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THE GREAT BRITISH CHARCUTERIE Tasty treats at Brighton Marina THE BEST MEDICINE Comedy Sans Frontiere at Ropetackle NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS Special film screening of new music

THE DRESSER

Ken Stott & Reece Shearsmith star in Ronald Harwood’s classic drama at the Theatre Royal Brighton page 7

The Great British Charcuterie Co.

Now Open in Brighton Marina

British artisan cheese, cured meats and wines

www.thegreatbritishcharcuterie.co.uk 01273 695278

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L7 CONTENTS

CELEB CITY Charmaine hails the stars that have dropped in to sing at Bar Broadway

DOGGY TALES/ONLY IN BRIGHTON/ NANGLE NATTERS

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The Lion King; Jodie Foster adorns a Brighton wall; Nangle asks what’s in a name

THE DRESSER Rare chance to see a prestigious revival of The Dresser at the Theatre Royal Brighton

THE GREAT BRITISH CHARCUTERIE A smorgasbord of treats at Brighton Marina

ABOUT A GIRL/YAK YAK YAK Caitlin faces the final curtain; Andrew declares his dislike of backpacks

CAMERON CONTEMPORARY ART

Gathering some of the city’s best artists on show

HOT LIST Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

ANDREW KAY DINES OUT

Andrew shares stories from the Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival

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CELEBCITY

Charmaine Davies

@CharmieD

> The Stars on Broadway

f you have ever wondered where you could rub shoulders with the stars of stage and screen in Brighton, then it's best to keep an eye on what's going on at Bar Broadway on Steine Street. Just lately Duncan James, from boyband Blue, has performed at Bar Broadway, with the cast of Pricilla Queen Of The Desert, as has Denise Black, from Queer As Folk and Emmerdale. Also the cast of Hairspray with Tony Moudsley from the TV show Benidorm, have performed there too!

“ One of the bar staﬀ has recently appeared on First Dates ” Bar Broadway is owned by business partners Alasdair Jarvie and Michael McGarrigle. Jointly they have made it into a most fabulous venue and I believe it's possibly the most friendly bar in Brighton. How could it not be with the great customer service from the bar staﬀ (one of which has just appeared on the TV show First Dates) and the catchy show tunes that are played on large screens. You can't help sing along and that's just downstairs! Upstairs there is the theatre bar 'The Gods'. It's here you can see some great shows including a couple of nights of stand up comedy. On the last Saturday of every month it's 'Giggle at the Gods', six comedians from London and the South and it's only £3 entry. Also there is the comedy show 'It Is What It Is' with Trickstar Radio DJs, Will Rankin and James Pryor. I highly recommend these nights if you like stand up. Tickets for all the events and shows at Bar Broadway can be booked in advance on the Bar Broadway app which you can get on Google Play or the App Store. www.barbroadway.co.uk 4 | LATEST 7

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DOGGY TALES > The Lion King

very week Latest 7 will regale you with tales about the dogs who reside in Brighton (via their owners) and also introduce you to rescue dogs, hoping to find forever homes. This week, meet Symba the Chow Chow, who is owned by Niel Driver... “Symba is four and half years old and we have had him since he was 12 weeks old. When we first met him, he was one of three two boys and a girl. We came along just in time to take him home, as the others had been snapped up already! “He was quite tiny when we got him and would fit into an Ikea blue bag in which we carried him around until he was old enough to walk around on his own after his inoculations. The Chow Chow breed comes from China and in olden times Chinese gentry ate them as a delicacy. “He’s very inquisitive and will stand and watch what people are doing for ages, but will not let anyone touch him at all (except for his daddy and uncle). He loves the attention of people looking at him and knows to look at people when they are talking about him, but will not let them touch him, he turns away. But once they walk oﬀ he will stand and look at them and then us as if to say "what was all that about?".

“His kennel club name is Winston King Stanley but we named him Symba because of his little lion cub features when he was a puppy. He gets called and answers to a variety of names now though, including: Daddy’s Little Soldier, Our Little Monkey and most often Simpson! I think that should have been his name.”

ONLY IN BRIGHTON

NANGLE NATTERS

> Taxi!

> Namecalling

his week Latest 7 discovered this iconic image of Iris, played by Jodie Foster, in the classic ‘70s film Taxi Driver. Robert De Niro, who starred along side Jodie, thought the film had the potential to be a something people would still be talking about 50 years later. We’re still a decade away from knowing that for sure, but it’s safe to assume he was right!

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hat’s in a name? When a friend introduces me to someone new I’m asked – ‘what do you like to be called?’. Well, I’ve answered to a number over the years, ranging from ‘Big Bird’ to ‘Nangleburger’ (don’t ask!), and still the name my family calls me is diﬀerent from the one my friends who have known me for decades use. I haven’t done anything risky to have garnered a nickname – I am not ‘The Birdwoman of Worthing’, and the only reason I was ‘The Jolly Green Giant’ at school was because I was always first in the queue for school dinners. And I’m tall. Oh yes, that’s got a lot of name mileage. Welcome to ‘Big Bird’, ‘Mummy Long Legs’ and ‘The BFG’. I’m still not sure what I like to be called though. No longer will the retort: “I don’t mind so long as it’s not ‘mug’!” do. Should we be able to adopt new names partway through our lives? I know a couple of friends who have done just that, but I’m not sure if I know what my chosen name would then become either. There are so many words... I couldn’t even confidently name a hamster. So ‘Nangle’ will have to do. It’s grown on me. And if you say it lots you sound like a lowflying light aircraft! LATEST 7 | 5

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THE DRESSER > Rare chance to see a prestigious revival of ‘The Dresser’ at the Theatre Royal Brighton before it transfers to the West End

tellar actors Ken Stott and Reece Shearsmith star in this eagerly awaited new production of The Dresser, which visits Theatre Royal Brighton as part of a very limited tour before opening in London. Set backstage in a provincial theatre during World War II, The Dresser explores the relationship between two men who are reluctantly and inevitably codependent. An ageing, once famous classical actor is troubled. Sir, the last in a dying breed of great English Shakespearean actors, is unwilling to take to the stage to deliver his renowned portrayal of King Lear. It falls to his faithful dresser Norman to rouse another great performance from him, to keep both the show and its star from falling apart. First performed in 1980 in the West End and on Broadway, the play was in 1983 made into a multi award winning film starring Albert Finney and Tom Courtenay and a BBC television film starring Ian McKellen and Anthony Hopkins last year. The production is directed by Sean Foley, whose production of Jeeves and Wooster in Perfect Nonsense played to packed houses at

“ Advanced sales are

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Theatre Royal Brighton in 2013. Ken Stott’s last appearance at Theatre Royal Brighton was in Arthur Miller’s A View from the Bridge, a performance which was highly acclaimed. He has received four Best Actor Olivier Award nominations for his work at the National Theatre and in the West End in The Recruiting Oﬃcer, Broken Glass (for which he won Best Actor in a Supporting Role), Art with Albert Finney and Tom Courtenay, and A View from the Bridge. His film credits include The Hobbit, Charlie Wilson’s War and The Chronicles of Narnia, and his television credits include the critically acclaimed BBC series The Missing, for which he received a BAFTA nomination, and Rebus, the Ian Rankin crime drama in which Ken played the title role. Reece Shearsmith recently appeared in the Olivier and South Bank Awardwinning Hangmen at the Royal Court. His other theatre credits include Absent Friends at the Harold Pinter Theatre, Comedians at the Lyric Theatre and The Producers at the Theatre Royal Haymarket. He is perhaps best known for his starring roles in the multiawardwinning cult television series The League of Gentlemen and its spinoﬀs Inside No. 9 and Psychoville. His film credits include High Rise, Shaun of the Dead and Birthday Girl. Ronald Harwood is an Academy Award, Palme d’Or and BAFTAwinning screenwriter and playwright, whose films include The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The Pianist, Quartet and Love in the Time of Cholera. His plays include The Dresser, Taking Sides, Quartet, Mahler’s Conversion, An English Tragedy and Collaboration and Degenerate Art. Advanced sales for The Dresser are extremely strong, so early booking is highly recommended.

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TASTE SENSATIONS > Exciting news about a brand new Aladdin’s cave for Foodies – The Great British Chacuterie Co.

he Great British Charcuterie co. is an exciting new concept retail outlet situated in the heart of Brighton Marina oﬀering over 150 lines of cured meats and cheeses, all sliced and packed to order and all produced right here in the UK by small artisan farms and producers. Manager Jack Robinson and owner Phil Bartley aim to showcase these outstanding products and to work with the producers who create them to raise awareness of the ‘bang on

“ Central to their company’s ethos is the welfare of the animals from which these stunning products are produced ”

trend’ British artisan food scene, and what better place to start than the up and coming Brighton Marina. The business was started this year by Phil Bartley with the help of his parents Simon and Linda Bartley, and is a venture born from Phil’s experience running two of Brighton & Hove’s most successful kitchens at The Cricketers on Black Lion Street and Hove Place on First Avenue for over five years – with both pubs operated by another longstanding, local family run business, The Golden Lion Group. Jack and Phil have also been working closely with many local suppliers such as Beal’s Farm in Chailey, run by Phil and Melissa who raise rare breed Mangalitza pigs and create some 8 | LATEST 7

amazing charcuterie, including – in Phil’s words – “The best ham you’ll taste anywhere”. High praise indeed! Central to their company’s ethos is the welfare of the animals from which these stunning products are produced. They take great care when selecting to ensure they only work with farms and producers who practice the highest level of animal welfare, and they are adamant that only the happiest of animals can produce the best cheese and charcuterie. As you walk around the shop you will find many weird and wonderful cheeses such as the soon to be famous charcoal cheddar, a jet black cheese which we’re told is a tangy cheddar folded with coal dust and has started to garner a local cult following – with whispers of a delicious black cheese spreading around the Brighton foodie scene. Also on oﬀer is a rather attractive semi soft cheese, Burwash Rose, made by The Traditional Cheese Company here in Sussex. The cheeses are actually washed in rose water which gives them an attractive pinkish rind and a rather unique smell. One of Phil’s favourites, we’re told. True to their company’s namesake, the range of British charcuterie available is truly amazing with over fifty unique products including some fantastic air dried hams, locally produced cured Sussex beef, a mindboggling array of salamis and the infamous beersticks – small, thin, chewy salamis made by John and Jose at Moons Green charcuterie in Northiam. If all this cheese and meat isn’t enough to get you on the number 7 bus to the marina then how about some wine? The Great British Charcuterie Co. also aims to have the LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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largest selection of English wines on the market, with the current selection totalling over fifty carefully selected varieties. Jack says that by Christmas that count could reach over one hundred bottles with the high quality of wines currently being produced by British vineyards. We noticed that the fantastic local Ridgeview sparkling wines are taking centre stage behind the dark wood and galvanised steel semi industrial looking counter. The boys are passionate about what they do and openly encourage customers to taste the products before they buy. Each wheel of cheese and every stick of salami is unique and they believe that this is something that should be recognised and cherished. “Today’s best salami may not be tomorrow’s, but how will we know without tasting them all?!” The Great British Charcuterie Co. are open now and can be found at Unit 40 Brighton Marina, right next to the Harvester Pub. 01273 695278 www.thegreatbritishchacuterie.co.uk

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CAITLIN

ANDREW KAY

About a girl

Yak Yak Yak

@writercaits

> And so I face the final curtain

> Sack that backpack

or someone who moves house at least once a year – I’m not very good at goodbyes. Saying that I’m also not very good at packing either. So here I am packing up boxes for a new job and I’m saying goodbye. I’m going to forget something and I’m going to forget someone, I just know it. However I’m looking forward to the new adventure. This time I’m not just changing postcodes, I’m changing countries. With my move I’ve decided I need a clean break – I’ve ended it with Peyton. Too many arguments and it was just not worth it especially since I don’t know when I will see him again. Also Greg? Well that was a nonstarter that I would have very much liked to pursue but that’s out of the question now. So this is me single still. Something I’ve gotten very used to over the years. I’ve enjoyed my little fling but at the end of the day boys will come and go but I’ve got to look after me. I’m not sure how sane I would have been if I stayed with both of them. Now there’s no more awkward social gatherings where I have to explain why I’m spending so much time with someone who I’m not dating – we all have a sex drive, you know. Also I will no longer have to worry if it’s all too good to be true because it was true. I did have my cake and eat it too. It was just a cupcake and it didn’t last too long. While this dabble with men is clearly over and I’m oﬀ to greener shores I’m not taking myself out of the game. I just need a break from this drama and need to figure out what I really want. At the moment, at least, it’s a good job far from here. See you later.

“ I’ve ended it with

Peyton. Too many arguments. Also Greg? Well that was a nonstarter

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@latestandrew

ackpacks, or rucksacks as they were called in my youth. I remember well borrowing one from an aunt to take on my first ever holiday without the parents. I say holiday, but it was more a form of torture. Much as I love the Lake District, trundling through it with a metal framed and heavy canvas monster on my back was a hot, tiring and unpleasantly sweaty ordeal. From there grew my dislike of the backpack and my love of better designed luggage. Good luggage has becomes an obsession and I have bags for all occasions. Brighton and Hove is a magnet for backpack users, at times the brightly coloured back pack toting foreign students are scary, like swarms of insects.

“ I was subjected to a barrage of abuse” The real trouble is on the bus and I am a bus user, I love them. A few days ago I was travelling into town and boarded a bus. I waved my electronic ticket at the driver and turned to find a seat. There, in the narrowest part of the bus was a man, around my age, wearing a huge backpack which made it impossible for me to pass. I suggested he take it off and place it on the luggage rack, after all that is what it is there for. He refused and I was forced to squeeze past almost knocking him over. I found a seat and was then subjected to a barrage of abuse after which he finally removed the backpack and weaved toward me. On reaching me he then demanded that I stand up to let him sit down. There were plenty of other seats to be had so I refused. I was not being difficult but I was suffering the pangs of a gout attack that day and given that he was at most only a few years older than me I decided to stay put and suffer his abuse. I have for years stood up on buses to let people who clearly were in more need of a seat than me, but I'm 60 now and I feel that it's my turn to sit down. How odd it is that people seem to feel the need to stand in that narrow part of the lower deck even if there are seats to be had. Are buses some sort of white knuckle ride? Please, if you must, take the bag off your back! LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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ART & SOUL and depth of classic portraiture alongside a very modern sensibility. A striking hat or colourful coat will catch his eye, stay in his mind and then be transformed onto canvas. Also exhibiting are several gallery favourites who between them ndependent art gallery, Cameron Contemporary Art opened have won many awards and major commissions. It promises to in Brighton and Hove in October 2013. Concentrating on be a show full of quality and diversity. high quality collectability, CCA represents British based artist In October the gallery will be showing the first solo show in and makers with many of the gallery artists based in Sussex. Brighton for twenty years of Graham Dean. The Ranging from traditional to modern, figurative to exhibition coincides with the launch of a major abstract, each exhibition is accompanied by a selection book on Dean from Unicorn Publishing. of ceramics and jewellery. The gallery stages eight Dean has lived in the city for 30 years and is exhibitions annually and often described as one of Britain’s most attends several major British powerful figurative painters. His career has Art Fairs. Running alongside is Live on Stage by spanned four decades and seen his work a series of evening events. Kirsty Wither exhibited worldwide. They also offer art consultancy Dean is renowned for his challenge of for home and office and also a Night Swimmer by Graham Dean accepted ideas about watercolour, wrestling it gift and wedding list service. away from its 18th century roots in landscape Husband and wife Robin Cameron and Kirsty Wither painting to make monumental, lifesize set up their business Cameron Contemporary Art in depictions of the human body that can take 2008. Kirsty is a professional artist and Robin's Contented by Faye Anderson years to complete. background is in performing and production. The idea The exhibition programme in the gallery finishes in of opening a gallery had been very long in the planning. The November and December with a Winter Show of work from couple has lived in the city for 15 years and passed the space gallery artists, one of the gallery’s most popular shows of the year. in Second Avenue many times, always thinking it would make Cameron Contemporary Art, 1 Victoria Grove, Second Avenue, a perfect art gallery. In 2013 when they found out the lease Brighton & Hove, BN3 2LJ was available, it was too good a chance to miss! Gallery hours 10.305 Monday to Saturday, 125 Sundays The autumn programme in the gallery starts off with a and Bank Holidays. Closed Tuesdays. Figurative Show featuring the stunning work of Brighton artist 01273 727234 Kevin Hendley. www.cameroncontemporaryart.com Hendley’s contemporary “old masters” combine the richness

> Cameron Contemporary Art gathers some of the city’s best artists on show

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La Choza, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences. La Choza is the home of authentic Mexican food in Brighton. Nestled in the North Laine, we serve delicious, slowcooked Mexican street food. Our mouthwatering menu includes fresh tacos, burritos and quesadillas. With fillings like pulled pork, homemade Mexican chorizo, chilli prawns, spiced roasted squash and lots more. We also oﬀer a range of traditional drinks, from Mexican hot chocolate to topshelf Tequila, Mezcal and Mexican beers. Eat in or take away. La Choza 36 Gloucester Rd, Brighton, BN1 4AQ, 01273 945 926, www.lachoza.co.uk

Fish + Liquor, Brighton

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

A retro comic themed restauraunt. Dishing up fresh fish and chips and a menu with a twist. The name says it all we simply sell Fish + quality craft Liquor. 1114 Madeira Drive, BN2 1PS www.fishliquor.com 01273 604462

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

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Moksha Caﬀe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are a independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chaula’s, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu oﬀers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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ANDREW KAY DINES OUT

Fresh mint and coriander chicken thighs

@latestandrew

Venison Wellington

Spiced fillet of venison

> Fair Game

ell a week on from the Autumn manifestation of the Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival and I think that I have just recovered. I love it, every moment is fun – but my word it's tiring. Thank heavens then for the fabulous audiences who turned up for the whole event across the bank holiday weekend and in particular to those who came along to watch me and some brilliant chefs on stage at the Live Food Show. I've been hosting this for 13 years now and year on year I am always impressed by the chefs who join me and generously provide food and time to entertain and I hope inform our audiences. This year I was joined on stage by a talented crew of culinary stars who were charged with cooking game as our sponsors were Taste The Game, a national organisation who promote the eating of game and the best practice in rearing and shooting it. On Saturday I was joined by Andy Vitez from The Restaurant at Drakes who made three stunning dishes including an extraordinarily tasty marrow dish that converted many of us to that unloved vegetable. Master Chef The Professionals winner Steven Edwards proved exactly why he was the winner with a magical pigeon dish, I cannot wait for him to open his new restaurant which I hear will be in Hove, more of that very soon. Kurt Cutajar from the Hilton Metropole cooked a favourite from his home country Malta with a stunning rabbit dish.

On Sunday Dan Cotton from Market impressed with a venison dish coupled with plums and hazelnuts, and very good it was too. Kanthi Thamma from Curry Leaf Cafe blew us away with pigeon in a vibrant green herb and fresh spice marinade and finally I was joined on stage by Kirti from Azaro who made a stunning venison rogan josh and revealed the secret of making an inpressive pilau rice. It was late on Sunday that my festival colleagues approached me and asked me if I could cook again on monday – ALL DAY! Well I had cooked on the Saturday, making a spiced fillet of venison which I served with potato cakes, buttered garlic spinach and fig salsa. I had also made fresh mint and coriander chicken thighs in a galangal and chilli yoghurt marinade with lemon and lime mayonnaise and spiced coconut crumb. I had also thrown together a lemon, lime and Sussex mead syllabub using Sarah Thompson's delicious Southdown mead. What was I worrying about, 5 hours on stage cooking live for an audience of serious food lovers? A walk in the park! A very long walks as it turned out but a fun one as I repeated the spiced fillet, made a delicious if I say it myself venison Wellington with mushroom and Tarragon stuﬃng and a venison tartare which I think converted a lot of people to the whole idea of raw quality meat, and I stress that you have to be confident of that quality. Oh yes I repeated the syllabub, well why not I thought. It was fun, it reminded me how good the city's restaurant scene now is and it also reminded me that my love of eating out grew from my love of eating in.

“ My love of eating out grew from my love of eating in ”

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STAGE

> The Fatback Band

Reach Out > Magic Of Motown

or some of us it’s nostalgia, for some a passion for retro but without a doubt there is magic in the music of one of America’s most successful exports, Tamla Motown. Some of us will remember it from the first time round, some from the merciless pillaging of it in subsequent soul based musical genres who would sample licks, riﬀs and lines from Motown’s greatest hits to create the catchy hooks in their new tunes. Whatever you love is based on Motown, it is as captivating now as it was when it hit the charts the firsts time around over 50 years ago. You can now join the party as this scintillating show celebrates its 10th birthday. The unstoppable Magic of Motown thrills its millionth music fan this year, embarking on a supersensational nationwide tour that also honours the 50th anniversary of charttopping single Reach Out I’ll Be There. Revel in hit after hit as the incredible, allnew for 2016, theatrical treat with a huge cast marks 50 years of Reach Out and a decade of continuing the legend of solid gold artists the Supremes, Temptations, Jackson 5, Isley Brothers, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross, Lionel Richie and more.

Now you can enjoy that sound in a captivating concert show that oozes the style, sophistication and musical brilliance of these megastars as more than 36 classics are revived amid a flurry of glittering costume changes, starring all the dazzling dance moves and superb musicianship of the original artists. In 1966 The Four Tops’ signature tune was a No1 hit both sides of the Atlantic – Reach Out also enjoys the distinction of being acclaimed as this stunning production’s stand out performance. Book now and truly Reach Out for the Magic of Motown. Magic of Motown Saturday 22 October 2016 – 7.30pm Theatre Royal Brighton Box Oﬃce: 0844 871 7650 www.atgtickets.com/Brighton

“ A decade of solid gold artists ”

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he Bank Holiday weekend party started early with the already roasting venue becoming saunalike with a nonstop, hitsheavy set of hot heavy funk, fiery Latin disco and sweet summer soul. Incredibly the band is still led by its founder, 84 year old Bill Curtis, who looked resplendent in African robes as he beat out the rhythm on timbales and cowbells. The whole band shared vocals and were right on the money for classics such as ‘Wicky Wacky’, ‘Bus Stop’ and ‘Spanish Hustle’. The joyfilled night ended on a high with a euphoric version of ’80s club anthem ‘I Found Lovin’. Concorde 2, 25 August 2016 Steve Clements ★★★★★

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> Fiesta Bombarda

vibrant, festivalesque events group are celebrating their 1st anniversary in Brighton with a totallytropical bonanza at Komedia on September 9: music, performance and dance fuelled party sounds of reggae, brass, afrobeat and dub sounds are the order of the day. From hosting Cathedral carnivals to Palm House parties across the country, Fiesta Bombarda celebrate their first Brighton anniversary by bringing former Brighton resident Ed Solo to the stage alongside The Future Dub Project and Tru Thoughts' Ed West. Honing his skills as a junglist before ducking and diving through every style of broken beat going, his stamp on electronic music runs very deep, starting in London in the mid90s where he cut his teeth by engineering the likes of Blak Twang and Roots Manuva before laying down groundbreaking collaborations with jungle kingpin DJ Brockie including ‘Represents’ and ‘Echo Box’. Next was Brighton and into a studio above Krafty Kuts record shop where Ed produced many seminal Breakbeat tracks leading to 2007’s album ‘Random Acts of Kindness’ alongside Skool of Thought and Darrisson, bringing him to a wider audience. Since then Ed has been enjoying making a wide range of styles but he’s best known for his own crowdpleasing reggae and drum'n'bass tracks from remixing Chronixx to Sizzla to original recordings with Elijah and Stickybudz. Komedia, Fri 9 Sept, 11pm, £711

“ Bringing former Brighton resident Ed Solo to the stage alongside The Future Dub Project and Tru Thoughts' Ed West. ”

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> Special film screenings premiere new music from Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

he first opportunity to hear any songs from the new Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds album 'Skeleton Tree' will be at screenings of the new feature film 'One More Time With Feeling' the day before release day: similar to recent innovative strategies from Frank Ocean and Beyoncé. Cave approached Andrew Dominik (who directed the brilliant ‘The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford’) about making a film focusing on the recording and performing of the new Bad Seeds album around the tragic time of Cave's son's death. Dominik explains that: “My immediate response was “Why do you want to do this?”. Nick told me that he had some things he needed to say, but he didn’t know who to say them to. The idea of a traditional interview, he said, was simply unfeasible but he felt a need to let the people who cared about his music understand the basic state of things. It seemed to me that he was trapped somewhere and just needed to do something – anything – to at least give the impression of forward movement.” Filmed in blackandwhite and colour in both 3D and 2D, Dominik claims that the haunted drama of the 3D images “perfectly address the disembodied sound of the record and the weird sense of paralysis that Nick seemed to exist in at the time”. I am personally looking forward to hearing the new music but am also curious and almost wary as to how raw and sad the experience might be. Some of the best art can be the most disarming however, and the filmmaker and musician's ambition and honesty can only be applauded. At the time of writing there are still tickets available on Thursday 8th September at the Cineworld in the Marina, but also check availability at Eastbourne, Worthing, Chichester, Crawley and Picturehouse cinemas too.

“ Some of the best art can be the most disarming ”

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VICTORIA NANGLE > The best medicine

ami Stone has done it again. Fresh back from a monthlong run of her acclaimed solo show ‘Roof’, Stone is running and hosting a fabulous fundraiser for Medecins Sans Frontieres (aka Doctors Without Borders) over at the Ropetackle Centre this weekend. Joining the talented Stone are David Mills with acidtongued satire, Sameena Zehra combining the tricky combo of warmth and politics and funny, Jessica Fostekew and her tight standup stories, and finally Rosie Wilby’s dry evocative humour. It’s jampacked, and for a fabulous humanitarian cause. Another show drawing the crowds this Saturday is Sue Perkins’ stand up and book tour, promoting her recent memoir ‘Spectacles’, with the price of the ticket including a copy of the tome. She’s signing copies afterwards, if you’d care to queue, but

for those not literaryminded the show also promises to touch on Mary Berry, cakes, and other comic treats. Comedy Sans Frontiere, Saturday 10 September, Ropetackle Centre, 8.15pm, £16.50/14 Sue Perkins – Spectacles, Saturday 10 September, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 7.30pm, £25.50

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Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks. 1 Slipp Electro ft Osaro

It’s Lifting Me 2 The Black Fields The Fighter 3 Caramel Jack We Could Build Skyscrapers 4 the wolfgirl liberation E.V.P 5 Nick Conroy Better Days 6 Ghostbirds Little Scars @latestvicky

7 Alexxa B Anak Krakatau (live) 8 Maria McateerHer Night At Noon

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Drink The Pain Away 9 Boa Marks

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Merchandised Eyes 10 Sweet Sweet Lies My Overrated Girlfriend 11 OSARO LOVING YOU IS EVERYTHING

> Delight in the diﬀerences

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hen you’re mooching around the North Laine, it’s always worth a detour into Gallery40 to find out what’s popped up for the week. So look forward to the upcoming show by Ian Boutell and Michael Hutley, the friends who met doing a Fine Art degree at Northbrook College and will be exhibiting at the Gloucester Road venue from 19 September. Formerly an architect, Ian now creates layered perspex constructions and abstract paintings underpinned by the themes of structure and fluidity that reflect his view of the world. Michael explores the world through painting and photography, attempting to capture his response by suspending critical judgement. Eyecatching images, and activities or events that attract his attention, are photographed or drawn then worked on later as collages, drawings or paintings. Until 25 September. www.artymagazines.com LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

Control 13 Hu Ha Freedom 14 The Howling Misunderstood 15 Alexxa B Pawn 16 Red Sea Sharks KiaOra 17 St.Michel Music Junkiee 18 KontraPunkt First 19 Mellor Drumatix Cafe Del Mellor 20 Duke Monorail Crocodile Song

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To listen to tracks & to submit your music & videos go to: www.thelatest.co.uk/musicchart

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> Meet Erik Selby, Latest TV’s channel manager

atest TV has been around for two years now, yes that's two years with hundreds of thousands of hours of original content created by our small, hard working, ambitious team of staﬀ. I joined Latest TV in April this year, I've seen how much care and passion goes into the work that our team produce on a daily basis, in order to provide entertainment, news, and top quality programmes, so that the people of Brighton and Hove and beyond can tune in, for free, on Freeview 7, 24/7!

“ I’ve seen how much care and

passion goes into the work that our team produce on a daily basis ”

As the channel manager for Latest TV, I’ve had the pleasure of meeting some of Brighton's most dedicated and amazingly kind hearted people, the individuals and teams that keep Brighton running year in year out. I'd not been to Brighton before I moved here for work but I had always been told good things – my only niggles are probably the lack of parking and the general cleanliness of the city, but there's always room for improvement everywhere you go. Now that I've had a few months to settle down I can start helping with that directly. I come from a background of working for local TV stations around the country and I truly believe that we have such a great opportunity to change people's lives, and I don't just mean for our thousands of viewers, I mean for the younger generation that want careers in the media. Local TV is where I started, and it's where I stayed – I love it! 18 | LATEST 7

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Do you remember the sheer joy and excitement of Saturday Morning Pictures? Where heroes and villains and clowns and crooners, invariably in glorious black & white, would entertain you for hours and hours? Now those glorious days return and it's not just for Saturday mornings, it’s 7 days a week from 6am 4pm!

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TUESDAY 6 Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 8pm Jemma and Graham have been ‘careful’ with money. They’ve saved, they’ve lived frugally, which means that for over 20 years they have saved £300,000 for their own home in Southendon-Sea. Flippin’ impressive! Now, if Phil can only get them to imagine parting with the cash a home might be on the horizon.

Motherland BBC2, 10pm With the film ‘Bad Moms’ out in the cinemas, the subject of Alpha Mums is in vogue with comedy writers at the moment. Maybe a bit revenge-y? This sitcom pilot follows uber-organised mother Amanda, hot mess Mum Liz, inbetween Julia, and stay-athome dad Kevin, navigating parenthood and each other.

All Together Now: The Great Orchestra Challenge BBC4, 9pm Not so much of a search for a star, more a search for lots of shining tightly together and in tune in an amateur orchestra. No small feat. Five have become four after last week’s knock out, and this time their challenge is to get to grips with opera, performing with real live opera singers. Coo.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Fort Algiers (1953) 7.35 Stagecoach West: Blind Man's Buff 8.35 You Lucky People (1955) 10.10 The Tree In A Test Tube (1942) 10.20 Hobson’s Choice (1954) 12.30pm Dick Powell Theatre: Who Killed Julie Greer 1.30 Together 2.00 Tower Of Terror (1941) 3.35 BFI: Listen to Britain 4.00 Novel Ideas 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce music by Lita Ford, Sex Pissed Dolls, Iron Maiden, and Benedictum. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 The Rosies The Rosies interview Emma Hiwaizi, from the Brighton Laughter Club, and the team tries some laughter yoga for the first time. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.30 Here I Come Johnson is desperate to make Daya happy but his immigration status might make things more difficult. 10.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman 11.00 Kick Out The Jams 11.30 Tramshed Sessions 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Brighton Lights 2.00 Digital Nation 2.30 Latest Homes Live 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping: Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders The chaos continues for the Mitchell family as lives are left hanging in the balance. Kim tries to get through to her sister. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Sacha’s birthday celebrations don’t go quite according to plan. Mo’s delight at Mr T’s return from Sweden soon turns to despair. Serena struggles to keep things professional at work following her kiss with Bernie. 9.00 One Of Us Drama series following the aftermath of a horrific double murder. Secrets and lies begin to unravel as Jamie makes a fateful decision and Rob must decide who to protect. The police are closing in on the two families, but Juliet’s own crimes are coming home to roost. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Stacey Dooley Investigates: Sex In Strange Places 11.40 Drugs Map Of Britain 12.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.15 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty. 6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show. 7.00 Garden Rescue Charlie Dimmock and award-winning garden designers the Rich brothers compete to design gardens for homeowners around the country. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. The nation’s top chefs are competing for the ultimate prize - the chance to cook at a banquet held at the Palace of Westminster. 8.00 Hairy Bikers - Chicken & Egg The Hairy Bikers are on a mission to find, cook and eat the most delicious chicken and egg recipes in the world. 9.00 New York: America’s Busiest City A three-night stripped event revealing the astonishing daily systems that allow America’s biggest and busiest city to function. Anita Rani, Ade Adepitan, Ant Anstead and Dan Snow are in New York. 10.00 Motherland See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 12.15am A Week In The Wild 1.15 Sign Zone: An Hour To Save Your Life 2.15 Sign Zone: Full Steam Ahead 3.15 BBC Parliament On BBC Two 5.45 Fake Britain

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Kerry is on the warpath. James confronts Moira. 7.30 Fishing Impossible Documentary series in which teams of fishermen travel the globe with the aim of landing fish that are considered impossible to catch. In this edition, they visit British Columbia. 8.00 Garden Nightmares Revealing documentary exploring the bizarre phenomena that take place on a daily basis in seemingly ordinary gardens. These peaceful oases of greenery come under attack from giant plants, invading peacocks and midnight predators killing prized koi carp. 9.00 Rookies Series revealing what it is like to be dropped into the front line of law enforcement, as seven ordinary people train to be police officers in Surrey. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Lady C And The Castle I’m a Celeb contestant Lady Colin Campbell attempts to transform a crumbling stately home back into a desirable residence in this one-off documentary. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.30am Dom On The Spot 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Natural Born Winners 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Cairngorms: A Year In The Wild 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Flog It!

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine Champion Of Champions 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Darren and Nancy realise they’ve accidentally set Maxine up for murder. Nancy has a physical meltdown in front of her class. Later, she pushes Nico for the truth about Patrick’s death. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location See highlights. 9.00 Inside Birmingham Children’s Hospital Documentary series following children and their families in Birmingham Children’s Hospital. This episode follows three children facing very different challenges, and three couples relying on each other as never before. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Claudia Winkleman and Johnny Vegas face Jon Richardson and Reginald D Hunter while Sara Pascoe is in Dictionary Corner. 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire. 12.10am First Dates 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.35 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.05 Gillette World Sport 2.35 Outlaw Triathlon 3.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.25 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.35 Location, Location, Location 5.30 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Truth & Lies (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tori bonds with a mysterious stranger who has arrived back in Summer Bay after a long absence. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 9.00 Inside The White House Conclusion of a two-part documentary on the history and role of the White House. This episode deals with the White House as a family as well as a Presidential home, the role of the First Lady, the Truman and Jacqueline Kennedy renovations, the open door policy, protestors and security from the Civil War to the present day, including the events of 9/11. 10.00 Borderline Satirical spoof observational documentary series following an inept team of the UK 10.30 The Hotel Inspector Returns The Hotel Inspector checks in on brand new hoteliers Ben and Emma, to see whether their new venture, Albion House, is flying or flailing. 11.30 On Benefits: Single & Skint 12.30am Lip Sync Battle 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World 4.00 Now That’s Funny! 4.45 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Simpsons 3.30 The Simpsons (x4) 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain 8.00 Illuminations: The Private Lives Of Medieval Kings 9.00 All Together Now: The Great Orchestra Challenge. See highlights. 10.00 Hidden Histories: Britain’s Oldest Family Businesses 11.00 Egyptian Journeys With Dan Cruickshank (x2)

11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am The Jury 1.30 Law & Order: UK

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Gogglebox

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Country House Cleaners 11.05 My Big Fat Gypsy Holiday 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Spoilers (1955) 12.40pm A Lawless Street (1955) 2.15 40 Guns To Apache Pass (1966) 4.10 Damn The Defiant! (1962) 6.15 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 The Railway Man (2013) 11.15 Basic Instinct (1992) 1.50am Pluto (2012) 4.00 Close

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Hansel And Gretel: Warriors Of Witchcraft (2013) 4.00 FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 FILM: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) 11.50 Killjoys 12.50am Star Trek: Voyager

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WEDNESDAY 7 Beyond The Rainbow LatestTV, 6.30pm Sophie Cook is at the helm of this round up of the latest LGBT news and views from around Brighton and beyond. With so much happening on a global scale to draw our attention, as well as the busy and colourful activities that regularly draw our attention and support closer to home in the LGBT world, there’s plenty here.

The Great British Bake Off BBC1, 8pm Mel and Sue have the best jobs ever. Tasting the most delicious cakes, needling Paul Hollywood, and bubbling up at amateur bakers as they get the most stressed out they’ve ever been over caramelized sugar and jelly fruit. Be inspired to bust out your own Victoria sponge by this heart-warming treat.

The Last Leg: Welcome To Rio Channel 4, 8pm The dudes look back at some of the best moments of London 2012 and prep for the opening ceremony of the Paralympics in Rio. With guests including Clare Balding, Paralympic presenters Ade Adepitan, JJ Chalmers and Sophie Morgan, as well as loads more. Style *and* content.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Patricia Dainton Presents...: Tread Softly 6.05 Tread Softly (1952) 7.35 Stagecoach West: The Bold Whip 8.35 BFI: Lock Your Door 8.50 Where There's A Will (1955) 10.20 The Stolen Jools (1931) 10.45 Tower of Terror (1941) 12.20pm Frank Capra 1.30 Together 2.00 The Frightened City (1961) 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Rugby AM 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow See highlights. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Heroes For Sale Exploring the geeky goings on in Liverpool and surrounding areas. 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. This week: Tom Walsh. 10.00 Noise Reel Extra: The Galleons 10.15 Noise Reel Extra: Demob Happy 10.30 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Rugby AM 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp’d 3.30 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Dom On The Spot 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Rip Off Britain Consumer series presented by Julia Somerville, Gloria Hunniford and Angela Rippon. The team expose how fraudsters have found a way to hijack genuine phone numbers to make their calls appear legitimate and find out why dozens of people who invested everything they had in a dream home in the sun have yet to see anything for their money. Plus a look at the wedding company whose contracts came with a very expensive sting in the tail, and the team tackles more problems on the spot at the Rip Off Britain pop-upshop. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off See highlights. 9.00 Our Girl Drama. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 12.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.05 BBC News

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6.30am Dom On The Spot 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 See Hear 8.30 The Hairy Builder 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show. 6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain. 7.00 Garden Rescue Charlie Dimmock and award-winning garden designers the Rich brothers compete to design gardens for homeowners around the country. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Skies Above Britain A look at the hidden world of the skies above us and the stories of the people who spend their life in flight. 9.00 My Congo - Natural World Nature documentary. 10.00 People Just Do Nothing Comedy. Grindah finds himself in trouble with the law again and prepares himself for a possible jail sentence. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.15 Horizon: My Amazing Twin The acerbically witty and severely facially disfigured broadcaster Adam Pearson presents a personal film about genetics. 12.15am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.45 Sign Zone: Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy 1.45 Sign Zone: Countryfile Summer Diaries 2.30 BBC Parliament On BBC Two 5.45 Fake Britain

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Ross confronts James. Kerry struggles with her guilt. 7.30 Coronation Street Phelan pushes Todd into Billy’s arms. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to see who knows the most about their other half in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity. The couples hoping to win this week are Coronation Street star Tristan Gemmill and his wife Emily, actor Peter Davison and his wife Elizabeth and TV presenter Amanda Byram and her husband Julian. 9.00 DCI Banks Crime drama series. The apparent suicide of Steve Richards’ daughter Kat leaves the grieving father to conduct his own unique brand of investigation, relying on violence to procure answers. Banks is suspicious, a hunch that is confirmed when it seems that Kat’s death is not suicide after all. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Everything Or Nothing: The Untold Stories Of 007 Documentary celebrating 50 years of Bond. 12.30am British Touring Car Championship Highlights 1.40 Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine Champion Of Champions 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. The third in the week of episodes that are set on the same day, but from the point of view of a different suspect in Patrick’s murder case, focuses on Nico. A new video recording surfaces and makes Nico the prime suspect. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Last Leg: Welcome To Rio See highlights. 9.00 Paralympics 2016: Opening Ceremony Live Clare Balding and Adam Hills host coverage of the Opening Ceremony for the 2016 Paralympic Games, live from Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro. Expect a carnival atmosphere, including the parade of Paralympics GB athletes who are aiming to top the 120 medals won at London 2012. An all-star cast join Clare and Adam to preview the Games and look at GB’s medal prospects, including Ellie Simmonds, Hannah Cockroft, Jonnie Peacock, David Weir and Dame Sarah Storey, who is aiming for a historic 12th gold medal. Commentary comes from Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Rob Walker. 1.30am One Born Every Minute 2.25 Location, Location, Location 3.20 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.10 Food Unwrapped 4.40 Come Dine With Me: Rugby World Cup Special 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Bob The Builder 7.00 Little Princess 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: First-Class Fear (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash reluctantly tells Kat the truth about Andy’s dirty money. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Stop! Roadworks Ahead Documentary series about men at work on our roads. ‘Work wives’ Mick and Wayne have a tiff over who is responsible for repairing a damaged driveway, while Jim’s work site is raided by thieves. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series filmed inside the consulting rooms of a busy London NHS practice. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of High Court enforcement agents. The agents battle anger and emotion when a debtor in denial gets physical, a hairdresser breaks down, and a daughter refuses to pay for her mum’s funeral. 10.00 Undercover: Nailing The Fraudsters Paul Connolly delves into the world of fraud. Paul investigates scams involved with transport and travel. 11.05 Secrets Of The SAS: In Their Own Words Documentary series about the elite fighting force. 12.05am Cricket On 5: England V Pakistan 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Gangland: Turf Wars 4.00 Now That’s Funny! 4.50 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Road Wars 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Simpsons (x5) 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Stop Search Seize 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain 8.00 Rule Britannia! Music, Mischief And Morals In The 18th Century 9.00 Operation Crossbow 10.00 Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story 11.00 The Search For Alfred The Great 12.00am Voyages Of Discovery 1.00 Clydebuilt

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! (x2) 12.45am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.40 Hell’s Kitchen

12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.40 You’re Only Young Twice 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Million Dollar Princesses 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Wycliffe

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Containment 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.00 Supernatural 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.00 First Dates

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.05 24 Hours In A&E 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The River’s Edge (1957) 12.45pm Detective Story (1951) 2.50 Ride Lonesome (1959) 4.25 Hell And High Water (1954) 6.30 Runaway Jury (2003) 9.00 The King’s Speech (2010) 11.15 Battle: Los Angeles (2011) 1.30am A Girl At My Door (2014) 3.55 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Supercollider (2013) 3.50 FILM: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 Hunters 10.00 FILM: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982) 12.30am Hunters

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THURSDAY 8 Absolutely Fashion: Inside British Vogue BBC2, 9pm Following British Vogue over the course of a year, and editor-inchief Alexandra is fresh back from September 2015’s catwalk shows in New York, London, Milan and Paris and inspired to capture the younger audience with Snapchat and Instagram. But will it work for British Vogue?

Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World Channel Five, 9pm The three-part documentary turns its attention to 12-year-old Ben. Bullied at school, he’s determined to become a pilot and nothing’s going to stop him. Creative thinking and determination appear to be his forte, as he sells eggs to fund flying lessons. Now there’s using your noggin!

Lost Sitcoms: Hancock’s Half Hour BBC4, 9pm Recreating the British classic sitcom of Hancock’s Half Hour, with Kevin McNally playing the Lad Himself. This particular episode was originally broadcast in 1956, in which Hancock finds himself with a new neighbour who is acting very very suspiciously.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Frightened City (1961) 8.00 Stagecoach West: The Orphans 9.00 A Touch Of The Sun (1956) 10.35 The Stars Look Down (1939) 12.30pm Dick Powell Theatre: Out Of The Night 1.30 Together 2.00 Next To No Time (1958) 3.50 Oliver Hardy Interview 4.00 Talk Like That: Michael Bradley 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 The Music Manual 5.30 Walks Around Britain

6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 9.00 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 10.00 Grass Roots Music The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland. 10.30 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge every month. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: The Lanes 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Talk Like That: Michael Bradley 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Albion Night 4.00 You Make It, We Show It! 4.30 Banterflix 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Dom On The Spot 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders It is the day of Paul’s funeral, but Pam struggles to face reality. One resident finds themselves at the wrath of an old foe. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Ingenious Animals A team of wildlife experts travel the globe in search of the most surprising animal stories and reveal how and why animals do such remarkable things. This episode explores the bonds that animals have with each other and their relationships with humans. 9.00 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS 11.30 FILM: Possession (2002) Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Anna Massey, Aaron Eckhart, Jeremy Northam. Romantic drama about two academics attempting to hold on to a dramatic discovery. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

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6.30am Dom On The Spot 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty. 6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain. 7.00 Garden Rescue Charlie and the Rich brothers are in Walsall competing to design a garden for three generations of a family living under one roof. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor The truth behind health claims and headlines. This time, Michael Mosley reveals a new discovery that could help us all improve our eyesight. 9.00 Absolutely Fashion: Inside British Vogue See highlights. 10.00 The Premier League Football Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring in-depth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 All Together Now: The Great Orchestra Challenge Series looking for the orchestra that best captures the spirit of great British amateur music-making in the UK, presented by Katie Derham. 12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: Fake Or Fortune? 1.45 Sign Zone: Countryfile Summer Diaries 2.30 BBC Parliament On BBC Two 5.45 Fake Britain

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Moira drops a bombshell. 7.30 Saving Britain’s Savers: Tonight As interest rates drop to record lows and many bank accounts offer little in the way of returns, are savers now facing a crisis? . 8.00 Emmerdale Belle is desperate. Moira is in turmoil. Priya’s worries go from bad to worse. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady returns to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home to meet more canine residents in need of a new home. 9.00 Inside Scotland Yard With Trevor McDonald Two-part documentary in which Trevor McDonald gains unprecedented access into the Metropolitan Police’s headquarters, exploring landmark investigations as Scotland Yard moves to a new home. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures. 11.10 Rookies Series revealing what it is like to be dropped into the front line of law enforcement. 12.10am Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Jackpot247 3.00 Saving Britain’s Savers: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine Champion Of Champions 1.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 4.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The fourth episode this week set on the same day but from the point of view of a different suspect in Patrick’s murder case focuses on Warren. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 The Last Leg: Live From Rio Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined live in Rio by special guest Stephen Mangan for a comedic review of the early Paralympic highlights and a look at what lies ahead. 8.30 Paralympics 2016 Live Clare Balding presents an action-packed first evening of live sporting action from Rio with no less than six strong British contenders going for gold tonight, and many more in the running. Dame Sarah Storey goes for a record 12th Paralympic title as she attempts to retain her Individual Pursuit crown and world champion Megan Giglia also rides for gold in the velodrome. In the Aquatics Centre, Paralympics GB has multiple gold medal prospects, with 2012 hero Ollie Hynd in action. Stephanie Millward and Aaron Moores are also chasing glory in the pool. 1.00am 24 Hours In A&E 1.55 FILM: Semi-Pro (2008) 3.30 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.25 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 5.20 Come Dine With Me

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6.00 – 7.15am Children’s telvision 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Presumed Dead In Paradise (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn and John fear losing Jordan when his biological father invites him to live with him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the UK’s subterranean wonders. 8.00 On Benefits: The Bargain Queen Documentary series about people living on benefits. Sixty-yearold Avril is one of the long-term unemployed. Her nickname is the Bargain Queen because she spends much of her time at boot sales. Steve has just returned from Turkey and, at 56, is facing unemployment for the first time in his life. 9.00 Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World See highlights. 10.00 Gangland: Murder Groundbreaking two-part documentary. An unprecedented insight into the lives of London’s most notorious street gangs, following young people exposed to murder, drug deals, guns and knives on a daily basis, showing the real-life events taking place every day in London’s toughest neighbourhoods. 11.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Tube: Going Underground 4.00 Now That’s Funny! 4.50 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Simpsons (x5) 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Big Cats: An Amazing Animal Family 9.00 The Simpsons 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 Modern Family (x2) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Ross Kemp: Extreme World

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Science Of D-Day 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 Lost Sitcoms: Hancock’s Half Hour. See highlights. 9.30 James May: The Reassembler 10.00 The Beginning And End Of The Universe 11.00 The Wonderful World Of Blood With Michael Mosley

12.45pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 FILM: Jack And Jill (2011) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.45am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Wycliffe (x2) 1.15am Law & Order: UK

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 Angie Tribeca 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

4.00pm World’s Weirdest Homes 5.40 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 6.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 7.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings: The Luck Of The Irish 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Footsteps In The Fog (1955) 12.50pm Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 2.50 The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 4.55 The Man From Colorado (1948) 7.00 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) 9.00 Identity Thief (2013) 11.15 The Counsellor (2013) 1.30am Shakespeare In Love (1998) 4.00 Close

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 4.00 FILM: Hansel And Gretel (2013) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 10.10 FILM: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) 12.40am Star Trek: Voyager

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FRIDAY 9 Paralympics 2016: Highlights With Clare Balding Channel 4, 7.30pm Day 2 of the Paralympics and in case you’ve been elsewhere, Clare Balding is on hand to serve up all of today’s and last night’s highlights before the live leg continues later on. That’s action from the velodrome, the deciders in long jump and powerlifting, amongst other incredible results.

The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice BBC2, 9.30pm Jo Brand is joined by another collection of bake-loving celebrity guests again this week, to cast an eye over some yummy bread the amateur bakers have been turning their hand to. Plus, there’s viewer bakes from home – your buns could be stars! Worth thinking about.

Celebs Go Dating E4, 10pm A life lived in reality television might hope to find love in reality television – making TOWIE’s Joey and Geordie Shore’s Charlotte the perfect pairing, in theory. Hoping for Cupid to shout “action!” on a joint project, they join Becky and Brad on a double date. Will they get their happily ever after spin-off?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am House Across the Lake (1954) 7.30 In The Park (1915) 7.50 Stagecoach West: The Guardian Angels 8.50 Glimpses: Happy Tate Jr. Highlights of Variety 9.05 Song of Paris (1952) 10.40 The Mummy's Shroud (1967) 12.30pm Dick Powell Theatre: Somebody's Waiting 1.30 Together 2.00 The Devil & Daniel Webster (1941) 3.45 Glimpses: Footage of East Grinstead 4.00 The 1916 Easter Rising: Philip Orr 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 The 2ube 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Banterflix 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Red Rooster 2016 Si Holden samples the sights and flavours of the American Deep South at Euston Hall’s Red Rooster Festival 2016. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton's independent cult store, Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff look at who sampled whom with music by James Brown, Billy Cobham, Alka Yagnik, and Mahavishnu Orchestra. 10.00 The 2ube 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am The Music Manual 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: The Lanes 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 The 2ube 4.00 Bowlegs 4.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Dom On The Spot 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Soap. Not the bubbly kind. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. Over the course of the show, celebrity guests reveal amazing stories about themselves, some of which are true and some of which are not. The aim of the game is to fool the opposition into mistaking fact for fiction and fiction for fact. This episode’s guests are Nadiya Hussain, Diane Morgan, Bob Mortimer and Michael Smiley. 9.00 We Love Sitcom Lighthearted panel quiz show hosted by Ben Miller and featuring a selection of sitcom stars. Four teams of two battle it out by testing their knowledge on British sitcoms both past and present. The teams doing battle are Jennifer Saunders and Julia Sawalha, Lee Mack and Nigel Havers, Nina Wadia and Stephen Mangan, and Chris Addison and Jessica Hynes. The games include sitcom anagrams,

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6.30am Dom On The Spot 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Eat Well For Less? 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty. 6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain. 7.00 Garden Rescue Charlie Dimmock and award-winning garden designers the Rich brothers compete to design gardens for homeowners around the country. In this episode, Charlie and the Rich brothers travel to Devizes in Wiltshire to compete to design a garden for Andrea, Gary and their son Norman. This is the family’s first home of their own since Gary left the army and married quarters a year ago and they are keen to make it work for all members of the family. As wildlife lovers, they want an area that will attract the birds, a space to grow their own veg, an area for Norman to play and a flower-filled haven for mum and dad to enjoy. The only problem is they want it all for just £1,500. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. The nation’s top chefs are competing for the ultimate prize - the chance to cook at a banquet held at the Palace of Westminster. three chefs from the south west of England are fighting to be crowned champion. Today is the head to head. The south west region’s two highest scoring chefs are cooking for judges Oliver Peyton, Prue

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale The Dingles get some news about Belle. Tracy’s birthday party does not quite go to plan. Priya is left feeling alone. 7.30 Coronation Street Concerns for David deepen. Maria has a proposition for Luke. Billy’s fears grow as news spreads. 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Ben Fogle and Liz Bonnin present a series that explores the beautiful British countryside revealing some of its hidden gems, natural wonders and great escapes. In this episode, Ben heads out on a tour of the stunning Isles of Scilly with his guide Colin Taylor - the police sergeant in charge of this little piece of British paradise. Liz is in Dorset on the spectacular Jurassic coast to meet some of the millions of birds who travel thousands of miles to reach our shores each spring. Olympic cyclist Victoria Pendleton joins the Household Cavalry on their annual holiday ride out at Holkham Sands in Norfolk. 8.30 Coronation Street Lauren’s reign of fear is cut short by David. Maria lets Luke down for Caz. Billy has got nowhere left to hide. 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Japan Travelogue chronicling Joanna Lumley’s 2000-mile journey as she crosses the country of Japan. Joanna

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine Champion Of Champions 1.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 4.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The last episode in the week that is set on the same day but from the point of view of a different suspect in Patrick’s murder case, focuses on Sienna. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Paralympics 2016: Highlights With Clare Balding See highlights. 8.00 The Last Leg: Live From Rio Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are live in Rio with special guest Johnny Vegas for a comedic review of the highlights as the second day of the Paralympics are well underway. 9.00 Paralympics 2016: Live Clare Balding presents live coverage from the Rio Paralympics where it could be a Fantastic Friday for Britain, with no less than eight great chances for gold in the pool, at the Velodrome and on the track. Superhuman and 2012 hero Jonnie Peacock defends his T44 100m crown, with strong competition from the USA in one of the blue riband events of the Games. Another star of 2012, ‘Hurricane’ Hannah Cockroft makes her first appearance as she bids to win yet another 100m gold. 1.00am Naked Attraction 1.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.45 Fresh Meat 3.30 The Supervet 4.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.20 Come Dine With Me

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6.00 –6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Bob The Builder 7.00 Little Princess 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Stalking Elizabeth (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hunter tries to talk to Olivia at the sleep out but she shuts him down. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Arctic Icebreakers Documentary. The story of the ships that break through ice. Learn about four historic engineering breakthroughs that pushed icebreaking technology forward. 8.00 The Cars That Made Britain Great Rufus Hound narrates as celebrity petrol heads share their memories of classic British motors. 9.00 Carry On Caravanning Documentary about Britain’s funseeking, slow-lane-hogging ‘carafans’. Lee, Mat and Jon take their cara-virgin friend Ben on his first caravanning holiday. Sunbed Jonny throws a Spanish fiestathemed evening. 10.00 The Tube: Going Underground Documentary series following the work of the staff who keep London’s underground train service running smoothly. At Victoria, the closure of the ticket office creates problems. 11.05 Ice Road Truckers 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 Police Interceptors: Dog Squad Special 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Roary The Racing Car 5.30 Peppa Pig 5.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 5.45 Angelina Ballerina Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 Road Wars 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Simpsons (x5) 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.00am Zoo

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2016: Verdi Requiem 9.10 Sounds Of The Sixties (x2) 9.30 Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie 10.30 Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie (x5) 3.30am Sounds Of The Sixties (x2)

12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad!

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Wycliffe 12.15am FILM: Something’s Gotta Give (2003)

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 FILM: Fantastic Four (2005) 10.00 Celebs Go Dating. See highlights. 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 1.10 First Dates

1.30pm Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Britain’s Wildest Weather 2014 5.40 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 6.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 7.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Out-Laws 10.15 FILM: Mama (2013) 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am Shane (1953) 1.20pm The Long Gray Line (1955) 4.05 The Cruel Sea (1953) 6.40 Water For Elephants (2011) 9.00 2 Guns (2013) 11.10 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) 1.40am Sliver (1993) 3.55 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Independents’ Day (2016) 4.00 FILM: LA Apocalypse (2014) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Mr. Robot 10.00 FILM: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) 12.10am Fact Or Faked

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SATURDAY 10 The Last Leg: Live From Rio Channel 4, 8pm A comedic review of the first week of the Paralympics in Rio, with guests including Stephen Mangan, as well as Hannah Cockroft, Ali Jawad and Jonnie Peacock. Our hosts Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker draw our attention to the incredible sporting achievements of the week.

Latitude 2016 Latest TV, 8.30pm If you missed this year’s Latitude in July – fear not! Latest TV was there in your stead. Jolly decent of them. With acts over the weekend including the Maccabees, The National, New Order, British Sea Power, and Chvrches, as well as comedy from Russell Howard, Bill Bailey and more – well, it’ll be fun.

FILM: Casablanca ITV3, 11.50pm Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she had to walk into his. The piano player Sam knows – oh yes, he knows. The classic wartime tale of old flames Rick and Ilsa, starcrossed as she must call on him for a favour to help her husband – the renowned rebel Victor Laszlo – escape the evil Nazi’s clutches. Class.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Third Alibi (1961) 7.20 Confidential Report (1955) 9.15 Captain's Table (1936) 10.20 Behind the Mask (1958) 12.20pm Murder! (1930) 2.25 Tower of Terror (1941) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 5.00 British Wrestling Weekly

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 7.00 Noise Reel 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.30 Latitude 2016 See highlights. 9.00 QTube Pride 2014 Special: The first weekly LGBT magazine programme on British TV, with Torsten Hojer and Jonesy. 10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music, as DJ Box showcases up-and-coming dance music talent from the UK and Europe. 10.30 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live! 11.00 Red Rooster 2016 Si Holden samples the sights, sounds and flavours of the American Deep South at Euston Hall’s Red Rooster Festival 2016. 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Scotland's City Safari 2.00 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 QTube 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin’s Home Comforts 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Athletics: Diamond League Brussels Highlights 2.15 Athletics: Great North CityGames 4.15 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.30 FILM: Toy Story 2 (1999)

7.00 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. 7.50 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live including the Lotto and Thunderball draws, hosted by Gaby Roslin. Medal winners at the Paralympics push the button, all the way from Rio. 8.00 Casualty Medical drama series about the staff at Holby General’s emergency department. 8.50 Last Night Of The Proms Katie Derham introduces the second half of the Last Night of the Proms live from the Royal Albert Hall. In this Olympic year, the second part of the concert begins with American composer Michael Torke’s Javelin, which was originally performed at the opening ceremony of the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. A selection of young singers perform Vaughan Williams’s 1938 tribute to Henry Wood’s 50th anniversary - Serenade to Music. 10.30 BBC News 10.50 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 12.20am Reggie Yates: Touchdown USA 1.05 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

BBC2

6.10am FILM: Annie Oakley (1935) 7.40 FILM: Best Of The Badmen (1951) 9.00 Border Country: The Story Of Britain’s Lost Middleland 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Lost Land Of The Tiger 12.00pm Great British Menu 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Bargain Hunt 1.45 FILM: That’s Entertainment! III (1994) 3.35 Flog It! 4.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg 5.15 Gardeners’ World 6.15 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice It is bread week, so Jo and her guests cast their eyes over the baked bread brought in by the studio audience, and look at viewer photos of their bakes from home, be they triumphs or heroic fails. 6.45 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Private Godfrey’s humble abode, Cherry Tree Cottage, is threatened with demolition to make way for a new aerodrome, until he finds an unexpected ally in Private Fraser. Captain Mainwaring has problems of his own when his office door falls victim to wartime austerity. 7.15 Last Night Of The Proms Live from the Royal Albert Hall, Katie Derham introduces the final concert of the 2016 BBC Proms. 8.50 You Have Been Watching... David Croft From Dad’s Army to ‘Allo ‘Allo!, Are You Being Served? to It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum - David Croft had a hand in them all. This programme pays tribute to his comedy genius through the friends, family and colleagues who knew him. 9.50 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry seeks out the truth about liars with Sara Pascoe, Jack Whitehall, Adam Hills and Alan Davies. 10.35 Exhibition 12.15am FILM: Frenzy (1972) 2.05 FILM: White Elephant (2012)

ITV1

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Sooty 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Super 4 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Be Cool, ScoobyDoo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Columbo: Lady In Waiting 12.50pm ITV News 1.00 Tipping Point 2.00 The Chase 3.00 Pick Me! 4.00 The X Factor 5.00 Ninja Warrior UK 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill turns slapstick into satire, inspired by viewers’ home videos. 7.00 Go For It Stephen Mulhern hosts a show which sees challengers attempting to wow the nation by putting their unusual skills and implausible party tricks to the test. 8.00 The X Factor Britain’s biggest singing competition continues its thirteenth series. Simon Cowell once again heads up the judging panel, alongside seasoned judges and music industry veterans Sharon Osbourne, Louis Walsh and Nicole Scherzinger. 9.00 Newzoids More from the topical puppet-animation sketch show with an all-star cast. 9.30 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan Ross returns for a new series. Oscar winner Renee Zellweger and Patrick Dempsey chat about their new film Bridget Jones’s Baby, while acclaimed actor John Malkovich joins them on the sofa. Also chatting to are the stars of Team GB’s triumphant women’s hockey team. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: United 93 (2006) Starring JJ Johnson, Gary Commock. Powerful Oscar-nominated drama telling the story of the fourth aircraft hijacked on 11 September 2001. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.10am Gillette World Sport 6.35 Men’s Health Survival Of The Fittest 7.05 2016 FIA World Endurance Championship 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Simpsons 11.55 The Simpsons 12.30pm The Simpsons 1.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 4.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Paralympics 2016: Highlights With Clare Balding Clare Balding presents highlights from the Paralympics in Rio, including the best moments from last night’s finals in the pool and on the track where Jonnie Peacock’s 100m sprint crown was on the line. There is also action from today’s swimming heats featuring Ellie Simmonds, the early rounds of the judo, and the GB women’s wheelchair basketball match against Germany. 8.00 The Last Leg: Live From Rio See highlights. 9.00 Paralympics 2016 Live Live coverage from the Rio Paralympics as wheelchair racing star Hannah Cockroft tries to repeat her golden 100m success in London. Clare Balding is at the velodrome, where GB’s multi-talented Kadeena Cox, competing in both cycling and athletics at her debut Games, and Dame Sarah Storey battle for the title over 500 metres. In the pool, Brazilian hero Andre Brasil bids to retain his S10 100m backstroke crown, Britain’s table tennis star Will Bayley is looking to progress to the semi finals of his event, and GB take on home team Brazil in the basketball. 1.00am Gogglebox 1.55 Location, Location, Location 2.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.55 Superfoods: The Real Story 5.20 Come Dine With Me

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6.00am Bob The Builder 6.10 Wanda And The Alien 6.20 Pets 6.25 Noddy In Toyland 6.40 Paw Patrol 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.15 Blaze And The Monster Machines 7.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Shimmer & Shine 8.25 Fairly Odd Parents 9.00 The Saturday Show Live 11.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.00pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (x2)2.00 Police Interceptors 3.00 Police Interceptors: Rookies And Raids 4.00 Police Interceptors 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of High Court enforcement agents. 7.00 5 News Weekend 7.05 NCIS: Los Angeles Spin-off police drama series. Several men wearing marine uniforms are killed while working in a laboratory and the team is assigned to investigate what they were developing and why they died. 8.00 NCIS Drama series. Gibbs puts his life in grave danger when he becomes entangled in a kidnapping case involving a face from his past. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce the highlights of the weekend’s games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. 10.30 The Cars That Made Britain Great Rufus Hound narrates as celebrity petrol heads share their memories of classic British motors. 11.30 Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera comedy show. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Michael Hutchence 4.00 Inside The World’s Toughest Prisons 4.50 Divine Designs 5.15 Nick’s Quest 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Soccer AM 11.30 Football’s Funniest Moments 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 The Simpsons (x2) 2.00 Futurama (x6) 5.00 Modern Family (x6) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 11.00 Rugby’s Funniest Moments 12.00am A League Of Their Own

7.00pm The Genius Of Turner: Painting The Industrial Revolution 8.00 Clydebuilt: The Ships That Made The Commonwealth 9.00 Beck: Gunwald 10.30 Duets: The Andy Williams Show 11.30 Burt Bacharach: A Life In Song 1.00am Easy Listening Hits At The BBC 2.00 Top Of The Pops: 1982

1.20pm Ninja Warrior UK 2.25 Totally You’ve Been Framed! 2 3.30 FILM: Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003) 5.20 FILM: Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) 7.10 FILM: The Waterboy (1998) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy (x3) 12.20am American Dad! (x2)

9.50am Columbo: Agenda For Murder 11.50 FILM: Casablanca (1942). See highlights. 1.55pm Midsomer Murders 3.55 Midsomer Murders 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Lewis 1.00am You’re Only Young Twice (x2)

8.35am Made In Chelsea: South Of France 9.35 Animals Unleashed (x2) 10.30 New Girl 11.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2) 12.00pm The Goldbergs (x4) 2.00 FILM: Hugo (2011) 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: I, Robot (2004) 11.15 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.20am Tattoo Fixers 1.20 Rude Tube: Total Stunts

11.15am Come Dine With Me (x5) 1.30pm Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 6.55 Location, Location, Location 8.00 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 9/11: The Falling Man 10.35 9/11 The Firemen’s Story 11.35 24 Hours In A&E 12.45am 9/11: The Falling Man 2.20 9/11 The Firemen’s Story

11.00am Night Passage (1957) 1.00pm Aliens In The Attic (2009) 2.45 Dunston Checks In (1996) 4.25 New In Town (2009) 6.15 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 Taken 2 (2012) 10.45 Devil (2010) 12.20am The Bay (2012) 2.00 Fever Pitch (1996) 4.00 Close

11.00am The Captains Close Up (x2) 2.10pm FILM: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) 4.40 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 6.50 FILM: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) 9.00 FILM: Alien (1979) 11.30 FILM: Doomsday (2008) 1.40am FILM: Lake Placid 2 (2007) 3.30 Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil

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SUNDAY 11 Jimmy Carr And The Science Of Laughter – A Horizon Special BBC2, 9pm Jimmy Carr takes over Horizon with a chat show with eminent laughter scientists as guests and a studio audience of guinea pigs, to get to the bottom of what makes us laugh, why we like it, and the history of it all. Clever stuff to tickle us all.

Victoria ITV1, 9pm It’s tricky watching historical dramas when you already know the answer to the will-they-won’tthey because it’s a matter of historical record. And there’s a ruddy great monument to the outcome in the middle of London. Victoria faces a difficult choice between comfortable Melbourne and prickly Albert. Who to pick...

9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America More4, 9pm Marking the 15 year anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Centre, this is one of a series of programmes to remember the events of that day. A historical record of the sights and sounds, including emergency radio recordings, video, photos and voicemails.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am A Shot in the Dark (1933) 7.05 The Break (1963) 8.35 The Cariboo Trail (1950) 10.15 Glimpses 10.30 Tower of Terror (1941) 12.05pm Murder! (1930) 2.10 Left, Right and Centre (1959) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Easy Riders 5.00 Family, Faith and Fun 5.30 Under The Radar

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Films made by the Brighton public. 8.30 Bookenders Author Laura Lockington rummages around in the lives and books of two best-selling authors. 9.00 Shaun's People Brand new magazine show, as Shaun Troke talks to a mix of people about what's happening in the real world. 9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras visit Newark Showground to find out what goes on at the UK's biggest antique & collectors fair. 10.00 Sounding Out This episode features classical Lizzie Ryder at the Royal Concert Hall. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 The Music Manual 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Shaun's People 2.00 A Day In The Life 2.30 Beyond The Rainbow 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 7.00 Match Of The Day 8.30 The Andrew Marr Show 9.30 Athletics: Great North Run 1.30pm BBC News 1.45 Eat Well For Less? 2.45 Points Of View 3.00 Ingenious Animals 4.00 The Great British Bake Off 5.00 Lifeline 5.10 Songs Of Praise 5.45 Pointless Celebrities

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow A return visit to Audley End in Essex sees Fiona Bruce and the team of experts meeting thousands of visitors who are bringing family treasures for appraisal. Amongst objects brought to camera are a table that was supposedly used to sign Napoleon’s abdication and a giant bronze cockerel buried in both world wars to avoid being melted down for ammunition. And there is a cautionary tale when a man brings in 650 design diagrams after bidding for just one following an interest prompted by watching Antiques Roadshow. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s, based on the novels by Winston Graham. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.20 The Women’s Football Show Football series looking at the biggest issues in the women’s game. 11.45 FILM: Edge Of Darkness (2010) Starring Mel Gibson, Ray Winstone, Danny Huston. Thriller. 1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

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6.15am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.00 Glorious Gardens From Above 7.45 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Countryfile 9.40 The Beechgrove Garden 10.10 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.45 Lorraine Pascale: How To Be A Better Cook 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 1.45 Great British Menu 2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Great British Menu 3.15 Flog It! 4.00 My Congo - Natural World 5.00 The Story Of Are You Being Served? 6.00 Athletics: Great North Run Highlights Ore Oduba presents highlights of the 36th Great North Run, the world’s leading half marathon. 7.00 New York: America’s Busiest City The second part of a series revealing the astonishing daily systems that allow America’s biggest and busiest city to function. Anita Rani, Ade Adepitan, Ant Anstead and Dan Snow trace New York’s food back to its source. Ade discovers that New York state produces an astonishing 600,000 tonnes of apples, more than 2.5 times Britain’s entire production. 8.00 Breaking Up Britain? The Battle For Scotland 9.00 Jimmy Carr And The Science Of Laughter - A Horizon Special See highlights. 10.00 Fleabag Comedy about the angry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious Fleabag. 10.30 Murder In Successville Improvised comedy. DI Sleet is joined by singer and jungle star George Shelley, who takes on the role of his cop sidekick. 11.00 Absolutely Fashion: Inside British Vogue Film following British Vogue over a year, seeing how the magazine is put together. 12.00am FILM: Point Blank (2010) 1.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.15 Sign Zone: Holby City 5.45 Fake Britain

ITV1

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Sooty 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Super 4 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 11.20 Chopping Block 12.20pm ITV News 12.30 Judge Rinder 1.30 Midsomer Murders 3.30 Victoria 4.30 The X Factor 5.30 Doc Martin 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.40 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts a brand new series of the quiz show as four celebrities take on the Chaser. actor Former Doctor Who Colin Baker, Paralympian and six-time gold medallist David Weir, actress and Strictly Come Dancing runner-up Chelsee Healey and stand-up comedian Alex Horne pit their wits against one of the country’s finest quiz brains. 8.00 The X Factor Britain’s biggest singing competition continues its thirteenth series as the auditions draw to a close. 9.00 Victoria See highlights. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones makes five train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent. In the final episode, Griff is in South Africa. He sets off from Pretoria, catching Africa’s most modern train on the short journey south to Johannesburg. 11.20 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the best of the action from round two of the Aviva Premiership. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

Channel Five

6.15am Shipping Wars 6.40 Motor Sport: Mini Challenge 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 Sunday Brunch 1.00pm Paralympics 2016 Live 4.00 Paralympics 2016 Live

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Paralympics 2016: Highlights With Clare Balding Clare Balding presents highlights from the Rio Paralympics, including athletics and swimming finals, and top competition from the velodrome. 8.00 The Last Leg: Live From Rio Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are live in Rio with special guest Johnny Vegas for a comedic review of the fourth day of the Paralympics. Richard Whitehead, Jody Cundy and Jon-Allan Butterworth also join the boys in the studio. 9.00 Paralympics 2016: Live Clare Balding presents live action from a packed evening in Rio. Coverage includes the T42 200m, the T54 400m, swimming, tennis and athletics. 1.00am 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series showing how Britain is changing through the eyes of the emergency services on the front line. This episode looks at babies, including births, sick newborns and those facing neglect and abuse. 1.55 The World’s Weirdest Weather 2.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.45 Countdown 4.30 Superfoods: The Real Story 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.55 3rd Rock From The Sun

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Noddy In Toyland 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.40 Little Princess 7.55 Pip Ahoy! 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.55 Shimmer And Shine 9.20 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Fairly Odd Parents 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 12.00pm Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 12.30 Now That’s Funny! 1.30 FILM: Fly Me To The Moon (2008) 3.05 FILM: Bewitched (2005) 4.55 FILM: Made Of Honor (2008) 5.55 5 News 6.00 FILM: Made Of Honor (2008) Starring Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan, Kevin McKidd, Kathleen Quinlan, Sydney Pollack. Romantic comedy. After ten years of platonic friendship, Tom realises that he is in love with Hannah. Unfortunately, she has just become engaged to Colin. 7.00 First Day At Big School An intimate documentary packed with wide-eyed stares, wobbly lips, first falls in the playground and first attempts at making friends. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Mysteries Of The Bermuda Triangle Documentary. The Bermuda Triangle is one of the most enduring enigmas of modern times. But is it really a mystery? 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. 10.00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments Of The 80s The juiciest scandals from the decade of excess are squeezed into one titillating countdown, as we recall the antics of everybody’s favourite pinups, personalities and poshos from the eighties. 12.50am Lip Sync Battle 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of The SAS: In Their Own Words 4.00 Now That’s Funny! 4.50 Wildlife SOS 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Futurama (x4) 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (x2) 2.00 Four Weddings 3.00 Fat: The Fight Of My Life 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am Stop Search Seize

7.00pm From Andy Pandy To Zebedee: The Golden Age Of Children’s Television 8.00 Madness On Wheels: Rallying’s Craziest Years 9.00 The Comet’s Tale 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Horizon: How Big Is The Universe? 11.30 Metamorphosis: The Science Of Change 12.30am Operation Crossbow

12.00pm The X Factor 1.00 The Xtra Factor Live 2.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Family Special 2.45 FILM: Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011) 4.35 FILM: Hotel For Dogs (2009) 6.30 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.55am Bordertown

8.25am Heartbeat (x2) 10.35 FILM: Casablanca (1942) 12.40pm Bertie And Elizabeth 2.45 Columbo: Rest In Peace, Mrs Columbo 4.50 FILM: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971) 7.00 Foyle’s War 9.00 Neil Diamond: One Night Only 10.15 FILM: Out Of Sight (1998) 12.40am Wire In The Blood (2)

7.35am How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 Made In Chelsea: South Of France 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Stage School (x5) 2.40 The Goldbergs (x4) 4.35 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 7.00 FILM: Independence Day (1996) 9.50 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 10.55 Gogglebox (x2) 1.00am Containment

12.30pm Come Dine With Me (x4) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The World’s Most Extreme 9.00 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America. See highlights. 11.15 The 9/11 Hotel 12.20am 24 Hours In A&E 1.25 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes

11.00am The Producers (1967) 1.00pm The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) 3.00 The Three Stooges (2012) 5.00 Inkheart (2008) 7.05 The Two Faces Of January (2014) 9.00 The Inbetweeners Movie (2011) 10.55 Dorian Gray (2009) 1.05am The Golden Dream (2013)

1.10pm FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 3.00 FILM: Independents’ Day (2016) 5.00 FILM: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009) 7.10 FILM: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 9.00 FILM: Doomsday (2008) 11.10 FILM: Alien (1979) 1.40am FILM: Tucker And Dale Vs Evil (2010)

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MONDAY 12 Cold Feet ITV1, 9pm Pete and Jenny’s money troubles are not the perfect recipe for wedded bliss. Just in case you were looking to them for how it works. In fact, Jenny is flattered when she catches the eye of a client at work. Nothing’s going to happen though, right? And a lads and dads day at the footie goes askew.

Live At The Apollo BBC2, 10pm Beat the Monday blues with some class acts on the stand up circuit. Hosted by Crawley’s very own Romesh Ranganathan, he is joined by the Canadian king of line-liners Stewart Francis, as well as top comic Jason Byrne. Loadsa laughs! Takes you back to those merry heady times of the weekend.

British Sitcom: 60 Years Of Laughing At Ourselves BBC4, 9pm The British sitcom has reflected the times we live in, society’s norms, and the political context of the period. Clever stuff. From The Likely Lads to I’m Alan Partridge, we find out the inspiration for favourite characters and how they stood for the times they lived in.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Meet Mr Callaghan (1954) 7.45 Sing As You Swing (1937) 8.50 Stagecoach West: The Swindler 9.50 Time Of His Life (1956) 11.15 Richard Diamond (1957) 11.45 Inn For Trouble (1960) 1.30pm Together 2.00 Lilli Marlene (1950) 3.40 Glimpses 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses the regional press with Dominic Ponsford of the Press Gazette. 7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote 8.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain. 9.00 International Chef Exchange British Ice-cream maker Seb Cole changes places with master gelato makers in Acireale, Sicily. 10.00 Latitude 2016 Exclusive highlights of the annual music and poetry festival from Henham Park, near Southwold in Suffolk. 10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix 11.00 Scouse Pop A journey into the personalities and music of the successful pioneering Liverpool bands of the late 1970s and 1980s. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 International Chef Exchange 1.30 Banterflix 2.00 Walks Around Britain 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Dom On The Spot 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Jon Cuthill investigates the latest meat scam involving butchers, abattoirs and a restaurant chain in Sussex where goat is being passed off as lamb. 8.00 EastEnders Patrick and Carmel grow concerned about Denise. Sonia’s frustration continues to grow. Jane opens up about her relationship with Ian. 8.30 Why Are Gambling Machines Addictive? - Panorama 9.00 Crimewatch Jeremy Vine and Tina Daheley are once again live from the location of one of the UK’s biggest unsolved cases. They also have the very latest developments on last week’s appeals. This edition also features a special investigation into the rise in hate crime following the Brexit referendum. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 National Lottery Stars 2016 John Barrowman hosts the glittering award show which celebrates the work of the nation’s favourite lotteryfunded projects. 11.35 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 12.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.25 BBC News

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6.30am Dom On The Spot 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Kate Humble, My Sheepdog And Me 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Athletics: Diamond League Brussels Highlights 2.00 Three Up, Two Down 2.25 Hi-de-Hi! 2.55 Yes, Minister 3.25 The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty. 6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show. 7.00 Garden Rescue Charlie Dimmock and award-winning garden designers the Rich brothers compete to design gardens for homeowners around the country. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 University Challenge In another first-round match, students from the University of Edinburgh do battle with the students from the University of Durham for a place in the second round. 8.30 Only Connect A team of wrestling fans take on a trio from Clare College, Cambridge, in this opening heat. 9.00 Ripper Street Thriller set during the Victorian era, following a police division investigating murders on the blood-stained streets of London’s Whitechapel. 10.00 Live At The Apollo See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor The truth behind health claims and headlines. 12.15am Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 1.15 Sign Zone: The Chronicles Of Nadiya 2.15 BBC Parliament On BBC Two 5.45 Rip Off Britain

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Lisa is left heartbroken. Tracy makes a blunder. Robert’s plans are thwarted. 7.30 Coronation Street Caz makes a move on Maria. Craig gets a bolt from the blue. Billy is dealt a bombshell by the Bishop. 8.00 Celebrity Home Secrets Broadcaster and journalist Janet Street-Porter revisits the castle she built in the heart of London and reveals what she loves to do most at her home in Yorkshire. 8.30 Coronation Street Maria innocently fuels Caz’s deranged fantasy. Craig outstays his welcome at Sally’s. Sean is in Billy’s firing line. 9.00 Cold Feet See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan Ross returns for a new series with a show packed full of Hollywood stars and homegrown heroes. Oscar winner Renee Zellweger and Patrick Dempsey chat about their new film Bridget Jones’s Baby. 11.45 Newzoids More from the topical puppet-animation sketch show with an all-star cast. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.20am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine Champion Of Champions 1.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 4.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Mac makes a grand gesture for Neeta but how will Marnie react? Jade makes a discovery, and John Paul has good news for Myra and Sally. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Paralympics 2016: Highlights With Clare Balding Clare Balding presents highlights from the Rio Paralympics, including yesterday’s late night finals from the pool and track and today’s efforts from Aled Davies in the T42 shot put. 8.00 The Last Leg: Live From Rio Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are live in Rio with guest Johnny Vegas for a comedic review of the day’s Paralympic highlights. The trio are also joined by Aled Davies, Sam Ingram and Chris Skelley. 9.00 Paralympics 2016: Live Clare Balding and Jonathan Edwards present coverage from Rio, where four-time Paralympic champion Ellie Simmonds seeks to retain her 200m individual medley title. 1.00am Too Posh To Parent 1.55 Grand Designs Australia 2.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.45 Food Unwrapped 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.55 3rd Rock From The Sun

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Ultimate Legacy (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kat hands in her police badge, telling Ash that this was the only way she could protect his secret and still live with herself. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Aircrash: Terror In The Sky Documentary reconstruction including CGI, dramatic re-enactments and cockpit voice recordings of a neardisaster in 1983. 8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series. 9.00 Secrets Of The SAS: In Their Own Words Documentary series. Former SAS soldiers tell stories of their experiences, intercut with dramatic reconstruction. 10.00 Tattoo Disasters UK: What Were You Inking? Documentary series about people with excessive or now-regretted tattoos. 52-year-old Paula waited 23 years to get her first inking following a split from her husband and got not one but two tattoo disasters. 11.05 Inside The World’s Toughest Prisons Documentary series following crime journalist Paul Connolly as he goes behind the bars of some of the world’s most notorious prisons. 12.05am Gangland: Murder 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 4.00 Now That’s Funny! 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Futurama (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 David Attenborough’s Wild City 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.00am The Force

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain 8.00 Life Story 9.00 British Sitcom: 60 Years Of Laughing At Ourselves. See highlights. 10.00 Full Throttle: The Glory Days Of British Motorbikes Timeshift 11.00 The Genius Of Turner: Painting The Industrial Revolution 12.00am Sound Of Cinema

12.45pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Davina McCall: Life At The Extreme 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Liverpool One 12.15am Law & Order: UK

1.15pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.55 Come Dine With Me (x4) 6.00 Paralympics 2016 Live 7.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 10.00 The World’s Most Expensive Food 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms

11.00am 40 Guns To Apache Pass (1966) 12.55pm Damn The Defiant! (1962) 3.00 The River’s Edge (1957) 4.45 Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 6.50 The Golden Compass (2007) 9.00 The Railway Man (2013) 11.20 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 1.25am Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x) 2.00 FILM: Stormageddon (2015) 4.00 FILM: Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark (2014) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Dark Matter 9.00 FILM: Aliens (1986) 11.50 Dark Matter 12.50am Star Trek: Voyager 1.50 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2)

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