is a pretty good place to find breakfast but with one rather hefty complaint – please do not offer me a breakfast menu when you only open for business after 9am. Too many places offer a decent breakfast but not at the time of day when I want or need to eat it. Get real and call it brunch please to avoid any confusion. Last week two dear friends were in town and suggested that we meet up for a late breakfast on the Sunday morning. I suggested an Indian brunch at Curry Leaf Cafe but that was knocked out of court as Mrs D has a thing about poached eggs. I scratched my head and then remembered how good breakfast used to be at Hove Kitchen. The eggs there were always of the best quality. Of course Hove kitchen changed hands and then disappeared to be re-born. I've not been as yet, having been put off in the interim period by the worst coffee I have ever been served. The owner of Hove Kitchen, Ben, has now opened Avenue in Church Road and, given a recent dinner and an excellent Saturday brunch, I felt confident that it would be a good choice. We met at 10.30, I was a little early and settled in with a truly excellent double shot latte. When Mr & Mrs D arrived we perused the menu and I am glad to say all chose different items. Mrs D had

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I am pleased to report that Ben still sells fabulously good eggs, good ham and perfect hollandaise too the eggs Benedict, no surprise and an opportunity for me to show off my egg choosing credentials and I am pleased to report that Ben still sells fabulously good eggs, good ham and perfect hollandaise too. Mrs D was impressed.

Mr D went for the full English, no surprises there and it too impressed. I applaud the inclusion of Heinz beans and especially as they come in a dish so the juices do not run everywhere. I'm not a baked bean fan but if I do have them then I want my own Boston baked beans, several hours in the making so a rare treat, or Heinz. Mr D likes his HP sauce too and apologised for dribbling it across the plate and not putting a puddle on the side of the plate each to their own Mr D. He also added a slice of Stornaway black pudding and prompted me to do the same, even though it was not a natural side to my buttermilk pancakes

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with rips bacon and maple syrup. What a triumph those pancakes were too, you could really taste the sour edge of the buttermilk, the bacon was perfectly cooked and plentiful and there was more than enough syrup, served in a small jug on the side. Avenue delivers a tip top breakfast to start the day for sure. Sometimes all I want though is a coffee and a bacon or sausage butty. A few days later I happened to be in the Lanes early for a meeting. Wandering around I happened on a fashionable new restaurant that deals in breakfast dishes. I was peckish and took a look, but ran away when I saw the prices. Peckish was not going to make me part with that sort of money, no matter how trendy it is. I resorted to an old favourite, a tiny cafe in Regents arcade that does a decent sausage butty, good coffee and delightful service and all for sensible money. They have papers too, a rare treat for me these days. There's no pretence, they do what they do and do it well and I love that. I still like my coffee from Small Batch but my last food there was disappointing, a very dry croque monsieur sadly, especially as I normally enjoy their food, but the coffee is great. If you want a decent fry-up then head over to New England House where the cafe does a great job for a good price and the service is a delight. After being there for so many years I will miss that. Avenue, 65 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2BD 01273739742 www.avenuehove.com

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NOT AVERSE TO VERSE In a move from stage this week we look at the 2015 Sussex Poets Competition righton & Hove Arts Council are delighted to have launched the Sussex Poets Competition for the second time, following the tremendous success of the first one in 2013/14. We hope this will become an annual event alongside our Spring Art Exhibition and our Drama Awards. This year’s competition opened on 11 May and will run for 3 months, and we are particularly pleased to have engaged Clare Best, local prize-winning poet and author, university teacher and facilitator of Creative Writing and Writer in Residence at the University of Brighton as our Judge (see photo and poem). We see the Poetry Competition as a great opportunity to encourage people across, or with any connection to, Sussex to flex their poetic aspirations and gain the opportunity to test their abilities through the judgement of a distinguished poet. And possibly to win a significant prize and some publicity into the bargain. This year the poetry competition is supported by the University of Brighton College of Arts and Humanities, and their two centres for contemporary writing C21 and Work, Write Live. The University of Sussex School of English and Alumni and Development Team are also working with us and providing sponsorship and support. And on the commercial front, Brighton Taxis have come on board, while Higgidy of Shoreham maintain the

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How to enter Entrants can choose their own theme and structure but the poem must be limited to 40 lines only and be written in English. Entrants must be 16 or over by 10 August this year to enter, and have a connection with Sussex by birth, residency, study or work. Further details of this year’s competition and how to enter are available on-line, from our website www.bh-arts.org.uk/Sussex-poetscompetition-2015 or from our Facebook page (Brighton & Hove Arts Council). Application forms can be found in Libraries, Arts Centres and other venues near you. The Awards event will be held in the autumn, with both our Judge and the winners reading their work. So get those pens/keyboards out…..

his steady dressing – overalls, gauntlets, waders – according to what kind of aftermath it is. Hours until he’s back, hours the boy wonders

Over the years he’s brought three merlin feathers, the cracked skull of a hare, one perfect ammonite, a roe buck’s antler (velvet still attached)

The Aftermath Inspector

how many yards of buckled track, how many carriages. He imagines arclights, inspectors gathering screws and bolts, identifying scattered parts.

and now this grey stick with the sway of a swan’s neck. The boy watches his father place the keepsake on the store-room shelf, he sees him

The boy wakes to the red call in the green night. Unmoving on his narrow bed, he hears his father run downstairs to fix quick tea, and then

Later, his father props the waders in the shed and sits. Resting, he says. The boy stays close, waits for him to search his bag. A trophy from the site.

climb the stairs to wash, and dress in other clothes for other work, as people do who witness engines burst open in the dark.

The Aftermath Inspector, by Clare Best won the Poetry on the Lake International Poetry Competition a couple of years ago.

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SUN KIL MOON Boxing, music, love and death. These make up Mark Kozelek's mind

Sometimes, it’s not just the people on the stage that have created the comedy. veryone knows that behind every great film or powerful play, there’s a talented director who has a vision. Yes, there’s the writer, the performer(s), the face of the thing – but it’s that perspective from the behind the fourth wall that can prove utterly invaluable. It’s a little known thing that comedy shows can also involve a director’s contribution. When you think about it it certainly makes sense, with the amount of sketch shows, improvisation troupes, as well as comic plays, plus some stand-up performances that clearly benefit from a perspective that hasn’t written every single word. A director’s input can help untangle a melee of ideas into a bouquet of conceptual bounty. It can be brutal, and it can also help celebrate the real gems of a piece. On Sunday the multi-award nominated comedy duo Max & Ivan are coming to town with their brand new show, perversely called ‘The End’. These are the brains that came up with the legendary ‘The Wrestling’ in the Edinburgh Fringe twice, gathering a Who’s Who of comedy talent together to roughly follow a linear evening of wrestling matches pairing comedians with actual British wrestlers, along with ringside commentary, old skool grudges developing, as well as peril and absolutely marvellous resolution. They put that together – which was epic, with only minor performing roles for themselves. This is their show, and with its own fabulous twisting and turning, plotting and conniving, leaps and lurches. And as such, they are the stars – and they’ve got someone else to direct them. Tom Parry, aka one third of acclaimed sketch group Pappy’s, is taking up directing duties for Max & Ivan in this instance. ‘The End’ is an epic tale of a small town on the day of its destruction, which is a concept that wouldn’t feel out of place in a Pappy’s longform show either. It’s good to have friends. It’s professionally useful to have friends who understand the field you work in of performance comedy and can collaborate to make good things become brilliant. Max & Ivan – The End, Sunday 2 August, 8pm, £10, Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org

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amed after an obscure (well, not to the South Koreans) superflyweight world champion boxer, Mark Kozelek is also known as the man who fronted Red House Painters, a band that were signed to Ivo Watts-Rusell's 4AD label in 1992, after being handed a demo recording via Mark Eitzel, of American Music Club. They released several acclaimed albums with the label, before being dropped. Red House Painters subsequently dissolved, before arising again as Sun Kil Moon, and released their debut album in 2003, Ghosts of the Great Highway. Kozelek has subsequently said that the name change was a ruse to gain interest from critics again; the move worked, for it outsold all their previous albums. But it also expressed a deep interest in boxing; not only as a sport, but as a metaphor for life insofar as the fighting spirit exemplified by boxers (as opposed to the fact that for every winner, there is a loser) is highly appreciated by Kozelek. Indeed, he went so far as to spend 17k on a pair of tickets for the recent 'Fight of the Century' between Floyd Mayweather Jr vs Manny Pacquiao. Although many would argue this was money badly spent (the fight was a bit of a damp squid, and rather one-sided), his love of boxing continues with several

mentions within the new album, including a song title Ali/Spinks 2, a reference to the second title fight between Muhammad Ali and Leon Spinks in 1978.

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Re-appropriating animal viscera in this instance caul fat, a membrane that holds the vital organs together - this Macedonian born, Brighton residing artist has created a site-specific work, a series of delicate veils that fill the central atrium of this former church. Fabrica, 40 Duke Street, Brighton, 01273 778646. Until 23 Aug

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The album, made with the help of Sonic Youth's Steve Shelley, is an extension of last year's Benji album; highly narrative, almost in diarist style, with changes of tones, style, and tempo throughout. Kozelek's words centre around the aforementioned boxing, but also music - with plenty of references to his formative listening years - the women in his life, childhood and later life reminiscing, friends, and a worrying plethora of sick, dying or dead people. Above all, Kozelek strikes the boxer's pose in taking the rough with the smooth, perhaps just glad to have made it this far and with plenty to look forward to as he approaches 50. It's idiosyncratic, and another reminder that Kozelek is surely one of the best post-American grunge songwriters out there, and a damn fine guitarist to boot. St. George's Church, Saturday 1 August, 7pm, £28

Event: Comic Boom The marvellous Lucy Beaumont (as heard regularly on BBC Radio 4) headlines this month’s collection of the most promising talents currently on the comedy circuit, MC’d by Paul F Taylor. Komedia, Thursday 30 July, 8pm, £9/7

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Mack & Mabel, Chichester Festival Theatre, 21 July 2015 ★★★★★

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1 Junkyard Choir Get It On 2 Dirty Weekend in Brighton Dirty Weekend in Brighton 3 The Speak Diggin a hole 4 Rise Of The Ziggurat The Battle 5 Dirty Weekend in Brighton ‘Frankie’ 6 Trilby New Shoes 7 George Foster Your Love Mack and Mabel has, despite having great numbers, never really hit the spot for me so I approached this new Chichester Festival Theatre production with a sense of apprehension. Of course I need not have worried. Jonathan Church and his team have cast their magic once again over a Broadway classic and breathed into it an energy and sense of drama that in the past has seemed lacking. The simple settings, based mainly on clever stage craft rather than technology, work well and seemlessly, a triumph on a thrust stage. The band is on top form too, conducted with a real sense of purpose but still sensitive in the tender moments. The company are super slick, beautiful choral ensemble work with a great period feel and precision dancing throughout. Rebecca LaChance makes a great Mabel, gauche at the start, then needy and vulnerable as her stardom rises and she realises that Mack is never going to give her what she most desires. Michael Ball does a first class job as always. The voice is undeniably on top form but it is surely his acting skills that we need to recognise and applaud. We saw this in Sweeney Todd and once again he makes his entrance and is almost unrecognisable. The cheery bloke that tours arenas with his laddish charm, can shuffle onto a theatre stage an elderly man – convincingly.

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Finally to the choreography, a work of genius that should see Stephen Mear lauded as best in the business. Mear has a great sense of style and ability to recreate a period feel whilst at the same time pushing his dancers to extremes of skill and excellence. His beach scene, the Keystone Cops and a thrilling tap routine are all breathtakingly good. Mack And Mabel is a tragic tale of selfishness and unrequited love and the bitter ending makes it all the better. CFT have made a flawed show into a masterpiece. Andrew Kay

Micachu and the Shapes If you get on board with Mica Levi’s finely controlled dirgey music, the rewards can be rich, and the live experience is no different. The set was tight at around 45 minutes and felt like even less; the lolloping, intricately drummed rhythms and trebly clanging guitars melding perfectly with keyboards to forge a unique sound. Mostly focusing on new material, the songs were all strong. ‘Oh Baby’ was the highlight in fact with underwater keyboard stabs and a slow pace straying almost into the realm of balladry. Fan favourite ‘Lips’ was the only song of the encore, but with such inventive

musicianship the audience didn’t need this set to be prolonged. Green Door Store, 20 July 2015 ★★★★ Joe Fuller

Top Hat This award-winning show captures the essence of 1930s screwball comedies and high society elegance. The plot involves mistaken identities and allows the show to globe-trot from Broadway to London to Venice. There is so much to enjoy with flowing gowns, Art Deco sets and some of Irving Berlin’s most-loved tunes. The phenomenal Alan Burkitt and the magical Charlotte Gooch are perfectly matched as star-crossed lovers and their dancing is flawless as they lead the cast in big production numbers such as ‘Cheek To Cheek’ and ‘Putting On The Ritz’. Eastbourne Theatres, 21 July 2015 Martin Baron ★★★★★

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TUESDAY 28 Child Genius: The Final Channel 4, 9pm In case you hadn’t noticed, these children are very bright indeed. They could help you with your homework and condescend at the same time without breaking a sweat. This is the final in the competition between 12-yearolds, so both the kids and their extraordinary parents are feeling the pressure.

Hair BBC2, 10pm It’s the quarter finals and Katherine Ryan hosts the competition as the amateur coiffeur-meisters head backstage at the London Dungeon. Time to get inspired with scary hair and make-up that will last the actors’ entire shift. Will their hair-raising exploits wilt? And will they be able to stay historically accurate?

Tattoo Fixers E4, 10pm Showing the worst and the best in tattoo experiences, as three talented tat artists rescue those who have been left bereft by skin art they now regret. Like Gaz, who has his best friend’s initials marking a very intimate spot. And Stuart, who wants to replace a teenage mistake with a Marines masterpiece. Bzzzzzz.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 BollyHeat 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Cook It 2.00 CaribAsian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Cuppa TV Show for women about health, fitness, lifestyle and raising a young family. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Behind The Science Geoff McGimpsey interviews the biologist Simon Watt. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Novel Ideas An interview with Martina Devlin, author of eight books published including a number one best-seller Banksters. 10.00 Bookenders Author Laura Lockington rummages around in the lives and books of two best-selling authors 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Behind The Science 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Novel Ideas 4.00 Bookenders 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Instant Gardener 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Rip Off Britain: Food Gloria Hunniford, Angela Rippon and Julia Somerville investigate the truth about our food. 7.30 EastEnders One resident is charged for the murder of Lucy Beale - but who is it? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. A devastated Mo tries to keep her head above water while waiting for Adele to come round in ITU. Fletch and Clifford realise that it’s only a matter of time before the truth is revealed about who left Adele for dead. 9.00 Crimewatch Series of dramatised reconstructions and police appeals for help in solving crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update Updates on recently featured cases. 10.45 Transplant Tales Transplant Tales. 11.45 FILM: Twelve Monkeys (1995) Starring Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt, Christopher Plummer. Time-travel thriller in which a convict from 2035 is sent back in time to find the cause of a virus which has wiped out most of the planet’s population and driven the survivors underground. 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Heir Hunters 8.15 The House That £100k Built 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The A To Z Of TV Cooking 12.20 The Super League Show 1.05 Sean Connery: Talking Pictures 1.50 FILM: The Wind And The Lion (1975) 3.50 Yes, Minister 4.20 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Are You Being Served? 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Hairy Bikers Come Home The hairy bikers return in a two part special, gunning their trusty steeds towards the North. 7.30 The Pennine Way Celebrating the Pennine Way’s 50th birthday. Paul Rose’s journey along the Pennine Way takes him to the Yorkshire Dales to the village of Malham. 8.00 The House That £100k Built Andrew and Claire have ditched their nine-to-five lives and gambled everything on a fledgling free-range egg farm - but having overspent just to get the business going, they are still missing one vital piece of the puzzle - a family home. 9.00 Great Ormond Street Documentary series based at the pioneering London children’s hospital. This episode looks at children with serious diseases of the brain, and the doctors who have no option but to undertake seriously risky treatments. 10.00 Hair See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.20am Sign Zone: Don’t Tell The Bride 1.15 Sign Zone: Great Ormond Street

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Guess This House 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Hello Campers 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity puts Ross under pressure. 7.30 A Great Welsh Adventure With Griff Rhys Jones Griff is in Hay-on-Wye where he discovers his challenge is to swim wild in a mountain lake. 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan and the make-over team are in Hull, transforming a garden for Maggie Simkiss. 9.00 Brits Behind Bars Thousands of UK citizens are currently held in jails around the world. Those who are charged with breaking the law overseas face potentially lethal consequences - nightmare conditions, disease, abuse, terror and sometimes even death. This documentary examines some moving and shocking cases. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 On Assignment In 2012 Vicky Ntozini was killed by her husband in one of Cape Town’s townships, earlier this year he was finally convicted of her murder. John Ray speaks to the family Vicky left behind and explores the issue of domestic violence in South Africa. 11.10 Benidorm Holiday sitcom. 12.10am Murder, She Wrote 1.10 Jackpot247 3.00 Don’t Blow The Inheritance 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 Jamie’s Comfort Food 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks There is a danger Zack could lose everything. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Three Day Nanny Reality series following experienced nanny Kathryn Mewes, who deals with the nation’s troublesome children. Kathryn visits Newbury to meet the Morrisen family: mum Laura, dad Luke, three-year-old son Frankie, and 18-month-old daughter Willow. 9.00 Child Genius: The Final See highlights. 10.00 Not Safe For Work Comedy drama series set in the Civil Service. It is time for the big presentation in London. Back in Northampton, Nathaniel attempts to help a disillusioned Jenny come to terms with some recent bad news. Danny is still missing and Angela’s response is somewhat unconventional. 10.50 Dogs On The Dole Documentary looking into the world of dog ownership on Britain’s housing estates. 11.50 Pokerstars Caribbean Adventure 12.50am KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.20 Gillette World Sport 1.45 FIM Superbike World Championship 2.15 Ironman UK Bolton 2.40 IPC World Swimming Championships 3.35 Volkswagen Racing Cup 4.05 How Britain Worked 5.00 Secret Eaters 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Garage Sale Mystery (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah is found and rushed to hospital, and upon release admits that she cannot go on like this, resigning herself to having the brain operation. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 9.00 Benefits By The Sea: Jaywick Documentary series about a seaside resort which is now officially the most deprived place in England. Local builder Danny creates Jaywick’s Got Talent to cheer the community, but stage fright haunts 20-year-old Heather. 10.00 Botched Up Bodies Documentary series featuring people whose cosmetic surgery went disastrously wrong. Paul thought a gastric bypass would slim his physique, but he was left with folds of loose skin. 11.00 20 Moments That Rocked Pop Clip show looking at the stars, groups and events that have shaped popular music. 12.30am Lip Sync Battle 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Carry On Caravanning 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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8.00am Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 1.00pm The Simpsons (x10) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 You Can’t Beat A Bit Of Bully 9.00 FILM: After The Sunset (2004) 10.55 Strike Back: Legacy 11.55 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.35am Road Wars (x2) 3.00 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 The World’s Worst Place To Be Disabled? 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 The World’s Worst Place To Be Disabled? 1.30 The Boy Who Wants His Leg Cut Off

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 Egypt’s Lost Cities 10.30 BBC: The Secret Files 11.30 Norman Wisdom: His Story 12.30am Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities 1.30 Hive Minds 2.00 Egypt’s Lost Cities 3.30 Danny Baker Rocks The Eighties (A Bit)

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen (x2) 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Fake Reaction 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Wild At Heart 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Doctor At Large 5.20 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Place Of Execution 11.00 The Vice 12.40am A Touch Of Frost

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 FILM: Mirror Mirror (2012) 10.00 Tattoo Fixers. See highlights. 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Rude Tube 1.10 Gogglebox

1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Damned Designs: Don’t Demolish My Home 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Marmaduke (2010) 12.45pm The Cat Returns (2002) 2.20 Swiss Family Robinson (1960) 4.55 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 6.50 Mission: Impossible (1996) 9.00 Mission: Impossible II (2000) 11.25 Road To Perdition (2002) 1.40am When A Woman Ascends The Stairs (1960)

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WEDNESDAY 29 The Interceptor BBC1, 9pm So Roach’s identity has finally been revealed and is tantalizingly within Unit’s grasp. The tease. Even though he’s under pressure from all directions, that doesn’t mean he hasn’t got a few final surprises in store for Unit up his sleeve as they close in on his shipment. Will Ash finally catch the arch nemesis he craves?

The Day They Dropped The Bomb ITV1, 10.40pm Marking the 70th anniversary of the day the world’s first atomic bomb was dropped on Japanese city Hiroshima, this documentary offers up a minute by minute account of what happened on the fateful day. Mixing rarely seen archive footage with eyewitness accounts. Chilling.

Family Guy BBC3, 11pm When Peter discovers his cantankerous father-in-law has cancelled Christmas, he sets about teaching him the true spirit of Crimbo. Let your imagination go wild as to what that might entail for the Griffin family. Meanwhile, Stewie is missing Brian, despite the best efforts of the family dog Vinny.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 BollyHeat 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 The Vote (x5) 1.30pm Cook It 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Instant Gardener 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming A look at the work of high court enforcement officers, also known as sheriffs, as they strive to retrieve cash for members of the public that are owed money. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride Reality series. A brave bride leaves the most important day of her life in the hands of the man she loves. Groom Dean wants to relive his clubbing days by organising a nostalgic wedding in a London nightclub. But bride-to-be Sandra has been made to wait nearly a decade for her big day, and she’s desperate for her childhood church followed by a reception in a castle. With a best man who’s itching for a party, can this old party animal tame his wild ways to deliver the wedding his bride desires? 9.00 The Interceptor See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Cashing In Documentary series charting a year in the lives of staff and customes at Cash Converters. 11.35 Britain At The Bookies Documentary examining the winners and losers in Britain’s gambling revolution. 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Heir Hunters 8.15 Claimed And Shamed 8.45 Antiques Roadshow Detectives 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Lifeline 12.10 Animal Park 1.10 Bette Davis: Talking Pictures 1.55 FILM: Now, Voyager (1942) 3.50 Yes, Minister 4.20 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Are You Being Served? 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Hairy Bikers Come Home Si shows off the delights of the wonderful food in his neck of the woods - the North East. 7.30 The Pennine Way Celebrating the Pennine Way’s 50th birthday. Paul Rose goes white-water rafting down the River Tees and takes in one of Britain’s best views at High Cup Nick. 8.00 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor Going behind the headlines to give the definitive answers to health questions. 9.00 Signed, Sealed, Delivered: Inside The Post Office Documentary series taking an eyeopening look inside an iconic national institution - the Post Office. For nearly 400 years, the Post Office has been at the heart of our high streets, the centre of village life. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are joined by a selection of guests for a compilation of favourite moments from the L Series. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Great Ormond Street Documentary series based at the pioneering London children’s hospital. 12.20am Sign Zone: Trust Me, I’m A Doctor 1.20 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Robbie sees a wicked opportunity and decides to take action. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Autistic Gardener Documentary series following awardwinning autistic garden designer Alan Gardner as he helps five autist gardeners unlock their horticultural potential and unleash their talents on Britain’s gardens. In the last episode of the series, the team tackle a dated plot in north east London. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. Childhood sweethearts worry about the welfare of their premature baby. 10.00 Witnesses The atmospheric French thriller continues. After the shooting, Paul Maisonneuve and Sandra Winckler refocus their attention on the area around the funicular railway as their investigation uncovers further clues linking Paul to the case. 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. 12.05am Music On 4: Lovebox Festival 2014 1.05 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 2.00 FILM: Elegy (2008) 3.50 Secret Eaters 4.45 River Cottage Bites 5.00 Fifteen To One 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Dear Viola (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away VJ comes to terms with Leah’s wish that her life support be turned off if the operation is unsuccessful. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the first day’s play in the third Test between England and Australia at Edgbaston. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 9.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series in which cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. After his tenants refuse to move out, a landlord starts extensive building work around them. 10.00 Wentworth Prison Drama series set in an Australian women’s prison. Bea makes a dangerous bargain with Ferguson to cement her position as top dog. 11.00 Benefits By The Sea: Jaywick Documentary series about a seaside resort which is now officially the most deprived place in England. 12.00am 87 Stone: Fat Chance Of Work - Supersized 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors: Unleashed 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather Alastair Stewart and Julie Etchingham present the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 Emmerdale Moira learns of Cain’s betrayal. Ross makes plans with Debbie. Marlon gets a shock. 7.30 Coronation Street Cathy is trapped in her own home. Alya faces an unexpected surprise. Sarah confronts Callum about the other women in his life. 8.00 Vera Detective drama series based on the characters created by Ann Cleeves. DCI Vera Stanhope unearths a 30-year-old mystery when the son of a prominent local family is found brutally murdered on the sands of a seaside resort. Then a second death leaves Vera faced with mounting pressure to crack the case. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham present the latest headlines from around the world. 10.40 The Day They Dropped The Bomb See highlights. 11.50 If I Don’t Come Home Letters From D-Day On 6 June 1944 the Normandy Landings were launched on the north coast of occupied France. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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7.00am Monkey Life (x2) 8.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 1.00pm The Simpsons (x10) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Desi Rascals 9.00 Strike Back: Legacy (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00am Road Wars 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Stargate Atlantis

7.00pm Top Gear: India Special 8.30 FILM: Little Fockers (2010) 10.00 People Just Do Nothing 10.30 Bad Education 11.00 Family Guy (x2). See highlights. 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 People Just Do Nothing 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.30 The World’s Worst Place To Be Disabled?

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 British Gardens In Time 9.00 Life Of A Mountain: A Year On Scafell Pike 10.00 All Aboard! The Canal Trip 12.00am Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 1.00 British Gardens In Time 2.00 Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities

10.25am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: 300 (2006) 11.20 Celebrity Juice: Easter Special 12.10am Safeword

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Doctor At Large 5.20 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 8.30 Richard Wilson On The Road 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Blue Murder 11.00 The Vice 12.40am The Royal

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

11.00am FILM: The Lost World (1960) 1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Four Rooms 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am A Challenge For Robin Hood (1967) 12.55pm The Golden Compass (2007) 3.05 Five Children And It (2004) 4.50 Scrooged (1988) 6.50 My Sister’s Keeper (2009) 9.00 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.05 Crash (2004) 1.20am Shaolin Soccer (2001) 3.40 Close

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THURSDAY 30 Prince Philip: The Plot To Make A King Channel 4, 9pm Yeah, he’s not a king. When Elizabeth II fell in love with her Greek Philip it wasn’t an easy move to marriage. This looks at the suspicions of her family and her government as the regent struggled to reconcile her love with the complexities and frustrations of a royal marriage.

Gay & Under Attack: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia BBC1, 10.35pm As Pride approaches it feels appropriate to consider the state of play in Russia, where Reggie Yates investigates what it’s like to be young and gay a year after the introduction of the antipropaganda law. He travels to St Petersburg for Queerfest, talking to both sides of the battle lines.

Safeword ITV2, 10pm Host Rick Edwards is joined by Katherine Ryan and David Morgan for this panel show, dissecting celebrities personal and private lives. And they’re there. Each team is made up of comics and celebs, turning this into a celebrity ‘roast’ style show. With even thier Twitterfeed under scrutiny everything’s fair game.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Bollyheat 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 12.30 The Vote (x5) 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 DiTR Presents A showcase special from DiTR, a community music project made up of passionate musicians and people to help promote music in Brighton. 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 DiTR Presents

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Instant Gardener 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money by using fakes, forgeries and frauds and shows you how to avoid being taken for a ride. 7.30 EastEnders One resident finds themselves being accused of the unthinkable. Paul reaches breaking point when Claudette arrives at Pam and Les’s centenary party. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain’s busiest and most dangerous roads. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series. When a British policeman is found murdered in a locked room on the tiny paradise island of Saint-Marie, Detective Inspector Richard Poole is sent to investigate. He’s the perfect man to solve the case. Unfortunately for Richard, he hates sun, sea and sand. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Gay & Under Attack: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia See highlights. 11.35 Operation Wild Veterinary science series. 12.35am Holiday Weatherview 12.40 BBC News

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6.00 Two Tribes Quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure Cookery series. In their most adventurous road trip yet, the Hairy Bikers tour the birthplaces of favourite Asian cuisines. 7.30 The Pennine Way Celebrating the Pennine Way’s 50th birthday. Paul Rose embarks on the last stage of his Pennine Way journey, heading into the wilds of Northumberland. 8.00 Coast Coast investigates how the Irish Sea has shaped our island story. 9.00 Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean On Earth Three-part documentary about the Atlantic ocean. In the wild North Atlantic, massive whale pods, giant turtles and monstrous jellyfish ride the Gulf Stream - a huge ocean current that becomes a migration super-highway. 10.00 Javone Prince Show A mix of stand-up comedy, live music and sketches. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Cake Bakers And Trouble Makers: Lucy Worsley’s 100 Years Of The WI Documentary to mark the WI’s centenary. 12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.50 Sign Zone: The Met: Policing London 1.50 Sign Zone: Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen - Cracking China

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Is Ross’s secret out? Sandy suffers an accident. 7.30 Real Stories With Ranvir Singh Ranvir Singh and Michael Underwood recount unique stories of people involved in extraordinary, lifechanging events. 8.00 Emmerdale It is decision time for Debbie. Chrissie makes a drunken mistake. Ruby rescues Sandy. 8.30 Flockstars 9.00 Britain Sees Red: Caught On Camera Life in 21st century Britain seems designed to get us hot under the collar. These days when someone snaps there is often a smartphone, CCTV camera or body camera on hand to capture the action. In part two, we meet the ordinary citizens who have been pushed to the edge and filmed the results. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Andy Cole: Sports Life Stories The sports documentary series looks at the career of one of the Premier League’s most acclaimed strikers - Andy Cole. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Another adventure for the sleuthing mystery writer. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show: Lie Detector Shockers

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Heir Hunters 8.15 Coast 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Animal Park 1.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.15 Flog It!

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Nancy receives a generous gift, but can she trust where it’s come from? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud draws on 15 years of Grand Designs and the astonishing homes that have been filmed in that time - to look at the challenges of self-building in the great British countryside, where design must embrace and enhance tradition yet often overcome stringent planning constraints. 9.00 Prince Philip: The Plot To Make A King See highlights. 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following members of the British ambulance service across the country as they deal with life-threatening situations. Sixty thousand people go into cardiac arrest every year in the UK. Of the 30,000 trated by the ambulance service, only 10 percent survive. 11.00 24 Hours In Police Custody Documentary series following Bedfordshire Police officers from the cells at Luton Police Station to the heart of major crime investigations. 12.00am One Born Every Minute 1.00 The Tribe 1.55 The Auction House 2.50 Dogs: Their Secret Lives 3.50 You Deserve This House 4.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.00 Secret Eaters 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas And Friends: Dinos & Discoveries 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Killer Among Us (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah is shaken by the appearance of Sean, her ex boyfriend. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the second day’s play in the third Test between England and Australia at Edgbaston. 8.00 The Holiday Airport: Sun, Sea And Scousers Behind-the-scenes look at the dedicated teams whose mission it is to make sure that every holidaymaker’s journey is safe, speedy and entertaining, with a fascinating cast of characters. 9.00 Supersized Documentary series exploring obesity from different perspectives. Carl’s weight more than doubled in the past three years, from an already obese 30 stone to the size that claimed his life. 10.00 Person Of Interest Drama series Finch makes a dangerous new enemy when goes undercover in an emergency call centre to protect a 911 operator, who has been ordered to delete all record of two-day-old calls or a young boy will die. 10.55 Person Of Interest Drama series. Some of the secrets of Finch’s early operation are revealed, including ties to present-day events. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Weather Terror 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00am Monkey Life (x2) 8.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 1.00pm The Simpsons (x10) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 OAP Internet Virgins 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Glee 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 1.00am Night Cops (x2) 3.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 The Unbreakables: Life & Love On Disability Campus 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 The Unbreakables: Life & Love On Disability Campus 1.30 People Just Do Nothing

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Concerto At The BBC Proms: Mark Simpson Plays Nielsen 8.30 Brushing Up On... 9.00 Britain And The Sea 10.00 Digging For Britain 11.00 Life Of A Mountain: A Year On Scafell Pike 12.00am The Many Faces Of Les Dawson 1.00 Masterspy Of Moscow - George Blake

12.40pm Coronation Street 1.10 Dinner Date 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.25 Judge Rinder 6.30 Ninja Warrior UK 7.30 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 10.00 Safeword. See highlights. 10.45 Celebrity Juice 11.30 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.25am Safeword 1.10 Guinness World Records

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Wild At Heart 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Doctor At Large 5.20 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Blue Murder 11.00 The Vice 12.40am Agatha Christie’s Marple

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Gogglebox 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Rude Tube 12.55am Gogglebox

11.15am FILM: At The Earth’s Core (1976) 1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 The World’s Most Extreme 9.00 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 10.00 The Good Wife 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Horton Hears A Who (2008) 12.40pm Mysterious Island (1961) 2.45 The Spy Next Door (2010) 4.30 Pom Poko (1994) 7.00 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.50 The Football Factory (2004) 12.35am The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988) 3.55 Close

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FRIDAY 31 BBQ Champ ITV1, 9pm The latest cookery show takes into account the weather we’re currently enjoying and has Mylene Klass play host to the most anxious barbecue since your mad uncle invited himself along last July. Ten contestants compete to be the best, with their charred offerings judged by Mark Blatchford and Adam Richman.

Lip Sync Battle Channel Five, 10.30pm Is there anything more entertaining than a 6’7” gangly British man grinding down and low to Christina Aguilera’s hit ‘Dirrty’? There’s only one way to find out. Tune in tonight and watch Stephen Merchant do his best to defeat actress Malin Akerman in this battle of the bedroom hairbrushes.

Melissa & Joey E4, 7.30pm Joey’s getting clucky. His biological clock is ticking. Joey is down the cabbage patch and he’s got his hunt-and-gather coat on. You’re getting that Joey wants a baby, right? Mel’s not so ready. So the best way to make your girlfriend change her mind about starting up your brood is surly to look after a pal’s babe. Right?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 BollyHeat 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 The Vote (x5) 1.30pm Cook It 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest 4.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Juice 107.2 DJ and Britain’s Got Talent contestant gets out and about to meet the people of Brighton. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle makes confit duck with parsnip mash and blackberry sauce as well as a his take on durham pikelets and blackberry jam. 9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings to the streets his unique style of tricks, sleight-of-hand magic and fast-paced comedy. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss (x2) Comedy animation and live action series. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Magic’d 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Modern Toss (x2) 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Instant Gardener 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Animal Super Parents Documentary revealing the weird and wonderful stories of some of the natural world’s most incredible parents. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The Cokers struggle to remain united following earlier events. One resident’s world spirals when their family turns against them. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 9.00 Ripper Street Crime drama. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Room 101 - Extra Storage Frank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show as actor/comedian Alexander Armstrong, athlete Dame Kelly Holmes and golden voice of cricket Henry Blofeld compete to have their pet hates consigned to Room 101. 11.15 FILM: AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001) Starring Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law, Frances O’Connor, Jake Thomas. Futuristic version of Pinocchio, featuring David, a highly advanced robotic boy who hopes to become a real boy so that he can win back the affection of the human mother who abandoned him. 1.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

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6.00 Two Tribes Quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. Carol Klein continues her journey across the nation in search of amazing plant combinations. 7.30 Rugby League Challenge Cup Semi-Final - Leeds Rhinos V St Helens Mark Chapman introduces live coverage of an historic and heavyweight semi-final showdown between Challenge Cup holders Leeds Rhinos and reigning Super League champions St Helens. 10.00 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise A compilation of the best bits of Morecambe and Wise. Eric takes on the demanding role of Hamlet, and the boys re-enact a classic scene from Singing in the Rain. Dame Flora Robson revives her role as the virgin queen, Eric goes back to school in Top of the Form and Cilla Black has some great news for Ernie. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight 11.35 FILM: The Road (2009) Starring Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit McPhee, Robert Duvall, Guy Pearce, Molly Parker, Charlize Theron. In a post-apocalyptic world, a father and his son fight for survival, battling against cold, hunger and gangs of cannibals. 1.15am Sign Zone: Britain’s Forgotten Slave Owners 2.15 Sign Zone: Imagine... Beware Of Mr Baker

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie makes an unlikely ally. 7.30 Coronation Street Roy takes Cathy for a day out. Beth finds a pregnancy testing kit in the Underworld bin. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: A Taste Of The Sun Gino D’Acampo is in north western Italy visiting the picturesque region of Liguria. His first stop is the pretty coastal town of Camogli, where he meets a family who make a living from pescaturismo - or fishing tourism. 8.30 Coronation Street Cathy is worried about living alone as a hoarder. Alya confesses the truth to Sinead. Kylie returns with news of David. 9.00 BBQ Champ See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Crank (2006) Starring Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Dwight Yoakam. Action thriller. An ex-hitman is injected with a mysterious cocktail of drugs that will kill him if his heart rate drops below a certain level. Using sex and violence as stimulants to keep his pulse rate up, he seeks revenge on the rival who poisoned him and tries to keep himself and his girlfriend alive. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Heir Hunters 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Nigel Slater: Eating Together 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Animal Park 1.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.15 Flog It!

Channel 4

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Sienna takes drastic measures to find out her lover’s secret. Holly is suffering from the previous night’s actions, but will she be able to resist temptation? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer offer advice on buying a new home. In Manchester Kirstie is with Katherine and Andrew who are looking for a dream home, while Phil helps couple Sarah and Claude who have their hearts set on desirable Didsbury. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and special guest captain Bill Bailey are joined by Freddie Flintoff and Roisin Conaty. Rob Beckett is in Dictionary Corner. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the comedy show. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a brand new Top 50 countdown celebrating the greatest heroes on the internet. Featuring the world’s loudest female belcher, the human Wikipedia and more. 12.10am FILM: Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009) 1.55 Toast Of London 2.20 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners: Country House Rescue 3.15 Supernatural 4.00 You Deserve This House 5.00 Secret Eaters

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Thomas And Friends: Dinos & Discoveries 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Benefits: 19 Kids And Counting The Cost 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Accidental Friendship (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Alf has a breakdown in therapy and Maria assures him that they are on the right path to beating his PTSD. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the third day’s play in the third Test between England and Australia at Edgbaston. 8.00 Weather Terror Documentary series following the hapless Brits who find themselves caught up in extreme and life-threatening weather events. A cruise ship magician saves more than 500 passengers, a South Pacific holidaymaker gets caught in a category-five cyclone, and a summer heatwave sets fire to 31 square miles of the Costa del Sol. 9.00 20 Moments That Rocked Comedy Last in a series of retrospectives looks at influential and controversial comedy moments, including The Young Ones, Life of Brian, Joan Rivers’ debut on The Tonight Show, and Ellen’s coming out. 10.30 Lip Sync Battle See highlights. 10.55 Tattoo Disasters: UK Documentary series about people sporting over-the-top tattoos. 11.30 Tattoo Disasters: UK Documentary series about people sporting over-the-top tattoos. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Transporter: The Series 4.00 Police Interceptors 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 9.30 Cricket’s Funniest Moments 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Wanted: A Very Personal Assistant 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 People Just Do Nothing 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.30 Some Girls (x3)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Friday Night At The Proms: Holst’s Planets 9.00 Sound Of Song 10.00 Sound Of Song 11.00 Sound Of Song 12.00am Synth Britannia 1.30 TOTP 2: 80s Special 2.30 Sounds Of The Eighties 2.55 Sound Of Song

1.40pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records: Bonkingly Big Hits 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am Viral Tap

11.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Doctor At Large 5.20 Rising Damp 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 The Vice 12.40am FILM: Something’s Gotta Give (2003)

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey. See highlights. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Shallow Hal (2001) 11.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.15am Tattoo Fixers

10.00am The Restoration Man 11.00 FILM: Freaky Friday (1977) 1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The King’s Speech (2010) 11.20 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 12.25am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989) 12.50pm Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 2.50 Porco Rosso (1992) 4.50 City Of Ember (2008) 6.40 The Core (2003) 9.00 X-Men: First Class (2011) 11.35 Wanted (2008) 1.45am Buffalo ‘66 (1998) 4.00 Close

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SATURDAY 1 FILM: Raiders Of the Lost Ark BBC1, 6.25pm The film with the most terrifying coat hanger, join the archeology professor that knocks Tony Robinson’s digs out of the park. How many snake-filled pits containing melty-face boxes have you discovered lately, Baldrick? A rollicking good B-movie from Spielberg.

The Cube Celebrity Special ITV1, 8.30pm Pip Schofield hosts proceedings with celebrities this time, playing for money for their chosen charities but really just inspiring us to play Pirates, aka Lava On The Ground, around our own living rooms and makeshift versions of the challenges with Blue Peter ingenuity in the kitchen. Katherine Ryan plays.

Columbo: Identity Crisis ITV3, 5pm Everybody... see if you can say it in sync with the cigar-smoking detective: “There’s just one thing I don’t understand!” We all know that he understands everything right from the very beginning, he’s just circling in closer until Patrick McGoohan (this episode’s star turn) sees he’s nowhere left to turn and turns himself in. Yeah.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Arts Alive 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 In Focus: Simon Armitage 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.. 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Juice 107.2 DJ and Brtiain's Got Talent contestant gets out and about to meet the people of Brighton. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 9.00 FilmFest on TV: My Accomplice Special comedy set in Brighton, about the romance between a charming young Scot and an artistically-inclined East German. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Best of Brighton Lights 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.05 BBC News 6.15 South East Today 6.25 FILM: Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) See highlights. 8.15 The National Lottery: 5-Star Family Reunion Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where families in the UK play alongside their family around the world in the hopes of winning thousands of pounds and a luxury five-star holiday reunion. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws. 9.10 Casualty Charlie helps a cowardly dad do the right thing for his daughter, and thanks to Max, a son decides to respect his dad’s decision. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.50 Not Going Out Sitcom. Unburdened by ambition or drive, Lee drifts from one ill-advised job to another, living off the goodwill and generosity of his landlady. 11.20 FILM: Tropic Thunder (2008) Starring Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr, Jack Black, Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson and Steve Coogan. Action comedy. A troupe of pampered Hollywood actors are shooting a Vietnam war epic when they are ambushed by a gang of local drug dealers. 1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

6.00 Cycling: Women’s Grand Prix Cycling’s elite female racers battle it out for supremacy in central London on a course which loops around St James’s Park, passing close to Buckingham Palace. 7.00 Proms Extra 2015 The weekly Proms magazine show returns for a new season with Katie Derham. 7.40 Edwardian Farm It is April and the fishing season has arrived - a time when Devon’s ‘fishermanfarmers’ went to sea. 8.40 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring and the platoon spend the weekend at a training camp. If an army marches on its stomach, everyone hopes the journey will be short. 9.10 First Light Drama-documentary. At the age of just 18, Geoffrey Wellum was one of the youngest spitfire pilots to go into combat in the Battle of Britain. A boy, barely out of school, he was determined to fight for survival. The price of victory was more than he could bear. 10.30 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team present a special end of series show featuring hilarious new material, out-takes and favourite bits. 11.00 FILM: Ill Manors (2012) Starring Riz Ahmed, Danielle Brent, Lee Allen. Hard-hitting crime drama. 12.55am FILM: The Quatermass Xperiment (1955)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Box 12.00pm BBC News 12.15 Rugby League: Challenge Cup 2.45 Women’s FA Cup Final 5.20 Pointless Celebrities

6.25am FILM: Tintin And The Golden Fleece (1961) 8.05 FILM: The Maggie (1954) 9.35 FILM: The Master Of Ballantrae (1953) 11.00 Animal Park 11.30 The Women’s Football Show 12.00pm Escape To The Continent 1.00 Athletics: Diamond League Stockholm Highlights 2.00 Golf: Women’s British Open

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6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Surprise Surprise 2.35 The Chase 3.30 All Star Family Fortunes 4.15 Tipping Point 5.15 Catchphrase 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 FILM: Mamma Mia! (2008) Starring Meryl Streep, Amanda Seyfried, Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgard, Julie Walters, Christine Baranski, Dominic Cooper. Exuberant musical based on the hit stage show featuring the music of ABBA. 20-year-old Sophie lives on an idyllic Greek island with her freespirited mother Donna. When Sophie gets engaged to her boyfriend, she decides that she wants her father at her wedding - but unfortunately, she does not know who her father is. 8.30 The Cube Celebrity Special See highlights. 9.35 The Nation’s Favourite Queen Song As ITV reveals the results of an exclusive poll to find the Nation’s Favourite Queen Song, this programme tells the stories behind the band’s greatest hits. Which one will be the winner - We Are the Champions, Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Don’t Stop Me Now, Bohemian Rhapsody, I Want To Break Free, We Will Rock You, or some other classic? Including in-depth interviews with band members Brian May and Roger Taylor and revealing insights from those who knew Queen best. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 The Chase Quiz show. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Simpsons 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 Rude(ish) Tube 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.50 Come Dine With Me 5.20 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality series. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Homes By The Sea Architectural designer Charlie Luxton embarks on a nationwide journey to visit some of Britain’s best homes by the sea. In this edition, Charlie explores the Kent and Sussex shoreline. 8.00 Walking Through History Tony Robinson goes on another walk through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes in search of the richest stories from our past. Tony heads to Guernsey and Jersey, the British Channel Islands, which were occupied by Nazi Germany for five years between 1940 and 1945. 9.00 FILM: The Inbetweeners Movie (2011) Starring Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas, Laura Haddock. Coming-ofage comedy based on the hit sitcom of the same name. 11.00 FILM: This Means War (2012) Starring Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, Reese Witherspoon, Til Schweiger, Chelsea Handler. Action comedy about two CIA agents who are friends but discover that they are both seeing the same woman. 12.50am The Last Leg 1.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.55 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.55 You Deserve This House 5.50 How I Met Your Mother

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7.55pm FILM: Vanity Fair (2004) 10.40 Rosemary And Thyme 11.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.45pm Wycliffe 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.00 Columbo: Identity Crisis. See highlights. 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Wire In The Blood 1.30 Rising Damp

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SUNDAY 2 Nature Nuts With Julian Clary ITV1, 7pm Julian Clary travels the country meeting folk who absolutely love the critters and nature in their own backyards. Kicking off in Walsall in the West Midlands. Surprise! Joan Lockley has helped over 5,000 hedgehogs return to the wild. Mrs TiggyWinkle thanks her.

Tut Channel 5, 9pm The fascinating drama around the life and reign of King Tutankhamun (‘Tut’ to his friends) continues from last night’s opening episode. The Mitanni threat grows while a mysterious and deadly illness spreads across the country, leading King T to make one of the hardest decisions of his reign.

Rude Tube: 200% Cats E4, 9pm Save yourself hours of trawling through your friends’ Facebook feeds and YouTube links and let Alex Zane do the heavy lifting as he sources so many videos of cats the title claims to have twice as many as could feasibly fit in the programme. Let’s hope no cats were harmed in the gathering of these clips.

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6.15am Big Dreams Small Spaces 7.15 The Instant Gardener 8.00 Countryfile 9.00 Gardeners’ World 9.30 The Beechgrove Garden 10.00 Cycling: Ride London 10.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12.00pm The Box 12.30 The Box 1.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 2.00 Golf: Women’s British Open

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile The team look at all things sheep. Joe Crowley heads to the Yorkshire Dales to visit a traditional upland farm where the shearing is in full swing. He hears how they’ve found a niche market for their wool. Joe meets the handweaver who’s provided this niche market, and has a go at this longforgotten art. He then heads to a dairy in Thirsk, where they are making their own version of feta cheese using ewe’s milk. Finally, Joe hits the streets to find out what people reckon to the taste of sheep milk, and asks why we don’t drink more of it. 8.00 Fake Or Fortune? The difficulties in picking up your favourite cookies. Not. 9.00 Partners In Crime Mystery adventure series based on Agatha Christie’s novels. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 11.15 Don’t Tell The Bride Reality series in which the groom must choose every detail of his wedding, from venue to cake to wedding dress. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

6.00 Hair Hosted by Katherine Ryan, ten hair enthusiasts hope they’ve got what it takes to win the title of Britain’s best amateur hairstylist. It’s the halfway point on Hair. 6.30 Hair It’s the quarter-final and an early start for the stylists. 7.00 Locomotion: Dan Snow’s History Of Railways Documentary series tracing the development of Britain’s railways. 8.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 9.00 Odyssey US action drama series. Taking Shakir Kahn’s advice, Odelle makes a video recording for a New York Times journalist working out of Paris after learning that Majors is still pursuing her. Shakir attempts to deliver the recorded video tape to the reporter, but is caught by Majors. 9.45 Javone Prince Show A mix of stand-up comedy, live music and sketches. 10.15 Family Guy Animated comedy. 10.35 Family Guy 10.55 Family Guy 11.20 FILM: Dead Poets Society (1989) Starring Robin Williams, Robert Sean Leonard, Ethan Hawke. Drama about an unconventional English teacher and his impact on an elite Vermont boys’ academy. 1.20am FILM: X: The Unknown (1956) 2.40 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.35 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Love Your Garden 1.35 Long Lost Family: What Happened Next 2.35 The Unforgettable Joan Sims 3.05 The Chase 4.05 FILM: The Man In The Iron Mask (1998) 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Nature Nuts With Julian Clary See highlights. 8.00 Midsomer Murders The unveiling of a newly-discovered novel by deceased Midsomer crime-writer George Summersbee at the Luxton Deeping Crime Festival is jeopardised when the manuscript is stolen and a woman is fatally electrocuted by a booby-trapped roulette wheel. Can new dad Barnaby untangle a web of jealousy and obsession to find the killer? 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Brits Behind Bars Thousands of UK citizens are currently held in jails around the world, and this documentary takes an in-depth look at some of these moving and shocking cases. Those who are charged with breaking the law overseas face potentially lethal consequences - nightmare conditions, disease, abuse, terror and sometimes even death. The programme reports on trials that have gone catastrophically wrong. 11.20 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Michael Flatley Dancer Michael Flatley joins Piers Morgan for a frank interview reflecting on his life and career. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.05 Caterham Motorsport 7.30 National Paralympic Day 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.40 Channel 4 News 6.00 FILM: The Three Musketeers (2011) Starring Matthew Macfadyen, Logan Lerman, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Milla Jovovich, Orlando Bloom, Christoph Waltz. Modern adaptation of the classic novel by Alexandre Dumas. 8.00 Experimental Series which attempts to recreate some of the most startling online stunts with Tim Shaw and Buddy Munro. Tim gets to grips with a V8 powered glider and there’s an attempt in the Czech Republic’s to ski uphill using jet power. 9.00 Humans Sci-fi drama series. With the Synths in captivity, Hobb is determined to extract Elster’s consciousness programming from their brains. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and special guest captain Bill Bailey are joined by Freddie Flintoff and Roisin Conaty. Rob Beckett is in Dictionary Corner. 11.05 FILM: The Guard (2011) Starring Brendan Gleeson, Don Cheadle, Liam Cunningham, Mark Strong. Comedy. 12.55am Channel 4 Comedy Gala 2015 - Best Bits 1.45 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.05 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.00 You Deserve This House 5.45 Close 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Paw Patrol 7.30 Little Princess 7.45 Wanda And The Alien 7.55 Zack And Quack 8.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.20 Jelly Jamm 8.35 LazyTown 9.00 Dora And Friends 9.30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.00 Access 10.10 Police Interceptors 11.05 Police Interceptors 12.05pm Police Interceptors 1.05 FILM: Disney’s White Fang II: Myth Of The White Wolf (1994) 3.10 FILM: The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep (2007) 5.20 FILM: Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fifth day’s play in the third Test between England and Australia at Edgbaston. 8.00 Police Interceptors: Unleashed Clip show of the most exciting high-speed chases and action from Channel 5’s popular crime series, presented by Vinnie Jones. PC Jason Graves tries to bring order to chaos when an argument turns aggressive, strong-arm tactics are needed to bring a hot-headed football hooligan under control, an encounter with the interceptors leaves a stickyfingered shoplifter speechless, and a drunken driver puts some villagers into a potentially explosive situation. 9.00 Tut See highlights. 11.35 Secrets Of Egypt Historical documentary series probing the secrets of Ancient Egypt. The pyramids of Egypt are the most enduring monuments of the ancient world. From underground burial chambers they developed into soaring structures that revolutionised architecture. This film reveals the name of the man who designed the very first pyramid and shows how his ideas were refined and perfected. 12.35am Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Under The Dome 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 FILM: StreetDance (2010) 9.30 Top Gear: Polar Special 10.35 Live At The Apollo 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.50 People Just Do Nothing 1.20 The Unbreakables: Life & Love On Disability Campus

7.00pm BBC Proms Sunday Symphony: Elgar’s Second 8.15 Wild Scotland 8.30 Brushing Up On... 9.00 The Modern Age Of The Coach 10.00 Magnificent Machines: The Golden Age Of The British Sports Car 11.00 Sound Of Song (x3) 2.00am Secret Voices Of Hollywood

12.00pm Take Me Out 1.10 Ella Eyre: The Hot Desk 1.20 FILM: Dragonheart (1996) 3.25 FILM: Beethoven’s 2nd (1993) 5.10 FILM: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) 7.00 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 9.00 FILM: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 11.50 Safeword 12.35am Fake Reaction

8.35am Heartbeat (x2) 10.40 Wycliffe 11.45 Columbo: Identity Crisis 1.50pm FILM: Mutiny On The Buses (1973) 3.40 Goodnight Mister Tom 5.40 Inspector Morse 8.00 FILM: Finding Neverland (2004) 10.10 Birds Of A Feather 10.35 Northern Lights 11.40 FILM: Clockwise (1986) 1.35am Blue Murder

12.30pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.35 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 6.55 FILM: Mirror Mirror (2012) 9.00 Rude Tube: 200% Cats. See highlights. 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 11.40 FILM: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 1.55am Tattoo Fixers 2.50 The Cleveland Show 3.10 Baby Daddy

12.05pm Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 1.05 Small Animal Hospital (x3) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Burger Bar To Gourmet Star 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Walking The Nile 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Car S.O.S

11.00am The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 1.00pm Bride Wars (2009) 2.40 The Simpsons Movie (2007) 4.25 The Golden Compass (2007) 6.35 Mission: Impossible II (2000) 9.00 Men In Black II (2002) 10.45 Kick-Ass (2010) 1.00am Happy-GoLucky (2008) 3.25 Close

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MONDAY 3 A Very British Brothel Channel 4, 10pm Go to Sheffield and set up a mother and daughter massage parlour, converting a pub into a brothel that specialises in the services of more mature women. Not really the tag line the tourist board is looking for, but this documentary looking at the dayto-day workings of the business is certainly eye-opening.

Under The Dome Channel Five, 10pm To quote a former Big Brother housemate: “Who is she?!!” What is the hold Christine has over the town, and is it really wise for Joe and Norrie to question the community’s new rules. Kinda get the feeling that they’ll get more than the usual teenage grounding if they go up against this ‘establishment’.

New Girl E4, 8pm It’s grand when you can be mates with your ex, support them through life’s little quirks as a pal rather than a partner. Except sometimes potential new partners can have a bit of an issue with your presence. Fools! Which is why Nick pretends to be gay when he meets Jess’ new date Ian. What could go wrong?

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Heir Hunters 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm World War One: Beyond The Trenches 12.05 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo 12.35 World War One: Beyond The Trenches 12.40 The Rockford Files 1.30 Cash In The Attic 2.15 Athletics: Diamond League - Stockholm Highlights 3.15 Swimming: World Championships 6.00 Two Tribes Quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Carol Klein’s Plant Odysseys Four-part series exploring the inner secrets and botanical history of four of our favourite garden plants. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. In another first round match, Manchester University competes against York University for a place in the second round. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Life In Squares Drama miniseries. As war descends on Europe, the Bloomsbury friends struggle to build a life outside London. Virginia weds Leonard Woolf and begins a unique, unexpectedly happy marriage, which is in stark contrast to Vanessa and Clive’s failing relationship. 10.00 Hair Hosted by Katherine Ryan. It is the semi-final of Hair, and the stylists’ last chance to prove to judges Alain Pichon and Denise McAdam that they deserve a place in the final. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.05am Odyssey 12.45 Sign Zone: Terror On The Beach: Panorama 1.45 Sign Zone: Britain At The Bookies

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Sienna is stunned when Ben sheds new light on his mystery woman. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Flying To The Ends Of The Earth Pilot and former Royal Marine Arthur Williams flies to some of the remotest parts of the planet to find out how people survive and thrive. In this first episode, Arthur flies to Nepal to see how small planes are transforming the nation’s way of life. 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody Documentary series following Bedfordshire police officers from the cells at Luton Police Station to the heart of major crime investigations. A nationwide police operation has been launched against people possessing and, in some cases, distributing indecent images of children via the internet. 10.00 A Very British Brothel See highlights. 11.00 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s shocking tattoo catastrophes. 12.00am Confessions Of A Secretary 12.55 Child Genius: The Final 1.50 One Born Every Minute USA 2.45 The Food Hospital 3.40 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.35 You Deserve This House 5.35 Draw It!

6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Profile For Murder (1996) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah admits to Leah that she still has feelings for Sean, but Leah tells her that it does not matter, she is with Andy now. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Lincolnshire. 8.00 Stop! Roadworks Ahead Documentary series about men at work on our roads. ‘Work wives’ Mick and Wayne have a tiff over who is responsible for repairing a damaged driveway. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series in which adventurer Ben Fogle meets people who have given up the rat race to start a new life in remote parts of the world. Ben ventures deep into the Appalachian mountains of Tennessee to live with the youngest ‘wild’ man he has visited to date. 10.00 Under The Dome See highlights. 11.00 20 Moments That Rocked Comedy Last in a series of retrospectives looks at influential and controversial comedy moments. 12.00am Tattoo Disasters: UK 12.55 Access 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Botched Up Bodies 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ross has revenge in mind. 7.30 Coronation Street Max gives Sarah a shock. 8.00 Vet School Documentary series following the pioneering work of the Edinburgh Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Studies. 8.30 Coronation Street Sarah realises just what Callum is capable of. Carla continues to shut herself off. 9.00 Travel Guides Entertaining new travel series which sends the members of five ordinary British households to review some of the world’s most popular holiday destinations. This week, they hit Dubai, one of the fastest growing tourist destinations on Earth. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Plebs Sitcom set in ancient Rome. Marcus hopes that the Roman festival of Saturnalia will provide the perfect backdrop for him to finally woo Cynthia. 11.10 Britain Sees Red: Caught On Camera Life in 21st-century Britain seems designed to get us hot under the collar. Caught on smartphones, CCTV or body cameras are more ordinary citizens who have felt driven to the edge and have snapped. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Disabled In An Instant 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Disabled In An Instant 1.25 People Just Do Nothing 1.55 Wanted: A Very Personal Assistant

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 A Very British Renaissance 9.00 Horizon: What’s Wrong With Our Weather? 10.00 Himmler: The Decent One Storyville 11.30 Operation Mincemeat 12.30am Infested! Living With Parasites 1.30 Dissected: The Incredible Human Foot

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) 11.05 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Mom (x2)

9.45am Judge Judy (x3) 11.05 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Wild At Heart 4.20 In Loving Memory 4.50 Doctor At Large 5.25 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Cold Blood 11.35 The Vice 1.05am The Royal

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 New Girl. See highlights. 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.00 FILM: Friday The 13th (2009) 11.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.50am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

10.30am River Cottage Bites 10.45 FILM: Jungle Book (1942) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Cat Returns (2002) 12.40pm Swiss Family Robinson (1960) 3.15 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 5.05 The Iron Giant (1999) 6.45 Nine Months (1995) 9.00 Iron Man (2008) 11.25 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) 1.15am The Cider House Rules (1999) 3.50 Close

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