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VICTORIA NANGLE rigins are funny old things. What went through the mind of the first musician who made that much-sampled high-pitched ‘whoop’ noise and decided it would go really well on their next track? I just like to imagine the discussion that ensued as they pushed their idea against the tide of “You-stepped-on-a-catmate” from friends and colleagues. “No,” they would patiently explain, “I think this would punctuate well just how strongly I feel at an emotive level about this bit of the song.” And the gathered arguing masses would still not be convinced but would give it a shot to humour the boss. There are so many gloriously ridiculous things we just don’t think twice about these days. Giant chocolate buttons. Who are we trying to kid? So, they’re small drops of a chocolate bar that’ll fit into small hands... but made bigger for big hands so that we feel small again. Just call it a second childhood, eat a Yorkie and have done with it. And then try one of those freaky new chocolate bars with popping candy in them because it’s just too much bother to eat two kinds of sweets in two separate ways. And we love a childhood callback. Or I do at least. I’ve always found that if I don’t know a reason for a thing then I make one up, and before long I believe it. The reason people say ‘touch wood’ is because the Devil will hear you tempting fate with your affirmative statements, and the only way to shoo him is to touch something from nature and he’ll go into that instead of being around you. No one told me that. I made it up. And then forgot that I made it up. You should’ve seen the weird looks I got as I voiced this explanation as a teenager having thought my grandmother had told it to me, rather than remembering that I’d created it out of my runaway imagination. And now it’s an origin story for about half a dozen people who I never updated on the story. New schemes and ideas kick off and circulate all the time. They swim in the ether of the world, some of them disappear and others rise to prominence and become accepted without question as a ‘whoop’ that all right-thinking music-lovers embrace. And so it should be. But every now and again, it does a brain good to stop and reflect where it all really came from.
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thelatest.tv f you haven’t seen my telly show yet, where the hell have you been? We’re up to sixteen episodes now, which is longer (but admittedly, not as good) than Fawlty Towers. So respect, where respect is due please. If you haven’t seen it, it’s on Friday nights on Latest TV at 7pm and if you miss that because that ‘drink after work’ turned in to a binge, then you get a second shot the following night at 7.30pm. Wondering why viewers are dropping for X Factor? Well, now you know. So let me give you a little taster as to what the show is all about. It’s a show that tackles life. Heavy, eh? Let me break that down for you. Each week, I explore two subjects that have some impact or affect our lives in some ways. Previous topics have covered subjects as diverse as love, pets, public transport and public displays of affection. I explore these subjects by giving my own views and sharing my experiences on said subject, I then go out and talk to the general public and get their views and I play out some weird and wonderful YouTube clips relevant to
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religious myself, I can see why religion gives people a sense of purpose and why a faith is so important to so many people around the world. Out of all the religions, I probably identify with Buddhism the most, as it is based mainly on the self and how we can improve as human beings and support one another. I’ve taken certain practices from this, such as meditation and found it very useful. However, I can also see how religion can become extreme and out of that, there can be great pain and suffering. You only have to look at the world’s history and what is going on today, to see that. So it will be interesting to see how the show develops when exploring this. Secondly, I’ll be looking at hobbies. I’m fascinated by people’s hobbies and pastimes. I read a story recently about a man who had kept a diary of his lawn-mowing exploits for most of his life. Yes, it would most likely have been a very dull read but I love passion and I love commitment and so, even without meeting him, I love this man. He’s totally dedicated to diarising his grass-cutting and I really admire that. If I’m honest, I’m probably quite jealous of lawnmower man. At least he has a hobby. I don’t. I used to channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
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have loads. My first memory of a hobby was writing and illustrating comics when I was eight. I then moved in to birdwatching, then ghost hunting and then I became a private detective, trying to solve the mysteries of the village I grew up in, in eighties Nottinghamshire. In my twenties, my main hobby outside of work was partying. This went on for a long time. Then I got a serious job and a job I really love and I haven’t had a serious hobby since. Yes, I have the odd game of football, I might go to the cinema occasionally, I go to see lots of live music but I want a proper hobby. A nerdy hobby. I hope to find one during Friday’s show. See you then.
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Film director Jonny Owen’s passion shines through in his new film ‘Believe In Miracles’, focussing on the time that had Brian Clough and Peter Taylor at the helm of Nottingham Forest Football Club. Reuniting the vintage players for the premier was a gem of an idea. There’s the majestic celebration of the silly, and the gentle heartbreak of the tender too. Cambridge TV gets
kicking off with a welcome return the of Bored Gamers in this scary Spooky Special. Join Jim and Greg as they step into the gaming world – that’s both video and adult board games! With orcs, ghouls and freaky aliens being commonplace in this world, who knows what the lads will rustle up for Halloween.
Stay in touch with the one of the hottest bands to emerge from this hotbed of musical talent we live in when you catch The Lanes live and in session. Winners of Brighton Absolute’s Live competition, this elite three-piece alternative Indie rock band is being noticed on the larger stages too, having supported such luminaries as Royal Blood, The Kooks, The Bluetones, Exit Calm and The Inspiral Carpets. Find out why they’ve got such a buzz around and take in their unique sound, embracing influences from ‘70s rock onwards. Dig it.
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involved in the fun and games in action at Homerton College, celebrating the 150th anniversary of Lewis Carroll’s ‘Alice In Wonderland’. Calling it ‘Wonderland Week’, there’s a combination of family events and seminars on the surreal children’s staple in literature. Ever thought about how Alice influenced fashion? You will now. And then the deft and heartbreaking touch of That’s Lancashire, whose story about the smallest burial gowns made from donated wedding dresses, helping to ease the huge loss of a child to families, just brings the world to a standstill of sadness. And that’s not even the half of it. Bay TV Liverpool’s Charlene Smith chats with this year’s Mr England about being discovered working at Lidl, Belfast NVTV sees former Northern Ireland and Manchester United goalkeeper Harry Gregg MBE talk about Hearts and The Great War... it’s ready, and a real visual cornucopia ready to be discovered. Watch Digital Nation on Latest TV and learn more about what makes Britain quintessentially British watch on
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Not just a mine for pop music, rock music, stand up comedy and art, Brighton is home to the contemporary classical composer Barry Mills. An oasis of the modern with some of the most talents musicians around, this week the programme sees baritone Andrew Robinson and Joe Ward on piano perform ‘William Blake Settings’, and pianist Rachel Fryer with ‘Sea Movements’. Perfect for a Sunday lunchtime.
Carib-Asian Cookery, Monday 2 November, 8.30pm Ever wished you could have a peek into that magical world of family recipes from the Caribbean and Asian dinner table? You lucky people, here it is. Sherrie EugeneHart and Pat Hart take us on a culinary adventure with spices and sauces and all manner of other tasty treats. Made to make your mouth water.
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maquettes of the winning entries. Each of the winners will see their work commissioned and placed on the plinth for between 12 and 18 months. After which a permanent site within the city will be sought for them to go on permanent display. There was a buzz of excitement as each was revealed and first out was Escape by Matthew James Davies. His cast clear blue resin work is a sinuous twist of vibrant light filled joy, a celebration of movement made still. It was easy to imagine how beautiful it will look set against the changing skies and seascapes of Hove seafront. Whilst a solid form, it breathes an energy that could be seen as waves or as soaring starlings in a triumphant murmuration… Next came Flight of the Langoustine by Pierre Diamantopoulo, inspired by a lobster pot wrecked by a stormy sea. His work, an enormous broken grill is penetrated by athletic human forms escaping to something beyond. There is a real energy to this and from the maquette it would appear to be truly monumental in scale. Final Constellation by Jonathan Wright, which looks not unlike an orary into which iconic symbols of Hove have crashed. Those symbols chosen in consultation with Hove residents I believe. Perhaps my least favourite in maquette form it will no doubt be a work of ongoing development and still has much to admire. I really look forward to seeing all three and hope that this will continue beyond those three and become an ongoing project. Of course to do this funds will have to be found and the monies required are not small. Hove Civic Society, the organisation behind this initiative have already raised pledges of £55,000 but much more is need to enable the project to achieve its full potential. To do this they have created a variety of support opportunities starting with one-off donations and rising to annual Founder Legacy Pledges of £50 a year and then rising through bronze, silver and gold. There are brochures with donation forms around the city. Online donations can be made via www.justgiving.com/hovecivicsociety For more information contact karin.janzon1@gmail.com www.hovecivicsociety.org
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travel a fair deal and on my travels I love to see cities where streets are not paved with gold but adorned with public art. Across the world it would seem that creativity is honoured by being given a place in and amongst our daily lives. I’m not just talking about countries beyond the UK but in cities here too, sculptures, fountains, murals (by which I by no means include tagging) and so much more. So why is it that in the city of Brighton and Hove there is so little. I have lived here 30 years now and I cannot think of much happening across those years. I can name the Kiss Wall, the doughnut on the groin, that odd but effective work on the pebbles that kids seem to think is a skateboard ramp and the ever-changing murals in Kensington Street that certainly
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brighten up the environment. I also like the marvelous iron gates on the Avalon building in West Street that can so easily be missed, but beyond that… well forgive me if I have missed something. I know that we trade heavily on watch on
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FINE FOOD & FINE ETHICS AT SILO he politics of food grows meal by meal. Right now I am fascinated by the city’s new Sugar Smart campaign and you will see that my column will carry that logo for as long as it goes on. Hidden sugar is a real issue, for adults yes, but most importantly for kids. This joins my enthusiasm for the Fare Share charity who redistribute food that would otherwise be sent to landfill. I shop wisely, have little if no food waste and although I do have sugar and honey, I use very little. Whilst making the Cook It! TV series for Latest TV I would cook with kids and wanted them to learn to enjoy home-made dishes and healthier alternatives to some of the junk that is paraded in front of them. A real champion of zero waste is chef Douglas McMaster at Silo. His preindustrial ethics are admirable, a passion that he is making work – but what of his cooking? Now open for one year I was delighted to be asked along to celebrate the occasion, delighted and eager to see how the concept has developed. I admit to being slightly ambiguous at the start, would ethics outshine cooking? Well I was wrong to worry! Douglas is as triumphant as a chef as he is as an advocate of his politics. Let me expand. Dinner started with a couple of plates that not only looked impressive but tasted great too. Dehydrated potato skins with a rich eggy sauce and moss was exceptional, a fabulous balance of earthy, crunchy and unctuous. Skin and blood was a marvelous Spanish style scroll of pork scratching with a deep blood red ketchup, again marvelous. We moved on to pig’s ear, corn and egg. Well I have never tasted better corn, tiny, sweet kernels balanced with a confit egg yolk and strands of crisp pig’s ear that had all the flavour of bacon rinds back in the day when bacon rinds would crisp up like pork crackling. A crackling good dish. I sat at the counter, a great choice as Douglas passed over the herbivore choices for me to try too and I loved the jerusalem artichokes dusted with grated liquorice root and a green apple puree – wow! Next up for the omnivores a perfect piece of halibut served with salsify in roasted and pureed form. Wonderful fish, really wonderful and great salsify. Beneath an earthy and slightly sweetened broth and pickled wild
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mushrooms. Lovely as the mushrooms were they were a touch too lively for the rest of the dish in my opinion, but as ever that is only my opinion. The herbivore option was ricotta and blue cheese dumplings with fennel salad. Oh my, what a delightful dish – and a generous one too! (At this point I would like to point out that I was sharing the extra dishes with Tom, who was sat to my left, a passionate cook and food blogger). Next for the omnivores came venison. Game season is here and Douglas was celebrating that with slices of perfect meat dressed with pine oil and pickled brambles. Foraging here at its very best, wonderful sweet brambles and a deep green oil that had just the right amount of pine flavour to be fascinating rather than astringent. As you will see there was a lot of food and we did pass on the herbivore dish of cauliflower with red onion and mustard. It looked stunning but was, we thought, a dish too far for us – and there was dessert to come! I was served the sweetcorn, rye and lemon and loved it. The rye grains had been boiled, then dehydrated then fried and they were simply delicious. The corn once again sweet and perfectly appropriate as a pudding and the lemon came as a course granita. Tom had the sea buckthorn dessert with celery and rose and I admit that neither of us liked it – but one miss out of a list of so many hits can be easily forgiven. Throughout the dishes were matched with fascinating wines and breads and we finished with shots of cold brew coffee and chocolate and molasses truffles. I went home very happy and look forward to going back which is now far easier as they can finally open the restaurant to 11pm on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. 39 Upper Gardner Street, North Laine, Brighton, BN1 4AN 01273 674259 www.silobrighton.com
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he catwalk season has officially ended and Brighton Fashion Week finishes it on a high. I attended the Zeitgeist catwalk show and showreel competition on October 16 and I was amazed at just how brilliant it was. I’m totally in my element when fashion month begins and the Internet is flooded with pictures of
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elaborate costumes. After this the Showreel Design Competition began, the theme was ‘Beauty from Waste’ and there was a promise of £1,000 for the winner. Recycled plastic, magazines, cigarette packets and even chicken skin were materials used in the designs. Not only did the models showcase the fashion and art they
models showcasing new trends from around the world. Having recently attended London Fashion Week I knew that Brighton had a lot to live up to but clearly they weren’t worried. All Saints Church in Hove was completely unrecognisable inside; it had been transformed into a runway complete with a bar and hundreds of people passionate about fashion. I spoke to makeup artists, designers and students and their love of fashion was the one thing that they all had in common which made for an incredible atmosphere.
pledge of sustainability, which included using recycled goods or waste in their designs. Each collection was very different; I personally liked the wintry blue/grey colours that both Isaac Raymond and Fanny Holst used in their collections. Tracey Dockree’s collection was interesting and quite unusual; it featured many of the models with big padded hoods that made them look like they had square heads. The show concluded with the collection by Hellavagirl, which was a creative (and bizarre) mix of
were wearing but they performed. Anne Sophie Cochevelou’s collection had one model handing the audience sections of yarn across the runway so that the next model had to cut through it. The winner of the prize, as judged by Jess Eaton, Cat Fletcher, Damian Santamaria and Laura Santamaria, was Afton Ayache. The design was inspired by a story of selflessness and appreciation for what we have, waste was used to create the African prints. The whole show was eccentric, and unusual just like the city of Brighton, so I loved it.
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dele, who has a home in Brighton, teased her fans with a snippet from her new album during the X Factor advert break on 18th October. Her eagerly awaited album is not thought to be out until next month. Twitter went crazy after the 30second clip of her distinctive voice aired. One fan tweeted: “I need the whole album, Adele. I need the whole album.”
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Spotted: Lottie Moss, model and sister of Kate Moss was spotted sitting in the front row of the Zeitgeist showcase, sat next to her mother, Inger Moss, and the event director Lizzy Bishop. Lottie told me that she was attending because Inger had a few of her models walking in the show and she was there to support them.
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XMAS FAIR Bring in the Christmas cheer with gifts and merriment at Brighton Christmas Gift Fair elebrate the Christmas season at the Brighton Christmas Gift Fair Spectacular on Saturday 7th November 2015. The doors open at 10am where you can shop for 1000s of exciting presents indoors or outdoors with over 120 gift stands. From Christmas hampers & decoration, wreaths, handcrafted jewellery, fine textiles and soft furnishing, crafts, paintings, Christmas cards, festive food & drink, fashion, beauty, delicious chocolate gifts, gardening products, traditional toys and much more! There will also be ‘try before you buy’ Hurstwood premium Cider juice, the only craft cider
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made in Sussex using Kent and Sussex apples. Live on stage all day your Christmas songs covered with Brass Fusion and Wine & Roses playing plus singing group Vocademy.
Walkabout character Alfie the Elf (Santa’s favourite) is back for a second year! Getting you all into the Christmas spirit and entertaining you with his bellringing jiggles. Kids will be delighted to see RainbowBand offering sand play craft sessions in Premier Hall. Santa and his elves will be waiting with presents at his grotto in Grandstand Hall. Plus face painting fun, mini kids outdoor playcentre and trampoline rides. Don’t forget that there are only 100 free Kiddie goodie bags to giveaway to visitors who pre–register to complete a fantastic day out for all the family. Tickets are available on the door and online at www.brightonchristmasfair.co.uk admission is £3.00 for adults, children go free. Santa Grotto session £5.50 includes free gift. FREE Parking.
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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk
INDIAN The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
The Chilli Pickle Canteen The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
Chaula’s Lewes Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
Follow me: @andrewjbullock ell The Apprentice is back, and this year kicks off with those infamous shots of people in suits marching through Kings Cross St Pancras (even though they live in Peckham) peppered with soundbites from the new batch of contestants. It’s the same old chat – such as “I want the cars, the women and the power” (because Lord S is famous for all those women); or “I’m a Swiss army knife of business” (so five parts useful, fifteen parts only useful if caught in an avalanche?); or “I’m disgustingly ambitious” (or are you simply disgusting?); then there’s the woman who “wakes up with a chemical surge of power in the morning to become a global phenomenon” (despite only actually saying one sentence during the rest of the episode); there are two wannabe Anglo-Italians, one of whom states that he’s “going to be richer than Lord Sugar, and he needs to realise that” (which is always the way to encourage someone to give you his money). Finally there’s Sue Pollard in a pink tartan wool suit. So that’s that bit out of the way. Except from one other who claims that he’ll wait until the boardroom and then pounce (he’s the one that gets fired). Nick’s off in Leeds doing Countdown now, so they unveil that horrid Claude bloke as the new aide, who is usually to be seen ripping apart the business plans in the penultimate episode of the season. The candidates are all a little bit sick in their mouths at this news. Karren is now Baroness. The task has them designing fish dishes to sell on street corners. Team names are decided: Versatile and something like Connectus or Connect4 or something. Selena the pole dancer is allocated as PM because she is intolerant to a load of food. April from Jamaica is PM on the other team because she is taller and prettier than the average person. Off they’re all sent to Billingsgate at 2am to purchase some cheap rancid squid and unsalted cod substitute. Then it’s to the kitchen to make the dishes semiedible. Versatile do a bit of a bish, bash, bosh job and are off selling lunch at lunchtime. April on the other hand spends a load of time telling people off so they miss the lunch rush and try to make up for it by charging people 900 pence for a soggy tuna salad. When in the boardroom, the guy who is allegedly going to be richer one day than Lord Sugar starts rambling about how he was really disappointed with everyone else, but then it comes out that he tried to sell fish to a vegan. But it’s the opposing team that lose, making only about a pound’s worth of profit. April brings back in Dan and Brett who tries to defend himself by uttering the following sentence: “Lord Sugar I can honestly tell you that I generally categorically did not stipulate with any other specification than that recipe and the way it was put together.” 10 points if you can work that sentence out. Dan asks that he be saved from termination because he is “good at addition and mathematics” and that during the task he “sliced the olives and tomatoes and was doing the pans”. He’s fired, of course! Andrew Bullock is a producer, presenter and writer. You can read more at www.drewjbullock.wordpress.com
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Chaula’s Brighton A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444
Cafe Chilli Cafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes, but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic green curry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With a varied wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone. Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'
ITALIAN Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk watch on
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eet the stars of TV & Film at Film & Comic Con Brighton! On Saturday 7th – Sunday 8th November 2015 Showmasters will be hosting its first event in Brighton, at the Hilton Brighton Metropole. With over 40 celebrity guests signing autographs and partaking in photo sessions and other activities across the weekend, this event should definitely not be missed – so make sure you add it to your calendar! A huge variety of guests will be joining us across the weekend to meet the fans, including Star Trek Deep Space Nine cast members Rene Auberjonois and Nana Visitor, movie and theatre legend John Hurt, Doctor Who’s Mr Pink Samuel Anderson, Star Trek’s Borg queen Alice Krige, and many more stars of TV & Film, all signing autographs and some taking part in photo sessions and free talks. Star Wars fans are in for a treat, with fan favourite Kenny Baker aka R2D2, Alan Harris who portrayed Bossk and Merril in The Empire Strikes Back, male Rodian bounty hunter Greedo aka Paul Blake, Luke Skywalker stunt double Colin Skeaping, and many more! Wrestlers Shane Douglas, Terri Runnels, Tammy ‘Sunny’ Sytch and Lady Blossom will also be at the event, along with wrestling journalist and photographer Bill Apter.
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Comics play an important role at our Film & Comic Con events, so we haven’t disappointed with our guests on this front, which include Transformers artists Stephen Baskerville and Lee Sullivan, Joe Benitez; writer and artist best known for Lady Mechanika, Game of Thrones storyboard artist Will Simpson, Star Wars writer John Wagner and many more! Other attractions include a huge exhibitors area with specialist companies from around Europe selling a wide range of merchandise and memorabilia from the greatest classic films ever made, toys, autographs, movies, comics and enough memorabilia to completely fill any teenage boy’s bedroom or trendy adult’s den. In fact everything to keep the big kid in all of watch on
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DAMN IT JANET The world’s favourite rock’n’roll musical is back at Theatre Royal Brighton by popular demand ichard O’Brien’s Rocky Horror Show (opening Thursday 17 December) tells the story of Brad and his fiancée Janet, two squeaky clean college kids who meet Dr Frank’n’Furter by chance when their car breaks down outside his house whilst on their way to visit their former college professor. It is an adventure they’ll never forget, with frothy fun, frivolity, frolics, and, of course, those famous frocks. This thrilling show bursts at the seams with timeless classics including Sweet Transvestite, Science Fiction/Double Feature, Damn It Janet and of course, the pelvic thrusting Time Warp.
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X Factor finalist Diana Vickers will star in the role of Janet. S Club 7 star, Paul Cattermole, will play the role of Eddie and Dr. Scott. Emmerdale actor Ben Freeman plays Brad Majors. Diana Vickers first came to public attention in 2008 when she was a finalist on The X Factor. Diana starred in the West End production of The Rise and Fall of Little Voice, for which she received Whatsonstage.com Theatregoers’ Choice ‘London Newcomer of the Year’ Award. Paul Cattermole has just completed the sold out S Club 7 Bring It All Back 2015 UK Tour with the other members of Images from a previous production S Club 7 after they recently reformed. The group had four number one singles and a number one album, as well
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as a series of TV shows including Viva S Club. Ben Freeman is best known for playing the role of Scott Windsor in Emmerdale, but he also starred on stage in the West End productions of Legally Blonde, Dreamcoats and Petticoats and Wicked. Rocky Horror Show is one long party, the boldest bash of them all, so sharpen those stilettos and get ready for the biggest bash in town! Don’t dream it, be there – Christmas 2015! Thu 17 Dec – Sat 2 Jan www.atgtickets.com/brighton* 0844 871 7650* *(bkg fees apply)
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BANISH FEARS THE EASY WAY Samantha Harman discovers more about hypnotherapy and The Conway Practice onathan Conway has been a successful practising accredited hypnotherapist for the last 20 years, his motivation to work within the field stemmed from his own past experiences. He explained: “When I was a student I was suffering from stress and had overcome dyslexia just before my exams. I found hypnotherapy to be a very helpful and practical approach in overcoming my personal problems.” A combination of hypnotherapy, NLP and coaching is deployed as a less expensive and time-consuming alternative to traditional psychotherapy. The hundreds of clients that Jonathan has helped over the years means that he is well-rehearsed in dealing with complicated and unusual phobias. Without breaking any client confidentiality he revealed: “The most unusual phobias I have dealt with include a fear of eating vegetables, being without mobile phone coverage and a fear of certain numbers.” Generally he deals with more straightforward issues such as childhood trauma and a fear of public speaking, and particularly enjoys helping people develop their confidence and self-esteem. “I enjoy the fact that every client is different and needs to be treated as an individual, no two clients are the same and I learn something valuable for each person that I am fortunate to help.” Jonathan Conway – Accredited Hypnotherapist NLP Master Practitioner and Coach, 01273 540425/07956 855027, www.theconwaypractice.co.uk
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Louise Michel talks to Suzie Sanderson uzie and her husband, Chris, are internationally renowned teachers of Alexander, and have taught 40,000 sessions. They offer practitioner training at their beautiful Georgian home in Kemp Town, and run one of the most successful private practices in the country. Suzie says “Anybody of any age can learn Alexander.” Why become a practitioner? Sarah Eddy, STOMP cast member affirms; “This course is brilliant.” Angela East, cellist, says; “For anyone who is considering training, I would say: ‘Do not hesitate’.” People who come in with physical complaints are often surprised by the lift in spirits. Julia Bishop, an international violinist says; “It seems that getting rid of aches and pains is only the beginning, it’s the psychological stuff which amazes me. A total liberation.” The Brighton School offers MSTAT qualification, running during school terms. Suzie tells me that most of their students are now in private practise, explaining how professionals from a variety of backgrounds have been inspired to retrain. “One of the advantages of being a practitioner is you only need a table, you can teach anywhere in the world, and have an income postretirement!” she beams. “It’s all about liberating people in mind, body and spirit.” The school offers solutions to a wide range of aches and pains and has private practices in Brighton, Reigate and Crawley. Special offer: 40% off your first session. www.alexandertechnique.org.uk 01273 605226 / 07738 821056
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WAVE SAMANTHA HARMAN
The importance of a healthy acid and alkaline balance
Enjoying Lush’s range of Halloween themed bathroom products he witching hour is almost nigh and in order to mark the occasion Lush fresh handmade cosmetics have conjured up a spooky array of freaky fun bathroom products. In my opinion Lush should be commended for their nod to Halloween, as many businesses seem to have bypassed the pumpkin season altogether and instead have chosen to dive headlong into Christmas. I was invited to take said products for a test run and was most excited to receive a spooky Halloween package containing Night wing shower jelly, a sparkly pumpkin bubble bar and Lord of Misrule shower scream and bath bomb. Overjoyed at the prospect of spending the entire weekend indulging in decadent baths and sweet smelling showers, first on the agenda was the Night wing shower jelly. The product is batshaped and jet-black, its wobbly consistency releases a zingy lime scent and purple lather when rubbed onto the skin. Apparently it is also packed with aloe gel and carob syrup, overall a lot of fun to use and would be a firm favourite with young and old trick or treaters alike. Shower number two featured the Lord of Misrule shower scream. Lush’s senior press officer, Elizabeth Bowles, informed me that the name is inspired by the ruler of the pagan feast of fools. Feeling mad, bad and dangerous to know in such insalubrious company, I stepped into the shower with high expectations. I was not disappointed. The product contains a blend of black pepper, patchouli and fair trade vanilla, and it smells divine. What impressed me the most was the long-lasting fragrance it left behind on my skin, even hours after showering. The accompanying Lord of Misrule bath bomb was undoubtedly the star of the show. After dropping it into the water I watched the green globe effervesce slowly before it gave way to a deep red interior, the overall effect gave my bath a witch’s cauldron makeover, notably when it popped and fizzed. Again, loads of fun and I couldn’t wait to get in. My fourth and final Lush bathroom experience was with the sparkly pumpkin bubble bar, fragranced with a fruity blend of juniper berry, grapefruit and lime. This one was the most pleasing to the eye being pumpkin shaped, burnt orange and covered in a ton of gold glitter – what’s not to love? It’s also great value for money as you don’t use the whole thing at once. I crumbled half of it into the bath and watched my tub quickly become a convivial haven of bubbles. Not only do I smell infinitely sweeter than usual, but so does my home. I would highly recommend all of these products as they will certainly provide an extra dimension of fun this Halloween.
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cid (the Latin for sour substance) is one of the class of substances that are neutralised by alkaline. Alkaline is found a lot in nature . In ancient times the Chinese and Greeks used to refer to the veins in the human body as rivers of blood or rivers of life. As you may know if you get an alkaline river it is full of life: fish, bugs, plants etc; whereas an acidic river is dead i.e. full of death, decay and disease. In 1931, a man called Dr Otto Walburg discovered the cause of cancer. He was awarded the Nobel Prize for his work. He was of the understanding that if you wanted to do something about cancer you needed to know the cause and his work became known as the Walberg effect. Basically, cancer cells live off sugar (glucose) and also thrive in an acidic environment, Dr Walberg was quoted as saying that no disease including cancer can exist in an alkaline environment. Therefore in my opinion, going by Dr Walberg’s findings, it makes sense to put as much alkaline food and drink into your body as opposed to acidic foods which in turn feed cancer growth. The human blood pH level should be slightly alkaline (7.35-7.45), below or above this range means symptoms and disease, so it is important to eat a balanced diet. Your body’s pH affects everything, therefore balancing the pH is a major step forward in wellbeing and greater health. PH is a whole new world and I will write about this some other time – bloody interesting (sorry about the pun). Human beings seem to love an acidic diet i.e. the typical American diet: animal protein, meat, butter, alcohol, coffee, soft drinks, drugs, tobacco and stress. If it is in a packet it is probably acidic. All foods, like fruit and vegetables and some spices are alkalising. One of the best things you can put in your mouth is watermelon, even lemons change from an acid to an alkaline when they enter the human body. A guide listing alkaline and acidic foods can be found on the following website: www.rense.com/1.mpicons/acidalka.htm I personally think alkaline wins all the time in the battle for a healthy body, as my Nan used to say ‘all in moderation’, and she was so right. I hope you have enjoyed this read. I have read about all the information I have mentioned on the internet, but if you have any worries about your health you should always see your Doctor.
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SHOPPING BETHANIE LUNN Churchill Square’s Style Ambassador suggests some Autumn Warmers e’ve had some unexpected beautiful sunshine lately but there is still no doubting that we’re in autumn and the days are getting colder. All’s not lost though, with the wind and the rain comes cosy ‘throw-ons’ for us to wear. That’s anything you can throw on and go, that updates your outfit while keeping away the chill. Here’s my round up of favourites. Gilets are popular every autumn but this year, they’re back with a vengeance. Short or long-line, make it patterned or colourful and you’ll look instantly in vogue. Wear with jeans and a long sleeved tee or a dress with long winter boots for a ‘70s feel. Monsoon, Topshop and Debenhams are leading the pack with gilets. Ponchos remind me of my childhood but they’re now also cool for adults. Choose a plush wool or cashmere blend for the ultimate in luxe appeal and throw over any outfit for instant cosiness. Accessorize and Warehouse has mastered this trend. Cardigans are great any time of year but for autumn/winter – they’re thick, luxurious and part of any stylish outfit. This season is brimming with tribal prints, geometric shapes and winter-warming Fair Isle. Monsoon, Apricot and Pull & Bear will spoil you for choice.
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Wraps are ideal to throw over your shoulders day or night. They look cute over a dress on a night out and equally so, worn with this season’s patterned silk trousers and a peasant blouse. Choose one with a faux fur collar for a touch of glamour. BHS has got it spot on at the moment. Cover-ups include blazers, lighter jackets and capes. They’re smart-casual in mood making them easy to wear and versatile. Ideal for transitional weather, they provide an extra layer if you need it. Monsoon, Zara, Debenhams and River Island have some amazing choices in right now. Shop the Styles: 1 Edition Preen Gilet at Debenhams, £69 2 Accessorize Knitted Tassel Poncho, £35 3 Monsoon Florencia Fairisle Cardigan, £99 4 BHS Grey Boucle Stripe Faux Fur Collar Wrap, £35 5 Monsoon Cover Up, £79 Bethanie Lunn is Churchill Square’s Style Ambassador – blogging regularly at www.churchillsquare.com, hosting events and now offering Personal Shopping services. Check out the website to view all the budget-friendly packages, starting at just £20. watch on
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COMMUTABLE WILL HARRIS
GET ON BOARD BRIGHTON & HOVE BUSES
Will decides to scale down his commuter ire after an eye-opening trip to Ethiopia
Significant bus service improvements for Woodingdean residents righton & Hove Buses attended Woodingdean's Community Conference on Saturday 10 October to report on service improvements to route 2 and 22 further to a public consultation carried out in March. The public consultation aimed to listen to the Woodingdean community about their experience with bus services in the area. The bus company reported a very high response rate which informed Brighton & Hove Buses that the majority of residents did not want any changes implemented to the routing of service 2 and 22 but for service reliability to be significantly improved. To address this, as well as operational actions to improve service reliability, the bus company made an investment of £600,000 per annum to provide an additional bus to service 2, giving more running time and maintaining the existing 20 peak time frequency more reliably, and an additional two buses to service 22, improving frequency to every 15 minutes. Andrew Boag, Chair of Brighton Area Buswatch which represents local bus users said: "We worked with Brighton & Hove Buses on suggested improvements and are pleased that there is now a significant improvement to both the 2 and 22 services. The more frequent service on the 22 coupled with improved reliability should make it much more attractive to bus users in Woodingdean. The bus company has honoured the commitment made to local residents earlier in the year when the service was poor and generating a lot of complaints. This is an excellent outcome". In regard to the operational actions made, bus company Business Development Manager Patrick Warner said: "We paid particular attention to how our controllers respond when our buses experience multiple instances of severe congestion and roadworks throughout the city and as a result it is extremely rare now that a bus will ever be turned short or fail to complete its journey into Woodingdean. At the conference the residents recognised clear improvements in our services and thanked us for listening to their views in February and throughout the consultation". Former Woodingdean Councillor, Geoff Wells met with Brighton & Hove Managing Director Martin Harris earlier in the year to raise concerns about service reliability prior to his retirement from the council. He said at the Community Conference on Saturday: "I would like to thank managers from Brighton & Hove Buses for taking our concerns seriously and say that as a regular bus user, I have noticed the big improvement in reliability of our buses".
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t’s around two and a half hours in to a four hour trek off-road through the Ethiopian highlands that I come to the decision that I’m never going to complain about my commute again. I’m accompanying a journalist on a press trip (a semi-regular aspect of my job), on a route that takes us from Bahir Dar, a palm-fringed resort town on the shores of Lake Tana, to the ramshackle township of Mertule Mariam in the distant north. The Chinese, our guide tells us, have grand plans to build a highway between these two places (just another example of China’s gold rush into East Africa), but our party has arrived eight months too early and must do the whole trip on the old road, which is little more than a dirt track dotted with rocks and cratered with pot-holes. To say it’s uncomfortable going is an understatement. Even in our airconditioned land-cruiser, and with our experienced local driver, the car bucks and plummets like a stallion that’s caught sight of a gelding iron. In some places, the Chinese have already shipped in their heavy machinery, although their only achievement so far has been to churn the track into a muddy soup, which of course the local jalopies get stuck in, blocking the road. Compounding our misery is the seatbelt situation, the situation being that I don’t have one. Earlier, on discovering that the car was only equipped with one working seatbelt, I did the professional thing and offered it to the journalist. I am now seriously regretting that decision, as every time we hit one of the larger potholes my head bangs into the car roof (later, when we finally return to Bahir Dar, it will take a day and a half before my vision returns to normal). Despite all this, as I stare queasily through the window at the highland farmers driving their goats and oxen to pasture, I somehow find myself counting my blessings. These may not be the same Ethiopians that first Jonathan Dimbleby and then Live Aid dragged to the west’s attention – the fields are a healthy green these days, enough for most farmers to scratch a living at least – but economic recovery has been a long march. In one village, I see a man crouched by the road, drinking muddy water from tyre tracks. In another, the wooden shacks have been flattened like the aftermath of a hurricane, yet people are clearly still living in them. My guide assures me these are normal sights in the highlands, but it’s impossible for a westerner not to be challenged by them. So no more complaining from now on, I tell myself. However bumpy this ride, however many times I bang my head against the ceiling, I might as well be in a Lear Jet compared to the millions worldwide whose daily commute is done in threadbare sandals over stony ground, and with no guarantee of income at the end of it. The 06.57 to Bedford never looked so good.
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SCIENCE UNLOCKING POTENTIAL
BRIGHTON’S ARTY ALISON KROG
Dr Caroline Oprandi keeping you up to date with science & technology at PACA
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e held a meeting recently between Mile Oak Primary School and STEMSussex regarding what activities we are going to hold on the Primary Science and Technology bus. It was decided that we would run with a nature theme programme of events to begin with. It was therefore quite apt that I had just received a flyer to attend the Big Nature Event at the Brighton centre. Big Nature is a not-for-profit company with the goal to inspire a renaissance in the relationship between ourselves and local wildlife. To do this Big Nature aims to take three major steps:
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3 Build the Big Nature Centre in the heart of the Biosphere. The communities of Brighton & Hove and Lewes have gained the designation as a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve. This aims to integrate the natural environment with these conurbations, breaking down the artificial divide between urban and rural areas, urban and rural living, enriching the lives of the people in the process. The Big Nature Centre is an integral part of this objective, demonstrating how the goals of the Biosphere Reserve can turn into positive action, providing a central focus, as well as a visitor’s centre for the reserve. The visitor’s centre will be built on the 28 hectare Surrenden Campus, shared with seven other educational institutions including a sixth form college, two secondary schools, an infant and junior school, a crèche and a special needs college. It then occurred to me that nature does not abide by school catchment areas and this is one area in education where every primary school and secondary school in Brighton and Hove should collaborate together, sharing best practice. Ignoring inter-school competition, uniting under the banner of ‘nature’, we could link the activities together, benefitting far more individuals in Brighton and Hove rather than the select few. I have said before how I abhor the unhealthy competition that has been racked up between schools due to league tables. Brighton and Hove schools need to share best practice and work together to raise the standards within all schools and for all the children who live here. The techy community have for years been using a form of open learning where they share best practice and help to solve each other’s problems. It is known in the field as copyleft, rather than copyright. Schools within Brighton and Hove should be leading the way in reform and implementing this practice for the benefit of all the children. Portslade Aldridge Community Academy (PACA) is a college offering sixth form, 11-16 years, youth centre, adult learning, community education, sports centre and pre-school. Find out more at www.paca.uk.com
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fter a two-year struggle, last month saw the opening of an exciting new co-operatively run artspace – Corridor Gallery – in York Place. Like so many Brighton enterprises (Arty included), the idea was formed late one evening in a local pub, where tipsy chatter lead to the dream of creating a legal, sustainable shared destination to display and sell a wide range of work – from handmade craft to contemporary (or fine) installation art. Now the red corridor promises to lead you to monthly exhibitions showcasing the wealth of local creative talent coming from a wide range of disciplines and backgrounds – and we can’t wait to see what’s in store. There’s a gift shop full of works by local artisans. And for local artists, the space provides fair commission rates and a wonderful location to exhibit. There are no restrictions on the types or style of art the Corridor team is hoping to show. So the gallery will transform throughout the year, providing plentiful new works to wonder at. At Krog towers, we empathise completely with the stress and energy involved in getting such a scheme off the ground. (Don’t mention our brief dalliance with a pop-up gallery to the Dane. It still brings him out in a cold sweat. Not to mention the hit on our bank balance!) So good for you guys – we hope it’s a passageway to super success. Don’t miss: ‘Blooming Marvellous’, a celebration of nature in clay by Fran Doherty, whose dramatic ceramics are inspired by the flowers and plants she sees around her. Fran plays with texture, colour and scale to create sensational, almost architectural results. See for yourself at 35 North Fine Art Gallery, North Road. Until 14 November. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty
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ENTERTAINMENT JOE FULLER
MOVIE LINE JESSICA KELLGREN-HAYES
The Riot Ensemble present local modern classical music on Halloween
Should we have more of the happily ever after moments?
great collection of musicians called the Riot Ensemble are in town this week, who I've been lucky enough to see twice before at concerts in the last few years. They aim to connect people to contemporary music and are led by a core group of seven musicians, programming and producing concerts themselves and featuring music they want to play. Such passion and commitment shone through in their previous shows, with informative introductions and well-rehearsed playing creating a fantastic all-round evening and a good atmosphere. So far in my column I've looked at immediately melodic pieces that would appeal to music fans of all types, but this concert might appeal more to those with avant-garde or indie or alternative rock leanings. If you like anything like Ben Frost, Nils Frahm, Steve Reich, Philip Glass, then this could be your kind of thing. The Riot Ensemble will be playing modern classical, which can frighten some people but don’t let that put you off! There are melodies and satisfying musical resolutions to be found, you just might have more of a journey to find them, kind of like switching from Radiohead's The Bends to Amnesiac perhaps.
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Which isn't to say that modern classical music isn’t enjoyable, in my first review from over two years ago I wrote that there were beautiful gems such as an enthralling piano piece by Nicholas Omiccioli. When I saw them in 2014 they combined local compositions with international pieces, including Gustavo Penha's 'Estudo Sobre Gravitacao' which “evoked a horror movie soundtrack descent that was unsettling in an enjoyable way”. The programme is generous and good value for money, and includes Jonathan Harvey's chamber masterwork 'Death of Light, Light of Death'. Harvey wrote that the “unflinching sense of catastrophe that hangs over this picture has given it a special appeal to the sensibilities of our own time.” The concert is centred around that haunting piece and also includes Helen Grime's 'Oboe Quartet' and David Lang's 'Lend/Lease' piece for piccolo and woodblocks. I’ve never seen live woodblock playing myself so I’m looking forward to that, and atypical instrumentation is one of the joys of modern classical music. There will also be music from Peter Copley, Phil Baker, Patrick Harrex and Jonathan Clark, all of whom are New Music Brighton composers who live and/or work in Brighton. It's on an early night on Halloween so it could work as a fun, suitably spooky outing before a night out. If you want to try something different and striking this Saturday then give the Riot Ensemble a whirl. St. Nicholas Church, Brighton, Saturday 31 October, 5pm, Tickets £10 on the door (£5 concessions)
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s it is almost Halloween I am sure you are expecting here to read about some classic movie villains, about a great horror film coming out this week or perhaps learn of the greatest and most diabolical schemes to ever grace the silver screen… But isn’t that all just a little too old hat? Haven’t we been there, done that? Hollywood films are often accused of being formulaic and nowhere is this more true than in their slavish devotion to the antagonist. Even modern ‘dark’ films featuring antiheros, or children’s films with a fully redeemable baddy who gets their comeuppance, still abide by the rule. Somehow, at some point, there will be a long section or a repeated riff on misery-guts-ism (definitely a word the Oxford English Dictionary needs to clue in to); a certain character will be evil or just plain mean to the people around them and the heroes will be in conflict with each other. Once the bad character has been vanquished, once the misunderstandings between the leads has been corrected, then and only then can we all breathe a sigh of relief and start with the happy part of the film. Which is exactly when the end credits roll! In movie land, as soon as everything is good and the world is in balance, the film must end. There is no time for pleasing, pleasant scenes of characters being successful and nice because once the villain has been vanquished and the amped-up central conflict solved, the nice parts must be crushed into one final scene. It is an awful shame and I for one would like to see a lot more of these happy times. I often find myself wishing there were fewer scenes of the miserable middle and more of the post-credits happy ever after. Happily, two of the best films of this month managed to buck the trend: The Intern and The Martian. With the first being a sweet comedy about a retired old man and the second a space adventure they might not at first appear to have much in common yet they both excellently circumvent expectations of conflict in film. Here we can watch in unmitigated pleasure as talented people showcase their skills and have a lot of fun together – which is equally great fun for the audience! The protagonists of these films don’t labour to become good people: they’re already amazing. That’s why we’re watching a film about them. We don’t need a villain. Life is hard enough sometimes so let’s just sit back, relax and enjoy some refreshing kindness on our cinema screens. For more reviews, subscribe to my YouTube channel, MissJessicaKH and watch Latest TV’s film review show MovieLine, every Wednesday at 6.30pm and repeated through the week. Check listings in this magazine for more!
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STAGE ANDREW KAY YOU CAN’T STOP THE BEAT This show is guaranteed to have you dancing the night away! brand new production of the smash hit musical comedy Hairspray visits Theatre Royal Brighton from Monday 30 November to Saturday 12 December. It’s Baltimore, 1962 where Tracy Turnblad, a big girl with big hair and an even bigger heart, is on a mission to follow her dreams and dance her way onto national TV. Tracy’s audition makes her a local star and soon she is using her new found fame to fight for equality, bagging local heartthrob Link Larkin along the way! Starring Tony Maudsley (ITV1’s Benidorm) as Edna Turnblad, Claire Sweeney (Educating Rita, Chicago) as Velma Von Tussle, Peter Duncan (BBC1 Tumble) as Wilbur Turnblad, and Brenda Edwards (Chicago, We Will Rock You, X Factor) as Motormouth Maybelle. Freya Sutton will reprise the role of Tracy Turnblad alongside Jon Tsouras as Corny Collins, Dex Lee as Seaweed, Ashley Gilmour as Link Larkin and Layton Williams (Bad Education, Billy Elliot) as Duane. Hairspray is a musical based on the 1988 film of the same name which starred Divine and Ricki Lake by cult filmmaker John Waters. With music and lyrics by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman and book by Mark O’Donnell and Thomas Meehan, Hairspray originally opened to rave reviews on Broadway in 2002 and subsequently won eight Tony Awards. The production opened in London at the Shaftesbury Theatre in 2007 and won four Olivier Awards including Best New Musical. Proving to be an international success, Hairspray has also opened in South Africa, Japan, South Korea, China and Dubai. Following the musical’s phenomenal success on stage, a film of the musical was released in 2007 which starred John Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer and James Marsden.
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EDNA TURNBLAD – TONY MAUDSLEY Well known for his long-running role on ITV1’s Benidorm as Kenneth, Tony Maudsley is an acclaimed actor of both stage and screen. Tony has previously appeared on stage in A Day in Dull Armour (Royal Court Theatre), Dogs Barking (Bush Theatre) and South Pacific (UK Tour). In addition to his hugely popular role in Benidorm, Tony has recently appeared on screen in The Job Lot, New Tricks, Mo and Doc Martin. On top of Tony’s extensive television credits, his film appearances have included roles in Jack Thorne’s The Scouting Book for Boys, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Vanity Fair and Stephen Fry’s Bright Young Things.
VELMA VON TUSSLE – CLAIRE SWEENEY Claire Sweeney first came to prominence with her long-running role as Lindsey Corkhill in Brookside. Since leaving the soap in 2003, Claire has gone on to find great acclaim on stage with roles in Chicago, Dirty Dancing, Legally Blonde: The Musical, Educating Rita, Guys and Dolls, Tell Me On A Sunday as well as the world tour of Fosse. Claire has also found great popularity as a television presenter and panellist in shows such as 60 Minute Makeover, Loose Women and more recently as a presenter on Magic FM where she hosts a musical theatre-themed show. In addition to her role on Brookside, Claire’s further television credits include Candy Cabs, Clocking Off and Mersey Beat.
WILBUR TURNBLAD – PETER DUNCAN Peter Duncan is an Olivier Award nominated actor who first came to attention as a presenter on the iconic television show Blue Peter. Peter began his career on stage with Laurence Olivier’s National Theatre company at the Old Vic and subsequently went on to be Olivier Award nominated for Best Actor in a Musical for his performance in The Card and starred as Barnum in Barnum. In addition to his roles on stage, Peter has also created original pantomimes at Hackney Empire and Broadway Theatre as well as writing and directing Oxford Playhouse’s annual Christmas production. As well as his illustrious career on stage, Peter has had roles on television in Demolition Dad, Doctors and fronted the BBC series Duncan Dares. Peter recently competed in BBC1’s gymnastics competition Tumble alongside Sarah Harding and John Partridge. Don’t miss this all-star cast in an irresistible feel good show that will have you smiling for days. The perfect pre-Christmas treat for all the family. Let your hair down and book now! Hairspray Mon 30 Nov – Sat 12 Dec, Eves 7.45pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees)
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MUSIC JEFF HEMMINGS
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The Ordinary Boys – Samuel Preston is both an Ordinary Boy and a one-time celebrity… ou may remember the 2006 series of Celebrity Big Brother, which within its many sub-plots, featured the one-time constant tabloid presence, Samuel Preston, otherwise simply known as Preston. The Worthing born and bred singer and songwriter struck up an intimate relationship with fellow inmate Chantelle Houghton, who eventually went on to win the thing, to be followed by marriage, and not long afterwards, divorce... At the time Preston and his band The Ordinary Boys were riding high in the charts, having enjoyed initial success with the Britpop/American pop punk fusion of Over The Counter Culture, followed by the more ska-based album Brasshound and the pop-friendly How To Get Everything You Ever Wanted in Ten Easy Steps, all of which featured hit singles, including Boys Will Be Boys, Lonely At The Top and I Luv U. But, that was that. Shortly afterwards, he embarked on a soon-to-beaborted solo career, followed by a
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more fruitful career as a songwriter for others. In particular he cowrote the number one hit, Heart Skips A Beat, With Olly Murs. “I don't even remember if we split up; I don't think we did, not officially,” says Preston. “We never officially came back either. We've done the odd tour but I'm so wary of saying ‘we're back’. I hate the idea of being on the nostalgia circuit. When we did our first album we had to get our parents to sign release forms, we were under the age of consent to make an album. We've always been a young band.” And they do sound young, vibrant and fresh. The new,
eponymously titled album, the first for nine years, could have been made before they ever released anything. American pop punk and hardcore, along with hints of UK indie and punk, infuse this tremendous blast of fresh air. “It really has been a case of getting into a little studio with our friends, and recording songs we had written, bashed out in the practice room, in the way we would have done it for the first record.” As Preston has candidly admitted: “The Ordinary Boys had wandered pretty far from the sound, energy and ethos that had garnered respect for our debut album and earned us our still-loyal fanbase. So, I made Spinal Tapesque phone calls to bassist James Gregory and drummer Charlie Stanley who I hadn’t played with since that record. After promising several times that it wouldn’t sound anything like the questionable third album, we met for some beers and started rehearsing. We were 15 again.” Haunt, Tues 27 October, 7pm, £11
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TOP 20 Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.
1 Astro Physics 24 Hour MC 2 Ziggurat Sunset Vendetta 3 Flapper Tunes Booty Luv 4 The Magik Word Break Free (Terrorvision) 5 Do What I Need Submission – Radio Edit 6 Lewis Bootle Do What I Need 7 Arthur & The Pickled People Rainbow
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8 Slipp Electro ft Osaro It’s Lifting Me (Remix) 9 Cap In Hand Cat Song 10 The Black Fields The Fighter
Local and imported fun at the Brighton Comedy Fringe eep in the heart of the North Laine you can find the home of the Brighton Comedy Fringe – Otherplace at The Basement. And for the course of the Brighton Comedy Fringe collaborating with some of the fringe-ier venues around the city. Fostering ties with acts on the way up with their longstanding Rabbit In The Headlights monthly new act night, comedians, sketch shows and more gather for an oasis of entertainment that’s more ‘Live At The Electric’ than ‘Live At The Apollo’. Otherplace’s Brighton Comedy Fringe is quirky, intelligent, silly and most of all fun. The sibling of the ever-popular Shakespearean fringe favourite, Sh*t-Faced Showtime stands full centre in the line-up of things to enjoy. A company of top-class musical theatre performers-cumimprovisers gather together to put on a showcase of West End classics, with carefully choreographed dances, fabulous voices, and witty dialogue – with one of the cast utterly blotto. This
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Postlethwaite, bringing together comedians and some downright delightful and dire books they have sought out to read from and comment upon. It’s a new monthly occasion over at Marwoods and this week promises some very special guests. Wednesday night sees a plane journey, tattoos and parenthood artfully strung together into a new show from Aidan Goatley at the Caroline Of Brunswick with ‘Mr Blue Sky’. And the weekend sees two familiar faces from the sell-out international improvisation group Racing Minds arrive with their own solo shows – Tom Skelton showcasing ‘Foolball’ on Saturday, and Douglas Walker sharing ‘Möglich’ on the Sunday. Both shows can be found at the Basement’s intimate space The Pit, getting you up close and personal with the talent. Have a dig around yourself on the website, because there are loads more treats to be found. www.brightoncomedyfringe.co.uk
11 Ziggurat Sunset Caplet 12 Tenderhooks Curtain Twitcher 13 Jaybee Cowboys Blues 14 Floors And Walls What to do 15 ULTRALITES Funky Olhao 16 The Overdrones What you doing to me 17 Jenny Hallam They Say 18 The Popguns BN3 19 Osaro and RJ Shut Up And Dance 20 Monsters Build Mean Robots Chimes Breakthrough Light To Reach Us
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REMOTE CONTROL RUMINATIONS appiest news story I've heard in a long time? The one about the Rolling Stones and how they lose patience with their TV remote controls. This, believe me, is music to my ears. Unlike any of the actual music the Stones have released in the last two decades. According to this report, Jagger, Richards and co., on their latest US tour, insisted on having written instructions for all the electronics in their hotel rooms. But the hidden implication of this story (namely, that these guys have an average age of 147, so what else would we expect?) is missing the point. This isn't an age-related issue. Not at all. This is, very specifically, a remote control issue. Because TV remote controls are, without exception, designed by idiots. I know this for a fact, because I once visited a TV remote control factory and every single person in the design department, I swear, was wearing one of those big pointy dunce's hats with the letter D on it. Turns out it was the company uniform. So is it any wonder that the product they create – whichever company it's for – is about as practical and real-world commonsense-driven as Jeremy Corbyn? As I write this, for example, I've just picked up the nearest remote control I have to hand – for a modestly sized Toshiba, albeit with a built-in DVD – and can you guess how many buttons it has? A couple of dozen? Thirty? Not even close. The remote control for my Toshiba RC-1910 has no fewer than 50 individual buttons on it. I am not kidding. I think I've used about six. It wouldn't be so bad if we had time to plough our way through the manual for these things. But we don't. Not least because we have other remote controls screaming just as loudly for our attention, with dozens of their own stupid buttons. I have a separate remote for a Sony Blu-ray player, for example – again, not exactly top of the market – and that alone has a further 41. Seriously. Forty flipping one. Let's be honest, the only buttons a TV remote control needs are to turn it on, turn it over, turn it up, and blow it to smithereens if Katie Hopkins comes on. So, yes, well done to the Rolling Stones for highlighting this TV remote control madness, albeit in their slightly mental rock-star fashion. I don't think this is age-related befuddlement on their part, struggling to work these things out. I think it's just that they can't be bothered. Which is fair enough. If I were a Rolling Stone, I'd do as they do. Pay someone else to be bothered on my behalf. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Twitter: @mikewardontv
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Bad Jews Theatre Royal Brighton, 19 October 2015, ★★★★★ It may well be called Bad Jews but by the end of this grippingly vitriolic hour and forty minutes of dark comedy it is clearly apparent that this play is a brilliant vehicle for expressing a sense of horror and dismay at the state of the human condition. Set in a studio apartment in uptown New York three cousins, Jewish, and one WASP lock horns over a piece of jewellery after the death of a grandparent. Delivered with breathtaking verve, and some very fine monologues, they gradually reveal their hands, a passionate clinging to a religious heritage, a fierce disregard for that same heritage, an outsider caught up in the crossfire and a sibling who wants to be left out of the argument. Rapidly relations deteriorate, with indifference, extremism, seemingly innocent bystander and conscientious objection all playing their part. We laughed heartily, the script is excellently crafted to make you do so, but under the brittle veneer of humour is a powerful story, one that exposes the horror of racism, religious fervour and ethnic superiority. Ailsa Joy is extraordinary as the impassioned Daphna, Daniel Boyd as Liam gives a brilliant performance, Antonia Kinlay is a perfect gentle foil to their anger and Jos Slovick is the soft connective tissue in this brilliant work, holding the final twist so close to his whole that it comes as a gentle, but disturbing, sigh of relief as the lights finally dim. Andrew Kay
Tommy Tiernan – Alive In Brighton Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 17 October 2015 ★★★★★ Watching a comedian of this calibre follow his own flights of fancy with no preparation whatsoever was both exhilarating and glorious. Tommy Tiernan switches from feral comic to winsome poet on a sixpence, skipping fierce ballet of wits against himself that is a privilege to witness. It’s a self-set challenge, to fill an hour that tonight takes us from last night’s dream, to a surprise encounter with Tiernan’s teenage idol on the seafront, and right through to the origins of man across the globe. A true craic of a riveting time. Victoria Nangle
Hofesh Shechter Company’s barbarians Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 21 October 2015 ★★★★★ Ominously warned by staff that it “would be loud”, barbarians certainly delivered, not only in volume but also in thematic terms, and even in the lighting. The opening ‘the barbarians in love’ piece was technically dazzling, with a robotic, electronic Arca sort of soundtrack perfectly synchronised with stark white lighting illuminating the tentative figures below. The sensorial assault then abated to a moving respite of warm light and neutral, uncertain nudity. ‘tHE bAD’ was a raucous, sexier romp with a funny meta-moment when a dancer spoke to the audience that was entertaining rather than gratuitously conceptual. The final part featuring a duet of lovers in different stages of a relationship was unnerving and sad, but also funny and sweet. A bewitching, turbulent, emotional, startlingly well-rehearsed and directed marvel. Joe Fuller
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TUESDAY 27 Catastrophe Channel 4, 10pm It’s back for a second series! The baby is here, Sharon and Rob are as much of a shambles as ever, and there’s so much more to do. First off, let’s get the introductions for the new arrival out of the way, and the best way to do that is with a party, right? Um, no. Especially not when Rob’s mum is coming for a visit.
Imagine... Shylock’s Ghost BBC1, 10.35pm Alan Yentob joins novelist Howard Jacobson to travel to the ghetto in Venice for a retelling of Shakespeare’s most performed play, The Merchant Of Venice. Through a series of interviews, the pair examine the charge of anti-Semitism levelled at the Bard, and what will an update of a ’pound of flesh’ reveal?
Professor Green: Suicide And Me BBC3, 9pm Both a deeply personal story and a wider look at the biggest single killer of men under 45 – suicide – UK rapper Professor Green aka Stephen Manderson takes centre stage. His father killed himself seven years ago, and now is the time to talk to family, examine his estrangement and find out more.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Cook It 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm The Science Magazine Show 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: The Lanes 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 The Science Magazine Show Andrew Holding gives an overview of breast cancer overview, followed by a studio discussion. 10.00 Ordinary Lives Something in the Silence explores the stories of three individuals, survivors of suicide. They talk about silence surrounding suicide, and the need to be heard, not judged. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Noise Reel Extra 11.15 Noise Reel Extra 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 The Science Magazine Show 4.00 Ordinary Lives 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 5.30 Under The Radar
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6.00am My Life On A Plate 6.45 Escape To The Country 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 4.30 Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Gymnastics: World Championships Matt Baker presents coverage of the World Gymnastics Championships from Glasgow. Analysis comes from Beth Tweddle, Mitch Fenner and Christine Still. 9.00 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. Joining Jools is Elbow frontman Guy Garvey, Depeche Mode's Dave Gahan, Jamie Woon makes his Later debut, also on the show is Judy Collins, French electroswing outfit Caravan Palace, and completing the line-up are Bela Fleck and Abigail Washburn. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Modern Times Documentary featuring archive footage. Dukedoms are created by the monarch, the last created by Queen Victoria. As they gradually become extinct, what will become of those that remain? 12.15am Sign Zone: Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 1.15 Sign Zone: Countdown To Life: The Extraordinary Making Of You 5.45 Homes Under The Hammer
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pete is in jeopardy. Rishi worries about the business. 7.30 Deals, Wheels And Steals Car dealers compete against each other to bag the best bargain car and sell it on for a profit. 8.00 Eternal Glory Richard Bacon presents the entertainment series in which a group of sporting legends rower James Cracknell, footballer Matt Le Tissier, javelin thrower Fatima Whitbread, long jumper Jade Johnson, middle distance runner Liz McColgan, rugby player Shane Williams, badminton player Gail Emms and sprinter Christian Malcolm - battle it out to be crowned champion of champions. 9.00 Lewis Detective drama series. After failing to prevent a second murder, Lewis and Hathaway realise that the victims were part of a secret society. To solve the case, the police must uncover the guilty secret that the society shares as well as the baffling link to alchemy. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 On Assignment 11.15 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes to the studio Martin Clunes, Darcey Bussell, Nick Frost, and John Newman. 12.15am Benidorm 1.10 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks When an unwelcome visitor descends on the village, it looks like Ellie's plans are scuppered. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 The Three Day Nanny Kathryn is called in by the Ali family, as career couple Vaisaly and Asfand's long working hours means their children spend a lot of their day in nursery. However, when mum and dad get home, Zain and Malika play off one parent against the other until they get their way. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. Nineteen-year-old motorcyclist Sam is airlifted to St George's after crashing into a bus and being thrown under a car, leaving him bent double. 10.00 Catastrophe See highlights. 10.30 Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live Sarah Millican performs live in London as part of her 2011 tour. 11.35 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series about body modification. 12.30am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.55 Gillette World Sport 2.20 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.50 FIM Superbike World Championship 3.15 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Fifteen To One
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Britain's Horror Homes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Coming Home 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah hides her new relationship with Chris from her friends. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 90 Cats & Counting: Cat Crazies This programme meets cat lovers who take feline worship to a whole new level. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies: Puppy Special Documentary series. 9.00 Eamonn And Ruth: How The Other Half Lives Documentary with Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford, exploring the lavish and luxurious lifestyles of the super-rich. Eamonn shares a private jet with a Russian oligarch, Ruth goes shopping with Nigerian high society women, and both visit an invitation-only event. 10.00 CSI: Cyber US cyber-crime drama spin-off. The team must track down a bomber fixated on revealing the 'truth' about society's overreliance on technology. 11.00 The Mysteries Of Laura American comedy drama series. When a decomposed body is found in a bath, Laura has to look under some very risque rocks to find the killer. 11.55 The Mysteries Of Laura American comedy-drama about a New York homicide detective. 12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Aircrash: Terror In The Sky 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Professor Green: Suicide And Me. See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Together 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Professor Green: Suicide And Me 1.30 Together 2.00 The World's Worst Place To Be A Woman? Stacey Dooley Investigates
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.00 Terry Wogan's Ireland 9.00 The Stuarts In Exile 10.00 Close To The Edge (x2) 11.00 Hollywood's Lost Screen Goddess: Clara Bow 12.00am The Wonder Of Weeds 1.00 Nigel Slater's Great British Biscuit 2.00 The Pendle Witch Child
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WEDNESDAY 28 The Apprentice: You’re Fired BBC2, 10pm They say never work with animals or children. It’s too late in the evening for children to stay up, so Lord Sugar’s task to sell pet products was the thing to trip up one unlucky candidate. Jack Dee, Romesh Ranganathan and guest comedian Susan Calman put the poor sod who lost through the mill of funny questions.
My Mania And Me Channel 4, 11pm Impulse Control Disorder is a debilitating psychological condition, as this documentary attempts to convey. It’s when an individual has an overwhelming desire to repeat behaviour, whether it be stealing, gambling, having sex or buying clothes. Neuroscientists look closer and sufferers explain what it’s like.
Supernatural E4, 10pm These monster-hunting men are so good when they’re bad, and not much is getting badder than Dean and his Mark of Cain. Even Crowley’s finding Dean’s funtimes a bit much, and they’re beginning to cause problems for him in Hell. Wouldn’t want that, no. Who are the good guys again? Moral ambiguity abounds.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Bookenders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Burn Up With Natalie 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show, a commercial feature, with homes for sale and to let in the area, iconic buildings, local history, architecture and finance tips. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 The Easy Riders The lads are back on their bikes as the road trip continues. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Cuffs Police drama. 9.00 The Apprentice Lord Sugar instructs the candidates to tap into one of the UK's biggest markets - pet products. The task is simple - choose some products that pet lovers will like and sell them at the London Pet Show. The teams adopt very different tactics with the products' vendors. When both teams aspire to sell the same products, it's a dog-eat-dog battle as the vendor chooses who they'd like to represent them at the show. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.05 Sam Smith: Live At The BBC In early September 2015, the BBC's Radio Theatre in the heart of London opened its doors to the acclaimed singer-songwriter Sam Smith for a special show. This one-off concert showcases Sam's vocal ability and songwriting that has captivated audiences from around the world. 12.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.05 BBC News
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6.45am My Life On A Plate 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Pound Shop Wars 8.45 Terry And Mason's Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Britain's First Photo Album 2.30 Cash In The Attic 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 4.30 Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Gymnastics: World Championships Matt Baker introduces continued coverage of the World Gymnastics Championships from Glasgow. Great Britain's men won bronze in the men's team competition at the 2012 London Olympics - can another partisan British crowd help spur GB's men to a medal in the World Championships three years on? 9.00 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama Simon Schama explores the history of British portraiture. Simon explores the motivations behind selfportraits, looking at what they say about the creative minds of the artists and the human condition. From Tracy Emin's bed to Lucien Freud's examinations of his aging body. 10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Len Goodman's Big Band Bonanza Len Goodman investigates the rise and fall of British big band music, and charts its recent revival. 12.15am Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers' Northern Exposure The 1.15 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pete puts an end to things with Ross. Rishi's concerns for Priya grow. 7.30 Coronation Street Tyrone admits his financial worries to Kevin. 8.00 All Star Mr And Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out. The couples hoping to win this week are presenters Marvin and Rochelle Humes, 'Allo 'Allo actress Vicki Michelle and her husband Graham and The Wanted's Tom Parker and his partner Kelsey. 9.00 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun Alexander Armstrong embarks on the third and final leg of his 8000-mile journey halfway around the Arctic Circle. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Linford Christie: Sports Life Stories The sports documentary series continues as one of Britain's greatest sprinters, Linford Christie, recounts his incredible and sometimes controversial career. 11.40 Wild Ireland Christine Bleakley presents a six-part series in which she drives, climbs, walks and swims her way along the longest continuous coastal route in the world. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ellie's scheming threatens to rip her family apart when Rachel catches her red-handed. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot: The Liberal Democrats 8.00 Restoring Britain's Landmarks Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at conservation charity, The Landmark Trust, and follows its restorations of some of Britain's most remarkable historical buildings. At Fox Hall in Sussex, the Trust's Director Anna Keay reveals the must-have gadget for the Georgian aristocrat 9.00 Grand Designs Property series following householders as they build their own homes. A year, and a winter of flooding, since his last visit, Kevin returns to the Thames in Buckinghamshire to see if the eventful construction of the UK's first amphibious house has been a success. 10.00 Multi-Million Pound Properties Documentary which visits some of the country's most exclusive homes. 11.00 My Mania And Me See highlights. 12.05am 24 Hours In A&E 1.00 MUSIC ON 4: Blink 1.25 FILM: The Broken Circle Breakdown (2012) 3.20 FILM: Warlords Of Atlantis (1978) 5.05 Location, Location, Location
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Don't Tell The Bride 10.00 Russell Howard's Good News 10.30 Asian Provocateur 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Asian Provocateur 1.00 Don't Tell The Bride 2.00 Professor Green: Suicide And Me
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.00 Premium Bond With Mark Gatiss And Matthew Sweet 9.00 Looking For Mr Bond: 007 At The BBC 10.00 ... Sings Bond 11.00 The Great British Year 12.00am The Somme: Secret Tunnel Wars 1.00 The British Army Of The Rhine
12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Educating Joey Essex: Reem Halloween 10.00 Release The Hounds 11.00 The Vampire Diaries 11.55 Tricked 12.55am Two And A Half Men
10.50am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Marchlands 12.05am Inspector Morse
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 FILM: Marley And Me (2008) 10.00 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am New Girl 12.30 The Mindy Project
2.00pm Athletics World Championships 4.10 Food Unwrapped 4.40 The Restoration Man 5.45 A Place In The Sun 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
11.00am Detective Story (1951) 1.05pm Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960) 2.40 That Touch Of Mink (1962) 4.40 Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971) 6.40 Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) 9.00 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (2011) 11.15 Under Siege 2 (1995) 1.20am Away We Go (2009)
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THURSDAY 29 The Last Kingdom BBC2, 9pm Brand new historical drama, and we’re not talking stately homes here – this story is REALLY old. It started last week, when Uhtred lost his Danish family in a massacre. So, neither Saxon nor Dane, he’s in a bit of a pickle. After checking the lay of the land with Viking Ubba, the soon-to-be Saxon king looks like his best bet.
Unforgotten ITV1, 9pm Do coppers in TVland ever laugh, and not in a dark and jaded way? Just an idea, could SCI Cassie Stewart guffaw so hard she pulled a muscle? How about DS Sunny Khan. Just a thought. They’re both still waist-deep in the investigation into Jimmy’s death, and marks on his body imply gangland torture. No laugh.
Detectorists BBC4, 10pm The lovely low-key but still a bit surprising comedy is back, with our two pals and their beeping machines full of dreams. Andy’s been considering internet dating, just not for himself. It’s his mate Lance who still hasn’t recovered from the loss of his ex-wife and Andy reckons he needs a bit of help. This’ll end well.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Watchdog Consumer series. The team scam the scammers in an investigation into computer virus fraud. 8.27 BBC News; Regional News 8.30 EastEnders As the Mitchell family continues to fall apart, Ben takes matters into his own hands but will his plan work? Kush confronts Shabnam over her true intentions, and Martin drops a bombshell. 9.00 Class Of 92: Out Of Their League Heroes to millions of fans around the world, ex-Manchester United stars Ryan Giggs, Phil and Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt, known collectively as the Class of 92. Having hung up their boots and called time on their playing careers they’re now in search of a different kind of success - as owners of a lower league football club. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News
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6.00am My Life On A Plate 6.45 Escape To The Country 7.30 The Edge 8.15 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Britain's First Photo Album 2.30 Cash In The Attic 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 4.30 Natural World: Queen Of The Savannah 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Gymnastics: World Championships Continued World Gymnastics Championships coverage from Glasgow, introduced by Matt Baker. The women's all-around final is set to be fiercely contested as American Simone Biles bids to win a record-breaking third straight world title. Analysis comes from Beth Tweddle, Mitch Fenner and Christine Still. 9.00 The Last Kingdom See highlights. 10.00 Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howards returns to offer his unique take on the week's global headlines and bizarre news stories. Sifting through over 60 international news channels, 140 newspapers from around the world and over a thousand news clips. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone 12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver 1.45 Sign Zone: Doctor Who 5.45 Homes Under The Hammer
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Nikhil returns to the village. Debbie makes a decision about Ross. 8.00 Coronation Street Alya confesses to a deeply shocked Gary. Audrey makes Ken's art miss a beat. Mary is inexplicably smitten. 8.30 Paul O'Grady: For The Love Of Dogs 9.00 Unforgotten See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The Magic Show Story Magician Stephen Mulhern presents this celebration of 60 years of TV magic shows, from the early days when David Nixon and Tommy Cooper brought magic into the homes of millions to the heights scaled by groundbreaking American stars like David Copperfield. He recreates some famous tricks that made TV history including sawing David Nixon's glamorous assistant Anita Harris in half - and meets some of his heroes, including Paul Daniels and Penn and Teller. There are interviews with Darcy Oake, Dynamo, Paul Daniels, Anita Harris, Penn and Teller, Geoffrey 'The Great Suprendo' Durham and Ben Hanlin. 11.40 Birds Of A Feather Essexbased sitcom. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Patrick snaps when he and his new school replacement lock horns. Peri gives Tom a life-changing ultimatum. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series. After months of planning and building, George and Will's floating beach hut is finally ready to do battle with the elements as it's launched onto the open seas. 9.00 Kitchen Impossible With Michel Roux Jnr Michelin-starred chef Michel Roux Jnr works with eight trainees, who each have disabilities, ranging from Tourette's to blindness. Michel must first assess the group's skills and teach them the basics. 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Georgia and Alex are reunited, and Chloe meets up with Ben. 11.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week's biggest shows. 12.10am SAS: Who Dares Wins 1.10 My Son The Jihadi 2.05 Embarrassing Fat Bodies Doctors 2.55 How To Stop Your Nuisance Calls: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.25 Four Rooms 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 Bring The Noise 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Rent A Cop 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Rent A Cop 1.00 Together 1.30 Asian Provocateur 2.00 The Fear 2.30 Live At The Apollo 3.00 Rent A Cop
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Digging For Britain 9.00 The Mystery Of Rome's X Tomb 10.00 Detectorists. See highlights. 10.30 Brian Pern: A Life In Rock 11.00 Norman Wisdom: His Story 12.00am Bullseyes And Beer: When Darts Hit Britain - Timeshift
12.40pm Coronation Street 1.15 You've Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 The Xtra Factor 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Keith Lemon's Back T'future Tribute 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O'Grady's Animal Orphans 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Marchlands 12.05am Inspector Morse
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Drifters 9.30 New Girl 10.00 The Mindy Project 10.30 Rude Tube 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Empire
12.55pm Time Team 2.00 IPC Athletics World Championships 4.40 The Restoration Man 5.45 A Place In The Sun:6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Disappearing Britain 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What's Your Emergency? 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
11.00am Death Drums Along The River (1963) 12.40pm The Overlanders (1946) 2.25 To Hell And Back (1955) 4.35 Donovan's Reef (1963) 6.50 Down With Love (2003) 9.00 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) 11.10 Chasing Mavericks (2012) 1.25am Serpico (1973) 4.00 Close
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FRIDAY 30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Channel 4, 10pm What happens when you get three men together who talk for a living and like it? Do they go for the world record for longest chat evah? Let’s see. Radio 1 DJ and X Factor judge Nick Grimshaw joins Alan Carr, along with comedian and growing musical theatre star Jason Manford. Plus there’s music from Years and Years.
The Graham Norton Show BBC1, 10.35pm If you’re going to make an impression, make a big one. Tonight Dame Maggie Smith joins our Graham to make her first British chat show appearance in 42 years. Let that sink in. Joining her will be Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller, as well as Cindy Crawford – what’s she up to these days? – and Justin Bieber.
BalletBoyz At The Roundhouse BBC4, 8pm Who says ballet is for girls? Take that you ridiculous gender stereotyping folk! This stunning live performance sees the tenstrong all-male modern dance troupe knock all manner of socks off everyone, with backstage interviews and live music accompaniment. Coo.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Northern Cuisine 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm The Science Magazine Show 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present a Halloween special with films made by you. 10.30 Beyond The Grave 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 You Make It, We Show It! 4.30 Beyond The Grave 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2)
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders It's Halloween in Albert Square and events soon take a spooky turn for certain residents, who find themselves in a terrifying situation with no escape. 8.27 BBC News; Regional News 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom 9.00 Have I Got News For You Comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week's news. Team captains are Private Eye editor Ian Hislop and poker-faced comedian Paul Merton. 9.30 The Kennedys Family sitcom set in the 1970s. It's Jenny and Tim's wedding day, and Tony is determined that everything will go according to plan. Emma is their bridesmaid but is anxious to take part in the annual Jessop Square North vs Jessop Square South grudge football match. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show See highlights. 11.25 Asian Provocateur Documentary series. 11.50 FILM: Hollywood Homicide (2003) Starring Harrison Ford, Josh Hartnett, Lena Olin, Bruce Greenwood, Isaiah Washington. Fastpaced tongue-in-cheek crime thriller. 1.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News
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6.45am My Life On A Plate 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Gardeners' World 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Animal Park 2.30 Cash In The Attic 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off: Class Of 2012 4.30 Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Gymnastics: World Championships Matt Baker presents coverage of the World Gymnastics Championships from Glasgow. Beth Tweddle, Mitch Fenner and Christine Still provide expert analysis. 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Bradshaw's 1913 Continental Railway Guide in hand, Michael Portillo visits Italy, where he experiences first-hand the nation's need for speed in a state-of-the-art Maserati sports car. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry meanders about some places which start with an 'm' with Sue Perkins, Sami Shah, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show. This edition of Artsnight is curated by spoken word artist George the Poet. 11.35 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme. 12.35am FILM: The Witchfinder General (1968) 2.00 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.00 Sign Zone: Brett: A Life With No Arms
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. 6.30 ITV Evening News The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 Coronation Street In the wake of Alya's revelation, Gary lashes out! Mary is thrilled with Brendan's presence. Ken has a new admirer. 7.30 Rugby World Cup: Bronze Final Live coverage from the Olympic Stadium, London. The losing semifinalists have had a week to lick their wounds, and now is the chance to finish the Rugby World Cup on a high. It might not be what the teams were hoping for, but a bronze medal is up for grabs. 10.15 ITV News 11.00 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith presents highlights of the Rugby World Cup Bronze Final from the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park with analysis from Ugo Monye and David Flatman. 11.45 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen
6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Sarah Millican Hijacks Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Another collection of chilling tales involving Springfield's finest family, featuring some classic movie monsters. 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine starts a riot when she feels someone has been treated unjustly. Pete takes his manipulation to the next level when he buys Jade a devious present. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Morland Sanders and director Karim Shah travel to South Sudan for a moving report on the aid workers trying to reunite the children and parents trapped on different sides of the frontline in the brutal civil war. 8.00 TFI Friday The return of the entertainment show hosted by Chris Evans. 9.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week's biggest shows as they watch them. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man See highlights. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Georgia and Alex are reunited, and Chloe meets up with Ben. 12.05am Rude Tube: 200% Cats 1.00 FILM: Miss March (2009) 2.35 Supernatural 3.25 Four Rooms 4.20 Hugh's 3 Good Things 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 Fifteen To One
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6.00 – am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Oliver's Ghost (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Andy discovers how much Hunter is hurting from the lack of a father figure he decides to keep Charlotte's secret about Hunter lighting the fire. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary. 8.00 Faking The Moon Landings: Conspiracy Documentary series that puts the world's biggest conspiracy theories under the spotlight. Bart Sibrel and journalist Marcus Allen claim to have evidence that proves that the American moon landings in the late 1960s and 70s were faked. Their’s, and others’, claims are investigated. 9.00 NCIS New Orleans Spin-off of the popular drama series. After a sailor is murdered in the champagne room of a strip club, the NCIS team links the murder weapon to two additional unsolved cases. 10.00 NCIS US crime drama series. After returning to her job at the Department of Defense, McGee's girlfriend Delilah finds a break in a controversial case, prompting her to turn to the NCIS team for help. 10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series. 11.55 Access News and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Now That's Funny! 4.00 Eamonn And Ruth: How The Other Half Lives 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 Football's Funniest Moments 11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Rent A Cop 9.30 Russell Howard's Good News 10.00 EastEnders 11.00 Russell Howard's Good News 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am American Dad! 12.40 Family Guy 1.00 The Fear 1.30 Asian Provocateur 2.00 Together 2.30 Rent A Cop
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 8.00 BalletBoyz At The Roundhouse. See highlights. 9.00 Play It Loud: The Story Of The Marshall Amp 10.00 Girl In A Band: Tales From The Rock 'n' Roll Front Line 11.00 Girls In Bands At The BBC 12.00am ... Sings Bond
12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 Coronation Street 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Scary Movie 4 (2006) 10.45 Educating Joey Essex 11.45 FILM: House Of Wax (2005) 1.50am Guinness World Records
11.00am Inspector Morse 1.15pm Heartbeat 2.15 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor At Large 4.55 Rising Damp 5.25 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Marchlands 12.05am FILM: Angela's Ashes (1999)
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel's Agents Of SHIELD 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Skyline (2010) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Drifters 12.25am Chewing Gum
12.55pm Time Team 2.00 IPC Athletics World Championships 4.10 Food Unwrapped 4.40 The Restoration Man 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Returned 10.20 FILM: The Eagle (2011) 12.35am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
11.00am The Prince And The Pauper (1978) 1.20pm Conspiracy Of Hearts (1959) 3.35 Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969) 5.45 Australia (2008) 9.00 Stoker (2012) 11.00 American Mary (2012) 1.05am The Raven (2012) 3.20 Close
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SATURDAY 31 Doctor Who BBC1, 8.15pm You’ve got something on your face... no, just on the other side, it’s all over your face... actually, yes, you’re a Zygon. Sorry, didn’t mean to be species-ist. But then you are kidnapping Osgood, so you’re not doing yourself any favours here. The Doctor, Clara and Unit scatter across the world to try and free her.
The Dresser BBC2, 9pm A touring Shakespeare theatre company is a plucky thing to be a part of during the Blitz, and the bombing outside echoes the turbulent times on stage and off for this production of King Lear. With Sir Anthony Hopkins and Sir Ian McKellen taking the two leads as the despotic lead and his adoring backstage hand.
Britain’s Medieval Vampires More4, 9pm Isn’t it grand when you discover the monsters from under the bed suddenly might’ve actually been there after all? It is Halloween after all. This documentary casts a fresh light on disturbing rituals from Britain’s past which may show that Dracula’s roots actually lie in fact rather than fiction. Someone call Buffy, now.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Noise Reel Extra 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra 5.45 Noise Reel Extra 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 7.00 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Jhon Bentley 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Jhon Bentley 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Bargain Hunt 1.30 Gymnastics: World Championships 4.15 Final Score 5.25 BBC News 5.35 South East Today 5.45 Pointless Celebrities
6.35 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrity dance contest presented by Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman. Strictly does Halloween! Get ready for the fright of your life and join Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman as the 11 remaining couples hit the dance floor for a spooktacular ballroom battle. 8.15 Doctor Who See highlights. 9.05 Casualty Hospital drama. Things get fishy when an unlikely patient comes into the ED, and Jacob learns there’s no justice in the world. 9.55 The National Lottery Live Start fantasy house shopping... 10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the day’s seven Premier League matches. Chelsea met Liverpool in the early kick-off at Stamford Bridge, with both sides looking to recover from shaky starts to the season. Manchester United travelled to Crystal Palace, while Manchester City hosted Norwich and Arsenal made the trip down the M4 to face Swansea. The other fixtures saw struggling Newcastle face Stoke, and Watford up against West Ham. 11.50 The Apprentice Lord Sugar instructs the candidates to tap into one of the UK’s biggest markets - pet products. 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News
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6.10am FILM: Jules Verne’s Rocket To The Moon (1967) 8.05 FILM: The Man In The White Suit (1951) 9.30 Homes Under The Hammer 10.30 Animal Park 11.00 Animal SOS 11.30 Animal SOS 12.00pm My Life On A Plate 12.45 My Life On A Plate 1.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 2.00 Great British Comedies: Talking Pictures 2.35 FILM: Lucky Jim (1957) 4.10 FILM: Whisky Galore! (1949) 5.30 Escape To The Continent 6.30 Flog It! Presenter Paul Martin and his team are in Ashbourne, Derbyshire, where he and experts Michael Baggot and Will Axon pick their way through well-kept treasures and collectibles from the Queen Elizabeth Grammar School. Will spots a slightly ghoulish item, but will that put off the bidders at auction? Paul visits Chatsworth House. 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Bradshaw’s 1913 Continental Railway Guide in hand, Michael Portillo visits Italy, where he experiences first-hand the nation’s need for speed in a state-of-the-art Maserati sports car. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom about a Home Guard unit. Like every other town, Walmington-on-Sea is to have its War Weapons Week. The event is to be marked by a parade of all Auxiliary Services such as the Wardens, Auxiliary Fire Service, the nurses, the Rescue Squad and of course the Home Guard. The whole procession is to be led by the drum and bugle band of the Sea Scouts. 9.00 The Dresser See highlights. 10.45 Formula 1: The Mexican Grand Prix - Qualifying Highlights Suzi Perry presents highlights from qualifying for the Mexican Grand Prix, which took place earlier. 12.00am FILM: Fright Night (2011) 1.40 FILM: Horror Express (1972)
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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.25 Bottom Knocker Street 6.40 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.05 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 Adventure Time 8.00 Avengers Assemble 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.15 ITV News & Weather 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm Downton Abbey 1.30 The X Factor 3.00 Rugby World Cup Final 6.45 ITV News Meridian A roundup of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 6.50 ITV News; Weather The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts as four celebrities come together as a team in order to take on one of the country’s finest quiz brains. Ranvir Singh, John Sergeant, Ugo Monye and Mariella Frostrup join forces in an attempt to win thousands of pounds for their chosen charities, but who will they have to outrun in order to win the money? 8.00 The X Factor 10.25 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes to the studio the King’s former wife - the incredible Priscilla Presley - musical legend Elvis Costello, the award-winning comedian Rob Beckett and exciting new French experimental band Caravan Palace. 11.30 ITV News; Weather 11.45 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith presents highlights of the Rugby World Cup Final from Twickenham with analysis from Ugo Monye and David Flatman. 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 Ben Nevis Braveheart Triathlon 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Grand Designs Property series following householders as they build their own homes. A year, and a winter of flooding, since his last visit, Kevin returns to the Thames in Buckinghamshire to see if the eventful construction of the UK’s first amphibious house has been a success. 8.00 How To Be Queen: 63 Years And Counting Documentary looking how Queen Elizabeth II has retained the nation’s love and respect during her 63 years on the throne. 9.30 It Was Alright In The 1970s Documentary series which revisits the television decade that taste forgot. 10.30 TFI Friday Chris Evans’ cult entertainment show. Broadcasting from a new home in central London, this week’s guests include Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, Duran Duran, Eagles of Death Metal and Foals. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the famous words and numbers quiz with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. 12.40am Fargo 1.50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 River Cottage Bites 5.10 River Cottage Bites 5.20 Fifteen To One
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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Paw Patrol 7.15 Little Princess 7.30 Pip Ahoy! 7.50 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.15 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.30 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show 11.30 The Gadget Show 12.30pm Ice Road Truckers 1.25 Ice Road Truckers 2.25 FILM: The Ghost Of Greville Lodge (2000) 4.10 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 4.40 Now That’s Funny! 5.40 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 6.30 FILM: Superman III (1983) Starring Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Jackie Cooper, Pamela Stephenson, Robert Vaughn, Annette O’Toole, Margot Kidder. A fantasy adventure pitting the superhero against an evil corporation chief and featuring a comic turn by Richard Pryor as the arch-villain’s computertapping protege. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights of this week’s games. In the Championship, Birmingham City take on Wolves, Sheffield Wednesday welcome Nottingham Forest and there are also highlights of Friday’s West London showdown between Brentford and QPR. 10.25 FILM: The Cabin In The Woods (2012) Starring Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford, Brian White, Amy Acker, Tom Lenk, Sigourney Weaver and Jesse Williams. Satirical horror. When five college students travel to a remote cabin for a weekend of fun, they get a lot more than they bargained for when they venture into the cellar. 12.15am FILM: White Noise (2004) 1.55 SuperCasino 4.00 The Gift Of Life 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle
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10.00am Soccer AM 12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 Futurama 1.30 The Simpsons (x7) 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 Modern Family (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 11.00 FILM: Freddy vs Jason (2003) 1.00am Night Cops (x2)
7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15 Top Gear 8.15 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.15 Russell Howard’s Good News (2) 10.15 FILM: Hannibal Rising (2007) 12.10am Family Guy (x6) 2.15 Together 2.45 Rent A Cop 3.15 Asian Provocateur 3.45 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D
7.00pm The Mystery Of Rome’s X Tomb 8.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 9.00 Arne Dahl (x2) 11.00 Looking For Mr Bond: 007 At The BBC 12.00am Girl In A Band: Tales From The Rock ‘n’ Roll Front Line 1.00 Girls In Bands At The BBC 2.00 Top Of The Pops: 1980 2.35 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America
2.20pm You’ve Been Framed! 3.25 FILM: The Little Vampire (2000) 5.20 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 7.10 FILM: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) 9.00 FILM: Scary Movie 5 (2013) 10.45 Celebrity Juice: Halloween Special 11.35 Release The Hounds: Famous & Freaked 12.30am Tricked
6.00am Rising Damp 6.25 Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.20 FILM: The Three Musketeers (1973) 10.35 Inspector Morse 12.50pm Inspector Morse 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.00 Lewis 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Lewis 12.05am Inspector Morse 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen
12.35pm Come Dine With Me: Halloween Special 1.35 Melissa & Joey (x2) 2.30 Baby Daddy 3.00 How I Met Your Mother 3.30 FILM: Aliens In The Attic (2009) 5.15 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 9.00 FILM: Salt (2010) 11.00 Gogglebox 11.50 Gogglebox 12.40am The Inbetweeners (x2)
4.10pm Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 4.40 Great Canal Journeys 5.45 Homes By The Sea (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Britain’s Medieval Vampires. See highlights. 10.00 A Very British Witchcraft 11.05 FILM: The Sixth Sense (1999) 1.15am Britain’s Medieval Vampires
11.00am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) 1.00pm Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 2.40 Johnny English Reborn (2011) 4.45 Coraline (2009) 7.00 The Addams Family (1991) 9.00 Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) 11.30 You’re Next (2011) 1.20am Fragile (2005) 3.30 Close
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SUNDAY 1 The Hunt BBC1, 9pm Oh yeah, it’s all about that Attenborough. Those sombre tones that guide us through the most stunning and brutal truths in nature, with hunting clearly having heaps of both of those ingredients. From long distance stalkers like Nile crocodiles, to killer whales who use teamwork. All narrated by magic Sir David.
Downton Abbey ITV1, 9pm Such happenings, such a busy household – well it would be with that many people in it. No wonder these old houses have all been turned into hotels. Henry Talbot invites the Crawleys to watch him motor racing at Brooklands, but events leave Mary reeling. And Violet makes a plan to surprise the family.
The Ty And Ky Show ITV2, 10pm Always good to set up a family business – familiarity breeds a lack of standing on ceremony, which in this case means a fine seam of comedy exposed. This pilot sees cousins Tyrone-Lee Davis and Kieran Shekoni in their own comedy sketch show, featuring characters from all manner of influences. Lots!
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6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Eat Well For Less? 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 Pointless Celebrities 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today 6.00 Countryfile’s Ramble For Children In Need In this special extended edition of the programme, the team present the first ever Countryfile Ramble for BBC Children in Need. 7.15 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrity dance contest. Pumpkins at the ready as Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present a results show full of freaky Halloween delights, a performance of Demons by James Morrison and a bewitching group routine by the professionals. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow returns to Bolsover Castle in Derbyshire. The team are transported back to childhood by a complete set of Enid Blyton’s Famous Five books, while a vast collection of vintage hats draws a crowd as Fiona meets a woman whose hobby has become a profession. Books specialist Justin Croft gets a new insight into DH Lawrence. 9.00 The Hunt See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Formula 1: The Mexican Grand Prix - Highlights Suzi Perry introduces highlights of the Mexican Grand Prix from the Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez. 12.00am Citizen Khan 12.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
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6.30am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.15 The Big Allotment Challenge 8.15 Countryfile 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 My Life On A Plate 11.30 My Life On A Plate 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 FA Cup: The Road To Wembley 1.30 Gymnastics: World Championships 4.45 Rugby League: England v New Zealand
7.00 Caribbean With Simon Reeve Travel series. 8.00 Earth’s Wildest Waters - The Big Fish UK Documentary series exploring the incredible world of fishing, presented by Ben Fogle. The five anglers head to Costa Rica to explore the Pacific Ocean and come face to face with some of the most incredible fish in the world. 9.00 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Action-packed series looking at the Red Arrows and the RAF’s finest aerial display teams. The RAF’s spectacular summer display season continues apace as the Red Arrows continue to battle the Great British weather, will their luck change? Meanwhile, as the mighty Typhoon jet struts its stuff over the beautiful Bournemouth coastline, how will our pilots cope with the most shocking news of the summer? 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights from the day’s two Premier League matches. The fixtures included a much-anticipated south coast derby between Southampton and Bournemouth. 11.00 Family Guy Comedy. 11.20 Family Guy Comedy. 11.45 Top Coppers Comedy series. 12.15am NFL: Kansas City Chiefs V Detroit Lions 1.15 FILM: The Abominable Snowman (1957) 2.40 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.35 Sign Zone: Holby City
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.05 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.00 Avengers Assemble 8.30 Fish Hooks 8.45 Fish Hooks 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.45 All Star Family Fortunes 2.25 The X Factor 4.50 Everything Or Nothing: The Untold Stories Of 007 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Jekyll And Hyde Fantasy drama series set in 1930s London. Robert cannot understand how he survived the attempt on his life, and follows the advice of new friends Lily and Max to seek answers in his grandfather’s house. Meanwhile, his brother Ravi must evade the undead and the colonial police to bring Robert news from Ceylon. Robert tells Max about being attacked in the East End, so Max takes him back to the Empire Hall where Bella and Garson recognise him from the night before. When Robert transforms again and saves Garson’s life, the old man reveals he once worked for Robert’s family. 8.00 The X Factor Results 9.00 Downton Abbey See highlights. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Bond Girls Are Forever Maryam D’Abo, star of The Living Daylights, discusses what it is like to be a Bond girl with other stars from the long-running and hugely successful action-adventure movie series, including Ursula Andress, Honor Blackman and Halle Berry. 11.20 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Cycling: Six Day London 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm FILM: The Legend Of Zorro (2005) 3.00 FILM: The Core (2003) 5.40 Channel 4 News
6.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun Property series presented by Jonnie Irwin. Peter and Sue Keegan from Liverpool have retirement on the horizon and dream of moving to Sarasota, Florida. 7.00 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at conservation charity, The Landmark Trust, and follows its restorations of some of Britain’s most remarkable historical buildings. Alastair DickCleland heads to the Trust’s most remote and challenging location, Lundy Island. 8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. This time the couple travel from Birmingham to Braunston in Northamptonshire, for a festival of vintage canal boats. 9.00 Homeland American drama. Answers elude Carrie. Saul and Allison run an operation. 10.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows as they watch them. 11.10 FILM: Warm Bodies (2013) (2013) Starring Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer, John Malkovich. Dark comedy. 1.00am Grand Designs Australia 1.55 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 2.50 Come Dine With Me (x4) 5.05 Location, Location, Location
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Zack And Quack 7.10 Make Way For Noddy 7.20 Paw Patrol 7.35 Little Princess 7.45 Pip Ahoy! 8.00 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.20 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.40 Wanda And The Alien 8.55 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.10 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 Football League Tonight 11.55 Ice Road Truckers 12.55pm Ice Road Truckers 1.50 Ice Road Truckers 2.50 FILM: Haunted Honeymoon (1986) 4.25 FILM: High Spirits (1988) 6.15 FILM: Addams Family Values (1993) Starring Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd, Joan Cusack, Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman and Carel Struycken. Sequel to the black comedy about the morbid Addams clan. The new nanny turns out to be a serial murderer bent on stealing Uncle Fester’s money. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 FILM: Arachnophobia (1990) Starring Jeff Daniels, Harley Jane Kozak, John Goodman, Julian Sands, Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamara, Mark L Taylor, Henry Jones, Peter Jason, James Handy, Roy Brocksmith and Kathy Kinney. Heart-stopping horror yarn in which a doctor, Ross Jennings, moves his family to a new town only to find his patients falling victim to the offspring of a deadly tropical variety of the very creature he loathes - the spider. 10.05 The Haunting Of Radcliffe House Feature-length horror mystery drama set against a backdrop of the Yorkshire Moors in winter. A young family move to an isolated estate that the wife has been hired to restore, only to discover that the previous owner is reputed to have murdered his wife. 12.00am FILM: Poltergeist (1982) 1.55 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.20 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle
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9.00am Supergirl 10.00 The Flash 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Bring The Noise 1.00 Futurama (x4) 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Muppets 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 Road Wars 12.00am Air Ambulance ER (x2)
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 FILM: Halloween: Resurrection (2002) 11.25 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 12.10am Family Guy (x2) 12.55 American Dad! 1.15 Rent A Cop 1.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.15 The World’s Worst Place
7.00pm London On Film: The West End 7.30 Jacobi On Garrick: Godfather Of The British Stage 8.00 The Dresser: Ronald Harwood In Conversation With Richard Eyre 9.00 Knights Of Classic Drama At The BBC 10.00 Charles Darwin And The Tree Of Life 11.00 Screen Goddesses: Arena 12.00am Natural World
2.30pm Totally You’ve Been Framed! 2 3.35 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 5.20 FILM: Space Jam (1996) 7.05 FILM: Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 The Ty And Ky Show. See highlights. 10.30 All About The Bants 11.00 FILM: The Faculty (1998) 1.10am The Ty And Ky Show
8.30am Heartbeat (x2) 10.35 Rosemary And Thyme (x2) 12.35pm Inspector Morse 2.50 Lewis 4.50 Midsomer Murders 6.55 Sunday Night At The Palladium 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 The Nation’s Favourite Elvis Song 10.30 Birds Of A Feather 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.10am FILM: The Rebel (1961) 2.55 Doctor At Large (x2) ~
9.00am Made In Chelsea 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm FILM: See Spot Run (2001) 2.30 Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 4.35 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 8.00 Film: Marley And Me (2008) 10.20 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.30 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.30am Scream Queens 1.35 Drifters
12.00pm Great Canal Journeys 1.05 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (x3) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 Nazi Megastructures 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.10 Nazi Megastructures
11.00am Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971) 1.00pm The Tooth Fairy (2010) 3.05 Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960) 4.40 Five Children And It (2004) 6.25 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) 9.00 Friends With Benefits (2011) 11.10 Don’t Say A Word (2001) 1.25am Like Someone In Love (2012)
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MONDAY 2 Britain’s Benefit Experiment: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm With tears on Question Time and a general uproar over the government’s planned cuts to Working Tax Credits providing the backdrop, Tazeen Ahmed investigates a new initiative by the Department of Work and Pensions, currently piloting. Great. Just great.
Simply Nigella BBC2, 8.30pm Oh lawks, it’s definitely getting into cold weather here with a brand new series from Nigella on how to rustle up the best winter warmers and tasty seasonal treats. She’s gonna make it so that we all understand this time though as these recipes come with the guarantee that they’ll be quick and calm. Promise.
Scream Queens E4, 10pm If you’re missing your Halloween scary hit then feast yourself on this new series – part black comedy and part slasher drama. There’s a killer on the loose in an American university sorority and it’s Hell Week. Plenty of scope here for hazing to take a turn for the worse, and for a house’s history to be very mysterious.
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Emma Thomas examines how the national living wage will affect families in Kent and Sussex. As a football fan gives theatre a go, Natalie Graham examines the state of the stage in the south east. 8.00 EastEnders As Halloween in Albert Square continues, the nightmare for the Mitchells is far from over. When further truths come to the surface, one resident makes a disturbing discovery. 8.30 Panorama Panorama. 9.00 Hugh’s War On Waste Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is on a mission to change the way we think about waste, by challenging the supermarkets and fast food industry to drastically reduce the amount of waste they generate. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host and guest panellists Grayson Perry and Katherine Ryan. 11.20 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the gossip, exclusive news and behind-the-scenes action. 7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands Paul Murton sets out to experience island life on the myriad of islands that lie off the Scottish coast. In this final episode, he visits the ‘Atlantic Twin’ islands of Coll and Tiree. 7.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in this quiz series for students. 8.30 Simply Nigella See highlights. 9.00 Autumnwatch Autumnwatch is back, live from a brand new location the Wildfowl & Wetland Trust Caerlaverock Reserve in the beautiful south west of Scotland. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Ellie Taylor and Josh Widdicombe. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Action-packed series looking at the Red Arrows and the RAF’s finest aerial display teams. 12.15am Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 1.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 2.15 Sign Zone: DIY SOS: Homes For Veterans
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Megan worries her secret is out. Pete gets a lifeline. 7.30 Coronation Street Angry Zeedan lies in wait for Jason. Kylie finds solace with an old friend. Nessa grabs the chance to spend time with Ken. 8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney, Ben Fogle and Liz Bonnin present the show celebrating rural Britain. 8.30 Coronation Street Can Zeedan give Alya the support she needs? Kylie is in danger of spilling the beans to Eva. 9.00 Doc Martin Drama series about a curmudgeonly country doctor and his patients in Cornwall. Martin finds himself trapped by Annie Winton who desperately wants him to try and save her husband Jim, who has recently been diagnosed as having terminal cancer. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.50 The Job Lot Sitcom set in a West Midlands job centre. Relations between management and the workforce break down over health and safety and plans for the Christmas party. 11.20 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.15am My Life On A Plate 7.00 The Edge 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.15 Formula 1: The Mexican Grand Prix - Highlights 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Nature’s Weirdest Events 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Antiques Roadshow
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me! 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Benchmark 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks An incensed Sienna sets out to prove that Maxine is taking her dad for a fool. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Britain’s Benefits Experiment: Channel 4 Dispatches See highlights. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover the truth about our food. The team looks back at some of their favourite investigations. 9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which a group of ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process. Of the 30 recruits who started the course, only 12 remain and the staff focus on the recruits’ fear. 10.00 Fargo Second series of the US crime drama, set 30 years before the events of the first. The Gerhardts’ search for Rye intensifies, while Lou takes a trip to Fargo, and Peggy overhears a new theory about the Waffle Hut shooter. 11.05 It Was Alright In The 1970s Documentary series which revisits the television decade that taste forgot. 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.00 Kitchen Impossible With Michel Roux Jr 1.55 FILM: Kai Po Che! (2013) 4.05 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Fifteen To One
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Deadly Revenge (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn’s former actions may ruin her and John’s chances of fostering a baby. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show presented by Jason Bradbury, Amy Williams, Ortis Deley and Jon Bentley. Jon questions whether mobile phone reception is getting worse. 8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the high-speed police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland. 9.00 TBA 10.00 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series. Michael’s newly renovated home was left in an unrecognisable state by tenants from hell, Carol’s 17th century timber cottage is disrupted by flooding which has attracted some unwanted visitors, and Christine and Alan’s lives have been made a misery when a waste facility opened up down the road. 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. 12.00am My Sister Had My Boyfriend’s Baby...and Other Betrayals 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies: Puppy Special 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Trollied 9.30 After Hours 10.00 Bring The Noise 11.00 Mount Pleasant 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Is This Rape? Sex On Trial 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Fear 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Is This Rape? Sex On Trial 1.30 The Fear 2.00 Professor Green: Suicide And Me 3.00 Is This Rape? Sex On Trial
7.00pm News 7.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.00 The Secret Life Of Books: Confessions Of An English Opium Eater 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 Lockerbie: My Brother’s Bomber - Storyville 10.30 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 11.30 Horizon: The Truth About Exercise 12.30am Screen Goddesses: Arena
12.10pm Coronation Street 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 11.10 The Comedy Basement 11.40 Sniggaz 12.10am Celebrity Juice: Halloween Special
10.50am Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 Doctor At Large 4.40 Rising Damp 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.50 Wycliffe 9.00 Executed 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Like Father, Like Son 12.35am Inspector Morse
5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Scream Queens. See highlights. 11.00 Gogglebox 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am Brooklyn NineNine
11.20am FILM: Bell, Book And Candle (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Walking Through History 4.40 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.15am The Supervet
11.00am Bitter Victory (1958) 1.05pm That Touch Of Mink (1962) 3.05 Death Drums Along The River (1963) 4.45 Thunder Bay (1953) 6.50 Mission: Impossible (1996) 9.00 G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2012) 11.10 Patriot Games (1992) 1.25am La Linea (2008) 3.20 Close
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