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18 – 24 AUGUST

The Ordinary Boys After a hiatus of nearly 10 years, The Ordinary Boys are back with what is arguably their strongest album to date. The Haunt, 27 October 2015, £10, www.seetickets.com

Copperdollar: The Back of Beyond Following a complete sell-out last year, and another appearance at Glastonbury 2015, Copperdollar return with their huge celebration for Halloween and Mexican Day of the Dead. The Old Market, 29–31 October, £12, theoldmarket.com

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obody’s perfect. It’s the final line of ‘Some Like It Hot’ (that’s not a spoiler so don’t worry), and it seems to be something a lot of us have forgotten in the twenty first century. What with the chance to ‘tidy up’ every pic before it hits Facebook or Instagram, learn your best angles so that you’re never snapped from below, and untag yourself from any that slip through the net, do we even know what we actually look like anymore? I have learned to love my imperfections. I say it easily but I didn’t arrive here with the same smooth simplicity. I was always too tall as a teenager – still too tall if I think about it. As a result my head is too big for most hats, my feet too big for girlie shoes, and as I get older I get more concerned with unwanted hair and appearing to have grabbed my wardrobe randomly from a boutique charity shop but actually making sure everything actually fits properly. I broke two of my fingers a couple of years ago and for the first time my hands weren’t symmetrical. The ring finger on my right hand is still slightly wonky, but I live with it and embrace it as a quirk. A story. A little bit of my history physically remembered. And this is because of my mother. I remember when my mother started saying that she thought she looked old. She didn’t look old. She was a mature student going to art college in her thirties surrounded by teenagers. Of course she’d think she looked old. And I remember saying that the little wrinkles around her eyes, just starting to show whenever she smiled, were fab. “They’re happiness scars!”, I’d declared. And looking forward to the point when I would have been so happy in my life that I too had happiness scars shouting the news across my face. So I’m not perfect. But neither is perfection. It doesn’t tell your life, lead to stories of derring-do, or allow you feel comfortable in your own skin. And I think I’m happier this way.

Latest People Marvellous talent at the Martlets; Passion for Sea Life

Brighton Writes Joe previews Deerhoof at Patterns; Buses ride to Bath

Andrew Kay Upstaged by an angry old man

10 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 11 Courses at DV8 Exciting developments at training centre DV8 14 Jessica on Film Curiosity over materialism with The Time Machine 15 Brighton’s Arty Artwave annual festival featuring Jessica Zoob 15 Mike Ward at Large Will Jeremy Clarkson’s fanbase follow him to Amazon? 18 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 20 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we reckon!

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LATEST PEOPLE Marvellous talent at the Martlets he Martlets Shopping Centre in Burgess Hill hosted a superbly entertaining Search for a Star Talent Competition in July. Shoppers gathered at the centre to watch local residents battle it out for their chance to win the top prize of £350. From tap dancing to solo singers, the event featured a wide variety of entertainment for the local community to enjoy. Dawn McCurry, who performed a rendition of ‘When I Was Your Man’ by Bruno Mars, was stunned to find herself the winner of the competition and the £350 prize. The mother of two was nominated by her husband to perform, having lacked the confidence to enter. Her Bruno Mars cover impressed the judges and crowd alike, scoring her the top place and the 2015 title. Second place and £100 went to tap dancing trio, Lillie Robinson, Chloe Rose Hodges and Samantha Foster. The group treated onlookers to a routine performed to ‘Cups’ from the popular film, Pitch Perfect. Finally, third place was awarded to Jake Tweddle and Tom

Great White Adventure Fuels Daniella’s Passion for Sea Life righton Sea Life Centre boasts some big sharks but to new aquarist Daniella Hodgson even a sinisterlooking eight-foot long sandbar shark is just a baby! Not surprising when you consider 23-year-old Daniella spent every day for two months in the company of great white sharks last autumn. The former Hastings girl was an intern with South Africa’s ‘Ocean Research’ programme, and made daily trips out into Mossel Bay to lure great whites close enough to have their dorsal fins photographed. “We often saw four or five, and once had as many as 13 in a single trip,” she said. “It was brilliant being so close to these amazing predators, and the work we did will help shed light on great white numbers and movements; information vital to conservation efforts.” It was evident from Daniella’s A-level choices at Bexhill College when she was just 16 where her interests lay. With good passes in biology, environmental studies and geography under her belt she headed to Plymouth University, where she gained a degree in marine biology and coastal ecology. Her dissertation focused on the

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Blunt, whose duet of ‘Love the Way You Walk Away’ by Blitzen Trapper wowed the crowd. The panel of judges including Bright FM’s Tim Guest, The Deputy Town Mayor of Burgess Hill, Jacqui Landriani, Simon Cowell lookalike Andy Penfold and The Martlets’ very own Operations Manager, Debbie Rathbone decided the winner of the 2015 talent tournament. Dawn McCurry, winner of the 2015 Search for a Star competition, commented: “I am thrilled to have won The Martlets’ competition. I had become so unsure of my singing ability that it had been years since I’d gone near a stage! Winning the competition has really brought my confidence back, and I can’t wait to get started on performing regularly in the Burgess Hill community. Thank you to the judges for awarding me the top prize and to my husband, Bob, for nominating me to enter – it feels fantastic to have won.” Ian Goodridge, Centre Manager of The Martlets Shopping Centre, commented: “We were delighted to host the Search for a Star competition

pollution of the marine world by micro-plastics, and in particular how coastal creatures like sandhoppers may be ingesting and breaking down plastics to add to the problem. In her own time, Daniella is now designing a study programme for Ocean Research to help them assess the impact of micro-plastics on three species of seabeddwelling sharks found off the South African coastline. Daniella’s South African adventure cemented her ambitions to carve out a career working with marine life, and she jumped at the chance to join the displays team at Brighton Sea Life Centre. Now a full time ‘aquarist’ she spends her days tending to the needs of thousands of creatures ranging from shrimps and starfish to sharks and sea turtles. Though thrilled to be able to work with marine life, she is just as excited by the behind-the-scenes life support systems and getting to know how everything works. “I spent part of a day recently learning how to replace the bearings in a water pump, and found it completely fascinating,” she said. Daniella also has ample opportunity in her new role to aid conservation work. It was she who organised a special Walk For

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following the success of last year’s show. This year’s entrants were just as talented and I’m sure the judges had a tough time deciding on the winners! Thank you to everyone who took part in the fun,

and congratulations to Dawn on scoring the top spot. Every entrant was a star in their own right and I look forward to an even bigger and more exciting show next summer.” www.martlets.org.uk

Whales in Brighton recently to raise vital funds for Whale & Dolphin Conservation. A few months ago Daniella might well have named the great white shark her favourite sea creature, but her Sea Life experience has shifted her allegiance to nautilus – star of a new Jurassic Seas exhibition - and cuttlefish. “Both are amazing creatures,”

said Daniella, who now lives in Hove. “Everything about them from the cuttlefish’s patternshifting ability to the nautilus’s incredible eyes and the way it uses its own bodily gases to move up or down the water column are just astonishing.” Such is Daniella’s enthusiasm for the marine world her new job is a real labour of love. www.visitsealife.com/brighton

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atiana Sanchez is one of the young people making Brighton the global hotspot it is. Besides her television work for Brighton's own station, she has another passionate interest – providing free dentistry for third world children. Her step dad Nigel Kennedy and others are

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" 'Good morning, Patcham Village Dental Centre, how may I help?' 'Yes, hi, I would like to book an appointment for this Thursday please, just a general check up.....' This exchange seems simple, right? Well, in England it is just a phone call away. This is far from reality for children in Morocco. For them it's an entirely different story. It is a hundred, sometimes even a thousand, mile journey, from an isolated fishing village or shanty town, for each child who seeks treatment from 'Dental Mavericks' - western dentists whose own journey to treat these kids for no charge has not always been smooth sailing. But then, what is the end result without the journey, the fight, the ability to look back knowing the challenges that were overcome? On first arrival in Morocco, border agents refused to sanction the entry of previously cleared dental equipment. The team of dentists, from all over the UK, including No Pain Nigel and No Pain Shane of the Patcham Village Dental Centre in Brighton, found their trip in jeopardy. But ever optimistic, after days of negotiations they were reunited with their equipment, without which they wouldn't have been able to carry out their work for the children in desperate need of treatment. This year, I will have the enormous privilege of travelling to Chefchaouen in Morocco with the Dental Mavericks, helping in any way I can with the extraordinary life-changing work that they perform. I also intend to produce a documentary of the charity-sponsored trip, capturing important moments of the journey and the challenges we will face, which I look forward to bringing to you on my return. Your donations count for more than you could imagine."

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saw Deerhoof in summer 2013 when they were touring 'Breakup Song' and am really excited about their upcoming show in support of 'La Isla Bonita'. The indie rockers from San Francisco are fantastic on record but often a little obtuse, eschewing obviously accessible pop songs in favour of avant-garde turns of rhythm, pace and style. Live however they have more breakthrough appeal so they are certainly worth a punt to break up your week; Satomi Matsuzaki is a charismatic singer and guitarist which can be so important in gigs. The complex beats from the band's co-founder Greg Saunier and Ed Rodriguez's jagged, almost post-punk like guitars create a great upbeat atmosphere that the crowd can go along with. 'La Isla Bonita' is a sharper, looser animal than some of their records, and their shifting dynamics between albums is a large part of their enduring appeal. The album's provenance stems from the band trying to write a track similar to the fan-favourite live cover of Ramones' 'Pinhead'. Greg quickly dashed off a song on a scrap of paper, showed it to the band, and they recorded the breakneck stomper "Exit Only" in one take. "And we suddenly realised," Greg says, "this is the whole thing, this is what the whole record is about!" It's not all as punchy or challenging as that makes it sound though, check out 'Mirror Monster' for example and it's a shimmering, beautiful song with slinking guitars and a soft melody. It's worth trying out the video on Youtube in fact, a strange thing about cars being destroyed that is lent pathos by the backing song and lends diegetic sounds to the original track too. Presumably it's an interpretation of what a 'Mirror Monster' could really be, but whatever it is, it's good. Support is from the Leeds band COWTOWN who eloquently describe themselves as "variant mutant pop". The punky band are upbeat and striking so should be a perfect warmup for the main act. Deerhoof are one of the strongest touring indie bands at the moment, putting on a frenetic show and an all-round fun evening. At the time of writing there are still some tickets left so it'd be best to act fast before they sell out. Patterns (formerly Audio), Wed 26 Aug, 7.30pm, £12, 18+ Tickets: www.ticketabc.com/events/deerhoof-2/

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et in a valley by the River Avon, in rolling Somerset countryside, this must be the finest Georgian city in the land, the Romans built the baths around the hot springs, though oral tradition suggests that the springs were known about before the Romans arrived. See those ancient Roman baths, marvel at the splendid Abbey and wander through grand Georgian streets, and the elegant squares and crescents for which Bath is famous. The town is brimming with things to see, and there are interesting and unique shops to tempt you, too. Bath is famous for its shopping with plenty of independents as well as high end retail. But it is really the beautiful Georgian city that is the reason to visit Bath. Price: £27 Dates: Friday 28 August, and Wednesday 23rd September. Book online at bookings.buses.co.uk

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ANDREW KAY WHAT A PERFORMANCE Andrew Kay is upstaged by an angry old man

have no idea when it happened but it did. I was never any good at standing up in front of people and speaking as a kid. I did the usual school plays, nativities and the like, my wise man brought frankincense but little applause despite my rather splendid gold crown that dad bejewelled with fruit-gums! As a teenager I played bass guitar, the pop choice of the reticent through the ages, and I was happy to stay in the background, often choosing to play seated, hardly a rock stance. I gained a little more confidence at art school and my time in Paris studying clowning certainly helped. I guess that the silent nature of that experience helped, I still have trouble learning lines so mime should be my live art form of choice. In my late 40s I received a call from my friend Roger Marlowe. Roger was the founder of the Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Festival and he was enquiring to see if I might like to join in by hosting the Live Food Stage. I said yes. That was about ten years ago and since that first year I have grown to love the whole process. Once shy, yes I know it seems

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It was all I could do to compose myself and cook the testicles unlikely, I can now take to the stage and have fun, playing with both chefs and the audience and hopefully making the shows an informative and entertaining experience. In a recent document a colleague described my presentation style as quirky. I amended it to include the terms expert and experienced, well it pays to advertise! Most recently I have been presenting in London's Fitzrovia and then in Kingston upon Thames. It was my third year at the Kingston Food Festival and I really enjoy performing there. The show gets great audiences and great responses and the day is filled with talented chefs and delicious food, which the audience gets to taste. What could be more fun? There are regulars there too, people who come along year on year and stay all day long. Whether they are real food lovers

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or simply hungry doesn't matter to me, as long as they are enjoying themselves I am happy that they are there. This year all was going swimmingly well, a packed marquee, great numbers and a real buzz of excitement as the food was prepared and shared. Then towards the end of the second day it all went a bit crazy. Steve, the executive chef for the Wagamama chain was doing sterling work on stage when an elderly gentleman stormed in and started to shout at me. Apparently we had no right to be there in the market square and he demanded that I stopped immediately and take down the marquee. Well with a full kitchen and an audience in excess of 100 that was not really possible. He continued by explaining that he was unable to sit down on his favourite bench. I offered him a seat in the marquee and the promise of some delicious food but he was having none of it. "You have no right to be here" he cried. So I took down the licenses that we needed to be there and showed them to him. At this point he started to shout again so I asked the audience to vote on whether we should stop and take down the marquee. They were as one, supportive and of course hungry I guess. His shouting got worse and he started to swear. At this point I’d had enough. I was not having him use bad language in front of the children present and I took him by the arm and escorted the ranting man out, drawing the vinyl curtain behind him in as forceful a way as is possible. He finally gave up and we continued. I was exhausted by the whole experience and it was all I could do to compose myself and cook the testicles that were to be eaten in the following extreme food event! If you would like to see me on the Live Food Stage at the next Brighton and Hove Food and Drink event then join me on Hove lawns this coming August Bank Holiday weekend on the Saturday and again on Monday.

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PASSION IN PRACTICE DV8 are proud to announce two new exciting level 3 courses to add to their already impressive collection. ver the last 12 years Dv8 Sussex has been offering exciting and engaging courses for young people in the creative industries. In this time their successes have allowed them to grow each year and deliver courses from Level 1 to Level 3 in their bespoke training facilities at the hearts of Brighton and Bexhill. Central to what they do is the belief that creative people learn by having opportunities to put their passion into practice. Because of this they keep their class sizes small (usually no more than 12 people) allowing tutors the space to cater to each student’s individual needs and creating the perfect social environment to encourage confidence and belief in young people. Their tutors are a huge part of what makes them special and you can only deliver a course at Dv8 Sussex if you have extensive experience of working in the industry you wish to teach. They also have plenty of industry guests and projects delivered by realworld clients to inspire the students. 2014/15 guests included; David Quantick; Gresham Blake; Tru Thoughts label bosses; DJ Skitz; spoken word artist Hollie McNish; photographer Neil Grundy; producer Rebecca Dawson; and Rough Trade founder Geoff Travis. Managing Director Dan Wallman says: “Employers have repeatedly told us that the key attributes they

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At Dv8 all staff are really caring, not just about our well-being or education, but about us as individuals. There’s a real sense of communication and respect These attributes are embedded across our programmes and we believe prepare our students for the real world of work. Bearing this out is the fact that 100% of the students that completed our Advanced Level 3 Apprenticeship progressed successfully into employment in a sector with high competition for well paid jobs. “ Gaining a crucial insight and experience into students’ chosen industries is essential to the Dv8 model, and each course involves enterprise projects which place students firmly in the world of work. Media Production student Josh sums this approach up perfectly “You get to take part in real opportunities with industry clients who offer their own experiences and professional

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between both parties.” Passionate about offering pathways to help the best talent develop, Dv8 are launching two exciting new Level 3 courses this year in Media Production and Live Events & Promotion. These courses will place students right at the heart of their chosen industry. Projects include running a Fringe Venue during Brighton Fringe Festival in May (Live Events) and forming a media agency with Long Run Works, pitching ideas to real companies (Media Production)! Curriculum area lead for Media Chris Beer gives us an insight of level 3 Media Production course “Our Media level 3 course is different. You will learn the latest video and social media techniques on the latest software (Adobe CC 2015 update) with high end production equipment. You will work with a unique and exciting media company Longrun, you will pitch to real clients and work on real projects.” James Turnbull Live Events tutor for Dv8, Development Manager for The Old Market and former Director/Creator of The Warren says: “Learning live events at Dv8 is a hands on experience. The course is run as if you are in a production company - devising,

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contacts and all the support you need to become the cities next generation of event managers & promoters.” Flying in the face of a seemingly difficult job market, Dv8 have run a successful apprenticeship programme in Social Media and digital Marketing for 4 years. This Level 3 qualification is open to students aged 16-23 and offers the candidate 18 months of paid employment in addition to the qualification, with many being kept on by their employer upon completion of the placement “Working with Sarah (our apprentice) is an absolute joy, she has filled our new website full of beautiful and informative new marketing content which is sure to dazzle our clients when it launches later this month.” Tom Painter, Director Bigman CGI With more and more people choosing Dv8 Sussex, there couldn’t be a better time to join up and take the next step. Interviews are now taking place for all courses starting in September Visit www.dv8sussex.com for more information

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he wants. He was delighted too when it arrived and amongst other things it came with a cob of corn. He made short work of it too. We had decided that we did not want wine but the owners were having none of that and insisted that we try something new from their excellent list. Well it would have been rude to say no and I was very glad that my manners overrode my earlier decision, it was indeed very good. I chose my dish from the blackboard of daily specials and this proved to be a first class decision. I love trout and

KILLER COCKTAILS A fine dinner & CUISINE at Plateau first met the guys at Plateau many years back at Blanch House. What an amazing impact Amanda Blanch and Chris Edwardes had on Brighton’s restaurant and bar scene. So many of their team went on to work across the city and then across the UK and the rest of the world. The Plateau boys are very French, delightfully so and when they opened Mange Tout in Trafalgar Street it was a breath of fresh air. A relaxed cafe, or brasserie perhaps that served great breakfasts, delicious lunches and superb suppers. They still do but after a while they also opened Plateau in Bartholomews. The pretty building with lovely windows was an ideal central location for them and pretty soon they had found their niche. As regular readers will know, I am a fan of a good cocktail and Plateau make some of the best the city can offer. It’s a pleasant place to go and sit at the bar with a stiff drink, carefully crafted, or a glass of excellent organic wine, one of their specialities and maybe a platter of cheese or charcuterie. I admit that on occasions I say goodbye to my companions for the evening and slip in there for one for the ditch. A few weeks ago I had attended a launch of a new Italian eatery, more of which later. There I had bumped into my chef friend, the very talented Mr T. We had both enjoyed a few glasses of good wine and delicious canapés – but we both wanted something more substantial to follow. With no plan in mind we drifted towards the old Town Hall and

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happened upon Plateau. From the door we could see that it was

I ate it slowly not wanting the dish to ever end. I think that is recommendation enough packed to the gunnels, not Sally I hasten to add. They did though have one table left and we jumped to it, it seemed we had been guided by a higher force, and very soon we knew this to be true.

Having already eaten quite a few teasers at the party we decided to share a starter and then have a main course each. We did however start with a cocktail and mine was amazing, negroni like but white, it was both punchy and light. Mr T chose something longer and fruity and was equally impressed. To start we shared a dish of perfectly prepared octopus with a meaty croquette and a salad of microherbs. It was excellent, every part well cooked, the seasoning well balanced and delightful blend of sweet and savoury flavours and exciting textures. Mr T wanted a steak, he often has cravings for a steak, and after a session in his own excellent spice laden kitches I think he should be able to eat exactly what

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happened to be in a fishy frame of mind. It was perfectly cooked and delicately seasoned. It also came with a selection of some of my favourite things. First artichoke hearts, simply prepared and all the better for that. Then courgettes, again cooked with a precision that allowed the sweet flesh to sing out. Finally gnocchi, but no ordinary gnocchi these. Light and fluffy, these sweet litle potato dumplings were made with crab. Yes crab and I guess both white and drak crabmeat. The flavour was quite simply perfection, the sweetness matched by that distinctive muskiness of the soft dark meat. I ate it slowly not wanting the dish to ever end. I think that is recommendation enough. Plateau, 1 Bartholowmews, Brighton, BN1 1HG 01273 733085 plateaubrighton.co.uk

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BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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TRAVELLING THROUGH TIME

960’s The Time Machine is not to be recommended on the basis of its Academy Award winning special effects, which have aged terribly for a film about time

travel! Do try to look past the antiquated effects and make up to see the story beyond: George, an eccentric London inventor, creates a device that can travel through time - it occupies the same space, yet moves through eras. George doesn't care much for his own time, an epoch when science is called on only to invent new weapons, ones that can more efficiently "depopulate" the Earth. One evening, George takes to his machine and travels forwards in time. After accidentally stopping in the first world war (a conflict predicted by H G Wells when he wrote the book in 1895!) and experiencing the start of nuclear war between the hemispheres, George finally stops his machine in the far-flung world of 802,701 AD. Wilderness has reasserted itself over the ages, save for some damaged but oddly-advanced structures. George meets the denizens of this era, the androgynous Eloi, who have no government, no economy, and no laws but live peacefully. Nobody in the society works, and worse, they don't even know how to grow their own food. The Eloi can't write or read and have grown terribly incurious. George, knowing that asking questions is the only way man learns and develops, is deeply disappointed by the path humanity has taken. The Eloi can tell him nothing but escort him to a library of information discs. (CDs! H G Wells predicted CDs in 1895!) To George’s despair, he learns that mankind is divided by the ultimate class warfare. The inhuman, cannibalistic Morlocks live underground in caverns and feed off the simple, cattle-like Eloi. The Morlocks boast advanced technology (including running water and heat) but are brutal, domineering and exploitative. The Eloi, far from being "free" as George first thought, are servants. Wells was clearly well versed in Darwinism and the film runs with the book’s social commentary involving labour and capital evolving into separate races. The divisions of war finally become such that there is actually a physiological schism in the race: Morlocks and Eloi no longer even share the same biology. This film suggests such division is mankind's destiny, that international wars will lead only to ruin, and a collapse of the species intellectually and physically. George holds a book that crumbles to dust and his horror at the loss of intellectualism and curiosity is clear, yet he doesn't give up. He doesn't cower. Instead, he fights for the human race. Ultimately, he commits himself to the world of 802,701 and sets about the hard work of building a new culture, a new civilization. The message is clear: if we fight for curiosity over bland materialism and consumerism we can save the human race.

This film suggests such division is mankind's destiny, that international wars will lead only to ruin, intellectually and physically

CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

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ot a spare fiver? Then I’d stake it on George Clooney to become US President. Or Ed Miliband to win I’m A Celebrity. Because according to bookmakers William Hill, the odds on any of those things happening are 100/1 – the exact same odds they were offering on Jeremy Clarkson and pals signing for Amazon. Which, of course, is exactly what's happened. So what should we make of this curious move by the old Top Gear crew? Well, if you're a fan of theirs and you already subscribe to Amazon Prime – basically an annual payment that lets you get the best of what Amazon has to offer – then obviously it's great, you'll be able to enjoy this new show, whatever it's going to be called, when it starts next year. But if you're a Top Gear fan who doesn't currently buy into the Prime thing, will the signing of Clarkson and co. persuade you to cough up? Or will you just think, sod that, I'll make do with Chris Evans? What we're really going to witness here is a popularity test on an unprecedented scale. I can't recall any major terrestrial TV personality (OK, technically this is three personalities, but we all know who it’s really about) putting their pulling power on the line to the extent that Clarkson's now doing. Sure, we have ratings. But this is bigger. This isn't just a star hoping you'll jab the right button on your remote. This is a star hoping you love them so much that you'll (a) change your viewing habits, and (b) fork out good money to follow them to their new TV home. Make no mistake, that's what Amazon wants from this deal. They'll have invested a fortune in Clarkson, Hammond and May in the hope of luring oodles of new subscribers. I'm not blaming them, it's how their business works. But for Clarkson it could backfire horrendously, because viewer loyalty is a desperately fickle thing. Just think how often a TV channel has forked out a fortune to persuade a big star to switch sides, only to discover that this star's allegedly dedicated fanbase – kind of vital if the deal is to make financial sense – couldn't be bothered to do likewise. Admittedly, Clarkson's situation is a bit different. But the fact remains he'll be expected to deliver viewers to Amazon in their droves. That's a heap of pressure. Money won't concern him. He'll have secured a very lucrative deal. But if fans don't follow him to Amazon in vast numbers, how will his ego cope? TV stars should really think twice before asking their viewers: “How much do you really love me, guys?” They may just find they don’t like the answer. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2

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t’s Artwave later this month. And what better way to get you excited about Lewes’s annual visual arts festival than to write about one of our favourite painters, who will be opening her studio once again this year. We first met Jessica Zoob in 2010. And the close encounter with her vast canvases – often the result of years’ of work – is something we’ll never forget. Jessica’s earliest passion was the theatre, ForJoy and her first career theatre design. “I think that’s why I’m constantly craving to do huge, huge things,” she says. Perhaps it also explains the internal dimensions to her art: the hidden depths that are only to be expected when you realise how relentlessly she works: layering and scraping back oils on canvas – again and again… and again. “They have maybe 20 or 30 layers,” says Jessica. “And you can’t have every layer perfect because then you’d never want to lose it. They’re there so you can discover them. I work on about 20 pieces at a time because each layer has to be flat to dry. By the time I’ve got to the 20th I can go back to the first and it’s ready for the next layer. But it’s so scary if you get it wrong. You spend years getting to the final stage and then the last layer might just mess it up.” Jessica’s compulsion is to create paintings that “don’t look painted”. Instead, her works appear almost organic – like they have been formed out of rock or the marks on a pebble. It’s an incredibly slow process, as the artist endeavours to achieve something that just doesn’t look forced or overworked. And it’s impossible to appreciate the results without viewing first-hand their textures and tones. Jessica says she wants to give people “something that doesn’t give away everything at first”. If you spend time looking at the layers, you’ll see different things. It’s a soothing, calming experience that you really shouldn’t miss. Artwave runs from 22 August to 6 September weekends. Twitter @brightonsarty

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SOMETHING ROTTEN Dukebox to hear the thoughts of King Claudius

n early heads-up now for one of the city’s most interesting and exciting writers and performers Rober Cohen. While the critical slings and arrows fly back and forth in the debate over Benedict Cumberbatch’s London Hamlet, the City of Brighton & Hove is to hear the thoughts of another player from Shakespeare’s iconic tragedy: Claudius of Denmark. Something Rotten, written and performed by Brighton’s own Cohen, looks at the events of the world’s most famous play from the viewpoint of Hamlet’s uncle-turnedstepfather – King Claudius, the fratricidal regicide (he kills his brother, the king) who marries his victim’s widow and whose death the prince so long plots without enacting. “Claudius is an endlessly intriguing character,” says Cohen; “We know he murdered Hamlet’s father and married his mother, but Shakespeare doesn’t give us too much else. For instance, how long has Claudius had designs on his brother’s crown? How long have he

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and Gertrude been at it? How did he get on with his nephew, prior to the recent upheavals? And, just by the by, how did Yorick become the most famous corpse in literary history?” Directed by Jenny Rowe, Something Rotten was premiered at the Barnstaple Fringe TheatreFest, where audience members are encouraged to write down their thoughts about what they’ve seen. “A very committed performance from an outstanding performer,” wrote one audience reviewer: “A great show for those familiar or, like me, unfamiliar with Hamlet.” I would add that from previous performances Robert is indeed a captivating performer. Robert Cohen has specialised in characters “beyond the pale”, from Don John in Much Ado About Nothing to the real-life McCarthyite supergrass in The Trials of Harvey Matusow (FringeReview Outstanding Theatre Award) to the Russian gangster Stepan in the BBC sitcom Ideal to the tormented traffic warden Quint in High Vis – the latter winning acclaim from such diverse corners as Drystone Radio (“Brilliant”), the Daily Mail’s Quentin Letts (“Terrific stuff”), and Remotegoat. Something Rotten Saturday 3rd October 8pm The Dukebox Theatre, The Iron Duke, Waterloo Street, Hove, BN3 Tickets £5 via www.wegottickets.com/ thedukeboxtheatre

The Hawth Autumn Season The Hawth has unveiled their brand new Winter season to delight and entertain all ages in the coming months. Of course there is the annual spectacular pantomime plus two showstopping West End musicals, theatre, music, family shows for all ages plus films and live screenings of performances from the Royal Shakespeare Company, National Theatre and Royal Opera House in The Hawth’s Curzon Cinema. Tickets for The Bodyguard (Nov 24 – Dec 5), starring Alexandra Burke are already selling fast. With VIP tickets also available offering extra special treatment during your visit, including a glass of Champagne and a table reservation in the bar, this will be a night out not to forget. As well as this relative newcomer to the musical scene, they are also delighted to have Blood Brothers back, (Oct 12-17) this time starring Marti Pellow as the Narrator and Maureen Nolan as Mrs Johnstone. There is music galore in the new season with the sounds of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons in Lets Hang On (Oct 2) and Bay City Rollers starring Les McKeown (Oct 19) will have the tartan scarves of hundreds of women fluttering all over again. If the 1970s wasn’t your era then perhaps ‘80s classics Go West and Nik Kershaw (Oct 23) are more to your taste or the swinging Big Band sound (Oct 21) of the Syd Lawrence Orchestra? You can also look forward to the return of The A-Z of Musicals (Sept

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20) with a brand new show, Crawley Blues Festival’s (Oct 23 & 24) 10th Anniversary performance and Britain’s Got Talent’s first winner Paul Potts (Nov 3) will be wowing audiences with his powerful performance. Henning Wehn is back by popular demand (Oct 4) with Eins, Zwei, DIY and he’s taking to the main stage in the Theatre having sold out the Studio on his previous visits. The comedy doesn’t stop there though; Milton Jones (Oct 9), Dave Gorman (Nov 11) and Ed Byrne (Jan 29) will also all be bringing on the laughter for the winter. Theatre fans will love seeing Oscar Wilde’s classic novel brought to life in A Picture of Dorian Gray (Oct 13) and One Man Madame Butterfly (Oct 18) tells the story of Madame Butterfly’s son 30 years after the end of the iconic opera. Acting veteran and TV star Jeffrey Holland tells the funny and often poignant tales of the Friendship between Stan and Oliver in …And This is My Friend Mr Laurel (Oct 22). Those who love dance will be enthralled by Joss Arnott Dance’s (Nov 2) triple-bill in collaboration with GRAMMY Award-winning Dame Evelyn Glennie and Giselle (Jan 18) and The Nutcracker (Jan 19) from St Petersburg Ballet will delight fans of classical dance. There’s plenty of fun to be had for the family at this time of year as Basil Brush takes to the stage (Oct 4), Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious film noir pastiche The Falcon’s Malteser (Oct 6) is ‘…an absolute treat for old and young…’ (What’s On Stage) and Peppa Pig’s Surprise (Jan 27 & 28) is sure to delight pre-schools with plenty of oinks and muddy puddles. And of course that excellent panto… Box Office: 01293 553636 Online: www.parkwoodtheatres.co.uk

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Treats are in store from the Brighton Comedy Fringe this year uch is being made of the Brighton Comedy Festival coming to town in October, bringing with it such big names as Nina Conti, Patrick Keilty and Beardyman. The Brighton Comedy Festival has done us proud this year. Thank you very much. But it pays not to forget the homegrown Brighton Comedy Fringe, organised by Otherplace Productions who programme The Basement all the year round, and the delights that they too have in store for us. Starting a week later than big brother BC Festival, the BC Fringe kicks off with the marvellous Tom Parry (one third of award-winning sketch group Pappy’s) with his debut solo show ‘Yellow T-shirt’ on 16th October. Known as the most anarchic member of his sketch group, seeing Tom untethered will be a masterclass in mayhem and misrule. Which, when combined with his years of performing and gathering acclaim already, proves most enticing. Red Brick Comedy is making a welcome return as Otherplace’s Saturday night comedy hub, hosted by Sean McLoughlan. Headliners this time include Luisa Omielan – who has been selling out all over the world, including at Komedia and last year’s Brighton Comedy Festival, with her shows ‘What Would Beyoncé Do?’ and ‘Am I Right Ladies?’ – and Mitch Benn – a popular member of the core team on BBC Radio 4’s ‘The Now Show’. Support acts are also always top notch with a hint of risk, making this a raucous and marvellous evening. Otherplace were also the masterminds behind the Brighton Fringe’s Warren site, and as such they’ve booked some of their most successful shows from May to come back. Debut comic play Threesome plays several dates, as does Sh*t-faced Showtime. Plus hotly tipped solo shows from two members of the sell-out improvisation group Racing Minds, in the form of ‘Foolball’ from Tom Skelton and ‘Möglich’ from Douglas Walker. Plus heaps from the likes of Beasts, Tom Neenan, Fin Taylor, Mixed Doubles, James Wilson-Taylor (the man behind ‘The Whosical’), and many more. So indulge in a bit of Fringe frolicking. You know you want to. www.brightoncomedyfestival.com, www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk

The Wedding Present’s two-day summer festival creates a splash n indoor mini-festival curated by David Gedge of indie icons the Wedding Present, this two-day event always takes place on the August Bank Holiday weekend, and always features both The Wedding Present and their alter-ego Cinerama. Devised while siting in a roadside cafe whilst on tour, the inaugural At The Edge of the Sea festival took place in 2009, a one-day event that eventually morphed into a two-day event in 2013. As well as featuring many band members, past and present, Gedge invites acts from here in Brighton, as well as from around the globe. Over the years acts such as The Victorian English Gentlemens Club, The Pipettes, Badly Drawn Boy, Martin Rossiter, The Twilight Sad and The Membranes have graced the event, along with a plethora of lesser known artists. As is the custom nowadays, The Wedding Present dig out one of their past albums, and play it in its entirety. This year, it's the turn of Saturnalia, their fifth album, released in 1996, and the last one before the band decided to 'retire' and become Cinerama, essentially the same band but with a different sound and style. Although Cinerama became The Wedding present again in the early noughties, Cinerama

continues as a side project, albeit usually a very parttime one, often just performing their only gig of year at The Edge of the Sea, the band switching instruments around. However Cinerama recently released a re-vamped version of the Wedding Present's Valentina album, so expect to hear that this year. This year's event also features a recently reformed My Life Story (led by Brighton based Jake Shillingford, and who enjoyed a number of minor hits in the midlate 90s); Birmingham's The Nightingales, who formed in 1979 out of the ashes of punk legends The Prefects; Tom and Alex White's new band The Fiction Aisle; the all-male tribute to The Donnas in the form of The Donalds, who feature Art Brut's Eddie Argos and the Wedding Present's Charlie Layton; ex-Wedding Present bassist Terry de Castro, Haiku Salut, Witching Waves and many others. Also on the agenda will be David Gedge digging out some 78s for a DJ set, a DJ set from Edie Argos and Charlie Layton's Wedding Present Bingo! Concorde 2, Sat 29-Sun 30 August, 3-10pm (both days).£22/£40. Day and weekend tickets are available.

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Art: Ryan Callanan Solo show 'Life's A Gamble', Callanan's latest body of work features new work, lyric pieces and 3D figures. Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, Brighton, 01273 645299. Until 6 Sept.

Art: Lost & Found Multimedia installation of visual arts by Pale Blue Dot, created to present evidence of the links between consumer culture and the decline of the natural world,

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Event: Brighton Bikers Nights focussing on over production and over consumption, particularly of food, and the impact this is having on the British countryside. ONCA, 14 St. George's Place, Brighton, 01273 607101. Until 23 Sept.

Event: Dub Organiser Live dub music, classics and original tunes performed live by the in-house band along with special guest musicians and vocalists. The most exciting dub

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GORDON BENNETT Alan Bennett: Talking Heads, 11 August Theatre Royal Brighton Andrew Kay ★★★★

Bennett’s TV plays make the transition from TV drama somewhat awkwardly. There is a lack of intimacy in the format that is not helped by the expansive nature of Francis O’Connor’s shaky set, and in directing, Sarah Esdale may have been far too concerned with accents than needed, which left Siobhan Redmond with a wobbly Harrogate twang via Brum and Karl Theobald, who fared better, on occasions lapsing into something far more home counties. That said both managed to convey the bitter sweet tragedy of these wonderful scripts. Siobhan Redmond finally finds her footing in the scene when her character finds a kind of peace in prison, and here she gives as good a rendering of the sadness of loneliness as one might hope to see. Karl Theobald is moving as Graham, the sad son who suffers from being… well what does he suffer from and how best do we describe this when former labels have all been denied us by the advent of political correctness? Graham has problems, lives at home with his widowed mother and does not work, Graham would perhaps now be described as having “other” rather than “special” needs but Graham is not stupid, just vulnerable and Theobald delivers this with skill. Bennett captures in words the now quaint language and manners of a Northern England that is perhaps disappearing if not already gone and one has to wonder how time will affect the work, will future audiences even understand the subtle nuances of that past age. Being Northern of course, and of a certain age, they ring home with distressing clarity – and never more so than when

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the marvelous Stephanie Cole delivers “A Cream Cracker Under The Settee”, what’s a settee you may ask and that merely clarifies my previous point. Cole nails the accent, nails the nuances, delivers the humour with dour charm and the tragedy with stoic resignation. She plays Bennett with a realism that allows it to get right to the heart, one minute with joy, the next with heart wrenching sadness. Hers is a five star performance, moving but sadly too short.

Brighton Philharmonic Summer Season Sussex alumnus Barry Mills has a large following in Brighton and his work is well known in the offices of The Latest, so it was no surprise to find the church full today. His seashore inspired String Quartet (2007), like a water-colour sketch, was perfect for a wistful summer afternoon. Gordon Jacob’s Suite for Bassoon and Strings hit the spot too, lively and tuneful. Of course, the lightness of touch of Ani Batikian and Leo Payne (violins), Roland Roberts (viola) and Peter Adams (cello) made these performances to treasure. They concluded this very successful miniseason with Haydn’s flamboyant ‘Rider’ Quartet. Coda: The next Brighton Philharmonic season starts 11 October with Stephen Hough (piano). A generous 50% student discount is available. Unitarian Church, 9 August 2015 Andrew Connal ★★★★★

Kid Creole And The Coconuts The Lifeboat Party pulled into port and Captain August Darnell proved himself to be the

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consummate showman. With three Coconuts and a funky sixpiece band the stage was a tight fit, but in his trademark zoot suit the Kid was part Cab Calloway, part James Brown and delivered hit after seamlessly segued hit to an ecstatic crowd. The energy from all members was infectious and they seemed to be having a ball with much sauciness from the leader reciprocated by the multitalented Coconuts. The finale featured a costume change and some justified “no brag, just fact” rapping on 'Wonderful Thing'. Supremely entertaining. Concorde 2, 8 August 2015 Steve Clements ★★★★★

Annie – Craig Revel Horwood Considering this show’s star plays cruel Miss Hannigan (and ‘Strictly’ presents his good side!), there’s no wonder the dancing isn’t just sharp but razor. The lavish Broadway set, band and production values are matched by a super-charged cast as slick and dapper as whenever these words were true compliments. However, very young and old didn’t come for these but for the troupe of scruffy, loud and fabulous young dames led by Sophia Pettit (or Madeleine Haynes or Isabella Pappas) as Annie herself, who danced, stomped and sang out through this Depression-based tale promising that better tomorrow. This heart-warming show delivers! Congress Theatre, 10 August 2015 Andrew Connal ★★★★★

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1 Junkyard Choir Sun Moon Stars 2 The Popguns Still Waiting For The Winter 3 Dirty Weekend in Brighton ‘Frankie’ 4 Dirty Weekend in Brighton Dirty Weekend in Brighton 5 Dirty Weekend in Brighton Ben Sherman 6 Junkyard Choir Get It On 7 The Speak Diggin a hole 8 The Black Fields The Fighter 9 Rise of The Ziggurat Caplet 10 TVism TV eyes 11 Sweet Jonny American Psycho 12 MIGHT Help 13 The Speak Flowers 14 Trilby New Shoes 15 George Foster Your Love

Hailing from Quebec in Canada, Shoreham’s Ropetackle was a long way from home for De Temps Antan. But the folk trio showed that they are far from home town boys, wowing the audience with their energetic and in-your-face beats. The name of the band itself means time and again. Talking with great warmth, these were lads who clearly enjoyed what they did a whether it was with their voice, on the fiddle, accordion or stamping out a rhythm on the floor so hard that the stage moved. The result was a energetic, exciting and enigmatic show which inspired you to sit and smile – time and time again. Ropetackle Arts Centre, 7 August Tim Ridgway ★★★★★

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TUESDAY 18 School Swap: The Class Divide ITV1, 9pm There’s been plenty of debate about privilege, not least that of education and which school you went to. For one week a head and six students from a private school switch worlds with their state school counterparts. A week’s not long, but rude awakenings are bound to arrive.

Terror On Everest: Surviving The Nepal Earthquake Channel 4, 9pm Less than four months ago all across Nepal the effects of a devastating earthquake were felt. This documentary has exclusive interviews with survivors, as well as never-before-seen footage, and experts look at how such a massive disaster could be avoided in the future.

Melissa & Joey E4, 7.30pm It’s good to look to the future, and Mel’s dead grateful that her Dad is on hand as someone she trusts to offer advice to Joe’s mother about drawing up a will. Hopefully they’ll get on. Oh, they got on. A bit too well. Yikes! We’re sure Mel and Joe will be all cool about it though, because they always behave like adults.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Novel Ideas 2.00 Behind The Science 2.30 Collapse The Box 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Cuppa TV Show for women about health, fitness, lifestyle and raising a young family. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Behind The Science Dr Heather Cegla talks to Professor Philip Dufton from the Astrophysics Research Centre in Queen’s University. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Novel Ideas The author, Tony Macaulay interviews the author and producer Leesa Harker. 10.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Cuppa TV 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Behind The Science 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Novel Ideas 4.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The TV That Made Me 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Phil finds himself in a difficult situation, but what will he decide to do? After coming across a suspicious message, has another Walford resident discovered the real truth behind what happened to Lucy? 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Cara’s suspicions cause a rift in the AAU team - but is she right? Dominic is determined to change Hanssen’s opinion of him. Elliot is presented with a dilemma when he is offered an exciting new position. 9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Don’t Take My Baby Factual drama which tells the story of a disabled couple’s agonising struggle to keep their newborn baby. Based on real-life testimony, this emotional tale will call viewers’ prejudices and beliefs about the disabled community and society as a whole into question, as we learn about a situation many disabled couples find themselves in as new parents. 11.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Countryside 999 8.15 The House That £100k Built 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 11.55 The Super League Show 12.40pm FILM: On Moonlight Bay (1951) 2.15 Yes, Prime Minister 2.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Great Barrier Reef 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation The half-way point of the Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation sees them journey to the furthest reaches of Europe culminating in an amazing family party thrown by Dave’s wife Lil, who comes from Romania. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 The House That £100k Built Having spent the last five years living in a caravan, Sue and Tim are setting out to prove they can build a low cost contemporary farmhouse without scrimping on aspiration. 9.00 Are Our Kids Tough Enough? Chinese School It is exam week at Chinese School but, after recent discipline problems, the Chinese teachers are playing catch-up against their British counterparts. 10.00 Scrappers: Back In The Yard Documentary following straighttalking scrapyard owner Terry and his glamorous wife Lyndsay. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 The Fast Show Comedy sketch show. 11.35 Country Strife: Abz On The Farm Three-part series following exboyband rapper Abz Love and his girlfriend Vicky Fallon. 12.05am Sign Zone: Don’t Tell The Bride 1.05 Sign Zone: Earth’s Natural Wonders: Living On The Edge

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Guess This House 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Hello Campers 5.00 Rebound

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ashley makes a mistake at the memorial. Rishi is angry with Jai. 7.30 The Dales Adrian Edmondson visits Kilnsey Show in Upper Wharfedale, where farmer Carol Mellin and her dog Maisie are taking part in the sheep dog trials. 8.00 Love Your Wild Garden In a special wild episode of Love Your Garden, Alan Titchmarsh and his team are in Bedfordshire, transforming a neglected outside space at Keech Hospice in Luton into a state of the art wildlife garden. Alan meets the staff and residents at Keech, a place where many people with life-limiting illnesses go to spend their final days. He realises how much a garden, and in particular a place for nature, could make a difference to people approaching the end. 9.00 School Swap: The Class Divide See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm Practical joker Wink McAndrew, an old friend of Donald’s, checks in - but Jacqueline is concerned about the consequences. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Don’t Blow The Inheritance 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Reenie’s present to Cleo gives her a sinister chill. Scott pulls out all the stops to impress. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Three Day Nanny Reality series following experienced nanny Kathryn Mewes, who deals with the nation’s troublesome children. Here she faces a troublesome twosome in the form of twin sisters Betsy and Beau Bloomfield. Their parents Natalie and Matthew have not slept properly since the twins were born as the girls spend all night playing tag team screaming. 9.00 Terror On Everest: Surviving The Nepal Earthquake See highlights. 10.00 How To Get A Council House Three-part documentary series following the day-to-day lives of people on the waiting list for a council house. The third episode focuses on Tower Hamlets’ Homeless service. 11.00 Revenge Porn Documentary. Anna Richardson investigates the illegal phenomenon of revenge porn. 12.05am Pokerstars Caribbean Adventure 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.55 London Triathlon 2.50 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.15 British GT 3.45 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Draw It!

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Time To Remember (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Denny and Ash are back together but talk about keeping things light and having a relationship with no commitments. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following an elite team of high-speed law-enforcement pursuit specialists in Cumbria. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. In Manchester, animal inspector Vickie McDonald attends one of the hardest cases of her career. 9.00 Benefits Life: Jailbird Boys Going Straight Part of Channel 5’s ‘Britain on Benefits’ season, this special one-off documentary focuses on the lives of ex-prisoners trying to go straight on the welfare state. 10.00 Joined At The Head: Twin Life Documentary. The extraordinary story of conjoined twins Krista and Tatiana, sisters who are share parts of their brains as well as some remarkable abilities. 11.00 The Benefits Estate First of a two-part, fly-on-the-wall documentary series about Darndale, an infamous housing estate in Dublin. 12.00am Undercover Benefits Cheat 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 FILM: Assault On Precinct 13 (2005) 11.10 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Prostitution: What’s The Harm? 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Prostitution 2.00 Find A Home For My Brother

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 The First Georgians: The German Kings Who Made Britain 10.00 The Genius Of Marie Curie 11.00 Precision: The Measure Of All Things 12.00am Insect Dissection: How Insects Work

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: Final Destination (2000) 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.55 Fake Reaction 1.30 Hell’s Kitchen

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 A Is For Acid 12.05am Wycliffe 1.10 The Royal

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey. See highlights. 8.00 FILM: Turner And Hooch (1989) 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Selling Houses

11.00am Funny Face (1957) 1.20pm Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986) 4.00 August Rush (2007) 6.15 The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 9.00 Prometheus (2012) 11.25 Ruby Sparks (2012) 1.30am Conviction (2010) 3.45 Close

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WEDNESDAY 19 Horizon: First Britons BBC2, 8pm It’s great the way new things are discovered all the time that make us question that which we previously thought of as cold, hard FACT. New archeological finds are now challenging what the first Britons were like. Handto-mouth existence? We think not. Hardy, resilient sophisticated folk? Well, yes please.

Britain’s Spending Secrets BBC1, 9pm Anne Robinson heads off on a road trip meeting people across the country and across the full spectrum of wealth. From single mother Charlotte whose life on benefits is not helped by the serious debt she’s also shouldering to mega-rich Alfie who only spends money on things that can make him more money.

Nashville E4, 10pm There’s always drama in the world of country singing – otherwise they’d have nothing to sing about. This time it’s focussing on good drama, as the Grand Ole Opry is honouring Rayna on a special anniversary. Woo hoo! Time to pull out the stops and get Deacon and her daughters to sing with her too.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bookenders 2.00 Novel Ideas 2.30 Collapse The Box 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 The Easy Riders The lads are back on their bikes as the road trip continues. As they enter Spain, we meet MotoGP legend Randy Mamola and learn about Matt's love of oranges. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. 10.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The TV That Made Me 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Pound Shop Wars Documentary series. Poundworld prides itself on selling life’s essentials, but every now and then one particular new product can start selling like hot cakes. Poundworld boss Chris is tipped off by his granddaughter Olivia that the latest trend to hit is loom bands. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Amateur baking challenge. The ten remaining bakers face bread week. Starting with the signature challenge, the bakers must tackle a Bake Off first and make quick breads - with no proving necessary, the bakers have an hour and a half to get creative with their flavours. In another Bake Off first, Paul sets baguettes as the technical challenge. 9.00 Britain’s Spending Secrets See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions. 11.05 Mountain Goats Sitcom. 11.35 FILM: Transsiberian (2008) Starring Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer, Ben Kingsley, Kate Mara. Thriller. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Countryside 999 8.15 Claimed And Shamed 8.45 Antiques Roadshow Detectives 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 11.55 The Rockford Files 12.45pm FILM: I Know Where I’m Going (1947) 2.15 Yes, Prime Minister 2.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Great Barrier Reef 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation The home of Mozart, the Sound of Music and Arnie provides the fifth leg of the Hairy Bikers’ adventure. The trip starts in Vienna, patisserie capital of the world, and ends atop the Grossglockner Alpine pass. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. It’s a battle for the main course with Welsh chefs Stephen Gomes, Adam Bannister and Phil Carmichael going head to head. 8.00 Horizon: First Britons See highlights. 9.00 Natural World No added flavourings or preservatives. 10.00 Scrappers: Back In The Yard Documentary following straighttalking scrapyard owner Terry and his wife Lyndsay as they fight for the future of their business and their family. Lyndsay has persuaded Terry to bring in a management consultant and he promises to be all ears. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 The Fast Show Fast-moving comedy sketch show. 11.35 The House That £100k Built Sue and Tim are setting out to prove they can build a low cost contemporary farmhouse without scrimping on aspiration. 12.35am Sign Zone: Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean On Earth 1.35 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Emma grows anxious about Ross. Dan is tormented by guilt. Laurel takes on a new role. 7.30 Coronation Street Callum takes revenge on Jason. Alya and Sally compete for the factory. Romance may be in the air for the campers. 8.00 Foyle’s War Crime drama series set in the years immediately after the Second World War. When a young student is badly assaulted, Foyle wonders if the attack is racially motivated as the young man was the son of a wealthy and high profile Jewish businessman. Sam is determined to help a young boy in Adam’s constituency when she realises his life may be in danger because he cannot afford hospital care. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the week’s UEFA Champions League play-off, first-leg matches as Manchester United make their return to European football after a year away. 11.40 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Freddie and Lindsey attempt to build bridges with Joe. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Supervet In The Field Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick. In this episode, over 6,500 owners and their dogs join him in Cheshire for a celebration of their shared love of dogs. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. Time is of the essence in this episode as one couple race to the finish line desperate to meet their baby, while another savour every second, as Dad’s brain injury means he may not remember anything about it. 10.00 Witnesses Atmospheric French police thriller. Sandra deduces that Kaz Gorbier cannot be acting alone, but if he isn’t digging up the bodies, then who is? And with Paul completely at the mercy of Gorbier, can Sandra save her colleague from certain death. 11.00 Sex Party Secrets Documentary. 12.00am Music On 4: Four To The Floor 12.35 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 1.30 FILM: The Dilemma (2011) 3.20 Grand Designs Australia 4.15 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.05 Fifteen To One 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Badge Of Betrayal (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddy and Oscar discuss taking their relationship to the next level. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Observational documentary series following the medical teams from the Royal London Hospital and Air Ambulance who deliver on-the-spot emergency treatment to critically ill and injured patients 24 hours a day. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours. 9.00 Undercover Benefits Cheat Reality series in which investigative reporter Paul Connolly goes undercover as a sickness benefits fraudster in order to expose the real benefits cheats. 10.00 Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series set in an women’s prison. Bea realises that Kaz Proctor may be behind Harry’s murder. Fletch draws an incorrect conclusion following a memory flash on his first day back at work. 11.00 The Benefits Estate Last of a two-part, fly-on-the-wall series documenting a year on Ireland’s most notorious housing estate. 12.00am Benefits Life: Jailbird Boys Going Straight 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Supersized 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Desi Rascals 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 The Force 24/7 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Me & My New Brain 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Top Coppers 10.30 Bad Education 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Top Coppers 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Me & My New Brain 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Jaguars - Born Free: Natural World Special 9.00 Confucius: Genius Of The Ancient World 10.00 Natural World Special 11.00 China In Six Easy Pieces 12.00am Jaguars Born Free 1.00 Timeshift: Of Ice And Men

10.25am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Casino Royale (2006) 11.55 Safeword 12.40am Two And A Half Men

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 In Loving Memory 4.55 Never The Twain 5.25 On The Buses 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 8.30 Richard Wilson On The Road 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Wycliffe 11.15 The Vice 12.20am Wycliffe

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

10.30am FILM: The War Lord (1965) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) :6.50 Restoration Man 7.55 The World’s Weirdest Weather 9.00 Four Rooms 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Rugrats Movie (1998) 12.35pm Inspector Gadget (1999) 2.10 Nausicaa: Valley Of The Wind (1984) 4.35 The Tooth Fairy (2010) 6.40 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 9.00 Mama (2013) 11.00 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 12.40am The Evil Dead (1981) 2.20 Apartment 143 (2011)

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THURSDAY 20 Very British Problems Channel 4, 9pm In this age of equality, it appears that Grumpy Old Men and Grumpy Old Women have joined forces to form one big grump together. Hurrah! Maybe that was too enthusiastic. Talking heads muttering about the world at large include Jonathan Ross, Nigel Havers, Ruth Jones and Stephen Mangan.

Trapped In A Cult? Channel Five, 9pm With all of us living more and more disjointed lives, cults are probably all the easier to fall into. Hear stories that’ll have your internet firewall at full power, as one mother reveals how her son joined an online group and lost contact with his family. And another of her escape from a dangerous ‘guru’.

The Mindy Project E4, 9.30pm Mindy meets Peter’s flatmates for the first time and to say she’s taken aback by their rowdiness may be an understatement. Not to worry though, because Mindy has it all in hand. Sounds ominous. And it is for Danny. Plus things go a bit nutty for Jeremy and Morgan when they’re left holding the baby.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton HiLights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Film Live Academy 2.00 Arts Alive Short Film: The Dying Art 2.30 Talk Like That 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis Martin Harley and Sam Lewis filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The TV That Made Me 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain’s busiest and most dangerous roads. 8.30 EastEnders The tension rises at the Mitchells and Sharon finds herself in an impossible situation. Shabnam grows upset when Kush reveals the details of his stag-do, but is there more to it? 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Actress Jane Seymour grew up in London but knows that her father’s side of the family originally came from Poland. She suspects that they suffered in the Holocaust, but has never known what happened. In particular, she wants to find out the fate of her two paternal great aunts, Jadwiga and Michaela, and their families. Jane’s search for the truth takes her to Warsaw. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Parking Mad Observational documentary about people who fight their parking tickets. 11.35 Britain Beneath Your Feet 12.35am Holiday Weatherview 12.40 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Countryside 999 8.15 Coast 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 11.55 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 12.00pm The Rockford Files 12.50 FILM: The 39 Steps (1935) 2.15 Yes, Prime Minister 2.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Madagascar 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation It’s the sixth country of the journey and the Bikers have made it as far as southern Europe - Italy to be precise. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Building The Ancient City: Athens And Rome Well, it took a lot of people... 9.00 That Day We Sang That Day We Sang, by Victoria Wood, is a musical rooted in the Manchester of 1929 and 1969. It is the story of two lonely middle-aged people, Tubby and Enid, who are able to grab a second chance at life when they are reconnected to their emotions by the power of music. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.05 The Fast Show Fast-moving comedy sketch show. 11.35 Horizon: First Britons Horizon reveals how new archaeological discoveries are painting a different picture of the very first native Britons. 12.35am Sign Zone: Trouble At The Post Office 1.05 Sign Zone: Are Our Kids Tough Enough? Chinese School 2.05 Sign Zone: Transplant Tales 3.05 Sign Zone: Signed, Sealed, Delivered: Inside The Post Office

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie is horrified by Cain’s admission. 8.00 Coronation Street The Platts know who was behind the brutal attack on Jason. 8.30 Flockstars Gabby Logan hosts the series which aims to find Britain’s best celebrity sheep herder. In this first round clash of the knockout competition, Professional Border Collie Max and Eternal singer Kelle Bryan go head to head with Bess and legendary DJ Tony Blackburn. 9.00 The Wonder Of Britain Julia Bradbury continues her journey round some of her favourite spots in Britain. In this edition, she explores our beautiful and diverse countryside, from the dramatic volcanic Isle of Skye to the towering cliffs of Cheddar Gorge. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 John Barnes: Sports Life Stories The sports documentary series looks at the career of Jamaican-born footballer John Barnes, who was an instrumental catalyst for change towards racial prejudice on the terraces during the 1980s. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Lindsey’s world comes crashing down when a secret is finally revealed. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie is in the countryside surrounding Edinburgh with motormad Ian, who is more interested in finding the right shed for his collection of land rovers and tools than somewhere to lay his head. Meanwhile, Phil Spencer’s couple, Rogan and Jane, suffer chronic indecision when it comes to house hunting and have an even more pressing situation - they need to find a home fast before their first baby arrives in only three months’ time. 9.00 Very British Problems See highlights. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Bill Bailey take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson with Isy Suttie. Susie Dent is joined by Joe Lycett in Dictionary Corner. 11.00 24 Hours In Police Custody Documentary series. 12.00am One Born Every Minute 1.00 Flying To The Ends Of The Earth 1.55 The Auction House 2.50 Double Your House For Half The Money 3.45 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.30 Draw It! 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Stop! Roadworks Ahead 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: I Dream Of Murder (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Jett cannot believe what he is hearing when John and Marilyn tell them they are going to leave Summer Bay to move with him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the first day’s play in the 5th Test between England and Australia at the Oval. 8.00 Supersized Documentary series exploring obesity from different perspectives. This episode follows three supersize singletons as they search for like-minded and likebodied people. This is truly Big Love. 9.00 Trapped In A Cult? See highlights. 10.00 Person Of Interest Drama series. When an unknown entity prevents the Machine from seeing the full picture of an impending catastrophe, it sends the team five numbers to help them piece together the bigger picture. Root puts together a team of experts to try to locate Samaritan. Greer questions Finch. 10.55 Person Of Interest Drama series. With New York City in total blackout, Vigilance tries the Northern Lights case in a kangaroo court with a video feed to the entire world. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.05 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Top Coppers 1.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.30 Epilepsy & Me

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms: The Bach Recitals: Alina Ibragimova Plays Violin Sonatas And Partitas - Part One 9.00 The Secrets Of Quantum Physics 10.00 Mars: A Horizon Guide 11.00 Lost Land Of The Volcano 12.00am A Very British Renaissance 1.00 The Secrets Of Quantum Physics

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Safeword 10.45 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 12.50am Two And A Half Men 1.20 Safeword

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple

4.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project. See highlights. 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

10.50am FILM: Doctor In Distress (1963) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Big Miracle (2012) 1.10pm War Of The Worlds (1953) 2.55 Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) 4.45 Coraline (2009) 6.50 Congo (1995) 9.00 Sinister (2012) 11.10 Evil Dead (2013) 1.00am Blood On Satan’s Claw (1971) 3.05 Close

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FRIDAY 21 Mountain Goats BBC1, 10.35pm Starring Jimmy Chisholm (of Braveheart fame) and Sharon Rooney (Sherlock), the Mountain Rescue team undergo a gruelling fitness regime after Jimmy faked the team’s fitness reports. Heralded as a cross between Father Ted and Monty Python, let’s find out if this show can reach such great heights.

BBQ Champ ITV1, 9pm Myleene Klass hosts this competition to find the UK’s best amateur barbecuer, with judges Adam Richman and BBQ chef Mark Blatchford. It’s the semi final this week, and contestants must create a full Sunday lunch on the grill. Surely not Yorkies too?! Who will impress and who will be dragged over the coals?

Friday Night At The Proms BBC4, 7.30pm Daniel Barenboim plays piano with his West-Eastern Divan Orchestra, violinist Guy Braunstein and cellist Kian Soltani in Beethoven’s fabulous Triple Concerto. Twelve-tone scamp Schoenberg and Tchaikovsky are also performed by one of the most significant musical alliances of our age.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton HiLights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Behind The Science 2.00 Another World Is Possible 2.45 Noise Reel Extra: Eyes and Ears Open Mic 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 9.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. (x2) 10.00 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.30 Modern Toss Comedy animation and live action series. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Richard Durrant: Cycling Music 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up (x2) 4.00 Bored Gamers Redux 4.30 Modern Toss 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Close Calls: On Camera 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The TV That Made Me 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 8.00 EastEnders Sharon decides to get to the bottom of what’s going on with Phil, but will she discover the truth? 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. 9.00 Ripper Street Crime drama set in Victorian Whitechapel. Detective Inspector Drake must try to find his old friend Edmund Reid and bring those responsible to justice. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Mountain Goats See highlights. 11.05 Pound Shop Wars Documentary series following the competition between two rival retail chains. 11.35 FILM: Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) Lured to an old cottage by the villagers, the heroes have to become ‘lesbian vampire killers’ if they are to survive the night. 1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Gardeners’ World 8.15 Great British Menu 8.45 Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix Practice 1 10.40 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 11.55 The Rockford Files 12.45pm Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix - Practice 2 2.45 Formula 1 Rewind 3.45 Madagascar 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Athletics: World Championships - Beijing Special Ahead of the 15th World Athletics Championships, Gabby Logan and guests discuss the big stories. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys invites four more contenders to answer questions in the black chair. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Carol Klein catches up with Geoff and Sally Davis to see how their garden renovation project is coming along. 9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off, in which Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity fans to take a look at the most recent episode. 9.30 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul Rick Stein continues his gastronomic road trip. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Edinburgh Nights Highlights from the world’s biggest arts festival. 11.35 QI Quiz show. 12.05am Athletics: World Championships 2015 Live coverage of the 15th World Championships in athletics from Beijing, China. 5.30 This Is BBC Two

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Emma calls the police. Jimmy strikes a deal with Rakesh. Tracy finds a DVD from Val. 7.30 Coronation Street Jason’s condition deteriorates. Carla’s old friend arrives in Weatherfield. The camping trip takes an unexpected turn. 8.00 Real Stories With Ranvir Singh Ranvir Singh and reporter Michael Underwood tell unique stories of people involved in extraordinary, life changing events. 8.30 Coronation Street Carla has a change of heart. David and Kylie reel at Max’s revelation. The campers worry about Hope’s health. 9.00 BBQ Champ See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.40 FILM: Beowulf (2007) Starring Ray Winstone, Angelina Jolie, Anthony Hopkins, Digitally rendered epic based on the Old English poem of the same name. Scandinavian warrior Beowulf fights to protect the Danes from the ferocious beast Grendel. Against the odds, Beowulf manages to defeat the beast, only for Grendel’s mother to set out on a devastating quest for revenge. 12.40am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based

6.20am Will And Grace 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons (x2) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons After being mugged at the Kwik-e-Mart, Marge becomes agoraphobic and hides in the basement. 6.30 Hollyoaks Patrick sets alarm bells ringing when he disappears. Will his family find him in time? Grace shocks Trevor with an ultimatum and Darren makes a big decision about his future. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Celebrity Fifteen To One The celebrity version of the fiendishly difficult quiz. Contestants include David Baddiel, David Haye, Sara Pascoe and Rob Beckett. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show, with Sean Lock and Henning Wehn who take on special guest captain Bill Bailey with Jessica Hynes. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the comedy show, joined by guest Jack Whitehall. 11.05 Very British Problems Comedy series examining social awkwardness in British society. Narrated by Julie Walters, episode two features famous faces including James Corden and Jonathan Ross. 12.10am Rude Tube 1.05 FILM: Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007) 3.05 Supernatural 3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.50 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00am – 6.50 Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Out Of Reach (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Jett talks John and Marilyn out of moving away with him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Highlights of the second day’s play in the 5th Test between England and Australia at the Oval. 8.00 Aircrash: The Downing Of Flight 8509 Documentary about Korean Air Cargo Flight 8509, which crashed less than a minute after take-off from London Stansted Airport on 22nd December 1999, killing all four crew members. 9.00 Katie Price: In Therapy Dr Claudia Bernat, a leading expert in women’s mental health, attempts to get under Katie’s skin to help her discover what toll 20 years in the public eye has had on her emotional wellbeing. 10.00 The Best Of Bad TV: The 00s Documentary series takes viewers back to enjoy some of the worst television of the last three decades. 11.25 Tattoo Disasters: UK Documentary series about people sporting over-the-top tattoos. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Joe Fuller

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8.00am Glee 9.00 The Flash 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Zoo 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 3.00am Night Cops

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Live At The Apollo 11.00 Dead Air 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 1.45 Top Coppers 2.15 Dead Air

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Friday Night At The Proms: Barenboim And The West-Eastern Divan Orchestra 9.40 Sinatra: All Or Nothing At All (x2) 11.40 FILM: On The Town (1949) 1.15am Duets: The Andy Williams Show 2.15 Sinatra: All Or Nothing At All 3.15 Sounds Of The Sixties

10.25am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 Coronation Street 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Matrix Reloaded (2003) 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Crazy Beaches

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Afterlife 11.05 Afterlife 12.10am FILM: Seabiscuit (2003)

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoo Fixers 1.05 Bodyshockers

10.45am FILM: Aces High (1977) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Restoration Man 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Don’t Say A Word (2001) 11.15 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 Grand Designs

11.00am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 12.50pm Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) 3.05 Letters To Juliet (2010) 5.10 The Lady Vanishes (1979) 7.10 500 Days Of Summer (2009) 9.00 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) 11.05 Piranha DD (2012) 12.45am Evil Dead II (1987) 2.25 The Final Destination (2009)

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SATURDAY 22 Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean On Earth BBC2, 6pm In the tropical Atlantic, everything from dolphins, manatees and whale sharks to sunbathing jellyfish thrive in the Caribbean’s warm waters. Maybe jellyfish can shed their negative image, these ones sound friendly and sun-loving. Expect a high quality BBC nature doc.

The Saturday Night Show ITV1, 8pm The second in the two-part series sees Ant and Dec delve into the world of the duo. You’ll see classic footage of the rise of Morecambe and Wise and the Two Ronnies, to Blind Date and X Factor. What better way to spend Saturday night then reminiscing about some really really good Saturday nights you had before.

FILM: Minority Report BBC3, 9pm Arguably one of the best “woah, they got their visions of technology in the future pretty damn accurate” films in its prescient prediction of touch screens. It’s also a damn fine movie from Spielberg with frenetic, occasionally unsettling set pieces and a mind-fluffing story from author Philip K. Dick.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Arts Alive 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 In Focus 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces the documentary "Ubuntu" by Substantial Films. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 Best of Brighton Lights 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Football Focus 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Athletics 3.00 Equestrian: European Jumping Championships 4.30 Final Score 5.15 Pointless Celebrities

6.00 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.20 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) Starring Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Cate Blanchett amd Shia LaBeouf. In 1957, at the height of the Cold War, intrepid archaeologist Indiana Jones is called back into action when an old colleague is kidnapped. 8.15 The National Lottery: 5-Star Family Reunion Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where families in the UK play alongside their family around the world in the hopes of winning thousands of pounds and a luxury five-star holiday reunion. 9.10 Casualty The team help a daughter and father at a difficult time, and Ethan convinces a man to come clean to his girlfriend. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the day’s six Premier League matches. Manchester United welcomed Newcastle to Old Trafford, while West Ham entertained Bournemouth at Upton Park. 11.40 Rugby Union: France V England Highlights Highlights of the World Cup warm-up match between France and England at Stade de France in Paris. 12.40am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00am Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix - Practice 1 7.55 Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix Practice 2 9.55 Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix Practice 3 11.05 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 1.2 12.10pm Formula 1: The Belgian Grand Prix - Qualifying 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Flog It! 4.30 Gardeners’ World 5.00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights Day 1 6.00 Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean On Earth See highlights. 7.00 Proms Extra 2015 The weekly magazine show that looks over the highlights that have come out of the Royal Albert Hall. 7.40 Edwardian Farm It’s July and the team face their busiest month so far on the farm. It’s time to bring in the cherry harvest with the help of their Dartmoor pony Laddy, and enjoy a cherry feast to celebrate. 8.40 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom featuring the Home Guard of Walmington-on-Sea. Mainwaring and Wilson are in the bank when an unexpected guest drops in. 9.10 Julie Walters: A Life On Screen Documentary telling the story behind the success of Julie Walters. Includes interviews with Victoria Wood, Celia Imrie, Rupert Grint, Alan Bleasdale, Willy Russell, Gary Lewis and Hugh Bonneville. 10.10 FILM: Calendar Girls (2003) Starring Helen Mirren and Julie Walters. Comedy drama based on the true story of 12 ladies from Yorkshire baring all for charity. 11.55 FILM: Titanic Town (1998) Starring Julie Walters and Ciaran Hinds. Drama set in 1970s Belfast about one woman’s heroic crusade to bring an end to the Troubles in Northern Ireland. 1.30am Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 2.1

ITV1

6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Tipping Point 2.35 Celebrity Squares 3.20 Midsomer Murders 5.15 Catchphrase 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.10 ITV News & Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates more funny home videos filmed by viewers, while giving a wedgie to celebrity culture. This episode features a girl who keeps raisins in her ears and seals with attitude problems. 7.00 Keep It In The Family Bradley Walsh presents the game show in which two families go head to head in a series of challenges to win all kinds of prizes. This week, an awardwinning speed painting artist performs, a children’s musical theatre group sing a classic number from Mary Poppins. 8.00 The Saturday Night Story See highlights. 9.00 The Lost Honour Of Christopher Jefferies Drama based on a true story. Retired schoolteacher Christopher Jefferies’s quiet life in Bristol is turned upside down when police question him about the disappearance of his young tenant Jo Yeates. 11.00 ITV News & Weather 11.15 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Cardiff Triathlon 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 Rude(ish) Tube 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.10 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show in which amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series where actors Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on four canal journeys, sharing a passion that they’ve enjoyed for decades. With Timothy’s son Sam along for the ride, their second journey takes them to a waterway that was a main artery for the textile industry at the height of industrial revolution, the Rochdale Canal. 8.00 FILM: Battleship (2012) Starring Alexander Skarsgard and Rihanna. Action movie inspired by the classic naval combat game. 10.35 FILM: Rush Hour 3 (2007) Starring Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. The third film in the Rush Hour franchise, featuring martial arts expert Inspector Lee and his wisecracking partner Detective Carter. The mismatched duo head off for a new adventure in Paris where they must protect a Frenchwoman who has knowledge of the Triad’s secret leaders. 12.20am The Last Leg 1.15 Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.15 Selling 5.10 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.30 Draw It! 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00am–6.50 Children’s television 7.00 Chloe’s Closet 7.10 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.25 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Cowboy Builders 11.30 Cowboy Builders 12.30pm Cowboy Builders 1.25 FILM: Columbo: Blueprint For Murder (1972) 2.55 FILM: Mosquito Squadron (1968) 4.45 FILM: The Sea Wolves (1980) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the third day’s play in the 5th Test between England and Australia at the Oval, with commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. Paul and Steve call for police back-up after finding something suspicious in a London Docklands flat. 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights of all the day’s games in the three divisions of the Sky Bet Football League. In the Championship Hull City travel to Charlton, and there is a big Yorkshire derby as Leeds take on Sheffield Wednesday. 10.25 Greatest Ever Sitcoms Countdown show looking at the nation’s most treasured sitcoms, including the best bits from ‘Blackadder’, ‘Fawlty Towers’, ‘The Vicar of Dibley’, ‘The Young Ones’ and more. Mel Giedroyc narrates and contributions come from Shelley Long, Ardal O’Hanlon and Leslie Ash among others. 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Five VOD Transporter: The Series 4.00 Police Interceptors: Unleashed 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Joe Fuller

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7.00am Glee 8.00 Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x4) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Yonderland 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Spy Game (2001) 11.25 The Last Ship 12.25am Hawaii Five-0 (x4)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Top Gear: Best Of Series 22 9.00 FILM: Minority Report (2002) 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 12.55 Family Guy 1.20 Family Guy 1.40 Top Coppers 2.10 People Just Do Nothing (x2) 3.10 Young Welsh And Pretty Skint 3.40 Dead Air

7.00pm Lost Land Of The Volcano 8.00 Sicily Unpacked 9.00 The Young Montalbano 10.50 Top Of The Pops: 1979 - Big Hits 11.50 Status Quo: Live And Acoustic 12.50am Sounds Of The Eighties 1.15 Sicily Unpacked 2.15 Lost Land Of The Volcano 3.15 Sounds Of The Eighties

2.00pm FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 3.45 FILM: The Shaggy Dog (2006) 5.40 The X Factor: Olly & Caroline’s Top 10 6.45 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005) 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.40 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) 2.05am Fake Reaction 2.40 Teleshopping

6.40am Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.50 Rosemary And Thyme 11.55 Wycliffe 1.00pm A Touch Of Frost 3.05 FILM: Holiday On The Buses (1974) 4.55 Columbo: It’s All In The Game 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Wire In The Blood

11.00am Baby Daddy (x2) 12.00pm Made In Chelsea LA 1.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 2.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) 11.10 Gogglebox (x2) 1.20am Rude Tube

1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.45 Salvage S.O.S (x2) 4.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.50 Four Rooms 6.55 Grand Designs 8.00 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America 10.15 The Man Who Predicted 9/11 11.20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.20am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.10 Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) 1.00pm Rat Race (2001) 3.10 The Last Mimzy (2007) 5.00 Casper (1995) 7.00 Evolution (2001) 9.00 Shutter Island (2010) 11.40 Lesson Of The Evil (2012) 2.15am Underworld: Awakening (2012) 4.00 Close

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SUNDAY 23 Countryfile BBC1, 6pm Matt meets a young beekeeper from Powys, Wales whose premium honey is used to make a hearty local beer. Honey beer is as close to Harry Potter’s fictitious Butterbeer that we can get (yet) so the exploration of premium honey is worthwhile. Matt also helps chop back the biggest yew hedge in the UK.

Athletics: World Championships Highlights BBC2, 7pm Is it a Bolt, is it a plane... no it’s a bird! Sorry I messed that up. Usain Bolt looks to retain the gold medal he won in Moscow in 2013. Gabby Logan introduces highlights from the second day of the World Championships in Beijing, China. Includes the finish of the women’s heptathlon.

Time Crashers Channel 4, 8pm Baldrick continues to teach us about history in a lovely Sunday fashion. Ten famous faces leave the 21st century behind and crash-land into different moments in British history. This first show sees the time travellers stripped of their celebrity status and plunged into an Elizabethan manor house.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Kick Out The Jams 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Kick Out The Jams 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis 2.00 Another World Is Possible (x2) 3.00 In Focus 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 Millionaires’ Row 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Arts Alive 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Arts Alive Short Film: Jon’s Big Issue Witness one man's struggle to acknowledge and work through his life-destroying anger issues. 7.00 The Easy Riders: Yoga As their road trip reaches its final leg, Danny John-Jules and the boys limber up with a bit of yoga before heading to their final destination in Valencia. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films by Tony Burke, Daniel Cerisola, and Lara Heller. 11.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis Martin Harley and Sam Lewis filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton. 12.00am Latest News: Episode 705 12.30 Arts Alive Short Film 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Best of Brighton Lights 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis

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6.00 Countryfile See highlights. 7.00 Big Blue Live Big Blue Live. 8.00 Casualty It’s Max and Zoe’s wedding day, and someone’s got cold feet. 9.00 Partners In Crime Mystery adventure series based on Agatha Christie’s novels. Tommy and Tuppence turn their attention to their fellow occupants of Sans Souci to find N, the probable nuclear bomb thief. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the day’s three matches in the Premier League. In the day’s early kick-off, West Brom took on champions Chelsea at the Hawthorns. 11.40 FILM: Eurotrip (2004) Starring Scott Mechlowicz, Jacob Pitts, Kristin Kreuk, Michelle Trachtenberg, Matt Damon, Travis Wester, Jessica Boehrs and Vinnie Jones. Teen comedy about an American high school graduate who, after learning that his girlfriend has been cheating on him, embarks on a trip across Europe with his friends in search of his attractive German penpal. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 1.15 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC’s rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.

6.00 Rugby Union: France v England Highlights Highlights of the World Cup warm-up match between France and England at Stade de France in Paris, presented by John Inverdale, with commentary from Eddie Butler and Jerry Guscott. 7.00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights Day 2 See highlights. 8.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. Dragons’ Den is back with three new multimillionaires ready to breathe fire into the Den. 9.00 Odyssey US action drama series. A distraught Bob confides to Harrison his suspicions of Ruby playing a role in his mother’s death. 9.45 Country Strife: Abz On The Farm Three-part series following exboyband rapper Abz Love and his girlfriend Vicky Fallon as they swap city life for a new start in Wales and purchase a smallholding in Carmarthenshire. 10.15 Family Guy Animated comedy. 10.35 Family Guy Animated comedy. 11.00 Family Guy Animated comedy. 11.20 FILM: The Ring (2002) US remake of the cult Japanese chiller. 1.05am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.00 Sign Zone: Sir Stanley Matthews: The Wizard Of Wembley 2.30 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 3.1

6.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 BBC News 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Bargain Hunt 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Formula 1: The Belgian Grand Prix 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Great British Bake Off 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00am The Instant Gardener 6.45 The Instant Gardener 7.30 Countryfile 8.30 Gardeners’ World 9.00 The Beechgrove Garden 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 2.2 3.00pm Triathlon: World Series Stockholm 4.15 Equestrian: European Eventing Championships - Show Jumping 5.15 Triathlon: World Series

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6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 FILM: Smokey And The Bandit 2 (1980) 3.35 FILM: Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) 5.45 Catchphrase 6.25 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Animal Mums First in a threepart series looking at motherhood throughout nature. The first episode shows that senses such as hearing, smell and touch are vital for getting newborns on their feet as soon as possible. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Barnaby tries to find out just who is targeting the Midsomer Vinae Winery - but what does the attack have to do with the death of a child in a hit-and-run accident? 10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.15 Man & Beast With Martin Clunes Two-part documentary in which Martin Clunes sets out on a journey around the world to investigate the extraordinary relationship between man and beast. cities. Martin examines how pet ownership in Japan is scaling new heights of intensity, with more than 24 million cats and dogs. 11.15 56 Up Second of a three-part documentary continuing the acclaimed Seven Up! series. It is nearly 50 years since the programme first began following a group of seven-year-old children, checking back on their lives every seven years. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 Chateau Impney Hill Climb 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 2015 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 The Simpsons 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 The Simpsons 3.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Return Of The Black Death: Secret History Archaeology documentary. The Black Death in 1348 was the worst disaster ever to hit London. The discovery of 25 skeletons uncovered during the construction of Crossrail, Europe’s largest engineering project, could reveal how it was caused. 8.00 Time Crashers See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Les Miserables (2012) Starring Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe and Anne Hathaway. Drama based on Victor Hugo’s novel about heroic ex-convict Jean Valjean, who cannot escape his past. When he is paroled after doing 20 years of hard labour for stealing a loaf of bread, Valjean eludes the authorities and by chance rises to a position of wealth and authority, which he uses for the common good. But one day, when he is mayor of a village, he is recognised as a parole breaker. 12.10am FILM: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) Timely sequel to the seminal 1987 drama about scandal at the heart of the American financial system. 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.50 Come Dine With Me 3.15 Come Dine With Me 3.45 Come Dine With Me 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.35 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00am-6.35 Children’s television 6.45 Chloe’s Closet 7.00 Make Way For Noddy 7.10 Paw Patrol 7.25 Little Princess 7.40 Wanda And The Alien 7.50 Zack And Quack 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Jelly Jamm 8.30 LazyTown 8.55 Dora And Friends 9.25 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.00 Football League Tonight 11.30 Police Interceptors 12.25pm Police Interceptors 1.20 FILM: Michael (1997) 3.20 FILM: Disney’s Pete’s Dragon (1977) 5.25 FILM: Disney’s The Sword In The Stone (1963) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fourth day’s play in the 5th Test between England and Australia at the Oval, with commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Police Interceptors: Unleashed Clip show of the most exciting high-speed chases and action from Channel 5’s popular crime series, presented by Vinnie Jones. The interceptors take on a crook who has devised a crafty scheme to get something for nothing. 9.00 FILM: Snitch (2013) Starring Dwayne Johnson and Susan Sarandon. Fast-paced action thriller about a man who undertakes a dangerous mission in order to save his teenage son from a minimum 10year jail sentence for drug trafficking. 11.15 FILM: Fight Club (1999) Starring Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Helena Bonham Carter, Meat Loaf Aday and Jared Leto. Anarchic, nihilistic satire on modern life in which an office worker who feels emotionally deadened by his consumerist lifestyle has a chance encounter with a charismatic man. 1.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Under The Dome 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Joe Fuller

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9.00am The Real A&E (x2) 10.00 Glee 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Football’s Funniest Moments 12.30 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 2.30 Futurama (x4) 5.00 The Simpsons (x4) 7.00 King Of The Nerds 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x5)

7.00pm Formula 1: The Belgian Grand Prix Highlights 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) 10.50 Top Coppers 11.20 Family Guy 12.05am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Top Coppers 1.15 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.15 Dead Air 2.35 FILM: Old Dogs (2009)

7.00pm BBC Proms Sunday Symphony: Nielsen’s Second 8.05 When Lucy Met Roy: Sir Roy Strong At 80 9.05 Darcey Bussell’s Looking For Audrey 10.05 Sinatra: All Or Nothing At All 11.05 Sinatra: All Or Nothing At All 12.05am Juliette Binoche: Antigone At The Barbican 1.35 When Lucy Met Roy

1.20pm The X Factor: Olly & Caroline’s Top 10 2.20 Homeward Bound II: Lost In San Francisco 4.10 You’ve Been Framed!: Holidays 5.10 The X Factor: Nick & Rita’s Top 10 6.15 FILM: Hulk (2002) 9.00 FILM: The Holiday (2006) 11.40 Safeword 12.30am FILM: Romy And Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

3.35pm A Touch Of Frost 5.40 Inspector Morse 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs 9.00 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.35 Northern Lights 11.35 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.30am Blue Murder 2.45 On The Buses

8.50am Made In Chelsea LA 9.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.25pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.30 Bad(ish) Robots (x2) 3.35 The Goldbergs (x2) 4.30 FILM: Turner And Hooch (1989) 6.35 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.10am Tattoo Fixers 1.15 Young, Free & Single: Live

12.05pm Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 1.05 Small Animal Hospital (x3) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Salvage S.O.S (x2) 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) 1.00pm Big Miracle (2012) 3.05 The Tooth Fairy (2010) 5.10 Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 6.45 The Women (2008) 9.00 Warm Bodies (2013) 10.55 Sinister (2012) 1.05am Don’t Look Now (1973) 3.25 Close

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MONDAY 24 Sherlock BBC1, 8.30pm Didn’t get tickets to see him play Hamlet? Never fear Cumberbatchians, you can watch him tonight for far less money in this swish crime drama. Holmes encounters Charles Augustus Magnussen, the one man he truly hates, through a case of stolen letters. Written letters, this isn’t an alphabet thief, thankfully.

Vet School ITV1, 8pm This documentary follows the pioneering work of the Edinburgh Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Studies. The equine vets solve a stallion’s hoof problem, while the surgical team try to fix Lola the schauzer’s heart valve. They surely can’t let sweet Lola die of a broken heart (valve) right? Come on guys you can do it!

Soup Cans & Superstars: How Pop Art Changed The World BBC4, 9pm Alastair Sooke champions pop art as one of the most important art forms of the 20th century, peeling back pop’s ironic surface to reveal an art style full of subversive wit and radical ideas. He brings a fresh eye to Warhol, Lichtenstein, Peter Blake & more.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton HiLights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Film Live Academy 2.00 Talk Like That 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland gives viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills cookery programme to help you prepare tasty, simple fresh food. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food. 10.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Panorama Current affairs. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 EastEnders Phil is left stunned when Ronnie drops a bombshell. Martin gets a harsh reality check from Sonia. Shabnam is left to entertain Carmel. 8.30 Sherlock See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.20 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 12.10 BBC News

6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights Day 3 Gabby Logan presents highlights of day three’s action at the World Championships in Beijing, China. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in this quiz series for students. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell in which knowledge will only take you so far, as patience and lateral thinking are also vital. 9.00 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 Documentary series exploring the world’s busiest railway. 10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks into the quite interesting world of K-folk. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 The Women’s Football Show Football series looking at the biggest issues in the women’s game. 11.35 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.35am Odyssey US action drama series. 1.15 Sign Zone: Holby City 2.15 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 3.15 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 4.15 Sign Zone: Imagine... Frank Gehry: The Architect Says “Why Can’t I?”

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pete makes a confession. Zak’s worries about Sam are compounded. Eric refuses to make arrangements. 7.30 Coronation Street It is sink or swim for Carla. Callum piles the pressure on Bethany. Tyrone and Fiz cling onto normality. 8.00 Vet School See highlights. 8.30 Coronation Street Bethany is faced with an impossible choice. Will Aidan help Nick save Underworld? It is a girls’ night in for Lloyd. 9.00 Travel Guides Johnny Vegas narrates this entertaining travel series which sends the members of five ordinary British households to review some of the world’s most popular holiday destinations. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.40 Plebs Sitcom set in ancient Rome. The boys buy an eccentric slave called Mushki at an auction. Grumio finds his position in the household gradually usurped as the new guy impresses Marcus. 11.10 Plebs Sitcom set in ancient Rome. 11.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the explosive US version of his popular talk show. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Big Blue UK 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Close Calls: On Camera 7.30 Countryside 999 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 3.2 3.15pm ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Madagascar 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Draw It! 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Homer turns to prayer in the hope of changing his lot in life. 6.30 Hollyoaks Dylan’s blood runs cold when he realises he has made a big mistake. A frustrated Darren is left heartbroken. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Bear’s Wild Weekend With Miranda Documentary following Bear Grylls as he takes comedy writer and actress Miranda Hart on a series of exhilarating adventures in the spectacular Swiss Alps. Miranda traverses a glacier, crosses crevasses roped to Bear. 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody Documentary series following Bedfordshire police officers from the cells at Luton Police Station to the heart of major crime investigations. 10.00 Muslim Drag Queens Documentary which provides unprecedented insight into the clandestine gay Asian - or ‘Gaysian’ community in the UK. Narrated by Sir Ian McKellen. 11.00 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s tattoo catastrophes. 12.05am 24 Hours In A&E 1.00 The Food Hospital 1.55 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 2.50 Location, Location, Location 3.45 You Deserve This House 4.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals

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6.00-6.50am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Profile For Murder (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Andy is devastated after learning of Hannah’s affair and finds solace in a bottle of booze. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the final day’s play in the 5th Test between England and Australia at the Oval. 8.00 Beware: Robbers On The Rampage Documentary special revealing how CCTV is being used to make our streets safer. 9.00 Inside Scientology... And Escaping The Witnesses Documentary tells the extraordinary stories of ordinary people in the UK whose lives were turned upside down by their beliefs and who ended up believing that they were trapped in cults. 10.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 12.00am Under The Dome 12.45 Tattoo Disasters: UK 1.10 SuperCasino Live 3.10 Benefits Life: Jailbird Boys Going Straight 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Joe Fuller

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Yonderland 8.30 Yonderland - Behind The Scenes 9.00 Modern Family (x2) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Ecstasy Wars: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy 11.50 American Dad! 12.15am Family Guy 12.35 Ecstasy Wars: Stacey Dooley Investigates 1.35 The Boy Who Wants His Leg Cut Off

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Who Were The Greeks? 9.00 Soup Cans & Superstars: How Pop Art Changed The World 10.30 What Do Artists Do All Day? 11.00 World War Two: 1942 And Hitler’s Soft Underbelly 12.30am Death Camp Treblinka: Survivor Stories

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 11.05 FILM: Romy And Michele’s High School Reunion (1997) 1.00am Two And A Half Men

10.55am Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Cold Blood 11.35 Wycliffe 12.40am The Royal

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea LA 10.00 Young, Free & Single: Live 11.05 Gogglebox 12.10am Rude Tube 1.15 New Girl

10.30am FILM: The War Lord (1965) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am War Of The Worlds (1953) 12.45pm Castle In The Sky (1986) 3.20 Spy Kids: All The Time In The World In 4D (2011) 5.00 The Dark Crystal (1982) 6.50 My Sister’s Keeper (2009) 9.00 Hellboy (2004) 11.35 The Haunting In Connecticut (2009) 1.40am Angel Heart (1987) 4.00 Close

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