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ANGELA BARNES On seagulls, Tuaca and Big Cheer For Amaze FIRST AIDA Take your first steps to being an opera lover WAVE Vintage hair & make up, Rat Pack crooner, ballroom dancing and much more

A ROOM WITH A VIEW

Felicity Kendal stars in a stunning new dramatisation of E.M. Forster’s classic at the Theatre Royal Brighton page 7

Turn to page 11 onwards to read this month’s exciting health, beauty and wellbeing features.

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L7 CONTENTS DOGGY TALES This week Bear the Tibetan Terrier has his first haircut at Bone Idol Brighton

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Max Miller is in the spotlight; artwork for the birds; Jake ponders how YouTube is forever

A ROOM WITH A VIEW Felicity Kendal stars in the stunning EM Forster adaptation at Theatre Royal Brighton

ANGELA BARNES INTERVIEW

Highly acclaimed & brilliant comic Angela Barnes tells all about Brighton, seagulls and good gags

NANGLE NATTERS/YAK YAK YAK Nangle sweats the hot stuﬀs; Andrew gets packing for a trip away

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Brighton Dancing takes to the floor; Beautiful Ink tackles scar reduction; Brighton Make Up School with transgender make up tips; & so much more

SHOPPING From summer 2016 onwards, get your wardrobe in shape

HOT LIST Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

ANDREW KAY DINES OUT Andrew marks the announcement of the Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Awards

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music – plus the chart

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DOGGY TALES > Bear’s visit to Bone Idol Brighton Samantha Harman

y incredibly hairy hound Bear, also known as 'Mr Fluffypants', was in desperate need of a haircut. After careful consideration, I selected Bone Idol Brighton, (formerly Doggy fashion), located on St James Street. The new look is impressive, having recently been refurbished, the shop now boasts a clean, bright interior and is stacked to the brim with high quality pet paraphernalia. We immediately liked our designated dog groomer Ben, who has an impressive nine years’ experience under his belt. He proffered a dog biscuit, (not to me obviously!) then spent a good ten minutes getting to know Bear and discovering what look I wanted to achieve... At only seven months old, this was Bear’s first 'big boy' haircut, so I was slightly anxious of the outcome, as I had become accustomed to my furry ball of fun. The visit was prompted out of necessity rather than vanity, he couldn't see from beneath his unruly fringe and had several dubious tangles in delicate areas. We decided on a not 'too groomed' look and then Ben gave me a tour. The grooming area is visible through a big glass window, which I liked. Ben explained that the grooming tables are hydraulic: this means that they can be lowered and raised, in order to safely accommodate any height or weight. The baths have antislip steps for easy, safe access. I was surprised by the vast array of shampoos and conditioners on display, as I’d wrongly assumed that one size would fit all. In fact the products are tailored to each dog and have yummy names such as ‘avocado and cucumber’ (for matted fur) and ‘oatmeal and honey’ (for sensitive skin). Ben informed me that Bear would be washed with ‘blue pearl’, which is specially formulated for dogs with white coats to give immense shine. Feeling certain that Bear was in super safe hands, I left him for one hour and 45 minutes. When I returned I was delighted with the transformation, he looks like a different dog – a tidier, sleeker and cuter (if that’s even possible) version of his former scruffy self. Before leaving I bought a new ‘cosy dogs’ harness, which is padded in order to prevent rubbing on his skin. Bear and I were both incredibly happy with the experience; it’s obvious that all the staff at Bone Idol are not only highly trained, but also true animal lovers which made all the difference. I think we may have found our forever dog groomer in the lovely Ben too!

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JAKE ABOUT A BOY

CELEBCITY

Charmaine Davies

> Class of his own

@CharmieD

> The Cheeky Chappie!

here's a name of a person that I regularly see about the streets of Brighton. However this person isn’t doing a show or appearance, he is commemorated for being a famous resident of the city. I often see Max Miller’s statue in the Pavilion Gardens, or the blue plaques on the houses where he lived. There's also the Max Miller walk. But I knew nothing about him, so I thought it was time to learn...

“ He never swore and disapproved of comedians who did ” Max Miller, who was a regarded as the greatest stand up comedian of his generation was born Thomas Henry Sargent, in Hereford Street, in Kemp Town in 1894. It wasn't until he married his wife Katherine Marsh that he changed his name to Max Miller, which was Katherine's idea. For a while they were a double act. The Cheeky Chappie was another name Max was known by. He was renowned for telling risqué jokes and innuendos. Much of his material was too blue for broadcasting yet he never swore and didn't approve of comedians who did. Max Miller made films, toured in revues, music halls and sang. He was known for his flamboyant suits, plus fours, kipper ties and trilby hat. He preferred to be booked in theatres in London or the South so that he could return to his beloved Brighton on the last train home. The last train to Brighton used to carry a number of theatricals on their way home, among them were Sir Laurence Olivier, Dora Bryan, Alan Melville and the Crazy Gang. I often get the last train back to Brighton after doing shows, believe me there's no such glamour on them now! 6 | LATEST 7

his week, a video popped up on my Facebook that someone else had liked, and I haven't really been able to stop worrying about it since. It was a boy who could not have been much older than 13, doing cringey lip syncing and pouting to a camera. Now this clearly isn't aimed at me, but should we really indulge such exposing behaviour like this? In terms of things kids do on the internet that they'll later regret, this is fairly lighthearted small fry, but serious stuff happens out there as a result of children being encouraged to express themselves at all costs via their computers. I'm just about young enough to have naïvely made the odd angry comment or tweet during my teens that I'd be mortified to associate myself with now, but these days it's a different ball game. Educational steps are being taken to tackle the really grizzly stuff, but is it made clear enough that any embarrassing video of you gurning to a Drake song with your top off will be there forever unless you can remember your YouTube password from when you were 12? If not, the 2020s will surely be forever known as "The awkward job interviews decade".

ONLY IN BRIGHTON > Let us prey...

n artist has painted a beautiful tribute to the native bird of Brighton, on Trafalgar Street. While they sometimes drive us all crazy with their penchant for 5am squawking sessions, flyby food stealing and bin bag binges, I guess deep down we all have a soft spot for the yellow eyed charlatans!

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A ROOM WITH A VIEW > A sumptuous new production of A Room with a View, adapted from the E.M. Forster novel, will visit Theatre Royal Brighton in October

he play marks the welcome return to Brighton of Felicity Kendal, who last visited Theatre Royal Brighton in 2014 in Hay Fever, which went on to enjoy a successful West End run. Felicity plays Charlotte Bartlett, the prim spinster cousin touring Italy as chaperone to the English rose Lucy Honeychurch. Charlotte is quick to step in when Lucy makes the mistake of fraternising with the lower class Mr Emerson and his son George at their Florentine pensione. However, when she witnesses Lucy and George actually kissing, she has no option but to whisk Lucy away to Rome. Back home at the family’s Surrey estate, Lucy becomes engaged to the eminently suitable but pretentious Cecil Vyse. Charlotte has sworn Lucy to secrecy over the kiss with George, but will Lucy be able to repress her feelings when she discovers that the Emersons have taken a house in the village? With its cast of vivid characters, this elegant comedy written in 1908 is widely recognised as one of the finest novels of the twentieth century. The award winning Merchant Ivory film adaptation in 1985 was voted number nine in The Guardian’s list of the best romantic films of all time. The production is directed by Adrian Noble. The recipient of more than 20 Olivier Award nominations, Adrian was the Artistic Director of the RSC from 19902003. He recently directed Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and The Tempest for Theatre Royal Bath Productions and The Importance of Being Earnest which starred David Suchet. A wonderful treat for an autumn evening, do not miss the chance to see one of our most loved actresses in this sparkling comedy.

“ Recognised as one of

the finest novels of the twentieth century ”

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ANGELA BARNES > The highly acclaimed and rather brilliant comic Angela Barnes takes a break from radio and television success for the annual Big Cheer For Amaze. Victoria Nangle finds out more Hello Angela! How lovely to see you playing at Big Cheer For Amaze. Do you feel a connection with the Amaze charity? Hi there! I really do feel a connection with Amaze. I think this might be the 4th Big Cheer I've done. The work they do is incredibly important, giving support and advice to families and carers of disabled children. It can be so easy for people to feel isolated, so Amaze provides networks and advice which are invaluable. And the comedy nights are so much fun, always. I can't wait! You have a well known connection with Brighton, having lived here in the past. What do you miss most about the place? Oh where to begin?! Even when I'm not living there, Brighton feels like home. I miss the whole Brightonian lifestyle, there is a place for

“ Suddenly he got

divebombed, and the seagull took his wallet ”

everyone in Brighton, you can't not fit in. All of life is there. It's the best place for people watching, it's like street theatre. I miss the West Pier, the starling murmurations, Morocco's ice cream, the feeling of satisfaction when you get to the top of Southover Street having stopped in every pub 8 | LATEST 7

on the way, oh the pubs, so many pubs, the Pavilion Gardens, Red Roaster coﬀee, Snooper's Paradise, Tuaca. Wait, no, not Tuaca, No way. Oh God, am having Tuaca flashbacks... And do you have a favourite story about living here? Oh so many... Anyone that has lived in Brighton has a seagull story, tales of having our lunch taken by the evil small dog sized monsters. But one day, I was queuing at a cashpoint in Hove. There was a man standing in front of me, suddenly he got dive bombed, and the seagull took his wallet. His WALLET. It flew up the street a bit, realised it wasn't food and dropped it. Either it was a really stupid seagull, or had been trained by Fagin. I really enjoyed your recent BBC Radio 4 series, You Can’t Take It With You. Any irons in fires to do another series of it or any other work with BBC Radio 4? Am at the "wait and see" stage at the moment. I would love to do another series of `You Can't Take It With You’, and I have lots of other ideas of things I would like to do for radio, so fingers crossed. I will be doing ‘News Quiz’ in a couple of weeks, which is something that I LOVE. You’ve made no secret of your appreciation of BBC Radio 4 over the years. Now that you’re on it regularly, seeing the magic behind the scenes at The Now Show and LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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the like what details most surprised you when you got to see it all? It feels very strange that I'm allowed to do things in Radio Comedy. I was such a fan for so long, that when I do something for Radio 4, I still feel like the work experience girl, being allowed to have a go. The surprises I've had are pleasant ones. It's amazing to see how much graft and joy goes into making a programme for Radio 4. People are there for their love of comedy and everybody wants to put out the best show that they can. I'm amazed by the sheer volume of talent of writers and performers and producers and am beyond chuﬀed to do my little bit every now and then. Many moons ago you used to run gigs in Brighton. Who would be on your dream standup bill with you alive or dead and what would the running order be? Oh gawd. I know that for days after answering this, I am going to think of people I should have added to the list! OK. MC: Mark Olver. I never worry about a gig when Mark is hosting. I've seen him wrangle any crowd into a receptive audience, from the most apathetic to the most rowdy. There is nobody else I want to helm my gig! Amy Poehler and Tina Fey (I want them to open my night like they open the Golden Globes. Oh God I love them so hard) Linda Smith (My love for her work is no secret, again, so sadly missed)

Interval John Kearns (Something so different, and the pathos his character brings is beautiful, and so, so funny) Nick Helm (Has been one of my favourite acts to watch for years, since the Funny Farm [Angela’s Hovebased own comedy night from the Noughties] days) Interval Sara Pascoe (One of the most exciting comedians around at the moment) Victoria Wood (she was the first comedian I ever saw live when I was 14, and I was hooked. Terribly missed and what a way to close the show) Who is the best underthe radar comic on the circuit now, according to Barnesy? Oh my. Without a doubt it is Michael Fabbri. I cannot fathom why he's not super famous, makes me belly laugh on and off stage. I love how his mind works, he has such a different angle on the world. He's also based in Brighton, people should definitely check him out.

footsteps of the great Julie Walters, that's a bit too much pressure. You’ve won a million squidoodles (aka pounds) – what do you do with it? First thing, I would buy a house in Brighton, in a heartbeat. And a Fiat 500 (I bloody love them, but had to buy a sensible car because my job means I drive 10,000 miles in 3 months). I guess these days, that wouldn't leave much change out of a million, scary! I feel I should say that I would give a chunk to charity. I mean, I would, but saying that in an interview makes it sound like I'm just saying it. But I would, honest! What do you think are the ingredients to constructing the perfect gag? If I knew the answer to that, I would be the most famous comedian on the planet. My

rules are: 1) make sure you can stand by your gag, if you are going to say something contentious, you'd better be sure about where you stand 2) People want to see what your opinion is, they want to get to know a bit about you from your jokes, so make sure they can. I know you love to swim, but will you be swimming in the sea when you come down to play Big Cheer For Amaze? In October?! Brrrr. I know there are people that do it all year round, maybe I will bite the bullet and get in there. Maybe I will if someone makes a big enough pledge for Amaze! Big Cheer For Amaze, Thursday 6 October, Komedia, 8pm, £17.50, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton, amazebrighton.org.uk

If you could be in a BBC dramatisation of your favourite book, what would it be, who would you play and why? I love Sue Townsend. Adrian Mole was my constant companion growing up. I never tire of those stories, and because they are set in the ‘80s, there is such nostalgia for my childhood there. I would love to play Pauline Mole, Adrian's Mum. She was such a great character, a feminist, and bloody funny. But it would mean following in the

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NANGLE NATTERS VICTORIA NANGLE

YAK YAK YAK ANDREW KAY

@latestandrew

@latestvicky

> Feelin’ hot, hot, hot!

t’s hot! Which is glorious when you can pop into the sea for a bob around and then sit in the sun for an hour and know you’ll be dry enough of sea water to catch the bus home without arousing suspicious glances of eccentricity. But it does raise other changes to my usual routine that, to be honest, I hadn’t given much thought to since my teenage years when my parents were on diﬀerent continents and it was time for my brother and I to travel Far East for visiting time. Since I don’t have air conditioning in my flat, I’ve been forced to tap into my creative mind for solutions. This is not always a good idea, but I felt it was worth the gamble. I have laundered my bed sheets and hung them up – till damp – over my bedroom door on order to try and chill the air going past. All the windows in my flat are open, only sometimes closing the bedroom ones at the front in deference to the pub across the road and the dustbin men. And I have a hot water bottle filled with water residing at the bottom of my freezer to be put on a towel at the bottom of my bed, in case of a real ‘can’tsleep’ emergency. The thing is, I’m reasonably fit, most of the time. But the heat makes us all more prone to viruses that prosper and lurk – yes, they can do both – in the heat. And yes, I got ill. Which made me think of those who are already vulnerable. The elderly and the small, the fourlegged and... well, everyone that isn’t me. I’ve been going ‘round telling people to drink more water, slap on the sun lotion so they don’t turn into ‘London lobsters’, and sharing Facebook memes warning about hot pavement damage on delicate paw pads. So have a splash, douse yourself in the sea. And see what your heatmangled imagination comes up with to stay cool too.

“ In case of a real ‘can’t sleep’ emergency ”

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> Bags packed

'm going away for a few days, well two nights and two and a half days to be precise. It's a short trip to an amazing food festival in Belgium and no, it will not all be moules et frites, far from it. This promises to be a gastronomic delight. But what does one take in terms of baggage? I am always amazed when traveling with friends how little they manage to carry. There they are with some tiny bag slung over their shoulder and there I am dragging a small wheelie cabin case along. How? Okay, I know that as a man of a "certain" size my clothing requirements are perhaps taking up more space than a person of smaller stature, but surely not that much space. Perhaps they are the kind of people who think it is a good idea to rinse their clothes through at bedtime and dry them overnight? Well I'm sorry but I'm not doing that, nor before you suggest it am I going to go "commando”, no, not me! A consequence of my dilemma is that I have gathered around me a large number of luggage options, from a small day bag to a larger day bag, a one night bag, a two night bag, a one week suitcase and a two week suitcase. Yes it could probably be categorized as some kind of disorder I know. I also only like good quality luggage. When I was younger I realised that cheap luggage explodes very easily, especially when you overfill it, and let's face it, we can all be guilty of that. There's only one thing more embarrassing than seeing your worldly goods scattered across the baggage reclaim when you arrive at your holiday destination and that is seeing your worldly goods scattered across the baggage reclaim when you return home and they are all ready for the wash. So for two days; two tee shirts, two shirts, three pairs of socks, same for underwear, a pair of jeans and a second pair of shoes. It doesn't seem like much or am I being mad? I think not, just clean, and tidy, and weighed down once again.

“ Cheap luggage explodes very easily

”

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Sophie Cook (left) and Lucy Blake (right)

BRIGHTON MAKE UP SCHOOL Lucy Blake shares transgender make-up tips

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For day/natural look it's good to wear more neutral shades

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be worn especially for evening make up, or special occasions. False lashes are important to flatter and open up the eyes, especially individual lashes which can look more natural.

“ For a lot of transgender ladies it’s a totally new endeavour

Blush/bronzer /shading can all help give definition and shape and colour to the face, but be careful to not over accentuate any strong jawlines. Lips can be drawn over with a lip liner (not so much that it's clown like!) this can help give the lips a fuller look and again

Good skin care is important as without a good surface to choose flattering colours to suit your skin tone and features that work on, the make up won't adhere to the face as well. also go with your outfit of the day. This is better than sticking Moisturiser, especially a matt one is important as males tend to with one colour all the time just because you like it! A setting have coarser skin to begin with. Good concealing, colour powder is important at the finish to 'set' the make up and take correcting and camouflage make up products are important to off any excess shine. conceal any five-o-clock shadow and skin tone. The Kryolan Group workshops and 1-1 workshops/lessons are available at paint sticks are fantastic for this and derma colour camouflage www.brightonmakeupschool.co.uk

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ypnosis is possibly one of the most misunderstood and

Bsc Dip EHPNLP MNCH (acc) NLP Master Practitioner & Coach

controversial methods of psychological treatment. There are many

myths and misconceptions surrounding hypnotherapy, that mostly stem

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from people’s ideas about stage hypnotism. The fact is that stage

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Brighton, Hove, East Sussex & London Practices

psychological phenomenon. It has valid uses and can be used alone or

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in conjunction with other therapies in order to achieve real results. Don’t delay, make an appointment to see Jonathan Conway today! www.theconwaypractice.co.uk / 01273 540425

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BEAUTIFUL INK

Lisa Henning discusses scar therapy

his month I’ll be introducing you to MediTatu®, my

treatment to improve scars and stretch marks. I’ll also detail

a simple post-surgery or trauma scar prevention method. Finally

achieve the best looking scar. MediTatu® must not to be used

I’ll explain what happens after an eyebrow tattoo removal

on wounds or skin that has any broken surface. This advice does

treatment.

not replace that of your surgeon or hospital.

Ok, so what is MediTatu®?

using 3M tape, 5cm wide.

Scars and stretch marks are stuck and damaged skin that are

• The width of the tape you use should completely cover and

Simply tape over your scar with micropore tape, I recommend

often fibrous and thick. They are also often miscoloured red, purple, pink or white. I’m one of those logical people, and when I researched a

support the scar, surrounding it by about 1cm. • The tape should be applied to a clean scar with no greasiness on the surrounding skin. Apply the tape firmly.

treatment called ‘skin needling’, which helps the body grow new

• The tape must be left on until it comes off naturally (five to

skin as a result of gently damaging it, I realised that the most

seven days), and replaced. Do not remove daily as this will

intense and precise way of needling the skin is to use a tattoo machine. Wouldn’t that be a perfect treatment to help improve scars and stretch marks?

cause irritation. • Continue taping until the scar matures, becoming pale and flat. This may take a couple of months.

So from my initial skin needling training, I developed and trademarked MediTatu®. I can help smooth and fill stretch

Eyebrow tattoo removal must be easy since it is only a

marks, which for some people also return to a more normal

small area?

colour. I can also help to improve scar tissue with red and itchy

Unfortunately, in recent years there’s been a rise in people not

scars and I am able to normalise thick hard tight scars. Again for

only having tattoos, but wanting them removed. What used to

some people the colour of white scars are normalised

be considered permanent, no longer is. To remove pigment from

afterwards.

the skin, it either needs to be zapped by a laser so it’s absorbed

It has to be said that large scars are easier to improve than

by the body, or something needs to be tattooed in which will

some small ones, but I offer very honest and clear consultations

draw the pigment up and out. The latter method of removal I

over the phone, so when a client arrives for a treatment, they

offer at Beautiful Ink. I use saline solution or Rejuvi, which is a

know exactly what to expect. Beautiful Ink is a private home

mixture of oxides that bonds with the iron oxide of the tattoo.

studio, and there’s only me, who deals with you from initial phone call to carrying out all your treatments.

These methods bring the pigment out of the body. Nice and simple until you realise that means a nice big scab on your eyebrows that you aren’t allowed to get wet until it naturally

I’ve just had an operation; the stitches are being removed in

comes away! (approximately seven to 10 days). Your skin is then

a few days. How can I minimise any scarring?

likely to be red as there has been a deep graze. Just like with

Once the stitches have been removed and any follow up medical

laser removal methods, there’s an unknown number of sessions

advice has finished, you can begin to use this simple method to

required as it’s unclear how deep the pigment is, how much pigment is in there, and how readily your body will remove the pigment. I advise prospective clients to budget for three removal sessions, at £150 per session. Then I re-evaluate whether full removal is possible, or if enough colour has now been removed so that the remaining eyebrow tattoo can be reworked. If it’s now easier to cover with makeup, simply allow the remaining colour to fade. Next month more on MediTatu®. I can be contacted on 07530 978856 or visit www.beautifulink.co.uk for permanent makeup, or www.skin-confidence.co.uk for scar & stretch mark treatments.

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Miss Selfridge Floral Mesh Sheer Dress, £65

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CHURCHILL SQUARE

> London Fashion Week Trend Predictions

know, I know – we’re all still waiting for summer 2016 to start, let alone looking ahead to what to wear next summer! However, getting an insight into next season’s trends can help you save money in the long run if you want to remain in vogue but on a budget. These trend predictions will help you be savvy in the sales and decide what to pass on or hang onto from your existing wardrobe… Casual Glam The luxe sporty look is set to continue with panels of mesh, metallic and bold colours such as cobalt blue and orange flashing through on side panels and from underneath. This goes for footwear too. Next season however, the sporty influence isn’t limited to athletic clothing styles, it peeps through on everyday dresses and glamorous evening wear too. Print Print is going to be in full force come springtime 2017. Animals we all commonly love, such as cats, horses, birds and dogs will emblazon our clothing for a fun twist with the likes of Topshop already showing some designs. Look out for these right now and in the sales in January. As well as animals, tribal prints, Aztec and tropical jungle themes will be popular, particularly leaf prints. Colours Burnt oranges, golden, yolky yellows and vibrant yet moody blues, turquoise and violet will be the order of the day which makes a refreshing change from the usual pastels. River Island, Zara and Next have a good selection of these hues at the moment so get head of the fashion pack and bag a bargain. Bethanie Lunn is Churchill Square’s Style Ambassador – blogging regularly at www.churchillsquare.com, hosting events and now oﬀering Personal Shopping services. Check out the website to view all the budgetfriendly packages, starting at just £20. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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La Choza, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences. La Choza is the home of authentic Mexican food in Brighton. Nestled in the North Laine, we serve delicious, slowcooked Mexican street food. Our mouthwatering menu includes fresh tacos, burritos and quesadillas. With fillings like pulled pork, homemade Mexican chorizo, chilli prawns, spiced roasted squash and lots more. We also oﬀer a range of traditional drinks, from Mexican hot chocolate to topshelf Tequila, Mezcal and Mexican beers. Eat in or take away. La Choza 36 Gloucester Rd, Brighton, BN1 4AQ, 01273 945 926, www.lachoza.co.uk

Fish + Liquor, Brighton

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

A retro comic themed restauraunt. Dishing up fresh fish and chips and a menu with a twist. The name says it all we simply sell Fish + quality craft Liquor. 1114 Madeira Drive, BN2 1PS www.fishliquor.com 01273 604462

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

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Moksha Caﬀe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are a independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chaula’s, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu oﬀers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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DINES OUT

> Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Awards

he finalists of this year’s Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Awards have been announced. Public nominations for the awards – headline sponsored by Deliveroo – opened in April with voting via the Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival website running until the end of August. Over 2,600 people voted across 17 categories with new awards including Best International Cuisine and Best Sunday Lunch. The top three in each category now goes to a judging panel who will secret shop or interview finalists throughout October with the grand final held at My Brighton’s Merkaba bar on Monday 14 November, with drinks sponsored by Ridgeview Wine Estate and Blackdown Artisan Spirits. “Its been another bumper year of public nominations”, says food festival director Nick Mosley. “Whilst it’s no surprise that many of Brighton’s iconic hospitality businesses are back in the top threes, it’s great to see some new businesses as finalists.” The awards celebrate the best of the city’s food and drink economy and are made possible by the generosity of sponsors from across the business community.

The Finalists: Listed in alphabetical order BEST INTERNATIONAL CUISINE sponsored by Baobab Developments The Chilli Pickle, Curry Leaf Café, Planet India BEST BURGER sponsored by Griﬃth Smith Farrington Webb LLP Solicitors Burger Brothers, Coggings & Co, The Trolls Pantry BEST CAFE sponsored by Radio Cabs 204060 Egg & Spoon, Joe’s Café, V&H Café 22 | LATEST 7

BEST COCKTAIL BAR sponsored by Blackdown Artisan Spirits The Cocktail Shack, The Plotting Parlour, Twisted Lemon BEST FAMILY DINING sponsored by Whizz Bang Pop Curry Leaf Café, Food for Friends, Terre à Terre BEST FOOD/DRINK SHOP sponsored by Hilton Brighton Metropole Butlers Wine Cellar, HisBe, Infinity Foods

BEST FOOD PUB sponsored by Cardens Accountants and Business Advisors Earth & Stars, The Ginger Dog, The Ginger Pig FOOD HERO sponsored by Mayo Wynne Baxter Henry Butler (Butlers Wine Cellar), Kanthi Kiran Thamma (Curry Leaf Café), Richard Humphries (Polygon Pop Up)

SUSTAINABLE FOOD BUSINESS sponsored by Style Accountants HisBe, Infinity Foods, Silo BEST BRIGHTON & HOVE PRODUCER sponsored by Wobblegate cider & juices Boho Gelato, Brighton Bier, Brighton Gin

NEWCOMER sponsored by Rosemary E. Hensby Solicitors Egg & Spoon, Fourth & Church, Purezza

YOUNG CHEF OF THE YEAR sponsored by BrightonAndHoveJobs.com George Thomas (Isaac At), Liam Thorpe (Terre à Terre), Rafe Pol (The Set), Roman Mickulica (Curry Leaf Café)

BEST PLACE TO DO BUSINESS sponsored by Cobb Digital Artist Residence, Curry Leaf Café, Hotel du Vin

BEST PLACE TO SLEEP sponsored by Midnight Communications Artist Residence, Drakes of Brighton, My Brighton

BEST PUB sponsored by The Beer Collective Basketmakers Arms, Brew Dog, Brighton Beer Dispensary

BEST SUNDAY LUNCH sponsored by Yelo Architects Basketmakers Arms, Breeze, Earth & Stars

BEST RESTAURANT sponsored by Ridgeview Wine Estate Food for Friends, The Set, Terre à Terre

SPECIAL RECOGNITION sponsored by Deliveroo Announced on the night

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STAGE

> Doric String Quartet

BOWIE AT HIS BEST > Lazarus comes to the UK

hen news broke that David Bowie had died it was met by almost universal disbelief. How could it be possible that perhaps the most innovative, exciting and experimental pop artist of the last century and this one was dead. Bowie's career had always trodden a dangerous and edgy path. As an artist he was never scared of seeking new ways of expressing his creativity. Some met with critical acclaim, some fell on stony ground, but he was never daunted by this and until the end he was as adventurous and dangerous as ever. His final album was Blackstar, a dark and stark work attached to his final stage project Lazarus, which opened in New York to acclaim. Now, ahead of its hugely anticipated European premiere in a brand new venue at Kings Cross Theatre, London, full casting for David Bowie and Enda Walsh’s Lazarus has been announced. Gabrielle Brooks, Sydnie Christmas, Richard Hansell, Amy Lennox, Maimuna Memon, Jamie Muscato, Tom Parsons and Julie Yammanee will be joining previously announced cast members Michael C Hall, Michael Esper and Sophia Anne Caruso, who are reprising their roles from the original New York Theatre Workshop production. Lazarus broke box oﬃce records when it

played a strictly limited, sold out run in New York from 18 November 2015 to 20 January 2016. Tickets for the London production are on sale now, with preview performances beginning on Tuesday 25 October and an oﬃcial opening night on Tuesday 8 November. Lazarus is booking until Sunday 22 January 2017. Inspired by the book, The Man Who Fell To Earth, Lazarus focuses on Thomas Newton as he remains still on Earth a 'man' unable to die, his head soaked in cheap gin and haunted by a past love. We follow Newton during the course of a few days where the arrival of another lost soul might set him finally free. Michael C Hall stars as Newton, the character famously portrayed by David Bowie in the 1976 screen adaptation directed by Nicolas Roeg. Directed by Ivo van Hove, Lazarus includes songs from Bowie’s iconic catalogue as well as brand new music written for the stage. The Lazarus Cast Album will be released on 21 October and features performances by the original NYTW company as well as three of Bowie’s final studio recordings. 25 October 2016 – 22 January 2017 Tuesday to Saturday at 8pm Wednesday, Saturday & Sunday matinees at 3pm Kings Cross Theatre, Kings Boulevard, London, N1C 4BU

“ Lazarus includes songs from Bowie’s iconic catalogue as well as brand new music

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he Doric String Quartet tapped into something truly beautiful in the opening concert of Strings Attached’s 16/17 season. The night opened with Bartók: the quartet imbuing warmth and light into the dark but glorious tumult of his String Quartet No 4. Debussy’s String Quartet No 1 featured a striking and spirited attack in the first movement and the quartet brought the sheer lyricism of the piece to life in an enlivening performance. Cellist John Myerscough enthusiastically discussed their decision to perform Haydn last, explaining that the “king of the string quartet” should not be considered merely a pleasant opener but rather get the attention and framing he deserves. The exciting piece was vigorously played, a perfect ending to an inspired programme that showcased the diverse musical and emotional range of the string quartet form. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome 23 September Joe Fuller ★★★★★

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JOE FULLER

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ENTERTAINMENT

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> Los Albertos

hought you’d seen the back of them? Thought they were dead? Not yet! In what suspiciously looks like a tradition, the band’s second End of Summer Party gig takes place this week, an event that is being filmed and recorded for possible future release. Earlier this year they released their first new material for seven years, in the shape of the ‘This Is A Serious Party’ EP, which featured ‘Fall From Grace’, ‘Itchy Feet’, ‘Money’ and their bouncy ska flavoured cover of the Eurythmics’ ‘Sweet Dreams’. One of the very best live bands around, this quintessential Brighton band formed in late 2002, playing their debut gig at The Prince Albert (where they got there name from; Los Albertos. Get it?), quickly becoming a festival friendly band; their mix of ska, dub, funk, klezmer, swing jazz and rock always getting the party started. The six piece band feature five singers, a brass section and the most metronomic drummer you’re likely to ever hear. Tight, funny, crazy, loud, Los Albertos also happen to write memorable songs that work brilliantly on the dancefloor. Three albums later they called it a day in 2012, but reformed in 2014 with the idea of doing select gigs and releasing new material. Support comes in the form of Ratbag, the accordiondriven skapunk five piece, who have also just released an EP, Rentokil, recorded at The Levellers’ Metway Studios. And DJ Boll***s is on the decks. The Haunt, Sat 1 October, 7pm, £10

“ A festival friendly

band; their mix of ska, dub, funk, klezmer, swing jazz and rock always getting the party started ”

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> Verdi’s Nabucco and Aida at Theatre Royal Brighton: a great chance to give opera a go

t gives me real pleasure to preview Ellen Kent’s touring opera at the Theatre Royal because she was responsible for some of my early forays into the art form. Kent’s productions tour extensively, and impressively, with lavish sets and the occasional live animal thrown in for good measure. The price might be significantly cheaper than most opera tickets but the shows are still of a startlingly high quality. Next week you can pick between two Verdi oﬀerings or treat yourself to both. Verdi is a bright and bold composer with memorable tunes and technicolour emotional sweeps so any newcomer to opera would have a fine starting point here. First up is Nabucco, with Kent presenting a new production of the very first opera she produced. The powerful tale of the Hebrews’ exile by Babylonian king Nabucco will feature some elaborate staging and something burning down (no spoilers here) so you can expect an exciting spectacle. Aida is considered the grandest of all Ellen Kent’s operas and will feature a new set built by SetUp Scenery, who also build sets for the Royal Opera House. The opera contains famous arias (moving solo singer bits) such as ‘Celeste Aida’ and ‘Ritorna Vincitor’ that you can stream on YouTube to try out Verdi’s bombastic style. Both productions are sung in Italian with English surtitles so you can comfortably follow the plot. I think that some are often too quick to assume that everyone already knows what happens in opera storylines. Folly! Countless people don’t know what happens and should feel welcome to experience the opera as its creator intended. Try it out and enjoy the ride. Nabucco: Wed 5 Oct 7.45pm, Aida: Thurs 6 Oct, 7.45pm, Theatre Royal Brighton, £21£44, 0844 871 7650

“ Kent’s

productions tour extensively, and impressively ”

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VICTORIA NANGLE > Maybe I’m Amaze’d

righton is very good at doing fundraisers. Some are small and some are big. Big Cheer For Amaze is big. Now in its sixth year, this fundraiser for local charity Amaze has become a calendarmarker as the charity’s close relationship with Baby Cow Productions has brought in some of the best names in comedy to support the event. And this year is no exception. Already filling the bill you’ll find the brilliant Angela Barnes (interview on p10), joined by Joe Lycett – hot from Edinburgh Festival accolades and his various and many television appearances, as well as the remarkable and repeatedly receiver of fivestar reviews Adam Riches. And the lineup hasn’t even been fully announced yet. It’s a testament to the clout this charity has. Amaze supports local families with children

and young people with special educational needs and disabilities, and also seems to have a great eye for rising talent as well as the established stars. Previous shows have included Steve Coogan, Nick Helm, Jenny Éclair, Noel Fielding and Seann Walsh – so book now before all of the tickets go when the full listings are announced. Big Cheer For Amaze, Thursday 6 October, Komedia, 8pm, £17.50 Joe Lycett

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Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks. 1 The Black Fields

The Fighter 2 Millsy slug Music Sky Blue Pink 3 Legs MC Push 4 the wolfgirl liberation Beautiful People 5 The Speak Beautiful People 6 AUDIO ELIXIR BURN DOWN LOVE

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7 Chaos Borne I Will 8 KontraPunkt Island

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ARTY > Flowering passions

K, I know there’s loads to see. But you’ve got the whole of October to lap up the aweinspiring photography exhibitions around the city thanks to the 2016 Brighton Photo Biennial and Photo Fringe. So make time for a pit stop at Redwood Coﬀee – Le Café on Trafalgar Street where Rick Fulwood is showing his remarkable Plant/Woman imagery. Rick only takes photographs of plants he has grown in his allotment garden, and in the latest of this series he juxtaposes the female form with red and white tulips. (Tulips represent elegance and grace, red is devotion and

9 Jim Guittard Confusion,

“ Lap up the aweinspiring photography exhibitions around the city ”

love, and white is purity and peace.) You’ll recognise his interest in the Dutch masters reflected in the moody, shadowy atmosphere that evokes the desperate emptiness of a loss, while the sequence of three gives an intriguing narrative quality to the work. Until 30 October. www.artymagazines.com

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Lies, Guns, and Drugs 10 The Mystic Wizards Armageddon 11 WillB and The Bikini Black Special Fire in Me 12 BANGBANGBANG! I’ve Got Yr Number 13 Ashley Evans This Town 14 Flapper Tunes Earth Wind and Fire Boogiewonderland 15 Shoot the Dead Kill Machine Kill 16 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam 17 Surfhunter Bessie 18 Chris TT A–Z 19 Hollywood Assassins Swithblade 20 Coda Luna Folie a Deux

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To listen to tracks & to submit your music & videos go to: www.thelatest.co.uk/musicchart

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> Albion Night: for all things Seagulls

n a day and age where fandom is spread across the globe it can be tough for Brighton fans to catch up with the performances their side put in week in, week out in their quest for promotion. Fortunately for those unlucky few, Albion Night is the cure!

“ Every week we show you the full 90 minutes of a recent Albion game, or a classic contest ” Our weekly two and a half hour show is dedicated to all things Seagulls. Every week we show you the full 90 minutes of a recent Albion game, or a classic contest from a previous season, as we follow Brighton on their push to try and reach the promised land that is the Premier League. However our coverage doesn't just stop at the first team, we also bring you full updates on the Albion Women. It was fantastic watching the Women's team achieve promotion last season and now we look forward to showing you what they have to oﬀer in the Super League. As well as these we'll keep Albion fans up to date on the latest goings on at the club and at their charitable arm, Albion in the Community, as they continue to do great work helping people from across the county. So if you're in need of an Albion fix you can catch Albion Night on Latest TV, at 6:30pm, every Thursday, it's the perfect build up to an action packed weekend. 26 | LATEST 7

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Do you remember the sheer joy and excitement of Saturday Morning Pictures? Where heroes and villains and clowns and crooners, invariably in glorious black & white, would entertain you for hours and hours? Now those glorious days return and it's not just for Saturday mornings, it’s 7 days a week from 6am 4pm!

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TUESDAY 27 National Treasure Channel 4, 9pm The second of four parts in this drama following a much-loved TV star amid accusations of historical sexual offences.The pressure on Paul and his family is mounting as the allegations gather momentum, spinning domesticity into a battleground terrain and stretching their small unit to breaking point.

Eamonn And Ruth: How The Other Half Lives Channel Five, 9pm Wanna fantasise about living like the rich kids do, before the money in the metre takes away your TV privileges? Join Eamonn and Ruth as they jet off to the Ukraine to meet a billionaire couple who love to spend, spend, spend. Plus some rather lovely motors.

Murder, She Wrote ITV3, 7pm Our Jessica Fletcher does travel! She rocks up, like the vaselinesmeared lens lovable ‘80s curse that she is, bringing havoc and death wherever her airport taxi arrives. This time she’s visiting an old friend, whose valuable painting promptly goes missing and is then arrested for his daughter’s murder. A curse.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Gaolbreak (1962) 7.15 Stagecoach West 8.15 Shepherd On The Rock (1993) 10.10 The Vengeance of Fu Manchu (1967) 12.00pm Calculated Risk (1963) 1.30 Together 2.00 The Frightened City (1961) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Novel Ideas 4.30 Love That Car 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Noise Reel

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce music by Miles Davis, Robert Glasper, Mammal Hands, and Portico Quartet. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 The Rosies The Rosies interview Jennie Williams founder of Enhance the UK. They discuss the importance of deaf and disability awareness in the workplace. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.30 Here I Come Joke is in an abusive relationship. 10.00 Kick Out The Jams 10.30 Tramshed Sessions Join Maddie Jones at Cardiff’s new venue, The Tramshed, for a series with up and coming singer songwriters. 11.00 Martin Harley and Sam Lewis: Live At The Latest 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Brighton Lights 2.00 Digital Nation 2.30 Latest Homes Live 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Mr T comes to Mo’s rescue when she fears for her baby’s life. Bernie makes a big decision about her future with Serena when an exciting opportunity arises. A big step in his relationship with Isaac puts Dom’s friendship with Zosia at risk. 9.00 Ambulance 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Room 101 Extra Storage A public figure reveals the things that he/she hates most. 11.25 The Doctor Who Gave Up Drugs Second in the two-part social experiment in which Dr Chris van Tulleken takes over part of a GP surgery and stops patients’ prescription pills. Dr Chris van Tulleken has been working in a GP surgery in east London for weeks trying to treat specially selected patients without drugs. Now he wants to use what he has learnt to supersize his social experiment and offer drug-free treatments to all 14,000 patients at the practice. 12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Rip Off Britain 6.45 Caught Red Handed 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Natural Born Winners 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 Coast 2.00 Three Up, Two Down 2.30 Hi-de-Hi! 3.00 Yes, Prime Minister 3.30 The Animal’s Guide To Britain 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball is back for another series of It Takes Two. 7.00 The Retreat With Nick Knowles 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg Si and Dave lift the lid on the origins story of one of the world’s favourite fast foods - southern fried chicken. 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo retraces the journeys featured in George Bradshaw’s 1913 publication Continental Guide. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.15 Today At The Conference: Labour 11.45 NFL This Week The latest American football action from the fledgling NFL season. 12.35am Sign Zone: Horizon: My Amazing Twin 1.35 Sign Zone: Scotland And The Battle For Britain

ITV1

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Ross and Charity’s plan is thwarted. 7.30 Fishing Impossible Documentary series in which a team of fishermen travel the globe with the aim of landing fish that are considered impossible to catch. 8.00 Parking Wars Documentary series following civil enforcement officers. This week, the programme visits Romford, where tough-talking Kam shows why she needs to be fearless, even after only a year in the job. 9.00 Car Wars Documentary series following the cops cracking down on car crime in Northumbria, where traffic police and specialist ‘dragoon’ unit officers intercept criminals and take them off the road. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 On Assignment James Mates is in Austria where an imminent election could result in Europe’s first far-right President since the Second World War. 11.10 100 Year Old Drivers Rebooted Another look at some of the nation’s oldest drivers still on our roads. 12.10am Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.20am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Celine feels trapped by her promise to marry Diego. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Bath, where Kirstie meets first time buyers Laura and Phil, who are desperate to make the move from shared living to a home of their own. 9.00 National Treasure See highlights. 10.00 Damned Bittersweet comedy series about a team of social workers. Nitin, an ex-police officer with no personal allegiances or friends, is tasked with grassing on the rest of the group. 10.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Guest captain David Walliams and Jonathan Ross go up against Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett, and Isy Suttie is in Dictionary Corner. 11.40 Hunted Documentary series. 12.45am KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.10 Gillette World Sport 1.40 Motor Sport: 2016 FIA World Endurance Championship 2.05 GT Academy 2.30 The Supervet: Bionic Specials 3.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.20 Location, Location, Location 5.15 Countdown 5.55 3rd Rock From The Sun

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: We Have Your Husband (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Mason fears that Billie is going into early labour. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series. Paul Jackson has his work cut out stopping a runaway van driver who is causing havoc, and a street disturbance leads Paul Faulker and Lee Wilson to stare down the barrels of a shotgun. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. In Hull, inspector Claire Little rescues two flea-infested bull terriers named Roxy and Madison that are missing half of their fur, and inspector Anthony and vet Serena help a dog whose toe may be cancerous. 9.00 Eamonn And Ruth: How The Other Half Lives See highlights. 10.00 The Hotel Inspector Returns Documentary series in which awardwinning hotelier Alex Polizzi offers practical advice to failing hotels and guest houses. 11.05 On Benefits: Cash-Strapped Couples Documentary series about people living on welfare. 12.05am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Mobs & Yobs: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Futurama (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 12.00am Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Brushing Up On... 8.00 Attenborough’s Ark: Natural World Special 9.00 Legends Of The Deep: Deep Sea Sharks 9.50 Stoats Of Kedleston Hall 10.00 The Search For Modern Medicines 11.00 The Grammar School 12.00am Fair Cop: A Century Of British Policewomen

2.35pm Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Family Special 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Run Fatboy Run (2007) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2) 1.00 Two And A Half Men

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.05am The Jury 1.05 Law & Order: UK 1.55 ITV3 Nightscreen

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Body Fixers 10.00 First Dates Abroad 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

11.20am Four In A Bed (x5) 2.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 5.55 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Santa Fe (1951) 12.45pm Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 2.30 Bear Island (1979) 4.45 Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 6.30 The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 9.00 I, Frankenstein (2014) 10.45 Predator 2 (1990) 12.55am Synecdoche, New York (2008)

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Apocalypse Pompeii (2014) 4.00 FILM: 10,000 Days (2014) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Killjoys 10.00 FILM: Hard Rain (1998) 12.00am Killjoys

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WEDNESDAY 28 The Great British Bake Off BBC1, 8pm Now that we know that this is the last Great British Bake Off with Mel and Sue every bit of them seems that much more precious. The duo are steering the home bakers through their tasty traumas and delicious disasters and triumphs. And Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry are there to determine who’s best.

Grand Designs Channel 4, 9pm Kevin McCloud has a doozey of a new build this week, and of course it’s in Sussex. Matt and Sophie White believe a home should be fun. Isn’t that a great starting point? So they’re putting together a mysterious black home, complete with secret dens and a fireman’s pole. What a way to start your commute.

Containment E4, 9pm It’s not easy living life when’s there’s an apocalypse going on. In fact, it’s downright tricky. If you’re not trying to get into one place you’re trying to get out of another. Jana, Suzy and Sam plot their escape, while Jake considers his options. Wise man. Plus, a rumour puts Dr Cannerts in danger.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Double Bunk (1961) 7.50 Stagecoach West 8.50 Time Without Pity (1957) 10.35 The Weapon (1956) 12.15pm Landslide (1936) 1.30 Together 2.00 Left, Right and Centre (1959) 3.50 DW Griffith 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Rugby AM

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Heroes For Sale Exploring the geeky goings on in Liverpool and surrounding areas. 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. A look back at some F-Stop favourites from the first season. 10.00 Noise Reel Extra 10.15 Noise Reel Extra 10.30 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Rugby AM 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.30 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)

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6.00am Rip Off Britain 6.45 Caught Red Handed 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 The Hairy Builder 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Countryfile 2.00 Daily Politics 4.00 Refugees Of The Lost Rainforest 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It!

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Railways: The Making Of A Nation Documentary series about Britain’s railways. Here, Liz McIvor examines how the railways enabled people to live further and further from the places where they worked. Throughout the 19th and 20th centuries the railways encouraged the development of suburbia, inhabited by a new type of resident and worker - the commuter. In some cases, new places emerged on the map, simply because of the railways places like Surbiton. Liz visits London and the south east of England, the nation’s largest commuter zone. The Victorian rail network was never part of one, single grand plan - but emerged and evolved, line by line, over decades. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off See highlights. 9.00 Our Girl Military drama. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 Ambulance 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball gives us all the backstage gossip and exclusive news from Strictly Come Dancing. Ian Waite waves his sparkly wand in Waite’s Warm Up, giving us his thoughts on the couples’ training progress. 7.00 The Retreat With Nick Knowles 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide 9.00 Conviction: Murder At The Station 10.00 People Just Do Nothing 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.15 Today At The Conference: Labour 11.45 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You Dominic Sandbrook explores British postwar culture, arguing it is a crucial part of Britain’s modern identity - yet one firmly indebted to our Victorian past. 12.45am Sign Zone: The Doctor Who Gave Up Drugs 1.45 Sign Zone: Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain has some explaining to do. 7.30 Coronation Street Cathy gets her boys back. Will Eileen listen to Billy’s warning? 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to see who knows the most about their other half in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity. 9.00 DCI Banks Crime drama. Banks breaks all the rules as he struggles to put personal feelings aside in the name of justice, as the team begin the painful job of finding out exactly who was responsible for the incident that affected all their lives. A concerned Chief Superintendent Anderson is forced to question if Banks is up to the job. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined by Roy Keane and Lee Dixon for highlights of the week’s UEFA Champions League matches. 12.10am British Touring Car Championship Highlights 1.25 Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

ITV1

Channel 4

6.20am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s Mercedes and Celine’s hen do, but someone makes a horrible mistake. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages Penelope Keith returns to explore our relationship with that most quintessential of British institutions, the village. Penelope indulges her love for ferries, mountains and lochs across Argyll and Bute. She learns about the local Viking history in Mull, and visits the Crinan Canal. 9.00 Grand Designs See highlights. 10.00 World Of Weird Documentary series in which intrepid reporters spotlight some of the world’s most extraordinary characters, bizarre situations and remarkable phenomena. Sights in this episode include a unique artist on Australia’s Gold Coast, a pet capybara, and a self-styled vampire king. 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series. This episode explores the tangled lives of people whose relationships bring them into direct contact with the emergency services. 12.05am Music On 4: Four To The Floor 12.35 The World’s Weirdest Weather 1.35 FILM: Badlapur (2015) 4.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.00 Location, Location, Location 5.55 3rd Rock From The Sun

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.40am Children’s television 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: A Daughter’s Nightmare (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Rescue celebrations are short lived when Summer Bay learns that there are still people missing. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Seconds From Death: World’s Scariest Near Misses Documentary capturing on camera some extraordinary near-death experiences. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of Britain’s High Court enforcement agents. A debtor owes a garage £5,000 after a repair bill escalated. 10.00 Undercover: Nailing The Fraudsters Paul Connolly delves into the world of fraud, exposing fake death certificates that are obtained to cash in lucrative life insurance policies, as well as a case in which a man pretended to be in a coma to avoid conviction. 11.05 Secrets Of The SAS: In Their Own Words Semi-dramatised glimpse into the secretive world of the Special Air Service. 12.05am Carry On Caravanning 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies 4.00 Gangs & Guns: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Futurama (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Stop Search Seize 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Ultimate Road Wars 12.00am A League Of Their Own

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Brushing Up On... 8.00 King Alfred And The Anglo Saxons 9.00 Britain’s Lost Masterpieces 10.00 Rome: A History Of The Eternal City 11.00 Lost Kingdoms Of South America 12.00am Legends Of The Deep: Deep Sea Sharks 12.55 The Man Who Fought The Planners: The Story Of Ian Nairn

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2) 1.00 Two And A Half Men

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.45 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 The Queen’s Garden 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.05am Wycliffe 1.10 Law & Order: UK

3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Containment. See highlights. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

11.20am Four In A Bed (x5) 2.05pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 5.55 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.10 My Big Fat Gypsy Fortune 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Boomerang (1947) 12.45pm The Desert Fox (1951) 2.30 Destry Rides Again (1939) 4.25 Destry (1955) 6.20 Mud (2012) 9.00 Prometheus (2012) 11.25 Alien 3 (1992) 1.40am Beasts Of The Southern Wild (2012)

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Battle Of Los Angeles (2011) 4.00 FILM: 100 Million BC (2008) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 Hunters 10.00 FILM: Death Race 2 (2010) 12.00am Hunters 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager

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THURSDAY 29 Quintessentially Jessica Latest TV, 4pm Jessica Kellgren-Hayes presents the show that makes learning Sign Language fun! On each episode you can learn British Sign Language while following her life. Watch her try different jobs, bake delicious sugar-grainfree recipes, and laugh with her reactions to music videos, without the music!

The Truth About Meat BBC1, 9pm With so many myths and social media articles – you know the ones! – knocking around, it’s time to get to the truth about the meat that some of us eat. Chris Bavin starts digging, unearthing some surprises and confirming a few things we might already know. Worth finding out about before planning tomorrow’s dinner.

My Floating Home More4, 9pm Mark Evans follows the endeavours of people who aspire to live in aquatic homes. Looking for his own life aquatic is Brit Steve, who plans to keep costs to a minimum by using recycled materials. A dream home for under £7,000? Can’t be bad! Plus Michelle and Bill’s environmental original design is a marvel.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am High Tide (1980) 7.50 Stagecoach West 8.50 Glimpses 9.00 Cone of Silence (1960) 10.50 Albert R.N. (1953) 12.35pm Crazy Days (1962) 1.30 Together 2.00 Public Nuisance No. 1 (1936) 3.35 BFI: Fully Fitted Freight 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica. See highlights. 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 The Music Manual 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 9.00 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 10.00 Grass Roots Music The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland. 10.30 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge every month. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Jetpack Elastic 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Albion Night 4.00 You Make It, We Show It! 4.30 Banterflix 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders EastEnders. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain. 9.00 The Truth About Meat See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Rip Off Britain 6.45 Caught Red Handed 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 The Animal’s Guide To Britain 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 The Retreat With Nick Knowles 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Documentary series exploring bizarre and extraordinary natural events. In the first episode of this series, Chris Packham investigates the strangest stories from the natural world. 9.00 The Fall Crime drama series set in Northern Ireland. 10.00 The Premier League Football Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring in-depth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.15 Tim Rice - A Life In Song A celebration of one of our greatest musical lyricists. 12.45am Sign Zone: Aleppo: Life Under Siege - Panorama 1.15 Sign Zone: New York: America’s Busiest City 2.15 Sign Zone: Trust Me, I’m A Doctor

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain and Charity go public. Chas is furious with Charity. 7.30 Fraud: Elderly & At Risk Tonight Tonight investigates the increasingly sophisticated methods criminals are using to target the elderly and defraud them of their savings. 8.00 Emmerdale Adam spreads the news. 8.30 Coronation Street Todd’s conscience is pricked. Maria and Kirk are devastated by a death in the family. Roy and Cathy set a date. 9.00 Paranoid Crime drama series. When local GP Angela Benton is killed in a children’s playground, detectives Bobby Day, Nina Suresh and Alec Wayfield embark on what appears to be a straightforward murder investigation. As pressure mounts to wrap up the case, the detectives uncover clues of their own that point to the murder being more than just a random attack. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Highlights from the second round of matches in the Europa League group stage. 11.55 Murder, She Wrote 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Fraud: Elderly & At Risk - Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.20am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Freddie desperately tries to keep things together for Joe’s wedding, while Mercedes is in damage limitation mode. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series. George meets Sam, a conservation worker from Somerset who suffers from spinal muscular atrophy and is 30 years old. George is determined to change Sam’s life by designing a fully accessible mobile home. 9.00 Hunted Documentary series following ten British citizens who are given fugitive status and go on the run in the UK. It is ten days in, and the hunters’ frustration is running high, following ex soldiers’ Kirk and Jeremy’s daring escape. Will the hunters‘ fortunes change, as the boys turn to their support network again? 10.00 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls The celebrities now have fire and water. 11.05 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 12.05am The Lie Detective 12.55 FILM: Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009) 2.30 The Simpsons 2.55 Formula 1: Malaysian Grand Prix Practice 1 Live 4.40 Food Unwrapped 5.10 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 7.30am Children’s television 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Cheating Pact (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tori’s desperation to find Brody at any cost puts her exhausted search party in grave danger. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Tube: Going Underground Documentary series following the work of the staff who keep London’s underground train service running smoothly. 8.00 Bargain Bride On Benefits Documentary about people living on benefits. 9.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours. The Boltons and the Gardners battle to see who can play their stereo the loudest. 10.00 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Documentary series peels back the layers to expose star surgery disasters. Television presenter Gail Porter has disproportionately large breasts for her very small frame which have caused her backache and curving of the spine. She visits surgeon Paul Harris to find out if anything can be done. 11.05 Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? Revisit Documentary series. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Carry On Caravanning 4.00 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Futurama (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Ryder Cup Preview 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Hooten And The Lady 11.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 12.00am The Simpsons (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Railways: The Making Of A Nation 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 Britain’s Star Men: Heroes Of Astronomy 10.00 Do We Really Need The Moon? 11.00 Horizon Special: Beyond The Moon 12.00am Life Story 1.00 Charles Darwin And The Tree Of Life

2.35pm Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed And Extreme! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Dating In The Dark 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.40 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.35 Ibiza Weekender

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Wycliffe (x2) 1.15am Law & Order: UK

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.00 FILM: Wanted (2008) 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

2.05pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 5.55 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 My Floating Home. See highlights. 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Duel At Silver Creek (1952) 12.35pm The Frogmen (1951) 2.40 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 4.20 North To Alaska (1960) 6.45 The Addams Family (1991) 8.50 Miss Peregrine Interview Special 9.00 RIPD (2013) 10.55 Sleepy Hollow (1999) 1.15am Neighboring Sounds (2012)

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 10,000 Days (2014) 4.00 FILM: Apocalypse Pompeii (2014) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Bitten 10.00 FILM: Death Race 3: Inferno (2012) 12.10am Bitten

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FRIDAY 30 Sir Terry Wogan Remembered: Fifty Years At The BBC BBC1, 9pm From his ‘Floral Dance’ through to Blankety Blank, breakfast shows, Children In Need to his own chat show Wogan, Sir Terry had been a part of our BBC landscape for half a century before he passed away earlier this year. Here he is remembered.

The Level ITV1, 9pm Brand new crime drama with more than a spot of scenery you may just recognise. Nancy is a detective sergeant with a dubious connection to drugs trafficker Frank. When a meeting between the two ends in murder she risks being exposed, meaning that she must conduct her own investigation to save herself.

The Hip Hop World News BBC4, 9pm British rapper Rodney P shows the world through a hip hop lens, looking back to the music’s origins – created in the black and Latino ghettos of 1970s New York – and following it through to the current cultural powerhouse it has become. Covering police brutality, extreme language and the role of women in this world.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Ladies Who Do (1963) 7.45 Stagecoach West 8.45 Tower of Terror (1941) 10.20 Brandy For The Parson (1951) 11.55 It’s A Great Day (1955) 1.15pm BFI: Village School 1.30 Together 2.00 The Mummy's Shroud (1967) 3.50 Zombies 4.00 The 1916 Easter Risin 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 The 2ube

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Banterflix 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Red Rooster 2016 Si Holden samples the sights and flavours of the American Deep South at Euston Hall’s Red Rooster Festival 2016. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton's independent cult store, Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce music by Miles Davis, Robert Glasper, Mammal Hands, and Portico Quartet. 10.00 The 2ube 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am The Music Manual 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 The 2ube 4.00 Bowlegs 4.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Soap. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. This episode’s guests are Kevin Bishop, Brian Blessed, Josh Widdicombe and Professor Kate Williams. 9.00 Sir Terry Wogan Remembered: Fifty Years At The BBC See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are actor and musician Justin Timberlake and Oscarnominated actress Anna Kendrick, costarring in new animation Trolls. They are joined by Daniel Radcliffe and Robbie Williams. 11.25 Josh Sitcom. 11.55 FILM: I Am Number Four (2010) Starring Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant, Teresa Palmer, Dianna Agron. Sci-fi adventure. 1.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

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6.00am Rip Off Britain 6.45 Caught Red Handed 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 The Animal’s Guide To Britain 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing in the extended one-hour Friday show. 7.00 The Retreat With Nick Knowles 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Mastermind Mastermind. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice The Great British Bake Off is back and joined by An Extra Slice on BBC Two. It is week six in the Great British Bake Off tent and just seven bakers remain to tackle a Bake Off first - botanical week. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Nish Kumar and Josh Widdicombe. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.00am Live At The Apollo 12.30 Golf: Ryder Cup 2.00 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.00 Sign Zone: Absolutely Fashion: Inside British Vogue

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Frank sweet-talks Megan. 7.30 Coronation Street Todd discovers what Vinny is capable of. Kirk tries to warn Maria of Caz’s feelings. 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain This week Ben Fogle and his faithful labrador Storm head to North Wales to try their hand at one of rural Britain’s fastest growing sports, competitive sheep shearing. 8.30 Coronation Street Maria is brutally honest with Caz. There is victory for Bethany. David reluctantly agrees to grief counselling. 9.00 The Level See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985) Starring Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, Angelo Rossitto, Helen Buday, Rod Zuanic. Third in the series of action adventures set in a lawless, post-apocalyptic wilderness. To retrieve his camel train, hero Max enters the savage, rough-hewn precincts of Bartertown. Forced to fight for his possessions, he breaks the only rule of the city and is banished. In the desert, he is rescued by a tribe of feral children who see him as a prophesied saviour. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.05am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.55 Formula 1: Malaysian Grand Prix Practice 2 Live 8.40 Frasier 9.10 Frasier 9.40 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Celine prepares to walk down the aisle. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Reporter Krishnan Guru-Murthy and director Patrick Wells report from Yemen, revealing the catastrophic effect of the Saudi-led coalition’s bombing campaign, which is being carried out using British-supplied weapons. 8.00 Jamie’s Super Food Jamie travels to Jeju island in South Korea, where he experiences first-hand the shellfish diving skills of women twice his age. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Helsinki Richard Ayoade is joined by Hollywood actor Paul Rudd for a brisk 48 hour romp round Helsinki. 9.00 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 10.00 The Lie Detective Reality series in which human lie detector Dan Ribacoff brings together current couples, exes and hopeful singletons to find out the truth about their relationships. 10.55 First Dates Dating series. 11.55 World Of Weird Documentary series. 12.55am FILM: Her (2013) 3.05 Humans 4.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.55 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 5.15 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Eamonn And Ruth: How The Other Half Lives 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Good Witch’s Charm (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With supplies running dangerously low, Nate accuses Tori of being unnecessarily reckless in their search for Brody. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World’s Tallest Towers The 610-metre Canton Tower is the tallest television tower on the planet. This documentary explores the engineering breakthroughs behind its construction. 8.00 The Cars That Made Britain Great Rufus Hound continues his guide through Britain’s ‘proud’ motoring history. 9.00 Carry On Caravanning Lighthearted documentary series about people with a passion for caravans. Santa shows up in the summertime when Daz and his wife Tracey elect to hold a Christmas-themed weekend in the sunny Lake District. 10.00 When Magic Goes Horribly Wrong Entertaining documentary special looking at the sometimes funny, often dramatic, and sometimes even deadly consequences when magic tricks fail. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 4.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Roary The Racing Car 5.30 Milkshake Monkey 5.35 Milkshake! Bop Box 5.40 Peppa Pig 5.45 Angelina Ballerina Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Futurama (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 9.00 Hooten And The Lady 10.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.00am Zoo

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 9.00 The Hip Hop World News. See highlights. 10.30 Rubble Kings 11.30 Hip Hop At The BBC 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1982 1.10 The Hip Hop World News 2.40 Hip Hop At The BBC

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Little Man (2006) 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.55am Two And A Half Men

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.45 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.15am A Touch Of Frost 2.10 Long Lost Family

1.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 Rush Hour 9.00 FILM: Die Hard (1988) 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.40am Body Fixers

11.20am Four In A Bed (x5) 2.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 5.55 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 FILM: The Debt (2010) 11.15 24 Hours In A&E 12.20am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 1.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Forty Guns (1957) 12.40pm The Mouse That Roared (1959) 2.20 Genevieve (1953) 4.00 Earthquake (1974) 6.25 Beautiful Creatures (2013) 9.00 Pitch Perfect (2012) 11.10 Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 1.20am The Kings Of Summer (2013)

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Supercollider (2013) 4.00 FILM: Battle Of Los Angeles (2011) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: Below (2002) 10.00 FILM: Sin City (2005) 12.30am Star Trek: Voyager 2.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation

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SATURDAY 1 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 6.20pm There’s something compellingly soporific yet emotionally engaging about watching these celebrities so invested – some of them soar and some of them have two left feet, and both of them have bunions. Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman host while the judges offer pantomime scathing and support.

The X Factor ITV1, 8pm It’s judges’ houses time, where those that survived the six-chair challenge head off to sumptuous locations and we pretend it’s where the judges live all the time. Maybe it is... Plus, the nominated Wildcard acts are added into the mix too. Each judge has a little help from a famous friend or two for the hard choices.

FILM: Zombeavers Syfy, 11.10pm There’s an art in pushing a genre’s envelope so far it falls off the edge of the desk. Behold – Zombeavers! Sorority sisters, frat boys, a cabin in the woods next to a lake – and bloodthirsty varmints terrorising them. Who wants to bet they get killed off in order of bad behaviour? Leave your brain behind tonight.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Make Me an Offer (1954) 7.45 Talkies 7.55 House Across the Lake (1954) 9.25 The Winslow Boy (1948) 11.45 Crow Hollow (1952) 1.05pm The Long Duel (1967) 3.25 BFI: Terminus (1961) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 5.00 British Wrestling Weekly

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.00 Noise Reel 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.30 Latitude 2016 Exclusive highlights of the annual music and poetry festival from Henham Park, near Southwold in Suffolk. 9.00 Shardfest 2016 Exclusive footage from the 2016 music and dance festival, held at Norman Chamberlain in Birmingham this summer. 10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music. 10.30 The Bassment 11.00 Latest After Party Brighton DJ, singer and man about town Osaro introduces club tracks to kickstart your weekend. 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Scotland's City Safari 2.00 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 Shardfest 2016 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Rugby League: Super League Highlights 2.15 Bargain Hunt 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.30 Pointless Celebrities

6.20 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights. 8.25 The National Lottery: 5-Star Family Reunion Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where families in the UK play alongside their family around the world in the hopes of winning thousands of pounds and a luxury five-star holiday reunion. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws, presented by Gaby Roslin. With a performance from Travis. 9.15 Casualty Ethan struggles to make Alicia’s birthday a day to remember, and Lily deals with a family feud too close to home. 10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of the day’s five Premier League games, including the clash between Hull and Chelsea. The Blues have started well under new manager Antonio Conte and will be keen to see off a Tigers side who have never beaten Chelsea in the Premier League. The day’s lunchtime kick-off sees Swansea welcome Liverpool to South Wales. 11.45 The NFL Show Mark Chapman introduces highlights from the third week of the new NFL season in which the clash between the Chicago Bears and the Dallas Cowboys catches the eye. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.00am The Women’s Football Show 6.35 FILM: From This Day Forward (1946) 8.05 FILM: Berlin Express (1948) 9.30 Golf: Ryder Cup 11.00 Lost Land Of The Volcano 12.00pm Great British Menu 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Great British Menu 1.30 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Nature’s Weirdest Events 3.15 Flog It! 4.10 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg 5.10 Gardeners’ World 6.10 Inside The Commons Four-part documentary series about the inner workings of the House of Commons. 7.10 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Joining host Jo Brand in the An Extra Slice studio are three celebrity fans including Danny Baker. 7.40 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring starts an advertising campaign to increase recruiting. 8.10 Betjeman And Me: Rick Stein’s Story Chef Rick Stein celebrates John Betjeman’s long love affair with the English seaside holiday and his deep affection for Cornwall. 9.00 Railway Nation Following in the footsteps of WH Auden’s classic 1936 documentary Night Mail, six of Britain’s best poets take the train from London to Glasgow, discovering stories of love, loss and longing among the passengers today. 10.00 Performance Live! Kate Tempest Award-winning artist Kate Tempest hosts a night of poetry that includes her epic new story Let Them Eat Chaos and performances from three of her friends, recorded live at the Rivoli Ballroom in south London. 11.00 Artsnight London Magazine arts show. 12.00am Live At The Apollo 12.30 Golf: Ryder Cup 2.00 FILM: The Walker (2007)

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6.00am Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6.15 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Sooty 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Super 4 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Judge Rinder 12.20pm ITV News 12.30 River Monsters 1.00 Tipping Point 2.00 The Chase 3.00 The X Factor 5.00 Ninja Warrior UK 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill provides the wry commentary for more home video howlers sent in by viewers. 7.00 Go For It Stephen Mulhern hosts the entertainment show where challengers attempt to wow the nation by putting their unusual skills and implausible party tricks to the test. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.30 Newzoids More from the topical puppet animation sketch show with its all-star cast. Poking fun at celebs, politicians and sports personalities - no one is safe! Featuring the voices of top impressionists Jon Culshaw, Debra Stephenson, Lewis Macleod and Simon Greenall. 10.00 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Britney Spears, who chats and performs live in the studio. Other guests are awardwinning actor Alexander Skarsgard, and the stars of thriller The Girl On the Train, Emily Blunt and Luke Evans. 11.05 ITV News; Weather 11.25 Columbo: Agenda For Murder The dishevelled detective investigates the apparent suicide of a notorious racketeer. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.00am GT Academy 6.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 6.55 Formula 1: Malaysian Practice 3 Live 8.05 The Morning Line 9.00 Formula 1: Malaysian Grand Prix Qualifying Live 11.30 Murray Walker Meets Jenson Button 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.30 Formula 1: Malaysian Grand Prix Qualifying 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Grand Designs Property series following householders as they build their own homes. Matt and Sophie 8.00 Walking Through Time Palaeontologist Dr Tori Herridge explores Britain’s history. In this episode, she walks the hills of Shropshire to find out more about the remains of five mammoths found in a quarry in Shropshire. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Lee Mack and Catherine Tate go up against Sean Lock and Miles Jupp. John Cooper Clarke joins Countdown’s resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. 10.00 FILM: Transcendence (2014) Starring Johnny Depp, Rebecca Hall, Morgan Freeman, Paul Bettany, Cillian Murphy, Kate Mara. Sci-fi thriller. When a renowned scientist working to create a sentient super computer is targeted by a terrorist group, his wife and best friend upload his consciousness into a prototype artificial intelligence system to save his life. 12.15am 66 (2013) 2.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.20 Location, Location, Location 5.15 Countdown

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Paw Patrol 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Blaze And The Monster Machines 7.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Shimmer And Shine 8.25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.00 The Saturday Show Live 11.05 Police Interceptors 12.00pm Police Interceptors 1.00 Police Interceptors 2.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 3.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords: Revisited 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 6.00 5 News Weekend 6.05 NCIS Drama series. The murder of a petty officer is linked to another death and the director’s decision to break up Gibbs’s team. 7.00 NCIS Drama series. Tony investigates a sailor who may have jumped overboard and asks Gibbs to inform the widow. 7.55 NCIS: New Orleans Drama series. The killing of a Petty Officer, originally from Honduras, leads the team to a people-smuggling gang who will stop at nothing to keep their operation running. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship Highlights of the weekend’s games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. 10.25 Gotham Action-packed fantasy drama series based on DC Comics characters and featuring the adventures of the rookie detective James Gordon in corrupt, pre-Batman Gotham City. From the start... 11.25 Gotham Drama series set in corrupt, pre-Batman Gotham City. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Aircrash: Terror At Take-Off 4.00 Secrets Of The SAS: In Their Own Words 4.50 Wildlife SOS 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Soccer AM 11.30 Tim Burton’s Peculiar Tales 12.00pm The F1 Show 12.30 Futurama (x5) 3.00 Modern Family (x5) 5.30 The Simpsons (x5) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Rugby’s Funniest Moments

7.00pm Lost Kingdoms Of South America 8.00 Clydebuilt: The Ships That Made The Commonwealth 9.00 Beck: End Of The Road 10.30 Do We Really Need The Moon? 11.30 Horizon Special: Beyond The Moon 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1982 (x3) 2.20 Do We Really Need The Moon?

8.35am Coronation Street Omnibus 11.20 The X Factor 1.20pm The Xtra Factor Live 2.20 Ninja Warrior UK 3.25 FILM: The Bachelor (1999) 5.20 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 7.15 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 9.30 The Xtra Factor Live 10.30 Celebrity Juice 11.20 Family Guy (x3) 12.40am American Dad!

8.05am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.20 FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966) 11.25 FILM: Les Miserables (1978) 1.55 Rosemary And Thyme (x2) 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Lewis 1.00am You’re Only Young Twice (x2)

10.05am How I Met Your Mother (x2) 11.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 12.00pm Baby Daddy (2) 1.00 New Girl 1.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 2.30 The Goldbergs (x4) 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: Die Hard 2 (1990) 11.25 FILM: Wanted (2008) 1.35am Gogglebox 2.40 Empire (x2) 4.10 Rude(ish) Tube (x2)

10.50am Come Dine With Me (x5) 1.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 6.55 Location, Location, Location 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 10.00 FILM: Inglourious Basterds (2009) 1.05am WWII’s Secret Spy Camp 2.10 Nazi Megastructures

11.00am Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 1.00pm Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters (2013) 3.10 Avatar (2009) 6.20 Seven Years In Tibet (1997) 9.00 Ted (2012) 11.05 Warm Bodies (2013) 1.00am Young Detective Dee: Rise Of The Sea Dragon (2013) 3.45 Teleshopping

1.00pm FILM: 100 Million BC (2008) 3.00 FILM: 10.0 Earthquake (2014) 5.00 FILM: 2012: Ice Age (2011) 7.00 FILM: Avengers Grimm (2015) 9.00 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 11.10 FILM: Zombeavers. See highlights. (2014) 1.00am FILM: Alligator Alley (2013)

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SUNDAY 2 Poldark BBC1, 9pm Who doesn’t want a smuggling ring, really? Be honest, it’s why we live by the sea. Anyway, the smuggling ring in Poldark has an informant, which is a definite no no in smuggling ring circles. George buys Ross’ debt, to finally crush him. Now, that’s not nice! And Caroline returns to Cornwall to make an announcement.

Louis Theroux – Saville BBC2, 9pm For three months at the end of 1999 and at the start of 2000 Louis Theroux made one of his best known documentaries: When Louis Met Jimmy. After which the pair became friends. Louis revisits his time, meets up with people he met through Saville, as well as his victims, to draw a picture of the real Jimmy Saville.

FILM: Despicable Me ITV2, 5pm Witness the corruption of a supervillain with sugar and spice and all things super-cute. Gru is a baddie, an uber bad guy with a grudge match against other mega wrong ‘un Vector. When the answer to getting into Vector’s lair presents itself as three orphan girls selling cookies, he adopts them to further his plan.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am House Across the Lake (1954) 7.30 The Gay Dog (1954) 9.10 Stagecoach West 10.10 Brighton Rock (1947) 12.00pm Rogue's Yarn (1956) 1.30 Reach For The Sky (1956) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Easy Riders 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Under The Radar

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow 7.00 Latets Homes Live 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton take a look at animations from Brighton Youth Film Festival. 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica 9.00 Shaun's People Brand new magazine show, as Shaun Troke talks to a mix of people about what's happening in the real world, the celebrity world, current affairs, and a whole host of others. 9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras visit Nottinghamshire's only RSPCA Animal Shelter, in Radcliffe-on-Trent. 10.00 Sounding Out This episode features Andreya Triana. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic Acoustic music sessions with performances by Diverted Traffic and Mathew Maher. 11.00 The Music Manual 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Shaun's People 2.00 A Day In The Life 2.30 Beyond The Rainbow 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)

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6.05 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile Anita Rani travels to Surrey to explore the revival of interest in growing hops there. 7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Results from the latest round of the celebrity ballroom dancing competition. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow A return visit to the gardens of Arley Hall in Cheshire finds Fiona Bruce and the team of experts hard at work. It’s a rich day of finds as family treasures come under scrutiny. Amongst the objects featured are a portrait of a visitor’s mother which was painted in India in the 1950s and identified by Asian art specialist Amin Jaffer as a superb example of a now highly collected artist whose work commands high prices today. 9.00 Poldark See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day’s four Premier League matches which include champions Leicester taking on Southampton. 11.50 FILM: Brooklyn’s Finest (2009) Starring Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke, Wesley Snipes, Vincent D’Onofrio. Crime thriller. 1.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 BBC News

6.00 Rugby League: Super League Highlights Highlights from the Super League as the season reaches its business end. With the play-off semifinals plus the Million Pound Game a winner-takes-all contest for a spot in the Super League next season packed into this weekend’s schedule, there’s sure to be no shortage of thrilling action. 7.00 Ireland With Simon Reeve Simon Reeve sets out on an epic journey around the island of Ireland. The Emerald Isle is one of the most beautiful islands in the world - a place steeped in history, culture and belief but with a complex past. To understand its people you need to know what they believe, their history and their outlook. Simon begins his journey in the south of Ireland, paramotoring with an Irish explorer. 8.00 Hunting The Nazi Gold Train 9.00 Louis Theroux - Saville See highlights. 10.15 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. At long last, it is Stephen Fry and the QI Long Lost show. With Suggs, Claudia O’Doherty, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. 11.00 Golf: Ryder Cup Hazel Irvine presents highlights from the third and final day’s play at the 41st Ryder Cup, held at Hazeltine National in Minnesota, USA. 1.00am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.55 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Country 2.00 Ingenious Animals 3.00 Points Of View 3.15 The Great British Bake Off 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 Animal Babies 5.50 BBC News

6.00am Glorious Gardens From Above 6.45 Gardeners’ World 7.45 Countryfile 8.45 The Beechgrove Garden 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 Golf: Ryder Cup 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Reggie Yates: Touchdown USA 1.45 NFL Live: Indianapolis Colts V Jacksonville Jaguars

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6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Sooty 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Super 4 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Best Walks With A View With Julia Bradbury 11.30 Chopping Block 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Judge Rinder 1.35 Victoria 2.35 The X Factor 4.05 Tipping Point 5.05 Doc Martin 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts the quiz show as four celebrities take on the Chaser. Comedians Katherine Ryan and Bobby Davro, singer George Shelley and Coronation Street’s Faye Brookes all pit their wits against one of the country’s finest quiz brains. 7.30 The X Factor Dermot O’Leary hosts as the Judges’ Houses stage of the competition continues. Which 12 acts will be chosen to make it through to the live shows next week? 9.00 Victoria Eight-part drama series about the early reign of Queen Victoria. The shock of Victoria’s pregnancy is compounded when she is forced to consider who will be regent. While she chooses Albert, his desire for power remains unfulfilled and their fateful trip to the north exposes the latent tensions in their relationship. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston and Allegra Stratton present a weekly political magazine show. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the best of the action from round five of the Aviva Premiership Rugby season. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Volkswagen Racing Cup 6.30 Triathlon: Long Course Weekend 7.00 Formula 1 Malaysian Grand Prix Live 10.45 Sunday Brunch 1.45pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 2.45 The Simpsons 3.15 The Simpsons 3.50 The Simpsons 4.20 Channel 4 News 4.50 Formula 1 Malaysian Grand Prix Replay

7.30 Speed With Guy Martin Guy wants to beat the 25-year-old speed record for a human-powered boat. It means pedalling a specially-built boat along a 100-metre course at an average speed of 21mph, a speed normally reserved for expensive speedboats or racing yachts. 9.00 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls As part of the 2016 Stand Up To Cancer campaign, Bear Grylls abandons ten celebrities on an uninhabited island in the Pacific. After more than a week, the celebrities still haven’t eaten a single proper meal, but The Hotel’s Mark Jenkins thinks he can turn the group’s fortunes around. 10.00 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 11.05 FILM: Red Eye (2005) Starring Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy, Brian Cox, Jayma Mays. Thriller in which a hotel manager is kidnapped during an overnight flight to Miami after her grandmother’s funeral. 12.45am Obsessive Compulsive Country House Cleaners 1.45 Grand Designs Australia 2.40 Food Unwrapped 3.10 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 3.20 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Countdown 5.55 3rd Rock From The Sun

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6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Little Princess 7.45 Paw Patrol 8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.30 Noddy In Toyland 8.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.00 Shimmer And Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 12.00pm Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 12.30 The Hotel Inspector 1.30 The Hotel Inspector 2.30 FILM: A Knight’s Tale (2001) 5.05 Now That’s Funny! 6.05 Penn & Teller: Fool Us In Vegas Entertaining magic competition hosted by Jonathan Ross. Joel Meyers & Spidey perform a mind-reading trick, Rick Lax breaks out a twist on the classic card trick, Marcus Eddie chains himself up live on stage, and Bruce Gold proves that he is the toastmaster of magic. 7.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. 7.55 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: The Expendables 2 (2012) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Liam Hemsworth and Nan Yu. US action thriller sequel. 10.00 5 News Weekend 10.05 FILM: The Expendables 2 (2012) Bang! Pow! Wallop! 11.05 FILM: Total Recall (2012) Starring Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bokeem Woodbine, Bill Nighy. Sci-fi thriller set in the late 21st century. 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 4.00 Thieves & Thugs: Caught On Camera 4.50 Wildlife SOS 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Road Wars 1.00 Four Weddings 2.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 4.00 Micro Monsters With David Attenborough (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am Stop Search Seize

7.00pm In Their Own Words: 20th Century Composers 8.00 Natural World: The Woman Who Swims With Killer Whales 9.00 Horizon: How Small Is The Universe? 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Britain’s Star Men: Heroes Of Astronomy 11.30 Lulu: Something To Shout About 1.00am Big Hits: TOTP

1.30pm The Xtra Factor Live 2.35 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 3.05 FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 5.00 FILM: Despicable Me (2010). See highlights. 6.50 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.55am Dating In The Dark

6.00am Inspector Morse 8.00 Heartbeat (x2) 10.05 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.10pm Rosemary And Thyme 1.15 Columbo: Short Fuse 2.55 A Touch Of Frost 5.10 FILM: Carry On Again, Doctor (1969) 7.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 It’ll Be Alright On The Night 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.10am Wire In The Blood

6.55am Stage School (x5) 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm FILM: Postman Pat: The Movie (2014) 1.45 The Frozen Phenomenon 2.45 The Goldbergs (x6) 5.35 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 8.00 FILM: Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 10.05 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 11.10 Body Fixers 12.15am Rude Tube 2012

11.55am Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40pm Four In A Bed (x4) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 9.00 Hitler: The Rise And Fall 10.00 Hitler’s Hidden Drug Habit: Secret History 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.20 Hitler: The Rise And Fall

11.00am The Last Mimzy (2007) 1.00pm The Parent Trap (1961) 3.45 Tea With Mussolini (1999) 6.15 The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 8.50 Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children Interview Special 9.00 Lone Survivor (2013) 11.25 Red Lights (2012) 1.40am Storage 24 (2012) 3.30 Teleshopping

11.00 FILM: 10,000 Days (2014) 1.00pm FILM: Battle Of Los Angeles (2011) 3.00 FILM: Age Of Ice (2014) 4.50 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 7.00 FILM: Iron Man: Rise Of Technovore (2013) 9.00 FILM: Sin City (2005) 11.30 FILM: Below (2002) 1.30am FILM: Summer Shark Attack (2016)

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MONDAY 3 Cold Feet ITV1, 9pm Life goes on, but never in smooth lines. Actually, it’d be a bit tedious if it was. Although Jenny did think that going to work could be relied upon to be smooth sailing – which it certainly isn’t when an old flame turns up. Grant is on the path to atonement, but righting wrongs leads to opening a can of worms.

First Dates Channel 4, 10pm Are you really looking for love if you claim to have ‘completed Tinder’ looking for a girlfriend? Jonas claims it’s so. His date for the evening is posh girl Milly, who sees ‘players’ as a challenge. Oh, love! Plus octogenarian self-confessed flirt Alan seizer of days Patricia. Now, that’s gonna be sweet.

American Dad! ITV2, 10pm This double whammy is all about Roger. In the first episode he has a big fight with Stan. Hoping to see that Stan still cares about him, Francine and the alien fake a kidnapping – and Stan doesn’t turn up at the drop. Mic drop. Roger re-examines how he treats people. Episode two: Roger is a Bond-style villain. Live and learn.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am This Week of Grace (1933) 7.45 Stagecoach West 8.45 Miracle Of The Bells (1948) 11.05 Richard Diamond 11.35 Happy Go Lovely (1951) 1.30pm Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 The Shillingbury Blowers (1979) 3.45 BFI: The Reformation of St Jules 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford. 7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain. 9.00 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen 10.00 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival 10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix 11.00 Scouse Pop Liverpool legends Mike Badger & Paul Hemmings perform live with tracks from The Onset & The La’s. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Cook It 1.00 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen 1.30 Banterflix 2.00 Walks Around Britain 2.30 The Newspapers 3.30 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Going Back Giving Back 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Inside Out A report on human slavery in Kent. Plus Sussex police’s fight against drug drivers, and the 150th anniversary of Brighton’s West Pier. 8.00 EastEnders Jane’s friends rally round to help, Linda gives Babe an ultimatum, and Billy receives some life-changing news. 8.30 Panorama Special: Diabetes Documentary series. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 11.15 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are actor and musician Justin Timberlake and Oscarnominated actress Anna Kendrick, costarring in new animation Trolls. They are joined by Daniel Radcliffe and Robbie Williams, who performs his new single. 12.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.05 BBC News

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6.00am Rip Off Britain 6.45 Caught Red Handed 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Ingenious Animals 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Daily Politics Conference Special 1.00pm Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 The Animal’s Guide To Britain 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball kicks off the week with all the backstage gossip. 7.00 Golf: Ryder Cup Highlights from the third and final day’s play at the 41st Ryder Cup. 8.00 University Challenge University of St Andrews clashes with Worcester College, Oxford. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect The Maltsters take on the Policy Wonks in this opening heat. 9.00 Ripper Street Thriller set during the Victorian era, following a police division investigating murders on the blood-stained streets of London’s Whitechapel. 10.00 Morgana Robinson’s The Agency Comedy vehicle showcasing the dazzling impersonations of Morgana Robinson. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Monday At Conference Andrew Neil with highlights of the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham. 11.45 Conviction: Murder At The Station Documentary. 12.45am Conviction: Murder At The Station 1.45 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 2.45 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg 5.45 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pierce forms a plan. Noah puts Charity straight. 7.30 Coronation Street David plans on spoiling the party. Eileen makes an executive decision. 8.00 Celebrity Home Secrets Famous faces revisit their former homes to share memories and secrets from when they lived there. Choreographer Arlene Phillips revisits the house where she created 80s dance group Hot Gossip, and reveals how she babysat for film director Ridley Scott’s young son when in her 20s. 8.30 Coronation Street David is viciously attacked. Eileen becomes a problem for Vinny. Audrey is jealous when Freddie takes Rita out. 9.00 Cold Feet See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Agenda ITV News at Ten presenter Tom Bradby discusses the big issues of the week with four high profile guests in front of a studio audience. 11.20 The Jonathan Ross Show This week, Jonathan welcomes Britney Spears, who chats and performs live in the studio. 12.25am Newzoids 12.50 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.20am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Alfie sets up a green screen to take fake holiday snaps for Jade before her hospital appointment. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Extreme Food Series in which Kenyan chef and restaurateur Kiran Jethwa travels to some of the most remote and spectacular corners of the planet to trace ingredients back to their source. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt reveal more secrets of the food that we eat. Kate visits Israel to unearth the mystery ingredient that makes icing sugar so light, fluffy and powdery. 9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire. This episode explores the challenges that inevitably come with the end of life, and how the emergency services have to learn to cope when dealing with death on a daily basis. 10.00 First Dates See highlights. 11.05 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday Spin-off reality series. 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.55 The World’s Weirdest Weather 2.50 SuperScrimpers 3.45 Food Unwrapped 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.10 FILM: Fatal Friends (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tori, Duncan, Justin and Nate struggle to lift Brody up the cliff and rush him to hospital. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 FIA World Rally Championship Highlights John Desborough presents round nine of this year’s FIA World Rally Championship. 8.00 Police Interceptors: Out Of Control Action-packed observational documentary series. Presenter Ortis Deley rides along on two interceptor night shifts. 9.00 Raw Recruits: Squaddies At 16 Documentary series. Teenagers from across the country begin basic army training. Junior soldier Laura experiences a crisis of confidence on a 1.5 mile run, then her fear of heights means that trusting her teammates on a 40ft-high rope course is a struggle too far. 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of Britain’s High Court enforcement agents as they deal with people who have fallen into debt. 11.05 FILM: Alex Cross (2012) Starring Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox, Carmen Ejogo, Edward Burns, Jean Reno, Cicely Tyson. Crime thriller. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 10.00 Freddie Fries Again 11.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.00am The Force: Essex

7.00pm News 7.30 Brushing Up On... 8.00 British Gardens In Time 9.00 Capability Brown’s Unfinished Garden 10.00 The Victorians 11.00 The First World War 11.50 The British Army Of The Rhine 12.50am Horizon: How Small Is The Universe? 1.50 The Victorians 2.50 Capability Brown

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 American Dad! (x2). See highlights. 10.55 Family Guy 11.25 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.20am Two And A Half Men

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Britain’s Busiest Airport Heathrow 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Wycliffe 12.10am Law & Order: UK

1.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 FILM: Shallow Hal (2001) 10.20 Gogglebox 11.25 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.25am Rude Tube

10.40am Four In A Bed (x5) 1.25pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.05 Shipping Wars UK 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 10.00 Walking Through Time 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The War Wagon (1967) 1.05pm Santa Fe (1951) 2.50 Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 4.35 Anastasia (1956) 6.40 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 9.00 Serena (2014) 11.10 Nymphomaniac: Volume I (2013) 1.30am Ruby Sparks (2012) 3.40 Teleshopping

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 10.0 Earthquake (2014) 4.00 FILM: Crystal Skulls (2014) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 FILM: Daylight’s End (2016) 11.00 FILM: Zombeavers (2014) 12.50am Star Trek: Voyager

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