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A CHRISTMAS HAMPER Our festive gift guide COMEDY Stephen Grant for the Krater good HOLLY WOULD Bat those bushy eyebrows KING CHARLES III Sparkling comedy at Chichester Festival Theatre DINE OUT Andrew Kay at Señor Buddha

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Amor & Pasion Carlos, Urs, David and Seb are delighted to announce that they will be bringing their AMOR & PASION tour to the UK in 2016, performing songs off the new highly anticipated album alongside all of their biggest hits. Brighton Centre, 15 May 2016, £35–125, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

being over six foot tall too does add the ‘rugby’ element, but there’s really not a lot I can do about that. To appropriate another cartoon’s more loaded excuse: I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way. I haven’t acquired a new Hobbseing pal for quite some time. What with Brighton being a fabulous place to be out and about in, this does lead to there being less soft landings to scout out to receive the accost. I’ve also learned to be a bit more gentle with my circle. They’re lovely, but we’re all a little older and more likely to pick up injury. As I told a much younger pal when he enthusiastically tried to combine me with some makeshift parkour on my birthday recently – don’t break your friends! But I do miss the rough and tumble roustabout. That glint in my eye was declaring that I had all the ethics of a pirate in a swordfight as I launched myself upon my prey. Maybe there’s a case for Hobbesing to come back. Just with a bit more health and safety in the mix. Watch out...

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The Joy Of Mincing Julian Clary, national trinket, author, TV and radio star is coming up your way... The Joy of Mincing is Julian Clary’s celebration of 30 years as a camp comedian. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 23 April 2016, £23/20, brightondome.org

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here is something to be said for unabashed and unadulterated affection, barrelling towards you in a blur with the full knowledge that there’s nothing you can do about it. It also helps if the ball of affection in question has already scouted out that there’s something soft for the both of you to land on, and made a quick check that you’re not holding anything likely to shatter or burn upon landing. I would say that. I am the barreler. Hear me roar. Actually, it’s more like – look out for a glint in my eye and second guess what it might mean before I hit. This was something I did a lot of for a period of time. A cross between a hug and a rugby tackle, I was inspired by the cartoon strip ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ by Bill Patterson. I’d call it ‘Hobbseing’, and save it for my closest (and most physically robust) friends as an act of both playful warfare and a show of love. Like one of those toddlers that winds you when they give you a running hug. Myself

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thelatest.tv Whitehawk made their own piece of history this season as they reached the First Round Proper of the FA Cup for the first time in their history. I am writing this two days after the Hawks spectacular 5-3 win over Lincoln City in the First Round and they have been drawn away to either Dagenham & Redbridge or Morecambe in the Second Round. In cricket it wasn't such a successful year for Sussex County s part of the sports team at Latest TV I get to explore and report on the thriving sports scene in Brighton and the surrounding areas. From football to cricket, hockey to basketball and everything in between, if it's a sport and it takes place in Brighton you can be sure we'll want to cover it. Along with my partner in crime, Tatiana Sanchez, we ensure that no rock is left unturned when it comes to sport in Brighton. In our daily sports news show we bring you all the latest breaking news from Brighton & Hove Albion, all our non-league football sides, Sussex Cricket Club, Worthing Thunder, the local rugby scene and many more obscure and entertaining sports that grace our fine city. This looks set to be a stellar year from Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club as the Seagulls are riding high in the Championship. With Chris Hughton at the helm, promotion looks to be a realistic goal for an Albion side who, with the financial backing of Chairman Tony Bloom, have purchased wisely in the summer and look all set to make the leap to the Premier League. This past month saw the Albion make history as they went – at the time of writing – 17 league games unbeaten. Surpassing a record which had stood since the 1930/31 season. Women's football is also embracing a huge rise in popularity this season, with sides across the country hosting record

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his week’s Digital Nation is tasty! Filled to the brim with delicious treats, as well as thought-provoking morsels and caring treats. As the weather draws in it’s time to turn attention to foods that comfort and warm to the core – like apples. It’s crumble season (just ask local lady Lorraine

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Cricket Club. The side were relegated from Division One of the County Championship and went through the entire Royal London One Day Cup Campaign without a victory. However T20 Captain Luke Wright guided the Sharks to the Quarter-Finals of the T20 Blast where they were eventually knocked out by Northamptonshire. Since the end of the season there have been significant changes at the club; Head Coach Mark Robinson is still at the helm and is keen to guide Sussex to promotion next season. However Ed Joyce has stepped down from his role as County Championship and One-Day Captain, a role Luke Wright has taken up. It's sure to be an exciting season for Sussex when their new campaign kicks off in May, and we'll be there to follow all the action.

crowds. Under James Marrs the seagulls are themselves hunting down promotion to the Women's Super League and with a strong squad the sky's the limit for the albion. The side are facing a huge month in their season which will culminate on December 6th when, for the first time, the Women's team takes to the Amex pitch for a league match.

Now if you miss an Albion match never fear because here on the sports team we have the cure: it's Albion Night, your three hour weekly fix of Seagulls action. With full matches from the men's team, extended highlights from the women's side, as well as a host of other Albion content. Thursdays from 7:30 is where you'll find all the must see Seagulls action. Now up until this season many people were unaware of the city's superb second football club. However, this season Whitehawk have been making a name for themselves and bringing their Ultras along for the ride. The Hawks are soaring the National League South, two divisions below the Football League, with their own dreams of promotion. channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

The Action is non-stop at Latest Sport. At the end of the month we'll be covering the Sussex Sports Awards, with special guest English Heptathlete Louise Hazell. So be sure to tune in throughout December for all of the action from a huge night for sport in Sussex. 4

Bowen) and Notts TV are speaking with Colonel Roger Merryweather, chairman of the Bramley Festival committee, about the marvellous celebration of the famous cooking apple – the bramley apple. From the first recognition of the bramley’s potential more than 200 years ago, it’s gone on to star in food, drink and even fine art. As Notts TV discover. If you fancy broadening your palette further, then tuck into London Live’s coverage of the opening of the Food Museum in

Borough Market. With ambitions to become a major national institution, these guys don’t scrimp on ambition. But then again, with its own butterfly house – paying homage to the unsung heroes of the pollination world – as well as a display showing exactly what it involves to pass through the human digestive system, amongst its special exhibits there’s no need to sell this fascinating new sight short. Over in Lancashire That’s Lancashire mark National Chocolate Week with a trip to The Fig Tree, an organisation selling fairtrade chocolate out of a

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thelatest.tv church. And it’s not simply fairtrade chocolate that’s sold, it’s also made by them – sourcing the beans and building up ethical relationships internationally. It’s something of a passion, which is why their children’s workshops teach the making from bean to bar, as well as educating the next generation on why just because something is legal it doesn’t mean it’s right. Food for thought. In fact, there’s plenty of that this week. Exploring the work of organisations Manchester Angels and Love Activists, occupiers of Charlotte House in Manchester

sees a stark perspective on homelessness as winter approaches, alongside a warming one of how much people will give in the service of others. STV Glasgow’s study of the Buddies Clubs and Services depicts a joyful bus trip out for the day for those affected by disability. Buddies founder Jane Hook tells of how her daughter, diagnosed in 1990 with ‘autistic features’, was

her inspiration to create the organisation when she ran into a wall in her search to find social groups to help her. What resulted was this oasis of community and friendship. Plus there’s the biggest telescope ever, playing bagpipes in a war memorial, drawing the buildings of Leeds, and much more. Plenty from across the country to entertain and captivate, from start to finish, coast to coast. watch on

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the caped and the masked, the good and the bad, the fit and the furious. And don’t try the moves out on your brother. Don’t.

The Rosies, Tuesday 24 November, 6.30pm Jessica Kellgren-Hayes, Annie Whilby, Kitty Underhill and Rebecca Shortall are joined by socialist Howard Pilott to discuss climate change. It’s a topic that is always at the forefront of our minds come the change in the seasons and our coastal lines start looking precarious. Plus, the foursome explain the phrase of the day – ‘Personal Responsibility’ – and meet the Rosie Of The Day: Beyoncé.

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come into focus. Tune in for the complete FA Women’s Premier League home match from Culver Road, Lancing, against West Ham. After drawing at their last meeting in October, the pressure’s really on this time around to win.

Millionaire’s Row, Wednesday 25 November, 7pm Dip your toe into property envy with Andrew Bullock and Simone Thorogood. This week the pair meet Dora Clouttick from Organic Roofs, and together they all go and visit a couple who have just had a new organic roof installed on the extension of their house. Mixing sound ethics with good protection for your home and natural insulation for the winter – scrummy!

Bored Gamers: On The Game, Friday 27 November, 9pm Oh our giddy aunt – Jim Devereaux and Greg Marshall head to Brighton & Hove’s first ComicCon convention and get the scoop on all the latest games at the forefront of role-playing, superheroes, and pretty much everything else to float your boat. Marvellous!

Noise Floor, Monday 30 November, 5.30pm Recently nominated for a Royal Television Society award, series two of the Nottingham-based music show kicks off with Shelter Point in the studio, as well as videos from The Golden Troubadours, Opie Deino, Sea Monster Eyes, and Captain Dangerous. Booya!

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Albion Night, Thursday 26 November, 7.30pm Women’s football is hitting a high, so it stands to reason that the Albion women’s team should channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

Growing Concerns, Sunday 29 November, 3.30pm Malcolm Cook turns his attention to the COP21 Climate Change talks in Paris, with specific attention to how the recent Paris attacks with affect it. Plus, he gets to the root of the matter with this week’s guest Will Cotterel of the Brighton Energy Co Op.

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GOING SOLO have always loved the phrase “black is the new black”, the world of fashion has a fabulous way of disappearing up its own fundement. Catchphrases are a constant source of delight – and horror. So many are purposefully created and lack any sense of the real joy that comes from a phrase that simply slips into common usage. Right now my favourite is “Staying in is the new going out”, it could have been written for me! Oh I know that I give the impression of being an all out gadabout and I do enjoy a night out with friends. I have my regular jaunts, a couple of pub quizzes, the theatre of course and restaurants. Oh and all the Food Festival activities I engage in. If that sounds a lot – the reality is that I spend a great deal of time at home, more often than not alone. I am embracing my new found solitude with an open mind. I like the freedom that it brings and after the initial period of being, let me be honest here, lonely, I find that I enjoy my own company. I lived alone for many years in London and loved it, but back then my life was a whirlwind of going out, often not going home at all. I was young, footloose and fancy free although I was never sure what fancy free meant – I’m not sure I do even now. Living alone gave me so many options. I ate what and when I wanted, went where I wanted to go and when I wanted to go, and if I wanted company I had a nice group of friends who I would ask around. I have always loved entertaining and especially cooking for my friends and family. I think that need to entertain, or should I say feed, is a genetic trait. My mum has it and my maternal grandmother had it too. (My paternal grandmother was not a natural hostess, although I did for some strange reason always enjoy her overcooked roast beef sandwiches on thickly buttered Hovis. I doubt I would like them now but back then I thought they were delicious.) She also had shop bought cakes, which for the rest of

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my family seemed like a real extravagance. Mum was always up to her neck in cake batter or pastry and despite us never having much money, there was always cake or pie in the tin. I have this gene, the putter-offood-on-the-table gene, and I love it. Living alone has ups and downs when it comes to food. Some of the things that I love to make are clearly created on a scale to feed the 5,000. This may sound great

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but after a few days of eating the same casserole you can tire. The arrival of a new deep freeze as a Christmas gift last year has helped, but I do not have the discipline to label, or a good memory, so dinner can be a lucky dip. It might sound like fun but it can be disappointing to get home to a container of soup when you really were hoping for a rich chilli. So my staying in being the new going out is not always a solo pleasure, I have re-discovered my love of having friends around for a meal. That means cooking in the way that I like best and hopefully having the right amount of leftovers to enjoy rather than become bored with. This past weekend I cooked for three friends, an impromptu Sunday lunch, inspired by seeing a rather tasty looking shoulder of lamb and a rolled breast to match. It was Saturday afternoon and I had not planned on inviting guests channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

round, but a quick call to a few dear friends and all was in place. I bought both pieces of lamb, made a few extra purchases, one guest was vegetarian, and found some fresh mint to make sauce – I cannot abide the bottled stuff and hate even more mint jelly. Sunday morning alone in my kitchen with The Archers and a pot of good coffee is my idea of heaven. I like peeling vegetables, I love basting meat and I thrill at the idea of constructing some kind of pudding. Please note that in my book Sunday lunch does not require a starter, nor does roast lamb require a Yorkshire pudding. By 10am everything was prepared and ready to cook, which gave me time to vacuum, lay the table – properly with a linen cloth and napkins, and finally run my now sweating carcass through a hot shower. By 11am I was done, everything in place and the oven warming in readiness. There was a mango and ginger tart cooling on the rack, a mint sauce steeping and potatoes ready to sizzle in smoking hot goose fat. At noon I rewarded myself with a G&T. I might give the impression that I am the sort of person that gets home and settles down with a stiff drink every night but nothing could be further from the truth. I very seldom have a drink at home because I don’t much like drinking alone. It’s not a rule but it has become a preference – and given that I spend a lot of time tasting both food and drink it is probably a very good idea. But a G&T as a reward for a morning in the kitchen, well I’m not into self denial, and wow, it was good, a double measure of Blackdown and a sploosh of Fever Tree and I was a very happy man. My friends arrived and we spent four hours laughing and eating and sharing the afternoon, and at 5.30 they left and I washed up. That evening I was alone once more, staying in and not going out – and I loved it. At seven I made a cold lamb sandwich. I watched a bit of TV and went to bed a very happy man.

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Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

his episode should be called 'Everyone Hates Emma' – because they do, and she deserves it. At the amateur boxing club Jamie pretends to act shocked when Spenny announces that he and Lauren are no more. As if on cue, Emma struts in with her confused accent and waifish attitude. She's wearing an outfit that makes her look like Taylor Schilling in Orange is the New Black. Then it all gets flirty flirty. To make matters worse, Emma doesn't even drink coffee. Binky has to bring her a green tea post-workout. You are NOT Gwyneth Paltrow, alright Emma!? Jess wants to give Jamie a balloon as a gesture of friendship. A gesture of patronising, slap-in-the-face friendship. Mark Francis is on the phone speaking in a foreign tongue when he joins Richard, Rosie and Binky for brunch. It sounds like he's flirting a bit. Has he taken a lover on one of his private islands? They start talking about Emma. He's all "who's Emma". Indeed, Mark Francis! Turns out Jess went to see a rugby game that Jamie was performing in (as the mascot) and snogged some random man in the audience whilst she was meant to be watching Jamie run about (dressed as a giant cockerel). This leads to Jamie taking her friendship balloon and practically deflating it in her face by telling her that he has now erased her from his life. (They'll be friends again by Christmas.) Just as he is about to float the suggestion that they firm up their sexless relationship, Emma tells Ollie that she kissed Spenny. Ollie is all "but we were doing lots of kissing on the lips and holding hands". Sorry, but are we literally watching 10- year-olds here? Ollie tells Richard and Binky who sort of laughs in his poor little face. Tiff tells Lucy about her new career move as Rosie's pointless intern. Lucy is NOT happy. She is all "Rosie Fortescue? Ew?" Did I miss something here? When did Lucy start hating Rosie so vehemently? Emma admits to wearing makestruts in upOllie and having Botox, but leaves with her out the fact that he appears to confused have Nivea pearl chapstick on as well. He then tells Spenny and accent and Emma that they're horrid. waifish Richard tells Toff that his attitude robots are his friends and that he'd quite like to introduce her to them. Across the room, Mark Francis says that his hair reminds him of Camilla Parker-Bowels. Sorry, the Duchess of Cornwall. Andrew Bullock is a producer, presenter and writer. You can read more at www.drewjbullock.wordpress.com

INDIAN The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Chaula’s Lewes Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

Cafe Chilli Cafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes, but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic green curry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With a varied wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone. Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'

ITALIAN Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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usion can so often lead to confusion. Over the years as food trends come and go, few were as misguided as ‘Fusion’. I tried to embrace it but more often than not it was simply a muddle of ill-informed ideas on a plate. When I heard about Señor Buddha I was apprehensive, would this be more of the same, would I go home with a palate dancing to two tunes – in different keys and to different time signatures? The answer is no. I need not have been afraid. Señor Buddha takes a selection of great ingredients and presents them with style, a robust style that given the informal nature of this tiny restaurant and incredibly tiny open kitchen is admirable. I went on a wet and windy Thursday with my brother and The black sister-in-law. They live in a tiny pudding village a few miles outside and was perfect, equally tiny town on the Welsh borders, so the range of cuisine on soft and offer to them is to say the least creamy in restricted. I thought that this would at least be fun but it turned out to texture but packed with be much more. The menu is ordered tapas style, ooomph when the food has some elements of it came to Spain, some elements of the far east, but nothing silly. We sat at the flavour bar so that we could watch our food being prepared – which I love. There is an element of theatre to that format which I enjoy as much when it is going well as when there is a culinary disaster. There were no disasters, despite the owner being a man down and his commis being new that day. Fortunately the young lady out front was more than capable of keeping things on an even keel, even with a huge table celebrating a birthday. So off we set on our foodie journey, starting with sherry pig cheek croquettes. Slowly braised, like any good Bath chap should be, then breaded and fried. There were Thai spices, but they were discreet and did not mask the sweet pork. Next came confit duck leg with sherry hoisin poached plums. I

really enjoyed this, the succulent confit so much better than crispy duck from the east, but with the addition of that eastern flavour – it simply worked. I love octopus but given my guests’ fear of it I was willing to forego the pleasure, but they insisted and committed to trying it. I loved it, they were less enamoured – result! More for me. It was as tender a tentacle as I have ever eaten and the squid ink caviar was fun and tasty. They were equally wary of scallops and morcilla but sadly for me both loved the combination. I have to say the black pudding was perfect, soft and creamy in texture but packed with ooomph when it came to flavour. And the twist on this classic combo was a coconut and cauliflower puree that worked very well. Given that we had eaten two fish dishes, neither to my brother’s normal taste, we ordered the lamb cutlets and allowed him to gnaw away to his heart’s delight – which he did. Meanwhile his wife and I enjoyed a bowl of really good mussels in a saffron and coconut broth that required an extra portion of good bread for mopping purposes. Full marks too for big fat juicy mussels. We also made light of the lemongrass halloumi which came with asian puy lentils. Finally the chef insisted that we try his signature mountain mutton stew, a slow braise rich with spices in a heady sauce that put smiles on all of our faces. So did I like it? The answer is yes. Hats off to owner and cook Lee who held things together so well and cooked up a storm. 9 Preston Road, Brighton, BN1 4QE 01273 567 832

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urezza give a fresh, healthy alternative to a traditional eatery, serving beautiful organic and fairtrade coffee throughout the day, produced in Italy. As a vegan outlet, they don't use cow milks, instead you can choose soya, oat, coconut or almond which taste surprisingly amazing in all of the coffees and are lower in saturated fats. They open early at 8am offering a wide selection of vegan croissants and sweet treats, they also offer a range of vegan salads, sandwiches and yoghurts for lunch. From midday until 10pm they serve stonebaked pizzas along with organic and gluten free wines and beers. Where Purezza lacks in meat and dairy, it makes up for in quality, there are no compromises here. Not only are all the products suitable for the lactose or dairy intolerant, most of the menu is also available gluten free. A delivery and collection service is now available too. They are open 7 days a week on St James's Street and we highly recommend checking them out. You can see the full menu on their website www.purezza.co.uk

ast Sunday The Old Market hosted one of the most exhilarating musical evenings of the year when Brighton's own Nick Pynn, instrumentalist extraordinaire, joined forces with experimental pop diva Kate Daisy Grant in a delightful display of musical virtuosity. The event was the belated launch for Nick's new album, 'Waterproof', a mesmerising mix of musical enchantment, while Kate

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performed tracks from her latest album 'Portrait' and a couple of new songs, both artistes using the widest arrangement of instruments imaginable. Between them, they captivated their audience with a spellbinding melee of experimental pop and avant garde folk. Press plaudits for the show include Time Out calling it 'warm, witty and something a bit like magic' and the Edinburgh Spotlight 'beautiful, compelling and intriguing... two of the finest creative and outstanding musicians around.' "Working with Kate is always a delightful experience, and it was lovely to play on our home turf", commented Nick.

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CELEB CITY

HOLLY WOULD BUSHY BROWS ver since Cara Delevingne came into the public eye we were graced with the bushy eyebrow trend. Big, thick, beautiful eyebrows. Whilst many people could quite easily replicate this look, I struggled. You see, I’m lacking in the brow department. I am naturally very fair and for some reason this means that my eyebrows are invisible to the naked eye. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a bit… But they do take quite a bit of pencilling in to resemble an eyebrow. Last summer I went on holiday with my friends to Cyprus, I knew that this meant I would be swimming (makeup free) in the sea. If I tried to pencil my eyebrows in, I thought, before I go swimming I’d only end up with them dripping down my face by the end of the day. Blonde/ invisible eyebrows is one thing but having dark smudges smeared across my cheeks would probably look worse. It wasn’t the end of the world and it didn’t really bother me as much as I’m making out, so I was ready to admit defeat. Until I was introduced to the world of HD brows. What are HD brows, you ask? They’re basically the fairy godmother of eyebrows. Normally, I don’t like paying for anything if I can get the same result at home. But I definitely would not be able to replicate HD brows with my pair of

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Chris Eubank, has entered the jungle. Former WBO middleweight champion and Brighton resident has joined this year’s contestants of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Known for his eccentric personality, Eubank is sure to be one to watch.

Images of Groucho Marx sprang to mind

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tweezers. They start off by tinting the hairs of your eyebrow… Genius. Although, when I first saw the colour of the dye that the beautician had made, images of Groucho Marx sprang to mind. She reassured me that the colour would be a lot lighter and she was, of course, correct. The colour looked very natural but still dark enough to not need any additional help from a pencil. She then proceeded to wax them

into shape for me. At last, I had perfect eyebrows that stayed perfect all summer long! I would definitely get these done again but only for a special occasion or a holiday, as it is quite expensive. You can get a regular eyebrow tint for a fraction of the price though and I fully recommend getting that done. It makes the smaller hairs darker which gives you a bigger eyebrow to shape and overall a more polished look.

Paul Weller was spotted outside the Brighton Centre on Friday, November 20. His album ‘Saturns Pattern’ was released in May and reached number two on the UK Albums Chart. Weller is performing in Brighton as part of his second tour this year.

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SPELLBINDING! A FEAST OF FESTIVE TREATS AT BRIGHTON DOME igh-flying daredevilry, bewitching dance and an improvised panto are set to make Christmas at Brighton Dome a spellbinding affair. Flown (Sat 19 – Sun 27 December), the award-winning, critically-acclaimed magical and mesmerising performance from contemporary circus company Pirates of the Carabina promises to be a beautifully bonkers Christmas show. A flying aerialist tries to iron her partydress, a stagehand gets tangled in the decorations and stuntmen argue (in the air) with the pesky festive lights. Sounds just like any ‘normal’ family Christmas, then… Pirates of the Carabina themselves are a motley crew of incredible acrobats, aerialists, musicians and stuntmen. Flown tells the tale of their attempts to get the show up and running in time for Christmas. Things go right… but plenty more goes wrong, as disagreements, fear and exhaustion threaten to ruin the festivities, with catastrophe just one move away. Following a stunning performance as part of Brighton Festival 2014 and fresh from a sell-out tour across Australia, expect a jaw-dropping mix of comedy and chaos with bold physicality and live music as the cast invites audiences to come inside, to look backstage and delight in the absurdity of contemporary circus life. Accompanied by roaring live music, it’s big, beautiful and barmy and of course in the end, everything is Flown… even the band! Turning whatever you think you know about the circus on its head – quite literally! – this show will captivate the whole family and leave audiences on the edge of their seats. The festive family-friendly fun doesn’t stop there. Storyteller Andrew Barnett Jones has made up stories for loads of top TV shows from Mr Bean: the Animated Series to Shaun the Sheep, but this Christmas he’ll turn his attentions to the humble

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own rollercoaster imagination. If you’ve ever wondered where writers get their ideas from, now’s your chance to find out! Alongside this, award-winning theatre company Box Clever

present a fun and unique adaptation of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol (Tues 15 – Sun 20 December), interweaving the traditional story with modern interpretation as a cast of three bring a revolving stage set to life with puppets and music. Crammed full of dramatic scenes and characters, from Marley’s ghost to the saintly Tiny Tim and Ebenezer Scrooge himself, A Christmas Carol depicts a truly British Christmas filled with joy, eating too much, family reunions and goodwill. Another Christmas classic heading to Brighton Dome’s stage is Ballet Theatre UK’s beautiful re-telling of Hans Christian Andersen’s classic fairytale ballet The Snow Queen (Sat 2 & Sun 3 January) – the iconic tale that inspired the smash hit movie Frozen. This spectacular production follows the story of a young girl and her quest in search of The Snow Queen who has placed her kingdom under an evil spell. A magical adventure takes her on a journey across the frozen north where she encounters an enchanted reindeer, glittering Ice Princesses and charming Snowmen in search of true love. Ballet Theatre UK's renowned company of international dancers, beautiful costumes and glittering stage sets combine to create a magnificent spectacle, all set to a glorious and magical score. For music lovers, Kate Rusby (Fri 11 Dec) – one of the most popular young folk singers of traditional English folk songs – heads to the venue for a spellbinding evening of songs from her highly acclaimed two Christmas albums. Her exquisite interpretations of traditional songs and finely wrought selfpenned tunes have won her an audience that reaches beyond the genre, so expect a truly memorable evening of awardwinning music and bawdy Yorkshire wit. For tickets, visit brightondome.org or call 01273 709709

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SCIENCE UNLOCKING POTENTIAL

BRIGHTON’S ARTY ALISON KROG

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Dr Caroline Oprandi keeping you up to date with science & technology at PACA e have come to the end of our Greenpower Race Car topic and we are just waiting for University of Brighton to 3D scan and print our winning models ready for testing the aerodynamics of the models within their Engineering Wind Tunnel. We are very lucky to have Leonardo from Ricardo Engineering helping us in our Afterschool club to finalise the car. It really has been a great start for our STEM curriculum. It is evident from the pupils’ reactions that we are managing to engage those that would not necessarily have thought of science and technology as a subject for them. So far we haven’t needed to rely on any tests or assessments in order to monitor their level of progress since it is extremely evident from the level of engagement, and their presentations, that they have an excellent attitude to independent learning. The pupils do also have traditional science and maths lessons and STEM compliments these lessons. Our next topic is Astronomy and we are We refer to making the most of Ken having our astronaut Ken Bowersox’s Bowersox visit the school by referring to his space space missions missions in the lesson. in lessons However, the main ‘mission’ for the KS3 pupils is to develop a movie that includes at least six key events in astronomy. The movies will then be entered into a competition called Into Film: Into Space. Into Film states on their website that “Into Film: Into Space includes many great, free activities for young people to take part in around the themes of space and exploration, with the most exciting being a first-ofits-kind filmmaking competition that offers the chance for six lucky entrants to have their winning entries screened in orbit around the Earth! As part of perhaps our most exciting competition yet, we're asking you to create a short film on the themes of 'exploration' and 'space'. Films that are entered must be: Themed around space or exploration. Outer space? Your own space? A space that you love? Made by young people between the ages of 5 and 19, either solo or as part of a group, in or out of school. The six chosen winners will have their films blasted into space! British European Space Agency (ESA) astronaut Tim Peake is embarking on a mission to the International Space Station (ISS) and he'll be taking the six winning films with him, to be screened for all the astronauts on the station.” The KS3 pupils are already being extremely creative and coming up with some great ideas (not all feasible I have to say at this point!), however whether they win or not, I can’t wait to see the final results. Portslade Aldridge Community Academy (PACA) is a college offering sixth form, 11-16 years, youth centre, adult learning, community education, sports centre and pre-school. Find out more at www.paca.uk.com

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his week, I’ve got the perfect antidote to the November gloom. Head up to the Round Georges pub in Sutherland Road, Kemptown, and imbibe the amazing abstracts by local favourite Geoff Hands (along with a Rioja or two, of course). Geoff’s exceptionally expressive seascape and G Hands Red Force 5 landscape-inspired paintings blur the line between the figurative and the abstract. And though his most recent work might appear highly gestural at first glance, hidden depths imply the influences of his visual memories of various locations in Cornwall and Sussex. Says Geoff: “My painting practice mediates between a G Hands Sea semi-figurative, painterly language and Expressive the impact of more abstract, non-figurative, landscapeimagery. In addition to inspired paintings allowing recollected, contingent, experiences blur the line from sea and landscape between the environments to figurative and the contribute to the conception and making abstract of the work shown here, I am also motivated by the actual process of painting in itself and in exploring improvisation with colour.” If you’d like to meet Geoff in person, make a date for Saturday 5 December, from 7 to 9pm, when the Round Georges gallery will be open all evening while jazz trio, ‘The Heroes of Rhythm’, play live in the main bar from 8pm. Don’t miss: We’ve much admired the work of Seiko Kato, an illustration graduate of Brighton University. So excited to hear that not only is she designing a unique, site-specific installation for Corridor Gallery, but she will also be creating intricately hand-cut collage work live in the space on selected dates! Corridor Gallery will also house new additions and exclusive pieces of her hugely popular range of merchandise. From TheFuneral 28 November. Also, looking forward to ink_d gallery’s Christmas Group Show. A special highlight this year is an exclusive print release from Jake WoodEvans and other artist-led events. From 21 November until Christmas Eve. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty

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here are many perils that can befall a commuter. Delays. Cancellations. Nodding off through sleep deprivation and waking up in Bedford (or worse, Luton, where commuters end up on bricks, someone having run off with their loafers). But by far the most serious risk, from my perspective at least, is the constant and unavoidable threat of getting fat. With our frenetic 21st century lives, maintaining a body beautiful is a difficult enough challenge at the best of times. Throw in a daily, four hour round trip between your home and place of employment, and it becomes almost impossible. All those hours A fairytale trail spent ensconced of cakes and in the comfort of a train seat may biscuits pervade office life be a boon for working, or reading, or just watching the world go by, but none of these things burn calories (or if they do, not in sufficient quantities to offset a Victoria Station sausage roll at 8pm while Southern irons out whatever cataclysm has brought the network to a standstill that day). On top of that, when you commute a serious distance to a desk job, it takes Herculean effort to shoehorn a gym membership into your routine. With only a sliver of a work-out window before your morning departure and after you return that night (when frankly, you have become a humanshaped avatar of exhaustion anyway), the idea of sinking a portion of your wage into a gym membership – on top of the hundreds of pounds you fling at the rail operators each month – feels like a gamble you might not win. Perhaps that’s why longer travel times have been linked to a range of health issues, including obesity, high blood pressure, and heart disease. Yes. As if delayed trains and shivering on cold platforms weren’t bad enough, our commutes may actually be killing us. Defeatism, I hear you cry. Laziness. The idea that commuters must somehow make an irrevocable choice between working and working out is nothing but a convenient excuse, a shield for the weak-willed and doughy desk jockeys of the world to cower behind. And perhaps you’re right. I am already trialling two strategies to try and keep the scales from tipping into the danger zone. The first has been (well, durrr) to try reduce my calorie intake, something I – being a veteran foodie – find hard. It’s one thing not to engage with the fairytale trail of cakes, biscuits and other treats that pervade office life (all of which lead to a gingerbread cottage, with type 2 diabetes inside), but quite another to stave off the desire to reward yourself after getting home at the end of another epic commute. The second, more successful strategy involves taking an actual lunch break, as opposed to continuing to sit at my desk and answer emails, with the slight variation that I’m simultaneously shovelling carbohydrates into my face. OK, so I rarely break a sweat and my ‘lunchtime circuits’ might only take me around the homewares floor at John Lewis (“No more cushions!” yells my other half when he hears the rustle of carrier bags approaching down the hallway), but it’s still activity, isn’t it?

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embers of the East Sussex Credit Union (ESCU) can now apply for a monthly payment plan to purchase a Brighton & Hove Bus Company annual ticket on the

Keycard. The new scheme enables those who cannot afford the outlay of an annual ticket at £540 to spread the cost over 12 monthly payments with a finance agreement with the ESCU. Under the scheme the ticket price will be further discounted to £490 if paid in full giving the ticket holder unlimited bus travel for less than £9.50 per week. Discounted deals on days out and mini breaks in the UK offered by Brighton & Hove Coaches will also be available to ESCU members on the same scheme. Ann Hickey general manager at East Sussex Credit Union said: "We are delighted to be working in partnership with Brighton & Hove Buses. We are always keen to ensure all members of our community can access fair deals and are particularly pleased we can now offer the discounted annual bus ticket that can be paid for monthly. This will enable those who are unable to pay the full price up-front to get the best price possible for unlimited travel across the bus network." "This is our first membership benefit product and is an excellent example of how we can adapt to personalise our products and services to work This is our first with major membership partners and benefit product – an tailor to the needs of our excellent example of members and how we can adapt wider to personalise our community". products and Patrick Warner, business services to work development with major partners manager at Brighton & Hove Bus and Coach Company said: “We are working closely with East Sussex Credit Union to ensure everyone can access our best value range of tickets. This loan facility will ensure more people in our city can enjoy the lowest fares all year round. “In addition to easy access to the best discounts on daily bus travel, member discounts and family value deals will also be available from the 2016 days out and UK short breaks brochure. We believe the deal with the Credit Union will be a popular benefit for their members.” The scheme is the latest the bus company has launched to extend its range of targeted discount fares. ‘Routes to Work’ was launched in October to offer 75% off bus travel for the first month in any new employment or apprenticeship if the employer is signed-up to the scheme.

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A board game all about Brighton. xplore the sights and secrets of Brighton in the brand new edition of this classic homegrown board game. 2-5 players can hop on the tourist trail or explore off the beaten track, go busking, shopping, gambling, partying and picnicking on foot, bus or bike. With over 100 different encounters and 45 locations stretching from Devil's Dyke to Black Rock, this is Brighton in a box! Available from www.bedsitgames.co.uk and Dave's books, Waterstones, Dice Saloon, England @ Home, Daisy Daisy, Wigwam, Rocket Science, Amnesty Books, City Books, Kemp Town Books and Kiss me Kwik. £35

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rim the tree with the season’s most desired decoration, a smart little box that opens to reveal an English Pear and Freesia Cologne and a nectarine Blossom Honey Body Crème. Wrapped up and ready to hang for a best-dressed Christmas. £24 www.jomalone.co.uk

end your little spacemen or women off to the land of nod with 100% cotton Astronaut Duvet and Pillow Set – a single set of bedding with a photo image of an astronaut suit screen-printed onto both the duvet cover and pillow. The astronaut suit itself is a real NASA suit lent to the designer by The Space Expo Museum in the Netherlands. £55 www.sciencemuseumshop.co.uk

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Star Wars meets Brighton unique Prints he iconic Star Wars character is painted and aged by resident artist Wolfy, to blend in with the iconic Brighton seafront. A brilliant gift for Brighton and Star Wars lovers alike! Craftwork Projects are a Brighton based company, working nationally and internationally. Prints start at £40 www.craftworkprojects.com/shop

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Play-Doh Disguise Lab, featuring Despicable Me Minions ometimes we all feel like one in a minion, but the Play-Doh Disguise Lab is here to change all that! Create crazy disguises for your minions by pressing out hilarious hairstyles. It's about to get silly around here and these Minions like it that way... Debenhams, Churchill Square Shopping Centre, Brighton. £10

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TOP 5 BENEFITS OF HYPNOTHERAPY ccredited Hypnotherapist Jonathan Conway understands that certain people may be a little apprehensive when considering hypnotherapy as a treatment. He believes that this could be due to the misconceptions they have because of what is portrayed on television. However, the benefits to be gained from hypnosis can help to resolve a number of issues:

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1. Help treat addictions – Can help you gain control of your thoughts and actions, ensuring that the right choices are made, while also alleviating the physical symptoms of addiction.

arty season has arrived! Along with the festivities come invitations, from the infamous office work ‘do’ to drinks 2 with friends. But what do you wear? Not that I ever personally need an excuse, but the Christmas period is THE perfect time of year to dress up, put on your glad rags and sparkle. Even men can jazz things up with blazers in plush fabrics, vibrant colours and prints. Maroons and plums, jacquard printing, bold silk lining and leather-look lapels all work well. Add some bling with a diamond watch (crystal works just fine too!), a trilby hat or loafers or brogues in a bold colour. For women, go all out with a floor length maxi dress, encrusted with glittering beads. This one from Miss Selfridge is so elegant and I love the capped sleeves which are super flattering if you don’t like your upper arms. Lace is a classic and never fails to impress for any occasion, but if you prefer separates, mix a leather skirt with a sequinned top or team sequins with denim for a festive yet casual look. The peplum on this Dorothy Perkins top is very figure-flattering when worn on a slim fitting skirt or with jeans. 1 Finish the look with chandelier earrings, an Lace ornate hair slide and an is a oversized clutch bag for classic ultimate chic. and never All that’s left to complete your look is the most fails to important festive accessory of impress all – a glass of prosecco! Enjoy x

2. Weight control – Proven to be 30 per cent more effective than just dieting alone. 3. Manage chronic pain – Diseases such as fibromyalgia, arthritis or migraines can leave you in frequent pain. Hypnosis can be used in conjunction with meditation techniques to help manage your condition. 4. Reduce stress – If you are experiencing a lot of stress, then your body will be in 'high alert'. One of the benefits of hypnosis would be to learn simple relaxation techniques that could potentially change your life. 5. Deal with childhood issues – From serious abuse to a lack of self esteem, if these issues are seriously impacting on your life, hypnosis provides a platform to work through these issues. To find out more please contact The Conway Practice, 01273 540425, 07956 855027, www.theconwaypractice.co.uk

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WAVE RICHARD FULTON

WAVE SAMANTHA HARMAN

H2O

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ello my name is Richard Fulton. I am a 54 year old Artisan, just an ordinary person who was ambling through life not really taking much notice of what makes us tick when 4 ½ years ago a family member became ill and I was thrown into the world of Doctors and Hospitals. I personally made a decision that the only way I could help, was to try and know something about the workings of our body, what makes the body run at its healthy body state and what helps it to fight illness and health problems. My research to try and understand some of this has also turned into a hobby. So my first topic is about water – good old H2O. Research has lead me to derive that water covers 71% of the earth, of which the oceans hold approximately 96.5% of all the earth’s water. Up to 60% of the adult human body is water, the brain and heart are composed of 73% water and the lungs are about 83%.

was somewhat overjoyed to discover makeup from Bagsy in this month's Wave goody-bag. The new British brand launched this summer and have created 23 'handbag essential' products, which are a bit like me – small but perfectly formed. (Not that I am in any way adept at squeezing myself into handbags). The festive party season is looming with its usual sparkly predictability, meaning that it's almost time for me to dig out the vast array of minute clutch bags that have been gathering dust in the bottom of my wardrobe, and try out some new killer make-up looks. Suffice to say this goody-bag was perfectly timed. The three elegantly packaged items came with equally elegant names: Wonder Wand, Beautiful Eyes and Lip Time Velvet. I prepared to pretty myself up, to try armed only with good lighting and the out some bathroom mirror. Wonder Wand truly lives up to its name, new killer one pencil, two benefits. The split lead make-up design allows for a concealer and highlooks lighter combination. This product went a long way in helping to banish my imperfections, while the highlighter was easy to apply where directly required, as opposed to some powder highlighters. Beautiful Eyes comes with its own chubby pencil sharpener and claims to last for up to 24-hours. The product is lightweight meaning that my eyelids didn't feel 'weighed down' or 'sticky' as with some other eye crayons. The product bestowed a smoky (and hopefully sultry) look and worked well when used in conjunction with my own eye make up. While it lasted for an inordinate amount of time, I did need to reapply after work (8.5 hours), as the intensity of colour had faded slightly. Lip Velvet is aptly named. It was velvety in texture when applied onto my lips and extremely lightweight. I was most impressed that the product didn't have the dryness or cracking effect like other matte liquids that I have tried on other occasions. All three products also passed the clutch bag test with flying colours, fitting perfectly and neatly into one of my miniatures. This is one of Bagsy's unique selling points, although to be fair to other brands, all makeup is designed specifically to fit into ladies handbags. To date I have never encountered a 12-inch eyeliner or an galumphing great mascara that I couldn't take out with me. However, that aside, the gorgeous packaging and ease of use has won me over, my Bagsy products will be my new inseparable friends throughout the forthcoming party season. I would also be pleased-as-punch if Father Christmas were to bestow even more of them upon me this year. Husbands/boyfriends/girlfriends take note... www.balanceme.co.uk

What does water do for us?

Saliva for digestion It allows the body cells to grow, reproduce and survive Flushes waste from the body Lubricates joints Helps to deliver oxygen all over the body Regulates body temperature Converts food to components needed for survival

How much water should we drink?

The average healthy adult living in a temperate climate needs: Man: 3 litres Woman: 2.2 litres If you are exercising, ill or pregnant you may need more. As your body grows accustomed to a state of chronic dehydration you loose sensitivity to water deprivation and therefore do not feel thirsty. The best rule of thumb is if your pee is dark you need a good drink of water. We can also mistake hunger for thirst so instead of a chocolate bar have a glass of water. When we are dehydrated we get headaches, start to feel tired, the body feels cold, our blood pressure rises and our joints ache. We also can suffer a concentration dip, memory loss and mood swings so instead of thinking I need to get some pills, maybe just a few more glasses of water a day. It is also great for the skin and eyes. There are all types of water: tap, bottled, and filter, I use bottled water and I try and pick the one with the highest pH content, which is displayed on the bottle. I hope you have enjoyed this read. All the information I have mentioned, I have read about on the internet but, if you have any worries about your health you should always see your Doctor. channel 8,

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Despite the fact that we all know we need water, there are those of us who consider coffee, soda, and beer for example as substitutes. On the contrary these types of drinks are notoriously loaded with sugar and caffeine and therefore have a counteractive health impact compared with drinking water. Purified water is in my option really the only beverage option for optimal health.

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ENTERTAINMENT JOE FULLER Final week of Brighton’s film festival inecity has got off to a great start; I've seen The Empire Of Scents so far which was funny, warm and informative. I learned about the important olfactory qualities of whale excrement for example – in the tantalisingly named mysterious substance that is ambergris – and my review is on page 24. I couldn't decide between four or five stars for the audience award so tore both, and am now worried that I spoiled my ballot. Please take care to tear carefully after enjoying your film. Güeros was also highly recommended by a sagacious companion, so there is a good standard of films on offer in our very own film festival. We now head into the final week and the film I'm most excited about is Our Little Sister (Duke of York's, Tues 24 Nov, 6.30pm). I saw director Hirokazu Koreeda's Like Father, Like Son at the Discover Tuesdays Picturehouse series a few years ago and loved it. I was reminded of the sublime Tokyo Story with its focus on family and contemplative tone. Our Little Sister is a tender tale about three sisters taking in their younger sibling when their father dies, and if it's anything like Koreeda's previous output it will be thought-provoking and moving. There are also some classic films being screened in the exotic surroundings of the Royal Pavilion's Music Room from Thursday 26 to Sunday 29 November, which include a glass of wine on arrival in the Banqueting Room. You could see My Beautiful Laundrette, which delves into sexuality, race and class in '80s Britain and features Daniel Day-Lewis in his first major role. (Sat 28 Nov, 6pm) Laurie Anderson never seems to go out of style, her 2010 album Homeland was fantastic and she performed in a specially curated event revolving around animal stories at Brighton Festival this year. On a similar theme, Heart Of A Dog sees Anderson present an essayistic collage of compositions, narration, animation and home A collage of movies reflecting on animation and the affection she had for her pet Rat Terrier. home movies With 97% on Rotten reflecting on Tomatoes, Heart Of A affection for a pet Dog “delves into weighty themes with lyrical, haunting grace.” (Duke of York's, Fri 27 Nov, 6.30pm) The closing night special feature is Dheepan, winner of the Palme d'Or at Cannes that sees a veteran Tamil Tiger attempt to become a civilian after a life of violence. Sri Lankan strangers Yalini and Dheepan feign being a family to seek asylum in France but ultimately end up involved in gangland warfare. It's been described as an immensely powerful work by The Guardian so should make for a fiery final night. (Duke of York’s, Sun 29 Nov, 6.30pm) Go to www.cine-city.co.uk to buy tickets and find out what other films are screening

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STAGE ANDREW KAY KING CHARLES III

script too, as the reallife Prince Harry – back from the war and supporting Help for Heroes – has suddenly become less the quintessential adolescent and more like Henry V!

Director Rupert Gould talks about his new production ing Charles III is a highly entertaining royal drama – as well as a politically charged and seriously thoughtprovoking one – as it imagines Prince Charles ascending the throne. Did you and Mike Bartlett, as director and playwright, have to tread a fine line regarding the comedy? Much of the humour in the play, as in a lot of sitcoms, is predicated on the comedy of opposites, as when the King’s press secretary meets with a punky Occupy-style student – the clash of values there! But it’s affectionate humour. It’s about recognising human foibles more than it is satirical. Some people may come to the production expecting to see something like Spitting Image or The Thick of It, but actually one of the great attributes of the writing is that pretty much all the characters – whether they’re from the extreme left or right – are treated with an enormous amount of understanding regarding their motives. At the very first preview, I remember, there was this massive ‘whoof’ of laughter greeting the actors playing Camilla and Prince Harry, and I thought, “How are we possibly going to follow through on this to the play’s more serious exploration of the monarchy?” But, in fact, the actors really enjoy that challenge, riding the rumbustiousness and then engaging the audience in more intensely.

Have any royals been to see the production? Not to our knowledge! People may have been dispatched to evaluate it. We had one person who’s quite close to the royal household brief us on etiquette and protocols, so that we got those accurate. That person said he thought that most of royal family – though they might find it difficult to watch – would actually be very appreciative of much of the play. What does Robert Powell brings to the title role? Robert is, of course, famous for having played Christ [in Zefferelli’s Jesus of Nazareth], and he has a lot of stage experience. He’s almost like a violinist with a theatre audience, drawing them in. So I think audiences will have huge compassion for his Charles and what he goes through in the play – to become king and then feel so down after the promotion. What about how Harry and Kate Middleton are depicted, in terms of Mike evoking Shakespeare’s history plays? Mike has always written great parts for women. You might say Kate in the play is a bit like Lady Macbeth, but she can also be seen as reformer, embracing a new and very practical form of monarchy. Harry is a complicated composite of Hamlet and Prince Hal [from Shakespeare’s Henry IV]. We’ve made some additional tweaks to the

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And Mike is, like Shakespeare, writing in blank verse as well. The really ingenious thing about the verse is it makes you take the characters seriously. It gives an intellectual and emotional kind of muscle to their political arguments. Mike has always had a very strong sense of structural rhythm. He'd talk about his texts being written in eight- or ten-line bursts of rhythm. And even at the initial read-through, the very first draft of King Charles III was brilliant! Why do you think royal dramas have become so numerous of late, on stage and screen as in The King’s Speech, The Queen, The Audience… ? One reason might be that the Queen remains a very potent embodiment of Englishness and she has been so consistent. Most of us can’t remember a period when she wasn’t on all the bank notes. In the late Elizabethan era, Shakespeare was writing plays full of anxiety about what happens when the monarch goes. And we, in a similar way, are looking at that now: that moment (as with Mandela) of, “My god, they’ve gone!”. That’s a very vulnerable-making moment. One big issue in the play is the generations: the younger royals being more media-savvy and populist; the tension between that old-school traditionalism. But what’s even more remarkable is how this production’s big questions about nationalism – the nature of our nation state, British identity and how we’re governed – have come to the fore and are evolving with on-going history, the Scottish referendum, the general election, Corbyn... So you and Mike might be tweaking the character of Mr Evans, the play's fictional Labour leader? You never know what'll happen in politics! 30 November – 5 December Chichester Festival Theatre Oaklands Park, Chichester, West Sussex PO19 6AP Box Office: 01243 781312, www.cft.org.uk

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Mutations – Two-day alt-music festival in the heart of Brighton ollowing last years's one-off Drill:Brighton event of December last year, co-curated with the band Wire, local promoters One Inch Badge have decided to try their hand at a similar event. A little more compact and spread over two days, Mutations is similar to Drill in its alternative indie folk, electronic and punk spirit, but perhaps with a more underground feel. There are no 'big' acts, instead Mutations offers up a plethora of cult names from around the globe. Highlights include: the super loud and aggressive noise duo Lightning Bolt, that feature just bass and drums; Canadian three piece noise rockers Metz, who have released two albums on the legendary Sub Pop label; the alternative discohouse producer John Talabot;

Josh T Pearson, who has only released one album so far, but has developed almost deified status ever since he was part of the shortlived Lift to Experience band at the turn of the millennium; American stoner/doom psych-arabic-metal merchants Om (which refers to the natural vibration of the universe, fact fans); American artist Chelsea Wolfe, whose music has ben

described as drone-metal-artfolk; experimental pop rockers Tourist; Christopher Owens, former frontman of Girls; regular vocalist with The New Pornographers and solo artist in her own right, Neko Case; British electronic duo Blanck Mass, Canadian alt-indie band Ought, and Manchester based psyche-folk artist Jane Weaver. The two days have been structured so that the venues on the Saturday are predominately in Hove and on Sunday, in Brighton. Each day starts at 1pm, with minimal clashes, particularly between the bigger acts. In addition there will be a pop up indie record store, a poster fair and a secret stage. 28 & 29 Nov, various venues, £55 weekend ticket, £28.50 day tickets. www.mutationsfestival.com

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TOP 20 Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 Lewis Bootle Do What I Need 2 Panos Christofi Unchain My Heart (Live) 3 The Last Cry Rebekka 4 Mr resonatei Selfie sheep 5 tenek If I Should Fall – ep version 6 12 Stone Toddler This Suit 7 Rise Of The Ziggurat Snowy Park

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Celebrating the weekend at one of the best spots in town t’s the weekend! Well, the weekend’s practically here, just a few more days and we’ll have that all important couple of days off work and ready to laugh it up with friends, family and enemies alike. And you know where a surefire place is to go for those laughs? Krater Comedy Club at Komedia. Krater has been about for such a long time it’s easy to take it for granted. We are spoilt in Brighton with the plethora of comedy night that have popped up and then popped down again, offering up everything from storytelling to musical comedy to science-based humorous cleverness, but the constant throughout it all is Krater. Krater is award-winning in so many ways. As well as picking up its own gongs for being the best comedy club in the South East for 12 years from Chortle, resident compere backbone of Krater Stephen Grant has collected his own fair share of awards for being

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10 Sia-Apantha-Cali From The Inside successes that have been eagleeye spotted on their ways up. And it works out well for us, as so many big name comedians keep coming back to Komedia and to Brighton because of the fond affection they have of their Krater times. I know – they’ve told me. So what I guess I’m saying is, just because it’s always been there that doesn’t mean we should take it for granted. Krater is still fresh and with its finger firmly on the pulse, with some of the best names on the current circuit playing there each weekend. Frequent 2015 Krater flyers included Joe Lycett, Stu Goldsmith, Paul McCaffrey, Lloyd Langford, Zoe Lyons and Gary Delaney. This weekend’s headliner could be the next McIntyre. Or it could be McIntyre. I’m just saying, it’s a good night out. Krater Comedy Club, Komedia, Friday–Sunday, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

11 The Fooley Mantras Find The Key 12 Alternate Function Tests and Tasks 13 Go Johnny Go Ebbenflow 14 The Mighty Rivals Arise 15 Liquid Fuse Loaded Gun 16 Freudstein Sister Sleaze 17 XamXam Bu Ngen Munt 18 Alien 6 Angel (Radio edit) 19 Osaro and RJ Shut Up And Dance 20 Mirika Legs 4 Africa

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WITLESS BIRTHDAY GREETINGS 've just sent my nephew a card for his 21st birthday. It took me a while to choose something suitable, but eventually I settled on one with a big ‘21’ on the front, set against a striped background. "Happy Birthday, Ollie," I cleverly made it say underneath, with help from Mr Moonpig. I do hope he likes it, but I very much doubt it. That's because it is, without doubt, the most appallingly unimaginative birthday card you possibly could hope to find. It's a card that screams utter desperation on the part of its sender. In all honesty, I might just as well have posted him a blank piece of cardboard and a set of felt-tips, accompanied by a note saying: "Make your bloody own, pal, I give up." I was sorely tempted, believe me, because the fact is I increasingly hate buying people birthday cards. It doesn't matter if I'm buying from a proper real-world shop, or from one of those websites where you can personalise your selection and/or adorn it with some hilarious photo you've uploaded, of the recipient pulling a silly face or wearing a comedy wig or vomiting underneath the Palace Pier, the fact is I find myself loathing nearly every option I cast my eyes upon. I hate those utterly punchworthy Keep Calm And Carry On things, I hate those replica magazine covers you're meant to want to personalise, I hate the endless lame cartoons, I hate the insipid semi-funereal floral options, I hate any card that bizarrely feels the need to remind the recipient what relation they are to the sender (Happy Birthday To A Dear Half-Brother). My biggest gripe, though, is with the abundance of birthday cards designed these days to amuse the criminally witless. Happy birthday, you ugly fat pig! Happy birthday, you tragic alcoholic! Happy birthday, I'm amazed you're not dead yet! Happy birthday, now go and have some sex, fnarr fnarr! Happy birthday, you smell of poo! etc. I'm paraphrasing, I grant you, but those are pretty much the key messages. Hilarious, I dare say, if I hate the you're aged 12 or under, or have never quite recovered from a insipid, serious head injury, but toesemi-funereal curlingly embarrassing for any floral options grown adult. So, yes, my nephew has ended up with the dreariest, blandest 21st birthday card of all time, because the very idea of me, his uncle, sending him any of the other options is simply too appalling to contemplate. By sparing him the embarrassment of receiving one of those, I'm hoping he'll appreciate I've done him a huge favour. If not, I'll find him a card that calls him an ungrateful little git. I'd imagine I'll be spoilt for choice. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Twitter: @mikewardontv

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The Crucible The Basement, 13 November 2015 ★★★★★ Smoke abounded in this sharp, atmospheric production of Arthur Miller’s classic play. The sound was noteworthy when ending scenes with a loud thunderbolt and total darkness, although the multitracked lite-choral soundtrack could have done with fleshing out. Mark the name Louis Livesey-Clare, his performance as John Proctor was fiery and raw, with good diction and a charisma about him that was riveting. Act Two was the most engaging and well-paced, with Anna Fenton-Garvey’s Elizabeth a restrained but emotional presence that made their turbulent relationship believable. A solid production with fine acting, and being staged in a round made it all the more starkly affecting and intimate. Joe Fuller Duet For One Brighton Little Theatre, 17 November 2015, ★★★★★ Brighton Little Theatre give a fine account of Tom Kempinski’s equally fine play. The cast, John Hartnett as Doctor Feldmann and Lyn Snowdon as Stephanie Abrahams, the violinist suffering from MS, give intelligent and exquisitely nuanced performances which break the heart and illuminate the play's central theme: How do you go on living a life that has meaning when hope no longer exists? The play, which doesn’t offer any easy answers, is a slow burner, but begins to catch fire in the second scene when the gloves come off and the combat between psychiatrist and patient truly begin. The intimate space of the bar area is an ideal venue from which to observe the characters’ pain, struggle and redemption. Gary Mepsted Reasons To Be Pretty New Venture Theatre, 13 November 2015, ★★★★★ ‘Reasons to be Pretty’ is a moving, but very funny play and Tim McQuillen- Wright’s tight direction brings out the real power of the piece. It’s a simple enough story – Steph, played with power by Pamela Sian Evans, thinks her boyfriend Greg, given a touching emotional “unintelligence” by Fintan Shevlin, has said she is “ugly”, “regular” he claims. From this point on we watch their relationship painfully unwinding, when neither wants this to happen. They’re admirably supported by their ‘friends’ played by Scott Roberts and Jen Ley. Warning the language is strong but so are the raw emotions on display. Ivor Gaber The Empire Of Scents Cinecity@Duke of York’s, 16 November 2015, ★★★★★ This loose documentary was shot in pale trendy tones, in a pale trendy French way that was a hugely enjoyable watch. Memorable characters such as Guido Lenssen the mystic perfumer (who has attempted to recreate the scent of the vulva), a charismatic truffle hunter and olfactory therapists discussed the various wonders and importance of our sense of smell. A child perfumer/philosopher wisely concluded that no one wants to smell of poo, urine, garlic or onions, and some history about the importance of whales’ ambergris in perfumes was fascinating. The framing device of Molly Birnbaum losing her sense of smell felt tenuous and unresolved however, but the film was interesting and insightful nevertheless. Joe Fuller

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TUESDAY 24 Emergency! Trains V Weather ITV1, 8pm It’s more than leaves on the tracks these days that hold up Britain’s network of trains across the country each winter. Take a closer look at the teams that tackle floods, hurricanes, and tracks buried under six feet of snow. There’s more to this maintenance malarkey here.

Capital BBC1, 9pm Just because you’ve won the property lottery it doesn’t mean life is all lobster and roses. The residents of Pepys Road may now live in multi-million pound homes but they’ve still got the usual mix of marital and business gubbins to deal with. But then a mysterious note is dropped through every door on the street.

Celebrity Juice: X Factor ITV2, 11.05pm There’s all manner of excitement buzzing around the X Factor, and where’s there’s a buzz there’s usually a Keith Lemon! Gino D’Acampo and Louis Walsh are team captains, with Mel B, Emma Bunton, Tulisa and Xtra Factor presenter Sarah-Jane Crawford all on the panel. Expect mayhem and daring do.

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Bernice and Lawrence’s wedding day arrives - but will it go ahead? Chas reacts badly to Emma’s return. 8.00 Emergency! Trains V Weather See highlights. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! With the temperatures rising, so is the competition. Who is facing the next Bushtucker Trial - and who is crumbling under the pressure? 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 On Assignment In-depth current affairs programme which features reports from ITV News correspondents around the world. In this edition, Rageh Omaar reports from Iran on the country’s burgeoning tourist industry. He travels to France to meet a rabbi who is forging friendships across religious divides in some of the toughest neighbourhoods in Paris. Lucy Watson is in North Korea with extremely rare access to a new waterpark built for the people of Pyongyang, and Alok Jha explores Delhi’s ‘school in the cloud’. 11.25 The Jonathan Ross Show In tonight’s show, One Direction perform two songs and give an exclusive interview after announcing that they are taking a break. 12.25am Benidorm 1.15 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me (x2) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s the night of the Single Mingle and sparks fly between Grace and Darren. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 House Of Hypochondriacs Medical investigation show with Dr Christian Jessen. Three of the UK’s biggest self-confessed hypochondriacs are put on the front line of the NHS in the hope of curing their health anxiety. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. 10.00 Catastrophe Sharon manages to convince Rob that now is a good time to return to teaching. Dave is ‘off the wagon’ and soon out of control following his split with Catherine. 10.35 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s shocking tattoo catastrophes. 11.35 A Very British Brothel Documentary revealing the day-to-day workings of a massage parlour in Sheffield. 12.30am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.00 Gillette World Sport 2.25 Chasing Perfection 3.20 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.45 Garmin Mourne Skyline 2015 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.20 FILM: Crazy For Christmas (2005) 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Road To Christmas (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Evelyn falls deeper for Tank when he opens up to her about his abusive father, principal Snelgrove, but Leah is concerned that he is not being truthful. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Reality documentary series featuring highlights of the elite high-speed road policing units in Lincolnshire, Durham and Cleveland as they crack down on criminals. 8.00 Loch Lomond: A Year In The Wild Documentary series featuring the wildlife of Loch Lomond and Trossachs National Park in Scotland, filmed across one year. 9.00 Eamonn And Ruth: How The Other Half Lives Documentary series in which Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford explore the lifestyles of the super-rich. This week they visit a £30 million country house hotel. 10.00 CSI: Cyber US tech-crime drama spin-off. The cyber team investigate when nine planes that departed from the same airport face a coordinated wi-fi attack midflight. 10.55 The Unseen Fred West Confessions Documentary. 11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. 12.50am Car Crime UK: Caught On Camera 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Charli XCX: The F-Word And Me 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Charli XCX: The FWord And Me 1.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.30 The Fear 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Timothy Spall: All At Sea 8.00 The Fisherman’s Apprentice With Monty Halls 9.00 Power To The People 10.00 Shock And Awe: The Story Of Electricity 11.00 Tankies: Tank Heroes Of World War II 12.00am Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates And Rogues

6.00pm I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tricked 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.05 Celebrity Juice: X Factor Special. See highlights. 11.50 Safeword 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.05am Where The Heart Is

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa And Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 Empire 10.00 FILM: Underworld: Awakening (2012) 11.45 The Big Bang Theory 12.15am Rude Tube

11.55am FILM: The Big Blockade (1942) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The China Syndrome (1979) 1.25pm Down To The Sea In Ships (1949) 4.00 Chariots Of Fire (1981) 6.35 Definitely, Maybe (2008) 9.00 Philadelphia (1993) 11.25 Wanted (2008) 1.35am Never Let Me Go (2010) 3.45 Close

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WEDNESDAY 25 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm It’s Lord Sugar’s party and he’ll fire someone if he wants to, and he certainly wants to after this little debacle. The teams are given a budget of £2,000 each to throw magnificent children’s parties, with an eye on profit and the bottom line. A dream task for one project manager, but an oversight threatens to derail it all.

Peep Show Channel 4, 10pm Mark’s one for a slowburning romance, so when he meets the girl he’s had a crush on since university it only seems right for him to invite her round to his ‘dinner party’. Turns out it’s just dinner for two, which has to be amended tout de suite when she calls and asks if her husband can come too.

Supernatural E4, 10pm Don’t you just hate it when you’re wearing a skin-suit, as an angel, and someone from your vessel’s past pops up? What’s a girl to do? Bit of a rude awakening when you think that you’re the ‘good guys’ to be reminded that you’ve ambushed somebody else’s life, eh Hannah? And Rowena returns, training witches.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Northern Cuisine 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Digital Nation 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Millionaires' Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, outstanding, and unique dream houses. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 The Easy Riders Danny and Steve are joined by George Nickless, as they enjoy french cuisine and the madness of Paris traffic. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop: Carolina Giammetta F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. In this episode, we take a look at the work of Carolina Giammetta. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop: Carolina Giammetta 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Oxford Street Revealed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Len And Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 Cuffs Fast-paced police drama. Felix investigates a kidnap case with more to it than meets the eye. Jo struggles with Robert’s rejection and Carl is left to pick up the pieces. 9.00 The Apprentice See higlhights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. TV favourite Noel Fielding is the host of the third episode and introduces the brilliant Dane Baptiste and Ireland’s newest comedy star Al Porter. 11.05 Film 2015 Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh take a critical look at gangster biopic Black Mass and Spielberg’s latest Bridge of Spies, starring Tom Hanks and Mark Rylance. And director Todd Haynes talks about his latest film, upcoming 1950s Manhattan lesbian romance Carol starring Cate Blanchett. Joining Claudia and Danny in the studio is critic Tim Robey. 11.35 FILM: Shine (1996) Starring Geoffrey Rush, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Noah Taylor, John Gielgud, Lynn Redgrave. Award-winning drama, based on a true story of a gifted musician’s triumph over adversity. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

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6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball gives us all the news and gossip from the Strictly Ballroom. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Marcus Wareing, Monica Galetti and Gregg Wallace team up once again in the search for the country’s next culinary superstar. 9.00 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You Dominic Sandbrook explores British postwar culture. The final programme looks at the way in which postwar culture has seen the triumph of an idea that first took hold during the Victorian period: the rise of the individual. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Jack Dee and regular panellist Romesh Ranganathan meet the latest candidate to be fired after the children’s party task. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Secret History Of The British Garden Monty Don explores the fascinating history and evolution of the British garden in this four-part series. 12.15am Sign Zone: Earth’s Wildest Waters - The Big Fish 1.15 Sign Zone: Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Chas’s fear has disastrous consequences. 7.30 Coronation Street Robert knows Tracy has crossed the line. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to see who knows the most about their other half in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity. The couples hoping to win this week are superbike champion Carl Fogarty and his wife Michaela, former Eternal singer Vernie Bennett and her husband Bryan, and The Last Leg star Alex Brooker and his wife Lynsey. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present more action from the Australian jungle. The surprises continue for the celebrities as the pressure really mounts. 10.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents extended highlights of all the English teams in action from the Champions League. 11.00 ITV News 11.50 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Mark Pougatch presents the best of the rest of the action from two nights of Champions League football. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Escape To The Country 6.45 Oxford Street Revealed 7.30 Len And Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure 8.15 Simply Nigella 8.45 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 The Spending Review 3.30pm Cash In The Attic 4.15 Kangaroo Dundee 4.45 Planet Dinosaur 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Dirk struggles with a delicate dilemma, but what does this mean for Cindy? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick. In this episode, Clarissa and Charles bring their blue Russian cat Maya to the surgery, after a dog attack has left her with a shattered jaw. 9.00 Grand Designs: House Of The Year Presented by Kevin McCloud, this four-part series explores some of Britain’s most contemporary and cutting edge homes, all of them in the running for the prestigious Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) House of the Year Award 2015. In this final episode, Kevin McCloud reveals the winner. 10.00 Peep Show See highlights. 10.30 Toast Of London Matt Berry’s surreal sitcom. Toast’s flatmate Ed is dating Penvelope, a former beauty queen. Toast is rather excited to go on a double date with Penvelope’s friend Clancy Moped, who is a weather girl. 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. 12.05am Best Before: Music On 4 12.35 FILM: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012) 2.20 FILM: King And Country (1964) 3.50 Four Rooms 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.25 FILM: Christmas Mail (2010) 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: A Christmas Kiss (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Charlotte begins to unravel over memories of Denny’s death and seeks to take her mind off the problem by pouncing on the nearest available man. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Reality documentary series featuring highlights of the elite high-speed road policing units in Lincolnshire, Durham and Cleveland as they crack down on criminals. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series filmed inside the consulting rooms at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a web of deceit in a delicatessen, a feisty eviction in London, a row over an unpaid business debt, and landlords at their wits’ end. 10.00 Suspects Fly-on-the-wall-style crime drama series focusing on the work of three London detectives. 11.00 Murdered: The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours. 12.00am Law And Order: Special Victims Unit 12.50 Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The UK 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Teen Model Factory: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 Josh 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Josh 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Young, Trans And Looking For Love

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Timothy Spall: All At Sea 8.00 FILM: Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949) 9.40 Wild Scotland 10.00 Natural World - Sri Lanka: Elephant Island 11.00 Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story 12.00am Fig Leaf: The Biggest Cover-Up In History 1.00 The Fisherman’s Apprentice

2.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Family Special 7.45 You’ve Been Framed! 8.15 FILM: Liar Liar (1997) 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 The Vampire Diaries 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.50am Judge Judy (x3) 11.05 A Touch Of Frost 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.05 A Touch Of Frost 1.05am Judge Judy

3.00pm Melissa And Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 7.45 FILM: Shallow Hal (2001) 10.00 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

11.40am FILM: Crooks Anonymous (1962) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Buchanan Rides Alone (1958) 12.35pm Lover Come Back (1961) 2.45 The River’s Edge (1957) 4.35 The 300 Spartans (1962) 6.50 Big Business (1988) 9.00 Battleship (2012) 11.35 I Love You Phillip Morris (2009) 1.25am Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 3.55 Close

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THURSDAY 26 Masterchef: The Professionals BBC2, 8pm Marcus Wareing and Monica Galetti set the best six chefs from the week’s heats two more challenges in the quarter final. That’d be yummy pastry and scary two-course meal for three of the country’s most experienced food critics. Imagine the guy from ‘Ratatouille’ and you’ll get it.

Ben Fogle: New Lives In The UK Channel Five, 9pm Sometimes those ‘when-I-growup-I’m-gonna-be’ ideas are worth returning to. Ben Fogle has this rather splendid series ferreting those out who truly have followed their pared down dreams. This week he meets Amanda Owen, who is a traditional shepherdess. Nice crook.

Scorpion ITV2, 9pm You remember Sylvester, right? Nervous chap, doesn’t like flying, looks like he’d give good cuddles, and has a sweet thing with Walter’s sister. Perfect person to keep his cool when undercover in a federal prison. Hmm. So there will be no problem at all when Molina refuses to help get him out. Breathe Sylvester, breathe.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Brighton HiLights 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Easy Riders 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 52% 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Oxford Street Revealed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Len And Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Watchdog Consumer series. The team go undercover at the company taking money out of customers’ accounts without asking, actress Sheila Hancock looks into rising insurance premiums, and in Rogue Traders a car dealer is caught on camera lying to his customers. 8.30 EastEnders With Phil in pieces, Sharon resorts to drastic measures to keep her family together. Carmel tries to help Denise move on. Roxy wonders if she has made the right decision about Dean. 9.00 Doctor In The House Medical documentary series. In each episode a family invites a GP into their home to investigate every aspect of their lives. The doctor is called upon to get to the bottom of Ray’s back pain. He’s been suffering for decades even though he looks fit and runs his own gym. To complicate matters, the doctor undertakes another major detective story in the family. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Wythenshawe. 11.35 This Week Andrew Neil reviews the political week. 12.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.25 BBC News

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6.00am Escape To The Country 6.45 Oxford Street Revealed 7.30 Len And Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Michel Roux’s Service 2.00 The Box 2.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 3.30 Cash In The Attic 4.15 Planet Dinosaur 4.45 Planet Dinosaur 5.15 Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball dishes up more backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals See highlights. 9.00 The Last Kingdom Historical drama. Uhtred leads a raiding party to Cornwall on a mission for wealth and independence. Uhtred attracts the attention of a beautiful pagan queen but must eventually return to Wessex and face Alfred’s wrath. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell Howards returns to offer his unique take on the week’s global headlines and bizarre news stories. Sifting through over 60 international news channels, 140 newspapers from around the world and over a thousand news clips, no stone is left unturned in his pursuit of the weird and wonderful stories. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.15 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You Dominic Sandbrook explores British postwar culture. 12.15am Sign Zone: The Taliban Hunters 12.45 Sign Zone: Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 1.45 Sign Zone: Doctor Who

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Diane is in critical condition. 8.00 Coronation Street Eva remains at arm’s length. Sorry is the hardest word for Tracy and Simon. Steph challenges Jamie to do his worst. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady meets more of the canine residents at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home who are looking for love, help, understanding and a new home. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present more action from the Australian jungle. As the basic jungle diet starts to take its toll, which campmate will be suffering for the group’s supper tonight? 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents Europa League highlights of Liverpool’s Group B game against Bordeaux at Anfield. A win for Jurgen Klopp’s men will confirm their place in the knockout stages. Highlights also of Tottenham’s trip to Baku in Azerbaijan for their Group J match against Qarabag, and action from Celtic’s Group A clash with Ajax. 12.00am Birds Of A Feather 12.25 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks After a heated argument, Mac finds Alfie collapsed. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of 5-YearOlds Observational documentary series which follows three groups of children - aged four, five and six years - as they meet for the first time. The five-year-olds come back together after two weeks apart, and are joined by some new playmates. 9.00 The World’s Most Expensive Food Two-part documentary series following the exclusive food suppliers who cater to London’s super-rich as they fight to win over a lucrative new market of foreign millionaires. 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. The daters this time include female-to-male transsexual Charlie, who hopes to use his Irish charm to win the affections of 22-year-old Charlotte. 11.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows. 12.10am Hunting Britain’s Paedophiles: Inside The National Crime Agency 1.05 Embarrassing Bodies 1.55 Food Unwrapped 2.20 999: Where’s My Ambulance?: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.50 Unreported World 3.15 Four Rooms 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.30 FILM: Naughty Or Nice (2012) 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Mrs Miracle (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Matt finds himself caught in Charlotte’s web once again after spending the night. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Reality documentary series featuring highlights of the elite high-speed road policing units in Lincolnshire, Durham and Cleveland as they crack down on criminals. 8.00 Alex Polizzi’s Italian Islands Travel documentary series in which Alex Polizzi explores the culture, cuisine and history of some of Italy’s most beautiful islands. Alex explores Sardinia’s rich and diverse culture, and uncovers more of her family roots. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The UK See highlights. 10.00 A & E: When Patients Attack Documentary, part of the Law & Disorder season. As the NHS comes under increasing pressure hospital staff across the country are reporting more incidents of violence and anti-social behaviour than ever before. 11.00 Police Interceptors Under Attack Reality series following the work of the high-speed police intercept units. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Ice Road Truckers 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Women’s Football: Germany v England Highlights 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Stoked Up In Stoke: Fighting Men 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Rent A Cop 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Stoked Up In Stoke: Fighting Men 1.30 Rent A Cop 2.00 Josh

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Digging For Ireland 9.00 Tankies: Tank Heroes Of World War II 10.00 Detectorists 10.30 The Life Of Rock With Brian Pern 11.00 The Many Faces Of Stanley Baxter 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.35 Detectorists 1.05 Spicing Up Britain

2.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 The Xtra Factor 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion. See highlights. 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.05 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Safeword 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.30 Reality Bites

9.30am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.15am Judge Judy

3.00pm Melissa And Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 Drifters 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.05 Rude Tube 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

11.45am FILM: Cattle Empire (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Grand Designs 2.10 Witnesses

11.00am Indiscreet (1958) 1.05pm Earth vs The Flying Saucers (1956) 2.45 The Desert Rats (1953) 4.35 The Straight Story (1999) 6.45 Dear John (2010) 9.00 ‘71 (2014) 10.55 Dredd (2012) 12.45am Harsh Times (2005) 3.05 Close

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FRIDAY 27 TFI Friday Channel 4, 8pm Chris Evans hosts the halls of mischief and hails the start of the weekend with his guests. It’s a bit of a party, a bit of an interview, and a bit of just having loads of fun and mucking about. This week’s mucking about companions are Ellie Goulding, The Vamps, Wolf Alice and Jamie Lawson.

NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 9pm You know what attention-seekers baddies are, so you’ve got to be careful if they feel neglected. Like the elusive Baitfish, who only goes and does in someone close to the NCIS team. It’s a ‘message’ apparently. Buy a card! Anyway, there’s a city-wide manhunt which threatens to push LaSalle over the edge.

The Big Bang Theory E4, 7.30pm It’s more geek chic than you can shake a World Of Warcraft hammer at, with a tripple bill of Big Bang tonight. First off, Sheldon tries to talk to Alex about her flirtatious ways with Leonard. Then a girls trip to Vegas turns into D&D with the whole gang. And finally, Bernadette asks Stuart for comic book help.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Best of Brighton Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Digital Nation 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It!11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Northern Cuisine 2.00 Another World Is Possible 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 Bored Gamers: On The Game: November Special The Bored Gamers return with some special editions, combining the worlds of video and adult board gaming to bring you news, reviews and more. 9.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 10.00 The Arts and Entertainment Magazine Show A talk by Doug Morse on adapting medieval literature for film. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Bored Gamers: On The Game: November Special 4.00 Bored Gamers Redux 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Oxford Street Revealed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Len And Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport The lighthearted sports quiz. 8.00 EastEnders It’s Linda’s hen party, but will Sharon be able to push through? 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Mrs Khan decides she and Mr Khan should have more ‘together’ time, and invites Khan along to watch her tango class demonstration. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists Tim Farron and Josh Widdicombe. 9.30 Peter Kay’s Car Share Comedy series from Peter Kay. Two workers are thrown together in a company car share scheme, forcing their paths to cross. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. Joining Graham on the sofa are Johnny Depp and Benedict Cumberbatch, Daniel Radcliffe and James McAvoy. 11.20 Josh Sitcom about flatmates. 11.50 FILM: A Few Best Men (2012) Starring Laura Brent, Xavier Samuel, Kris Marshall. Comedy. 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

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6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents a one hour Friday show, packed with all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 Mastermind The specialist subjects in this heat are The IT Crowd, North American Plains Indians from 1850-1910, Homer’s Iliad and the history of Hong Kong from 18411997. 8.30 An Island Parish: Falklands Series following the community on the Falkland Islands. 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Steered by his 1913 Bradshaw’s Guide, Michael Portillo returns to Spain to trace the early 20th-century roots of the Spanish Civil War, which divided his Spanish family and sent his father into exile. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry makes merry with marriage and mating with Jo Brand, Greg Davies, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show. 11.35 FILM: Moon (2009) Starring Sam Rockwell, Kevin Spacey, Matt Berry, Dominique McElligott. Psychological thriller. 1.05am Sign Zone: Question Time 2.05 Sign Zone: Imagine... My Curious

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Concern grows as Diane is given worrying news. 7.30 Coronation Street Tyrone is left as deflated as Santa. Jamie offers Steph one final deal. Mary has eyes for Brendan. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Islands In The Sun Gino D’Acampo experiences the culture, meets the people and tastes the food of his home country as he travels around two of Italy’s major islands, Sardinia and Sicily. 8.30 Coronation Street Will Tyrone accept the help he needs? A dignified Steph fights back. Mary is left crushed by Brendan’s revelation. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present more celebrity jungle action live from Australia. As the celebrities battle for their jungle lives, are camp allegiances starting to form? 10.30 ITV News 11.15 FILM: Raw Deal (1986) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold, Sam Wanamaker, Paul Shenar. All-action adventure about an ex-FBI agent who goes undercover to infiltrate the Chicago gangsters responsible for the death of his former boss’s son. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.25am Homes Under The Hammer 7.25 Oxford Street Revealed 8.10 Len And Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure 8.55 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Practice 1 10.45 Coast 11.15 Planet Dinosaur 11.45 Daily Politics 12.15pm Tennis: Davis Cup Final Belgium v Great Britain

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Theresa feels guilty about harbouring someone else’s secret from Zack. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Seyi Rhodes and director Mike Healy meet some of Brazil’s newest celebrities: child preachers who attract large crowds who believe the children are in direct contact with God and that some can even perform miracles and cure the sick. 8.00 TFI Friday See highlights. 9.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows as they watch them. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr is joined by Grace Jones, who talks about her memoirs, and Olly Murs, who chats about The X Factor. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. The daters this time include female-to-male transsexual Charlie, who hopes to use his Irish charm to win the affections of 22-year-old Charlotte. 12.10am Rude Tube 1.05 FILM: Black Rock (2012) 2.25 Four Rooms 3.20 You Deserve This House 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.15 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.30 FILM: Matchmaker Santa (2012) 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The March Sisters At Christmas (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Charlotte’s self-destructive behaviour continues and grows even more dangerous when she discovers that someone is watching her every move. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The UK’s Strongest Man 2015 The biggest, strongest men in the UK come together in Belfast for three days of competition in a bid to win the title. 8.00 Police Interceptors: Dog Squad Special Reality series following the work of the high-speed police intercept units. With the aid of new stories and archive footage, this special showcases the vital role that the dogs play in collaring criminals. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights. 10.00 NCIS US crime drama series. When a Marine photographer disappears prior to providing testimony to an army court-martial hearing, the NCIS team investigates both the murder he witnessed and a current project centred on military veterans who are homeless in the DC area. 10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Britain’s Biggest Bank Jobs: Heists 4.00 A & E: When Patients Attack 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Gordonstoun: A Different Class 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Rent A Cop 1.15 Josh 1.45 The Fear 2.15 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 3.30 Rent A Cop

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 8.00 Easy Listening Hits At The BBC 9.00 Burt Bacharach: A Life In Song 10.30 The Joy Of Easy Listening 12.00am Kings Of 70s Romance 1.00 Burt Bacharach: A Life In Song 2.30 The Joy Of Easy Listening

2.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 8.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) 10.15 The Hot Desk 10.30 I’m A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.30 Celebrity Juice 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.00am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.05am FILM: Death Becomes Her (1992)

3.00pm Melissa And Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3). See highlights. 9.00 FILM: The Woman In Black (2012) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Drifters

11.05am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.40 FILM: Winchester ‘73 (1950) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 24 Hours In A&E 10.00 The Returned 11.20 Father Ted (x2) 12.25am Grand Designs

11.00am Murphy’s War (1971) 1.10pm The Desert Fox (1951) 2.55 Comanche Station (1960) 4.30 Father Goose (1964) 6.50 Hero (2002) 9.00 X-Men: First Class (2011) 11.35 Bully (2001) 1.50am Weekender (2011) 3.45 Close

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SATURDAY 28 The X Factor ITV1, 8pm It’s the quarter final stage, and numbers are diminishing in the singers’ house. After illness, injury, not to mention all the trauma of Boot Camp and sixchairs, the remaining acts are determined to sparkle and shine bright like a diamond. Mentors Simon, Cheryl, Nick and Rita cast their judgement.

Doctor Who BBC1, 8.05pm It must be really annoying, constantly facing an ever greater challenge claiming to be the greatest challenge of your life. Especially when your life goes on for aeons. So, the Doctor is facing the greatest challenge of his life. Again. Chased by the scary creature known as the Veil, he must make it through.

The Bridge III BBC4, 9pm It’s never good when your Mum visits you at work. Sure, you love her, but when there’s a murderer on the loose and you’ve got a new partner bristling at you, the last thing you want is a ‘surprise’ visit. Especially if you’re Saga and already showing a few cracks. More Scandinavian crime drama to grip you.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Drop the Puck Drop the Puck returns for a mouthwatering clash between Deeside Dragons and Nottingham Lions. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes is joined by actor Lewis Cartwright and directors John Hoye and Sam Curtis, who will be presenting their short movies. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: She Crazy 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Football Focus 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Formula 1: The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Qualifying 2.05 Tennis: Davis Cup Final Belgium v Great Britain 5.10 Celebrity Mastermind 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity Formula One edition of the general knowledge quiz. 6.50 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrity dance contest. Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present a night to remember on the Strictly Come Dancing ballroom floor. The competition is at melting point as the seven surviving couples pivot, twist and turn to keep the glitterball trophy in their sights. And this time they have to dance not just once, but twice! 8.05 Doctor Who See highlights. 9.00 Casualty Hospital drama. A young couple have their wedding torn apart by an unsupportive father, and Jacob proves he can keep his cool with an impossible patient. 9.50 The National Lottery Live 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the day’s six Premier League games, including early-season pacesetters Manchester City taking on Southampton. 11.40 The Apprentice The candidates are taken back in time to the Museum of Childhood, where Lord Sugar instructs the teams to become party planners. 12.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.45 BBC News

BBC2

6.10am Race To Super Bowl 50 6.55 FILM: Tennessee’s Partner (1955) 8.20 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Practice 2 9.55 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Practice 3 11.05 Formula 1 Rewind 12.05pm Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 12.35 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 1.05 Snooker: UK Championship 2015 4.30 Final Score 5.10 Flog It! 5.40 The Great Pottery Throw Down 6.40 Great Continental Railway Journeys Steered by his 1913 Bradshaw’s Guide, Michael Portillo returns to Spain to trace the early 20th-century roots of the Spanish Civil War, which divided his Spanish family and sent his father into exile. 7.40 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands Documentary series 8.40 Dad’s Army Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. Mainwaring’s men are sent to guard the local POW camp, but problems occur in keeping them on the right side of the fence. 9.10 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry makes merry with marriage and mating with Jo Brand, Greg Davies, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies. 9.55 FILM: Papadopoulos And Sons (2012) Starring Stephen Dillane, Georges Corraface, Georgia Groome. Comedy drama. After a financial market collapse, self-made millionaire Harry loses everything he has apart from an abandoned fish and chip shop half owned by his estranged brother. 11.40 Snooker: UK Championship 2015 Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from York’s Barbican Centre. 12.30am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 5.45 The A To Z Of TV Gardening

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6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Oddbods 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 Adventure Time 8.00 Avengers Assemble 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.45 Judge Rinder 2.45 Doc Martin 3.45 Midsomer Murders 5.45 ITV News Meridian 6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern asks contestants and audiences to ‘say what they see’ as he hosts the popular game show. Players compete to guess the familiar phrases hidden in animated clues. Today’s contestants are Nadia, Gavin and Julia. 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts as four celebrities take on the Chaser. Actress Sally Phillips, music legend Rick Wakeman, Olympian Jenny Jones and impressionist Alistair McGowan pit their wits against one of the country’s finest quiz brains in the hope of winning thousands of pounds for their chosen charities. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.45 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present more celebrity jungle action live from Australia. Which campmates are struggling with camp life and who is becoming at one with the jungle? 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Star-studded chat show hosted by Jonathan Ross. This week, Jonathan talks to actors Idris Elba and Liv Tyler, veteran broadcaster Sir David Attenborough and comedy creation Keith Lemon. 11.50 ITV News; Weather 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am The King Of Queens 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 Race Of Champions 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Simpsons 12.30pm The Simpsons 1.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality programme. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather This episode examines global weather wipeouts, from Maryland to the Middle East. Lakes are boiled and frogs frozen alive. Plagues of locusts rain down and snow buries a city. 8.00 Grand Designs: House Of The Year Presented by Kevin McCloud, this four-part series explores some of Britain’s most contemporary and cutting edge homes, all of them in the running for the prestigious Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) House of the Year Award 2015. There are three extraordinary houses still to see. 9.00 FILM: 2 Guns (2013) Starring Denzel Washington, Mark Wahlberg, Paula Patton, Bill Paxton, James Marsden. Crime comedy. Two criminals from competing organisations must go on the run together after a botched attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel. Neither knows that the other is an undercover federal agent. 11.10 TFI Friday Entertainment and music show hosted by Chris Evans. 12.15am FILM: Easy A (2010) 2.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.55 Fargo 3.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems

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6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Milkshake! Monkey 6.55 Make Way For Noddy 7.05 Paw Patrol 7.20 Little Princess 7.30 Pip Ahoy! 7.50 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.25 Wanda And The Alien 8.40 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show 11.40 FILM: Annie Claus Is Coming To Town (2011) 1.30pm FILM: The Christmas Shepherd (2014) 3.20 FILM: Finding Mrs Claus (2012) 5.10 FILM: Christmas In Conway (2013) 7.00 5 News Weekend 7.05 Police Interceptors Under Attack Reality series following the work of the high-speed police intercept units. 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a web of deceit in a delicatessen, and landlords at their wits’ end. 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of today’s action from the SkyBet Championship, League 1 and League 2, with special guests on hand to give their reaction to all of the big stories from the day. 10.20 50 Greatest Magic Tricks Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish present fifty of the most startling, dangerous and downright unbelievable magic tricks ever seen. Every trick is shown and there are illuminating commentaries on each trick from comedians and the magicians themselves. Featuring David Copperfield, Penn and Teller, Derren Brown, David Blaine, the Amazing Jonathon, Lance Burton, Paul Daniels, and many others. 1.05am The Gadget Show 1.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Sepp Blatter Exposed: The Fall Of FIFA 4.00 Gypsies On Benefits And Proud 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 Modern Family (x4) 3.00 Futurama (x4) 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 Gordonstoun: A Different Class 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.30 A League Of Their Own 10.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 11.00 The Force: Manchester (x2) 1.00am Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 7.15 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.15 Top Gear: India Special 9.45 Live At The Apollo 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x6) 1.15am Josh 1.45 Rent A Cop 2.15 The Fear 2.45 Live At The Apollo 3.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm Empire Of The Seas: How The Navy Forged The Modern World 8.00 Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates And Rogues 9.00 The Bridge III (x2) See highlights. 11.00 Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story 12.00am Burt Bacharach: A Life In Song 1.30 Top Of The Pops

1.30pm The Xtra Factor 2.30 Little Mix: The Hot Desk 2.45 Scorpion 3.40 You’ve Been Framed! 4.10 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 5.40 FILM: Hulk (2002) 8.25 FILM: Back To The Future (1985) 10.45 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show (x2) 12.50am Plebs

6.00am On The Buses (x2) 6.50 Where The Heart Is (x3) 10.35 The Royal 11.35 A Touch Of Frost 1.40pm A Touch Of Frost 3.45 Columbo: Identity Crisis 5.50 Wycliffe 6.55 Rosemary And Thyme 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Colditz 11.00 Lewis 1.00am ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

10.30am Made In Chelsea 11.35 Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 1.35pm The Goldbergs (x2) 2.30 FILM: Alvin And The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel (2009) 4.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 8.00 FILM: Shallow Hal (2001) 10.15 Gogglebox 11.20 Gogglebox 12.25am The Inbetweeners (x2)

9.30am Time Team 10.35 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.15pm FILM: White Christmas (1954) 3.40 FILM: It’s A Wonderful Life (1946) 6.20 Jamie’s Cracking Christmas 7.30 Father Ted (x3) 9.00 It Was Alright In The 1960s 10.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 12.15am Father Ted (x2) 1.20 The Returned

11.00am Meet Dave (2008) 1.00pm ParaNorman (2012) 2.50 Time Bandits (1981) 5.05 Congo (1995) 7.20 Zoolander (2001) 9.00 The Iceman (2013) 11.10 American Mary (2012) 1.15am Dorian Gray (2009) 3.35 Close

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SUNDAY 29 Jekyll And Hyde ITV1, 7pm Isn’t it nice to go on a holiday in the countryside? Robert’s off to see a distant branch of the family. Bet the landscape’ll be stunning – shame Robert and Max arrive to hear of a series of murders that have occurred in the village, supposedly by a ‘demon dog’. So... a naughty dog did it? Don’t blame the pooch.

The Secret History Of The British Garden BBC2, 9pm Monty Don explores the history and evolution of the British garden. Looking at 19th century developments, it’s hardly a surprise that exotic plants start to make an appearance, considering the growth of the empire. Monty visits Queen Victoria’s royal retreat.

Josh BBC3, 12.20am What better way to round off the weekend than with some extra squeezed in laughter? Et voila! Josh Widdicombe’s flatshare sitcom shouldn’t be any different from the plethora of flatshare sitcoms that have come and gone, but this is actually funny and fresh, and ridiculously silly in a strangely believable way.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Millionaires' Row 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith & Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Science Magazine Show Dr Tim Rittman gives a talk on brain diseases and a guided tour of the brain. 7.00 The Easy Riders Danny and Steve are joined by George Nickless, as they enjoy french cuisine and the madness of Paris traffic. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes meets Ramsay S James to talk about his new documentary, With or Without You. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.10 South East Today 6.20 Countryfile Countryfile is in Shropshire, where John Craven visits a seed bank working with the Woodland Trust to help save endangered native trees. 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present the results show. The two couples with the lowest scores dance off against each other, before seven couples become six. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow returns to Plas Newydd on the Isle of Anglesey in Wales. 9.00 The Hunt Nature documentary series narrated by Sir David Attenborough, taking an intimate and detailed look at the strategies employed by hunters to catch their prey, and the hunted to escape. Half of all land is desert or grassland. In these, the most exposed habitats on our planet, predators like cheetahs, bald eagles and lions can usually see their prey. But it works both ways: the prey can see them too. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day’s four Premier League games. 11.50 Citizen Khan Sitcom. 12.20am The Graham Norton Show 1.05 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

7.00 Robert Peston Goes Shopping Robert Peston reveals how shopping in Britain was transformed over the 20th century. This episode looks at how the British high street has been hit hard in recent years by the rise of online shopping and the financial crash. 8.00 Ireland With Simon Reeve Starting at the spectacular Giant’s Causeway in Northern Ireland, Simon travels down the east coast to the great and rapidly changing cities of Belfast and Dublin. He ends his journey in the stunning Wicklow Mountains. 9.00 The Secret History Of The British Garden See highlights. 10.00 FILM: The Cider House Rules (1999) Starring Tobey Maguire, Charlize Theron, Delroy Lindo, Paul Rudd, Michael Caine, Jane Alexander, Kathy Baker, Erykah Badu, Kieran Culkin. Wartime drama about a young man who is taught medicine by the doctor at the orphanage where he was brought up. When he clashes with his mentor over the issue of abortion, he leaves the home and finds work on a cider farm. There he falls in love with another man’s girlfriend. 12.00am Snooker: UK Championship 2015 Highlights 12.50 Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.45 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Fern Britton Meets... Shane Lynch 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.10pm Formula 1: The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 The Hunt 5.50 BBC News

6.30am Big Dreams Small Spaces 7.30 Countryfile 8.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.30 Simply Nigella 11.00 My Life On A Plate 11.50 Tennis: Davis Cup Final Belgium v Great Britain 3.15pm Women’s Football: England v Bosnia And Herzegovina 5.25 Snooker: UK Championship 2015

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x3) 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Oddbods 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.00 Avengers Assemble 8.30 Fish Hooks 8.45 Fish Hooks 9.00 Jessie 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 The Chase 2.35 The X Factor 4.20 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Jekyll And Hyde See highlights. 8.00 The X Factor Results Caroline Flack and Olly Murs host as the singing competition’s latest elimination is announced. The tension will become almost unbearable for the remaining acts as they learn their fate. Who will be going home tonight? 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present more celebrity jungle action live from Australia. After two weeks in the jungle, who has it in them to be crowned jungle King or Queen? 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras. This week, Royston invents the ultimate mobile phone case, Paul tests out the world’s most powerful leaf blower and Seb steals flowers from a funeral. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present round five highlights of the Aviva Premiership from Twickenham at the London double-header. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 6.05 The King Of Queens 6.25 The King Of Queens 6.45 Race Of Champions 7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Big Bang Theory 1.20 The Big Bang Theory 1.45 The Simpsons 2.20 Emergency Animal Hospital 3.20 FILM: Parental Guidance (2012) 5.25 FILM: Sister Act (1992) 7.15 Channel 4 News 7.30 Guy Martin: Last Flight Of The Vulcan Bomber Mechanic Guy Martin is given unprecedented access to the last airworthy Vulcan bomber, XH558, helping engineers prepare it for an ambitious farewell tour around Britain. This iconic plane played a pivotal role in protecting UK interests in the post-World War II era as the first nuclear deterrent and was also responsible for the longest raid in British military history, when it successfully attacked enemy targets in the Falkland Islands. 9.00 Homeland American political drama series set in the world of intelligence. Carrie realises that she needs Allison’s help. Quinn’s plans change significantly. 10.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows as they watch them. 11.10 FILM: Bullet To The Head (2012) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Sung Kang, Sarah Shahi, Adewale. US action thriller. A New Orleans hitman forms an alliance with a Washington DC detective to bring down the killer of their respective partners. 12.50am Grand Designs 1.45 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 4.55 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Little Princess 7.45 Pip Ahoy! 8.00 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.25 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.40 Wanda And The Alien 9.00 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Football League Tonight 12.00pm Access 12.05 FILM: The Road To Christmas (2006) 1.55 FILM: The Heart Of Christmas (2011) 3.35 FILM: Disney’s The Little Mermaid (1989) 5.15 FILM: Deck The Halls (2006) 6.55 5 News Weekend 7.05 Police Interceptors: Dog Squad Special Reality series following the work of the high-speed police intercept units. 8.05 Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates and cut in line for Broadway show tickets. 8.30 Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts and shoe salesmen. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Gran Torino (2008) Starring Clint Eastwood, Bee Vang, Ahney Her, Christopher Carley, Brian Haley and Geraldine Hughes. Drama about a bitter, racist old man who begrudgingly realises his need for redemption. A disgruntled Korean War veteran, Walt Kowalski is openly prejudiced, and doesn’t hold back when a family of Hmong people move into his increasingly multicultural neighbourhood. However, when the family’s teens come under threat from gangs and bullies, Walt cannot help but intervene. 11.25 FILM: Justice (2011) Starring Nicolas Cage, January Jones, Guy Pearce, Harold Perrineau. Action. 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Ultimate Police Interceptors 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x3) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Formula 1: The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Highlights 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 Family Guy 10.25 Family Guy (x5) 12.20am Josh. See highlights. 12.50 Rent A Cop 1.20 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.50 World’s Worst Place To Be A Woman? Stacey Dooley

7.00pm Lost Land Of The Tiger 8.00 Horizon: Why Can’t We Predict Earthquakes? 9.00 FILM: The Deep (2012) 10.30 The Lighthouse Stevensons 11.30 Digging For Ireland 12.30am Horizon: Why Can’t We Predict Earthquakes? 1.30 Icebound: The Greatest Dog Story Ever Told

1.55pm I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 2.55 Catchphrase 3.40 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 5.50 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 6.50 FILM: Back To The Future Part II (1989) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 You’ve Been Framed! 10.30 I’m A Celebrity.. Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.35 Plebs (x2) 12.35am Reality Bites

8.35am Heartbeat (x2) 10.40 A Touch Of Frost 12.50pm Columbo: Identity Crisis 2.50 Midsomer Murders 4.50 Midsomer Murders 6.55 Sunday Night At The Palladium 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Colditz 11.00 FILM: Closing The Ring (2007) 1.15am FILM: Ten Little Indians (1974) 2.55 Nightscreen

12.30pm FILM: Astro Boy (2009) 2.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.25 Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 8.00 FILM: The Simpsons Movie (2007) 9.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.40 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.50 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.55am FILM: Underworld: Awakening (2012)

11.35am Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.15pm Jamie’s Super Food 2.50 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 The World’s Weirdest Weather

11.00am Porco Rosso (1992) 1.00pm Big Business (1988) 3.00 Anastasia (1997) 4.50 The Three Stooges (2012) 6.40 Cutthroat Island (1995) 9.00 Red (2010) 11.15 Me And You (2012) 1.05am The Station Agent (2003) 3.10 Close

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MONDAY 30 British Bribery Exposed BBC1, 8.30pm Bribery has huge repercussions, which is why it’s generally seen as a bad thing. Panorama reporter Richard Bilton uncovers evidence that employees of one of Britain’s biggest companies bribed civil servants and politicians across Africa – undermining a United Nations effort to save lives.

I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! ITV1, 8.30pm Ant and Dec look remarkably clean for being in the jungle. Like woodland sprites, almost. Anyway, they’re on hand to catch us up with the latest news from the camp site, as well as an eviction that’ll see some sad and others glad to see the back of ‘em. Celebs, eh?

The Quizeum BBC4, 8.30pm Clever bods gather around quizmaster Griff Rhys Jones as they pop over to the world’s oldest surviving passenger rail station, Manchester’s Museum of Science and Industry to find some remarkable answers. Joining Prof Kate Williams and Dr Jania Ramirez are Marcus du Sautoy and Helen Czerski.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 The Newspapers 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Growing Concerns 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Science Magazine Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Easy Riders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 The Science Magazine Show 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Science Magazine Show Dr Tim Rittman gives a talk on brain diseases and a tour of the brain. 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food from recipes handed down by their parents. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle shares his love for game, going on a shoot in Northumberland before making pheasant with brandy and orange, game goujons and a quick beer soda bread. 10.00 Northern Cuisine 10.30 Latest News 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Northern Cuisine (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 On The Verge

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright reveals the fake bike helmets on sale that fail crucial safety tests. Plus the counterfeit pesticides heading for UK farms and the fake supermarket saving stamps that won’t help you out on a rainy day. 8.00 EastEnders Stacey grows concerned at Shabnam’s behaviour and later finds herself confiding in Linda. 8.30 British Bribery Exposed See highlights. 9.00 Tomorrow’s Food Science series. Dara O Briain and a team of experts reveal the future of food. Michelin-starred chef Angela Hartnett meets a robot that can mimic all the moves of a top chef, Dr Shini Somara heads to Japan to discover if technology can beat willpower in the battle of the bulge, greengrocer Chris Bavin finds out if the British public will ever accept insects as an appetising snack. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz. 11.20 Doctor In The House Medical documentary series. 12.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball kicks off the weekly fix of Strictly action. 7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands Paul Murton visits the islands lying off the Scottish coast. 7.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 8.00 University Challenge Quiz show for students. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Simply Nigella Nigella shares her favourite menu to help get balance in the kitchen. 9.00 London Spy Drama mini-series. Danny is confronted with a side of his lover’s life that seems to undermine the foundation of their relationship. As he wonders whether to give up, he remembers a vital clue that he has overlooked. 10.00 Live At The Apollo Asian Provocateur star Romesh Ranganathan hosts, introducing top Irish comic Jason Byrne and master of one-liners Stewart Francis. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Snooker: UK Championship 2015 Highlights Highlights from Monday’s third-round matches at the Barbican Centre in York. 12.05am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.05 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 3.05 Sign Zone: The Great Pottery Throw Down

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron searches for answers. Diane puts on a brave face. Robert takes to the witness stand. 7.30 Coronation Street Sarah returns to Weatherfield with a bang. Michelle has had enough of her lodger. Michael is overstretching himself for Dee. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan provide more money saving tips. This edition features a look at how adding a bit extra to a deposit up front could save thousands of pounds in the long run for first time buyers trying to get onto the property ladder, as well all the news on the latest Christmas shopping deals. 8.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Travel Guides Entertaining travel series which sends five ordinary British households to review some of the world’s most popular holiday destinations. This week they are off to Thailand. 11.45 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Escape To The Country 6.45 Oxford Street Revealed 7.30 Len And Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure 8.15 Caught Red Handed 8.45 Thief Trackers 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2015

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (x3) 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Come Dine With Me: Celebrity Christmas Special 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me: Celebrity Christmas Special (x4) 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Louis tries to shake off an unwanted visitor. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The World’s Most Famous Train One-off documentary film following the stories of staff and passengers on the Venice SimplonOrient-Express. 9.00 The Murder Detectives Dramatic documentary series which follows every twist and turn of a police investigation into a horrific murder. On 5 March 2014, 19-year-old Nicholas Robinson is murdered in Bristol. Nicholas was studying at college and had recently got engaged to his long-term girlfriend. The police had only had contact with him when he reported his bike stolen two years previously. So who would want to kill him, and why? 10.15 Fargo Lou and Hank investigate in Fargo, the King of Breakfast visits Betsy and Molly, Floyd is summoned away, and Bear questions a family member’s loyalty. 11.25 The World’s Most Expensive Food Documentary series that follows exclusive suppliers who cater to super-rich clients in a world untouched by austerity. 12.25am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.10 The Undateables 2.05 FILM: Of Horses And Men (2013) 3.25 Four Rooms 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 5 News Lunchtime 11.25 FILM: The Christmas Shepherd (2014) 1.15pm Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: A Christmas Visitor (2002) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash and Phoebe butt heads over their living situation and the pair come to the realisation that they moved in together too soon. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show presented by Jason Bradbury, Amy Williams, Ortis Deley and Jon Bentley. This week’s show is brought to you by the letter ‘S’, as the team finds out if cleaning is still a chore, explores the future of shopping, and takes a look at Apple’s latest handset, the iPhone 6S. 8.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Reality documentary series. 9.00 Dino Autopsy: T Rex Documentary. For years, palaeontologists have been piecing together a picture of one of the largest carnivores of all time. They have scanned its bones and analysed its fossils. But now, for the very first time, the unimaginable will be accomplished-a full dinosaur autopsy. 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. 12.00am Law And Order 12.45 Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Loch Lomond: A Year In The Wild 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Trollied 9.30 After Hours 10.00 Bring The Noise 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 2.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Girls Behind Bars: Stacey Dooley In The USA 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Bad Education 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Girls Behind Bars: Stacey Dooley In The USA 1.30 Bad Education 2.00 Stoked Up In Stoke: Fighting Men

7.00pm News 7.30 Railway Walks With Julia Bradbury (x2) 8.30 The Quizeum. See highlights. 9.00 Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates And Rogues 10.00 Storyville: FBI Undercover 11.20 Lost Land Of The Tiger 12.20am Empire Of The Seas: How The Navy Forged The Modern World

1.40pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Plebs (x2) 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.05 Celebrity Juice: Halloween Special 11.50 Safeword 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.00am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.05am Where The Heart Is 1.55 Judge Judy

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa And Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of SHIELD 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 A To Z 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Scream Queens 11.00 Gogglebox 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.55am FILM: The Big Blockade (1942) 1.25pm Time Team Special: The Bone Cave 2.30 Time Team 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Dispatches (x2) 10.05 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.20am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am 23 Paces To Baker Street (1956) 1.05pm The Son Of Robin Hood (1959) 2.45 Indiscreet (1958) 4.50 Demetrius And The Gladiators (1954) 6.55 The Secret Life Of Bees (2008) 9.00 Immortals (2011) 11.10 Wanted (2008) 1.20am Paradise: Love (2012) 3.50 Close