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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Reasons To Be Pretty

Greg has a problem. His girlfriend, Steph, is livid because of a comment he made – and he can't quite remember what it was. It must have been bad, but he remembers thinking he was paying her a compliment. In a viciously honest comedy about real lives and the reality of being in love, one thing Greg does know: he is in for one whole heap of trouble. New Venture Theatre, 13–21 November 2015, £10/9/7, www.newventure.org.uk

Dane Baptiste – Reasonable Doubts

Fosters Comedy Award 2014 Best Newcomer nominee and Chortle Awards 2015 Best Newcomer nominee Dane Baptiste hits the road with his first UK national tour. Komedia, 10 March 2015, £12.50, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

Chris Ramsey – All Growed Up

Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee, star of BBC2’s Hebburn, Celebrity Juice regular and the man who once got pizza delivered to a moving train; Chris Ramsey announces All Growed Up; a brand new show. Worthing Assembly Hall, 15 October, £19, worthingtheatres.co.uk

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hat do you want to be when you grow up? The first thing I remember hoping to be when bigger was a fairy. I think I was about three or four years old and already I had an inkling that it might be tricky, as I hadn’t actually seen any. My fallback was to be a butterfly. The wings must’ve been the most important aspect, but I do remember feeling the compromise hard – with the hope I wouldn’t have to make it. My brother wanted to be a toyshop keeper. Clearly his aptitude for strategy was already in place as he imagined all of the playthings that would make up his domain. Ambition, when you’re small, is limited to the breadth of your own experience of what exists (or what could exist if you screw up your eyes and believe really hard). There’s also the sneaky suspicion that ‘grownups’ might be something of a myth themselves, as friends suddenly become parents and bosses too. And if you’ve ever spent an evening in a pub with a medical student you’ll never be able to regain that unconditional belief in the infallibility of the medical profession. So concessions are made. And fallibilities allowed for. In yourself as well as others – remember that one when you’re beating yourself up for not writing the next great opus or number one hit. My other ambitions over the years have included moving to Brighton, owning my own home, going on a ‘proper’ date, and making my own bread. So far so good, but until recently there hadn’t been a proper “when I grow up I want to be...” moment for quite some time. Until the other day. When I was flicking through the iPlayer Radio app and something caught my eye and I had an epiphany. When I grow up I want to be Sheila Hancock. No fallback or extra-strong believing muscles necessary this time.

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Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Christmas excursions

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ou know it’s been a good season of Celebrity Big Brother when the spin-off show has to stop transmitting live because someone from regular non-famous Big Brother circa 2006 decides it's appropriate to hurl a champagne flute across the studio at an American exhousemate wearing a tiara. I'm starting to wonder how the producers manage to keep this wonderfulness up! Part of me thinks they actually sit the contestants down in a room together before the show starts, where everyone actually gets on quite well, and map out a story arc. Like "on day 9 Bobby, you tell Farrah that no amount of lip gloss can mask her ugly soul"; or "on day 27, Austin, you realise that you are actually in love with James." Having said that, I actually don't think they need to do this. The reason Celebrity Big Brother is twelve thousand times more entertaining than regular Big Brother is because famous people are slightly detached mentally. People in the public eye/in the media/from Hollywood/on stage/whatever else they do have gotten themselves into that career or lifestyle because they have crazy running through their veins already. Anyone in the industry doesn't need to act – they'll be dramatic, horrendous, hilariously outspoken and inappropriate by themselves. This is why they're famous. Although I think that what happened on Bit On The Side last week was a Big Brother first. Basically, the one from 2006 decided to get all up in the one from 16 and Pregnant’s grill because she slagged off the one from the cover of Nuts Magazine on a previous episode. So naturally she deserved a glass in the face. What totally sucked was that the show went off air just as Aisleyne The Offender was reaching tantalisingly for the champagne flute. I believe Janice Dickinson and Jenna Jameson were actually smiling quite sweetly sat in-between them before the incident actually happened. But to the chagrin of the viewers at home, the camera cut out and what followed apparently was a full on bar fight with chairs and further flutes

The show went off air just as Aisleyne The Offender was reaching tantalisingly for the champagne flute

being launched around like it was Christmas. I'd like to hope that the three American celebrities were tag-teaming Aisleyne The Chucker given that all Farrah did was call her a hag – a badge that many women on reality TV wear oh so proudly. On the next evening's episode, Rylan made the following comment on the matter: "As you may know last night's episode was interrupted because of events on the show and those events weren't shown on the show." Who wrote that auto-cue script? Show, shown, show? No, no, no! Anyway, James from The Apprentice won which was nice for him given that he didn't win The Apprentice. What a jolly nice chap he is. I see a 2016 calendar in his future. Favourite quote from the series: Chloe-Jasmine: (On pouring cheesy, soppy, yellow goo all over each other for a task) "This reminds me of the time we went to the Harvester!" Andrew Bullock is a producer, presenter and writer. You can read more at www.drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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Dr Caroline Oprandi Keeping you up to date with science and technology at PACA everal years back when I was studying at the University of Brighton I had to purchase textbooks related to the UK’s GCSE and A Level Science national curriculum. However, it was rather annoying to discover that I soon had to purchase yet more books from the publisher Nelson Thornes because the textbooks had become outdated due to the changing AQA Examination Board specifications. AQA state on their website: “Many educational books and digital resources are published each year to support new specifications and it can be a challenge for teachers to find the right resource for their students.” It then occurred to me that whoever owns Nelson Thornes (now sold) must be making vast sums of money out of the changes in the national curriculum since schools will need to update their textbooks regularly. After a bit of research I found out that Nelson Thornes were in fact owned by the group: Infinitas Learning. Infinitas Learning itself is a portfolio company owned by the Hedge Fund Management Group Bridgepoint. This is what Bridgepoint have to say about Infinitas Learning: “Infinitas offers bundled packages of content such as textbooks, teaching aids, testing and assessment tools and revision aids in both electronic and traditional format. With strong brands and market leadership positions in the markets in which it operates, Infinitas represents a strategic platform from which to consolidate a growing sector supported by increased government spending on education and curriculum changes. There are also increased growth opportunities in the e-learning, supplemental materials and testing and assessment segments.” The other major exam board is Edexcel, owned by Pearson. It’s no surprise then, that in order to get the best Edexcel grades you will need to buy Pearson books. Nelson Thornes has been sold to Oxford University Press. The review of the merger by the Office of Fair Trading had this to say in the report: “So the upshot is that with the forever changing exam board requirements schools have to update their textbooks regularly. In secondary schools, curriculum changes affect the content that schools and exam boards must cover. The extent of the change will determine whether new resources are needed.” A few years back Oxford University Press was ordered to pay nearly £1.9m after two subsidiary companies bribed government officials for contracts to supply school textbooks in East Africa. Supplying textbooks to schools has obviously become a very lucrative business. The national curriculum was first introduced for state schools in 1988 to ensure that state schools of all local education authorities have a common curriculum and furthermore enabled the compilation of league tables. The league tables were then intended to encourage parents to choose schools based on their measured ability to teach the national curriculum. The national curriculum does not apply to independent schools. Brighton College has this to say about the national curriculum: “The college is not obliged to follow the national curriculum and chooses not to. We believe that our own innovative and imaginative curriculum better prepares children for GCSEs, A Levels and beyond.” Portslade Aldridge Community Academy (PACA) is a college offering sixth form, 11-16 years, youth centre, adult learning, community education, sports centre and pre-school. Find out more at www.paca.uk.com

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lthough the summer season has disappeared, the festive season is soon to be upon us. If you didn’t know already, we at Brighton & Hove run regular coaching trips all over the country to some of the most famous British locales so it’s the ideal time to think about Christmas excursions. While you’re wistfully remembering the holidays of summer past and looking forward to those in the future, why not use the time at present to book a trip to the historic Rochester Dickens Festival? The town has a Christmas extravaganza with street entertainment, musicians and costumed characters performing for you. With marvellous parades, processions and magical stalls filled with Christmas fare, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the world of A Christmas Carol! If a shopping spree is more your style, we have three trips up to markets and shopping centres where you can get your presents. First up is our London Christmas Shopping trip – shop until you drop in fantastic name brand stores such as Selfridges, John Lewis, Liberty’s and of course the world famous Harrods. For something more traditional, head to the Winchester Christmas Market where the city is transformed into a German inspired Christmas bazaar. Check out the rustic wooden chalets, the festive foods and decorations and enjoy a skate on the open air ice rink to really get into the Christmas spirit! And if beauty, splendour and extravagance are what you’re looking

You’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the world of A Christmas Carol

for, we have trips to iconic historical buildings that have been remade for the holidays. Just one of these is our Isle of Wight Osbourne House Christmas trip – get an intimate glimpse into Queen Victoria’s family life at Osborne House, given a special festive theme this Christmas. To find out details and book tickets for all these Christmas days out and other excursions, head to our website at bookings.buses.co.uk

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Stephen Hough opens the classical season at Brighton Dome

outh Downs food and drink was celebrated with the regional launch of British Food Fortnight, when the team behind southdownsfood.org brought together over 120 leading lights in the industry and media at the Rathfinny Estate in East Sussex. Tying in with the harvest festival, British Food Fortnight is the biggest annual, national celebration of the country’s food and drink and is a chance for farmers, producers and sellers to shout about the delicious food and drink they produce and for us to show them our support by tucking into it.

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he classical season at the Dome begins here, with the Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra's 91st season and a world famous pianist in Stephen Hough. Hough recently played a unique concert at Glyndebourne as part of the Brighton Festival and has been described as "sounding like no one else" and possessing "the most perfect piano playing conceivable" according to the Guardian. Hough will be showcasing his ability and range (see his version of Rachmaninoff's Paganini Rhapsody on youtube for a more technically demanding exhibition) with Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 1. As is often noted, Beethoven's 'first' piano concerto is in fact the second he wrote, but was the first to be published. Beethoven is always thrillingly melodic and emotionally sweeping in his pieces and is therefore a great place for someone new to classical music to start. The first half features works from two Russian composers, including Tchaikovsky's 'Francesca da Rimini' tone poem, or symphonic poem as it is sometimes known. These are normally one movement and are often beautiful, expressive pieces on a theme, in this case regarding a damned couple locked in a permanent embrace in Dante's Inferno. The piece is alternately brooding, passionate, desperate and intricately orchestrated. The second Russian work is a more immediately pretty number, Vasily Kalinnikov's Symphony No. 1. Kalinnikov was highly respected by Tchaikovsky and his reputation was established by this piece, although sadly only after his death. The second 'Andante commodamente' movement (meaning moderately slow, comfortably) opens gently, conjuring pastoral, peaceful imagery with a prominent harp part. I'm surprised it hasn't been pilfered by more films or TV shows in fact, and should be stunning to witness live. We should be proud that we have our own orchestra, and it also makes for a great day out at the Dome. The value for money is astonishing; at the time of writing one can buy tickets in the centre stalls for £1 child, £8.25 student/nus/under 18/job seekers at 50% discount and £16.50 full price adult. If you're a student, you are lucky enough to see a stunning orchestra live in a fantastic sounding room for about the same price as a cinema ticket. It's always worth looking at the Dome's website carefully, phoning, or asking in person at the ticket office near the Theatre Royal to see what the best seating deal is for you. The centre stalls tickets I mentioned for example are quite near the stage and are cheaper than some seats further back, which might seem odd to some. This is because many classical music fans prefer the sound further back in a room, but I personally think there's something to be said for being close to the action. You feel the intensity of the playing, the weighted glances, quick page turning, theatrical bowing, musical head bobbing and lots more. If you would like to make more of a day of it then you can see presenter Peter Back interview one of the performers before the concert for an insight into the music and life of a musician. Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Sunday 11 October, from £11.50 full price, www.brightondome.org Pre-concert interview, Education Pavilion, 1.45pm, £3.75

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Sheep’s milk and Friezee – from Top Paddock Dairy, near Horsham

One of the best kept secrets in the region was revealed, coinciding with an appearance of their produce on Channel 4’s Food Unwrapped on the same evening. Top Paddock Dairy produce pasteurised bottled sheep milk & Friezee sheep milk ice cream, described as “n'ewe'tritious & delicious”. Said Matt van der Borgh, “Not only is sheep milk as delicious as gold top cow’s milk, it also has a raft of health benefits and most people with dairy intolerance are able to enjoy sheep milk too.” Their Friezee ice cream is already proving to be very popular across the South East. www.sheepdairy.co.uk

World beating South Downs sparkling wine on the menu

Some of the region’s top sparkling wine makers were also on hand to offer tutored tastings with Ridgeview, Bluebell, Bolney and Plumpton showcasing their awardwinning bubbly. The makers will be leading the way at the International Cool Climate Wine Symposium next year, being hosted in the UK for the first time, in Brighton on 26-28 May 2016. The event will bring together the world’s leading producers and experts in cool climate viticulture, winemaking, research and promotion. Rathfinny Estate near Alfriston, hosted the evening at their stunning tasting rooms. The estate was established in 2010 in the South Downs of Sussex, one of England’s exceptional natural landscapes, with the express intention of producing some of the world’s best sparkling wine. www.rathfinnyestate.com

Recent Dragon’s Den success showcases Raw Chocolate

Linus Gorpe, founder of the Raw Chocolate Company who recently won investment from Deborah Meadon on BBC Dragon’s Den, showcased his delicious chocolate at the South Downs Launch of British Food Fortnight. During the course of the programme, the company’s website had an astounding 1.4 million hits, and over a month’s worth of orders two hours later. www.therawchocolatecompany.com

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HEART BYRNE Ed Byrne chats with Victoria Nangle about mountain climbing, comic taboos & teleporting to New Zealand

How do, Ed – How’s today treating you? Today was a good one. Woke up at a friend’s house in Frinton-on-Sea. Took some sea air with the kids. Then had lunch with my cousin somewhere in Hertfordshire then went to London to interview Al Murray for a show for Radio 4. Busy!

I’m very fond of New Zealand. Its landscape is like the Scottish Highlands turned up to 15. A portal from my back garden to Arthur’s Pass in NZ would be pretty sweet.

Similarly, a comic could tackle something quite lightweight yet still manage to come across as an insensitive arsehole. Do you ever get a story that burns a hole in your comedian’s pocket but you can’t find a place to use? Not really. Sometimes an idea can be kicking around my head that takes years to turn into a usable joke. I had a story in my show Crowd Pleaser, about meeting an actor called Paul Winfield. The incident occurred in 1998. I didn’t figure out a way to make it funny until 10 years later. Similarly, there’s a story in this new show about something that happened to me in Boston back in 2004. It can sometimes take a very long time for an idea to coalesce into a usable bit of stand up. Other times, you think of an idea in the afternoon, try it out that night and BAM. Instant new bit.

The new show is called ‘Outside Looking In’. That’s quite mysterious. Are you really still the outsider with such a successful career? The title refers to the fact that, as a comic, I sometimes feel that rather than living my life the way other people do, I’m watching how people live their lives and talking about it on stage. I sometimes feel like an observer, a spectator, rather than a participant. You’ve spent the last couple of years utilising your passion for the outdoors as a TV presenter on the likes of ‘Dangerous Roads’ and ‘Dara & Ed’s Big Adventure’. Does this translate to your home life too, with your kids seizing on adventures every school holiday? I’m trying to get my kids into the outdoors. Camping, canoeing, hiking, skiing, all that sort of thing. At the moment they’re only very young and the trick is not to put them off by pushing them too hard. At the moment they seem pretty enthusiastic, though.

What is your process for writing a new show? I really don’t have one. See above!

A comic could tackle something quite lightweight yet still manage to come across as an insensitive arsehole

Having achieved such remarkable feats as climbing Mount Blanc – twice – what still calls to you as a challenge, if anything? In fairness, I didn’t make it to the top of Mont Blanc the second time. That’s a mountain I’d like to tackle again. It still feels a bit like unfinished business. The ongoing challenge I’m enjoying is the Scottish Munros. There’s 282 of them and so far I’ve climbed 75. Hopefully that number will rise while I’m in Edinburgh this August. Is there a game plan to meet it, and what is that game plan? There’s no game plan. Having two small kids means finding the time is the hardest part. much harder than slogging up a hillside in torrential rain.

If you had a teleportation device that could only be rooted between two places in the world, but could zap you there in an instance, which two places would you connect and why?

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The adventures sound marvellous. As an observational comedian you must simply be hoovering up material for each show, as you see so much of the world that so few get to observe first hand. Are there any taboos for you as to what you’ll talk about on stage, both from a personal and from an internationally political one, considering the places you go? I used to talk more about my travels around the world. Nowadays my stuff comes from more personal stuff that happens to me. I’m more likely to get a good bit of stand up out of a visit to my doctor than a visit to a mexican wrestling match. As regards taboos, I don’t think it’s possible to write off any subject. What matters is how you tackle that subject. A comic can joke about the most horrendous subject but the joke could still have a moral centre that justifies it.

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As someone who is creative, what are your biggest distractions when you’re trying to write/create, and how do you battle them? Watching TV is my greatest distraction. The main problem is I can always rationalise my TV watching as “research”. If you could have any super power what would it be and what would be the first adventure you would have with it? I’ve always fancied the ability to stop time. I know that if I could do it, though, I’d mainly use it for quite mundane things like cheating at quizzes and getting more sleep. What question should I have asked you that I foolishly overlooked? You’ve been very thorough. Congratulations! Ed Byrne – Outside, Looking In, Brighton Dome, Corn Exchange, Friday 16 October 2015, £20.50, brightoncomedyfestival.com

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...on your vote! Brighton & Hove City Council reminds you to fill out your enquiry form

righton & Hove City Council is reminding residents that they have just a few weeks left to complete their household enquiry form, which they should have received. Canvassers are visiting residents who have not yet responded to urge them to return their forms so that they do not lose their right to vote. Residents are being asked to check that the information preprinted on the form is correct – and if it’s not to give the council the correct information. The aim is to ensure that the electoral register is up to date and to identify any residents who are not registered so that they can be encouraged to do so. The council’s electoral services manager, Claire Wardle, said: “You cannot vote if you are not registered. “To make sure you can have your say in any elections next year, simply check the form when it arrives and return it to us as quickly

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as possible. “It should only take you a minute or two. “With Police and Crime Commissioner elections taking place across Sussex in May 2016, this is a chance for residents to make sure that it will be easy for

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to do this. “Or you can simply go online to apply to register at www.gov.uk/register-to-vote “It’s particularly important for anyone who has moved address recently to check whether they are registered. “Research indicates that nationally recent home movers are far less likely to be registered than those that have lived at the same address for a long time.

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“The same research indicates that whilst almost 95% of outright home owners are registered, this is the case for only 63% of private renters.” If you have any questions about registering to vote, please: Email electors@brightonhove.gov.uk Phone the council’s electoral services team on 01273 291999, or Write to Electoral Services, Town Hall, Brighton, BN1 1JA.

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HARRINGTONS LETTINGS VOTED GOLD AWARD FOR CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE arringtons Lettings are one of the largest independent specialists in Brighton who have been established since 1993. Harringtons Lettings has been an integral part of the business community in Brighton and Hove for in excess of 22 years. Originally set up by Mark Harrington it is now run by Aston McLennan and his award winning team. The administration team has recently been voted Gold Award for Customer experience by Letting Agents in 2015. They value honest communication and will not patronise you with false smiles and sales chat but you can expect genuine advice and practical guidance based on how to let your property and expertise on local insight. They have recently expanded their portfolio not only to include the Brighton and Hove area but a substantial amount of student property and throughout Sussex. They take time to get to know their landlords and always keep them informed. Having had probably the most successful year in their history they are currently looking for more landlords to

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satisfy the ongoing demand they have from their tenant database. They have a unique way of advertising your property to include professional photography and open days. Their advertising is second to none and unlike other agents they only concentrate on lettings, not sales. Their primary aim is to ensure the highest level of customer care whilst providing a professional and tailored service to suit each individual need. They deal with properties from small studios up to substantial private homes. The recent changes in the law for letting landlords has meant that many landlords don’t understand the requirements they have to carry out on a day by day basis. One of the most important things that Harringtons Lettings prides itself on is being up to date with the law and providing landlords with

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constant information sheets or advice on what they should be doing in future. If you have an independent valuation you would like to have carried out please do not hesitate to contact Aston McLennan on (01273) 724000. www.harringtonslettings.co.uk

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CHEKHOV AT CHICHESTER Three of the revered playwright’s early plays round off Festival 2015

nna Chancellor, James McArdle, Samuel West and Nina Sosanya are among the 23-strong ensemble in a major season of Anton Chekhov’s early plays – The Seagull, Ivanov and Platonov – that opened last week at Chichester Festival Theatre. Each of the three plays can be seen as a single performance or they can be enjoyed as one event, either over different days or as one intense theatrical experience on Trilogy Days. With £10 tickets available across the Young Chekhov season, audiences can see all three plays for as little as £30. This season within a season is anchored by a trio of talent – Chekhov himself, playwright David Hare, and director Jonathan Kent, returning to Chichester following his triumphant production of Gypsy in Festival 2014. Young Chekhov reunites Kent and Hare who have previously collaborated on productions for the Almeida Theatre. These three plays, written when Anton Chekhov was young, offer a new perspective on the dramatist,

revealing a youthful anger and romanticism that is very different to his mature, more familiar work. The central character in Platonov is a debt-ridden schoolteacher who is about to lose his home, yet remains irresistible to women. This freewheeling comedy set in the middle of nowhere explores the traps of conventionality and moral hypocrisy. Nikolai Ivanov is a councillor and landowner who has tried to live in a bold new way, taking risks in everything from business to romance. Now his estate is failing and his wife is dangerously ill. Ivanov is an angry and outspoken satire, full of a passion that Chekhov would forego in his later plays. In The Seagull, a bold new play by a young writer is about to be staged. What happens during the performance, and in the days that follow it, will change the lives of everyone involved. The best known of the Young Chekhov trilogy is a meditation on love and art that’s both comic and tragic. Three plays. 23 Actors. 50 roles.

Nina Sosanya, James McArdle & Joshua James Anna Chancellor

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Join in for the final production of Festival 2015, and see these blazing dramas performed together for the first time ever. This is Chekhov as you’ve never seen it before.

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ow! The Brighton Comedy Festival kicks off with a bang this week with the Opening Night Gala, on Friday, showcasing some of the best talent to come to town and offering up glimpses of some of the shows to come in the next few weeks, followed by Saturday night’s Best Of The Fest with a further smorgasbord of comedy funmeisters. Every Saturday in the Brighton Comedy Festival offers up this chance to feast on a tasty tapas of some of the best comedians in the country. We have three pairs of tickets to be won to Best Of The Fest on Saturday 17 October at Brighton Dome’s Concert Hall. It’ll be a fabulous lineup, including this year’s Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer prize winner – Sophie Hagen. To be in with a chance of being one of our three lucky winners who’ll be able to take their best friend to lap up the laughs, simply answer this question:

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BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384 CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444 CAFE CHILLI Cafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes, but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic green curry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With a varied wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone. Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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MR PREDICTABLE e recently reviewed the Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg starring American Ultra on MovieLine and – for once! – Joseph and I were in complete agreement. Whilst the lead actors were perfect for their roles and had great chemistry together, the script sorely let them down. The premise of the film saw Eisenberg’s stoner, who was actually a yetto-be-activated government sleeper agent, be deemed a liability and targeted for extermination. Stewart played his stoner girlfriend, who didn’t actually get much to do other than play off Eisenberg with some great one-liners and... get kidnapped. Because clearly, that is a completely novel concept for the ‘girlfriend’ role! We didn’t rate the film highly on MovieLine and almost all other film critics agreed, seeing the film do poorly at the box office. Max Landis, American Ultra’s screenwriter, previously best known for Chronicle (2012) – a found footage film about teenagers with superpowers – did not take the low audience numbers well. “Is trying to make original movies in a big way just not a valid career path anymore?”, Landis raged on Twitter. “Are original ideas over?” The film, as you have probably already worked out, is a cross between Zombieland and The Manchurian Candidate, but not half as good as either. Landis’ latest film, Mr Right, screened at last month’s Toronto Film Festival looks to also be proving that yes, original ideas really are over. Another hitman action/comedy: this time with a breakdancing killer (Sam Rockwell) romancing a ‘kooky’ Manic Pixie Dream Girl (Anna Kendrick). Just like American Ultra, he is a stoner who only kills the people who employ him, but this time his love interest is weird and peppy. Which is not to say that Anna Kendrick is anything other than wonderful, of course! But this film is quite clearly Grosse Point Blank crossed with Dexter. The film must have been intended as a screwball comedy but whilst both actors give it their best shot it is more than just the 16-year age gap that grates. There is a cute meet, in a corner shop where Mr Right’s lightning quick reflexes manage to save a rack of condoms from hitting the floor, and the dialogue is cheesy, mixed with ‘vulgar-so-it-must-befunny’ failed punchlines. Throw in a homoerotic relationship between the baddies’ henchmen, a hitman using Tai Chi to beat everyone and flashy yet deadened editing and… it’s a film you’ve seen a thousand times before. Not even setting the film in New Orleans could possibly give it any colour. Blockbuster cinema certainly is in need of new ideas. You can probably guess how the film ends already and now you don’t need to sit through it! We watch all the new releases at MovieLine so we can tell you what to miss and what to rush to the cinema to see. Tune in this Wednesday at 6.30pm on Latest TV for this week’s reviews. For more reviews, subscribe to my YouTube channel, MissJessicaKH and watch Latest TV’s film review show MovieLine, every Wednesday at 6.30pm and repeated through the week. Check listings in this magazine for more!

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ANDREW KAY LET’S DANCE The body is weak but the spirit is willing

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h how I love to dance. I love to simply let rip on a dance floor and feel the music flow through my body. Of course these days it takes some pretty full on arrangements and orchestrations to reach my tubby, late middle aged extremities – and even if it does get there the restrictions of being un-exercised and goutridden have taken their toll. Once upon a time I would be first up, well that’s not entirely true, once upon a time before that once upon I time that I had leapt to I would hover nervously at the edges of parties and school discos, terrified of setting foot anywhere near a dance floor. The once upon a time that I mean came a little later when I had left school and headed off to Chelsea School of Art. That summer I went to Guernsey in the Channel Islands to work in a hotel for the season. I was a waiter, commis chef and barman and life had never seemed so good. I learnt how to do silver service, pour wine, make egg mayonnaise, spend money and drink – oh how we drank. Well this was Guernsey and a single whisky was about 28p, can you imagine. Of course that was all relative as my weekly wage was £16. Still, after years of £1 pocket money and terrible saturday job pay (19p an hour) it was a prince’s ransom. Back then the licensing laws prevented you from opening a bar in Guernsey on Sundays so it was a dry day, except if you knew where to go – and we knew. At the end of my shift, around 9pm, I would shed my drip dry white short, elasticated dickie and Stayprest black trousers and don my civvies. Then a few of us would make the track over to Ronnie Ronalde’s Hotel where we would take advantage of his special license in the Viennese Ballroom. I know, hardly the place to look for a fashionable 18 year old – but we could drink! It was the early ‘70s and we should have all been in a trendy club but here we were, waltzing around this extraordinarily chintzy place to the cool vibes of a three piece band, guitar, organ and drums. I will never forget that drummer, it’s hard to describe how he did it but if you spot me in the street then ask and I will

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demonstrate, I really do not mind. The residents of Mr Ronalde’s hotel were, should we say stately. I mean even today I would be in the lower age bracket in the room. There was though something really charming about this room of elderly guests swaying in time to the band and gliding clockwise around the ornate room. The experience did have its dangers though. I could at that time perform an adequate waltz thanks to the efforts of mum, but I was certainly not good enough to deal with the requests of some of the game old ladies who would ask us to dance. Once out on the floor they would expect far more than my mediocre three beat shuffle, oh no, they wanted to dip and reverse and sooooo much more. I did a lot of excusing myself and dashing off to the loos to escape. The other danger was the lit cigarette. It was a pretty standard accessory for the ladies to dance with a fag in their hand or in the corner of their mouth. As they swished around, incendiary device in hand, they would often catch you on the arm or the cheek even and we often returned to our garden shed home with burns. Yes I lived in a shed! Later that summer I started at art school. Chelsea was the very height of fashionable and to be fashionable then meant doing fashionable stuff – and that included dancing. Chelsea had great parties, I was at one of the early Sex Pistols gigs there and we had themed balls too, a fabulous Glen Miller style band once to which I wore a sailors outfit and danced with my friend Joy. Joy was wearing a powder blue period strapless gown borrowed from her

mother and very pretty it was too. I was a pretty decent dancer by this point and I spun her around and around, throwing her out at arm’s length then drawing her back in close. We cut quite a figure on that dance floor that night. That is until I rather over enthusiastically spun her away and then back. Joy moved with elegance but sadly the dress did not and failed to return at the same speed. Of course this meant that the cups were displaced and sent off centre revealing Joy’s rather fabulous upper half in a manner that we had not intended. I drew her quickly into my chest but it was too late and we got a rather unexpected round of applause before she could adjust her apparel and her dignity. As I head towards 60 I marvel at the music of my days, the dances that we danced. We jived and jitterbugged through the seventies American nostalgia boom, swayed to Roxy Music and posed to the weird warblings of the new romantics. I did a bit of pogoing too but not much as it was hard to make it look good whilst avoiding being spat on. Then came disco and wild nights where we never left the dance floor – how those clubs made any money at the bar I will never know as we danced until we were ready to drop. By the time I hit my forties though the music left me cold, I couldn’t get to grips with heavy club sounds, pulsing beats that went on for hours on end. Dancing then became an occasional joy, reserved for weddings and parties in people my ages homes. I recently went to a lovely wedding party and had a very jolly time – but I sat out the dancing until very near to the end when my good friend Carla literally dragged me onto the dance floor. How I regretted having sat it out until that point. I loved it and very soon gave in to the beat of the wedding band and threw myself into things. I didn’t get burned, the music was familiar and the bar had done more than enough to remove my inhibitions. Thank you Adam and Helen for a great night out and Carla for making me dance. The next day my feet ached like billyo but my heart was light as a cloud.

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MIKE WARD AT LARGE SECLUDED GETAWAY

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es, I had a lovely holiday, thanks for asking. Two weeks in beautiful Padstow, that picturesque port on the north Cornish coast where Rick Stein has his seafood restaurant. And his bistro. And his cafe. And his fish'n'chip shop. And his deli. And his gift shop. And his hotel. And his cookery school. And his fishmongers. Bliss, it was. We even had one day when it didn't rain. And shall I tell you what's particularly special about that part of the country? It's the fact that it's really hard – and I mean really, really, really hard – to get a mobile phone signal, at least on Vodafone. And even when you can, it's nigh-on impossible to get 4G, 3G or indeed any other G you care to mention, so you can forget about using the internet on your phone unless you can find somewhere with wi-fi. Which we more or less couldn't, unless we wanted to spend all day in the pub (and for once we actually didn't). The cottage we hired certainly didn't have it. So, yes, not only had we fled to a beautiful part of the country, but we'd also inadvertently managed to escape the tyranny of the digital age. No checking our emails every five minutes, no tweeting, no Facebooking, no Googling, no nuffing. Instead, we had no option but to switch off and truly unwind, to connect with the real world, to savour the here and now, to take in our marvellous surroundings, to enjoy the sights, sounds and smells, to talk in real time to other human beings, to breathe that invigorating sea air, to let our minds and bodies relax, to let the tension and the stress fall away. And boy, did it drive me bloody nuts. You see, the snag is, my iPhone and its assorted functions have, rightly or wrongly (yes, OK, wrongly), become central to my day-to-day life. I reach for my phone so regularly and instinctively these days – to download a bit of music, listen to the radio, to check if Groupon's still offering that online dog psychology course, to send out a tweet asking if anyone's yet discovered the point of the Albion's car park stewards – that to have this facility taken away from me, even temporarily, felt truly debilitating. But I came to cope, that's the point. As the days went by, I was forced to re-examine my priorities, to remember there's more to life than gawping at a little screen and tapping into a tiny keyboard. And now I can honestly say I feel a happier person. Yep, I'm home, the new iPhones are out and this time I've bought the big one. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2

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GIVE ME FIVE t’s that time again. After not much deliberation and far too much Rioja, we’ve decided to publish a third edition of Art in Brighton for 2016. If you haven’t come across our annual publication, it’s a coffee table style book that celebrates the city’s creative people, places and events. Each year we try to push the boundaries a little bit further to make it even better for the artists involved. If you want to find out more, or be included on our mailing list, just get in touch at our website below. Out of town: We love a creative collaboration. It’s always a treat when artists with very different approaches and techniques combine forces to put on a mixed show of collected works that complement each other perfectly. So whatever your taste, you’re guaranteed a visual treat if you head out to the Hop Gallery in Lewes right now. Five Sussex artists – Sue Barnes, Angela Perrin, Kate Penoyre, Lesley Robertshaw and Sheila Marlborough – who met when they were members of Chalk Gallery, have got together again to exhibit their paintings at the Hop Gallery in Lewes, under the title ‘Paint 5’. Their new work is highly individual and ranges from abstraction, figurative, memories and imagination. The artists work in oil, acrylic, mixed media and watercolour on canvas, and one of the five will be at the gallery each day so you can have a chat and find out more about the inspiration behind the themes. Until 18 October. (And if you haven’t discovered Hop Gallery yet, it’s a delightful artspace located in the Star Brewery – where you’ll also find a variety of studios including the renowned Mohamed Hamid Pottery.) www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty

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THE MAN CALLED MONKHOUSE One time matinee idol comedian and TV game-show host lives again at Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne

Alone in his cramped study among thousands of show business artefacts, film stock and memories, the comedian’s comedian ponders his life Before his death Bob Monkhouse said of Simon Cartwright’s uncanny impression of him; “You do me better than I do”, now impressionist and actor Simon will bring this comic legend back to the stage in a brand new play. Written by Alex Lowe, who many will know as Barry from Watford from BBC radio 4 and The Steve Wright Show, and directed by Bob Golding, star of the Olivier Award Winning Morecambe, The Man Called Monkhouse comes to Eastbourne as part of a select tour. 1995 and Bob Monkhouse is faced with a professional and personal disaster, his hugely

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detailed handwritten books, which had been amassed over 40 years of writing and containing all his favourite jokes, are stolen. Alone in his cramped study among thousands of show business artefacts, film stock and memories, the comedian’s comedian ponders his life. The technician. The obsessive. The smile. The tan. The cuff. The wink. The slick facade of show business which seemed so impenetrable and insincere. But who was Bob Monkhouse? This brand new play is sure to bewitch and amaze audiences as the star of British TV for over 50 years is brought spectacularly back to life; but this is not just an impression show, this is an evening which will plunge into all facets of Bob’s incredible life and let audiences see behind the perma-tanned veneer. The Man Called Monkhouse, at the Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne on 16 and 17 October for three performances only, nightly at 7.45pm plus Saturday Matinee at 2.30pm. Tickets priced at £19.50 with concessions available, to book or for more information call the box office on 01323 412000 or online www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk. For behind-the-scenes access and news of the latest shows to go onsale find EBTheatres on Facebook and Twitter.

the new solo play: The Man Called Monkhouse, at the Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne on 16 and 17 October for three performances only.

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LET ME TELL YOU NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE A STORY... Some of the Brighton Comedy Festival’s NIGHT SWEATS coming attractions share a Brighton tale...

From folk singer to new soul sensation

Sarah Kendall – A Day In October, Brighton Dome, Studio Theatre, Sunday 18 October, £14.50/12.50 “One afternoon I was in Brighton, killing time before a gig. I was in a charity shop which had a box filled with old black and white photographs. The photos dated back to around the 1930s, pictures of people (who would now all be dead) at family gatherings, picnics, weddings, and other occasions. I couldn’t just walk out and leave all those people in that cardboard box. I bought fifteen photos, and I keep them with all my photos of my own family so they don’t get lonely or feel forgotten. I basically adopted a bunch of long-dead Brighton residents.”

our years ago, Rateliff appeared on Jools Holland, accompanied by just an acoustic and a backing singer, performing one of his many strident folk numbers that he was developing a cult following for. Roll on four years, and Rateliff – a former missionary worker – has transformed himself into a high energy soul and r'n'b singer, backed up with a sixpiece band that provides a tremendously powerful Stax meets Motown sound. His fortunes are quickly being transformed… "A lot more people like this" says Nathaniel over the line from Denver, his home town. "After touring a bunch as a singer songwriter – I love playing acoustic guitar, I was just tired of everyone else playing it – I had finished Falling Faster Than You Can Run (his 2013 album), I didn't have a label (he ended up releasing it himself), which was discouraging… I had wanted to do a soul, r'n'b thing for a long time, so I tried to write some songs after a friend of mine had suggested it. It kind of happened, it felt like a natural development." The result of those new songs is the new album, Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats, a raw and powerful piece that includes many southern soul and Motown style stompers

Sean Kelly – Live!, Brighton Dome, Corn Exchange, Saturday 17 October, 7.30pm, £16.50/14 “I will never forget the two days I spent in Brighton alone right after filming the final episode of Storage Hunters UK series 2 in nearby Petersfield. I decided last minute to go to Brighton, get a hotel on the beach and take a relaxing bicycle ride along the ocean. I went to hire a bicycle and all they had left was a weird bike called a triplet – it’s built for three riders. So with my heart set on riding a bike, I hire this thing. After riding along the ocean, I decide to ride into Brighton. I get stopped by a couple visiting from France who think I am some kind of bicycle tour guide of Brighton. So they ask me how much to give them the tour. I tell them 25 pounds each and they have to help peddle. They don’t even realize I am American and know less about Brighton than they do. I tour them around Brighton giving them made up historical facts. By the end they invited me to attend their wedding in France.” Hardeep Singh Kohli – Big Mouth Strikes Again, Brighton Dome, Studio Theatre, Friday 16 October, 7.30pm, £13/11 “A couple of years ago I was booked as a guest on the BBC’s Question Time. At the time I lived in London and it was taking place at Fort William in the Highlands of Scotland. I booked a flight up to Glasgow and dutifully jumped on the train to Gatwick. One hour later, I woke up just outside of Brighton, having fallen asleep and missed my stop. For quite some time I genuinely considered strolling down to the pier, tucking into some fish & chips and sacking off Question Time. That’s the draw of Brighton; once you are there, it’s tough to pull yourself away...” Brighton Comedy Festival listings are at www.brightoncomedyfestival.com

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'classroom portraits' featuring thousands of children, adolescents and young adults in 19 countries. Towner Art Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434681. Until 10 Oct - 3 Jan 2016

Art: FutureBooth As part of a global storytelling project, visitors to ONCA will be able to record their 'voicemails form the future' in a FutureBooth , a specially modified , portable phone booth which people can use to imagine what it might be lie to live in a climate-changed future. ONCA, St. George's Place, 01273 607101. Until 21 Oct.

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along with a few songs more in line with his previous work, albeit in keeping with the new direction. As fate would have it, Stax was re-activated in 2004 via its parent company, Concord Records, whom Rateliff subsequently signed to: "I was with a label who I didn't know were working with Stax, but I found out they owned the Stax imprint, and I was like, 'I think you could put this record out through Stax, it would be pretty apt, a southern soul sound'. They did, and now Rateliff has joined a long list of legends, including Otis Redding, Sam & Dave, Booker T & the M.G's and Isaac Hayes, who have been on the label. "The first gig we did with the Night Sweats was a little over two years ago, at a venue here in Denver. Somebody asked me to do a show, and I agreed, so I scrambled to get together a band, and it worked out. I think we had only 30 minutes of material, but it was really exciting to play that music for the first time. Everyone was hollering, and I started doing dance moves, and people loved it. It was pretty hilarious. Patterns, Friday 16 October, 7pm, £11

Event: Joe Lott Dance – Tales from Space Budding young choreographer Joe Lott takes on micro-gravity and mythology in this dynamic double bill of new dance... Otherplace @ The Basement, Tuesday 13 October, 4.30pm and 7.30pm, £5

Event: Catalyst Club Monthly event which blends the old traditions of a French Salon with debating societies. Latest Music Bar, Thursday 8 October, 8pm, £6

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Sensacional, Old Market, 26 September 2015, Bella Todd ★★★★

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surely served as an influence himself on Outpost’s bizarre sci-fi plot. The elaborate puppet drama revolved around an outpost between ‘Escobia’ and ‘Grud’ where guards Luis and BK bicker, and then get caught in a beautifully lit, mysterious underground cavern with aliens called ‘Ogoffs’. The political overtones regarding tolerance and othering were not too heavyhanded, although it was a little simplistic and the show might have benefited from more focus on tightening up the plot and script. Thankfully the performers were strong, the puppets well designed and the whole show intelligently, bewitchingly staged. The Old Market, 29 September 2015 Joe Fuller ★★★★

Unknown Mortal Orchestra Nothing puts toddlers off theatre like the words “keep still!” This show from Spanish company Imaginart actively embraces their physical energy and restless curiosity, as the children interact with images projected onto a white floor. These are engagingly cute and accessibly abstract: a family of ducks, spinning flowers, waves that wash ashore brightly coloured hearts. With gentle motions and warm smiles, the lone adult seems to be coaxing the animations to play – and the children naturally follow. A soundtrack of chilled orchestrals and 8-bit electronica, plus a little white suit for each participant, completes the immersive experience. If only more UK companies would learn that early years theatre isn’t all about bums on seats. The Old Market, 26 September 2015 Bella Todd ★★★★

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What The Butler Saw

Joe Orton would have hated this night. Here we have the British establishment, (middle class people from Eastbourne) laughing their socks off at his play. His play was designed to outrage the establishment and expose the hypocrisy of the British. He ruthlessly examines our attitude to acceptable and unacceptable perversions. His satirical swipes are just as affective today as they were over 40 years ago. What he created is no mere farce, but a parody of a farce. And it is delivered with breathless energy by a talented cast. A funny night out with a serious point to it. Devonshire Park Theatre, 29 September 2015 Martin Baron ★★★★

Outpost

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In one sentence, the set was mellow to the core but had flecks of artistic licence. To divulge, UMO flitted between their three records as if it was just one body of work. There was such an emphasis on the set as a whole and made the viewing experience spectaclelike. In particular, songs such as ‘Necessary Evil’ and ‘Ffunny Ffriends’ were stretched out and meddled with elements of jazz, which acted as hearty interludes between songs. But this riled some audience members who expected a track-to-stage replication in their performance. The majority did however really immerse themselves in the well orchestrated live rendition. The evening proved to be, and was crafted to be, a true entity of itself. Concorde 2, 22 September 2015 Abigail Hyland ★★★★★

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2 Lewis Bootle Do What I Need 3 Ultralites Funky Olhao 4 Tenderhooks Curtain Twitcher 5 The Overdrones What you doing to me 6 Dirty Weekend in Brighton ‘FRANKIE’ 7 The Popguns Still Waiting For The Winter 8 Alternate Function Tests and Tasks 9 Arthur & The Pickled People Rainbow 10 Dirty Weekend in Brighton Ben Sherman (Style man from Brighton) The Last Cry Rebekka 11 The Black Fields The Fighter 12 Rise Of The Ziggurat Caplet 13 The Popguns BN3 14 TVism TV eyes 15 The Last Cry Rebekka 16 Freudstein Sister Sleaze 17 Alien 6 Angel (Radio edit) 18 tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 19 BoxBoy My Weekend 20 Chaos Borne Watching

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TUESDAY 6 My Transgender Kid Channel 4, 10pm Personal gender identity can be a tricky – or very straightforward thing. Many take years to navigate their own, but others know for sure from a very young age. This remarkable documentary follows two families and the challenges they face having a seven-year old born the ‘wrong’ gender. Cutie pies, all.

CSI Cyber Channel Five, 10pm Just as one door closes another opens... Goodbye CSI, the original ‘Vegas, Baby’ series, hello high speed brand new series as ‘Cyber’ launches us into technofingerprints and the like. Famous faces include James ‘Dawson’s Creek’ Van Der Beek and Patricia ‘Medium’ Arquette. And they’re after online baby-sellers.

We Want Our Country Back BBC3, 9pm Continuing the BBC’s season on race and gender, this documentary focusses its magnifying glass on our own backyard and the fast-emerging right-wing group Britain First. With an agenda to ban all traces of Islam from the UK, and 29year-old Jayda Fransen fronting them, what are its plans now?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Cook It 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Millionaires' Row 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Black Rooster 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts With Wesley Whyte. A grandson discovers his grandfather and the part he played in two important historical events. 9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts With Vincent Creelan. The murder of a colleague forces a Police Sergeant to confront the attitudes of the police to the gay community in Belfast. 10.00 Ordinary Lives 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Noise Reel Extra: Jo Harman 11.15 Noise Reel Extra: Sea City Music 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Ordinary Lives 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 5.30 Under The Radar

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Ian reaches breaking point and resorts to drastic measures. A jealous Babe takes matters into her own hands. Kush has a heart-to-heart with Shabnam. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. It’s the day of the wedding. Adele’s world is rocked when she makes a startling discovery. Is it a case of cold feet when Jesse arrives at Holby on the day of the wedding? A betrayed Cara wants answers from her husband, undercover detective Jed. 9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Panorama Current affairs. 11.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry, discovering secrets and surprises from their past. 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Rockford Files 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 Attenborough: 60 Years In The Wild 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action. 7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure The Bikers conclude their trip around the Baltic by tasting the ultimate smorgasbord - the very best of Sweden on a plate. 9.00 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone Gareth brings the six surviving groups together for the first time, to contend with intensive mentoring at the state-of-the-art Performance Hub. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. Richard Hawley returns, along with Alessia Cara, Sir Tom Jones, Tiggs Da Author and Black Pressure. 10.30 Newsnight I 11.15 Tuesday At Conference Highlights of the Conservative Party annual conference in Manchester. 11.45 The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver Three-part series in which anthropologist professor Alice Roberts and archaeologist Neil Oliver go in search of the Celts. 12.45am Sign Zone: World’s Busiest Railway 2015 1.45 Sign Zone: The Ascent Of Woman

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa is upset by Victoria. Debbie makes a breakthrough with Cain. Leyla stumbles upon a new business idea. 8.00 Eternal Glory Richard Bacon presents this brand new entertainment series in which a group of sporting legends battle it out to be crowned champion of champions. 9.00 Lewis Crime drama series. Faced with the seemingly impossible task of identifying the remains of a body discovered in a well, Lewis has also got to contend with new boss Chief Superintendent Moody. The new chief is dubious about Lewis’s motivation for coming out of retirement. Feeling not only unwanted but also under the microscope, Lewis needs to solve the case in the hope of proving his worth. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon hosts the classic game show. On the panel this week are reality TV star Mark Wright, writer & broadcaster Janet Street-Porter and presenter Vernon Kay. 11.40 Benidorm Award-winning sitcom. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Peri takes drastic measures to get what she wants, but will her plan work? Louis feels he may have pushed the demon headmaster too far this time. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ruby’s Story: Stand Up To Cancer 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Reality series which matches people who, by their own admission, can’t stop cleaning, with someone whose home is in dire need of a spring clean. Plumber Julie cleans for over two hours every evening after work. Julie helps Ken, an environmentalist from Norfolk, who wants to get his house in order so that his son will visit more often. 9.00 Educating Cardiff Series following the staff and pupils at Willows High School in Cardiff. 10.00 My Transgender Kid See highlights. 11.05 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series in which Katie Piper meets the people who regret having tampered with their faces and bodies. 12.05am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Caterham Motorsport 2.20 World Mountain Running Championships 3.15 Location, Location, Location 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.05 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Guilty At 17 (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Damo threatens Josh with a cricket bat and tells him that he has priors and another arrest will see him go to prison. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series follows life in the modern-day Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot’s former practice. 9.00 Body Donors Documentary series following two people who have donated their bodies to science, both before the death and after. Diana’s body is frozen and used by specialists and surgeons, while student Emily begins her dissection classes on Mike’s body. Later, the students and families come together to honour the donors. 10.00 CSI Cyber See highlights. 11.00 CSI: Cyber US crime drama spin-off. Someone has hacked into a rollercoaster’s control system and forced it to crash. Could a former park employee be to blame? 12.00am Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 One Hundred And Eighty! 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 We Want Our Country Back. See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Together 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Together 1.00 We Want Our Country Back 2.00 Is Britain Racist? 3.00 We Want Our Country Back

7.00pm News 7.30 Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 Canals - The Making Of A Nation 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 Alan Johnson: The Post Office And Me 10.00 Close To The Edge (x2) 11.00 Imagine... The Man Who Forgot How To Read 11.55 The Mystery Of Murder: A Horizon Guide 12.55am Canals

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tricked 10.00 Glitchy 10.30 The Job Lot 11.00 Release The Hounds 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.00 Glitchy

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Trans-Siberian Adventure 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Empire 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Empire 10.00 Chewing Gum 10.30 How To... Beat Hunger 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

10.55am FILM: Damn The Defiant! (1962) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Thunder Island (1963) 12.20pm The Prince And The Pauper (1978) 2.40 Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960) 4.20 The Halls Of Montezuma (1950) 6.35 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 Unstoppable (2010) 10.55 The Football Factory (2004) 12.40am Something In The Air (2011) 3.10 Close

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WEDNESDAY 7 Midwinter Of The Spirit ITV1, 9pm It’s hard work fighting the forces of evil, and that’s before you bring other people into the mix too! Merrily is verily knackered by the whole thing, but she can’t stop now. Her mentor, Huw Owen, pushes her to find the final pieces of the jigsaw to see the whole big ol’ supernatural caboodle. Crikey.

Million Pound Properties Channel Five, 10pm Fantasy living – bosch! Well hardly, as the London estate agents may have the moolah prices but with space at a premium you might want to stretch out a little more for your million. Check out stately homes in Scotland and a working lighthouse. Plus Latest TV’s 7pm show Millionare’s Row for more.

Nashville E4, 10pm You kind of know that things can’t go well for any stretch of time without happiness being blighted, joy being snatched away, and tears emerging as the conquering heroes of country music and soggy shoulders all over Nashville. Still... we REALLY want Deacon, Rayna and the girls to get a sick note from tragedy.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Bookenders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Burn Up With Natalie 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Millionaires' Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, outstanding, and unique dream houses. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 The Easy Riders As the challenge reaches its final leg, Danny, Steve and George tot up their remaining cash before heading to Valencia. But will they make it in one piece? 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Ten home bakers take part in a bakeoff to test their baking skills and battle to be crowned best amateur baker. 9.00 Doctor Foster Drama. Gemma is determined to expose Simon at last and ensure that he loses everything. She'll stop at nothing to achieve her goal - and the consequences will be explosive. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.05 The Food Bank - Britain's Hidden Hunger The Foodbank Britain's Hidden Hunger. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 See Hear 8.45 Terry And Mason's Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Daily Politics 1.00pm Bergerac 1.50 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 Attenborough: 60 Years In The Wild 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action. 7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Prawn Wars: Landward Special Scotland's countryside magazine. Dougie Vipond presents an hour-long special focused on Scotland's west coast and the creelers, trawlermen and scallop dredgers who work hard to make a living from its stunning waters. 9.00 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama Simon Schama explores the history of British portraiture. This film looks at artists who have taken all of humanity as their subject. Starting with the portraits of street photographer Charlie Phillips, Schama explores how every face has its own story to tell. 10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks for his keys, with Isy Suttie, Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Wednesday At Conference 11.45 Reginald D Hunter's Songs Of The South Georgia-born but London-based Reginald D Hunter returns home to explore the American south both past and present. 12.45am Sign Zone: See Hear 1.15 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers' Northern Exposure 2.15 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial

ITV1

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Rugby World Cup: South Africa v USA

6.45 ITV News Meridian 6.50 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona confides her suspicions about Vanessa. Brenda struggles to trust Bob again. 7.30 Coronation Street The Platts contemplate their worst nightmare. Johnny is unimpressed with Carla. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to see who knows the most about their other half in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity. All they need to do is match each other's answers, but it is not as easy as it seems! The couples hoping to win big this time are Coronation Street's Catherine Tyldesley and her fiance Tom, rugby legend Matt Dawson and his wife Carolin and rapper Tinchy Stryder and his partner Helen. 9.00 Midwinter Of The Spirit See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith presents highlights of South Africa's Pool B match against USA from the Olympic Stadium as well as action from Namibia's match against Georgia. With analysis from David Flatman. 11.30 Jimmy White: Sports Life Stories Sports documentary series. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 British Touring Car Championship 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Peri makes a panicked decision that stuns Jack, Tom and Nancy. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Stand Up To Cancer: Lloyd's Story Short film. 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property advice series with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. Phil catches up with Steve and Sally, who were desperate to relocate to Warwickshire before the birth of their first baby. 9.00 Grand Designs Property design series. Michele Long and Michael Howe want to restore and transform a derelict 100-year-old blacksmiths in County Antrim, adding a giant horseshoe-shaped modern straw bale extension on the side. Keen to get his hands dirty, Michael launches into the project, armed only with a pickaxe. With virtually no practical experience, he wants to learn how to build a house by doing as much as he can himself. 10.00 Million Pound Properties See highlights. 11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in London. 12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Blink 12.30 The Catch 1.30 FILM: Wall Street (1987) 3.35 FILM: The Human Factor (2013) 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s televisiont 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby's Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Obsession (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Complications during Kat's surgery mean that the next 24 hours will be critical. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Skyscraper: London's Cheesegrater Documentary series exploring the new generation of skyscrapers. This episode looks at the cutting-edge ideas and innovative design used in the construction of the tallest building within the City of London, the Leadenhall Building, or the Cheesegrater. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims' own cameras. 9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents facing violent debtors, multiple evictions on the same housing estate, and a vet's bill that has brought a family to its knees. 10.00 Britain's Flashiest Families Documentary featuring some of the UK's most excessive spenders. 11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. 12.00am Law And Order: Special Victims Unit 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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BBC3

BBC4

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Film4

1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 One Hundred And Eighty! 9.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.50 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.30am Forever 3.20 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Bangkok Airport 9.00 Don't Tell The Bride 10.00 Asian Provocateur 10.30 Bad Education: The Finale 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Asian Provocateur 1.00 Together 1.30 Don't Tell The Bride 2.30 Bad Education 3.00 Don't Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 Serengeti: Unnatural Histories 9.00 Planet Oil 10.00 The Great British Year 11.00 Oak Tree: Nature's Greatest Survivor 12.30am Serengeti: Unnatural Histories 1.30 Imagine... The Man Who Forgot How To Read And Other Stories

12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 You've Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 The Very Best Of You've Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 Release The Hounds 11.00 Tricked 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Long Lost Family 9.00 Britain's Busiest Airport Heathrow 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.15am Blue Murder

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x23) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 FILM: Marley And Me (2008) 10.00 Nashville. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

11.15am FILM: The Gentle Gunman (1952) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Four Rooms 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2)

11.00am Genevieve (1953) 12.45pm White Feather (1955) 2.50 Bugsy Malone (1976) 4.40 Mysterious Island (1961) 6.40 Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 9.00 Fast And Furious 5 (2011) 11.35 Sex Drive (2008) 1.45am Ruby Sparks (2012) 3.55 Close

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THURSDAY 8 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Channel 4, 8pm The human imagination really is an incredible – if occasionally morbid – thing. This week George investigates not only a brand new Victorian bathing machine, and a communist-era lifeguard tower – but a hearse converted into a family camper van by a man who survived a coma. Whoa.

Unforgotten ITV1, 9pm Brand new six-part crime drama with a rather nifty looking cast list, including Trevor Eve in a role that isn’t a bad tempered but highly ranked copper who is brilliant but scuppers himself with his social histrionics. Get him! DCI Cassie Stuart and DS Sunil Khan reopen a cold case when a skeleton is discovered.

A Very British Romance With Lucy Worsley BBC4, 9pm The history of actual countrying – y’know, when marriage became less about business and more about those naughty and good fun hormones. Lucy starts with the Georgian age, exploring how the advent of the novel inspired a romantic freedom and recklessness never before seen.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Easy Riders 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bookenders 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ian reels from seeing a ghost from the past, but the reunion takes a sudden turn. Elaine and Babe come to terms with recent events. Shabnam and Kush struggle to stay united. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Actor and writer Mark Gatiss has always had a love of storytelling and a passion for the ghastly and ghoulish, but has always wondered where it comes from. So when he discovers that his mother's side of the family goes back five generations to the wilds of Northern Ireland, his imagination is awakened. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week, presented by Andrew Neil. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 Eat Well For Less? 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Bergerac 1.50 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 The Truth About Lions 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes. 7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 World's Weirdest Events Chris Packham explores the mysteries behind a glacier that bleeds red, finds out how an electrician got tattooed by a lightning bolt and uncovers the remarkable story of a man with a tooth for an eye. 9.00 Cradle To Grave Sitcom based on a book by Danny Baker. Spud demonstrates his keen sense of hearing when it comes to money and wallets. 9.30 Boy Meets Girl Comedy series. It is Judy's fortieth birthday and the day of the not very surprise party. Leo wants to buy her a really lovely present but is strapped for cash. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Holly Walsh. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone Gareth Malone presents the search for the nation's best amateur a cappella group. 12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: Pound Shop Wars 1.15 Sign Zone: Doctor Who

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Andy's actions put Pete in danger. 7.30 Growing Old - Care In Crisis?: Tonight Penny Marshall examines the funding crisis affecting standards of home care, which threatens to impact many others beyond those at the point of care, from the families of those being cared for through to the NHS itself. 8.00 Emmerdale Andy panics. Laurel takes control. 8.30 Paul O'Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O'Grady returns to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home to meet more of the canine residents. 9.00 Unforgotten See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Rugby World Cup Greatest XV Martin Bayfield presents a oneoff rugby debate show alongside three World Cup winners - England 2003 World Cup winner Lawrence Dallaglio, Australia 1991 World Cup winner Michael Lynagh and New Zealand 1987 World Cup winner Sean Fitzpatrick. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Growing Old - Care In Crisis?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. It's Zack's 18th birthday and Lisa fears that Jade will blow her cover. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Stand Up To Cancer: The Moment 8.00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces See highlights. 9.00 Hunted Documentary following 14 British citizens who are given fugitive status and go on the run in the UK. Newlyweds Adam and Emma Channell want one last adventure before they begin a family. They plan to go off-grid in some of Britain's most remote rural areas - the Yorkshire Dales and deepest Wales. 10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. Unlucky in love and struggling to find a date, selfconfessed nerd Lachlan meets redhead Rachel, a psychologist and an avid Star Wars fan. Sparks? 11.05 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which viewers open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows. 12.10am Educating Cardiff 1.10 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 2.05 Undercover Boss Australia 2.55 Location, Location, Location 3.50 Deal Or No Deal 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby's Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Missing At 17 (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Charlotte tries to smooth things over with Leah and insists that she is not interested in Zac. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the UK's subterranean wonders. 8.00 Aircrash: The Miracle Of Flight 32 Documentary reconstruction including CGI, dramatic reenactments and cockpit voice recordings of a near-disaster in 2010 on Qantas Flight 32 from Singapore to Sydney. 9.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Chris continues his exploration of the world's most extreme railway lines. From the tiny coastal town of Tocopilla, Chris rides one of the steepest railways in the world as he scales the first 1,000 metres of the Andes. 10.00 FILM: The Punisher (2004) Starring Tom Jane, John Travolta, Will Patton, Rebecca Romijn, Laura Harring, Mark Collie, James Carpinello. Action thriller. A vengeful FBI agent is determined to wreck the life of the Florida drug lord who killed his wife and children. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Sham Weddings & Bogus Brides 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Being Human 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard's Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Being Human 1.45 We Want Our Country Back 2.45 Together 3.15 Sunny D 3.30 Asian Provocateur

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 9.00 A Very British Romance With Lucy Worsley. See highlights. 10.00 Servants: The True Story Of Life Below Stairs 11.00 Detectorists (x2) 12.00am Three Men Go To Scotland

1.15pm You've Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed: Kids! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Glitchy 11.20 The Job Lot 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am Viral Tap

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Million Dollar Princesses 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.15am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Bad(ish) Robots 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 FILM: Babylon AD (2008) 11.45 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.40am Empire: The Phenomenon

11.05am FILM: 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Disappearing Britain 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.15 Disappearing Britain

11.00am Shane (1953) 1.20pm An Inspector Calls (1954) 3.00 Lonely Are The Brave (1962) 5.10 The Great St Trinian's Train Robbery (1966) 7.00 New In Town (2009) 8.50 Sicario Interview Special 9.00 Safe House (2012) 11.15 Taxi Driver (1976) 1.30am Hobo With A Shotgun (2011) 3.20 Close

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FRIDAY 9 Great British Menu BBC2, 7pm The banquet is finally here. After months of hard work and constant competition across the nation, the winning chefs are striving to plate up perfect dishes for the ladies of the Women’s Institute, at London’s Draper’s Hall. This is going to serve up tastes that’ll blow your socks off into next door’s washing!

The Kennedys BBC1, 9.30pm Comedy based on the 1970s childhood of Emma Kennedy. It’s Valentine’s Day and everyone’s opening cards. It’s Emma’s first card and she’s determined to find out who sent it. And Brenda is prompted to go through a whole stack of post, only to find out that her driving test is in two days. Better start driving lessons!

Murder, She Wrote ITV3, 6.50pm Cabot Cove should be on the Danger Map – there should so be a Danger Map. Our spritely author sleuth digs her nose into a 21-year-old murder case involving some dear friends and ex-students of her home town. Really, Jess – you reckon this is gonna end well? Really?! Tune in to find out.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Northern Cuisine 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Best of Brighton Lights 2.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 The Science Magazine Show: The Science of Fiction Panel discussion about sci-fi and reality. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.45 Noise Reel Extra 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 The Science Magazine Show: The Science of Fiction 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Emotions are high in Albert Square when Ian demands answers from those closest to him. 8.30 Still Open All Hours 9.00 Have I Got News For You Comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week's news. Team captains are Private Eye editor Ian Hislop and poker-faced comedian Paul Merton. 9.30 The Kennedys See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 11.25 Asian Provocateur Documentary series. 11.55 FILM: Lay The Favorite (2012) Starring Bruce Willis, Rebecca Hall, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Vince Vaughn. Comic drama based on actual events. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.25am Homes Under The Hammer 7.25 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.55 Formula 1: Russian Grand Prix Practice 1 9.45 My Life In Books 10.15 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Bergerac 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 The Truth About Lions 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Great British Menu See highlights. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys poses the questions as four contestants brave the black chair. 8.30 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. 9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off, in which Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity fans to take a look at the most recent episode. It is the final week in the Bake Off tent and just three bakers remain. 9.30 Patagonia: Earth's Secret Paradise Documentary series delving into a rarely seen South American wilderness, home to surprising creatures who survive in environments that range from the mighty Andes Mountains to Cape Horn. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show. 11.35 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme. 12.35am FILM: Better Mus Come (2010) 2.15 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.15 Sign Zone: Special Forces Ultimate Hell Week 4.15 Sign Zone: Gardeners' World 4.45 Sign Zone: Great British Menu

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Coronation Street The Platts are at breaking point. Kevin's good news worries Tyrone. 7.15 Euro 2016 Qualifier: England V Estonia Mark Pougatch introduces live coverage of England's penultimate Euro 2016 qualifier against Estonia at Wembley. Roy Hodgson's team booked their place at next summer's finals in France on a historic night at Wembley last month when Wayne Rooney became England's all-time leading goalscorer in a 2-0 defeat of Switzerland. Rooney also scored the only goal when England and Estonia met in Tallinn a year ago, so hopes will be high for a repeat performance in front of the home crowd. Studio guests are Ian Wright and Lee Dixon. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 Euro 2016 Qualifier Highlights Jacqui Oatley is joined by former England manager Glenn Hoddle and Lee Dixon for highlights of England's Euro 2016 qualifier against Estonia at Wembley. 11.30 Rugby World Cup Highlights Jill Douglas presents highlights of New Zealand's Pool C match against Tonga from St James Park with analysis from Ugo Monye and Maggie Alphonsi. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain's Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Fifteen To One 1.05 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Nico realises her sinister plan has backfired horribly, but is it too late to rectify things? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Shaunagh Connaire and director Patrick Wells visit China to reveal how some hospitals use treatments including nausea-inducing drugs and electric shock therapy to 'cure' gay people. 8.00 The Last Leg: SU2C Special Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host a Stand Up To Cancer special, raising awareness of SU2C and the life-changing work of Cancer Research UK. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series. A celebrity special in aid of Stand Up To Cancer. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. A Stand Up To Cancer special in which Alan raises awareness for Stand Up To Cancer and Cancer Research. Guests include Sue Perkins and Thomas Turgoose. 11.05 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners. 12.10am Rude Tube 1.05 FILM: Take Me Home Tonight (2011) 2.45 Supernatural 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby's Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: A Risk Worth Taking (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac takes Hunter to task for his bad behaviour. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. 8.00 41 Dogs In A 3-Bed Semi Documentary about animal obsessives. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama spin-off. After a petty officer is found murdered at Mardi Gras, the team investigates the parades and parties that led to his untimely death. Pride questions how much to reveal to his daughter about his tough relationship with his own father. 10.00 NCIS US crime drama series. After uncovering faulty bulletproof vests in a truck filled with stolen USMC merchandise, the NCIS team attempts to locate both the source and any vests that had been shipped to military personnel overseas. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Drama series about a team who investigate crimes connected to the US navy and marines. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Now That's Funny! 4.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Heath Ledger 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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6.00am Monkey Life (x2) 7.00 Road Wars 8.00 Futurama (x2) 9.00 Live: European Tour Golf 5.30pm Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 One Hundred And Eighty! 11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 FILM: Confessions Of A Shopaholic (2009) 9.35 Russell Howard's Good News 10.05 EastEnders 10.35 Russell Howard's Good News Extra 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Together 1.15 Russell Howard

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Dame Fanny Waterman: A Lifetime In Music 8.00 Andre Previn At The BBC 9.00 Tales From The Tour Bus: Rock 'n' Roll On The Road 10.00 Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie 11.00 Indie Classics At The BBC 12.00am Great Guitar Riffs At The BBC 1.00 Tales From The Tour Bus

10.25am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.10 You've Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Rumor Has It (2005) 10.00 FILM: Practical Magic (1998) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 Doctor In The House 4.45 Rising Damp 5.15 In Loving Memory 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote. See highlights. 7.55 Foyle's War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.40am FILM: Private Benjamin (1980)

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Bad(ish) Robots 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Chewing Gum

10.30am FILM: The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Road To Perdition (2002) 11.20 24 Hours In A&E 12.30am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am The Constant Husband (1955) 12.45pm Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 2.50 The Long Memory (1953) 4.40 Stagecoach (1966) 6.55 The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012) 9.00 Vehicle 19 (2013) 10.40 Taken (2008) 12.30am Police Story III (1992) 2.25 Mistaken For Strangers (2013) 4.00 Close

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SATURDAY 10 Doctor Who BBC1, 8.25pm You know how there’s that blasted butterfly that never stops flapping its wings and causing massive waves with no regard for the repercussions? They’ve got one in space too. On a remote army outpost an alien warlord sets into play a plan for his own survival that will create ripples affecting the entire universe.

Ted Hughes: Stronger Than Death BBC2, 9pm A major documentary following the life and breadth of influence the poetry and general chutzpah of Ted Hughes. Widely regarded as one of the greatest poets of the twentieth century, this looks at his life and experience and how it helped form him and the art he created.

The Xtra Factor ITV2, 3.20pm Don’t panic! Don’t panic! The rugby is taking over ITV1 this evening but you can get your X Factor info dose this afternoon with a catch up from The Xtra Factor. Melvin Odoom and Rochelle Humes play host to the wails and confrontations going on behind the scenes with the performers and judges.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Noise Reel Extra 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra 5.45 Noise Reel Extra 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 7.00 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak 9.00 FilmFest on TV Special episode on the documentary 'Swenglish' based on Louise Halvardsson's journey through everyday life in England and Sweden. Jessica Kellgren-Hayes interviews the director, Adriana Sabau. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Football Focus 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Formula 1: The Russian Grand Prix - Qualifying 2.25 Bargain Hunt 3.25 The Great British Bake Off - The Class Of 2014 4.25 Escape To The Country 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.30 Pointless Celebrities

6.20 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrity dance contest. It's Saturday night at the movies as Strictly celebrates some of the biggest films in history. We are now down to 14 couples and every one of them has to deliver an amazing routine to a classic movie track stay in the competition. 8.25 Doctor Who See highlights. 9.10 Casualty Hospital drama. Cal's back on an even keel. Can things only get better? 10.00 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live presented by Gaby Roslin, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. Plus two exclusive music and dance performances by four Lottery-funded projects from across the UK. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Mrs Brown's Boys Comedy series about a meddling market stall holder and matriach. The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party. An unwitting Agnes and Winnie, however, are put under the spell of the hypnotist booked to provide the entertainment. 11.00 FILM: Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) Starring Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane. Swashbuckling adventure. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

BBC2

6.25am Formula 1: Russian Grand Prix - Practice 1 8.15 Formula 1: Russian Grand Prix Practice 2 9.55 Formula 1: Russian Grand Prix Practice 3 11.05 The Women's Football Show 11.30 Great British Menu 12.30pm Great British Menu 1.30 Great British Menu 2.30 Formula 1: Rewind - Individual Brilliance 3.30 Coast 4.00 World's Weirdest Events 5.00 Flog It! 6.00 The Hairy Bikers' Northern Exposure The Bikers conclude their trip around the Baltic by tasting the ultimate smorgasbord - the very best of Sweden on a plate. What a finale! 7.00 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. 7.30 Patagonia: Earth's Secret Paradise Documentary series delving into a rarely seen South American wilderness, home to surprising creatures who survive in environments that range from the Andes Mountains to Cape Horn. 8.30 Dad's Army Wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring and the men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard enlist the help of a recruit with four feet. 9.00 Ted Hughes: Stronger Than Death See highlights. 10.30 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry plays for keeps with Sarah Millican, Jason Manford, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies. 11.00 Cradle To Grave Sitcom. Spud demonstrates his keen sense of hearing when it comes to money and wallets. Danny is a young man at a crossroads with the fabulous Miss Blondel - or Louise, as he is now allowed to call her. 11.30 Boy Meets Girl Comedy series. 12.00am FILM: Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997) 2.25 FILM: Lady Caroline Lamb (1973)

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 Adventure Time 7.45 Avengers Assemble 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 Countrywise 10.45 ITV News & Weather 10.55 The X Factor 12.55pm Downton Abbey 2.00 Rugby World Cup: Samoa V Scotland 4.30 Rugby World Cup: Australia v Wales 6.55 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Rugby World Cup: England v Uruguay John Inverdale presents live coverage as Manchester gets its first taste of the Rugby World Cup, as England take on Uruguay in their final Pool A game at the Etihad stadium. Analysis comes from Jonny Wilkinson, Sir Clive Woodward and Lawrence Dallaglio, with commentary from Nick Mullins and Ben Kay. 10.15 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon hosts the classic game show. Let loose around three mystery celebrities' houses, Keith unearths clues to the identities of the famous owners. Using their powers of observation and the assistance of the studio audience, can the all-star panel guess whose home it is? On the panel this week are journalist and broadcaster Michael Buerk, former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts and radio and TV presenter Dave Berry. 11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.35 Rugby World Cup Highlights John Inverdale presents highlights of England's Pool A match against Uruguay and Australia's clash with Wales, as well as Pool B action from Samoa versus Scotland. Analysis comes from Ugo Monye. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 How I Met Your Mother 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 Come Dine With Me 11.25 Come Dine With Me 11.55 Come Dine With Me 12.25pm Come Dine With Me 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Channel 4 News 4.35 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.05 Location, Location, Location Property advice series with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. 7.00 Celebrity Benchmark Celebrity version of the game show hosted by Paddy McGuinness.The celebrity benchmarkers are Joey Essex, Chris Ramsey, Lesley Joseph, John Thomson, Jason Byrne, Amanda Byram, Mark Watson, Edwina Currie and Stevi Ritchie. 8.00 Britain's Best Loved Sitcoms Narrated by Tamsin Greig, the second of this two-part series pays homage to the shows that have made us laugh out loud in our millions over the past half century. From modern gamechangers like The Office, all the way back to old-school classics such as The Likely Lads, and Dad's Army. 9.00 At Home With Steph And Dom Spin-off chat show starring Gogglebox regulars Steph and Dom, who are joined for a series of winefuelled evenings by Jerry Springer, Jason Donovan, and Louis Walsh. 10.05 FILM: Tower Heist (2011) Starring Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Casey Affleck, Alan Alda, Matthew Broderick. Action comedy. 12.10am Sex Diaries: Gigolos 1.10 Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing 2.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 3.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.05 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 5.20 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.25 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Chloe's Closet 7.10 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Cowboy Builders 11.30 Cowboy Builders 12.30pm Cowboy Builders 1.30 FILM: Columbo: Grand Deceptions (1989) 3.25 Columbo: Ashes To Ashes 5.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.10 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. 7.05 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Comedy clip show featuring pranks gone wrong, unwise acts and failed attempts of misplaced ambition, based on the YouTube sensation. 7.35 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Comedy clip show based on the YouTube series. 8.00 Now That's Funny! Clip show featuring the most hilarious, cute and inspiring family-friendly viral videos from around the world. Pleasure seekers get more than they bargained for at an amusement park, a glimpse of what Batman is like at home, and people who have made fooling about at work into an art form. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football League Tonight George Riley introduces highlights of all the day's games, including Sheffield Utd v Rochdale and Burton Albion v Walsall in League One, plus Cambridge v Portsmouth and Oxford Utd v AFC Wimbledon in League 2. 10.00 Most Shocking Talent Show Moments Countdown show looking back at the most memorable reality TV moments of all time. 12.50am The Gadget Show 1.40 SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Body Donors 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.05 Don't Tell The Bride 9.05 Russell Howard's Good News 9.35 FILM: Tropic Thunder (2008) 11.15 Family Guy (x6) 1.25am Together 1.55 Asian Provocateur 2.25 Russell Howard's Good News 2.55 Don't Tell The Bride 3.55 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth

7.00pm Three Men Go To Scotland 8.00 Burma, My Father And The Forgotten Army 9.00 Beck: The Hospital Murders 10.25 Spike Milligan: Love, Light And Peace 11.55 Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.30am Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie 1.30 Indie Classics At The BBC 2.30 Tales From The Tour Bus

12.05pm Tricked 1.05 Alesha Dixon: The Hot Desk 1.20 The X Factor 3.20 The Xtra Factor. See highlights. 4.20 Catchphrase Special 5.20 FILM: Beethoven (1992) 7.05 FILM: She's The Man (2006) 9.10 FILM: American Pie: The Wedding (2003) 11.15 Celebrity Juice 12.05am The Almost Impossible Gameshow

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11.00am Mysterious Island (1961) 1.00pm We Bought A Zoo (2011) 3.35 Iron Man (2008) 6.05 The Karate Kid (2010) 9.00 Taken 2 (2012) 10.50 Crimson Peak: Exclusive Preview 10.55 Hellboy (2004) 1.15am The Raid (2011) 3.40 Close

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SUNDAY 11 The X Factor ITV1, 7pm More six chair challenging, with the judges losing any kind of cuticle maintenance they ever prized as the tension rises and pressure piles on. Manicurists will weep. With the judges free to change their minds at any point and no one safe until everyone has sung, Olly and Caroline will have very soggy shoulders.

Homeland Channel 4, 9pm Woo hoo ! It’s back! Carrie is out of the CIA – perhaps she started rattling with all the pills they kept giving her and then countering with ‘unstable’ pills, and then sectioning her and the like. Suffice to say, she’s had enough and has a new life in Berlin. Except now she’s got a target on her own back. Oh dear...

Black Roses: The Killing Of Sophie Lancaster BBC4, 10.30pm The tragic retelling of what happened when Sophie Lancaster was kicked to death in 2007 because of her appearance. Sylvia Lancaster remembers her daughter and the events after the attack, and tells her own story through a sequence of poems written by Simon Armitage.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Millionaires' Row 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Science Magazine Show A look into the advanced development of heart medicines. 7.00 The Easy Riders: The Send Off Viva Valencia! Danny John-Jules, Steve Keys and Matt Roberts slip into their pink leathers, jump on their bikes and set off on their epic voyage from the UK to Valencia. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos. 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Formula 1: The Russian Grand Prix 2.15pm Sunday Politics 3.20 The Great British Bake Off 4.20 Escape To The Country 4.50 Points Of View 5.05 Lifeline 5.15 Songs Of Praise 5.50 BBC News

6.10 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile Matt Baker and Helen Skelton are in Cheshire, where Matt is at the magnificent Lyme Park, hoping for a glimpse of one of nature's most exciting spectacles the annual red deer rut. 7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Results from the latest round of the celebrity ballroom dancing competition. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce presents from the Royal William Yard in Plymouth. 9.00 From Darkness Psychological crime drama. The discovery of a new victim carries a haunting message for Claire - her old shoulder number left on the body. It can't be dismissed as coincidence - someone wants Claire's attention, and she can't run any longer. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Sir Alex Ferguson: Secrets Of Success Documentary. Sir Alex Ferguson is one of the greatest leaders this country has ever produced. He was the mastermind of one of Britain's leading brands. Not a soft drink or a smart phone, but a football club: Manchester United. 11.30 Rooney: The Man Behind The Goals Documentary. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 6.45 The Instant Gardener 7.30 Countryfile 8.30 Gardeners' World 9.00 The Beechgrove Garden 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 Great British Menu 12.00pm Great British Menu 1.05 FILM: How The West Was Won (1962) 3.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets 4.00 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track 5.00 Rugby Super League Grand Final Highlights 6.00 Don't Panic - How To End Poverty In 15 Years International investigative documentary series. The legendary statistical showman Professor Hans Rosling returns to examine the number one goal for the world: eradicating, for the first time in human history, extreme poverty. 7.00 Licence To Thrill: Paul Hollywood Meets Aston Martin Baker Paul Hollywood explores the world of Aston Martin cars. 8.00 Earth's Wildest Waters - The Big Fish Documentary series exploring the incredible world of fishing. 9.00 Britain's Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Action-packed series looking at the Red Arrows and the RAF's finest aerial display teams. The world's most famous pilots - the Red Arrows - reveal the secrets to their spectacular British summer display season. 10.00 Family Guy Animated series. 10.25 Family Guy Comedy. 10.45 Family Guy Comedy. 11.05 Top Coppers Cop-show comedy series. 11.35 FILM: Chances Are (1989) Starring Cybill Shepherd, Robert Downey Jr, Ryan O'Neal, Mary Stuart Masterson. Lighthearted romantic fantasy about a widow whose late husband is reincarnated. 1.20am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.20 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.45 Avengers Assemble 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 Rugby World Cup: Argentina v Namibia 2.10pm Rugby World Cup: Italy V Romania 4.20 Rugby World Cup: France v Ireland 6.50 ITV News Meridian 6.55 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.00 Downton Abbey Period drama following the lives of the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants at Downton Abbey. As Tom and Sybbie settle back into life at Downton, the family and servants are surprised with the return of another old friend in unexpected circumstances. A visit from Sergeant Willis leaves Baxter with a dilemma, while Thomas struggles to fill Mr Carson's shoes. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Rugby World Cup Highlights Martin Bayfield presents highlights of Ireland's crucial Pool D match against France, Italy versus Romania, Argentina's clash with Namibia as well as action from the final game of the pool stages as Japan face USA. Analysis comes from Ugo Monye and Geordan Murphy. 11.15 Perspectives: In Charlie Chaplin's Footsteps With Terry Jones Terry Jones, best known for his work with Monty Python and a long-time fan of silent comedies, offers a personal re-appraisal of the man who changed the face of film comedy. 12.15am Murder, She Wrote 1.15 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.45 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm FILM: Step Up 3 (2010) 2.35 FILM: Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.40 Homes By The Sea

6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 FILM: Men In Black 3 (2012) Starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Emma Thompson, Jemaine Clement, Alice Eve, Bill Hader, Michael Stuhlbarg, Mike Colter, Nicole Scherzinger, David Rasche, Keone Young and Rip Torn. Action comedy. Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history. 9.00 Homeland See highlights. 10.00 Experimental Series which attempts to recreate some of the most startling online stunts, with Tim Shaw and Buddy Munro. Tim builds a fast-rotating monster of a swivel chair with engines, and puts Buddy on it. Tim also turns Buddy into a human arrow by building a giant catapult rig. They also travel to Tbilisi in Georgia, in search of a tower block suitable for their next escapade: a highly dangerous stunt that explores the science of acceleration. 11.05 FILM: Predators (2010) Starring Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins, Danny Trejo, Oleg Taktarov, Louis Changchien. Sci-fi sequel. 1.00am FILM: Animal Kingdom (2010) 2.50 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (x4) 4.35 Fifteen To One 5.25 1001 Things You Should Know 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Make Way For Noddy 7.20 Paw Patrol 7.30 Little Princess 7.45 Wanda And The Alien 8.00 Zack And Quack 8.15 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.30 Jelly Jamm 8.50 LazyTown 9.15 Dora And Friends 9.45 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.20 Access 10.25 Football League Tonight 11.25 FILM: Hoodwinked (2005) 12.55pm FILM: Disney's Tinker Bell: The Lost Treasure (2009) 2.30 FILM: Disney's Tuck Everlasting (2002) 4.10 FILM: Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) 6.20 5 News Weekend 6.25 FILM: The Count Of Monte Cristo (2002) Starring Guy Pearce, Jim Caviezel, Richard Harris, Dagmara Dominczyk, James Frain. Adaptation of Dumas's classic tale of injustice and intrigue in the Napoleonic era. Sailor Edmond Dantes is unjustly accused of being a political traitor, betrayed by his best friend over a girl and imprisoned for 13 years in the infamous Chateau d'If. When he finally makes good his escape, Dantes plans to exact sweet revenge on his persecutors. 9.00 FILM: Parker (2013) Starring Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Wendell Pierce, Bobby Cannavale, Clifton Collins Jr, Nick Nolte, Patti LuPone, Carlos Carrasco and Daniel Bernhardt. Action thriller. A professional thief with his own code of ethics is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to find those responsible and exact revenge with the help of an attractive but unlikely ally. 11.25 FILM: Layer Cake (2004) Starring Daniel Craig, Michael Gambon, Tom Hardy, Jamie Foreman, Burn Gorman, Sally Hawkins, Sienna Miller. Sharp-edged crime thriller. 1.25am SuperCasino 3.10 Skyscraper: London's Cheesegrater 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x3) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Formula 1: The Russian Grand Prix Highlights 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Russell Howard's Good News (x2) 10.00 FILM: Scream (1996) 11.45 Family Guy (x2) 12.25am American Dad! 12.50 Family Guy 1.10 Together 1.40 Asian Provocateur 2.10 KKK: The Fight For White Supremacy

7.00pm The Search For Life: The Drake Equation 8.00 Simon Armitage In Conversation With Tony Harrison 9.00 Return To Larkinland 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Black Roses: The Killing Of Sophie Lancaster. See highlights. 11.15 Twin Sisters: A World Apart 12.15am Storyville: Buck:Real Horse Whisperer

9.50am Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 12.45pm Catchphrase 1.30 The Very Best Of You've Been Framed! 2.35 FILM: Stormbreaker (2006) 4.25 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 6.15 FILM: Hulk (2002) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: Casino Royale (2006) 12.55am Viral Tap

10.25am Rosemary And Thyme (x2) 12.25pm Lewis 2.25 Agatha Christie's Marple 4.25 FILM: The Prince And The Showgirl (1957) 6.50 Foyle's War 9.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.30 City Lights 11.35 FILM: Death Becomes Her (1992) 1.35am Agatha Christie's Marple

10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm FILM: Penelope (2006) 2.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.30 Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 4.35 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 11.20 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.30am The IT Crowd (x2) 1.35 Rude Tube

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MONDAY 12 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass BBC2, 7pm Ever wondered if the judges who talk the talk can bake the cake? Wonder no more! Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood make the signature, technical and showstopper challenges that they set the bakers in the first couple of weeks. And they show us how it’s done, none of this telly magic.

The Joan Rivers Position: The Best Of Channel Five, 10pm The late departed queen of catty comments and razor-sharp putdowns is recalled by her peers and admirers. A refresher in the talent that ensured the longevity of her career. With talking heads from Graham Norton, Ruby Wax, Jerry Hall, Katie Price and Peter Andre. Darling!

Rhymes, Rock & Revolution: The Story Of Performance Poetry BBC4, 10pm Every decade there’s a new genre that’s hailed as “the new rock ‘n’ roll”, but what if rock ‘n’ roll is the new poetry? Looking at the blurred lines between music and performance poetry, from Allen Ginsberg to the slam poetry scene. Some radical words.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Science Magazine Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Easy Riders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 The Science Magazine Show 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Science Magazine Show A look into the advanced development of heart medicines. 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Maastricht in The Netherlands and Drake's Restaurant in Brighton. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out How much oil is there in the Weald? Investigating whether there is an NHS crisis in Kent and Sussex, where over a million people are being treated in failing hospital. And the growing trade in human milk. 8.00 EastEnders Kathy attempts to build bridges with her family, but how will they react? Kush turns to Masood for advice, but Shabnam later drops a bombshell. 8.30 Panorama Current affairs. 9.00 Crimewatch Series of dramatised reconstructions and police appeals for help in solving crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update Updates on the cases featured in Crimewatch. 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz. Kathy Burke hosts, with regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Charlie Brooker and Nish Kumar. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 Animal House - Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action. 7.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass See highlights. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in this quiz series for students. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show. 9.00 The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver Three-part series in which anthropologist professor Alice Roberts and archaeologist Neil Oliver go in search of the Celts - one of the world's most mysterious ancient civilisations. In episode two, we discover the golden age of the La Tene Celtic warrior and reveal how their world extended as far as central Turkey. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy, featuring guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Holly Walsh. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Britain's Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Action-packed series looking at the Red Arrows and the RAF's finest aerial display teams. 12.15am Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 1.15 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 2.15 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are?

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News & Weather 6.45 Emmerdale Kirin is wary of Jai's methods. Andy tells James of his worries over Pete. 7.15 Euro 2016 Qualifier: Lithuania v England Mark Pougatch introduces live coverage of England's final Euro 2016 qualifier against Lithuania in Vilnius. England made sure of their place in next summer's tournament last month and will want to finish their campaign with a flourish. Harry Kane made a dramatic entrance to international football when the sides met earlier this year, scoring 79 seconds after coming on as a substitute in the 4-0 win at Wembley. With studio guests Ian Wright and Lee Dixon, and commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Euro 2016 Qualifier Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of England's final Euro 2016 qualifier against Lithuania. 11.40 The Job Lot New series of the sitcom set in a West Midlands job centre. When Karl finds a pregnancy test in Natalie's drawer, he assumes that she is pregnant and sets about proving what a great father he can be, but his over-the-top efforts have the opposite effect. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Kim reels when her plans backfire. Cleo's jealousy takes over when she makes a discovery. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Jamie's Super Food On the Greek island of Ikaria, Jamie finds out about wholegrain cracked wheat as a possible reason why so many locals live for so long. 8.30 Food Unwrapped In Ghana, Kate learns that pineapples contain a special enzyme that attacks and destroys dead skin cells in your mouth. 9.00 First Dates A special episode of the dating series in aid of Stand Up to Cancer. Fred and his team welcome hopeful single people from across the country and, for one episode only, some familiar faces from the world of show business, who are also looking for love. 10.05 Gogglebox Television review comedy series. A celebrity special in aid of Stand Up To Cancer. 11.05 Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers Series exploring extraordinary love lives in today's Britain. 12.10am 24 Hours In A&E 1.05 Hunted 2.05 FILM: An American In Madras (2013) 3.30 Grand Designs Australia 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.25 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby's Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Yorkshire Vet 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: The Good Witch's Gift (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac tells Leah that he is prepared to get a paternity test if it will make her feel better. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech. Y 8.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Pet-loving comedians Dave Spikey and Ellie Taylor are on hand to enjoy some greedy pigs, terrifying tortoises and a hefty dose of pet fails in this clip show. 9.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Joan Rivers Documentary series. America's outrageous, acid-tongued queen of comedy was known for her love of cosmetic surgery, but it was during a routine, low-risk procedure that Joan Rivers eventually met her fate in 2014 at the age of 81. She continues to cause controversy even after her death, with her daughter Melissa accusing her medics of serious errors. Forensic physician Dr Jason Payne-James examines the hours leading up to her death in an effort to establish why she died. 10.00 The Joan Rivers Position: The Best Of See highlights. 11.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. 12.00am 41 Dogs In A 3-Bed Semi 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Underground Britain 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don't Echo 9.00 Trollied 9.30 Moone Boy 10.00 Mount Pleasant 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard's Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.20 Family Guy 12.45 Together 1.15 Asian Provocateur 1.45 Is Britain Racist? 2.45 Live At The Apollo 3.15 Russell Howard

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 The Secret Life Of Ice 9.00 The Great British Year 10.00 Rhymes, Rock & Revolution: The Story Of Performance Poetry. See highlights. 11.00 Servants: The True Story Of Life Below Stairs 12.00am A Renaissance Education

12.10pm Coronation Street 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Viral Tap

10.50am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.35am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Bad(ish) Robots 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Haunting In Connecticut (2009) 11.05 Gogglebox 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.50am How To... Beat Hunger

11.05am River Cottage Bites 11.20 FILM: The Black Arrow (1948) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Catch 10.00 The World's Most Extreme 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.15am 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am An Inspector Calls (1954) 12.40pm Went The Day Well? (1944) 2.30 Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957) 4.35 Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949) 6.55 Hero (2002) 8.50 Suffragette Interview Special 9.00 Fast And Furious 5 (2011) 11.35 The Iron Lady (2011) 1.40am Night Of The Creeps (1985) 3.35 Close