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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Australian Pink Floyd Show: The Best Of The Best Having sold over 4 million tickets in 35 countries, The Australian Pink Floyd Show is hailed as one of the leading concert performances currently operating and have generated their own legacy and heritage. The Brighton Centre, 21 October 2016, From £28.50, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing

Imagine, if you will, a socially conscious punk band channelling the sound of a robot Sid Vicious, hopped up on Crass, covering Slayer in an 1877 East End Music Hall: a murky mix of Doctor Who, Doctor Watson and doctored history. Steampunk music comes to Brighton. Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, 20 November, £8, www.blamedfornothing.com/shows

Georgie Fame

Georgie Fame is a true hero of rhythm and blues, and to commemorate the release of 'The Whole World's Shaking: The Complete Recordings 1963-66', will be touring with his ace band (featuring sons Tristan & James). White Rock Theatre, Hastings, 19 October, £21.50/20.50, www.whiterocktheatre.org.uk

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here are loads of things in my flat that I only think I need. I realised this when I was reading an article about the Syrian refugees camped in Calais, with a link to local organsiations trying to help at a grassroots level. I dutifully clicked on the Brighton one and was presented with a list of urgently needed items that were being collected and delivered over to France by regular people trying to help other regular people in dire need. I have two sleeping bags and I never go camping. One of them still has my name sewn into it, carefully handstitched by my mother from the first time I went off to lie under canvas for a week in junior school. It has memories of tears, bumpy groundsheets and a massive knot that took over about a third of the back of my head because I didn’t think it was important that I’d forgotten my hairbrush. We had to use scissors. I have an ‘egg’ saucepan my grandmother gave me as something of a surprise present for Christmas one year. I never boil eggs but apparently you need a separate saucepan for the job, otherwise ‘something bad’ happens. I’m not sure what. It’s alright, nothing bad ever happened to it. I have a collection of soaps and toiletries gathered by accident over the years. Things that fill up the bottom of Christmas stockings – yes, my Mum and I still fill a stocking for each other. I’m not too old for it if I make one too. Them’s the rules. Even though I regularly go through my wardrobe in aid of the local charity shops I also found a few bits and pieces there from the online list. I have more things than I thought, and they have less than they need. It’s simple maths. So all of these are going to Calais. And I’m off to the dropping off point now. www.facebook.com/Brighton2Calais

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2015 Bedlam Recordings A Mouth Full Of Matches + City Of Ashes & Little Ghost + Local Supports, Doors 7.00

1927’s Golem

1927 bring their new award winning show Golem to The Old Market, following a world premiere at Salzburg Festival in 2014, sell out, critically acclaimed seasons at the Young Vic Theatre in London and Theatre de la Ville in Paris and London West End transfer. The Old Market, 29 December 2015 – 16 January 2016, from £25/22/20/15, www.theoldmarket.com

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Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; bus to Hever Castle

Latest People Brighton & Hove Business Awards; Starr Trust Golf Course

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert Frills and thrills at Theatre Royal Brighton

Joe Bonamassa An exclusive interview and a chance to win tickets too!

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LONDON FASHION WEEK Bethanie Lunn, Style Ambassador for Churchill Square Shopping Centre predicts what we’ll be wearing next season

lthough 2016 may seem far away, London Fashion Week is happening this month and the fashion-savvy are already predicting what we’ll be wearing next season. Churchill Square style Ambassador, Bethanie Lunn shares her trend predictions and what to invest in now… “I predict futuristic fashion will be big news and in opposition, a completely natural look that takes us back to basics”, says Beth. “If you look out for clothing in neutral colours and natural fabrics, you’ll be ahead of the fashion pack and, if you like to mix things up and be more daring, choose metallics, contrasting prints and combined textures and fabrics for a nod to the futuristic trend”. Warehouse has some fabulous metallic t-shirts in right now. Office already has a great selection of footwear in contrasting textures and fabrics, from ponyskin and patent sliders to velvettoed leather brogues and colourful textured trainers. Suede will continue in popularity – just make it bright and bold. Miss Selfridge, Monsoon and River Island are all packed full of neutrals which look great when teamed with this season’s denim. “Take a ‘70s style denim skirt or flares and team with a nude tee or lightweight rain mac – they never go out of fashion. Add those experimental shoes to bring it up to date for spring. ‘70s-style fringed suede gilets add an extra layer on crisp spring days too.” Blouses have made a comeback too and are perfect for spring. Invest in any style, from prints to peasant and pussybow and you can’t go wrong. “Topshop and Debenhams have plenty of choice and since they come in sheer fabrics, they’re ideal for warmer months.”

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Dr Caroline Oprandi Keeping you up to date with science and technology at PACA

he other day I listened to a very inspiring talk by Lindy Barclay who is the Assistant Director of School Leadership for the Aldridge Foundation. Lindy had 32 years of experience in secondary schools and was a Head of Department, a Deputy Head and latterly the Headteacher of a very successful inner city comprehensive. She helped lead the school to four consecutive ‘outstanding’ Ofsteds. Throughout her professional life she has maintained a deep commitment to staff engagement and well-being. Lindy now works as a school improvement consultant and trainer, running a wide range of courses and working closely with school leaders. She has designed and delivered courses to promote outstanding teaching and learning and has worked with delegates from every education sector and background, and at every stage of their professional lives. She is a regular keynote speaker at education conferences and has written articles and a regular column for the Times Educational Supplement. In one of her TES articles Lindy explained how their school achieved outstanding: “In its rush to fix every problem in education the Government has gone badly wrong in important places. Our work is skewed as it tries to prescribe how we should teach, tells us what should be measured and makes us collect endless data. A noble attempt to put things right is the recently published government document, Every Child Matters, now on every headteacher's desk, and high on the agenda of the Office for Standards in Education. It outlines a range of measures to improve the quality of care for children. “One of its cornerstones is the entirely laudable aspiration that every child should get the chance to fulfil their potential. Words like ‘enjoy’ and ‘achieve’ are used to describe expected outcomes. But I would argue that this should not be a starting point for schools. I would first lay another document on top of it. It would be called Every Teacher Matters, and I would use similar words. “I think I can safely say that I know how we achieved the rating ‘outstanding’. In an educational climate of constant change and uncertainty, we have clung to a single vision that is very simple: we put staff first. We put teachers before targets, before parents, before the holy grail of data gathering, and – here's the controversial bit – before the students themselves. “We have been unfaltering in our view that if you look after staff – if you make them want to come to work in the morning, if they are happy and settled, if they feel valued and part of the organisation – then everything else falls into place. Levels of achievement and standards of behaviour invariably rise in a climate of trust and optimism. A loyal and committed staff is a dream ticket for any school. From this base, everything can grow.” In her recent talk Lindy highlighted that within the recent Department of Education Teachers’ Standards a new word has appeared: love. Teachers are expected to “promote a love of learning and promote children’s intellectual curiosity”. This is exactly what we aim to do at PACA for science and technology; we will be delivering these subjects in a fun, integrated and enjoyable way. Portslade Aldridge Community Academy (PACA) is a college offering sixth form, 11-16 years, youth centre, adult learning, community education, sports centre and pre-school. Find out more at www.paca.uk.com

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ith the recently expanded Discovery ticket, you can now use the ticket on Go-Coach services as well as Brighton & Hove buses of course, and most other bus companies in the south east. So spend a Saturday at the beautiful Hever Castle by heading up to Tunbridge Wells on the 29 and catching a Go-Coach 234. Standing for over 700 years, Hever Castle is a beautiful testament to the Tudors with a rich and varied history. Whether it's the splendour of the furniture, tapestries and antiques that decorate its internal rooms and halls or the haunting architecture and armour, the diverse aspects of the castle make it an endlessly exciting location to walk through. To really get a sense of the history you can take a stroll through a collection of Tudor portraits or even explore the pictures and memorabilia relating to William Waldorf Astor, who restored and extended the castle in the early 20th century. In addition to the magnificent castle itself, there’s also a huge amount of activities to get up to around 125 acres of castle grounds. Why not visit one of the numerous award-winning gardens? There’s the Italian Garden, a tribute to Roman nature and architecture with its Pompeiian wall and classical statuary and the English Rose Garden, containing over 4000 rose bushes and a giant chess set. If you want to get really medieval there’s archery and jousting on offer. For the intrigued amblers among you, there are three mazes to conquer: the English Yew Maze, the Tower Maze and even a Water Maze. Or perhaps relax with a tranquil lake walk around the 38 acre Hever Lake. We’ve just scratched the surface here, so visit the Hever Castle website for more attractions: www.hevercastle.co.uk For information about the Discovery ticket – visit www.buses.co.uk and click on Tickets. There are individual and family tickets all available from the bus driver. For Route 29 times go to: www.buses.co.uk/29 For Go-Coach's 234 Saturday timetable, go to: www.go-coach.co.uk English National Concessionary passes are also accepted.

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LATEST PEOPLE Local awards scheme honours city’s business talent

he winners of the 10th annual Brighton & Hove Business Awards (BAHBAs) were announced at All Saints Church Hove on Friday 4th September. The big winner on the night was Posh Totty Designs, shortlisted for three and winners of Fastest Growing Business and Creative Industries Award as well as the newly introduced Judges’ Award for the Best Business in Brighton. Also shortlisted for three was Organic Roofs which took home the award for The Best Environmental Industry Company. Other big Brighton names who took home gongs on the night included Brighton Fringe who won The Best Event in the City, Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival for The Best Customer Service and SEA LIFE Brighton which was named Best Place to Visit for the second year running. Individual awards were presented to Andrew Mosely for MD of the Year and Nick Mosley for Outstanding Brightonian, recognising his work in taking the Brighton food offer to an international stage. Mike Gilson, Editor, The Argus and Chair of this year’s panel of judges commented: “The roof was raised at All Saints Church as each accolade was awarded – such is the spirit of camaraderie within the business community of our great city. “The companies, and their leaders, showcased at the 2015 Awards demonstrate that combining passion and business nous with fun and individuality can be a real recipe for success. It is Brighton and Hove’s personality that puts it among the UK’s favourite cities, and that personality is reflected in our business community. “While Brighton is renowned as being a creative tech-hub, our business scene is thriving with ever more successful companies across a range of sectors. From the professional services, to events, environmental industries, visitor attractions, creative industries, start-ups and restaurants, Brighton and Hove has it all. And no doubt, our economy would not be booming without such business talent. “Our winners and finalists all demonstrated financial security, creativity and success; but were also chosen on merit of how well they run their businesses and how well they represent all that is best about the city. “I was impressed, and delighted, to note themes of staff retention, investment in staff training and development, and staff wellbeing initiatives throughout this year’s BAHBA entries. With such commitment to bettering staff and companies that are already excelling, the future is very bright indeed!” This year’s sponsors were Allied Irish Bank, Aspect 8, Boxharry, Brighton and Hove City Cabs, Cardens Accountants, Classic Consulting, Gemini Print, Graves Jenkins, Martin Searle Solicitors, Robinson Low Francis and Yelo Architects. Media sponsors included Title Sussex, Juice 107.2FM and The Argus. The BAHBAs were supported by the Chamber of Commerce, Brighton & Hove City Council, Brilliant Brighton, the Brighton Business Curry Club and B&H Tourism Alliance. They have all come together to create a competition which acknowledges the diversity and uniqueness of Brighton and celebrates those companies, organisations and individuals who really build the Brighton brand.

The Outstanding Brightonian, Nick Mosley, Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival

Best Environmental Industry Company, Organic Roofs

Greatest Contribution to the Community, Groundwork South

Best Place to Visit, SEA LIFE Brighton

The Best Customer Service, Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival

The Best Independent Retailer, The Kitchen Store

Business of the Year, Posh Totty

Golfers raise almost £3500 for local youngsters he Starr Trust ran its annual charity Golf Day for the fourth year running at East Brighton Golf Course on 8th September. This popular event, sponsored by Beales of Worthing and Collins and Hayes the Upholsterers, saw 48 local players compete in teams of four on this beautiful 18-hole course specially designed for the occasion. On a gloriously sunny day, this annual event attracted around 20 local businesses that helped to raise a fabulous profit of almost £3500 with all 18 holes sponsored and lots of prizes and trophies to be won.

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riscilla Queen of the Desert, starring Duncan James as Tick, returns to Theatre Royal Brighton for a week long run from Monday 2 – Saturday 7 November. The show’s producer David Ian said: “I am absolutely thrilled that audiences have demanded more of Priscilla! The reaction the show gets at theatres everywhere is something I’ve never witnessed before – it is truly a party not to be missed. Having Duncan James play Tick is just the icing on the cupcake!” As one quarter of the pop band Blue, Duncan James has sold over 13 million records, had three number one albums and forty number one singles worldwide. His stage credits include playing

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COMPETITION Your chance to win tickets to see Joe Bonamassa at the Brighton Centre and copies of his upcoming live album!

egendary blues rock guitarist Joe Bonamassa is playing two special concerts at the Brighton Centre on Friday October 30 and Saturday October 31. We are offering three lucky readers a chance to win pairs of tickets to the concert. One first prize winner will win a pair of top tier tickets to the Friday October 30th concert and a copy of Joe’s upcoming live album Joe Bonamassa ‘Live At Radio City Music Hall’ recorded in New York. Two runners-up will each win a pair of mid-tier seating tickets to the Friday October 30th concert and a copy of Joes upcoming live CD/ DVD release Joe Bonamassa ‘Live At Radio City Music Hall.’ The internationally renowned guitarist will perform songs from his classic albums including ‘Sloe Gin’, ‘Dust Bowl’, ‘The Ballad of John Henry’, ‘Driving Towards The Daylight’ (the latter reached #2 in the Official UK Album Chart 2012), and his critically acclaimed 2014 album ‘Different Shades of Blue’. To be in with a chance of winning, answer the following question: Where is Radio City Music Hall located? A Philadelphia B Chicago C New York City Send your answer, along with your full name, address and telephone number to competitions@thelatest.co.uk Download a free track from Joe Bonamassa ‘Live At Radio City Music Hall’ from this link: www.unlock.fm/4uw

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21ST CENTURY GUITAR MAN Joe Bonamassa speaks to Jeff Hemmings about his tireless work ethic and British blues influences

ver the years Joe B and his rock-solid team has built a veritable cottage industry, defying and flying in the face of the orthodox strictures of the music and record industry. From appearing concurrently on stage and on television at age 12 with BB King, it's been all about the blues for Bonamassa, although ironically it was his love of the British blues revival that really did it for him. "Yeah, the British blues revival is a big refection on what I do," says Joe from New York, where he is preparing to appear on The Tonight Show, a show itself steeped in history (it is the longest running 'talk show' in the world, having started in 1954). "There's the two Irishmen in my life: Rory Gallagher and Gary Moore. Cream, the Jeff Beck Group, one of my first influences, the group he had with Rod Stewart… I enjoy that type of blues and that was my gateway. I didn't listen to BB KIng and other blues acts till later, to be honest with you." Famously, those gigs with BB King was the big kick-start for Bonamassa, performances that led to much knocking on the door of his parents house, managers and lawyers alike all looking to sign up this child prodigy… "I'm not sure if he'd [BB King] seen the likes of me before," says Joe, "this kid with ADD running around the stage with a telecaster. I really admire that man for his commitment to keeping the music going, and his generosity. Nobody seemed to have a bad word to say about him. He defines the genre of music, he is the blues." Now, along with the likes of Robert Cray, Joe Bonamassa has become the torchbearer for the 21st century blues, helping to revive what was a badly flagging genre, with the help of the British… "There wasn't much of a British blues scene happening in 2004, when I first came over. There was a lot of guys playing Strats in the Stevie Ray Vaughan fashion. I found myself on an island, but people in the UK were saying

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'that's kinda cool'. The UK was one of the first places where I started to get some traction, almost immediately, upon arrival. “I'm very grateful for the British community embracing me. Even when I come to my home country I'm looked upon as an international artist, a British artist. I'm an honorary Brit! That gig at the Royal Albert Hall, 2009 (fulfilling a childhood dream, and which saw one of his heroes, Eric Clapton, join him in stage), people thought I was British… I liked the British blues because it was a little harder, had a little more high energy. The thing about the British blues

There's the two Irishmen in my life: Rory Gallagher and Gary Moore revival was that they were looking backwards to the past to look forward to the future. That's where you got Led Zeppelin, and stuff like that. "But kids are now making it their own, and finding an audience of younger

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kids. That is the only way a genre of music can survive; you find a younger generation of kids who are willing to invest in it and follow it. That's what Clapton and those guys did; they amped it up and made it rock'n'roll; Jimmy Page, taking Howlin' Wolf songs and making it heavy metal. Blues will never die if you take that attitude." Almost from the beginning, Bonamassa and his team decided to build a career as an independent artist, to the point now where Bonamassa is selling out theatres and arenas around the world, and releasing new records on a regular basis. In fact he's released 11 studio albums since 2000, three collaborative albums (including two with Beth Hart), and is just about to release his 13th live album, Radio City Music Hall, a recording made at the esteemed New York theatre of the same name, earlier this year. "I went there once as a kid, to see Liza Minnelli – she was doing a run of 20 shows or something. We sat right behind Madonna… It was great, it's a beautiful theatre, 5000 seater. The album is basically like what the live show was for the last year," says Joe. "There's this thing where people release albums every five years. It's so antiquated, and quite frankly wrong, that people end up thinking you should only release every three to five years. I hark back to the old school ways; it's more fun to release new products, challenge yourself, and try and maintain the quality." And already there's more in the pipeline… "I just did a studio album that won't be out till next year. I worked hard on it and it took me about a month to write, and seven or eight days to record. It doesn't take that long, two or three tracks a day. I'm not one of those artists who will move mics around; we're not sound experimenters. I'm not wiling to throw away a great performance for some esoteric sound." Brighton Centre, Fri 30 Oct & Sat 31 Oct (sold out), 6.30pm, tickets from £35

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ANDREW BULLOCK FROM CHELSEA TO LA

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ince writing last I have been off executing my plans to infiltrate the cast of Made In Chelsea, with some notable success. But I shan't start name dropping *cough* Binky's Mum *cough*.

The summer is over. Something’s in the air. It’s doom. The doom of summer’s end. The doom of a trip to America that has left us alone with the casualties of love. MIC have been in LA. The first three minutes of the first episode had the likes of Jamie and Stephanie continually screaming phrases along the lines of: “We’re in LA”, “Oh my god, I hope LA is ready for you guys” and “I can’t believe you guys are in LA” just to make sure that the audience hadn't missed a trick. This season was better than last summer's MIC: NYC because they shipped less of the London cast over and shoved less American tottie down our gullets. Last year there were so many English cast members packed off to the Big Apple that poor old Fran and Cheska were sent home early on the earliest freight flight – probably landing at somewhere like Exeter airport and made to hitch-hike home. Don't get me wrong – I still loved MIC: NYC with the passion of a thousand fires (who can forget the amazing Jules and his polyamorous attempts on Rosie?) but there was almost too much going on. This year, half the amount of cast were sent over and the only Americans that stuck around were Olivia (who was all about yoga and sea shells and asked JP to play with her in a waterfall) and Naz (who became less annoying with each step she took toward heartbreak). What did we learn from MIC: LA? Lucy and James are sickeningly happy: he flew over to see her, leaving Digby the dog to fend for itself, and they had a lovely time. That boy's teeth just get sharper and that girl's dry wit just gets... sharper! Jamie is still ridiculous – JP even said the phrase "are you ridiculous?" to him whilst dressed like a Denver Bronco. He starts the trip being all "I'm single", meets Naz on a staged hike through the Californian canyons, gets invited to her pool party despite the fact that she has only just met him and he could be a murderer, dates her, allows Jess to insert her flirtatious claws into his white hair and declares that he wants a relationship with Jess. But she makes him talk to the hand. Has he learnt his lesson? Toff: is looking better than ever, golden and tanned like Malibu Barbie in her pink 4X4. Josh is having a mid-life crisis : he dumps Steph like toxic waste, claiming that when they are a couple he is unable to look for a job on a computer. The will they/won't they between Binky and JP: this is currently a big "won't they", despite having a night of "will they" together in a bed. Season 10 is on the horizon and the only thing that really matters is that Ollie has come back to the fold. Locke, not Proudlock. Proudlock's probably off designing a T-shirt with a pattern of concentric circles on it. Andrew Bullock is a producer, presener and writer. You can read more at www.drewjbullock.wordpress.com

JP even said the phrase “are you ridiculous?” to him whilst dressed like a Denver Bronco

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BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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GRUMPY GRANDMA s much as I love film, I have recently discovered a new passion in the cinematic television series – those series’ that manage to pull in the big stars and spend the big bucks on sets, locations and great writers. These series’ play well in our ‘nobody watches TV on TV any more’ culture, with the boxset as king and Netflix as high emperor. Those of you who have yet to discover Grace and Frankie, an American comedy series, released on Netflix in May this year, are missing out on a great one. Rivals Grace, an up-tight retired cosmetics mogul, and Frankie, a hippie art teacher, are brought together after years of animosity when their husbands announce they are leaving them… for each other. Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are fabulous in the lead roles with Fonda’s Grace slowly loosening up and Tomlin’s Frankie meandering towards growing up as they are forced to support each other through this difficult time. I have always enjoyed Tomlin in films but had never sought her out as I do post-Grace and Frankie. Tomlin is also a lesbian but until her most recent film, Grandma, has never played an out woman on screen. Grandma, is a lament for figures of the gay-rights and feminist eras who still don’t quite fit in with wider society, even in liberal places like California. Protagonist, Elle Reid (Tomlin), is abrasive and sour; a deeply unhappy poet whose words are read by no one anymore. She is in mourning, having recently lost her partner of three decades who, it’s accepted, was the ‘nice one’ of the pair. This, according to Elle, is why she has lost contact with family and friends. But the reality is that she ‘makes a scene’ wherever she goes and doesn’t really care about other people’s feelings. In the opening scene she casts her younger lover of four months out of her life, jeering that the woman was just a “footnote”. “That’s a horrible thing to say”, gasps the young woman. “Well, I’m a horrible person”, Elle replies. And yet… when her teenage granddaughter, Sage, comes to her needing money for an abortion Elle takes it upon herself to come up with the cash. Yet, despite the melancholy and sense of loss, Grandma is actually loaded with laugh lines! This isn’t exactly strange coming from the director of American Pie and Little Fockers but it doesn’t always work. The comedy is best when bleak and dry, something Tomlin excels at. It is a modest film with naturalistic rhythms, excellent at portraying how a warm and homely place can suddenly turn cold when we do or say the wrong thing. Watching Tomlin charge into scenes as Elle, rattling off insults with killer timing is fabulous but the film is very predictable. We have seen this storyline hundreds of times before: old, angry person spends time with young person, realises life isn’t so bad. It is at least a heartfelt story, with Elle living life her own way and marching to her own tune until the credits. Grandma’s UK premier will be at the London Film Festival on 8th October ready for a nationwide release on the 11th December. For more reviews of classic films, subscribe to my YouTube channel, MissJessicaKH and watch Latest TV’s film review show PostFeature, every Wednesday at 6.30pm and repeated through the week. Check listings in this magazine for more!

Despite the melancholy and sense of loss, Grandma is actually loaded with laugh lines

CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

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ANDREW KAY HAVE YOU EATEN YET?

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Delighting in dim sum at Gars

rowing up in the north my experience of good Chinese food was pretty limited – if indeed non-existent. I arrived in London and within days my new friend Kwok had opened up a treasure chest of fabulous oriental delights. Both his parents worked in Soho, not as strippers or gangland members, no, as chefs. We would visit and Kwok would order. In those days I had no idea what I was eating and I didn’t care. I’m not squeamish when it comes to offal and the like and we ate plenty of that I’m sure. It was in Soho that I was introduced to dim sum. Dim sum goes back further than the tapas and small plate crazes of the last thirty or forty years in this country but is a similar way of dining.

Dim sum goes back further than the tapas and small plate crazes of the last thirty or forty years Back in my earlier years dim sum was served in the bigger west end restaurants from heated trolleys wheeled between the tables, it was not only delicious, but it was fun and it was cheap. I grew to love the many kinds of dumplings, the curried squid and whelks and the steamed buns full of char sui pork. I was crazy for the sticky rice packed into lotus leaves and studded with wind dried sausage and dried mushroom. Sadly many of those places have

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gone. Here in Brighton there have been few places to eat dim sun for the last few years – but not any more. Gars has to be my top place to eat Chinese food in town and now they have a great new dim sum menu served from lunch to the early evening. There are sadly no trollies, the staircase would put paid to that, but the menu has so many of my old favorites that I felt compelled to drag Mr L along on a Sunday afternoon for a bit of a feast. And how we feasted!

Gars have long been recognised as a place where traditional Chinese dishes have been elevated to fine dining dishes – order the beef carpaccio and you will see what I mean. Their dim sum are pretty traditional in flavour and content – but with a new sense of style, presentation is beautiful and the service is, as one might expect, second to none. Mr L is always happy for me to take charge of ordering in oriental restaurants and I was like a kiddy in a

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sweet shop. I chose ten dishes and a larger dish of tempura style scallops from a list of daily specials. The dumplings were superb, razor clams exceptional, buns sweet and savoury, so good we ordered a second portion. The curry squid was tender and the spice balanced so well – and the sticky rice, well that too we order second helpings of. Gars never fails to please me and within days I was back for a superb dinner. Gars, 19 Prince Albert St, Brighton BN1 1HF, 01273 321321 www.gars.co.uk

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ANDREW KAY GUILTY TREASURES A Sunday drive to Farley Farm

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have lived in Brighton for about thirty years now. That’s longer than I have lived anywhere else – ever. I left Lancashire when I was 18 (I say Lancashire but it was officially Merseyside by that point, a fact that some of us bitterly resented), never to return except for an occasional visit. I moved to London to study and then to work and finally came here when I had tired of the city and wanted to have a different kind of home life. I many ways Brighton has given me that and I have embraced the city and the county. Unlike many real locals I have visited the Royal Pavilion on many occasions, walked on the downs, traveled to Petworth and Charleston, visited the Towner and so on… On Sunday though Mr C and Dr C asked me if I was free to join them in seeing an exhibition by local photographer Tony Tree. I was free and accepted their kind offer and off we set to Farley Farm. The exhibition was very good indeed, Tony Trees images are a stunning record of past events, social history, wars, fashion and entertainment. He calls himself a jobbing photographer, well Tony, you do a very fine job! Here though I hang my head in shame and guilt, Farley Farm, I knew nothing of it. This is crazy because deep in my memory I must have some past knowledge because this was the home of Roland Penrose, surrealist and art historian and his wife Lee Miller. Of course I knew of both of them, I did go to art school so it would be unlikely that I had not as they were such key players in the world of 20th century arts. We decided to take the tour of the farmhouse and here the excellent guide Kate filled in the rest. It is the most fascinating place with none of the feel of a gallery and very much the feel of a home still lived in, and indeed the home still belongs to the family although now it is used to house the offices and archives and photo labs of the trust. They had a housekeeper who was loathe to throw anything away, a gift for anyone creating an exhibit like this so for the most part the house is very much as they lived in it, right down to the kitchen. There Lee Miller would cook with a passion and to prove it Kate pointed out that there were devices that we would never think existed or that one

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Lee Miller’s eye for composition is exquisite, seeing beyond the ordinary to create the extraordinary might need. Pop into my kitchen Kate and I think I might share a passion with Lee Miller. Penrose had of course collected a massive number of great works by important artists and although some remain many are now loaned to major art institutions around the world. The place is sprinkled through with treasures, not least by Picasso, a lifetime friend of the family and visitor to the farm. There is, we heard, a visitors book that reads like a who’s who of twentieth century art, but it is too fragile to be on display sadly. The dining room is hung with a large collection of Roland Penrose paintings and many illuminate his relationships with his first wife and later with Lee Miller who he met in Paris. Lee Miller’s iconic images are

Self Portrait with headband, New York Studio, New York, USA 1932’ by Lee Miller (12-1-C) Sitting Room, Farley Farm House, Chiddingly, Sussex, England by Tony Tree

everywhere to be seen, from her time in New York where she was a top model through her years with Man Ray and most poignantly to her time as a war correspondent and photographer. A glass case contains many of her trophies, knuckle dusters, camera and even writing paper filched from Adolf Hitler’s desk. In Hitler’s apartment, after three weeks on the road in uniform, with no washing facilities, she took a bath, in Hitler’s bath! Her friend, a young Jewish photographer did the same and they took pictures of each other doing so – the same day that Hitler and Eva Braun took their own lives! What in one glance might seem like a pair of funny images take on a massive significance. Roland Penrose never achieved the same prominence as an artist as his many friends but he did achieve fame and acclaim as an organiser of great exhibitions. Lee Miller’s work is as poignant as ever, her war photographs have a great beauty despite the often sad or horrific content of the images. Her eye for composition is exquisite, seeing beyond the ordinary to create the extraordinary. I felt inspired by the whole experience, the paintings, photographs, artifacts and the kitchen in which they say Miller found a new way to calm her restless mind. I also felt ashamed that this was my first visit to this amazing piece of art and social history – only a stone’s throw from my home. I urge you not to take as long as I did in discovering this amazing gem. www.farleyfarmhouse.co.uk Farley Farm House, Gallery & Garden is open to visitors every Sunday until the end of October 2015. To coincide with Chiddingly Festival and Artists Open Studios they will be open to visitors for two full weekends on Saturday 26 & Sunday 27 September 2015, Saturday 3 & Sunday 4 October 2015. House Tour & Garden entry 2015 is £9.50 per person. Age suitability 12 yrs+.

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have decided to change my name. Just the "Mike" bit, I mean. Honestly, I may as well, seeing as everyone else seems determined to do it for me. From now on, I shall go by the name of MARK Ward – the one which, for reasons that I genuinely cannot fathom, so many people insist on calling me in any case. This way, I figure, I won't get quite so blinking annoyed about it. Seriously, you won't believe how often I send an email – and I send a LOT of emails – with my name, Mike Ward, clear as daylight, spelt out in the signature at the bottom, as well as in the actual email address I'm sending it from, of course – only for the blithering numpty who's received it to come back with "Hi Mark" or "Thanks Mark" or "I'm a total cretin who can't bloody read, Mark". It happens – and I'm not making this up – a good half-dozen times a week. And, as you're probably starting to twig, it drives me absolutely NUTS. Only a couple of weeks ago, my wife and I went out for a meal on our anniversary, turned up at the restaurant where I'd booked our table by email, and was told, sorry, they didn't have a reservation in the name of Mike Ward. You don't need me to explain the reason why. And although it got sorted in the end, the fact that I'd had to slap the dimwit owner around his stupid face several times with a wet mackerel (I always carry one for precisely such purposes) before he acknowledged his error meant the evening got off to a less than ideal start. I'd actually like to know if it's just me. Or are there any other Mikes out there who suffer the same problem? Or Marks who get called Mike? Do please get in touch if that's the case. It would make me feel at least a tiny bit better. For now, I can only assume that my emails trigger some kind of dyslexia in their recipients – the A and the R in my surname somehow get transposed, if that's the word, it probably isn't, and end up in my first name. If so, the I and E from my first name should then take the place these letters have vacated in my surname. Which I think makes me Mark Wide. That's not great, is it? So, yes, the only way I can end this nightmare, I've decided, is to change my name for real. But then you know what'll happen, don't you? These idiots will carry on getting it wrong – only now it'll be the other way round. Just you mike my words. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2

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MOVING PICTURES ow long does it take to create a work of art? About as long as that proverbial piece of string it seems. We meet artists whose paintings are the result of years of painstaking layering and scraping back; then applying more paint – or whatever media they are working with – and reimagining and re-inventing until they are happy with the final result. Then at the other end of the spectrum is the amazingly talented Jan Irvine, who is perhaps best known for her ‘live drawings’. Jan has the uncanny ability to capture the energy and beauty of the body in motion. Her lines are fluid, strong and confident. And yet on occasion, when a likeness is required, they can take on great sensitivity. She feels she is best working at speed – too much time and she just might lose something of the magic. (However, I should point out that she also paints brilliant oil portraiture and creates vibrant and much coveted

Jan has the uncanny ability to capture the energy and beauty of the body in motion collages.) Most recently Jan has travelled to Havana to find inspiration from the local dance scene. Here’s a tantalising glimpse. Let’s hope she finds a suitable venue to exhibit in so we can all see more. Don’t miss: if you’re mooching around the North Laine, be sure to make a diversion up North Road to 35 North Contemporary Fine Art. This bright and welcoming little artspace has just re-opened for the autumn season with an exhibition by Brightonbased photographer Mark Nelson. Mark’s collection of moody and evocative images is drawn from his 25 years of travelling across the USA. Stunning stuff. Until 10 October. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty

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Horror, comedy and classic literature in Worthing

overs of horror and comedy are in for a treat in Worthing when Kill The Beast creep into town. The year is 1974, the sleepy town is Hemlock-Under-Lye and when werewolf attacks threaten teatime, there’s only one person you can call. An award-winning comedy by Kill the Beast, He Had Hairy Hands is a 1970’s detective werewolf mystery wrapped in a hilarious Hammer Horror. An American Werewolf In London meets Twin Peaks, The Wicker Man meets Scooby Doo, and The League of Gentlemen meets your fluffiest nightmare. It won Best Studio Production at the Manchester Theatre awards as well as the Peter Brook Festival award in 2014. It was also chosen as a BBC top pick at the Edinburgh Fringe. Kill the Beast promise hilarity, mystery and mayhem. Having splattered the UK with the acclaimed The Boy Who Kicked Pigs, they return with this new tale of supernatural slaughter – combining beautiful projections, original music and quite an important pigeon. Lock up your pets and batten down the battenbergs, He Had Hairy Hands is waiting... Kill the Beast are a multi-awardwinning comedy theatre company formed in 2012. They have mounted two full-length, critically acclaimed productions that have played to sell-out audiences across the UK, and are currently in the process of devising their third show.

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He Had Hairy Hands Tuesday 27 October, 7.30pm, Connaught Studio, Union Place, Worthing, West Sussex, BN11 1LG Box office: 01903 206 206 or online at www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Suitable for ages 12+

The Great Gatsby

Blackeyed Theatre, in association with South Hill Park, presents the world premiere of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Adapted by Stephen Sharkey. Immersing you in the decadence of America’s ‘Jazz Age’, The Great Gatsby is brought to life in this sizzling new stage adaptation from nationally acclaimed Blackeyed Theatre. Recreating the sights, sounds and feel of America’s ‘Roaring Twenties’ as seen through the eyes of Nick Carraway, F. Scott Fitzgerald’s masterpiece is a brilliant evocation of a society obsessed with wealth and status. Adapted by Stephen Sharkey, whose work includes The May Queen (Liverpool Everyman) and The Resistible Rise Of Arturo Ui (Liverpool Playhouse/Nottingham

Playhouse), this exciting new production features fabulous live music alongside the timeless language of Fitzgerald’s Great American Novel to create a truly fresh and inspiring theatrical experience. Blackeyed Theatre Company was established in 2004 to create exciting opportunities for artists and audiences alike. Their theatre is challenging yet accessible for both new and established audiences. It asks questions and invites reaction. It provokes only as live performance can. Since 2004, Blackeyed Theatre has embarked on twelve national UK tours, including in 2008 the world premiere of Steven Berkoff’s Oedipus. Its first new writing project resulted in a three-week London run of The Beekeeper in 2012, which was nominated for three Off West End Theatre Awards, including Best New Play. In 2009, Blackeyed Theatre became an associate company of South Hill Park Arts Centre. By bringing together artists with a genuine passion for the work

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they produce, and offering a theatrical experience that’s both artistically excellent and affordable, audiences and theatres are far more sustainable in the long term, and by responding to demand, they ensure that more people see innovative theatre. The Great Gatsby Thursday 22 to Saturday 24 October, 7.30pm, Saturday matinee 2pm Connaught Theatre, Union Place, Worthing, West Sussex, BN11 1LG Box office: 01903 206 206 or online at www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS Improv group Off The Cuff mark 10 years

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together with a day long celebration hen you’ve been going for a while, it makes natural sense to celebrate the biggies. Some people do it with wine, some with song, and improv group Off The Cuff do it with a daylong timetable of stand-up, improvisation, philosophy and more, honouring the collective’s origins as students at Sussex University, as well as the multitude of creative directions current and past cast members have shot off into. The day kicks off with a chance to try your hand at improv yourself with a free non-ticketed hour-long workshop with the group. There’s drama with the SUDS new work For Queen And Country, exploring the experiences of a young British soldier in the Middle East, as well as seasoned stand-up from former and current Off The Cuff members Pete Strong, Tom Veryzer and Simon Plotkin. Ex-Cuffer, and current member of the internationally acclaimed group Racing Minds, Douglas Walker brings his first solo show Möglich to the day after a successful run in last month’s Edinburgh Fringe. For those in search of laughs accompanied by bigger pictures, the smash hit London show Stand-Up Philosophy is a part of the proceedings hosted by philosopher/comedian Charlie Duncan Saffrey, with special guests comedian Ahir Shah and genuine respected philosopher Dr Gordon Finlayson. And for those after something involving puppetry, animation and physicality make a date with acclaimed theatre company Have You Lost Me?’s work-in-progress The North! The North! All, these, and more, are rounded off by Off The Cuff's 10th Anniversary Spectacular, steeped with celebration and comedy. Pick and choose or feast on the whole day’s entertainment. It’s a rich vein of talent being tapped and celebrated. Happy Birthday to this Brighton-raised talent. Off the Cuff's 10th Anniversary All-Dayer, Saturday 26 September, 12noon–11.30pm, Otherplace at The Basement, tickets from £5/4 for individual shows (all day pass £20/16), www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk

WHAT’S ON Now in its twelfth year, Brighton Art Fair is a selling event with 100 contemporary artists from the UK and abroad, showing and selling their diverse work direct to the public. The fair always promotes a good balance in established and emerging artists. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 25-27 Sept, £6.50, under 14s free Over 45 paintings, drawings and sculpture, produced by 14 makers

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born and bred Sussex man, Rory Graham is a big bear of a man, and possessor of a powerful and versatile voice, one that sounds like age-old blues one minute, soulful another, biglunged rock the next, reflecting the music that he makes as Rag 'n' Bone Man. Gritty and brooding rock, soul, blues, hip hop and folk can all be heard on his Disfigured EP, the follow up to the Wolves EP.

You’re local to Brighton? I was born and brought up in Uckfield, then I moved to Brighton. There's not much going on there (Uckfield) musically, but it is a nice little town. I moved to Brighton when I was about 23, and lived there for six or seven years, before I moved to London last year. But we're going back to Sussex soon. I can't do London anymore, it gets me down. I start becoming rude to people without realising it. Desensitised. I don't like what it does to me. So, you like Brighton? There is a sense of freedom you get in Brighton that you don't get anywhere else. Maybe Bristol. It's a similar sort of place but without the seaside. There's just something about Brighton that draws people. It was in Brighton that you really became immersed in music? I used to go Slip Jam:B (a long running monthly hip hop jam

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Come along to The Marwood, sit comfortably with a drink and enjoy a relaxing night of readings of some bad books from some very special guests. Book readings will range from celeb biographies, bad sci-fi, annuals, fan fiction, poems, guest childhood diaries or stories and more... The Marwood, Saturday 26

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night) and that's where we formed Rum Committee, a hip hop collective, in 2009. That's when I started performing. Your parents record collections were a major factor in you getting into music… Both my Mum and Dad had records, vinyl records, and it was like what records looked cool, I'll play that. And then I'd get told off, cause I might scratch them… JJ Cale was big one for me and so was John Lee Hooker's Crawling King Snakes. Where did the Rag'n'Bone Man name come from? I got it from Steptoe and Son. I thought it was cool name. It was well before my time, and my Granddad used to watch it when I was little. It's still really funny. What were you doing before music? I used to work as a carer, but I haven't done that for a year and a half. Music is now full-time. But, there is always a back up plan! Concorde 2, Tues 29 Sept, 7pm, £10 September, 7.30pm, free

Event: A Night At The Hucklebuck This night of entertainment includes TV comedy ventriloquist duo Steve Hewlett & Arthur Lager, Richard Digance, and a whole host of special guests from the world of magic, circus, comedy and music. With optional fancy dress themed around superheroes, Star Wars and The Simpsons. All profits donated to the ZAHORCHAK family from Brighton. The Old Market, Friday 25 September, 8pm, £15/10

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Brighton Alternative Jazz Festival, The Old Market, 11-12 September 2015, Joe Fuller ★★★★★ A Night At The Opera

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The inaugural festiva showcased deep jazz from around the world with a specific focus on female musicians. Woven Entity opened, a fun general clatter quartet featuring maracas, backing tracks, triangles, dog toys and much more, alongside a pure, warm saxophone tone from Julie Kjaer. The Sarah Gail Brand sextet were a more bombastic and looser entity with her trombone compositions a melodic blast and subtle, moving, elegant piano from Liam Noble. Friday night headliners Kiermyer-Birchall Transcension produced some sublime old school spiritual jazz with rich saxophone from work Birchall and expansive new compositions. Mette Rasmussen's plethora of different playing techniques (including removing the reed at one point) built to a fantastic loud crescendo, whereas Steve Noble's intriguing all-over-theplace drumming provided the most ethereal moment of the festival when he beautifully underpinned muted sax with inner cymbal playing. The famous double bassist William Parker and drummer Hamid Drake from New York headlined Saturday night, joined by big fan saxophonist John Dikeman. There was a truly tangible chemistry and pure musicality about Parker and Drake, with magisterial shuffling drumming, and both providing the standout

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solos of the weekend. The more melodic, accessible parts of the festival were perfect to grab the attention of the uninitiated while the high quality of musicianship got jazz veterans excited too. BAJF was a resounding success and a rare chance to see a diverse range of striking, beguiling, exceptional talent; all for a cheap price too.

Music Theatre 2000 presented an evening at the atmospheric Emporium, featuring solos, duets and other selections from popular operas. Six singers were accompanied by pianist and musical director Simon Gray, and some of the opening pieces were the most moving. A baritone/tenor duet from Bizet’s ‘The Pearlfishers’ featured delicate harmonies and a soaring finale. Soprano Karen Orchin’s aria from Puccini’s ‘La Rondine’ was beautiful, clear and pleasantly loud, while Gavin Sayers’ tenor aria from Verdi’s ‘A Masked Ball’ was rich and robust. The generous programme also included Mozart, Bellini and Gounod, resulting in a fun, informal and excellent value opportunity to hear classic opera in a relaxed setting. Emporium, 13 September 2015 Joe Fuller ★★★★

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Brighton Little Theatre do a grand job in bringing Alan Ayckbourn’s clever and sophisticated 70s comedy about marital disharmony amongst the middle class to shimmering life. The casting is perfect. The actors display an abundance of intelligence and insight in their beautifully judged performances (a prerequisite with Ayckbourn), deftly handling both the farcical and tragic elements of the play, which helps divert our attention from the occasional structural creak and crack. It may be farce; it may be absurd but the play still has to function within its own logical framework. The ending rather fizzles out, but this is Ayckbourn’s, and not the production’s fault – and it in no way spoils what is a darned good night out at the theatre. Brighton Little Theatre, 12 September 2015 Gary Mepsted ★★★★

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[data]storm is the second offering from creative computer science education organisation ‘readysaltedcode’. I felt this fusion of formal ballet and concepts from computer science and internet theory was less of a synthesis and more of a grafting. While the visuals were very impressive (I was completely captivated by two stick figure graphics dancing together) the seam between the two worlds meeting was a jagged one. The lighting, costume and score were exceptionally well executed, although more thought needs to be put into the spaces between the vignettes so there is more continuity and cohesion; abruptly ended music is jarring! The Old Market, 13 September 2015 Enna Andrews ★★★

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TUESDAY 22 Britain’s Biggest Adventures With Bear Grylls ITV1, 9pm Britain can be extreme too, yeah? Saving on travel expenses, Bear reveals the tropical past of the Yorkshire Dales while abseiling at Malham Cove, the rescues an endangered species and finds danger in a flooding cave. You too can risk life and limb with only a train ticket.

Later Live... With Jools Holland BBC2 10pm He’s back! With a cracking lineup too. Tune in to see The Maccabees with their recent number one, Richard Thompson with his Electric Trio, former Moloko frontwoman Roisin Murphy, Welsh rockers Stereophonics, and Jamie Woon making his Later debut. All live.

Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages More4, 9pm Who needs to go abroad when we’ve got these gems beckoning to us from Britain’s own countryside. Especially when it’s on our own doorstep, as Ms Keith travels across the South Downs and the Weald of Sussex and Kent. Everyone loves a donkey race, right?

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WEDNESDAY 23 The Great British Bake Off BBC1, 8pm Oh, this is the tasty stuff! There are only five bakers left and their challenges this week are to create 24 cream horns for the signature challenge, whilst Mary sets mokatines as the technical challenge. It may sound like the name of the next ewok leader, but it’s actually tasty sponge with two types of icing. Yum!

Don’t Panic – How To End Poverty In 15 Years BBC2, 8pm Combining human stories with powerful statistics, Professor Hans Rosling examines the goal of eradicating extreme poverty by 2030, and explains how doing it quickly would be easier than any slow long-term plan. Pretty ambitious, and enlightening as he travels the world.

Nashville E4, 10pm Time to dig a little deeper into what makes our queens of country tick, so whilst Rayna travels to Natchez to try to help Deacon and we learn how her past with him has affected his current life-and-death struggles, Jade has a party with Luke, Jeff and Layla at her beachfront pad. Turns into a bit of a part-tay.

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Four Rooms 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble Grandparents 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Pete goes to sinister lengths to get Cleo. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series looking at high-end pawnbrokers in Britain. An aspiring 23-year-old gastropub owner wants to take a loan out against a Bentley worth a quarter of a million pounds. 9.00 Grand Designs Property design series. Bram Vis, his wife Lisa and their two children want to build a house on an idyllic seaside plot on the Isle of Wight. They’re not thinking small. 10.00 World Of Weird Documentary. Comedian Joel Dommett visits a Japanese agency where people hire fake family members. Michelle de Swarte visits BronyCon, the world’s biggest My Little Pony convention. At a 40-acre secret fortress in Arizona, comedian and filmmaker Matt Rudge meets the gun-toting members of Prepared for Anything: a group who are spending thousands of dollars preparing for the end of civilisation. 11.00 Hunted Documentary series following 14 British citizens who are given fugitive status. 12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Bestival 2015 1.05 The Catch 2.00 FILM: Semi-Pro (2008) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.30 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.45 Fifteen To One 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

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THURSDAY 24 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Channel 4, 8pm Think you love music? Possibly, but do you love it as much as George’s latest subject? He’s a father of three trying to build a homemade campervan out of old music records for less than £700. Vinyl ain’t cheap! Plus there’s an oil rig pod renovation, and a floating beach hut. Sweet.

Celebrity Big Brother: Live Final Channel Five, 9pm The battle of the egos, the clash of the daytime titans, the competition for newspaper column inches is finally coming to a close as the winner of this year’s Celebrity Big Brother comes to a close and we finish knowing our American Z-lists so much better. Tune in for fall out.

Charlie Hebdo: 3 Days That Shook Paris More4, 10pm It only happened in January of this year but the events surrounding the attack of the Charlie Hebdo offices in Paris seem to have indelibly affected global perspectives on terrorism and freedom of speech. This documentary talks to police, witnesses and survivors.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Easy Riders 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Arts Alive Short Film 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Masood worries when he hears of Jane’s intentions. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Eat Well For Less? Gregg Wallace and award-winning greengrocer Chris Bavin, with the help of dietician Lucy Jones, are on a mission to help families across the UK save money, sort food facts from food fiction and eat well for less. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Journalist Frank Gardner was very close to his late mother and is keen to know more about her side of the family. Frank’s mother always told him that the family arrived in Britain with the Normans. Frank sets off to discover if there is any truth in the rumour. Along the way, he traces his family tree back to his ten times greatgrandfather Sir Michael Stanhope - a knight of the Tudor court. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week, presented by Andrew Neil. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45 Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 8.15 Eat Well For Less? 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Rockford Files 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 Africa 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip Sir Terry Wogan and Mason McQueen have reached Birmingham. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Cookery series. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 World’s Weirdest Events Chris unearths a whirlwind wedding ceremony, exploding rocks, and a woman with her twin in her brain. 9.00 Cradle To Grave Sitcom. Spud wonders how to make his daughter’s wedding dreams come true. 9.30 Boy Meets Girl Comedy series. Tonight’s the night! Judy and Leo plan to spend their first night together as Tony and Pam are going away and Leo has conspired to get James out of the house too. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and co return for another series of the topical comedy featuring James Acaster, Gary Delaney, Zoe Lyons and Josh Widdicombe. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone 12.15am Sign Zone: Rugby And The Brain - Tackling The Truth 12.45 Sign Zone: India: Nature’s Wonderland 1.55 Formula 1: Japanese Grand Prix - Practice 1 3.35 Sign Zone: Doctor Who 5.55 Formula 1: Japanese Grand Prix - Practice 2

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert leaves Aaron seething. 7.30 Rugby World Cup: New Zealand V Namibia The mighty All Blacks take on the minnows of Namibia at London’s Olympic Stadium. New Zealand opened the defence of their crown against Argentina at the weekend. Namibia, led by Saracen’s Jacques Burger, are yet to make their tournament bow. The Kiwis put 145 points past Japan in 1995, which remains the most points scored in a game. However, the widest winning margin is 142, held by Australia against Namibia in 2003. Presented by Craig Doyle with analysis from Sean Fitzpatrick, Sir Ian McGeechan and George Gregan. Commentary by Simon Ward and Geordan Murphy. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.50 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts another celebrity edition of the quiz show. 11.50 River Monsters Adventurer and extreme fisherman Jeremy Wade seeks out more dangerous freshwater fish. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Four Rooms 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble Grandparents 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tegan finds herself in trouble after an innocent misunderstanding turns out to have dangerous consequences. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces See highlights. 9.00 Hunted Documentary series following 14 British citizens who are given fugitive status and go on the run in the UK. Dr Ricky Allen has now been on the run for 15 days and the hunters are getting frustrated. Former undercover detective Peter Bleksley launches a concerted media campaign to flush Ricky out of the Scottish Highlands. Now spooked, Ricky flees south on a train to London as the hunters close in. 10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. 11.05 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which viewers open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 12.10am Educating Cardiff 1.05 Katie Piper’s Extraordinary Births 2.00 16 Kids And Counting 2.55 Location, Location, Location 3.50 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble - Grandparents 4.45 Fifteen To One 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Committed (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah and Denny discuss Pheobe’s options for the baby, while Ash’s lovey-dovey behaviour causes her to break down. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the UK’s subterranean wonders. In Wales, Rob visits Europe’s largest cave system beneath Brecon Beacon national park, the dungeons of Chirk castle and the hidden remains of Ruthin castle. 8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. Including Chica the Spider Dog in her tarantula costume, Denver the guiltiest dog in the world, fashionista and model Menswear Dog. 8.55 5 News Tonight 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Final See highlights. 10.45 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. Rylan Clark is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Being Human 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Being Human 1.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.40 Radges 3.00 Fried 3.30 Top Coppers

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Ian Hislop’s Age Of The DoGooders 9.00 The Secret Rules Of Modern Living: Algorithms 10.00 Horizon The Creative Brain: How Insight Works 11.00 Detectorists (x2) 12.00am Archaeology: A Secret History

1.10pm Coronation Street 2.15 You’ve Been Framed! 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 7.45 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Scary Movie 5 (2013) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Lewis 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am Lewis 1.55 Movies Now

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Baby Daddy (x3) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoos After Dark (x2)

4.40pm Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Titchmarsh On Capability Brown 10.00 Charlie Hebdo: 3 Days That Shook Paris. See highlights. 11.20 24 Hours In A&E 12.20am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Escape To Athena (1979) 1.25pm Man Without A Star (1955) 3.10 The Bandit Of Sherwood Forest (1946) 4.55 Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 7.10 Just Married (2003) 9.00 G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2012) 11.10 Fracture (2007) 1.25am The Breed (2006)

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FRIDAY 25 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories ITV1, 9pm Here’s an odd match – Piers Morgan and John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten. Who’d’ve thought you’d get these two sitting down and talking the Sex Pistols’ frontman’s life story? From childhood meningitis to the death of Sid Vicious, through to PiL and his 60th birthday, there’s lots to discuss.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man Channel 4, 10pm Oh, I say! He’s back bonding and making friends with the big wigs and encouraging them to find new BFFs in each other on his sofa. Isn’t that nice? Tonight the news series kicks off with a bumper crop – Kristen Wiig, Kate Mara, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Claudia Winkleman, Tess Daly, and Selena Gomez. Proper knees up.

FILM: Hanna E4, 9pm Nothing says spooky distorted fairytale update with uberviolence like a tweenage girl with a gun and a killer glint in her eye. Et voila! Kick your Friday off with a bang with this assassin action thriller from Joe Wright, about bad parents, a cabin in the woods, and the secrets we keep from children. Marvellous.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Love That Car 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 2.00 Love That Car 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival Bmusic bring you exclusive live footage and interviews from Breakout Festival 2014. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss Comedy animation and live action series. 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 4.00 Bored Gamers Redux 4.30 Modern Toss (x2) 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The residents of Albert Square reel from the latest developments in Max’s trial. Following the shocking events in court, Jane turns to a familiar face for help. 8.30 Still Open All Hours 9.00 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrities pair up with professional dancers in this dancing competition. Hosted by Tess Daly. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 11.25 Pound Shop Wars Documentary series following the competition between two rival retail chains. 11.55 FILM: The Box (2009) Starring Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, Frank Langella. Psychological horror set in 1970s Virginia. 1.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News

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6.00 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip Mason McQueen’s black cab is not too far from the capital today when he takes Terry Wogan down the M40 to Marlow. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Cookery series. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Mastermind The specialist subjects in this heat are Catherine of Aragon, the post-war Labour Government, the band Rush and the poet Robert Fergusson. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise Documentary series delving into a rarely seen South American wilderness, home to surprising creatures who survive in environments that range from the mighty Andes Mountains to Cape Horn. 10.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show. 11.30 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme. 12.35am FILM: The Children (2008) 1.55 Formula 1 2015 Formula 1 2015. 3.05 Sign Zone: Question Time 4.05 Sign Zone: Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert is shot by a mystery assailant. Andy feels betrayed. Paddy worries what Aaron will do. 7.30 Coronation Street Things will never be the same for the Platts. Can Tim forgive Sally and Kevin? Cathy and Roy agree to take things slowly. 8.00 Emmerdale Robert’s life hangs by a thread. Pete hopes for a fresh start. Marlon is pleasantly surprised. 8.30 Coronation Street Terror reigns at the Platts. Is this the end for Tim and Kevin’s friendship? Steve and Lloyd take a walk down memory lane. 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) Starring Lucas Black, Zachery Ty Bryan, Brian Goodman, Nathalie Kelley, Bow Wow, Brian Tee, Nikki Griffin, Lynda Boyd, Leonardo Nam and Keiko Kitagawa. Street-racing sequel following an adrenaline-junkie automobile addict who narrowly avoids jail by agreeing to move in with his father in Tokyo. However, he soon discovers the thrill of the local underground drift racing scene and unwittingly becomes involved with the Yakuza. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

7.45am Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Rockford Files 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 Africa 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It!

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 Four Rooms 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Excitement is in the air when Tony declares Hollyoaks will be hosting a big event. After an accident Leela finds herself on a downward spiral. Cleo visits an unlikely source for advice on her secret relationship. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 James Corden Does Deal Or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents a special edition of the game show as actor and comedian James Corden takes on the Banker in attempt to win money for the Terrence Higgins Trust and Save the Children. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which viewers open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man See highlights. 11.05 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. The daters include Rebecca, David, Gordon, Stephen, Cici, Zoe, David, Paul, Samantha, Holly and Ben. 12.10am Bad Robots 12.40 Rude Tube 1.35 FILM: Beginners (2010) 3.20 Supernatural 4.05 River Cottage Bites 4.20 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble - Grandparents 5.15 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.50am Children’s teelvision 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.25 Celebrity Big Brother: The Final 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Like Mother, Like Daughter (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Roo brings James to dinner with the family, at which Alf cross-examines his daughter’s new man. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World’s Biggest Beasts Documentary mini-series exploring the largest animals ever to exist on Earth. 8.00 World’s Biggest Beasts Documentary mini-series exploring the largest animals ever to exist on Earth. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Drama series about a team of detectives who investigate crimes involving the US navy and marines. Pride joins forces with an old buddy who has been given a lethal dose of polonium and whose dying wish is to catch his own killer. 10.00 NCIS US naval crime drama series. In an effort to find the terrorist Parsa, Gibbs and the NCIS team track down one of his cohorts using evidence from the drone attack. 10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series. A special agent falls off the grid during an undercover assignment. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series. 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 4.00 Katie Price: In Therapy 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 One Hundred And Eighty 11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Murder In Successville 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Top Coppers 1.00 Fried

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Leeds International Piano Competition 2015 9.00 The Joy Of Disco 10.00 Hot Chocolate At The BBC 11.00 Boogie Fever: A TOTP2 Disco Special 12.30am Nile Rodgers: The Hitmaker Remastered 1.30 The Joy Of Disco 2.30 Hot Chocolate At The BBC

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Kids 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Funniest 100 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am Fake Reaction

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Lewis 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.15am Lewis

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Baby Daddy 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Hanna (2011). See highlights. 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Look Into My Eyes

1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 6.50 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Resistance 10.10 FILM: Basic Instinct (1992) 12.40am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Forty Guns (1957) 12.40pm SOS Titanic (1979) 2.45 A Lawless Street (1955) 4.20 Crash Dive (1943) 6.30 Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992) 9.00 Prometheus (2012) 11.25 Source Code (2011) 1.10am Isolation (2005)

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SATURDAY 26 Africa’s Fishing Leopards: Natural World BBC2, 6.45pm Attenborough’s dulcet tones, dedicated local cameraman Brad Bestelink’s 18-month camp out and stunning shots, and a very special family of a mother leopard and her two cubs. Thank you BBC for this Saturday evening delight. Fishing has never been so captivating.

Doctor Who BBC1, 7.45pm We all know that The Doctor lost his home thanks to a scuffle with the daleks. But when he finds himself alone on Skaro – the daleks’ home planet – with no sonic, no TARDIS, and no one to help, will he give in to temptation when faced with a tricky choice? Maybe the Doctor needs a good yoga class.

Beck BBC4, 9pm Without a Devil’s Haircut in sight*, the Swedish police drama continues with its twisty turny plots and stunning landscape. Settle into the Autumn weather’s chill with top class Scandi crime and pretend you know the lingo. *Haven’t seen this episode so can’t say absolutely but reckon this is true.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Arts Alive 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 7.00 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Rha Stranges 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films by Tony Burke, Daniel Cerisola, and Lara Heller. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Rha Stranges 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00am Formula 1 2015 8.30 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Formula 1 2015 2.30 Bargain Hunt 3.15 Money For Nothing 4.00 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.30 Pointless Celebrities 6.15 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrity dance contest. Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present the weekend’s second live show full of Strictly sparkle, as nine more celebrities take to the floor for their dancing debuts. The judges can’t wait to critique the talent, and, by the end of the show, viewers will know who has the potential to go far in the competition and who will be worried that their time on Strictly could be a short-lived dream. The Viewers’ Vote doesn’t start for another week, but the judges’ scores will make up the first leader board, so it’s all to dance for. 7.45 Doctor Who See highlights. 8.35 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share £100,000, or one lucky player could take home the lot. Including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. 9.25 Casualty Hospital drama. Terror comes to Holby. 10.15 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 12.05am FILM: Mystery Road (2013) 2.00 BBC News 2.05 Weather For The Week Ahead 5.00 Formula 1 2015

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6.10am FILM: Journey Into Fear (1942) 7.20 FILM: Apache Territory (1958) 8.30 Formula 1: Rewind Rivalries 9.30 Racing Legends: Stirling Moss 10.30 Animal Park 11.00 More Creatures Great And Small 11.30 More Creatures Great And Small 12.00pm Great British Menu 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 1.30 Two Greedy Italians: Still Hungry 2.30 Coast 3.15 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure 6.15 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 6.45 Africa’s Fishing Leopards: Natural World See highlights. 7.45 Dad’s Army Wartime sitcom. The Home Guard are given full responsibility for the defence of Walmington-On-Sea for one week. 8.15 FILM: Midnight’s Child (1992) Starring Nancy Walker, Cotter Smith, Olivia d’Abo, Pierrette Grace. A made-for-TV thriller about overworked parents who come to regret hiring a Swedish au pair to look after their young daughter. Anna should be a gift from the gods - so why is Kate Cowan finding it so hard to like her? As her suspicions grow, Anna’s dark secret is revealed. 10.30 Cradle To Grave Sitcom. Whilst Spud wonders how to make his daughter’s wedding dreams come true, Danny’s loyalty to the school football team is tested. 11.00 Boy Meets Girl Comedy series. Tonight’s the night! Judy and Leo plan to spend their first night together as Tony and Pam are going away and Leo has conspired to get James out of the house too. 11.30 FILM: A Walk To Remember (2002) Starring Shane West, Mandy Moore, Peter Coyote, Daryl Hannah. Teen melodrama about a high school rebel and a geeky student. 1.05am FILM: Strawberry Fields (2012) 5.45 Countryfile

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.20 Horrid Henry 7.35 Adventure Time 8.00 Avengers Assemble 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Unforgettable Benny Hill 10.15 The X Factor 12.15pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 Downton Abbey 2.00 Rugby World Cup: Italy V Canada 4.30 Rugby World Cup: South Africa V Samoa 6.55 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Rugby World Cup: England V Wales It is the most anticipated game of the pool stages as England take on Wales at Twickenham. The loss of Leigh Halfpenny and Rhys Webb to injury on the eve of the tournament has undoubtedly affected the Welsh build-up, but in Sam Warburton, Alun Wyn Jones and George North coach Warren Gatland still has the core of the side that took Wales to the semi-finals four years ago. 10.20 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon hosts the classic game show. Let loose around three mystery celebrities’ houses, Keith unearths clues to the identities of the famous owners. Using their powers of observation and the assistance of the studio audience, can the all-star panel guess whose home it is? The panel this week are Coronation Street actor Antony Cotton, radio DJ Sara Cox and comedian Jimmy Carr. 11.20 ITV News; Weather 11.35 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith presents highlights of England’s crucial Pool A match against Wales from Twickenham. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.05am How I Met Your Mother 6.30 Challenge Weymouth 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 Come Dine With Me 11.25 Come Dine With Me 11.55 Come Dine With Me 12.25pm Come Dine With Me 12.55 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Channel 4 News 4.30 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.15 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 Location, Location, Location Property advice series with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. Kirstie is in the countryside surrounding Edinburgh with motor-mad Ian, who is more interested in finding the right shed for his collection of land rovers than somewhere to lay his head. 7.00 Celebrity Benchmark Celebrity version of the game show hosted by Paddy McGuinness. Ten celebrity ‘Benchmarkers’ help Jimmy Carr and Joey Essex go head-to-head at the start of the show to determine who will become the main contestant and compete on behalf of their chosen charity. 8.00 FILM: Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) Starring Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Sam Claflin. Action adventure offering a dark twist on the Brothers Grimm’s fairy tale. 10.30 FILM: Van Helsing (2004) Starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, David Wenham. Special effects-laden fantasy adventure. Outcast Van Helsing is charged with a mission to go to the shadowy world of Transylvania and vanquish the evil Count Dracula. 1.05am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.25 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble - Grandparents 5.15 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 7.55 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Cowboy Builders 11.30 Cowboy Builders 12.30pm Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 1.20 Columbo Cries Wolf 3.20 Columbo: Death Hits The Jackpot 5.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 7.10 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube channel of the same name, comprising a compilation of funny footage submitted by members of the public. 7.35 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Unscripted comedy clip show. 8.00 Now That’s Funny A brand new series showcasing the very best internet videos with a funny, familyfriendly hook. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights of all the day’s games. In the Championship, Fulham host QPR in a West London Derby, Brentford take on Sheffield Wednesday at Griffin Park and Derby County travel to MK Dons. 10.30 Stevie Wonder: An All-Star Grammy Salute In this celebratory two-hour special, an impressive superstar cast of 19 artists including Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and Ed Sheeran salute Stevie Wonder with songs from his stellar songbook. 12.15am The Gadget Show 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Spike Fight Night: BAMMA 4.50 Make It Big 5.20 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear: Best Of Series 22 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 FILM: The 51st State (2001) 11.25 Family Guy (x6) 1.40am Russell Howard’s Good News 2.10 Orphan Black 2.50 Orphan Black 3.05 People Time

7.00pm Operation Jericho 8.00 The Engine That Powers The World: Timeshift 9.00 Beck. See highlights. 10.30 A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley 11.30 Hot Chocolate At The BBC 12.30am Boogie Fever: A TOTP2 Disco Special 2.00 Nile Rodgers: The Hitmaker Remastered

1.05pm The X Factor 3.10 The Xtra Factor 4.15 Catchphrase 4.55 FILM: Nim’s Island (2008) 6.50 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005) 9.00 FILM: The Back-up Plan (2010) 11.15 Celebrity Juice: Ultimate #ThrowBackThursday Special 12.00am Safeword (x2)

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SUNDAY 27 Cider With Rosie BBC1, 8.30pm Put your feet up with this enchanting adaptation of Laurie Lee’s memoir of his childhood and adolescence in the Slad Valley during and after World War I. Starring Samantha Morton, June Whitfield and Annette Crosby – and none of them are even Rosie! Idyllic countryside, lovely story.

Downton Abbey ITV1, 9pm There is something to be said for knowing your place – and staying out of the kitchen if you’re used to being above stairs. Lady Mary, you know who you are! Cora and Violet clash over plans for the hospital takeover. And what starts out as a lovely day out for the family and servants ends in panic. Who forgot the ketchup?!

Rich Hall’s Inventing The Indian BBC4, 9pm Rich Hall is a clever bloke with a firm interest in American history. So who better to host a search into the true history of the Native American, comparing the depictions in film and literature to that in actual historical source material, whilst interviewing elders and experts? ‘Zactly!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Kick Out The Jams 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Arts Alive 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Latest Homes Live 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Football Fans Latest Bill travels between football grounds to get the opinions of the fans straight after the action. This week it's Albion v Hull. 7.00 The Easy Riders: Firestarter The Easy Riders continue to battle the elements as Danny John-Jules decides there's only one way to keep warm, but will the locals approve? 7.30 Latest News 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Football Fans 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Under The Radar: 5.30 Under The Radar

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9.00am The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Formula 1 2015 3.15 Eat Well For Less? 4.15 The Great British Bake Off 5.15 Points Of View 5.30 Songs Of Praise

6.05 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile Matt Baker and Ellie Harrison present Countryfile One Man and His Dog 2015. The best shepherding talent from England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales go head to head. 7.30 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce welcomes visitors to Broughton Castle near Banbury in Oxfordshire. An art nouveau vase that survived the Second World War in Ukraine catches the eye of ceramics specialist Will Farmer, but could it be the work of master craftsman Emile Galle? The team are charmed by a Georgian dolls house complete with period features and a Victorian baby bouncer said to have been used by the royal household. Pictures specialist Philip Mould hears about a tax inspector with a passion for art who was paid in paintings by several renowned modern artists. 8.30 Cider With Rosie See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.20 The Women’s Football Show Football series. 11.50 Imagine... Arts series presented by Alan Yentob. 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

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6.45am Gardeners’ World 7.15 The Beechgrove Garden 7.45 Match Of The Day 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 Great British Menu 11.15 Great British Menu 11.45 Great British Menu 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Homes Under The Hammer 2.00 Escape To The Continent 3.00 Cycling: World Road Championships 4.30 Flog It! 5.30 Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise 6.30 World’s Weirdest Events From the team who brought you Nature’s Weirdest Events comes a new series exploring the unexplained, the unexpected and the unidentifiable. 7.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off. 8.00 Top Gear: Best Of Series 22 Motoring magazine. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May star in a compilation of their finest moments from series 22. 9.00 Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week Series presented by Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff, in which 29 of the fittest men and women in the UK take part in gruelling tests used by some of the world’s harshest army regimes, in a search to find the UK’s toughest recruit. 10.00 Family Guy Animated series. 10.25 Family Guy Animated comedy about American family life. 10.45 Family Guy Animated comedy. 11.10 FILM: Youth In Revolt (2010) Starring Michael Cera, Portia Doubleday, Jean Smart, Zach Galifianakis. Quirky comedy set in suburban California in which highschooler Nick creates a rebellious French alter-ego to impress the girl of his dreams by committing increasingly criminal acts. 12.35am FILM: Love Like Poison (2010) 1.55 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.20 Horrid Henry 7.35 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.00 Avengers Assemble 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 Rugby World Cup: Australia V Uruguay 1.55pm Rugby World Cup: Scotland V USA 4.30 Rugby World Cup: Ireland V Romania 6.45 ITV News Meridian 6.55 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The X Factor The drama continues at Boot Camp as the contestants perform for the judges in a grand country house setting. At stake is a place in the next stage of the competition. If they succeed in impressing Nick Grimshaw, Rita Ora, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and Simon Cowell, the contestants will earn a place at the Six Chair Challenge and be one step closer to being crowned the X Factor 2015 winner. 9.00 Downton Abbey See highlights. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Rugby World Cup Highlights John Inverdale presents highlights of the Pool B clash between Scotland and USA. Also featuring action from Ireland’s match against Romania and Australia versus Uruguay, with analysis from David Flatman, Hugo Southwell and Geordan Murphy. 11.20 Perspectives: War Art With Eddie Redmayne Arts documentary series. Award-winning actor Eddie Redmayne, who studied history of art at Cambridge, takes an intensely emotional journey into the field of war art. 12.20am Murder, She Wrote 1.20 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.05 Volkswagen Racing Cup 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 FILM: Beaches (1988) 3.45 FILM: St Trinian’s 2: The Legend Of Fritton’s Gold (2009) 5.50 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.00 Time Crashers Time-travelling themed reality series with Sir Tony Robinson. 8.00 First Humans: The Cave Discovery Documentary. A look at an investigation in South Africa that has discovered the remains of an entirely new species of human ancestor. 9.00 This Is England ‘90 Follow-up miniseries to Shane Meadows’ award-winning This Is England ‘86 and ‘88. As autumn approaches and the days start to get darker, Lol has to take on an impossible task. 10.05 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which viewers open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 11.10 FILM: This Is 40 (2012) Starring Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, John Lithgow, Albert Brooks, Maude Apatow, Iris Apatow, Megan Fox. Comedy director Judd Apatow’s sortof sequel to Knocked Up. Five years since married couple Pete and Debbie watched Debbie’s sister go through a pregnancy crisis, the lively couple are facing a crisis of their own. 1.40am World Of Weird 2.40 Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.25 Location, Location, Location 5.20 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Tickety Toc 6.55 Chloe’s Closet 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.25 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 9.55 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.30 Football League Tonight 12.00pm Police Interceptors 12.55 Police Interceptors 1.55 FILM: 2012 (2009) 4.50 FILM: Planet Of The Apes (2001) 7.00 FILM: Jackie Chan’s The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) Starring Jet Li, Michael Angarano, Jackie Chan, Yifei Liu, Collin Chou and Juana Collignon. Action. A kung-fu obsessed American teenager goes on a magical journey to ancient China when he finds a golden staff belonging to the imprisoned Monkey King in a Boston pawnshop. Martial arts legends Jet Li and Jackie Chan meet in battle for the first time in this fantasy adventure. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Just Go With It (2011) Starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker, Nick Swardson, Dave Matthews. Romantic comedy. A plastic surgeon invents an elaborate scheme to win the heart of his dream woman by pretending to be getting a divorce, but the plan backfires. When his ideal date asks to meet his soon-to-be ex-wife, he ropes in his loyal assistant to play the part. 10.55 FILM: Welcome To The Jungle (2013) Starring Megan Boone, Rob Huebel, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Adam Brody, Kristen Schaal, Bianca Bree. Madcap comedy. 12.45am Tattoo Disasters: UK 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Transporter: The Series 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Futurama (x2) 10.00 Modern Family (x2) 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm One Hundred And Eighty! (x2) 2.00 Futurama (x8) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Forever (x3) 4.00 Nothing To Declare (x4)

7.00pm Formula 1 2015 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.35 Top Coppers 1.00 Fried 1.30 Orphan Black (x2) 3.00 Girls Can Code

7.00pm Arvo Part/Robert Wilson: The Lost Paradise 8.00 The Last Journey Of The Magna Carta King 9.00 Rich Hall’s Inventing The Indian. See highlights. 10.30 FILM: Ilo Ilo (2013) 12.05am Britain’s Most Fragile Treasure 1.05 Bought With Love: The Secret History Of British Art Collections

9.30am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.35pm Catchphrase: Celebrity Special 1.35 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 3.10 FILM: Nim’s Island (2008) 5.05 FILM: The Polar Express (2004) 7.00 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: 300 (2006) 12.20am Viral Tap 1.05 Reality Bites

8.15am Heartbeat (x2) 10.20 Sherlock Holmes: The Eligible Bachelor 12.35pm Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide 2.30 Foyle’s War (x3) 9.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.35 City Lights 11.35 Wycliffe 1.15am FILM: Ooh... You Are Awful! (1972)

12.30pm FILM: Horton Hears A Who (2008) 2.15 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.30 Couples Come Dine With Me 3.30 Couples Come Dine With Me 4.30 Bad(ish) Robots 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 FILM: Star Trek (2009) 10.30 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.30 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.35am Rude Tube

11.00am Titchmarsh On Capability Brown 12.05pm Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 1.10 Gadget Man (x3) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 Two Million Year Old Boy 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Man Without A Star (1955) 1.00pm City Of Ember (2008) 2.55 Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 4.40 Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (2008) 6.30 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 Kingdom Of Heaven (2005) 12.45am Lesson Of The Evil (2012)

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MONDAY 28 The Gadget Show Channel Five, 7pm So many toys! They may not all be called ‘toys’ but we know that’s what they are really. Jon Bentley, Jason Bradbury, Ortis Deley and Amy Williams get to grips with curved televisions – are they worth the price? – reallife hoverboards – it is Back To The Future year – and behind the scenes at Slow Mo Guys HQ.

All Change At Longleat BBC1, 9pm Last night was Downton, tonight you get the chance to see what it’s really like for a family and the people who work for them to coexist in a fabulous house. It’s taken a year to start the renovations on the grand staircase... but nobody remembered to let Lord Bath know it was gonna happen.

KKK: The Fight For White Supremacy BBC3, 9pm History books can be more terrifying than any horror story, recent history all the more chilling without the distance of time. This documentary looks at the state of play in America of one of recent history’s most alarming movements. And it’s still happening.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Football Fans 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Easy Riders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 Football Fans 2.30 Football Fans 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Kick Out The Jams 5.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Football Fans Latest Bill travels between football grounds to get the opinions of the fans straight after the action. 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Lidköping in Sweden and Borde Hill, Sussex 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Football Fans 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Natalie Graham discovers how postal employees are protecting the vulnerable from postal scams. And Robin Gibston meets the survivors of the IRA bombing of a Maidstone pub 40 years ago. 8.00 EastEnders It’s judgement day for Max as his fate is about to be sealed - will he be convicted for a murder he didn’t commit, or will justice prevail? After contemplating Robbie’s offer, Carol makes a decision. 8.30 Panorama Current affairs. 9.00 All Change At Longleat See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, Beyonce And Pearl Jam At The Global Citizen Festival Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, Beyonce and Pearl Jam at the Global Citizen Festival. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45 Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.10 The Rockford Files 2.00 Cycling: World Road Championships 3.30 A Taste Of Britain 4.00 Best Bakes Ever 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball is back to give the lowdown on the new series of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 This Wild Life Series following the ups and downs of a family who have moved to Samburu National Reserve in Kenya. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 University Challenge It’s a contest between Clare College, Cambridge, and the University of Warwick for a place in the second round. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show. 9.00 Countdown To Life: The Extraordinary Making Of You In the last of the series, Michael charts the final months of life in the womb, when cartilage hardens to form the skeleton. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests James Acaster, Gary Delaney, Zoe Lyons and Josh Widdicombe. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Today At Conference Andrew Neil presents highlights of the Liberal Democrats’ annual conference. 11.45 Top Gear: Best Of Series 22 12.45am Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 1.45 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are?

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Suspicions are raised following the shooting. 7.30 Coronation Street The Platts live in fear. Cathy has an art attack. 8.00 Britain As Seen On ITV In celebration of 60 years of ITV, six decades of British life are recalled through archive footage, telling the story of the nation in a mosaic of clips from news programmes and documentaries. 8.30 Coronation Street The Platts try to focus on the future. 9.00 Doc Martin Drama series about a curmudgeonly country doctor and his patients in Cornwall. Louisa and Martin have their first therapy session together, but neither of them was expecting to be given homework. Louisa is surprised when Martin agrees to let schoolboy Peter Cronk do work experience at the surgery but Morwenna is not quite so happy about it when Peter starts trying to boss her around. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Piers Morgan chats to John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols - about his remarkable life and career. 11.45 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble Grandparents 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Panic-stricken Leela begs a villager to keep her secret. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie’s Super Food Jamie Oliver travels to some of the healthiest places in the world to uncover the secrets of how people there live longer and healthier lives. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover the truth about our food. Kate visits California to find out why she’s paying for pistachios that she can’t crack open and eat. 9.00 The Catch Documentary series following deep sea fishing crews as they carry out their dangerous work in rough waters. The Govenek of Ladram has been docked in the harbour for seven weeks undergoing a complete refit. It’s time to get back out to sea and start paying the bills. 10.00 Sex Diaries: Webcam Couples This programme meets the real couples in real relationships who broadcast their sex lives on the internet as part of an extraordinary online phenomenon. 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. 12.10am Hunted 1.05 This Is England ‘90 2.00 Battu’s Bioscope 3.10 Grand Designs Australia 4.05 You Deserve This House 5.05 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Yorkshire Vet 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: The Deadly Dress: Garage Sale Mystery 4 (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ricky and Phoebe are told that Kyle has severe bruising on the brain, and it could be fatal. In Phoebe’s absence ash looks after Casey, but realises he is unsure about the becoming a dad. Kyle admits the poker game was illegal, and he is being charged. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show See highlights. 8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland. Kev Salter and Ian Squire hunt for a man roaming the late-night streets with a machete. The driver of a feisty Fiesta makes off from the cops and takes the pursuit off-road. 9.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Amy Winehouse Documentary in which forensic physician Dr Jason Payne-James pieces together the last days of singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse, who died of alcohol poisoning at the age of 27. 10.00 Most Shocking Moments In Pop Entertainment show counting down the most outrageous stars and events from the past five decades of pop. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Trollied 9.30 Moone Boy 10.00 Mount Pleasant 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 KKK: The Fight For White Supremacy. See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 KKK: The Fight For White Supremacy 1.25 Orphan Black (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Saints And Sinners: Britain’s Millennium Of Monasteries 9.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds 10.00 A Syrian Love Story - Storyville 11.15 Brick By Brick: Rebuilding Our Past 12.15am Egypt’s Lost Cities

2.10pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 11.55 Celebrity Juice: Ultimate #ThrowBackThursday Special 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Women Behind Bars With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.15am Trial And Retribution (x2)

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Baby Daddy 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Young, Free & Single: Live 11.05 Gogglebox 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

2.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 6.50 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 The World’s Most Extreme 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Crash Dive (1943) 1.10pm High Noon (1952) 2.55 Doctor In Clover (1965) 5.00 Murphy’s War (1971) 7.10 Legend (1985) 9.00 Robin Hood (2010) 11.45 Maniac (2012) 1.30am The Ghost (2009)