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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Holiday On Ice: Passion Taking the audience through the journey that each skater experiences, from the passion of the ice to the ambition, challenges and beauty of this fascinating world, Passion follows the true-life stories of the cast members. Brighton Centre, 5–10 January 2016, from £22, 0844 847 1538, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

Adam Buxton’s Best Of BUG Expect a delicious helping of the latest music video marvels from around the world, some mouthwatering online discoveries and the usual tasty selection of Youtube comments. The Old Market, Wednesday 2 September, £15, www.theoldmarket.com

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hen does ‘old’ cross over into ‘vintage’? My mother asked me this the other day. She’d been talking to a friend of my brother’s who had asked after my mother’s dress. Is it vintage? “No,” Mum had replied, “I bought it new a long

time ago.” The dress in question came into creation some time around the 1960s or 1970s, but the question seems to have been hanging about since the 1980s when baseball jackets and looking like a Pink Lady or a T-Bird was all the rage. My grandmother used to have what she called her ‘Clothes Museum’, which included a flapper dress that had belonged to my great great aunt as well as several random hair pieces – so even before the term was coined, old bits and pieces were something special. This regard didn’t extend as far as my grandma’s own old clothes, which my cousins and I adored when they joined the assortment known as the Dressing Up Box. Thank you for the cast-offs, the source of homespun pantomimes and early cross-dressing. It seems to me that if you can own the idea of having something ‘vintage’ that you bought as new, you can own the idea of being slightly ‘vintage’ yourself. Admittedly this does mean that you don’t have to be very old to fall into this category, which will be a comfort to those who weren’t too keen on belonging to it in the first place. Like me. I was moving some blanket boxes around and going through the contents when I stumbled upon the handheld arcade games of my own youth. Apparently they’re too old for CeX on Western Road. I need to take these bad boys over to Snoopers Paradise. I own vintage games, including a generic Pacman imitation and another that allows you to score at basketball with on-screen explanations that appear written in Japanese script. Collectable. Niche. Vintage, in fact.

CelebCity The very latest in celebrity news around East Sussex

Brighton Writes Joe looks at indie film releases; Buses riding to Wembley

Andrew Kay Andrew calls ‘time’ on moaners

10 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 10 Jessica on Film Giving a darn about Gone With The Wind 11 The Kids Are Back! Our young crew of restaurant reviewers have their say 15 Brighton’s Arty Challk Gallery’s celebrations 15 Mike Ward at Large Mike sets a precedent and plans to attend a local festival... 16 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 18 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we reckon! 19 TV Listings TV listings for the next seven days

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HOT LIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

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GONE WITH THE WIND one with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell's Pulitzer Prizewinning novel, is one of the bestselling books of all time, with at least 28 million copies having been published in nearly every language. The story’s immortality was secured by David O. Selznick's 1939 film adaptation, a winner of eleven Academy Awards. It is an epic, almost operatic saga set throughout the civil war. Kittenish Southern belle Scarlett O'Hara, a girl so pampered that even to put her face in the sun is considered too tiring, is in love with the self-consciously chivalrous Ashley Wilkes. She near destroys the lives of those around her for his love, when really she is more in love with the idea of being in love with him. And even that is with the ideal version of him. In steps handsome rogue Rhett Butler, a man who sees through Scarlett’s airs and pretences, as he hides none of his own ‘uncouth’ humanity. Theirs is a relationship borne of hate but really rooted in love. No matter how much they argue and throw things, they will never be able to escape from being each other’s perfect match. MGM took a risk in casting Vivien Leigh as Scarlett; this was one of the most talked about and coveted roles in Hollywood to date and they chose an English nobody with the wrong colour eyes (handily changed in post-production). The risk paid off as the tepid tale of thwarted love amid the ashes of the old South leaps from the page to become one of the greatest love stories of all time. Clark Gable unforgettably incarnates Rhett, but this film would be nothing without Scarlett. Leigh's lively brilliance makes Scarlett believable. It isn’t perfect: it’s disturbingly lenient to the Confederacy and does a sterling line in “happy slaves”. Gone with the Wind was released into cinemas when there were still people living who had memories of plantations and the American slave trade. Yet, grotesquely, the black characters are shown as being clearly better off under slavery and the war does nothing to help them. Let’s also not forget the film’s insistence that a gentleman may feel free to assert his conjugal rights. However, whether you are watching on a cinema screen, television screen or indeed, your laptop, the huge exteriors and skylines ablaze have a dreamlike, expressionist quality that radiates. Gone With The Wind was one of the first films to be made in splendid, expensive Technicolor. Not only is the film fabulous for its modern heroine and refusal to give a neat conclusion, it also doesn’t shy away from amassing as many clichés as it possibly can. After all, you’ll like at least one of them, right? For more classical reviews subscribe to my YouTube channel, youtube.com/user/MissJessicaKH, and watch PostFeature every Wednesday night at 6.30 for more on the latest cinema releases.

Clark Gable unforgettably incarnates Rhett, but the film would be nothing without Scarlett

CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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THE KIDS ARE BACK Andrew Kay hands over his pages to the critical gaze of the city’s youngsters

love this feature that comes round each year. Not because I get a week off, far from it, but because the kids that we ask to join in do such a great job and have such a good time. I get the feeling that the restaurants that join in have an equally good time too. Year on year we learn that Brighton’s restaurants do appreciate the views of youngsters and do cater for them. Year on year we also see just how sophisticated Brighton and Hove’s kids really are. Okay, some of them will still take the easy route, but so many of them are happy to try spicy foods and really push the boat out. This year I popped along to see our young reviewers as they dined at Donatello. I knew they would be having a good time because for many many years when my nephews were young I would take them along and they always loved it. I also loved the fact Donatellos really understand the needs of families when it comes to dining and I am delighted to say that the other restaurants that joined in this year do so too. Having not done a review myself this week I will sign off now (I am a bit peckish) and leave it to the kids…

PINOCCHIO Charlie (12) Monty (9)

inocchio was our restaurant that we went to and was a lovely place. At first the lady waiting for us was polite and wondered if we wanted to sit downstairs or upstairs. Then she gave us our menu and chose what drink, starter and main we would like. I chose a Coke with ice and lime in. For my starter I shared some bresaola della valtellina, which was beef served with rocket and lemon. The beef was cut finely and was easy to chew on and you could rip it up easily. Rocket and lemon was a great combination and tasted lovely and had a bit of a kick in it which was nice. I then went on to have my main meal and I went for a traditional Italian meal which was Spaghetti Bolognese and it had a bit of parmesan on the top of it as well. My main meal was a delight to eat. I loved the beef in it because it was full of flavour. But then it even got better because for pudding I had bignè al cioccolato which is profiteroles with chocolate sauce, served with strawberries and cream and caramel ice cream. It was melt in the mouth and loved it! Pinocchio is a brilliant restaurant and I would highly rate it to a lot of people! (Charlie) The lady who offered us to sit either upstairs or downstairs, was very kind when we chose to sit upstairs. Then the man who asked for what we wanted was very patient and was kind too. Then the man who gave us our drink was really really funny, and he was patient too when we asked for what drink we wanted. The starter for me was calamari with lemon and yummy dressing (calamari is squid) main course then came which was an amazing large portion that was full of flavour, it was tagliatelle carbonara with mushrooms (Italian style). For dessert I had coppa maxi, pistachios, ice-cream, nougat, chocolate sauce and whipped cream, it tasted SO AMAZING it made me feel ECSTATIC. (Monty) 22 New Rd, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1UF 01273 677676 www.pinocchio.co.uk

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DONATELLO Izzy Blood

hen we arrived we were shown to our table. While we were waiting we had a look at the drinks menu. It was really hard to choose because there was such a wide variety. Eventually I chose the bambino mocktail which was apple juice, orange juice, lemonade and grenadine. It was one of the best mocktails I have ever had. I had a look at the menu and decided to have a salad bar starter which was nice, for my main I had rigatoni with bacon, onion and black pepper it was really delicious and the service was really fast. My brother Harry ordered fusilli with tomato sauce which he loved. For dessert I had chocolate truffle gateaux which was scrumptious but very filling and rich. I would definitely go back again, it’s a great family place and overall I would give it 9/10. 1-3 Brighton Place, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

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TERRE A TERRE Lois (12) Elina (12)

MOKSHA Aidan (9) and Emily (7)

went to Terre a Terre for the first time with my friend Lois and my mum. My first impression was very good, I normally go for the adults menu but I had the kids menu. I was expecting the restaurant to be very fancy but it was relaxed which I preferred. The waiter was lovely, they kept checking up on us making sure we were ok. To drink, I had the organic pear juice which was nice. For the starter we order the hoisin sauce tofu and curdite which is a selection of organic vegetables with guacamole, the tofu was delicious it also had a sesame seed covering. As for the curdite it was equally pleasant however I didn’t eat the guacamole and I thought that even though it was the children’s meal the presentation could be a bit more like my mum’s adult version. I had battered halloumi and chips and ketchup (on the menu it was called better batter with chips) the chips were cooked to perfection. I think the halloumi would taste better if it was char-grilled. The dessert was by far the best dish because of the brilliant presentation and taste. I had doughnut sticks with dark chocolate source with berries, edible flowers and cocoa powder. (Elina) I’d like to start off by saying I loved the trip to Terre a Terre. It is a lovely place to go and have a meal, or lunch. As you walk in the deep red walls and candle lit tables give a warm, calming feel which I love. The waiter was helpful and the food came quickly, also at the back there is a small peaceful garden with planting and seating. The restaurant is child friendly with a small selection of baby food and upstairs changing room. The delicious food filled me up, I would love to go back again. (Lois) Overall we would like to give a collective and positive thumbs up – thank you! 71 East St, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1HQ 01273 729051 www.terreaterre.co.uk

e were warmly welcomed and directed to sit wherever we wanted the kids chose the 'posh, comfy seats' right at the back. The menu was extensive and varied and we chose a broad selection of items – kids, being kids, didn't want breakfast items at lunchtime despite the lure of Blueberry pancakes on the kid's breakfast menu. The children decided on ham and cheese toasties and the Mozzarella and Chorizo Panini. They loved them and both were steadily demolished. Dad went for the (substantial) Moksha breakfast with hash browns and black pudding plus toast, all for £7.95. I was very tempted by the Meze (all three types - Vegetable, Mediterranean and Charcuterie - £5.95) or the Quiche (two at £5.95) but went for the salad at £6.25, choosing the Smoked Salmon & Avocado with fennel, feta and lemon and dill dressing. Milkshakes were a big hit as were the smoothies. There were words over the last drops of the shared vanilla milkshake and smoothie - this one was a Berry Go Round (the kids loved the names and reading out the ingredients of the smoothies) and the lucky mum here found that both my kids declared my hot chocolate to be better than Moksha's... but having tasted Moksha's offering I disagree. My fresh mint tea hit the spot perfectly. The food and drinks were of good quality and we felt reasonably priced - and with decent portions. The staff were attentive, polite and friendly without being overly so. It was a warm welcoming place for children. The menu was family friendly and great value for money. We would go back, especially for the extensive and generous breakfasts. 4-5 York Place, Brighton and Hove, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 4GU 01273 248890 www.mokshacaffe.com

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CHILLI PICKLE Katja (9) & Nessa (3) ’ve enjoyed a Chilli Pickle takeaway but this was my first visit to the actual restaurant. It’s very conveniently across from the library which I love to visit. I noticed the pink cow, decorated with hand prints. My cousin Nessa and I entered the restaurant; it was very colourful and had beautiful lights around it and lots of things from India. I was with my parents and aunty and uncle, they ordered from the pre-theatre a soothing mango lassi, Nessa had one too. They arrived and were in little bottles, we found them so yummy we were quiet for a long time – that was a first! Ram served us, he was very friendly and got us a cheeky second lassi as they were so delicious (Nessa said So So So delicious, she is only three). I had Chicken Curry Kids Thali – they told me it’s mild, which was good as I only like a little spice. It came with chicken curry, nan bread and poppodums. The sauce was so tasty and I enjoyed dipping in the naan. I especially liked the naan as it was very nicely toasted and puffy. It was also a big portion. Nessa had the Malai Chicken & Pineapple Kebab which was super big for a 3 year old, she said it was really tasty and loved the pineapple pieces. She had fun splashing her hands in the rose water that was for washing your hands in. Nessa liked the poppadums because they were nice and crispy she also liked the buttery nan bread. We both finished our mains so were rewarded with Mango Kulfi Lollipops (with popping candy sprinkle, you can ask for 100s & 1000s too). It was gorgeous; especially when we put popping candy on, Nessa found it very exciting! She said her mouth tingled. I would love to come back very soon and would recommend this restaurant to every child in Brighton & Hove even if you don’t like spice because it is so much more and more and more! 17 Jubilee St, Brighton BN1 1GE, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

BREEZE BRASSERIE Amelie (11) Lola (9) Chloe (6)

really liked the interior, it was modern with an Asian feel. I had fish fingers and chips from the children's menu which was tasty and the chips were perfect - not greasy. For pudding I had chocolate Ice cream which was yummy! The service was quick but you didn't feel rushed, it was very friendly too. It was nice to look into Pelham Square rather than a busy shopping street. I will definitely be going again. (Amelie) When we arrived, we were able to choose where to sit and decided to sit inside. I had a beef burger from the adult menu which I shared with Chloe. I liked the way the beef burger and chips were presented - it was very tasty. I had banoffee pie for pudding which was very nice. The waiter was very friendly and the seats comfy. (Lola) I liked it because it was big and roomy and I liked the Buddha statues. The beef burger was delicious and the chips nice. The strawberry icecream was delicious too. The toilets were very clean!! Bruce was very nice and gave us a picture to colour in and a lollipop when we left. (Chloe) 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 4ER 01273 693377, www.breezebrasserie.co.uk

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AVENUE Elijah Ratzel (9) & Eva Marie Ratzel (6) oday we went to Avenue in Hove for the first time. We sat outside on the terrace and enjoyed the afternoon sun. We met a man called Mario but I call him super Mario, because the pizzas he made tasted amazing. He showed us how to make a delicious pizza using fresh ingredients and where the special hot oven was. For dessert we had chocolate brownie sundaes with vanilla ice cream and chunks of brownies in which were yummy. I would go back any time for another tasty pizza. Out of 10 I would score Avenue a strong 11 for stupendous pizzas, great atmosphere and nice people! Ben looked after us and the service was great. He told us about the childrens' parties they have over the summer holidays and after school during term time. I might have my 10th Birthday party here and invite 20 of my friends to make our own delicious pizzas. You can have anything you like on your pizza and choose from loads of toppings. The best thing is designing and colouring in your own pizza box which you can take home! Dessert is jelly and ice cream which is not my favourite so I might ask for something different. Whilst we waited for our lunch he gave us lots of colouring books and word searches to keep us busy. A really nice restaurant and Eva Marie wants to go back next week for her Birthday! AVENUE RESTAURANT & BAR 65 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2BD , 01273 739 742, www.avenuehove.com/

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reston Park, barely 10 minutes' gentle stroll from my house, is hosting a two-day music festival, Together The People, at the start of September. This is easily the worst piece of news I've heard in a long while. Not because I'm worried about noise or disruption, I hasten to add. And not because there'll be all those happy, smiling people drifting past my front door the whole weekend, off to enjoy the music and generally bubbling with youthful optimism, although obviously that'll be bloody irritating as well. No, it's because I'm obviously going to be attending this festival myself, aren't I? Probably both days. And that's going to set a seriously damaging precedent. Living in Brighton for the best part of 30 years, I've become shockingly lazy when it comes to how far I'm prepared to travel to attend gigs. Or come to that, any form of entertainment. Why do you really think I preferred Withdean to the Amex..? Schlep up to London to see a band? You've got to be kidding. It's way too far, way too expensive and way too time consuming an exercise. All that, plus I'd have to share a train carriage with other actual members of the human race. Have you ever tried that? Don't, it's awful. No, Brighton and Hove has been my geographical limit, gig-wise, for a good many years now. But at least, up to this point, that limit has included pretty much any venue in the city. Not from September, I suspect. Not once I've been able to step out of my front door, amble a few hundred yards and find a line-up that includes several acts that I truly love, such as Super Furry Animals, Levellers, Brakes, Public Service Broadcasting and one of my all-time heroes, Billy Bragg. Once I've done that, well, that's me ruined for life, isn't it? From that point onwards, no matter how much I may love a band or a performer, if their next tour doesn't include the park where I walk my dog each morning, then frankly they can forget it. I may be keen on them, but I'm not that keen. Of course, you're wondering where this will all end, aren't you? Will I get the hump with Billy Bragg, for example, if his future venues don't include our kitchen? Or, preferably, our bedroom, so I don't have to bother getting up? That would be pretty bad, I agree. But no, I think I can safely say I'm not that lazy. Not unless Billy and pals are performing way down at the bottom of Preston Park, rather than at the top, in which case I'll obviously be going by cab. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2

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CHALKING UP A VICTORY t’s their gallery’s 10th anniversary this year, and now the Chalkies have even more reason to celebrate. Lewes’s delightful artist-run Chalk Gallery has just been named ‘Small Business of the Year’ in the town’s District Business Awards. The great thing about visiting this small but perfectly curated artspace is that you are guaranteed a friendly welcome from one of the 21 creatives who take turns to man the front desk. There’s a brand new exhibition every six weeks, and a different ‘featured artist’ every three weeks, so there’s always something new to see. If you pop in, be sure to seek out the work of David Williams. Inspired by perspective and atmospheric light, his subjects range from views of Sussex and the South Downs Way to exotic locations and dramatic landscapes. He travels widely, taking many photographs and sketches for reference, then recaptures the moments in acrylics, oils, watercolours and mixed Secluded Bay David Williams media. Also painting in response to the landscape, and one of Chalk Gallery’s resident artists, is Janice Thurston. Her current work focuses on the countryside around Ditchling Beacon and reveals her interest in the sublime vastness of big spaces and the transformations that relentlessly take place as the seasons and colours alter. Featured here, September Sunlight shows Janice’s fascination with the way the shifting light affects the shape and contours of the land to produce semi-abstract patterns. But these are just two of the supremely talented Chalkie consortium. The gallery also features original prints, drawings, ceramics, sculpture and jewellery. So if you are in the area, don’t miss out. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty

Janice Thurston’s current work reveals her interest in the sublime vastness of big spaces

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SUREFIRE SHAWSHANK HIT From short story to classic movie and now stage, The Shawshank Redemption comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton classic short story became a classic movie – but in September The Shawshank Redemption is the Theatre Royal Brighton’s autumn season opener with a new stage production inspired by that classic movie and short story by best selliing author Stephen King. The play examines desperation, injustice, friendship and hope behind the claustrophobic bars of a maximum security facility. Andy Dufresne, a banker who, having received a double life sentence for the brutal murder of his wife and her lover, is incarcerated in the notorious Shawshank penitentiary. Unflinching in his protests of innocence, Andy strikes up an unlikely friendship with the prison fixer Red, and things take a slight turn for the better. However, when Warden Stammas decides to bully Andy into subservience and exploit his talents for accountancy, a desperate plan is quietly hatched… Ian Kelsey plays Andy. Well known and loved for his role as practice manager Howard Bellamy in BBC One’s Doctors, Ian’s other major TV roles include Patrick Spiller in BBC One’s Casualty, and parts in Emmerdale, Down To Earth, Blue Murder and the final series of Where The Heart Is. He has also appeared in Touching Evil, Murder in Mind and Hotel Babylon. Ian’s stage credits include Billy

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Flynn in Chicago and Danny Zuko in Grease in the West End. Joining Ian is television’s Patrick Robinson, whose impressive TV career includes his role as staff nurse-turned-consultant Martin ‘Ash’ Ashford in BBC’s Casualty, a role which he played from 1990 to 1996. He then reprised his role in 2013 for a year. Patrick Robinson’s other TV work includes Midsomer Murders and The Bill, and, in 2013 Strictly Come Dancing where he got to the semi finals. Patrick’s stage roles include the Royal Shakespeare Company’s Romeo and Juliet as their first ever black Romeo. Other stage credits include Dangerous Corner at London’s Garrick Theatre and Festen at the Almeida and the West End’s Lyric Theatre for Bill Kenwright, and War Horse at the New London Theatre. Based on the 1982 novella Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by celebrated author Stephen King, the 1994 feature film The Shawshank Redemption was nominated for seven Academy Awards including Best Picture, Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Actor for Freeman. Stephen King is one of the most popular contemporary authors. He has written 54 published novels which have sold over 350 million copies around the world. David Esbjornson is an award winning international director whose work includes the

Broadway debut and West End production of Driving Miss Daisy starring Vanessa Redgrave, James Earl Jones and Boyd Gaines, for which David received the What’s On Stage award for Best Revival. In 2005, he directed the West End premiere of Aaron Sorkin’s A Few

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Good Men, produced by Bill Kenwright and starring Rob Lowe. The Shawshank Redemption, Theatre Royal Brighton, New Road Mon 7 – Sat 12 Sep, Eves 7.45pm Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply)

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The art of giving doesn’t have to be entirely altruistic; taking a look at charity shows ake charity. Go on, take it and run with it. We have such a wide variety of charity nights foisting the best of comedy’s talent onto us in Brighton throughout the year, as well as some incredibly worthy local charities from MS Sussex to the Sussex Beacon and Amaze. We really are the People’s Republic Of Brighton (check out the Facebook group that popped up in the wake of the general election results of that name too). There are the big annual fundraisers. The Brighton Comedy Festival kicks off on 9 October with it’s Opening Night Gala, in aid of the Sussex Beacon, which in recent years has been hosted by the charity’s patron Alan Carr. Fingers crossed for this year. The bill for 2015 has yet to be announced but past talents to grace the Concert Hall’s stage for this prestigious event include Seann Walsh, Jack Dee, Angela Barnes, Kevin Bridges and Michael McIntyre. With tickets at just £26.50 it’s giving to a good cause and bagging yourself a fantastic night out too. Of course, not all charity evenings occur on such a large scale. This coming Sunday sees a brand new fundraiser pop up over at The Pond pub for Mouth Cancer Awareness. Called Smiley Sunday – you see what they did there – there are seven comics on the bill headlined by the delectable and ever-sharp musical comic David Jordan, who was nominated for Leicester Mercury Comedian Of The Year earlier this year. September starts with the same generous attitude, with Komedia playing host to first the North Laine Charity Comedy Night on Wednesday 2 September, and then the return of the monthly fundraiser Charity Chuckle on the 8th – which rotates which charity benefits from each show, giving them all the benefit of a good laugh. And – stop the presses – on Wednesday 9 September the rare treat of award-winning TV comedy producer (Baby Cow) Henry Normal can be seen as performer when he gets to the stage with A Celebration Of Poetry, Humour & Family Photos. Describing his poetry as “All the humour and frivolity of Leonard Cohen and all the spiritual depth of Daffy Duck”, this intimate gem of a show is in aid of local charity Amaze, of which Normal is a patron, and is again at Komedia. Wunderbar! Opening Night Gala, Friday 9 October, 8pm, £26.50, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, www.brightoncomedyfestival.com Smiley Sunday, Sunday 16 August, 7.30pm, £3, The Pond, Gloucester Road www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

WHAT’S ON Art: Thixotropical Islands An exhibition of castaway spaces, places, hides and shelters by Jim Wilson. Brighton University Art Gallery, Grand Parade, 01273 643010. Until 28 Aug.

Art: Wildlife Photographer of the Year Discover awe-inspiring images capturing fascinating animal behaviour and breathtaking wild landscapes in this worldrenowned exhibition, on loan

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What can you say about The Damned, one of the original punk bands? lenty it seems… The first band to release a 'punk' single, New Rose was dropped on the market on 22 October, 1976, all 1 minute and 59 seconds of it, led off by the iconic opening of lead singer Dave Vanian saying, 'Is she really going out with him'? a homage of the ShangriLas song Leader of the Pack. Dave Vanian (Dave Letts), Brian James, Captain Sensible (Raymond Burns), and Rat Scabies (Chris Millar) formed The Damned out of the ashes of Masters of the Backside (who had featured one Chrissie Hynde, later of Pretenders fame, on lead vocals). James had been a member of the proto-punk band London SS who had never played live - and he and Scabies, who had declined an invitation to join London SS, looked to form their own band, inviting both Sid Vicious and Vanian to audition. Only Vanian turned up, and with Sensible on bass, The Damned were born, playing their first show in July 1976, supporting the Sex Pistols at the 100 Club in London. Such was the initial scaremongering (perhaps partially justified) around the punk scene, that when The Damned were invited to be part of the Sex Pistols infamous Anarchy Tour in late '76, less than half of the tour dates were fulfilled, with organisers and local

authorities getting the fear and/or getting their arms twisted by the 'authorities'.

from the Natural History Museum, London. Brighton Museum & Art Gallery, Pavilion Gardens, 03000 290900. Until 6 Sept.

Basic drawing materials are provided free; just bring your own paper or purchase paper from the in-studio shop. Studio 10, Level 5 South, New England House, Wednesday 12 August, 7.30pm, £8/6

Event: Life Drawing (Mixed Pose) The Mixed Pose is a life drawing session of short, medium and long poses and with a tea and coffee break half way through. All of the untutored sessions are friendly, relaxed and open to all abilities with support and guidance available from the session leader.

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It didn't seem to matter as far as The Damned were concerned. They released the first full-length punk album, which included the classic punk track Neat, Neat, Neat, opened for T-Rex on their final UK tour before the death of Marc Bolan, and became the first British punk band to tour the US. Although their second album Music For Pleasure was roundly criticised, and the band briefly fell apart, they resumed in the spring of '79, released the much better Machine Gun Etiquette and started to enjoy some hits including Love Song and Smash It Up. And In 1986 they had their own top ten hit, Eloise. Vanian and Sensible are with the present line-up of The Damned, and along with Monty Oxymoron on keys, Pinch on drums, and Stu West on bass, they can still rock like punk rockers. Assembly Hall, Worthing, Fri 14 August, 7.30pm, £21

Event: Catalyst Club Monthly event which blends the old traditions of a French Salon with debating societies. Exercise the old noggin and open your mind to new ideas. Latest Musicbar, Thursday 13 August, 8pm, £6

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Max and Ivan: The End, Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome, 2 August 2015★★★★★ Demeski throughout a relaxed back catalogue set that featured shades of Americana, Beach Boys harmonies and Britta Phillips’ psychedelic disco bass lines on the romping set closer. A welcome return. Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, 30 July 2015 James Holland ★★★★★

Sun Kil Moon

The dizzyingly talented duo presented a colourful menagerie of residents from Sudley-on-Sea, and the speed and skill involved in switching characters/voices/mannerisms so quickly and completely was impressive, and often hilarious. The motto of the town is ‘Don’t go on the beach’ and the duo witness a witch drowning, exemplifying the absurdly comic but endearing doomed townsfolk. I won’t give away too much of the plot since they return to the Studio Theatre in October and you should go, but it is a well written tale with real dramatic beats, as well as a hectic pace and a strong hit-rate for gags. The intelligent, creative and imaginative farce was an all-round success that should go down a storm in Edinburgh. Joe Fuller

The Bootleg Beatles You could argue that ‘The Bootlegs’ started the whole cover band genre all those years ago. Their template (four costume changes representing four distinct periods of The Beatles career) has been copied and regurgitated by other humdrum acts and

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although the format is a little clichéd now they are still the best by far. It does help when you have a great horn and cello section to back you up as well. Disappointingly there were a few microphone gremlins in the first half which obviously blocked some of those wonderful 2/3/4 part harmonies. But by the second half all was well, the hits kept coming and the place was rocking. Professional, slick and classy. A splendid time is guaranteed for all! Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 1 August 2015 Lee Stevens ★★★★★

Luna Reunited for a ‘farewell’ tour ten years after they disbanded, Dean Wareham’s indie, dream pop project kicked off with a swirl of chorus pedals and slacker attitude on opener ‘Slide’. There was a definite Lou Reed feel to the performance with ‘Chinatown’ recalling the Velvets and ‘Lost In Space’ lifting ‘Sweet Jane’s’ melody. They ditched the set list for a few audience requests and Wareham shared extended guitar solos with Stan

Singer songwriter Mark Kozelek’s performance style was slow and relaxed, playing songs from a breadth of his output including collaborative work with Jimmy Lavalle and Desertshore. The generous 2 and a half hour long set ensured that the audience had plenty of material from the superb, confessional recent albums; a raucous, carefully textured version of ‘The Possum’ was the evening’s highlight. The band were tight and smooth, and good spirits in trying songs they had never played before in the encore when taking requests. Kozelek jokingly moaned at the start that it was too light, and the atmosphere did indeed improve as the the sun went down. It was a high quality, almost romantic set that was perfect for fans, although the uninitiated’s mind might have wandered. St George’s Church, 1 August 2015 Joe Fuller ★★★★★

Spooky Men’s Chorale Spooky Men’s Chorale is an Australian male voice choir with a difference. Like a fleet of human Model T Fords, the black-clad, sixteen-piece group took to the stage en-hirsute-masse wearing a variety of silly hats and led the audience on a musical journey that ping-ponged from the surreal and the silly to the sublime. With tongues firmly in cheeks, the group explored modern masculinity through song and slapstick humour. The repertoire ranged from humorous odes to tools and eyebrows to Tom Waits, Prince, Georgian polyphonic harmonies, an exquisite musical rendition of a Tennyson poem and a dervishthemed homage to the Bee Gees. The timing, both comic and harmonic, was spot on and the show an infectiously daft familyfriendly romp. The Old Market, 2 August 2015 Jenni Davidson ★★★★★

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1 Junkyard Choir Get It On 2 The Popguns Still Waiting For The Winter 3 The Black Fields The Fighter 4 The Speak Diggin a hole 5 Rise Of The Ziggurat Caplet 6 Trilby New Shoes 7 TVism TV Eyes 8 Junkyard Choir Sun Moon Stars 9 Sweet Jonny American Psycho 10 MIGHT Help 11 George Foster Your Love 12 The Last Cry Rebekka 13 tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 14 Freudstein Sister Sleaze 15 Swarf Parlour Tricks 16 The Speak Flowers 17 The Speak It’ll Be Fine 18 129 Die! In Jet Progression 19 Rise Of The Zigguret The Battle 20 Chaos Borne Watching

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TUESDAY 11 Are Our Kids Tough Enough? Chinese School BBC2, 9pm Did we really think that British kids would embrace the strict regime introduced by this educational experiment? As the project continues these students are rebelling over the long days and strict discipline. How will the Chinese teachers respond to this uprising? Lawks.

Christian Louboutin: The World’s Most Luxurious Shoes Channel 4, 9pm With celebrity clients loving his luxury designer shoes, which can cost up to £6,000 a pair, Christian Louboutin has a lot to show for his 20 years in the industry. Transforming shoes from functional to fine art, this documentary reveals all.

FILM: Inkheart E4, 8pm Capturing that brilliant thrill that has one emersed absolutely ito the world of a book – why else does everyone shout ‘expelliarmus’ when under attack? – Brendan Fraser stars as a man who can read a book into reality. And vice versa. Bit thrilling, bit scary, lots of family excitement.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Novel Ideas 2.00 Behind The Science 2.30 Collapse The Box 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Cuppa TV Show for women about health, fitness, lifestyle and raising a young family. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Behind The Science Dr Heather Cegla talks to Professor Philip Dufton from the Astrophysics Research Centre in Queen’s University. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Novel Ideas The author, Tony Macaulay interviews the author and producer Leesa Harker. 10.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Behind The Science 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Novel Ideas 4.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ian tries his best to keep his family together, but he soon finds himself back at square one when he learns a shocking truth. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Elliot’s day is thrown into chaos by the arrival of an old friend with a special purpose. Serena decides that Morven needs to spread her wings, but is Morven ready to fly? 9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Nature’s Boldest Thieves Presenter Lucy Cooke sets out to explore the phenomenon of seagulls, foxes, squirrels and badgers which are living in our towns and stealing our food. Starting in the seaside resort of St Ives in Cornwall, Lucy witnesses for herself the seagulls that will swoop from 50 metres and steal a sandwich out of your hand. 11.25 FILM: The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992) Starring Annabella Sciorra, Rebecca De Mornay, Matt McCoy, Ernie Hudson, Julianne Moore. Thriller. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Heir Hunters 8.15 The House That Â£100k Built 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Super League Show 12.45 Animal Park 1.45 Yes, Prime Minister 2.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 2.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.15 Are You Being Served? 3.45 Monkey Planet 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure Cookery series in which the Hairy Bikers tour the birthplaces of favourite Asian cuisines. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 The House That £100k Built With people forced to find their own solution to the UK housing crisis, Kieran Long and Piers Taylor help novice builders discover ingenious ways to turn ordinary homes into extraordinary ones for under £100k. Heidi grew up in the idyllic breathtaking countryside near Inverness, but she and husband Steven can’t possibly afford a home there. They’ve decided to try and build one. 9.00 Are Our Kids Tough Enough? Chinese School See highlights. 10.00 Scrappers: Back In The Yard Documentary following straighttalking scrapyard owner Terry and his glamorous wife Lyndsay as they fight for the future of their business and their family. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Back In Time For Dinner Historical cooking show. 12.05am Sign Zone: Don’t Tell The Bride 1.05 Sign Zone: Great Ormond Street

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Guess This House 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Hello Campers 5.00 Freeze Out

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Arrests are made. 7.30 The Dales Adrian Edmondson rejoins racing trainer Simon West as he breaks in a new horse from Ireland, but does the animal have the makings of a racehorse? 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh presents the garden makeover show, transforming neglected spaces for some very special people. 9.00 Road Rage Britain: Caught On Camera The British lead the world in road rage, as these confrontations and clashes caught on camera by the motorists and cyclists in the thick of it show in graphic detail. In a fight for supremacy between two wheels and four, this programme attempts to uncover what causes these regular traffic temper tantrums. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 UEFA Super Cup Highlights Jacqui Oatley is joined by Lee Dixon and Gaizka Mendieta for highlights of the Super Cup between Champions League winners Barcelona and Europa League winners Sevilla. 11.25 Benidorm Practical joker Wink McAndrew, an old friend of Donald’s, checks in - but Jacqueline is concerned about the consequences. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Don’t Blow The Inheritance 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Sparks fly between a forbidden couple, while Tom pushes Peri to her limit. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Three Day Nanny Reality series following experienced nanny Kathryn Mewes, who deals with the nation’s troublesome children. She visits Northampton to help the McLaughlan family: single mum Carly and her two children. 9.00 Christian Louboutin: The World’s Most Luxurious Shoes See highlights. 10.00 How To Get A Council House Documentary series filmed over six months with access to the lettings teams and clients in Tower Hamlets and Manchester, this follows the day to day lives of people on the waiting list for a council house. 11.00 Brits Behind Bars: Cocaine Smugglers Documentary examining the illegal drugs trade in Peru, hearing from both the criminal gangs involved and the British-funded antidrug unit who are trying to stop the trafficking. 12.05am Pokerstars Caribbean Adventure 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Tri Liverpool 2.50 British GT 3.15 Armoy Road Races 4.10 FIM Superbike World Championship 4.40 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.35 Draw It!

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Stolen Child (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Billie is in awe of Nate after he saves her from drowning. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. Concerned reports lead the team to a remote farm in Essex. 9.00 The Great British Benefits Hotel Documentary showing the realities of life on welfare, this programme checks in to one of the many hotels being used to home people on benefits. 10.00 The Boy With Giant Hands Documentary. Eight-year-old Kaleem suffers from macrodactyly or local gigantism - his hands measure 13 inches from wrist to fingertips. Cameras follow as he undergoes special surgery in the hopes of easing his problems and helping him be more accepted in his small Indian village. 11.00 On Benefits And Proud Documentary taking a look at the lifestyles of some of those living on benefits and not currently seeking employment. 12.00am Undercover Benefits Cheat 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Gypsies On Benefits And Proud 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am The Flash 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 FILM: Final Destination 3 (2006) 10.50 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 12.50am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Find A Home For My Brother 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Totally Senseless Game Show 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.40 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.25 Find A Home For My Brother 1.25 The Totally Senseless Game Show 1.50 Epilepsy & Me

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 The First Georgians: The German Kings Who Made Britain 10.00 FILM: War Book 11.30 Precision: The Measure Of All Things 12.30am Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities 1.30 Hive Minds 2.00 The First Georgians

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: The Faculty (1998) 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.00 Fake Reaction 1.40 Hell’s Kitchen

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.05 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 In Loving Memory 4.55 Never The Twain 5.25 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Wycliffe 11.15 Wycliffe 12.20am Agatha Christie’s Marple

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 FILM: Inkheart (2008). See highlights. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Gogglebox 12.55 Rude Tube

12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 Selling Houses

11.00am Arrietty (2010) 12.55pm Demetrius And The Gladiators (1954) 3.00 Ramona And Beezus (2010) 5.05 Chalet Girl (2011) 6.55 Johnny English Reborn (2011) 9.00 Salt (2010) 11.00 Van Helsing (2004) 1.40am Throne Of Blood (1957) 3.55 Close

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WEDNESDAY 12 The Great British Bake Off BBC1, 8pm Right, so cakes are done, next up is biscuits. The eleven remaining bakers are set to impress, and their first opportunity to do that is the signature challenge to create 24 biscotti. Are Italian cookies more difficult than British ones then? Judges Paul and Mary harbour the tough job of tasting them all. Not jealous a bit.

Wentworth Prison Channel Five, 10pm Dangerous people, criminals. Hardly a surprise, but when Bea is knifed in the prison yard it’s not the other crims that take the ultimate responsibility for it. Oh no! Ferguson is stepping up for this one, and making sure that Bea knows exactly who’s boss. And Liz tries to protect her daughter when she’s banged up.

Socrates: Genius Of The Ancient World BBC4, 9pm Initially known by many as the representative of Greek philosophers in Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Socrates was a hugely influential maverick thinker. So challenging were his ideas, in fact, he was executed for them. Historian Bettany Hughes explains all.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bookenders 2.00 Novel Ideas 2.30 Collapse The Box 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 The Easy Riders Danny JohnJules and the boys head to France on the first leg of their charity bike odyssey and stop in for a nightcap at a local champagne vineyard. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. 10.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round. 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Pound Shop Wars Documentary series following the competition between two rival retail chains. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off See highlights. 9.00 Earth’s Natural Wonders: Living On The Edge Documentary series. Across the planet, there are places that truly astonish, like Mount Everest, the Grand Canyon and Victoria Falls. These wonders seem to have little in common other than literally - taking your breath away. But they share one other thing: they pose extraordinary challenges for their inhabitants. This series combines photography and human drama as it reveals twelve remarkable places. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.05 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 11.50 Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 11.55 BBC News

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Megan plans her revenge. Harriet offers to track down Carly. Leyla is disappointed. 7.30 Coronation Street Simon and his mates get drunk in the Bistro. Lloyd suffers a record loss. 8.00 Foyle’s War Crime drama series set in the years immediately after the Second World War. When a young student is badly assaulted, Foyle wonders if the attack is racially motivated as the young man was the son of a wealthy and high profile Jewish businessman. Sam is determined to help a young boy in Adam’s constituency when she realises his life may be in danger because he cannot afford hospital care. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Exposure: Making The Grades With the British education systems changing massively over the past two decades resulting in increased scrutiny and pressure on schools, some experts believe a ‘money for marks’ culture has taken root, encouraging cheating in exams and involving an increasing number of teachers. 11.40 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Frankie has a wicked trick up her sleeve to get her own way, and Leela sees red when she finds out the truth about Tom. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Supervet In The Field Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick. In this episode, over 10,000 owners and their dogs join Noel at Loseley Park, Surrey. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. The dads take centre stage in this episode, which reveals how different men approach the role of birthing partner. Super-organised couple Nadine (31) and Paul (40) arrive to have their second baby. 10.00 Witnesses Atmospheric French police thriller. Kaz Gorbier escalates his campaign of terror in a desperate attempt to force his family back together. Sandra continues the investigation into goings-on in Le Tráport. 11.05 Sex In Class Documentary about sex education. When it comes to sex, British teens have more to deal with than ever before. 12.05am Music On 4: Four To The Floor 12.35 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 1.30 24 Hours In A&E 2.25 FILM: The Company Men (2010) 4.15 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.10 Fifteen To One

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6.00 ≠ 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Supersized: No Fatties Allowed 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Black Widow (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away John and Marilyn learn that Jett has been accepted into a boarding school on a cadet scholarship. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Observational documentary series following the medical teams from the Royal London Hospital and Air Ambulance. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 9.00 Undercover Benefits Cheat Reality series in which investigative reporter Paul Connolly goes undercover as a sickness benefits scrounger in order to expose the real benefits cheats and the criminals who help them get away with it. Paul meets a man who boasts of making a small fortune by illegally selling steroids and prescription-only pills. 10.00 Wentworth Prison See highlights. 11.00 Capital One Cup Highlights Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights of all of tonight’s fixtures in the Capital One Cup. 12.00am The Great British Benefits Hotel 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Supersized: No Fatties Allowed 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am The Flash 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Desi Rascals 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.50am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.40 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Me & My New Brain 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 People Just Do Nothing 10.30 Bad Education 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 People Just Do Nothing 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Bad Education 2.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.30 People Just Do Nothing

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 British Gardens In Time 9.00 Socrates: Genius Of The Ancient World. See highlights. 10.00 City Beneath The Waves: Pavlopetri 11.00 Atlantis: The Evidence - A Timewatch Special 12.00am Delphi: The Bellybutton Of The Ancient World

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (2) 9.00 FILM: 21 Jump Street (2012) 11.15 Safeword 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.55 Fake Reaction 1.40 Guinness World Records

3.10pm Where The Heart Is 4.20 In Loving Memory 4.55 Never The Twain 5.25 Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 8.30 Richard Wilson On The Road 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Blue Murder 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

11.20am FILM: Decision At Sundown (1957) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Four Rooms 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Spirited Away (2001) 1.35pm The Love Bug (1968) 4.00 The Legend Of Zorro (2005) 6.35 Multiplicity (1996) 9.00 The Impossible (2012) 11.10 Patriot Games (1992) 1.25am 35 Shots Of Rum (2008) 3.35 Close

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THURSDAY 13 Who Do You Think You Are? BBC1, 9pm Most of the time in these programmes the celebrity knows heaps about one branch of their family and chooses to explore the other side with the resources of the BBC. Not so with Paul Hollywood. Close to his maternal grandfather, Paul sets out to find out more about Grandpa’s incredible war record.

Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean On Earth BBC2, 9pm This is going to look stunning – we know that already. Including everything from dolphins to manatees and whale sharks to sunbathing jellyfish, the Caribbean holds so many treats. However, the flip side is that rather treacherous and unpredictable storm pattern.

Safeword ITV2, 10pm Rick Edwards hosts the comedy panel show in which two celebrities are ‘roasted’ by their comedian teammates. This week’s participants joining team captains Katherine Ryan and David Morgan are Five’s Ritchie Neville Geordie queen Vicky Pattison, plus comics Tom Craine and Matt Richardson.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton HiLights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Film Live Academy 2.00 Arts Alive Short Film: The Green Dress 2.30 Talk Like That 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest Robin Coward and his band yourgardenday filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton. 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show, with the team bringing viewers the stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders Carol comes to a shocking conclusion. Ronnie attempts to make friends with the enemy, but her plan soon backfires. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Housing Enforcers Consumer programme. Matt Allwright joins the ranks of Britain’s housing officers to search out bad landlords, tackle problem properties, deal with the consequences of nightmare neighbours and come to the rescue of tenants in need. Matt meets an aggressive tenant whose complaints are upsetting a letting agent. He finds a group of Polish workers living in an overcrowded and potentially dangerous house, and he meets a man who can’t remember when he last cleaned his toilet. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? See higlhights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Parking Mad Observational documentary about people who fight their parking tickets. 11.35 Britain Beneath Your Feet 12.35am Holiday Weatherview 12.40 BBC News

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Heir Hunters 8.15 Coast 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958) 1.45 Yes, Prime Minister 2.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 2.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.15 Are You Being Served? 3.45 Pets - Wild At Heart 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation The Hairy Bikers begin the second leg of their journey in the Netherlands, where they bake lazybones buns beside a windmill and sample a classic Dutch apple pie. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. The south-west chefs have one last chance to impress as they face the dessert course. 8.00 Coast Coast embarks on a quest to explore the endless nooks and crannies of our curving and twisted coastline. Nick Crane travels to Jersey in search of some of the most spectacular caves and coves in Europe. Following in the footsteps of the Victorians, he seeks out some sea caves that took nerves of steel to reach. 9.00 Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean On Earth See highlights. 10.00 Javone Prince Show A mix of standup comedy, live music and sketches. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Back In Time For Dinner Historical cooking show. 12.05am Sign Zone: Cake Bakers And Trouble Makers: Lucy Worsley’s 100 Years Of The WI 1.05 Sign Zone: Transplant Tales

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Porsche comes up with a secret scheme. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property advice series with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. Kirstie’s with Lucy and Joe, who have their hearts set on a chocolate box Cotswolds cottage. Phil’s search is equally as tricky in Bristol, where country boy Paul and city girl Elly want a pad with outside space in close proximity to the station. 9.00 Very British Problems Comedy series examining social awkwardness in British society with contributions from famous faces including James Corden, Jonathan Ross, Ruth Jones, Johnny Vegas, Vic Reeves and Baroness Trumpington. This first episode examines the root cause of most British problems: other people. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Liza Tarbuck take on guest captain Sarah Millican with Romesh Ranganathan. 11.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series. 12.00am 24 Hours In Police Custody 1.00 One Born Every Minute 1.55 The Auction House 2.50 Dogs: Their Secret Lives 3.45 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.30 Draw It!

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Undercover Benefits Cheat 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Broken Trust (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah is torn between Andy and Sean and confesses her guilt to Denny, but an appalled Evie overhears everything. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. 8.00 Sinkholes: Buried Alive Documentary. Filled with compelling eyewitness video of dramatic collapses, and following scientists as they explore the underlying forces behind these natural disasters, this programme travels the globe to investigate what it is like to have your world vanish beneath your feet. 9.00 Supersized Documentary series exploring obesity from different perspectives. Terry weighs 30 stone but has refused a gastric band so he can stay the size he is and make it as a supersized Hollywood actor. 10.00 Person Of Interest Drama series. While Shaw heads off with Root on her next assignment, Reese heads to Washington to reunite with Finch for their next number, belonging to Congressman Roger McCourt. 10.55 Person Of Interest Drama. Decima hunts down Reese and Shaw using Samaritan’s feeds. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors: Unleashed 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Megan carries out a plan. Brenda receives news on Bob. 7.30 Real Stories With Ranvir Singh Ranvir Singh and Michael Underwood go behind the headlines and explore universal issues. 8.00 Emmerdale Kirin shows he has a head for business. Sam is at a loss. 8.30 Flockstars Gabby Logan hosts the series which hopes to find Britain’s best celebrity sheep herder. Did you even know that was an aspiration? 9.00 The Wonder Of Britain Series in which Julia Bradbury uncovers some of the wonders that make Britain great - from the country’s industrial and royal heritage to its rolling countryside, dramatic coastline and beautiful buildings. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 John Barnes: Sports Life Stories The sports documentary series looks at the career of Jamaican-born footballer John Barnes, who was an instrumental catalyst for change towards racial prejudice on the terraces during the 1980s. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 The Unbreakables: Life & Love On Disability Campus 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 The Unbreakables: Life & Love On Disability Campus 1.30 People Just Do Nothing

7.00pm News 7.30 Concerto At The Proms: Nicola Benedetti Plays Korngold 8.35 Chopin Preludes And Etudes 8.55 London To Brighton Side By Side 9.00 Britain’s Deadliest Rail Disaster 10.00 Britain’s Nuclear Secrets: Inside Sellafield 11.00 Lost Land Of The Volcano 12.00am A Very British Renaissance

12.40pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Safeword. See highlights. 10.45 FILM: Final Destination (2000) 12.50am Two And A Half Men

11.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Blue Murder 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.50 Judge Judy

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Rude Tube 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Gogglebox (x2)

10.35am FILM: Great Expectations (1946) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Secret Life Of FourYear-Olds 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Nausicaa: Valley Of The Wind (1984) 1.25pm The Mark Of Zorro (1940) 3.15 California Man (1992) 5.00 Millions (2004) 6.55 Playing For Keeps (2012) 9.00 Prometheus (2012) 11.25 The Seven Samurai (1954) 3.35am Close

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FRIDAY 14 Whitney & Bobby: Addicted To Love Channel Five, 9pm This turbulent story could be a movie starring Whitney Houston, instead it’s her life story alongside husband Bobby Brown. Both were riding high in the charts when they met in 1990, but the pressures of fame coupled with their own demons spelled out a downward spiral.

Edinburgh Nights With Sue Perkins BBC2, 11.05pm The biggest cultural festival in the world is in full swing in the Scottish capital and Sue Perkins is the woman on the spot. Picking out highlights from theatre, comedy, dance and everything inbetween, who needs to leave the comfort of the sofa to stay abreast of the cool stuff?

FILM: Guys And Dolls BBC4, 10.30pm Marlon Brando, Jean Simmons and Frank Sinatra star in this lavish film version of the Broadway musical. Sharp gents and virtuous maidens sing and swing as Sky Masterson bets he can persuade local Mission worker Sarah Brown to go on a date with him to Havana. Classic tunes.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Behind The Science 2.00 Another World Is Possible 2.45 Noise Reel Extra: Beardyman 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 9.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss Comedy animation and live action series. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Modern Toss 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Leyla and Megan row. April is confused with the situation. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Ken discover the truth about Leanne and Simon’s fighting? Andrea’s theft shocks Lloyd. Luke and Steph are left red-faced. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: A Taste Of The Sun Gino D’Acampo’s final destination is Bologna, seen as Italy’s gastronomic capital. He makes his way to an unassuming trattoria to find a formidable chef who has been honing her bolognese sauce recipe for almost thirty years. 8.30 Coronation Street Simon lies to protect his mum and himself. Andrea has to face the music. 9.00 BBQ Champ Myleene Klass hosts a competition to find the UK’s best amateur barbecuer, with judges Adam Richman and BBQ chef Mark Blatchford. Just six contestants remain and this week they face the decadent desserts challenge at BBQ HQ, followed by the epic low and slow challenge in the City of London. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Along Came Polly (2004) Starring Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Debra Messing. Romantic comedy. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s Porsche’s birthday but there’s trouble afoot, in true McQueen style. Sinead’s meddling goes disastrously wrong due to a hilarious case of mistaken identity. Mercedes flies off the handle when she follows her gut instinct about a lie. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Celebrity Fifteen To One The celebrity version of the fiendishly difficult quiz. Hosted by Adam Hills, 15 celebrities from the world of comedy, sport and entertainment battle it out to win big money for a charity of their choice. In this show celebrities include Ken Livingstone, Meera Syal, Jim Moir, Milton Jones and Rebecca Front. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Bill Bailey take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson with Isy Suttie. Susie Dent is joined by Joe Lycett in Dictionary Corner. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the comedy show. 11.05 Very British Problems Comedy series examining social awkwardness in British society. 12.10am Rude Tube 1.10 FILM: To The Wonder (2012) 3.10 Supernatural 4.00 You Deserve This House 4.55 Fifteen To One

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Stop! Roadworks Ahead 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: A Woman’s Rage (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Evie berates Hannah for cheating on Andy and insists that she tell him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series that goes out on the road with Lincolnshire’s highspeed law enforcement teams. A father a receives a reprimand for dangerous driving on the school run, a wanted man using a false identity is apprehended and during a drive to clamp down on rural crime they pursue some stolen tractors. 8.00 Aircrash: Terror At Take-Off Documentary. Investigators face an enormous challenge when BEA Flight 548 crashes just moments after taking off from London’s Heathrow Airport. With no cockpit voice recorder on board, investigators must rely on a painstaking reconstruction of the plane along with witness statements about a violent argument to determine what went wrong. 9.00 Whitney & Bobby: Addicted To Love See highlights. 11.00 Whitney Houston: Her Greatest Hits A celebration of Whitney’s songs and videos - from her first number one, 1985’s Saving All My Love For You, to her classic 1992 version of I Will Always Love You. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 Police Interceptors 4.45 House Doctor (X3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am The Flash 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x3)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Live At The Apollo 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 People Just Do Nothing 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 2.00 Pramface (x3)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Friday Night At The Proms: Eric Whitacre’s Choral Prom 9.20 Astaire And Rogers Sing George And Ira Gershwin 9.30 Sinatra: All Or Nothing At All 10.30 FILM: Guys And Dolls (1955). See highlights. 12.55am Sinatra: All Or Nothing At All

12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Animals Special 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Matrix (1999) 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Crazy Beaches 1.10 Viral Tap

11.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.45 Judge Judy

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Insidious (2010) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoo Fixers

11.15am FILM: Man In The Saddle (1951) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Braveheart (1995) 12.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.30 Grand Designs 2.35 Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am August Rush (2007) 1.15pm Dragonball Evolution (2009) 2.55 Aliens In The Attic (2009) 4.35 My Neighbour Totoro (1988) 6.20 The Legend Of Zorro (2005) 8.50 Trainwreck Interview Special 9.00 Bridesmaids (2011) 11.25 MacGruber (2010) 1.10am Red Hill (2010) 3.10 Close

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SATURDAY 15 The Saturday Night Show ITV1, 8pm This two-part series steps up to the nostalgia wagon and throws it a party in style. Reuniting Henry Kelly and Matthew Kelly in the studio where they filmed Game For A Laugh, chatting with Arlene Phillips about the advent of dance telly, and bringing Ulrika together with The Gladiators. It’s got this and more. Buckle in.

FILM: Red Channel 4, 9pm Where do spies go when it comes time to retire? Well, apart from the low life expectation, it would seem they either rise up the ranks á la ‘M’ or retreat to a paranoid desert island of boobie traps. Bruce Willis ducks out entirely, setting up a new life with a new name, until he’s pulled in again with big explosions galore.

The X Factor: The Boss Looks Back ITV2, 5.20pm Any day now the new series will be kicking off, monopolising Saturday nights and giving us hints as to who might be playing at Revenge sometime in the Autumn/Winter months. Yup, it’s out the door and straight down to the seaside! Simon Cowell gives us a taste as to why we love it so.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Arts Alive 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 In Focus 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.. 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films by John Hoye and Operating Production. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Best of Brighton Lights 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.15 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) Starring Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott, Alison Doody, John Rhys-Davies, Julian Glover, River Phoenix. Action adventure in which the intrepid explorer Indiana Jones sets out to rescue his father, a medievalist who has vanished while searching for the Holy Grail. 8.15 The National Lottery: 5-Star Family Reunion Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where families in the UK play alongside their family around the world in the hopes of winning thousands of pounds and a luxury five-star holiday reunion. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws, presented by Sonali Shah. 9.10 Casualty Jacob unveils the truth about a patient, but is it too late? Tess has to make a difficult decision. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces Premier League highlights and reaction. 11.40 Rugby Union: England V France Highlights John Inverdale introduces highlights of England’s first pre-World Cup warm-up match against France at Twickenham - the 100th instalment of ‘Le Crunch’. 12.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.45 BBC News

6.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 7.00 Proms Extra 2015 The weekly Proms magazine show. 7.40 Edwardian Farm It’s June, and archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn and historian Ruth Goodman head up to Dartmoor to discover the ways in which Edwardian farmers took advantage of this unique and spectacular landscape to add to their income. 8.40 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring calls a court of inquiry when the platoon’s ammunition is used up on a passing aircraft. 9.10 VE Day: Remembering Victory On 8 May 1945 Churchill, broadcast the long-awaited announcement that the war in Europe was over. To celebrate, Britain threw the biggest street party the country had ever seen. 70 years on, some of Britain’s best-loved entertainers and broadcasters recall the jubilation of that unforgettable day and the years that followed. The extraordinary archive of celebrations all over Britain helps bring back the memories. 10.40 FILM: The White Countess (2005) Starring Ralph Fiennes, Natasha Richardson, Lynn Redgrave, Vanessa Redgrave. Period drama. 12.45am Sign Zone: Dancing Through The Blitz: Blackpool’s Big Band Story

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 10.30 VJ Day 70: The Nation Remembers - St Martins 12.15pm Football Focus 1.00 VJ Day 70: The Nation Remembers 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.15 Pointless Celebrities

7.25am FILM: San Demetrio London (1947) 9.00 More Creatures Great And Small 9.30 More Creatures Great And Small 10.00 The Women’s Football Show 10.30 Great British Menu 11.00 Great British Menu 11.30 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 12.30pm Omar Sharif Talking Pictures 1.00 FILM: Funny Girl (1968) 3.25 FILM: Hidalgo (2004) 5.30 Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean On Earth

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6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Tipping Point 2.35 Celebrity Squares 3.20 Midsomer Murders 5.15 Catchphrase 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News & Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill introduces funny home videos filmed by viewers, while giving a wedgie to celebrity culture. 7.00 Keep It In The Family Bradley Walsh presents the game show in which two families go head to head in a series of challenges to win all kinds of prizes. This week sees a performance from a death defying aerial bike act, a children’s musical theatre group sing from Annie, the Nanas return, and six Emmerdale stars, including Tony Audenshaw, Matthew Wolfenden, Gemma Atkinson, Mark Charnock, Eden Taylor-Draper and Fiona Wade face the drop as our families decide whether to swap a prize, drop it or keep it in the family. 8.00 The Saturday Night Show See highlights. 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Starring Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Brian Cox, Karl Urban, Joan Allen and Tom Gallop. Bourne is once again forced to take up his former life as a trained assassin when a CIA operation to purchase classified Russian documents goes wrong. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.20 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.00 London Triathlon 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Simpsons 11.55 The Simpsons 12.25pm The Simpsons 12.55 Rude(ish) Tube 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.10 Come Dine With Me 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series where actors Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on four canal journeys, sharing a passion that they’ve enjoyed for decades. To begin, they revisit the Kennet and Avon Canal in the West Country. They navigate the 21 miles along its most picturesque stretch. 8.00 Walking Through History Tony Robinson goes on another walk through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes in search of the richest stories from our past. Tony hikes up from Lyme Regis on Dorset’s Jurassic Coast to the Somerset Levels in the footsteps of a ragtag rebel army led by the dashing young Duke of Monmouth, the illegitimate son of Charles II. 9.00 FILM: Red (2010) See highlights. 11.10 FILM: Repo Men (2010) Starring Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Liev Schreiber, Chandler Canterbury, Carice van Houten. In this quirky dark adventure, two agents for a futuristic medical company repossess artificial organs from recipients who have fallen behind on their payments. 1.15am The Last Leg 2.15 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.20 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.15 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.25 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Pip Ahoy! 6.45 The Mr. Men Show 6.55 Chloe’s Closet 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Cowboy Builders 11.30 Cowboy Builders 12.30pm Cowboy Builders 1.25 FILM: North Sea Hijack (1980) 3.20 FILM: The Dirty Dozen (1967) 6.10 Sinkholes: Buried Alive Documentary. 7.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 7.55 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights of all the day’s games in the three divisions of the Sky Bet Football League, including QPR v Cardiff in the Championship. Other stand-out matches include Millwall hosting Coventry City in League One. 10.25 Rob Brydon Live Recorded live on his first UK tour in 2009, the award-winning actor, comedian, radio star and TV presenter wows his audience in an excruciatingly funny stand-up show. 11.20 The Great British Benefits Hotel Documentary. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Transporter: The Series 4.00 Police Interceptors: Unleashed 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x4) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Yonderland 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 9.00 FILM: Assault On Precinct 13 (2005) 11.10 The Last Ship 12.10am Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 3.40 Road Wars (x3)

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 7.15 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.15 Top Gear 9.15 FILM: The Mexican (2001) 11.10 Family Guy (x6) 1.30am People Just Do Nothing 2.00 Pramface (x3) 3.30 People Just Do Nothing

7.00pm Natural World 8.00 Lost Land Of The Volcano 9.00 The Young Montalbano 10.50 Top Of The Pops: 1978 - Big Hits 11.50 It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll: Rock ‘n’ Roll At The BBC 12.50am 4,000-Year-Old Cold Case: The Body In The Bog 1.50 Lost Land Of The Volcano 2.50 Delphi: The Bellybutton Of The Ancient World

2.55pm You’ve Been Framed! 3.25 FILM: Jack And Jill (2011) 5.20 The X Factor: The Boss Looks Back. See highlights. 6.25 FILM: The Amazing SpiderMan (2012) 9.00 FILM: Practical Magic (1998) 11.10 FILM: The Matrix Reloaded (2003) 1.50am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

9.00am Bertie And Elizabeth 11.05 Rosemary And Thyme 12.05pm Wycliffe 1.10 Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.10 FILM: All Creatures Great And Small (1975) 4.55 Columbo: Last Salute To The Commodore 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Wire In The Blood

12.00pm Made In Chelsea LA 1.00 Come Dine With Me: Made In Chelsea Special 2.00 The Goldbergs (x3) 3.30 How I Met Your Mother 4.00 Brooklyn NineNine 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 11.05 Gogglebox (x2) 1.05am Rude Tube 2.10 How I Met Your Mother (x2)

11.25am Food Unwrapped 11.55 Four Rooms 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.45 Salvage S.O.S (x3) 4.40 FILM: Runaway Bride (1999) 6.55 Grand Designs 8.00 World’s Worst Natural Disasters 10.05 Britain’s Winter: Storm Heroes 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am The Lady Vanishes (1979) 1.00pm Congo (1995) 3.10 The Rugrats Movie (1998) 4.45 Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) 6.35 Multiplicity (1996) 9.00 The Five-Year Engagement (2012) 11.25 The Final Destination (2009) 1.00am Van Helsing (2004) 3.45 Close

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SUNDAY 16 Dragons’ Den BBC2, 8pm It’s not easy pitching to the scary Dragons with their big wads of dosh and all-powerful stares. You’ve got to make it fun – like the husband and wife team and their electic Tuk Tuk’s touring the Den, or tasty – like the couple with their Korean inspired sauces. So feel for the poor lad from Manchester who crumbles.

Country Strife: Abz On The Farm BBC2, 9.45pm We all know about the ex-popstar who became a cheese farmer, but it’s not really the path most frequently trodden. Until now... This three-part series follows exboyband rapper Abz Love and his girlfriend Vicky Fallon as they swap city life for a smallholding in Wales. No dosh and few ideas.

Zoo Sky1, 9pm So, we’re at the top of the food chain – right? As the human race we’ve spent a disproportionate amount of our existence hunting other things, eating them, or sticking them above a fireplace and calling it ‘home furnishings’. Well the animals are fighting back. US drama that’ll show you who’s the real king of the jungle.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Kick Out The Jams 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Kick Out The Jams 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest 2.00 Another World Is Possible 2.45 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 Millionaires’ Row 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Arts Alive Short Film: The Dying Art An actor spends the night in a hotel room practicing his art whilst attracting the attention of the female receptionist, includes interview with director and actor. 7.00 The Easy Riders: Rain! The lads are back on their bikes as the road trip continues. As they enter Spain, we meet MotoGP legend Randy Mamola and learn about Matt's love of oranges. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces three short films by Tom Kelly. 11.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest Robin Coward and his band yourgardenday filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton. 12.00am Win Cash Live: Gambling 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Best of Brighton Lights 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest

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6.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 BBC News 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Flog It! 2.00 Escape To The Country 3.00 Animal Odd Couples 4.00 The Great British Bake Off 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 Earth’s Natural Wonders: Living On The Edge 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile The Country Land and Business Association’s annual game fair is one of the highlights of the rural calendar. In 2015 it comes from the magnificent setting of Harewood House near Leeds. Joe Crowley and Anita Rani are there, taking a peek behind the scenes to give Countryfile viewers a flavour of what’s on. 8.00 Fake Or Fortune? The key to boot sales, apparently. 9.00 Partners In Crime Mystery adventure series based on Agatha Christie’s novels. The British Secret Service enlists Tommy and Tuppence’s help again to find a Soviet agent and a kidnapped scientist. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights and analysis of the day’s two Premier League matches, plus a round-up of the weekend’s earlier action, introduced by Mark Chapman. 11.30 FILM: New Town Killers (2008) Starring James Anthony Pearson, Dougray Scott. Thriller about two rich and morally overdrawn investment bankers who get their kicks out of paying the impoverished to act as prey in their warped hunting game set in the streets of Edinburgh. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

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6.00am Animal Park 6.30 The Instant Gardener 7.15 Countryfile 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 The Beechgrove Garden 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 Great British Menu 11.15 Great British Menu 11.45 Great British Menu 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Rugby Union: England v France Highlights 2.00 Amateur Boxing Championships 2.50 Equestrian: World Showjumping Championships 4.00 Dancing Through The Blitz: Blackpool’s Big Band Story 5.30 VJ Day 70: The Nation Remembers - Highlights 7.00 Burma, My Father And The Forgotten Army Apart from a few fragmentary stories, Griff Rhys Jones’s father never talked about his war. Yet as a medical officer to a West African division he travelled 15,000 miles from Wales to Ghana and the jungles of Burma. He and his men were part of an army of a million raised in Africa and Asia to fight the Japanese. To understand their story Griff travels first to Ghana and then to the jungles of Burma. 8.00 Dragons’ Den See highlights. 9.00 Odyssey US action drama series. After Odelle and Aslam encounter bandits in the desert, Luc surprisingly comes to their rescue. On the way to Timbuktu, Odelle learns about the Frenchman’s past. Meanwhile, in New York, Sophia agrees to help Peter get closer to Yusuf Qasim, but things go awry when he tries to meet him. 9.45 Country Strife: Abz On The Farm See highlights. 10.15 Family Guy Animated comedy. 10.35 Family Guy Animated comedy. 11.00 Family Guy Animated comedy. 11.20 FILM: Let Me In (2010) Starring Kodi Smit McPhee, Chloe Grace Moretz, Richard Jenkins, Cara Buono. Horror based on John Ajvide Lindqvist’s vampire novel. 1.05am FILM: We Are What We Are (2010) 2.30 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.25 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Love Your Garden 1.35 FILM: Smokey And The Bandit (1977) 3.25 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 5.30 The Chase 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Nature Nuts With Julian Clary Series in which Julian Clary travels all over the UK, discovering an extraordinary range of nature lovers who are fascinated by the creatures in their backyards and beyond. In Walsall he visits Joan Lockley, who has released over 5,000 hedgehogs back into the wild. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Barnaby investigates whether a ballad made famous by a late, lamented folk singer could have been the inspiration for a murder. Did someone want to kill Toby Winning for threatening to take the Little Crosby Folk Festival away from Midsomer? 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Man & Beast With Martin Clunes In the first programme in a two-part documentary, Martin Clunes sets out on a journey around the world to investigate the extraordinary relationship between man and beast. From birds to bears, and from pets to primates, Martin observes humans and animals working side by side in ways that have existed and evolved over thousands of years. 11.15 56 Up Three-part documentary continuing the acclaimed Seven Up! series. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 British GT 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 2015 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 The Simpsons 3.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Real Noah’s Ark: Secret History Documentary. The astonishing story of Dr Irving Finkel, a world expert on ancient Babylon, and his incredible discovery of a 4000year-old tablet that sheds new light on the iconic and world famous biblical tale of Noah’s Ark. 8.00 Experimental Series which attempts to recreate some of the most startling online stunts with Tim Shaw and Buddy Munro. 9.00 FILM: Zero Dark Thirty (2012) Starring Jessica Chastain, Jason Clarke, Joel Edgerton, Reda Kateb, Kyle Chandler, Jennifer Ehle, Harold Perrineau, Fares Fares, Scott Adkins, Julian Lewis Jones, Mark Strong, Fredric Lehne, Edgar Ramirez, Mark Duplass, James Gandolfini, Stephen Dillane, John Barrowman, Chris Pratt, Taylor Kinney, Frank Grillo and Mark Valley. Gripping and gritty drama from director Kathryn Bigelow. Following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, CIA operative Maya becomes wrapped up in an all-consuming hunt for Osama Bin Laden. As the pursuit draws on with little success, Maya goes out on a limb, leading a risky mission into the heart of the terrorist leader’s lair. 12.05am FILM: Splice (2007) 1.50 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.05 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Minority Report (2002) 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! 12.30 Family Guy 12.50 People Just Do Nothing 1.20 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 2.20 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 2.35 FILM: Revenge Of The Bridesmaids (2010)

7.00pm BBC Proms Sunday Symphony: Mahler’s Ninth 8.45 Pop Go The Sixties 9.00 Cilla At The BBC 10.00 Sinatra: All Or Nothing At All 11.00 Eisteddfod 2015 11.30 Elvis: That’s Alright Mama 60 Years On 12.30am ... Sings Elvis 1.30 The Music That Made The Movies 2.30 Treasures Of The Louvre

12.55pm The X Factor: The Boss Looks Back 1.55 FILM: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) 3.40 FILM: The Shaggy Dog (2006) 5.40 The X Factor: Cheryl’s Classic Cuts 6.45 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005) 9.00 FILM: Casino Royale (2006) 11.55 Safeword 12.35am Fake Reaction

8.20am Heartbeat (x2) 10.25 Wycliffe 11.30 Agatha Christie’s Marple (x3) 5.40pm Inspector Morse 8.00 The One And Only Cilla 9.00 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald 10.05 Birds Of A Feather 10.35 Northern Lights 11.35 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.25am Blue Murder

8.55am Made In Chelsea LA 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.35 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.30 The Goldbergs (x3) 5.00 FILM: Inkheart (2008) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.05am Tattoo Fixers 1.10 Young, Free & Single

12.00pm Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 1.05 Small Animal Hospital (x3) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Salvage S.O.S (x2) 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Sarah Millican Home Bird Live 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Car S.O.S 2.05 Walking The Nile

11.00am Chalet Girl (2011) 1.00pm Home Alone 3 (1997) 3.05 Ponyo (2008) 5.15 California Man (1992) 7.00 Evolution (2001) 9.00 Knight And Day (2010) 11.10 Underworld: Awakening (2012) 12.50am Floating Clouds (1955) 3.25 Close

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MONDAY 17 The Scandalous Lady W BBC2, 9pm Natalie Dormer has all the plum roles at the moment, appearing in Game Of Thrones, The Hunger Games, and now starring in this true story of the elopement of Lady Worsely. Such a scandal! It’s one thing to run off with your lover, quite another when your husband sues said lover for compo. So much dirty laundry!

Revenge Porn Channel 4, 10pm Whatever happened to just not seeing someone after you broke up? Rather than having everyone else see all of them? Anna Richardson investigates the illegal phenomenon and meets victims, talks to experts, and confronts the perpetrators, as well as examining the devastating fallout.

Made In Chelsea LA E4, 9pm The Chelsea posh lot head off for a change of scene, to the land of the beautiful people and the superficial is all – Los Angeles. Kinda seems like the mother ship for any reality show. Eyes are already being caught in the sunshine, as JP likes the look of Mark’s LA pal Olivia, and Steph and Josh have a bit of a barney.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton HiLights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Film Live Academy 2.00 Talk Like That 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland gives viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills cookery programme to help you prepare tasty, simple fresh food. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The TV That Made Me 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Trouble At The Post Office The Post Office has prosecuted dozens of postmasters after their computers showed that money had gone missing. Some have been jailed, but could there be other explanations for the cash shortfalls? Reporter John Sweeney meets a whistle-blower who says there were problems with the computer system. And he investigates claims that the Post Office charged some postmasters with theft even when the evidence didn’t stack up. 8.00 EastEnders With her family in pieces, Jane pushes forward with her plan. Phil and Sharon pay a visit to Max, but does Phil have other things on his mind? Abi struggles to come to terms with all that’s happened. 8.30 Sherlock Contemporary remake of the Arthur Conan Doyle classic. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.20 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Heir Hunters 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 11.55 The Rockford Files 12.45pm FILM: The Desperados (1969) 2.15 Yes, Prime Minister 2.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Great Barrier Reef 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Carol Klein’s Plant Odysseys In the fourth and final chapter of the series, Carol Klein takes a look at one of the most recognisable and influential flowers in our world, the waterlily. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. To represent Wales, Stephen Gomes, Adam Bannister and Phil Carmichael are challenged to plate up perfect starter courses for a veteran judge. It’s the first time in the Great British Menu kitchen for all three chefs, so who will triumph and who will fall? 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in this quiz series for students. Two University of London teams of medics and scientists from the Institute of Cancer Research and St George’s do battle for a place in the second round. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 The Scandalous Lady W See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.05am Odyssey 12.45 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 1.45 Sign Zone: Britain At The Bookies

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Harry can’t believe his luck when he gets stuck with his secret crush. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Flying To The Ends Of The Earth Pilot and former Royal Marine Arthur Williams flies to some of the remotest parts of the planet to find out how people survive and thrive. In this episode, Arthur flies into Canada’s vast, untamed wilderness. 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody Documentary series following Bedfordshire police officers. It’s Mother’s Day and a young man accused of a vicious assault has just been released from police custody after he gave his mother as an alibi. When she arrives at the police station, she fails to support his story. Detectives now have to find the suspect they let go, and issue a warrant for his arrest. 10.00 Revenge Porn See highlights. 11.00 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s shocking tattoo catastrophes. Victoria is in desperate need of a cover-up before she can return to college to train as a teacher. 12.00am 24 Hours In A&E 1.00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 1.55 The Food Hospital 2.50 You Deserve This House 3.45 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Draw It!

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Seduced By Lies (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Denny comforts Ricky and encourages her to think of a special memorial for Brax. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series that goes out on the road with Lincolnshire’s highspeed law enforcement teams. 8.00 Stop! Roadworks Ahead Documentary series about men at work on our roads. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series. Ben joins a couple who uprooted themselves and their two teenage children from a comfortable life in Worthing to take up a life of crofting on the beautiful island of Rum off the remote west coast of Scotland. 10.00 Under The Dome Sciencefiction drama series. Big Jim, Julia, Joe, Norrie and Hunter join together to form a resistance group against Christine, who is mobilising residents to work on a massive excavation in the caves underneath the town. 10.55 Whitney & Bobby: Addicted To Love Drama-documentary telling the extraordinary story of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s relationship from 1990 through to her death in 2012. 12.50am Whitney Houston: Her Greatest Hits 1.40 SuperCasino 3.10 On Benefits And Proud 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rachel faces Jai across the courtroom. 7.30 Coronation Street Sarah cracks under pressure. Jason gives Callum a taste of his own medicine. Has Craig found a camping companion? 8.00 Vet School Documentary series following the pioneering work of the Edinburgh Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Studies. 8.30 Coronation Street Callum uses Max to stay one step ahead of the law. The campers are immersed in the great outdoors. Jason looks out for Bethany. 9.00 Travel Guides Johnny Vegas narrates this entertaining travel series which sends the members of five ordinary British households to review some of the world’s most popular holiday destinations. The action moves on to Tenerife, one of Europe’s most popular package holiday resorts. Our households spend a week on an all-inclusive holiday in Playa de las Americas. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Plebs Sitcom in ancient Rome. 11.10 Plebs Sitcom in ancient Rome. 11.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the explosive US version of his popular talk show. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (3) 8.00 Yonderland 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 Modern Family (x2) 10.00 Glee (x2) 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Meth And Madness In Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Meth And Madness In Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 A Very British Renaissance 9.00 Andrew Marr On Churchill: Blood, Sweat And Oil Paint 10.00 World War Two: 1941 And The Man Of Steel 11.30 Fifties British War Films: Days Of Glory 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1978 - Big Hits

10.25am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Mom (x2)

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Cold Blood 11.35 Wycliffe 12.45am The Royal

4.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 New Girl 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 Made In Chelsea LA. See highlights. 10.00 Young, Free & Single: Live 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Gogglebox

11.15am FILM: Man In The Saddle (1951) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Roman Holiday (1953) 1.30pm Ramona And Beezus (2010) 3.45 Spirited Away (2001) 6.25 Twilight (2008) 9.00 Salt (2010) 10.55 Killing Them Softly (2012) 12.50am Panic Room (2002) 3.10 Close

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