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BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S

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LEN GOLDMAN’S CENTURY The 100 year old Brighton author tells it how it is and was!

DOGGY TALES/ONLY IN BRIGHTON/ ABOUT A BOY National Black Dog Day; Hugs and parkour; Jake ruefully hails the sansdaytime commute

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The classic tale of Holly Golightly written by Truman Capote comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton

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Charmaine Davies supports International Animal Rescue; MC Buzz shares his Hip Hop Heralds

NANGLE NATTERS/YAK YAK YAK Nangle and the schedule that allows for dancing and haggis; Andrew Kay’s alternative Halloween

HENRY NORMAL INTERVIEW From Baby Cow Productions to poetry...

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01273 818150 > The 100 year old Brighton author tells it how it is and was!

t stood there resplendent in all its glory, Proudly reflecting a seaside’s great story. The surging water beneath it glistened As it told that story and the whole world listened. That was back in the Twenties when I was a lad. Patrolling its floorboards I was carefree and glad. I passed by the dancehall and then on to the games, Where I chanced some scarce pennies, but can’t remember the names. At Christmas the theatre’s pantomime beckoned; A most welcome seasonal treat I reckoned. In summer the pierrots pranced in their show. There was always somewhere exciting to go. We were also aware of the sea at the end, Where I gazed at the anglers when I went with a friend And I’ll never forget the diver, with her feats so fantastic, Whose Amazonian form seemed made of elastic. The steamers to France that left the pier behind Are another impression that sticks in my mind. I couldn’t aﬀord to board them, of course. My pleasures came from a diﬀerent source. Yes, the real reason we bothered I’ve kept out of view. Just read on and I’ll uncover the secret for you. Called the Little Stockbroker, where those who knew how Could extract pocket money – a virtual milch cow. To the ordinary punter a straightforward gamble, Whose innermost secrets they could never unscramble. But we “sharks”, as we called ourselves, we knew the score, We knew how to milk them for spondoolicks galore. So that, then, was our pier. Alas, on the morrow, I returned to a ruin – my heart filled with sorrow. But the bright side, of course, is the i 3. 6. 0, Which the BA has sponsored – so let’s give it a go! My Beloved West Pier By Len Goldman 4 | LATEST 7

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DOGGY TALES > National Black Dog Day

id you know that it was Black Dog Day, on October 1st? The day was established in order to highlight the plight of black dogs (and cats) in rescue centres, who are less likely to be rehomed than their multicoloured counterparts. Many people choose not to adopt them for superstitious reasons surrounding their ‘unlucky’ colour. Raystede Animal Welfare Centre currently have three beautiful black dogs, who are in desperate need of forever homes, can you help? Murray: My name is Murray and I am a handsome 16 month old male Lurcher. I have plenty of energy and also enjoy a fuss. I need commitment to training and could live with older children but not cats. I am generally social with most dogs, but do need some training. Please research my breed type. Blue and Laddy: We are two LARGE male, five year old labradors. I'm Laddie (left) and my best friend is Blue (right). He is slightly bigger than me. We are fun excitable and boisterous boys who need an experienced home, as we are very bright and eager to learn. Children need to be older and used to dogs. (Not cat tested.)

To adopt contact: www.raystede.org, 01825 840252

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> Hugs and parkour

> Darkness at the end of the tunnel

ohn Bigzee Biggs, amateur photographer, captured this perfect Only in Brighton moment on the seafront recently. The cuddling couple are totally oblivious to the fact that some hardcore parkour is taking place behind their public display of aﬀection, ain’t love grand?

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o that time of year is back again. Your morning alarm can barely conceal its relish as it ruthlessly jolts you out of your comatose nirvana. There must be some mistake... it’s still dark. No mistake my friend. The darkness is back. Already. This is your life until March. It really is beyond my descriptive power to convey how horrible and unnatural it is to wake up in darkness. To travel on creaking public transport services in darkness. To leave work in darkness. All the while silly listicles appear online entitled “10 things successful people do in the morning”, chief among which is usually waking up at 3:45 am because, according to Rex Narcissus, CEO of Whocarescorp: "Things just appear so much clearer at that time of day." I’m delighted for you, Rex. But not everyone can be CEO of a corporation. Unfortunately in this country, normal is being paid slightly less than your cost of living and being sad on dark trains. That's clearly really dumb. I don't know what the solution is, but it's definitely not this. One day someone will have an idea that will make us kick ourselves for not thinking of it sooner – we were probably too tired. Whatever it is, I cannot wait. LATEST 7 | 5

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BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S. TOP PRICE TICKETS TO BE WON Your chance to win a pair of tickets to the Opening Night of Breakfast at Tiﬀany’s at Theatre Royal Brighton. This sparkling production stars Georgia May Foote (Strictly Come Dancing, Coronation Street, This Is England ’86 and Grange Hill) as Holly Golightly. Based on Truman Capote’s beloved masterwork, Breakfast at Tiﬀany’s is set in New York in 1943. Fred, a young writer from Louisiana, meets Holly Golightly, a charming, vivacious and utterly elusive good time girl. Everyone falls in love with Holly – including Fred. But Fred is poor, and Holly’s other suitors include a playboy millionaire and the future president of Brazil. As war rages on in Europe, Holly begins to fall in love with Fred – just as her past catches up with her.

For your chance to win, tell us: Breakfast at Tiﬀany’s is set in:

A Rome B New York C Paris Email competitions@thelatest.co.uk to be in with a chance of winning. COMPETITION CLOSES Thursday 21st OCTOBER at midnight, the competition will be drawn and the winner informed on Friday 22nd October. Tue 25 – Sat 29 Oct | Eves 7.45pm | Wed, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm The prize is valid for Tuesday 25 October at 7.45pm. T&Cs apply

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BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S > Breakfast at Tiﬀany’s, the classic tale of Holly Golightly written by Truman Capote comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton

emorably portrayed by Audrey Hepburn in the iconic 1961 film, Breakfast at Tiﬀany’s is given a new lease of life as a stage play with music in a sparkling, sophisticated production starring Georgia May Foote as Holly Golightly. The production visits Theatre Royal Brighton for a week from Tuesday 25 to Saturday 29 October. There will be an additional weekday matinée on Wednesday as well as the regular Thursday and Saturday matinées, in expectation of high demand. Georgia was runner up in last year’s Strictly Come Dancing. Her TV acting roles include Katy Armstrong in Coronation Street, Gemma in This Is England ’86 and Alison Simmons in Grange Hill. Truman Capote’s classic novella has been adapted for the stage by Pulitzer Prize finalist and Tony and Olivier Awardwinning playwright Richard Greenberg (Take Me Out, Three Days of Rain), and contains memorable songs from the era as well as original music by Grant Olding (One Man, Two Guvnors). Based on Truman Capote’s beloved masterwork, Breakfast at Tiﬀany’s is set in New York in 1943. Fred, a young writer from Louisiana, meets Holly Golightly, a charming, vivacious and utterly elusive good time girl. Everyone falls in love with Holly – including Fred. But Fred is poor, and Holly’s other suitors include a playboy millionaire and the future president of Brazil. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

As war rages on in Europe, Holly begins to fall in love with Fred – just as her past catches up with her. Director of Breakfast at Tiﬀany’s, Nikolai Foster, said of the casting of Georgia May Foote, "We are all thrilled Georgia is joining the Breakfast at Tiﬀany's team. It's hugely inspiring for all of us to be working with actors who are perfectly suited to the role and will help encourage new generations of theatregoers to share Capote's beautiful story." Do not miss this stylish production, which includes memorable songs from the era – it will be sure to capture your heart.

Tuesday 25 – Saturday 29 Oct Eves 7.45pm Wed, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply) LATEST 7 | 7

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@CharmieD Electro beats & the Sugar Hill Gang Afrika Bambaataa a Grandmaster Flash planet rock to the message the sound started to span all ova the world as scientists they scanned... Run D.M.C, Beastie Boys, Tone Lōc & Roxanne Shanté make way for the heroes of the day... Big Daddy Kane K.R.S 1 & << cool 5. Kool here fab The Sugar Hill Gang five freedom & the crew rock steady have been swot a few of the people who got the sound ready for E.P.M.D. Eric B. & Rakim, B.D.P & Public Enemy, 3rd Base, Kid & Play, 5A224, Jeﬀ & the Fresh Prince... Float lye a butterfly sting like a bee... Love & respect to a true king Muhammad Ali. The sound has moved thro decades in its essence & infinity from country to country to any limits the limits beat never ending and limitless & immortal magnificently... To the stars above with love hip hop sounds but the clouds they bust with the hip hop sounds....

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> International Animal Rescue

t this time of year I always make time to do a charity event for International Animal Rescue. It's a charity whose work includes freeing and caring for dancing bears in India, rescuing primates from captivity in Indonesia and sterilising and vaccinating stray dogs and cats in developing countries. Wherever possible they return rescued animals to their natural environment, but they also provide a permanent home for animals that can no longer survive in the wild.

“ Wherever possible they return rescued animals to their natural environment ”

I'm a huge animal lover and so is my friend Wendy Louise Oxburry, who puts on the event in Brighton at Hotel Pelirocco It's a fabulous event and always has a great turn out. The who's who of Brighton were all present this year. Alan Knight, OBE, attended the event, who is the founder of the charity. He gave a moving talk about the great work the charity has done and continues to do. This was followed by the entertainment which was myself and Britain's Got Talent finalist Drew Cameron, who had the audience roaring with laughter with his marvellous impressions. Drew is also a fellow animal lover and this cause is close to his heart too. The evening raised a lot of money for International Animal Rescue through the raﬄe, which had a whole host of amazing prizes. If you want to know more about the work they do or wish to donate to this extremely worth while charity then visit the website. www.internationalanimalrescue.org LATEST 7 | 9

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NANGLE NATTERS VICTORIA NANGLE

YAK YAK YAK ANDREW KAY

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> Highland fling

hey (being The Rolling Stones) say that you can’t always get what you want. The trick is to work out exactly what it is that you want right now, and bring in a plan. I like plans. I have just come back from a rare weekend in Scotland. I had a plan. My plan was to bring back a delicious meal of haggis, neeps and tatties – on the train – so that my weekend could come to a tasty tasty close in Brighton with one of my favourite meals ever. But it wasn’t going to be easy. My primary reason for heading up North was to attend a dear friend’s wedding and to celebrate their nuptials. No one dances like a band of inebriated men in kilts. And you know it’s a very personalised wedding when the figures on the top of the cake are Warhammer models made tenderly by the groom the night before. It was a glorious time. However, I had a secondary agenda once I knew that I was going to be in Edinburgh: to make my way to my favourite restaurant and convince them my takeaway needs could be met before my train left Waverley Station at 11.43. To have haggis. I got disproportionately excited at the prospect. Well, you’ve got to take your happies where you can. My plan was to get up at 9am, shower, tidy the flat I’d borrowed, pack, take the bus into town, hotfoot it up to Mum’s Comfort Food (great restaurant name), and hope they’d extend the doggy bag policy I’d benefited from last year to a full meal’s worth. Then, get back to the station without getting lost, picking up presents of shortcake and tablet en route. It’s a tight ask. In case you were wondering, I got into my flat in Brighton at 9pm that evening and feasted on my haggis joyfully. I love it when a plan comes together.

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> Nom Nom Ombar!

f you, like me, dread the oncoming halloween season then I have a few ideas that might be of use. Halloween for me was always a fun evening of bobbing and ducking for apples, roasted chestnuts, turnip lanterns, not pumpkin, and treacle toﬀee – always home made and always tooth rottingly sweet. Delicious as an occasional but not sensible in hindsight. Now of course the evening is dominated by the American import of Trick or Treat. I hate it with a vengeance and it's not because I am a kill joy, far from it, I love fun in its many forms but traipsing kids from door to door in the quest for sweets does not seem like a sensible idea to me. And here in Brighton, where for so many of us we seek to eat better and healthier. My solution is to go out so I do not buy into the whole sugar fest, but if I had kids I would not want to exclude them from something that their peers would be doing. So if you are joining in then how about oﬀering fresh fruits to the little demons and devils that knock on your door? Or even better try this delicious product that I have found – Ombar, delicious vegan, organic, raw and dairyfree chocolate! Now I'm not easily led and over the years I have tried more healthy food alternatives – but very few actually taste as good as the real thing. Ombar tastes better! I snacked on their chocolate buttons, devoured a bar of the 72% raw cacao and was sent into choccy heaven with a bar of chocolate filled with a mix of raspberry and coconut, wow! You can find Ombar products at: Seed n Sprout. 82 St Georges Road, Kemptown, Brighton, BN2 1EF Taj the Grocer Ltd. 95 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2A Infinity Natural Foods Shop. 25 North Road, Brighton, BN1 1YA Healthy Supplies Ltd. Unit C2 Knoll Business Centre, Old Shoreham Road, BN3 7GS Sugar and Spice. 33 East Street, Shoreham by Sea, BN43 5ZD

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HENRY NORMAL > Cowriter of awardwinning TV and film shows including The Royle Family, The Mrs Merton Show and Coogan’s Run, producer of much more, Henry Normal is releasing his new book of poems ‘Staring Directly at the Eclipse’ this month. Victoria Nangle talks to the man himself. Hello Henry, how are you today? 'Still batting' as my dad would say although as he got older he'd add 'not making many runs these days'. What is your writing discipline with poetry and how does it diﬀer from when you were writing comedy? Comedy I can write almost any day of the week. It's a sort of discipline which sounds odd for something so subversive. With poetry I have to be inspired so strangely it's more anarchic. Your poetry covers laughs, loss, struggles… how important is it to include truth in your writing? Not important in the slightest. That, of course, is a lie. Truth is everything in both comedy and poetry, which is both true and poetic but unfortunately not in the least comic. So much for the comedy rule of three. You publicly left Baby Cow Productions 'to pursue creative endeavours in other fields'. Your poetry is clearly a labour of love. Is this one of a number of projects or a sharply focussed love aﬀair with poetry? Poetry is my main creative output at the moment but I like to add jokes into my live performances to amuse myself as much as anything. Don't forget it's a night out of my life as well, so not to be wasted. I'm Executive Producer on the new 'Red

Dwarf' series so that's been fun to work with Doug Naylor and the team. I'm also still involved as Exec. Producer on the third series of 'Uncle' which we're editing at the moment. Some of the poems from this book have already been heard on your acclaimed Radio 4 program ‘A Normal Family’. How was it returning to front and centre stage as a performer? Radio, like live performance and books are easier than TV or film, in that the vision rests more with the creator. In TV there's a lot of collaboration to get the show to screen. In radio you can get to a purer version of what you are trying to communicate, especially if

“ Trains are very good for eavesdropping conversations ”

you are a poet. That said, you don't make as much money as Michael McIntyre or George Clooney. Your poems feel both very personal and relatable. Is there anything that you’ve started writing about and thought – ‘that’s oﬀ limits’? Nothing is oﬀ limits. The question is can you communicate your thoughts well enough and do they do the subject matter justice. Perhaps your readers can now

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break up into small groups and discuss? My favourite word is ‘Oops!’, as it means there’s a story that’s just happened or is happening. Do you have a favourite word, and if so what is it? I don't like to pick favourites in case the others get jealous. As a writer that could well lead to the word 'oops'. What inspires you to be creative, and where is your favourite place to be creative? Trains are very good for eavesdropping conversations and they give you a sense of forward motion. You just have to be conscious not to write all your poems to the rhyme of the train though or say sound a bit da diddly dee, da diddly dum, da diddly dee, da diddly dum.

What do you think should be the future of the burned pier? I think Chris Eubank should be allowed to build his residence there. That way we'd know where he was. Who will you be giving a copy of ‘Staring Directly at the Eclipse’ this Christmas? I don't do Christmas presents. When my autistic son was three he couldn't cope with Christmas so we decided to just ignore it. We will be having a ‘December the 25th’ which I believe is a Friday. We'll probably have chinese food if the local restaurant is open. I'm very happy for you to give 'Staring Directly at the Eclipse' away as a Christmas present. It does fit easily into a Christmas stocking, although it does also go well with chinese food. Staring Directly at the Eclipse is out now. LATEST 7 | 11

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La Choza, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences. La Choza is the home of authentic Mexican food in Brighton. Nestled in the North Laine, we serve delicious, slowcooked Mexican street food. Our mouthwatering menu includes fresh tacos, burritos and quesadillas. With fillings like pulled pork, homemade Mexican chorizo, chilli prawns, spiced roasted squash and lots more. We also oﬀer a range of traditional drinks, from Mexican hot chocolate to topshelf Tequila, Mezcal and Mexican beers. Eat in or take away. La Choza 36 Gloucester Rd, Brighton, BN1 4AQ, 01273 945 926, www.lachoza.co.uk

Fish + Liquor, Brighton

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

A retro comic themed restauraunt. Dishing up fresh fish and chips and a menu with a twist. The name says it all we simply sell Fish + quality craft Liquor. 1114 Madeira Drive, BN2 1PS www.fishliquor.com 01273 604462

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

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Moksha Caﬀe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are a independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chaula’s, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu oﬀers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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> Book now to avoid that last minute festive rush

hristmas is coming, the goose is getting fat… what? Too early? Are you sure? Okay I know it's only midOctober but if you want to make sure that your christmas party is securely booked and that you get your first choice then now is the time to get in there and make that booking. Leave it mush longer and you may well find that your first choice is full, your second choice cannot do the date you want and in the end you are left with a choice between a takeaway or a sad carvery – surely no one wants to be eating lukewarm turkey pulling a cheap cracker and wearing a pathetic tissue party hat! If you think that I’m over egging the Christmas pudding then you should be aware that the best restaurants have probably been planning their festive offerings since July, they take it that seriously! And we know for fact that some of them have already taken bookings, yes bookings made back in September! So this week we have a selection of the city's most popular dining and party venues and their christmas offerings, a wide variety of offerings at a wide variety of prices. One of my favourite places, Breeze, is out there with a great selection of Christmas and party offerings. I know it’s good because Team Latest have celebrated the festive season there and had a brilliant and delicious time, enjoying the excellent and generous food and relaxed atmosphere. Breeze have two different menus, one for Christmas Party bookings which is available from 1st 24th December. They are open on Christmas Day with last orders at 3pm and it’s booking fast! The Restaurant at Drakes, Brighton’s stylish seafront hotel,

has a stunning festive menu. Drakes is offering an excellent 3 course fine dining Christmas Party Menu for a very reasonable £40 per person. To add that extra special touch to your event, The Private Dining Room is available for parties of 6 to 12 people. There is no hire charge for reserving this room, which makes it all the more appealing. But be sure to book soon as dates fill quickly in December! Brighton favourites Donatello and Pinocchio never fail to please and over the years they have established themselves as the city’s most popular family restaurants, the ideal place for parties of all sizes all year round and especially at Christmas when their fabulous seasonal decorations alone draw crowds. This year their Christmas menus are a bargain £17.50 for three delicious courses that include plenty Italian favourites including a turkey pizzaiola. Or why not splash out and enjoy their VIP menu at £22.50 to include an aperitivo, olives, coffee and amaretti biscuits go on splash out! Of course Christmas parties do not have to be all turkey and stuffing, stuff that! Curry Leaf Cafe has been making waves on the city’s restaurant scene for some time and their fabulous and authentic Indian cuisine is delicious and fun, and their relaxed reataurant is an ideal venue for a party. Executive chef Kanthi Thamma and his team have conjured an exciting and well priced festive menu that is guaranteed to tantalise the taste buds and excite those of us who dread the onset of turkey in any form. This Christmas OHSO Social is going back to the roots of a traditional festive Christmas. They are transforming into a warming festive winter paradise with their decor and entertainment. OHSO Social offers a perfect location for Brighton Christmas parties, right on the beach front and you can expect a fully themed snug winter paradise to create that perfect Christmas party setting. Guests will be welcomed with a heavenly warm winter Pimms, then you can enjoy a delicious three course meal or ample festive buffet accompanied by their vocalist singing jazzedup festive classics and contemporary numbers too. The menus also come complete with a variety of drink options too! Whatever you choose, we wish you all a very preemptive merry Christmas and a relaxed one, knowing that your party, whatever the size is securely booked in good time. Breeze Brasserie, 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton, BN1 4ER 01273 693377 www.breezebrasserie.co.uk Drakes Hotel, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934 www.drakesofbrighton.com Donatello, 13 Brighton Place, BN1 1HJ, Brighton 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk Pinocchio 22 New Rd, Brighton, BN1 1UF 01273 677676 www.pinocchio.co.uk Curry Leaf Cafe, 60 Ship Street, Brighton, BN1 1AE 01273 207070 www.curryleafcafe.com OHSO Social, 250a King's Rd, Brighton, BN1 1NB 01273 818527 www.ohsobrighton.co.uk

“ The best restaurants have been planning their festive oﬀerings since July ”

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EAT, DRINK & BE MERRY! > Christmas Parties at Drakes of Brighton

elebrate this year’s Christmas party in style at Drakes, Brighton’s top boutique hotel. Not stuﬀy or formal, Drakes is all about friendly, personal service, excellent fine dining and an ambiance of relaxed glamour. Whether you are celebrating with a few close friends or part of a larger group, The Restaurant at Drakes is a stylish, relaxed room for a special, elegant yet fun filled celebration. Add an extra special touch to your event by booking The Private Dining Room: a lovely, intimate space which includes the services of a designated waiter. Suits parties of 8 to 12 guests and with no additional room hire charge, makes this option all the more appealing. Arrive early for cocktails or a lovely glass of bubbly in the Drakes Bar and take in the fabulous sea views before making your way down for a fabulous festive dinner. The restaurant has again achieved the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in The Good Food Guide ’17, making this the 8th consecutive year. With new Head Chef, Andy Vitez, whose skill, flair and passion are evident in his cooking, you can be sure the impeccable dishes are set to impress. After dinner, continue the festivities up in The Bar, which is open 24 hours for hotel guests… so why not consider making a night of it? This will assure everyone can then relax and party

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until the wee hours. A short wander upstairs to the beautiful guestrooms and handmade beds ensures a great night’s sleep and is the perfect way to conclude a night of festive fun in style. Drakes’ three course Christmas Party menu is a very agreeable £40 pp. Be sure to make your booking soon as places do fill up fast. “Make of Night of It” package including three course Christmas Party menu, luxury overnight stay and breakfast from just £115pp, based on two people sharing. (single supplements apply) Contact us to check availability and to book your party! 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton 01273 696934 www.drakesofbrighton.com info@drakesofbrighton.com CHRISTMAS PARTY OFFER Quote “The Latest” when booking your Christmas Party and receive a complimentary predinner glass of Prosecco for each guest. Reserve yours now… call us on 01273 696934 Option 2

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It is a truly captivating piece of theatre, a wonderful introduction to ballet for anyone who has never experienced it and still so special to anyone who has. A highly accessible > Russian Ballet across Sussex ballet, full of familiar music such as the ‘Waltz of the Flowers’ and the ‘Dance of the Sugar Plum irected and choreographed by former Fairy’ a piece for a ballerina set to music written Bolshoi Ballet Soloist, Konstantin Uralsky, for the unique and almost eerie sounding The Russian State Ballet and Opera House is instrument called the celesta. coming to UK this Autumn with their This is the ultimate and productions of The beautiful fairytale where Nutcracker, Swan Lake and goodness and beauty triumph. Sleeping Beauty Ballet Every child’s favourite fairy Featuring an impressive tale, Sleeping Beauty is the cast and accompanied by a large live Orchestra with over 30 musicians this classic story of love and innocence, mystery and magic set to Tchaikovsky’s sublime score. is classical ballet at its most delicious. Stunning choreography, sumptuous costumes Swan Lake is the compelling legend of tragic and wonderful sets form the fantasy world in romance – arguably one of the most loved and which the Lilac Fairy struggles against the evil challenging ballets, not least thanks to Tchaikovsky’s instantly recognisable and timeless Carabosse. This ravishing production of the Sleeping Beauty is certain to leave you score, but also the great ‘Pas de Deux’,’ Pas de refreshed, relaxed and alert. It shimmers like an Quatre’ and iconic ‘Dance des Petits Cygnes’. dream. (Dance of little swans) 2 Nov Swan Lake, 3 Nov Nutcracker, Swan Lake captures, like no other, the full The Hawth Crawley 01293 553636 range of human emotions – from hope to 19 Nov Nutcracker, White Rock Theatre Hastings despair, from terror to tenderness, from 01424 462288 melancholy to ecstasy. 1 Dec Nutcracker, 2 Dec Sleeping Beauty, The Nutcracker – the beloved Christmas 3 Dec Swan Lake, Congress Theatre Eastbourne classic continues to capture the hearts and 01323 412000 imagination of generations of theatregoers.

REVIEW > Nabucco

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“ Classical ballet at its most delicious ”

horrid tale of envy and betrayal, Nabucco was Verdi’s first operatic triumph (and incidentally Ellen Kent’s too). Firmly grounded upon Nicolae Dohotaru’s excellent orchestra, a fullvoiced chorus and attentive extras from the Theatre Workshop, the first night of this tour ran smoothly. Lurie Gisca’s Nabucco was splendidly both brutal and penitent. Olga Perrier warmed to her part as the bloodthirsty Abigaille, being quite hateful towards her sister Fenena (a golden voiced Liza Kadelnik) and Ismaele (heroic tenor Vitalii Liskovetskyi). It was young bass Vadym Chernihovskyi as the aged Zaccaria who gave gravitas to this wicked tale and won our hearts. Theatre Royal, 5 October 2016 Andrew Connal ★★★★★

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> Goat

ith their masks, exotic costumes and generally faceless persona, Goat have also cultivated some kind of myth about their back story, one that involves playing music as children in an isolated Northern Sweden village, as part of a long tradition of communal music making in those parts. “The elders were playing very rhythmic music with lots of drums and they would sing in an olden type of Swedish," Goat say about this community tradition. "It is also influenced, as we are, by many other types of music. For example, in the ‘70s, they were influenced by Swedish progressive rock. When we talk about Goat as a musical tradition from our village, part of the tradition is to be very openminded to music from all parts of the world. We took the name Goat when we were older. There have been previous incarnations of Goat and the music has not been the same in all the years, but it comes from the same musical tradition, and it is why we play like we do." Goat’s debut album of 2012 was called ‘World Music’, an album that had afrobeat at its heart, along with Jeﬀerson Airplane style psychrock, postpunk, Turkish rock, desert blues, krautrock, and acid folk in the mix. It was pancultural as well as polyrhythmic. It was mesmeric, hypnotic stuﬀ. They signed a deal and started playing outside their immediate environs for the first time. Forward to 2016 and their third album, Requiem is a continuation of their sound and collective outlook; an organic, livesounding mix of electrified freakouts, unplugged tribal rhythms, and meandering hippy folk. "Psychedelia is music that is free," say Goat. Go free your mind... All Saints Church, Monday 17 October, 7pm, £15

“ It was pancultural as well as polyrhythmic. It was mesmeric, hypnotic stuﬀ. ”

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> The original Awesome Tape From Africa, Ata Kak, plays Patterns

wesome Tapes From Africa is a record label/website dedicated to sharing hidden gems from the continent. Some are oﬀered as free downloads but many result in proper album releases, such as Ata Kak’s ‘Obaa Sima’ released last year. ATFA is essentially just Brian Shimkovitz, who spent years researching the Ghanaian musical genre of Hiplife. Shimkovitz enthused about the Ata Kaka track ‘Moma Yendodo’ in his inaugural blog post in 2006: “You may never hear anything like this elsewhere. I bought this on the street from a guy selling tapes displayed on one of those big, vertical wooden racks in Cape Coast, Ghana. No one I know in Ghana listens to this frenetic leftfield rap madness.” The Ghanaian electronic/rap/highlife music of Ata Kak is fun disco music: Kak’s vocal delivery features some beguilingly melodic, rhythmic and hypnotic scatting which should translate well live. Also performing is the more bassdriven DJ Katapila, whose sound is inspired by the neotraditional dance music forms of gome, kpanlogo and gyama. This concert is something diﬀerent: a rare chance to see an underground sensation live, and at a great intimate venue like Patterns with a great sound system. Expect a nicely contrasting double bill, a raucous party, and for it to be more lively than your typical indie gig. Awesome Tapes From Africa with Ata Kak & DJ Katapila Patterns, Brighton, Wednesday 19 October, patternsbrighton.com

“ ‘No one I know in

Ghana listens to this frenetic leftfield rap madness’ ”

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VICTORIA NANGLE > Midweek madness

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he weekend starts here – throw conventional social timetabling out the window with some great comedy slap bang in the middle of your week. Komedia has two fantastic oﬀerings on Wednesday night. Zoe Lyons’ show will resonate with many Brightonians as the TV panelshow regular paints a picture of being an awkward gay kid with a diﬀerent accent and a strong case of alopecia. From trying so hard to fit in, Lyons now happily celebrates being in a gang of one and not being shy about it. Felicity Ward follows on from last year’s highly acclaimed show with this one, with a title prompted by a study revealing that people with anxiety and depression are 50 per cent more likely to die in any number of circumstances. Making serious thought very

funny, and including a story about losing her laptop on a bus, this show has already garnered four and fivestar reviews. A late notice addition, Michael McIntyre is playing over in Eastbourne on Thursday. The show’s already sold out, but if you can beg, borrow or steal a ticket it’ll be a treat. Zoe Lyons: Little Misfit, Wednesday 12 October, Komedia, 8pm, £14; Felicity Ward: 50% More Likely To Die, Wednesday 12 October, Komedia, 8pm, £12/10; Michael McIntyre – Plus Support, Thursday 13 October, Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, 8pm, £22.50 – SOLD OUT

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The Fighter 2 Jaybee Cowboy Blues 3 ODi Something Beautiful 4 Tony Blair Witch Projekt Let’s Have Some Good Times 5 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance 6 Harper Ash Star 7 jaybee the ballad of billie and bonnie

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– The Colour of Light (published by Halsgrove). See more at cecilrice.com www.artymagazines.com

> Light fantastic

t’s diﬃcult to do justice to the works of local artist Cecil Rice in words alone. Their astounding luminosity really has to be seen to be believed. Cecil loves painting coastal subjects in England, and also travels to Venice, the Mediterranean, India and North Africa for inspiration. He is fascinated by the mesmerising quality of direct sunlight on water, shoreline, buildings and landscape, and in recent years he has increasingly worked in oils. Says the artist: “A large canvas allows a feeling of space, freedom and some abstraction, as well as wonderful textures achieveable.” Light is key to Cecil’s preoccupation as a painter, and a full range of subjects can be seen in his book Cecil Rice

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9 Atom Grad Hotel Vitrine (Remix) 10 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes 11 the wolfgirl liberation E.V.P 12 Dirty Scavenger Introductory Lectures On PsychoAnalysis 13 Jim Guittard The Sun Shines Today 14 Hollwood Assassins Catwalk 15 The Beautiful Word I Got Bored 16 Fireworks For Summer Little Lights 17 The Kids Ring Out The Bells 18 Caramel Jack We Could Build Skyscrapers 19 Harper Ash China Girl 20 Slipp Electro ft Osaro It’s Lifting Me (Remix) To listen to tracks & to submit your music & videos go to: www.thelatest.co.uk/musicchart

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> Latest TV’s Erik Selby welcomes new Head of News, Jody DohertyCove

atest TV, I’m sure you’ll agree, has gone from strength to strength, working with the BBC and local businesses to provide dedicated local news and programming. As the Channel Manager for the station I am delighted to announce our new Head of News, Jody DohertyCove. Jody is an exceptional journalist that has worked for our news team on a freelance basis for a few years now he know’s what’s what, and how to improve it. We wanted Jody to head up our news division based on his extremely busy and varied professional work. Not only is Jody an experienced journalist, having worked as a reporter for Latest TV and BBC South East, he is also a keen filmmaker. After graduating from Ravensbourne University, Jody quickly gained credits in documentaries including a BBC Inside Out piece and C4’s Angry White and Proud. Jody has also produced, directed, filmed and edited in many short films, including festivals such as The Great Escape and Shakedown. Gaining hundreds of thousands of views online is a breeze for Jody with his internet documentaries regularly featuring in film festivals across the globe. Along with the experience mentioned above, and Jody’s award winning Young Refugee Arts Collective helping young refugees gain access to the media industry here in the UK – we are really proud to have Jody on board the ever growing Latest TV team. You can watch Latest TV News every day at 6pm with updates throughout the evening. Have a news story? You can email Jody directly: jody@thelatest.tv or follow him on Twitter: @jodyydc Interested in other programming and nonnews related TV inquiries? Get in touch with me: erik@thelatest.co.uk or again on Twitter: @erikselby 26 | LATEST 7

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TUESDAY 11 National Treasure Channel 4, 9pm Finally it’s time for that day in court. Except this trial will probably take a lot longer than that, despite Paul being advised by absolutely everyone not to take the stand. Dee senses that Marie is wavering – but Marie has a bit of an epiphany that Karl might hold the key to an innocent or guilty verdict for Paul.

Damned Channel 4, 10pm Jo Brand’s wry comedy about a team of social workers mixes up the worries nicely – as Al is concerned about the homophobic abuse of some gay parents, while Nitin has accidentally put his backside on Instagram. All to be background considering someone is about to be taken hostage by a violent father.

Homes By The Sea More4, 9pm Oh, we do like to live beside the seaside! Architectural designer Charlie Luxton continues his travels to see some of Britain’s best homes by the sea, rocking up in Anglesey in Wales to explore the engineering epic that is Menai Bridge. Plus a smuggler’s cottage, a lighthouse home, and fab cliff-side views.

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WEDNESDAY 12 Horizon: The Lost Tribes Of Humanity BBC2, 9pm Alice Roberts explores the latest discoveries in the study of human origins. Sounds pretty straightforward, but it turns out there were four other distinct species of human once on the planet at the same time as us. Crazy, right? Why has no one put this in Doctor Who? Find out more.

World Of Weird Channel 4, 10pm Feel a feeling but don’t know a good place to express it? Behold your guide! Feeling ticked off? In Dallas there is an Anger Room, filled with smashable items all ready. Fancy a spot of platonic affection? Head to Japan and a cuddle cafe. Plus there’s the Air Sex Championships in Texas – like air guitar but... different.

Stage School E4, 7.30pm They say there’s no such thing as a free lunch – there’s always got to be a catch. Pia (left) learns there’s no such thing as a free spray tan, as all does not go according to plan. Meanwhile Dan gets spruced up for a date with Megan. Clearly this is exactly like The Kids From Fame – ish.

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6.00am The Brass Monkey (1948) 7.40 Stagecoach West 8.40 The Face at the Window (1939) 10.00 Road To Nashville (1966) 12.10pm Midnight At Madame Tussauds (1936) 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Proud Men (1987) 3.50 BFI: New Towns for Old (1942) 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Brighton Lights

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM A pioneering property show. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. This week: Simon Dymond. 10.00 StageUp Unplugged Unplugged and on stage from singer/songwriters and bands to poets and rappers. 10.30 Latitude 2016 Exclusive highlights of the annual music and poetry festival from Henham Park, near Southwold in Suffolk. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote (x4)

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off The quarter-final of the amateur baking competition. 9.00 Missing Drama set in a busy missing persons unit. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 Ambulance An unprecedented insight into the London Ambulance Service. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

6.00am Street Auction 6.45 Thief Trackers 7.15 Going Back Giving Back 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 The Severn Bridge At 50: A High Wire Act 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Lifeline 1.10 Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 Wonders Of The Monsoon 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball finds out the latest news from our celebrities and their professional partners. 7.00 Simply Nigella This episode is all about dishes that marry the comfort of the familiar with the freshness of the new, like Nigella’s grown-up take on a family favourite fluffy oat pancakes with a raspberry and honey syrup. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide Neil Oliver and Tessa Dunlop present the ultimate guide to East Anglia - from The Wash to Canvey Island. 9.00 Horizon: The Lost Tribes Of Humanity See highlights. 10.00 The Premier League Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 No Such Thing As The News An interesting, impish angle on the events of the week from the QI Elves. 11.45 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You Dominic Sandbrook explores British postwar culture. 12.45am Sign Zone: My Congo Natural World 1.45 Sign Zone: Jaguars: Brazil’s Super Cats - Natural World

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cameron is asked by the police to help with a new development in the disappearance of Lockie. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Lloyd’s Story: Stand Up To Cancer A series of short films. 8.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages The final episode of the series sees Penelope travel across the stunning Welsh peninsula of Pembrokeshire. 9.00 Grand Designs Property series following householders as they build their own homes. After artist and teacher Michelle Parsons recovered from serious illness, she and her architect husband David decided it was time to build the private hideaway they had always yearned for. David devised a sleek, black-clad, three-bedroom house for a beautiful plot in an Essex woodland, with a separate studio for Michelle. 10.00 World Of Weird See highlights. 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series. 12.10am Music On 4: Four To The Floor 12.35 The Lie Detective 1.15 FILM: The Time Traveller’s Wife (2009) 3.05 Superscrimpers’ Christmas Cracker 4.00 Location, Location, Location 4.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: When Calls The Heart: Heart Of A Hero (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah and Zac’s experiment pays off and their romance starts to heat up. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Britain’s High Court enforcement agents face heated confrontations, a wall of lies and a terrifying loss of temper. Experienced agent Stewart and trainee Iain chasing £3,500 owed by a builder to a dissatisfied customer. Del and Dael collect over £2,500 owed to a frozen food company. 10.00 Undercover: Nailing The Fraudsters Paul Connolly investigates the world of identity theft, using a fake ID to open a bank account, recounting the case of a man who murdered his friend after taking out a life insurance policy on him. 11.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours. 12.05am On Benefits: And A Baby On The Way 1.00 SuperCasino 3.05 Love/Hate 4.00 Witch Hunt: A Century Of Murder 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Rakesh takes drastic action. Emma hatches a plan. Robert schemes with the new arrival. 7.30 Coronation Street David fine tunes his plan. Steve buries his head in the sand. Sophie gets an exciting phone call from Rosie. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 9.00 Aberfan: The Young Wives Club 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Wedding Surprises: Caught On Camera First of two programmes featuring jaw-dropping clips that show what happens when wedding events go awry. From proposals that do not turn out as expected to a best man given a £50,0000 surprise, weddings washed away by floods, hurricanes on honeymoons and how a bride’s big day went up in smoke. The programme also reveals how the Queen became a wedding crasher. 11.40 British Touring Car Championship Highlights Steve Rider looks back at the British Touring Car Championship season finale from Brands Hatch. Commentary comes from David Addison and Tim Harvey. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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11.30am Motorway Patrol 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Stella 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.00am A League Of Their Own

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 8.00 Castles: Britain’s Fortified History 9.00 Britain’s Lost Masterpieces 10.00 The Incredible Story Of Marie Antoinette’s Watch With Nicholas Parsons 11.00 Lost Kingdoms Of South America 12.00am The Last Explorers

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Ultimate You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad!

12.00pm The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Life Of Crime 12.05am Wycliffe

4.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School. See highlights. 8.00 FILM: Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 9.50 Tattoo Fixers 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.55 Gogglebox 1.00am Rude Tube

9.25am Time Team 10.25 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Walking Through History 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Nebraskan (1953) 12.20pm Demetrius And The Gladiators (1954) 2.25 Comanche Station (1960) 3.55 The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 6.35 Vertical Limit (2000) 9.00 Transporter 2 (2005) 10.40 Devil’s Knot (2013) 12.55am Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) 3.05 Teleshopping

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Firefly (x2) 2.00 Stonehenge Apocalypse 4.00 FILM: Viking Quest (2014) 6.00 Firefly (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Hunters 10.00 FILM: Death Proof (2007) 12.10am Hunters 1.10 Star Trek: Voyager 2.10 Firefly (x2) 4.10 Quantum Leap (x2)

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THURSDAY 13 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm In what way is Japanese denim different from other denim? This is the big question for the candidates, as this week’s task is to create an advertising campaign – including packaging, a TV advert, and a bus shelter advert – for jeans made from the stuff. Which team will bite off more than it can chew? Both.

Hunted Channel 4, 9pm Five fugitives are still on the run, but are two or more heads really better than one? Mind games and paranoia abound, and Yorkshire ladies Anna and Elizabeth become increasingly spooked. Ayo and Madu go that step further and part company. No one to give you away, and no one to watch your back either.

Bitten Syfy, 9pm You always knew that if there was one stand of supernatural peril, it wouldn’t be long before others joined in. Before you know it there’ll be a power play from Santa and the Easter Bunny. You saw it here first. Anyway, Elena is forced to help Dr Bauer, whilst the Pack and the witches work together to find out about Aleister.

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6.00am Three Cases of Murder (1955) 8.00 Stagecoach West 9.00 The Case of Charles Peace (1949) 10.40 Gelignite Gang (1955) 12.10pm Glad Tidings (1953) 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 The Woman In Question (1950) 3.50 Sherlock Holmes 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 At Home At Hodsock 5.00 Banterflix 5.30 Walks Around Britain

6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 9.00 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 10.00 Grass Roots Music Fran Healy of Travis. The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland. 10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix Latest TV goes from local to global with a mix of music and film shorts from our sister channel Sheffield Live! 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: yourgardenday 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 4.30 Grass Roots Music 5.00 Sounding Out 5.30 Banterflix

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Pam makes an upsetting discovery and does her best to help. Steven is taken aback by Lauren’s actions. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Anne Robinson’s Britain Anne Robinson presents a four-part series delving into different areas of contemporary British life. Anne is a dog lover and has never been without one in her life. In this episode, she meets like-minded people from all walks of life with strong views about their pets. Her journey takes her behind the curtains of British homes and reveals just how eccentric we are when it comes to our pets. 9.00 The Apprentice See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

6.00am Street Auction 6.45 Thief Trackers 7.15 Going Back Giving Back 8.00 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 Wonders Of The Monsoon 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball dishes up all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking Mary Berry draws on her wealth of cookery know-how to share a selection of her foolproof recipes. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Documentary series exploring bizarre and extraordinary natural events. 9.00 The Fall Crime drama series set in Northern Ireland. As Spector’s health stabilises, his legal team, lead by Sean Healy, move into action, determined he will never stand trial. Detective Superintendent Stella Gibson discovers evidence that there may be more victims. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired The Apprentice: You’re Fired returns with new host Rhod Gilbert. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 A Brief History Of Tim Sitcom pilot about an American man with cerebral palsy, trying to secure a job in the UK in spite of his cynical personality. 11.30 Fail 12.00am The Victorian Slum 1.00 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.30 Sign Zone: Conviction: Murder At The Station

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Jude’s business is hit by a wave of opposition, but can she appease the troublemakers? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Davina McCall: Stand Up To Cancer A series of short films that feature very different cancer stories. 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces George meets farmers Ali and Rich, who hope to salvage one of the rarest and - for its time - one of the most expensive caravans in the world: a 1950s Warwick Knight, complete with spiral staircase and roof garden. 9.00 Hunted See highlights. 10.00 The Lie Detective Reality series in which human lie detector Dan Ribacoff brings together current couples, exes and hopeful singletons to find out the truth about their relationships. 10.50 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 11.55 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls As part of the 2016 Stand Up To Cancer campaign, Bear Grylls abandons ten celebrities on an uninhabited island in the Pacific. 12.50am Undercover Boss USA 1.40 FILM: Dehli-6 (2009) 4.10 Unreported World 4.35 Britain’s Wealth Gap: Channel 4 Dispatches 5.05 Location, Location, Location

6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: When Calls The Heart: Forever In My Heart (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Olivia is crushed when Tabitha tells her that Hunter came on to her. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Tube: Going Underground Documentary series following the work of the staff who keep London’s underground train service running smoothly. 8.00 On Benefits: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people living on welfare. 9.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours. What happens when one person’s idea of a friendly generous gesture is deemed as an unwanted invasion of privacy by another? 10.00 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Documentary series peeling back the layers to expose star surgery disasters. After giving birth, glamour model Emma B decided to give her breasts a boost. But the increase from 32B to 32E served only to stretch her assets, while the implants left her nipples pointing in opposite directions. 11.05 Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? Documentary series about people with nowregretted tattoos. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 House Doctor 4.00 Witch Hunt: A Century Of Murder 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale James makes a disturbing discovery. 7.30 Tonight Hospital A and E departments are being overwhelmed by record numbers of people. Fiona Foster investigates how they are coping - and finds many patients should not even be there. 8.00 Emmerdale James’s situation goes from bad to worse. Rebecca plays the long game with Lachlan. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs 9.00 Paranoid Crime drama series following an investigation into the murder of a GP. Bobby arrives in Dusseldorf to uncover the mystery surrounding Ruben Locana’s death. Chasing a lead turns out to have catastrophic consequences for one of the detectives on the case. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Exposure: Islam’s Nonbelievers 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. Jessica Fletcher finds herself in contempt of a federal grand jury after she is subpoenaed to testify in a hearing over a corrupt investment firm and the key witness dies. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Trollied 8.30 Trollied 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Hooten And The Lady 11.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 12.00am Tough Nuts

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Railways: The Making Of A Nation 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 Full Throttle: The Glory Days Of British Motorbikes - Timeshift 10.00 The Great Butterfly Adventure 11.30 Dissected: The Incredible Human Foot 12.30am Great Barrier Reef 1.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Dating In The Dark 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am The Cleveland Show

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Life Of Crime 12.05am Wycliffe

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl (x2) 10.00 Scream Queens 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

10.25am Four In A Bed (x5) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (x2) 5.55 Walking Through History: Northumbria 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 My Floating Home 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Anzio (1968) 1.30pm Hell Below Zero (1954) 3.25 Man In The Saddle (1951) 5.10 Lifeboat (1944) 7.10 Vehicle 19 (2013) 9.00 Life Of Pi (2012) 11.25 Hanna (2011) 1.35am Suzanne (2013) 3.35 Teleshopping

12.00pm Firefly (x2) 2.00 FILM: San Andreas Quake (2015) 4.00 FILM: Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (2009) 6.00 Firefly (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Bitten. See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Knights Of Badassdom (2013) 11.50 Bitten 12.50am Star Trek: Voyager 1.50 Firefly (x2)

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FRIDAY 14 Unreported World Channel 4, 7.30pm Amongst over a million refugees in Germany, fled from the Middle East, are tens of thousands who have left their homes due to the death sentence being gay can bring in their home countries. Shaunagh Connaire and Rebecca Kenna find out more about the lot of three gay refugees living in the camps and shelters.

Would I Lie To You? BBC1, 8.30pm We’ve all lived individual and peculiar lives – don’t say you haven’t because you have. David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Clara Amfo, Tom Davis, Shaun Ryder and Henning Wehn as they mix lies with truth and challenge the opposite team to determine which is which. Rather like a night in the pub with your mates.

The Story Of Skinhead BBC4, 9pm DJ Don Letts looks at a particularly British sub culture – the skinhead – and how its current associations of violence on the terraces and racist street fighting could not be further from its origins of a cultural collision between young working-class kids and their Jamaicans counterparts. From ska to Oi.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Shipbuilders (1943) 7.35 Stagecoach West 8.35 There Was A Young Lady (1953) 10.15 End of the Road (1954) 11.50 Flying Deuces (1939) 1.10pm Laurel & Hardy: Lucky Dog (1917) 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 The Fast Lady (1963) 4.00 The 1916 Easter Risin 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 The Music Manual

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. Kick off with Worthing vs Folkstone Invicta. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel Rock chick Raya Rose is our Bsession guest & Together The People and Quantic on the show. 9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce a punk special with The Damned, Subway Sect, Chelsea, Penetration and others. 10.00 Vibrations 10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am The Music Manual 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Slime House TV 3.00 Osaro 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Street Auction 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Going Back Giving Back 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Pam and Les make their final preparations to leave Walford. Lauren and Steven have a difficult conversation. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? See highlights. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The satirical news quiz returns. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host and two guest panellists. 9.30 Still Game Sitcom featuring characters from the comedy series Chewin’ the Fat. Jack and Victor discover bootleg hooch all over Craiglang. But where is it coming from? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a chat show. 11.25 Josh Sitcom about flatmates Josh, Kate and Owen. 11.50 The Apprentice Series in which candidates compete to go into business with Lord Sugar. 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News

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6.00am Street Auction 6.45 Thief Trackers 7.15 Going Back Giving Back 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Countryfile 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 Wonders Of The Monsoon 4.30 The Link 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents the one-hour Friday show. 7.00 Simply Nigella Relaxed, inspiring and as mouthwatering as ever, Nigella Lawson’s latest series shows us that what and how we cook really can make us feel better and more alive. This episode focuses on ensuring a cosy and comforting vibe. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Mastermind Clever quiz. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. There is a visitor at Longmeadow this week when Rachel de Thame lends Monty a hand as he refreshes his dry garden with plants that will thrive in tricky growing conditions. 9.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice It is the quarterfinals in the Bake Off tent and just five bakers remain to tackle Tudor week. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis present a special edition of the comedy show. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.10am Boy George’s 1970s: Save Me From Suburbia 1.10 Sign Zone: Question Time 2.10 Sign Zone: A Very British Deterrent

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Desperate James tries to escape. 7.30 Coronation Street David feels he is failing as a parent. Leanne takes matters into her own hands. Kevin refuses to take his own advice. 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain 8.30 Coronation Street Gail discovers David’s chilling message. Steve faces his fears. 9.00 The Level Crime drama series centring on a good cop with a dark secret. In the wake of the latest killing, suspicion shifts to garage owner and Le Saux associate Duncan Elliot. Visiting Elliot, Nancy spots Theo Kettler’s missing car. A vital piece of evidence is recovered from the car, giving DCI Newman a breakthrough but placing Nancy in even greater danger. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) Starring Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein, Natasha Lyonne, Tara Reid, Seann William Scott, Mena Suvari. Teen comedy sequel in which a group of friends are reunited after their freshman year of college and embark upon a series of comical adventures. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine seeks the truth on a prison visit to Sienna. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World See highlights. 7.55 Jamie’s Story: Stand Up To Cancer A series of short films that feature very different cancer stories. 8.00 Jamie’s Super Food Series in which Jamie Oliver aims to enhance favourite family recipes with super food ingredients. Jamie meets one of the oldest people in the world in South Korea, and breaks out the colourful veggies to make some chicken fajitas for lunch. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Naples Travel series with Richard Ayoade. Richard is joined by Jack Dee for a clock-conscious exploration of Naples. The result is two days rich in humour, history, culture and pizza. 9.00 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the satirical comedy series. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series. 12.10am Drifters 12.35 World Of Weird 1.30 FILM: Holy Motors (2012) 3.30 Humans 4.25 Food Unwrapped 4.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: When Calls The Heart: Hearts In Question (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Following a hunch, Matt discovers the root of Ellie’s behavioural issues. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. 8.00 The Cars That Made Britain Great Rufus Hound continues his guide through Britain’s ‘proud’ motoring history. 9.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges Documentary series. 10.00 FILM: Django Unchained (2012) Starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington, Samuel L Jackson, Walton Goggins, Dennis Christopher, James Remar, Don Johnson. Oscarwinning Western adventure from Quentin Tarantino. In the mid-1800s Deep South, dentist-turned-bounty hunter Dr King Schultz encounters Django, a slave who knows the whereabouts of his elusive new targets. In return, Schultz decides to help Django rescue his wife from the Mississippi plantation of the extravagant, and brutal, millionaire Calvin Candie. 11.00 5 News 11.05 FILM: Django Unchained (2012) More Tarantino-style conflict. 1.10am SuperCasino 4.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.50 HouseBusters 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Wildlife SOS 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 9.00 Hooten And The Lady 10.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.00am Zoo

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 9.00 The Story Of Skinhead With Don Letts. See highlights. 10.00 Big Hits: TOTP 1964 To 1975 11.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1982 12.30 The Story Of Skinhead With Don Letts

11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Ultimate You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Break-Up (2006) 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.10am American Dad!

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Wycliffe 12.10am Case Sensitive (x2)

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Contraband (2012) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am The IT Crowd (x2)

10.25am Four In A Bed (x5) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Walking Through History: North Norfolk 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 10.00 FILM: Killing Them Softly (2012) 12.00am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Reap The Wild Wind (1942) 1.35pm True Grit (1969) 4.15 The Train (1964) 6.55 St Trinian’s 2: The Legend Of Fritton’s Gold (2009) 9.00 Commando (1985) 10.45 Dredd (2012) 12.35am Pusher (2012) 2.20 Circle Of Eight (2009) 4.00 Teleshopping

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Firefly (x2) 2.00 FILM: Merlin And The War Of The Dragons (2008) 4.00 Stonehenge Apocalypse 6.00 Firefly 7.00 FILM: Lavalantula (2015) 9.00 FILM: The Mist (2007) 11.30 FILM: Space Station 76 (2014) 1.30am Firefly 2.30 Star Trek: Voyager 3.30 Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil

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SATURDAY 15 Inside Lincoln Cathedral Latest TV, 9pm It’s a little bit stunning, this building inside. It’s not one of those things, you can easily hide... as the chap on the left is demonstrating. And all of this darn tooting beauty doesn’t happen effortlessly – just like Elizabeth Taylor’s beauty routine, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes to look this good.

The Secret Life Of Sue Townsend (Age 68 3/4) BBC2, 9pm As a part of the BBC’s Love to Read campaign, Julie Walters narrates the story of a working class woman who achieved literary stardom. With contributions from her old school, her friends, family, and the stars that she inspired. Makes you want to dig out Adrian Mole again.

FILM: Merlin And The War Of The Dragons Syfy, 7pm There’s little more enjoyable on a chilly early evening then grabbing a blanket, settling into the sofa, and tucking into a B movie with marvellous ambitions. Voila! A bloody battle between man and monster starts when young Merlin finds Excalibur. Apparently it can cut through dragons.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Minesweeper (1943) 7.20 BFI: Terminus (1961) 7.55 Crater Lake Monster (1977) 9.05 Gonks Go Beat (1965) 11.30 Ferry to Hong Kong (1958) 1.50pm Millennium (1989) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Access All Areas 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 9.00 Inside Lincoln Cathedral See highlights. 10.00 Reverb Live Live music sessions direct from Stratford Upon Avon College. 10.30 DJ Box 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live! 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Access All Areas 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 The Bassment 4.30 Urban Expression 5.00 Scotland's City Safari 5.30 Access All Areas

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Escape To The Country 2.30 Cycling: Women’s World Road Championships 4.30 Final Score 5.20 BBC News 5.30 South East Today 5.40 Pointless Celebrities

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman invite you to join them for another evening of sequins and sparkles as the 13 remaining couples hit the dance floor for a ballroom battle to stay in the show. Voting lines will open at the end of the programme. Once the judges’ scores have been added to viewer votes, the two lowest scoring couples will perform again in the dreaded dance-off in Sunday night’s results show. 8.25 The National Lottery: 5-Star Family Reunion Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where families in the UK play alongside their family around the world in the hope of winning thousands of pounds and a luxury five-star holiday reunion. 9.15 Casualty Elle questions Connie’s focus while Robyn’s plans for the future take an unexpected turn. 10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from Saturday’s Premier League matches. Manchester City faced Everton with both teams looking to build on positive starts to the season. 11.50 Asian Provocateur: Mum’s American Dream Documentary series. 12.20am FILM: Wedding Daze (2006) 1.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am FILM: Till The End Of Time (1946) 7.45 Coast 8.45 FILM: Wuthering Heights (1939) 10.25 Laurence Olivier: Talking Pictures 11.00 Lost Land Of The Jaguar 12.00pm Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh And Easy Food 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Great British Menu 1.30 Great British Menu 2.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg 5.00 Gardeners’ World 6.00 Inside The Commons 7.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 7.30 A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley Series in which Lucy Worsley investigates the dark and revealing history of our curious relationship with killing. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring is given a staff car which breaks down when Pike and his girlfriend borrow it. 9.00 The Secret Life Of Sue Townsend (Age 68 3/4) See highlights. 10.00 Artsnight: When Julie Walters Met Willy Russell Magazine arts show. Julie Walters, one of Britain’s most popular actresses, meets Willy Russell, to find out how a 15-year-old dropout from a working-class suburb of Liverpool became one of the most successful playwrights in the history of modern British theatre. 10.30 FILM: The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) Starring Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Drama. A young man who yearns to belong in society is mistaken for a college contemporary of a shipping magnate’s wayward son. 12.45am Andrew Marr’s Great Scots: The Writers Who Shaped A Nation 1.45 FILM: X The Unknown (1956)

ITV1

6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Sooty 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Super 4 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 DC Superhero Girls: Superhero High 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Judge Rinder 12.15pm ITV News & Weather 12.20 Cash Trapped 1.20 The Chase 2.20 Big Star’s Little Star 3.20 Pick Me! 4.25 Ninja Warrior UK 5.25 ITV News Meridian 5.40 ITV News & Weather 6.00 Tipping Point Lucky Stars Ben Shephard is back with a new series of the quiz show where three celebrities take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning £20,000 for charity. This week’s contestants are comedian Jimmy Carr, boxing legend David Haye and Geordie Shore star Charlotte Crosby. 7.00 Meet The Parents New series in which Holly Willoughby puts the love lives of singletons in the hands of the people that know them best their parents. 8.00 The X Factor Dermot O’Leary hosts as the nerve-racking X Factor live shows continue. The final 12 acts faced their first live show last week and at least one act will have now left the contest. Who will impress tonight and who will be fighting for survival in tomorrow’s results show? 10.00 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan Ross chats to actor and comedian Russell Brand, QI and Jonathan Creek star Alan Davies, award-winning impressionist Morgana Robinson and Bros siblings Matt and Luke Goss who discuss their much-anticipated reunion. Music is provided by Rebecca Ferguson. 11.05 ITV News; Weather 11.25 Columbo: Rest In Peace, Mrs Columbo Feature-length detective drama. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.15am GT Academy 6.40 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon 7.30 Frasier 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 The Simpsons 11.25 The Simpsons 11.55 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 1.00pm Channel 4 Racing 4.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.45 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Crossrail Discovery: London’s Lost Graveyard Documentary about a 300-year-old cemetery that has been discovered in the heart of London by engineers working on the Crossrail construction project. 8.00 Britain’s Ancient Tracks With Tony Robinson Tony Robinson travels the ancient trackways of Britain. Tony follows the elusive Icknield Way from the Norfolk Coast, through Cambridgeshire and ending in Whipsnade. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Guest captain Lee Mack and Bob Mortimer take on Sean Lock and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Plus Alex Horne and the Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 10.00 FILM: Limitless (2011) Starring Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro, Abbie Cornish, Anna Friel, Johnny Whitworth. Thriller. A failing writer turns his life around when an old friend introduces him to a designer drug that allows him to use 100 per cent of his brain as opposed to the standard 20. 12.05am FILM: Starred Up (2013) 2.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.50 The King Of Queens

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Noddy In Toyland 8.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.00 Shimmer & Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11.05 Police Interceptors 12.00pm Police Interceptors 1.00 Police Interceptors 2.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 3.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 6.00 5 News Weekend 6.05 NCIS Drama series. Gibbs’s team are ordered to break into a secure facility, but the mission is a decoy to catch a mole in NCIS. 7.00 NCIS Drama series. NCIS has found the mole within its ranks, but now the agents must work with the mole to find the person who has blackmailed their colleague into committing treason. 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama series. The team tracks a shipment of TNT stolen from a navy construction site to a cocaine warehouse run by Sonja’s childhood friend Marion. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce highlights of the weekend’s games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. 10.30 Britain’s Greatest Bridges Documentary series. 11.25 Ram Raid Britain: Caught On Camera Documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Now That’s Funny! 4.00 The Hotel Inspector 4.50 Nick’s Quest 5.15 Nick’s Quest 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.30pm Futurama (x5) 3.00 Modern Family (x5) 5.30 David Attenborough’s Natural History Museum Alive 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 1.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies

7.00pm Lost Kingdoms Of South America 8.00 The Incredible Human Journey 9.00 FILM: Department Q: The Keeper Of Lost Causes (2013) 10.30 Sweet Home Alabama: The Southern Rock Saga 11.30 Southern Rock At The BBC 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1982 (x2) 1.30 Sweet Home Alabama: The Southern Rock Saga

11.50am Ninja Warrior UK 12.50pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 1.50 FILM: Paranoia (2013) 2.50 4.00 FILM: The Flintstones (1994) 5.45 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang 7.55 FILM: The Mask (1994) 10.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.30 Celebrity Juice 11.15 Family Guy (x3) 12.35am American Dad!

7.25am Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.30 FILM: Carry On At Your Convenience (1971) 11.20 Columbo: Suitable For Framing 1.00pm Rosemary And Thyme 2.00 Midsomer Murders 4.00 Midsomer Murders 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Lewis 1.05am You’re Only Young Twice (x2)

12.00pm Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.00 FILM: Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012) 2.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 3.00 The Goldbergs 3.30 The Goldbergs 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: Paul (2011) 11.05 Gogglebox: Celebrity Special For SU2C 12.25am The Inbetweeners (x2) 1.35 Rude Tube 2.35 Gogglebox

9.50am My Floating Home 10.55 Tiny House Nation 11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Hitler: The Rise And Fall 9.00 Tony Robinson Down Under 10.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) 1.00pm Vice Versa (1988) 2.55 Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 4.35 Thunderbirds Are Go! (1966) 6.25 Battleship (2012) 9.00 Red (2010) 11.15 The Divide (2011) 1.30am This Means War (2012) 3.30 Teleshopping

2.40pm FILM: Dinosaur Island (2014) 4.30 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 7.00 FILM: Merlin And The War Of The Dragons (2008). See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Volcano (1997) 11.10 FILM: Alone In The Dark (2005) 1.10am FILM: Woke Up Dead (2009)

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SUNDAY 16 Tutankhamun ITV1, 9pm Goodbye Victoria, hello Tutankhamun! It’s like Sunday night drama has signed a contract with the austerity measures to let us know we’ve never had it so good – unless we were previously titled. It’s 1905 and egyptologist Howard Carter has been hired by Lord Carnarvon to find Tutankhamun’s tomb.

The Crystal Maze: Stand Up To Cancer Channel 4, 9pm Stephen Merchant plays guide in this special celebrity Crystal Maze, in aid of Stand Up To Cancer. We’re expecting echoes of his Portal 2 fun to come through. Jumping for crystals will be Rio Ferdinand, Michelle Keegan, Jonnie Peacock, Sara Cox and Josh Widdicombe.

Father Ted More4, 10pm Double delights from the dimwitted clerics tonight. When Father Jack is sent to St Clabbert’s Old Priests’ Home to have his incredibly hairy hands looked at, his replacement turns out to be even more trouble. So Ted and Dougal set about to rescue him. Classic ‘sleeping priests as alarm system’ scene.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Shadows on the Stairs (1941) 7.15 Action Stations (1957) 8.15 Up River (1979) 10.00 Gorgo (1961) 11.35 Robbery Under Arms (1985) 1.40pm The Way Ahead (1944) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Easy Riders 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun: The Experts

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow 7.00 Rugby AM 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton take a look at animations from Brighton Youth Film Festival. 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica In this episode, learn how to sign the numbers. 9.00 Shaun's People Brand new magazine show, as Shaun Troke talks to a mix of people about what's happening in the real world, the celebrity world, current affairs, and a whole host of others. 9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras go behind the scenes to find out what it takes to run a stall at Nottingham's only indoor market, inside the Victoria Shopping Centre. 10.00 Sunday Sessions. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 The Music Manual 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Sunday Sessions 2.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 2.30 The Music Manual 3.00 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 1.45 Escape To The Country 2.30 Points Of View 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Books That Made Britain 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 Animal Babies 5.50 BBC News 6.05 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile Matt and Anita explore the Isle of Wight. 7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman welcome you to another exciting results show full of dance drama. There is also a performance from Madness, and the professional dancers perform a spectacular routine. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team visit the moated manor house of Baddesley Clinton. 9.00 Poldark Ross joins a smuggling trip in the Isles of Scilly in order to meet Mark Daniel but, in his absence, George moves in on Elizabeth. Caroline convinces Dwight they must elope for a new life in Bath. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Stephen Mangan and panellists Ruth Davidson MSP and Henning Wehn. 11.10 FILM: Midnight’s Children (2012) Starring Satya Bhaba, Siddharth Suryanarayanan, Shahana Goswami. British drama, based on the novel by Salman Rushdie. 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

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6.15am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.00 Glorious Gardens From Above 7.45 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Countryfile 9.40 The Beechgrove Garden 10.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.45 Food & Drink 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Great British Menu 1.30 Great British Menu 2.00 Great British Menu 2.30 Cycling: Men’s World Road Championships 5.00 Flog It! 6.00 Giraffes: Africa’s Gentle Giants - Natural World Nature documentary. 7.00 Inside Obama’s White House The story of how Barack Obama tried to reshape America, as told by his inner circle and the president himself. 8.00 The Greatest Tomb On Earth: Secrets Of Ancient China In this landmark film, historian Dan Snow, physical anthropologist Dr Alice Roberts and scientist and explorer Dr Albert Lin investigate a series of earth-shattering discoveries at a mighty tomb guarded by the Terracotta Warriors. 9.00 Wild West - America’s Great Frontier America’s high country is the land of grizzly bears and giant trees, of frigid winters and scorching summers, of tough ranchers and gold rush fever. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Tiff Stevenson. 10.35 FILM: Borrowed Time (2012) Starring Philip Davis, Theo BarklemBiggs. A teenage delinquent and his misery guts victim come together in this unorthodox take on the traditional British urban drama. 12.00am FILM: The Magdalene Sisters (2002) 1.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (x2) 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventure (x2) 6.50 Sooty 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Super 4 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: Hidden Italy 11.30 Chopping Block 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The X Factor 2.35 Victoria 3.40 Midsomer Murders 5.40 Doc Martin 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts the celebrity spin-off of the popular quiz show in which four contestants try to pit their knowledge against one of the country’s finest quiz brains. I 8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O’Leary hosts as the second tensionpacked results show arrives. The remaining acts will be waiting nervously as the public votes are counted and, following some big guest performances, a nail-biting sing-off will help the judges to decide which act stays and which act will leave the competition for good. 9.00 Tutankhamun See highlights. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston and Allegra Stratton present a weekly political magazine show featuring a mix of big political interviews, topical guests, authors and a bit of satire. 11.20 Murder, She Wrote On a visit to Japan, sleuthing scribe Jessica Fletcher meets up with one of her former students, who is being forced into an arranged marriage. When the prospective groom is found dead, Jessica steps in to solve the murder. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.15am Mobil 1 The Grid 6.40 Motorcycle Racing: Mondello Masters 7.35 Frasier 8.00 Frasier 8.25 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30 FILM: The Rescuers (1977) 3.05 The Simpsons 3.30 The Simpsons 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 FILM: The Golden Compass (2007) 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series about the world of high-end pawnbroking. James gets cosy with memorabilia expert Lawrence, Claudia examines a bag that once belonged to Sharon Osbourne, and there is a stunning collectin of Iranian diamonds and sapphire jewellery. 8.00 Child Genius Vs Celebrities: Stand Up To Cancer Special Alan Carr, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Rachel Riley and Aisling Bea go head-tohead with some of the most remarkable competitors from Child Genius in this Stand Up To Cancer special. 9.00 The Crystal Maze: Stand Up To Cancer See highlights. 10.00 Gogglebox The comedy series in which viewers share sharp critiques of the week’s TV directly from their sofas. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Guest captain Lee Mack and Bob Mortimer take on Sean Lock and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Plus Alex Horne and the Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 12.10am FILM: Stoker (2012) 1.50 Grand Designs Australia 2.50 The Tiny Tots Talent Agency 3.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 6.35am Children’s television 6.35 Wanda And The Alien 6.45 Zack And Quack 6.55 Pets 7.00 Fireman Sam 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.35 Little Princess 7.50 Paw Patrol 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Football On 5: The Championship 9.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 10.00 Great Birmingham Run 2016 12.00pm The Gadget Show 12.55 The Hotel Inspector 1.50 The Hotel Inspector 2.50 FILM: Big Momma’s House (2000) 4.35 FILM: Mr Deeds (2002) 5.40 5 News Weekend 5.45 FILM: Mr Deeds (2002) 6.20 Now That’s Funny! Familyfriendly comedy clip show featuring user-generated video content from around the world. 7.10 Penn & Teller: Fool Us In Vegas Entertaining magic. 8.05 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Divergent (2014) Starring Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Kate Winslet, Ashley Judd, Jai Courtney, Ray Stevenson, Zoe Kravitz. Adaptation of the dystopian young adult novel. In a futuristic Chicago, society is divided into personalitydefined factions, into which children are zoned once they reach 16. When one girl’s aptitude test places her in three different categories, she is marked as a dangerous Divergent. But a conspiracy to kill all such renegades prompts the outcast girl to team up with other Divergents to seek out the truth. 10.00 5 News Weekend 10.05 FILM: Divergent (2014) Just be yourself kids, yeah? 11.45 FILM: Dead Man Down (2013) Starring Colin Farrell, Noomi Rapace, Terrence Howard. Thriller. 1.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Raw Recruits: Squaddies At 16 4.00 Gangs & Guns: Caught On Camera 4.50 Nick’s Quest 5.15 Nick’s Quest 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 3.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Harry Hill’s Tea-Time 6.30 Yonderland 7.00 The Simpsons (x4) 9.00 Carpool Karaoke 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Ross Kemp’s Britain 12.00am The Force: Manchester

7.00pm Mozart In Prague: Rolando Villazon On Don Giovanni 8.00 Len Goodman’s Dance Band Days 9.00 BBC: The Secret Files 2 10.00 Moazzam Begg: Living The War On Terror 11.25 Horizon: Is Seeing Believing? 12.25am Light And Dark 1.25 Mechanical Marvels: Clockwork Dreams

1.20pm Catchphrase 2.05 You’ve Been Framed! 2.35 I’m A Celeb: Epic Trials 3.35 FILM: The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas (2000) 5.25 FILM: King Kong (2005) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.50am The Cleveland Show 1.20 Dating In The Dark 2.15 Teleshopping

7.00am Where The Heart Is 8.25 Heartbeat 9.30 Heartbeat 10.30 Sherlock Holmes - The Last Vampyre 12.35pm Lewis 2.35 Columbo: Double Shock 4.05 FILM: Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head (1966) 6.00 Rosemary And Thyme 7.00 Lewis 9.00 Rising Damp Forever 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.05am Lewis

3.00pm FILM: Stuart Little (1999) 4.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 6.00 FILM: Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 7.50 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 10.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 11.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x4)

10.55am Homes By The Sea 12.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather 9.00 Hitler: The Rise And Fall 10.00 Father Ted. See highlights. 10.35 Father Ted 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Hitler: The Rise And Fall

11.00am Lifeboat (1944) 1.00pm Bandslam (2009) 3.10 The House Of Magic () 4.50 Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) 6.35 Vertical Limit (2000) 9.00 The A-Team (2010) 11.20 Red Lights (2012) 1.35am The Boss, Anatomy Of A Crime (2014) 3.40 Teleshopping

11.00am FILM: Viking Quest (2014) 1.00pm FILM: San Andreas Quake (2015) 3.00 FILM: Airplane Vs Volcano (2014) 5.00 FILM: 2 Lava 2 Lantula! (2016) 7.00 Stonehenge Apocalypse 9.00 FILM: The Mist (2007) 11.30 FILM: The Day (2011) 1.30am FILM: Alone In The Dark (2005) 3.30 Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil

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MONDAY 17 Only Connect BBC2, 8.30pm It’s Monday and it’s quiz-time, keeping those little grey cells well-oiled so that they can keep going all week. And Victoria Coren Mitchell’s quiz is that careful balance of quiz that’s clever enough so you don’t feel patronised, but dim enough so you don’t feel like a total doofus. And she’s witty too – bonus.

Cold Feet ITV1, 9pm David’s got that sinking feeling. And it’s not because Karen has found out that his finances are so far into the dumps they need their own rubbish truck. She’s very understanding about that – in fact she’s even suggested he could dip into the girls’ trust funds for help. No, it’s the fact that he’s already rinsed those funds. Oh.

Made In Chelsea E4, 9pm Nobody likes waiting. Queueing may be the country’s national pastime, but waiting... to find out if someone wants you as much as you’ve just told them you want them? Nah, no one likes that. But since JP’s laid his cards on the table Binky’s got to decide. Not that she’s short on advice from her fellow Chelseans.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Delavine Affair (1955) 7.15 Talkies 7.20 Stagecoach West 8.20 Black Memory (1947) 9.25 Casbah (1948) 10.40 The Flying Scot (1957) 12.10pm Undercover Girl (1958) 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 The Millionairess (1960) 3.50 Talkies 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. This week: Whitehawk vs Truro City. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes from the best Scottish ingredients. 10.00 Slime House TV 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Scouse Pop 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.30 Going Back Giving Back 4.15 Rio 2016: Parade Of Heroes

6.30 BBC News At Six 7.00 South East Today 7.30 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 8.00 EastEnders A nervous Billy prepares for his first day in his new job - will all go to plan? Kim clocks on to what some of the residents have been up to. Kathy tries to look out for Ben, but how will he react? 8.30 Rio 2016: Parade Of Heroes Highlights 9.00 Paxman On Trump And Clinton: Divided America 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights from the day’s clash between Liverpool and Manchester United, as well as from the two Premier League games that took place on Sunday. Jose Mourinho visited Anfield for the first time as Manchester United manager. Sunday’s games saw newly promoted Middlesbrough meet Watford and Southampton host Burnley. The Clarets have been relegated on their only previous two forays into the Premier League, but are hoping it will be a different story in 2016-17. 11.45 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

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6.15am Cowboys And Angels 6.45 Thief Trackers 7.15 Going Back Giving Back 8.00 Can Britain Have A Payrise? 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Countryfile 1.15 The Edge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 To The Manor Born 3.30 Restoration Home 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the gossip, exclusive news and behind-the-scenes action. 7.00 MOTD: FA Cup 1st Round Draw Mark Chapman presents live coverage of this year’s FA Cup 1stround draw. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 University Challenge It is the first of the two highest-scoring loser matches tonight when two teams get a second chance to make it to the second round. 8.30 Only Connect See highlights. 9.00 The Victorian Slum In the heart of the modern East End of London, a Victorian slum has been recreated and a group of 21st-century people move in. Tailoring family the Howarths have become ‘sweated workers’ and toil nonstop to make up Victorian factory orders for clothing. They are forced to employ their neighbours’ children to complete the work. 10.00 Morgana Robinson’s The Agency Comedy vehicle showcasing the dazzling impersonations of Morgana Robinson. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Greatest Tomb On Earth: Secrets Of Ancient China. 12.15am Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 1.15 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Emmerdale kicks off a special week of episodes. There is a funeral - but whose is it? What lies ahead for Aaron? 7.30 Coronation Street The Platts try to save David from himself. The return of a familiar face surprises Ken. The boys give Gary some advice. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: Hidden Italy Gino D’Acampo is back for a fourth series in the Italian sunshine. This time he explores Italy as the locals know it, meeting the people who keep age-old traditions alive and admiring the beautiful scenery. 8.30 Coronation Street David desperately looks for a way out. Peter never fails to disappoint Ken. Will Sarah take up Gary’s offer? 9.00 Cold Feet See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.35 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan Ross chats to actor and comedian Russell Brand, QI and Jonathan Creek star Alan Davies, award-winning impressionist Morgana Robinson and Bros siblings Matt and Luke Goss who discuss their much-anticipated reunion. 11.50 Murder, She Wrote Sleuthing scribe Jessica Fletcher investigates. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Hoarder SOS 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Rio 2016: The Superheroes Parade Live 6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes is astounded when she receives news from the police that could be a game changer for her and Joe. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Anita’s Story: Stand Up To Cancer Short film. 8.00 Living With Nightmare Neighbours: Dispatches Current affairs documentary series. A look at the government’s promise to to fix anti-social behaviour and so-called neighbours from hell by putting 120,000 families through its Troubled Families Programme. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy investigates exactly what craft beer is, whilst Kate goes in search of the perfect tomato. 9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which a group of ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process. 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Trainee beautician Ruby meets trainee auctioneer Adam and waitress Charlotte is set up with junior stockbroker Jamie. 11.05 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday Spin-off reality series. 12.05am Hunted 1.00 The Last Leg 1.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.45 FILM: The Pact (2012) 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Hannah’s Law (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brody is left troubled after having another strange memory of his mother. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 FIA World Rally Championship Highlights John Desborough presents round eleven of this year’s FIA World Rally Championship. The rally caravan pitches up in Spain this week, at the holiday resort of Salou, south of Barcelona, for the only mixed surface event on the calendar. 8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary. 9.00 Raw Recruits: Squaddies At 16 Documentary series. The raw recruits are asked to confront the realities of soldiering, and the difficult truths associated with it, chief among them the fact that they will potentially be taking lives and risking their own. 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of Britain’s High Court enforcement agents as they deal with people who have fallen into debt. 11.05 FILM: Red Dragon (2002) Starring Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes, Harvey Keitel. Thriller adapted from Thomas Harris’s first Hannibal Lecter novel. 1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Now That’s Funny! 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am Brit Cops: Rapid Response

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 British Gardens In Time 9.00 Sleuths, Spies & Sorcerers: Andrew Marr’s Paperback Heroes 10.00 The Victorians 11.00 The First World War 11.50 The First World War From Above 12.50am Full Throttle: The Glory Days Of British Motorbikes

12.45pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! (x2) 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.25 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.25am Bordertown

2.10pm Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Britain’s Busiest Airport - Heathrow 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Collision 12.05am Law & Order: UK (x2)

3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea. See highlight 10.00 Drifters 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Rude Tube

10.25am Four In A Bed (x5) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Walking Through History: Bronte Country 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 10.00 Million Pound Motors 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s KItchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Reckless Moment (1949) 12.40pm A Matter Of Life And Death (1946) 2.45 Siege At Red River (1954) 4.30 Broken Arrow (1950) 6.20 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) 9.00 The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (2013) 11.15 Jennifer’s Body (2009) 1.20am I Love You Phillip Morris (2009)

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm FILM: Lavalantula (2015) 2.00 FILM: Viking Quest (2014) 4.00 FILM: Supercollider (2013) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 FILM: Space Station 76 (2014) 11.00 FILM: Alone In The Dark (2005) 1.00am Star Trek: Voyager

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