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reats. That’s what get us through the winter months. It’s why we start collecting holiday brochures and feel the absence of sugared fruit in January fasts. Treats can be big or small, and we’re worth every one of them – just we’re also not worth being crippled by an over-indulgent overdraft at the end of January, so it’s worth seeking out the big and the small to keep the bank manager happy. My big treat of January was going to The Grand for tea with my mother. We do it every year that we’re not together on Christmas Day. It’s a brilliant stepping stone towards February, and beautiful bespoke luxury that leaves me dopeyhappy on camomile tea and raspberry tart. There’s something gloriously decadent about the ceremony of cutting open a scone and slathering on cream and jam. Pouring from a silver tea pot with all of the pomp of a tea strainer perched nicely over the rim of a beautiful tea cup. It’s just plain lush. Smaller treats have seen me have a bash at poker – and with
This cultural legacy is permeated through the exhibition of the artistes’ incomparable and distinct acrobatic skills, which have been honed and perfected by their lifelong dedication to their countries artistic heritage. Brighton Centre, 5 November 2016, £25/10, www.brightoncentre.co.uk
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a two-pound buy-in it hardly broke the bank. Something new, something different, ‘round a pal’s house where opening a big bag of crisps ups the game and takes us into a shared comfortzone of crumbs on the baize. Get in. In the spirit of utterly enjoying the Rocky Horror Show at the Theatre Royal Brighton last month, I’m having a small screening in my living room for friends who have never seen the film. I know! I’ve got my Mickey Mouse ears and PJs all ready. And custom pizzas made round the corner at Sainsbury’s. Treats. They don’t have to cost the Earth, and sometimes they can mean the world.
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thelatest.tv ‘good’ film. Much like the general audience – but unlike other film reviewers – we don’t ignore an actor or director’s life off screen or previous works. “It was a good performance... for him,” is something we’re happy to say! We’ll also talk about how an annoying trailer can ruin a film and steer you clear of films with aggressively positive marketing campaigns that are actually pretty pants. Joseph and I each give the oth going to Funny, random, philosophical the cinema tangents about what and films in general are amazing for actually makes a ‘good’ film two very separate film a star rating out of five and and have no idea what to watch reasons. The first is that as an those can be highly opposing but then MovieLine is the show for immersive medium that cuts you’re sure to agree with at least you. across socio-economic lines, part of what we say! Every week Joseph and I review people can be brought together to For those of you who aren’t so two films, available to view at your watch a good film. The second – sure that modern films can ever local cinema, with a (sometimes and most important, clearly – is live up to the old greats (or who that it creates the arena for a really heated) debate. From want to know which older films blockbusters to period dramas, good argument! are actually worth watching), you the latest Oscar hopeful to an indie We’ve all had the experience of can enjoy my weekly Classical that’s become a surprise hit, we leaving a cinema with family or Review. The segment is a review friends, turning to complain about aim to appeal to all film-fans. Our and analysis of a classic film that show works well thanks to Joseph what a load of tosh you just sat relates to one of the films we’re and I having very different tastes in through only to be met with: reviewing that week. Cinema has “Wow, amazing, definitely the best cinema and coming from very an incredibly long history and film of the year!” Or, in my case, as different angles: I have a degree in there are some brilliant films that a film-fan who can see the good in film history and enjoy both smart you might have missed in the dialogue, clever staging and... fast most things, it’s definitely the hundreds of so-so ones. Of course, cars. Joseph is a film fan who loves other way around. if you’re an avid hate-watcher, I a good zombie film, a punch-‘emIf you’re a regular viewer of also point out some hilariously up and a twisty horror film. Latest TV’s film review show, terrible films! Each episode, we agree on MovieLine, which I co-present with At the end of the episode we some parts, disagree on others Joseph Gunn, you will certainly play one of the freshest film and sometimes go on funny, know this! If you’re not a regular trailers to make sure you’re excited random, philosophical tangents viewer but enjoy going to the and kept abreast of what we will cinema or haven’t been for a while about what actually makes a be reviewing in the months ahead. If you’re not convinced yet, I’ll tell you it’s worth tuning in to watch Joseph make fun of me for crying during most films- even the ones I don’t like! MovieLine (originally called ‘PostFeature’) airs at 6.30pm on a Wednesday and is repeated through the week
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from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. From such a vulnerable state, respite and hope came in the unlikely form of Biggles – the support dog, a marvel in canine form. Of course he was! Meanwhile, over in Nottingham Claire has been having a ball battling her panic attacks with the soothing activity of bygone days of colouring in. You can’t have missed the growing trend in colouring in books for adults (all of them are for adults, we know this, but these ones have it written on the covers). A popular gift last month, not only is it just plain fun, but Claire has discovered all manner of soothing side-effects from
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thelatest.tv making the most of her trusty felttips. Great news! In fact, the discovery of new ways to look after yourself doesn’t stop there. In Lancashire we find out more about an initiative to help the lives of dementia sufferers with a singing group. Apparently it helps to relax and improve the memory and cognition of those taking part, as well as being that liberating fun thing most of us like to do anyway. What a lovely way to bring people together. In Wolverhampton a new simple and neat invention is helping those sleeping rough with ingenious cardboard beds; in Cardiff the serving and creating of delicious prison food is not only preparing to make your mouth water, but also serving up some serious skills to improve the lives and future job prospects of those on the inside; and in Leeds? In Leeds it’s time to have a chat with a synchronised swimmer and explore the folklore of mermaids the city possesses. There’s plenty to make you think 2016 has a lot to help every one of us steer our way forward with a good feeling in our bellies. Plus a mix of gin-making, Morse code, women in science, and how kids really think the country should be run. Maybe it should have something to do with colouring books... Digital Nation, 8.30pm, Tuesday 19 January.
seat in the house to join Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn as they help to sort through the latest film releases and news. On the ball, the dynamic duo turn their attention to Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s The Revenant – Leonardo Di Caprio after another shiny gong surviving in the wild – and Ryan Coogler’s Creed – Stallone’s Rocky Balboa is back with a different side on show. Turn off your phones and let the lights dim as you tuck in. The Rosies, Tuesday 19 January, 6.30pm The weekly panel and chat show with attitude turns its attention to feminist lingerie with Hayat Rachi. That concept has got to pique curiosity! Fittingly, the word of the day the women turn their attention to is ‘objectification’. A right good teatime treat.
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Under The Radar, Wednesday 20 January, 5.30pm Jeff Hemmings and Paul Mex spring the lid on some of the best little known stories in the music biz, as well as showing
The Newspapers, Friday 22 January, 6.30pm After a week with your head down focussing on what’s been going on in your own locale, join Mike Mendoza and Dominic Ponsford to recap on the big stories that have been occurring all over the country. Mined from the local news up and down the length and breadth of Britain, obviously it’s topical, keeping you appraised of the national news climate in one easy helping.
some rather excellent music videos. Casting a spotlight on Glen Matlock’s contribution ot The Sex Pistols, how it came to be that cult legend Shuggie turned down a job with The Rolling Stones and so much more.
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Doorstep History, Sunday 24 January, 3pm It has long been argued that the best stories are the true ones. Judge for yourself with Sarah Hayes and Norman Bartlet as they delve into the tale of William Perry – The Tipton Slasher. Plus, the pair take a closer look at a new book about the nineteenth century West Midlands boxer Chris Smith, and then they investigate the closure of the Nautical Club in Birmingham. Lots. International Chef Exchange, Monday 18 January, 9.30pm Andrew Kay sets off on another culinary adventure, as Audrey Eussen of the Beaumont restaurant and hotel in Maastricht engage in a tasty cultural exchange with Andrew MacKenzie of esteemed Brighton venue drakes. You can bet you’ll be booking into one – or both – of the establishments before the credits roll with this mouthwatering delight.
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THE JIGGLING JAPANESE LADY have always been a fidget, as a kid I had the most extraordinary ability to pick up things with my toes. Sadly this somewhat useless gift is long gone as with age my toes seem to now function as a unitary authority in one single motion. I am delighted to say though that my nephew seems to have inherited that toe wiggling gene and is now the butt of all the family’s prehensile jokes. Knowing that I am a fidget means that I have developed the ability not to do so, a vital skill for someone who spends a lot of time sat next to strangers in theatres or on trains or planes. Anyone who attends the theatre will know that I will sit still from start to finish and will also know that I am pretty intolerant of seat shifters and whisperers. Crisp eaters drive me crazy – but that’s another story. A group of friends and I recently flew to Nice for the day. The reason, to surprise a friend on her birthday. It was a reasonably priced flight, an early start and of course a late finish but it was well worth the effort to be with her on this special day and we all enjoyed a walk in the mediterranean winter sun, a delicious meal and a few glasses of wine to make the wheels of celebration run smoothly. By six thirty the sun had disappeared over the sea and it was time for us to board the local bus back to the airport, check in and wait. Nice airport is small and there was little there to keep us entertained during the long wait for our flight to be called – and airport lounge seats are never comfortable. But finally we were called and the slow process of boarding began. I waited in my seat until I could see that there were only two or three people in the queue, and then I joined in. After
for the entire time we sat waiting to push back from the airport, taxi to the runway, take off, fly and then touch down and taxi into the hard stand at Gatwick. The jiggling started with a search for her things, this took some time and was entirely useless as she never settled for long enough to listen to her iPad or read her magazine. Once all her bits were in place she had to then consult with her friend in the row in front. This involved her swinging her whole body through 180 degrees meaning that her tiny jiggling feet were virtually in my lap. Next came the air steward’s attempt to sell us stuff we neither need nor want. This required further consultation with the friend followed by a search for a purse. Purchases made, the jiggling Japanese lady then clearly started to worry about deep vein thrombosis. This manifested itself by serious bodily abuse. She clenched her fists tight and started to pound the muscles in her legs with a ferocity that was quite terrifying. This process went on intermittently for the rest of the flight, only punctuated by scrambling around to keep the blanket that she was using for added warmth, in a more than adequately heated cabin, in place. Of course with all the jiggling and leg punching it kept sliding off and landing on the floor, which in turn meant undoing her safety belt and reaching down. It was 90 minutes of pure hell, 90 minutes of much needed sleep lost. When finally we landed she was first up and first to open the overhead locker, but being tiny she did not see that her spectacle case had fallen out and was lodged out of sight. I saw it of course and being a gentleman smiled and retrieved it for her. Big mistake! Her profuse but grateful thanks caused even more of the damned jiggling.
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all, the seats were allocated so I knew I had a place to sit. What a place! To my right a gentleman of a similar age to me read quietly. To the right the jiggling Japanese lady. I know, it sounds like the title of one of Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes novels, but it could not be more appropriate. I completely understand that when taking your seat on a plane it is necessary to make yourself comfortable, find your book, specs, electronic device... This should take no more than a few minutes, but not for the jiggling Japanese lady. No, for her this was a mammoth task that lasted channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
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The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
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ast week I watched The Undateables for the first time. Now, why did I decide to set my Sky+ all of a sudden to record a show I've never bothered to watch before in my life? The trailer, basically. It looked like a particularly awkward episode featuring particularly awkward people. So in the interest of 'entertainment' I thought I'd give it a whirl. The thing with this show is that you tune into it with a sort of smirking fascination; but then actually you realise that it's the type of programming that Channel 4 does very well – almost raising awareness through light factual entertainment. There was James, to begin with – a totally harmless, sweet student, clearly highly intelligent yet romantically catastrophic. James was looking for a girlfriend. So Channel 4 sends him off on a date with Chloe, a woman with Asperger's (the same social condition he suffers from) whom he takes to afternoon tea. He gives her a rose and tells her that his mother helped him to pick out his outfit. Chloe doesn't seem fussed (probably because of the mother thing!) but by the end of the episode James is cooking her dinner at his place. He gets around too – squeezing in a date with The British Susanna in between (and taking notes with him to public have remind himself not to talk fallen for this about politics lest he comes athletic rugby across dull as well as player awkward). But, these people are anything but dull. I have been on duller dates than some of the ones portrayed on the show. I have dated (which means I have continued to go out with) duller people than this lot. There was an endearing story about Tammy, who had horribly lost some of her face to meningitis and was awaiting reconstructive surgery. It was actually very tragic, but the man she dated (whose confidence issues stemmed from the fact that he is bald and wears glasses) saw right past this and straight into her soul. Again, I have had first dates where I've left feeling worse about myself than this. Then there was Tom, the hunky, athletic rugby player. "Why is HE on this show?" you might find yourself screaming at the TV. Again, Asperger's and an added tick thrown in for good measure. The lesson here wasn't that those things don't matter if you're tall, blonde and handsome; it was about how Tom lacked any confidence whatsoever. The fact that the British public have seemingly fallen for this man and would happily throw themselves at him regardless of any evident medical condition is irrelevant – possibly because Tom might be terrified about touching you. Tom, I'd say, was the least confident of all three of these “undateables”. Normally I'll write a column erring on the cattier side of TV commentary, but I'll save that for shows such as First Dates, where these people don't really seem to help themselves, despite not necessarily having a condition per se. But The Undateables is just so damn cute that I simply can't. Nor would I want to. Andrew Bullock is a producer, presenter and writer. You can read more at www.drewjbullock.wordpress.com
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The Chilli Pickle Canteen The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
Chaula’s Lewes Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
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A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444
ITALIAN Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
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Dr Caroline Oprandi keeping you up to date with science & technology at PACA ext term the pupils will be working on their individual STEM (Science, Engineering, Technology and Maths) projects. A project-based curriculum is something that I have long conversations about, with my husband Paolo. Paolo completed a Doctorate in Education recently at the University of Sussex and has set out his opinion on this topic below. “Children spend many hours at school at great expense in their most formative years, but we often miss the opportunity to ensure they meet their potential. In the current model of education children do not learn what they value or to value the skills they have. Many of them start to believe they are bad at subjects simply because they were not motivated to learn key concepts when they are taught it. Consequently many of our children’s strengths are not uncovered or are overlooked by the Children’s time they have left strengths are school and a great opportunity is lost. not uncovered by “In order to rectify the time they this I propose we take have left school a project-based approach to our school curricula. There are four key differences in this approach from traditional education I wish to highlight.
e’ve just come across the work of JanaNicole, and we can’t wait to share! Her art offers memories in mixed media: upcycled materials evoking a myriad of emotions that range from the spiritual to the comical, the classically familiar to the downright bizarre. She was raised in the desert of Southern California, among the backdrop of social and political change of the late 1960s, and trained as an artist at the California University of Northridge, then furthering her studies at The American College, London, during the mid-eighties. Now resident in the UK, JanaNicole exhibits her work regularly in and around London and the South East as well as in her native Palm Springs. Her A-Z series was brings to the fore a cacophony of emotions that draw audiences into a familiar and welcoming place that allows them to focus undisturbed on her works and wallow in their own personal memories. With her ‘Cereals’ you can hear the crinkle of the bag that holds the toy and the ‘Snap, Crackle and Pop’ from the cereal it is concealed within. With ‘Games’ you can imagine the clicking of the mousetrap falling to the board and the clacking of the Lido bubble You’ll find as the dice fly within the yourself dome. You’ll find yourself remembering remembering rainy days and holidays, popcorn and toffee rainy days and apples, projectors and train holidays sets. JanaNicole’s style is contemporary yet retro, simple yet sophisticated, innocent yet divisive. Personal messages abound among the upcycled chaos that affronts you with her works as you enter a world that look immediately familiar, and yet on closer inspection provides much more meaningful imagery to explore. JanaNicole will be one of the artists featuring in our new publication Art in Brighton 2016 and has an upcoming solo show at the Corridor Gallery this year. Watch this space for more. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty
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“The peer engagement expected in this model gives students a genuine interest in each other’s work. Interaction between peers develops a greater discernment and criticality about the subject topics than tutor to student interaction. The increased ownership children feel combined with the opportunities for peer interaction motivates the students to be resourceful and inquisitive about the subject. Finland has already started a move towards introducing a project-based, “phenomenon learning” curriculum. Hopefully we will too in the UK, but please feel free to challenge these ideas.” I’m really looking forward to the challenges of 2016. It was great to recently have met with the Director of Teaching and Learning Research from the University of Sussex, Professor Gillian HampdenThompson and tell her about everything we had achieved in this last year. Hopefully, besides winning prizes and competitions at the STEM centre; we can also start to have an impact on educational policy. Portslade Aldridge Community Academy (PACA) is a college offering sixth form, 11-16 years, youth centre, adult learning, community education, sports centre and pre-school. Find out more at www.paca.uk.com watch on
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LEAVE THE NAMES OF OUR MONTHS ALONE re you as tired as I am of the constant fiddling with the names of months in order to promote some new and supposedly worthy campaign. I wholeheartedly approve of Movember which, forgive me if I am wrong, was the first to do this and did and does it well. It’s not easy for me to really join in as the ‘tache is a pretty permanent fixture on I am usually the kay gob, but I admire inspired by what they do and have in past years found ways to support recipe books this worthy cause. The rest rather than a are bandwagoning in a big slave to them way and few of the adaptations of the names of months work – Veganuary? Sorry, not for me, not that I have anything against people choosing to be vegan, just the ugly nature of the non-word veganuary. This month I have been less visible of the restaurant scene, not because I am cutting back but because I am really getting into cooking at home once again. Some of you will have scene my series Cook It! on Latest TV (and if you have not then I want to see a note from your mothers and fathers). Thirteen episodes in total of home cooking that strove to empower even the most nervous of cooks to feel empowered in their own kitchens. I’m now working on series two which will focus on simple ideas for a variety of kinds of culinary home entertaining, from simple mid-week suppers with friends to celebration parties for up to 20 people. I’m loving the whole process, digging out my old books, notes from parties that I have cooked and re-reading some of my favourite food writers. As you might imagine I have quite a collection of food books, recipes yes but also food philosophy. I have my favourites too. Few beat the Yorkshire TV Farmhouse Kitchen series for easily achieved classics, mine are so well used that you could boil the pages and make a hearty stock. New on the shelf right now are two new books that I am pondering with interest. With the still popular cult of street food, The Street Food Cook Book is an interesting volume. Fo me it is somewhat over designed, too many colours make the ingredients lists and methods on some pages too hard to read, not ideal when the purpose of a cook book should be ease of use in your kitchen. The recipes however are interesting and there are plenty of insights into how to make some delicious and popular dishes. The whole is heavily illustrated with good photography – but to what end? I would much rather have seen clearer design. My edition is a Northern one and features street food vendors from what you softy southerners call “Oop North” and as such it might prove more valuable as a guide book. Meze Publishing £10
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luxury honeymoons with their new partners. A masterpiece of 1930s high comedy, Private Lives is a sophisticated evening of acutely sharp and unashamed humour. Noël Coward was one of the UK’s most prolific and popular writers, Noël Coward’s plays include Hay Fever, Design For Living, Present Laughter, Relative Values, Fallen Angels and Blithe Spirit. His screenwriting credits include In Which We Serve (which he also co-directed) and Brief Encounter. Advanced sales for this witty and elegant comedy are extremely strong, so book now to avoid disappointment. Private Lives Monday 1 – Saturday 6 February Eves 7.45pm Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (booking fees apply)
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How did you know you wanted to become a magician At school I had a hard time, I was small, I'm not the biggest now. I was an easy target. My grandad was always performing magic tricks and stuff at local bars, one day he saw me getting pushed into a wheelie bin and rolled down a hill by bullies. They would take me to the top and push me down. They did it for two weeks straight so I had cuts and bruises all the time. One night he taught me this technique to stop them lifting me off the ground – they couldn't move me. I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I did magic, and it wasn't to perform it was to protect myself. After that they spread rumours around the school that I was a demon child, and had super powers. Grandpa taught me other tricks, and said if they ever threaten to break your bones show them this... (at this point Dynamo bends his little finger into a circle, fascinating and weird at the same time) so I'd show them and say, “do your worst guys, I can handle pain”. Magic was more like a defence mechanism. I dropped out of college and my grandparents had lots of Golden Retrievers and we would travel around the world doing the Pedigree Chum adverts, it was crazy, in the day we would travel in this big Winnebago all over America and places, and in the evening I would perform magic at the dog show after parties. We went to New Orleans and Vegas and, I saw street performers and acts like David Copperfield. It really opened my eyes to the fact I could actually do this for a living, and it’s worked out okay. How many hours a day do you need to train? For this tour I get up and train from 8am then I go to the venue and do on stage rehearsals, and more training at 6pm. I have physio and vocal training to be ready for the performance. But even sitting watching TV I will have a pack of cards in my hand, it’s like second nature. For the tour though it was a solid six weeks from 8 in the morning till 11 at night, its been pretty full on. Magician or Illusionist? What's the difference, which are you? I'm Dynamo, haha. I try to create my own thing. If you were to try and define an illusionist it would be watch on
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created the magic ideas they used in Harry Potter movies. The team we have brought together is my dream team. I've also been lucky enough to have people like David Copperfield call me up to give advice and support.
Why do the arena tour? Doing a stage show three years ago would’ve been the last thing on my mind, its not me. The first couple I was petrified, but I'm really starting to enjoy it now and getting more comfortable. I didn't want to perform in a ‘stage school’ way, I'm not your typical ‘jazz hands’ kind of person, and my friends would crucify me if I did, so I need to keep it authentic, its been a learning curve for me.
You do a variety of things from street performing to walking on water, what do you prefer? I love interacting with people, so it comes down to the spectators and I adapt to whoever I meet. On stage it’s not as improvised as I would like, it has to have a beginning, middle and end. Hopefully I have still managed to involve the crowds and there are elements that involve every single member of the crowd, it’s trying to keep the intimacy and manage to put it on a grand scale.
Do you devise your own tricks or work with an illusion developer? With the street magic I work with other magicians and friends. Sometimes they look at me like I'm insane. For this show I have had to work with many professionals. I have the Director of Matilda, a guy from New York called Thomas Caruso. I'd heard so many amazing things about him in the theatre. I've worked with an amazing vocal coach Barbara Houseman, she worked with Daniel Radcliffe and people like that, I wanted people to be able to understand me but without losing my accent. I also found a great guy, Paul Kieve. He channel 159 or at thelatest.tv
It’s clear from your book that it’s not just about being good at magic, you had to be good at blagging too. I believe talent can only get you so far, hard work will always trump talent. I'm fortunate to believe I have talent in what I do, I'm confident in my skills as a magician, my skills as a performer are something I have had to really work on, especially for this tour. But the blagging skills... in a way, I wouldn't be in this position without them. It took me ten years of blagging to get my TV show
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'Magician Impossible' made but Watch totally got behind me. The celebrity guests on my TV shows, a lot of that was me blagging my way to their shows, finding their security, amazing them with tricks, getting taken to the manager, then to their dancers, amazing them, spending as much time as I could with them haha, before then eventually getting taken to the main act and then blowing their minds with magic and saying “oh by the way I've got a TV show I'm making and I'd love to have you on it”. Thankfully a lot of them said “yeah ok”. One of the toughest blags was when I met Coldplay. Many years ago when they did the X&Y album, I blagged my way into Coco in Camden where they were doing press. I ended up doing magic to this lady, and she said, “you must come and show my son” so I was like “oh ok”, she started shouting “Christopher Christopher”– her son was Chris Martin. I did a few tricks and he was mesmerised so he called Gwyneth Paltrow and the rest of the band. I was a bit cheeky and asked if I could film it for my website. Chris said if I made it big and got my own TV show they would come on it. When I got my own show he said they couldn’t make it for the first three series’. I didn't bother asking for four but they heard it was my last and got in touch with me and came on the show. Does it ever go wrong and if it does what do you do? Most of what I do is improvised, people don't actually know what's meant to happen, so in my head if I think something's not going to plan, I can twist it and turn it and make it into something that is still magical, it might be a bit different to what I intended but the crowd don't know that! Other than your grandpa, if you could name one person that has influenced you in your profession who would it be? Two people. The legendary David Copperfield, I think he is one of the greatest magicians to have ever lived, his legacy is phenomenal. And David Berglas, a British magician, not many people have heard of him, years ago he was the man! Dynamo Live Tour Brighton Centre 27-31 January 0844 847 1515 brightoncentre.co.uk
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The downside of living in a desirable destination
Under-25 year olds can go free to see the Royal College of Music Wind Ensemble
hen you spend a large part of your working week riding the rails between Brighton and London, the last thing you want to do when the weekend rolls around is accommodate a visit from friends or family. Unfortunately, Brighton being one of the UK’s foremost tourist destinations, those of us who live here don’t always have a say in the matter. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy being social, and I like playing the host even more so. It gives me an excuse to buy nice wines, plus it’s generally the only time I can ever get Jack to help with the cleaning. But after five days of commuting, launching straight into the pressures of entertaining with no downtime in between can be challenging. On one hand, you want your guests to have a good time, and enjoy the full Brighton experience. On the other, you’d quite like them to clear off so you can put your sofabed to a more self-centred use, like sleeping for 36 hours straight without anyone once suggesting a trip round the Royal Pavilion. This antisocial impulse may be appealing, but it’s not without its disadvantages. At a time when a commuter’s life can feel increasingly
am a fan of anything slightly different to mix up the classical soundworld a bit and increase the sense of variety in concerts. Generally consisting of a combination of horns, bassoons, oboe and clarinet, the sound of a wind ensemble fits the bill by being alliteratively bombastic and brassy. The striking, lusty sound and bold volume of wind instruments might appeal more to younger listeners too. This performance is part of the Dome's Coffee Concert series, in association with Strings Attached, which takes part in the brilliant CAVATINA scheme. CAVATINA subsidises the attendance of young people aged 8 to 25 inclusive in chamber music concerts around the country. The number of free tickets is limited so you need to request them in person at the Dome's ticket office at 29 New Road, Brighton. The varied programme opens with Leoš Janáček's 'Mládí' (Youth) sextet, a more strange, modern piece than the rest being performed. Janáček saw the youth aspect of the piece as relating to childhood memories, which is musically reflected in occasional, fond plaintive moments of recollection, while the third movement recalls a tune the composer heard as a boy. The wind ensemble A culturally will then take on Beethoven's Piano bracing, Sonata no. 8, arranged melodic and by Robin O'Neill. Known unique Sunday as the 'Pathetique' morning sonata, it is one of Beethoven's most popular compositions and helped create a reputation for him as a composer rather than just a superb pianist. It will be interesting to see how Beethoven's brisk, legato style (where notes run smoothly into each other) will be transposed for wind and I can't wait to hear how it all comes together. Richard Strauss' Serenade in E-Flat Major, Op. 7 is a delightful one movement piece, sounding more grounded than his later experiments. As Chris Darwin writes in his programme notes however, “Strauss relishes the range of timbres that different combinations of the instruments can produce: each phrase in the first 24 bars uses a different set of instruments before they all combine for the first time at bar 24”. Mozart's Serenade No. 12 in C Minor, K. 388 will end the concert, which was written in a time when a wind band was generally used as background music for socialising. The piece is technically dazzling but can be enjoyed on many levels and leads to a glorious major crescendo. The format at coffee concerts is informal and relaxed; you often get the chance to meet performers, and cakes and beverages are available at the interval and before the show. If you want to try something new, this should be a culturally bracing, melodic and unique way to spend a Sunday morning. Royal College of Music Wind Ensemble, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Sunday 24th January, 11am, £16-£18.50, free for 8 to 25 year olds inclusive (read more above), 01273 709709 and www.brightondome.org
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WOMEN OF TROY
Once again New Venture Theatre take on a mammoth task with this huge and exacting production righton and Hove, and for that matter most of East and West Sussex, is well served when it comes to professional theatre – from Chichester through Worthing to Eastbourne and Hastings in the east and north to Crawley, we are treated to a wide range of shows of all kinds, from popular commercial theatre, to serious drama and classics, not to mention comedy one nighters and pop and classical events. Here in the city though this is added to by a thriving fringe theatre scene ranging from professional to what might once might have been called amateur. In my experience there is little need to use the word amateur with its less than professional connotations as on the whole the standards are very high. This must in part be due to the number of excellent theatre practitioners that have always chosen to make Brighton their home, but also to a discerning audience who would perhaps never settle for anything less. One such venue is the New Venture Theatre, an organisation undaunted by tackling some of the most difficult of works of both modern and classical repertoire and always seeming to pull their productionss off to critical acclaim. Their next production is Women of Troy. In Troy, the war is over and the city is burning. The Gods shift their allegiances. The city’s once rich and powerful women have been herded together to await their fates at the hands of the victorious Greeks. Who can steer that fate? Hecuba, once queen, has lost everything. Her only remaining child – Cassandra – is running through the city with burning torches, a crazed prophetess. Helen, the catalyst, awaits judgement from the husband she left, friendless in both camps. The luckless Talthybius, Greek messenger, must close his heart to the women whose destiny he comes to tell, even when the orders he bring sicken him. Director Ella Turk-Thompson says: “Women of Troy is something I have approached with equal joy and trepidation. There are certain challenges: A huge cast, many
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emotionally and verbally testing roles, seamlessly incorporated song and dance and an awful lot of fire in the stage directions. I am proud to be continuing such an ancient tradition of theatre in such a beautiful space. I am thrilled to be working with such a great and expansive cast and crew and looking forward to the challenge of bringing all the elements together in rehearsal.” Friday 26 February 2016 – Saturday 05 March 2016, 7.45pm (No Sunday/Monday eves). Matinee: Sun 17th at 2.30pm. Disabled access is limited for the Theatre Upstairs. Tickets for the show are available at £9 (Final Fri/Sat £10) Tues all tickets £7 and can be purchased online at www.newventure.org.uk. For further details phone Box Office Information on 01273 746118
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Steve Wilson – Porcupine Tree man talks to Jeff Hemmings ou most likely would have not have heard of Steve Wilson, but he’s a hugely successful musician, with his band Porcupine Tree, and as a solo artist. He's also a renowned producer, and remixer. “When I walk around London, I will very rarely get recognised. Not that I have a massive fanbase, but if I walk around almost any other city usually somebody will recognise me. They say you are prophet without honour in your own country. It's been a constant struggle to have some kind of profile in the UK mainstream,” says Steve. Not that should unduly bother him, because, like
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released a stream of conceptbased albums, the last one Hand. Cannot. Erase revolving around ideas of isolation and paranoia. “For me it's analogous to making a movie. I’m not interested in making ten pop songs... I want to tell a story; through the lyrics and the music, too. Hand. Cannot. Erase was inspired by a woman called Joyce Carol Vincent who was found dead in her apartment in North London, and her body lay undiscovered for over two years. She was a young, attractive, popular young woman. So, the idea that someone like that could disappear so completely from view, living in the heart of one of the biggest cities on Earth is extraordinary. Steve has a new 'stop-gap' album out this month, 4 1/2. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Mon 25 Jan, 7pm, £24-£34
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here’s an awful lot to make you laugh coming up in the next week or so. And so many ways in which to do it. There’s more than one way to tickle a funny bone, so if classic stand-up is your thing, or you’d prefer sketch comedy, or you’re even after a fly-by-the-seat-ofyour-pants improvised extravaganza, there’s no reason to be glum. It’s right here. Stewart Lee is in town next week, playing at the Brighton Dome’s biggest room again and trying out more material ahead of his new series of Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle. Hailed as an influence on more up-and-coming comics than Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor and Monty Python these days, Lee continues to play around with observational comedy. Providing a sting in the tail repeatedly as he jumps from one tone to another, playful with his topics and with nothing taboo, an evening with Stewart Lee is
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And in-between you’ll find the improvising buzz well in play with seasoned performers Off The Cuff. They’re so generous they’ve even opened up the show to include other quality improvisation groups, namely The Wilsons and Blanket Fort. It’s an oasis of neverbefore-seen comedy with each show made up on the night using suggestions from the audience. So if you’re looking for reasons to be cheerful, look no further. Here they are – 1... 2... 3. Stewart Lee – A Room With A Stew, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 7.30pm, Wednesday 27 January, £22, brightondome.org Off The Cuff & Friends With The Wilsons & Blanket Fort, Otherplace @ The Basement, 8pm, Saturday 23 January, £8.50/7/6, www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk Kids With Beards, Caroline Of Brunswick, Tuesday 19 January, 7.30pm, free, carolineofbrunswick.co.uk
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Golem The Old Market, 6 January 2016, ★★★★★ 1927’s third show is a loose interpretation of Gustav Meyrink’s 1915 book, updated for the iPad generation through taking swipes at inbuilt obsolescence and consumerism’s obsession with trends. Their celebrated multimedia staging featured a vast visual backdrop of claymation and animation, with the five performers interacting through doors and other props. The actors were brilliant all-round, a lengthy rehearsal period clearly paying dividends in their mellifluous old-timey dialogue which was delivered with perfect, humorous diction. The live musical accompaniment of drums and keyboards was diverse and accomplished and the involving plot was well-written. The alarmingly relevant dystopia was expertly conjured, with poignant character development effectively conveying fraying relationships and the repression of individuality. The one small drawback was a slower second half that lost momentum but overall this unique production was a wonder to behold. Joe Fuller
hree whole weeks into this new year, and somewhat amazingly my get-vaguely-fitter regime is still more or less on track. "I'm off to the gym," I'm proudly announcing to my family on an almost daily basis. And it's true, that's exactly where I do go. It's a slight distortion of the truth, I'll admit, in that the gym also has a rather nice pool, and that's the only bit I tend to use. Oh, I'll occasionally do a stint on the cross-trainer – precariously propping up my iPhone on the display so I can simultaneously catch up with EastEnders and see if poor Stacey has been sectioned yet – but mostly I head straight for what's rather unpleasantly referred to as the wet area. Unsavoury name or not, I do like the wet area. My swimming may be clumsy and awkward but I exert enough graceless energy to feel it's doing me some good. Then it's a steam, a sauna and back to work. I'm not sure the steam room and sauna are of huge benefit to me, fitness-wise, but these are where I get to close my eyes for a few precious minutes and zone out. I love this bit. Except, that is, when I encounter what I call Gogglebox syndrome.
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Inspired by the Channel 4 show of that name, this is the name I've given to that peculiar 21st century habit people have developed of not being able to shut the hell up, even for five minutes, no matter where they happen to be. Of feeling the constant need to prattle on, usually very loudly, Unsavoury about nothing of any name or consequence, oblivious to how irritating this is to not, I do like those around them. Of the wet area seemingly feeling threatened by the very idea of silence. Gogglebox has somehow made it acceptable for people to relentlessly spew out their banal, fatuous, witless opinions while sitting watching TV, much to the annoyance to us old-fashioned types who'd rather watch a programme properly and talk about it afterwards. And yes, these are the same mouthy numpties who'll sit and hold full-volume moronic conversations with one another in environments such as the steam room and sauna, where others have clearly come to chill out. Such is their lack of self-awareness that even if you jab your fingers very demonstrably in your ears, they fail to take the hint. Believe me, I've tried. Most health clubs welcome feedback, so here's mine. Put a sign on the door, politely telling customers: "If you've nothing worthwhile to say, which you almost certainly haven't, then kindly shut the hell up." Actually, I'm not sure I'd even bother with the "kindly". And while we're at it, I could suggest an even better word than "hell". Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Twitter: @mikewardontv
Krater Comedy Komedia, 8 January 2016, ★★★★★ Better looking than your average stand-up comic and funny too. Jimmy McGhie’s youthful cynicism about public school, hypocritical hippies and trendy brunches taking over from traditional greasy breakfasts hit the spot with the crowd. Edgier humour followed from grumpy middle-aged man Carey Marx who shocked and entertained from start to finish. The final act was 26 year old Chris Turner, whose freestyle raps were smart and hilarious. Compere Stephen Grant’s cheeky banter was as good as the acts, it was a great Friday night out and a very happy way to start the new year. Elizabeth Hughes
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London Gay Symphony Orchestra and Actually Gay Men’s Chorus Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 10 January 2016, ★★★★★ The first half of the programme saw the LGSO perform Saint-Saëns’ ‘Carnival of the Animals’ along with charismatic poetry from host Miss Jason (Jason Sutton), although it did disrupt the momentum a little. Poulenc’s ‘Concerto for Two Pianos and Orchestra’ was a highlight, when pianists Coady Green and Christopher Wayne Smith duelled with lyrical aplomb. The second half was more in the cabaret vein, with the AGMC performing some stirring, robust Gilbert & Sullivan, and also songs such as an emotional ‘I Won’t Send Roses’ performed by David Raven. The sense of adventure and mischief was refreshing, and the combination of orchestral and popular chorus songs ensured that there was something for everyone to enjoy. Joe Fuller 22
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TUESDAY 19 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade Channel 4, 8pm In a city with such culinary delights this piques lots of interest, as Kate Quilton, Adam Pearson and Simon Rimmer look at how customers can get the best quality food and service at restaurants. Special focus falls on pre-prepared meals and drinks served up elsewhere.
Reggie Yates’ Extreme UK: Dying For A Six Pack BBC1, 10.45pm Reggie Yates continues his investigation into twenty-first century society. Pretty important stuff he focuses on, and this week his attention turns to the pressures of male body culture, from extreme exercise to invasive plastic surgery and steroid abuse. Worth a look.
Virtually Famous E4, 10pm You’ve all seen that video with the cat. You know the one. With the super cute kitten doing the super cute thing. You know! The YouTube savvy panel show is back with host Kevin McHale and team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark with Jimmy Carr, MiC’s Jamie, Tattoo Fixer’s Jay, and comic Ellie Taylor.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Music of Barry Mills 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Drop the Puck 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 Get Up And Go Fitness show with a team of trainers covering a range of different techniques. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 The Long Lost Shows Show Nostalgia from the golden years of British TV. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. Our monthly top 10 is compiled solely from albums bought in Brighton's independent store, Resident Records. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Get Up And Go 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 The Long Lost Shows Show 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders It’s the day of Charlie’s funeral and Kat prepares to say goodbye, but things soon take a turn. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. It’s a case of fight or flight for Hanssen when Guy vies to regain control of Holby Hospital. 9.00 Silent Witness Forensic crime drama series. After the team discovers that suspect Paul may not be who he says he is, and was involved in an infamous murder in the past, the investigation revisits the fifteen-year-old case. Wounds are reopened for the family of the victim as Paul’s psychopathic accomplice in the historical murder is visited in the hope that he can shed light on the current investigation. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Reggie Yates’ Extreme UK: Dying For A Six Pack See highlights. 11.45 FILM: Heist (2001) Starring Gene Hackman, Delroy Lindo, Danny DeVito, Sam Rockwell. Veteran jewel thief Joe and his crew agree to one last gold robbery for a bigshot mobster to fund their retirement. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Television presenter Esther Rantzen challenges her daughter, and fellow presenter, Rebecca Wilcox in a competition for antique glory in and around Reading. 8.00 Victorian Bakers Four 21st century bakers bake their way through the era that gave us modern baking as we know it - the reign of Queen Victoria. Experts Alex Langlands and Annie Gray join them to tell the incredible story of our daily bread. The bakers have said goodbye to the brutal working conditions of the 1870s urban bakery. 9.00 Barely Legal Grafters 10.00 Phone Shop Idol Go on – pop down to to the local phone shop and sing your lungs out and see what happens... 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.15 Race To Super Bowl 50 Mark Chapman presents the best of the week’s American football action. 12.05am World Indoor Bowls Highlights 1.05 Sign Zone: Immortal Egypt With Joann Fletcher 2.05 Sign Zone: Doctor In The House
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Carly spots a money-making opportunity. Rakesh has a run-in with the police. Things go from bad to worse for Aaron. 8.00 Trawlermen Tales Three-part documentary series following the Cornish trawler fishermen of Newlyn and the families they leave ashore when they go to sea. 9.00 Saved Four-part series combining gritty dramatic reconstructions with the vivid and emotional recollections of members of the public whose lives have been saved by total strangers. On Christmas Eve 2012, a carer is on her way to work at a home for the elderly when her car veers off the road in heavy rain. She finds herself trapped upside down in her overturned car, which is sinking as it fills with freezing flood water. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Britain’s Biggest Adventures With Bear Grylls Action adventurer Bear Grylls combines natural history with the adrenaline rush of a survival show as he explores Britain at its most extreme. 11.40 Double Decker Driving School 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 For What It’s Worth 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.15am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Escape To The Continent 8.15 Thief Trackers 8.45 Great British Railway Journeys 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Bowls: World Championships 5.15 Flog It!
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Louis fears that Mrs St Claire’s anger will force her to do something drastic. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade See highlights. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Copenhagen Noel Fielding joins Richard Ayoade in Denmark for 48 fast and funny hours in Copenhagen. The pair manage to pack cycling, sightseeing, art, sandwiches, beer, roller coasters and alternative living into the allotted two days. 9.00 The Jihadis Next Door Documentary maker Jamie Roberts takes an intimate look at the people spreading extremist fundamentalism in Britain. 10.00 Kid Criminals Two-part documentary which explores some of the highest-security juvenile prisons in the US, facilities which house child inmates who have committed shocking crimes. 11.00 Manchester’s Serial Killer? Documentary. 12.05am Busting The Drugs Millions: Inside The National Crime Agency 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Ironman Switzerland 2.25 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 3.20 The Restoration Man 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Betrayed (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Roo’s unease grows after being confronted by James’ wife, and when she observes James in father mode speaking to his daughter her guilt spikes. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Dog Rescuers Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 8.00 Bargain Loving Brits In The Sun Documentary series exploring Brits who moved to Benidorm for sun and a low-cost life. Mo and Peggy are ‘swallows’, flitting between Benidorm and Bournemouth according to the weather. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents all of the drama and action as the latest celeb is evicted from the house. 10.00 Secret Life Of The Family Documentary series which uses reality rigs and personal camera to capture the lives of six British families 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 I’m An Alcoholic: My Name Is... 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Stella 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Forever
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Adam Pearson: Freak Show 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Adam Pearson: Freak Show 1.45 Miss Transgender: Britain’s New Beauty Queens
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sorry! 8.00 Alex Higgins: The People’s Champion 9.00 The Queen’s Castle 10.00 The Crusades 11.00 Nature’s Wonderlands: Islands Of Evolution 12.00am The World’s Most Beautiful Eggs: The Genius Of Carl Faberge 1.00 Stories From The Dark Earth
12.45pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 The Hot Desk 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 FILM: American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Bouquet Of Barbed Wire 12.00am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
5.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Virtually Famous. See highlights. 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Gogglebox 12.35am Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2)
1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Lady From Shanghai (1947) 12.45pm Summer Holiday (1963) 2.55 The Last Sunset (1961) 5.10 It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955) 6.50 Run, Fat Boy, Run (2007) 9.00 The Hunger Games (2012) 11.45 Betty Blue (1986) 3.30am Close
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WEDNESDAY 20 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor BBC2, 8pm The doctors are in Glasgow with some more tips to make us all more aware of our health. It’s still January so we’re all still trying to be good, right? Dr Chris van Tulleken investigates whether beards are unhygienic, Michael Mosley checks out if meat is bad for us, and Dr Saleyha Ahsan finds out more about sepsis.
10,000 BC: Two Tribes Channel Five, 10pm You know what Frankie said about two tribes? Well, it’s in the works. The first tribe of 12 Brits, relinquishing all mod cons and stepping back into the Stone Age, arrive at camp but their scouting party find another abandoned site by the lake they think is much better. Ever wondered where the second tribe is turning up, mates?
Supernatural E4, 10.25pm It’s lovely to see family bonding. King of Hell Crowley seems to be getting on very well with his ne-er do well mother witch Rowena. With a lineage like that he didn’t really stand a chance, did he? Anyway, he captures Olivette, the leader of the Grand Coven, and Mummy Dearest is thrilled. This will not end well.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Digital Nation 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Doorstep History 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Rosies 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Digital Nation 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Doorstep History 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. 7.00 Millionaires' Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, outstanding, and unique dream houses. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Dee Kelly Asks Dee (Benefits Street and Big Brother) gets to the heart of the big issues: legal highs, FGM, immigration, mental health issues in men and more. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. In this episode, we take a look at the work of Jack Delaney. 10.00 F-Stop In this episode, we take a look at the work of Tim Bassford. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Millionaires' Row 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Dee Kelly Asks 3.00 Latest News 3.30 FStop (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 MOTD Live: FA Cup 3rd Round Replay MOTD Live: FA Cup 3rd Round Replay. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 Film 2016 The latest film reviews, news and interviews. 11.45 FILM: Good (2008) Starring Viggo Mortensen, Jason Isaacs, Jodie Whittaker, Steven Mackintosh, Mark Strong, Gemma Jones, Anastasia Hille, Steven Elder, Guy Henry, Ralph Riach and Adrian Schiller. Drama about the rise of national socialism in Germany. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Actors Lesley Joseph and Christopher Biggins battle in a competition for antique glory around Essex and Buckinghamshire. 8.00 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor See highlights. 9.00 The Town That Went Offshore Heydon Prowse investigates the picturesque town in the Welsh Brecon Beacons that is starting a national tax revolt. For some of the UK’s biggest companies, paying corporation tax seems to be optional. Using devilishly complicated - but completely legal - accounting techniques, they can run rings around HMRC. Now, the small businesses of one Welsh town are fighting back. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell Howards returns to offer his unique take on the week’s global headlines and bizarre news stories. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Immortal Egypt With Joann Fletcher Joann Fletcher explains how Ancient Egypt’s extraordinary story fits together. 12.15am World Indoor Bowls Highlights 1.15 Sign Zone: Tomorrow’s Food 2.15 Sign Zone: World’s Weirdest Events
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Coronation Street Will Tracy smash Nick’s dreams? 7.30 The National Television Awards Hundreds of stars and thousands of fans join host Dermot O’Leary at the 21st National Television Awards for the biggest night in British TV. Broadcast from The 02 London, the NTAs celebrate television’s best-loved shows and stars in the only TV awards ceremony where all the winners are chosen by viewers via a huge nationwide poll. It is TV’s biggest election where the TV talking points of the year compete for honours. From Poldark, Doctor Foster, Humans and Downton Abbey to Top Gear, Gogglebox and Bake Off and more, all of the favourite stars from the nation’s most popular shows gather for this one night only. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 Cameraman To The Queen A fascinating insight into the work of royal cameraman Peter Wilkinson, who has been present at the Queen’s public engagements for 18 years. 11.45 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 For What It’s Worth 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.15am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Escape To The Continent 8.15 Thief Trackers 8.45 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Lifeline 1.10 Bowls: World Championships 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As Lindsey’s scheme to reel Joe in starts to work, Mercedes becomes suspicious. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper Mary Portas visits City Hardware, a family-run DIY store in the heart of London. The shop is stuck in the 1960s and Mary is in for a shock when she uncovers their attitude to customers. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. Retired firefighter John is rushed to A&E by helicopter after being accidentally hit in the face by a golf club. John lost consciousness and is in an induced coma. With a suspected critical head injury, he’s sent straight for a CT scan. 10.00 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Katie Piper meets people who love their body work and others who loathe it. 11.05 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. 12.05am C4’s Future Sounds: Music On 4 12.35 15 Kids And Counting 1.30 How To Lose Weight Well 2.25 FILM: Prizzi’s Honor (1985) 4.30 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 5.25 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Do No Harm (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash finds Josh on the floor of the caravan park and he is rushed to hospital where the doctors confirm that his situation is very serious and will need surgery. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series in which cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series filmed inside the consulting rooms at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. Catch up on all the drama, action, arguments, and friendships and eavesdrop on the latest conversations in the diary room. 10.00 10,000 BC: Two Tribes See highlights. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 12.00am Britain’s Flashiest Families 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Murdered By My Boyfriend 10.00 Live At The Apollo 10.30 Keepin ‘er Country 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.20 Family Guy 12.40 Murdered By My Boyfriend 1.40 Adam Pearson: Freak Show 2.40 Keepin ‘er Country 3.30 Siblings
7.00pm News 7.30 Sorry! 8.00 The Story Of Scottish Art 9.00 Empire Of The Tsars: Romanov Russia With Lucy Worsley 10.00 The Queen’s Castle 11.00 The Trains That Time Forgot: Britain’s Lost Railway Journeys 12.00am The Crusades 1.00 Constable: A Country Rebel 2.00 The Story Of Scottish Art
12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Bouquet Of Barbed Wire 12.05am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
4.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 FILM: Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992) 10.25 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.25 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.25am The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2015
1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 Building The Dream
11.00am Pimpernel Smith (1941) 1.30pm The Professionals (1966) 3.50 Bear Island (1979) 6.10 The Karate Kid (2010) 9.00 Hitchcock (2012) 10.55 Psycho (1960) 1.05am The Sugarland Express (1974) 3.25 Close
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THURSDAY 21 Jericho ITV1, 9pm You know what’s a bummer in the Yorkshire Dales in the 1870s? Getting ill. It’s really not a good idea. Martha’s very green about the gills and there isn’t a doctor in sight, meaning that Johnny has to make a mega sacrifice before it’s too late. That’s why he’s looking all moody. Best to let him stew for a bit...
Date My Mum Channel 4, 10pm It worked for Sleepless In Seattle so why not for a heart-warming C4 documentary? Two single mums look for love online, with their kids in the driving seat on the selection process. Interviewing three potential suitors before selecting one to date their mum, what do kids look for in an ideal man?
Scorpion ITV2, 9pm Like an extension of a 90s teen high school comedy, the brainiacs have all the best quirks and the pretty girl really ‘gets’ them. Just need Freddie Prinze Jnr and it’s deja vu complete! Anyway, this lot also help the FBI save the world six times before breakfast – proper added value. Aren’t clever clogs grand!
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Get Up And Go 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Movie Line 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Get Up And Go 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Millionaires' Row 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Millionaires' Row 2.00 52% 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 You Make It, We Show It! 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders As Stacey’s psychosis continues to intensify, Martin realises he needs help. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Dickensian Drama series set within the world of Charles Dickens’s novels. Honoria and Hawdon desperately try to secure Edward Barbary’s freedom, while Bucket gets a major new lead. Arthur’s drinking nearly gets the better of him and Compeyson is forced to teach him a lesson. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts as actress Joanna Scanlan, comedian Noel Fielding and former footballer Ian Wright compete to have their pet hates consigned to Room 101. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series set on a Caribbean island. DI Goodman finds himself embroiled in the highly strung world of modelling when a young star is strangled in the middle of a fashion show. JP bumps into an old flame. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Rugby stars Phil Vickery and Martin Offiah take to the antiques trail around Bristol with the help of experts Margie Cooper and Christina Trevanion. 8.00 World’s Sneakiest Animals Chris Packham meets the animals using devious tactics and sneaky tricks to survive. 9.00 The Story Of China Will this be discussing crockery or Communism? The tension is palpable. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show The weekly show where Clare Balding interviews some of the biggest names in sport. Clare’s guests on the sofa this week include British adventurer Sarah Outen and comedienne Jo Brand, who faces her own arduous journey as she prepares to take on the BT Sport Relief Challenge. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.15 Barely Legal Grafters 12.15am World Indoor Bowls Highlights 1.15 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.45 Sign Zone: Britain’s Muslim Soldiers 2.25 Sign Zone: Great Barrier Reef With David Attenborough
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Nikhil reveals his true feelings. Tracy has a hot date. 7.30 Supermarkets - The Tricks Of The Trade: Tonight Shopping for groceries is expected to cost the nation over £200 billion by 2020 – with more people going online, using discounters like Aldi and Lidl, and ‘going local’ on a more regular basis. So how will the supermarkets try to coax the pounds out of the consumers’ pockets? 8.00 Emmerdale Robert is out of his depth. Ashley admits he made a mistake. Nikhil cannot believe his luck. 8.30 Birds Of A Feather The Essexbased sitcom. Sharon’s disapproval of Tracey dating policeman Barry and apparently overlooking Garth’s feelings for his dad leads to a major quarrel between the sisters. 9.00 Jericho See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The Last Word Phil Hornby talks through the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures. 11.10 Trawlermen Tales Three-part documentary series following the Cornish trawler fishermen of Newlyn. 12.10am Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Jackpot247 3.00 Supermarkets - The Tricks Of The Trade: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 For What It’s Worth 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.15am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Escape To The Continent 8.15 Great British Menu 8.45 Thief Trackers 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Bowls: World Championships 5.15 Flog It!
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ben’s misconduct puts his job on the line, and the community is in suspense when the case against Trevor takes an unexpected turn. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil are in Kent, searching in Maidstone and around the beautiful Kent countryside. 9.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the country helping people from all walks of life transform neglected historic buildings. Thirty years after starting to restore a Georgian gazebo tower built on top of Pembroke’s medieval city walls, retired businessman Bruce Woodall finally takes on the challenge of finishing it. 10.00 Date My Mum See highlights. 11.05 Rich Kids Go Shopping Documentary exploring the extraordinary lives of five wealthy 18to 21-year-olds who have grafted for every penny, and their incredible desire to make and spend money. 12.05am 24 Hours In A&E 1.05 The Jihadis Next Door 2.05 Embarrassing Bodies 3.00 Unreported World 3.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.20 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 5.15 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Virtual Lies (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kyle notices Andy and Hannah getting close. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Ben journeys to one of the 7,000 remote tropical islands in the Philippines to live with ‘Jungle Neil’ Hoag, a 45-year-old former cabbie from Florida who struggled to make a living before finding the love of his life on the other side of the world and becoming a coconut farmer. 8.00 Britain’s Bloody Crown Documentary series in which historian Dan Jones’s unique storytelling is combined with scripted drama to reveal the true story of the Wars of the Roses. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. Catch up on all the drama, action, arguments, and friendships and eavesdrop on the latest conversations in the diary room. 10.00 10,000 BC: Two Tribes Reality series set in a remote Bulgarian forest where 24 Brits are trying to live as their Stone Age ancestors did. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 That’s So 1985 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five0 (x2) 1.00am Forever
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.05 EastEnders 10.35 Mongrels 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Siblings 1.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 2.00 Mongrels 2.30 Siblings 3.00 Murdered By My Boyfriend
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 8.00 Majesty And Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces 9.00 The Brain With David Eagleman 10.00 Brian Pern: 45 Years Of Prog And Roll 10.30 India’s Frontier Railways 11.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 12.10am When Pop Ruled My Life: The Fans’ Story
1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 The Hot Desk 7.00 Ultimate You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion. See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)
2.05pm Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 10.00 Gogglebox 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube 1.00 Gogglebox
10.00am Grand Designs 11.05 FILM: Sahara (1943) 1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 The Supervet
11.00am Rio Grande (1950) 1.10pm Gilda (1946) 3.25 Siege At Red River (1954) 5.10 Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 6.55 The Three Musketeers (1993) 9.00 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.00 Taken (2008) 12.45am Rising Sun (1993) 3.30 Close
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FRIDAY 22 Britain’s Trillion Pound Island – Inside Cayman BBC2, 9pm It’s one of the biggest issues of the current financial climate – what does offshore banking actually involve? Jacques Peretti travels to the Cayman Islands, a British territory, to discover if paying no tax is legal, ethical and who pays for the legal loophole. Digging deep.
Lip Sync Battle Channel Five, 10pm If there was one person we knew was built to embrace the Lip Sync ethos of throwing yourself into the experience completely it’s Rufus Hound. He’s on tonight! Woop! Trying to compete against the comic and actor is Hollyoaks and I’m A Celebrity... actress Jorgie Porter. Here’s hoping they both get some raw rawwwkk on.
Grand Designs More4, 7.55pm Most of the time Kevin McCloud hovers in the background looking concerned about people’s ideal homes coming to terrifying fruition with the knowledge that if only an architect had been more involved it might’ve been alright. Martin Pease is an architect and he’s building a sugar cube family home. Riiiiight.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Bowlegs 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm The Long Lost Shows Show 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round, 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 9.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 10.00 The Long Lost Shows Show Nostalgia from the golden years of British TV. 11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 The Music of Barry Mills 1.00 Bowlegs 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Modern Toss 4.00 Modern Toss 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Martin worries for Stacey, but will she listen and get the help she needs? 8.30 Dickensian Drama series set within the world of Charles Dickens’s novels. Honoria faces up to the reality of her father’s desperate situation and what it means for her relationship with Captain Hawdon. 9.00 Shetland Crime drama set on the remote Scottish islands. DI Jimmy Perez is convinced that Michael Maguire is somehow implicated in the death of Robbie Morton. But with the investigation seemingly under threat before it’s even started, he faces an uphill battle to uncover the truth behind Maguire’s silence. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by rapper, music producer, and actor Ice Cube and actor and comedian Kevin Hart who star in comedy Ride Along 2. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show. 11.55 The Apprentice USA 1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Bergerac’s John Nettles takes on actor Barbara Flynn in a search for treasure around Devon and Dorset. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys invites four more contenders to answer questions in the black chair. The subjects are Gavin and Stacey, Sir John Gielgud, Jackie Robinson and William Morris. 8.30 What To Buy And Why The engineers who run the Blackpool Illuminations discuss how to slash lighting bills, top audio visual engineers offer advice on which TVs to invest in and the show investigates whether shops are misleading us about thread count when we buy bed linen. 9.00 Britain’s Trillion Pound Island - Inside Cayman See highlights. 10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry meditates on matters medieval and macabre with Julia Zemiro, Matt Lucas, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 The Story Of China 12.05am World Indoor Bowls Highlights 1.05 Sign Zone: Question Time 2.05 Sign Zone: Top Gear: From A-Z - Part 2
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Robert shows where his loyalties lie. 7.30 Coronation Street Tracy faces some difficult questions. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan offer more money-saving tips. In this programme, they demonstrate how to boost your credit score so you can make yourself attractive to lenders and get a mortgage. 8.30 Coronation Street Tracy finally cracks. Roy says farewell for now. 9.00 Mr Selfridge Period drama. Determined to quash any rumours as to his retirement, he has returned to work and makes the acquaintance of Jimmy Dillon, a mysterious entrepreneur. Despite his loss, Harry is pretending that it is business as usual and is happily distracted with new belle Rosie Dolly. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 Birds Of A Feather The Essex-based sitcom. Sharon’s disapproval of Tracey dating policeman Barry and apparently overlooking Garth’s feelings for his dad leads to a major quarrel. 11.10 FILM: You Only Live Twice (1967) Starring Sean Connery, Bernard Lee, Donald Pleasence, Akiko Wakabayashi. Espionage adventure. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 For What It’s Worth 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.15am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Escape To The Continent 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Bowls: World Championships 5.15 Flog It!
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Esther and Grace are shocked by the latest development in Trevor’s case. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast Cookery series from Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier. The boys are joined by actor, writer and comedian, Jack Whitehall, who learns how to cook a megaindulgent chocolate pizza. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Miles Jupp go up against Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Sam Simmons joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Eternal singleton Nicole meets chartered surveyor Gary, who tells her how many bricks make up the restaurant. Snazzy. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a brand new Top 50 countdown celebrating the greatest heroes on the internet. 12.10am Virtually Famous 12.55 FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) 2.40 SuperScrimpers 3.05 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 4.00 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 4.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 How I Met Your Mother
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Jane Doe - The Harder They Fall (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hunter comes home a day early and finds Charlotte and Matt together. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show. 8.00 That’s So 1980 Entertainment series that looks back on different years from the 1980s and 90s via the news, pop and TV archive from each year. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction Join Emma Willis as a celebrity housemate fails to make the cut and is evicted from CBB’s vaudeville themed house. 10.00 Lip Sync Battle UK See highlights. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. Catch up on all the drama, action, arguments, and friendships and eavesdrop on the latest conversations in the diary room. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction 4.00 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction 4.25 Tattoo Disasters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.05 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 Siblings 1.15 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 2.00 Keepin ‘er Country 2.40 FILM: Chicken Run (2000)
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 8.00 The Good Old Days 8.45 Pop Go The Sixties 9.00 Duets At The BBC 10.00 Music Moguls: Masters Of Pop 11.00 FILM: Lemmy: The Movie (2010) 12.50am Motorhead @ Glastonbury 1.20 Top Of The Pops: 1981 2.00 Music Moguls: Masters Of Pop
10.20am Dinner Date 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Next Generation 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Dark Knight (2008) 12.00am Take Me Out
2.05pm Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.40am FILM: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001)
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Role Models (2008) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoo Fixers
10.00am Grand Designs 11.05 FILM: The Lady Vanishes (1979) 1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs. See highlights. 9.00 Spin 10.10 FILM: The Lincoln Lawyer (2011) 12.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am The One That Got Away (1957) 1.15pm The Frogmen (1951) 3.10 The Million Pound Note (1954) 4.55 The Violent Men (1955) 6.50 The Secret Life Of Bees (2008) 9.00 Battle: Los Angeles (2011) 11.15 Five Fingers Of Death (1972) 1.20am Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2010) 3.40 Close
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SATURDAY 23 Getaway Car BBC1, 6.50pm Been wondering what The Stig has been up to since his erstwhile boy racer pals migrated under a cloud to set up their new programme on Amazon? This. Dermot O’Leary hosts the gameshow in which five couples test their nerve and driving ability, with one team in the final showdown against The Stig.
The Girl Who Forgave The Nazis Channel 4, 8pm This documentary sprang up in response to something that happened at the trail of former camp guard Oskar Groening last year. Elderly survivor of the Auschwitz camp Eva Kor publicly forgave and embraced him. Remarkable. Hardly surprising we want to know more.
FILM: This Means War E4, 9pm Fancy a Saturday night watching two CIA agent best pals trying to out-do each other in th romance stakes competing for Reese Witherspoon? Then you’re in luck, by Jiminy! Starring Chris Pine and Tom Hardy in this romantic comedy with explosives, tune in and plug in to another world for the weekend.
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6.00 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge. 6.50 Getaway Car See highlights. 7.45 The Voice UK Coaches will.i.am, Ricky Wilson, Boy George and Paloma Faith assess another set of hopefuls, including a professional cage fighter who sings on his way to his fights, a violinist who also sings and raps, and a drag queen with a unique voice and personality. The show also hears from Steve Calrow who once sang with The Beatles. Hosted by Emma Willis and Marvin Humes. 9.05 Casualty Hospital drama. Jacob teaches a hopeless man how to approach his crush, while Ethan becomes disillusioned. 9.55 The National Lottery Draws 10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of the day’s eight Premier League games, including the late kick-off at Upton Park where West Ham take on Manchester City. 11.55 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) Starring Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Ciaran Hinds. Globe-trotting action sequel. 1.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News
6.50 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom. 7.20 FILM: War Horse (2011) Starring Jeremy Irvine, Peter Mullan, Emily Watson, Niels Arestrup, David Thewlis, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston. Wartime drama. It is 1914, and struggling Devon farmer Ted Narracott buys a remarkable but unsuitable horse at auction. His son Albert names him Joey and, under pressure from their unscrupulous landlord, somehow trains Joey to work the farm. But when war breaks out, Joey is requisitioned by the army to serve at the front. 9.35 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry meditates on matters medieval and macabre with Julia Zemiro, Matt Lucas, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. 10.20 Insert Name Here Comedy panel show about people with just one thing in common - they all have the same name. Sue Perkins hosts. 10.50 Live At The Apollo The famously quick-witted Dara O Briain introduces two of comedy’s biggest stars - razor-sharp comic Zoe Lyons and the talented Paul Chowdhry. 11.35 World Indoor Bowls Highlights Highlights from both semi-finals in the men’s singles at the World Indoor Bowls Championships. 12.35am FILM: Walkabout (1971) 2.15 FILM: East Of Sudan (1964)
6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Tennis: Australian Open 2016 Highlights 2.00 World Indoor Bowls Championships 4.30 Final Score 5.10 Now You See It 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today
6.05am Race To Super Bowl 50 6.55 FILM: Animal Farm (1955) 8.05 FILM: Bye Bye Birdie (1963) 9.55 FILM: Race To Witch Mountain (2009) 11.30 Island Stories 12.00pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 1.30 FILM: Day Of The Evil Gun (1968) 3.00 FILM: 4 For Texas (1963) 4.50 Flog It! 5.50 Victorian Bakers
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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 The Tom And Jerry Show 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.15pm ITV News & Weather 12.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.25 Judge Rinder 2.25 Tipping Point 3.30 Doc Martin 4.30 The Martin Lewis Money Show 5.00 The Saturday Night Story 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News & Weather 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill’s presents more eccentric, real-life footage filmed by viewers. 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara host the final heat as competitors from all over the UK take on TV’s toughest obstacle course. Who will rise to the challenge, conquer Mount Midoriyama and be crowned the UK’s first Ninja Warrior? 8.00 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness hosts another edition of the hilarious dating show. Paddy’s 30 single ladies are all hoping to bag themselves a date on the Isle of Fernandos, but which of them will be heading off for some fun in the sun? 9.15 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes the actress and comedian Catherine Tate, actor John Krasinski who talks about his latest film 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, and Scottish stand-up comedian Kevin Bridges. 10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.30 FILM: The Chronicles Of Riddick (2004) Starring Vin Diesel, Thandie Newton, Judi Dench, Colm Feore, Karl Urban and Yorick van Wageningen. Sci-fi action sequel to Pitch Black. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 International Snowdon Race 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.25 The Simpsons 12.55 The Simpsons 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.35 Come Dine With Me 6.05 Come Dine With Me The cookery-based reality show. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. In the first of a new series, the couple goes in search of London’s lost route to the sea. 8.00 The Girl Who Forgave The Nazis See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Oblivion (2013) Starring Tom Cruise, Olga Kurylenko, Andrea Riseborough, Morgan Freeman. Postapocalyptic sci-fi. It is 2077 and Earth has been destroyed in an extraterrestrial war, the surviving population evacuated to the safety of a lunar colony. Sky-dwelling repairman (and remorseless mercenary) Jack Harper has the job of servicing a lethal fleet of drones that protect vast rigs extracting water from the wasteland that is Earth. Jack carries out his tasks efficiently, until a craft crash-lands and he is inexplicably drawn to the sole survivor. 11.30 FILM: Priest (2011) Starring Paul Bettany, Karl Urban, Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q, Lily Collins, Brad Dourif, Stephen Moyer. Action thriller based in a world where vampires and man are at war. 1.10am Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.15 Undercover Boss 4.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 How I Met Your Mother
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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Pip Ahoy! 7.50 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.15 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.30 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show 11.30 Police Interceptors 12.30pm Police Interceptors 1.25 Police Interceptors 2.25 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 3.25 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 4.20 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 5.20 5 News Weekend 5.25 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 6.15 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. 7.05 World War II In Colour Documentary telling the full story of World War II with the aid of rare and unseen archive footage, recently released official documents and modern techniques of colouring and satellite mapping. 8.00 World War II Battlefield Recovery WWII history series. In its ongoing mission to recover buried stories from some of the bloodiest battlefields the world has known, the team heads to western Poland to track German soldiers fleeing the advance of the Red Army in 1945. 9.00 The Championship: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of today’s action from the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present the highlights from SkyBet League 1 and 2. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. 11.30 Lip Sync Battle UK British version of the hit US show. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Flirts, Friends & More 4.50 House Doctor (x2) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle
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10.00am Soccer AM 12.00pm What’s Up 12.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.00 Modern Family (x6) 4.00 Futurama (x6) 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: XXx2: The Next Level (2005) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 1.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo
7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Top Gear 9.05 FILM: Looper (2012) 10.55 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 12.50 Family Guy 1.10 Family Guy 1.35 Siblings 2.05 FILM: Tropic Thunder (2008) 3.45 Glastonbury: The Udder Side
7.00pm Stories From The Dark Earth: Meet The Ancestors Revisited 8.00 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History 9.00 The Young Montalbano 10.55 Music Moguls: Masters Of Pop 11.55 Duets At The BBC 12.55am Danny Baker’s Great Album Showdown 1.55 Top Of The Pops: 1981 (x2) 3.20 Sounds Of The Eighties
2.05pm FILM: Small Soldiers (1998) 4.20 Despicable Me 4.40 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 6.25 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 8.15 Beowulf: Return To The Shieldlands 9.15 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.15 FILM: American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) 12.25am FILM: Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
6.30am Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.25 The Royal (x3) 11.35 A Touch Of Frost 1.50pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes (x2) 4.00 Midsomer Murders 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Marchlands 1.00 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes
9.30am How I Met Your Mother (x2) 10.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 11.30 The Goldbergs (x5) 2.00pm FILM: The Core (2003) 4.35 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: This Means War (2012). See highlights. 11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.50am Virtually Famous 1.40 The Inbetweeners (x2) 2.45 The IT Crowd (x2)
8.55am Time Team 10.00 River Cottage Bites 10.20 Celebrity Come Dine With Me (x5) 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 Grand Designs (x5) 9.00 Holocaust: Night Will Fall 10.20 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.30am Father Ted 1.00 Father Ted 1.35 Dogging Tales 2.50 Spin 4.00 Close
11.00am Biggles (1986) 1.00pm The Princess Diaries (2001) 3.15 War Of The Worlds (1953) 5.00 Parental Guidance (2012) 7.05 Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 8.55 Youth Interview Special 9.00 Red Eye (2005) 10.35 Mindscape (2013) 12.30am Blood And Chocolate (2007) 2.25 Oki’s Movie (2010) 4.00 Close
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SUNDAY 24 Attenborough And The Giant Dinosaur BBC1, 6.30pm Someone needs to turn this into a kids’ picture book – now! In the meantime, this glorious idea sees the lovely David Attenborough investigate the discovery of a truly giant dinosaur find in Argentina. Disappear into a world of massive creatures, fierce survival instincts and sharp teeth.
The Day Hitler Died ITV1, 10.15pm Actual never before seen in the UK footage, filmed in 1948 and rediscovered after 65 years, this includes interviews with people who were actually there in Hitler’s final hours. The inner circle, trapped with the Fuhrer in his bunker as the Russians approached, this tells it like it was as minutes counted down.
Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. E4, 9pm Lincoln’s your bud, Lincoln’s your friend – clearly the team know this because he’s named after one of their most beloved presidents. Makes sense, natch. Daisy, Mack and Coulson race to protect the Inhuman one as Rosalind’s team try to hunt him down.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Doorstep History 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith & Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 The Long Lost Shows Show Nostalgia from the golden years of British TV. 7.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers. 11.00 Noise Floor 11.30 Noise Floor 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Dee Kelly Asks 1.00 The Rosies 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Floor
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6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Flog It! 3.00 The Truth About Sugar 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.30 Songs Of Praise 5.05 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.30 Countryfile 6.30 Attenborough And The Giant Dinosaur See highlights. 7.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville’s scheme to sell salami as an erotically charged new product called Yaggis is in danger as a customer’s husband returns seeking redress. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama about a group of midwives in 1960s London. Barbara experiences the biggest test of her career when a struggling dockworker’s wife is forced into a difficult decision about her impending delivery. 9.00 War And Peace Drama series set in Russia in the early 19th century, based on Tolstoy’s novel. Andrei is in love, but his father is set against him marrying Natasha and insists on a long engagement to keep them apart. Natasha is overjoyed when Andrei proposes, but shocked by his decision to delay the wedding and travel abroad for a year. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of Sunday’s Premier League matches. 11.30 FILM: Private Peaceful (2012) Starring Richard Griffiths, Jack O’Connell, George MacKay, Frances de la Tour. Wartime drama adapted from the Michael Morpurgo novel. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News
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6.30am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.15 Monty Don’s Italian Gardens 8.15 Countryfile 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Tennis: Australian Open Highlights 2.00 Bowls: World Championships 5.15 Ski Sunday
6.00 FILM: Real Steel (2011) Starring Hugh Jackman, Dakota Goyo, Evangeline Lilly, Anthony Mackie, Kevin Durand. Sci-fi. A down-and-out former boxer finds his luck changing when his estranged son arrives and the pair team up to construct a champion, robot fighter. 8.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. This episode’s pitches include a portable drum kit that doesn’t need drums. But will the innovative entrepreneurs be willing to dance to the Dragons’ tune? And the Den’s left a little deflated over a nervous pitch for an inflatable tanning tent. 9.00 James May’s Cars Of The People James May reveals the cars that turned post-war Germany and Japan into motoring powerhouses at the expense of Britain and the US. On his travels he encounters classic ETypes, Mustangs and the German and Japanese upstarts that were to conquer the world. 10.00 FILM: Blood Diamond (2006) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly, Djimon Hounsou, Michael Sheen, Arnold Vosloo. Oscarnominated drama set in troubled Sierra Leone. 12.10am FILM: Heist (2001) 1.55 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.50 Sign Zone: Holby City
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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 9.05 The Tom And Jerry Show 9.25 News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 River Monsters 2.10 Ninja Warrior UK 3.15 FILM: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Planet’s Got Talent Warwick Davis is back to showcase more incredible clips of reality shows from around the world. 7.00 Beowulf: Return To The Shieldlands Drama series set in Britain’s mythic past and based on the epic poem. Judgement day is here. The fate of the Shieldlands is meted out in Herot’s Great Hall as a new leader is chosen. 8.00 Endeavour Crime drama series about the young DC Endeavour Morse. Endeavour, recruited by his old college mentor Felix Lorimer to look into the safety of his estranged younger wife Nina, contemplates his police career as well as having to contend with unexpected strife in his personal life. Meanwhile, the murder of Cedric Clissold - a manager with a line in fashion - stirs up old gangland grudges as a notorious crime family appear to be in the frame as prime suspects. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Day Hitler Died See highlights. 11.15 Perspectives: Bruce Forsyth On Sammy Davis Jr Sir Bruce Forsyth looks at the life and career of Sammy Davis Jr, who he considers to be the greatest entertainer of all. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 Location, Location, Location 2.35 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.30 The Simpsons 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.30 Channel 4 News 6.00 FILM: Night At The Museum 2 (2009) Starring Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Hank Azaria, Robin Williams. Family adventure. In this big budget sequel, Larry visits the Smithsonian Museum. 8.00 Walking The Himalayas Travel documentary series following explorer Levison Wood as he challenges himself to walk the length of the world’s highest mountain range, from Afghanistan to Bhutan. 9.00 Deutschland 83 Drama following an undercover agent in Cold War Germany. When the bug is found in Linda’s desk, NATO is on high alert. Moritz must cover his tracks by any means necessary. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Rob Beckett go up against Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd. 11.05 FILM: 48 Hrs (1982) Starring Nick Nolte, Eddie Murphy, Annette O’Toole, Frank McRae. When a vicious convict breaks out of a San Francisco jail, the tough but weary cop assigned to the case needs all the help he can get, even if that means working with another con. 12.50am Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 1.45 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.05 Undercover Boss USA 5.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
Channel Five
6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Pip Ahoy! 8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Wanda And The Alien 9.05 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.20 Jelly Jamm 9.35 LazyTown 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 The Championship: Football League Tonight 11.30 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight 12.00pm Police Interceptors 1.05 FILM: Drillbit Taylor (2008) 3.05 FILM: Disney’s SpaceCamp (1986) 5.05 FILM: Labyrinth (1986) 7.05 FILM: The Wedding Planner (2001) Starring Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Justin Chambers, Judy Greer, Alex Rocco, Joanna Gleason, Charles Kimbrough and Kevin Pollak. Romantic comedy about a hard-working and ambitious wedding planner whose highly organised life changes when she quite literally falls for her top client’s fiance. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. Catch up on all the drama, action, arguments, and friendships and eavesdrop on the latest conversations in the diary room. 10.00 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies A look at some famous faces who have gone under the knife and have the scars to prove it. Reality TV star, Alicia Douvall, 36 has been dubbed Britain’s most nipped and tucked woman, having undergone 350 cosmetic procedures. Now she is looking to have her body returned to its natural state. 10.55 FILM: Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) Starring Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn, Adam Brody. Action comedy. 1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 Bargain Loving Brits In The Sun 4.00 House Doctor (x4) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2) Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm Stop Search Seize 1.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (x2) 2.00 Futurama (x4) 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am Air Ambulance ER 1.00 Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets
7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.10 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 7.40 The Voice UK 9.00 FILM: Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Siblings 1.00 Adam Pearson: Freak Show 2.00 Keepin ‘er Country 2.40 London Fashion Week: Grace Victory’s Top Picks
7.00pm India’s Frontier Railways 8.00 Empire Of The Tsars: Romanov Russia With Lucy Worsley 9.00 Len Goodman’s Dancing Feet: The British Ballroom Story 10.00 The Great Gangster Film Fraud 11.25 The Mystery Of Murder: A Horizon Guide 12.25am The Brain With David Eagleman
11.55am Take Me Out 1.10pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 2.15 FILM: The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas (2000) 4.00 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 6.20 FILM: Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore (2010) 8.00 FILM: Skyfall (2012) 10.55 FILM: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) 1.00am Reality Bites
12.55pm The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 2.00 Midsomer Murders 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.55 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Me And My Guide Dog 9.00 Caroline Quentin’s National Parks 10.00 The Kindness Of Strangers 11.35 FILM: The Hours (2002) 1.45am Secret Smile 3.00 On The Buses
10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.30 FILM: Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 9.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 Rude Tube 12.10am The Inbetweeners (x2) 1.15 The IT Crowd (x2)
12.00pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Building The Dream 1.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Tiny House Nation 9.00 FILM: Double Jeopardy (1999) 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Titanic (1953) 1.00pm Bride Wars (2009) 2.50 The Last Mimzy (2007) 4.40 Carry On Behind (1975) 6.30 Anna Karenina (2012) 9.00 Bringing Down The House (2003) 11.05 Splice (2007) 1.10am Thirst (2009) 3.55 Close
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MONDAY 25 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking BBC2, 8.30pm Think you can only burn water and heat undercooked fish fingers? Do not worry – Mary Berry is sharing her foolproof recipes in this brand new series. She starts off with yummy salmon with herbs and red pepper... fine... and then moves on to lobster tails... say what?! Tasty.
Crashing Channel 4, 10pm The flatshare comedy in a disused hospital is having a feast of Irish curry care of resident chef Anthony. Spicy it certainly is as the meal descends into chaos. Fred introduces everyone to his new boyfriend Will, Lulu and Kate have a heart-to-heart, and Melody reveals her secret relationship with Colin.
Siblings BBC3, 10.30pm With siblings like this it’s interesting to see how the parents behave. Ta da! Hannah and Dan’s dad appears and organises a birthday party for himself, instantly raising Hannah’s suspicions. Turns out he’s got an announcement to make – he’s getting married. No comedy mileage there at all.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Brighton Hi-Lights 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Growing Concerns 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Growing Concerns 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 Burn Up With Natalie 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss the week's stories in the press. 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 In The Pot Join Livvy and Chrissy in the Devilled Egg Kitchen Academy in Bristol on a culinary journey. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Maastricht in The Netherlands and Drake's Restaurant in Brighton. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Newspapers 1.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 On The Verge
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Housing Enforcers 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Emergency Rescue Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 For What It’s Worth 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Joe Crowley investigates a Sussex care home. Natalie Graham reports on what is to become of the Banksy art in Folkestone. And Vince Rogers asks whether Sheik Gulkar should have so much say in Eastbourne. 8.00 EastEnders A dishevelled Martin reels from recent events. After Ian receives some surprising news, Jane begins to have doubts about their plan for Bobby. Kat and Alfie make a decision about their future. 8.30 Putin’s Secret Riches Panorama Get that image of Scroodge McDuck out of your head now! 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Tracey Ullman’s Show Comedy sketch show. 11.15 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week’s news. With Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. 11.45 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton chats to celebrities. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Escape To The Continent 8.15 World’s Sneakiest Animals 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Island Stories 1.05 The Pallisers 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 A Place To Call Home 3.45 David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities 4.30 Best Bakes Ever 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. Naga Munchetty and Steph McGovern shop around Greater Manchester aided by regulars Charles Hanson and Charlie Ross. 8.00 University Challenge Quiz show for students. 8.30 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking See highlights. 9.00 Immortal Egypt With Joann Fletcher Joann Fletcher explains how Ancient Egypt’s extraordinary story fits together. In the final episode, Joann discovers how Egypt’s enemies exploited a country weakened by internal strife, ultimately leading to its destruction. 10.00 Insert Name Here Comedy panel show. Sue Perkins invites two teams, headed up by captains Richard Osman and Josh Widdicombe, to battle it out. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.15 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.15am Sign Zone: The Many Faces Of Ronnie Corbett 1.15 Sign Zone: Fern Britton Meets... Baroness Brady
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Chas is shocked by Gordon’s news. Ross is still hung up on the past. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Anna be forced to admit the truth? Carla is questioned about the robbery. 8.00 Griff’s Great Britain Griff Rhys Jones explores Dartmoor National Park, the largest and wildest area of open country in the south of England. 8.30 Coronation Street Kevin falls for Phelan’s clever act. Steph is furious with Luke and Andy. 9.00 Benidorm Sitcom set in the allinclusive Solana resort on the Costa del Sol. The Maltbys are back and Pauline must battle her demons. Tiger and Joey get into trouble with a biker gang while Blow and Go sees some big changes. Joyce Temple-Savage goes to a house auction and must fight it out with a surprise bidder! 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Catherine Tate, John Krasinski and Kevin Bridges. 11.50 Saved Four-part series combining gritty dramatic reconstructions with the vivid and emotional recollections of members of the public whose lives have been saved by total strangers. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Frasier 10.35 Undercover Boss USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.40 Four In A Bed 1.10 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace tries to find Trevor before it is too late. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 How To Lose Weight Well Dr Xand van Tulleken and dietician Hala El-Shafie help six slimmers as they attempt the most hyped and written about diets on the market today. 9.00 The Undateables: Holiday Romance Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. Several couples who met on the show hope to cement their relationship with a romantic adventure overseas. Alex and Eloise, who both have autism and first met 12 months ago, are going to France on their first holiday together. Ray whisks his girlfriend Jeanette off to Paris for a romantic day trip. 10.00 Crashing See highlights. 10.35 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s shocking tattoo catastrophes. 11.35 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 12.35am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 1.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 2.25 Grand Designs Australia 3.20 Undercover Boss USA 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Deal Or No Dea
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Willed To Kill (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Charlotte is fired after Hunter gives away her relationship with Matt, and Trystan dials up the pressure even further when he enlists her to help find Brax. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World Rally Championship Highlights Highlights of the opening stage of this year’s rally from Monte Carlo. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from inside CBB’s vaudeville themed house. Catch up on all the drama, action, arguments, and friendships and eavesdrop on the latest conversations in the diary room. 10.00 Gotham: Rise Of The Villains Drama series revealing Commissioner James Gordon’s rise to prominence in Gotham City in the years before Batman’s arrival. A magic show at a Gotham Children’s Hospital gala results in a hostage situation. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.00am Celebrity Big Brother: Best Bits 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Secret Life Of The Family 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Forever
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Far Right & Proud: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Siblings. See highlights. 11.00 American Dad! (2) 11.45 Family Guy (x2) 12.30am Siblings 1.00 Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia 2.00 Adam Pearson: Freak Show
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sorry! 8.00 The Himalayas - Natural World 9.00 Nature’s Wonderlands: Islands Of Evolution 10.00 The Fish Market: Inside Billingsgate 11.00 The Great War (x2) 12.25am The Himalayas - Natural World 1.25 This Green And Pleasant Land: The Story Of British Landscape Painting
11.20am Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Dark Knight (2008) 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.55 Mom (x2)
12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Unforgiven 12.00am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything 12.15am The Big Bang Theory (x2)
11.20am FILM: Santa Fe (1951) 1.05pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 A Place In The Sun
11.00am The Last Sunset (1961) 1.15pm Siege At Red River (1954) 3.00 Face Of A Fugitive (1959) 4.40 None Shall Escape (1944) 6.25 A Knight’s Tale (2001) 9.00 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 11.10 Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 1.20am Outskirts (1933) 3.20 Close
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