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L7 CONTENTS DOGGY TALES/ONLY IN BRIGHTON/ ABOUT A BOY Staffy love; Surfboard yoga; An evening with Marc the Vet
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NANGLE NATTERS/YAK YAK YAK Nangle grabs the last days of the summer; Andrew Kay as Polyanna
CLOCK TOWER Clock Tower key returns to city after 129 years
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DOGGY TALES > And they call it Staffy love...
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taffordshire Bull Terriers, have an undeserved, but understandable bad reputation. This is mainly due to irresponsible ownership. People often acquire Staffies as ‘status symbols’, as their strong jaws and muscular bodies make them excellent guard dogs. However, in the wrong hands they can become incredibly aggressive. This reputation has generated a lot of negative press over the years and consequently people are now wary or even frightened of Staffs. In actual fact they are very loving, sensitive animals who make great family pets. This week meet Kerrie Knowles, who will testify to this. “Like most people I'll hold my hands up and admit I too had reservations about owning a Stafford, but that instantly evaporated the moment I saw my first bitch and fell in love at first sight. “Everything they are portrayed to be couldn't be any further from the truth. I've been a Stafford mum five times over and every one of them has proven to be some of my best friends. Life has thrown me some hard curve balls at times, but I can honestly say if wasn't for the loyalty, love, companionship and endless kisses that wiped away any tears, I wouldn't be the
ONLY IN BRIGHTON > Surf’s up!
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atest TV’s Head of Diversity, Sophie Cook, recently spotted these lovely ladies doing a spot of surf board yoga, at Hove Lagoon. Latest 7 salutes their amazing sense of balance!
independent woman that I am today. They have been my rock and strength during times I've wanted to give up and bring me endless laughter and smiles with their goofy personalities. “No matter what kind of day I've had, I can guarantee it's going to end with a smile and lots of hugs with these guys. My house will always be a home with a stafford in it.”
AN EVENING WITH MARC THE VET > Pets in need
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arc Abraham, the UK's favourite vet, introduces a cast of loveable characters in this story of his life as an emergency vet. From the bouncy retriever puppy with a sore tummy to the tiny gerbil pregnant with triplets, every poorly pet is cared for in Marc's busy surgery. Featuring reallife insight into life as a practicing vet, as well as hints and tips on caring for your own pets, this is a perfect book for animal lovers everywhere. Abridged from the adult edition, Vet on Call.
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THE HAIR DOCTOR > Joe Fuller gets shaved and shorn by expert barber/engineer Hossein in the stunning 1920s Chicagostyle surroundings of Cutter & Grinder
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hey call him the hair doctor. Hossein is selfeffacing about the moniker but it's certainly an apposite title. The Cutter & Grinder proprietor has been a professional barber for over 25 years and has also trained as an engineer. He skilfully blends his experience in engineering and barbering to sculpt well designed haircuts that last. After confidently dissecting my hair, Hossein felt that it might look better falling a different way, and politely pondered about the curious way other barbers had cut my crown. I'll admit that I was initially wary: I'd gotten used to my mini quiff falling to the right but I'm always up for letting barbers do things their own way and trusting their judgement. I wasn't disappointed. When Hossein and I were chatting about my hair I told him that my hair grew quickly. He replied that: “Everyone says that but no hair grows quickly. The important thing is connection and movement, if the haircut isn't connected properly then it can mushroom out and people can think that it then grows quickly in particular places. Some barbers leave everything behind and there is no science behind the cut. It's about precision and hair keeping its shape.” I can happily report that my hair has indeed kept its shape over the last few weeks. Previous haircuts had infused a separating line that I could never seem to conjure up again in my morning rush. Hossein's cut is far easier to maintain, and has resulted in a more stylish, cleaner and defined swoosh than the jumble I had before. I had never had a barber's wet shave before so was curious and excited about the process. Hossein told me that the joy is gone from shaving and that it “used to be more fun”, so he
“ This could be considered the male equivalent of a beauty treatment: my face has never felt so fresh and fragrant ”
wants to show people how enjoyable a proper shave can be. A warm towel was applied which was a welcoming sensation, and I even got a head massage which felt therapeutic and fun in and of itself. The products were all pleasant concoctions, including pre shave oil and preshave cream mixed together to relax the skin. It was mushed together and then applied with one of those authentic wavy shaving brushes. The whole process felt 6 | LATEST 7
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nice and warm, and the brush was caringly applied: a clear step up from the cold indifference of my disposable razor. This could definitely be considered the male equivalent of a spa day or beauty treatment: my face has honestly never felt so fresh and fragrant. I felt invigorated and alert so it would be perfect before a job interview, date, party or even just a normal day’s work. Stubble was slower to return than after my typical shaving shambles and my girlfriend appreciated my smoother jaw. Hossein told me that he could have cut closer in fact but that he took it easy since it was my first time: exemplifying naturally good customer service and consideration for his punters. Hossein ran Cutter and Grinder by himself for its first three years of business but now has a full time assistant in Matt. He took some time finding the right apprentice, chagrined by the gungho roustabouts thinking that they could cut hair after a few weeks of training. Matt has taken his time however and put the work in: “He's never sat down in six months, he's always standing up and watching. In six months I've brought him up to a level where people are actually coming for him. That's what happens when you're patient and learn a trade properly.” You can therefore be confident about getting a great haircut from either gentleman.
“ It’s about precision and hair keeping its shape ” I can wholeheartedly recommend going to Cutter & Grinder for a haircut and/or wet shave for an enjoyable, exceptionally high quality service from an experienced barber. The luxurious interior (restored and refitted by Hossein himself and sourced from a 1920's Chicago barbershop) is worth a visit in its own right. Men are looking more stylish and swish again, and Cutter & Grinder is the perfect place to get your tonsorial act together. Check out the website below to peruse the other services they offer, including knife, razor or scissors sharpening and stropping. Cutter & Grinder: Gentlemen’s Grooming Salon 110c Western Road, Norfolk Square, Brighton, BN1 2AA Open Mon/Tues 9am6pm, Thurs 9am7.30pm, Fri 9am6pm & Sat 8am5pm, 01273 730333, www.cutterandgrinder.co.uk
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Charmaine Davies
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> 15 seconds of fame...
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f you watched the TV show Food Unwrapped 'The Truth About Sugar' on Channel 4 the other day, then you might have seen some familiar Brighton faces! Comedians Dave Thompson, Matt Whistler (who I've written about in my column previously) and myself made a very brief appearance in the episode. During the filming we got to try all sort of surgery treats, which was lovely! I'm sure my dentist won't be too happy with me though!
“ We got to try all sorts of sugary treats, which was lovely! ” If you missed the programme then you can watch it on catch up and see our 15 seconds of fame! Also this week I was the MC at the Komedia for The Funny Women show. Funny Women is the UK's leading female comedy community and has been going for 14 years. They run comedy courses, competitions, conferences and of course shows. The show I hosted was sold out, it was hardly surprising, as there was an amazing line up of very funny women. Comedy duo Shelf, Cressida Wetton, Roz Ryan, Kelly Convey, Sooz Kempner, headlined by Suzy Bennett. All of which were fantastically funny. I was so lucky to work with these fabulously talented ladies and I hope I get to work with them again. It was such a great night to be involved with as the evening was also raising money for RISE, the Domestic Violence charity. If you've always fancied yourself as a comedian, Funny Women offer a range of workshops and master classes that aim to get more women into comedy or using comedy to improve their confidence. For more info visit: www.funnywomen.com LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7
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NANGLE NATTERS VICTORIA NANGLE
YAK YAK YAK ANDREW KAY
@latestandrew
@latestvicky
> A fine day out
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s the seasons are turning, autumn keeps dropping chilly days on us mixed in with the last of the blazing sunny offerings. With this in mind it’s with a real delight that I joined a group of friends in bundling into a car and heading down the coast for the day. To be honest, when I took the bus ride along to Eastbourne in May I was captivated by the fields of cows and sheep and fascinatinglyshaped trees I need to try and climb. It’s so near and time just needs to be made for it! Anyway, we rocked up at the Birling Gap National Trust car park and I fell in tranquil love. It’s just beautiful. It was lunchtime and we strode down to the beach with packed lunches, a guitar and no concept of when the tide was due in. It was due in then. Yeah, nothing says finding rock pools like seeing them hidden by rolling waves. Luckily we were there for the duration – or at least until the sun set – so they soon popped up again and I was gazing hypnotized at seaweed and shells in no time at all. The cliff is so crumbly there’s a metal kind of pier out into the air, where it meets a middleofthebeach stairwell we quickly descended and set up camp at the bottom of. At the top there’s a National Trust cafe – which was fab for fetching tea from, as the wind was really cutting in. For once I was grateful for my ‘Grangle’ (GrannyNangle is always prepared) proclivities and the number of layers to wear I brought. Gotta love a massive poncho in Autumn. As we left the sun had mostly disappeared and a couple of our number stripped off and ran laughing into the sea as the rain started to drizzle. What a metaphor for the changing seasons. Welcome you falling leaves. Love you.
“ Nothing says finding rock
pools like seeing them hidden by rolling waves ”
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> Pollyanna
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ight now, this minute, as we talk… well things are a bit glum. PostBrexit, which I thought was a breakfast cereal, mid Clinton V Trump and filled with the news that with Corbyn at the head of Labour we never see another Labour government for 20 years, things seem pretty grim. How the media loves to pump up that gloom and doom, even filling our heads with stories of how, for as little as £150,000, we could be the first to colonise Mars and save humanity. What is there then to look forward to? Well plenty I reckon. Okay the world is getting warmer, people want to crack the Earth's mantle here in Sussex to obtain natural gas and the prospect of Trump winning is almost too unbearable to even contemplate, but on the bright side… No, I'm not struggling to find the bright side, there's plenty going on that still puts a smile on my face, heartwarming stuff. I'm no sports lover but I could see how the Olympics made a lot of people very proud and very happy. Going higher/faster/closer does nothing for me, but seeing the pleasure it brings to others does. I can smile at how lucky I am to enjoy good food, simple or fine, it can all put a grin on my face. I can enjoy a good concert or a play and there is something heartening about a good book too. Even sitting here writing is a pleasure and seldom a chore. Okay, I know that all these things can seem like life's luxuries but is that true, or are we becoming too cynical to enjoy simple pleasures or is it that people now take pleasure from moaning and being down hearted. A colleague once described me as being Pollyanna. Well If I am then I embrace my inner Pollyanna and hope that it reflects well on my approach to life. I'm not perfect, far far from it, and if I do moan from time to time then accept my apologies, we all need to let off steam, but for goodness sake, put a smile on it from time to time.
“ Going faster does nothing for me
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Brett Dubois, Yan Pothin, Mayor Cllr Pete West & Former Mayor Cllr Denise Cobb
THE RIGHT TIME > Clock Tower key returns to city after 129 years
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key to the clock tower that was presented to the town of Brighton in 1887 has travelled all the way across the world to be returned to the city 129 years later. Brett Dubois, the great great grandson of Alderman Edward Martin, the Mayor of Brighton in 1887, came over from Australia to present the key back to Brighton & Hove.
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Brett said: “The key should go back to the city of Brighton & Hove so other people can see it and learn about this piece of history.” This is not the first time that the key has made the journey from Australia to Brighton as Brett brought it in 2013 and his grandparents came with it in 1962. However, this time it will stay with the city. Mayor Cllr Pete West said: “It was great to meet Yan and Brett; their key unlocks a significant part of the city’s history and we are pleased to be its custodian once more. Former Mayor Cllr Denise Cobb and I were delighted to welcome it home.”
James Willing, who gifted the clock tower to the city, gave the key to Alderman Martin and the town of Brighton. It was then passed down from generation to generation of Alderman Martin’s family, finally ending up with Brett. Brett and his partner, Yan Pothin, stopped by the mayor’s office where they returned the key to Mayor Pete West and visited the clock tower. 12 | LATEST 7
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ANDREW KAY DINES OUT
@latestandrew
> Getting crabby
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ince giving up running a car, a decision I seldom regret, I have been less inclined to travel too far to eat. That of course does not include my forays to the continent. Last week I made a foray to Worthing. I love Worthing and for many years one of my favourite restaurants was there, a smashing place called Trenchers with a very good chef. So I was delighted when Mr and Mrs M told me about The Crabshack and even more delighted when they suggested that they collect me one evening and drive me over there. Of course I said yes. The restaurant is right on the seafront left of their Steine and from the outside looks both warm and inviting. The front terrace looks good too but sadly it was a chill evening so we went inside and when I saw that it was an open kitchen I was glad that we had as I love to watch the team at work. Whilst Mr M parked the car, Mrs M and I had a drink, a glass of white for her and a Blackdown G&T for me, both very good. The menu is short, pleasingly so and understandably features quite a few crab dishes. Excellent I thought, pushing aside that crab is one of the things that makes my gout flare up. To hell with that though as crab is also one of my favourite things to eat. From a short list of starters we decided to share the salt and pepper squid, the piri piri prawns and the popcorn cockles. The squid was first class, incredibly tender and perfectly spiced. It was generous too, more than enough for us all to have plenty. The prawns arrive in near volcanically hot spicy oil with a hunk of bread to mop it up. The prawns themselves were good, the texture taut rather than tough which is always better than mushy. Finally to the cockles, how I love cockles and these I have to say were delicious, fried in a crisp coating LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7
and more than plentiful, even I could not finish the portion, hard as I might try. I will certainly be back for another paper cone of these beauties. When it came to main courses we were singularly unadventurous and all chose the dressed crab. Why, because we could! Any problem with that see me after class. The crab came with brown bread, butter and a mountain of frites, yes, frites, nice thin crispy fried potatoes in the Belgian style with of course some extra mayonnaise to dip into. If I said that this was a generous portion I would be understating the case. The crab itself is served in what I would describe as partly undressed. A fully dressed crab has all the meat removed and then place back in the shell. Here the dark meat and white meat from the main shell have been put back but the claws are served on the side, cracked and ready for you to plunder the set white meat inside. I liked this a lot. I love the dark meat eaten on thickly buttered bread to start and then the fun of picking at the claws to follow. It's not a dish for people who don't want to get their hands messy but the mess is well worth the prize. Once again I was beaten by the scale of the bread and butter and the frites, we all were, but we all thoroughly enjoyed the whole meal. We declined the offer of a very indulgent sounding dessert but had coffees before heading back to Brighton – very happy indeed. The Crabshack, 2 Marine Parade, Cnr. of Warwick Road, Worthing BN11 3PN, 01903 215070
“ I will certainly be back for a paper cone of these beauties ”
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La Choza, Brighton
Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences. La Choza is the home of authentic Mexican food in Brighton. Nestled in the North Laine, we serve delicious, slowcooked Mexican street food. Our mouthwatering menu includes fresh tacos, burritos and quesadillas. With fillings like pulled pork, homemade Mexican chorizo, chilli prawns, spiced roasted squash and lots more. We also offer a range of traditional drinks, from Mexican hot chocolate to topshelf Tequila, Mezcal and Mexican beers. Eat in or take away. La Choza 36 Gloucester Rd, Brighton, BN1 4AQ, 01273 945 926, www.lachoza.co.uk
Fish + Liquor, Brighton
Chaula’s, Lewes
Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
The Chilli Pickle Canteen
A retro comic themed restauraunt. Dishing up fresh fish and chips and a menu with a twist. The name says it all we simply sell Fish + quality craft Liquor. 1114 Madeira Drive, BN2 1PS www.fishliquor.com 01273 604462
The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle
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Moksha Caffe, Brighton
Drakes, Brighton
We are a independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton
The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com
Chaula’s, Brighton
Boho Gelato, Brighton
A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
The Chilli Pickle
A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205
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STAGE BRASSED OFF > Music and drama at The Hawth
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rass bands may not be the most fashionable musical form but they have a great following, a following that was certainly boosted back in 1996 when the film Brassed Off was released. This poignant comedydrama film written and directed by Mark Herman and starring Pete Postlethwaite, Tara Fitzgerald and Ewan McGregor struck a note for those of us who lived through the Thatcher years and saw the gradual shut down of the British coal mining industry and the devastating effect that it had on coal mining communities across the country. There was comedy yes, but the message went far beyond a few northern stereotypical gags, far more than whippets and flat caps! Now, after a successful run in East Grinstead, Chequer Mead Productions presents a special one off performance of Brassed Off to coincide with The Hawth's new Brass Season for 2016/17. It's 1994 and the miners are striking as the local colliery faces closure. Danny's dreams of leading the pit's band to victory at a national competition at the Albert Hall seem remote as the men choose between picket lines and redundancy packages. But when Flugelhornplaying Gloria returns to her
hometown, the band get their oompah back and romance is rekindled with her childhood sweetheart Andy. However, when the real reason for Gloria's return is revealed and the pressures of the strike get too much for the band members, things start to fall out of tune... Featuring The Horsham Borough Brass Band live on stage, this is a unique show and one not to be missed. Wednesday 19 October, 7.30pm, The Hawth Crawley The Hawth Box Office on 01293 553636 and online at www.hawth.co.uk. This is an amateur production. Desford Colliery Band kick off the new 2016/17 Brass Season on Sunday 2 October 3pm with a concert guaranteed to delight its many fans. The season will also feature Grimethorpe Band (30 October), Fairey Band (20 November), Carlton Main Frickley Colliery Band (22 January), Virtuosi GUS Band (26 February) and Black Dyke Band (19 March). Tickets: £12.75 (discounts: £11.25). Book 3 concerts for £10.25 each, 4 concerts for £9.75 each, 5 concerts for £9.25 each, all six concerts £8.75 each. Season Tickets for more than three or more concerts available now. Individual Concert tickets on sale from Mon 25 April.
“ Far more than
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> Gary Numan
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rom the moment Gary Numan stepped onto the stage he had his audience in the palm of his hand. Celebrating a trio of his superlative albums Telekon, The Pleasure and Replicas, his die hard army of loyal fans as well as those too young to remember him the first time around were not disappointed. He gave them what they wanted. For over 90 minutes Gary and his band ripped through iconic tracks from each of the three albums, including ‘I Die You Die’, ‘We are Glass’, ‘Are Friends Electric’ and by the time ‘Cars’ came round they blew the roof off leaving everyone wanting more. What a high to end on for an outstanding tour. De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill, 26 September 2016 Lesley Lawrence ★★★★★
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t's the last tour with this configuration of the group, which has been seven years standing now”, says Swans frontman Michael Gira. “After this tour, which goes through to December of next year I'm going to revert to my old ways, which is gathering people on a casebycase basis for each record and tour. And, I'll be touring a lot less, and it wont be a set band as it is now. So, it's not the final Swans band, but it it is the final Swans tour with this particular gathering of humans." Swans are not for the fainthearted. Notorious for the extremely loud gigs, they perversely make music that is trancelike and meditative. We're not talking hardcore thrash or death metal here, but music that is transcending and quite beautiful at times. "There's a corollary to a minimalist composer whose work I love by the name of Charlemagne Palestine. He did a piece called ‘Strumming Music’ and that's him sitting between two grand pianos, playing one with his left hand, one with right hand, and he's playing arpeggios and gradually he develops those arpeggios furiously, and eventually halfway through – the piece is about 60 minutes long – you realise that these chords of harmonics are taking over; there's just this choir of angels, these resonates taking over, and they're more prevalent than the actual notes that are being played. There's a similarity that happens with us with our guitars." Emerging from the New York no wave scene back in the early ‘80s, Swans called it a day back in 1997 before reforming in 2010, from whence they have released a string of epic, dark and bleak albums culminating in this year's ‘The Glowing Man’, the final Swans release under this configuration. Concorde 2, Sat 8 Oct. SOLD OUT
“ Swans are not for the fainthearted ”
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> One of the most moving, gorgeous symphonies opens the orchestral classical season
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he most well known pieces of classical music are popular for a reason. Tchaikovsky's Symphony No.5 is a majestic work and a staple in the classical repertoire, but that doesn't mean it's garish or simple. The first movement is totally gorgeous, the colossal swathes of melodies strike the fine balance between hummable and meaningful. The slow introduction was intended to suggest “Total submission before fate” so the piece can be enjoyed on purely musical or more interpretative levels. Tchaikovsky's 5th should make for a rousing opening concert of Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra's season. The opening piece however will be Les Préludes (Symphonic Poem No. 3) by Franz Liszt. Les Préludes is arguably the first symphonic tone poem ever written, which normally means a single movement that evokes the idea of a poem, or indeed any other source. The piece is a little more delicate than one might expect of Liszt, and I always enjoy short orchestral pieces in concerts since they're easy to digest and wrap one's head around. They’re also closer to pop songs so might help to break through the classical divide and appeal to a wider audience. There will also be a somewhat rare chance to hear a lone viola rise above the orchestral tumult with William Walton's viola concerto. The piece will be performed by Ukrainian violist Andriy Viytovych, Principal Viola of the Orchestra of the Royal Opera House. Ticket prices vary widely, ranging from £12 to £37 and they are also half price for under 18s and students so it would certainly be an affordable, autumnal Sunday treat. Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Sun 9 October, 2.45pm, www.brightondome.org
“ The melodies
strike a fine balance between hummable and meaningful ”
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VICTORIA NANGLE > Wild and wonderful
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his week sees Worthing offering all kinds of comedy delights. Friday night welcomes Jimmy Carr to the Assembly Hall there, pulling together the best bits from nine soldout tours into one golden show – with some brand new material thrown in there to keep him on his toes. Widely acknowledged as a fantastic live performer and jokecrafter, this promises much guaranteed laughter from the sharp tongued gagmeister. Saturday night in Worthing offers a different kind of comedy show from funnyman magician Pete Firman. Being the goto man for television magic, as well as having a decade of live shows under his belt, his quick wit and quirky ideas have seen him become an international favourite. And if you’re looking ahead for something completely different, mark the recording of
popular podcast The Elis James and John Robins Experience in your diary. Banter, features and the knowledge someone else will be listening out for your laughter. Jimmy Carr: The Best Of, Ultimate, Gold, Greatest Hits Tour, Friday 7 October, Assembly Hall, Worthing, 8pm, £29 Pete Firman: Trix, Saturday 8 October, Connaught Studio, Worthing, 7.30pm, £17/15 The Elis James & John Robins Experience, Monday 17 October, Komedia, 7.30pm, £17.50
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Vitam Vendor 2 The Black Fields The Fighter 3 North Laine fet Lion Heart & Bongo Stand Up 4 the wolfgirl liberation The Company Of Wolves 5 Jaybee Cowboy Blues 6 Ghostbirds Little Scars 7 Jonny Loves House
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Wild Girl and Crazy Dog 10 Jinx Vs 50 cent Bond3 11 tenek Submission – Radio Edit 12 Vortex Generator Regenerate
> A creative medley not to miss
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aper assemblage, mythical bronze sculptures, expressive landscape paintings and seainspired ceramics… Be prepared for a creative overload (of the very best kind) when you visit Kellie Miller Arts for the gallery’s incredible autumn exhibition. Especially for this delightful South Lanes artspace, Julie Kuyath has been working hard for the past nine months on a collection of collages whose intricacy will amaze you. Gallery owner and curator Kellie is also welcoming Spanish artist Antonio Lopez Reche into the fold with a selection of figurative bronze sculptures, while gallery favourite Adela Powell has produced a stunning collection of sea inspired ceramics. Finally, don’t miss the fabulous paintings by Andy Waite, whose work generated such a stir here earlier this year. Until 17 October. www.artymagazines.com
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the system 15 the punkees valeri 16 This Is Massacre waiting for nothing 17 bucketjoy jaded 18 Thoughts Collide Julie Kuyath
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> Who is Quintessentially Jessica?
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essica KellgrenHayes presents Quintessentially Jessica, the show that makes learning Sign Language fun! In each episode you can learn British Sign Language whilst following Jessica's adventures though life: watch her try different jobs in Challenge Jessica, bake delicious sugargrainfree recipes in Jessica Bakes and laugh with her reactions to music videos without the music!
“ In each episode you can learn British Sign Language ” British Sign Language: Learn the basics of BSL, from colours, family members, or numbers… to more complex signs, like how to sign your way around a restaurant. Plus, at the end of each episode Jessica will sign a popular song: Sign Language has never been more fun to learn! Challenge Jessica: In each episode of the series Jessica KellgrenHayes tries a few different jobs, and finds out if she would be suitable for them. As a disabled person, Jessica is inspirational whilst also being entertaining. There’s nothing that can stop Jessica, with her determination, bubbly personality and witty intelligence. Jessica Bakes: Do you follow a sugar free diet? Maybe you are grain or gluten free? Why not try both! Jessica bakes delicious cupcakes, suitable for almost anyone. Quintessentially Jessica every Thursday at 4pm on Freeview 7 or 159 for Virgin Media / www.thelatest.co.uk 20 | LATEST 7
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Do you remember the sheer joy and excitement of Saturday Morning Pictures? Where heroes and villains and clowns and crooners, invariably in glorious black & white, would entertain you for hours and hours? Now those glorious days return and it's not just for Saturday mornings, it’s 7 days a week from 6am 4pm!
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TUESDAY 4 Another World Is Possible Latest TV, 4pm Another chance to catch the convention-challenging series from Belfast, opening with host Dr Birgit Schipps getting some serious face to face time with Professor Louise Malinder (left). Together they discuss the professor’s international work in the field of transitional justice, human rights and more.
The Forgotten Children ITV1, 9pm Around 88,000 refugee children are stranded in Europe. It’s staggering. This documentary meets seven children who have lost parents on the way to Europe, including 12- and 13year-old siblings who fled a government camp after violence, and now live in a tent in an abandoned Greek petrol station.
Killjoys Syfy, 9pm It’s the season finale and all three of our favourite killjoys are pushed to their limits and royally cheesed off. So much so that the team join forces with an old enemy in a desperate attempt to call a halt to the Level Six plan for The Quad. Will our rough and ready beaten up antiheroes save the day? Maybe.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Rose of Cimmaron (1952) 7.30 Stagecoach West 8.30 A Hill In Korea (1956) 10.10 The Seventh Veil (1945) 12.00pm Stranger In Town (1963) 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 The Flemish Farm (1943) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Another World Is Possible. See highlights. 4.30 Love That Car 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Noise Reel
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce music by Status Quo, Thin White Rope, Elton John, Dead or Alive, and others. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 The Rosies The Rosies have a chat with Ruthanne Garrett, about spirituality and growing up in a religious family. Jessica KellgrenHayes explains the Word of the Day: Reductive. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.30 Here I Come Tolu is being pressured to start dating again. 10.00 Kick Out The Jams 10.30 Tramshed Sessions Join Maddie Jones at Cardiff’s new venue, The Tramshed, for a series with up and coming singer songwriters. 11.00 DiTR Presents 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 Brodian's Basement 2.00 Digital Nation 2.30 Latest Homes Live 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Going Back Giving Back 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Pam makes a brave decision - but will she get what she hopes for? Ian opens up about his relationship with Jane, and Carmel and Donna get up to no good. 8.00 Holby City An accident in rehab sets back Fletch’s recovery, but it’s his attitude that proves the biggest obstacle. Can he beat the doom and gloom before pushing away those who are trying to help him? Isaac wants to impress Ric and Dom wants to impress Isaac, but when Dom sidelines his own success to help make Isaac look good they both wind up in trouble. 9.00 Ambulance 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Room 101 - Extra Storage Inspired by Hat Trick Productions’ original Room 101 series, this fastmoving game show meets talk show sees Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101. 11.25 The Truth About Meat Greengrocer Chris Bavin examines whether it is possible to keep meat in a diet and still remain healthy. 12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News
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6.45am Rip Off Britain 7.30 Thief Trackers 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics Conference Special 1.00 Coast 1.20 The Edge 2.05 Hi-de-Hi! 2.35 Yes, Prime Minister 3.05 To The Manor Born 3.30 Hidden Kingdoms 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball is joined by choreography queen Karen Hardy. 7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg In Israel, the Bikers visit the two and a half thousand year old archaeological remains of the world’s first poultry farm. 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo leaves Europe behind to take in the sights, smells and tastes of north Africa as he travels from the Mediterranean port of Tangier to the Berber city of Marrakech. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Tuesday At Conference Andrew Neil with highlights of the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham. 11.45 NFL This Week The NFL season. 12.35am Parkinson’s: The Funny Side 1.05 Sign Zone: The 80s With Dominic Sandbrook 2.05 Sign Zone: Scotland And The Battle For Britain 5.45 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Jai makes a confession. Paddy is upset that no one believes him. Charity dreads telling Cain her news. 7.30 Fishing Impossible Factual. This time, the boys are in Kenya in search of the Nile perch. To catch it, they will have to endure a boneshaking 500-kilometre drive to Lake Turkana, one of the best places to locate this giant river monster. The quest will take the trio across some of Kenya’s toughest terrain. 8.00 Parking Wars Documentary series following civil enforcement officers. This week, the programme visits Gravesend in Kent, where every day is a mixed bag including the school run, ranting residents, the local press and beat boxing. 9.00 The Forgotten Children See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 100 Year Old Drivers Rebooted Another look at some of the nation’s oldest drivers still on our roads. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Another investigation with the sleuthing scribe. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Nathan gets on the wrong side of Lisa when she overhears him talking about Rachel. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search for properties in Greater Manchester and Cheshire. 9.00 National Treasure Drama series following the story of a muchloved TV star who is faced with an accusation of historical sexual offences. Marie is thrown after an encounter with one of her husband Paul’s accusers and a bruising interview on her marriage by Paul’s barrister, Zoe. 10.00 Damned Bittersweet comedy series about a team of social workers. An unexpected outbreak of punctuality surprises the cluster teams at Elm Heath. 10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Lee Mack and Catherine Tate go up against Sean Lock and Miles Jupp. 11.35 Hunted Documentary series. 12.30am KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.00 Gillette World Sport 1.30 Triathlon: Long Course Weekend 1.55 GT Academy 2.25 The Supervet: Bionic Specials 3.20 Undercover Boss USA 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Location, Location, Location
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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Virtual Lies (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brody’s condition is stabilised but Nate warns his family that his leg might need to be amputated. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 House Doctor House Doctor Tracy Metro gives some advice to owner Sue who moved into her Christchurch home 19 years ago and hasn’t decorated since. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series following the vets and patients of Skeldale Veterinary Centre. 9.00 Eamonn And Ruth: How The Other Half Lives Documentary series with Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford, exploring the lavish and luxurious lifestyles of the super-rich. Eamonn and Ruth investigate the good and bad effects that having bucket loads of cash can have on your family. 10.00 Extraordinary People Documentary. 17-year-old Erick from Uganda has a rare tumour the size of his head, blocking him from eating, drinking or breathing. He flies 4,000 miles to London for a risky experimental procedure. 11.05 The Hotel Inspector Returns Documentary series. 12.05am Inside Broadmoor 1.00 SuperCasino 3.05 Love/Hate 4.00 Streets Of Rage: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 12.00am Police Ten 7 (x2)
7.00pm News 7.30 Brushing Up On... 8.00 The Himalayas - Natural World 9.00 Legends Of The Deep: Giant Squid 9.45 When Wrestling Was Golden 10.45 The Search For Modern Medicines 11.45 Hurricanes And Heatwaves 12.45am Gods And Monsters: Homer’s Odyssey 1.45 In Their Own Words
12.45pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Little Man (2006) 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.55am Two And A Half Men
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.00am Wycliffe 1.10 Law & Order: UK
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Body Fixers 10.00 Empire 11.00 First Dates Abroad 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)
9.40am Time Team 10.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.25pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.05 Shipping Wars UK 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Genevieve (1953) 12.50pm The Victors (1963) 3.55 Two Rode Together (1961) 6.20 Mud (2012) 8.55 Macbeth Interview Special 9.00 Iron Man 2 (2010) 11.25 Nymphomaniac: Volume II (2013) 1.50am Babette’s Feast (1987) 4.00 Teleshopping
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Age Of Ice (2014) 4.00 FILM: Avengers Grimm (2015) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Killjoys 10.00 FILM: Earthtastrophe (2016) 12.00am Killjoys 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager
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WEDNESDAY 5 The Great British Bake Off BBC1, 8pm More Bake Off dramas and mouth-watering delights for our screens. After last week’s botanical creations what will the hopeful amateur bakers pull out of the bag to impress Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood with this time? And how many of them will make their way into Mel and Sue’s stealthy picnic baskets?
A World Without Down’s Syndrome BBC2, 9pm Spurred by the proposed new screening test for Down’s syndrome and its possible availability on the NHS, Sally Phillips fronts this documentary exploring the ethics of deciding what kind of world we want and who will be in it. With key contributors and discussion.
Firefly Syfy, 6pm Shiny! Much loved by Joss Whedon fans, more grown up than Buffy and less showstopper-y than the Avengers films, this single series of space cowboys is a treat with every episode. Join Mal and the crew as they “aim to misbehave”, and deal with the fallout from their galactic galavanting.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Blind Corner (1965) 7.35 Stagecoach West 8.35 Castle Sinister (1947) 9.35 Moby Dick (1956) 11.50 Richard Diamond 12.20pm Dangerous Mission (1935) 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Literally Horrific 2.10 The Monkey's Paw (1948) 3.25 BFI: Terminus 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Rugby AM
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Heroes For Sale Exploring the geeky goings on in Liverpool and surrounding areas. 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. A look back at some F-Stop favourites from the first season. 10.00 StageUp Unplugged 10.30 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Rugby AM 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.30 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Going Back Giving Back 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off See highlights. 9.00 Our Girl Drama series with a military background. An explosive finale leaves Georgie wondering what the future holds for her. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 Ambulance 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 12.20 BBC News
6.45am Rip Off Britain 7.30 Thief Trackers 8.00 See Hear 8.30 The Hairy Builder 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Daily Politics Conference Special 1.00pm Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 Hidden Kingdoms 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and exclusive news. 7.00 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking Mary Berry draws on her wealth of cookery know-how to share a selection of her foolproof recipes. In the first programme, Mary cooks up five delicious dishes suitable for those special days when having people round for dinner. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide Tessa Dunlop and Neil Oliver present their insiders’ guide to our frontline shoreline - England’s south east. the shores for centuries. 9.00 A World Without Down’s Syndrome? See highlights. 10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Alan Carr introduces performances from Francesca Martinez and rising comedy star Nish Kumar. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Wednesday At Conference 11.45 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 12.45am Sign Zone: See Hear 1.15 Sign Zone: The Doctor Who Gave Up Drugs 2.15 Sign Zone: Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy 5.45 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity is delighted by Cain’s suggestion. 7.30 Coronation Street David falls under suspicion. Eileen smells a rat and goes after Vinny. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Game show in which celebrity couples battle it out to win the jackpot for their chosen charity by showing how well they know their other half. 9.00 DCI Banks Crime drama series. As Helen is forced to choose between career ambition and loyalty to her team, Banks must grapple with dark emotions if he is to discover the truth behind the attack on Annie. After being put on gardening leave, Banks operates for the first time on the other side of the law. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Wedding Surprises: Caught On Camera Second of two programmes featuring jaw-dropping clips that show what happens when wedding events go awry. 11.40 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade travels around the globe searching for fresh water monsters. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It is the day of the Little Starz talent show and Leah is in full-on diva mode. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages Penelope travels to North Yorkshire, England’s largest county, and the heart of a region that’s long been billed as ‘God’s own country’. 9.00 Grand Designs Property series. Tom and Danielle Raffield’s lifelong passion is steam-bending wood into extraordinary curvy shapes. They have decided to build a spectacular wavy wooden house in South Cornwall using this technique. 10.00 World Of Weird A look at outlandish and extraordinary people, situations and phenomena from around the world. 11.00 Undercover: Britain’s Abortion Extremists Dispatches investigates the anti-abortion movement in the UK. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson select their favourite bits from the 2014 series. 12.05am Music On 4: Four To The Floor 12.35 The Lie Detective 1.20 FILM: Beginners (2010) 3.00 Unreported World 3.30 Food Unwrapped 3.55 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Good Witch’s Destiny (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hunter is in the frame for the school computer system hack when it transpires that it was his own marks that were adjusted. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors: Out Of Control Action-packed observational documentary series. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! The High Court Enforcement Agents face angry tenants, bitter exhusbands and distraught landlords, including one case in which £45,000 is owed by a businessman to his exwife after a bitter break-up. 10.00 Undercover: Nailing The Fraudsters Paul Connolly investigates the world of dodgy claims management companies, uncovering a scam where so-called professionals misdiagnose hearing loss in a bid to receive payouts in the thousands. 11.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours. 12.05am On Benefits: Life On The Dole 1.00 SuperCasino 3.05 Love/Hate 4.00 Burglars & Break-Ins: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Futurama 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am A League Of Their Own
7.00pm News 7.30 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 8.00 King Alfred And The Anglo Saxons 9.00 Britain’s Lost Masterpieces 10.00 Rome: A History Of The Eternal City 11.00 Lost Kingdoms Of South America 12.00am Legends Of The Deep: Giant Squid 12.45 The Ships That Made The Commonwealth
12.45pm Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2)
12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 Man About The House 4.45 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 The Queen’s Garden 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Wire In The Blood 12.05am Wycliffe
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Containment 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am The Inbetweeners
9.40am Time Team 10.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.25pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.05 Shipping Wars UK 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
11.00am 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 12.40pm Destry (1955) 2.35 The Nebraskan (1953) 4.00 Donovan’s Reef (1963) 6.15 Seven Years In Tibet (1997) 8.55 Macbeth Interview Special 9.00 Macbeth (2015) 11.15 Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 1.25am The Player (1992) 4.00 Teleshopping
12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Category 5 (2014) 4.00 FILM: Iron Man: Rise Of Technovore (2013) 6.00 Firefly. See highlights. 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Hunters 10.00 FILM: Death Race 3: Inferno (2012) 12.10am Hunters 1.10 Star Trek: Voyager 2.10 Firefly
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THURSDAY 6 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm It’s back! And this is the episode to catch all of the self-serving but idiotic-sounding catchphrases start. The hopeful entrepreneurs in this extended job interview are given enough rope to hang themselves from the off with the first task leading us to already determine who’s an eejit and who’s got their head together.
The Fall BBC2, 9pm Crime drama set in Northern Ireland. So Gibson and Burns are in a heap of trouble for their conduct and handling of the case. When Spector’s name is released as the arrested suspect in the Belfast Strangler case, his family have to deal with the fall out, but will the medical team even be able to keep him alive?
The Incredible Story Of Marie Antoinette’s Watch With Nicholas Parsons BBC4, 9pm Nicholas Parsons’ interest in timepieces extends further than ‘pings’ at the end of 60 seconds on Just A Minute. He’s fascinated by them. And in particular the most famous and most valuable watch in the world – the socalled Marie-Antoinette. Cool.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Shop at Sly Corner (1946) 7.50 Stagecoach West 8.50 Out Of The West 9.00 Burnt Evidence (1954) 10.15 Dentist In The Chair (1960) 11.50 The Traitor (1957) 1.30pm Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Mr Peabody and the Mermaid (1948) 3.30 Richard Diamond (1957) 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 At Home At Hodsock 5.00 The Music Manual 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 9.00 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 10.00 Grass Roots Music The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland. 10.30 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge every month. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: She Crazy 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Albion Night 4.00 You Make It, We Show It! 4.30 Banterflix 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)
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6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Jane tries to get back to normal but soon gets knocked back. Ben hears some upsetting news and things continue to get worse. 8.00 Anne Robinson’s Britain Talking to the people who make the news. 9.00 The Apprentice See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball gives all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Simply Nigella Relaxed, inspiring and as mouthwatering as ever, Nigella Lawson’s latest series shows us that what and how we cook really can make us feel better and more alive. Nigella introduces us to recipes that are quick and calm. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Documentary series exploring bizarre and extraordinary natural events. 9.00 The Fall See highlights. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired The newly-fired candidate from The Apprentice receives a grilling in front of a studio audience. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Man Like Mobeen Comedy. The story of Mobeen Deen, a 27-yearold English Muslim trying to leave behind a life of crime in Birmingham after finding his faith. 11.25 Limbo Comedy pilot. Alice encounters some old schoolmates whose lives seem perfect. 11.50 A World Without Down’s Syndrome? Documentary. 12.50am Sign Zone: Panorama 1.50 Sign Zone: Conviction: Murder At The Station 5.45 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Moira is thrown by Cain’s plan. 7.30 Trump’s America - Will It Happen?: Tonight Robert Moore explores why many Americans feel so angry ahead of one of the most bitterly-fought and divisive presidential campaigns in history. 8.00 Emmerdale Dan demands the truth. Ross is thrown by Charity’s news. Marlon is insecure over Carly. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul meets abandoned stray spaniel Willow, who was found tied up to a tree outside Battersea’s Old Windsor site in a dreadful condition. 9.00 Paranoid Crime drama series. Alec has an unexpected visitor in hospital, while Linda, in Dusseldorf, has a breakthrough and starts to believe that Ruben Locana’s death was not an accident. And it’s a race against time as Bobby, Nina and Alec try to locate the mystery pages at the heart of the case. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery for the sleuthing scribe. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Trump’s America - Will It Happen?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Going Back Giving Back 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.45am Rip Off Britain 7.30 Thief Trackers 8.00 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 Hidden Kingdoms 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It!
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Eva lies to Liam about how much trouble they’re in. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series. In Devon, George meets Tabitha who is building a mobile juice bar, plus he visits the New Zealand island of Waiheke. 9.00 Hunted Documentary series following ten British citizens who are given fugitive status and go on the run in the UK. Six fugitives still remain at large and they are reaching out to friends for cash. Chief Peter Bleksley deploys tracking dogs and aerial drones to prevent any of the fugitives from winning a share of the £100,000 prize. 10.00 The Lie Detective Reality series in which human lie detector Dan Ribacoff brings together current couples, exes and hopeful singletons to find out the truth about their relationships. 10.50 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 11.55 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls 12.55am Undercover Boss USA 1.45 FILM: Ek Tha Tiger (2012) 4.05 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Crimes Of The Mind (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tension grows between Zac and Leah when his new job demands more and more of his personal time. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Tube: Going Underground Documentary series following the work of the staff who keep London’s underground train service running smoothly. Staff face some tricky customers who could bring the entire network to a halt. 8.00 On Benefits: And A Baby On The Way Documentary series about people living on welfare. 9.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours. Houseproud Terry hatches a plan to oust his party-loving neighbour. 10.00 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Documentary series peeling back the layers to expose star surgery disasters. Sophie Kasaei of ‘Geordie Shore’ fame decided to plump her pout after being offered cut-price filler. But her lips reacted to the unknown substance, causing them to swell.. 11.05 Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? Revisit Documentary series. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Cars That Made Britain Great 4.00 Ram Raid Britain: Caught On Camera 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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3.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Trollied 8.30 Trollied 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Hooten And The Lady 11.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 12.00am Tough Nuts: Australia’s Hardest Criminals
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 Railways: The Making Of A Nation 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 The Incredible Story Of Marie Antoinette’s Watch With Nicholas Parsons. See highlights. 10.00 China In Six Easy Pieces 11.00 Dissected: The Incredible Human Hand
1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.20 Totally You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Dating In The Dark 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x3) 1.05am Two And A Half Men
2.05pm Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Wycliffe (x2) 1.15am Law & Order: UK
3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.00 FILM: The Running Man (1987) 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)
9.40am Time Team 10.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.25pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.05 Shipping Wars UK 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 My Floating Home 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am North To Alaska (1960) 1.30pm For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943) 4.10 The Quiet Man (1952) 6.45 Evolution (2001) 8.50 Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children Interview Special 9.00 Transporter 2 (2005) 10.40 Kick-Ass 2 (2013) 12.45am Mother (2009) 3.25 Teleshopping
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Firefly 2.00 FILM: 2012: Ice Age (2011) 4.00 FILM: Icetastrophe (2014) 6.00 Firefly (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Bitten 10.00 FILM: Daylight’s End (2016) 1.00am Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Firefly (x2) 4.00 Quantum Leap (x2)
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FRIDAY 7 The Level ITV1, 9pm Things twist and turn like twisty turny things when you’re a good cop that’s done a bad thing. Nancy’s over a barrel, but she’s doing her best to wriggle free – despite the best efforts of the mole on the Force. When a new surveillance op covers a Newhaven garage, Nancy stumbles upon a second murder.
The Last Leg Channel 4, 10pm After having such a great time and making heaps of new best buds at the Paralympics Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are back turning their attention to the broader news stories of the week. New best pal Paralympian Jonnie Peacock joins the gang this week too, for more of that magic rapport.
Hooten And The Lady Sky1, 9pm Taking the rough – that’d be Hooten – and the smooth – that’d be The Lady – to the remote Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan in search of an ancient scroll, this artifact is such a doozie it’s reputed to have been written by Buddha himself. And of course, everyone en route is bound to help, right?
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Mr Kingstreet's War (1972) 7.50 Stagecoach West 8.50 Night Was Our Friend (1952) 10.05 Strongroom (1962) 11.40 Greed of William Hart (1950) 1.10pm It Could Be You 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Tawny Pipit (1944) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 The 1916 Easter Risin 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 Shardfest 2016
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Banterflix 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show, a commercial feature, with homes for sale and to let in the area, iconic buildings, local history, architecture and finance tips. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce music by Status Quo, Thin White Rope, Elton John, Dead or Alive, and others. 10.00 The 2ube 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am The Music Manual 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 The 2ube 4.00 Bowlegs 4.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz. 8.00 EastEnders It is the plea hearing for Paul’s killers, but will the residents see justice for Paul? Whitney prepares for her hen do. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. This episode’s guests are Rhod Gilbert, Jamie Laing, Tracy-Ann Oberman and Claudia Winkleman. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The satirical news quiz returns. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host and guest panellists. 9.30 Still Game Sitcom featuring characters from the comedy series Chewin’ the Fat. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are actor, producer and director Danny deVito, comedian and actress Miranda Hart, Jurassic Park star Sam Neill and comic John Bishop. 11.25 Josh Sitcom about flatmates. 11.55 The Apprentice 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News
6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking Mary Berry draws on her wealth of cookery know-how to share a selection of her foolproof recipes. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Mastermind Clever clogs. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. After months of nurturing the plants in his garden, Monty reaps a harvest of a different kind when he investigates how productive his bees have been at making honey. 9.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Joining host Jo Brand in the An Extra Slice studio are three celebrity Bake Off fans - double Olympic silver medalist Rebecca James, Crème de la Crème judge Cherish Finden and comedian Chris Addison. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock recent events with guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Sara Pascoe and John Robins. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme. 12.10am FILM: London River (2009) 1.30 Sign Zone: Question Time 2.30 Sign Zone: Alex Jones - Fertility & Me
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Kerry’s world falls apart. 7.30 Coronation Street David has Macca’s life in his hands. 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain This week, Liz Bonnin takes a canoe journey along the River Wye, which meanders along the border of England and Wales and offers up a wealth of wildlife. As it is midsummer, Liz tries to catch a glimpse of Britain’s most elusive and mysterious bird - the night jar. Ben Fogle heads to the Exmoor coast and the picturesque village of Porlock, where he samples the locally farmed oysters that are are making a comeback thanks to a local community scheme. 8.30 Coronation Street Can Nick talk some sense into David? Sarah and Gary grow closer. Tim and Steve cause havoc playing football. 9.00 The Level See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: American Pie (1999) Starring Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Eugene Levy, Mena Suvari, Natasha Lyonne, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, Seann William Scott. Raucous comedy. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Going Back Giving Back 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.45am Rip Off Britain 7.30 Thief Trackers 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 Ultimate Swarms 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It!
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Liam worries that his actions have put his family in danger. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Marcel Theroux and Daniel Bogado travel to India for a heart-warming report on new matchmaking schemes being set up by people with disabilities to help others like them find a husband or wife. 8.00 Jamie’s Super Food Series in which Jamie Oliver aims to enhance favourite family recipes with super food ingredients. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Lisbon Travel series with Richard Ayoade. Writer and comedian Adam Buxton joins Richard for a 48 hour trip to Lisbon. Adam and Richard visit a tinned-fish emporium, take the celebrated iron lift and listen to some fado, Lisbon’s version of the blues. 9.00 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg See highlights. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 12.10am World Of Weird 1.05 FILM: Multiplicity (1996) 3.05 Humans 4.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.00 Little Princess 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Yorkshire Vet 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Fatal Justice (1994) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac and Leah think that they missed an important stage in their relationship and decide to stop living together in order to recreate that early spark. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series presented by Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley, Ortis Deeley and Amy Williams. What are the greatest gadgets of all time? 8.00 The Cars That Made Britain Great Rufus Hound continues his guide through Britain’s proud motoring history, with the ultimate car for rural living, from the Land Rover Defender to the roomy and powerful Ford Granada. 9.00 Carry On Caravanning Lighthearted documentary series about people with a passion for caravans. 10.00 FILM: Killer Elite (2011) Starring Jason Statham, Clive Owen, Robert De Niro, Dominic Purcell. Action thriller based on true events. A former SAS agent tries to track down his mentor who has been kidnapped and agrees to a deadly mission to free him. 11.00 5 News 11.05 FILM: Killer Elite (2011) Bang! 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords: Revisited 4.00 Now That’s Funny! 4.50 HouseBusters 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x20 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 9.00 Hooten And The Lady. See highlights. 10.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.00am Zoo
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 9.00 The People’s History Of Pop 10.00 Classic Albums: The Wailers Catch A Fire 11.00 Island At The BBC 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1982 12.35 The People’s History Of Pop 1.35 Classic Albums: The Wailers - Catch A Fire
11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.35 Family Guy (x2) 12.35am American Dad!
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.25 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Wycliffe 12.15am Case Sensitive (x2)
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 Rush Hour 9.00 FILM: Die Hard 2 (1990) 11.25 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.25am First Dates Abroad
9.40am Time Team 10.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.25pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.05 Shipping Wars UK 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 FILM: Inglourious Basterds (2009) 12.00am Hitler’s Hunting Experiment 1.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Rio Grande (1950) 1.10pm Anastasia (1956) 3.15 Demetrius And The Gladiators (1954) 5.20 Comanche Station (1960) 6.50 The Land Girls (1998) 9.00 Ted (2012) 11.05 Colombiana (2011) 1.15am Sixteen Candles (1984) 3.10 Teleshopping
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Firefly (x2) 2.00 FILM: Crystal Skulls (2014) 4.00 FILM: 10.0 Earthquake (2014) 6.00 Firefly (x2) 8.00 FILM: Earthtastrophe (2016) 10.00 FILM: Death Proof (2007) 12.10am Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 1.10 Star Trek: Voyager 2.10 Firefly (x2) 4.10 Quantum Leap (x2)
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SATURDAY 8 NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 7.45pm What to do when the people in charge are the ones that are missing? Lummy. Mayor Hamilton and Special Agent Pride are kidnapped from their respective Mardi Gras parties and are held hostage by an unknown assailant. Well, it’s not like it’d be their old mate ‘Ted’ or something. Can the team get them in time?
Boy George’s 1970s: Save Me From Suburbia BBC1, 9.30pm Want to know how to make a Boy George? He reckons he knows the recipe, and it starts in the 1970s, with his musical, social and sexual awakening. With a backdrop of three-day weeks and glam rock, punk and disenfranchisement, George O’Dowd became Boy George.
FILM: The Mask ITV2, 7.55pm Way back in 1994, Jim Carrey burst onto our screens as Stanley Ipkiss in this action comedy caper, hot of the heels of his Ace Ventura success. Smokin’! Stanley comes into possession of a magical mask that transforms him into a superhero. Great, until a baddie covets the power. Plus this is Cameron Diaz’s film debut.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Brave Don't Cry (1952) 7.50 Life In Danger (1959) 9.05 The Sword of Monte Cristo (1951) 10.45 The Plough & The Stars (1936) 12.10pm The Flemish Farm (1943) 1.55 The Shillingbury Blowers (1979) 3.40 BFI: Lock Your Door 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Access All Areas 5.00 British Wrestling Weekly
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.00 Noise Reel 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.30 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 9.00 Kidz Time TV Comedy drama set behind the scenes on a live children's television show. 9.30 Kidz Time TV Comedy drama set behind the scenes on a live children's television show. 10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music. 10.30 The Bassment 11.00 QTube Brighton Pride 2016: Exclusive highlights of this summer's Pride from the parade to Preston Park. 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Scotland's City Safari 2.00 Access All Areas 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 Kidz Time TV 4.30 Kidz Time TV 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm Football Focus 12.30 Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Escape To The Continent 3.00 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: A Grand Day Out (1989) 3.20 FILM: Shrek The Third (2007) 4.45 Can’t Touch This 5.35 BBC News 5.45 South East Today 5.55 Pointless Celebrities 6.45 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrities pair up with professional dancers in this dancing competition. 8.50 The National Lottery: 5-Star Family Reunion Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where families in the UK play alongside their family around the world in the hope of winning thousands of pounds and a luxury five-star holiday reunion. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws, presented by Gaby Roslin, and a performance from the Shires, who also press the Lotton button. 9.40 Casualty Robyn’s plans are thwarted when Glen takes a turn for the worse, and Dylan’s clinical skills are put to the test. 10.30 BBC News 10.50 FILM: Iron Man 3 (2013) Starring Robert Downey Jr, Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce, Rebecca Hall, Jon Favreau, Ben Kingsley, James Badge Dale, William Sadler, Stephanie Szostak, Ty Simpkins, Paul Bettany. Super industrialist Tony Stark - and heavy metal crimefighter Iron Man - returns for a third time in the superhero series. Still tormented by his brush with death after aliens attacked New York City, Tony Stark has fallen far from the heroic Iron Man figure the public know and love. 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News
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6.30am FILM: They Flew Alone (1941) 8.10 FILM: Evening (2007) 10.00 Miniature Britain 11.00 Lost Land Of The Jaguar 12.00pm Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh And Easy Food 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Great British Menu 1.30 Great British Menu 2.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg 5.00 Gardeners’ World 6.00 Inside The Commons Four-part documentary series about the inner workings of the House of Commons. 7.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice It is dessert week in the Great British Bake Off tent and just six bakers remain. 7.30 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom. 8.00 A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley Lucy Worsley investigates the dark and revealing history of our curious relationship with killing. 9.00 Artsnight: Michael Palin Magazine arts show. Veteran broadcaster Michael Palin travels to north Wales to interview the legendary travel writer Jan Morris. Originally born as James Morris, Jan shot to fame as part of the team that successfully climbed Mount Everest in 1953. She spent the rest of the decade as a journalist travelling the world. In the 1960s, she turned her attention to writing books about cities and countries, before undergoing gender reassignment in 1972, a process chronicled in her autobiography Conundrum. 9.30 Boy George’s 1970s: Save Me From Suburbia See highlights. 10.35 FILM: Cabaret (1972) Starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York, Helmut Griem, Joel Grey, Marisa Berenson, Fritz Wepper. Bob Fosse’s awardwinning musical, set in 1930s Berlin. 12.30am FILM: Marnie (1964)
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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s televisions 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Super 4 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 Judge Rinder 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 Tipping Point 1.30 The Chase 2.30 The X Factor: Judges’ Houses 4.00 ITV News Meridian 4.15 ITV News & Weather 4.30 World Cup Qualifier Live: England V Malta 7.15 ITV News; Weather 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates more funny home videos filmed by viewers on their smartphones, drones and dash cams. A speedboat soaks one toddler while another is in need of an exorcist, and a dog relieves himself on a smartphone 8.00 The X Factor 10.00 Newzoids More from the topical puppet animation sketch show with its all-star cast. Poking fun at celebs, politicians and sports personalities - no one is safe! Featuring the voices of top impressionists Jon Culshaw, Debra Stephenson, Lewis Macleod and Simon Greenall. 10.30 The Jonathan Ross Show This week, Jonathan welcomes Strictly Come Dancing’s Darcey Bussell, comedian Jack Whitehall, star of Whiplash and Fantastic Four Miles Teller, award-winning comedian Alan Carr and chart-topping band Years and Years who give a live performance in the studio. 11.30 World Cup Qualifier Highlights Under-21 boss Gareth Southgate takes the reins for the first home game of the World Cup qualifying campaign against Malta after the sudden departure of Sam Allardyce. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
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6.05am Gillette World Sport 6.35 GT Academy 7.05 Triathlon: VitoriaGasteiz 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Simpsons 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 12.30pm Formula 1: Japanese Grand Qualifying 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.30 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Grand Designs Property series. Tom and Danielle Raffield’s lifelong passion is steam-bending wood into extraordinary curvy shapes. They have decided to build a spectacular wavy wooden house in South Cornwall using this technique. 8.00 Walking Through Time Palaeontologist Dr Tori Herridge explores Britain’s history. The Jurassic Coast of Devon and Dorset is one of Britain’s great natural treasures and a World Heritage Site, but how did it come to be? 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Guests include David Walliams and Jessica Hynes, who go up against Jon Richardson and Rhod Gilbert. Sam Simmons joins Countdown’s resident lexicographer Susie Dent. 10.00 FILM: The Inbetweeners 2 (2014) Starring Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas, Emily Berrington, Freddie Stroma, David Field, Belinda Stewart-Wilson. Hijinks ensue when the uncouth youths reunite in Australia in this second spin-off from the much loved sitcom. 12.00am FILM: Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 2.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Location, Location, Location
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6.00 – 8.55am Children’s television 8.55 Shimmer & Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11.00 FIA Formula E: Season Preview 12.00pm Police Interceptors 12.55 Police Interceptors 1.55 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords: Revisited 2.55 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 3.55 5 News Weekend 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 5.55 5 News Weekend 6.00 The NCIS Movie: Enemies Exposed Feature-length screening of the American crime drama series. Security is breached at an NCIS conference where the team have been assigned to protect the Mossad delegation, including Ziva’s estranged father Eli. 7.45 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights. 8.40 NCIS: New Orleans Crime drama series. The team are called in when a lone terrorist’s plan to go on a killing spree on a train is thwarted by a passenger who has subsequently disappeared. 9.35 Gotham Drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City. Gordon and Bullock are on the trail of a vigilante who takes the law into his own hands by attaching people of dubious morals to huge weather balloons, then letting them float off into oblivion. 10.25 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. 11.30 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Hotel Inspector 4.00 The Hotel Inspector 4.50 Wildlife SOS 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm The F1 Show 12.30 Futurama (x5) 3.00 Modern Family (x5) 5.30 The Bachelor King 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Football’s Funniest Moments 1.00 The Last Ship
7.00pm Lost Kingdoms Of South America 8.00 Scotland’s Vital Spark: The Clyde Puffer 9.00 Beck: The Last Day 10.30 It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll: Rock ‘n’ Roll At The BBC 11.30 Totally British: 70s Rock ‘n’ Roll (x2) 1.30am Top Of The Pops: 1982 2.05 It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll: Rock ‘n’ Roll At The BBC
2.15pm FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 4.00 FILM: The Flintstones (1994) 5.50 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 7.55 FILM: The Mask (1994). See highlights. 10.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.30 Celebrity Juice 11.20 Family Guy (x3) 12.45am American Dad!
9.10am The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 10.15 FILM: Carry On Again, Doctor (1969) 12.05pm Columbo: Short Fuse 1.40 Inspector Morse 4.00 Midsomer Murders 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Lewis 1.00am You’re Only Young Twice (x2)
9.15am FILM: Postman Pat: The Movie (2014) 11.00 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 11.05 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 12.05pm Baby Daddy (x2) 1.00 The Goldbergs (x6) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x10) 9.00 FILM: Contraband (2012) 11.10 Gogglebox (x2) 1.15am Rude Tube (x2) 3.15 Gogglebox
1.30pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 6.55 1066: The Lost Battlefield: A Time Team Special 8.00 Hitler: The Rise And Fall 9.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 10.00 Queen Victoria And The Crippled Kaiser 11.10 Queen Victoria’s Last Love 12.15am 24 Hours In A&E
11.00am Man In The Saddle (1951) 1.00pm Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) 2.50 The Train (1964) 5.25 Vice Versa (1988) 7.20 Vehicle 19 (2013) 9.00 Pitch Perfect (2012) 11.10 The Final Destination (2009) 12.45am Lesson Of The Evil (2012) 3.25 Teleshopping
1.00pm FILM: Avengers Grimm (2015) 3.00 FILM: Category 5 (2014) 5.00 FILM: Iron Man: Rise Of Technovore (2013) 6.50 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 9.00 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 11.30 FILM: Knights Of Badassdom (2013) 1.20am FILM: Summer Shark Attack
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SUNDAY 9 Quintessentially Jessica Latest TV, 8.30pm Joining Jessica Kellgren-Hayes as she continues to make learning sign language fun. Tonight she’s joined by Jason, and together they react to music videos – without the music. Which could be open to all kinds of interpretations. Jess accepts the challenges of becoming a graffiti artist and a barista.
Sir Chris Hoy: 200mph At Le Mans BBC2, 9pm Not content with winning several Olympic medals, Sir Chris Hoy actually had another childhood dream – to compete in the world’s toughest endurance motor race, which would be Le Mans 24 Hours. And if those medals have taught us nothing, it’s that he is a determined soul.
Gypsy: Live From The Savoy BBC4, 8pm Another chance to catch the award-winning production of Stephen Sondheim’s musical biography of Gypsy Rose Lee. From vaudeville childhood roots, the uber stage mom, to becoming the huge star of burlesque she became known as. Starring Imelda Staunton, and with some cracking tunes.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Final Test (1954) 7.50 End of the Line (1957) 9.10 Death Goes To School (1953) 10.25 Richard Diamond 11.00 Smokescreen (1964) 12.30pm Breaking Point (1961) 1.40 The Long Duel (1967) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Easy Riders 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Under The Radar
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow 7.00 Latets Homes Live 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton take a look at animations from Brighton Youth Film Festival. 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica See highlights. 9.00 Shaun's People Brand new magazine show, as Shaun Troke talks to a mix of people about what's happening in the real world, the celebrity world, current affairs, and a whole host of others. 9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras go behind the scenes to find out what it takes to keep the customers satisfied at a top local hotel and restaurant Harts. 10.00 Sounding Out This episode features Courtney Pine. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 The Music Manual 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Shaun's People 2.00 A Day In The Life 2.30 Beyond The Rainbow 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Best of Brighton Lights (x2)
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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.00 Escape To The Country 2.45 Points Of View 3.00 The Great British Bake Off 4.00 Lifeline 4.10 Songs Of Praise - The Big Sing 4.50 Animal Babies 5.50 BBC News 6.05 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile The team look at how rivers and waterways have shaped our landscape. 7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Results from the latest round of the celebrity ballroom dancing competition. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team pay a return visit to the magnificent Broughton Castle near Banbury in Oxfordshire. Objects exciting the team include two very large portraits depicting servants who worked at the castle in the 18th century, which art expert Philip Mould says are rare and sociologically highly significant. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s, based on the novels by Winston Graham. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Room 101 Extra Storage A public figure reveals the things that he/she hates most. 11.10 FILM: War Of The Worlds (2005) Starring Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Otto, Justin Chatwin, Tim Robbins. Science fiction remake of the 1953 adaptation of HG Wells’s classic novel about a dock worker’s fight to get his children to safety when merciless aliens attack Earth. 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News
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6.30am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.15 Glorious Gardens From Above 8.00 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Countryfile 10.00 The Beechgrove Garden 10.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12.00pm Food & Drink 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Great British Menu 1.30 Great British Menu 2.00 Madagascar, Lemurs And Spies Natural World 3.00 Heir Hunters 4.00 Flog It! 5.00 Rugby League: Super League Grand Final Highlights 6.00 Modern Times: 24 Hour Parcel People Documentary series about life in contemporary Britain. 7.00 Ireland With Simon Reeve Simon Reeve sets out on an epic journey around the island of Ireland. 8.00 Wild West - America’s Great Frontier Discover the amazing ways nature has found to survive in the extremely testing land of the wild west. This legendary land of red rocks and vast canyons, outlaws and gunslingers is a brutally tough place to live. 9.00 Sir Chris Hoy: 200mph At Le Mans See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Begin Again (2013) Starring Keira Knightley, Mark Ruffalo, Hailee Steinfeld, Catherine Keener, Adam Levine, James Corden. US drama. When the former CEO of a music company sees a performance by the talented singer songwriter Gretta, they start to cooperate. 11.40 FILM: Wonder Boys (2000) Starring Michael Douglas, Tobey Maguire, Frances McDormand, Katie Holmes, Robert Downey Jr. Comic drama about a professor suffering from writer’s block while trying to deal with the pressures of his complex love life and his troubled students’ assorted problems. 1.25am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.20 Sign Zone: Holby City 5.45 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama
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6.00 – 6.35am Children’s television 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Sooty 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Super 4 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Best Walks With A View With Julia Bradbury 11.30 Chopping Block 12.30pm ITV News 12.40 The X Factor 2.40 Midsomer Murders 4.40 Victoria 5.40 Doc Martin 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh is the host as four celebrities try to pit their knowledge against one of the finest brains. Have actor Nigel Havers, TV Presenter Melinda Messenger, actress Michelle Hardwick and comedian Dave Gorman got what it takes? 8.00 The X Factor Results 9.00 Victoria Eight-part drama series about the early reign of Queen Victoria. A heavily pregnant Victoria attempts to preserve her independence at all costs - until a threat to her life leaves her in fear. She clashes with the overlyprotective Albert as she fights to puts her country and people before her own personal needs. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Peston On Sunday Political magazine show featuring a mix of big political interviews, topical guests, authors and a bit of satire. Join the conversation live on Sunday mornings. 11.20 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the best of the action from round six of the Aviva Premiership season. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.00am Shipping Wars 6.20 Motor Sport: Ginetta GT5 Challenge 6.45 Triathlon: Stoke-on-Trent European City Of Sport Triathlon 2016 7.40 Frasier 8.30 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30 Formula 1: Japanese Grand Qualifying 3.30 The Simpsons 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.30 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series about the world of high-end pawnbroking. Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James gets an enquiry about a passenger jet simulator. 8.00 Speed With Guy Martin The inside story of daredevil Guy Martin’s fastest and most dangerous speed challenge to date: his recent attempt to become the fastest man on two wheels and break the motorcycle land speed record. 9.00 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls As part of the 2016 Stand Up To Cancer campaign, Bear Grylls abandons ten celebrities on an uninhabited island in the Pacific. After days of infighting, the celebrities look to make peace and take the day off. 10.00 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 11.05 FILM: Predators (2010) Starring Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins, Danny Trejo. Sci-fi sequel. 1.05am Travel Man: 48 Hours In Barcelona 1.35 Trump V Clinton Live: US Presidential Debate 3.45 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 4.05 The Tiny Tots Talent Agency 5.00 Location, Location, Location 5.55 3rd Rock From The Sun
Channel Five
6.00am Milkshake Monkey 6.05 Milkshake! Bop Box 6.10 Peppa Pig 6.15 Angelina Ballerina 6.25 Bob The Builder 6.40 Wanda And The Alien 6.50 Zack And Quack 7.00 Pets 7.05 Fireman Sam 7.20 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 FIA Formula E Live: Hong Kong 9.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 10.30 The Gadget Show 11.30 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 11.55 The Hotel Inspector 12.55pm The Hotel Inspector 1.50 The Hotel Inspector 2.50 FILM: Disney’s Hercules (1997) 4.35 FILM: Disney’s Robin Hood (1973) 6.15 Now That’s Funny! Familyfriendly comedy clip show featuring user-generated video content. 7.05 Penn & Teller: Fool Us In Vegas Entertaining magic competition hosted by Jonathan Ross. Scott & Puck bend metal, Eric Jones does a coin trick, Mark Calabrese throws 51 decks of cards into the woodchipper, and Paul Vigil bends Penn’s mind. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Parker (2013) Starring Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Wendell Pierce. Action thriller. A professional thief with his own code of ethics is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to find those responsible and exact revenge with the help of an attractive but unlikely ally. 10.00 5 News Weekend 10.05 FILM: Parker (2013) Bang! Crash! Coo! 11.20 FILM: Safe (2012) Starring Jason Statham, Catherine Chan, Robert John Burke, James Hong. Action movie. 1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Raw Recruits: Squaddies At 16 4.00 Mobs & Yobs: Caught On Camera 4.50 Nick’s Quest 5.15 Nick’s Quest 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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2.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 3.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 4.00 Micro Monsters With David Attenborough (x2) 5.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Skies 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am Stop Search Seize
7.00pm In Their Own Words: 20th Century Composers 8.00 Gypsy: Live From The Savoy Theatre. See highlights. 10.15 Darcey Bussell Dances Hollywood 11.45 Tales From The Royal Bedchamber 12.45am Light And Dark 1.45 Impact! A Horizon Guide To Plane Crashes
11.00am Coronation Street Omnibus 1.25pm Catchphrase 2.10 You’ve Been Framed! 2.40 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) 3.40 4.50 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 6.50 FILM: Paranoia (2013) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.50am The Cleveland Show (x2)
10.10am The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 12.25pm Rosemary And Thyme (x2) 2.25 Columbo: Suitable For Framing 4.10 FILM: Carry On At Your Convenience (1971) 6.00 Rosemary And Thyme 7.00 Lewis 9.00 It’ll Be Alright On The Night 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.05am Wire In The Blood (x2) 1.55 A Touch Of Frost
10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Come Dine With Me: Made In Chelsea Special 2.40 FILM: Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012) 4.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 4.30 The Goldbergs (x3) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Shallow Hal (2001) 11.15 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 12.20am The Inbetweeners (x2)
9.50am Come Dine With Me (x5) 12.30pm Location, Location, Location 1.35 Homes By The Sea 2.35 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Nazi Olympics 9.00 Hitler: The Rise And Fall 10.00 Father Ted 10.35 Father Ted 11.05 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything 12.45am 24 Hours In A&E
11.00am Hell Below Zero (1954) 1.00pm Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 2.35 Evolution (2001) 4.35 St Trinian’s 2: The Legend Of Fritton’s Gold (2009) 6.40 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 9.00 Iron Man 2 (2010) 11.25 Arbitrage (2012) 1.35am Hitchcock/Truffaut 3.20 Teleshopping
11.00am FILM: Crystal Skulls (2014) 12.50pm FILM: Icetastrophe (2014) 2.40 FILM: Category 5 (2014) 4.30 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 7.00 FILM: Earthtastrophe (2016) 9.00 FILM: Daylight’s End (2016) 11.00 FILM: Death Proof (2007) 1.10am FILM: Planet Of The Sharks (2016) 3.00 Fact Or Faked
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MONDAY 10 Britain’s Wealth Gap: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm The wealth gap between the young and the old is a tricky fact. Spectator Editor Fraser Nelson digs deeper into the causes, speaking to leading politicians and hearing fears from those in the know that older voters have been bought at the expense of the young.
Derren Brown: Miracle Channel 4, 9pm More stuff that isn’t magic, but is the closest you can get to magic under the guise of ‘illusion’. Derren Brown combines psychological illusion with excellent stagecraft as he performs his latest show on stage in London. Expect plenty of sleight of hand and overcoming fears.
The Great Butterfly Adventure: Africa To Britain With The Painted Lady BBC4, 9pm Presenter Martha Kearney and entomologist Dr James Logan join forces using groundbreaking techniques to follow the longest butterfly migration on Earth. Having fascinated scientists, artists, and nature lovers, the mystery is finally unravelled.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am BFI: Riding High (1939) 7.30 Stagecoach West 8.30 Tom Brown's Schooldays (1951) 10.20 Sister Kenny (1946) 12.30pm BFI: The Salvage Gang (1958) 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 The Fast Lady (1963) 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. We kick off with Worthing vs Folkstone Invicta. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain. 9.00 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen 10.00 Slime House TV 10.45 Osaro: New Music Alert 11.00 Scouse Pop 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Osaro: New Music Alert 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Inside Out An investigation of illegal cockle picking on the south coast. And Brighton hip-hop duo Rizzle Kicks help the NHS campaign for better mental health. 8.00 EastEnders Pam gives some words of encouragement to Ben about his future. Kim pushes Denise to face reality. 8.30 BHS: How Did It Happen? Panorama 9.00 Reggie Yates: Life And Death In Chicago 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Nick Clegg and panellist Kevin Bridges. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most, featuring trademark Norton comedy monologues, celebrity chat, eccentric stories and characters. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball says farewell to the latest couple to be eliminated from the competition. 7.00 Simply Nigella Nigella introduces her favourite recipes for sharing with family and friends. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 University Challenge It is the last of the first-round matches when the students of the University of Glasgow fight it out against the University of East London. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz. 9.00 The Victorian Slum In the heart of the modern East End of London, a Victorian slum has been recreated and a group of 21st-century people are moving in. Michael Mosley joins them to tell the extraordinary story of how the Victorian East End changed our attitude to poverty forever. 10.00 Morgana Robinson’s The Agency Comedy vehicle showcasing the dazzling impersonations of Morgana Robinson. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.15 Sir Chris Hoy: 200mph At Le Mans 12.15am Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 1.15 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Ross confronts James. 7.30 Coronation Street Steve has devastating news for Michelle. 8.00 Gino’s Hidden Italy Gino D’Acampo is back for a fourth series in the Italian sunshine. This time he explores Italy as the locals know it, meeting the people who keep age-old traditions alive and admiring the beautiful scenery. 8.30 Coronation Street Leanne puts the pressure on Steve. Sarah fumes at Gary’s betrayal. Gail is bemused by David’s behaviour. 9.00 Cold Feet Comedy-drama series. Karen’s plan to go it alone pays off in more ways than one when a handsome young entrepreneur makes her an offer she cannot refuse. Pete’s world falls apart when daughter Chloe rejects him. Already on the edge, could this tip him over? 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 Regional News; Weather 10.35 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Agenda ITV News at Ten presenter Tom Bradby hosts a series of talk shows looking at the big issues of the week. 11.25 The Jonathan Ross Show 12.25am Newzoids 12.50 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Going Back Giving Back 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.45am Rip Off Britain 7.30 Thief Trackers 8.00 Ingenious Animals 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 Wonders Of The Monsoon 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It!
Channel 4
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.20am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks TV stardom beckons for Leah, but chaos ensues when the adults can’t behave themselves. Will Ste manage to keep his cool? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Anita’s Story: Stand Up To Cancer Short film. 8.00 Britain’s Wealth Gap: Channel 4 Dispatches See highlights. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt reveal more secrets of the food that we eat. Matt heads to Italy to find out how supermarkets can sell pesto at an affordable price when the traditional ingredients are expensive. 9.00 Derren Brown: Miracle See highlights. 10.35 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Will sparks fly when 38-year-old teacher and selfconfessed cougar Marie returns to the restaurant for a date with 32year-old lighting technician Adrian? 11.40 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday Spin-off reality series. 12.40am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.25 Grand Designs Australia 3.20 SuperScrimpers: Summer Savings 4.10 The Tiny Tots Talent Agency 5.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Channel Five
6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: When Calls The Heart: New Year’s Wish (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Evelyn continues to spiral in her grief for Oscar, putting her and Mason’s lives in danger. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Aircrash: Disaster Over New York Documentary. On 12th November 2001, New Yorkers, still traumatised from the events of 9/11 two months before, watched in horror as American Airlines Flight 587 fell out of the sky onto a densely populated part of the city shortly after take-off from JFK. 8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary.. 9.00 Raw Recruits: Squaddies At 16 Documentary series. The raw recruits of 19 Platoon continue their Army Phase 1 training, travelling to Catterick to spend three days and two nights out in the open, an exercise that will test their stamina and endurance. 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of Britain’s High Court enforcement agents as they deal with people who have fallen into debt. 11.05 FILM: Layer Cake (2004) Starring Daniel Craig, Michael Gambon, Tom Hardy, Jamie Foreman. Sharp-edged crime thriller. 1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Violent Assault: Caught On Camera 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 10.00 Freddie Fries Again 11.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.00am The Force: Essex
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 8.00 British Gardens In Time 9.00 The Great Butterfly Adventure: Africa To Britain With The Painted Lady. See highlights. 10.30 The Victorians 11.30 The First World War 12.20am The Somme: Secret Tunnel Wars
1.45pm Ellen Degeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 American Dad! (x2) 10.55 Family Guy 11.25 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.25am FILM: American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006)
2.05pm Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Britain’s Busiest Airport - Heathrow 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am Law & Order: UK (x2)
3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Drifters 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Rude Tube
9.25am Time Team 10.25 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Lakes: Walking Through History 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 10.00 Million Pound Properties 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am The Victors (1963) 2.05pm Two Rode Together (1961) 4.20 Rio Grande (1950) 6.25 Battleship (2012) 9.00 A Most Wanted Man (2014) 11.25 Kick-Ass 2 (2013) 1.30am Heli (2013) 3.40 Teleshopping
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Firefly (x2) 2.00 FILM: Icetastrophe (2014) 4.00 FILM: Merlin And The War Of The Dragons (2008) 6.00 Firefly (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 FILM: The Mist (2007) 11.30 FILM: Knights Of Badassdom (2013) 1.20am Firefly (x2) 3.20 Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil
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