001_LS734_coverRebecca_editorial cover 21/08/2015 11:10 Page 1
Watch
www.thelatest.co.uk
Channel 8
Channel 159
thelatest.tv
★ ALBION ★ NEWS ★ FOOD & DRINK ★ ENTERTAINMENT ★ TV GUIDE ★
wave
25 – 31 August 2015
FREE WEEKLY
YOUR GUIDE TO H T MON LY Y LIVING H T HEAL ge 17
starts pa
FUNNY BUSINESS Jimmy Carr at Brighton Dome CHURCHILL SQUARE Top tips for seasonal trends
DU MAURIER’S REBECCA Brilliant Kneehigh bring their stunning production of the classic novel and film to the Theatre Royal Brighton next month page 16 SEE INSIDE FOR SEVEN DAYS OF TV LISTINGS Now available on:
thelatest.tv Channel 8
Channel 159
002_LS743_TheWerks_FP Ad 20/08/2015 13:43 Page 1
003_LS743_contents_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 09:45 Page 1
CONTENTS
HEADS UP HEADS DOWN BEASTS: Live DVD Big time sketch heroes BEASTS are returning to Brighton to film their best ever show. Audience needed, also camera. Total sell-out 2013 and 2014. The Basement, 16 October 2015, £9.50, www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk
Mencap Grand Opera Gala Top singers in British Opera unite for Grand Opera to raise funds for Mencap in Brighton. Acclaimed bass-baritone, Henry Waddington, leads a cast of some of the top singers in British Opera in an evening of Grand Opera with the Royal Philharmonic Concert Orchestra conducted by Stuart Stratford. Brighton Centre, 19 December, from £35, brightoncentre.co.uk
with Victoria Nangle
25 – 31 AUGUST
T
here’s something very British about a good old cup of tea. It’s where we go to in times of stress, it’s the first thing we offer a tradesman when they come in to save your life when something in your home has broken. It’s even testament to how close you are to loved ones as surely you know how your mum, dad, brother, sister and best friend all take their tea by now. So how come no one ever remembers that I don’t drink the stuff? Coffee has an equally universal appeal these days too, having travelled over from the States where catching up with a friend in the daytime inevitably means ‘meeting for a coffee’. I’ve got nothing against any of it. It’s not an ethical thing regarding the people in the fields or a health one concerning the vast caffeine intake I’ve witnessed friends and family swear by. I’ve heard it’s good stuff, and definitely worth trying when you go to Vienna or Istanbul – a bit of local flavour. I’ve just never acquired a taste for it, and having seen the torments people have gone through to give it up (or even cut down) have no inclination to pick it up now. It does make things somewhat awkward though. There’s the aforementioned ‘meeting for a coffee’, where I’m sat sipping a juice box like a toddler that hid the jackpot playing with Tom Hanks’ ‘Big’ arcade lady in a box. Plus, whenever I go into someone else’s house for the first time I am the rudest person in town for declining their welcoming brew. Even after the first time, it’s such an unusual status apparently that even people I’ve known for years as well as family members still ask me how I take my tea. I don’t. But I do appreciate that you’ve thought of me. In recent years I have started drinking plain hot water in the Winter. It’s a halfway house I suppose. People still think it’s odd I’m not dipping a tea bag in there too (“I’ve got herbal ones too if you’d prefer...”) but I am taking a hot drink. And that’s all I’m having, if you’re asking.
Thursday, August 27th, 2015 Roger Davies + Conrad Vingoe One of today’s most engaging songwriters, Roger Davies will be opening the shows on Fairport Convention’s Winter Tour during Jan/ Feb 2016. Doors 8.00 Price £5/£7 door
@
WE’VE MOVED HOUSE! Our new address is: Latest 14 - 17 Manchester Street Brighton BN2 1TF
Friday, August 28th, 2015 The Billboard Festival Bat Bike // The Shakers // Sugardaddies // Bored and Beautiful // The Stayaways // Wolf Tracks // Ollie Willis // Sterio£ace & more Doors 6.30 Price Free
Our phone number is the same:
01273 818150
L7 01273 818150 To advertise call
9
Brighton & Hove Buses Significant timetable changes
9
Churchill Square Autumn/Winter Essentials
11 Andrew Kay An obsession with numbers 13 Chichester Festival Theatre Michael Ball in Mack & Mabel 14 Cook It! Final call for the festival 15 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 15 Jessica on Film Horror and moral ambiguity 16 Theatre Royal Kneehigh’s Rebecca production 17 Wave Health & Beauty How to stay young forever 19 Brighton Writes Mike Ward & Brighton’s Arty 20 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 22 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we reckon! 23 TV Listings TV listings for the next seven days
Follow us
@latestbrighton @latesttvbtn
facebook.com/thelatest7
LATEST GROUP
LATEST 7/HOMES
LATEST TV
Editorial: editorial@thelatest.co.uk
Managing Director Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Creative Director Andrew Kay Commercial Manager Patrick Kneath
Entertainment Editor Victoria Nangle Advertising Manager Rachel Simm Editorial Joe Fuller Design Kyle Moon Production Ryan Chambers
CE0 Bill Smith Head of News Tim Ridgway TV Scheduling Jason Weaver
Advertising: sales@thelatest.co.uk
When you have finished with this magazine please recycle it.
Latest Homes, 14-17 Manchester Street, Brighton BN2 1TF
LATEST MUSICBAR Ruth Ratner Stella Pitt Ali Cluney-Hickford
Now available on:
thelatest.tv Channel 8 Watch Latest Entertainment on
• LATEST 7 3
www.thelatest.co.uk •
Channel 159 on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
004_LS743_lmbdonatello_FP Ad 20/08/2015 13:46 Page 1
latest
musicbar
the place for parties! Atmospheric Affordable Available any night
this week>
Thurs 27 Roger Davies + Conrad Vingoe 8pm, £5/£7 door
You book it We make it happen Birthdays Weddings Civil Partnerships Office parties Business events Hen & Stag nights
Fri 28 The Billboard Festival 6.30pm, Free
Tell us what you want We provide it all
Call Ruth or Stella on
01273 687171 or email bookings@thelatest.co.uk
www.latestmusicbar.co.uk 14 –17 manchester street Advance tickets from www.wegottickets.com
Now available on:
thelatest.tv Channel 8
Channel 159
Special Offer PIZZERIA RISTORANTE
www.donatello.co.uk tel 01273 775477
Italian house red or white wine (75cl bottle usually £12.95)
£7.95
PIZZERIA RISTORANTE
www.pinocchio.co.uk tel 01273 677676
with this voucher
1-3 Brighton Place Brighton BN1 1HJ Watch Latest Entertainment on
Valid at Donatello & Pinocchio 10% service will be added Valid to October 2015 (not valid Saturdays or bank holidays) One voucher per table. Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer.
• LATEST 7 4
www.thelatest.co.uk •
22 New Road Brighton BN1 1UF on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
012_LS742_GARS_Layout 1 21/08/2015 10:49 Page 1
HAVE YOU EATEN YET?
GARS
TRADITONAL DIM SUM
CONTEMPORARY TWIST 1 9 P R I N C E A L B E R T S T R E E T B R I G H TO N B N 1 1 H F 01273 321321 gars.co.uk
006_LS743_latestpeople_011_LS466_interview 20/08/2015 17:56 Page 1
LATEST PEOPLE La Cave à Fromage Celebrates Five Years in Hove embers of the Hove community gathered at La Cave à Fromage on 12th August to celebrate the fromagerie’s 5th Anniversary. La Cave supplies Hove with the finest artisan produce, taking centre stage are their handpicked cheeses from across Europe and the UK, accompanied by wines, charcuterie meats and fresh breads. Customers can either enjoy a selection of products in their rustic tasting space, such as their cheeseboard or charcuterie-board for £10, or take their delights home. The evening consisted of the ‘ultimate cheeseboard’ with a selection of Hove’s most popular cheeses. On the night favourites included a Kelston Brie with Truffle honey, the Lancashire Bomb and Stilton soaked in Port on-site. The ambience was relaxed and oozed community spirit as friends caught up and cheese expert David Deaves shared anecdotes of his time at Hove and cheesy tales. La Cave is looking forward to the next 5 years as they continue to offer expertise and incredible produce.
M
Brighton Tech Company joins global elite in the 2015 Microsoft President’s Club righton-based Cloud9 Insight has been named in the 2015 Microsoft Dynamics President’s Club. This prestigious group represents the top five percent of Microsoft Dynamics partners worldwide, who demonstrate leadership in delivering outstanding Customer Relationship Management (CRM) projects. Ex IBM and Brighton alumni Carlene Jackson founded Cloud9 Insight in 2011, and has recently relocated the company to Brighton to take advantage of the city's emerging status as the tech capital of the UK. Cloud9 Insight offers services to support the successful planning, implementation and adoption of Microsoft Cloud solutions including Microsoft Dynamics CRM (Customer Relationship Management) Online,
B
Watch Latest Entertainment on
Office 365, Sharepoint and Lync. The Microsoft President’s Club achievement is a direct result of the company's outstanding dedication to customer satisfaction through the delivery of innovative business solutions. Microsoft has recognised Cloud9 Insight for its commitment to customers which is reflected in the business' recent success and growth. “Each year we recognize and honour Microsoft Dynamics partners from around the world for exemplary performance,” said Neil Holloway, Corporate Vice President, Microsoft Business Solutions Sales & Partners. “The award-winning partners contribute to the ecosystem and customer businesses alike through their exceptional commitment and expertise. Microsoft is honored to recognise Cloud9 Insight for their achievements this past year and for their dedication and support of Microsoft Dynamics
• LATEST 7 6
applications.” Jackson says “We are incredibly proud to have been selected to join the Microsoft President’s Club, and the news has come at an exciting time in our growth. Moving the company to Brighton allows us to take advantage of the leading talent that comes with being located within the UK’s digital tech capital as well as being part of the unique culture created by this cluster of innovative businesses. In the past
www.thelatest.co.uk •
4 years trends have shown business decision makers, not just IT departments, are implementing CRM as a company-wide solution. At Cloud9 Insight our unique approach provides solutions for all areas of the business – even beyond the traditional sales, marketing and service areas.” As reported in the Brighton Fuse Report, the Brighton technology cluster benefits from first-rate entrepreneurship, a skilled workforce and a culture of collaboration that enables 'knowledge sharing' and access to the right clients. As a digital-techcompany in the B2B space, Cloud9 Insight is looking to harness this to support its ongoing growth. Cloud9 Insight's head office is based at Queensbury House, and recruitment is underway for six new members of staff to compliment their exceptional team and to support the companies continued growth.
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
007_LS743_Rockinghorse_FP Ad 20/08/2015 13:47 Page 1
008_LS743_coraljuice_FP Ad 20/08/2015 16:33 Page 1
ATTENTION ALL LICENSING & PLANNING CONSULTANTS, ARCHITECTS AND SOLICITORS
Are you looking to place affordable Public Notices in a recognised publication? Contact Latest Homes business ad sales team today to find out how.
01273 818150
Watch Latest Entertainment on
• LATEST 7 8
www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
009_LS743_churchill_sq_buses_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 09:46 Page 1
brighton & hove buses
shopping
AUTUMN/WINTER ESSENTIALS
GET ON BOARD
Bethanie Lunn, Style Ambassador for Churchill Square Shopping Centre navigates the Top Buys to Take You into Autumn fashion forward.
Brighton & Hove Buses, the only way to travel. This week: Timetable changes
an you believe autumn is just around the corner? Occasionally the weather tells me it has already but that’s good ‘ole Blighty for you! So with cooler months ahead, what should you invest in now to take you fashionably into autumn?
C
Autumn/Winter Autumn / Winter will be full of playful colour, fluffy coats and racy fabrics like leather, patent and even vinyl! In contrast, the TOPSHOP Unique show at London Fashion Week AW15-16, embodied a look of whimsical English countryside plus a nod to 60s and 70s appeal so hang onto your 70s gear from this summer. My favourite pieces were the oversized colourful faux fur coats and satin jackets with extravagant ostrich collars and cuffs. In fact, coats are going to be the main part of the outfit soon as Holly Fulton also showcased a range of patterned, fluffy and ruffled creations. Continuing on the racy edge, Julien Macdonald’s collection featured long leather gloves and boots, embroidered robes and sheer, open skirts. Henry Holland featured graphic, striped and chevron pieces and again, colour-pop furry gilets which you can spot in the shops already. River Island and TOPSHOP are leading the way. Look out for the House of Holland collection within Debenhams too which always features High Street versions of his catwalk looks. In contrast, Bora Aksu showed very delicate fabrics from silk to chiffon in softer hues that combined navy, lavender and variations of those with pretty dusky pinks. Apricot, Next, Dorothy Perkins and Zara will be excellent at this look.
O
n 13th September bus services in Brighton are changing. Most changes are small to improve relaibility but some routes have more significant changes, here's a brief summary:
Service 22
There is a significant improvement to Service 22. This route serves the Woodingdean area of Brighton. The frequency is being increased from every 20 minutes to every 15 minutes on Mondays to Saturdays. More time is being allowed for buses to complete their journeys in both directions with more catch up time provided at Brighton Station in order to improve reliability. These improvements are as a result of feedback from our consultation in Woodingdean and have also been suggested by Brighton Area Buswatch. Timings are also revised on Sunday evenings to provide better spacing with routes 2 and 21.
Service 25/25X There is a significant improvement in frequency between Old Steine and the Universities on Mondays to Fridays. Service 25 will now operate every 6-7 minutes between Old Steine and the Universities. To give students a quicker option of getting up to the campuses or into the city a new limited stop service 25X will operate every 10 minutes between Palmeira Square and Sussex University on Mondays to Fridays. Service 25X stops at all stops between Palmeira Square and Churchill Square, then at the same bus stops as service 28 along Lewes Road, then on Sussex University campus it’s the same as service 25 to Boiler House Hill, then direct to Falmer Station. The 25X won't serve Refectory Road, Park Village or the Brighton University campus. These places will continue to be served by service 25. Some journeys on services 25 and 25X will continue to start from and continue to Portslade Station in the rush hours. Services 25 and 25X will not stop in North Street on journeys towards the Universities. There are no changes on Saturdays or Sundays to the 25 other than no longer stopping in North Street.
Night Bus services
Key Pieces Hold Onto: Anything from the current 70s trend (including orange, suede, mustard and denim)...and 60s too for that matter, Slogan Novelty Handbags , Leather biker jacket , Fringed ankle boots and tie shoes Invest In: Patent long boots, gloves and handbags, Faux fur gilets, An over-sized faux fur coat, A feathered or Mongolian fur tippet -as colourful and as large as possible to update your leather jacket
N1, N2 and N5 currently operate on Thursday, Fridays and Saturdays between midnight and approximately 3am. From 13th September these will increase to operate on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays giving people extra options to get home late at night throughout the week. N1 serves Whitehawk and Mileoak via the city centre. N2 serves Brighton, Portslade and Shoreham. N5 serves Patcham and Hangleton via the City Centre. Please keep an eye out on the Brighton Buses website, buses.co.uk, for the full timetables and the changes to other services. The Autumn/Winter edition of the comprehensive Bus Times will be available very soon
Image Credits Star by Julien Macdonald Leather Jacket and Faux Fur Tippet, £85 Next Leather Fringe Detail Ankle Boots, £60 Items subject to availability Bethanie Lunn is Churchill Square’s Style Ambassador – blogging regularly at www.churchillsquare.com, hosting events and now offering Personal Shopping services. Check out the website to view all the budgetfriendly packages, starting at just £20.
Watch Latest Entertainment on
• LATEST 7
9 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
OJT ad_Layout 1 14/08/2015 10:51 Page 1
Your channel needs you! Are you looking for a career in the TV & Film industry?
“We want you to join us at Latest TV to share in the most exciting media training opportunities the city has ever seen” Bill Smith (latestbill) CEO Latest TV
We are now offering a great range of courses at affordable prices, tutored by Latest TV’s very own presenters and TV experts COURSES STARTING IN SEPTEMBER TV Presenting & News Journalism
VT Production for TV
Advanced techniques for TV
Full details on our website at www.thelatest.co.uk/courses
SEIZE THE CHANCE & APPLY NOW! Call Latest TV on 01273 818150 Email courses@thelatest.co.uk Register your interest on our website at www.thelatest.co.uk/courses
011_LS743_kay_marina_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 15:43 Page 2
ANDREW KAY THE MAGIC NUMBER Shockingly bad at maths, I now find I have an obsession with numbers
I
’m lousy at maths and I know why. No-one ever told me what maths was for. Oh I admit that in later life I did realise that it had its uses, but as a child I saw no purpose in it and took absolutely no pleasure in it – whatsoever! Let me clarify, I could do money, money was a practical part of life and back then you needed to do money if you were going to make the most of that meagre weekly allowance of a half crown. And at that point I leave so many readers behind. “What’s a half crown?” Well a half crown was two shillings and sixpence or 30d. I hear the crashing of more souls by the wayside of time. “What do you mean d?” Well d stood for penny and no, I have no idea why. A half crown then seemed like a fortune, but then I could by four Blackjacks for 1d and that was enough to turn your tongue and your teeth coal black. On that basis your 30d went a long way. A mere 3d would buy you a quarter of sweets, not a quarter of a sweet but a quarter pound or four ounces (that’s 113.398 grams and I did that calculation online, I’m not that daft). Decimalisation happened on the 15th of February 1971 just three days after I turned 15. At that point I had spent the previous eleven years learning to count in
Watch Latest Entertainment on
Above all I was baffled by algebra pounds shillings and pence, weigh in ounces and pounds (a different kind, not £ but lb) and tons and so on, and measure in inches, feet, yards, miles… that’s not to mention bushels, chains, acres, hectares and pecks, gills, quarts, gallons… oh sorry, I did. Overnight everything was measured in tens, and much as I could see that it was a simpler system, there was a resentment that I was not alone in feeling. All those wasted years, tiresome lessons and of course my blind spot about what it was all for. Above all I was baffled by algebra. We had the most lovely teacher, a Mr Chaudhri, who we all liked and respected, but nothing he said made any sense. All I wanted to know was what is this for – and sadly he failed to convey that most vital bit of information. A+B might well have = Y but why indeed? Years later, at art school, I found out why and was able to put it into practice, albeit in a very rudimentary way.
Sums, you can keep ‘em. I can do money and measuring and I can count so what more do I need? The other day I found myself walking home with two new pairs of shoes. I love shoes but was very aware that it seemed odd to have bought two pairs suitable for winter wear on a steamy summer’s day. I decided as I walked that I should throw away two pairs of old shoes when I got home to make space but also because I perhaps have too many. On my return I found that I have 15 pairs of shoes, plus my bedroom slippers which as they never go out I have decided not to count. Fifteen including the two new pairs and excluding the two worn out pairs that went in the bin, yes they were too far gone to give to charity. Having counted the shoes I got a bit OCD and decided to count the shirts. There were 48 on hangers and a selection more in the laundry – and that is without the T shirts! When it came to socks I gave up at 52 pairs and I cannot tell you how many single socks there are in the sock orphanage right now. Why I keep them I do not know but I guess I live in hope that the other ones will return and I will have cause to kill the fatted calf-skin loafer. Suits six, pairs of trousers (not as a part of a suit) thirteen, shorts five, jeans (as opposed to trousers) five. I will spare you the underwear count but let’s just say that it’s excessive. Then there are the jumpers, jackets, scarves and my huge collection of silk ties and bow ties which are arranged by colour in a rather fetching manner. Dizzy from my counting I stopped and put the kettle on for a cup of tea, not as simple as it had been as my new kettle now asks what temperature I would like it to achieve. The new toaster does the same! Numbers everywhere. I sat with my tea, thought about all those clothes and hoped that they had not become the sum of my life.
SPONSORED BY Bardsley’s Fish & Chips
Follow me: latestandrew
• LATEST 7 11 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
012_LS743_AOH_FP Ad 20/08/2015 13:50 Page 1
013_LS743_chichesterfestivaltheatre_011_LS466_interview 20/08/2015 16:18 Page 1
HE WON’T SEND ROSES
Michael Ball stars in the thrilling musical tale of early movie making at Chichester Festival Theatre
B
ased on the true romance between Hollywood legends Mack Sennett and Mabel Normand, this musical comedy received eight Tony Award nominations when it opened on Broadway in 1974. This thrilling tale of trailblazers and stars is widely admired for its outstanding score including hits I Won’t Send Roses and Time Heals Everything. Not long ago, and without saying a word, a group of pioneering filmmakers changed the world. Helped by heroes in capes, and girls tied to the tracks, they made stars out of street kids, and riches from rags. But for writer, director, producer and owner of Keystone Motion Picture Studios Mack Sennett, forging a film is the easy part – compared to working, and falling in love, with a stunning one-off like Mabel. This dazzling musical comedy is both a poignant love story and a riveting tribute to the grit and glamour of the era of silent movies. Music and lyrics are by Jerry Herman (La Cage aux Folles) and the book by Michael Stewart (Barnum, 42nd Street), the multi awardwinning team behind the classic Broadway musical Hello, Dolly! Olivier Award-winner Michael Ball returns to Chichester to play Mack Sennett, following his celebrated
Watch Latest Entertainment on
performance in Sweeney Todd. His other recent credits include the BBC drama That Day We Sang and Hairspray in the West End and on tour. He also has a successful recording and broadcasting career, and completed a UK concert tour in Spring 2015. Rebecca LaChance makes her Chichester debut as Mabel. Her recent credits include Betty and understudy Carole in Beautiful: The Carole King Musical on Broadway and Johnny Baseball directed by Gordon Greenberg. The production is directed by Jonathan Church, Chichester’s Artistic Director. His Chichester credits include Festival 2014’s Taken at Midnight (also West End) which garnered a 2015 Best Actress Olivier Award for Penelope Wilton, as well as two other nominations. Choreography is by Stephen Mear, Chichester’s Associate Choreographer. Chichester credits include Festival 2014’s Gypsy (currently in the West End) and Amadeus, as well as The Pajama Game (also West End) and Kiss Me, Kate (also The Old Vic). Mack & Mabel runs until 5 September Tickets: from £15 - £45 16 – 25 year olds: £8.50 – on sale for all performances, Box Office www.cft.org.uk, 01243 781312 Photos: Manuel Harlan
• LATEST 7 13 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
014_LS743_cookit!_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 15:54 Page 2
ANDREW KAY
FINAL CALL FOR THE FESTIVAL
August bank holiday week sees the Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival back on Hove lawns and around the city ome of you are already fans of the Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival, I know this because you come along and say hi when I am hosting events and in particular the Live Food Stage which this time takes place in the marquee on Hove Lawns on Saturday 29 and Monday 24 August from noon. Do come along and join in the fun as the best local chefs will be there demonstrating their culinary skills and there are always great tasters at the end of each demonstration too. I will be on hand all day and if anyone drops out I will be thrown in at the deep end and have to cook myself – don’t worry, I’m pretty good as the good people of Kingston upon Thames will tell you. Throughout the week there are many amazing events to showcase both local talent and local produce, and this year we are delighted to be staginganother Sussex wines and food matching event. Following the huge success of this event in the Spring Harvest in May, we’ve teamed up with another six Sussex estates –including Albourne, Stopham, Ridgeview, Bluebell, Wiston, Bolney and Blackdown – and the incredibly talented chef Michael Bremner of 64 Degrees. This promises to be another night celebrating the quality of the internationally acclaimed English wines to be found right here on our doorstep. Hosted by Julia Trustam-Eve from English Wine Producers, Michael will be preparing a six course tasting menu live on stage, followed by cheeses from La Cave à Fromage, whilst each wine maker presents their wine and
S
Watch Latest Entertainment on
explains why it works with a particular dish. at £55 for the six course tasting menu matched with Sussex wines this is unmissably great value. The event takes place on Friday 28 August from 7.30 to 9.30pm.
Executive chef Michael Bremner and head chef Sam Lambert continue to lead the way with exciting and innovative dining 64 Degrees is an open kitchen 22 seater restaurant tucked away in the Lanes in Brighton where a passionate team of chefs serve an ever-changing menu of tasty small plates using fresh and local
produce. Named 24th Best Restaurant in the UK in the 2015 National Restaurant Awards, executive chef Michael Bremner and head chef Sam Lambert continue to lead the way with exciting and innovative dining. English Wine Producers is the collective marketing body for the English & Welsh wine industry. With around 500 vineyards covering over 4,500 acres, Julia Trustram-Eve and her team work to promote consumer, trade and media awareness both in the UK and internationally. This event is a fundraiser for one of the two festival charities. FareShare is a local food redistribution organisation, taking surplus food from supermarkets and wholesalers and distributing daily to over 50 needy community groups and food banks to support those in food poverty. All profits from tonight’s event will be donated to the charity, and we will also be having an auction with prizes donated by many of
• LATEST 7 14 www.thelatest.co.uk •
Brighton’s leading hospitality businesses including Drakes, Hotel du Vin, myhotel, Moshimo, La Cave à Fromage and Terre à Terre. For complete festival listings go to brightonfoodfestival.com Photos: Julia Claxton
on Freeview channel 8,
Follow me: latestandrew
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
015_LS743_hotlist_film_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 15:50 Page 1
HOT LIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk
INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444
DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
Watch Latest Entertainment on
Follow me: @latestjessica
OLD SCHOOL HORROR utting edge in its day, White Zombie is the first feature length zombie film. Whilst we must forgive it many things for being a not-particularly well funded independent film, it is impressive for being a pre cursor. The story begins in Haiti with a carriage carrying a holidaying couple being stopped by a funeral…which is taking place in the middle of the road. The driver explains that the family do not want the body stolen so they are burying it where regular traffic will keep people from trying. The couple later cross paths with an eerie gentleman and his henchmen. The driver again explains that the henchmen are zombies. The couple, Neil Parker and his fiancé Madeleine, played by old silent film stars John Harron and Madge Bellamy, are staying at the home of Charles Beaumont to be wed. Unfortunately, Beaumont is rather taken with Madeline and will do anything to have her, including turning her into a zombie! He turns to ‘Murder’ Legendre, zombie master and pretty much a soulless devil. Played by Bela Lugosi he is everything one would want in an old horror film’s villain. Released in 1932 it is a Pre-Code horror film that allows for much moral ambiguity. The previously moral Dr Bruner attempts to murder the evil Murder by hiding and then stabbing him from behind! This is exciting in such an old fashioned film (old fashioned even when it was released) with the use of past-it silent film actors like Bellamy and Harron, whose mannerisms and flat line readings are ill-suited to sound film. It also employs a number of Expressionist touches - now considered beautiful - that were certainly falling out of fashion at the time. When Neil broods over the loss of Madeline in a nightclub we see no other patrons, just their shadows on the wall behind him. The eerie shadows emphasizing how alone and powerless he is. The film uses sound better than was common at the time; using music to create mood, an uncommon practice in the early years of talking pictures, and often startles the viewer with the use of the piercing cry of a vulture. Despite being occasionally stagy, there is more camera movement than in Dracula, and one scene in Dr. Bruner’s study is done with no cuts- only the camera moves around. Hitchcock would likely have appreciated this experiment in technique! For more reviews of classic films, subscribe to my YouTube channel, MissJessicaKH and watch Latest TV’s film review show PostFeature, every Wednesday at 6.30pm and repeated through the week. Check listings in this magazine for more!
C
Released in 1932 it is a Pre-Code horror film that allows for much moral ambiguity
CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
ITALIAN
entertainment Jessica Kellgren-Hayes
• LATEST 7 15 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
016_LS743_theatreroyal_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 09:50 Page 1
e
o ve r • e ccover • o o
v
A gripping whodunnit and social satire, a ghost story as well as a critique of the position of women in 20th century Britain, Rebecca is above all, says director Emma Rice, pointing to this production’s sub title, a “study in jealousy”. “It’s Cinderella meets Bluebeard,” says Emma with a smile. “But this Cinderella feels that she is not good enough to be the new Mrs de Winter and what woman has never felt the same?” There is for Emma a strong feminist theme to the story. It is about women being capable of all things: “rage, fear, manipulation, love, loyalty, sexual freedom and anger”. Above all, for Emma, the aim is to avoid any form of romanticism. “This is a psychological thriller and a horror”. The period of the novel is of major significance, according to Emma. “The late 1930s were a time of great foreboding, with a feeling of unease”. She says: “It was published a year before the war and I find the era very evocative. People were like icebergs with such a lot kept below the surface and a tension generated by what was implied rather than spoken.” Kneehigh’s many fans will be familiar with the company’s house style, a style that has been applied over the years to a number of classic narratives. How would Emma describe the company’s trademark to a Kneehigh newcomer? “We use a number of different elements; acting, music, film and design to tell the story and we stitch together a great big tapestry of ideas. Audiences coming to Rebecca will see a recognisable 1938 world - but with a twist”. Mon 28 Sep – Sat 3 Oct, Eves 7.45pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm, www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply)
r • on veer • on thth
he internationally acclaimed Kneehigh make a welcome return to Theatre Royal Brighton this season to present their spellbinding new production of Daphne du Maurier’s Rebecca. In Rebecca, first published in 1938 and still a bestseller, Maxim de Winter returns to Manderley with his young bride following the mysterious death of his first wife. Surrounded by memories of the glamorous Rebecca, the new Mrs de Winter is consumed by jealousy. She sets out to uncover the secrets of the house and a past fiercely guarded by the sinister housekeeper, Mrs Danvers.
Watch Latest Entertainment on
•
Kneehigh’s stunning stage production of the classic novel & cinema masterpiece
T
n
n t he • oon the coco
DAPHNE DU MAURIER’S REBECCA
h e c ov e n t th e c o v e r r
• LATEST 7 16 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
017_LS743_Wave_Intro_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 10:08 Page 1
wave
Easy hints to live a happy & healthy life
HEALTH
& BEAUTY
What do readers want from a magazine article offering advice on health and well-being? Facts! • Good old fashioned scientific facts about what does and doesn’t work • How to stay healthier for longer. • Which foods really are the healthiest to eat? • How to shed pounds and look fit without devoting every minute to thinking about food and exercise. • Let’s face it, how to stay young effortlessly! First some facts about ageing. All parts of your body decline as the years progress. Your metabolism slows down. Your memory and reaction time slow down. The breathing capacity of your lungs diminish, your eyes have more difficulty focussing, your heart rate falls, your bones lose minerals, inflammation in your joints cause pain and stiffness, the list goes on. But you can moan about this, or you can stay positive and work out what to do about things. Reversal of the ageing process is big business, from cosmetic surgery and anti-ageing creams to superfood diets and exercise plans. Everyone seems to have an opinion and a vested interest in what works. We at Wave have been sifting through some of the latest healthy eating and anti-ageing research and these are our simple 7 top tips for a healthy long life:
STAY YOUNG FOREVER NLP • HYPNOTHERAPY • LIFE COACHING
the
conway practice Specialist in Smoking Cessation and Weight Control • Self Esteem • Anxiety • Phobias
Jonathan Conway Bsc Dip EHPNLP MNCH (acc) NLP Master Practitioner & Coach
(Hypnotherapy)
• Public Speaking • Relationship Difficulties
• Learn Self Hypnosis Help with Emotional problems and Wellbeing
Brighton, Hove, East Sussex & London Practices
01273 540425 • 07956 855027 www.theconwaypractice.co.uk
1 Walking is good for you! Maybe even better than running. Scientists at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in California found that walking reduced the risk of heart disease by 9.3 % above running which reduced it by 4.3% (adults aged between 18 to 80 studied over a 6 year period). 2 Be a woman! Women live longer than men. The females of most species live longer than the males. Some evolutionary scientists say this is because females are able to repair cells better than the males. Some say it is due to healthier lifestyle habits but this may not always be the case with women living longer even in poorer health. For every 100 year old man there are two 100 year old women alive. Good for all three of them we say! 3 Exercise reaches the parts that other activities cannot reach. The current scientific recommendation is 150 minutes per week of moderate aerobic exercise, whether that is walking briskly, running, swimming, cycling and even gardening. You can do this in whatever size bursts suit you – 5 x 30 minutes or maybe 10 x 15 minutes. You know it makes sense as well as improving your immune system, fat distribution, muscular efficiency, nervous system and lowering your risk of getting type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease. 4 All the usual superfood suspects are actually scientifically proven to be good for you: Oily Fish; almonds, beetroot, avocados, kale and green leafy vegetables, ginger, turmeric, green tea, seaweed, olive oil, grains such as quinoa, sweet potatoes, garlic, coconut, pomegranates and a nice piece (not too huge) of dark chocolate. So make the mother of all salads and tuck in. 5 Water. Good old fashioned plain water. It’s the most popular drink in the world; forget the wellknown fizzy drinks – seriously forget them and wean yourself off them. The recommendation used to be 8 glasses of 8 fluid ounces per day, but that really depends on your weight, whether you’re living in a hot climate and whether your lifestyle is sedentary or active. In general replace sweet fizzy drinks and hot creamy drinks with water. 6 Reduce sugar and salt intake. These flavour enhancers are being cornered. Now everyone is wise to reducing salt and sugar intake, but will the food industry giants ever take note? 7 Stay positive! In all sorts of ways. Sleep well. Talk through problems. Reduce stress. These things are not old wives’ tales anymore, there is good scientific evidence to back up the fact that positivity keeps you younger for longer. All easier said than done! But we at Wave will keep trying – even the men!
Watch Latest Entertainment on
• LATEST 7 17 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
018_LS743_Centella_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 09:52 Page 1
SKIN DEEP
HEALTH& BEAUTY
wave
Beautiful botanical and natural skincare online from Centella entella Skincare is an online business selling a range of botanical and natural skincare products, borne out of a desire to use natural plant ingredients to enhance and improve our skin without the need for harsh synthetic ingredients and unnecessary additives. The business benefits from experts with a strong scientific background and therapeutic experience in herbal medicine which provides an ideal opportunity to apply knowledge of the immense potential of botanical ingredients and an understanding of skin physiology into formulating a range of natural skincare products for all skin types. It is committed to producing a high quality range free from artificial ingredients, harsh synthetic chemicals and unnecessary additives. Their formulations are made from a range of botanical constituents which possess amazing benefits for the skin, all of which have been harnessed from plants. The botanical skincare ingredients in all Centella products are derived from plants: trees, herbs, leaves, roots, bark, flowers, fruits, berries, seeds, nuts and vegetables. This means that each of the active constituents in our skincare products whether oil, herbal extract, juice, floral water, essential oil, butter or wax has had the minimum amount of processing
C
Watch Latest Entertainment on
without the use of industrial solvents, synthetic chemicals, a cocktail of additives all purporting amazing benefits and unnecessary additional chemicals such as artificial colouring. Many of the commercial skincare products are mass produced and invariably based on synthetic by-products of
processing if they are to be useful and applicable for skincare products in addition to some degree of preservation if they are to last. Centella sources all their ingredients locally wherever possible, and ensure that our suppliers strictly adhere to a strong ethical business model.
the petrochemical industry which makes manufacturing cheap but also produces skincare products that are synthetic and artificial. These ingredients can often irritate the skin making it sensitive and can worsen existing skin conditions. The harnessing of the highly desirable, natural active constituents from plants is painstakingly difficult, incredibly time-consuming and often very laborious. In reality therefore, all ingredients from plant-based sources require some degree of
None of our products has been tested on animals. Centella’s founding member, Yaso Shan is a practising medical herbalist and a Lecturer of Science. She also does freelance medical writing and has been a health writer for the Royal College of Nursing Publishing Company since 2003. She has been a staunch advocate of natural approaches to health & well-being for many years and champions the cause for alternatives to conventional medicines and treatments if she truly believes
• LATEST 7 18 www.thelatest.co.uk •
there is a better way to achieve and maintain optimum health. She has extended this to skincare based on her extensive clinical experience and seeing numerous patients with poor skin and severe skin reactions to many of the commercial products sold in the mainstream market. Formulating her own botanical skincare products seemed the most natural progression based on her knowledge of science, plants, skin physiology and therapeutic practice. In direct response to the numerous requests that she received from patients, colleagues, friends and family to her products, she launched her own business Centella Skincare in June 2013. Her botanical skincare emporium products have been carefully formulated using science, nature and cultural traditions across the globe which have benefited from the use of plants and ingredients from them not only medicinally but also cosmetically. W: www.centellaskincare.co.uk E: sales@centellaskincare.co.uk T: 07817 420118
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
019_LS743_brightonsarty_011_LS466_interview 21/08/2015 16:01 Page 1
MIKE WARD AT LARGE FLOCKSTARS
arts
BRIGHTON’S ARTY
Follow us: @brightonsarty
Alison Krog
Follow me: @mikewardontv
hat kind of idiot would slag off ITV's Flockstars? Well, OK, me, I guess, but that was a good fortnight ago. I've changed my mind completely now. If you've not yet been lucky enough to catch this programme, the idea is appealingly simple, as indeed am I. Eight human beings you've very nearly heard of are partnered with eight working border collies, and then, with the help of these creatures, taught the art of rounding up sheep. They do this by shouting special commands at the dogs, in a language I believe is Klingon. All being well, the dogs respond by steering the sheep, who are frankly idiots, around a special indoor obstacle course and into a pen. All being not so well, the dogs just sit there, staring at this human with a baffled doggy look that says: "Don't tell me, you were in Corrie, right? Blimey, you poor sod, has it come to this?" But the dogs are being mean if that's what they think, because, as I say, Flockstars is great. By which I mean fantastically undemanding. Fantastically undemanding TV should be given its own Bafta category, ideally replacing the Bafta they currently dish out for sport, which is a stupid category, given that any old numpty can point a TV camera at a football match. Flockstars' main plus-points? First, it's short, with only 23or-so minutes of actual airtime. As Britain's fourth most respected TV critic, I shouldn't say this, but I wish to God all TV programmes lasted 23 minutes. Especially those murder mysteries that drag on for hours. 23 minutes is more than enough for them to solve any case. ("Ooh, look, boss, a dead body. Any idea who the killer is?" "Yeah, it'll be the one played by this week's famous guest star, same as it always is...") Second, Flockstars has a high dog content, which is pretty much all any show needs to get me to watch it. That's provided nothing bad happens to any of them. If it does, I have to turn off at once. Seriously, I've switched off dozens of dramas before the end, purely because an upsetting scene has popped up in which a dog gets harmed. Also they were more than 23 minutes long. But ultimately the reason I've warmed to Flockstars is I find it dramatic. Seriously. Somehow I'm on the edge of my seat, genuinely anxious to see if, say, Thingy from that sitcom can get her sheep around the course faster then Wotsisname who used to be in that band with Tulisa Oojamaflip. Be honest, that's TV at its finest. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for my medication.
W
The idea is appealingly simple, as indeed am I.
THOSE WHO CAN TEACH K, now I’m going to show my age. But does anyone else remember the cult 80s kids’ programme ‘Why don’t you?, with the irritating song and even more irritating smug-faced primary school kids urging us all to ‘just switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead’. Like cutting up paper or magic tricks. As if. It’s just that now that doesn’t seem such a bad idea. Especially with this year’s rubbish summer weather. And if you’re thinking of foregoing wet beer on a Jane Sampson, Solitaire windy beach for something more creative, there’s no better place than Ink Spot Press Open Access Studio – and no better teacher that Brighton’s queen of screen print – Jane Sampson. If you haven’t experienced Jane’s approach before, she creates works that contain a narrative using photomontage and collage from different sources. Often these include a mixture of found images and her own photographic or hand-painted images. This library of iconography is constantly being re-used and manipulated through different media, and the use of texture, colour and the layering of imagery are central to her approach. You can learn direct from the master at her studio - Ink Spot Press – where the team just love to screen print and do letterpress. They also make linocuts, woodcuts and collagraphs. They like to get their hands dirty making things in an analogue fashion (often quite slowly), but are not above using devious digital tricks to speed the process up and make it more accessible. If you are interested in learning how to screen print, use type, make books or find out about other printmaking techniques, there are loads of courses and summer schools. Just take a look at the Ink Spot Press website, inkspotpress.co.uk. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty
O
She creates works that contain a narrative using photomontage and collage
Ink Spot Press
Watch Latest Entertainment on
• LATEST 7 19 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
020_LS743_stage_011_LS466_interview 20/08/2015 18:13 Page 1
entertainment
Kay STAGE Andrew
EMPIRICAL EMPORIUM A new season of top entertainment from Brighton’s impressive new theatre Emporium may be amongst the new kids on the block but so far they have been a theatrical force to be reckoned with. Already clocking up a stunning record of top reviews for their own and coproduced output they are now planning well into the future and have announced a solid programmes for both kids and adults alike. This autumn my top picks are the following:
Dial 'M' for Murder Co produced by Talking Scarlet and Emporium.... Tony Wendice has married his wife, Margot, for her money and now plans to murder her for the same reason. He arranges the perfect murder. He blackmails a scoundrel he used to know into
Follow me: @latestandrew
strangling her for a fee of one thousand pounds, and arranges a brilliant alibi for himself. This taught thriller from Frederick Knott was also made into a classic movie by none other than Alfred HItchcock. This exciting melodrama has had a highly successful run on Broadway and on tour with great reviews. "…original and remarkably good theatre – quiet in style but tingling with excitement underneath." – NY Times. "It's a holiday for the whodunit fans, and, as such, it couldn't be more welcome." – NY Herald – Tribune. Talking Scarlet presented What The Butler Saw at Emporium in April starring Brian Capron and Jenny Funnell, receiving outstanding reviews. The company are currently touring Stone Cold Murder, The End of The Affair and Sherlock Holmes and The Ripper Murders. October 28th to November 21st 7:45pm Tuesday - Saturday 2pm Saturdays & Sundays
May-We-Go-Round? Uncompromising yet utterly accessible, May-we-go-round? is a collision of fiercely energetic dance & comedic theatre taking audiences on the bittersweet ride of romance. A provocative, playful and gritty insight into our romantic disillusionment; it swings wildly between hilarious truths and intimate vulnerability. Chess recently discovered her diary from the age of 10, devoted entirely to
Watch Latest Entertainment on
the detailed records of her many loves. Years later, the ones we lust after still take a disproportionately large chunk of our talking time and mental space (even if we don’t like to admit it!). We find ourselves on the jangly merry go round of romance. We are enthralled by romantic experiences yet flummoxed and irritated by the whole charade.
fun. Join the talented cast as they conjure up swashbuckling pirates, giant storms and more! With limitless possibilities let your imagination take flight! This 5 star award winning show, now in its third incarnation and it finally arrives in Brighton at Emporium. An eclectic mix of songs and dance from classic and contemporary West End and
Are we enjoying it? Yes. Does it make sense? No. But, round and round we go...'. May-We-Go-Round? is the company’s first work, and was supported by Arts Council England and South East Dance. After winning the The Pebble Trust Brighton Fringe Award in December, they completed a fivenight sell out at Emporium Theatre as part of Brighton Fringe. They were shortlisted for the Audience Choice Award and won the Fringe Review Award for Outstanding Theatre and South East Dance's Space to Dance Award. 6-10 October, 8pm Tkts: £10-12.00
Broadway musicals, featuring a cast of enormously talented singers, dancers and musicians. Shows featured include: Big Fish, Kiss Me Kate, Bombshell, Pippin, Carousel, Nine, Side Show and many more. Produced by Chocolate Box Theatre and Music Theatre 2000, who brought the very impressive production of Into The Woods to Emporium in 2014. October 13-18 13th-17th at 7:45pm 17th and 18th at 2pm, £18-20 Emporium Theatre 88 London Road • Brighton • UK tickets@emporiumbrighton.com emporiumbrighton.com
Once Upon A Wonderland Once Upon A Wonderland is a magical evening of musical
• LATEST 7 20 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
021_LS743_comedy_music_011_LS466_interview 20/08/2015 18:11 Page 1
entertainment
COMEDY
Follow me: @latestvicky
MUSIC
Follow me: @latestjeff
Victoria Nangle
Jeff Hemmings
HEAVY HITTERS
TOGETHER THE PEOPLE
Two of the biggest names in British comedy are coming to town – this week e prepared to be entertained this week. If ever you complain about there being nothing on in town to make you laugh this week, know that you do so in the full knowledge that you’re just not trying. This Thursday sees the happy return to the Brighton Dome’s Concert Hall of gagmeister extraordinaire Jimmy Carr. And if that wasn’t enough, on Sunday Michael McIntyre is taking over the Brighton Centre. So there. Both of these men have experienced backlashes over the years, chiefly for the major crime of being very successful at what they’ve chosen to dedicate time, energy and a large portion of their lives to (I’m not referring to Jimmy Carr’s nefarious tax issues here btw). McIntyre and Carr are both very successful and talented – that second part’s important, y’know – comedians. And because of that success all the channels on television wanted a slice of them. And then all of the television critics and a fair number of viewers pointed out that they’d seen them loads and could they have the next lot of comedians on please. The thing is, you don’t just get to do lots of telly because it’s your turn, you do it because you’re good. Which is why these two masters of comedy are packing them to the rafters in these not inconsiderably sized venues. Stand-up is an artform, and some of those who do it well are also asked to take part in other comedy formats. However, it is worth remembering that there is more to Jimmy Carr than a strange-sounding laugh and nifty stunts completed while the Countdown clock music plays. And Michael McIntyre has more than floppy hair and a ‘man drawer’ in his bag of tricks. Stand-up is their primary job. These are not lecture tours. As other ‘celebrities’ tag tours onto their fame, pretending that the shine of fame will rub off if they read a bit out from their latest book and answer a few questions from the audience. This is what these guys do. It will be better than the side-jobs. It will be better than the telly you’ve seen them do. Now, get out and see something good. You will be entertained. Michael McIntyre – Happy & Glorious, Thursday 27 August, Brighton Centre, 8pm, £50/35, 01273 290131, brightoncentre.co.uk Jimmy Carr – Funny Business, Sunday 30 August, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8pm, £26, 01273 709709, brightondome.org
B
WHAT’S ON Art: The Dark Knight Rises Batsuit This September Brighton will be coming out to ‘dress up and play’ for The Costume Games. To celebrate, Brighton Museum will host Christian Bale's Batsuit from Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. This is a genuinely rare opportunity to get up close to one of the most iconic superhero costumes of our times. There is also the chance to meet the team behind the costume
Watch Latest Entertainment on
The Costume Games and Brighton Museum & Art Gallery
elebrating music, food, community, film and the arts in Brighton, the inaugural Together The People festival is a two day non-camping event to be held in the lovely inner city Preston Park. Music is the main focus over the two days and co-partners One Inch Badge have put together an eclectic line up over two stages. Welsh legends Super Family Animals are on the bill along with 'national treasure' Billy Bragg and Brighton favourites The Levellers, still going very strong after 27 years in the business. Then there's popular Swedish singer songwriter Jose Gonzales, Motown legenda Martha Reeves & The Vandellas, audio-visual concept band Public Service Broadcasting, the sublime Ghostpoet, Brighton indie country-punk legends Brakes, and British hip hop artist Roots Manuva.. Brighton is also welll served by a number of up and coming acts including Jacko Hooper, Matthew the Oxx, Ellie Ford, Half Crown, Jack Watts, Written in Waters, Time for T and Lu'Ami, Together The People are also hosting a unique collaboration with Picturehouse Brighton and a pop-up ‘soapbox’ stage where local community groups and charities can talk about their work and the public can engage with local political and social bodies in Q&A sessions. The
C
soapbox stage will also act as a platform for other creative arts and entertainment such as literature, poetry and comedy. Scattered around the site there will several bars serving beverages from local breweries, as well as a market/diner area which will exclusively house local independent food, clothing and arts concessions. They also intend to provide a series of pop-up galleries around the site for artists to use for live and exhibition purposes. Together The People are supporting Brighton Housing Trust as the lead charity partner for the event. The park site is all ages; an adult must accompany under 16’s. Children are classed at 11yrs – 16yrs. Under 11’s may attend free of charge. Gates will open at 1200 on both days with a curfew of 2200. Preston Park, 5 & 6 September www.togetherthepeople.co.uk
during one of the workshops at The Costume Games in Old Steine Gardens. Brighton Museum & Art Gallery, Pavilion Gardens, 03000 290900. Until 20 September
been seconded for extra Saturday night fun. Komedia + Volks Tavern, Friday 28 – Sunday 30 August, £8.95 www.newuntouchables.com
Event: New Untouchables Present... Brighton Mod Weekender
Frequented by the frivolous thrifty and famous The Brighton Record and CD Fair offers the very best in new and vintage items on all formats. Brighton Centre, Sunday 30 August, 8.30am–3.30pm, £5/2
A firm fixture in the New Untouchables calendar, August bank holiday sees the Mod scene return to its spiritual home. Tickets for Komedia have already sold out so a second venue has
• LATEST 7 21 www.thelatest.co.uk •
Event: Records Fair
on Freeview channel 8,
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
022_LS743_reviews-chart_011_LS466_interview 20/08/2015 16:30 Page 1
under review
BURNING BRIGHT
To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart
Flare Path, 18 August Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne, Andrew Connal ★★★★★
8
Latest Brighton Download Chart
TOP 20 Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.
1 Junkyard Choir Sun Moon Stars 2 Automatic Shoes Your Father 3 The Speak Diggin a hole 4 MIGHT Help 5 Rise of The Ziggurat Caplet 6 Red Democracy Doll Inside 7 The Popguns Still Waiting For The Winter 8 George Foster Your Love
Terence Rattigan’s unsentimental War-Time-Weepy has more convincing plot twists than any ‘Agatha Christie’ and keeps you guessing until the very end, which will still surprise you. The typical ‘Dear John…’ love triangle soon has tears brimming, of both laughter and distress. Rattigan’s trick is to make us care for each of the characters, all of them. You’ll gasp silently at their fatal embarrassments (did they really say that?). The Countess, a cheeky under-age barman, the gunner’s wife, all are in peril under the authentic roar of bombers and the dangerous illumination of their flare path. Most at risk emotionally are the mess-room buffoon, his glamorous wife and the Hollywood cad, but none are quite what they seem. Youngsters with their lives ripped apart by war grow up before our eyes and find new, unbidden strengths. “I don’t understand… (love, RAF banter, Polish, The War)” but Rattigan does. The West-End golden boy was flying as a rear-gunner when he crafted this masterly tale and director Justin Audibert’s excellent cast, led impeccably by Olivia Hallinan and Leon Ockenden, make sure it rings true. Veteran Philip Franks brings jovial authority and producer Alastair Whatley shines in the complex role of the husband. Not-to-be-missed!
Watch Latest Entertainment on
Lithuanian Youth Symphony Orchestra, Daiva Martikonyte (conductor) This large ensemble of young musicians, average age 14+, is now half way through a hectic tour of Sussex and London. The 80 minute concert of music from around Europe included some specially dedicated Lithuanian works and, from England, Elgar’s ‘Salut d’Amour’, in an interesting setting. Their repertoire favours the strings with a number of fine concertante works but the woodwind (especially Dziugas Sabonis on soprano saxophone), brass and percussion came into their own in the flamboyant showpieces by Ponchielli. They were joined in an encore by Daniele Daivis from Crawley who sang a modern arrangement of the ‘Ave Maria’. St Paul’s Church, 15 August 2015 Andrew Connal ★★★★
Chic BonBons Chic BonBons had a bunch of talented gorgeous women who radiate un je ne sais quoi in each of them. You can see the individuality shining trough the solo performances, which was often better conceived than when the girls danced collaboratively. They’ll leave you speechless with
their amazing costumes and even the set changes got their own little show. They are like a well mixed Martini Cocktail, where the main ingredients are French Cabaret, Pin-up Style and Hollywood Stars, ready for your perfect night out or for hiring at your private party! Marlborough Theatre, 14 August 2015 Victoria Lezaun ★★★★★
Queensrÿche Old rock bands never die, they simply divide and go on their separate tours. One might be forgiven a note of cynicism regarding the odds on original guitarist and drummer Michael Wilton and Scott Rockenfield’s being able to replace Geoff Tate, one of the iconic voices of the progressive metal scene, but Todd la Torre rises to the challenge with aplomb. Tight, focused and energetic, the band build up to a storming version of Queen of the Reich: the rock vocalist’s equivalent to the Queen of the Night’s aria. But the show ends abruptly, and unfortunately doesn’t quite satisfy. Concorde 2, 7 August 2015 Pete Langman ★★★★★
• LATEST 7 22 www.thelatest.co.uk •
on Freeview channel 8,
9 Dirty Weekend in Brighton Dirty Weekend in Brighton 10 Sweet Jonny American Psycho 11 TVism TV eyes 12 Trilby New shoes 13 Red Sea Sharks KiaOra 14 Death Ape Disco Eclipse 15 Osaro + RJ Superstar (club edit) 16 Dirty Weekend in Brighton Ben Sherman 17 The Dead Reds Hell I Know 18 Junkyard Choir Get It On 19 Dirty Weekend in Brighton ‘FRANKIE’ 20 Roger Tabry Right Here Waiting (Accapella Mix)
SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC & VIDEOS www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart
channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
023_LS743_TV_tue_L7wed14apr.qxd 20/08/2015 16:45 Page 1
TUESDAY 25 The Boy Who Wants His Leg Cut Off BBC1, 10.35pm Documentary about Dillon, an eleven-year-old boy who suffers from neurofibromatosis, a disease that causes tumours to form in his nervous system. His leg has grown out of proportion to his tiny frame and he’s found it hard to get around, never mind joining in with other kids.
24 Hours In Police Custody Channel 4, 11pm You can follow Bedfordshire police officers from the cells at Luton Police Station to the heart of major crime investigations. A man behaves erratically while carrying a hockey stick after staring through the window of a woman’s house. Sounds like a David Lynchian nightmare, but expect less beauty.
Fried BBC3, 10.30pm Sitcom about the daily lives of the disgruntled employees at Croydon’s worst fried chicken chain. Mary resolves to go undercover to find out which employees are complaining about her. She announces that they will have a new employee arriving, before turning up in disguise as a Spanish man named Carlos.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Novel Ideas 2.00 Behind The Science 2.30 Collapse The Box 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Cuppa TV Show for women about health, fitness, lifestyle and raising a young family. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Behind The Science James Piercy is a highly talented Science Communicator who suffered a freak car accident which left him comatose and battling severe head injuries. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Novel Ideas As part of the Writers on Writers Festival held at the Linen Hall Library Sophia Hillan talks to Debbie McGrory about her career as an author. 10.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Cuppa TV 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Behind The Science 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Novel Ideas 4.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar
BBC1
BBC2
ITV1
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders It’s the day of Kush’s stag do, and Mick has an odd surprise in store. Stacey is left rattled after a conversation with Sonia about Martin. Whitney receives a worrying letter, but what’s it about? 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Guy attempts to rectify the past through an old friend of his deceased wife. A troubled patient forces Sacha to take inventory of his own life. Oliver and Zosia struggle to contain their growing feelings for one another. 9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Boy Who Wants His Leg Cut Off See highlights. 11.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry, discovering secrets and surprises from their past. 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 12.40 BBC News
6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights Day 4 Gabby Logan presents highlights of day four’s action at the 15th World Championships from Beijing, China. 8.00 Super Powered Owls: Natural World Wildlife documentary. These mysterious birds haunt our night, floating through the darkness with an eerie silence. But how do they see in the dark? And how do they fly so silently? 9.00 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 Documentary series exploring the world’s busiest railway. Dan Snow, Anita Rani, and Robert Llewellyn examine the role the Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus in Mumbai plays in long distance travel across India. 10.00 Goodness Gracious Me Award-winning British Asian comedy sketch show. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 The Fast Show Fast-moving comedy sketch show. 11.35 The Super League Show Tanya Arnold presents Rugby League highlights and analysis. 12.20am Sign Zone: Signed, Sealed, Delivered: Inside The Post Office 1.20 Sign Zone: Earth’s Natural Wonders: Living On The Edge 2.30 Athletics: World Championships
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale James begs Debbie for time. The villagers gather for Ruby’s funeral. Brenda is horrified by Bob’s request. 8.00 Bargain Fever Britain Second of two programmes examining the changing face of the UK retail landscape. This edition looks at how discount businesses cope in the sales season. Black Friday hits the UK, and there is chaos at Asda as bargain hunters brawl over TVs. 9.00 School Swap - The Class Divide In the UK, education is one of the big political battlefields for governments and opposition alike. Opponents of private schooling deride the privileged few who seem to rise to the top of most professions. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.40 Benidorm It is all go at the Solana as Mateo prepares for his first water aerobics class. But when Donald takes a funny turn in the pool, Mateo finds himself in a spot of bother and has to ask Les/Lesley for help. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. Jessica has to unravel the secrets and threats at the funeral of a friend in Wyoming. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Don’t Blow The Inheritance 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Big Blue UK 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.30 Countryside 999 8.15 The House That £100k Built 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 4.1 2.30pm Cash In The Attic 3.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Attenborough And The Giant Egg 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow
Channel 4
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Guess This House 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Hello Campers 5.00 Rebound
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Draw It! 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons When prohibition is revived in Springfield, Homer becomes a beer baron. With the guest voice of Joe Mantegna. 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Dylan is gutted to be left betrayed on his big day. Esther makes the biggest decision of her life. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Three Day Nanny Reality series following experienced nanny Kathryn Mewes, who deals with the nation’s troublesome children. 9.00 Educating Cardiff Series following the staff and pupils at Willows High School in Cardiff. The first episode introduces Head Teacher Joy Ballard, her stellar team. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show, with Sean Lock and Henning Wehn who take on special guest captain Bill Bailey with Jessica Hynes. Susie Dent is joined by Tom Allen in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. 11.00 24 Hours In Police Custody See highlights. 12.05am Pokerstars Caribbean Adventure 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Cardiff Triathlon 2.20 Chateau Impney Hill Climb 2.50 Location, Location, Location 3.45 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.40 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.05 Fifteen To One
Channel Five
6.00-6.55am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Deadly Suspicion (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah proposes that the twins move in with her and Zac to give Hannah some breathing space. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. Animal inspector Jason Bowles visits a farm that is believed to be breeding puppies illegally. 9.00 My Big Fat Benefits Wedding Live Documentary following a couple from South Wales on long-term benefits who are determined to have the wedding day of their dreams, despite the cost. 10.00 12 Years Old And On Benefits Documentary in which children from families dependent on welfare tell of their hopes and fears for the future. 11.00 Benefits And Bypasses: Billion Pound Patients Documentary about how self-inflicted health problems caused by people who drink, smoke and eat to excess are costing the NHS a fortune. 12.00am Undercover Benefits Cheat 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Undercover Benefits Cheat 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Wildlife SOS 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Joe Fuller
kextraterrestrial Sky1
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Film4
9.00am The Flash 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 FILM: Spy Game (2001) 11.25 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.25am NCIS: Los Angeles 2.15 Hawaii Five-0
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Fit In Or Fail: Secrets Of China 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Fried 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Fried 1.00 Fit In Or Fail: Secrets Of China 2.00 The World’s Worst Place To Be Disabled? 3.00 Fit In Or Fail: Secrets Of China
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 A Day In The Life Of Andy Warhol 10.00 Sean Connery: In His Own Words 11.00 Top Of The Pops: 1979 - Big Hits 12.00am Timeshift: Mods, Rockers And Bank Holiday Mayhem 1.00 Hive Minds 1.30 World War Two: 1942
10.25am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)
9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Sherlock Holmes: The Eligible Bachelor 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 In Loving Memory 4.55 Never The Twain 5.25 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.00am Wycliffe
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 Bad Robots 10.35 Tattoo Fixers 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Gogglebox 1.35 Nashville
12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am To Catch A Thief (1955) 1.10pm Inspector Gadget (1999) 2.50 Anastasia (1997) 4.40 Coraline (2009) 6.45 Letters To Juliet (2010) 9.00 Mama (2013) 11.05 Last Exorcism: God Asks. The Devil Commands (2013) 12.50am Black Swan (2010) 3.10 Close
024_LS743_TV_wed_L7wed14apr.qxd 20/08/2015 16:46 Page 1
WEDNESDAY 26 The Great British Bake Off BBC1, 8pm Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood look stern here, but don’t worry, just out of shot are Mel and Sue to lift spirits. Bake Off is pure fun, with no padding when it comes to making puddings this week. Just as addictive as the treats they ‘prove’ and shape, with sharp but sweetly silly innuendo and abundant charm to boot.
Posh Pawn Channel 4, 8pm Documentary series looking at high-end pawnbrokers in Britain. James jets off to sun-soaked Palma to investigate a stunning £150,000 yacht. Some designer handbags are brought in for an estimate, but will they help get their vivacious owner’s business plans off the ground? See how the other half live, and squirm.
A Brief History Of Graffiti BBC4, 9pm Dr Richard Clay goes in search of what it is that has made us scribble and scratch mementoes of our lives for more than 30,000 years. From the prehistoric cave paintings of Burgundy in France, through gladiatorial fan worship in Roman Lyons to the messages left on the walls of Germany’s Reichstag in 1945 .
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bookenders 2.00 Novel Ideas 2.30 Collapse The Box 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 The Easy Riders As their road trip reaches its final leg, Danny JohnJules and the boys limber up with a bit of yoga before heading to their final destination in Valencia. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. 10.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton
BBC1
BBC2
ITV1
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Pound Shop Wars Documentary series following the competition between pound shop chains. The CEO of Poundworld, Chris Edwards, is back with ambitious plans for expansion. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off See highlights. 9.00 Britain’s Spending Secrets TV presenter and journalist Anne Robinson sets off on a road trip to get up close and personal with people from across the wealth spectrum, and puts their spending habits under the microscope. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker. 11.05 Mountain Goats Sitcom about a group of mountain rescue volunteers in Scotland. 11.35 FILM: Obsessed (2009) Starring Idris Elba & Beyoncé Knowles. Drama about successful asset manager Derek. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 1.25 BBC News
6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights Day 5 Gabby Logan presents highlights from day five of the World Championships from Beijing, China. After the 100m final earlier in the competition, Usain Bolt was back on the track in the 200m semis. 8.00 Horizon: OCD: A Monster In My Mind Horizon meets the people living with OCD, looks at the therapy available and asks what neuroscience can offer by way of a cure. 9.00 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 Documentary series exploring the world’s busiest railway. 10.00 Goodness Gracious Me: Reunion Special Sanjeev Bhaskar, Kulvinder Ghir, Meera Syal and Nina Wadia reunite for a one-off special of the ground-breaking sketch show. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 The Fast Show Fast-moving comedy sketch show with host of now familiar names. 11.35 Building The Ancient City: Athens And Rome Documentary series exploring the ancient cities of Athens and Rome. 12.35am Sign Zone: Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean On Earth 1.35 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 2.35 Athletics: World Championships 2015
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pete is rejected by his family. Rachel says goodbye to the village. Dan struggles with his guilt. 7.30 Coronation Street Carla throws Aidan in at the deep end. Lloyd and Erica are caught in the act. Bethany faces the wrath of her family. 8.00 Foyle’s War Crime drama series set in the years immediately after the Second World War. When his colleague Hilda Pierce is nearly killed in an attempted assassination, Foyle must re-examine her top-secret role during the war to find out if there was a traitor at the heart of the Special Operations Executive. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the second leg of the Champions League play off matches including Manchester United’s trip to Belgium to play Club Bruges, and Celtic’s game against Swedish side Malmo. 11.40 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Don’t 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Big Blue UK 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.30 Countryside 999 8.15 Claimed And Shamed 8.45 Antiques Roadshow Detectives 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 5.2 3.15pm ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Hidden Kingdoms 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow
Channel 4
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Guess This House 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Hello Campers 5.00 Rebound
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Draw It! 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Barney abandons Homer’s car, so Homer has to take the family to New York to retrieve it. 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Tegan wants to cut all ties, but will she follow her head or her heart? A mortified Celine comes face to face with a love rival who needs her help. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Posh Pawn See highlights. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. A dad turns poet to help his panicking wife through the birth of a baby he never realised he wanted so much, and an emotional mum can’t stop laughing during her daughter’s labour. 10.00 Witnesses Atmospheric French police thriller. With Kaz Gorbier now in custody, Paul and Sandra continue their quest to discover the truth about who has been digging up bodies and placing them in show homes. 11.20 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary following the work of two housing agencies as they attempt to cope with Britain’s social housing crisis. 12.15am Live From Abbey Road: Music On 4 12.40 Embarrassing 1.35 FILM: The Joneses (2009) 3.15 Grand Designs Australia 4.10 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.05 SuperScrimpers 5.10 Fifteen To One
Channel Five
6.00-7.35am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Fatal Memories (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Jett says a final teary goodbye to John, Marilyn and Alf. Matt has nothing in common with his blind date, Sandra, and makes a hasty exit. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Observational documentary series following the medical teams from the Royal London Hospital and Air Ambulance. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 9.00 Undercover Benefits Cheat Reality series in which investigative reporter Paul Connolly goes undercover as a sickness benefits scrounger in order to expose those scamming the system. 10.00 Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series set in a women’s prison in Melbourne. 11.00 My Big Fat Benefits Wedding Live Documentary following a couple from South Wales on long-term benefits who are determined to have the wedding day of their dreams, despite the cost. 12.00am Capital One Cup Highlights 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Trapped In A Cult? 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 HouseBusters 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Joe Fuller
kextraterrestrial Sky1
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Film4
9.00am The Flash 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Desi Rascals 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Top Coppers 10.30 Bad Education 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Top Coppers 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Fit In Or Fail: Secrets Of China 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride
7.00pm News 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 What Do Artists Do All Day? 9.00 A Brief History Of Graffiti 10.00 FILM: The Man Who Would Be King (1975) 12.05am Timewatch 12.55 The Ladybird Books Story: The Bugs That Got Britain Reading 1.55 Heritage! The Battle For Britain’s Past
10.25am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Holiday (2006) 11.45 Safeword 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Rising Damp 4.55 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 8.30 Richard Wilson On The Road 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Inspector Morse 12.15am Wycliffe
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox 1.00 Made In Chelsea LA
10.45am FILM: Aces High (1977) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Four Rooms 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Black Beauty (1971) 1.10pm Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) 3.20 Judy Moody And The Not Bummer Summer (2011) 5.05 Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 6.50 Rat Race (2001) 9.00 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) 11.05 V/H/S/2 (2013) 1.00am Fragile (2005) 3.10 Close
025_LS743_TV_thu_L7wed14apr.qxd 20/08/2015 16:48 Page 1
THURSDAY 27 Country Strife: Abz On The Farm BBC1 10pm Abz Love and Vicky Fallon as they swap city life for a new start in Wales and purchase a smallholding in Carmarthenshire. Unfortunately the land is beset with problems. Will Abz’s music business nous help him solve these more rural concerns? Let’s hope his ingenuity prevails.
Stephen Fry In Central America ITV1, 9pm Travelling in an old yellow school bus, Fry’s journey begins in Mexico, a land of cowboys and donkey fiestas in abandoned silver mines. It’s not all fun though, the former Melchett is also moved to tears by a demonstration against the effects of the Narco wars.
BBC Proms: The Bach Recitals: Alina Ibragimova BBC4, 7.30pm The solo Bach series continues with violinist Alina Ibragimova’s second recital of Bach’s Sonatas and Partitas. The first concert was a huge success (somehow both intimate and grand on the Royal Albert Hall stage) so this is a rare chance to witness such alchemy from your sofa.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton HiLights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Film Live Academy 2.00 Arts Alive Short Film: The Green Dress 2.30 Talk Like That 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman Jo Harman filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton in June 2015. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest
BBC1
BBC2
ITV1
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Tina attempts to bring Mick and Shirley back together. Kush and Masood come to blows, but it’s clear Shabnam has something else on her mind. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Big Blue Live Big Blue Live. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Actor Derek Jacobi grew up in Walthamstow, where his parents ran a market stall. But a clue in his mother’s family tree hints at a more colourful past - his greatgrandmother’s name was Salome Laplain. Derek discovers that, far from being from humble roots as he had thought, he is in fact descended from a wealthy French Huguenot fleeing religious persecution. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Parking Mad Observational documentary about people who fight their parking tickets. 11.35 The Unbreakables: Life And Love On Disability Campus 12.35am Holiday Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.40 BBC News
6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights Day 6 Gabby Logan presents highlights of day six at the World Championships from Beijing, China. 8.00 Building The Ancient City: Athens And Rome Documentary series exploring the ancient cities of Athens and Rome. At a time when few towns could number more than 10,000 inhabitants, more than a million lived in Rome. 9.00 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 Documentary series exploring the world’s busiest railway. In this final episode, Dan Snow, Anita Rani, Robert Llewellyn and John Sergeant consider the challenges faced by the station and ask what the future holds. 10.00 Country Strife: Abz On The Farm See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 The Fast Show Fast-moving comedy sketch show. Featuring John Actor, Pyles Hussein and Brilliant. 11.35 Horizon: OCD: A Monster In My Mind Horizon meets people living with OCD. 12.35am Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 1.05 Sign Zone: Ocean Queens: The Story Of Cunard 3.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pete faces up to the past. Bob stands up to Ged. Sam learns Megan’s secret. 8.00 Coronation Street Tony is out for Callum’s blood. Liz and Lloyd seek solace in each other’s arms. Carla is glad to have her best mate back. 8.30 Flockstars Gabby Logan hosts the series which aims to find Britain’s best celebrity sheep herder. Eight famous faces compete for the Flockstars Shield in a series of sheepdog trials which test skill, technique and discipline in front of a studio audience. 9.00 Stephen Fry In Central America See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.40 Jason Robinson: Sports Life Stories The sports documentary charts the story of rugby star Jason Robinson’s rise from inner-city council estate to World Cup winner. Robinson endured a troubled childhood before establishing himself as a teenage superstar. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Mystery series. Jessica rushes to London in an attempt to aid her cousin, a famous actress in the theatre who has become the target of several murder attempts. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Big Blue UK 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.30 Countryside 999 8.15 Coast 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 6.2 2.45pm Cash In The Attic 3.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Hidden Kingdoms 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow
Channel 4
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Guess This House 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Hello Campers 5.00 Rebound
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Draw It! 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons In an effort to avoid an arranged marriage, Apu tells his mother that he is married to Marge. 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Cameron catches someone red-handed, but will he keep quiet? Nico’s behaviour causes Sienna grave concern. Tom resorts to sinister blackmail. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property advice series with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. In south west London, Kirstie’s with Jason and Jaye, who’ve been long distance partners for too long. 9.00 The Other Prince William Documentary. The story of a starcrossed royal romance that begins in Tokyo in 1968 and ends in tragedy with the death of one of the British royal family’s forgotten stars. 10.00 Very British Problems Comedy series examining social awkwardness in British society. 11.00 Educating Cardiff Series following the staff and pupils at Willows High School in Cardiff. The first episode introduces Head Teacher Joy Ballard, her stellar team. 12.00am Muslim Drag Queens 1.00 One Born Every Minute 1.55 Flying To The Ends Of The Earth 2.50 The Auction House 3.45 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.10 Fifteen To One
Channel Five
6.00-6.50am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Deadly Daycare (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash confronts Nate over the supposed attack on Billie and the pair almost come to blows. Kat puts her job on the line when she walks up to Chris and insists that Nate is innocent. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Cumbria. A serial offender gives officers the runaround, a high-speed pursuit comes to a painful finish. 8.00 Skinny Brides To Fat Wives This documentary meets from four women who have piled on extra pounds after walking down the aisle seeing how it has affected them and their relationships, and if they are doing anything about their bigger figures. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Launch Celebrity Big Brother has thrown down the gauntlet to celebrities from the UK and USA to take part in the ultimate CBB battle. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Katie Price: In Therapy 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 House Doctor (x4) Joe Fuller
kextraterrestrial Sky1
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Film4
7.00am Road Wars 8.00 Glee 9.00 The Flash 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x4) 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.50am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.05 EastEnders 10.35 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.05 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Fit In Or Fail: Secrets Of China 1.30 Fried 2.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.00 Fried 3.30 Top Coppers
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms: The Bach Recitals: Alina Ibragimova Plays Violin Sonatas And Partitas - Part Two 9.00 The Secrets Of Quantum Physics 10.00 Horizon: 40 Years On The Moon 11.00 Lost Land Of The Volcano 12.00am Who Were The Greeks? 1.00 The Secrets Of Quantum Physics
12.40pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Safeword 10.45 FILM: American Pie: The Wedding (2003) 12.40am Two And A Half Men
9.30am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Sherlock Holmes The Last Vampyre 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Rising Damp 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.05am Sherlock Holmes
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs 4.30 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox
10.45am Film: Flash Gordon (1980) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 FILM: Descendants (2011) 11.15 Embarrassing Bodies 12.20am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) 1.20pm The Last Mimzy (2007) 3.10 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 5.00 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) 7.00 500 Days Of Summer (2009) 9.00 Warm Bodies (2013) 10.50 Black Rock (2012) 12.25am Kill List (2011) 2.15 House Of The Dead (2003) 4.00 Close
026_LS743_TV_fri_L7wed14apr.qxd 20/08/2015 16:53 Page 1
FRIDAY 28 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice BBC2, 9pm We couldn’t help but promote the Bake Off cause again this week, to recommend this funny Jo Brand-helmed side to the main meal. What did they make of the Spanish windtorte in the technical? Had they even heard of it? Light-hearted humour and warmth are the order of the day.
FILM: Beasts Of The Southern Wild Channel 4, 12.40am A six-year-old girl living with her alcoholic father in a secluded Louisiana community decides to look for her mother when floods threaten the area. A strange, moving and powerful movie that opts for an obtuse narrative style and features flights of fancy. Perfect for a late Friday night.
Duck Quacks Don’t Echo Sky One, 8pm Lee Mack hosts the panel show that test-runs the world’s most startling facts. Jerry Springer, Emma Bunton and Jason Byrne put some fascinating titbits to the test. Previous titbits include: can dogs catch yawns from humans? Is it possible to sneeze with your eyes open? Gather more morsels to share with friends and family.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton HiLights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Behind The Science 2.00 Another World Is Possible (x2) 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 9.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. (x2) 10.00 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.30 Modern Toss Comedy animation and live action series. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Noise Reel (x2) 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up (x2) 4.00 Bored Gamers Redux 4.30 Modern Toss 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show
BBC1
BBC2
ITV1
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Alex Jones. 7.30 Canals - The Making Of A Nation Liz McIvor recounts the story of ‘canal mania’, the period of activity that helped develop Britain’s modern financial economy, now centred in London. 8.00 EastEnders Shabnam and Kush receive some devastating news. Martin makes a decision about his future with Stacey. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. 9.00 Ripper Street Crime drama set in Victorian Whitechapel. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Mountain Goats Sitcom about a group of mountain rescue volunteers in Scotland. Jimmy loses Bill’s favourite dog, Tom Jones. 11.05 Pound Shop Wars Documentary series following the competition between two rival retail chains. 11.35 FILM: Gone Baby Gone 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News
6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights Day 7 Gabby Logan presents highlights from day seven of the World Championships in Beijing, China. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys invites four more contenders to answer questions in the black chair. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. It’s the Bank Holiday weekend and there’s plenty to be getting on with in the garden. 9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice See highlights. 9.30 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul Rick Stein’s gastronomic journey from Venice to Istanbul brings him to northern Greece and the historic city of Ioannina. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Edinburgh Nights With Sue Perkins Sue Perkins talks to guests and presents the best comedy, cabaret and events at the Edinburgh Festival. 11.35 FILM: Wreckers (2011) Starring Claire Foy & Benedict Cumberbatch. Emotional drama. 12.55am Sign Zone: Are Our Kids Tough Enough? Chinese School 1.55 Sign Zone: Rhod Gilbert Vs Kilimanjaro 2.55 Athletics: World Championships
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Emma relishes being needed. Rakesh takes a hard line with Jai. Eric’s resentment of Diane grows. 7.30 Coronation Street Tony finally gets his hands on Callum. Lloyd finds himself in a tricky situation. Cathy is nervous about hosting an art class. 8.00 Real Stories With Ranvir Singh Ranvir Singh and reporter Michael Underwood tell unique stories of people involved in extraordinary, life changing events. 8.30 Coronation Street Roy saves the day. Callum escapes Tony’s clutches - for now. Will Lloyd break Andrea’s heart to protect Steve? 9.00 BBQ Champ Myleene Klass hosts a competition to find the UK’s best amateur barbecuer, with judges Adam Richman and BBQ chef Mark Blatchford. It is the grand final of the outdoor culinary competition and the first challenge requires the rolling, pinning and grilling of three different types of meat. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.40 FILM: The Boat That Rocked (2009) Comedy about a band of eccentric DJs running a rock ‘n’ roll radio station from a boat on the North Sea in the Swinging Sixties. 1.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Big Blue UK 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.30 Countryside 999 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Day 7.2 3.15pm ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.45 Hidden Kingdoms 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow
Channel 4
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Guess This House 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Hello Campers 5.00 Rebound
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Draw It! 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Springfield’s townspeople believe Lisa has unearthed the fossilised remains of an angel. 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. An unwitting Diane is in danger, but from whom? Is Cameron’s confession about to be exposed? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Celebrity Fifteen To One The celebrity version of the fiendishly difficult quiz. Contestants include Rhod Gilbert, Henning Wehn, Julian Clary, Caroline Quentin. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Sara Pascoe take on Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the comedy show. 11.05 Bad Robots Hidden camera series which shows the chaos caused when members of the public interact with machines from fictional company Tezcorp Industries. 11.40 Very British Problems Comedy series examining social awkwardness in British society. 12.40am FILM: Beasts Of The Southern Wild 2.15 Supernatural 3.00 Location, Location, Location 3.55 You Deserve This House 4.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.55 Fifteen To One 5.45 Close
Channel Five
6.00-6.55am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Celebrity Big Brother 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Fatal Performance (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate pushes Kay away after she shows signs of doubting his innocence. Marilyn and John feel lost without Jett but soon find their time taken up with looking after Casey. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Cumbria. 8.00 Aircrash: Disaster Over New York Documentary. On 12th November 2001, New Yorkers still traumatised from the events of 9/11 two months before watched in horror as American Airlines Flight 587 fell out of the sky onto a densely populated part of the city shortly after take-off from JFK. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Divide & Rule Highlights of all the latest events inside the House as celebrities from the UK and USA take part in the ultimate CBB battle. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists. 11.30 Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother: Divide & Rule 4.35 Access 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Joe Fuller
kextraterrestrial Sky1
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Film4
8.00am Glee 9.00 The Flash 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Flash 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Zoo 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 2.30am Night Cops (x2)
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Murder In Successville 11.05 Sunny D 11.20 Family Guy 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Family Guy 12.55 Top Coppers 1.25 Fried 1.55 Sunny D 2.10 Murder In Successville
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Friday Night At The Proms: The Story Of Swing 9.45 Queens Of Jazz: The Joy And Pain Of The Jazz Divas 10.45 Mumford & Sons @ Reading 2015 12.15am Country Kings At The BBC 1.15 Country Queens At The BBC 2.15 Queens Of Jazz: The Joy And Pain Of The Jazz Divas
12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 Coronation Street 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!: Holidays 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) 11.30 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.30am Crazy Beaches 12.55 Viral Tap
10.55am Sherlock Holmes: The Hound Of The Baskervilles 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Afterlife (x2) 12.10am FILM: Vanity Fair (2004)
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Gogglebox
12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Resistance 10.15 24 Hours In A&E 11.20 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 12.25am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.25 Grand Designs Revisited
11.00am The Dark Crystal (1982) 12.50pm Casper (1995) 2.50 Love Happens (2009) 5.00 Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 6.35 The Women (2008) 9.00 I Give It A Year (2013) 10.55 Dredd (2012) 12.45am Rec 2 (2009) 2.25 Rec 3 Genesis (2012) 4.00 Close
027_LS743_TV_sat_L7wed14apr.qxd 20/08/2015 16:57 Page 1
SATURDAY 29 Jack Dee – So What? BBC2, 11.10pm Dee is at his deadpan best, bringing his unique brand of casual misery to the legendary Hammersmith Apollo in his first live recording since 2005. Jack lets rip at life’s petty annoyances and everyday frustrations with a mix of deadpan cynicism and understated fury. Endearing, funny understated fury though.
The X Factor ITV1, 8pm New judges Rita Ora and Nick Grimshaw join veterans Simon Cowell and Cheryl FernandezVersini in the search to find a potential pop sensation with an amazing voice and that extra special something. We can also expect a lot of back stories which might prompt you to shed a tear or two.
Giant Otters Of The Amazon: Natural World Wildlife BBC4, 7pm Diablo the giant otter lives in a lake in the jungles of Peru, with his unruly family of six cubs. Their dad teaches them to swim and eventually to catch piranha. We might moan about the minutiae of everyday life but at least we don’t have to dice with death and catch piranhas.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Arts Alive 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 In Focus: Noel Sharkey 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films by Tony Burke, Daniel Cerisola, and Lara Heller. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 Best of Brighton Lights 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel
BBC1
BBC2
6.45 BBC News 6.55 South East Today 7.00 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. 7.50 The National Lottery: 5-Star Family Reunion Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where families in the UK play alongside their family around the world in the hopes of winning thousands of pounds and a luxury five-star holiday reunion. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws, presented by Jenni Falconer. Plus a visit to one of the 49 finalists in the National Lottery Stars awards. 8.45 Casualty It’s a blast from the past as more than one of the hospital staff fight for their lives. Jacob institutes emergency protocol after gang violence takes a deadly turn. 9.35 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.05 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 11.55 Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 12.00am BBC News
6.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015 - Highlights, Day 8 All eyes are on Great Britain’s Mo Farah who is looking to defend his world title in the shorter distance. 7.00 Proms Extra 2015 The focus is on Bach, Nielsen and Big Band Swing, plus David Owen Norris presents Inside the Score. 7.40 Edwardian Farm August brings the climax of the farming year - and the end of 12 months on the Edwardian Farm for archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn and historian Ruth Goodman. 8.40 Dad’s Army Captain Mainwaring is horrified to discover that he is not a commissioned officer, so Sgt Wilson is put in charge of the platoon - with disastrous consequences. 9.10 Sue Perkins’ Big Night Out 10.10 Comedy Connections Series charting the history of some of the best British comedy shows. 10.40 The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin Popular 70s sitcom about a middle-class, middle-aged rebel. 11.10 Jack Dee - So What? Live See highlights. 12.15am Athletics: World Championships 2015 - Day 9, Part 1 Live coverage of the women’s marathon at the World Championships in Beijing, China. 3.15 This Is BBC Two
6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Football Focus 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Athletics: World Championships - Beijing 2.30 Rugby League 5.25 FILM: Wallace And Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
6.00am FILM: The Westerner (1940) 7.35 FILM: Big Jim McLain (1952) 9.00 More Creatures Great And Small 9.30 More Creatures Great And Small 10.00 The Women’s Football Show 10.30 Athletics: World Championships 2015 - Day 8, Part 2 12.10pm Great British Menu 12.40 Great British Menu 1.10 Great British Menu 1.40 Talking Pictures 2.25 FILM: That’s Entertainment (1974) 4.30 Final Score 5.30 Gardeners’ World
ITV1
6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Tipping Point 2.35 You’ve Been Framed! 3.05 The Chase 4.05 FILM: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971) 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News & Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed Harry Hill, denizen of disasters and sultan of surrealism, passes judgement on viewers’ funny home videos. In today’s show, an SUV gives birth to a pensioner, a penguin poops during a parade and why you should not buy your cat an iPad. 7.00 Keep It In The Family Bradley Walsh presents the game show in which two families go head to head in a series of challenges to win all kinds of prizes. This week, a unique bell ringing act from Canada perform, a kids musical theatre group sing a classic from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the Nanas return, and six Coronation Street stars. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.30 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon is back with a third series of the classic show that sees just how the other half live. Join Keith as he rummages around three mystery celebrity houses unearthing clues for the studio panel to guess ‘who habitates in a house like this.’ 10.30 ITV News & Weather 10.45 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) Thriller sequel. A former CIA hitman with amnesia joins forces with a London reporter to uncover the truth about his past. 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
Channel 4
6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.00 Triathlon: Long Course Weekend 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 Rude(ish) Tube 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.10 Come Dine With Me Reality series. On the final day of the competition in Milton Keynes it’s the turn of competitive salesman Simon, who feels his night of fine dining will truly impress this critical bunch. 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series where actors Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on four canal journeys, sharing a passion that they’ve enjoyed for decades. Their third journey begins in Shropshire along the Llangollen Canal. 8.00 Walking Through History Tony Robinson embarks on a series of epic walks through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes. Tony takes on a tough four-day trek through the Kintail region of the west Scottish Highlands to discover the story of the Jacobite uprisings of the early 1700s. 9.00 FILM: Side Effects (2013) Starring Jude Law and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Thriller about an ambitious psychiatrist who prescribes a new medicine to his depressed patient. 11.10 FILM: Unknown (2011) Starring Liam Neeson and Diane Kruger. Thriller. During a trip to Berlin, an American scientist has an accident and slips into a coma. 1.20am FILM: Stranger By The Lake (2013) 3.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.25 1001 Things You Should Know 5.50 How I Met Your Mother
Channel Five
6.00-6.15am Children’s television 6.30 Pip Ahoy! 6.45 The Mr. Men Show 6.55 Chloe’s Closet 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Access 10.50 Cowboy Builders 11.50 FILM: When Hell Broke Loose (1958) 1.25pm FILM: Patton (1970) 4.45 FILM: Operation Daybreak (1975) 7.00 5 News Weekend 7.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up. 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights the day’s games in the three divisions of the Sky Bet Football League. Brighton’s quest to reach the Premier League for the first time sees them travel to Ipswich. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother: Divide & Rule Highlights of all the latest events inside the house as celebrities from the UK and USA take part in the ultimate CBB battle. 11.30 Tattoo Disasters UK Documentary series about people with terrible tats including a 23-year-old mum who poured acid on her arm to try to remove the tattoo of her ex’s name. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother: Divide & Rule 4.00 Five VOD Transporter: The Series 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Joe Fuller
kextraterrestrial Sky1
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Film4
9.00am Football’s Funniest Moments (x2) 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x3) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 Yonderland (x2) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: The Man (2005) 10.40 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 1.40am The Last Ship 2.40 Road Wars 3.10 Night Cops
7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Top Gear: India Special 9.30 FILM: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) 11.20 Family Guy (x6) 1.40am Top Coppers 2.10 Fried 2.40 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.10 Impractical Jokers 3.40 Sunny D
7.00pm Giant Otters Of The Amazon: Natural World 8.00 Sicily Unpacked 9.00 The Young Montalbano 10.40 Metallica @ Reading 2015 12.10am Heavy Metal Britannia 1.40 Classic Albums 2.35 Giant Otters Of The Amazon: Natural World
1.05pm FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 2.50 FILM: Homeward Bound II: Lost In San Francisco (1996) 4.40 A Night In With Olly Murs 5.45 The X Factor: Your Top 10 6.45 FILM: Hulk (2002) 9.30 The Xtra Factor 10.35 FILM: American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) 12.25am FILM: Mickey Blue Eyes (1998)
8.00am FILM: Man About The House (1974) 9.55 Sherlock Holmes - The Last Vampyre 12.05pm Sherlock Holmes: The Hound Of The Baskervilles 2.20 Wycliffe 3.25 A Touch Of Frost 5.25 Columbo: Fade In To Murder 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Wire In The Blood
11.00am Baby Daddy (x2) 12.00pm Made In Chelsea LA 1.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 2.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: Bad Teacher (2011) 10.50 Rude Tube 11.55 Bad Robots 12.25am Gogglebox (x2) 2.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2)
10.10am FILM: Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.45 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages (x3) 6.55 Grand Designs 8.00 Britain’s Wildest Weather 2014 9.35 Hurricane Katrina: Caught On Camera 10.40 Britain’s Killer Storms 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
11.00am Treasure Island (1972) 1.00pm Spy Kids: All The Time In The World In 4D (2011) 2.40 The Addams Family (1991) 4.40 Rio (2011) 6.30 Pride And Prejudice (2005) 9.00 I, Robot (2004) 11.15 Maniac (2012) 1.00am Troll Hunter (2010) 3.15 Close
Now available on:
thelatest.tv Channel 8
Channel 159
028_LS743_TV_sun_L7wed14apr.qxd 20/08/2015 16:58 Page 1
SUNDAY 30 Athletics: World Championships 2015 Highlights BBC2, 7pm The final day includes the final of the men’s and women’s 4x400m relays, in which the USA and Russia are the respective defending champions. In the women’s 5,000m all eyes will be on Genzebe Dibaba who broke the 1500m record last month.
The Trials Of Jimmy Rose ITV1, 9pm Released from prison after 22 years at the age of 61, Jimmy is determined to prove it’s never too late to start over. The world and has changed however, and he finds he may be forced back into crime to protect the people he loves. Ray Winstone’s gravelly tones should imbue this drama with grit & rough glamour.
The Mighty Mississipi ITV3, 9pm Trevor McDonald concludes his epic journey through the heartland of the USA following the course of its most important river, the Mississippi. His first stop is St Louis, where he meets one of America’s richest baseball teams. We can share Trevor’s joy in relaxing away from the news in semi-retirement.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Kick Out The Jams 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Kick Out The Jams 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman 2.00 Another World Is Possible 2.45 Noise Reel Extra 3.00 In Focus 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 Millionaires’ Row 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Arts Alive 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Arts Alive Short Film: The Green Dress It's 1940. As 8 year old Eve makes her way home from school, she's unaware that her father is leaving for war, and that her life will change dramatically. 7.00 The Easy Riders: On Yer Bike! Danny and Steve are joined by grand prix rider Danny Webb to find a complete motorbike novice to join them on their latest adventure.The candidates will have to prove their skills on a bike. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films by Tony Burke, Daniel Cerisola, and Lara Heller. 11.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman Jo Harman filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton in June 2015. 12.00am Latest News: Episode 705 12.30 Arts Alive Short Film 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Best of Brighton Lights 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman
BBC1
BBC2
6.00 Countryfile In this harvestthemed programme, Matt visits a farm in Buckinghamshire where they do things the old-fashioned way. That means scythes, steam-driven reaper binders, and vintage tractors. 7.00 Big Blue Live Live series celebrating the wildlife success story of Monterey Bay, California. This place was once ravaged by humans, but now everything is returning, from sea otters to blue whales. 8.00 Casualty Tensions rise as events spiral out of control and gang crime threatens to spill in to the hospital corridors. 9.00 Partners In Crime Mystery adventure series based on Agatha Christie’s novels. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.30 FILM: In The Valley Of Elah (2007) Starring Tommy Lee Jones & Charlize Theron.disappearance himself. Patriotic former soldier Hank Deerfield receives word that his son Mike, recently returned from Iraq, has gone Awol. Finding that the military police and the local detectives in New Mexico are unconcerned, Hank decides he has to investigate Mike’s disappearance himself. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News
6.00 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 Documentary series exploring the world’s busiest railway. From their base at the Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus in Mumbai, Robert Llewellyn and John Sergeant reveal the science, systems and staff responsible for keeping this supersized transport system running to schedule. 7.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015 - Highlights, Day 9 See highlights. 8.00 Dragons’ Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest their own cash to kick start the business. 9.00 Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week 10.00 Odyssey US action drama series. Odelle finds herself at the mercy of a witch doctor. 10.40 Family Guy Animated comedy. 11.05 Family Guy Animated comedy. 11.25 Family Guy Animated comedy. 11.45 FILM: Black Sheep (2006) Comedy horror. An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into bloodthirsty killers that terrorise a sprawling New Zealand farm. 1.10am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.05 Sign Zone: Holby City
6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 BBC News 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Flog It! 2.55 Escape To The Country 3.55 The Great British Bake Off 4.55 Songs Of Praise 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today
6.00am Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 6.30 Countryfile 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 The Beechgrove Garden 8.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.00 Great British Menu 10.30 Great British Menu 11.00 Athletics: World Championships 2015 - Day 9, Part 2 2.30pm FILM: That’s Entertainment, Part 2 (1976) 4.30 Nature’s Weirdest Events 5.00 Jungle Atlantis
ITV1
6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Young Justice: Invasion 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 The X Factor 3.05 FILM: Casino Royale (1967) 5.30 The Chase 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Animal Mums Part two of the three-part natural world series about the challenges of motherhood in the wild, shot using the latest filming techniques. This episode focuses on the time when the mum’s baby becomes a boisterous toddler. 8.00 The X Factor Television’s biggest search for a music star is back as the X Factor returns to ITV, with some fresh faces on the judging panel and a dynamic new presenting duo in Olly Murs and Caroline Flack. 9.00 The Trials Of Jimmy Rose See highlights. 10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.20 56 Up Final instalment of the three-part documentary continuing the acclaimed Seven Up! series. It is nearly 50 years since the programme first began following a group of seven-year-old children, checking back on their lives every seven years. How are they facing up to getting older and the changes in their lives? Last seen in 28 Up, Liverpudlian Peter Davies features again.11.25 Singha Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights Gethin Jones presents all the action from the Singha Premiership. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.10 British GT Championship 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 1.35 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 The Simpsons 3.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Great Wall Of China: The Hidden Story Documentary. The Great Wall of China is one of mankind’s great creations, and far more than just millions of bricks and tonnes of mortar. It has guarded its secrets for over 2800 years: no one knows how long it really is, how it was built or why it evolved. 8.00 Time Crashers Time-travelling themed reality series with Sir Tony Robinson. Ten famous faces leave the 21st century behind and crash-land into different moments in British history. In the second episode, the time crashers find themselves in 1468: the golden age of chivalry. 9.00 FILM: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) Starring Dev Patel, Judi Dench,Maggie Smith and more. A group of retirees heads to India to live out their days in luxury, but the beautiful residence they were sold isn’t quite what they expected when they arrive. 11.25 FILM: One Day (2011) Starring Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess. Romantic drama about the friendship between an ambitious idealist and a charming slacker who meet on the evening they graduate. 1.25am FILM: Tom À La Ferme (2013) 3.10 Come Dine With Me 3.40 Come Dine With Me 4.05 Come Dine With Me (x3) 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know
Channel Five
6.00am Peppa Pig 6.05 Bananas In Pyjamas 6.20 Pip Ahoy! 6.30 The Mr. Men Show 6.40 Chloe’s Closet 6.55 Make Way For Noddy 7.05 Paw Patrol 7.20 Little Princess 7.35 Wanda And The Alien 7.45 Zack And Quack 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Jelly Jamm 8.35 LazyTown 9.05 Dora And Friends 9.30 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.05 Football League Tonight 11.35 Police Interceptors 12.30pm Police Interceptors 1.25 FILM: Cutthroat Island (1995) 3.40 FILM: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) 5.30 FILM: Superman (1978) 8.05 Police Interceptors: Unleashed Clip show of the most exciting high-speed chases and action from Channel 5’s popular crime series, presented by Vinnie Jones. After the police foil a robbery at a jewellers, the ensuing car chase ends with the chopper tracking the suspects through pitch-black countryside. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the house as celebrities from the UK and USA take part in the ultimate CBB battle. 10.00 20 Moments That Rocked The 80s Clip show hosted by actress Cherie Lunghi, star of the 80s Kenco ads and TV series The Manageress. From royal weddings to political storms and financial disasters 11.30 FILM: Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) Starring Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci and more. Fastpaced, over-the-top action adventure. When a pregnant woman runs past his bus stop chased by a gunmen, Smith goes to her rescue and helps to deliver her baby, but is unable to prevent the gang from killing the mother. 1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 Inside Scientology... And Escaping 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Joe Fuller
kextraterrestrial Sky1
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Film4
9.00am Glee (x2) 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Football’s Funniest Moments 12.30 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 2.30 Futurama (x5) 5.00 The Simpsons (x4) 7.00 King Of The Nerds 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 3.00 Road Wars
7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Deep Impact (1997) 10.55 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.45 Family Guy (x2) 12.30am American Dad! 12.50 Family Guy 1.10 Fried 1.40 Top Coppers 2.10 Fit In Or Fail: Secrets Of China 3.10 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra
7.00pm BBC Proms Sunday Symphony: Prokofiev’s Fifth 8.00 Horizon: Playing God 9.00 Rich Hall’s You Can Go To Hell, I’m Going To Texas 10.30 The Libertines @ Reading 2015 12.00am Wallander: The White Lioness 1.40 The Music That Made The Movies 2.40 Sean Connery: In His Own Words
6.20am Emmerdale Omnibus 9.30 Coronation Street Omnibus 12.25pm The X Factor: Your Top 10 1.30 FILM: Small Soldiers (1998) 3.40 You’ve Been Framed! 4.10 The X Factor 5.45 The Xtra Factor 6.50 FILM: Dante’s Peak (1997) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) 12.05am Safeword
10.55am Columbo: Fade In To Murder 12.35pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.35 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.40 A Touch Of Frost 6.40 Inspector Morse 9.00 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.30 Northern Lights 11.30 FILM: The Human Stain (2003) 1.35am Blue Murder
9.00am Made In Chelsea LA 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.35pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.35 Bad(ish) Robots 3.05 Rude(ish) Tube 3.30 FILM: Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 5.35 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.05am Young, Free & Single 1.10 Rules Of Engagement (x2)
11.00am Four Rooms 12.05pm Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 1.05 Small Animal Hospital (x3) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Salvage S.O.S (x2) 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.05 Car S.O.S
11.00am Anastasia (1997) 1.00pm Hairspray (2007) 3.15 Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012) 4.55 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) 6.45 The Eagle (2011) 9.00 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 11.05 Hellboy (2004) 1.40am Dead Of Night (1972) 3.30 Close
Now available on:
thelatest.tv Channel 8
Channel 159
029_LS743_TV_mon_L7wed14apr.qxd 20/08/2015 16:59 Page 1
MONDAY 31 An Evening With Harry Enfield And Paul Whitehouse BBC2, 9pm Harry and Paul host an evening looking back at 25 screen years together in the company of their sycophantic showbiz pals. Including Ricky Gervais, Jose Mourinho, Prince Charles, Stephen Hawking, the late Lady Thatcher and many more. All, of course, played by themselves.
Breaking Into Britain: The Lorry Jumpers Channel 4, 10pm Director Leo Maguire joins migrants in the French port of Calais as he hears first hand about their attempts to reach Britain. Embedded with the migrants in camps known as The Jungle, Maguire reveals the human stories behind the headlines.
Treasures Of The Indus BBC4, 9pm Sona Datta tells the story of Pakistan and how it used to be the meeting point for many different faiths from around the world. It also produced some extraordinary and little-known works of art which Sona, from her work as a curator at the British Museum, explores and explains.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Cuppa TV 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Cuppa TV 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Brighton HiLights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Film Live Academy 2.00 Talk Like That 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Live At The Latest: Cate Ferris 4.00 yourgardenday 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland gives viewers a fitness workout. 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food from recipes handed down by their parents. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 10.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 4.00 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast
BBC1
6.00am Breakfast 9.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 9.45 Homes Under The Hammer 10.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.15 Countryside 999 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.20 South East Today 1.30 Moving On 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Oxford Street Revealed 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.20 South East Today 6.30 The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2015 From the unique setting of the Esplanade of Edinburgh Castle, the 2015 Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo marks the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain with the Massed Bands of the RAF and the Queen’s Colour Squadron taking centre stage. 7.30 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: A Close Shave (1995) Oscar-winning animated comedy thriller from Nick Park, featuring the popular inventor and his dog. 8.00 EastEnders It’s a difficult day in Albert Square as the Masoods and Kazemis come to terms with the death of their baby. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner referees three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101. 9.00 Danny And The Human Zoo 10.30 BBC News At Ten 10.50 South East Today 11.00 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show. 11.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry, discovering secrets and surprises from their past. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
BBC2
6.00am Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.30 Homes Under The Hammer 7.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.00 Countryside 999 8.45 Animal Park 9.15 FILM: Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas (2003) 10.35 FILM: Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 12.00pm Natural World 1.00 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 1.30 Talking Pictures 2.15 FILM: The World’s Fastest Indian (2005) 4.15 Great British Railway Journeys 4.45 Two Tribes 5.15 Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 7.00 This Wild Life 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in this quiz series for students. It’s England v Northern Ireland as Sussex University takes on Queen’s University. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell in which knowledge will only take you so far, as patience and lateral thinking are also vital. 9.00 An Evening With Harry Enfield And Paul Whitehouse See highlights. 10.00 Smashey And Nicey: The End Of An Era FAB FM’s top DJs, assisted by other pop personalities, celebrate their outstanding contribution to British Rock and Pop history. 10.45 Dragons’ Den Budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires. 11.45 Odyssey US action drama series. Odelle finds herself at the mercy of a witch doctor. 12.30am Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 1.30 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are?
ITV1
6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.15 Sooty 6.30 Almost Naked Animals 6.45 Almost Naked Animals 7.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.30 Columbo 12.30pm Catchphrase 1.15 ITV News & Weather 1.30 Off Their Rockers 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Hello Campers 5.00 The Chase 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News & Weather 6.30 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo makes a culinary journey around his native Italy. 7.00 Emmerdale Pete feels like an outcast. Aaron worries he has made things worse. Diane angers Pollard. 7.30 Coronation Street Carla gets her just desserts. The distance between Fiz and Tyrone grows. 8.00 Britain As Seen On ITV A look back at the last 60 years of British life through a compilation of footage. 8.30 Coronation Street Robert hounds Tracy for the truth. Tyrone fails to give Fiz the support she needs. Lloyd is finally honest with Liz. 9.00 Dinosaur Britain Using stuning CGI, the prehistoric inhabitants of the UK are brought back to life in contemporary Britain. Millions of years ago, Britain was a real life Jurassic Park and home to over 50 species of dinosaurs. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.20 Plebs Sitcom set in ancient Rome. 10.50 Plebs 11.20 River Monsters Jeremy Wade travels the USA in search of river monsters living in the nation’s waterways. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Draw It! 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Simpsons 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Marge gets a job with an estate agent, but her honesty costs her lucrative sales. 6.30 Hollyoaks At the end of his tether, Tom sets a revenge plan in motion that is set to send ripples through the village. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Bear’s Wild Weekend With Jonathan Ross Documentary. Bear Grylls helps Jonathan Ross discover his inner Tarzan. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover fascinating facts about our food. 9.00 The Catch Documentary series following deep sea fishing crews as they carry out their dangerous work in rough waters. 10.00 Breaking Into Britain: The Lorry Jumpers See highlights. 11.00 My Tattoo Addiction Reality series looking at the world of tattoos and exploring the unique stories behind every design. 11.50 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. 12.45am The Food Hospital: Kids Special 1.40 FILM: The Golden Dream (2013) 3.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.35 Fifteen To One 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know
Channel Five
6.00-6.50am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Celebrity Big Brother 12.45pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.50 Home And Away 1.20 Neighbours 1.50 NCIS 2.50 FILM: Silverado (1985) 5.25 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Chris is determined to clear Nate’s name after discovering evidence that Billie has been lying. 6.30 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure convictions against criminals. 6.55 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the NatWest International Twenty20 match between England and Australia. 8.00 Beware: The Cops Are Watching Documentary revealing how CCTV and bodycams worn by officers are helping to crack down on domestic abuse. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the house. 10.00 Big Boobs Gone Bad: A Botched Up Bodies Special Documentary series about people whose cosmetic surgery went disastrously wrong. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans. 12.00am Under The Dome 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 The Great Big Benefits Wedding: Live 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 HouseBusters 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Joe Fuller
kextraterrestrial Sky1
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Film4
8.00am Chris And Wes: Let’s Do This (x2) 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00pm Modern Family (x10) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Modern Family (x2) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (1993) 8.30 FILM: Shrek (2001) 9.50 Shrek: The Pig Who Cried Werewolf 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Who Were The Greeks? 9.00 Treasures Of The Indus 10.00 Ian Hislop Goes Off The Rails 11.00 World War Two: 1945 & The Wheelchair President 12.30am Country Kings At The BBC 1.30 Country Queens At The BBC
9.15am The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street (x2) 2.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 3.00 FILM: Cats And Dogs (2001) 4.50 The X Factor 5.50 The Xtra Factor 6.55 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Identity (2002) 11.25 The Job Lot (x2) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)
9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Cold Blood 11.35 Wycliffe 12.40am Where The Heart Is
9.00am Melissa & Joey (x2) 10.00 Charmed (x2) 12.00pm Hollyoaks 12.30 The Big Bang Theory (x13) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Made In Chelsea LA 10.00 Young, Free & Single: Live 11.05 Gogglebox 12.15am Rude Tube 1.20 New Girl 1.50 The Mindy Project
11.20am FILM: Summer Holiday (1963) 1.30pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.05 The Supervet 2.10 Homeland
11.00am Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) 12.45pm Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 2.35 Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) 4.20 17 Again (2009) 6.25 We Bought A Zoo (2011) 9.00 The Hunger Games (2012) 11.45 The Pact (2012) 1.30am The Squad (2011) 3.45 Close
Now available on:
thelatest.tv Channel 8
Channel 159