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SPECTACULAR Stunning styles at The Specky Wren

ANDREW KAY DINES OUT Italian sharing in Covent Garden

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Romesh Ranganathan – Irrational Crawley’s favourite grumpy comic has announced a massive tour next year. This is the show that would have arrived at the Edinburgh Fringe this year were Ranganathan not off filming Asian Provocateur for BBC3 this Summer. Bound to be a laugh, and if you miss this date catch him

ne weekend in November I am going to be doing all the things this fair city has on offer in a very hectic fashion. I know this because it is birthday season. Another birthday season. And three of my friends are celebrating on the same Saturday.

So, to start off with it’s Brighton’s inaugural ComicCon that weekend.

The streets will be paved with awesome costumes. I simply cannot wait to see James Masters adored by the Buffy-verse of Brighton & Hove, two Doctor Whos, the actual Greedo (who fired first?!), as well as a variety of authors, artists and generally colourful and stunningly attired folk. It will be glorious. And that’s my first birthday pal’s celebration. Sweet, eh?

Come early afternoon it’s time for a different lot of superheroes to assemble. Meeting in town to embark on a trek across the stunning countryside that surrounds us. Seriously – how is it that we have the ultimate in escapism buzzing away at the Metropole Hotel and the most picturesque scenes from nature literally surrounding us on all sides?

There will be orcs marauding the Downs before the day is out! Or maybe just West Street, but you get the idea.

Our walk is set to take us from the centre of Brighton, over hill and dale – anyone know what a ‘dale’ is? – and conclude in nearby Lewes, renowned for fireworks, an old castle, and some very pretty shops and public houses. Cross your fingers the weather will hold out and we’ll have the perfect exhibition followed by expedition combo.

And then, in the evening, back to Brighton for the kind of party our seaside town has become ever-so well known for: fancy dress. To be more precise, themed fancy dress. If you don’t see at least five people (stag and hen do’s don’t count) in outlandishly inexplicable gear on a Saturday night then you’re not in Brighton. A friend of mine got quite indignant when the teller at his local off license barely blinked when he arrived to purchase beer, framed with a full papier maché picture installation mounted around his head. They’ve seen it all. Don’t take it personally.

So never mind four seasons in one day, I’ve got a taster board of Brighton in one weekend. And I haven’t even planned Sunday yet. www.filmandcomicconbrighton.com

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playing Crawley in May. Clair Hall, Haywards Heath, 25 February 2016, £tbc, www.romeshranganathan.co.uk Songhoy Blues Their debut album, Music In Exile, produced by Nick Zinner of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, was released to widespread acclaim in February of this year.

Concorde 2, 3 November, £12, www.seetickets.com Love Revisited To mark the 10th anniversary of Arthur Lee’s passing, Love Revisited sees his longest serving band perform classic songs from Love’s first three albums.

Komedia, 4 July 2016, £16, Komedia.co.uk

IN THIS ISSUE 5 Andrew Kay Yak Yak Yak The sweetness that’s a weakness 7 Inteview – Fred MacAulay Independence, feminism & farts 8 Latest TV Mike Mendoza & other highlights 11 Commutable/Get On Board Will Harris trains it, and bus travels 12 Hot List Restaurants, cafes & takeaways 12 The Box Andrew Bullock on British drama 13 Andrew Kay Dines Out Go to town at Cicchetti 15 Bad Jews West End comes to Theatre Royal 16 Science/Brighton’s Arty Gardening well & bags of art 17 Specky Wren The best dressed eyes in town 19 Entertainment news What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music – plus the chart 22 Mike Ward At Large/Reviews Mike’s hat’s on! plus what’s been happening around our city 23 TV Listings TV Listings for the next seven days

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ANDREW KAY YAK YAK YAK

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SUGAR SUGAR am often asked if I have a sweet tooth. I have indeed got a sweet tooth which perfectly matches my savoury tooth, the bitter tooth, the sour tooth and if it comes to it my umami tooth. What I do not have is a full set of teeth.

In the words of the great and so under-valued Pam Ayres – “Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth”.

Yes there are gaps, and a crown and probably worse to come – and on the whole it must be down to sugar. I like sweet things, it’s one of the qualifications for doing this job I guess – but it does come with a down side, or indeed several down sides. One of them is the teeth, oh what havoc the sweet stuff plays with your gnashers, and second of course – the weight.

I was not a chubby kid, I traversed the landscape of my teens as a slim person and my twenties were equally slender. It was when I hit my thirties that it started to pile on and that was when I started to earn a decent salary and developed my restaurant habit.

I went from a size 30 inch waist in steady increments from that point on and before you ask, at that point I did still do a fair amount of exercise, cycling to and from Streatham and Mayfair every day, swimming most mornings and even running from my home around Streatham common and back before that ride to work. It may be hard to believe but it is true, although I will admit that the running was a short phase cut off when I was knocked down and left in a gutter by a rather rude driver.

Grazed knees and a bad back put paid to my jogging exploits.

So it had to be food and to be frank my rather extravagant taste in food. I have always loved sweeties too and in particular things like sherbet – which is after all just a bag of sour sugar.

Last week I went to Brighton and Hove Council’s launch of a new campaign called Sugar Smart. It was a well run affair at which we were shown a very empassioned video by the very empassioned Mr Jamie Oliver about the harm that the amount of sugar in our diets is doing to us. Pretty compelling stuff it was too, with horrific details

mother and daughter Toni and Aaliyah stood up and spoke about the changes that they had made to their eating habits. Orange juice, I drink litres of the stuff but now I know that a finger width in a glass is about as much as I should drink in a day – who would have thought it, who?

The campaign will include debates, kitchen garden projects and resources to help promote heath and wellbeing – and a good thing it is too and I will certainly be getting behind it in as many ways as I can. I may even shed a few pounds myself, sadly my lost teeth are but a memory now but I can work hard at trying to hang on to those that are left.

What I would hate to see though is the demonisation of sugar to the point that it becomes a prohibited substance, a Class A drug! I was impressed by Jo Railing from the Jamie Oliver Food Foundation, and a Brighton resident. She clearly said that sweet treats are not to become forbidden pleasures, and I am sure she is right. Ban it and it will only create a black market!

My personal view is that we have become a nation of grazers, snacking at will. Two members of our team here at Latest spend a great deal of time, and money, buying convenience foods to eat at their desks (you know who you are). Much of it not particularly healthy and much full of sugar. I am not innocent either, I snack and eat bad stuff, although after those amputation shots I will be thinking more seriously about whether I need that Sherbet Fountain.

As a man with no kids I do not want to seem preachy, but I would suggest that we go back to the days when children would ask first before opening the biscuit tin or the fridge door. Let’s put the “please may I” question back into our vocabulary and in that way not only improve the health of future generations but also improve that good old fashioned concept of manners.

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about the number of amputations that are carried out in the UK each year that are caused by Type 2 diabetes.

It was thought-provoking stuff and certainly the evidence that one needs to see, that and the scary statistics shown for childhood obesity. I was heartened to see that here in Brighton and Hove that childhood obesity statistic is not as alarming as for most of the rest of the country but it is still pretty grim reading.

Awareness is at the heart of the campaign and some of the material we were shown is extraordinary, the amount of sugar in a single can of sweet fizzy pop, in a chocolate snack and even in products that are heavily promoted as being a “healthy” choice. I for one would prohibit the use of the word healthy in the marketing of a food item unless it can be substantiated with hard evidence, but I would also ban the use of the word ‘gourmet’ in conjunction with the word burger, that’s just me!

Sugar is everywhere, in vending machines attached to sports facilities and health clubs, hidden away in breads and sauces and savoury dishes as well as puddings – it’s nigh on impossible to avoid it.

It’s also lurks in so many things that we think are a healthy alternative, like fruits and fruit juices. I was most impressed when channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

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FRED MACAULAY THE INTERVIEW

VICTORIA NANGLE TALKS INDEPENDENCE, FEMINISM… & FARTS Hello Fred, how is this week treating you?

It's been a good week. It's a mixture of writing and preparing for Edinburgh Fringe and a couple of days off. Just about to go walk our two dogs.

So, your show description says that it’s looking at how Scotland will shape up after last year’s referendum. With the massive landslide victory for the SNP in Scotland being hailed as a move in the right direction by much of England, do you think Scotland might be open to annexing us down south as an alternative to independence?

It's a serious question. There's no doubt that Cameron and Her Majesty were thrilled with the outcome of the referendum... and I reckon that was partly due to a likely rush to self determination for other pockets of the UK. Nicola Sturgeon has been in China this week. I believe the Communist Party hierarchy invited her out there to ask what it's like to have a one party state!

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Here in Brighton we responded to the general election with The People’s Republic Of Brighton & Hove – 16,000 likes on Facebook.

What do you think to us being Scotland’s Rock Of Gibralta-style southern holiday destination via political alliance (just as a theory, as clearly I have no authority at all)?

It's a good plan. Given the summer we've had up here, we could all do with a southern retreat. I was never great at geography... is Brighton South of the equator?

Your show is also said to look at your own family life. As a comedian you must get lots of people trying to tell you stories “for your show”.

Do your family ever bring you stories you have to let them down gently over?

I usually run my lines past my wife. On many occasions she's added to routines, always making them stronger and funnier. As for other people, well we all get 'jokes' and get told we can use them. I'd love to finish a 90 minute gig with "... and a taxi driver told me I could use that".

I'd love to finish a 90 minute gig with ‘…and a taxi driver told me I could use that’

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ago. North Korea has gone quiet for the time being, I'm guessing Kim Jong Un has found a girlfriend, he's found a girlfriend... he's found a gir...

We've got Donald Trump leading the polls for The Republican nomination. Hilary Clinton was seen measuring the White House lawn for the cartwheels she'll be doing there if he actually does win the nomination. And at home, we're just waiting for the oil price to recover and to see how ugly the fight between Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon will be.

Do your family members ever second guess if something they’ve said or done will make it onto radio or your live shows (sorry, I’m making your homelife sound a bit like You’ve Been Framed)?

No, I'll usually tell them if I'm working on a routine.

It’s been a delight hearing you regularly on ‘The News Quiz’. and a shame that Sandi Toksvig’s leaving, but a marvellous reason why.

How do you think Miles Jupp’s stepping up as chair in her place will change the tone, if at all?

I'm delighted for Miles. I also think it's a great shout by BBC Radio 4.

Obviously he'll bring a lot of his character to the gig, just as Sandi did.

Sandi was very different from Simon (Hoggart) and I think that there'll be less of a difference between Sandi and Miles. Both are stage performers, principally as comedians, which Simon wasn't, so they're much more comfortable with round the table stuff.

There has been some discussion as to whether SNP MPs should have the right to vote on policies that only affect England, Wales or Northern Ireland. If you could propose three policies that could only apply to England, Wales or Northern Ireland, what would you suggest?

1) I'd make it illegal to wave your fists in the air in the House of Commons when welfare measures are being debated.

2) I'd make it compulsory for the people of England Wales and NI to have at least one week a year in Scotland. Then you'd understand why we moan so much.

3) I'd make it illegal to be Iain Duncan Smith (belt and braces for policy number 1 above).

You are very generous with your radio time. As well as your own show it’s been good hearing you play all of the regular supporting roles on ‘Bridget Christie Minds The Gap’. How much of a feminist were you before you got involved with Bridget’s show, and has anything in particular from the shows resonated with you more than the rest?

It's not generosity... it's a living! I was SO pleased to get the Bridget gig. I like to think that my journey to Feminism has been longer and more arduous than anyone else who worked on the show, given my decades of Misogyny.

What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?

A fart.

If you could have any superpower at all, what would you choose and why?

To fart at will. We all need a laugh.

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Getting back to the show, it’s called ‘2015’ – we’re only halfway through 2015 so what might you foretell for the rest of it?

Who knows? On the world stage, we've got Putin at loggerheads with the G7 over Crimea and Ukraine. I don't like the resonances with 101 years watch on

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thelatest.tv ike Mendoza joined Latest TV one month prior to the launch, with Latest TV not 100 per cent certain what Mike was going to do. A news reading shift was on the agenda plus we decided to air an idea that Mike had for a newspaper review show. A pilot was made and Latest TV were pleased with what was put together, thus The Newspapers review show was born and has been on air since day one.

We are planning to start a new National Newspaper Review Show soon.

Mike says; “I wanted to put together a show purely based on the local press, it works really well and I have been very lucky to attract a very good selection of ‘newspaper reviewers’. I designed the show on a similar format to that you will see on Sky News or the BBC – the only difference is no one is doing the 'locals' which makes us unique. It gives us a chance to talk about local issues that concern local people with local people commenting.”

Mike goes on, “When I started at Latest TV I was going to read the news just a couple of days a week, but as time went on I started to do

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Since we went ‘live’ in the afternoons I have found the experience highly rewarding and at times slightly stressful. It's not unknown for part of the set to fall down and you just have to keep on going as the audience do not see the falling part due to the very high tech equipment used, plus green screen technology”.

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Show which was an all-inclusive entertainment and chat show which was broadcast from the Pavilion on Worthing Pier. Unfortunately the show ended after six months due to Mike's other commitments to the current affairs team. It is hoped that a similar show will be in the pipeline.

Mike Mendoza started working as a broadcaster in 1970 in New Zealand, and since then he has worked on both radio and television in Australia, America, New Zealand, Italy and of course in the UK. Mike is well known to radio listeners for the 11 years spent at LBC and 6 years with National Talk Station TalkSport, where he achieved the number one position at night time with an audience in excess of one million. Mike also hosted a series of audience participation talk shows on Sky over 13 weeks.

The last word from Mike? “I am thrilled to be working with such a great team at Latest TV and look forward to many more years in front of the camera.” And we love working with you too Mike.

seven days per week.

Mike also presents The Vote several times per month, this is a political discussion programme. He also presented the Adur & Worthing

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A group in Sheffield tell us about an ordinary day's excursion which led to the discovery of a hidden cemetery. Their trip turned into a mission to uncover the past and unite the community around their heritage and create the Friends of Wardsend Cemetery to bring the past back to life.

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John Clarkson is a master experimenter, with the deep fat fryer. He runs Mister Eaters, a fish & chip shop in Lancashire and has invented, wait for it... the deep fried milkshake! A wonderful concoction of chocolate, banana, or strawberry milkshake deep fried in crispy batter. He has also invented the deep fried Ferrero Rocher, a lovely treat for the Ambassador when he comes round!

Watch this week's Digital Nation to find out how long it took him to perfect the art of the deep fried milkshake. But chippy owner John won't spill the battered beans – he says he's determined to keep the magic ingredients his top secret.

Moving to Scotland, Digital Nation will give you a fascinating glimpse into Edinburgh's tragic war hero, Hector Macdonald. Historian Daniel Grey tells the tale of the brave working class military hero whose

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skill as a shrewd tactician made him a fast rising star, rewarded with a knighthood in 1898. But envy, rumour and allegations of homosexuality dragged him down to the depths of despair. Not much is known about this Scottish hero or the bigotry that eventually killed him – but Digital Nation is pleased to be bringing back his forgotten legacy.

seamlessly into Sunday morning with this early window into interviews, videos and exclusive performances from the already and soon to be famous faces of music. This week host Mark Del is joined for live sessions from Beth Frisby and Ed James, and takes an in-depth look at indie favourites Reverend and the Makers.

A true treat for LatestTV, if you haven’t caught F-Stop yet make a date with it this week as it marks one of our great exchanges with other local television channels, allowing us to bring the cream of the crop from the rest of the country to you. F-Stop showcases some of the best filmmakers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands – a fertile ground for indie creativity, if these guys are anything to go by. Tonight’s focus turns on the Nottingham hub Lace Market Media Group, headed by filmmakers Matthew and Mark Daunt with an output that ranges from documentaries to dramas and everything inbetween. That’s broad! And ambitious! And those who dare...

Guy Lloyd’s Telly Show, Friday 16 October, 9.30pm Guy Lloyd may be the voice of the people on drivetime radio, but he’s all ears to hear what they have to say back here! Guy hits the streets of Brighton and the internet highways of YouTube regarding the burning issues of the week, asking if we, as individuals, are doing enough for the environment, and investigating our relationship with our clothes. Maybe we’ll find out just how fortunate lucky pants really are...

International Chef Exchange, Monday 19 October, 9.30pm Another chance to catch Andrew Kay’s visit to Sicily with British ice cream maker Seb Cole, and see what happened when Seb swapped places with one of the town of Acireale’s master gelato makers. It’s enough to make your mouth water – and want to book a winter sun getaway asap!

Latest TV’s Big News, Thursday 15 October, 3pm Still in Scotland, you will see the last surviving example of Glasgow's golden ship building era. In 1905, the titan crane was a revolutionary electrically operated crane – it weighs an astonishing 800 tonnes and is now only one of seven titan cranes remaining in the world. Digital Nation looks at how the engineering miracles of these metal beasts once catapulted Glasgow, and the whole of the UK, to world glory.

Watch Digital Nation to meet the noble young man, Ben Smith, who has set out to break the world record by running 401 marathons in 401 days. Ben Smith told Digital Nation how he has prepared to defy the meaning of the word ‘impossible’.

What makes this mission impossible truly spectacular is that he's doing it to fight bullying and raise £250,000 for charity.

Each film in the show is a highlight, including the UK's first ever board games cafe in Oxford, with over 2,000 board games to play whilst having a mocha!

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By the very nature of the beast, there’s just no telling what will be on the news on any given day, but with two hours of rolling live – yes,

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You Make It, We Show It!, Saturday 17 October, 8pm Who’s the star? You’re the star!

Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present the films made by the great and the fabulous of Brighton and East Sussex, and that means you. Or even your neighbour, best mate, sister, stepdad or ex boss. If you haven’t sent any of your own films in, tune in and you might catch a familiar face or two amongst this week’s stars.

that is absolutely live so hold onto your hats! – programming anything could happen.

Combining commentary on the trending stories, interviews with those in the know, as well as rolling news providing up-to-theminute sports, national and international updates, it’s the place to find out the bottom line.

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Discover hidden gems such as Ashdown Forest on the outskirts of the city s autumn is upon us and the seasons are changing, why not catch a bus to one of the numerous beautiful golden brown spaces that you can explore in Sussex? We’ve highlighted a couple of our favourites for you below.

Head up to Stanmer Park, one of Brighton’s hidden gems located just on the outskirts of the city. Filled with beautiful woodland walks and extensive open lands, Stanmer is perfect for family, friends and explorers alike. Whilst the park provides wonderful natural vistas, Stanmer Village and Stanmer Church demonstrate historical architecture amid the greenland. And to top it all off, the singular landmark of the park is Stanmer House, a Palladian mansion standing for over 100 years, recently restored with a pub and restaurant. Routes 23, 25 and 5B call at the entrance of the park, whereas route 78 takes you right through to its heart.

And if you’re looking to really escape into nature, Ashdown Forest is a beautiful slice of wilderness and rural living that lies between Brighton and Tunbridge Wells. Ashdown Forest is home to a fascinating ecological culture, having been a hunting ground in the past and now common land for numerous types of residents contributing to the preservation of the land.

The vast area has become a refuge for many threatened species of wildlife, including the rare, renowned nightjar and Dartford warbler (and if you’re so inclined, even Winnie-the-Pooh!). Route 29 skirts along the south east edge of the forest – you can either glimpse the vibrant wildlife as you go by or step off and journey on one of the managed pathways into the woodlands.

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t’s Friday evening in W1, work is over for another week, and I am carousing in the courtyard of Soho House with a broadsheet journalist of my acquaintance.

Well, I say carousing. What we’re actually doing is flicking through Google images of bulldog puppies while she coos appreciatively and I make noises like I’m going to be sick.

“You can’t have a dog in that flat,” I say (that flat being a newly purchased one-bed on the Kingsland Road, which she has already packed to the rafters with books, chaise-longues, and recently, a boy). “It’s cruel.”

“I can have a dog in that flat actually,” she replies. “Look, they’re only little. See. This one is in a watering can.”

This is not about the flat. What I’m really saying is I don’t want her to have a dog at all, which in any case is only a proxy baby for urbanites who want something to show off about on Instagram but can’t be bothered to get up in the middle of the night. Having a dog means settling down. Having a dog means we’re not kids any more.

“Can’t you get a cat?” I say.

“Can’t you move back to London?”

She swaggers at me from behind her champagne, for she knows she has hit kryptonite. If inviting a four-legged friend into your life is a symbol of maturity, then following a two-legged one to Brighton is getting dangerously close to middle age.

When my partner of two years accepted a training post at the Royal Sussex County Hospital, I had a choice. I could stay in London, paying exorbitant rent for the privilege of being within spitting distance of a decent John Lewis, or I could move with him to Brighton, and pay exorbitant train fares to have exactly the same privilege, but confined to a 10-hour window. Minus work.

Plus love.

“How is the commute?” probes my friend. “Is it killing you?”

The honest truth is that it isn’t, not really. Flying in the face of the old adage ‘tired of London, tired of life’, leaving London has been surprisingly easy to do, and I suspect a large reason for that ease has been my commute.

The trains mostly leave on time, the 4G mostly holds out throughout the Sussex Weald, and a daily fix of capital life helps keep the worst of the shakes at bay (were it not for my commute, I’d be going cold seagull).

Except of course on nights like tonight, with the wine flowing, and the devil in my ear, and every doorway of the city lit up and alive with possibility.

On nights like this, it’s easy for a commuter to feel like a south-bound Cinderella, one eye on the clock, the other on the National Rail app, as your friends or co-workers surrender themselves to the joy of not knowing where the night will take them.

There is only one place my night is taking me. And it leaves at 20.24.

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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

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INDIAN The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Chaula’s Lewes Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

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A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

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Cafe Chilli Cafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes, but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic green curry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With a varied wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone.

Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'

ITALIAN Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

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But every now and then I am tantalised by something very British, very gritty and very well marketed (it must be if it takes my particular fancy).

My current ‘thing’ is Doctor Foster.

It's four episodes into its five episode run and is magnificent. It's carried pretty much singlehandedly by Doctor F herself (played by Suranne Jones), whose portrayal of Gemma Foster is so bitingly real that it's all I can do from reaching into the TV set and giving her a cuddle.

The husband's annoying. The kid playing the son is good. The woman playing Gemma's doctor friend is pretty odd (I can't tell if the actress means to play her slightly peculiarly or not). But overall the feel to the show is gritty and honest.

There's something about watching TV about marriages falling victim to affairs that has always gripped me. I remember years ago watching Other People's Children with morbid curiosity. Perhaps its because I come from a broken home and I am drawn into the comforting embrace of marital and parental betrayal. Or perhaps I just enjoy watching wives get their own back on opportunistic mistresses.

I digress. It's this kind of television that Britain does best. The soaps are fine for bit of ridiculousness over your spaghetti carbonara dinner and an evening dose of predictable writing and bad acting; but I do find that when a proper dramatic series appears on our TVs, usually on the BBC, ITV or Channel 4, then we are most probably about to witness something good. Unless its Poldark.

But bare-chested rippling muscles scything wheat aside – most contemporary dramas are well made here in the UK. So Doctor Foster has discovered that her husband is a cheat because she noticed a single strand of blonde hair on his scarf. Oh and chapstick in his pocket. Slightly ridiculous really, given that the hair could be from a horse’s mane and the chapstick could be a product of shoplifting from Boots, but in this case she is right to suspect he is having his way with the local blonde.

Now she's gone rogue and is bribing patients with sleeping pills, and accountants with sex, in order to catch hubby out. She's a cunning type and always seems to be walking around with scissors. But whatever happens, I do think she'll use them to snip at her husband.

Here's to a fulfilling conclusion where she slaps the mistress and runs off with the butcher.

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ZILLI SEASON AT CICCHETTI hope you don’t mind but this week I am taking you to London and to Covent Garden. I do this because I know that so many of us will be in London and will want to eat out. Over the years I have filed reviews from so many far flung countries in the knowledge that you are a sophisticated bunch who would like to know about hot dining spots around the globe – as well of course as down here in Sussex.

I happened to be going to the Royal Opera House to see a new production of Orphée et Euridyce that was codirected by Hofesh Shecter, a familiar name to Brighton Dome and Brighton Festival fans.

It was a Sunday Matinee so Mr L and I decided to make a bit of a day of it and have lunch first. At his suggestion we went along to Cicchetti in Wellington Street, there are other branches but this was less than a minute from the opera house so ideally located.

The executive chef for the San Carlo Cicchetti brand is my old friend Aldo Zilli. I first ate his food at Signor Zilli in Soho, an exemplary linguini with hare sauce. Then again when he opened Zilli in Brighton which sadly did not last long despite serving the best squid dish I had tasted in many a year, perhaps only bettered by the squid in vermouth served at La Famiglia in Chelsea many moons ago.

Cicchetti is as bright and buzzy as a Versace tie, all marble and gilt with very smart and very handsome waiters in high collared mess jackets – all very impressive. The menu is all about sharing, a sort of Italian take on tapas – but I have to say, served in far more generous portions than some of the deeply unsatisfactory tapas joints that have emerged over the years, where the word is employed to mean tiny.

Our waiter advised that five dishes would probably be sufficient, took our orders for two glasses of wine that had plenty of choices of wines by the glass – and left us to ponder. It was not a difficult task and as well as the full menu there was a carte of specials.

Mr L had been before so for once I let him drive – and I have to say it was a pleasure to be the passenger for once. I spend far too much time choosing for people. And having been before there were dishes he wanted to try again – thus a plate of rabbit.

When I say plate of rabbit what I should say is boned and rolled rabbit wrapped in pancetta and stuffed with Italian spicy sausage with radicchio

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on the side. It was brilliant, the rabbit sweet, the stuffing spicy, the bacon salty and the radicchio, braised and slightly scorched deeply bitter. It was a triumphant forkful of contrasting flavours and textures and generous to boot.

Next a plate of ravioli, black with squid ink and filled with soft crab meat, all dressed with a rich bisque dotted with tiny and intensely flavoured shrimps and roasted cherry tomatoes. I love tiny shrimps, I love crab and I love well made bisque, again another huge hit.

Pumpkin risotto next, served in a roasted half pumpkin. It was luscious, velvety smooth and packed with flavour –and that was just the risotto.

Perched atop was a parmesan tuile bejewelled with pink pepper berries like an Ascot hat, and smuggled below that hat some shaved truffle. We both raved about it, it was rich and deeply satisfying.

As was our final savoury dish, three large blue cheese gnocchi in a glossy sauce and yet more of that sexy shaved truffle. Are truffles sexy? I think so, which might say as much about my private life as it does about the food.

Our impeccable waiter suggested that we might enjoy our sharing platter of desserts. I wasn’t of a mood to argue and said why not. It arrived looking like yet another hat, this time definitely by David and for Mrs Shilling (look it up!). A flamboyant retro affair, all frills and fancies and very welcome too with a first class pistacchio cake, tiramisu and panna cotta. I was in heaven and will certainly return.

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FROM BAGS TO RICHES

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ver the past six years, since the Brighton’s Arty brand was conceived after one too many round in The Eagle on Gloucester Road, we’ve been privileged to get to know an amazing variety of wonderful local creatives.

And what’s fascinating is seeing their work constantly evolving and diversifying year after year. So it wasn’t a surprise to discover that Monika Jakimauskaite is turning her talents to designing accessories, taking the same mixed media approach that she applies to her highly original artworks.

With a fashion designer mother, and her father an Monika Jakimauskaite actor and semiprofessional photographer, Monika grew up in Lithuania surrounded and influenced by textiles, photography and culture. Now based in Brighton, she combines photography and textiles to create captivating mixed-media artworks. Applying photographic prints to fabric, Monika embellishes with embroidery and appliqué, extending details from the image onto the fabric to create perspective or add ornamental touches. Her current colour palette is simple and minimalistic, dominated by pastels and black and white.

Monika has recently started designing handbags, using the same original mixed-media approach. She adds buttons and textile paints to her creations, producing unique and striking results on beautiful accessories for everyday use.

The bags feature different designs on each side, giving a choice of ways to wear them.

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ast year was a busy year as far as gardening was concerned.

Outside we have four very large, raised beds that were totally overgrown. The students were brilliant at weeding and digging over the raised beds, getting them ready for planting. We also roped in some parents and younger brothers and sisters to help too. Some of the beds have been used for the Natural Cosmetic Beauty Range Project where we have planted scented flowers and berries. One of my aims is to eventually establish a tea plantation. It can be done; there was one at Unilever Research in Bedford where I use to work.

For the rest of the beds we planted vegetables. The seeds were kindly donated by our receptionist Bernie and her husband. Furthermore, Jigsaw Gardening donated the gardening tools. We linked up with the homeless charity Crossover who run a street kitchen.

Crossover have this to say: “we are local people passionate about providing food and support, where feasible, to the homeless and needy in Brighton and the surrounding area.”

The other day we started to harvest our crop. Crossover came to collect the produce and what a lot there was too! I have to say I was very surprised with our haul. We took a permaculture type approach to growing the vegetables.

We carried out minimal weeding and didn’t use any chemical pest control. The crops that did the best were root vegetables such as carrots and beetroots, where we just scattered the seeds across the ground.

Annoyingly though we lost the entire crop of broad beans to black fly so we will have to come up with some solutions for next time.

This is what the Permaculture Association has to say about Permaculture: Permaculture combines three key aspects: 1 An ethical framework 2 Understandings of how nature works, and 3 A design approach This unique combination is then used to support the creation of sustainable, agriculturally productive, non-polluting and healthy settlements. In many places this means adapting our existing settlements.

In other cases it can mean starting from scratch. Both offer interesting challenges and opportunities.

The word 'permaculture' comes from 'permanent agriculture' and 'permanent culture' – it is about living lightly on the planet, and making sure that we can sustain human activities for many generations to come, in harmony with nature.

So we have started to cover some of these permaculture principles but wouldn’t it be great if all schools across the UK grew fruit and vegetables for the homeless!

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They provide comprehensive eye tests, fit all types of contact lenses, with NHS patients welcome. The Optometrist’s focus is solely on your care and wellbeing. A detailed and thoughtful eye test with the Optometrists will check vision, ocular health, and for a range of eye conditions.

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Brighton Early Music Festival unearths valuable contributions from women

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t was previously thought that a woman's role in early music was either domestic or as theatrical singers, but research over the last few decades has cast their contribution in a new light.

Artistic Directors Clare Norburn and Deborah Roberts mention in their brochure introduction for example that composers such as Elisabeth Jacquet de La Guerre were "fully professional and highly revered women in receipt of high salaries, or living from the proceeds of their publications". This research has led to 2015's Brighton Early Music Festival theme

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of women (as creators, enquirers, muses, enchanters).

De La Guerre's work will be performed by the London Handel Players featuring the superb, renowned soprano Ruby Hughes (winner of the 2009 London Handel Singing Competition and a previous BBC New Generation Artist). You can hear the Judith cantata on Youtube and the prominence of the harpsichord and singing style are a good example of the early music style if you haven’t heard any before. In fact, if you're new to classical music then early music is a good style to try out in general since it's often fairly accessible and melodic, particularly compared to modern classical.

(St George's Church, Saturday 31 October, 7.30pm) The Orlando Consort are presenting a new soundtrack to Carl Theodor Dreyer's classic film La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc, including music from the era such as Guillaume Dufay and also plainsong. Such haunting a cappella choral music has a clear passion in it and leaves a stark, ethereal impression on you in a live setting. (St George's Church, Friday 30 October, 7.30pm) One of the concerts I'm most excited about involves "trance and meditation in an Italian renaissance" which was enough to pique my interest straight away. Three different choirs will be evoking the mood of 16th century Ferrara, including some first modern performances discovered through research by Musica Secreta.

It might sound daft or superfluous to go on about venues when the music is obviously the most important thing, but I'm often surprised when long-term Brighton residents haven't been in St Bartholomew's Church before. It's a stunning building and choral music sounds fantastic there, so this is a great opportunity to visit while hearing some music for the first time in hundreds of years. (St Bartholomew's Church, Saturday 24 October, 7.30pm) There are a lot more brilliant looking events at the festival; I've highlighted some picks from the first half of the programme here and will discuss later shows in a future column. I've been to a lot of BREMF shows myself and the high quality performances of sublime music is striking. It makes for some truly different and atmospheric nights out.

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very Sunday at 9pm for the last two years, Latest TV brings you the best of the independent filmmakers from all across the country thanks to the show FilmFest On TV. Halloween is around the corner and we did not want to lose the opportunity of having a special show with some killer short movies (pun intended). Even though the special episode is already in the making, it is NOT too late to send your Halloween themed films! If you have a horror film, gore film... or even a sweet film where something horrible happens, get in touch with us and you could see your film on TV. If this sounds like something you would be interested in, please contact me, Jessica Kellgren-Hayes via jessica@thelatest.tv. Please provide a link where we can see your film as well as the title, a short summary and the exact runtime of your movie. The subject of the email should be ‘FilmFest Halloween Episode’.

Having a special Halloween episode is not news when it comes to television shows. Many of the most relevant talk shows and TV series have been entertaining us through the years with scary dramas and funny sitcom episodes. From animation, to drama or comedy, our televisions (or more likely our computers or tablets) fill with the Halloween spirit. Who did not enjoy big classic hits from the 90s such as Friends or The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air offering their best Halloween episodes? The list of modern and classic shows that had a special episode around the 31st of October is endless.

From the very funny Simpsons ‘Treehouse of Horror’ episodes, to the creepy American Horror Story. Not to mention the American TV series Supernatural from the CW network, where almost every episode could be a Halloween one! Even realities or cooking shows have played its part in special recipes episodes, like the British show Come Dine With Me. Halloween episodes are and have been a must-do for TV shows.

However, if you are too tired to go Trick or Treating or you are not a filmmaker and still want to enjoy some of the best horror short films from our British talent, please make sure you tune in on 1st November at 9pm on www.thelatest.tv or Channel 8 in Freeview if you live in Brighton & Hove. Have a spooky Halloween everyone!

For more reviews, subscribe to my YouTube channel, MissJessicaKH and watch Latest TV’s film review show MovieLine, every Wednesday at 6.30pm and repeated through the week. Check listings in this magazine for more!

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First the Tchaikovsky favourite Swan Lake, featuring some of ballet’s most memorable music. An all-time classic, the story overflows with evocative orchestrations and breath-taking dance.

There are few scores more successful in supporting the full range of ballet than those by Tchaikovsky.

The romance and verve with which Tchaikovsky infused classical dancing makes his scores unsurpassed, masterpieces, not only in terms of music but also of theatre.

The story tells of a princess who is turned into a swan by an evil curse. The spectacular choreography allows the company’s dancers to demonstrate their brilliant skills to full effect. The twinned role of the pure White Swan and the scheming, duplicitous Black Swan tests the full range of a ballerina’s powers, particularly in the two great Pas de Deux.

Prince Siegfried chances upon a flock of swans while out hunting. When one of the swans turns into a beautiful woman he is instantly captivated – will his love prove strong enough to break the evil spell that she is under?

Highlights of the ballet include the charming Dance of the Little Swans performed on the shores of a moonlit lake as well as sweeping ballroom waltzes set in the splendour of the Royal Palace.

Swan Lake is full of mystery and romance and has captured the imagination of generations over the years. This production offers an opportunity for ballet lovers to see Swan Lake performed by an established

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and renowned theatre company that has won many awards and is considered to be one of the best in Russia.

The second performance in the annual Russian State Ballet tour will be the eternal seasonal favourite The Nutcracker, directed and choreographed by former Bolshoi Theatre Ballet dancer Konstantin Uralsky.

The Christmas story is based on The Nutcracker and the Mouse King written by E.T.A. Hoffmann. It tells the story of Marie, a sad little girl, whose godfather Drosselmeyer gives her a Nutcracker doll as a present on Christmas Eve which turns into a prince, and the magic begins… A highly accessible ballet, full of familiar music such as The Spanish Dance, The Arabian Dance, The Russian Dance, The Chinese Dance, The Waltz of the Flowers and the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Featuring an impressive cast and accompanied by a large live orchestra with over 30 musicians the Russian State Ballet and Opera House annual visit to the Congress is always a joy to behold and the company has ensured that classical ballet remains just as spellbinding today as it was when it was performed 120 years ago.

The Nutcracker is an enchanting feast for the eyes, and an ideal introduction to the magic and romance that is classical ballet. Audiences young and old are sure to find this production irresistible.

Third in the run is the adventurous Don Quixote. Don Quixote is based on episodes from the famous novel by Cervantes. Quixote himself delights in stories of brave knights, fabulous giants and other fantastical creatures. But most of all, he dreams of his beloved Dulcinea, a woman that he believes to be so lovely and noble that she must be divine. His reveries are of their romantic adventures.

When Don Quixote notices Kitri, the inn-keeper’s daughter, he acclaims her as his Dulcinea, whom evil magicians have reduced to human form. He is then confronted by numerous unexpected situations, tricks and challenge duels.

As he approaches the windmills he can no longer see the moon and thinks that evil magicians have hidden his beloved mistress. So, spear in hand, he tilts at the sails of the windmill, which he mistakes for a giant! Alas, he is caught by one of the sails and flung into the air. He falls unconscious at his ever-faithful servant Sancho Panza’s feet.

These new productions are directed and choreographed by former Bolshoi Theatre dancer, Konstantin Uralsky, who has been creating ballets for more than twenty years. Now, as the company’s Artistic Director, he will bring his unique style and talent to the performances.

Russian State Ballet and Opera House Swan Lake Monday 19 October 7.30pm The Nutcracker Tuesday 20th October 7.30pm Don Quixote Wednesday 21 October, 7.30pm Tickets £26 – £34 available online at eastbournetheatres.co.uk or call the Box Office on 01323 412000

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Jane Weaver – Cosmic folk songstress is back in Brighton iverpool born, and Manchester based, Jane Weaver has been making music since the Britpop era, beginning with indie hopefuls Kill Laura, and then folktronica project Misty Dixon. As a solo artist since the late 90s, she has developed a cult following with her take on psychedelic folktronica, adhering to a DIY approach since getting burned by her earlier major label experiences. Last year's The Silver Globe album, her sixth, features contributions from long-time friend Badly Drawn Boy, and David Holmes, and is a concept album of sorts, about the possible futures for artists and musicians, while her Bird label (an offshoot of her husband Andy Votel's Twisted Nerve label) is gaining a reputation for releasing quality psych folk releases by women.

liked magic mushrooms… It's such a great record, I never tire of it. It's a journey from start to finish! I started working on a song and then included a chunk of Star Cannibal. I was far more nervous speaking to Dave Brock (Hawkwind's lead singer) than Chris Martin!

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Coldplay sampled one of your songs (Silver Chord). Did they seek permission?

Yes they did, although I think it was pretty last minute... They'd already

been using it live and had recorded the album. It's no big deal really, I think some people expected me to say ‘no’ because it's maybe not my cup of tea being so commercial.

But I'm no Coldplay hater.

I see you also included a Hawkwind sample, and that you are a dedicated fan.

In my late teens I listened to a lot of rock music, some of this included space rock and Hawkwind. Church of Hawkwind was recommended to me by a local hippy guy years ago who

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Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

How do you feel about the cosmic folk songstress tag?

Well, anything sounds better than 'singer songwriter', I hate that tag more than anything. I would love to look like Stacia from Hawkwind and sound like Kate Bush, so I suppose that's pretty cosmic.

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What attracted you to making music and performing?

I saw Kate Bush on TV when I was five and that was it. She made such an impression on me as soon as I got the opportunity to form a band in my late teens I started gigging and recording.

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ish Kumar – Long Word, Long Word, Blah Blah Blah... I'm so clever, Brighton Dome, Studio, Saturday 24 October, £10 “There was once a brilliant comedy show in Brighton (on 24th October 2015 at the Brighton Dome) by a handsome comedian called Nish Kumar. Everyone who went to see it agreed that it was the best show they had ever seen and that going to it had improved their lives beyond recognition. Everyone who didn’t see it agreed that they had missed the greatest moment in the history of Brighton and they all worked together to invent a time machine so they could go back and undo their great error. And they did and then everyone lived happily ever after.”

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Alfie Moore – The Naked Stun, Brighton Dome, Studio, Friday 23 October, £13.50/11.50 “George, the Regent Prince, was a naughty and flamboyant royal. He commissioned Brighton’s Royal Pavilion because he liked the sea watch on

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and found cockneys really really annoying (the punishment for anyone using rhyming slang was death). The Prince was the first person to ride a bicycle in Brighton, in June 1812, which was greeted with polite applause except from a drunken teenage lad on a stag-do from London who shouted: ‘Oi look at that poser on his Dick Van Dyke’. Although the Prince spared his life his punishment was to cycle around Brighton completely naked – a channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

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Milton Jones – Milton Jones And The Temple Of Daft, Brighton Dome, Concert Hall, Friday 23 October, £25.50 “Once my family were so concerned about my levels of stress that they all got together and paid for me to stay the weekend at a hotel overlooking Brighton beach. ‘Make sure you relax’ they said ‘Leave no stone unturned.’

Fortunately I distracted myself by starting a bonfire on the pier, not sure what happened in the end.

When people ask if I want to stay in Brighton now I just put on a Madness instrumental backing track, and sing ‘It must be Hove, Hove, Hove. It must be Hove, Hove Hove. (Yes, I am really doing this).

Nothing more, nothing less. Hove is the best’.”

Brighton Comedy Festival listings are at www.brightoncomedyfestival.com

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THE MAX FACTOR on’t laugh, but I've taken to wearing a cap. In fact, I've taken to wearing three, albeit not at once. One black, one green, one grey.

Sometimes I even wear my cap indoors, which I used to think was the sign of an absolute grade-one prat. Come to think of it, that's probably what I still think. It's just I don't seem to care now.

I started wearing a cap for practical reasons. I have what's politely called a "high forehead" which means I burn quite easily in that region and can end up being mistaken for a giant lollipop.

I'd tried other headgear before, but somehow it had never felt right. I have a good friend who regularly wears pork-pie hats and such like, and I believed for a while that this was a look I could copy.

It wasn't. I looked like an utter nincompoop. You need a certain selfbelief, or preferably a certain swagger, to routinely wear that kind of headgear, and sadly I possess neither. My wife and daughter just pointed and laughed.

But they're OK with the cap, and so am I. It feels casual and understated, reasonably non-showy.

Plus it's really comfy.

When I do end up wearing it indoors, it's usually because I've forgotten I've got it on.

Also, as my hair is not only thinning but greying, a cap is a nice way of diverting people's attention from this. I don't want to go down the route of actually disguising the grey with hairdye, because I'm not a tragically narcissistic jerk, so a jauntily placed cap seems a socially acceptable compromise.

As I say, I have three. The one I wear least is the green, which is waxed. I save this for rainy days out with dog, or simply for days when I wish to be mistaken for Prince Philip. We all have those, right?

The grey is made of a thicker, more woolly material, so that's for when it gets nippy. And the black? Well, the black, a lightweight cotton, has become my everyday cap, to the point where I must admit it's starting to look a bit grubby.

Just one key style point, by the way. These two favourite caps of mine aren't just cheap affairs. They're forty-quid-apop Fred Perrys. I'm not sure they're necessarily made any better than the significantly cheaper ones you can get from that guy in Kensington Gardens, but they do have the Fred Perry logo on the side. And that sends out a vital signal. It tells people I have style.

Mind you, since the rest of my clothes are M&S, they'll have figured that out already.

Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Twitter: @mikewardontv

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Die Fledermaus, Theatre Royal Brighton, 6 October 2015, ★★★★★ Ellen Kent has created an intriguing new interpretation of the popular operetta by translating a Russian version into English and the result was fantastic. There were some truly funny scenes, including a newly discovered lament from Eisenstein about how he is to be unjustly incarcerated for shooting his gamekeeper (played with skillful comic timing by Ruslan Zinevich).

Vladimir Dragos (a veteran Kent baritone) was hilarious playing an overthe-top staggering drunk prison guard and there was also superb singing throughout. Maria Tonina was a real crowd-pleaser as Adele with a clear soprano tone and strong pronunciation, all the more important when singing in the audience's mother tongue. There was a light, boozy atmosphere about the show and the crowd which made for a distinctly memorable evening, and a refreshing change for those already familiar with the work.

Joe Fuller

James Bay, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 5 October 2015, ★★★★★ With Bay being known as an up and coming star in the UK it was no surprise that he was nothing short of amazing. There were almost five minute guitar solos between songs, a charm and personality about him, and he seemed to love every minute of it just as much as the crowd did.

It takes a special singer/songwriter to have the crowd singing every word of most of their songs start to finish and James managed to achieve that. Having busked in Brighton in his early years he has some very special memories here and that made the experience even better.

He was backed by a band of very talented musicians who were also fantastic and special credit is due to the keyboardist who provided a mind blowing solo during a cover of 'If I Ain't Got You'. Like every live show it's good to mix up the tempo a bit during the set and that is exactly what happened, bringing the crowd almost to a standstill and getting them straight back up again to the same excitable mood. .

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Material Men & Strange Blooms – Shabana Jeyasingh Dance Brighton Dome, Corn Exchange, 6 October 2015, ★★★★ This double bill began with an explosive electronic crash and then eight androgynous dancers responded to the throbbing chords and harpsichord riffs of Gabriel Prokofiev’s loud music. A quote from Darwin and occasional laser imagery related this to the cellular life of plants, the strange blooms. The frenetic movement of bodies required tremendous precision and trust.

In ‘Material Men’, Sooraj Subramaniam and Shailesh Bahoran danced in contrasting styles to Elena Kats-Chernin’s music, performed live by The Smith Quartet and Leafcutter John. This too was loud. Subramaniam presented variations of classical Indian forms while Bahoran’s dance relies more on visceral strength.

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TUESDAY 13 River BBC1, 9pm Hey guv! You know when someone’s a rogue copper who’s a bit of a maverick but is brilliant, and garners the respect of his colleagues, guv? He has his own show named after him. Guv. John River (Stellan Skarsgard) is a genius police officer haunted by the murder victims whose case he must solve.

CSI: Cyber Channel Five, 10pm Patricia Arquette and her gang are hot on the cyber trail of more cyber criminals up to cyber-no good. Tonight the team get into the nitty gritty of a car service company’s dispatch software when it’s hacked in order to target certain passengers. Big Brother is watching, and carjacking. Be warned.

Together BBC3, 10.30pm You know that early bit in a relationship where everything is exciting, interesting and liable to go Pete Tong at the drop of a hat?

Fertile land to be sown by the form that is the sitcom. Tom and Ellen’s date goes off the rails mixing up Welsh Thai fusion, allergies, lust and criminal charges. Best foot forward...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Cook It 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Millionaires' Row 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts With Clara Reilly. How the death of a child from a plastic bullet outside her front door in Turf Lodge, Belfast during the height of the Troubles was the beginning of a campaign to stop further bloods.

9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts With Roberta Gray. A woman’s fight against depression and how she got her life back through a women’s centre.

10.00 Ordinary Lives 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Noise Reel Extra 11.15 Noise Reel Extra 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Ordinary Lives 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented

by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders Ben comes face to face with a person from the past and quickly sees their true colours.

Shabnam's plan begins to fall apart, but is it for the best? Two residents find themselves taking things to the next level.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Mo is knocked for six when her old friend Sorcia turns up with Mo's surrogate son, William. Sublimating her distress over the break-up of her marriage, Cara defies Raf to help a vulnerable patient. Jesse strives to prove himself as a surgeon when he shadows Sacha for the day.

9.00 River See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Brett: A Life With No Arms Brett: A Life With No Arms.

11.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Actor and writer Mark Gatiss has always had a love of storytelling and a passion for the ghastly and ghoulish, but has always wondered where it comes from.

12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands 8.00 Harvest 2015 Gregg Wallace, Philippa Forester and James Manning roam the country meeting innovative, pioneering farmers and witnessing the harvest as it unfolds.

9.00 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone Gareth Malone presents the search for the nation's best amateur a cappella group. Gareth concludes his intensive training with more expert help and a new focus on performance technique.

10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Joining Jools this week is soul sensation John Newman, Sleaford Mods, Burt Bacharach, Everything Everything, Lizz Wright and Irish folk quartet Lynched.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver Three-part series in which anthropologist professor Alice Roberts and archaeologist Neil Oliver go in search of the Celts.

12.15am Ted Hughes: Stronger Than Death 1.45 Sign Zone: Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 2.45 Sign Zone: Countdown To Life: The Extraordinary Making Of You

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jai puts Kirin in an impossible situation. Chrissie fears for Lawrence.

7.30 Deals, Wheels And Steals Six car dealers compete against each other to bag the best bargain car and sell it on for a profit.

8.00 Eternal Glory Richard Bacon presents this brand new entertainment series in which a group of sporting legends battle it out to be crowned champion of champions.

9.00 Lewis Crime drama series.

Faced with the seemingly impossible task of identifying the remains of a body discovered in a well, Lewis has also got to contend with new boss Chief Superintendent Moody.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon hosts the classic game show.

On the panel this week are journalist and broadcaster Michael Buerk, former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts and radio and TV presenter Dave Berry.

11.40 Benidorm New manager Joyce organises a dance competition for the guests and everyone is eager to take part.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Pete is worried that his sinister secret looks set to be exposed.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot The SNP's Mhairi Black, the youngest MP at Westminster, explains what she says her party has achieved.

8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Reality show following obsessive cleaners. Former beauty queen Kelly from Middlesbrough washes her sink up to five times a day in her battle against germs.

9.00 Educating Cardiff Reality series following the staff and pupils at Willows High School in Cardiff.

The school's performing arts department holds auditions for a farewell concert.

10.00 Girls To Men Documentary following some of the youngest transgender people in Britain and America as they and their families make life changing decisions.

11.05 First Dates A special episode of the dating series in aid of Stand Up to Cancer.

12.15am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.10 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.35 Gillette World Sport 2.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 3.00 Location, Location, Location 3.55 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.05 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby's Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Good Witch, Bad Witch (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah tells Zac that Hunter frightens her, and that she wants nothing to do with him.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series following Lincolnshire's high-speed law enforcement teams.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series following life at the modern-day Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot's former practice.

9.00 Witch Hunt: A Century Of Murder First of a two-part documentary series in which Dr Suzannah Lipscomb investigates the origins of the obsession for mass witch hunts and trials that swept the British Isles 400 years ago.

10.00 CSI: Cyber See highlights.

10.55 The Mysteries Of Laura Comedy drama series about an NYPD homicide detective whose brilliant career is in striking contrast with her chaotic home life, thanks to her lively twin boys and her charming but unreliable soon-to-be ex-husband and fellow cop.

11.55 The Mysteries Of Laura Laura hits the dating scene to find the killer of a lonely 40-something woman who was looking for love.

12.40am SuperCasino 3.10 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Football Fight Club 2 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Together.

See highlights. 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Together 1.00 Football Fight Club 2 2.00 We Want Our Country Back 3.00 Football Fight Club 2

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Wonder Of Bees With Martha Kearney (x2) 8.30 The Secret Life Of Books: The Faerie Queene 9.00 Dam Busters Declassified 10.00 Close To The Edge 10.30 The Joy Of (Train) Sets 11.30 Immortal? A Horizon Guide To Ageing 12.30am Twin Sisters: A World Apart

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tricked 10.00 Glitchy 10.30 The Job Lot 11.00 Release The Hounds 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.00 Glitchy 1.25 The Job Lot

2.05pm Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Joanna Lumley's Trans-Siberian Adventure 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.35am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Bad(ish) Robots 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Empire 10.00 Chewing Gum 10.30 How To... Get Fit 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

11.05am FILM: Bless This House (1972) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am The Long Memory (1953) 12.50pm Decision At Sundown (1957) 2.25 Doctor In Clover (1965) 4.30 Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 6.35 We Bought A Zoo (2011) 9.00 The Grey (2011) 11.15 Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) 1.20am Brick Lane (2007) 3.30 Close

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WEDNESDAY 14 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm The new batch are in. The time has come to discover brand new ways to place feet and other appendages firmly in mouths, thinly disguised as confident affirmations from big egos and money-making hopefuls. Lord Sugar is joined by Karren Brady and Claude Littner in assessing this gang of reprobates.

The Apprentice: You’re Fired BBC2, 10pm Bang! And the first is gone! To paraphrase a well-known ad slogan. One hopeful entrepreneur has already had his dream of working with Lord Sugar cut painfully short as they fell at the first hurdle. Jack Dee and Romesh Ranganathan are joined by the unfortunate soul to discuss where exactly it all went wrong.

Asian Provocateur BBC3, 10.30pm Bam! That Romesh Ranganathan is all over our tellyboxes tonight!

Good thing he’s funny and bright with it. Romesh’s discovery of Sri Lanka, as arranged through the itinerary set by his Sri Lankan mother continues – with her hidden agenda to convince him to lose weight not so hidden when he’s signed up for martial arts.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Bookenders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Burn Up With Natalie 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

7.00 Millionaires' Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, outstanding, and unique dream houses.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 The Easy Riders Viva Valencia!

Danny John-Jules, Steve Keys and Matt Roberts slip into their pink leathers, jump on their bikes and set off on their epic voyage from the UK to Valencia.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: Homes For Veterans Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain.

9.00 The Apprentice See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11.05 Sir Alex Ferguson: Secrets Of Success Documentary. Sir Alex Ferguson is one of the greatest leaders this country has ever produced. He was the mastermind of one of Britain's leading brands. Not a soft drink or a smart phone, but a football club: Manchester United. In 26 years, Sir Alex transformed United into a multimillion-pound global business, picking up every single domestic trophy there is in football along the way. His leadership is unique in the history of world football.

12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Pound Shop Wars 8.45 Terry And Mason's Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Lifeline 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 Jaguars - Born Free: Natural World Special 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands 8.00 Harvest 2015 Gregg Wallace, Philippa Forester and James Manning roam the country meeting innovative, pioneering farmers and witnessing the harvest as it unfolds.

9.00 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama Simon Schama explores the history of British portraiture. Simon looks at portraits of the famous and examines what the celebrated faces of Britain's past and present tell us about our national character. He studies the fine line between fame and celebrity and explores how actor David Garrick used his image to become our first genuine star of the stage.

10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Welcome To The Mosque Documentary filmmaker Robb Leech explores Europe's biggest Muslim community, in the heart of London's East End. 12.15am Reginald D Hunter's Songs Of The South 1.15 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers' Northern Exposure 2.15 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The police stage a reconstruction.

7.30 Coronation Street Fiz and Tyrone face Hope's hospital results.

8.00 All Star Mr And Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the game show.

The couples hoping to win big this time are Emmerdale's Kelvin Fletcher and his fiancee Elizabeth, former Hollyoaks actress Gemma Merna and her husband Ian, and fitness guru Mr Motivator and his wife Palmer.

9.00 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun Alexander Armstrong embarks on an epic 8000-mile journey halfway around the Arctic Circle, deep in midwinter - the most spectacular, but potentially deadly, time to explore this incredible region. The Arctic is seen as an unforgiving ice-bound wasteland, but his journey is full of surprises.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Eric Bristow: Sports Life Stories The sports documentary series focuses on one of the absolute legends of the world of darts - Eric Bristow.

11.40 Wild Ireland Christine Bleakley presents a six-part series.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me: Rugby World Cup Special 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Lindsey is devastated in the wake of her discovery. Will she uncover the truth?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Restoring Britain's Landmarks Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at conservation charity, The Landmark Trust, and follows its restorations of some of Britain's most remarkable historical buildings.

9.00 Grand Designs Property design series. Private chef Ed Versluys and pilates instructor Vicky Anderson do not do things by halves. Within two years of meeting they got engaged, sold up, abandoned their city lives, and bought a derelict 1940s concrete cowshed with views over the Somerset countryside. Coo. 10.00 Million Pound Properties Series that goes behind the doors of million-pound properties. In this episode, 22-year-old Lily goes househunting armed with a million-pound trust fund, and the owner of an excouncil flat in Chelsea dreams of a seven-figure sale.

11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Blink 12.30 Embarrassing Bodies: 36-Stone Woman 1.30 FILM: Supermen Of Malegaon (2008) 2.45 FILM: The Violent Men (1955) 4.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.10 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby's Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Client Seduction (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kat is suspicious of all the time that Ricky and Nate are spending together and vents to Hannah, only to discover that they used to be an item.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World's Toughest Prison Documentary revealing the technological leaps forward that have enabled the North Branch Correctional Institution in Maryland to become one of the most secure prisons in the world.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series.

9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt.

The High Court Enforcement Agents face neighbours at war, a showdown in a kebab shop, a plane seizure and a tenant who believes they are going to hell.

10.00 Britain's Flashiest Families Documentary featuring some of the UK's most excessive spenders.

11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York.

11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Bangkok Airport 9.00 Don't Tell The Bride 10.00 Russell Howard's Good News 10.30 Asian Provocateur.

See highlights. 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Asian Provocateur 1.00 Together 1.30 Don't Tell The Bride 2.30 Russell Howard's Good News 3.00 Don't Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Wonder Of Bees With Martha Kearney 8.00 The Search For Life: The Drake Equation 9.00 Planet Oil: The Treasure That Conquered The World 10.00 Ultimate Swarms 11.00 The Great British Year 12.00am The Magic Of Mushrooms 1.00 The Search For Life

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 Release The Hounds 11.00 Tricked 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.55 Release The Hounds

10.50am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.35am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 7.45 FILM: The Golden Compass (2007) 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube 1.00 Troy

11.05am FILM: Night Passage (1957) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2)

11.00am Father Goose (1964) 1.20pm Shane (1953) 3.45 Down To The Sea In Ships (1949) 6.20 Pride And Prejudice (2005) 9.00 Faster (2010) 10.55 The Woman In Black (2012) 12.45am Wuthering Heights (2011) 3.25 Close

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THURSDAY 15 Unforgotten ITV1, 9pm So... now we know that the body they found last week is Jimmy Sullivan it’s time to get down to some serious detecting to find out who dunnit. DCI Cassie Stuart briefs the team on the case and starts going through the numbers in Jimmy’s diary, then heads up to Liverpool to talk to his mother – who is desperate to find the truth.

First Dates Channel 4, 10pm Love on the look out with a fancy meal and a spot of alcoholic lubrication to ease those romantic feelings along. Yes? Possibly. Twins Francesca and Claudia arrive with high hopes and are greeted by former public school pupil Hugo and rapper Marcus. And self-confessed ‘player’ Geo is back for more.

Rosemary And Thyme ITV3, 8pm Who’d’ve thought gardening could be so deadly? Our intrepid landscapers and weeders are sorting out the lawn of a language school when they stumble across the body of the school handyman with his throat cut. That’s not going to be good for the hardy perennials at all.

Time to investigate...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Easy Riders 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bookenders 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

6.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport.

Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more.

10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented

by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders Vincent continues to be caught between Ronnie and Kim. Donna and Fatboy find themselves the gossip of the Square.

Martin receives some life-changing news.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations.

9.00 The Apprentice Reality TV series in which candidates compete for the position of apprentice to multi-millionaire Sir Alan Sugar.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

10.35 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby.

11.35 This Week Andrew Neil reviews the political week.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Eat Well For Less?

9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands 8.00 Harvest 2015 Gregg Wallace, Philippa Forester and James Manning roam the country meeting innovative, pioneering farmers and witnessing the harvest as it unfolds.

9.00 Cradle To Grave Sitcom.

Double lives are being led by father and son as Spud embarks on his first day on the straight and narrow as a commissionaire and Danny poses as David Essex's brother.

9.30 Cradle To Grave Sitcom. A tale of two romantic milestones in the Baker family history - daughter Sharon's much anticipated wedding and the 1949 courtship of one Freddie Baker and Betty Lockwood.

10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired The newly-fired candidate from The Apprentice receives a grilling in front of a studio audience.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone Gareth Malone presents the search for the nation's best amateur a cappella group.

12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: Horizon: Are Video Games Really That Bad? 1.45 Sign Zone: Doctor Who

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Adam's discovery shakes his faith in Aaron.

7.30 Tonight From the nursery to university, the cost of raising a child has reached a record high. With finances being seriously stretched, more families are choosing the one child option. Tonight investigates where the money goes and what you could do to keep the cost down.

8.00 Emmerdale Aaron is arrested.

Pollard is left seething.

8.30 Paul O'Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O'Grady returns to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home to meet more of the canine residents.

9.00 Unforgotten See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures.

11.10 River Monsters Wildlife documentary series presented by Jeremy Wade. Jeremy takes on Africa's wild Zambezi River to unmask an invisible predator that is dragging fishermen to their deaths.

11.40 Birds Of A Feather Essexbased sitcom about sisters Tracey and Sharon and their larger-than-life friend Dorien.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. A dangerous criminal is back in Hollyoaks and baying for blood.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series.

George meets a couple wanting to transform two dilapidated air raid shelters in their garden.

9.00 Hunted Documentary series following 14 British citizens who are given fugitive status and go on the run in the UK. In the dramatic final episode the last remaining fugitives must reach a pre-arranged 'extraction point' to evade capture once and for all. But with seven days to go the hunters are ramping up their efforts to find them. Stephen and Martin have so far avoided detection by travelling along canal towpaths and communicating to their loved ones by cloaking their presence on the internet.

10.00 First Dates See highlights.

11.05 Gogglebox Television review comedy series. A celebrity special in aid of Stand Up To Cancer.

12.10am Educating Cardiff 1.10 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 2.05 Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers 3.00 Location, Location, Location 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 4.45 Fifteen To One 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby's Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Now That's Funny! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Aurora Teagarden Mystery: A Bone To Pick (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate comes clean about treating Kyle at home and is reported to the medical board.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the UK's subterranean wonders. In Devon, Rob visits a prehistoric cave system that altered Victorian Britain's view of human history.

8.00 Aircrash: Disaster Over New York Documentary. On 12th November 2001, New Yorkers still traumatised from the events of 9/11 two months before watched in horror as American Airlines Flight 587 fell out of the sky onto a densely populated part of the city shortly after take-off from JFK. Had the terrorists struck again?

9.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Chris continues his exploration of the world's most extreme railway lines. Chris sets out to reach the northernmost railway station on Earth.

10.00 FILM: Tombstone (1993) Starring Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Dana Delaney, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Powers Boothe. Gripping, action-packed account of the battle for law and order in the Old West.

12.30am SuperCasino 3.10 41 Dogs In A 3-Bed Semi 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 One Hundred And Eighty! 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Football's Funniest Moments 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Football Fight Club 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard's Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy 11.40 Family Guy 12.00am Family Guy 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Football Fight Club 2 1.45 Don't Tell The Bride 2.45 Together 3.15 Sunny D 3.30 Asian Provocateur

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 9.00 A Very British Romance With Lucy Worsley 10.00 Servants: The True Story Of Life Below Stairs 11.00 Nigel Slater: Life Is Sweets 12.00am Three Men Go To Scotland 1.00 The Joy Of (Train) Sets

1.40pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Funniest Ever You've Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Glitchy 11.20 The Job Lot 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Viral Tap

2.10pm Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme See highlights. 9.00 Million Dollar Princesses 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.35am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Bad(ish) Robots 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 FILM: The Haunting In Connecticut (2009) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory 12.30 Empire

10.00am Time Team 11.05 FILM: Eight O'Clock Walk (1954) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Celebrity Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Disappearing Britain 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am They Might Be Giants (1971) 12.45pm Santa Fe (1951) 2.30 Stagecoach (1966) 4.55 Dancing At Lughnasa (1998) 6.50 Evolution (2001) 9.00 The Host (2013) 11.25 Solomon Kane (2009) 1.30am Dreams Of A Life (2011) 3.25 Close

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FRIDAY 16 TFI Friday Channel 4, 8pm Is it the 90s again? Chris Evans is kicking off the nation’s breakfasts every morning on the radio, he’s back on the telly as the anchor for the next series of Top Gear, and here he is in the middle of the melee that is TFI Friday, with some of the top names in entertainment guesting. Dig out the glow sticks, man...

NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 9pm Like a Tennessee Williams play without the anguish, and with grit exchanges for grits, it’s always fun to see this Southern fried popular drama return to our small screens. Y’all. This week it’s taking Southern hospitality in hand, as a Navy recruiter is killed and the gang try to discover if it’s connected to her fostering work.

The Returned More4, 9pm Series two of the supernatural series set in a remote French village picks up six months on and the population has almost deserted the town. Adele is still pregnant with Simon’s baby – bit of a hoo hah there – and thanks to a fainting spell is taken to hospital and complications ensue. Well, they would do.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Northern Cuisine 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Best of Brighton Lights 2.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories.

7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future.

8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

9.30 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming.

10.00 Beyond The Grave Josh Ellis is joined by Lou Pope, a psychic medium.

10.30 Beyond The Grave 11.00 Noise Reel 11.45 Noise Reel Extra 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Beyond The Grave 4.30 Beyond The Grave 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Donna reels from her discovery, but will she be able to keep it to herself?

8.30 Still Open All Hours 9.00 Have I Got News For You The satirical news quiz returns. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Sue Perkins and two guest panellists.

9.30 The Kennedys Family sitcom set in the 1970s. Some Scandinavians have moved in to Jessop Square, and Brenda and Jenny are beside themselves. Whatever they do, they simply must make friends with them.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a chat show.

11.20 Asian Provocateur Documentary series.

11.50 FILM: The Disappearance Of Alice Creed (2009) Starring Gemma Arterton, Eddie Marsan and Martin Compston. British thriller.

1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Gardeners' World 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 Galapagos: Islands Of Change Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action.

7.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood bake challenges set in Bread and Desserts weeks.

8.00 Mastermind The specialist subjects in this heat are Kathleen Ferrier, Everton FC, the Rivers of London novels of Ben Aaronovitch and the Albigensian Crusade.

8.30 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. In the fourth of her films about botany, Carol Klein explores the inner workings of leaves.

9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo travels east through the Balkans. His journey begins in Sofia. In the ancient city of Plovdiv, Michael discovers a Roman amphitheatre built in the 2nd century AD and still in use today.

10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry mulls over some medical matters with Lucy Porter, Ross Noble, Matt Lucas and Alan Davies.

10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight BBC arts editor Will Gompertz investigates the thriving art market.

11.35 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme.

12.35am FILM: The Tempest (2011) 2.20 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.20 Sign Zone: Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The Dingles present a united front.

7.30 Coronation Street The Platts need divine intervention. Kate Connor ruffles a few factory feathers. Sinead calls international rescue.

8.00 Cheap Food - What's The Cost?: Tonight Jonathan Maitland investigate the real cost of cheap food.

8.30 Coronation Street Will one of the Platts break rank and put their faith in Billy? Beth fights for her man.

9.00 Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Warwick Davis A candid chat with Warwick Davis, the star of stage and screen who stands at just 3'6" due to an extremely rare bone condition.

Reflecting on his varied career which includes starring roles in both the Harry Potter and Star Wars films Davis looks back on his iconic leading roles alongside Jennifer Aniston, Val Kilmer and his work with comedian Ricky Gervais. But, revealing that his life has also been struck by tragedy, Davis opens up about the death of his first son Lloyd.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) Starring Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric, Judi Dench. Espionage thriller.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain's Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Jason's jealousy puts his brother in grave danger.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Giles Duley and director Leslie Knott visit a remarkable clinic for victims of acid attacks in Bangladesh, where many of the staff are survivors of attacks themselves. Bangladesh has the highest rate of acid attacks in the world, and most of them are on young women. As the country develops and more women work and enjoy the liberation that comes with earning money, it seems that some men can't cope with the change in society.

8.00 TFI Friday See highlights.

9.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week's biggest shows.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own chat show. Alan is joined by comedy actors and writers Rob Delaney and Sharon Horgan, musician Adam Lambert, and music from Roisin Murphy.

11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant.

12.05am Rude Tube 1.00 FILM: The Runaways (2010) 2.50 Supernatural 3.40 You Deserve This House 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Fifteen To One

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby's Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Obsession (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Denny discovers the note that Billie hid saying that Brax is still alive and confronts Ash, demanding that he tell Brax to come back and save Kyle.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series following Lincolnshire's high-speed law enforcement teams.

8.00 Murder At The Vatican?

Conspiracy Part-dramatised documentary series. Many conspiracy theories abound about the Catholic Church; this film considers four of them.

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights.

10.00 NCIS The 250th episode of the crime drama series following a team of detectives who investigate crimes connected to the US navy and marines. When DiNozzo confronts a man impersonating a navy officer, guns are drawn and the perpetrator is left dead.

10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles Spin-off drama series following detectives who specialise in crimes connected to the US navy and marines.

11.50 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Now That's Funny! 4.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Joan Rivers 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 One Hundred And Eighty!

11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Far Right & Proud: Reggie Yates' Extreme Russia 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard's Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x4) 12.45am Together 1.15 Russell Howard's Good News Extra 2.00 Asian Provocateur 2.30 Football Fight Club 2

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Proms Chamber Music 8.00 Leonard Bernstein At The BBC 9.00 The Joy Of The Single 10.00 Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie 11.00 Britpop At The BBC 12.00am Guitar Heroes At The BBC 1.00 The Joy Of The Single 2.00 Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie 3.00 Britpop At The BBC

12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You've Been Framed!

1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: White Chicks (2004) 11.20 Educating Joey Essex: Reem Halloween 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.25am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Foyle's War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 The Vice 12.40am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy 4.30 The Big Bang Theory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Bad Robots 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 11.20 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.20am Chewing Gum

10.00am Time Team 11.05 FILM: Carry On Abroad (1972) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Returned. See highlights.

10.05 FILM: The Wolfman (2009) 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Winning (1969) 1.30pm Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949) 3.45 The Andromeda Strain (1971) 6.20 The Karate Kid (2010) 9.00 The Watch (2012) 11.05 Apocalypto (2006) 1.45am Gone Too Far (2013) 3.40 Close

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SATURDAY 17 It Was Alright In The 1990s Channel 4, 9pm Some of this was over 20 years ago! How time flies when you’re bopping, having indie band wars and ruling Britannia as the Union Jack tried again to conquer the world – this time as the must have fashion accessory. Matt Lucas narrates and the clips come aplenty with talking heads feeling old and reminiscing.

FILM: Drive BBC2, 10.45pm This stylish action crime thriller has Ryan Gosling looking cooler than a penguin that’s become best friends with James Dean, Marlon Brando and Marilyn Monroe – and left them wanting more. He’s a stunt driver by day and lends his skills to less legitimate employers by night.

But is distracted by a lady.

FILM: Zoolander Film4, 7.15pm A marvellous spoof of the fashion industry, with a sequel on the books in the very near future.

Ben Stiller stars as the intellectually challenged male model in whose hands it lies to save the world from an evil conspiracy cooked up by a maniacal fashion designer.

Cameos galore and good fun.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Noise Reel Extra 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra 5.45 Noise Reel Extra 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

7.00 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Uncle Arthur 9.00 FilmFest on TV Special episode on the documentary 'Swenglish' based on Louise Halvardsson's journey through everyday life in England and Sweden. Jessica Kellgren-Hayes interviews the director, Adriana Sabau.

11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Uncle Arthur 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 World Amateur Boxing Championships 2.30 Bargain Hunt 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.20 BBC News 5.30 South East Today 5.40 Pointless Celebrities 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host the celebrity ballroom dancing competition from BBC Television Centre.

8.20 Doctor Who Cosmic adventures with the Gallifreyan Timelord.

9.10 Casualty Hospital drama. Love conquers all for one young couple, while Charlie helps a father and daughter deal with their grief.

10.00 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live including the Lotto and Thunderball draws.

Special guest Michael Bolton will be pushing the Lotto button.

10.10 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces the best of the action and reaction from the day's eight Premier League matches. They include Tottenham's attempt to end a five-match losing streak against Liverpool, Everton's bid for a fourth consecutive victory over Manchester United at Goodison Park, and home games for Chelsea and Manchester City against Aston Villa and Bournemouth respectively. The day's other games feature Crystal Palace v West Ham, Southampton v Leicester, Watford v Arsenal and West Brom v Sunderland.

12.00am The Apprentice 1.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.20am FILM: War And Peace (1956) 9.40 FILM: The Lavender Hill Mob (1951) 11.00 Animal SOS 11.30 Animal SOS 12.00pm James Martin's Home Comforts 12.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 1.30 Terry And Mason's Great Food Trip 2.00 Harvest 2015 3.00 Harvest 2015 4.00 Harvest 2015 5.00 Earth's Wildest Waters - The Big Fish UK 6.00 Flog It! Paul Martin is joined by antiques experts Tracy Martin and Charlie Ross in Oxford.

7.00 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine.

7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo travels east through the Balkans along the most exotic section of the Orient Express, heading for Istanbul.

8.30 Dad's Army Wartime sitcom.

Frazer loses a vital part of a gun he was responsible for and thinks it is in the box he keeps his tools in - which happens to be a coffin.

9.00 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry mulls over some medical matters with Lucy Porter, Ross Noble, Matt Lucas and Alan Davies.

9.45 Cradle To Grave Sitcom based on a book by Danny Baker. Double lives are being led by father and son as Spud embarks on his first day on the straight and narrow as a commissionaire and Danny poses as David Essex's brother.

10.15 Cradle To Grave Sitcom. A tale of two romantic milestones in the Baker family history - daughter Sharon's much anticipated wedding and the 1949 courtship of one Freddie Baker and Betty Lockwood.

10.45 FILM: Drive (2011) See highlights.

12.20am FILM: La Vie En Rose (2007)

ITV1

6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 Adventure Time 7.45 Avengers Assemble 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 Countrywise 10.45 ITV News & Weather 10.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.55 Downton Abbey 1.00pm The X Factor 3.00 Rugby World Cup: Quarter-final 6.15 ITV News Meridian 6.25 ITV News; Weather 6.30 James Bond's Spectre - With Jonathan Ross Lifelong James Bond fan Jonathan Ross gains exclusive access to the cast and crew of the latest 007 blockbuster Spectre. He explores the enduring success of the Bond films with Daniel Craig, latest Bond villain Christoph Waltz and Miss Moneypenny herself, Naomie Harris. As well as looking ahead to the new film, the show celebrates the iconic spy film series.

7.30 Rugby World Cup: Quarterfinal Live coverage of the second Rugby World Cup quarter-final from Cardiff.

10.15 The Jonathan Ross Show The Jonathan Ross Show returns for a much anticipated new series. The line up for the opening show includes Hollywood action movie star of The Fast and the Furious, Vin Diesel, Olympic and world champion Jessica Ennis-Hill, and legendary comedy duo Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse, with music and chat from the voice himself, Sir Tom Jones.

11.20 ITV News; Weather 11.35 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith present highlights of the first two quarterfinal games from Cardiff and Twickenham.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Hever Castle Triathlon 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Simpsons 11.55 The Simpsons 12.30pm Channel 4 Racing: British Champions Day From Ascot 4.00 Channel 4 News 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.50 Come Dine With Me 5.20 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.20 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show in which amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host.

6.45 FILM: Beautiful Creatures (2013) Starring Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert, Jeremy Irons, Viola Davis, Emmy Rossum, Thomas Mann, Emma Thompson, Eileen Atkins, Margo Martindale, Zoey Deutch.

Fantasy drama. Teenager Ethan is desperate to leave the confines of his Southern small-town life but he changes his plans when the girl of his dreams joins his school. She is shunned by the other classmates because they believe her grandfather was a devil worshipper, but Ethan falls in love with her anyway. One day, she tells him a secret which will change their lives forever.

9.00 It Was Alright In The 1990s See highlights.

10.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week's biggest shows as they watch them.

11.00 TFI Friday The return of the entertainment show with Chris Evans and his guests Take That, Steve Coogan, Slaves and Saoirse Ronan.

12.05am FILM: Scary Movie 2 (2001) 1.40 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.35 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.45 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.55 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.45 Cowboy Builders 11.45 Cowboy Builders 12.45pm Cowboy Builders 1.45 FILM: Columbo Likes The Nightlife (2003) 3.30 Columbo: A Bird In The Hand 5.20 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.15 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Comedy clip show.

6.35 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Comedy clip show.

7.00 Now That's Funny! Clip show featuring the most hilarious, cute and inspiring family-friendly viral videos from around the world.

8.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights of all the day's games, including QPR's trip to strong starters Birmingham City, while Leeds take on early pace-setters Brighton. League One sees Blackpool pay a visit to Coventry, and in League Two Oxford United travel to the Matchroom Stadium to face Leyton Orient.

10.30 20 Moments That Rocked The 00s Clip show hosted by Lauren Laverne. It was an era when phones got smart, the impossible was made possible, and anyone could get their 15 minutes of fame thanks to reality TV. 11.55 The Best Of Bad TV: The 00s Documentary series.

1.10am The Gadget Show 2.00 SuperCasino 4.00 Witch Hunt: A Century Of Murder 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Futurama (x5) 3.10 FILM: The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) 5.00 The Flash 6.00 Modern Family (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 Karl Pilkington 10.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 11.00 Duck Quacks Don't Echo 12.00am Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard's Good News (x2) 10.00 FILM: Scream (1996) 11.45 Family Guy (x6) 2.00am Together 2.30 Asian Provocateur 3.00 Russell Howard's Good News (x2)

7.00pm The Magic Of Mushrooms 8.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 9.00 Arne Dahl 9.55 Arne Dahl 10.55 The Joy Of The Single 11.55 Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie 12.55am Britpop At The BBC 1.55 Guitar Heroes At The BBC 2.55 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America

12.15pm Tricked 1.15 Funniest Ever You've Been Framed! 2.20 FILM: What A Girl Wants (2003) 4.30 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 6.15 FILM: Hulk (2002) 9.00 FILM: Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 12.50am Release The Hounds

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 Where The Heart Is 7.15 Where The Heart Is 8.20 FILM: The Prince And The Showgirl (1957) 10.40 Hidden Treasure 12.45pm Inspector Morse 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Lewis 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Lewis 12.00am Hidden Treasure 2.00 Nightscreen

12.00pm The Goldbergs 12.30 FILM: Penelope (2006) 2.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.30 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 4.30 FILM: The Golden Compass (2007) 6.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 7.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.45 Homes By The Sea 4.50 Location, Location, Location (x3) 8.00 Queen Victoria And The Crippled Kaiser 9.00 Edward VIII's Murderous Mistress 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.10 My Daughter The Teenage Nudist 12.15am More Sex Please, We're British

11.00am The Virgin Queen (1955) 1.00pm 17 Again (2009) 3.05 The Family Stone (2005) 5.10 Home Alone (1990) 7.15 Zoolander (2001). See highlights 9.00 Contraband (2012) 11.10 Mama (2013) 1.10am Principles Of Lust (2003) 3.35 Close

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SUNDAY 18 The X Factor ITV1, 7pm Oh my giddy aunt! It’s the last of the ever so tense and dramafilled Six Chair Challenges. Not that the booming accompanying music – that would give Harry Potter a run for its money in generating drama – has anything to do with that, of course. It’s Simon in the hot seat, and the hopefuls on the edge of theirs.

Homeland Channel 4, 9pm So, Carrie’s resettled in Berlin and is away from the danger?

No! We addressed this last week when the new series kicked off.

Keep up! All manner of shenanigans are bound to be whirring around her, because she’s Carrie. She and During visit a refugee camp, and Saul and Alison are at odds.

The Bridges That Built London With Dan Cruickshank BBC4, 7pm So we might all have heard an urban legend about why London Bridge was falling down, like the song said, but what was the truth? Dan gets to the bottom of it, with stories of Bronze-Age relics, midnight corpses under Waterloo Bridge and lots more.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Millionaires' Row 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

6.30 The Science Magazine Show Dr Tim Rittman gives a talk on brain diseases and a guided tour of the brain.

7.00 The Easy Riders: Champagne Danny John-Jules and the boys head to France on the first leg of their charity bike odyssey and stop in for a nightcap at a local champagne vineyard.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos.

11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.00 Escape To The Country 3.00 Eat Well For Less?

4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 DIY SOS: Homes For Veterans 5.50 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside.

7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Results from the latest round of the celebrity ballroom dancing competition.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow makes a return visit to the Royal William Yard in Plymouth where treasures include a unique book of garden designs by a renowned landscape gardener, one of the last flasks of naval rum to be produced and a ceremonial wooden spoon awarded for the worst exam results in Cambridge.

9.00 From Darkness Psychological crime drama. An ex-constable hiding from the guilt of her past is slowly drawn back to confront her darkness.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the day's Premier League fixture between Newcastle and Norwich, as well as a round-up of all the goals and headlines from Saturday's matches.

11.15 The Apprentice Reality TV series in which candidates compete for the position of apprentice to multi-millionaire Sir Alan Sugar.

12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 6.45 The Big Allotment Challenge 7.45 Countryfile 8.45 Gardeners' World 9.15 The Beechgrove Garden 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Terry And Mason's Great Food Trip 1.30 John Huston: Talking Pictures 2.10 FILM: The Man Who Would Be King (1975) 4.15 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Don't Panic - The Truth About Population Using state-of-the-art 3D graphics and the timing of a stand-up comedian, statistician Professor Hans Rosling presents a spectacular portrait of our rapidly changing world.

7.00 Prawn Wars: Landward Special Scotland's countryside magazine. Dougie Vipond presents an hour-long special focusing on Scotland's west coast and the creelers, trawlermen and scallop dredgers who work hard to make a living from its stunning waters.

8.00 Earth's Wildest Waters - The Big Fish UK Documentary series exploring the world of fishing.

9.00 Britain's Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Action-packed series looking at the Red Arrows and the RAF's finest aerial display teams.

The summer flying season for Britain's world class pilots is well underway and tensions are running high.

10.00 Family Guy Animated series.

10.20 Family Guy Animated series.

10.45 Family Guy Animated series.

11.05 Top Coppers Cop-show comedy series.

11.35 FILM: Eight Minutes Idle (2012) Starring Tom Hughes, Paul Kaye. A call centre idler ends up living in the call centre.

12.55am FILM: Corridors Of Blood (1958) 2.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.20 Sign Zone: Holby City

ITV1

6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.45 Avengers Assemble 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.25 Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm Rugby World Cup: Quarterfinal 3.15 Rugby World Cup: Quarterfinal 6.15 ITV News Meridian 6.20 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill introduces a brand new run of the nation's favourite home video show, with an all new look and features.

7.00 The X Factor See highlights.

9.00 Downton Abbey Period drama following the lives of the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants at Downton Abbey. Violet invites Neville Chamberlain, minister of health, to dine at Downton Abbey as part of her scheme to quash plans for the takeover of the hospital. The evening proves distressing for everyone. Mrs Patmore, Daisy and Andy help Mr Mason to move into Yew Tree Farm and Andy finds an unexpected confidant in Thomas.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith present highlights of the last two quarterfinal games from Twickenham and Cardiff as the four semi-finalists are decided.

11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership The Aviva Premiership returns for a new season as Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present all the action from round one.

12.15am Perspectives: Rick Wakeman On Vivaldi's Four Seasons 1.20 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 FILM: Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World (2011) 3.05 FILM: A Knight's Tale (2001) 5.40 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Homes By The Sea Architectural designer Charlie Luxton embarks on a journey to visit some of Britain's best homes by the sea.

Charlie leaves the UK mainland and heads south to the Channel Islands.

8.00 China: Treasures Of The Jade Empire Documentary following archaeologists as they use cuttingedge technology to open up tombs from China's great Han dynasty. The Han emperors led a life of sophistication and magnificent opulence, creating China's Golden Age that rivalled the Roman Empire and gave modern China its cultural identity.

9.00 Homeland See highlights.

10.00 Experimental Series which attempts to recreate some of the most startling online stunts, with Tim Shaw and Buddy Munro.

11.05 FILM: Haywire (2011) Starring Gina Carano, Michael Fassbender, Ewan McGregor, Bill Paxton, Channing Tatum. Action thriller about a female agent who specialises in the sort of black operations that governments cannot be seen to authorise.

12.45am FILM: Metro Manila (2013) 2.45 Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.35 Food Unwrapped 5.00 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00am Peppa Pig 6.05 Bananas In Pyjamas 6.20 Angelina Ballerina 6.35 Pip Ahoy! 6.45 Tickety Toc 6.55 Chloe's Closet 7.10 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.20 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.35 Football League Tonight 10.00 2015 Morrisons Great Birmingham Run 12.05pm FILM: Mannequin (1987) 1.50 FILM: Did You Hear About The Morgans? (2009) 3.55 FILM: Seabiscuit (2003) 6.35 5 News Weekend 6.40 FILM: The Fifth Element (1997) Starring Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Milla Jovovich, Ian Holm, Chris Tucker. High-octane adventure set mostly in the 23rd century. When a young woman falls into his life under strange circumstances, a New York cabbie discovers that Earth is facing an impending attack of pure evil. In a complex plot involving ancient curses, a corrupt corporate boss, all-powerful monsters, shape-changing assassins, laser battles and huge explosions, the unlikely pair set out to locate the five mystical elements that make up the only defence against worldwide destruction.

9.00 FILM: Centurion (2010) Starring Michael Fassbender, Olga Kurylenko, Dominic West, JJ Feild, Andreas Wisniewski, Dave Legeno, Liam Cunningham, David Morrissey.

Action-packed historical drama.

Following a devastating guerrilla attack on their legion, a small splinter group of Roman soldiers are left behind enemy lines in the Scottish Highlands.

11.00 FILM: Conan The Barbarian (2011) Starring Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Ron Perlman, Rose McGowan. Fantasy adventure.

12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 Britain's Flashiest Families 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x3) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm FILM: The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) 1.50 Futurama: Welcome To The World Of Tomorrow 2.00 Futurama (x4) 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00am Road Wars 1.00 Street Crime UK (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard's Good News (x2) 10.00 FILM: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) 11.35 Family Guy (x4) 1.00am Asian Provocateur 1.30 Together 2.00 Football Fight Club 2 3.00 Russell Howard's Good News (x2)

7.00pm The Bridges That Built London With Dan Cruickshank. See highlights 8.00 The Many Faces Of Les Dawson 9.00 Rich Hall's Inventing The Indian 10.30 FILM: The Hunters (1996) 12.20am Ultimate Swarms 1.20 Ford's Dagenham Dream 2.20 Immortal? A Horizon Guide To Ageing

9.50am Coronation Street Omnibus 11.15 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 12.20pm Catchphrase 1.05 FILM: What A Girl Wants (2003) 3.15 You've Been Framed: Animals! 4.15 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 6.25 FILM: Lost In Space (1998) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: White Chicks (2004) 12.20am Viral Tap

8.05am Heartbeat (x2) 10.15 Rosemary And Thyme (x2) 12.20pm Inspector Morse 2.40 Lewis 4.40 Midsomer Murders 6.50 Foyle's War 9.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.30 City Lights 11.35 Lewis 1.30am Agatha Christie's Marple 3.05 ITV3 Nightscreen

12.30pm FILM: A Turtle's Tale: Sammy's Adventures (2010) 2.15 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.30 Come Dine With Me: Made In Chelsea Special 3.30 Made In Chelsea Does Come Dine With Me 4.35 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: The Mechanic (2011) 10.50 Gogglebox (x2) 12.30am Chewing Gum

11.00am Disappearing Britain 12.05pm Homes By The Sea 1.05 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals (x3) 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Supervet 9.00 Nazi Megastructures 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Went The Day Well? (1944) 1.00pm Fred Claus (2007) 3.15 War Of The Worlds (1953) 4.55 Fletch (1985) 6.55 Mirror Mirror (2012) 9.00 Paul (2011) 11.05 Role Models (2008) 1.10am Nowhere Boy (2009) 3.15 Close

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MONDAY 19 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass BBC2, 7pm The Bake Off afficionados show off as they create all of the signature, technical and showstopper challenges themselves. This week Mary Berry is sweet enough with a sugar-free carrot cake, and Paul Hollywood shows us the right way to make Cypriot flaounas.

Fargo Channel 4, 10pm You might think this would try and pick up where the last series left off. Well then, you’d be so wrong you’d be a punchline at an underground bad taste comedy club. Set 30 years before the events that grabbed everyone previously, State Police Officer Lou Solverson investigates a case connected to the Mob.

Saving The Cyber Sex Girls: Stacey Dooley Investigates BBC3, 9pm More hard-hitting stuff from BBC3, as this marks the first of two films investigating some of the worst places in he world to be female. Stacey Dooley travels to the Philippines, fast becoming the cyber sex capital of the world, with cheap internet access and poverty a dire combo.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Science Magazine Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Easy Riders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 The Science Magazine Show 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Science Magazine Show Dr Tim Rittman gives a talk on brain diseases and a guided tour of the brain.

7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange British Ice-cream maker Seb Cole changes places with master gelato makers in Acireale, Sicily.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Rachel Royce continues the story of the Bulgarian couple who arrived in January.

Natalie Graham discovers how postal employees are protecting the vulnerable from postal scams. And Robin Gibston meets the survivors of the IRA bombing of a Maidstone pub 40 years ago.

8.00 EastEnders Pam does her best to get to the bottom of what's going on with Les. Kathy and Ben push forward with their plan. Kim shares her fears with Denise.

8.30 Panorama Current affairs.

9.00 Traffic Cops Documentary following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain's busiest and most dangerous roads.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Sue Perkins and guest panellists Roisin Conaty and Sadiq Khan MP. 11.20 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most.

12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

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6.15am Home Away From Home 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 Empire Of The Desert Ants Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass See highlights.

8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in this quiz series for students.

8.30 Only Connect Quiz show.

9.00 The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver Three-part series in which anthropologist professor Alice Roberts and archaeologist Neil Oliver go in search of the Celts - one of the world's most mysterious ancient civilisations. The Roman Army turns its attention to an island of rich resources, powerful tribes and druids and advanced military equipment Britain.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain presents a special end of series show featuring hilarious new material, out-takes and favourite bits.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Britain's Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Action-packed series looking at the Red Arrows and the RAF's finest aerial display teams.

12.15am Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 1.15 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 2.15 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 3.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Diane blames Chas for the damage.

7.30 Coronation Street The Platts face a stark warning.

8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney, Ben Fogle and Liz Bonnin present the rural show.

8.30 Coronation Street The Platts will stop at nothing. Carla sees Johnny's worth.

9.00 Doc Martin Drama series about a curmudgeonly country doctor and his patients in Cornwall. Martin and Louisa do not seem to be having much success with their therapy, so Dr Timoney advises that they should try and take things back to the beginning of their relationship and plan a date.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 The Job Lot Sitcom set in a West Midlands job centre. Trish decides that she wants to have a baby via sperm donation and needs someone she knows rather than a random donor.

11.10 Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Warwick Davis Piers Morgan has a candid chat with Warwick Davis, the star of stage and screen who stands at just 3'6" due to an extremely rare bone condition.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tony declares Hollyoaks Pride open with a fanfare of fireworks.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie's Super Food In the final programme of the series, Jamie Oliver pulls together some of the key lessons he's learned from the diets of some of the healthiest people in the world. In Costa Rica's stunning Nicoya peninsula, he learns the importance of enjoying the simple things in life from a group of local fisherman as well as the benefits of adding fruit into classic recipes.

8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover the truth about our food.

9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which a group of ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process that they passed, and put 30 civilian men through it.

10.00 Fargo See highlights.

11.05 It Was Alright In The 1990s Matt Lucas narrates a documentary which revisits TV in the 1990s.

12.10am Undercover Boss Australia 1.00 FILM: Being Bhaijaan (2014) 1.55 Grand Designs Australia 2.55 Location, Location, Location 3.55 Four Rooms 4.50 River Cottage Bites 5.00 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Yorkshire Vet 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.10 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher: Fighting For Her Family Pt1 (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Denny gives Ash an ultimatum, either he tells Ricky that Brax is alive, or she will.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech.

8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland.

9.00 Benefits: Britain's Most Shameless Mum Documentary series that meets the jobless and penniless, those stigmatised and victimised by a society that has written them off. This episode focuses on a woman regularly vilified by the tabloid press who is expecting her 12th child, and claims nearly £40k in benefits a year.

10.00 Britain's Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives have been turned upside down when their home became a living nightmare. Phil and Helen from Staffordshire run a bed and breakfast which is being dragged down by a massive landslide.

11.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt.

12.00am Now That's Funny! 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Trollied (x2) 10.00 Mount Pleasant 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Saving The Cyber Sex Girls: Stacey Dooley Investigates.

See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Fear 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am The Fear 1.00 Saving The Cyber Sex Girls: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 Don't Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Wonder Of Bees With Martha Kearney 8.00 The Secret Life Of Books: Edward Lear's Nonsense Songs 8.30 The Science Of D-Day 9.00 The Great British Year 10.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 11.00 Servants 12.00am Attenborough And The Giant Egg

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am Viral Tap

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 The Mafia With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.40am Inspector Morse

4.00pm Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Hollyoaks Does Come Dine With Me 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 How To Live Chelsea Life 11.05 Gogglebox 11.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.55am New Girl

11.05am FILM: Bless This House (1972) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 The Restoration Man 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Catch 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic

11.00am Doctor In Clover (1965) 1.05pm The Rare Breed (1966) 3.00 Decision At Sundown (1957) 4.35 Tea With Mussolini (1999) 6.55 17 Again (2009) 9.00 The Impossible (2012) 11.10 Beverly Hills Cop III (1993) 1.15am Waste Land 3.40 Close

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