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BANDS OF GOLD Sorrel Bay’s luxury handcrafted fine jewels arrive at Baroque in the Heart of Brighton’s Lanes page 13

LATEST PEOPLE DINING OUT Peter James hosts Andrew Kay mediation event makes samosas

COMEDY A feast of festive fun

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Explore the sights and secrets of Brighton in the brand new edition of this classic homegrown board game. Available from www.bedsitgames.co.uk and Dave's Books, Waterstones, Dice Saloon, England @ Home, Daisy Daisy, Wigwam, Rocket Science, Amnesty Books, City Books, Kemp Town Books and Kiss me Kwik.

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Design Manager – Brandwatch (Brighton & Hove) Client Account Manager – Rakuten Attribution (Brighton & Hove) Web Designer – Liquid Light (Brighton & Hove) Senior Digital Project Manager – Infx Solutions (Brighton & Hove) Technical SEO Consultant – Propellernet (Brighton & Hove) Helpdesk Support Technician – Astec Computing (UK) Ltd (St Leonards On Sea) Brand Manager – Inspiring Learning (Brighton & Hove) Application Developer – Inspiring Learning (Brighton & Hove) Technical Support Analyst – Bright Interactive (Brighton & Hove)

Full stack web developer – needed to work on an unusual multi touch web app Logo design & rebrand – for a local building contractor Consultant – needed to help write a proposal to attract funding for an automated product/tool

Brighton Digital Exchange is Open for Business – Tuesday 8 December, 3.00pm at The FuseBox Digital Catapult Centre Bton: Retail Innovation & The Store of the Future – Wed 9 Dec, 4.00pm at The FuseBox UXmas party – Thursday 17 December, 7.00pm at Hatch Brighton

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Bring Back British Rail Benefit Gig

'm not a Luddite, but I've realised that I've been getting by on below par techno knowledge for quite some time now. Comedian Daniel Kitson used to say that he held bits of information in other people's heads. We all do it. When's your aunt's birthday? Dunno, just ask Mum. Every year. Around the same time. This also works with cake recipes, significant others' work shifts and that rhyme with all the names of the kings. I especially do this with techy stuff. I first started doing this when I was actually working at a techy magazine as a writer. I'd learnt to blag it, meaning I could talk the talk about setting up a network of machines and adding an external drive for extra memory, but someone was going to have to actually launch Microsoft Word for me. I've been getting by for years busking it with odd bits of help garnered from various quarters. 'Help', in this case is otherwise known as 'doing it for me'. So when I decided I wanted to burn some audio bits onto a CD I was rudely awakened to the fact that

Poet and comedian, John Hegley, heads up a cabaret of musical and lyrical mischief in support of Bring Back British Rail, a campaign group seeking to bring the railways back into public ownership. With Blyth Power and The Lovely Brothers. Green Door Store, 20 December, £8, www.wegottickets.com

I'm about ten years behind where I need to be in the tech knowledge stakes. I've been doing myself no favours whatsoever in skiving on my homework. There is some information I need to move from other people's heads into mine on a permanent basis, rather than simply seasonal visits. If I can bake bread, hook up my Bluray player, and top up the pressure on my boiler already, I can pick up a few more IT skills too. I can update the ones I have. I can move my laptop further into the 21st century than my wardrobe is. Now there's a new year's resolution to consider.

Loot Winner of the Evening Standard's Best Play award of 1966, Orton's macabre masterpiece of black comedy subverts the conventions of popular farce to create a nihilistic, dark, anarchic world which attacks the most entrenched conventions of English society and culture. New Venture Theatre, 15–23 January 2016, £9 (Final Fri/Sat £10), Tues all tickets £7, www.newventure.org.uk

IN THIS ISSUE 4 Latest TV Guy Lloyd, Digital Nation & highlights 6 Andrew Kay Yak Yak Yak Some assembly required... 7 Hot List Restaurants, cafes & takeaways 7 The Box More MIC news from Andrew B 9 Andrew Kay Dines Out Learn the tricks with Hari Ghotra 11 Latest People Peter James at BHIMS; winners of Sussex Sports Awards 12 Science/Brighton’s Arty Robot revolutions A multi-dimensional challenge 13 Baroque & Sorrel Bay Stunning jewellery in time for those Christmas boxes 15 Get On Board/Commutable Pilgrimage to the Canaries Christmas and NYE buses 17 Entertainment news What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music – plus the chart 20 Mike Ward At Large/Reviews More ways to watch the telly! Plus what’s been happening around our city 21 TV Listings TV Listings for the next 7 days

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thelatest.tv delivered in a fairly light and humorous manner. And that’s another key part of the show. I don’t take too many of these subjects seriously. That’s because of my general attitude where I don’t take life too seriously. For instance, one of the topics we explored on a previous episode, was death. Now I think we take death fairly seriously in this country and we have a bit of a stigma attached to it. Almost like it ello there. I hope you’re well. How’s your life? Have you ever sat down and really thought about all the weird and wonderful things that affect your life? If you have, well done, you are already on board. If you haven’t, allow me to help. I’ve come up with a TV show, imaginatively called ‘Guy Lloyd’s Telly Show,’ that does exactly that. I devote 22 minutes of airtime to explore two random subjects that affect our lives. These subjects could be anything but they have to be relatable to humans such as you and I, and they have to be subjects that are discussed before the watershed. Which is why my ‘S&M Special’ is on hold for now.

At the time of writing, we are currently on Episode 19 and so far we have covered subjects as diverse as god, guilty pleasures, swearing, the end of the world and anger. Like I said, it could be anything that affects your life. The problem is though, I find that we are all so busy going about our everyday lives, we give very little thought to some if not all of these subjects. Which is where I come in. On the show I give my thoughts and experiences on the subject, we then explore YouTube for any film clips related to the topic under discussion and then I go in to the streets of Brighton and get the views of the Great British watch on

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should never really be talked about. So what are our fears about death? It makes for interesting telly, when you asked a stranger in the street “are you scared of dying?”. But we’re all going to die aren’t we? It’s a sad thing for anyone to lose someone they love but if we were better prepared for it, could that ease our grief? I suspect it might. So hopefully you can see what I’m trying to achieve. I’m tackling this thing called life and I’m trying to do it in a thought-provoking but entertaining way. Get on board. You can watch Guy Lloyd’s Telly Show every Friday at 7pm, repeated Saturdays at 7.30pm.

public. And that’s probably my favourite part of the show. You get to understand, very quickly, how individual people are and how many varied opinions there are on any one subject. I also find it amazing how strangers will completely open up to a TV presenter, with a camera shoved in their face and be willing to discuss quite personal stuff. It’s a very rewarding part of the job, being able to connect with people and I guess that’s the underlying theme of the show. I think there’s too much crap fed to us on TV and I just want viewers to be able to hopefully connect with what I’m saying but also give them a chance to think about these things. Nothing too taxing. Just a moment to think about how you feel about the topic under discussion. It’s not Panorama but I like to think its thought-provoking TV, channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

is the season to celebrate the impossible. While a certain white-bearded someone is planning a trip around the world in a single night, powered with an awful lot of confidence in a group of fourlegged friends, there are one or two people who some might say have created their own miracles.

Take Dean Lehan, an ordinary student who lost his fingers aged just 18 months due to a brush with meningitis, and has been performing table magic for the last five years. Yes, he is The Fingerless Magician.

Those Christmas socks still not blown completely off? Then maybe visit Nathan Edge in Nottingham, the blind marathon runner. Imagine so much more than finding the bathroom without turning the hall light on, this is 26.2 miles of running. Nathan trains, and will be running with, his trained guide runner Pete – who is also partially sighted. These people really are incredible.

But magical miracle people are more than those that complete their own versions of scaling buildings in a single bound. In Portsmouth, That’s Solent will bring a tear to your eye with a tale of Cooking Carers, an organisation that helps to support the backbone of the society’s true strength – those who care for their loved ones 24 hours a day. It’s a

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thelatest.tv with a neighbour, while Mr Tourette designs the livery for an executive jet. Plenty of swearing and silliness.

welcome breather, one that attracted 85-year-old Violet Marsh into another world of mutual support and bread-making. A welcome respite for another kind of superhero.

In Newcastle Digital Nation goes on a ridealong with the city’s firefighting service over Bonfire Night, creating a snapshot of a difficult but rewarding career, as well as how the city’s flames come to life for anarchy’s anniversary.

But getting back to the suspension of belief, that fabulous red suit and superpowers – never mind Santa, Brighton had the Ghostbusters in town! We also had the Joker, Catwoman, Jon Snow – yes, in case you missed it Latest TV went along to Brighton’s inaugural ComicCon exhibition and took in the sights and marvels (no copyright infringement, just brilliant sights). Amongst these was an exclusive interview with Game Of Thrones actor Tom Wlaschiha, the man of many faces himself, who was giving nothing away about the coming season. Even miracles have their limits. All of this can be found in this week’s Digital Nation, as well as gorgeous seal pups on Norfolk, Emmerdale actor Dominic Brunt talking about the new horror film directed by him, written and produced by his wife Joanne – ‘Bait’, and a sneaky peek into the first and only museum to the comic creation of Phil Silvers – Sargeant Bilko. Tune in and dig in and be inspired to find your own Christmas miracles. Whatever form they take. watch on

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The Long Lost Shows Show, Tuesday 8 December, 9.30pm This new series kicked off last week, but don’t worry if you’re late to the party – it’s just warming up with some cracking

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melodies! This week Wesley Smith looks through the archive footage with a specific eye to pop music coverage, including Top Of The Pops and the Late Night Lineup jass festival filmed in Brighton on 1968. Followed by a heated panel debate spanning Ready, Steady, Go and beyond. Tune!

You Make It, We Show It!, Thursday 10 December, 7pm Grass roots telly at its best – Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by the great Brighton public. And we all know what a creative and diverse lot you are. Short films this week include ‘The Dustin MacBride Face Mattress’, a music video by Who’s Harrison?, and a 2013 film about creating living space on the Paris Metro. Such marvellous minds.

Doorstep History, Wednesday 9 December, 9.30am & 2.30pm Britain is chockablock full of history – which although obvious is easy to overlook when you’re busy living life. Looking in a particular corner of Birmingham, Tom, Norman and Sarah look at the 18th century history behind The Old Crown pub and The Custard Factory, now an arts community. Well worth slowing down for. channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

Modern Toss, Friday 11 December, 9.30pm Start your weekend with a healthy dose of anarchist animation and live action from this renowned comedy house. Sneezeman ruins a romantic candlelit dinner, the Citizen’s Advice hear a dispute 5

Sussex Sports Awards, Saturday 12 December, 6.30pm Tatiana Sanchez and Jamie Walker were the bods on the spot at this year’s Sussex Sports Awards a couple of weeks ago, meeting all of the key faces behind the scenes and in front of the sparkle. In its 13th year, the black tie event celebrated the achievements of Sussex sports stars, with special guest Olympic heptathlete Louise Hazel and regular host BBC Sussex presenter Danny Pike.

Family, Faith And Fun, Sunday 13 December, 4pm Sarah Hopwood concentrates on a different emotion every week, and how it relates to family life, Christian faith, and living well. In light of the current ongoing refugee crisis, Sarah focuses on suffering and the fate of Jesus, as well as the role of faith in times of crisis.

Carib-Asian Cookery, Monday 14 December, 8.30pm Mouth-watering tastiness takes the sting out of that Monday feeling with the season finale’s crescendo of yum. Sherrie and Pat prepare the classic curried goat and rice, and a carib-asian cottage pie made with sweet potato, herbs and spices. Doesn’t that just warm those winter cockles?

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FLAT PACK FLOUNDERING lat pack? More like flat out. Let me elaborate. I went home to visit mum a few weeks back. Regular readers will know that she is quite a character, nobody’s fool, bright as a button and sharp as a knife – and at 83 she is very aware of time and how fast it moves on. Not that I needed reminding of that. She was as always pleased to see me, and me her, and we had a great time, four days of catching up – and when I say catching up, I mean CATCHING UP. Mum is very aware not only of her age but also of mine and she was keen to remind me that I will very soon be 60. Now I am fully aware of this, and also aware that one can never actually catch up in the getting older stakes. That said, as I get older the difference in our ages does change. At 23 I was half her age, now as I approach 60 and she is 83 that difference is far smaller. I don’t get maths but I do get this. Anyway, she recognises that 60 is for me something of a milestone and wanted to make sure that she marks it in a major way. Having a birthday in February my parents would often try to bundle a Christmas and birthday gift into one. “One big one or two small ones?” they would ask. I soon realised that one big one was a better deal, by February they would always feel the need to buy a second birthday gift anyway. So as we sat eating liquorice and chatting mum decided that it was time to broach the subject of a birthday gift. Well as you might imagine, at 59 there are few things that I really need. Mum is not one for giving gifts of money really but in the end she decided to give me some cash to buy something that I really want. I decided that I should choose something, show her what and buy it there and then. So I sat back in dad’s old reclining chair and wracked my brain. There it was, a new armchair, one that I could

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relax in and enjoy looking at. There was only one choice and very soon I was goggling at Google trying to find it. Which chair should be obvious to anyone how really knows me, it had to be a Charles Eames ‘Relax’ Lounge Chair and Ottoman. This classic combination was designed especially for director Billy Wilder in 1956. Well 1956 was the year of my birth so it seemed more than appropriate that this would be my birthday gift. Next came the ordeal of finding the chair from a reputable source and at the right price. I was flabbergasted by the number of models that were available. Of

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course most are inspired by the Eames original, which it seems is a clever way of marketing what is perhaps a copy if not a counterfeit. How I would have loved to be able to buy an original, but the prices... well let’s say that they were beyond my budget. After a few hours of trawling through websites and reading reviews and testimonials I found one in the right colours – veneer, walnut – and at the right price. I sent a link to mum’s iPad, yes she is a techno-crumbly, and she loved it. So we bought it, there and then. Having waited a silly amount of time for a new sofa this year, I was channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

prepared to wait until at least February for the chair. Four months for the sofa, four days for the chair. I was amazed! I was even more amazed when the doorbell rang. I had been able to track online where the parcel was from the minute the order confirmation came through. On the morning of delivery I was sent a message saying that it would be with me between 13.04 and 14.04. Oddly specific and wonderfully prophetic as the bell rang at 13.05. There was Sam with a huge box, a very heavy box! He placed it in my porch and with a smile said”I’ll get the other one.” Two huge and very heavy boxes! I could barely move around them as they filled one end of my bijou living room. I signed for them, smiled and sat down with a sigh. I had known that the chair would require some assembly. What I did not realise was that it would take as long as it did. I returned to my desk and carried on working, but the monolithic presence to my rear was haunting me. At 4pm I gave in and opened box one. Inside I found a single photocopied sheet of sparse instructions, an odd looking tool and an assortment of bits. I found a tray and counted out all the small parts checking them against the photocopy. Everything was there. I sighed with relief. Box two held the remainder of the parts and was scarily heavy. And so the journey began. I started off easily enough, the foothills of flat pack mountain so to speak. An hour later, and bathed in the sweat of exertion, I prepared myself for the final ascent. It was rocky terrain but the summit was in sight, the sleek design, the curved walnut and soft black Italian leather was all coming together. By six it was done and my lounge looked like a Heal’s Christmas window, design icon amidst a drift of polystyrene snow. I ignored the mess and sat back. Happy early birthday to me and thanks mum.

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Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

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ess is having a haircut as an attempt to banish the demons of romance past. Trouble is, she’s as embroiled as ever, this time by shoving her oar into Mytton and Irish Nicola’s business. Rumour has it they’re on the rocks and Jess has advised him to “take a break” a la Ross and Rachel. In order to set up Nicola’s fury, there is a pointless scene of her in a chauffeur driven car, leaving Mytton a voicemail telling him they need to talk. She is then dropped off on the side of the North Circular with her bags. Rosie’s slagging Lucy’s dress sense off after hearing that Lucy called her fashionably irrelevant. Apparently Rosie wasn’t impressed with her dress choice at the music recital last week, claiming that she was practically in her négligée. Nicola and Mytton are attempting to sort out their issues. It transpires that he went to Ibiza without telling her. Just when you think he has managed to trick her into believing that he didn’t touch anyone else’s supple thighs whilst there, Toff drops by with the news that Mytton texted Jess for advice. Nicola demands to see the text thread but conveniently his phone seems to have blown up and deleted them. She wants to know why Mytton didn’t tell her about this. “I forgot,” he claims. “What else did you forget in Ibiza?” Nicola asks, wryly. She then takes matters into her own hands and summons Jess (who comes to see her literally dressed like a Norwegian exchange student) and asks to see the texts on her phone. Jess is tentative but shows her. We get a glimpse but really we want a transcript – a transcript of Mytton’s entire texting history over the past two years. Whilst shopping for champagne, Tallulah tells Victoria that she and Spenny have been doing the knickerless fandango. This Social information then comes out disruption at Victoria’s weird bespoke and vindictive cake baking class, rendering meddling is no Emma a laughing stock (she’s not invited to cake longer taboo baking because everyone despises her). Jamie tells Spenny that it’s sensible for him not to be tying himself down to one woman. No one is shocked that he feels this way. Spenny’s with Emma trying to understand her ridiculous affected accent and Victoria strolls over like a dog with a bone to disrupt things. This is what’s so great about MIC (and life) these days. Social disruption and vindictive meddling is no longer taboo and is executed much more openly nowadays so Victoria has no qualms in announcing the news that Spenny has been fondling Tallulah. Mytton and Nicola discuss their issues on a balcony and I literally think one of them is going to chuck the other one off it. But no. Just a regular old argument and storm off situation this time. Andrew Bullock is a producer, presenter and writer. You can read more at www.drewjbullock.wordpress.com

INDIAN The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Chaula’s Lewes Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

Cafe Chilli Cafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes, but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic green curry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With a varied wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone. Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'

ITALIAN Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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…& DINES IN es, my column header might be slightly misleading this week as I did not head off to some interesting new or indeed some reliable old favourite restaurant. Far from it, this week I rolled up my sleeves and got well and truly stuck in. It all started some months back with an invitation. Would I like to attend a cookery course one evening in Brighton? Well I said yes, of course I did. Anyone who knows me well will know that as well as loving to eat I love to cook. That is why I got into this game, through my love of cooking as much as a love of eating. Friends will also know that I am pretty happy to leave the preparation of asian cuisine to the professionals – and I don’t think with award winning chefs I will be Kanthi Thamma and Alun Sperring amongst my friends challenging Hari, you should know why. Both Kanthi or Alun have received great accolades any time soon once again this year, Curry Leaf Cafe won best newcomer but I am better on the South Coast and Chilli prepared to Pickle Canteen best taketackle something away in the UK at Recent spicy at home Indian Food Awards. My congratulations to them both. Back to my cookery class, which was an Indian lesson conducted by Hari Ghotra. Hari currently cooks at the Michelin starred Tamarind in Mayfair. Hari is a real charmer, delightful in every sense and the format of her class, at which I joined a very jolly bunch of local lifestyle bloggers, was very relaxed and hands-on. I was hands-on from the get-go and pretty soon was up to my neck in flour and water making pastry for samosas. After a quick demo I was keen to copy her rolling technique, which looked simple enough, but proved to take quite a few goes before I was anything like proficient. But very soon I was rolling and filling like a good-un. Along the counter the rest of the girls were making crisp pakora, seasonal turkey kebabs (perhaps the only reasonable use for dull old

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turkey to my way of thinking) and some very delicious fishcakes. I wil most definitely be using the samosa concept in the future, not only to make the spices asian variety, but adapting it to make a few sweet varieties too. I will also be taking Hari’s crisp coating of deep fried vermicelli into my repertoire too. That really was a great idea that I will add to my menus in future. Above all what I gained from the evening, as well as some rather nice new girl friends, yes I was the only man there, was a realisation that traditionally the best of Indian dishes come from simple home cooking. Nothing that we tackled was beyond the bounds of a standard kitchen nor the skill of a home cook. Most of the ingredients were familiar and easy to get and we certainly didn’t need any specialist equipment. The biggest shock of the evening was that we were being filmed and streamed live to the world wide webby thing. I wish I had known, I might have combed my moustache and worn a brighter shirt. The evening was great fun and admirably lubricated with wines, some rather good Indian wines I hasten to add, and a tasty cardamom infused ale – again very interesting. I don’t think I will be challenging Hari, Kanthi or Alun any time soon, but I do feel now that I am better prepared to tackle something spicy at home. Hari Ghotra, HariGhotra.co.uk Watch the event on YouTube: Hari Ghotra at Blogger Cook Along

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this week> Tues 8 Let Christmas Get Lost The nondenominational anti-festive celebration event marking seven glorious months of the Peoples Republic of Brighton & Hove. 7.30pm, £10 if you can afford it / £7 Wed 9 Overhead Wires presents... VEGA Xmas Party 8pm, £3 Thurs 10 Carbaret Bar Catalyst Club Monthly event which blends the old traditions of a French Salon with debating societies. 8pm, £6 Sun 13 Jam Brighton Live A great day for new young Brighton bands. Some of them first timers and some already established. 2.30pm, £3 Mon 14 Brighton Live Academy A exciting showcase of Music, Acting and Dance from the students of Brighton Live Academy. 7.30pm, £2

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LATEST PEOPLE PETER JAMES HOSTS MEDIATION CELEBRATION To mark 21 years of providing mediation support to local residents Brighton and Hove Independent Mediation Service (BHIMS) held a special birthday celebration on Wednesday 25th November 2015. The event, hosted by BHIMS Patron, author Peter James, was attended by representatives from local statutory and voluntary organisations including Sussex Police, all of whom have supported BHIMS over the years. More people than ever are benefiting from the services of BHIMS. This year referrals are expected to reach a record high. The organisation’s core business is providing community mediation, one-to-one conflict coaching, tailor-made training packages and workplace mediation. An independent charity since 1994 BHIMS operates in Brighton, Hove and Lewes area. The 40-plus team of trained mediators are all volunteers following a sequence of steps which allow all involved in a dispute the opportunity to ‘have their say’ and identify possible solutions.

Among the 40-plus guests who attended the celebration event were The Mayor of Brighton and Hove City Council, Councillor Lynda Hyde, BHIMS mediators and Housing Associations.

Winners crowned at Sussex Sports Awards The winners have been crowned at the 13th Annual Sussex Sports Awards. The black tie event, held at The Grand Hotel on Friday 27th November, celebrated the achievements made by Sussex sports stars and welcomed special guest Louise Hazel (London 2012 heptathlete) and regular host BBC Sussex presenter Danny Pike.

The full list of winners:

University of Chichester Young Sports Personality of the Year Award – Amber Anning of Brighton & Hove Athletics Club. Sussex County FA Volunteer of the Year Award – Gary Vidgeon of Brighton Table Tennis Club. Juice 107.2 Young Team of the Year Award – Killabeez (Streetfunk). Sportivate Project of the Year Award – Sportivate Brighton & Hove Hockey Hot Stars. Workplace Challenge Award – Chichester District Council. Sport England Outstanding Contribution to Sport Award – Alison Groves. Primary School of the Year Award – Rustington’s Summerlea Community Primary School. BBC Sussex Unsung Hero of the Year – David Fickweiler. Young Volunteer of the Year Award – Mia Bailey for her work at Wickers Gymnastics Club. University of Brighton Disabled Sports Personality of the Year Award – Holly Tadman.

“Hearing their stories was truly inspirational and they are a credit to their sports and themselves. I hope that the winners, and of course all of those shortlisted, use this as a platform on which to build for further success in competitions throughout 2016.” Active Sussex is one of the 45 county sports partnerships across England supported by Sport England. www.activesussex.org

Sadie Mason MBE, Active Sussex Chief Executive said: “I would like to congratulate all our winners and nominees throughout Sussex on their wonderful achievements this year. The awards ceremony rewards quality, achievement, determination and commitment to those involved in sport across the county. watch on

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BRIGHTON’S ARTY ALISON KROG

Dr Caroline Oprandi keeping you up to date with science & technology at PACA

A MULTI-DIMENSIONAL CHALLENGE

e have just entered our coding programme for the competition of Young Engineer of the Year Award. Dexter, one of the students, has picked up a robot that I built at the University of York National STEM Centre. The fact that I was able to build a robot in the first place still amazes me but this is largely due to the fact that we now have the technology that makes it simpler to construct robots and also coding programmes that are very easy to follow. Machines do all It doesn’t surprise me that the work, and the latest report we basically play from the Bank of America Merrill Lynch looking at the likely effects of a robot revolution; has forecast huge numbers of jobs being wiped out: up to 35% of all workers in the UK and 47% of those in the US, including white-collar jobs, seeing their livelihoods taken away by machines. This can only be good news, if with the coming robot revolution, society benefits as a whole. So for those that lose their jobs to robots, it means that they have more leisure time and their standard of living is enhanced. The new Director of Engineering at Google, Ray Kurzwel, in an interview for the Observer said, “I think our best hope going forward is figuring out how to live in an economy of radical abundance, where machines do all the work, and we basically play.” Kurzwel has a job description at Google that consists of one brief line: help bring natural language understanding to Google. Kurzwel predicts that by 2045 computers will be a billion times more powerful than all of the human brains on Earth. And it's the Google-scale resources that are beyond anything the world has seen before. Such as the huge data sets that result from 1 billion people using Google every single day. And the Google knowledge graph, which consists of 800m concepts and the billions of relationships between them. This is already a neural network, a massive, distributed global "brain". Can it learn? Can it think? It's what some of the smartest people on the planet are working on next. Kurzwel realised that one of the key things about inventing successful new products was inventing them at the right moment, and "so, as an engineer, I collected a lot of data" (sourced from the Observer - Carole Cadwalladr). However, the danger lies in where individuals who lose their jobs do not reap the benefits and the benefits of the robotic revolution are only enjoyed by a few i.e. those who own Artificial Intelligence (AI). Calum Chace, author of Surviving AI, says, “There will be people who own the AI, and therefore own everything else, which means homo sapiens will be split into a handful of ‘gods’, and then the rest of us.” At the moment we have to hope that the ‘gods’ of AI will treat the rest of us with compassion and see the benefit in enhancing living standards for all on a global scale. Portslade Aldridge Community Academy (PACA) is a college offering sixth form, 11-16 years, youth centre, adult learning, community education, sports centre and pre-school. Find out more at www.paca.uk.com

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his week’s column is going to be shorter on words, and try to cram in as many images as possible. Because, let’s face it, who wants to read what I’ve got to say when you can get a taste of what will be on show at Naked Eye in Farm Mews for two weeks from 11 December. But which artwork can I tempt you with? Because the new exhibition ‘Dada + 8’ features (unsurprisingly) eight pretty amazing and completely contrasting approaches and styles. Alex Binnie, Simon Dixon, Chris Kettle, David Chris Kettle Levine, Paul Ostrer, Joseph Rossi, Jim Sanders and Sarah Shaw have all been given the same dimensions – 1.5m by 2m – in the gallery to display their creations, which range from screen-printing, oil painting and gothic collage to black and white photography, steel art, mixed media and more. With such a multitude of artistic forms, you’ll be spoilt for choice. And if you can’t afford an original, there will be loads of lovely prints for sale as well. Don’t miss: Have you schlepped JIm Sanders

Dada + 8 features styles from screenprinting and gothic collage to black and white photography

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around the AOH Christmas Festival yet? It’s well worth the shoe leather (and the perfect excuse to treat yourself while taking the pain out of present shopping). With so many of our Sarah Shaw favourite artists taking part, it’s impossible to single any out (but I’m going to any way). So shout outs this week for the Chevalier House, featuring Anne French, Agnes Chevalier and Hiroko Lewis, and the divine glass work by Stephanie Else in Beaconsfield Studios. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty JIm Sanders

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PRECIOUS MOMENTS SORREL BAY FINE JEWELLERY LAUNCHES AT THE AWARD-WINNING BOUTIQUE BAROQUE BESPOKE JEWELLERY, IN THE HEART OF BRIGHTON’S LANES. aroque Jewellery has gone from studio. strength to strength in its nine Traditional goldsmithing lies at the heart years, having built a great of her work using techniques handed down Shaun Leane reputation in the South-East as the go-to through the generations. She specialises in silver and rose destination for all things “jewellery”. commissions and sourcing unusual diamonds gold plated hook The friendly and approachable team at for that perfect one of a kind engagement ring earrings £225 Baroque specialise in bespoke jewellery or heirloom piece. and can offer skills to the public that Naming the brand after her daughter, Sorrel have been finely honed in some of the Bay is borne out of a love of the beauty and best jewellery houses in Britain. They individuality of each of her hand-selected can work closely with customers to make gemstones and diamonds. Unusual, natural rose-cut their chosen piece of jewellery to their diamonds are her signature gem of choice, mixing own design, first helping them choose them with opals and vintage grey diamonds, whilst the precious stones and sketching ideas and then hand-crafted hand-etched feel of the jewellery makes each making a model ring in silver before the finished piece of jewellery unique. piece is crafted in the desired 18ct rose gold and peach moonstone Sorrel Bay is borne out ring with champagne diamonds by precious metals. of a love of the beauty Their passion and knowledge of Baroque Jewellery £1900 their field is contagious and you get and individuality of each of the feeling you are in good hands the her hand-selected minute you walk into the store. gemstones and diamonds Marie Walshe of Sorrel Bay Fine Jewellery worked Marie also applies her strong beliefs in Fair Trade and alongside Baroque in their equality to her collection through working with fair trade early days and eco-gold and continually striving to helping them to source ethical gemstones that are conflict build up the free. Each piece is designed and made to be reputation of the like a talisman to be passed on as future stunning store and so heirlooms. naturally it was an obvious Every piece is individual, each diamond hand chosen, and choice to launch Sorrel Bay here, every Sorrel Bay piece is one of a kind. Sunshine, azure-blue being that they have a close bond and beaches and the feeling of summer great respect for each other’s are the essence of the success. Sorrel Bay – Natural Rose Cut and brand. Sorrel Bay’s Tourmalated Quartz and Brilliant cut diamond ring £3100 collections will Sorrel Bay Fine blackened silver Marquise cocktail Jewellery is a collection remain in-store ring by Baroque Jewellery £750 of hand-crafted, one of a kind, at Baroque Jewellery in the precious jewellery created in their run up to Christmas, so go and experience some British handcrafted Sorrel Bay – Rose cut diamond luxury alongside Baroque’s own inShield Ring £2840

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Sussex studios. At the heart of the brand is creative director and founder Marie Walshe, combining her unmistakable artistic ability to create timeless pieces that link modernity with tradition. A goldsmith for over 20 years with a passion for gemstones, Marie hand-crafts all her collections with a small team of master goldsmiths, and diamond setters, overseeing every single piece in her Brighton watch on

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hen I was younger, my lesbian flatmate and I hatched a plan to travel to Gran Canaria for a week of fun in the sun. The appeal at that time, so far as I can remember, centred around the island’s reputation as a gay mecca and party hot spot. As two of Brighton’s most diehard party monsters, the trip was to be our equivalent of the Hajj, but with the welcome addition of vodka and sausages. Our grand plan, however, never came to fruition. Maybe it was because we were in the habit of frittering our meagre 20-something wages on Brighton’s own gay scene, or maybe because we were so far in arrears that every knock at the door would send us diving behind our ratty furniture, but one way or another, other expenses took priority. Flash forward 10 years, and my plimsolls are finally touching the tarmac at Gran Canaria airport, the horizon wavering in 27 degree heat. Far from a party pilgrimage, though, the main reason my partner and I chose Playa de Ingles – a resort town on the southernmost tip of the southernmost of the Canary Islands – as a holiday destination is because we reasoned it was the closest a young gay couple could get to equatorial heat in November without a) breaking the bank, or b) being The buried up to our necks in sand for pervading crimes against nature. feeling is one The only gay mecca I’m of tolerance interested in visiting these days, now that I’m over 30 (and & bonhomie therefore, in gay years, practically a museum exhibit), is Waitrose, so the presence of a thriving gay scene on the island has filled me with trepidation. What if it’s noisy? What if there are drunk people staggering around the streets? Or worse; what if I don’t recognise any of the songs playing, like the last time I went to a gay bar with a group of people in their 20s and had to spend all night hopelessly asking, “Is this JLS?” As it turns out, I don’t have to worry about any of these things. The proliferation of bars, clubs and restaurants that characterise the Gran Canaria scene (most of them clustered in a rambling 1980s shopping centre called the Yumbo Center) take me back to the best aspects of the gay venues I used to haunt. Friendly, happy crowds, drawn together from across Europe and further afield; Belgians sharing beers with Brazilians; Germany and Hungary, together in perfect harmony. The pervading feeling is one of tolerance and bonhomie, overlaid – it is a gay scene after all – with an alluring frisson of hyper-sexuality, all set to the soundtrack of Madonna’s back-catalogue (1993-2005). Yes, it is noisy (we don’t mind). Yes, there are drunk people staggering around the streets (most nights it’s us). But best of all, I had forgotten that the music pumped on to European dance floors lags about 10-15 years behind ours, so we are effectively dancing to the music of my youth. So I get my pilgrimage after all.

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ENTERTAINMENT JOE FULLER Christmassy choral festive fun t's the season for singing, wherein we all love to sing along to things, be it warbling with a CD over dinner or in a local choir. I love it, singing is always spirited and often joyful, plus there’s something particularly special about it near Christmas time (even for the secularist). Brighton Orpheus Choir present a 'Music for Christmas' concert that certainly fits my excitable alliterative headline bill for festive fun, pairing part one of Handel's hugely popular ‘Messiah’ with Vaughan Williams' ‘Hodie’ (This Day). It has become a tradition to hear ‘Messiah’ before Christmas, and for good reason, the beloved German's music is warm, spritely and beautiful. ‘Hodie’ also deals with Jesus' birth and features songs, hymns, chorales and more, and will be sung by the Orpheus Young Singers, a new choir for 9 to 13 year olds. A very different sort of Christmas concert comes from the Mediaeval Baebes, who will be singing carols from their Top Ten album 'Of Kings & Angels' along with other contemporary and traditional songs. The allfemale septet will veer from classics like 'In The Bleak Midwinter' to lesser known mediaeval songs like 'Gaudete' and there will also be a setting of 15th century English poem 'Ther is no rose of swych vertu'. That means ‘such virtue’ by the way, if you were curious. Brighton Festival Chorus are putting on a brilliant looking show at the Dome (along with the Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra), which will You have to also include some of decide which Handel’s ‘Messiah’. See messiah to hear how traditional it is? this Saturday You have to decide which messiah to hear evening this Saturday evening. I attended the BFC's Christmas Concert myself last year and it felt wonderfully communal and lively. You are given song sheets to sing along with (although you could feasibly bow out if that's not your cup of tea) so it will be a different experience to the Orpheus Choir concert. The programme will include a cover of the Lily Allen cover of Keane's 'Somewhere Only We Know' from the Youth Choir as well as Britten's solemn 'Chorale after an Old French Carol' and Poulenc's jubilant 'Hodie Christus natus est' from the main choir. We are spoiled for choice this week. I am looking forward to attending one of these three concerts to catch up with chums, so if you go you can play spot the Latest 7 writer! Although it might sound clichéd, these concerts are a great way to get in the spirit of things on a wintry evening with a nice, singing bunch of people. I'm excited. Brighton Orpheus Choir, St John's Church, Preston Village, Saturday 12 December, 7.30pm, £15/£12 concs/£7 students/under 17s free Mediaeval Baebes, St George's Church, Thursday 10 December, £20 Brighton Festival Chorus, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Saturday 12 December, 6pm, £12.50-£25

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STAGE ANDREW KAY CHICHESTER CHANGE

Brighton’s Original Alternative Adult Pantomime

Chichester Festival Theatre appoints Daniel Evans as new Artistic Director hichester Festival Theatre Chairman, Sir William Castell, announced last week that the Board has appointed Daniel Evans to succeed Jonathan Church as Artistic Director of Chichester Festival Theatre. Daniel Evans has been Artistic Director of Sheffield Theatres since 2009. He will take up his new post in July 2016. Sir William said: “I am delighted to confirm Daniel Evans as our next artistic leader. After a comprehensive search, we were presented with a very accomplished shortlist of candidates but it was clear that Daniel’s breadth of experience as a director and actor makes him a brilliant fit for Chichester Festival Theatre. He is widely admired for championing classical work and musicals alongside a commitment to new writing, and his passion for theatre is infectious. I am very happy he has chosen to share that with us as we look forward to a terrific future for CFT.” Daniel Evans said: “I am truly delighted to be asked by the Board at Chichester Festival Theatre to become its next Artistic Director. Under the leadership of Jonathan Church and Executive Director Alan Finch, Chichester has developed into the most incredible theatrical powerhouse which has fed and nourished the local community in the South East as well as the theatre ecology throughout the UK and internationally. I look forward to collaborating with the team in West Sussex to develop that work further as the organisation evolves into this next exciting chapter in its history. “I am hugely grateful to the entire staff at Sheffield Theatres and I’m deeply proud of the bold, passionate and enriching work we’ve achieved together in our City Region. It has been a real privilege to lead the organisation for the last seven years.” Jonathan Church, who leaves Chichester in September 2016, added: “I could not be happier with this fantastic news. Daniel is a first-rate director with a real passion for theatre and I’m really pleased to be leaving Chichester Festival Theatre in such good hands. As someone who has lived and worked in Sheffield, I can truly appreciate everything that he has achieved there. Sheffield’s Crucible Theatre has the only other large-scale Guthrie thrust stage in the UK, so Daniel’s experience will sit wonderfully with our audience here in Chichester and be welcomed with great excitement by our staff. “I will continue to programme and deliver our Festival 2016 season as I hand over to Daniel and wish him every good fortune as he takes over the helm.”

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Brighton’s Original Alternative Adult Pantomime was founded by the late larger than life theatre empresario Brian Ralfe in 2002, sadly Brian passed away in March this year. Alice In Pantoland will be the 14th consecutive production from this talented Panto Team. Brian’s lifelong friend and Director of the Pantomime group Lee Tracey has stepped up and taken over the reins for what promises to be as ever a “ totally OTT and generally un-PC” production. Alice In Pantoland is a journey through pantomime. Will Alice find his or her Beau?! Will Alice hook ‘Hook’ or an ugly sister? Who knows! The show provides a wonderful contemporary musical journey though Pantoland with comedy and banter along the way. This new production also features three highly talented stars from London’s West End. The yearly production by Brighton’s Original Alternative Adult Pantomime enjoys cult status amongst its year on year followers. Tickets went on sale in July and 10 of the 22 performances have already sold out. This will be their 14th Year at The Brighton Dome Complex. Lee Tracey stars as Dame and Sarah The Cook. Maisie Trollette plays Idle Jack. Phil Harlequeen plays the Fairy Godmother. Jason Prince is Captain Hook. Pooh La May is The Empress of China. Scott Virgo is Dick Whittington. Topsie Redfern is both The Ugly Sister and Alice. Lascel Wood plays The Devil. Jack Seager is Tinkerballs and The White Rabbit. Jack comes from the west end for his first season of Panto. As a skilled and trained classical dancer he played the lead role in Billy Elliot for 4 years. Russell Keith plays Prince Charming and joins the cast and was formally lead vocalist in the West End production of The Jersey Boys. Alice in Pantoland is at the Brighton Dome Studio from January 27th until February 7th 2016. Shows daily at 5pm and 8pm. To book call the Box Office on 01273 709709 or www.brightondome.org

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MUSIC JEFF HEMMINGS

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Demob Happy – Brighton band that’s making waves runge seems to be making a little comeback at the moment, and Brighton has one its own contenders in the form of Demob Happy, a powerhouse four-piece that made its way down from Newcastle a few years ago to set up camp here. Already a big hit at this year’s Great Escape, their fearsome yet intricate and melodic stoner grunge rock has won them a sizeable fanbase already, and with their debut album ‘Dream Soda’ having just been released, they are now locked in trying to establish themselves. With influences from the likes of Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age and even 10cc, their grooves are bouncy, and their stage manner infectious. You can't help but like this band. “It's kind of a concept thing based around this can, this fictional soda,” says Matt Marcantonio, bassist, lyricist and lead singer. “It was a joke we came

up with, because we are hilarious and we like making puns,” he says. “We were looking for a name for the album and it materialised in our heads that it was representative of a lot of the themes on the album, drawing it all together into this concept. Because I love 60s and 70s music, I like the idea of a concept album. I think it’s quite cool and due a renaissance; cheesy, concept albums,” he laughs. For Matt, ‘Dream Soda’ “represents everything that’s oversugared, force-fed and corporateowned. To us it symbolises the current cultural onslaught that aims to stupefy a generation through mass media and insidious advertising. ‘Dream Soda’ is a parody of all the stupid s*** in the world, this drink that zaps you of your dreams.” The Newcastle born and bred band made their way to Brighton

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about four years ago, sensing that there was a place that they could fit into more easily. “We left Newcastle because the music we were doing at the time, there wasn't particularly a scene for us. Guitar music has had a bit of a renaissance since then but when we were there we were the only ones doing anything like that. The fact we could all come down and do a year at uni, and get loans and get settled and start the band... There wasn't much of a conversation, we just did it.” The Haunt, Thursday 11 December, 7pm, £6.50

1 The 1920 Club Grandad 2 Asher Fynn Love Is A Dependency 3 Tony Blair Witch Projekt Let’s Have Some Good Times 4 MIGHT Fate 5 The Foley Mantras The Truth 6 John Maher Over the line 7 Sweet Jonny Carpe Diem 8 SuicideDefects With A Title Like This You’d Think This Was A Song By Fall Out Boy

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‘Tis the season... ecember is upon us, Christmas shopping is getting slightly more frantic, and sightings have been made of the Salvation Army carolling in front of Churchill Square. It is indeed the season to think of others, and also to get that warm feeling in your belly that says you’ve done something good that will make a difference to others. Enter Charity Chuckle, stage left. Charity Chuckle has been going for years now, and every December they put together a cracking line-up of comedians to bring attention to the End Violence Against Women campaign, and to raise funds for charities Rise and Survivors’ Network. It’s a pull-out-all-thestops brilliant evening, filled with warmth and laughter over at Komedia, with a brilliant bill. The fifth annual 16 Days Of Action comedy benefit has attracted the great and the good. TV and radio favourite Angela

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Add to this a raffle (last year’s prizes included a Best of Brighton & Hove hamper, cheese from La Cave á Fromage, and a turkey voucher from renowned butchers Canhams), and it’s the perfect night out with guaranteed laughter and the chance of a present you can take home. One you no doubt deserve after dedicating all that time to finding the perfect gifts for everyone else! Seriously though, tickets go fast, so jump on them quicker still. It’s an incredible line-up of acts that are both on the rise and at the top of their game, raising money for some incredible charities. So let your ho, ho, hoing do good for all. Charity Chuckle Stand-Up to End Violence Against Women: #16Days Komedia, Tuesday 8 December 2015, £10, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

11 The Black Fields The Fighter 12 tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 13 tenek Submission – Radio Edit 14 Mellor Drumatix Clanker 15 Jamie Bilboa Ace Of Spades 16 The Meow Meows Siberian Soup 17 Sweet Jonny American Psycho 18 Rise Of The Ziggurat The Battle 19 Left Hand Red Transition 20 The Morning Orchestra Petal On Your Show

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SHOULD SKY HAVE MORE LIMITS? s both a TV nut and a semi-geek, I must confess I'm quite excited about the new service Sky will be introducing next year. They're calling it Q. Cool name, that. Presumably inspired by James Bond's gadget guy. Or by the music mag. Or possibly by the Royal Botanic Gardens. But what matters most, of course, is what it promises to do – namely, to give us yet more ways to watch the telly. And will that be rather brilliant or what? Well, yes, of course it will. Up to a point. Like I say, I'm quite excited... I won't go into all the technical stuff about what Q can do but its key selling points are: * You can record up to four channels at once, while watching a fifth; * You can transfer recordings to your phone or tablet; * You can put mini Q boxes anywhere in your home, linked to the main one but not needing to be hooked up to the dish. Besides letting you watch different content, these will also let you pause a show in one room and pick it What up in another; ultimately * Q's top-of-the-range option will be ready for Sky's matters is Ultra HD service; quality content * The remote has been and creativity revamped, and will now offer swiping, voice search and a clever way to stop you losing it; So what do I mean when I say all this is good up to a point? Well, it's the fact that – call me Mr Unadventurous – I'm sort of OK with things as they are, telly-watching-wise. Sure, it'll be nice to be able to record four programmes at once. But all this'll really do is double the amount of recorded shows I feel really bad that I never get around to watching. And transferring recordings to my mobile? No doubt I'll love it, but there's already so much stuff out there, downloadable or streamable or both, that I'm hardly starved of content on the move. Ultra HD? Great, but how many people honestly look at a normal HD picture and think, wow, what a heap of fuzzy crap? The new remote? I'm fine with the current one, thanks. In the end, of course, this is all about competitiveness. Rival TV companies are desperate to stay ahead of one another and it's starting to go a bit mental. TV is becoming like multi-blade razors or toothpaste or tea bags, forever bringing out yet more options we never knew we needed. So don't let's lose sight of what ultimately matters here – quality content, creativity and true talent on screen. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have yesterday's Jeremy Vine Show to catch up with. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Twitter: @mikewardontv

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Hairspray Theatre Royal Brighton, 30 November 2015 ★★★★★ To twist a cliché, the Theatre Royal Brighton is beautifully formed – but small, so how the huge company of Hairspray managed to faultlessly use that petite stage is quite frankly brilliant. From the opening number to the final moments of a well deserved curtain call, they simply ripped it up. Hairspray is a joyous bouffant tonsorial delight of a show and this national touring production has been teased to extraordinary heights. Seen the film? Seen the West End production? Yes, of course, but in my opinion this cast is the best yet. Not one weak member in the line-up makes it hard to pull out names but needs must. Tony Maudsley as Edna is beautifully beefy, big and bouncy with a voice that could file down those prison bars. Peter Duncan excels as Wilbur in a show-stopping duet with Edna and Freya Sutton as Tracy is a feisty and sweet voiced creature equal to John Walters’ original vision – and what energy! Claire Sweeney once again proves that behind that bubbly scallylass facade there is a multi-faceted performer of great talent and Brenda Edwards delivers her numbers with pure soul class. But if there is one overwhelming star in this show it is the ensemble dancing and singing and with a cast this full it would be impossible to name them all, save one, choreographer Drew McOnie, who has pushed this to an extraordinary level of physicality balanced with period style – and my word those kids give it their all! This is a great show, great songs, great story, great costumes, great comedy and a great message too – and last night was a memorable night at the theatre. Beg for a ticket! Andrew Kay Adam Kay’s Smutty Christmas Songs Komedia Studio, 30 November 2015, ★★★★★ Christmas came early to Komedia as Adam Kay gave a completely different twist to well known songs. It didn’t matter whether they were Christmas related or not, as his humour took us on a journey into how this unusual mind worked. Not only was his musical repertoire near the bone in terms of comedy, but there were times when there were subtle curveballs that came out of nowhere that kept the audience on their toes. Highlights included audience interaction guessing what would replace the word ‘Hallelujah’, lots of medical references and sometimes corny wordplay in rewriting Christmas carols. Sascha Cooper Simply Red Brighton Centre, 29 November 2015, ★★★★★ 30 years of great talent distilled into one entertaining but outstanding live performance. Mick Hucknall being as energetic as usual, the night was exciting, with the lead singer sending waves of nostalgia and joy into the audience with classics such as ‘Stars’ and ‘Money’s Too Tight (To Mention)’. Bringing along a super group of musicians Simply Red are far from losing their touch, providing the same high standard of music and entertainment in 2015 as they did when they first entered the music scene. With the Brighton Centre packed out and full of hardcore fans the night was never going to disappoint and indeed it did not. Ryan Chambers

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TUESDAY 8 The Royal Variety Performance ITV1, 7.30pm Like the Quality Street bumper box of performers, there’s lots of different flavours here with brightly coloured wrapping in bitesize chunks. From Sir Elton John to Little Mix, the cast of Mary Poppins, and the spectacular Cirque de Soleil. Plus Romesh Ranganathan for laughs.

CSI: Cyber Channel Five, 10pm Sometimes those online video games about war and fighting and being aggressive and stuff can be just too realistic. Especially when one 15-year-old kid is accidentally killed with a gun he got from an online video game. Say what?! Good thing Avery and co. are on the case, on the heels of Cyber most wanted.

Dan Cruickshank: Resurrecting History: Warsaw BBC4, 10pm Dan Cruickshank goes back to his childhood home of Warsaw for the first time in almost 60 years. It’s a personal and moving film, looking at the city that suffered the most at the hands of the Nazis in the Second World War, and what reconstruction brought.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Music of Barry Mills 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Drop the Puck 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 Get Up And Go Fitness show with a team of trainers covering a range of different techniques. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 The Long Lost Shows Show Nostalgia from the golden years of British TV. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. Our monthly top 10 is compiled solely from albums bought in Brighton's independent store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 The Long Lost Shows Show 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Sister Rita To The Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Oxford Street Revealed 11.45 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.40 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 4.25 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders On the day of Lucy’s birthday, Ian and Kathy find themselves returning to their roots. 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Jesse is forced to relive tragic events when he treats the seriously ill sister of a former patient. 9.00 Capital Contemporary drama. As the police investigation into the ‘We Want What You Have’ campaign leads them in an unexpected direction, DI Mill hopes to secure a confession - but has he got the right person? Meanwhile, with Shahid’s life turned on its head, the Kamal family’s faith in one another is tested to the limits. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... Carlos Acosta: Cuba Calls Imagine follows Cuban ballet superstar Carlos Acosta in London and Havana as he masterminds a new production of Carmen for the Royal Ballet before stepping back from the classical repertoire and looking to the future with a series of ambitious new projects in Cuba. 11.45 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.15am Oxford Street Revealed 7.00 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Ireland With Simon Reeve 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Pressure Pad 2.30 The Great British Bake Off 3.30 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 4.00 The World’s Most Photographed: Audrey Hepburn 4.30 Wogan: The Best Of 5.15 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the lucky couple who managed to avoid elimination at the weekend. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip This edition of the celebrity antiques challenge sees Downton Abbey’s Phyllis Logan go head to head with her husband, Pirates of the Caribbean star Kevin McNally. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Knockout week of the culinary competition. 9.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down It is the grand final and the four remaining potters have just three tests left before one is crowned the winner of the Great Pottery Throw Down. For their main make, Kate Malone and Keith Brymer Jones serve up their hardest task yet for the potters - a mark of how far they have come. They want each potter to make an original twelve-piece tea set out of porcelain. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests Ed Byrne, Nathan Caton, Ed Gamble and Sara Pascoe. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Race To Super Bowl 50 American football highlights. 12.05am This Is Tottenham 1.05 Sign Zone: The Hunt 2.05 Sign Zone: The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Megan looks for a way out. Brenda keeps an eye on Bob. Debbie warns Emma to back off. 7.30 The Royal Variety Performance Comedian Jack Whitehall hosts this year’s Royal Variety Performance from the Royal Albert Hall in the presence of Prince Harry. See highlights. 10.05 ITV News At Ten 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Hollywood icon Burt Reynolds and Star Trek and Mission: Impossible star Simon Pegg. There is music and chat from eighttime Brit Award winners Coldplay. 11.50 Freeze Out Mark DurdenSmith presents the game of skill and quizzing ability built around a giant circular ice table with a chance to win 10,000 pounds. Contestants answer questions to win sliders to glide onto the ice table. Players must either land sliders onto tricky targets, or smash opponent’s sliders out of the way. Former Premiership referee Uriah Rennie officiates to ensure fair play. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food 11.30 Jamie’s Comfort Food 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ste drunkenly makes a public declaration of his love for Harry, and Ellie creates a dangerous new enemy in the form of Myra McQueen. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas Kirstie is in Austria to learn how to make a few of her favourite things – including warm woollen mittens, mulled wine and traditional baked tree decorations. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Christmas Special Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are back with a Christmas special and are joined by guests Johnny Vegas and Katherine Ryan. David O’Doherty joins Countdown’s Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 10.00 That’s So Last Century Entertainment series in which celebrities re-acquaint themselves with the gadgets, games and gizmos of the past. 11.00 Tattoo Fixers Reality series. 12.05am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.20 World Superbike Review Of The Year 2.50 Challenge Mallorca 3.15 You Deserve This House 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 º 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 FILM: The Christmas Spirit (2013) 1.30pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.35 Neighbours 2.05 FILM: All I Want For Christmas (2013) 3.45 FILM: A Bride For Christmas (2012) 5.30 5 News At 5 6.00 Neighbours After a heart to heart, Brad and Terese decide that too much damage has been done and the best thing to do is for Brad to move out. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Kids’ Hospital At Christmas Three-part series following staff and patients at the Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital over the festive season. 8.00 Crackers About Christmas Documentary about people who celebrate Christmas all year round. 9.00 Meet The Psychopaths Documentary series in which leading psychiatrist Professor Tony Maden assesses what makes a psychopath different from the rest of the population. With access to case files and cutting edge research, Prof Maden looks into the minds of some of the country’s most notorious killers. 10.00 CSI: Cyber See highlights. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. After a house wife is kidnapped and a ransom paid, the SVU squad begin to suspect that not all is as it seems. 11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series about an elite NYPD sex-crime unit. 12.40am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm The Last Ship (x2) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am The Force: Manchester 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Brit Cops

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x4) 12.45am Don’t Tell The Bride 1.45 Reggie Yates’ Extreme UK: Gay And Under Attack 2.45 Sunny D 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm News 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain 8.00 The Fisherman’s Apprentice With Monty Halls 9.00 Blood And Gold: The Making Of Spain With Simon Sebag Montefiore 10.00 Dan Cruickshank: Resurrecting History: Warsaw. See highlights. 11.00 Building Burma’s Death Railway

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Catchphrase Mother’s Day Special 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Dark Knight (2008) 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.00 The Vampire Diaries

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wycliffe 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 On The Buses (x2) 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Cold Blood II 12.40am Wycliffe

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 A To Z 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Empire 10.00 Tripped 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Gogglebox 12.55am Rude Tube: Mashed ‘n’ Mixed

11.05am FILM: Stagecoach (1966) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.10 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am High Noon (1952) 12.45pm The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 2.45 Run Wild, Run Free (1969) 4.45 Hanover Street (1979) 6.55 Field Of Dreams (1989) 9.00 How I Live Now (2013) 11.05 Knowing (2009) 1.20am Lore (2012) 3.50 Close

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WEDNESDAY 9 Prey ITV1, 9pm First episode of the second series of this taut crime thriller, and prison officer David is in a bit of a pickle – to say the least. He must break the prisoner he’s escorting to hospital out of custody, and do it soon. The thing is, someone’s kidnapped his pregnant daughter, and her life is on the line. Bit of a sticky situation.

The Apprentice BBC1, 10.35pm It’s almost the end! The final five survivors get profiled tonight, spinning the hopefuls that have lasted this long from the buffoons the editors have taken such joy in portraying, into viable candidates to take Lord Sugar’s hard-earned dosh. Featuring interviews with parents, partners, friends, Karen Brady and Claude Littner.

Supernatural E4, 10pm The problem with being a cerebral entity without form, is that when you take one it can be seen as hijacking a body – no matter how worthy your intentions. Eh, Castiel? This week the angel finds Claire, the daughter of his vessel, in a facility for young offenders. Proper absent father here.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Digital Nation 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Doorstep History 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Rosies 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Digital Nation 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Doorstep History 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Millionaires' Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, outstanding, and unique dream houses. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Dee Kelly Asks Dee (Benefits Street and Big Brother) gets to the heart of the big issues: legal highs, FGM, immigration, mental health issues in men and more. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop: Deborah Haywood FStop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Dee Kelly Asks 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop: Deborah Haywood 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Sister Rita To The Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Oxford Street Revealed 11.45 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.40 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 4.25 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 Cuffs Fast-paced police drama. When she’s held at gunpoint, Donna’s quick thinking saves the day but has personal ramifications. And as Felix and Carl investigate the disappearance of a teenager, Carl gets a disturbing insight into his boss’ life. 9.00 The Apprentice The eight remaining candidates are tasked with creating a new health food snack to be pitched to three major retailers. With the final looming, the teams have two days to invent the original snack and come up with a powerful brand before competing to try and earn orders from leading figures in the health food industry. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Apprentice See highlights. 11.35 Film 2015 Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh give their verdict on the week’s big film releases, including relationship drama By the Sea, starring husband-and-wife team Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Pitt. Plus Lily Tomlin stars as an unusual role model in Grandma, and the team take a look at the enduring appeal of Star Wars. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Oxford Street Revealed 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Simply Nigella 8.45 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Cash In The Attic 1.45 Pressure Pad 2.30 The Great British Bake Off 3.30 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 4.00 The World’s Most Photographed: Adolf Hitler 4.30 Wogan: The Best Of 5.15 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball gives us all the news and gossip from the Strictly Ballroom. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip This edition of the celebrity antiques challenge sees Midsomer Murders star Neil Dudgeon take on Dame Diana Rigg in a quest for glory. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Knockout week of the culinary competition. Ten exceptional chefs remain in the competition, and now they have been split into two groups. 9.00 Secrets Of The Mona Lisa One-off documentary delving into the secrets of the Mona Lisa. In the minds of millions, she is the ultimate work of art. Yet behind the enigmatic smile, she remains a mystery, fuelling endless speculation and theories. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Jack Dee is joined by actress Ruth Jones and CEO of Graze Anthony Fletcher to meet the candidate who bit the dust after the task to create and market a healthy snack. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Secret History Of The British Garden Monty Don explores the fascinating history and evolution of the British garden. 12.15am Sign Zone: Earth’s Wildest Waters - The Big Fish 1.15 Sign Zone: The Last Dukes

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Jai wants the truth about Megan. Ashley faces the future. Brenda shares her suspicions. 7.30 Coronation Street Carla suspects that Rob has an agenda. Amy plays Nessa like a fiddle. Sarah confides in Todd. 8.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Coming Out This programme follows the celebrities from the moment they step off the bridge to the emotional reunions with their family and friends. It also captures their reactions as they spend their first night back in the lap of luxury. 9.00 Prey See highlights. 10.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the week’s UEFA Champions League matches involving the English teams as the group stage concludes. Arsenal are in Athens to play Olympiacos, and Jose Mourinho hosts former club Porto at Stamford Bridge. 11.00 ITV News 11.45 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Mark Pougatch presents further highlights of the week’s UEFA Champions League matches. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food 11.30 Jamie’s Comfort Food 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks With Jason in the palm of his hand, Patrick cranks up his scheme to frame Maxine. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick. Bruno, a Staffordshire bull terrier, is brought in by Belinda when he suffers complete paralysis in his back legs. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. 10.00 Peep Show Comedy drama about two dysfunctional flatmates. Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a music track they wrote in the noughties after it becomes an unexpected hit in Germany. 10.30 Toast Of London Matt Berry’s surreal sitcom following the adventures of thespian Steven Toast. Jane persuades Toast to take part in a Royal Variety Performance. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Christmas Special 12.05am Best Before: Music On 4 12.35 Hunting The Paedophiles: Inside The National Crime Agency 1.30 FILM: Kingpin (1996) 3.25 FILM: Buchanan Rides Alone (1958) 4.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.00 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Fireman Sam 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 FILM: Gifts For Christmas (2010) 1.30pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.35 Neighbours 2.05 FILM: The Case For Christmas (2011) 3.50 FILM: Holiday Help (2014) 5.30 5 News At 5 6.00 Neighbours Sonya is taken aback when she witnesses Steph and Toadie’s unbreakable bond first hand. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Kids’ Hospital At Christmas Three-part series following staff and patients at the Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital over the festive season. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series filmed inside the consulting rooms at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. The agents encounter a feisty dispute in a takeaway, rent evaders living in potentially lethal conditions, tenants scammed by a fake landlord. 10.00 Suspects Improvised, fly-onthe-wall-style crime drama series focusing on the work of three London detectives. The team are shocked by the shooting in broad daylight of a popular clergyman outside the boxing club that he runs for disaffected youths. 11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. 11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. 12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild UK 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm The Last Ship (x2) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am The Force: Manchester

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Meth And Madness In Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 Josh 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Josh 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.30 Meth And Madness In Mexico

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain 8.00 The Mary Rose: A Timewatch Guide 9.00 FILM: Quartet (2012) 10.30 What A Performance! Pioneers Of Popular Entertainment 11.30 The Mary Rose: A Timewatch Guide 12.30am The Golden Age Of Steam Railways

1.55pm Catchphrase 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Christmas Keyhole 10.00 Release The Hounds: Jingle Hell II 11.00 The Vampire Diaries 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.00 Viral Tap

11.05am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wycliffe 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 On The Buses (x2) 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Long Lost Family 9.00 Inside Asprey: Luxury By Royal Appointment 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Cold Blood 12.35am A Touch Of Frost

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 FILM: Twilight (2008) 10.00 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox 1.00 Rude Tube 2.05 Supernatural

11.20am FILM: Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Secrets Of The Terracotta Warriors - Secret History 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell

11.00am The Truth About Spring (1965) 1.10pm The Black Dakotas (1954) 2.30 Shane (1953) 4.50 The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 7.15 The Simpsons Movie (2007) 9.00 Broken City (2013) 11.10 Escape From Alcatraz (1979) 1.25am Wild Bill (2011) 3.45 Close

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THURSDAY 10 Britain’s Oldest Crooks ITV1, 9pm There’s a rise in criminality amongst the aged in the UK. Just because someone looks sweet, doesn’t mean they’re not up to something. The over-60s are becoming the fastest growing age group in British prisons, but with crimes ranging from breaching an ASBO to shoplifting, is incarceration the answer?

First Dates Channel 4, 10pm Looking for love should be happy and exciting, especially when you’re doing it on the telly and that little bit extra vulnerable. Which is why stunning Sasha’s knight in shining armour is doubly fab this week, as the lovely lady is rescued from being stood up by fabulous waiter Sam. Ahhh. Plus more couples chancing it.

Ken Dodd’s Happiness: Arena BBC4, 10pm A tribute to the Liverpudlian comedian, looking back at his 50 year career, as well as including clips form past performances, current tour footage, and investigating his influences. Here’s hoping they get to the bottom of the Diddymen too, tickling stick and all.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Movie Line 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Millionaires' Row 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Millionaires' Row 2.00 52% 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 Reverb Live Live music direct from Straford Upon Avon College. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Reverb Live

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Sister Rita To The Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Oxford Street Revealed 11.45 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.40 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 4.25 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Kathy reels from Jane’s confession and promises to support her. Vincent puts the final pieces of his plan in place - is this end of Phil Mitchell? Denise and Kim come to blows. 8.00 BBC Music Awards Chris Evans and Fearne Cotton host the second annual BBC Music Awards from the Genting Arena in Birmingham, celebrating an amazing 12 months of popular music across the BBC. The spectacular show features stand-out performances of some of this year’s biggest songs by artists including One Direction, Rod Stewart, Ellie Goulding, Faithless, Hozier, James Bay, Jess Glynne, Little Mix, Mumford & Sons, OMI, Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott, the Shires and Jack Garratt, who will also be crowned BBC Introducing Artist of the Year. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Bath. 11.35 This Week Andrew Neil reviews the political week. 12.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.25 BBC News

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6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball dishes up more backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip This edition of the celebrity antiques challenge sees a battle for antique glory between comedy greats Barry Cryer and Bernard Cribbins. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The second group of five chefs travel to Lord’s Cricket Ground in north London, where Marcus and Monica set them the task of cooking a three-course finedining menu for ex-England captain Mike Gatting and four of his guests. 9.00 The Last Kingdom Historical drama. Leaving the safety of the marshes, a united Alfred and Uhtred prepare for a final decisive battle with the Danes. Treachery, deception and heartache follow as the fate of Wessex and England hangs in the balance. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell Howard returns to offer his unique take on the week’s global headlines and bizarre news stories. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Secrets Of The Mona Lisa 12.15am Sign Zone: The Taliban Hunters 12.45 Sign Zone: Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 1.45 Sign Zone: Doctor Who

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Sam is forced to hide his guilt. Ross tries to bond with Sarah. Laurel and Ashley make plans. 7.30 Does Work Pay?: Tonight As new research reveals that almost six million people in the UK are earning less than the national living wage, Fiona Foster investigates whether hard work really does pay for this section of society. 8.00 Emmerdale Megan says her goodbyes. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady meets more of the canine residents at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home who are looking for love, understanding and a new home. In the last of the series, a very important guest arrives to officially open the new kennels - Her Majesty the Queen! 9.00 Britain’s Oldest Crooks See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures. 11.10 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the last round of matches from the Europa League group stages. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Does Work Pay?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am Oxford Street Revealed 7.00 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 Cash In The Attic 2.00 Rugby Union: Varsity Match 4.30 Wogan: The Best Of 5.15 Bargain Hunt

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food 11.30 Jamie’s Comfort Food 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s the Christmas bar crawl and Ellie is hell-bent on sabotaging Rachel’s relationship with her brother. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 The Secret Life Of 6-YearOlds Observational documentary series which follows three groups of children as they meet for the first time. The six-year-olds come back together after two weeks apart, and are joined by some new playmates. 9.00 18 Kids And Counting Documentary following Britain’s biggest families. It’s been a special year for the Radfords - at the age of 40, Sue has announced that she is pregnant with baby number 18. And if that isn’t enough, their eldest daughter Sophie, who is already a mum of two, is getting married. Following the tragedy of losing their 17th baby, Alfie, in the womb, Sue is understandably anxious about this pregnancy. 10.00 First Dates See highlights. 11.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques. 12.10am 24 Hours In A&E 1.05 Liberty Of London 2.00 Embarrassing Bodies 2.50 Food Unwrapped 3.20 Unreported World 3.45 Low Pay Britain: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Fireman Sam 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 FILM: Call Me Claus (2001) 1.30pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.35 Neighbours 2.05 FILM: The Santa Suit (2010) 3.45 FILM: The Christmas Shepherd (2014) 5.30 5 News At 5 6.00 Neighbours Imogen confronts Daniel over his dubious selling technique. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Kids’ Hospital At Christmas Three-part series following staff and patients at the Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital over the festive season. In the final episode of the series, 14-year-old Chloe is rushed to hospital after an accident on Christmas Eve. 8.00 Alex Polizzi’s Italian Islands Travel documentary series in which Alex Polizzi explores the culture, cuisine and history of some of Italy’s most beautiful islands. Alex tours the north of Sicily. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild UK Documentary series. Ten years ago, Tommy moved his wife and child 3,000 miles across the Atlantic to a tiny Scottish island with less than 100 people, no pubs and only one shop. 10.00 Lonely At Christmas Documentary series exploring the real-life stories of people who face a challenging festive season. 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. 12.00am Access 12.10 SuperCasino 3.10 The UK’s Strongest Man 2015 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm The Last Ship (x2) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 Bring The Noise 10.00 Trollied 10.30 After Hours 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 1.50am The Force: Manchester 2.50 Ultimate Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Rent A Cop 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Rent A Cop 1.00 Josh 1.30 Reggie Yates’ Extreme UK: Gay And Under Attack 2.30 Asian Provocateur (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Life Of A Mountain: A Year On Scafell Pike 9.00 What A Performance! Pioneers Of Popular Entertainment 10.00 Ken Dodd’s Happiness: Arena. See highlights. 11.00 Sex And The Sitcom 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980

12.55pm Coronation Street 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! 1.55 Catchphrase 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 The Xtra Factor 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 Celebrity Juice Christmas Special 11.00 Release The Hounds: Jingle Hell II 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2)

8.30am Where The Heart Is 9.30 Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wycliffe 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 On The Buses (x2) 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Cold Blood 12.30am A Touch Of Frost

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 A To Z 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Inbetweeners 2 (2014) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

11.25am FILM: I Was Monty’s Double (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 The Dambusters’ Great Escape: Secret History 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.05 Grand Designs

11.00am Shockproof (1949) 12.40pm Caprice (1967) 2.40 Porridge (1979) 4.30 The Quiller Memorandum (1966) 6.40 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) 11.25 Love And Other Drugs (2010) 1.40am Babylon AD (2008) 3.45 Close

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FRIDAY 11 QI BBC2, 10pm Cleverness in a panel game without being mean-spirited and still being funny. Hurrah! Stephen Fry’s last ever season as host is savoured all the more for such wonderful guests joining him. This week Alan Davies tries to know more than Dermot O’Leary, Cariad Lloyd and Phil Jupitus. Such larks!

How Star Wars Changed The World Channel 5, 10pm Never mind Christmas, it’s almost time for the new Star Wars film! Clearly the bigger event in many minds, this documentary takes its cues from the fans and looks at the countless ways the films have actually changed the world. From the emergence of Jedi scriptures to a ballad to stormtroopers.

FILM: The Dark Knight ITV2, 9pm This marvellous cacophony of Gotham, Heath Ledger’s Joker and Aaron Eckhart’s District Attorney Harvey Dent come together to create the perfect storm for playboy Bruce Wayne and his alter ego Batman. He’s a bit loved up, but can the Batman ever get love? He’s bit of a tortured soul, right? Oh dear.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bowlegs 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm The Long Lost Shows Show 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round, 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 9.30 Modern Toss Comedy animation and live action series. 10.00 Sussex Sports Awards 2015 Tatiana Sanchez and Jamie Walker meet the faces behind this year's prestigious Sussex Sports Awards. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 The Music of Barry Mills 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Sussex Sports Awards 2015 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Sister Rita To The Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Oxford Street Revealed 11.45 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.40 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 4.25 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz. 8.00 EastEnders It’s Vincent’s birthday, but with tensions high and secrets rife, will all go to plan? 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. In line with the great tradition of British Muslim baking, Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host plus guest panellists Kirsty Wark and Andy Hamilton. 9.30 Peter Kay’s Car Share Comedy. Kayleigh is running late, but John is determined to get to work on time as the last thing he needs on the journey is any further delays. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Joining Graham on the sofa are queen of 30 Rock, comedian and writer Tina Fey, double-Oscar-winning director Quentin Tarantino, presenting his new movie The Hateful Eight, and its star Kurt Russell. 11.25 Josh Sitcom. 11.55 FILM: The Double (2011) Starring Richard Gere. Thriller. 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Oxford Street Revealed 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Pressure Pad 2.30 The Great British Bake Off 3.30 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 4.00 The World’s Most Photographed: Marilyn Monroe 4.30 Wogan: The Best Of 5.15 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two A one-hour Friday show ahead of the big semi-final. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip This edition of the celebrity antiques challenge sees the Apprentice stars Nick Hewer and Margaret Mountford become rivals as they travel around the south of England. 8.00 Mastermind The subjects are Barbara Castle, Archbishop Makarios, the McAuslan trilogy of George MacDonald Fraser and Joe Meek. 8.30 An Island Parish: Falklands Series following the community on the Falkland Islands. 9.00 Alex Polizzi: Hire Our Heroes Alex Polizzi works to find employment for jobless military veterans. Veterans are 60 per cent more likely to be unemployed than their civilian counterparts. Alex hears the heartbreaking testimonies of four veterans, all medically discharged from the army with mental illness, all with a highly trained military skill set, all finding themselves on the civilian scrapheap when it comes to work. 10.00 QI See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show. 11.30 FILM: Frenzy (1972) Starring Jon Finch, Alec McCowen, Barry Foster. Hitchcock thriller. 1.25am Sign Zone: Question Time 2.25 Sign Zone: Imagine... Antony Gormley: Being Human

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Ashley is determined to hold his own. 7.30 Coronation Street Rob drops a bombshell on Johnny. Kylie confronts Sarah. Audrey causes mischief for Nessa. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Islands In The Sun Gino D’Acampo experiences the culture, meets the people and tastes the food of his home country as he travels around two of Italy’s major islands, Sardinia and Sicily. 8.30 Coronation Street Rob threatens to blackmail Johnny. Ken resolves to seize the day. 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Timothy West Actor Timothy West joins Piers Morgan to look back on his five-decade long career. The former EastEnders star speaks candidly about his 52-year marriage to Fawlty Towers actress Prunella Scales, and how her battle with dementia has changed their lives. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 FILM: 300 (2006) Starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham, Dominic West, Vincent Regan, Michael Fassbender. Stylish historical epic retelling the fierce battle at Thermopylae in 481BC. 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Jamie At Home Christmas Special 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 12.45 Channel 4 Racing 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Mercedes and Joe return to Hollyoaks village with a bang, Nancy makes a painful sacrifice for Darren. A shocking discovery causes Cleo’s blood to run cold. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 TFI Friday Entertainment and music show hosted by Chris Evans. Guests include Idris Elba, Martin Freeman, Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott, James Bay, Rita Ora and Sigma. 9.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows as they watch them. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. When stunning Sasha is stood up, an unexpected knight in shining armour is waiting in the wings: waiter Sam. Meanwhile, executive PA Victoria meets sales manager Scott. Following the breakup of an eight-year relationship, Scott’s looking for someone to mend his broken heart. 12.10am That’s So Last Century 1.10 FILM: The Host (2013) 3.15 Four Rooms 4.10 You Deserve This House 5.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Fireman Sam 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 FILM: Hats Off To Christmas (2013) 1.30pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.35 Neighbours 2.05 FILM: Mr Saint Nick (2002) 3.45 FILM: Twelve Trees Of Christmas (2013) 5.30 5 News At 5 6.00 Neighbours After her latest stunt at school, a furious Terese lays down the law with Piper, much to her and Brad’s surprise. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World’s Ultimate Strongest Team 2015 Strongman with a twist! Eight two-man teams from around the world come together at Britannia Stadium in Stoke to battle it out for the world title, and try and break some world records along the way. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series following big rig drivers as they make deliveries across the frozen lakes, rivers and roads of Canada in midwinter. 9.00 The Definitive History Of Star Wars Documentary taking a behindscenes look at how a multi-billion pound movie franchise came to be, including reflections from all those involved in the original films, rare interviews with producers Gary Kurtz and Robert Watts, insights from the Oscar-winning creative team, and countless curious details from a galaxy far far away. 10.00 How Star Wars Changed The World See highlights. 10.55 Greatest Sci-Fi Movies Clip show featuring some of the greatest achievments in science fiction cinema. 12.25am FILM: Alien Hunter (2003) 2.00 SuperCasino 4.00 Kids’ Hospital At Christmas 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm The Last Ship (x2) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Gordonstoun: A Different Class 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Bring The Noise 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am The Force: Manchester

7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.30 Sherlock 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 Rent A Cop 1.15 Josh 1.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 2.30 Asian Provocateur 3.00 Together (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Good Old Days 8.20 Pop Go The Sixties 8.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 9.00 TOTP 2: Boybands 10.00 Rollermania: Britain’s Biggest Boy Band 11.00 I’m In A Boy Band 12.00am TOTP 2: Boybands 1.00 Rollermania: Britain’s Biggest Boy Band 2.00 I’m In A Boy Band

12.25pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! 1.55 Catchphrase 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed At Christmas! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Dark Knight (2008). See highlights. 12.00am FILM: Pitch Black (2000)

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wycliffe 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 On The Buses (x2) 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Cold Blood 12.35am FILM: The Constant Gardener (2005)

4.00pm Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 A To Z 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Rush Hour 3 (2007) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 12.55am Drifters (x2) 2.00 Tripped

11.25am FILM: Thunder Bay (1953) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 The Great Wall Of China: The Hidden Story 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Unknown (2011) 11.15 24 Hours In A&E 12.20am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.15 Grand Designs 2.20 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am The Long Gray Line (1955) 1.45pm Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 4.35 Bride And Prejudice (2004) 6.50 The Rocketeer (1991) 9.00 Legion (2010) 11.00 The Cold Light Of Day (2012) 12.50am Princess Mononoke (1997) 3.45 Close

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SATURDAY 12 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 6.50pm It’s the semi-finals and no one is safe. Even if everyone is sparkly and moving so smoothly and fast it’s like they’ve got roller skates on under those fab gladrags. There are just five couples left, all eager to make it through to next week’s finals. Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman host proceedings.

The X Factor ITV1, 8pm By the time this weekend is over, we will know the winner of this year’s X Factor, which means that tonight will be jam-packed with pull-out-all-the-stops special performances, with guests galore and tensions more taut than a child prodigy with a doctorate. Tonight three will become two, so make sure you vote for your fave.

The Bridge BBC4, 9pm & 10pm Anyone can find a dead body – not just dog walkers. Even burglars, going about their regular work, can find their careers rudely interrupted by the dead. Bit of a jolt for Saga and Henrik, as it’s two dead bodies arranged to reflect the title of another of Freddie Holst’s artworks. Thinking caps on...

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Simply Nigella 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Lewis Hamilton: Making History - F1 2015 Review 2.00 Bargain Hunt 3.00 FILM: Toy Story (1995) 4.15 Final Score 5.15 Celebrity Mastermind 5.45 BBC News 5.55 South East Today 6.00 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special family edition of the general knowledge quiz in which four teams of celebrities, featuring Louis Theroux and Nancy Strang, Michael Underwood and Angellica Bell, Calum Best and Angie Best and Gary Lineker and Harry Lineker. 6.50 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights. 8.30 Casualty Hospital drama. Connie’s determined not to bring her personal life into work, but in doing so she dismisses Jacob’s correct instincts. 9.20 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live including the Lotto and Thunderball draws, hosted by Ore Oduba. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Christmas Special Festive edition of the sitcom about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch and her family. Christmas is just around the corner and Agnes already has her tinsel in a twist. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of the day’s six Premier League matches. 11.40 The Apprentice The eight remaining candidates are tasked with creating a new health food snack to be pitched to three major retailers. 12.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.45 BBC News

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6.05am Race To Super Bowl 50 6.55 FILM: Anything But Christmas (2012) 8.25 FILM: Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan () 10.00 Animal Park 10.30 Kangaroo Dundee 11.00 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers 11.30 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers 12.00pm James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas (x3) 2.15 Len And Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure 3.00 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Football: Euro 2016 Draw 6.30 The Great Pottery Throw Down It is the grand final and the four remaining potters have just three tests left before one is crowned the winner. 7.30 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands Documentary series exploring the wildlife of Japan. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. Captain Mainwaring sets up an observation post in the lighthouse, thus providing ample opportunity for disaster. 9.00 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry muddles through the middle show of the middle series of QI with Aisling Bea, Danny Bhoy, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. 9.45 Top Of The Pops 2: Christmas 2015 Mark Radcliffe returns with another special Christmas edition of Top of the Pops 2, delivering a smorgasbord of festive delights straight from the BBC vaults. 10.45 FILM: The Prestige (2006) Starring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson, David Bowie. Period thriller set in Edwardian London where two rival magicians, partners until a tragic death during a show, feud bitterly after one of them performs the ultimate magic trick. 12.50am FILM: The Winslow Boy (1999)

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.30 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Oddbods 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 Mr Bean 7.50 Mr Bean 8.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 12.30pm News 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 Judge Rinder 2.40 FILM: The Polar Express (2004) 4.30 Doc Martin 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 Catchphrase: Celebrity Special 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts as four celebrities take on the Chaser. Loose Women’s Nadia Sawalha, Emmerdale’s Gemma Atkinson and actors James Cosmo and Jimi Mistry pit their wits against one of the country’s finest quiz brains in the hope of winning thousands of pounds for their chosen charities. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 10.05 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan is joined by comedian John Bishop, while music and chat comes from award-winning singer Ellie Goulding. 11.10 ITV News; Weather 11.30 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Burt Reynolds The star of Deliverance, Boogie Nights and Cannonball Run was for five years the biggest box office star in Hollywood and dated some of Tinseltown’s most glamorous actresses. He opens up about posing nude for Cosmopolitan magazine and how it cost him an Oscar. He also discusses his addiction to prescription drugs and what it was like to be the highest-paid film actor in the world. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am The King Of Queens 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 Anglesey Sandman Triathlon 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.35 Come Dine With Me 6.05 Come Dine With Me 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather Documentary series. 8.00 Grand Designs Property series following householders as they build their own homes. Andy and Nicki Bruce are desperate to live on the River Thames, but worried about the ever-present dangers of flooding. They want to build an amphibious or ‘floating’ house, the first of its kind in the UK. 9.00 FILM: RED 2 (2013) Starring Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Anthony Hopkins, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Mary-Louise Parker. The sequel to the comedy-thriller about a group of retired secret agents. Frank Moses and his team of former CIA operatives have to step back into action when a nuclear bomb goes missing. On their trail is a deadly assassin who has been charged with killing the agents. 11.15 TFI Friday Entertainment and music show hosted by Chris Evans. Guests include Idris Elba, Martin Freeman, Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott, James Bay, Rita Ora and Sigma. 12.20am Adam Hills: Happyism 1.15 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.10 Fargo 3.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.30 River Cottage Bites 5.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.50 1001 Things You Should Know

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Zack And Quack 6.55 Make Way For Noddy 7.05 Paw Patrol 7.20 Little Princess 7.30 Pip Ahoy! 7.50 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.15 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.30 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show 11.30 FILM: Disney’s Santa Who? (2000) 1.20pm FILM: The Perfect Holiday (2007) 3.10 FILM: The Nine Lives Of Christmas (2014) 4.55 FILM: Once Upon A Christmas (2000) 6.35 5 News Weekend 6.40 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. 7.05 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Lincolnshire. 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. The agents encounter a feisty dispute in a takeaway, rent evaders living in potentially lethal conditions, and tenants scammed by a fake landlord. 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of today’s action from the SkyBet Championship, League 1 and League 2, with special guests on hand to give their reaction to all of the big stories from the day. 10.25 The Definitive History Of Star Wars Documentary taking a behind-scenes look at how a multibillion pound movie franchise came to be, including reflections from all those involved in the original films. 11.25 How Star Wars Changed The World Documentary. 12.25am The Gadget Show 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Crackers About Christmas 4.00 Kids’ Hospital At Christmas 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 FILM: 8 Mile (2002) 11.15 Family Guy (x7) 1.50am Josh 2.20 Asian Provocateur 2.50 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 3.00 Together (x2)

7.00pm Empire Of The Seas: How The Navy Forged The Modern World 8.00 Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates And Rogues 9.00 The Bridge III (x2). See highlights. 11.00 Jeff Lynne’s ELO In Concert 12.00am Mr Blue Sky: The Story Of Jeff Lynne And ELO 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.40 Rollermania

2.40pm Scorpion 3.35 You’ve Been Framed! 4.35 Take Me Out Celebrity Christmas Special 5.45 FILM: Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium (2007) 7.40 FILM: Back To The Future Part III (1990) 10.05 The Xtra Factor 11.05 Celebrity Juice Christmas Special 12.05am Release The Hounds: Jingle Hell II

6.45am Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.40 Clash Of The Santas 10.40 Wycliffe 11.50 Rosemary And Thyme 12.50pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.55 A Touch Of Frost 4.55 Columbo: Last Salute To The Commodore 7.00 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Lewis 12.05am A Touch Of Frost

10.00am The Goldbergs (x2) 11.00 Made In Chelsea 12.00pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.05 Melissa And Joey (x2) 3.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 4.00 FILM: City Of Ember (2008) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Paul (2011) 11.05 Gogglebox (x2) 1.15am The Inbetweeners (x2) 2.20 The IT Crowd

10.50am FILM: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969) 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 Gordon Ramsay’s Festive Home Cooking 4.40 Grand Designs 5.50 100 Greatest Toys With Jonathan Ross 9.00 It Was Alright In The 1970s 10.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 12.15am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell

11.00am The Virgin Queen (1955) 1.00pm The Dark Crystal (1982) 2.50 The Rugrats Movie (1998) 4.25 Earthquake (1974) 6.50 Field Of Dreams (1989) 9.00 Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) 11.10 Shutter Island (2010) 1.35am The Keep (1983) 3.35 Close

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SUNDAY 13 The X Factor Results ITV1, 8pm OMG! Two hours’ worth of fireworks, performances, tension, special guests, and the sparkly kitchen sink at the SSE Arena in Wembley to find this year’s winner. There’s a record contract in it for them – which is not to say that the runner up won’t get one too, but let’s not focus on that. Exciting!

The Hunt BBC1, 9pm It’s the last in the series – a bit of a theme for tonight – but the most precious for it. Sir David Attenborough narrates as the incredible pictures tell the stories of some of the world’s top predators, and meeting some of the scientists fighting to save them. Seems some people aren’t so good at conservation. Boo!

Blood And Gold: The Making Of Spain With Simon Sebag Montefiore BBC4, 7pm Spain’s been around for ages! Simon Sebag Montifiore kicks off this three-part series to reveal the 2,000 year story of Spain, starting with its emergence as the battleground of empires and its golden age under the Cordoba Caliphate. Yonks ago.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 Sussex Sports Awards 2015 3.00 Doorstep History 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith & Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Long Lost Shows Show Nostalgia from the golden years of British TV. 7.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 9.00 FilmFest On TV Join Jessica Kellgren-Hayes as she interviews the producers behind Anomaly Cinema. We also watch the documentaries Late Night Lingerie and Next Level. 11.00 Reverb Live Live music direct from Straford Upon Avon College. 11.30 Reverb Live 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Dee Kelly Asks 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Reverb Live 5.30 Reverb Live

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6.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Fern Britton Meets... Lord Ashdown 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Saving The Forgotten Jews 1.45 Lifeline 1.55 Flog It! 2.45 FILM: Toy Story 2 (1999) 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 The Hunt 5.50 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.20 Countryfile Ellie Harrison and Matt Baker are in the Peaks in Derbyshire. 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman welcome you to the big one - it’s the Results Show which reveals the four couples that will reach the Grand Final of Strictly Come Dancing. The judges’ scores and public votes have been combined and the two couples with the lowest score will dance off against each other, before five couples become four. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow makes a return visit to Balmoral. Fiona Bruce enjoys the chance to drive a Land Rover originally acquired by the royal household in 1953. Two pieces of valuable glass turn out to have had lucky escapes, as Andy McConnell marvels at a bottle from the 1740s that survived being dug up by a mechanical digger and Eric Knowles admires a 1920s Lalique vase mistaken for a doorstop. 9.00 The Hunt See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day’s three Premier League matches. 11.40 Citizen Khan Sitcom. 12.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.15 BBC News

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6.00am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 6.45 Big Dreams Small Spaces 7.45 Countryfile 8.45 An Island Parish: Falklands 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 FILM: Jason And The Argonauts (1963) 2.45 Family Finders 3.15 Escape To The Continent 4.15 Athletics: European Cross Country Highlights 5.20 FILM: Nativity! (2009) 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip This edition of the celebrity antiques challenge pits celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott against presenter and journalist Anne Diamond. 8.00 Horizon Tim Peake Special: How To Be An Astronaut Unique behind-the-scenes look at Tim Peake as he prepares to become Britain’s first astronaut on board the International Space Station. 9.00 The Secret History Of The British Garden Monty Don explores the fascinating history and evolution of the British garden in this four-part series. Monty concludes his journey through Britain’s gardening heritage by looking at how the nation’s gardens have evolved over the last hundred years. 10.00 Professor Green: Suicide And Me UK rapper Professor Green, aka Stephen Manderson, takes an intensely personal journey to uncover the truth behind the suicide of his father seven years ago. 11.00 FILM: Seven Years In Tibet (1997) Starring Brad Pitt, David Thewlis, BD Wong, Mako. Drama based on the true story of Austrian mountaineer Heinrich Harrer, whose attempt to scale a Himalayan peak is interrupted by the Second World War. 1.10am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.05 Sign Zone: Holby City 3.05 Sign Zone: James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.30 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Oddbods 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 Mr Bean (x2) 8.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 8.25 Oddbods 8.30 Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload 9.00 Jessie 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 12.30pm News 12.40 FILM: Evil Under The Sun (1982) 3.00 The X Factor 5.00 FILM: The Scorpion King (2002) 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Jekyll And Hyde Fantasy drama series based on the classic Robert Louis Stephenson story, set in 1930s London. Robert and Ravi race against time to find the parasiteinfected Jack but, when things take a turn for the worse, Robert devises a way to free himself from the MIO for good. 8.00 The X Factor Results See highlights. 10.00 The World According To Kenny Everett A look back at the work of pioneering DJ and comic genius Kenny Everett, combining classic moments from his hugely successful TV career with rare and revealing personal archive footage and contributions from those closest to the enigmatic star. Some of the biggest names in entertainment such as Chris Tarrant, Billy Connolly, Barry Cryer, Paul Gambaccini, Dave Cash and Queen drummer Roger Taylor - share their stories about the notoriously shy man that had the nation laughing with legendary characters such as Cupid Stunt, Captain Kremmen, Sid Snot and Marcel Wave. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 The Chase Quiz show. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am The King Of Queens 6.40 Asics Beat The Sun 2015 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 FILM: Marley And Me (2008) 5.20 FILM: Aladdin (1992) 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Britain’s Wildest Weather 2015 Documentary which provides a raw, unmediated look at the most extreme weather to hit Britain in 2015. Meet the heroic Brits, including tanker pilots and mountain rescue teams, who filmed themselves as they faced freak hailstorms, 113mph winds and deadly lightning strikes. 9.00 Homeland US drama series. Allison is interrogated while Carrie and Astrid search for Quinn. 10.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows as they watch them. 11.05 FILM: Mama (2013) Starring Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj CosterWaldau, Javier Botet, Megan Charpentier, Isabelle Nelisse, Daniel Kash, Jane Moffat, Morgan McGarry, David Fox, Dominic Cuzzocrea, Matthew Edison, Hannah Cheesman, Elva Hoover and Pamela Susan Farrauto. Creepy atmospheric horror executive produced by Guillermo del Toro. A failed banker travels to a remote cabin to end it all and take his young daughters with him. But before he can pull the trigger, he is hauled into the shadows by a mysterious, murderous creature. 12.55am Grand Designs Australia 1.45 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.05 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.40 Little Princess 8.00 Pip Ahoy! 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Wanda And The Alien 9.05 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.20 Jelly Jamm 9.40 LazyTown 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Football League Tonight 12.00pm Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 12.35 FILM: The Christmas Shepherd (2014) 2.20 FILM: Meet The Santas (2005) 4.05 FILM: Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle In Manhattan (2010) 6.00 FILM: A Country Christmas Story (2013) Starring Desiree Ross, Megyn Price, Dolly Parton and Mary Kay Place. Uplifting festive drama following a teenage girl from a small Appalachian town who sings in the church choir and dreams about becoming a country music star. 7.35 FILM: Scrooge (1970) Starring Albert Finney, Edith Evans, Kenneth More, Alec Guinness, Laurence Naismith, Michael Medwin, David Collings, Anton Rodgers, Suzanne Neve, Gordon Jackson, Roy Kinnear, Geoffrey Bayldon and Molly Weir. Musical adaptation of Dickens’s classic story, A Christmas Carol. 9.55 5 News Weekend 10.00 FILM: The Blind Side (2009) Starring Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Quinton Aaron, Kathy Bates, Jae Head, Lily Collins, Ray McKinnon, Kim Dickens. Drama telling the true ragsto-riches story of American footballer Michael Oher. When a rich Tennessee mother takes a boy from a broken home under her wing, she helps him overcome his impoverished background and inspires him to fulfil his dream of being a professional footballer. 12.30am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Danger: Teen Bingers 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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11.00am WWE: Raw 12.00pm Bring The Noise 1.00 Futurama (x3) 2.30 Modern Family (x5) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Muppets 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 Road Wars (x2) 1.00am Live: NFL

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Enemy Of The State (1998) 11.05 Family Guy 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Josh 1.00 Rent A Cop 1.30 Siblings 2.00 Siblings 2.30 Siblings 3.00 Together 3.30 Together

7.00pm Blood And Gold: The Making Of Spain With Simon Sebag Montefiore. See highlights. 8.00 Ballrooms And Ballerinas: Dance At The BBC 9.00 Dance Rebels: A Story Of Modern Dance 10.30 FILM: Easy Money 2 (2012) 12.05am Russia’s Toughest Prison: The Condemned

11.15am The X Factor 1.20pm The Xtra Factor 2.20 Merry Christmas Mr Bean 2.55 FILM: Ella Enchanted (2004) 4.50 Catchphrase: Christmas Special 5.50 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 8.00 FILM: The Nutty Professor (1996) 10.00 The Xtra Factor 11.00 FILM: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) 12.50am Viral Tap

8.50am Heartbeat (x2) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 12.55pm Columbo: Last Salute To The Commodore 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.55 Midsomer Murders 7.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Midsomer Murders 12.05am FILM: Murder On The Orient Express (1974) 2.25 Wycliffe

12.30pm FILM: Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 2.35 Rude(ish) Tube 3.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 6.30 FILM: Twilight (2008) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 10.30 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.35 The IT Crowd Special 12.40am First Dates

1.10pm Jamie’s Super Food 1.40 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (x2) 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me Christmas (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather 10.00 Snowstorm: Britain’s Big Freeze 11.05 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell

11.00am Love Story (1970) 1.00pm Pom Poko (1994) 3.35 King Kong (1976) 6.25 A Knight’s Tale (2001) 9.00 Taken 2 (2012) 10.50 Repo Men (2010) 1.00am Copycat (1995) 3.30 Close

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MONDAY 14 Simply Nigella: Christmas Special BBC2, 8pm A week and a half until Christmas, so clearly the perfect time to start your cooking, marinading and soaking, as well as clearing space in your larder (aka gas cupboard, but we can’t all afford a room for our food) for the delights Nigella is now helping you to whip up. Yum!

Our Guy In Latvia Channel 4, 9pm Motorcycle enthusiast Guy Martin travels to the Baltics to find out the truth about his Latvian grandfather who died nine years ago. It’s quite a tale, involving prisoner of war camps, daring escapes, and the constant threat of death and deportation. He also meets the relatives he never knew. No, you’re crying!

Scream Queens E4, 10pm You know how if you have a nemesis and really start to spend some time with them – they’re really not that different from you, deep down. Or so Grace finds when she enlists the help of Chanel to learn more about the sorority’s past. Growing and learning? Bah! Dean Munsch is on the Red Devil’s hit list. Run!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Growing Concerns 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Growing Concerns 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 Get Up And Go 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss the week's stories in the press. 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food from recipes handed down by their parents. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle continues his culinary tour of great food destinations in the north-east. 10.00 Northern Cuisine 10.30 Latest News 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Newspapers 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Northern Cuisine (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 On The Verge

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation Meet The Street 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Oxford Street Revealed 11.45 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.40 James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 4.25 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money by using fakes, forgeries and frauds. 8.00 EastEnders More drama from Albert Square. 8.30 Can You Stop My Multiple Sclerosis? An investigative report on current affairs. One hundred thousand people in the UK have multiple sclerosis, an incurable condition that can result in permanent disability. Panorama has exclusive access to patients pioneering a crossover cancer treatment that has enabled some MS sufferers with paralysis to regain their movement. 9.00 Crimewatch Featuring the latest crime investigations, news and appeals. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update The team is back live with the latest developments on the cases. 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.00am Oxford Street Revealed 6.45 Family Finders 7.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Caught Red Handed 8.45 Thief Trackers 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Pressure Pad 2.30 The Great British Bake Off 3.30 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 4.00 The World’s Most Photographed: John F Kennedy 4.30 Wogan: The Best Of 5.15 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball starts the countdown to the Strictly final. 7.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Christmas Favourites In this twopart series, Mary Berry draws on her wealth of cookery know-how and shares a selection of her absolute favourite Christmas recipes. 7.30 Only Connect Quiz show. 8.00 Simply Nigella: Christmas Special See highlights. 9.00 Back In Time For Christmas It really will be Christmas every day as the Robshaw family, stars of BBC2’s Back in Time for Dinner, time-travel through six decades of festive nostalgia. A wartime Christmas has the Robshaws embracing the ‘make do and mend’ spirit. 10.00 Live At The Apollo Russell Kane is the host, introducing the star of E4’s Man Down Roisin Conaty and the unique Nick Helm. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Horizon Tim Peake Special: How To Be An Astronaut Unique behind-the-scenes look at Tim Peake as he prepares to become Britain’s first astronaut on board the International Space Station. 12.15am Sign Zone: The Apprentice 1.15 Sign Zone: James Martin: Home Comforts At Christmas 2.00 Sign Zone: The Great Pottery Throw Down

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Jai promises a fresh start. 7.30 Coronation Street Sarah faces a tough decision. Johnny confesses his dilemma to a stunned Liz. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan offer more money-saving tips, including all the last minute Christmas deals, and a return to the unique Festive Deals Forecaster. 8.30 Coronation Street David is horrified by Sarah’s news. Will Tracy come clean about visiting Rob? 9.00 Las Vegas With Trevor McDonald Second of a two-part documentary in which Trevor McDonald explores the city of Las Vegas, meeting some of the 1.3 million inhabitants whose lives play out in the shadow of the Strip. In the second episode, Trevor tracks down Andrew Didonato, a former New York mobster who is now in hiding and about to quit town for a new life. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The Nation’s Favourite Beatles Number One Special programme celebrating the classic chart-topping songs of the most successful band in history, counting down the results of an exclusive poll. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Jamie’s Cracking Christmas 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 1.05 Come Dine With Me Comedians Christmas Special 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Reenie and Porsche encourage Cleo to do the right thing, but will she crumble under the pressure? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 How The Monarchy Can Make You Millions: Channel 4 Dispatches Current affairs series. Antony Barnett investigates the system that grants royal warrants and asks whether some royal warrant holders are falling below the quality mark. 8.30 Supershoppers Do Christmas Consumer programme hosted by Andi Osho and Anna Richardson who reveal the inside scoop on Britain’s biggest brands and retailers in time for your Christmas shop. 9.00 Our Guy In Latvia See highlights. 10.00 Fargo Second series of the US crime drama, set 30 years before the events of the first. Peggy and Ed agree to follow through with their plan at the Motor Motel, Lou faces jurisdictional politics, and Hanzee reports back to the Gerhardts. 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. 12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.55 The Undateables 1.55 FILM: Anton Corbijn, Inside Out (2012) 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.15 You Deserve This House 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 Christmas With The Wright Stuff 11.45 FILM: A Perfect Christmas (2012) 1.30pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.35 Neighbours 2.05 FILM: Angels And Ornaments (2014) 3.45 FILM: The Christmas Switch (2014) 5.30 5 News At 5 6.00 Neighbours Josh is evasive when Amber asks him what has been troubling him, and is visibly disturbed when he finds out that Aaron is searching for the culprit who ran Paul and Steph off the road. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Lincolnshire. 8.00 Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The pranksters take jobs at a garden centre, pose as deli employees and try their luck as CPR instructors. 8.30 Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as puppy salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant and teach golf. 9.00 Benefits: Life On The Dole Documentary about people living on benefits in Portsmouth. Chris lives at home with his dad, his collection of energy drink cans and his moped. He is looking for work, but claims that there are more shops closing down than opening up. 10.00 The Best Of Bad TV: The 70s Documentary series takes viewers back to enjoy some terrible television. 12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Meet The Psychopaths 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x5) 3.00pm About A Boy (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Trollied (x2) 10.00 Bring The Noise 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am The Force: Manchester 2.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Reggie Yates’ Extreme UK: Men At War 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Bad Education 11.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.45 Family Guy (x2) 12.30am Reggie Yates’ Extreme UK: Men At War 1.25 Siblings (x3) 2.55 Reggie Yates’ Extreme UK: Men At War

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain (x2) 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 Inside Einstein’s Mind: The Enigma Of Space And Time 10.00 Atlantis: The Evidence - A Timewatch Special 11.00 Cleopatra: A Timewatch Guide 12.00am Empire Of The Seas: How The Navy Forged The Modern World

12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street (x2) 2.00 Catchphrase 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (2) 9.00 FILM: American Pie: The Wedding (2003) 11.00 FILM: Pitch Black (2000) 1.10am Two And A Half Men 1.30 Scorpion

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 On The Buses (x2) 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Kindness Of Strangers 12.35am Wild At Heart

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 A To Z 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Scream Queens. See highlights. 11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 1.10am Rude Tube

11.50am FILM: An Inspector Calls (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas 10.00 Guy Martin’s Spitfire 11.40 My Daughter The Teenage Nudist 12.45am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.40 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas

11.00am Hanover Street (1979) 1.10pm The Quiet Man (1952) 3.45 The Longest Day (1962) 7.15 Men In Black II (2002) 9.00 Men In Black 3 (2012) 11.10 Lawless (2012) 1.25am Suzanne (2013) 3.25 Close