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EMERALD HITS BRIGHTON

WHAT I GO TO SCHOOL FOR Busted – The Musical GRIFF RHYS JONES The comedy veteran’s return to live funnies

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L7 CONTENTS DOGGY TALES/ONLY IN BRIGHTON/ NANGLE NATTERS

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Serene Ella the Labrador; Wonder Woman on our walls; Nangle dreams of unorthodox spaces

ABOUT A BOY/YAK YAK YAK Jake has a funny feeling; Andrew gets his tongue around some troublesome words

EMERALD LIFE Emerald Life picks the city by the sea to launch groundbreaking travel insurance for LGBT people

HOT LIST Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

ANDREW KAY DINES OUT Andrew Kay prescribes a visit to the Curry Leaf Café

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music – plus the chart

MC BUZZ Poetry in motion inspires – MC Buzz turns his attention to Rio and the Olympics 2016

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DOGGY TALES > Peace and love

very week Latest 7 will regale you with tales about the dogs who live in Brighton (via their owners) and also introduce you to rescue dogs, who are hoping to find forever homes. This week, meet Ella, a very chilled out three year old Labrador, who belongs to Sophie Tanner... “I took Ella on when she was six months old, from a friend who was going through a tough time. It was pretty sudden, but the best decision I have ever made! “She doesn’t like hats – helmets, caps, straw hats, police hats, you name it, she’ll bark. Also, for some unknown reason, when we’re going up stairs, she’ll sit on the top step and wait for me, then lift her front paws so she’s in a Buddha pose and looks like she’s meditating. “If she was a famous person, she’d most definitely be Ghandi! She’s the oﬃce dog at Propellernet and has a bunch of devoted sitters – she has a better social life than I do!”

To see your dog appear here, email Sam: editorial@thelatest.co.uk

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NANGLE NATTERS

> Wonder Woman strikes a pose

> The only way is up

iercely guarding the alleyway at the end of Prince’s Street, stands fabulous female icon, Wonder Woman! She is the most recent piece of street art, by Brightonbased graﬃti artist, Minty, who is renowned for his slightly risque illustrations.

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hen I was a kid I lived in a ground floor flat in an old Victorian building. Consequently, my bedroom had 12 foot high ceilings. It was actually a walkthrough room, in that you had to walk through it in order to get to my mother’s bedroom. Luckily for me a corridor was installed, but only up to about 9 feet, meaning that I slept on a platform and could walk on the ceiling when I lay on my back – much to my mother’s annoyance. Footprints, natch. I think it’s because of having this unorthodox – but highly enjoyable – room growing up that has left me wanting to challenge my environment just as fundamentally, now I’m a bit older. I have the creativity – and practicality – of a five yearold mapping out their dream treehouse. I had it then when I kind of believed I might be able to convince my mother to install monkey bars on my walls (I couldn’t). And I have it now as I imagine a roof terrace topping a spiral staircase taking over the current footprint of my washing machine. It’s highly unlikely. But I can dream. And maybe get monkey bars to a window box. LATEST 7 | 5

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ANDREW KAY

JAKE

Yak Yak Yak

About a boy

@latestandrew

@jakeshoolheifer

> Stand up guys

> Word Play

few columns ago, I wrote about the importance of art and performance, especially when the chips are down. Well, having just finished a run of three comedy sketch shows, with two of my best friends at the Camden Fringe, that's never felt more true to me than it does now. When I get the chance, I can be a real trundler. A school report I once had said "Jake has an approach to work that would make a sloth envious." I really can drift and procrastinate with the best of them. Is there a guitar in the room? Then you'll be getting nothing out of me. Is there test cricket on telly? Forget it. Were it not for two good mates I'd known since I was eight, I'd never have had the gumption to do anything as risky and ambitious as to ask 120 people if I'm funny or not and expect an instant response. Over a terrifyingly short space of time, they prodded and coaxed out all my eﬀort and creativity in a way only someone who had known me for 15 years could. Thank everything that they did, not necessarily because it produced a show that made everyone who watched it laugh (it totally did though, how cool is that?), but because the days building up to it were some of the happiest of my life so far. They were stressful, long and tough, but relentlessly hilarious as each last minute idea to make each sketch just that little bit better formed from thin air. Processes like these are always such a knifeedge dynamic. They've always known how to push my buttons – our friendship consists almost exclusively of teasing and provocation – but it's only ever been borne out of the possibility that something funny might happen, and this time it did. If it sounds like I’m showing oﬀ, I am, and when you do your thing, you should too.

“ Jake has an

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am aware daily that I am becoming curmudgeonly. There's a word to conjure with, whilst not being onomatopoeic, it certainly has a grouchy tone to it. Funnily enough my grouchiness is often sparked by words. Words that I sense have been thrown into disrepute. Let me start with "Gourmet". Yes the word that peppers my life if you forgive the culinary allusion. It's not that I don't believe in gourmet, I just find it too often applied to things that hardly deserve the accolade. I feel it inappropriate to apply it to grilled minced beef patties, are you with me? On to "Vintage" and the use of the word for anything that we might formerly have declared to be second hand. Then "Heritage", everything is heritage these days but surely not tomatoes. Heritage instills a sense of essential history and whilst I see the importance of preserving delicious fruits and vegetables I'm worried that it adds an overblown sense of importance. "Designer", well what a worthless label that has become, everything is designer, it always was, the diﬀerence lying in whether it is good or bad design. I am equally unloving of the word "Studio" and especially when it is used to describe something once described as a bedsit. In the same breath I have issues with the word "Boutique". I suppose in the ‘60s every clothes shop wanted to be seen as the fashionable place and the word was adopted from the French to add a certain chic glamour. Now no self respecting fashion outlet would use it and it has been handed down to the world of hotels. It sort of made sense, a new wave of hotels that were making an eﬀort to rise above the old boarding house or B&B. It gave rise to a lot of beige walls and faux suede headboards, to chandeliers and shabby chic (another phrase for second hand) and in turn it raised prices. I love progress, I applaud the inclusion of new words into the language, but let's not kid ourselves, some of this is just marketing hype.

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EMERALD LIFE PICKS THE CITY BY THE SEA TO LAUNCH GROUNDBREAKING TRAVEL INSURANCE > The UK’s first dedicated insurance provider for the LGBT community, Emerald Life, visits Brighton to talk about trust in insurance companies and the financial hopes and fears of LGBT people

righton’s LGBT community is oﬃcially the most suspicious in the UK towards insurance, according to Emerald Life – the UK’s first fullservice insurance provider for the LGBT community. A YouGov survey, commissioned by the specialist insurance provider found that over a quarter (29%) of LGBT people in Brighton and Hove do not trust insurance companies, more than twice that of other major cities that are home to a significant LGBT population, such as London or Manchester. Emerald’s cofounders announced the findings whilst visiting the city to launch their exciting new travel insurance.

“ Our insurance is designed to give you peace of mind at a fraction of the cost of something that could go wrong ”

“For a long time, the LGBT community has felt that the insurance sector does not treat LGBT customers fairly, or has not considered the particulars of our life enough to oﬀer proper cover for LGBT customers. Brighton leads the country in the percentage of LGBT residents who distrust insurance companies, and so we have come to talk to them first and find out why that is.” said Steve Wardlaw, chairman, Emerald life. The Emerald team will next visit Manchester during its Pride week, where they have an audience with Cllr Carl Austin Behan – the UK’s first openly gay mayor – before heading on to Birmingham, Cardiﬀ, Edinburgh and Belfast. Both McCormack and Wardlaw hope to continue the positive engagement they’ve so far had with LGBT community members, the basis of which informs the business decisions at the firm’s London HQ. Emerald Life provides Home & Contents, Life, Pet, Wedding and Travel Insurance. Visit www.emeraldlife.co.uk for your FREE quote.

Available now, Emerald’s travel insurance boasts ground breaking features including Consular Assist – a helpline should travellers face diﬃculties whilst abroad – which can include in country support. This is the first time that such a feature has been available in the UK, and is being launched by Emerald specifically in light of some of the extra help LGBT travellers may need. The policy also oﬀers family cover that includes foster, surrogate and adopted children. Crucially, Emerald’s premiums do not automatically increase for those who are HIV+, something many insurers across the industry still unfairly do. The introduction of this new product comes as the same Emerald YouGov survey revealed LGBT people are driving a national boom in overseas travel this summer, yet only a third has any travel insurance, leaving many worryingly exposed to large costs should something go wrong whilst on holiday. Heidi McCormack, CEO of Emerald Life described how quickly the cost of something going wrong on an overseas trip can escalate, "Our insurance is designed to give you peace of mind at a fraction of the cost of something that could go wrong”. During the visit to Brighton, Heidi McCormack and her business partner, Steve Wardlaw, met with Brighton LGBT residents, members of the press, and the former Minister and MP for Hove Ivor Caplin. The firm also announced plans to visit five further cities around the UK to meet with community members to try to understand better why insurance companies are met with so much suspicion by gay people. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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La Choza, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences. La Choza is the home of authentic Mexican food in Brighton. Nestled in the North Laine, we serve delicious, slowcooked Mexican street food. Our mouthwatering menu includes fresh tacos, burritos and quesadillas. With fillings like pulled pork, homemade Mexican chorizo, chilli prawns, spiced roasted squash and lots more. We also oﬀer a range of traditional drinks, from Mexican hot chocolate to topshelf Tequila, Mezcal and Mexican beers. Eat in or take away. La Choza 36 Gloucester Rd, Brighton, BN1 4AQ, 01273 945 926, www.lachoza.co.uk

Fish + Liquor, Brighton

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

A retro comic themed restauraunt. Dishing up fresh fish and chips and a menu with a twist. The name says it all we simply sell Fish + quality craft Liquor. 1114 Madeira Drive, BN2 1PS www.fishliquor.com 01273 604462

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

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Moksha Caﬀe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are a independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chaula’s, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu oﬀers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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ANDREW KAY

DINES OUT

@latestandrew

> Hot for cold

fter four days suﬀering with a filthy cold I felt a desperate need to do something to make me feel better – in every sense. My sense of taste and of smell had been all but eradicated, my head felt leaden and the tastiest thing I had consumed for a few days had been a glass of water, yes it was that bad. Solution, a trip to the Curry Leaf Cafe for a dose of chef Kanthi's spirit lifting and soul reviving food. First though a cocktail, created by Max from The Cocktail Shack, a water melon drink with a real kick, I was soon feeling better. And with a £1 contribution to Fare Share included I felt a tiny glow of doing something good. On chef's recommendation I started with Hydrabadi Lamb Boti Kebab, a spicy and fragrant dish of tender lamb zingy with chilli and tempered with a sharp salad, fresh lime and a wonderful apricot chutney. A dish of Persian influence I was told and I loved it, the heady spices cleared my head in every way. Sticking with chef's advice I went on to feast on Madurai Kohzi Kulambu. This was a rich chicken dish with lashings of delicious sauce and a massive amount of sweet meat too. The Tamil Nadu sauce was heady with spices and enriched with coconut milk. It was fiery and yet soothing, just what I needed and the rice and daal and sweet potato sides oﬀered great balance. I was feeling better, much better and decided to finish with some of the wonderful icecream that the restaurant creates with local gelato meister Seb Cole from Boho Gelato. The mango and cardamom was good if a little underpowered, this

could have been my depleted palate, but the watermelon and mint sorbet was a triumph, truly delicious. With an everchanging menu Curry Leaf Cafe is always deserving of a visit and a few words here. 60 Ship St, Brighton BN1 1AE Sun – Thurs: 123pm & 610pm Fri & Sat: 123pm & 610:30pm 01273 207070 curryleafcafe.com

“ A dose of chef Kanthi's

International Chef Excitement

Great news for Latest TV's popular food series International Chef Exchange. The six part series has been taken by Amazon and will be available in the USA to purchase and watch. We are delighted that the series, that has already been seen across the UK's local TV stations will now be able to be enjoyed by our transatlantic food loving friends. The series, which is as much about chefs as it is about gastrotourism, features six of the very best Sussex chefs, paired with six chefs from around Europe as they share their passion and their knowledge. And watch this space, coming soon ICEx episode seven when Terre á Terre travels to Vancouver for a brand new episode of this popular show.

spirit lifting and soul reviving food ”

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> Annabella's Bow Wow Wow

For What I Go To School

> Busted musical world premiere

fter their smash hit Olivier Award nominated musical Loserville, Busted’s James Bourne and award winning writer Elliot Davis team up with critically acclaimed Youth Music Theatre UK for a third time to present electrifying new show What I Go To School For – the Busted musical! Featuring some of Busted’s biggest hits including Air Hostess, Crashed the Wedding and Year 3000 plus a host of brand new songs, What I Go To School For follows a group of teenagers living in a world that just doesn’t understand them. Desperate to escape their humdrum hometown, they soon discover the need to break the rules to find out who they really are. The promise is to have you rocking in your seats and the production features 40 talented young performers and musicians are from all over the UK and Ireland. They are all aged from 11 to 21 and have been selected from YMT’s National Auditions Tour, where over 1,000 young people auditioned to join the YMT 2016 Company. Musician and songwriter James Bourne has just finished one of the highest grossing tours of 2015 with McBusted (with members of McFly) playing to over 600,000 people on an arena tour

“ Featuring some of Busted’s biggest hits

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of the UK and overseas. James has written seven number one hit songs, had numerous top three singles, and played to sold out arenas across the UK. He has won two Brit Awards and played two Royal Variety Performances. He has also written for numerous other artists including McFly, The Saturdays, Jonas Brothers and Pixie Lott. Elliot Davis has written the script, music and lyrics for Loserville, which after a successful run at West Yorkshire Playhouse in June 2012 opened at The Garrick Theatre, in the West End from the 1st October 2012. Youth Music Theatre UK is the leading music theatre company for young people aged 1121. YMT is a national performing arts company that specialises in creating brand new music theatre. We work across the UK and Ireland with leading industry professionals to oﬀer unique opportunities and highquality training to young singers, actors, dancers and musicians as well as emerging artists and stage technicians. Each summer, YMT creates at least eight brand new musicals across the UK with over 300 young people drawn from a national auditions tour who form the YMT Company. Thu 18 Sat 20 Aug Eves 7.30pm Sat mat 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply)

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Malcolm McLaren's former ingenue returned to Brighton after 30plus years with a new band and a set list full of hits and fan favourites. Starting with their debut single 'C30, C60, C90 Go!', the Burundi drumdriven ode to home taping, they quickly

ran through early highlights from their cassette only album before a stillfresh 'Go Wild In The Country' really got the crowd moving. Aside from an acoustic 'Man Mountain' it was tribal rhythms throughout with Annabella proving herself an energetic and forthright leader. A new song was well received and the show ended with their biggest hit 'I Want Candy'. Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, 9 August 2016 Steve Clements ★★★★★

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MUSIC

ENTERTAINMENT

JEFF HEMMINGS

@latestjoef @latestjeﬀ

> At The Edge Of The Sea featuring The Wedding Present, Such Small Hands & more

ery much now a tradition, The Wedding Present once again have organised an eclectic and adventurous programme, featuring friends, family and acts they simply admire, at the legendary Concorde 2. Apparently sketched out on the veritable napkin in a roadside cafe, The Wedding Present's founder and frontman David Gedge took the idea to Lout Promotions and ever since they have put together the event since 2009. This is their eighth year. Confirmed acts this year include The Wedding Present themselves, doing their yearly Brighton gig, plus their alteregos Cinerama, who recently released their first album in years, last year, in the form of a rehashed version of The Wedding Present's Valentina. Then there is a rare gig for the Welsh language indierock group Melys, who formed back in 1996, and who recorded 11 John Peel sessions; Astrid Wiliamson and former Wedding Present bassist Terry de Castro performing murder ballads; psychedelic country punks Mermaid Noises; Brighton based electrofolk poppers Such Small Hands; Jonny 8 Track, Bar Creeps; and the wonderful altorchestralfolk of Collectress. Because the venue could not be secured over the usual Bank Holiday weekend, At The Edge of the Sea has reverted to being a oneday event this year, as it was when it was first put on. Sat 20 Aug, Concorde 2, 3pm, £22.50

“ An eclectic and

adventurous programme featuring friends, family and acts they simply admire ”

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> 21 hour performance to help restore a valuable grand piano at St Luke’s Church

ave you ever been to a 21 hour piano marathon? You haven’t?! Well neither have I admittedly, but there is a unique chance to see one at St Luke’s Church this weekend. Erik Satie’s ‘Vexations’ asks for 840 repetitions of a short piano piece, which he composed in 1893 following a diﬃcult break up with his girlfriend. Full performances of the piece are rare: it wasn’t performed in its entirety until 1963 in a concert arranged by John Cage. This bank holiday weekend 21 hour marathon concert is in aid of a 100 year old New York Steinway piano, the grand piano of St Luke’s Church. They aim to raise £10,000 to repair flaws such as a split in the soundboard, and a similar piano might cost £50,000 to buy outright. You can find out more by searching ‘piano history’ at the latest.co.uk to watch a short news piece. The performance will see 37 pianists playing all through the night, as well as counting each other’s repetitions with a live number board, so there will be a lovely air of drama and serene excitement about the place. It should be a nice atmosphere and a fun concert to dip into, and you would be supporting a fine musical cause. You are also allowed to bring a sleeping bag if you go for the long haul and want to doze oﬀ! If you can’t make it then you can still donate at crowdfunding.justgiving.com/pianorestoration. Performers include Helen Burford, Adam Swayne, Guy Richardson, Peter Copley, Emma Field, John Fryer and many more: the list can be viewed in full on Swayne’s website below. Vexations, St Luke’s Church, Fri/Sat 26/27 Aug, 7.30pm to 4.30pm. £3 to £7, www.adamswayne.com/vexations/

“ 37 pianists will

play through the night so there will be an air of serenity and excitement ”

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COMEDY VICTORIA NANGLE

> In praise of eccentricity

ugust is a time of unusual treats. Case in point is the undertheradar arrival of Griﬀ Rhys Jones with this workinprogress. After a decadeslong career in comedy – much of it with his much missed comedy partner Mel Smith, the anniversary of whose death was marked last week – Jones has collected some mighty tales. Mixing stories with prized anecdotes and musings, some halfremembered, as well as previously unseen footage,

this a rare chance to see this comedy touchstone live. With a back catalogue that saw him start with ‘Not The Nine O’Clock News’, through ‘Morons From Outer Space’, and – of course ‘Smith &

MUSIC CHART

@latestvicky

Jones’, this is a comedy history lesson to be savoured by any comedy fan. A treat of a diﬀerent colour – the variety night Broken Biscuits is coming to Brighton for the first time, mixing comedy, with music, spoken word, and animation. Plus a live electroswing DJ set, for good measure. Perfect to widen your horizons. Griﬀ Rhys Jones – Work In Progress, Tuesday 23 August, Komedia, 8pm, £12 Broken Biscuits, Sunday 21 August, Komedia, 7.30pm, £8/5

TOP 20

Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks. 1 The Black Fields

The Fighter 2 the wolfgirl liberation EVP 3 Black Nail Distant Memory 4 MC Cashback Homemade Burgers 5 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes 6 Oceania Leone 7 Robert Lloyd Tell Me Tell Me True 8 Death Ape Disco Death Ape Disco

BRIGHTON’S ARTY

9 Peter Foster Cast Away 10 Maria McateerHer Night At Noon @brightonsarty

11 Kontour

> Tracing our line through life

mma Clear is an artist on a journey. And the Corridor Gallery in York Place is the perfect space for her exploration of sculpture, form, line and materials

Drink The Pain Away The Kennedy Syndrome 12 Benjamin Robot

connected through threads, lines and shadows. She uses the title of her new show ‘Trace’ metaphorically tracing a line as a way to describe a woman's journey

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and emotional landscape – and also literally through powerful handdrawn lines that create an installation charting ‘our line through life’. Look out especially for the incorporation of delicate panels of fine crochet work made by her grandmother illuminated to emphasise the form created by this painstaking work and backed by subtle shadow. Emma's body cast series and wire drawn female forms complete the sculptural components of this treat of a show. Until 29 August. www.artymagazines.com

Severine 13 KontraPunkt Island 14 Cinema du Lyon Thank You Mr Spell 15 BreakinBear Days Done 16 Cap in Hand Cat Song 17 World Secret Back to bed (Radio edit) 18 Namaqua Dave 19 Jipsy Magic Lindus 20 The SlyShakers Cha Ching

To listen to tracks & to submit your music & videos go to: www.thelatest.co.uk/musicchart

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Olympia by MC Buzz As the torch flames just look up to the stars... OLYMPIA! The crowd gathers round you hear the cheer from afar... OLYMPIA! State to state city to city and from Earth unto Mars... OLYMPIA! Country to country England to South America... OLYMPIA! Usain Bolt also Mo Farah Olympic pyramiddik athlete All Stars Rio De Janerio where the emancipation starts And all over Brazil the congregation gets large Like a marathon or the 100 metres 200 metres, 400 metres 800 metres to the long distance run Swimming breast stroke even do the triple jump Now what do you know about the various diﬀerent sports? Coz the Olympics holds everything within its entourage From the relay to shot put to archery to javelin Long jump to high jump judo to decathlon The paralympics is a spectacle that keeps the love within... The soul of the hearts and is inspiring Uplifting from the ground to the souls up above The Olympics is a mesmerising nucleus of love Brazil will be ecstatic they will be dancing everywhere And that's the love of South America like a carnival of cheer And that'll be the message and aura left behind At the end of the festivities it'll be like a sign That love is the message from the lord the most high And shall be forever rousted in the depths of the sky So as the torch flames on look to the stars... OLYMPIA!

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TUESDAY 16 Olympics 2016 BBC2, 6pm Hazel Irvine introduces live gymnastics, including the men’s parallel bars final. My last parallel bars final was strikingly different to these chaps, involving drinking at parallel pubs in a convoluted contest of wills. There’s also the women’s floor, featuring British pair Ellie Downie and Claudia Fragapane.

An Hour To Save Your Life BBC2, 9pm This medical science series explores the life or death decisions facing doctors in the first critical hour of emergency care. You never know, you might learn some House-like titbits that will come in handy at some point. Don’t try any of this at home though. You might literally kill someone.

Billy Connolly’s Tracks Across America ITV1, 10.40pm One can surely never spend too much time with Billy Connolly? This episode sees the jocular comedian yodeling with cowboys in Glasgow, Montana, and discusses the differences of the place compared to his home town. Do you think they also have a traffic cone hat on a statue?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Final Test (1954) 7.50 Stagecoach West: Image of A Man 8.50 There Was A Young Lady (1953) 10.30 King Of The Underworld (1952) 12.05pm The Stolen Jools (1931) 12.30 Amos Burke: Secret Agent 1.30 Together 2.00 Oliver Hardy Interview 2.05 Dentist on the Job (1961) 3.50 The Tree In A Test Tube (1942) 4.00 Novel Ideas 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 Under The Radar Music from Jefferson Airplane, Love, Country Joe and the Fish, Buffalo Springfield, and Neil Young. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.30 Here I Come Tolu is being pressured to start dating again. 10.00 Kick Out The Jams Ciaran Lavery gives a stripped back acoustic session in the NVTV studio, Belfast. 10.30 Staylittle Sessions 11.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Heroes For Sale 2.00 Digital Nation 2.30 Latest Homes Live 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping: Teleshopping

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6.00am Olympic Breakfast 9.15 Countryside 999 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 The Housing Enforcers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Olympics 2016

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 Olympics 2016 The gymnastics apparatus finals continue with the climax to the women’s floor and the men’s high bar. Focus then switches to the cycling in the velodrome, as Laura Trott seeks a second successive Olympic gold medal in the women’s omnium. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Olympics 2016 Clare Balding and Mark Chapman wrap up the highlights so far on day 11 of the Olympic Games in Rio. 12.00am Olympics 2016 Continued live coverage from day 11 of the Rio 2016 Olympics as the medals are decided in the men’s 110m hurdles, the men’s high jump and the women’s 1,500m. 4.00 Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 4.05 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC’s rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour.

BBC2

6.00am Paul Martin’s Handmade Revolution 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 The Housing Enforcers 8.15 Now You See It 8.45 The Hairy Builder 9.15 Olympics 2016 Replay 12.50pm Olympics 2016 1.45 Red Rock 2.30 The Edge 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 Olympics 2016 See highlights. 7.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland Series in which Paul Murton follows in the footsteps of the first tourists to Scotland. aul navigates around the country and traces the changes that have taken place since the birth of Scottish tourism 200 years ago. 8.00 Inside The Factory Documentary series. Gregg Wallace explores the largest bicycle factory in Britain, which produces 150 folding bicycles every 24 hours, and joins a multi-stage manual production line to make his very own bike. 9.00 An Hour To Save Your Life See highlights. 10.00 Olympics 2016 Continued coverage of the track cycling in Rio as the medals are decided in the women’s sprint and men’s keirin. 10.45 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.20 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.20am Exodus: Our Journey To Europe 1.20 Sign Zone: The Somme 1916 - From Both Sides Of The Wire 2.20 Sign Zone: Horizon: How To Find Love Online

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Alphabetical

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Bernice faces a decision. David and Tracy consider their future. April goes too far. 8.00 Endeavour Crime drama series about the young Detective Constable Endeavour Morse. As 1966 draws to a close, the body of a disreputable journalist found in mysterious circumstances threatens to expose unspeakable horrors from the past. As the investigation deepens, Endeavour and DI Fred Thursday find themselves confronted by a wall of silence and a disparate group of men unwilling to talk. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Billy Connolly’s Tracks Across America See highlights. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Jessica finds her sleuthing skills called upon in the world of opera when a disembodied voice comes out of the foggy Genoa night to threaten a soprano with a grisly death. 12.35am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com. 3.00 Loose Women Lunchtime chat with the ladies and their guests. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Simpsons x 3 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons A trip to Jerusalem gets Homer into big trouble when he becomes convinced that he is God’s Chosen One. 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Marnie’s plot crumbles when Alfie’s health takes a turn for the worse. Lisa and Nathan’s budding romance looks set to be short-lived with a surprise delivery at The Dog. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series. Kirstie Allsopp helps Stuart and Lara find a property in the vicinity of Amersham. 9.00 Heroes Of Helmand: The British Army’s Great Escape Documentary. In Afghanistan, in 2006, a small Band of Brothers called Easy Company fought one of the most intense and least talked about battles in British military history. 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire. 12.10am How The Rich Get Hitched 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Armoy Road Races 2.25 London Triathlon 3.25 Gillette World Sport 4.20 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.15 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 5.30 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 7.00 Little Princess 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Buried Secrets (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Lara threatens to end her relationship with Mason because of his lack of commitment, he is forced to reveal the truth about his family. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Conspiracy: The Cold War Files Documentary series reviewing major events in history through the perspective of conspiracy theories. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction Emma Willis presents the action from the CBB House as one of the celebrity Housemates is shown the door. 10.00 Borderline Satirical spoof documentary series following the inept team of the UK Border Force at Northend airport. 10.30 Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera comedy show as four friends challenge each other to ever greater public humiliation. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists 12.05am Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House 12.35 Lip Sync Battle 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Riots & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Joe Fuller

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11.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00 Supergirl 2.00 The Flash (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Stop Search Seize 9.00 Carpool Karaoke 10.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.00 A League Of Their Own (x2) 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

1.00pm Olympics 2016 4.00 Olympics 2016 7.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 10.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 2.00am Britain On Film 2.30 Sounds Of The Sixties 3.00 The Secret Life Of Waves

12.45pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.45am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.40 Mom

2.05pm The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs 8.30 The Nation’s Favourite Elvis Song 10.00 Case Sensitive 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 2 Broke Girls (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 10.00 Wasted 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

11.25am FILM: Comanche Station (1960) 12.55pm Time Team (x2) 3.05 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.15 Four In A Bed (x5) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Spy Next Door (2010) 12.50pm Doctor In Distress (1963) 2.55 Epic (2013) 5.00 New In Town (2009) 6.50 My Sister’s Keeper (2009) 9.00 Locke (2013) 10.45 Faster (2010) 12.40am The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets’ Nest (2009) 3.35 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Fire Twister (2015) 4.00 FILM: The Librarian 2: Return To King Solomon’s Mines (2006) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 FILM: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) 11.00 Killjoys 12.00am Fact Or Faked

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WEDNESDAY 17 Skies Above Britain BBC2, 9pm It’s about time things started looking up – and in looking up took a bit of a delight at the wonders to be found in the skies. This new series kicks off exploring how our skies are safeguarded by air traffic control. Like when a typhoon jet is sent by the RAF to intercept an unresponsive plane. Pretty cool.

A Granny’s Guide To The Modern World Channel 4, 10.30pm If you’ve ever felt out of touch with the modern world, don’t know your Facebook poke from your Pokemon Go, or that TOWIE isn’t something you get for your car when it breaks down on the motorway – you’re in top company. Barry Humphries and co lift the lid on modern mysteries.

Family Guy ITV2, 10.55pm Famous people have quirks too. This is something we’ve already learned from The Simpsons when people like Alec Baldwin and George Bush had a go at being Springfield neighbours. For a little more subversion though Family Guy looks to Ryan Reynolds, who visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter. Of course.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Steel Key (1953) 7.20 Mark Of The Pheonix (1957) 8.35 Stagecoach West: Not In Our Stars 9.35 Love From A Stranger (1937) 11.20 Sky Liner (1949) 12.30pm Amos Burke: Secret Agent: The Weapon 1.30 Together 2.00 Tom Brown’s Schooldays (1951) 4.30 Access All Areas 5.00 Rugby AM

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Heroes For Sale Exploring the geeky goings on in Liverpool and surrounding areas. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. This week: David Lilley. 10.00 Reverb Live Live music direct from Stratford Upon Avon College. 10.30 Live At The Vaults Live At The Vaults is a live music show based in an abandoned bank vault in Cardiff. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Rugby AM 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp’d 3.30 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

BBC1

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 Olympics 2016 It’s the turn of the men’s flyweight boxers at the quarter-final stage, with Britain’s grandly-named Muhammad Ali seeking to go one better than at 2015’s World Championships when he exited at this stage. 8.00 EastEnders The Carters are in shock following recent events. Donna and Vincent make an upsetting discovery. Roxy prepares to give evidence at Dean’s trial. 8.30 Olympics 2016 More Olympic action from Rio, including the men’s welterweight boxing final and first semi-final in the women’s hockey. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Olympics 2016 Clare Balding rounds up the day’s Olympic highlights so far and introduces coverage of the night’s handball and volleyball knockout matches, as well as the start of the athletics session. 12.00am Olympics 2016 Athletics, 5.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 5.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Paul Martin’s Handmade Revolution 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 The Housing Enforcers 8.10 Gardeners’ World 8.45 The Hairy Builder 9.15 Olympics 2016 Replay 1.00pm Olympics 2016 1.45 Red Rock 2.30 The Edge 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 Olympics 2016 Boxing action from the Olympic park, with British world champion Savannah Marshall expected to be involved in the women’s middleweight quarter-finals. The winners will be guaranteed at least a bronze medal. 7.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland Documentary series in which Paul Murton follows in the footsteps of the first tourists to Scotland. 8.00 Olympics 2016 Clare Balding introduces one of the men’s football semi-finals. 8.30 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation After nearly five thousand miles, the Hairy Bikers reach the last leg of their Bakeation which takes them through northern Spain. 9.00 Skies Above Britain See highlights. 10.00 Olympics 2016 Continued coverage of the women’s hockey semi-final at the Olympic park. 10.45 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.20 Inside The Factory Documentary series. 12.20am Exodus: Our Journey To Europe 1.20 Sign Zone: Saving Lives At Sea 2.20 Sign Zone: Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Robert plays dirty. 7.30 Coronation Street Leanne takes control. 8.00 Countrywise: Secret Wild Places A special programme in which the Countrywise team of Paul Heiney, Liz Bonnin and Ben Fogle go in search of countryside virtually untouched by man. 9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present more remarkable and moving stories of people anxious to find long-lost relatives. Mother and daughter Val and Marisa Moorhouse from Yorkshire are searching for their missing son and brother. When she gave birth to her second child, Stephen, Val could not afford to give him the life he deserved and made the heart-breaking decision to have him adopted. Today, Val and Marisa are desperate to find Stephen and have him back in their lives. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the week’s Champions League first-leg play-off matches. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Simpsons 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Four In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks There’s havoc in the village as an animal is on the loose. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. 9.00 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series following specialist letting agents trying to keep both private landlords and tenants happy. In South Yorkshire, Andrew and Allen manage over 600 properties. Rushing to the scene of a police raid, they are shocked to discover that the tenant has turned their property into a large cannabis factory. 10.00 Man Down Sitcom about a frustrated teacher. Dan’s teaching career is reduced to a few words in his final school assembly, as well as some parting gestures from his childnemesis and Mr Klackoff. 10.30 A Granny’s Guide To The Modern World See highlights. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 12.05am Live From Abbey Road Classics: Music On 4 12.40 FILM: The Last Exorcism (2010) 2.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.00 Location, Location, Location 3.55 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.50 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Countdown 5.40 Draw It!

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.40am Children’s television 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Killer Instinct: From The Files Of Agent Candice DeLong (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The Morgan family are in disarray when Mason admits to telling Lara they are in witness protection. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Chris continues his exploration of the world’s most extreme railway lines. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series filmed inside the consulting rooms of a busy NHS practice in south-west London. This special focuses on three memorable consultations with the elderly from the first three series. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover. But the celebrity Housemates should remember that all that glitters is not gold... 10.00 Suspects: The Enemy Within Drama series following a team of London detectives as they investigate major crimes. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists. 12.05am Desperately Seeking Stardom: On Benefits 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 4.00 Street Crime UK: Caught On Camera 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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BBC4

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Syfy

1.00pm Supergirl 2.00 The Flash (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0

1.00pm Olympics 2016 4.00 Olympics 2016 7.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 10.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 2.00am Britain On Film 2.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 3.00 Carved With Love: The Genius Of British Woodwork

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.55 Family Guy (x2). See highlights. 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.50am Two And A Half Men 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen

10.50am Murder, She Wrote 11.55 Love Your Garden 12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.00 Where The Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.45 Rising Damp 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Foyle’s War 10.00 Wycliffe 11.05 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 Jane The Virgin 9.00 Containment 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

12.55pm Time Team (x2) 3.05 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.15 Four In A Bed (x5) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am A Monster In Paris (2011) 12.45pm The Love Bug (1968) 3.00 Catch That Kid (2004) 4.50 Evolution (2001) 6.55 Big (1988) 9.00 RED 2 (2013) 11.15 The Breakfast Club (1985) 1.10am Black Souls (2014) 3.15 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Atlantic Rim (2013) 4.00 FILM: Supercollider (2013) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 Dark Matter 10.00 FILM: Predator (1987) 12.10am Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 1.10 Star Trek: Voyager

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THURSDAY 18 The 80s With Dominic Sandbrook BBC2, 9pm The final programme in the series looks at the closing years of the decade – surprisingly enough. From technological advances, to the privatisation of national companies, right through to the deregulation of the stock market. Red braces and more hairspray than Dolly Parton’s tour bus!

Secrets Of A Police Marksman Channel 4, 10pm It sounds like something a Hollywood blockbuster tipped for Oscars would cover, but this British documentary tells the actual story of police marksman Tony Long. Deployed on hundreds of operations, his career came to an abrupt stop with the death of Azelle Rodney in 2005.

The Secret World Of Lego More4, 9pm In 2014 Lego was cited as the most profitable toymaker in the world. That’s bigger than Barbie! The company itself is notoriously private, so this is another chance to see what happens behind the curtain that hides the minds behind the bricks. More than a child-made midnight booby trap for bare feet...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Land Without Music (1936) 7.35 Radio 3: Happy Tate Jr.: Highlights of Variety 7.55 Stagecoach West: The Arsonist 8.55 The Broken Horseshow (1953) 10.30 Glimpses: South of England 10.45 The Happiness Of Three Women (1954) 12.20pm Amos Burke: Secret Agent: Deadlier Than The Male 1.20 Together 1.50 Jess Conrad: Serious Charge 2.00 Serious Charge (1959) 4.00 Talk Like That: Reggie Chamberlain King 4.30 We are Stardust 5.00 The Music Manual 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 9.00 QTube: Pride Special The first weekly LGBT magazine programme on British TV, with Torsten Hojer and Jonesy. 9.30 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean. 10.00 Grass Roots Music The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland. 10.30 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge every month. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Black Rooster 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Talk Like That 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Albion Night 4.00 QTube: Pride Special 4.30 Banterflix 5.00 Teleshopping

BBC1

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Olympics 2016 It’s the turn of the men’s middleweight division in the boxing semi-finals, will Britain’s Commonwealth champion Anthony Fowler still be in the hunt for gold? 7.30 EastEnders Shirley heads to court to give evidence against Dean but will it all go to plan? 8.00 Olympics 2016 Live coverage of the women’s 10m platform diving final, which is expected to feature Britain’s Tonia Couch and Sarah Barrow competing against the brilliant Chinese and surprise world champion Kim Kuk-hyang of North Korea. It’s also the men’s hockey final and the semi-final stage of the women’s under-57kg taekwondo, will world number one Jade Jones still be in contention to retain her Olympic title? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Olympics 2016 Clare Balding rounds up the highlights so far on day 13 of the Olympic Games, including the men’s triathlon featuring London 2012 gold and bronze medallists Alistair and Jonny Brownlee. There’s also the latest from the men’s hockey final and basketball and handball semi-finals. 12.00am Olympics 2016 5.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 5.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Paul Martin’s Handmade Revolution 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 The Housing Enforcers 8.15 New Zealand: Earth’s Mythical Islands 9.15 Olympics 2016 Replay 1.00pm Olympics 2016 1.45 Red Rock 2.30 The Edge 3.10 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 Olympics 2016 Hazel Irvine introduces live boxing semi-finals, including the women’s flyweight division in which Great Britain’s Nicola Adams is the reigning champion. 7.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.30 Olympics 2016 Combat sports are the focus for this half hour, with the men’s boxing light heavyweight champion decided. 8.00 Full Steam Ahead Historians Ruth Goodman, Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn explore how the Victorian railways created modern Britain. Insert your own comment about modern Southern Rail here. 9.00 The 80s With Dominic Sandbrook See highlights. 10.00 Olympics 2016 Continued coverage of the gold-medal match in the men’s hockey. Germany won the last two Olympic titles but it is Australia who went into the tournament as the top-ranked side. 10.45 Newsnight 11.20 An Hour To Save Your Life Medical science series exploring the life-or-death decisions facing doctors in the first critical hour of emergency care. 12.20am Exodus: Our Journey To Europe 1.20 Sign Zone: Fake Or Fortune? 2.20 Sign Zone: Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 2.50 Sign Zone: Horizon: Should We Close Our Zoos?

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Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Belle struggles under mounting pressure. 7.30 Real Stories With Ranvir Singh Series telling the personal stories of people involved in extraordinary events which have changed their lives. 8.00 Emmerdale The Dingles reel from a shocking revelation. 8.30 The Cruise Documentary series that follows the crew who live and work on board the cruise ship Regal Princess for up to nine months. 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans Paul O’Grady returns to South Africa, Zambia and Namibia on the trail of young orphaned animals. In the second programme, Paul returns to the Lilayi Elephant Nursery where last year he nursed an elephant calf called Nkala who was not very well at all. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 Drive Eight celebrities tackle a series of motor sport challenges under the eye of presenter Vernon Kay. 11.45 Murder, She Wrote Jessica Fletcher sets out to prove that the death of a young movie buff was murder - as was the supposed suicide of a Hollywood director 35 years ago. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Simpsons 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Four In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Nancy and Darren struggle in the aftermath of the accidentl. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet: Bionic Specials Professor Noel Fitzpatrick hosts a series which delves deep into the science behind his cutting-edge veterinary procedures. 9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire. This episode looks at how both the haves and the have-nots are being affected by crime. In Crewe, PC Matt Ambrose is called to the home of an elderly woman who has had nearly £10,000 of her life savings stolen from her bank account. 10.00 Secrets Of A Police Marksman See highlights. 11.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay returns to the USA to save struggling hotels. Gordon travels to Loudonville, Ohio, to rescue the struggling Landoll’s Mohican Castle, a custom-built, multi-million-dollar hotel. 12.05am Naked Attraction 1.10 The World’s Weirdest Weather 2.05 The Great Housing Scandal: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.35 Heroes Of Helmand: The British Army’s Great Escape 3.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.25 Location, Location, Location 5.20 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Survive The Serengeti: Against The Wild 2 (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Billie attempts to teach Irene some selfdefence moves, which in turn helps Billie make an unlikely breakthrough of her own. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the subterranean world beneath our feet. 8.00 On Benefits: Costa Del Dole Documentary series about people living on benefits. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover. But the celebrity Housemates should remember that all that glitters is not gold... 10.00 Celeb Trolls: We’re Coming To Get You Documentary. Frankie Bridge of The Saturdays is on a mission to track down internet trolls whose abuse devastates the lives of their victims. With the help of expert investigators, she tracks and exposes the trolls and holds them accountable for their actions. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists. 12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 4.00 Car Crime UK: Caught On Camera 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00 Supergirl 2.00 The Flash (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 The Simpsons (x2) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0

1.00pm Olympics 2016 4.00 Olympics 2016 7.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 10.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 2.00am Britain On Film 2.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 3.00 Burma, My Father And The Forgotten Army

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: A-Z 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Matrix Reloaded (2003) 11.45 Family Guy (x2) 12.40am American Dad!

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 Murder, She Wrote 12.00pm Love Your Garden 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Lewis 12.00am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 Angie Tribeca 10.00 FILM: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.15am FILM: Drums Across The River (1954) 12.55pm Time Team (x2) 3.05 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.15 Four In A Bed (x5) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Secret World Of Lego. See highlights. 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Love Child 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am Step Up 3 (2010) 1.10pm Doctor In Clover (1965) 3.15 The House Of Magic (2013) 4.55 Casper (1995) 6.55 The Adjustment Bureau (2011) 9.00 About Time (2013) 11.25 Bronson (2008) 1.10am Serpico (1973) 3.50 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Dinosaur Island (2014) 4.00 FILM: Independence Daysaster (2013) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: Titan AE (2000) 10.00 FILM: Ice Soldiers (2013) 12.00am Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files

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FRIDAY 19 The Newspapers Latest TV, 6.30pm Join Mike Mendoza and guests as they get their teeth into the meat of this week’s big stories – the news that has hit the national and the local awareness and got us talking around the water coolers of the city. Clearly we don’t know what they are yet, but with leadership battles, tourists and trains, there’s lots on offer.

Friday Night Dinner Channel 4, 10pm Everyone knows a family like this. It might well be that you have a sneaky suspicion that this is based on your own family and you’re too scared to let your mum know that she really does get that precious about her carpets. Either way, cutting family comedy continues – this time with ‘Horrible Grandma’ joining in.

FILM: Fantastic Mr Fox Film4, 2.50pm Spend the school holidays in front of the telly with this brilliant adaption of Roald Dahl’s story about a very clever fox getting into all manner of scrapes when faced with a trio of horrible farmers. With star voice turns from the likes of George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Pit Of Darkness (1961) 7.35 Stagecoach West: Songs My Mother Taught Me 8.35 Dream Doctor (1936) 9.25 Gilded Cage (1955) 10.55 My Wife’s Lodger (1952) 12.30pm Amos Burke: Secret Agent: Whatever Happened To Adriana, and Why Won't She Stay Dead 1.30 Together 2.00 Androcles And The Lion (1953) 4.00 You Make It, We Show It! 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 The 2ube 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers See highlights. 7.00 Banterflix 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover politics. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton's independent cult store, Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.30 Under The Radar Music from Jefferson Airplane, Love, Country Joe and the Fish, Buffalo Springfield, and Neil Young. 10.00 The 2ube 11.00 Osaro: New Music Alert 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am The Music Manual 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Black Rooster 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 The 2ube 4.00 Osaro: New Music Alert 4.15 Noise Reel Extra 4.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 Olympics 2016 Live coverage from day 14 of the Rio Olympics, featuring the men’s and women’s BMX finals and the men’s super heavyweight boxing semi-finals. 8.00 EastEnders Emotions are running high in Albert Square as the residents wait to hear the outcome of Dean’s trial. Buster confides in Kathy. 8.30 Olympics 2016 Continued live action from the Olympics as the men’s taekwondo under-80kg event reaches the semi-final stage, and the gold medals are decided in the women’s hockey and football. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, and weather. 10.35 Olympics 2016 A chance to catch up on another day’s action at the Olympics, plus live athletics action as the women’s pole vault and men’s hammer finals get underway along with the 4x400m relay heats. 12.00am Olympics 2016 4.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 4.05 BBC News

6.00 Olympics 2016 Hazel Irvine brings you boxing semi-final action in the men’s flyweight and light welterweight. 7.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.30 Mastermind John Humphrys presents another heat of the classic quiz. The subjects are R.E.M., Harry S Truman, the World Cup and the drama series Borgen. 8.00 Olympics 2016 Live coverage of the women’s lightweight boxing final, plus the latter stages of the men’s under-80kg in taekwondo. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Highlands - Scotland’s Wild Heart Ewan McGregor narrates this landmark series about the wildlife of the Scottish Highlands. 10.00 Olympics 2016 Clare Balding introduces the climax to the women’s modern pentathlon - the combined run-shoot, in which athletes face a 3,200m run interspersed with four visits to the shooting range. 10.35 Newsnight 11.10 FILM: Burke And Hare (2010) Starring Simon Pegg, Andy Serkis, Tom Wilkinson, Tim Curry, Jessica Hynes. Dark comedy based on the true story of the infamous murderers Burke and Hare. 12.35am Sicily Unpacked 1.35 Sign Zone: Inside The Factory 2.35 Sign Zone: Imagine... Georgia O’Keeffe: By Myself

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Zak and Lisa fear for Belle. Carly admits her feelings. 7.30 Coronation Street Simon hatches a plan. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo continues his culinary journey around his native Italy. In this episode, he returns to Campania - the region where he grew up and where his family still live. 8.30 Coronation Street There is more than one bump in the road for Steve. Leanne and Simon commit to a new future. Aidan gets some news. 9.00 Doc Martin Drama series about a curmudgeonly country doctor and his patients in Cornwall. After Martin and Louisa tell Dr Timoney about their failed date night, she questions whether they are in fact compatible. Erica, the new art teacher at Portwenn school, moves in with her daughter Bernie. Louisa’s happiness at finding a permanent teacher is short-lived when Erica reveals that her approach is rather alternative. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) Starring Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Russell Brand, Mila Kunis, Bill Hader. Romantic comedy. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Paul Martin’s Handmade Revolution 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 The Housing Enforcers 8.15 Eat Well For Less? 9.15 Olympics 2016 Replay 1.00pm Olympics 2016 1.45 Red Rock 2.30 The Edge 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

Channel 4

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Simpsons 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Four In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace seeks the truth as Nathan attempts to get closer to Lisa. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year Before the overall winner is announced, there are two more categories to explore. The Budget category includes a colourful beach house made for just 20 pounds and a shed that actually earned its owner a profit. The Cabins and Summerhouses group features a classic van and a dream structure in an allotment. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and David O’Doherty go up against Jon Richardson and Natasia Demetriou. 10.00 Friday Night Dinner See highlights. 10.35 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything Celebrity game show. Jonathan Ross, Mel Giedroyc, Kristen Schaal, David Mitchell, Bob Mortimer and Claudia Winkleman join Jimmy Carr to compete for the Big Fat Quiz crown. 12.05am Man Down 12.40 A Granny’s Guide To The Modern World 1.05 The Best Of I’m Spazticus 1.30 FILM: Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009) 3.10 Fresh Meat 3.55 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.50 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.45 Draw It!

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Bob The Builder 7.00 Little Princess 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Santa Suit (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Determined to stand on his own two feet and sick of being told what to do, VJ decides to move out of home. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series. 8.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series in which cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction Emma Willis presents the action from the CBB House as one of the celebrity Housemates is shown the door. 10.00 It’s Not Me, It’s You Fun-filled panel show hosted by Eamonn Holmes. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction Emma Willis presents the action from the CBB House as one of the celebrity Housemates is shown the door. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction 4.00 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Roary The Racing Car 5.30 Peppa Pig 5.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 5.45 Angelina Ballerina Victoria Nangle

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11.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00 Supergirl 2.00 The Flash (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Star Wars: Greatest Moments 10.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0

1.00pm Olympics 2016 4.00 Olympics 2016 7.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 10.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 2.00am Britain On Film 2.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 3.00 Singer-Songwriters At The BBC

12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Funniest 100 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) 11.35 Family Guy (x2) 12.35am American Dad!

2.05pm The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Birds Of A Feather (x2) 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.15am FILM: Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) 2.15 Long Lost Family

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Aliens (1986) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

10.35am Food Unwrapped 11.10 FILM: They Might Be Giants (1971) 12.55pm Time Team (x2) 3.05 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.15 Four In A Bed (x5) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Out-Laws 10.05 It Was Alright In The 1970s 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Letters To Juliet (2010) 1.05pm The Bandit Of Sherwood Forest (1946) 2.50 Fantastic Mr Fox (2009). See highlights. 4.35 A League Of Their Own (1992) 7.15 Fast Girls (2012) 9.00 The Mechanic (2011) 10.45 Ninja (2009) 12.30am Shogun Assassin (1980) 2.10 Maniac (2012) 4.00 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Fire Twister (2015) 4.00 FILM: Robin Hood: Beyond Sherwood (2009) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Mr. Robot 10.00 FILM: Predator (1987) 12.10am Fact Or Faked

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SATURDAY 20 Spotless ITV1, 7.15pm This is not subliminal messages to keep everything in order. no way, no how. A new physical game show that rewards you with cash for keeping clean and pristine probably doesn’t want to you to tow the line. That aside, it looks like fun as two couples compete in some very messy games.

There’s Something About Romcoms Channel 4, 9pm Julie Walters narrates this collection of the best kept romcom secrets, with such gems as Richard Curtis’ troubles casting the lead for Four Weddings, Meg Ryan’s truth behind her orgasm scene, and Bobby Farrelly spills all about hair in Something About Mary.

Star Wars: Greatest Moments Sky1, 6pm A warm fuzzy feeling in the belly of any Star Wars fan, this counts down the top 20 favourite Star Wars moments as voted for by the general public. With contributions from famous fans as well as mega fans, it’s a welcome home filler for those waiting for Rogue One.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am King Of The Underworld (1952) 7.35 Police Dog (1955) 9.05 The Sword Of Monte Cristo (1951) 10.45 The Stolen Jools (1931) 12.55pm Night Ride (1937) 2.25 Captain Scarlett (1953) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 5.00 British Wrestling Weekly

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 7.00 Noise Reel 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 9.00 Late Night With Monica Price Effervescent host Monica Price meets personalities and presents musical guests. 10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music, as DJ Box showcases up-and-coming dance music talent from the UK and Europe. 10.30 The Bassment 11.00 QTube: Pride Special Brighton Pride 2015 from the parade to Preston Park. 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Scotland's City Safari 2.00 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 Late Night With Monica Price 5.00 Teleshopping

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10.20 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.40 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of the second round of Premier League matches, including Leicester City against Arsenal - a game which pits last season’s champions against the runners-up. Meanwhile, at Vicarage Road, Watford entertain Chelsea, with both teams boasting new Italian managers. Former Napoli and Inter boss Walter Mazzarri took charge of the Hornets this summer, while exJuventus and Italy coach Antonio Conte was appointed manager of the Blues. Elsewhere, Stoke City play Manchester City, Burnley host Liverpool, Tottenham meet Crystal Palace and West Brom face Everton. And there’s also a chance to see the best of the action from the Friday night game between Manchester United and Southampton. 12.10am Olympics 2016 4.00 Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 4.05 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC’s rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.

6.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 6.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a RollsRoyce. 7.00 Proms Extra 2016 The weekly Proms magazine show, presented by Katie Derham. 7.40 BBC Proms 2016: Ravel And Rachmaninov Valery Gergiev conducts the Munich Philharmonic Orchestra in three popular classics Ravel’s hypnotic Bolero, the ravishing suite from Richard Strauss’s Der Rosenkavalier and Rachmaninov’s romantic third piano concerto, with the outstanding young pianist Behzod Abduraimov. 9.40 Edinburgh Nights Kirsty Wark presents highlights and performances from the world’s biggest festival of arts and culture. Kirsty interviews the hugely influential Man Booker prizewinner James Kelman about his latest novel, Dirt Road. Love is all around on this year’s Fringe and Kirsty talks to playwrights and performers who are exploring the science of attraction, monogamy and our need to reproduce. 10.10 The National Lottery Live 10.20 Olympics 2016 Continued live coverage of the penultimate day of the Olympic Games in Rio. 12.10am FILM: Infamous (2006) 2.05 FILM: Oslo, August 31st (2011)

6.00am Olympic Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh & Easy Food 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.45 Olympics 2016 5.30 BBC News 5.40 South East Today 5.50 Olympics 2016

6.15am FILM: Night Song (1948) 7.55 FILM: Whisky Galore! (1949) 9.15 Olympics 2016 Replay 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.45 Escape To The Country 2.30 Flog It! 3.00 Full Steam Ahead 4.00 Final Score 5.30 Olympics 2016 5.50 The A To Z Of TV Gardening

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.35 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.00 NinjaGo: Rise Of The Snakes 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 Columbo: Identity Crisis 1.25pm ITV News & Weather 1.35 River Monsters 2.00 The Chase 3.00 Doc Martin 4.05 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 6.20 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more eccentric, real-life footage filmed by viewers including a baby that vomits on a laptop, and an egg that explodes in a boy’s eye. A dog gets frisky with a teddy bear in the background of a piano lesson. 7.15 Spotless See highlights. 8.15 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show. Three players compete to guess familiar phrases hidden in animated clues, with one lucky contestant going through to the Super Catchphrase for the chance to win fifty thousand pounds. Today’s contestants are Petra, Sara and Zechariah. 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Starring Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Brian Cox, Karl Urban, Joan Allen and Tom Gallop. Spy thriller sequel based on the Robert Ludlum books. Bourne is once again forced to take up his former life as a trained assassin when a CIA operation to purchase classified Russian documents goes wrong. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the explosive US version of his popular daytime talk show. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.15am Mobil 1 The Grid 6.40 Gillette World Sport 7.05 Motor Sport: Volkswagen Racing Cup 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.20pm The Simpsons 12.45 The Simpsons 1.15 The Simpsons 1.45 Channel 4 Racing 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.35 Come Dine With Me 6.05 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality competition. Confident cook and company director Anthony Smith is the last to host in Preston. Anthony hopes his mix of fingerlicking food, fine dining and celebrity comparisons will bag him the 1,000 pound prize. 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 FILM: Men In Black 3 (2012) Starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Emma Thompson, Jemaine Clement, Alice Eve, Bill Hader, Michael Stuhlbarg, Mike Colter, Nicole Scherzinger, David Rasche, Keone Young and Rip Torn. Action comedy. Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.’s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history. 9.00 There’s Something About Romcoms See highlights. 10.35 FILM: I Give It A Year (2013) Starring Anna Faris, Rose Byrne, Rafe Spall, Alex Macqueen, Stephen Merchant, Minnie Driver, Jason Flemyng, Nigel Planer, Olivia Colman and Simon Baker. Offbeat romantic comedy. When Josh and Nat tie the knot just seven months after they began dating, family and friends are unsure whether the marriage will last. 12.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.20 FILM: Call Girl (2012) 3.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.45 Superfoods: The Real Story

Channel Five

6.00am Bob The Builder 6.10 Wanda And The Alien 6.20 Pets 6.25 Noddy In Toyland 6.40 Paw Patrol 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Blaze And The Monster Machines 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Shimmer And Shine 8.25 Fairly Odd Parents 9.00 The Saturday Show Live 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.00pm Police Interceptors 1.00 Police Interceptors 2.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 3.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 3.55 5 News Weekend 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (x2) 6.00 5 News Weekend 6.05 NCIS: Los Angeles Spin-off police drama series. A scheduled training session is interrupted when an urgent call comes through indicating that an agent needs assistance. 7.00 NCIS Feature length episode of the drama centred around the US navy’s dedicated federal agency. Gibbs recalls his painful past when he is taken to hospital after being seriously injured in an explosion. 8.50 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce all the highlights from the weekend’s games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover. 11.30 V Festival 2016 Highlights from the stages of this weekend’s festival, featuring tonight’s headliner Justin Bieber. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.50 Divine Designs 5.15 Nick’s Quest 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Soccer AM 11.00 What’s Up 12.00pm Futurama (x8) 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 Star Wars: Greatest Moments. See highlights. 8.00 Carpool Karaoke 9.00 FILM: Enemy Of The State (1998) 11.30 A League Of Their Own 12.30am Modern Family 1.00 The Last Ship 2.00 Arrow (x2)

1.00pm Olympics 2016 4.00 Olympics 2016 7.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 10.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 2.00am Britain On Film 2.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 3.00 Acoustic At The BBC

12.45pm Ninja Warrior UK 1.45 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: A-Z 2.45 FILM: Batteries Not Included (1987) 4.50 The X Factor: Top 10 OMG! Moments 5.55 FILM: The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (2013) 9.00 FILM: Hall Pass (2011) 11.05 Family Guy (x3) 12.35am American Dad! (x2)

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 Judge Judy 6.40 Where The Heart Is 7.35 Where The Heart Is 8.40 Heidi 10.45 Lewis 12.45pm Lewis 2.45 FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) 4.55 Foyle’s War 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.05am Inspector Morse 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen

11.00am Made In Chelsea: South Of France 12.00pm New Girl 12.30 The Goldbergs (x4) 2.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 3.30 FILM: Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (2008) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) Theory 9.00 FILM: Die Hard (1988) 11.40 Gogglebox (x2) 1.20am Rude Tube: Animal Madness 2.25 2 Broke Girls

10.20am Come Dine With Me (x5) 1.05pm Four In A Bed (x5) Bed 3.50 Great Canal Journeys (x3) 6.55 Location, Location, Location 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 Channel 4 Comedy Gala 2016 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2)

11.00am Catch That Kid (2004) 1.00pm Short Circuit 2 (1988) 3.20 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 6.20 Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003) 9.00 The Purge (2013) 10.40 Cheap Thrills (2013) 12.20am In Fear (2013) 2.00 Donkey Punch (2008) 4.00 Close

1.30pm FILM: Fire Twister (2015) 3.20 FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 5.10 FILM: Dinosaur Island (2014) 7.00 FILM: The Librarian 2: Return To King Solomon’s Mines (2006) 9.00 FILM: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) 11.00 FILM: Ice Soldiers (2013) 1.00am FILM: Ghost Shark (2013) 2.50 Fact Or Faked

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SUNDAY 21 Dragons’ Den BBC2, 9pm A cunning plan my lord? Or more stupid than someone who has just won gold at the Stupid Olympics? It’s up to the Dragons to decide, as new hopefuls with their strokes of wild genius approach in the hope of financial backing. A unique coffee lid? A safety device for hair heating devices? The next big thing...

Fleabag BBC2, 10pm Brand new comedy that promises a modern mix of fatalism and hedonism. Fleabag is an angry, pervy, grief-stricken and selfdestructive woman – so easily recognisable. We all know someone like her. Frantically trying to keep her head above water while leaving wreckage in her wake. Can’t wait.

The X Factor: Top 10 Judge Moments ITV2, 5.25pm The new series is around the corner, with old faces returning to the judging panel and behind the scenes. So familiarise yourself with them again. Say hi to Simon, Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne, not to mention good old Dermot. Oh, and some singers.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Not Wanted On Voyage (1957) 7.35 Radio Cab Murder (1954) 9.05 The Medicine Man (1933) 10.10 Paul Temple’s Triumph (1950) 11.45 The Wandering Jew (1933) 1.20pm Ambush In Leopard Street (1962) 2.30 Patricia Dainton Presents...: Paul Temple Returns 2.35 Paul Temple Returns (1952) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Easy Riders 5.00 Family, Faith and Fun 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 9.00 Shaun's People Brand new magazine show, as Shaun Troke talks to a mix of people about what's happening in the real world. 9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras follow the legendary outlaw from Nottinghamshire, Robin Hood. 10.00 Sounding Out Live musical performances and interviews. This episode features Courtney Pine. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 The Music Manual 11.30 Amp’d 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Shaun's People 2.00 A Day In The Life 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.30 Olympics 2016 9.00 Fake Or Fortune? Antiques swindle attempt. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Manish Bhasin presents highlights of today’s Premier League games, in which West Ham take on Bournemouth and Sunderland play Middlesbrough. It is West Ham’s first league game at their new home, the former Olympic Stadium in Stratford, which boasts a capacity of 60,000 seats. The corresponding fixture last season produced a thrilling match, with Bournemouth winning 4-3 thanks to a Callum Wilson hat-trick. Newly promoted Middlesbrough make the trip to the Stadium of Light to face their north east rivals and are hoping to claim a first Premier League away win since 2008. Sunderland narrowly avoided relegation last season, and new boss David Moyes will be keen for his side to get points on the board early in the current campaign. There is also a look at all the goals and major incidents from the games which took place on Friday night and Saturday. 11.25 Olympics 2016: Closing Ceremony 4.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 4.05 BBC News

6.30 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (1993) Starring Peter Sallis. Oscar-winning animation from Nick Park. 7.00 Cats V Dogs: Which Is Best? Chris Packham and Liz Bonnin battle it out to find the definitive answer to the burning question - which are best, cats or dogs? 8.00 Robot Wars The fifth episode in the robot fighting series presented by Dara O Briain and Angela Scanlon. This episode features one of the most bizarre but certainly the tallest robot ever seen on Robot Wars - Gabriel, built by Mensa member Craig and his three sons. 9.00 Dragons’ Den See highlights. 10.00 Fleabag See highlights. 10.30 Murder In Successville There has been another murder in Successville, but this week the suspect is DI Sleet! It is the job of his new rookie, TV personality Vicky Pattison, to try and clear his name and find the real killer in this weird and wonderful world of improvised comedy. 11.00 FILM: Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010) Starring Andy Serkis, Naomie Harris, Ray Winstone. Biographical drama about Ian Dury. 12.50am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.45 Sign Zone: NYPD: Biggest Gang In New York? 5.45 Paul Martin’s Handmade Revolution

6.00am Olympic Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 BBC News 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 12.45 BBC News 1.00 Olympics 2016 5.00 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.30 Countryfile

6.15am Gardeners’ World 6.45 Countryfile 7.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Sunday Edition 9.15 Olympics 2016 Replay 1.00pm FILM: Pal Joey (1957) 2.45 Flog It! 3.25 Highlands - Scotland’s Wild Heart 4.25 Songs Of Praise 5.00 Olympics 2016

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.35 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.00 NinjaGo: Rise Of The Snakes 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.15 Columbo: Swan Song 1.15pm ITV News & Weather 1.20 Long Lost Family 2.20 The Chase 3.20 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 5.25 Masterpiece With Alan Titchmarsh 6.25 ITV News Meridian 6.40 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Zoo Documentary series going behind the scenes at London Zoo and Whipsnade. In this episode, an Asian elephant gives birth to her second calf at Whipsnade. The calf takes his first steps, guided by his mother, before meeting the herd for the first time. In Regent’s Park, keeper Paul Kybett notices that a 15year-old Asian lioness is not feeding. Vet Tai Strike and her team are called in to perform an emergency exploratory operation. 8.00 Midsomer Murders An international cycling competition comes to the Midsomer village of Burwood Mantle. When the race leader is murdered, DCI Barnaby and DS Nelson find themselves drawn into a ruthlessly competitive world of blackmail, bribery and bloodshed where winning comes at any cost. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones makes five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent. In this episode, Griff takes the train through Zambia and Zimbabwe. 11.15 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am Shipping Wars 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 Frasier 7.55 Frasier 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.55 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 The Simpsons 3.30 The Simpsons 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series about the world of high-end pawnbroking. 8.00 FILM: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (2011) Starring Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro, Tyrese Gibson, Patrick Dempsey, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich. Third instalment in the sci-fi adventure. The battle between the Autobots and Decepticons rages on as they race to recover a spacecraft that crashed on the dark side of the moon. The astronauts from Apollo 11 first discovered the ship during the moon landings and brought Sentinel Prime back to Earth, but it was not the only alien object on the satellite, and a new enemy rears its head. 11.00 FILM: The Grey (2011) Starring Liam Neeson, Dermot Mulroney, James Badge Dale, Dallas Roberts, Frank Grillo. Survival thriller. When a plane carrying six oil workers crashes in Alaska, the men must contend with freezing conditions and low food supplies - with a pack of bloodthirsty wolves haunting their every step. 1.10am Friday Night Dinner 1.40 Walking The Himalayas 2.35 The World’s Weirdest Weather 3.30 China: Treasures Of The Jade Empire 4.25 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.15 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Noddy In Toyland 7.20 Paw Patrol 7.35 Little Princess 7.50 Pip Ahoy! 8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Shimmer And Shine 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Fairly Odd Parents 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 12.00pm FILM: Christmas Song (2012) 1.45 FILM: The Christmas Bunny (2010) 3.40 FILM: Lucky Christmas (2011) 5.25 FILM: Defending Santa (2013) 7.00 Christmas Makes You Laugh Out Loud Clip compilation show. Funny-man Iain Lee narrates an entertaining compilation of the most amusing and outrageous Christmas themed videos that have taken the internet by storm. Featuring cringeworthy moments such as the performances of out-of-tune carol singers and a truly unforgettable star of a nativity play. 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Winter Special Seasonal edition of the reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. The agents grapple with emotional evictions and moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless, an acrimonious divorce comes to a head, and an off-license battles to stay open just as everything shuts down for the holidays. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover. 10.00 V Festival Live Highlights from the stages of this weekend’s festival, featuring tonight’s headliner Rihanna. 1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Suspects: The Enemy Within 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Wildlife SOS 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Modern Family (x2) 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Football’s Funniest Moments 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Four Weddings 3.00 Battle Of The Brides 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Carpool Karaoke 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am Mount Pleasant

1.00pm Olympics 2016 4.00 Olympics 2016 7.00 LIVE: Olympics 2016 10.00 Secret Voices Of Hollywood 11.30 Entertaining The Troops 12.30am Dancing In The Blitz: How World War 2 Made British Ballet 1.30 Fifties British War Films: Days Of Glory 2.30 Secret Voices Of Hollywood

1.20pm Take Me Out 2.50 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 3.20 FILM: The Smurfs 2 (2013) 5.25 The X Factor: Top 10 Judge Moments. See highlights. 6.25 FILM: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005) 8.00 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.00am American Dad! (x2)

10.30am FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) 12.40pm A Touch Of Frost 2.55 Wycliffe 4.05 FILM: That’s Carry On (1978) 5.55 Margery And Gladys 8.00 Royal Stories (x2) 9.00 Million Dollar Princesses 10.05 Film: The Young Victoria (2009) 12.10am Wire In The Blood (x2) 3.00 May The Best House Win

8.30am Made In Chelsea: South Of France 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza (x5) 2.30 FILM: Turner And Hooch (1989) 4.35 The Goldbergs (x4) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 10.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.40am Rude Tube: Ultimate Champions

10.50am Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 9.00 Father Ted (x2) 10.05 That’s So Last Century 11.15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.20am 24 Hours In A&E 1.20 That’s So Last Century

11.00am Lifeboat (1944) 1.00pm Marmaduke (2010) 2.45 The Spy Next Door (2010) 4.35 Big (1988) 6.40 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 3:10 To Yuma (2007) 11.25 The Paperboy (2012) 1.35am Stroszek (1976) 3.50 Close

2.00pm FILM: Robin Hood: Beyond Sherwood (2009) 4.00 The Captains Close Up 4.30 FILM: Star Trek: Generations (1994) 7.00 FILM: Titan AE (2000) 9.00 FILM: Quarantine 2: Terminal (2010) 11.00 FILM: Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) 1.00am FILM: The Day (2011) 3.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files

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MONDAY 22 Millionaire’s Row Latest TV, 4pm Indulge yourself in some fantasy home shopping, and maybe get a bit of inspiration for sprucing up your own backyard. Covering every place from penthouses to pools, with one or two stops inbetween, let your imagination go and mentally move in to some of the most splendid homes in East Sussex.

500 Questions ITV1, 9pm Brand new gameshow, hosted by Giles Coren, with a simple premise – get three questions wrong in a row and you’re out. Stay in the game until question 50 and you win the cash and the kudos. Even Monday-brain can understand and hang on to that! But beware of traps on the board, and challengers in the wings.

Made In Chelsea: South Of France E4, 9pm The overprivileged pretties are at it again, complicating their love lives and doing their own versions of flirting behind flittering fans. Not that you need to be posh or in the south of France to do that – so feel free to join in at home. Louise’s ex Alik is in town to rekindle romance.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Love In Pawn (1953) 7.35 Stagecoach West: The Root of Evil 8.35 House Of Blackmail (1953) 10.00 Gaolbreak (1962) 11.15 Echo Of Diana (1963) 12.30pm Amos Burke: Secret Agent: The Man's Men 1.30 Together 2.00 The Glass Mountain (1949) 4.00 Millionaires' Row. See highlights. 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses the regional press with Dominic Ponsford of the Press Gazette. 7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote 8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival. 9.00 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Den Haag and Brighton. 10.00 Unsigned Transmissions Unsigned Transmissions is a unique platform for unsigned musicians on the exciting new local TV network. 10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix 11.00 Noise Floor 11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 International Chef Exchange 1.30 Banterflix 2.00 Walks Around Britain 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Living With Cuts: Austerity Town - Panorama 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Buster makes a decision about his relationships. Ian receives some frustrating news. Billy confronts Jay about his behaviour. 8.30 Eat Well For Less? Gregg Wallace and award-winning greengrocer Chris Bavin, with the help of dietician Lucy Jones, are on a mission to help families across the UK save money, sort food facts from food fiction and eat well for less. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week’s news. With Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. 11.15 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 12.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.05 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty. 6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain. 7.00 Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy 20 volunteers take part in an experiment to test their skills against some of the fastest growing jobs in Britain’s low-wage sector. In this episode, they are doing our dirty work - cleaning hotel rooms after a busy party weekend and then sorting through our recycling. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Two teams who lost their first heats return as highest scoring losers in this show. 9.00 Ripper Street Thriller set during the Victorian era, following a police division investigating murders on the blood-stained streets of London’s Whitechapel. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry messes with your mind with Sarah Millican, Tommy Tiernan, Josh Widdicombe and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Robot Wars 12.15am Sign Zone: Full Steam Ahead 1.15 Sign Zone: Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity faces the consequences of her actions. 7.30 Coronation Street Leanne says goodbye to Weatherfield. Bethany helps the Platts smile again. An angry Sharif demands answers. 8.00 Barging Round Britain With John Sergeant John Sergeant takes a tour around Britain’s canals. The Regent’s Canal runs through the heart of the capital, linking the docks with the rest of Britain. Along a route that is rich in history, John visits the East End’s haunted Ragged School, helps make - and sample - a bottle or two of gin and stops off to feed the giraffes at London Zoo. 8.30 Coronation Street Nick comes to his senses. Troubled Bethany finds secret solace. Sharif reveals a clandestine affair. 9.00 500 Questions See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Spotless Physical game show that is all about keeping clean and pristine to take home the cash. 11.40 Britain As Seen On ITV In celebration of 60 years of ITV, six decades of British life are recalled through archive footage. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show: Lie Detector Shockers 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park Summer Special 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Red Rock 2.25 Escape To The Country 3.25 Think Tank 4.10 Flog It! 5.10 Pointless Celebrities

6.30am Homes Under The Hammer 7.30 The Housing Enforcers 8.00 Kangaroo Dundee And Other Animals Pt 2 - Natural World 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Olympics 2016: Closing Ceremony 2.00pm Three Up, Two Down 2.30 Hi-de-Hi! 3.10 Sahara With Michael Palin 4.10 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.10 Antiques Roadshow

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6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons (x2) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace is furious and wants revenge. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Make My Body Better With Davina McCall Davina McCall presents the health series which follows extraordinary personal stories of determination, transformation and triumph alongside revelatory, experimental group challenges. 9.00 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything Celebrity game show. Jonathan Ross, Noel Fielding, Richard Ayoade, Aisling Bea, Adam Buxton and Rob Beckett fiercely battle it out for the Big Fat Quiz crown. 10.30 Naked Attraction Dating show presented by Anna Richardson in which two singletons choose a partner from a selection of six naked people, who will be revealed to them one body part at a time. First up is 24-year-old Rebecca, a singer from Nottinghamshire who is tired of always having her heart broken by bad boys. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. 12.35am The World’s Weirdest Weather 1.30 One Born: What Happened Next? 2.35 Grand Designs Australia 3.30 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.25 Location, Location, Location 5.20 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Milkshake! Summer Fun! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Expecting Amish (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Andy risks everything to put his escape plan in to action for Josh, but will Josh go along with it? 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 FIA World Rally Championship Highlights John Desborough presents round nine of this year’s FIA World Rally Championship, the ADAC Rally of Germany featuring a series of stages on the mixed terrain around Trier. 8.00 Police Interceptors: Unleashed Highlights of the most exciting high-speed chases and action from Channel 5’s popular crime series, presented by Vinnie Jones. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover. But the celebrity Housemates should remember that all that glitters is not gold... 10.00 Tattoo Disasters UK Documentary series about people with excessive or now-regretted tattoos. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.05am Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Thieves & Thugs: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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4.00pm Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Attenborough At 90: Behind The Lens 9.00 David Attenborough’s Natural History Museum Alive 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Mount Pleasant 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Born To Be Wild 8.00 Life Story 9.00 The Queen Mary: Greatest Ocean Liner 10.00 BBC Proms 2016: Quincy Jones Prom 12.00am Timewatch: WWI Aces Falling 1.00 When Coal Was King: Timeshift 2.00 Entertaining The Troops 3.00 The Queen Mary: Greatest Ocean Liner

12.45pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 Bordertown 12.00am The Cleveland Show (x2)

12.00pm Love Your Garden 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Case Sensitive 11.05 Liverpool One 12.15am Inspector Morse

4.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea: South Of France. See highlights. 10.00 Gogglebox 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 10.00 The Billion Pound Hotel 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am 17 Kids And Counting 1.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

11.00am Doctor In Distress (1963) 1.10pm Stuart Little 2 (2002) 2.45 Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 4.50 The Tooth Fairy (2010) 6.55 17 Again (2009) 9.00 Ender’s Game (2013) 11.15 A Time To Kill (1996) 2.10am Tyrannosaur (2011) 4.00 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: F6: Twister (2012) 4.00 FILM: The Librarian 2: Return To King Solomon’s Mines (2006) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Dark Matter 9.00 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 11.10 Dark Matter 12.10am Fact Or Faked