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t’s January. Traditional time of the Blues, the Doldrums and occasional visitation rights of Old Cross Patch. Christmas went with a bang, then New Year’s arrived hot on its tail, after that weird time when you go back to work for a couple of days but it doesn’t really feel like work so you walk around in a dopey left-overmince-pie daze. And then it
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becomes ‘now’. And the mince pies have worn off but the chill is still in the air. I find that changes in mood creep up without me noticing. Living alone, there aren’t so many people about to tell me I’m being very quiet or boisterous, and when I’m in the middle of the moment it’s a rarity to stop to name the mood. Or it was. For the last year I’ve been noticing my ‘tells’. You know, like in poker but to determine my
As always Ross has lots of stuff backing up in his head and it's time to let it all out. Famed for his super quick freewheeling style and highly imaginative flights of fancy, a Ross Noble show is always an unmissable event. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8 & 9 December 2016, £26, brightondome.org
mood. Just to get a rating on it, it’s not like I don’t know if I’m happy or cheesed off. But it’s those quiet moods on my own that I think it’s worth keeping track of. For instance, I know I’m in an outgoing place when I make up songs about what I’m cooking, as I’m cooking it, including pointing out what a numpty I am when I forget a bit. It’s joyful and spontaneous. It’s silly and playfully self-indulgent – but as no one else is there I see no problem in letting my inner child run riot with a melody. Equally, I might suddenly realise that I haven’t said a word to anyone over an entire weekend. Not even to myself. Note to self that I’m in a contemplative place but it might be an idea to maybe see a pal or two and break up my routine a little. Especially if it’s dark and oppressive outside and those very pals might be feeling a little isolated in this most moralestripping of seasons. All I’m saying is look out for each other and look out for yourself. Sometimes the biggest ‘tells’ are the ones you never realised you had.
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The Commitments is a fantastically feel good celebration of soul. Direct from a phenomenally successful, record breaking two year run in London’s West End, The Commitments is based on the BAFTA award-winning film classic. Theatre Royal Brighton, 2–7January 2017, £12/10, www.atgtickets.com/venues/ theatre-royal-brighton/
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thelatest.tv with an interesting video or a really good song that will enhance the mix of genres within a certain episode. On The Verge is always looking for new artists and videos but they are surprisingly hard to find, I spend many hours searching through bands and artists on Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and when I do find something suitable that I like (and think the viewer will too!), I then have to n The Verge On The Verge is always began in looking for new artists and March 2015 and has just started videos season two this January. track down the artists so I can get watch, especially with the Throughout the shows we have the information from them to run information which runs along the seen some amazing Brightonunder the videos. Often artists will bottom of the screen informing based talent including pop duo want their videos played but will Kitten and The Hip, which is made the viewers of how they made the not get back to me with the videos and any problems they ran up of Ashley Slater (The Hip) and information, which can be very into. Scarlett Quinn (Kitten), who frustrating because some great We mostly show local Brightonactually appeared on last year’s X videos go un-played! So if you based videos and it’s always fun to Factor. We also have new videos have an interesting song or a fun see Brighton locations in music this year from the likes of Stash video please send them to videos! But we also have artists Sounds who has been in the Onthevergemusicvideos@gmail.c from all over the UK and even one industry for over a decade and om and we will try to get you on band from America, Ill-iteracy, performed at The Apollo Theatre the show. who are hip-hop artists who in Harlem, NYC. Rum Committee Season two kicked off last week also have a few songs on the show, contacted me through Twitter and with a newcomer, Stash Sounds, they have a new video coming out both as a group and as separate who has been in the business for soon so watch this space! artists. They are well known in decades but is about to release a On The Verge also shows Brighton for the great hip-hop completely new album! We also tracks they produce and hopefully original and interesting videos have one of my favourites, from established acts such as Lily there will be many more videos Running Punch, and their brilliant Allen, Rizzle Kicks and Fatboy Slim from them coming soon. letter to an ex-girlfriend, as well as alongside some classics by the The great thing about more from the great hip-hop artist likes of The Beatles and The Kinks. showcasing relatively unknown OMG and electronic band Stoltz. With such eclectic stylings, On The artists is seeing the inventive way This week there will be more Verge has something for everyone. they make their music videos, from Stash Sounds plus his often on a very small budget. They We like to mix a well-known artist signing, Missperception, who has in here and there but always one are always the most interesting to been producing music in different underground genres for 11 years. We also have some classic The Cure, techno fun with Tenek and a little bit of summer for our rainy January with the Escapades. I hope you enjoy the show! You can catch On The Verge at 11pm Wednesdays, Friday at 9.30pm and Saturdays at 2am for all those coming in after a night out! There is also a YouTube channel for On The Verge, which has just started and allows you to watch old episodes online.
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igh culture can be found in the most unusual of places, and can be created in the most unusual of ways. Look up at a church spire and you’ve got it there – both figuratively and literally! But sometimes it’s worth looking for the diamonds in the dirt. This week Cambridge TV takes a look at a work of art that’s survived years of destruction and reformation, even surviving the English Civil War. (Yes, we had one of those too, it isn’t just a thing that happens elsewhere). How does something so delicate remain so enduring? Good job the team were on hand to find out, as the surface dirt and grime is stripped away with an ingenious solution for keeping this stunning religious painting under wraps. Meanwhile, in London they’re discovering art of a very different kind – and it’s a sight you might want to have finished your dinner before you tuck into. Remember ‘fatbergs’? You know, masses of fat blocking the sewers of the cities? Well, if they’re going to be there they may as well be beautiful, which is what some ingenious artist thought when they started sculpting them into something completely different. Bet you didn’t see that coming! And if you prefer your art to be
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thelatest.tv a little more conventional, don’t miss Liverpool’s special exhibition of Henri Matisse’s most famous abstract – The Snail. On show at the Tate Liverpool, this classic work of art comes under the deep scrutiny of the Bay TV team. Fortunate ones. However, the arts are not simply the preserve of the privileged – thanks to an incredible national initiative that comes into focus in Manchester. Streetwise Opera is remarkable – giving homeless and vulnerable people the chance to sing in operas. With so much stripped away, food banks on the rise, and the bare bones of so many people’s lives showing through, this opportunity is an escape into the culture so long seen as primarily for the elite. Not only this, but there’s also NVTV in Belfast’s serious consideration as to what actually constitutes ‘home’, Edinburgh’s incredible Sindy doll collection – a doll for all seasons and then some! – plus how exactly German shepherds and other breeds of dogs go through in their training to become police dogs in Glasgow. And of course lots more. So tune in and clue in to what’s going on all over this marvellous country. Digital Nation, 8.30pm, Tuesday 12 January
Alabama Shakes, and stop on by with Jamie XX en route. You’re welcome. BWC British Wrestling Weekly, Sunday 17 January, 2pm Kick back that Sunday feeling and get your ‘grrr!’ on with these men in tights, leotards, trenchcoats and outfits to be thrown around a square ring in.
Get Up And Go, Tuesday 12 January, 7pm Keep that New Year’s fitness resolution going with some drum’n’bass beats and Emma’s workout inspiration. Get those arms and legs in shape with ‘windscreen wipes’, ‘fiddlydiddly heels’, ‘rollerballs’ and ‘windmills’ – or even meet Emma halfway with the low impact variations. Feel the burn!
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two faces in profile? – ever noticed, sometimes what isn’t there gives as much of a picture as what is. This week Wesley Smith looks at pop music on television, including the 500-plus episodes of Top Of The Pops that have been wiped. Plus the panel debate regional coverage of pop (those early years of the greats!), and Gary Jordan talks about his involvement with Slade and glam rock.
Dee Kelly Asks, Wednesday 13 January, 8.30pm Dee Kelly (Benefits Street, Celebrity Big Brother) hits the streets of Birmingham to find out what the grassroots really think about the complicated issue of immigration. Join her as she talks to the public and finds out which way the wind is blowing in her neck of the woods.
Brighton Album Chart Show, Saturday 16 January, 5.30pm Feel like 2015 has gone by in a blur musically? Not to worry. Juice 107.2’s Tony Marks presents an end-of-year round up from the recently extended Resident Records of the top ten bestselling albums of the year. Know your Joanna Newsom from your
You Make It We Show It, Thursday 14 January, 7pm Find out the word on the street – on your street – as well as the sounds of the corner and pictures of them next door but one. Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton host our gallery of films made by you, the great Brighton public. This week feast on the treat that is ‘The Dustin MacBride Face Mattress’ to avoid accidents with mobile phones, a cheeky short story in verse about ‘Alice’, as well as lots more.
Make sure every last bit of stress leaves you as you shout at the screen to “get him!”. You know it makes sense. International Chef Exchange, Monday 18 January, 9.30pm Andrew Kay will not stop in his pursuit of the best international cuisine for you to salivate over – whilst also reminding us we’ve got some stonking great chefs on our very doorsteps. This week the acclaimed Swedish chef Christofer ‘Kock’N’Roll’ Johansson – in picturesque Lidköping – exchanges places with fine dining chefs Jimmy Gray and Jeremy Ashpool from award-winning Jeremy’s at Borde Hill Restaurant. Yum!
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MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS y name is Andrew Kay and I’m a Macaholic. Yes like so many of my friends I have a passion for Apple Macintosh in all its shiny, sleek and frankly sexy guises. I was dismayed to see that Mike Ward had dissed the Apple Watch, then heartened when he relented and went and bought another one. I waited a while before getting mine, finally bought the inappropriately named Sports model (well there’s nothing sporty about it or about me) – and I love it. Detractors mock, but I am enjoying the things that it does, even the gentle nagging taps telling me to stand up. I have just upgraded to the iPad Pro too and my word it was love at first byte – the memory, the screen, the keyboard (an extra indulgence) and the Apple Pencil, well I had to have that as I have not touched a mouse in over a decade thanks to those clever people at Wacom who have saved me from “mouse claw”. The hardware Apple designs makes me smile. So too does the soft stuff and my latest love affair is Apple Music. As a music lover I have, over the years, spent an extraordinary amount of money of vinyl, CDs and most recently downloads. I don’t resent a penny of it, music has given me so much pleasure. When Apple Music launched I took advantage of the free trial period, why not I thought? I can always cancel it if I don’t like it. It took a few days for me to get to grips with it, not that it’s complex, I’m just slowing down with age. Now I am loving every minute of it, and why? Well for less than £10 a month I have access to a huge wealth of music of all kinds. So is it a bargain? Well I think so, I reckon that my spend on music has been more than halved for an average month and in some months more than quartered.
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there are several recordings of the same work. Well of course I have to listen to them all, one after the other, to make comparisons. I get even geekier if I look for a particular aria and find a clutch of recordings by different singers. I listen to the same song over and over. This really is geeky – but such fun, try it. On top of this I listen to music that I once loved and how strange it is to do that and realise how we tag music to memories, how relistening can take you back years and years. I was in a bit of a Bowie mood the other day, having watched the video for Darkstar, and searched for John I’m Only Dancing. A few bars into the song and I was transported back to a disco (yes I am old enough to remember that they were called that before they became clubs). It was in a venue in Guernsey that by day was a beach cafe and at that time the single was in the charts, as was Hawkwind’s Silver Machine. Of course I had to listen to that too and the memories of that summer holiday with school friends, long lost, came crashing in around me. That summer will forever be those two songs. Strangely enough the very same day as I listened to these tracks I heard that bass playing Legend Lemmy had died. Lemmy sang lead on Silver Machine and given his lifestyle of excess he’d had, I guess, a fairly good innings. Once your memory is nudged in this way pieces of music seem to come tagged to memories. Some are good, some less so. It’s Raining Men will always conjure dancing in a pub in Wimbledon Village, You Can Ring My Bell walking down Kings Road in Chelsea on the day I graduated and Bingo Bingo I’m in Love sat on a tiny boat heading into choppy waters off Tenby.
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Above all Apple music has done two quite marvelous things for me and one has unleashed my inner geek. Yes I’m a music geek. When I settle down to work I turn on the TV and the Apple TV, did I mention I have that as well? Well I use the two to access my music these days and my smart speakers are now connected to that set up for maximum listening pleasure. Next I decide on what I would like to listen to. If I am writing as I am now, it has to be instrumental, or if there are words then they have to be in a foreign language. Foreign does not clutter the writing bits of my brain. If the work I am doing is visual I can manage lyrics in English. But for the most part I like to settle down and listen to a whole opera or a set of symphonies as I work, I find it relaxing and often inspiring. I get geeky at this point as I often find when searching that channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
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The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
MADE IN CHELSEA SEASON 10 FINALE
o how did the end of the series pan out for the Chelsea massive? Well... In the final episode of season 10, Mark Francis and Victoria are deconstructing the hardships of the festive season. For example, the effort one has to go to to lift a flute (champagne, not instrumental). Jess joins them, dressed like Ellen DeGeneres. They discuss the argument that happened at the Christmas dinner party, at which Toff shed salty, Christmastime tears. Mark Francis suggests Toff just talk to the hand (and his answerphone) and then declares that he is more powerful than God, our saviour on high. Steph lets her four dogs sleep with her in LA. That’s weird. She also doesn’t know what an owl is. Tiff is explaining the story of how Sam declared his love for her, which involved an owl. “An owl? Like a bird?” asks Steph. No, Steph, like a fish. At church, someone’s singing ‘In the bleak mid-winter’ to symbolise the state of Mytton and Nicola’s relationship. You basically half expect a funeral pyre to start being built by the altar. Sam’s pouring hot mulled Steph wine into glasses, which always worries me lest the doesn’t wine glasses burst into a know what an thousand shards and take owl is an eye out. Wheeze asks Sam if he has cheated on Tiff. Sam says no, but that he did kiss someone in Nottingham (the sheriff perhaps?). Rosie is wearing a black veil for her walk in the park with Jamie, like Lady Death. Giant chess! Binky breaks a giant pawn. The game consequently ends. Wheeze announces that Alik is coming over for the fake new year’s party and that she doesn’t want to move to the states with him. Meanwhile, across the pond we are introduced to Mitch! AKA the Lord of All Things Leather. Mitch is basically Alik but with a cigar and a neckerchief. Jamie’s throwing a party at Warwick Castle. It is, of course, masked. JP has been given a red Ferrari to arrive in, just for the hell of it. He is also wearing a sort of feline mask, which looks a bit like he grabbed it out of the post-Halloween bargain bin at Wilko. Alik asks why the hell he and Binky haven’t said I love you yet. JP retaliates by asking why the hell Wheeze hasn’t moved to New York yet. Nothing like a lack of commitment to see in the new year. JP then quietly tells Binky that he could love her. He doesn’t, but he could. Mytton breaks up with Nicola, but has the sense to remove his mask for this particular serious discussion. She doesn’t unfortunately and keeps hers on. Then she exits the castle down a windswept stone tunnel like Anne de Beauchamp, 15th Countess of Warwick on her way to the gallows. Alik tells Wheeze that Mitch hates her. Sam tells Tiff that he kissed the sheriff of Nottingham. Mark Francis lets Toff talk to his face, rather than his answerphone. Andrew Bullock is a producer, presenter and writer. You can read more at www.drewjbullock.wordpress.com
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The Chilli Pickle Canteen The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
Chaula’s Lewes Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
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A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444
ITALIAN Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
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Dr Caroline Oprandi keeping you up to date with science & technology at PACA e started off our astronomy topic with an astronaut visiting the school, Ken Bowersox, who had been to the International Space Station (ISS) five times and was commander of the mission to fix the Hubble Space Telescope. We then ended the topic by watching Tim Peakes launch into space and successfully arrive at the International Space Station, the first Briton to visit the ISS. Since NASA's shuttle programme ceased four years ago, all ISS crew spend several months training at Star city in Moscow, where Russian cosmonauts have trained for over 50 years, and are launched in a Soyuz (Russian space shuttle). One of our students asked the astronaut Ken if The model of he spoke Russian and Ken kindly ‘reciprocal replied with a few altruism’ is a words in Russian. better fit for a Tim Peakes said that learning global society Russian was the hardest part of training to become an astronaut. When Ken was at our school he gave a very powerful message to the pupils about “earth” being home and that world peace is possible. However, moving back down to earth... we have been very busy in our STEM afterschool club making jewellery for the charity Crossover. Crossover’s mission is to relieve the poverty, hardship and distress among the homeless, the street community and the poor within and around the City of Brighton and Hove. Crossover have a charity shop at 82 Preston Road and PACA’s STEM club have donated their hand made jewellery to the shop. Thank you for the extra help from Miss Norris, Miss I’Anson, Mr Rotherman (3D printing guru!) and Mr Flynn. Social Enterprise is a very important topic for me and I extensively researched this area when I was a postdoc researcher working at the Science and Technology Policy Research Unit (SPRU) at the University of Sussex. Engaging with this type of activity helps the pupils to understand that rating the success of a business based purely on your bottom line of profit is not the full picture. We have to also implement the measure where we assess the triple bottom line. This is where you take into account not only net profit, but also measures of your company’s impact on both the environment and society. As humans we are programmed to have compassion and to “crossover” to help those in need. The current model of “survival of the fittest” and the “race to the top” doesn’t actually work that well for a global society that is getting far better connected. The model of “reciprocal altruism” is a much better fit. Portslade Aldridge Community Academy (PACA) is a college offering sixth form, 11-16 years, youth centre, adult learning, community education, sports centre and pre-school. Find out more at www.paca.uk.com
xciting times at Arty towers. We’re just starting work on the 2016 edition of our annual art book, and as well as showcasing the ongoing evolution – and some surprising changes of style – of all our favourite local creatives, we’re encountering some exciting new names along the way. Such as sculptor and ceramicist Julie Snowball. She lives in Normans Bay, in an elevated property that is located in splendid isolation with breathtaking views over the Weald, where the gentle undulating line of the South Downs meets the sea at Beachy Head. It’s clearly a stimulating and beautiful environment to work. For more than 25 years, this artist has found immense reward from her fascination and experimentation with clay. Her current work is figurative and expressed in the Antique form of blue angels and nomadic ladies. Julie’s angels lace and are hand-coiled and textured, woven textiles paying tribute to the uninterrupted skyline and the emphasise surface rolling South Downs. The angels are sprayed with a blue texture glaze to emphasise the heavenly blue skies. The nomadic ladies have been inspired by the work of Gustav Klimt – particularly for his unique deployment of colour and pattern. All kinds of materials are pressed into the clay, such as antique lace, shells and woven textiles to create and emphasise surface texture. While ceramics are at the heart of Julie’s practice, she also explores different mediums and techniques in order to develop her ideas. Constantly challenging herself and working to evolve her work, knowing this part of the artistic process results in a more successful outcome and development. Julie is a member of the Chalk Gallery artists’ collective, so if you want to see more – or even meet her in person – hot foot it to Lewes. And if you’d like to be part of Art in Brighton 2016 just get in touch to find out more. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty
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BLOOMING DELICIOUS KIKI’S KITCHEN AND FLOWER SHOP OPENED THEIR DOORS LAST WEEK WITH A NEW VIBRANT LOOK he atmosphere in the cafe is relaxed, warm and simple. The bar and kitchen where the food and drinks are prepared is a fabulous piece of aged wood, formerly part of one of Brighton beach’s groynes. There is space for the cut flower arranging and a carefully sourced selection on homewares from around the world. In what has always been an amazing sunny location on the east side of Palmeira Square, Hove, Kiki’s Kitchen offers simple, healthy
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fresh lunches such as slow cooked Vietnamese beef with rice or grilled haloumi salad, all at really reasonable prices. The lunch boxes special is just £5. Once the evenings get lighter they will be opening later and later – perfect for an after-work glass of wine. As the kitchen and cafe are now up and running, the owner Fi will focus on getting the flower side of the business up and running. She particularly loves sharing her passion for flowers and will be expanding her flower school to new students with flower arranging courses and DIY wedding days to help brides and their helpers do their own affordable wedding flowers. The details of the courses, cafe menus and other news is available on www.kikisflowershop.co.uk and Facebook. Opening hours Monday to Saturday 8am-6pm Sunday 10am-3pm 63a Holland Rd, Hove BN3 1BA
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ANDREW KAY DINES OUT
A SELFLESS GESTURE
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fter the excesses of Christmas January is always billed as a month of restraint. All around me I am surrounded by people who are having a “dry” month, “cutting out sugar”, “avoiding fat”. It’s noble stuff for sure but not as noble as one act that this month has really moved me for its simple and selfless honesty. I met Kanthi Thamma, chef and one of the men behind the hugely successful Curry Leaf Cafe, some years back on stage at the Live Food Show in the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival. Back then he worked for Alun Sperring at The Chilli Pickle. I then met him again when he became one of the team of teacher chefs at Jamie Oliver’s Recipease, a role he excelled in. But it was not long before he confided in me that he was working with someone to Kanthi is a create a new Indian eatery in town. It was hardly any time supporter ago. Now Curry Leaf Cafe has garnered a bevvy of accolades of the Little and the most loyal of clientele – and all well deserved. Flower Convent A week before Christmas Kanthi told me that he School for the wanted to celebrate his birthday in a different way this year by hosting a charity dinner to raise funds for a school Deaf in Chennai for deaf children back in India. I immediately agreed to room of around 40 take a table of six, confident that I would have no trouble in people, all of whom persuading five friends to join me. I was not wrong and nor was Kanthi, see themselves as the event sold out in less than 24 hours. friends of Kanthi and The dinner was superb, starting with a glass of Ridgeview Cavendish of Curry Leaf Cafe. we then sipped a spicy ginger and tomato rasam with crisp lentil Kanthi is a supporter fritters. Next crisp seasonal vegetable pakoras and milagu chicken fry, of the Little Flower truly delicious! Convent School for the For main course we could choose two curries and these came with Deaf in Chennai, an 89 rice, daal, garlic pickle, poppadum and a huge sour dosa. I chose the year old institution chicken dish and the aubergine and I was blown away once again by that helps children with hearing impairments and promotes the the intelligent spicing that the CLC kitchen achieves. I like hot for sure education of both English and Tamil languages to kids of all ages. but I like to taste my food too and not be reeling in a chilli haze. Full Twenty-five classrooms were destroyed in the recent floods leaving marks too for the garlic pickle which was a hit of real delight. Others the school with a desperate need for major repairs and replacement chose the Chennai Meen Kuzhambu, sea bass fillets in a tangy fennel equipment and it is estimated that £10,000 will be needed to get the seed infused tomato and onion sauce. I must try that soon as it will be school fully operational once more. on the menu for the next month. Kathi’s inspirational birthday dinner has gone a long way to At this point I absented myself from my friends and their delicious reaching that total and I know that Kanthi would like to thank all of desserts to conduct the draw of a raffle. Kanthi had inspired his the guests and kind supporters who made this possible. I would like to restaurant owning friends to donate prizes to help raise even more thank Kanthi for his selfless actions. I know that he had a good night money and I suggested that tickets were a £10 each, after all, the least and after the fun had ended he told me that he’d had his best birthday expensive prize was worth a cool £50. ever, that giving was far more satisfying than receiving. Kanthi should Hats off then to Drakes Hotel, Jeremy’s Restaurant at Borde Hill, be very proud but he is far too modest, I am proud to count him as a Indian Summer, Terre à Terre, La Choza, Moshimo, La Cave a Fromage, true friend. Metrodeco, Beach BBQ, Butler’s Wine Cellar and of course Curry Leaf 60 Ship Street, Brighton, BN1 1AD 01273 207070 Cafe and their own wine supplier. In total the raffle raised £540 which www.curryleafcafe.com took the total for the evening to £1300 – an impressive sum from a
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HOLLY WOULD UNSTOPPABLE EATING MACHINE appy New Year! Does everybody have their New Years resolutions planned out yet? Mine is to try and accomplish a previously failed resolution. One of these was to lose some weight, it’s been my resolution for the last three years and I haven’t quite managed it yet... Third time lucky, eh? Did I overdo the eating this Christmas? Possibly. Do I regret it? Possibly. My kitchen became an Aladdin’s cave of food during the festive period and the rest is a bit of a blur in all honesty. It was no longer a question of what should I eat, but how much can I eat in one go. I would be walking around the kitchen with a Quality Street in each cheek and an arm full of anything else that I could find. I’d then amble towards the living room, snuggle up underneath a blanket and watch Christmas films with my family. That was my routine and as you can tell it didn’t involve a lot of exercise. Christmas day came and my Nan, sister, nephew, brother-in-law and cousin came to our house for Christmas lunch. I’m pretty sure that I ate an entire turkey. I was an unstoppable eating machine. It wasn’t my fault; my mum is quite possibly the best cook in the world. But now that the holidays are over I’m too afraid to jump on the scales and see just how much damage was done to my waistline. If the tightness of my jeans is anything to go by, the damage was severe, but this year I’m determined to become one of those people that really enjoy exercise and healthy eating.
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room end up being stuffed into the drawers underneath my bed. Opening these drawers is something that I like to keep to a minimum. I can’t tell you exactly what’s in there, as I’m not 100% sure myself... All I know is that, at one point in my life, I decided everything in there was too important to throw away. These drawers are the type of drawers that, once they’re opened, refuse to shut. Years of “tidying my room” have been crammed into them, so much so that the slightest interference causes the whole of Narnia to come tumbling out onto the floor. It’s mainly old school work, photographs and birthday cards. As much as I want to sort out everything that’s under there, it will probably take weeks so maybe I’ll put that one off until next year...
Cate Blanchett is moving back to Brighton! After four years of living in London, the Australian actress is trading the city life in for a life by the sea. Blanchett will live in an exclusive four-storey townhouse overlooking Brighton's marina with her husband, Andrew Upton, and Dashiell, their 18month-old son. She told the Evening Standard: “We're moving out of London for good. I suppose it's just the draw of the ocean for me. "I'm an Aussie girl and get a bit worn down by enormous cities. "Brighton is really quite a large place in Australian terms - like Sydney or Melbourne - and that's big enough for me." Welcome to Brighton Cate! Zoe Sugg and her boyfriend Alfie Deyes, AKA YouTube sensations Zoella and PointlessBlog, took to Twitter to ask for privacy after fans repeatedly turned up at their house for photo opportunities. The couple, who live in a five bedroom mansion in Dyke Road Avenue, Brighton, have fans peering over their garden wall and posing for photographs beside their house number daily. Sugg tweeted: “Really starting to lose my patience with people just turning up at our house and peering in or ringing our bell, makes me hate my house!” Deyes added: ““You cannot just drive to my house and climb our walls - that is really not fair.”
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MURDER MYSTERY Louise Jameson stars in Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap at the Theatre Royal Brighton ack at Theatre Royal Brighton by popular demand, Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap is famous worldwide for being the longest running show of any kind in the history of theatre. The 60th Anniversary UK tour of this beloved murder mystery is approaching 1000 performances and has been seen by nearly 1 million people. In her inimitable style, Dame Agatha Christie has created an atmosphere of shuddering suspense and a brilliantly intricate plot where murder lurks around every corner. The scene is set when a group of people gathered in a country house cut off by the snow discover to their horror that there is a murderer in their midst. Who can it be? One by one the suspicious characters reveal their sordid pasts until at the last, nerve shredding moment the identity and the motive are finally revealed. Louise Jameson (Doctor Who, EastEnders, Doc Martin) will star as Mrs Boyle. She is best well known for her long running roles as Leela, a companion of Tom Baker’s Doctor in Doctor Who, Susan Young in Bergerac, Eleanor Glasson in Doc Martin, and Rosa di Marco in EastEnders. In addition to Louise’s illustrious roles on screen, she has also appeared on stage in Love, Loss and What I Wore (The Mill, Sonning), Noises Off (Mercury Theatre), Gutted (Theatre Royal, Stratford East) and Oedipus (The Liverpool Everyman & Nottingham Playhouse). Don’t miss this classic thriller during its week long run.
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Breathtaking Beethoven at Brighton Dome he superb London Philharmonic Orchestra were instrumental in my discovering the power of live classical music (zinger!). This strong programme featuring Mozart, Brahms and Beethoven should therefore be a real joy; the three prominent composers are relentlessly melodic and exciting so this would be a perfect concert for a classical newcomer to try out. Mozart's Lucio Silla opera isn't performed very often so you might not be familiar with the overture, but the short piece is a Conductor Adrian Prabava buoyant number that should serve as a lovely appetiser. The orchestra will be led by Adrian Prabava, who became the first beneficiary of the Bernard Haitink Fund for Young Talent in 2007. He's been praised for letting strings breathe and for being rigorous, accurate and conveying a real love for the pieces. It will be fascinating to see how Prabava conducts Beethoven's majestic, rhythmic seventh symphony. There is a sheer physicality about the piece which is stunning to behold live, with repeated dance rhythms stirring the emotions. The slow march of the Allegretto is a different beast altogether, utilised in countless film soundtracks to create a sense of foreboding. This is a great chance to see an audience simultaneously unnerved, thrilled and mesmerised in one movement, and rhythmically jolted in the next. Brahms' piano See an concerto no. 2 reflects the more intimate, audience mellow side of the simultaneously composer and features a solo second instrument unnerved, thrilled and mesmerised (cello) in the slow Andante movement. This unusual technique is startlingly beautiful and moving, the cello playing the theme before the piano adds a different colour and tone to the soundworld. The piano is obviously the focal point for most of the lengthy concerto however, and will be played by the young Stefan Ćirić (winner of the prestigious 60th Viotti competition in Vercelli, Italy). His style has been eloquently described by International Piano magazine as having "burnished perfection". He's touring the world this year taking in Spain, Serbia, Bulgaria, Japan and more, so we are lucky to get the chance to see him at the Dome this weekend. London Philharmonic Orchestra, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Saturday 16 January, 7.30pm, £10-£32.50, brightondome.org Photo credit: René Knoop
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here are plenty of things I like about Brighton. The beach. The Lanes. The fact you can walk pretty much anywhere and it won’t take you more than half an hour. The one thing I don’t like – in fact, the thing that negates all of the above – is the rain. After a depressingly wet and windy start to the year, I’ve come to the conclusion that Brighton doesn’t do drizzle. One moment it’ll be blue skies and sunlit squares, and the next you’re running hell for leather through a deluge of biblical proportions, or pushing the shreds of an inside out umbrella into a force nine gale. There is no in between. For me, having spent my early 20s in Brighton, this is nothing new. Anyone who’s wintered in one of England’s weather-beaten seaside towns knows to expect a certain amount of hunkering down during the dark half of the year. We also learn a number of valuable life skills, such as what knot is best for tying down Even when a patio chair securely, or how to erect a Pac A Mac in under six inside the seconds. house, the For my other half, Jack – who spent the entirety of his early 20s rain presents in zone 1, where it still rains but a problem places to shelter from the elements are plentiful (and expensive) – the winter storms have come as more of a shock. Not long after New Year, still on our Christmas break, the two of us got caught in a sudden downpour while strolling along Hove Lawns and had to paddle home in damp shoes, arguing all the way. The argument passed, the storm continued, and the umbrella we had been carrying is now somewhere off the coast of Dieppe. Even when inside the house, the rain presents a problem. After all, what is there to do in Brighton on a rainy day? I expect most people use it as an excuse to go to the pub, but as we’ve given up booze for January, the thought of nursing a couple of waters while yet more of the stuff lashes down outside just doesn’t cut it. Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Instead, we have no option but to maroon ourselves on the sofa and stare morosely at the thunderous sky, wondering if it might let up for long enough that we can scurry to Sainsbury’s and cook our fourth roast dinner in as many days. “Maybe we just have to get used to it,” says Jack. “There’s probably lots of indoor things we can do. Things for a rainy day; isn’t that something people say?” “Like what?” He looks at me blankly, then rallies. “Board games, for example. Or building flat pack furniture.” I think about pointing out that we don’t have either of those things, and that to get them we would have to go out into the storm anyway, which would entirely defeat the purpose, but I don’t want another row. Besides which, he doesn’t have a Pac A Mac.
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STAGE ANDREW KAY
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An exciting new youth opera from Glyndebourne created by composer David Bruce and librettist Glyn Maxwell bviously best known for their acclaimed festival productions of both the classic and modern opera repertoire, over the years Glyndebourne have invested both time and money in creating excellent community and youth opera projects, many of which I have been privileged enough to see and hear. But these are no school hall style affairs, far from it. The company invests much more than time and money, it invests top ranking talent and as a consequence the outcomes are rich and satisfying. This February sees the premiere of their latest youth production, Nothing, and it promises to be far more than the nothing of the title. If someone you knew declared that life had no meaning, how would you convince them it does? That’s the question a group of teenagers ask themselves. They decide that each of the group must give up an object that means something to them. This starts with toys and clothes, but things quickly escalate as the classmates go to ever more extreme lengths to try to persuade their friend there are things worth caring about. In Nothing, members of Glyndebourne Youth Opera aged 14-19 perform alongside professional singers. It is the latest in a line of pioneering youth operas that have premiered on the main stage at Glyndebourne. The opera has been adapted from Danish author Janne Teller’s award-winning novel by composer David Bruce and librettist Glyn Maxwell. Their popular adaptation of Philip Pullman’s The Firework Maker’s Daughter wowed audiences in the UK and New York. Librettist Glyn Maxwell outlines the story: On the first day back at school one September, a boy called Pierre walks out of the class, climbs a plum tree, and declares that ‘nothing matters’. His classmates try without success to bring him down from the tree. Desperate to prove him wrong, they give up their childhood possessions to a bonfire, ‘a Pile of Meaning’, so their tears will prove things matter. When this makes no impression on Pierre, they decide to force one another to give up whatever is most important to each of them. This starts with toys and clothes, but soon escalates monstrously: one girl’s hair – the national flag – the corpse of a pet – a figure of Jesus – until finally, with Pierre still claiming life is pointless – the children give up body and soul in a terrible spiral of sacrifice. Finally Pierre comes to see the ‘Pile of Meaning’. He climbs it, crying out that life is beautiful – because it means nothing. In rage and regret the children set upon him. He is never seen again. Years later at
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Christmas, the children, now adults from all walks of life, gather by the plum tree to hang purple baubles on its branches, in recognition that whatever it was they went through together, the life and death of Pierre meant something, and cannot be forgotten. Nothing is a story of lost childhood, the getting of wisdom, and the madness of crowds. The children are forced to confront the darkest answer to the question of existence, yet somehow find love and humanity in their responses. They absorb the horror of this communal experience, and move on through life, sadder and wiser, ever searching for truth and meaning. We recommend this production for those aged 12 and over. www.glyndebourne.com. Performances take place 25-27 February 2016 on the main stage. Tickets £15 (£7 concessions*) You can book online or contact our Box Office and Customer Service team on +44(0)1273 815 000 between 10am and 6pm, Mon-Fri.
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MUSIC JEFF HEMMINGS
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Vieux Farka Toure – The son of Ali Farka Toure, is forging his own path not just being an entertainer. There are many other responsibilities that go with being a musician.
ince the release of his debut album in 2007, this extraordinary ‘Hendrix of the Sahara’ guitarist has been very prolific, and with an experimental beating heart.
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You like to collaborate with many different artists. Why is that? Collaboration is one of the great joys of being an artist. Music is a conversation. It is not good to be saying the same thing all the time, just you, over and over. So, collaborating with different artists, it is a way to expand your vocabulary, have interesting conversations and interesting experiences. How is the political situation in Mali at the moment? It is not a good moment for Mali. These attacks from Islamist invaders are causing huge problems for us. Our society
already had a lot of problems with poverty, with diseases, with education, with modernisation and participating more in the global economy. But, Mali is a great country, you know. We have been a strong society for thousands of years and we will survive these problems. Can you tell me why music is so important to Malian culture and life? It is not part of our culture to get the news from newspapers and that kind of thing. In our tradition, it was the griots, the musicians, who would transmit the news and the history for the people. This is why being a musician in Mali it is
I read that you had to secretly learn to play the guitar, and then to get permission from your father and others to record your first album... My father wanted my to be in the military. For him that was a job that was more reliable and simple than to be a musician, which he found was very difficult and full of problems. There were people in his life as a musician who took advantage of him because he did not have a formal education. He did not want me to face the same problems that he faced. But, at the end of his life, he saw that this was my destiny so he gave me his support and put his heart into helping me become a musician. Komedia, Wed 20 January, 7.30pm, £17
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Congratulations to award-winning Zoe Lyons n amongst the mince pies and in the haze of the turkey curry you may have missed the fabulous Boxing Day announcement that Zoe Lyons has been named UK Circuit Comedian of 2015 by her fellow comedians. You may have missed it because it wasn’t on television, did not have a sparkly A-list attended ceremony, and was drawn from a poll of her peers – professional comedians who gig up and down the country most nights, and from that elevated position get to really see some of the best acts from every corner of Britain. A brilliant accolade. First runner up was Jeff Innocent, an always warmlyreceived regular at Komedia’s weekend Krater club, and third place was taken by Seymour Mace – whose surreal leftfield anarchy saw him nominated for the Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award. Keep an eye out for both of them, as well as award-originator two years ago and collector this
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and (February’s) Joe Lycett. It also includes excellent support, February’s show being no exception with Jo Caulfield and Allyson June Smith on the bill. All MC’d by the aforementioned award-winning Zoe Lyons. It’s a bit good. But then so is Zoe. Having burst onto the comedy scene over a decade ago as the winner of 2004’s Funny Women, Lyons has since been nominated for the if.comeddie Best Newcomer (aka Fosters Best Newcomer), become a regular on TV panel shows and television’s live stand-up showcases, as well as turning out hour-long shows that frequently garner the best reviews. It’s marvellous that her peers recognise her with this accolade. 2016 holds nothing but promise when it starts this well. Bent Double, Komedia, 7.30pm, Sunday 7 February 2016, £12/9/5, www.komedia.co.uk
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MIKE WARD AT LARGE
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GORGING FOLLOWED BY GUILT ell me, how's the diet going? I'm assuming you're on one. Come on, you must be: it's January. Everyone's on a diet in January. It's what Januarys are for. Or that's the message TV likes to send us. I do chuckle at TV's approach to food at this time of year, the way it shamelessly leaps from one extreme to the other within the space of, what, a fortnight. All through December we're bombarded with programmes encouraging us to stuff our faces: "Fed up with turkey? Then why not try my sensational new recipe for deep-fried elephant? I'll be giving you this and other festive tips – potatoes roasted in goose fat, parsnips roasted in goose fat, sprouts roasted in goose fat, christmas pudding We’re roasted in goose fat, all washed down with a bombarded lovely warming glass of with programmes goose fat – in my new encouraging us to six-part series, It's Christmas So You Must stuff our faces Eat Until You Actually, Like, Literally Explode." There are more of these festive food shows with every passing year, as the back catalogue of ancient ones, repeated ad nauseam (in a very real sense), is supplemented by fresh seasonally-themed offerings, even though they're just saying the same thing. I wonder, do the likes of Jamie and Nigella never turn around and say: "What, you want me to make another programme in which I show the viewers how to make Christmas lunch? How many times do these people need telling, for God's sake?" "Oh, what, there's a big fee in it, you say? Fair enough, where do I sign..?" So anyway, we go ahead and eat like idiots, just as they advise, because otherwise, well, what else is there to do at Christmas? And then, sure enough, two weeks later, along comes a whole new bunch of programmes, on the same channels and sometimes even in the same time slots, the cheeky blighters, with titles like Winter Diet Club and Time To Shed That Ugly Blubber and What In Pity's Name Have You Been Eating? and Flaming Heck You're The Size Of A Shire Horse. And so it continues, year after year – the gorging followed by the guilt. So what alternative am I proposing? To be honest, I don't have one. Put food in front of me and I'll eat it. That's just the way I'm made. I'll eat it and then I'll get fat. And then I'll feel bad. And then I'll decide to do something about it. Sort of. So, yes, much though they irritate me, I will be watching some of these January weight-loss shows. I'll listen intently, I'll follow their advice and, in all seriousness, I'll stick with it. Often right up to the closing titles. Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Twitter: @mikewardontv
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Holiday On Ice: Passion The Brighton Centre, 5 January 2016, ★★★★★ Holiday On Ice rolled into town with rather less than the usual fanfare and fuss, which is strange for a company that normally makes a big noise. Which for regulars like myself seemed to indicate that this show was not going to be of the usual standard. Far from it, Passion achieves something that for so many years HOI has failed to do, and that is to deliver something with a genuinely modern feel. It’s not that there wasn’t the glitz and glamour of an ice show, it was just that it was delivered in a far more contemporary way. This in part is due to a fresh modernity in the music, excellent lighting and more restraint in the costumes. Live singing from trio Vintage Vegas added to the overall effect but above all it came down to genuine storytelling from the performers, life-stories, back stage love and arguments lent a real passion to the whole. The staging was equally important too, a pared down simplicity of both set and costumes, live cameras capturing the skating excellence, there were a few falls but it’s slippery out there! All in all this is the best HOI for a few years and made me believe there is a future for a well conceived ice show. Andrew Kay
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The Snow Queen Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 3 January 2016, ★★★★★ Ballet at Brighton Dome has become a bit of a Christmas tradition in recent years, especially for young families, with 2016 seeing Ballet Theatre UK serving up The Snow Queen, an adaptation on Hans Christian Anderson’s classic. It follows the story of Gerda and her quest to find her friend Kay, whom the Snow Queen has placed under an evil spell. Featuring a young Best of British line-up, this matinee production got off to a sluggish start with a few out-of-sync sequences and long dull passages. But as Gerda’s journey progressed so did the show – with the Snow Queen herself stealing the show with her poetic deft footwork. Towards the end the host of little princes and princesses had plenty to smile about as show came to its dramatic and inevitable happy ending. Tim Ridgway Tina C – White Trash Christmas Komedia, 29 December 2015, ★★★★★ Tina C appeared on stage bedecked in a red-sequinned, fur-trimmed Mrs Claus cape and proclaimed in her dulcet Southern tones: “Are y’all still feeling Christmassy? Well, I am!” Her entrance set the tone for the rest of the evening’s in-your-face full-on festive frolics. The show can only be described as an après Christmas ho-ho-ho down, a combination of Ms C’s dry and occasional politically referenced humour – in conjunction with ‘hits’ from past and present albums, such as ‘If you can’t live without me, then why weren’t you dead when we met?’ and ‘Find the Santa inside yourself’. Worth pulling oneself out of a self-induced turkey coma for. Samantha Harman
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TUESDAY 12 Derren Brown: The Push Channel 4, 9pm It’s a cunning plan, and an ambitious and quite dark one, as Derren Brown conspires to persuade an unwitting member of the public to push another person off a roof, apparently to thier death. They don’t know they’re being filmed, or that their entire night is being constructed to get them to that very point. Coo.
Stargazing LIVE BBC2, 10pm Dara O’Briain and Professor Brian Cox look up to the skies and... well, they take a good hard look at the big wide world out there. More magnificent views, spectacular stars, incredible planets and feeling smaller than the last strawberry in the punnet come Wimbledon-time. Way to put things into perspective.
Tattoo Fixers E4, 9pm Somebody’s causing a ‘pen and ink’ about their ink, and this week chief noisemakers include Georgie (whose holiday tatt after a trip with the boys has left her perpetually single) and Kelly, who has had an intriguing animation disaster. Good thing Alice, Sketch and Jay are on hand to make it all better.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Music of Barry Mills 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Drop the Puck 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 Get Up And Go Fitness show with a team of trainers covering a range of different techniques. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 The Long Lost Shows Show Nostalgia from the golden years of British TV. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. Our monthly top 10 is compiled solely from albums bought in Brighton's independent store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Get Up And Go 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 The Long Lost Shows Show 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders A familiar face returns to Albert Square. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Guy’s career goes from strength to strength but at what cost? Essie allows her personal life to affect her professional one when confronted with a difficult mother and son relationship. 9.00 Silent Witness Forensic crime drama series. Thomas must put his personal feelings aside as the team track down Begovic before she and her extremist compatriots strike out again. It soon becomes clear that Begovic isn’t working alone and may not have been the one who shot Ryman. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Reggie Yates’ Extreme UK: Men At War Reggie meets the angry young British men who think feminism has gone too far - and some of the women who have felt their wrath on an internet tailor-made for anti-feminism and trolls. 11.40 FILM: A Simple Plan (1998) Starring Bill Paxton, Billy Bob Thornton, Bridget Fonda. Thriller. 1.40am Masters Snooker - Extra 3.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 3.45 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 Victorian Bakers Four professional bakers leave their modern businesses behind to bake their way through the Victorian era. The bakers have said goodbye to the brutal working conditions of the 1870s urban bakery. It is 1900 and Britain’s middle class are enjoying the democratisation of luxury. This time, the bakers have an elegant shop on the high street. Their new workplace boasts an early 20th-century electric dough mixer that takes the hard work out of baking. 9.00 Stargazing 2016 10.00 Stargazing LIVE See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.15 Race To Super Bowl 50 Mark Chapman presents the best of the week’s American football action as the NFL builds to its milestone 50th Super Bowl. 12.05am Masters Snooker Highlights 12.55 Sign Zone: The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone 1.55 Sign Zone: Doctor In The House
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Moira prepares to face the fall out. 7.30 The Kyle Files Jeremy Kyle returns to the resort of Magaluf to see if its reputation is changing due to the new regulations the local authorities are trying to implement. 8.00 Trawlermen Tales Three-part documentary series following the Cornish trawler fishermen of Newlyn and the families they leave ashore when they go to sea. 9.00 Saved Four-part series combining gritty dramatic reconstructions with the vivid and emotional recollections of members of the public whose lives have been saved by total strangers. An experienced kayaker, swept out to sea by a freak wave and unable to right the kayak, finds himself drifting further out to sea in the strong currents. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Britain’s Biggest Adventures With Bear Grylls Action adventurer Bear Grylls combines natural history with the adrenaline rush of a survival show as he explores Britain at its most extreme. 11.40 Double Decker Driving School 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Holiday 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Father Brown 2.30 For What It’s Worth 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.15am Rip Off Holiday 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Close Calls: On Camera 8.15 Thief Trackers 8.45 Caught Red Handed 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Masters Snooker
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. A new face descends on the village and offers a lifeline to Cindy. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade Kate Quilton, Adam Pearson and Simon Rimmer reveal how customers can ensure that they can get the best quality food and service at restaurants across the UK. In this episode, the team put British pizzas to the test. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Paris Travel series in which comedian, actor and writer Richard Ayoade spends two days in cities around the world. Richard is joined in Paris by presenter and comedian Mel Giedroyc. 9.00 Derren Brown: The Push See highlights. 10.35 Very British Problems Comedy series examining social awkwardness in British society with contributions from famous faces including James Corden, Jonathan Ross, Ruth Jones, Johnny Vegas, Vic Reeves and Baroness Trumpington. 11.35 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.30am How To Lose Weight Well 1.25 KOTV Boxing 1.55 Gillette World Sport 2.20 Ironman France 2.50 Gadget Man 3.20 SuperScrimpers 3.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Stranger In An Amish Town (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away VJ spots Tank doing a runner from Evelyn’s room in the morning and tells everyone what he saw, causing her to lash out. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Puppies Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring sporty pups, scaredy pups, malfunctioning pups, ninja pups and talking pups. 8.00 Bargain Loving Brits In The Sun Documentary series exploring Brits who moved to Benidorm for sun and a low-cost life. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. 10.00 Secret Life Of The Family Documentary series which uses reality rigs and personal camera to capture the lives of six British families 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Written and narrated by comedian Hugh Dennis, each episode reveals that we have all got far more in common than we might think. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Bus Pass Beauty Queens 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Stella 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Forever
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 1.30 Siblings 2.00 Don’t Tell The Bride (x2)
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sorry! 8.00 Natural World: The Woman Who Swims With Killer Whales 9.00 The Queen’s Castle 10.00 The Crusades 11.00 The Nation’s Railway: The Golden Age Of British Rail Timeshift 12.00am To Boldly Go 1.00 Stories From The Dark Earth: Meet The Ancestors Revisited
11.20am Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 FILM: The Perfect Man (2013) 3.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.55 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)
1.10pm Heartbeat 2.15 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Case Sensitive 12.05am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 All Hail The Veil 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers. See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)
2.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am The Long Memory (1953) 12.50pm The Black Swan (1942) 2.30 3.10 To Yuma (1957) 4.20 Ice Cold In Alex (1958) 6.55 Clueless (1995) 9.00 The Family (2013) 11.10 The Football Factory (2004) 12.55am The Rum Diary (2011) 3.20 Close
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WEDNESDAY 13 Dickensian BBC1, 8pm More Dickens mash-up, and the 19th century scoundrels and heroes continue to live in close proximity, and Inspector Bucket’s slow and steady investigation appears to be making waves. Edward Barbary comes into the sights of the copper, and Arthur tries to muster the courage to confide in Matthew Pocket.
The World According To Kenny Everett ITV1, 10.40pm It’s all done in the best POSSIBLE taste! Another chance to catch the story of the influential and marvellously flamboyant disc jockey and comic envelopepusher. Friends and fans share their stories of the man himself, as well as glimpse at favourite Ken characters from the archive.
Supernatural E4, 10.05pm La, la, la, really not looking for the Mark of Cain, really respecting Dean’s request to leave it along... NOT! Do these brothers even pretend to listen to each other these days? Actually, it’s not as if they ever have. So Sam’s in deep research-to fix-his-brother mode, and Dean is focussing on a new murder case. Always one there.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Digital Nation 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Doorstep History 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Rosies 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Digital Nation 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Doorstep History 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Millionaires' Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, outstanding, and unique dream houses. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Dee Kelly Asks Dee (Benefits Street and Big Brother) gets to the heart of the big issues: legal highs, FGM, immigration, mental health issues in men and more. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. In this episode, we take a look at the work of David Alexander Smith. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Millionaires' Row 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Dee Kelly Asks 3.00 Latest News 3.30 FStop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Dickensian See highlights. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. This time, the guests are Ben Miller, Henning Wehn, Doon Mackichan and Alex Brooker. 9.00 Great Barrier Reef With David Attenborough Natural history series. When David Attenborough first visited the Great Barrier Reef in 1957, he considered it the most spectacular place in the natural world and he assumed that it would last forever. Since then the coral has been dying at an unprecedented rate. In this episode he undertakes his most important mission to understand what the next few decades hold for this remarkable community of animals, as well as what is being done to save it. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 12.15am Masters Snooker - Extra 2.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.20 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. Oz Clarke and Jilly Goolden swap food and drink for antiques on Celebrity Antiques Road Trip. They shop around Angus and Perthshire with experts Margie Cooper and James Braxton before heading for auction in Scotland’s capital, Edinburgh. 8.00 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor Going behind the headlines to answer topical medical and health questions. 9.00 Stargazing 2016 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell Howards returns to offer his unique take on the week’s global headlines and bizarre news stories. As well as his trademark mix of topical stand-up and sketches, not to mention the inspirational and thought-provoking story to close the show on a feelgood note, Russell will also chat to a high-profile person involved in the news that week. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Masters Snooker Highlights Masters Snooker Highlights. 12.05am Immortal Egypt With Joann Fletcher 1.05 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Hire Our Heroes 2.05 Sign Zone: World’s Weirdest Events
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Zak hopes he has made a breakthrough with Belle. Tess feels trapped. Jimmy is full of surprises. 7.30 Coronation Street Fiz discovers Tyrone’s secret. Tracy leaves Robert stunned. Cathy wonders if she really knows Roy at all. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Mysterious lights are seen in the sky over famous UFO hot-spot Cooper Hill. When a local forest-ranger suffers a strange death, the visiting UFO spotters are convinced aliens are responsible. DCI Barnaby and DS Nelson unearth suspicions, betrayals and long-buried secrets in their search for the truth. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The World According To Kenny Everett See highlights. 11.40 The Kyle Files The series in which Jeremy Kyle confronts issues of the day. In this edition, he returns to the resort of Magaluf to see if its reputation is changing due to the new regulations the local authorities are trying to implement. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Holiday 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Father Brown 2.30 For What It’s Worth 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Rip Off Holiday 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 Close Calls: On Camera 8.15 Caught Red Handed 8.45 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Masters Snooker
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Love is in the air at the Lomaxes’ until one villager returns unannounced. When Holly and Robbie take their affair to the next level, they put themselves in danger of the law. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper Consumer series in which Mary Portas turns her attention to the shopper and encourages Britain’s retail businesses to put customers first. This time she takes on a hair salon in Kent, Shobie and Co, where staff are at war with the owners. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. Carole, who’s 79, is rushed to A&E with signs of a stroke. 10.00 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series in which Katie Piper meets people who love their body work and others who loathe it. Here, we are introduced to Grimsby barman Lewis and jewellery designer Jenya. 11.05 The Undateables Documentary series. 12.05am C4’s Future Sounds: Music On 4 12.35 FILM: What’s Love Got To Do With It (1993) 2.30 FILM: Greenberg (2010) 4.20 TBA 4.45 TBA 5.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Too Late To Say Goodbye (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Alf tries to persuade Roo that she is making the wrong decision staying with James, but she insists that he does not understand and asks him to respect her decision. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series in which cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series filmed inside Balham Park Surgery. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. 10.00 I’m An Alcoholic: My Name Is... Groundbreaking documentary telling the frank story of eight people’s tempestuous relationship with alcohol, starting with their first drink, through their developing love affair with booze, up to the despair as they hit rock bottom and the booze takes control. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am Britain’s Flashiest Families 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Britain’s Bloody Crown 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Ecstasy Wars: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 I Know What You Weighed Last Summer 1.30 Siblings 2.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.00 Live At The Apollo
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sorry! 8.00 The Story Of Scottish Art 9.00 Empire Of The Tsars: Romanov Russia With Lucy Worsley 10.00 The Queen’s Castle 11.00 The Secret Horse: Quest For The True Appaloosa 12.00am The Crusades 1.00 How The Devil Got His Horns: A Diabolical Tale
12.45pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.15 FILM: Sweet November (2001) 3.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 11.10 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Safeword
3.10pm Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 9.00 Inside Death Row With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 All Hail The Veil 8.00 FILM: Home Alone (1990) 10.05 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube: Welcome To 2016
11.05am FILM: Mysterious Island (1961) 1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Arizona Raiders (1965) 12.45pm 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 2.40 Summer Holiday (1963) 4.50 Above Us The Waves (1956) 6.55 Terminal Velocity (1994) 9.00 Colombiana (2011) 11.10 Green Zone (2010) 1.25am What Richard Did (2012) 3.15 Close
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THURSDAY 14 Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 8pm Imagine trying to find your first home... but in hip east London. That’s the task friends Sam and Michael set Phil and Kirstie, and it won’t be an easy one. On the flip side, London-born and bred Nishita wants to make a sound investment for her future, which she’s hoping will involve leaving the rat race and living holistically.
Jericho ITV1, 9pm Bamford the railway detective is putting the chills right up the residents of Jericho. In a desperate bid to protect her son, Annie unwittingly opens the door to him, threatening to expose her family’s secret to Bamford’s beady eye. But then Ralph Coates is also at risk if the copper uncovers the truth. Bad news.
Brian Pern: 45 Years Of Prog And Roll BBC4, 10pm Marvellous spoof rockumentary, with filmmaker Rhys Thomas accessing all areas of fictional prog rock legend Brian Pern’s life and times, with some rather brilliant talking heads from less fictional stars. Brian is making a comeback with a new album, a new look and a new wife.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Movie Line 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Millionaires' Row 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Millionaires' Row 2.00 52% 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 You Make It, We Show It! 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Sharon struggles to come to terms with Phil’s latest admission. Elsewhere in Albert Square, Carmel seeks solace at Masood’s. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Dickensian Drama series set within the world of Charles Dickens’s novels. Already facing financial ruin, Edward Barbary finds his situation deteriorating when Scrooge demands his loan is repaid. 8.30 Room 101 A public figure reveals the things that he/she hates most. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series set on a Caribbean island. The team enter the shady world of island politics when the outgoing governor of Saint Marie is poisoned at her leaving party. Meanwhile, DI Goodman dives into the even murkier world of online dating. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from London. 11.45 This Week Andrew Neil reviews the political week. 12.30am Masters Snooker - Extra 2.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.35 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. Armed with his Bradshaw’s Handbook, Michael Portillo arrives in the sailing haven of Lymington where he makes a lifesaving discovery. Exploring Dorchester’s literary landscape, he finds out how the coming of the railways inspired the work of the region’s greatest writer - Thomas Hardy. Weaving his way to Axminster, Michael tries his hand at carpet making. 7.00 Masters Snooker Masters Snooker. Pt! Whrrrrr... plop! 8.00 World’s Sneakiest Animals Chris Packham meets the animals using devious tactics and sneaky tricks to survive. 9.00 Stargazing 2016 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show presented by Clare Balding. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.15 Masters Snooker Highlights Masters Snooker Highlights. 12.05am Royal Wives At War 1.05 Sign Zone: Can You Stop My Multiple Sclerosis? 1.35 Sign Zone: Great Barrier Reef With David Attenborough 2.35 Sign Zone: Gorilla Family & Me
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona prepares for the adoption interviews. Jimmy is left in the lurch. Kerry’s lies backfire. 7.30 Waste Wars: Tonight Jonathan Maitland reports on how Britain’s rubbish is piling up with some cash-strapped councils cutting the number of waste collections, and even reducing bin sizes. We are supposed be recycling at least half our household waste by 2020 - but are we ever likely to win the battle of the bins? 8.00 Emmerdale Aaron lashes out, feeling betrayed. 8.30 Birds Of A Feather Essexbased sitcom. During Darryl’s funeral, Tracey’s house is burgled. 9.00 Jericho See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The BRITs Are Coming Laura Whitmore announces all of the nominees for this year’s BRIT Awards. There are performances from some of the year’s top music acts, including Years and Years and Jess Glynne, as well as a very special performance from this year’s Critics’ Choice award winner, Jack Garratt. 11.40 Trawlermen Tales Three-part documentary series. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Waste Wars: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Holiday 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Father Brown 2.30 For What It’s Worth 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.15am Rip Off Holiday 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Close Calls: On Camera 8.15 Great British Menu 8.45 Caught Red Handed 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Masters Snooker
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Things get steamy between Cameron and Leela until someone pours cold water on their passionate moment. Cindy and Ellie lock horns over Mac’s past, while the game looks like it’s up for Holly - will she reveal all to Jason? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location See highlights. 9.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the country helping people from all walks of life transform neglected historic buildings. When Lee Head spotted a Victorian railway station for sale in Northumberland, he saw the opportunity of a lifetime. He drew up a master plan for the rest of the site to pay for converting the main station into a family home. 10.00 Busting The Drugs Millions: Inside The National Crime Agency Documentary revealing the inside story of one of the National Crime Agency’s largest money laundering investigations. 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.05am Million Pound Motors 1.05 Embarrassing Bodies 2.00 Gadget Man 2.30 Unreported World 2.55 The Restoration Man 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Final Recourse (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate tells Ricky that he saw her kiss with Kyle, and admits that he does not like seeing her kiss another man. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series in which adventurer Ben Fogle meets people who have given up the rat race to start a new life in the wilderness. Ben spends time with a former fighter pilot who still lives in the clouds - as a simple farmer on the foothills of the Himalayas in India. 8.00 Britain’s Bloody Crown Documentary series in which historian Dan Jones’ unique storytelling is combined with scripted drama to reveal the true story of the Wars of the Roses. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. 10.00 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies A look at some famous faces who have gone under the knife and have the scars to prove it. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Pussies Galore: Love Me, Love My Cats 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Forever
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Siblings 1.00 Live At The Apollo 1.30 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 8.00 Majesty And Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces 9.00 Britain’s Lost Railway Journeys 10.00 Brian Pern: 45 Years Of Prog And Roll. See highlights 10.30 India’s Frontier Railways 11.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 12.10am Horizon: What’s Wrong With Our Weather?
12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 The Hot Desk 1.30 FILM: What A Girl Wants (2003) 3.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 11.25 Celebrity Juice 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.25 Safeword
3.10pm Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 10.00 Gogglebox 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube
11.15am FILM: The Mark Of Zorro (1940) 1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Lord Jim (1964) 2.05pm It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955) 3.45 Pimpernel Smith (1941) 6.10 The Karate Kid (2010) 9.00 The Hunger Games (2012) 11.45 Orphan (2009) 2.10am Adam And Paul (2003) 4.00 Close
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FRIDAY 15 Bloody Queens: Elizabeth And Mary BBC2, 9pm Dramatisation of the intimate and deadly relationship between Queen Elizabeth I and Mary Queen Of Scots. The original Mean Girls, two tribes went to war striking Tudor vs Stewarts, Protestants vs Catholics, and English vs Scottish. Who needs to make it up with this history?
Lip Sync Battle UK Channel Five, 10pm The Brits are coming! After the success of LL Cool J’s American version we’re having a bash at showing off without having to concentrate on carrying a tune. Hosted by Professor Green and Mel B, first up to the disconnected mic are comic Jason Manford and actress Michelle Keegan. Ready to rawk!
Music Moguls: Masters Of Pop BBC4, 10pm Three-part series revealing the secret history of pop and rock from the men and women behind the scenes. Opening up with the maverick managers. You don’t have to have seen Spinal Tap to know about those! From Colonel Parker to Scooter Braun. Sign here on the dotted line...
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bowlegs 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm The Long Lost Shows Show 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round, 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 9.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 10.00 The Long Lost Shows Show Nostalgia from the golden years of British TV. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 The Music of Barry Mills 1.00 Bowlegs 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Modern Toss 4.00 Modern Toss 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Phil reaches a new low, with his family despairing his latest behaviour. 8.30 A Question Of Sport Quiz. 9.00 Shetland Crime drama set on the remote Scottish islands, telling one story over six episodes. When a young man disappears on the Aberdeen to Shetland ferry crossing and a small boy ends up in intensive care, DI Jimmy Perez and his team investigate and become convinced the two events are connected. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are Matthew Perry, and British actress Gemma Arterton. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 11.55 FILM: Eagle Eye (2008) Starring Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan. Thriller. 1.45am Masters Snooker - Extra 3.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 3.50 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Masters Snooker Masters Snooker. *in the corner pocket* 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys invites four more contenders to answer questions in the black chair. The subjects are Scottish pop music from 1980-1999, Aston Villa FC, the history of the GDR, and Clarice Cliff. 8.30 What To Buy And Why Cherry Heeley enlists the help of the UK’s top professionals to work out which products we should be spending our money on. The elite groundsmen from English Heritage’s most visited palace road test the latest gardening equipment. 9.00 Bloody Queens: Elizabeth And Mary See highlights. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry visits the letter M, with Sue Perkins, Romesh Ranganathan, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Masters Snooker Highlights 11.55 FILM: Puppet On A Chain (1970) Starring Sven-Bertil Taube, Barbara Parkins. Thriller. 1.30am Sign Zone: Question Time 2.30 Sign Zone: Top Gear: From A-Z Part 1
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pearl has a confession to make. 7.30 Coronation Street Will furious Robert reveal all to Nick? 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan offer more money-saving tips. In this programme, they look at whether our banks are ripping us off. 8.30 Coronation Street Tracy’s scheming gets Robert what he wants. Anna and Kevin have a close call. 9.00 Mr Selfridge After the accident at the Queen of Time unveiling, Harry is recovering at his country home. Keen to quash any retirement rumours, Harry returns to the store with his eyes on the future, opening a new, cutting-edge technology department. Harry annoys Mae when he insists on a role for the Dolly Sisters at her first-ever fashion launch. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Birds Of A Feather Essexbased sitcom. During Darryl’s funeral, Tracey’s house is burgled. 11.10 FILM: Thunderball (1965) In his fourth outing as James Bond, Sean Connery comes up against the evil Emilio Largo, who holds the world to ransom with a nuclear bomb stolen from NATO. 1.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Holiday 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Father Brown 2.30 For What It’s Worth 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Rip Off Holiday 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 Close Calls: On Camera 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Masters Snooker
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s The Dog’s Mr and Mrs Contest and Cameron is feeling the pressure to prove himself, while Pete is hell-bent on keeping Cleo in the palm of his hand. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast Cookery series presented by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier. The boys are joined by Doctor Who and Broadchurch star David Tennant who learns how to cook an extraordinary Croatian black cuttlefish ink risotto. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Jason Manford go up against Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty. Sam Simmons joins Countdown’s Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a voyage through the universe of internet. 12.10am FILM: Beverly Hills Cop III (1993) 1.55 The Restoration Man 2.50 Building The Dream 3.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 1001 Things You Should Know
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: Night Passage (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Charlotte is desperate to find the money to pay off Trystan and remembers that Hunter has a trust fund... will she stoop to a new low? 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. 8.00 That’s So... Entertainment series that looks back on different years from the 1980s and 90s via the news, pop and TV archive from each year. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Live Eviction Join Emma Willis as a celebrity housemate fails to make the cut and is evicted from CBB’s vaudeville themed house. 10.00 Lip Sync Battle UK See highlights. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother Live Eviction Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother Live Eviction 4.00 Celebrity Big Brother Live Eviction 4.25 Tattoo Disasters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 9.00 Bring The Noise 10.00 Stella 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Forever
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Family Guy (x3) 1.30 Siblings 2.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 2.45 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2)
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 8.00 The Good Old Days 8.45 Pop Go The Sixties (x3) 9.00 One-Hit Wonders At The BBC 10.00 Music Moguls: Masters Of Pop. See highlights. 11.00 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years Of The Top 10 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1981 1.10 Music Moguls
12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 The Hot Desk 1.30 FILM: Must Love Dogs (2005) 3.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.45 Take Me Out 6.45 Ed Sheeran: The Hot Desk 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 11.10 Take Me Out 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)
2.00pm Wild At Heart 3.00 Where The Heart Is 4.05 Man About The House 4.40 Rising Damp 5.10 On The Buses 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.50 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am FILM: Private Benjamin (1980)
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 FILM: Iron Man (2008) 10.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.30 Tattoo Fixers 12.35am Gogglebox (x2)
11.05am Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 11.15 FILM: Destry Rides Again (1939) 1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 TBC 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Spin 10.00 FILM: The Taking Of Pelham 123 (2009) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Bear Island (1979) 1.20pm Rio Grande (1950) 3.30 Lady From Shanghai (1947) 5.15 Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 7.05 Step Up: Miami Heat (2012) 9.00 Cuban Fury (2014) 10.55 36th Chamber Of Shaolin (1978) 1.15am Wild Things (1998) 3.30 Close
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SATURDAY 16 Ninja Warrior UK ITV1, 7pm Proper Saturday night fodder, with one of the coolest courses you’ll be itching to have a go on – if only you can get up off the sofa. Hosted by Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara, the fourth heat has plenty of worthy competitors – as well as a few who haven’t quite woken up to the challenge.
The Voice UK BBC1, 7.45pm Everyone’s got a voice. It’s just not everyone that has a voice that these judges love enough to hit that mahoosive red button sitting tantalisingly in front of them. Performers tonight include a professional cage fighter, a violinist who sings and raps, and a drag queen. Plus Steve Calrow, who once sang with The Beatles.
Live At The Apollo BBC3, 9pm Treat yourself to some Saturday night giggles courtesy of this cracking line-up soaking up the live atmosphere in one of British comedy’s most iconic venues. Eddie Izzard hosts proceedings, with special sets from South Africa’s Trevor Noah – new host of The Daily Show – and the marvellous Josh Widdicombe.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Drop the Puck Deeside Dragons play Coventry Blaze. 7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 9.00 FilmFest on TV: My Accomplice Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces the comedy set in Brighton: My Accomplice, featuring songs and live performances from local bands. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 FilmFest on TV: My Accomplice 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin’s Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Masters Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.10 Now You See It 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today
6.00 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special health and fitness edition of the general knowledge quiz in which four teams try to come up with the answers that no-one else could think of. With contestants Dr Dawn Harper and Dr Pixie McKenna, Robin Cousins and Rosemary Conley, Iwan Thomas and Katharine Merry, and Dr Chris Steele and Lizzie Webb. 6.50 Getaway Car Getaway Car. 7.45 The Voice UK See highlights. 9.05 Casualty Hospital drama. The ED is pushed to the limit, but the team pull together under difficult circumstances. 9.55 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live including the Lotto and Thunderball draws, hosted by Gaby Roslin. 10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces the best of the action from the day’s seven Premier League matches. Manchester City and Chelsea are seeking to extend long unbeaten home runs against Crystal Palace and Everton respectively, while Leicester City, the season’s surprise high-flyers, visit relegation-threatened Aston Villa. 11.50 Snooker: Masters Extra Snooker: Masters Extra. 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News
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6.05am Race To Super Bowl 50 6.55 FILM: Wonder Man (1945) 8.30 FILM: The Prisoner Of Zenda (1952) 10.10 Homes Under The Hammer 11.10 Natural World 12.00pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 1.30 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 For What It’s Worth 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Masters Snooker 5.30 Victorian Bakers 6.30 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. Capt. Mainwaring receives a challenge from the Chief Warden to play his platoon at cricket. 7.00 Masters Snooker Semi-final action continues at the Masters with the first to 6 frames booking their place in Sunday’s final. Hazel Irvine presents live coverage from Alexandra Palace. 10.30 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry visits the menagerie for a look at some animals which start with an M, with Sue Perkins, Romesh Ranganathan, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies. 11.15 Insert Name Here Comedy panel show about people with just one thing in common - they all have the same name. Sue Perkins invites two teams, headed up by captains Richard Osman and Josh Widdicombe, to battle it out, answering questions and competing to earn the right to decide the greatest ever bearer of that episode’s name. Cue lots of comic banter, funny facts and unusual stats, as the two teams vie to outdo the other. 11.45 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.45am FILM: Spider (2002)
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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 The Tom And Jerry Show 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.30 Judge Rinder 2.35 Tipping Point 3.35 Doc Martin 4.30 The Martin Lewis Money Show 5.00 The Saturday Night Story 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates more comedy clips inspired by viewers’ smartphone videos and helmet-cam footage. 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK See highlights. 8.00 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness hosts another a sizzling new line up of 30 single girls all hoping to bag themselves a date to the isle of Fernando’s. The likely lads keen to impress include Mitch the Irish dancer from Bristol, diamond consultant Adam from Essex, musician Nathan from Salisbury and ice hockey player Rick from Blackburn. 9.20 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Sir Michael Caine for his first British chat show appearance in nearly ten years, and Rambo and Rocky star Sylvester Stallone 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FILM: Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) Starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Jet Li, Darlene Love, Chris Rock. Third sequel in the long-running action adventure series, in which the illmatched cop duo of Riggs and Murtaugh find themselves pitched against the Chinese Triads. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 Ironman Switzerland 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 FILM: Flash Gordon (1980) 12.10pm The Big Bang Theory 12.35 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 4.35 Come Dine With Me 5.05 Come Dine With Me 5.35 Come Dine With Me 6.05 Channel 4 News 6.35 Location, Location, Location Kirstie is with good friends Sam and Michael, who are pooling their resources, desperate to own their first home in hip east London. 7.30 World’s Weirdest Homes Charlie Luxton presents the world’s 20 weirdest, most fascinating and jaw-dropping homes, counting down to reveal what he thinks is the weirdest house on earth. 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious 6 (2013) Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Luke Evans, Michelle Rodriguez. Action thriller. In the sixth installment of the street racing series, former agent Brian O’Conner and his friend Dominic Toretto are tasked with taking out an international mercenary gang. In order to do so, they must rebuild their retired team of wanted fugitives in exchange for the ultimate payment: clean slates for each member. 11.40 FILM: The Running Man (1987) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto. An escaped convict is forced to take part in the Running Man, the biggest gameshow of the 21st century. 1.30am Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.30 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.30 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 5.25 1001 Things You Should Know 5.50 How I Met Your Mother
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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Make Way For Noddy 7.10 Paw Patrol 7.25 Little Princess 7.35 Pip Ahoy! 7.50 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.15 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.30 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show 11.35 Police Interceptors 12.30pm Police Interceptors 1.30 FILM: Columbo: A Matter Of Honor (1976) 3.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 4.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild 5.00 Ice Road Truckers 6.00 5 News Weekend 6.05 World War II In Colour Documentary telling the full story of World War II with the aid of rare and unseen archive footage. 7.00 World War II Battlefield Recovery History series. 8.00 Chasing Monsters: The Shark Eater Documentary series. Adventurer Cyril Chauquet seeks out colossal and dangerous underwater creatures in the most remote corners of the planet. 9.00 The Championship: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of all the action from the day’s games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present the highlights from SkyBet League 1 and 2. Play-off hopefuls Peterborough and Southend take each other on in League 1, while in League 2 Accrington face Portsmouth. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from CBB’s vaudeville themed house. 11.30 Lip Sync Battle UK British version of the hit US lip-sync competition, hosted by Professor Green and Spice Girl Mel B. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Heroes And Villains 4.50 House Doctor 5.20 House Doctor 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle
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9.00am Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm What’s Up 12.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.00 Modern Family (x6) 4.00 Futurama (x6) 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Clash Of The Titans (2010) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life
7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Live At The Apollo. See highlights. 9.30 FILM: Drive (2011) 11.05 Family Guy 11.30 Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy 12.15am Family Guy 12.35 Family Guy 12.55 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.25 Live At The Apollo 1.55 Siblings
7.00pm Stories From The Dark Earth: Meet The Ancestors Revisited 8.00 Castles: Britain’s Fortified History 9.00 The Young Montalbano 10.40 Music Moguls: Masters Of Pop 11.40 One-Hit Wonders At The BBC 12.40am Danny Baker’s Great Album Showdown 1.45 Top Of The Pops: 1981
12.20pm You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 1.50 FILM: What A Girl Wants (2003) 4.00 FILM: Bean (1997) 5.45 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 8.15 Beowulf: Return To The Shieldlands 9.20 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.20 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 12.25am The Keith Lemon Sketch Show (x2)
9.55am FILM: Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head (1966) 11.50 A Touch Of Frost 1.50pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes (x2) 4.05 Columbo: Butterfly In Shades Of Grey 6.05 Lewis 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Marchlands 1.00 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
10.00am Melissa And Joey (x2) 11.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 12.00pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 3.00 Brooklyn NineNine (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x10) 9.00 FILM: Role Models (2008) 11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.40am The Inbetweeners (x2) 1.50 The IT Crowd (x2)
8.55am Time Team (x2) 11.00 FILM: The Lady Vanishes (1979) 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 Grand Designs: House Of The Year (x4) 8.00 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 Father Ted (x3) 12.50am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 2.55 Spin
11.00am The Frogmen (1951) 1.00pm The Three Musketeers (1993) 3.05 Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 5.00 Fast Girls (2012) 6.45 Tootsie (1982) 9.00 Contraband (2012) 11.10 Alléluia (2014) 1.00am The Wolfman (2009) 3.20 Close
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SUNDAY 17 War And Peace BBC1, 9pm If you’re depressed, what do you reckon your Dad would suggest you do to feel better? See friends? Take a break from the world and come home for a bit? Dad stuff. Andrei’s papa advises him to build a house in the country. Has he not seen the stress involved in Grand Designs? Parental trends have changed.
Deutschland 83 Channel 4, 9pm The Cold War drama from Germany continues. Brrr! While at a NATO conference in Brussels, Moritz gets his first ‘Romeo’ assignment to seduce the head security analyst’s secretary. Could you turn your charm on at will, just because your boss told you to? Not on a dare or anything?
Empire Of The Tsars: Romanov Russia With Lucy Worsley BBC4, 8pm It’s the time of Catherine the Great, and with all of those myths and stories that have been swirling about, it’s time for Lucy Worsley to set the record straight. Seizing the throne from her husband, Peter III, this was a lady who knew what she wanted.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Doorstep History 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith & Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Long Lost Shows Show Nostalgia from the golden years of British TV. 7.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers. 11.00 Noise Floor 11.30 Noise Floor 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Dee Kelly Asks 1.00 The Rosies 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Floor
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6.00 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 7.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville buys a large display item to inject a little bit of sunshine into shop life on the day of Kevin’s wedding. However, Kevin is the world’s most reluctant bridegroom and is still having second thoughts. Can Granville ensure he makes it to the ceremony this time? The wedding spirit has also rekindled Mrs Featherstone’s desire for a fourth husband, and she is training her formidable sights on either Granville or Mr Newbold. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama based on the memoirs of Jennifer Worth about midwifery and family life in London’s East End during the 1950s. 9.00 War And Peace See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of Liverpool’s clash with Manchester United and Arsenal’s trip to Stoke. 11.30 FILM: The Devil’s Double (2011) Starring Dominic Cooper, Ludivine Sagnier, Raad Rawi. Drama. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News
6.00 World’s Sneakiest Animals Chris Packham meets a host of animals using devious tactics to win a mate and raise a family. New science reveals bower birds and fiddler crabs using optical illusions to impress a female, whilst a male topi antelope fakes danger to give him an edge. Meet cross-dressing cuttlefish and marsh harriers as they sneak past dominant males to mate incognito. Animal family life is no more honest, with chicks blackmailing their own parents and the honeyguide bird duping another species into raising its chick. It is sex, lies and families faking it in the world of sneaky animals - they really will stop at nothing to succeed. 7.00 Masters Snooker A maximum of 11 frames decide who will become 2016 Masters Champion and the winner of the £200,000 first prize. Hazel Irvine presents. 11.00 FILM: Headhunters (2011) Starring Aksel Hennie, Nikolaj CosterWaldau, Synnoeve Macody Lund. Thriller in which a successful business headhunter who is secretly funding his lavish lifestyle with a sideline in art theft learns that one of his contacts has a valuable painting and resolves to steal it, little realising the deadly world of trouble he is entering. 12.35am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.35 Sign Zone: Holby City
6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Eat Well For Less? 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.15 Lifeline 4.25 Songs Of Praise 5.00 Great Barrier Reef With David Attenborough
6.30am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.15 Monty Don’s Italian Gardens 8.15 Countryfile 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Masters Snooker 5.15 Ski Sunday
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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 – 7.15 Children’s television 7.15 Super 4 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 9.05 The Tom And Jerry Show 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.30 ITV News & Weather 1.35 Catchphrase 2.20 Ninja Warrior UK 3.20 FILM: You Only Live Twice (1967) 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 Unbelievable Moments: Caught On Camera Alastair Stewart presents a collection of clips. 7.00 Beowulf: Return To The Shieldlands Drama series set in Britain’s mythic past and based on the epic poem. With Slean missing, Beowulf and Rate ride out into the forest to search for him, but with the enemy of Herot’s people still at large, the forest is a dangerous place. 8.00 Endeavour Crime drama series. A seemingly routine missing persons case takes on a troubling dimension, when Morse is propelled into the untamed wilderness of the Oxfordshire countryside and the ancient Mortmaigne family estate of Crevecouer. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Joanna Lumley’s TransSiberian Adventure The last leg of her 6,400-mile train journey from Hong Kong to Moscow finds Joanna is in deepest Siberia. First stop is Lake Baikal, one of the deepest lakes in the world. 11.20 Perspectives: War Art With Eddie Redmayne Arts documentary series. Award-winning actor Eddie Redmayne, who studied history of art at Cambridge, takes an emotional journey into the field of war art. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 Location, Location, Location 2.35 The Big Bang Theory 3.05 The Big Bang Theory 3.30 The Big Bang Theory 3.55 The Simpsons 4.25 The Simpsons 4.55 The Simpsons 5.30 FILM: Epic (2013) 7.30 Channel 4 News 8.00 Walking The Himalayas Travel documentary series following explorer Levison Wood as he challenges himself to walk the length of the world’s highest mountain range, from Afghanistan to Bhutan. Following the car crash that nearly killed him, Levison and his friend Binod resume their journey in Nepal. Visiting the crash site 150 metres down a steep cliff, they meet the local villagers who saved their lives. 9.00 Deutschland 83 See highlights. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Jason Manford go up against Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty. Sam Simmons joins Countdown’s resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers. 11.05 FILM: The Final Destination (2009) Starring Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Nick Zano, Mykelti Williamson, Haley Webb and Justin Welborn. The fourth installment in the gory horror franchise begins when one teenager’s premonition saves himself and his friends from a terrible motor racetrack explosion. 12.35am 15 Kids And Counting 1.30 Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.55 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 4.50 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.00 The Restoration Man
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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.40 Wanda And The Alien 8.55 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.10 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 The Championship: Football League Tonight 11.30 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight 11.55 Police Interceptors 12.55pm Police Interceptors 1.55 FILM: Blue Streak (1999) 3.40 FILM: Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005) 5.25 FILM: Disney’s George Of The Jungle (1997) 7.10 FILM: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Starring Jim Carrey, Ian McNeice, Simon Callow, Bob Gunton and Maynard Eziashi. Comedy sequel about the zany private detective who specialises in locating missing pets. Ace Ventura travels to Africa to search for a kidnapped sacred albino bat, which reputedly has the power to restore peace between two warring tribes. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. Catch up on all the drama, action, arguments, and friendships and eavesdrop on the latest conversations in the diary room. 10.00 FILM: Eat Pray Love (2010) Starring Julia Roberts, James Franco, Billy Crudup, Javier Bardem, Richard Jenkins, Viola Davis, Mike O’Malley, Gita Reddy, A. Radcliff and Hadi Subiyanto. Drama based on author Elizabeth Gilbert’s best-selling memoir. A woman who thinks she has built the life she had always dreamed of - a husband, house, successful career - suddenly finds her world turned upside down following her divorce. 12.40am Tattoo Disasters 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Bargain Loving Brits In The Sun 4.00 House Doctor (x4) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle
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8.00am Monkey Life (x6) 11.00 WWE: Raw 12.00pm Stop Search Seize 1.00 Big Cats: An Amazing Animal Family 2.00 Futurama (x4) 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am Air Ambulance ER
7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.10 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 7.40 The Voice UK 9.00 FILM: Looper (2012) 10.50 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! (x2) 12.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.15 Siblings 1.45 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 2.15 Great TV Mistakes
7.00pm India’s Frontier Railways 8.00 Empire Of The Tsars: Romanov Russia With Lucy Worsley. See highlights. 9.00 The Golden Age Of Circus: The Show Of Shows 10.15 A Day At The Zoo 11.15 Lost Horizons: The Big Bang 12.15am Alex Higgins: The People’s Champion 1.15 20th Century Battlefields
2.00pm You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 2.55 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) 5.05 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 6.55 Minion Madness Shorts 7.10 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 9.00 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 11.10 FILM: Not Another Teen Movie (2001) 1.15am Reality Bites
11.45am Columbo: Butterfly In Shades Of Grey 1.40pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes (x2) 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Me And My Guide Dog 9.00 Neil Diamond: One Night Only 10.15 FILM: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001) 12.45am FILM: Ooh... You Are Awful! (1972)
8.00am Melissa And Joey (x2) 9.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 9.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm FILM: The Core (2003) 3.05 FILM: Home Alone (1990) 5.10 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 9.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 Rude Tube 12.05am The Inbetweeners (x2) 1.15 The IT Crowd (x2)
10.20am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 11.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Tiny House Nation 9.00 FILM: The Lincoln Lawyer (2011) 11.20 24 Hours In A&E 12.25am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 1.00pm Clueless (1995) 2.50 Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 4.40 The Princess Diaries (2001) 6.55 America’s Sweethearts (2001) 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.45 Mr Nice (2010) 1.05am Hahaha (2010) 3.25 Close
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MONDAY 18 How To Lose Weight Well Channel 4, 8pm So you feel like a blimp but still want more Christmas cake. How to reconcile the two? Maybe a bit of sound advice from some people in the know with be just the biscuit... sorry, ticket to sort you out. Dr Xand van Tulleken and dietician Hala El-Shafie help six dieters as they try the most hyped diets on the market.
Gotham: Rise Of The Villains Channel Five, 10pm Escape into the world of primary colours and a land where a trenchcoat is not a fashion statement, but a necessity as a badge of masculinity. Gordon’s on the hunt for an escaped inmate from Arkham – they’re not very good at keeping the really dangerous ones under wraps. And Theo Galavan does plotting.
Scream Queens E4, 10pm Sending up the slasher sororities with the star-power of Jamie Lee Curtis and Emma Roberts, tongue is firmly in cheek with this one. In the aftermath of the Red Devil killings shocking accusations are made that will leave the lives of those involved changed forever. Still... with this lot that might be a good idea.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Growing Concerns 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Growing Concerns 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 Get Up And Go 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss the week's stories in the press. 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 In The Pot Join Livvy and Chrissy in the Devilled Egg Kitchen Academy in Bristol on a culinary journey. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Lidköping in Sweden and Borde Hill, Sussex. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Newspapers 1.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 On The Verge
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Rachel Royce reports on what is stopping many older south east homeowners, who have hidden fortunes in their houses, from moving to smaller dwellings. 8.00 EastEnders Martin continues to grow concerned about Stacey’s erratic behaviour, while tensions remain high in the Vic. 8.30 Panorama Panorama. 9.00 Silent Witness Forensic crime drama series. When an ex-convict is found brutally murdered in his home, the Lyell team is introduced to Sasha Blackburn, a forensic psychologist who works closely with those released from prison on life licence. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Tracey Ullman’s Show Comedy sketch show. In this episode Tracey plays the Duchess of Cornwall as she babysits Prince George for the day, a man who treats the local coffee shop as his own personal office, and the wife of a Midlands couple returning from holiday to find an illegal immigrant hidden under their motorhome. 11.15 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. 11.45 The Graham Norton Show 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip This edition of the celebrity antiques challenge pits Hollywood A-lister Brian Cox against Poirot star and friend Philip Jackson in a fight for antique glory on the south coast. 8.00 University Challenge Quiz show for students. It is the first of the quarter-finals. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Immortal Egypt With Joann Fletcher Joann Fletcher explains how Ancient Egypt’s extraordinary story fits together. Joann explores the magnificent Colossi of Memnon, built under Egypt’s greatest pharaoh Amenhotep III. 10.00 Insert Name Here Comedy panel show about people with just one thing in common - they all have the same name. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Bloody Queens: Elizabeth And Mary Hour-long special revealing the intimate and ultimately deadly relationship between Queen Elizabeth I and Mary, Queen of Scots. 12.15am World Indoor Bowls Highlights 1.15 Sign Zone: Royal Wives At War 2.15 Sign Zone: Leningrad & The Orchestra That Defied Hitler
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Diane holds an open day at the pub. 7.30 Coronation Street Tracy gets more than she bargained for. Sally makes a shocking discovery. Audrey leaves Ken bemused. 8.00 Griff’s Great Britain Griff Rhys Jones sets out to explore some of Britain’s most stunning landscapes. In the third episode of the series, Griff visits the spectacularly beautiful Scottish Highlands. 8.30 Coronation Street Carla puts herself in grave danger. Anna gets a bad Phelan. Gail’s annexe needs underfloor heating. 9.00 Benidorm Sitcom set in the allinclusive Solana resort on the Costa del Sol. Joyce has been let down by her first-aid instructor and must find someone else to train the staff. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 Saved Four-part series combining gritty dramatic reconstructions with the vivid and emotional recollections of members of the public whose lives have been saved by total strangers. 11.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Sir Michael Caine for his first British chat show appearance in nearly ten years. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 For What It’s Worth 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.15am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Close Calls: On Camera 8.15 World’s Sneakiest Animals 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Bowls: World Championships 5.15 Flog It!
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. A desperate Lindsey sets about a new scheme to sabotage Mercedes and Joe’s relationship. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 How To Lose Weight Well See highlights. 9.00 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. Five years ago, George had a near fatal car accident that left him paralysed from the chest down. George now wants a girlfriend, but since his accident he’s been too nervous to ask anyone out. Will his charm win the heart of Nathalie? 10.00 Crashing Sitcom about the lives and loves of six twentysomethings who live together as property guardians in a disused hospital. As Lulu settles into a new home and job, the knock-on effects quickly escalate for Kate as her new housemate gets a little too close for comfort. 10.35 Tattoo Fixers Reality series. 11.35 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 12.35am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 1.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 2.25 Grand Designs Australia 3.20 The Restoration Man 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.15 Deal Or No Deal
Channel Five
6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Crimes Of The Mind (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Roo tries to reconnect with Maddy but she excuses herself in the hunt for Evelyn, and Roo can feel the gulf widening between them. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Lincolnshire. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. Lisa and Todd face a particularly tough mission in the form of a dangerous, little-explored trail. Elsewhere, a crash threatens to end Alex’s season. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. Catch up on all the drama, action, arguments, and friendships and eavesdrop on the latest conversations in the diary room. 10.00 Gotham: Rise Of The Villains See highlights. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am Celebrity Big Brother: Flirts, Friends & More 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Secret Life Of The Family 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Forever
7.00pm Top Gear 8.05 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Miss Transgender: Britain’s New Beauty Queens 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Siblings 11.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.45 Family Guy (x2) 12.30am Siblings 1.00 Miss Transgender: Britain’s New Beauty Queens 2.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.00 Miss Transgender
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sorry! 8.00 Woolly Mammoth: Secrets From The Ice 9.00 Nature’s Wonderlands: Islands Of Evolution 10.00 FILM: Creation (2009) 11.40 Impact! A Horizon Guide To Plane Crashes 12.40am Woolly Mammoth: Secrets From The Ice 1.40 The Secret Horse
12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show(x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 11.10 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show (x2) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.05 Mom
1.10pm Heartbeat 2.15 Wild At Heart 3.20 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Bouquet Of Barbed Wire 12.05am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 Scream Queens. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2)
11.20am FILM: Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Pillow Talk (1959) 1.10pm Lord Jim (1964) 4.15 The One That Got Away (1957) 6.25 Mud (2012) 9.00 Rush (2013) 11.20 Resident Evil (2002) 1.20am In Another Country (2012) 3.25 Close
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