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CAT TALES
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Celebrate Black Cats Day and meet two beautiful moggies looking for homes
SUNNY AFTERNOONS
West End musical Sunny Afternoon is Theatre Royal Brighton’s tuneful Christmas show
MICK HUCKNALL INTERVIEW
Mick Hucknall talks family, fame and life on tour ahead of the 25th anniversary of ‘Stars’
WAVE
Brighton Dancing offers fancy footwork; Samantha Harman joins Kettlebells Boot Camp; Career coach James Bianco explains all; and much more
SHOPPING/LATEST TV
Winter coats and accessories; Charmaine Davies joins talkRADIO and the fabulous Penny Smith
JASON BYRNE INTERVIEW
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NANGLE NATTERS/YAK YAK YAK
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ANDREW KAY DINES OUT Andrew draws attention to the forthcoming exciting Young Chef of the Year
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CAT TALES > Black Cat Day
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hursday 27th October is Black Cat Day. The day was established in order to highlight the plight of these beautiful animals. Sadly due to outdated superstitious beliefs many black cats sit alone and unloved in rescue centres across the country. You can help by adopting one today, these two fine specimens currently reside in Raystede Centre for Animal Welfare and are patiently waiting for forever homes. Buz: Hi, my name is Buz and I am female, aged six years. I am affectionate and very playful and I enjoy lots of fuss from adults. I am fine with older children (over 12 years) but not that keen on being picked up. I am confident generally and I am always pleased to see you. I do need regular flea treatment as I have an allergy to flea bites. I am not keen on other cats and I am scared of dogs. I would like a nice garden to explore but I am unlikey to venture very far. I have lots of love to give to the right home, could I be the cat for you? Lobuz: Hi, my name is Lobuz and I am a five year old neutered male. I have been at Raystede for some time and am desperate for a home to call my own. I am very confident and
Buz affectionate and also extremely intelligent. I love a fuss and would love to sit on your lap. I adore human company and would benefit from a home where I am not left alone for long periods. I did used to live with a female cat and Raystede staff now feel that I would benefit from a feline friend. I have lived with a dog before so I could possibly do so again. I am brilliant with children. A garden is essential please. I am looking for an experienced cat owner ideally as I have developed a spray behaviour issue which I need to unlearn which may take time. The staff feel this issue is stressrelated because I am unhappy. Please can someone give me a home? I am very miserable despite the love that the staff show me here. There is no place like home!
To adopt visit: www.raystede.org
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SUNNY AFTERNOON > Multi awardwinning hit West End musical Sunny Afternoon is Theatre Royal Brighton’s tuneful Christmas show
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heatre Royal Brighton’s Christmas show this year will be Sunny Afternoon, recipient of four awards at the 2015 Olivier Awards, including Best New Musical and Outstanding Achievement in Music for Ray Davies. The show will open on Tuesday 13 December 2016 and run till Saturday 31 December 2016. Featuring some of The Kinks’ best loved songs, including You Really Got Me, Waterloo Sunset and Lola, Sunny Afternoon tells the story of the early life of Ray Davies and the rise to stardom of The Kinks. The Kinks exploded onto the ‘60s music scene with a raw energetic new sound that rocked a nation. But how did that happen, where exactly did they come from and what happened next?
end of November and will then be auctioned in aid of the Martlets. Kinks frontman Ray Davies, who was involved in the design of Lola commented: "I am very happy to be involved with the Snowdog campaign to help the Martlets Hospice". Sunny Afternoon is the perfect show for Brighton this Christmas. Tickets are selling fast so early booking is strongly advised.
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“ Theatre Royal Brighton has
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Set against the backdrop of a Britain caught mid swing between the conservative ‘50s and riotous ‘60s, this production explores the euphoric highs and agonising lows of one of Britain’s most iconic bands and the irresistible music that influenced generations. To celebrate the show’s arrival in Brighton, Theatre Royal Brighton has commissioned a Kinks themed Snowdog christened Lola which will be positioned just outside the Theatre until the LATEST 7 | 7
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MICK HUCKNALL
> Celebrating the 25th anniversary of their hit album Stars, Simply Red will be hitting the road in November with a series of UK tour dates. Mick Hucknall talks family, fame and life on tour What are your thoughts on Stars being 25 years old? For an album to have that kind of longevity you obviously did something right in the studio back then? After the success of A New Flame‚ I set myself the challenge of composing a whole album of original songs. I could never have imagined that Stars would have the impact it did. It's always about the music. I have this abiding faith in the music and that will shine through when I’m dead and gone. I don't really care about the contemporary side of it because I'm always trying to make music that will last a long time. How has it felt to be back on the road, not just here in the UK, but also around the world? We finished the last leg of the tour at the Olympic Stadium in Munich the other night and the band were all saying how 8 | LATEST 7
fresh the whole thing felt, especially after over 100 shows in the past year around the world. It's been great seeing so many smiling faces in the crowd. We have also noticed on this tour a lot more younger people coming to the shows. I guess some people are discovering our music for the first time on Spotify and YouTube.
“ If the audience
isn’t enjoying the show then we’re not doing our job properly! ”
Do you adapt your live experience for the different cities, towns or countries you visit? I'm really lucky to have an amazing band, we're all on the same wavelength when it
comes to putting on the best show possible. We constantly push each other to perform at our best, to go above and beyond for the audience because at the end of the day, if the audience isn’t enjoying the show then we're not doing our job properly! Any rituals before stage time? It used to be one of our tour rituals to play cricket in the downtime before a show and for a while, I had some cricket nets in my back garden. Nowadays I mostly play it on the PS4 at home but I still love going to see the matches at Lord’s Cricket Ground when I have a chance! This tour is specifically to celebrate 25 years since the release of Stars and that tracklisting will be the second half of the show, what about the first half? Rather than just play the same songs we've been playing for the last year, we
are going to introduce a few songs that we haven't played for a while, a few fan favourites. There will be plenty of big Simply Red hits in the first half but maybe not the most obvious ones! You're a settled family man now, will you be bringing them on the road? Touring is effectively me going back to work, so while I'm sure they'll be coming out to see a few shows, I think it may get a little boring for them at this point! Plus, we have to work around school term for my daughter so that limits the amount she can visit while I'm away. Luckily, we won't be too far from home this time so I'll be able to pop back and see her more often than say, if I were back in Australia.
Simply Red 25 Years of Stars in London 25th November for dates and tickets go to www.simplyred.com
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EDITOR’S W
LETTER
elcome to the October edition of Wave, Latest 7’s
monthly health and beauty supplement. In this issue,
we showcase a variety of handpicked, local independent businesses, with something to suit almost everyone. It’s certainly been a hectic month for me, I learned how to (sort of) ballroom dance, with the assistance of Brighton Dancing. Read all about my experience on page 11. And if that wasn’t enough, I also undertook Christian Vilas,
Aside from my vigorous escapades, we also have a plethora of other engaging features this month, including an exciting fashion collaboration with Profile Fashion and the Dapper man himself, Peter Joannou male grooming (Page 14). Lisa Henning, proprietor of Beautiful Ink returns, talking about her innovative invention, MediTatu® (Page 16). Career coach, James Bianco introduces himself and the inspiring work that he does (Page 17). And finally, I had the pleasure of meeting Rachel Kutschker, owner of Powder Beauty, a fabulous vintage inspired salon on Duke Street, who invited me to an exclusive Halloween event,
Kettlebells Boot Camp – four weeks of intensive dieting and
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BRIGHTON DANCING Samantha Harman trips the light fantastic
I
grew up watching the iconic film Dirty Dancing, on a loop,
had also been complete beginners the week prior to my arrival.
completely falling in love with Jennifer Grey's character 'Baby'. I
At the end of the class, I knew my Cha Cha from my Waltz with
watched in wonderment as she laboriously learned complicated
a little bit of Rumba thrown in for good measure. The steps were
dance steps with the rather yummy Patrick Swayze, her ugly
easy to follow and concisely demonstrated by Jane. When the class
duckling to sassy swan transformation really capturing my young
ended I was rather sad that I am unable to partake in the whole six
imagination.
week course, not only was it great exercise, it was also clear that
There's still a part of that little girl in me, who yearns to impress a room with delightful dance sequences, so when the opportunity arose to review a ballroom dancing class, courtesy of Brighton Dancing, obviously I jumped at the chance.
“ At the end of the class, I knew my Cha Cha from my Waltz with a little bit of Rumba thrown in
“
I arrived slightly early, with my somewhat reluctant dance partner (12 year old son ) in order to scope the place out. St George’s Hall is a stupendous venue in which to hold ballroom dancing classes, I was pleasantly surprised by its Tardis-like qualities – acres of
the group had built a
floorspace and inoffensive lighting.
great
My fellow dancers had all congregated on the perimeter of the dance floor, a friendly bunch of various ages – this was week two
rapport
and
were all really enjoying the experience.
of a six week course for them. Our instructor, Jane, is as friendly as
I guess the question
she is graceful and explained that I may be slightly on the back
is, did I feel like my
foot (pardon the pun) as my counterparts were already a week
childhood
more advanced than I. But, that I needn't worry as plenty of
Baby? Well yes I did a
support was available.
little and perhaps now
I had so much fun whirling around the floor, almost mastering
heroine
I'll be less inclined to sit in the corner at dancing events too!
the steps and watching in awe as the rest of the group had already
To book a class visit www.brightondancing.com or call Carola
grasped the slightly complex footwork, bearing in mind that they
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SAM HARMAN’S
KETTLEBELLS BOOTCAMP
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y poor diet and equally poor exercise regime had improved dramatically. I found the diet easy to follow and at
resulted in unmanageable wobbly bits that I had been no point felt hungry. Christian checked my food diary, which
forced to ensconce into magic pants on a daily basis. I could was given the thumbs up. Fantastic start! no longer function effectively while being squeezed to within an inch of my life by said undergarments. Aside from the aesthetics, my energy levels had also taken a nose dive of plane crash proportions. I was tired all the time.
“ Bootcamp has given me the proverbial kick in the magic pants
“
Suffice to say, the invitation to try Christian Vila, Kettlebells Bootcamp, came at an auspicious time. Four weeks of exercise,
coupled with the elimination diet and a guarantee of losing up Week two: Hit a wall with the diet this week, a very large brick to 15 pounds, was too good an offer to bypass.
one. I’m sad to say that I relented, scoffing a delicious and
After carrying out a little research, I discovered that the nutritious kebab in approximately 0.2 seconds. I shamefully benefits of training with kettlebells are immense. Using these confessed to the high priest of kettlebells, who absolved me of magical weights challenges the body, builds strength, stamina, my sin and advised me to write it off and get back on track. endurance and flexibility. A common fitness goal for women Attended three classes again this week, my strength and (and by women I mean me) is to reduce body fat and inches stamina are improving already, hopefully my will power will around problem areas such as the waist, thighs and arms.
follow...
I was delighted to discover that by consistently working out Week three: Sticking to the diet again and attended three with kettlebells, this could easily be achieved. Apparently my classes. Literally springing out of bed in the morning like the metabolism was going to increase, which would result in nubile young thing I am in my head. The finish line is in sight continuing to lose weight even when not training.
and I can see that I'm starting to lose weight from my problem
Prior to starting the bootcamp, I received a comprehensive areas. welcome pack via email and was invited to attend an induction Week four: Final week! Attended three classes again. At the session. During the aforementioned session, Christian weigh in on Friday, I happily discovered that I'd lost 7lbs or explained the ethos behind the diet and answered all of our 3.17kg and two inches off my waist during the process. One of questions – I left feeling motivated with a full understanding my bootcamp comrades, Louise Swan Baker, kindly gave me about why I would be giving up alcohol, wheat, sugar, her final weigh in results. She did amazingly well – a loss of preservatives and dairy. I was also weighed and measured and 13.2lbs or 83.3kg. Presumably she didn't fall foul of any late appalled to discover just how much weight I'd gained, night kebabs! apparently avoiding the scales for six months isn't a good idea...
During the last four weeks I have come to the realisation that a lifestyle change was definitely required. I lost weight, met
Week one: My first kettlebells session took place outside on some lovely people and saw a dramatic improvement in my the grass, on an idyllic sunny evening. This was the precursor general health and fitness. Bootcamp has given me the to the recommended three classes a week. Christian was gentle proverbial kick in the magic pants that I needed. I was given with us, using this time to ensure we all knew how to execute the opportunity to undertake the bootcamp free of charge (for our cleans and swings (that's kettlebell speak) accurately. journalistic purposes you know), but am now a paying client, Completed three classes this week – I'm not going to lie, it was having signed up for unlimited monthly classes. I can't hard work, but am pleased to report that I didn’t pass out or recommend Brighton Kettlebells enough. die, as I suspected I might. My energy levels and mood have For more info visit www.kettlebellsbootcamp.co.uk
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BEAUTIFUL A
INK
s a skin clinic offering scar treatments, it’s very important
for me to fully explain to clients what can, and indeed can’t
this facelift scar has quite a jagged edge, allowing it to blur away,
be improved by my treatments. My most popular scar treatment
self injury scars and many operation scars have a smooth ‘cut’
is MediTatu®, from my initial skin needling training I developed
edge. This type of scar cannot blur away, but the colour can still
this treatment with the help of my clients sharing their results
normalise, with raised and sunken areas smoothing. The trouble
and feedback, often quite candidly.
for clients wanting colour to normalise (to not look so noticeably
“MediTatu® is the most advanced micro needling, essentially
white and shiny) is the requirement of exposing the area to
bringing new life into scar tissue. A digital tattoo machine
daylight, regulary, for a couple of weeks after treatment. Colour
precisely stimulates damaged skin, allowing it to re-heal with less
naturally returning to the scar is due to melanin growing withing
trauma, and prescribed aftercare optimises results.” It’s very important for a potential client to understand this cannot
the new tissue, this happens more readily for those with darker skin or easily tan.
be a scar removal service, even surgery cannot promise this,
Red, pink and purple scars usually respond well to MediTatu®
however the look, feel and function of scarred tissue can be
treatments, this is why you hear of skin needling treatments
greatly improved, no matter how old the scar is.
working well on acne scars. MediTatu® is the most advanced and precise skin needling treatment, treating each and every scar individually, not damaging the surrounding skin.
What happens after treatment? •New tissue grows in the damaged skin •Loose and sunken scars and stretch marks begin to fill and firm •White, purple and red scars normalise •Raised and bumpy scars smooth and flatten •Tight, restricting scar tissue softens and relaxes •Numb areas of burnt or scarred tissue can begin to have feeling
Acne Scar
Arm Lift Scar
Thin skin and stretched red scars such as this one from arm lift So can you improve my scar?
surgery, begin to firm up and the colour normailise as the skin
The simple answer is yes, but it really does depend on a client’s
thickens. If there was any tightness felt in the scar, this can also
expectations, and of course there is a minimum price per session
begin to relax, allowing easier movement.
of £150. Small scars are often harder to improve than large scars,
A particular honour is treating scars caused by burns. I
purely because on a large scar, any improvement is more easily
normally offer the initial consultation by phone, but with burn
seen and felt. And particularly when on the face, any scar is still
scars pre-treatment is normally required,
clearly a scar until it disappears, and that’s unfortunately
so a separate consultation is arranged.
unrealistic for most people.
With this burn scar on my clients leg, not only was it indented and very hard, it had no feeling. After a month of pre-care, my client reported the scar was already beginning to have feeling, and after the first MediTatu® treatment there were distinct areas of skin that had some ‘bounce’. So scars can be improved, and a client being excited or hopeful for results is much healthier than a client expecting
Self Harm Scar
Facelift Scar
Burn Scar
certain results. At Beautiful Ink there is only me offering treatments, and taking your phonecalls, so honesty really is my
This facelift scar was white and shiny, however my client followed
policy. Give me a call and we can decide if I can help with any
aftercare advice and exposed the area to the sun daily, the scar
scars you may want improving
gradually faded and naturally re-pigmented. It’s worth noticing
www.meditatu.co.uk | Lisa 01273 775188 / 07530 978856
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JAMES
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BIANCO
CAREERS COACH
bum, stop trying to figure out what to do by myself and make a change. I turned to Ted Talks and watched way too many, I turned to career books and they made very little difference. I eventually plucked up the courage to turn to a friend who is a coach and talked with her. She reminded me of a quote by Henry Mentzinger and I'm mashing this up to suit my purposes: “Career change is like swimming: you can't learn it from reading a book”. She was right, I had to get out of my head and into action. This formed the basis of my career change, and now, the
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basis of my career coaching for my clients. Step one is start y name is James Bianco and I’m a careers coach, let me doing something new – start seeing the world in a different
explain a little about what I do. Firstly, read the following, way. Natasha Stanley from Career Shifters, always says: “You
does it sound like you?
can't be what you can’t see” and I believe this wholeheartedly.
“Well, the thing is, I am really unhappy at work”
Sometimes when you've been doing the same job for a while,
“I hate my job - but I've no idea what I'd do - or how I'll make had the same group of friends for a long time you can't see ends meet”
new options as your inputs have been the same for way too
“I feel so unfulfilled at work – the longer I sit at a computer long! screen it feels like another part of my soul dies” If so then maybe I can help. I never set out to be a careers coach – and if you ask me what I do – I'd say I'm a “coach”. But when I set up my practice two years ago, I was not expecting so many of my clients to want to focus on changing their careers. The irony is that becoming a coach had been part of my solution to a career that I found wholly unfulfilling.
“ Career change is like
swimming, you can’t learn it from reading a book
“
So, if you're feeling stuck with your career, I'd ask you, how
I had what was on paper a great job, working in International could you try something new (and I'm talking about having Development, lots of travel to exotic places, had got promoted some fun here)? If you struggle to come up with an answer quickly, was well liked at work and had lovely colleagues. But meetup.com can be useful a useful starting point as well as “do the truth of the matter was I was uninspired and was working something different”, a great app produced by a wonderful in a technical role reading too many complex papers and Brighton based company. looking and looking at spreadsheets – I was desperately bored and felt like I was frittering my life away.
But I'd also recommend reaching out. Your career makes up such a significant part of your life that it shouldn't be ignored –
The thing was I didn't feel like I could up and leave – I didn't especially if it's making you miserable. The more people know what I wanted to do, I was the main breadwinner and had working in areas that excite them, in jobs aligned to who they a young family and my parents (especially my father – bless him) are, will make the world a better place. thought stability was the way to go. I was firmly stuck in my
So what happened to my career – well I now have a portfolio
head with the same thought going round and round and no career – working in London a few days a week, have my own solution presenting itself. I had started to get really down and successful coaching practice and barely a week goes by where this was bleeding into my life outside work too.
I'm not asked to get involved with a new and exciting
It was one night sitting on the sofa with my wife – where she company. turned to me and said my mantra had become “I'm James Bianco runs 16 Degrees Coaching, for more information uninteresting and uninterested” that I knew I had to get off my visit: www.16degreescoaching.co.uk
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SHOPPING Churchill Square
CELEBCITY
Charmaine Davies
> Cosy Up Winter Coats and Accessories
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have to admit – I love autumn almost purely for the gorgeous clothes I get to wear! The fresh mornings, the colourful leaves falling from the trees and an excuse to snuggle up on the sofa with a hot cup of cocoa are also fabulous. But luxe boots, chunky scarves and cute pom pom hats follow closely behind in my list of fall favourites. Check out my top buys to cosy up in… Invest in two winter coats to see you through the varied weather and to cater to every occasion. One should be a classic rain mac or trench coat. Depending on your style personality, choose a bold colour like yellow to cheer up a grey day or in opposition, timeless nude. Your other coat should be luxurious, soft and oversized. A good coat can be worn for everything from work, to nights out and Christmas parties. One with a detachable faux fur collar makes it easy to glam up or dress down. Accessories such as scarves, hats and gloves aren’t just for practical reasons. Yes they keep you warm, but accessories are also the affordable way to introduce colour and print into Next faux Fur Collar coat, £85 your wardrobe more subtly and affordably. Try this season’s western and paisley prints or add a bit of fun with pom pom trims and glittery thread. Hosiery and footwear gets vamped up with metallic being Office Love Bug Boots, £65 the key trend. Wear glittery ankle socks on show with heels, gold or silver boots with coloured tights and comfortable and sporty high tops and trainers with the midas touch. Your coats alongside your bags and shoes should be the items you spend the most money on as they are statement pieces and quality really shows here. TOPSHOP, Office, Aldo and Warehouse are amongst some of my favourites for affordable accessories that look super luxe. While Next, Zara, River Island, Aldo and Office are fantastic for footwear & coats. This is the time to not take fashion seriously and sparkle.
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> Radio Ga Ga
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ost Saturday mornings I'm on the Breakfast show with Jimmy Willis at Trickstar Radio. Last Saturday however I was booked to do the review of the morning’s newspapers on talkRADIO in London, with the fabulous Penny Smith! Penny is a well known presenter on our televisions and has been on GMTV, Loose Women, The Wright Stuff and Sky News. On 26 March 2016, she began presenting Saturday Breakfast on the new UK radio, talkRADIO. This was when the station was launched and talkRADIO is just that. No music just talking with interesting phoneins. It has a whole host of great presenters including: Paul Ross, Iain Lee, George Galloway, Eamonn Holmes and Bob Mills.
“ I was booked to do the review of the morning’s newspapers on talkRADIO in London with the fab Penny Smith ”
Thankfully the 6.05am Thameslink from Brighton to London Blackfriers was running on time and I got to the studio by 7.30am and was immediately given coffee (which was gratefully received), then I was given a pile of newspapers to go through and had to chose which news stories I was going to discuss on air. Just before 8.30am I was taken into the studio, then Penny and I went live. We talked about everything from Brexit to Brangalina, The Battle of Hastings to Honey G. Just after 9am I was off air and my work was done. The whole Breakfast team made me very welcome and I look forward to going back again soon. I am a total convert now and listen to talkRADIO whenever I can.
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JASON BYRNE > Awardwinning international comedian Jason Byrne is coming to town, loaded up with props and an eye on who might join him for a spot of audience participation. Victoria Nangle finds out more Hello Jason, how are you today? Not great, I just back from doing gigs in India, so my hoop, or a**e, is very busy. I’m jet lagged and I got stung by a very angry bee last night after my gig. How big a tour bus do you need to travel with, considering how many props are involved in this show? If I was AC/DC I’d have a tour bus, but all I have is one tour manager and a car. The props spend a lot of time on my lap, or poking me in the head as we travel.
“ The jokes will
have to queue up and be screened before they are let into the British heads ”
If it broke down… could you take it all on the train? I’m imagining baggsying a double seat with a table and filling overhead space, as well as random rubber ducks hanging from bags tied on with string. Am I getting too carried away? Yes. If the car broke down, I have a Velcro suit made for my tour manager, so we stick all the props to his body and he walks to the gig while I order a new car.
You’re renowned for your audience participation in your shows. What catches your eye to make someone seem like a good bet to get involved? If they have a clown’s head or if they look like a slightly battered duck, that’s always a certain to be picked. What do you miss most about home when you’re on tour – as well as your family? I miss my daffodil Eric, he’s great for the chats, but I only really see him once a year, so when he’s not there I take to the muck… he can hear me, oh yes he cannnnnnnnnnn. As an Irish comedian how do you think the Brexit vote might affect your future tours and work in the UK, if at all? I won’t be able to export my jokes to the British audience as easily as before, also the jokes will have to queue up and be screened before they are let into the British heads. So a nightmare ahead for all. You must be used to asking the questions now, rather than answering them, with your chat show Jason Byrne’s Snaptastic Show. What is the best thing you’ve ever asked anybody on your show – and what was the answer? What’s your favourite colour? “Burple” they answered, “how’s that?” I asked, the guest said, “you have to eat skittles and burp, then spit, hey presto, Burple.”
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Who would you most like to interview, alive or dead? A dead Charlie Chaplin, I’m sure with no meat on his bones and just comical bits of hair, he’d be as physical and funny as ever. Some fluke has meant that you’ve inherited the old burned out pier in Brighton. With money no object, what would you do with it? I’d fit big sails to it and turn it into the maddest pirate ship ever. I’d sail around the world putting on old dances for old people who used to dance in the old dance halls when they were younger, not older... arghhhhhhhhhh samba. You have toured all over the world. If you could construct one meal from the best bits
of grub that you’ve found in all the different corners, what would it be and from where? Chocolate from Sweden, burgers from Ireland, monkey’s heads from Tibet, Aloe Vera from Kenya, and pastry top from Dubai…. what a dish. Finally, what’s your favourite thing about playing in Brighton & Hove? The sheer beauty, the sound of the waves, the beautiful prom and of course, the young people racing their cars up and down the front… ...ahhhhh Brighton… oh and Hove!!!! ‘Jason Byrne Is Propped Up’ will be at Hove’s Old Market on 4th November. For tickets please contact the venue directly or jasonbyrne.ie LATEST 7 | 19
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NANGLE NATTERS YAK YAK YAK VICTORIA NANGLE
ANDREW KAY
@latestandrew
@latestvicky
> Badtempered blues
> Manners maketh man
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am in a foul mood. It doesn’t happen often but this week has seen me more angry – and by that I mean angry more frequently, not like on a scale of one to ten – than I remember being for quite some time. Which means that my patience with others is at ground zero. The good thing about foul temperedness being a rarity is that generally my friends and colleagues are treating it with some good humour. I have become a curiosity as my usual sunny demeanor erupts into cusses and intense critiques. I do know, however, that this indulgence has a shelf life. I was talking, relatively calmly, with my mother and we remembered the old ‘Cross Patch’ nursery rhyme as sound advice in dealing with a bad mood. “Cross Patch, draw the latch, sit by the fire and spin. Take a cup, and drink it up, then let your neighbours in.” In other words, take a moment away from the world and chill the heck out on your own until you feel better. I’m a great believer in this – and it does mean that my pals don’t get pushed too far and stop finding me funny and start finding me just aggressive and annoying. At least I hope it does. In the same way that someone storming down the street, barging the rest of the world out of the way is likely to make whoever gets barged not in the best of moods, I usually try to keep my ill tempers to myself. The last thing anyone needs is to recover a good mood, only to catch their own bad mood back on the boomerang from someone they’d earlier upset. So isolation is my best policy. Who said you can’t learn anything from nursery rhymes. Now I just need to know how to spin...
“ I have become a
curiosity as my usual sunny demeanor erupts into cusses and critiques ”
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hold open doors, stand to let people older than me sit on the bus and pepper my life with the words please and thank you. Were I not to I could sense my mother's right hand swishing towards me in horror at my lack of manners. I guess I am of a generation when manners were instilled in us from early childhood and I declare that those manners have never done me any harm. Far from it, they usually prompt at the very least a smile or a thank you. I like that, I like to go through life feeling there is good in the world. Last week I came home feeling that there is a lot of bad in the world. Not that it is that unusual, you only need to watch the news to see gross injustices being carried out in the names of politics and religion. Watching the American Presidential debates has chilled me to the bone, such anger, such greed, so much malice. And all of that will make this week's story small fry – but I will tell it anyway. It was a Saturday night, about eleven and I had spent a great evening at the opera and dining with friends. I was happy, not drunk, and as I was ready for bed I decided to take a cab and from a city centre taxi rank where I joined a small queue. Two people in front got into cabs then it was my turn. Before I knew it someone had jumped into the next cab. I shouted out. Then a young woman jumped into the next cab. I was angry and shouted again, but the driver paid no heed so I decided to take action, yes action. I stepped in front of the cab, which was not moving and refused to move. In hindsight this was foolish, dangerous even but I was delighted that after a minute the driver asked the young woman to get out. She was not pleased. I did not care. I’d made my case and got my taxi. The driver declared that it was not his responsibility but I think he was wrong, surely at a rank the drivers need to make sure that the queue is respected. Yes it's a trifling incident but surely if we all behaved better the world would be a far nicer place.
“ In hindsight
this was foolish
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ANDREW KAY DINES OUT
@latestandrew
George T from Isaac @ and his take on a traditional Sussex dish
Michael Bremner chef proprietor of 64 Degrees, BBC Great British Menu finalist and International Chef Exchange on Latest TV
> Young Chef of the Year
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n a few weeks time the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival Awards will be announced at Merkaba in My Hotel Brighton and perhaps the most prized and seriously fought over award will be that of Young Chef of the Year. Last week I was joined by chefs Ben McKellar of the Gingerman Restaurant Group, Michael Bremner of 64 Degrees and Great British Menu finalist, Billy Humphreys from sponsors Brighton & Hove Jobs and Aaron Thorpe from The Argus to spend a day tasting dishes prepared in competition conditions by the four finalists. First was George T from the very highly respected Isaac @. His dish of pork was an interesting take on the idea of a traditional Sussex dish. Second out was Rafe Pol from The Set, another of the city's highly inventive restaurants, and he chose to cook wild mallard, a very seasonal ingredient. Next was Roman Mikulica from Curry Leaf Cafe, a popular and award winning Indian restaurant in Ship Street. Roman, originally from The Czech Republic gave us an Indian spiced sea bass dish. Finally Liam Thorpe from another of our award winning restaurants, Terre á Terre, gave us a complex dish of pearl barley risotto and king mushrooms. It was a long day with the judges only coming to a decision after five hours of tasting and difficult decision but eventually that decision was made. Of course I cannot reveal that winner now but the full results will be posted here after the event and a hearty congratulations to all four of the finalists for getting that far.
Rafe Pol from The Set and his dish of wild mallard
“ A day tasting dishes
prepared in competition conditions ”
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La Choza, Brighton
Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences. La Choza is the home of authentic Mexican food in Brighton. Nestled in the North Laine, we serve delicious, slowcooked Mexican street food. Our mouthwatering menu includes fresh tacos, burritos and quesadillas. With fillings like pulled pork, homemade Mexican chorizo, chilli prawns, spiced roasted squash and lots more. We also offer a range of traditional drinks, from Mexican hot chocolate to topshelf Tequila, Mezcal and Mexican beers. Eat in or take away. La Choza 36 Gloucester Rd, Brighton, BN1 4AQ, 01273 945 926, www.lachoza.co.uk
Fish + Liquor, Brighton
Chaula’s, Lewes
Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
The Chilli Pickle Canteen
A retro comic themed restauraunt. Dishing up fresh fish and chips and a menu with a twist. The name says it all we simply sell Fish + quality craft Liquor. 1114 Madeira Drive, BN2 1PS www.fishliquor.com 01273 604462
The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle
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Moksha Caffe, Brighton
Drakes, Brighton
We are a independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton
The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com
Chaula’s, Brighton
Boho Gelato, Brighton
A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
The Chilli Pickle
A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205
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Guiding Lights: Life On Screen – 25th Oct at Lighthouse, 28 Kensington Street, Brighton Brighton Farm - Freelancers Meet up – 26th Oct at the Caxton Arms Wired Sussex Breakfast Session: Telling your Story: Guiding lights – 27th Oct at The Fusebox
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STAGE Nights at the opera > Glyndebourne Tour Madama Butterfly Glyndebourne is well known for creating exceptional new productions, for taking risks and pushing the boundaries of opera, and usually they do this to great effect. Sadly the first night of this new production missed the mark. Shifting the time to the 1950s was pointless, and moving the first act to Goro's down town Nagasaki bridal exchange stripped away Butterfly's innocence and charm. Her arrival through a brick corridor bedecked with neons, too few neons to have real impact, lacked any magic and the weird attempt of cluttered officialdom on the set was lost in the wide expanses of the Glyndebourne stage. The singing was however exactly what we have come to expect. Francesco Verna is not only a beautiful voice but an excellent actor too in the role of Sharpless. Matteo Lippi has a fine voice too and his shift from the acquisitive captain to infatuated lover is beautifully handled as his remorseful performance on his return. One cannot hep feeling that the entire production, despite the excellent singing, is second division, and far from what we have come to expect. 14 October, Andrew Kay, 3 stars
Don Giovanni Glyndebourne's 2014 production of Mozart's masterpiece shifted the time frame to a mid twentieth century Italy as perhaps depicted by de Chirico and populated by Fellini. A heady mix of classicism and decay, sexuality and oppression. Unlike the current Madama Butterfly this conceit works brilliantly, the dark tale, peppered of course with moments of real humour, is a disturbing moral story of greed, misogyny and unbridled lust and it sits well in the era, post war, postMussolini and portrayed as a time of moral collapse. Paul Brown's magnificent set is a fine example of modern stage craft at its very best. Not dependent of technical wizardry but on fine ideas beautifully executed. Duncan Rock is stunning as the Don, his fine voice has real command and Brandon Cedel is a perfect match as his manservant. Anthony Gregory is very fine too as Don Ottavio adding a sweetness to the darkness of the whole. Anna Maria Labin and Magdalena Molendowska were equally impressive in both their solo parts and the ensemble pieces and Bozidar Smiljanié makes an excellent Masetto all macho bluster and simplicity. But the key to the productions success is that this is ensemble work at the very highest level, from design, cast, conductor & director to creat a performance that is compelling watching and listening. 15 October, Andrew Kay 5 stars
REVIEW > My Scientology Movie
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ouis Theroux’s approach to Scientology is done so in that classic ‘standing interview’ style that he is known for. There’s plenty of the usual awkward silences and brilliantly timed questions that bring the humour back into, what is often, a very tense situation.
“ A heady mix of classicism and decay, sexuality and oppression
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The team’s use of actors to bulk up the feature length documentary was cleverly done, bringing fresh new talent to the screen. For the UK launch, a Q&A with Louis Theroux and director, John Dower, took place as part of the 10th London Literature Festival and London’s Southbank Centre. Erik Selby ★★★★★
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JOE FULLER
JEFF HEMMINGS
ENTERTAINMENT The English Sackbut & Cornett Ensemble
@latestjeff
@latestjoef
> Sleaford Mods
> Early music in the early hours
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ne of the most remarkable music stories of the last few years has been the inexorable rise of the Nottingham based duo Sleaford Mods. You may have seen them. There’s Jason Williamson spitting rhymes and raps while Andrew Fearn stands there, pint in hand, nodding to the beats he has made on his laptop. Not only are the lyrics by turns acerbic, sarcastic, rude and poetic, like a more angry John Cooper Clarke, they are utterly contemporary in their personal dissections of the sociopolitical English landscape. They have also ‘made’ it in their 40s… “Yeah, it is a bit weird,” says Jason. “It still winds people up. Which is good, I suppose. People rubbish it or look down their noses at it, you know. Because we’ve tied it in with this political thing, it gets people’s backs up if they think you’re giving out halfeducated information in your songs. It can wind people up to say the least. It’s a tough one, but what do you do? Some people are never ****ing happy.” After a long spell playing in bands in the ‘90s and noughties, one day it was suggested to Williamson that he combine his vocals with a Roni Size sample. Along with Simon Parfrement (who is still involved with the band as their video director), these two called themselves That’s Sh**, Try Harder, before taking on their present name. It wasn’t until Williamson came across Fearn DJing his own grimeelectro music at a club, and together they formed Sleaford Mods Mark II in time for their album, ‘W**k’, released in 2012. Describing their music as: electronic munt minimalist punk hop rants for the working class, Williamson is responsible for the words, Fearn for the music. And despite the lofi simplicity of Fearn’s music (“It’s really simple, to the point it’s infuriating. I get really wound up by it. Some of it is so unappealing that it makes it appealing.”) and Williamson’s embittered, profanity strewn rants, the duo are becoming – almost mainstream… Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Mon 31 Oct, 7pm, £16.50
“ It can wind people up to say the least ”
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righton Early Music Festival have an exciting event at the centre of their programme this year: Gaia – Three Intermedi For A Living Planet (Sat 12 Nov, 3pm & 7.30pm, St Bart's Church). Traditional intermedi involved songs and instrumental music between the acts of a play, but the Gaia concert takes a modern approach: film, projections, lighting, mime, yoga and dance will tell the story of the earth in a way you've probably never seen it told before. The music will include selections from Monteverdi's beautfiul opera Orfeo. There is also a community feel to the evening since the BREMF Community Choir and Consort of Voices will feature alongside professional singers and musicians such as The English Sackbut & Cornett Ensemble. I love events with crossover appeal that bring classical music to a wider audience so am particularly looking forward to the BREMF Live! – Clubnight (Sat 5 Nov, 9pm, The Joker). The evening will feature a wide range of music ranging from lute songs (check out Come Again by Dowland if you're unacquainted with how beautiful the form can be) to early 19th century string quartets. The groups performing have been taking part in open mic nights around Brighton in the runup: Block4 recorders played at Northern Lights and Ensemble Hesperi played Scottish folk songs at The Dorset so they will be experienced in winning round a rowdy audience. Anyone interested in science might enjoy a music drama on the life and discoveries of Galileo Galilei (Sat/Sun 29/30 Oct, 7.30pm, St Paul's Church). The physicist was also passionate about music so the performance will include works he would have known by Carissimi, Gabrieli and Lassus. Go to www.bremf.org.uk to browse the full programme
“ The groups
performing have been taking part in open mic nights ”
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VICTORIA NANGLE > Modern life is excellent
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big hit on the small screen in recent months is the game phenomenon ‘Dara O’Briain Goes 8Bit’. Having grown from a small but enthusiastically received fringe show, to its current status as one of Dave’s flagship programmes, it’s tapped into nostalgia for all ages – a nifty trick. And its creators have not rested on their laurels. Go 8Bit presents WiFi Wars, hosted by one of the TV show’s team captains and comedian Steve McNeil. You go along, log in with your smart phone or tablet (making sure you have plenty of battery charged) and compete in a variety of games, quizzes and challenges. Totally immersive, the show was first performed as part of the Royal Institution’s 2015 Summer Programme, this is fun times with a different twist. Our favourite monthly comedy night,
tipping the next big things and taking a punt on those with new comedic ideas, is here this Thursday – Comic Boom. Headlining will be Tom Allen, whose star is fast ascending (8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, The John Bishop Show, starring in cult BBC radio show Bleak Expectations) and a real treat to see in such close proximity. Currently supporting Sarah Millican, he’s all set to follow in the success of her previous support acts – Seann Walsh and Romesh Ranganathan. WiFi Wars, Wednesday 26 October, The Old Market, 7.30pm, £12.50/10; Comic Boom, Thursday 27 October, Komedia, 8pm, £9/7/5
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Peace and love and understanding (radio edit) 10 STUART NEWMAN One big F (radio edit)
> Delve into a darker world
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orry, but as an artform CGI sucks. So if, like me, you remember the world before the internet – when people actually looked at art rather than turned their backs to it and stared up at a selfie stick – you’ll love the celebration of Ian Miller now at the Corridor Gallery. Actually, whether you’re generation X, Y or Z, you can’t fail to be awed by Ian’s glimpse into a darker world, rich with surreal imagination. He’s one of the cohort of artists whose vision shaped horror, fantasy and science fiction art in the ‘70s and ‘80s. But where other artists of these genres look for a muscular realism, Ian’s work stands out – transcending illustration – and the uniqueness of his approach pulled many fantasy and gaming publications into the realm of art. Until 31 Oct. www.artymagazines.com LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7
12 Mean Poppa Lean Ain’t Nobody 13 Maria McateerHer Night At Noon Drink The Pain Away 14 breakinbear Breeze 15 Leo Altarelli See It Now 16 Millsy slug Music Zippit 17 Lisa Osbourne Grounded 18 Conrad Vingoe Vapour Trail 19 Sam Charles Elara 20 Atom Grad Perfidy
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Dominic Ponsford
> The Regional Newspapers Show, hosted by Dominic Ponsford and Mike Mendoza
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cary clowns, exploding dishwashers, moths the size of kittens and a trumpet the size of the Humber Bridge. All human (and animal life) is on display in The Newspapers, Latest TV's weekly romp around local news stories across the British Isles. Forget the miserable and predictable diet of national news and plunge into the rich pageant portrayed daily in our local newspapers.
“ Local newspapers are where the news begins ” The Newspapers is presented by Press Gazette editor Dominic Ponsford, with Latest TV's Mike Mendoza. Every week Dominic scours the UK's hundreds of regional daily and weekly titles to find out what is really going on in the UK. He said: "Local newspapers are where the news begins. They are free from bias. They tell it as it is without fear or favour. And they tell us what is really going on in the UK. "Every week I pick out stories which inspire and amaze. There are tears, laughter and much that is frankly bizarre. Whatever else it is seldom dull. "Our national news is decided by about six news editors in London. That means that every national broadcaster and newspaper tends to focus on the same stories. "The Newspapers seeks to break free from the herd and provide a different take on life in our wonderful islands." Tune into Latest TV Mondays at 6:30pm, Freeview channel 7, Virgin Media 159 28 | LATEST 7
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TUESDAY 25 Behind The Science Latest TV, 9.30pm Dr Heather Cegla visits the Movement Innovation Lab in Queen’s University, Belfast to talk to Professor Cathy Craig about her work with sports men and her work with Parkinson’s. Clever stuff. Especially off the back of the recent Olympics and Special Olympics Games, where we got up close with a lot of athletes.
Damned Channel 4, 10pm Love is in the air in the social service offices this week. Nitin is getting a haircut in readiness for a hot date Nat has fixed him up on. With him having the subtlety of an elephant that’s avoiding a bee, quite who Nat thinks might be his true match is an intriguing thought. Plus the others get on with saving the world.
The Big Bang Theory E4, 8pm Who’d have thought that Amy would spot something that Sheldon missed? Certainly not him, and certainly not from an Indiana Jones film he’s loved for years. He’s not impressed that she’s found a flaw and ruined it. Call it poetic justice though as you can bet he’s picked apart a few cult favourites in his time.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Black Memory (1947) 7.05 Stagecoach West 8.05 Cuckoo Patrol (1967) 9.40 Glimpses 9.50 Salute the Toff (1952) 11.25 Dead of Night (1945) 1.30pm Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 White Cradle Inn (1947) 3.40 BFI: Holiday 4.00 Dragons Fire 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Latest In Lewes
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Drop the Puck Gary 'Chopper' Lee and Dave Griffiths present ice hockey action from the English National League. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.30 Behind The Science See highlights. 10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and guests. 10.30 Tramshed Sessions Join Maddie Jones for a series with up and coming singer songwriters. 11.00 The 2ube 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 Brodian's Basement 2.00 Kick Out The Jams 2.30 Tramshed Sessions 3.00 Digital Nation 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Stacey offers some advice to Bex. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Jasmine’s future hangs in the balance when she is caught lying by Hanssen. When Ollie follows Mo’s advice, disastrous consequences ensue. Serena’s world is turned upside down when she is confronted with a face from the past. 9.00 Ordinary Lies Drama following an ordinary group of colleagues and friends and the gradual unravelling of each individual’s lies and secrets. Holly has a pretty unremarkable life, until she makes a devastating discovery which leads to her creating a secret life that gives her more than she bargained for. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Britain’s Body Image Secrets With Anne Robinson Anne Robinson presents a series delving into different areas of contemporary British life. Anne looks good for a woman of 72, but she works hard at it. But aren’t younger generations under even more pressure to look good than ever before? 11.45 Saving Africa’s Elephants: Hugh And The Ivory War 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the fortunate couple who managed to avoid elimination at the weekend. 7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Autumnwatch Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan are live from Arne on the stunning south coast. They witness the sika deer rut, there’s a chance to name the golden eagle chick, migration is in full swing and there’s a brand new mouse maze. Meanwhile Martin Hughes-Games attempts to break a UK record for the largest flock of spoonbills ever seen. 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo retraces the journeys featured in George Bradshaw’s 1913 publication Continental Guide. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.15 NFL This Week 12.05am Wild West - America’s Great Frontier 1.05 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 2.05 Sign Zone: The Victorian Slum
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie plots against Rebecca. 7.30 Fishing Impossible Documentary series in which a team of fishermen travel the globe with the aim of landing fish that are considered impossible to catch. 8.00 The Agenda Tom Bradby discusses the big issues of the week with four high-profile guests in front of a studio audience in central London. 9.00 The New Clampers: Where’s My Car Gone? Documentary series which follows the people all over Britain who work in the business of vehicle-towing. Behind every tow is a very human story, and the programme features the people who do the towing, and the unfortunate motorists they encounter. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 On Assignment In an exclusive interview for British television, Robert Moore meets Albert Woodfox, America’s longest serving solitary confinement prisoner. 11.20 Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories Judge Robert Rinder steps out from behind the bench. 12.20am Murder, She Wrote 1.10 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Countryfile Autumn Diaries 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Cowboys And Angels 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Edge 1.45 Hi-de-Hi! 2.15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.45 To The Manor Born 3.15 The House That £100k Built 4.15 Wild China 5.15 Antiques Road Trip
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Hoarder SOS 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks John Paul tries to encourage James to patch things up with his family. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Your Face Says It All Series where cutting-edge science takes viewers under the skin to reveal the hidden secrets of the human face. This episode explores what makes a beautiful face. 9.00 Married At First Sight Documentary series which investigates whether science can help us fall in love. In this episode, another couple are matched and meet just before they say ‘I Do’. Will true love flourish for these two singletons looking for The One? 10.00 Damned See highlights. 10.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson have another go at the words and numbers quiz. 11.35 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which a group of ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process. 12.35am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.55 Motor Sport: Caterham 2.25 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon 2.50 Food Unwrapped 3.20 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
Channel Five
6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Father’s Secret (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The Morgan’s battle to save the life of the man who holds the key to their family’s past. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 House Doctor House Doctor Tracy Metro helps sellers make the most of their properties. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series following the vets and patients of Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot’s former practice. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Ben Fogle meets people who have given up the rat race to start a new life in remote parts of the world. Ben journeys to the USA’s Pacific Northwest to live with British-born Lynx Vilden, a real-life Stone Age woman. 10.00 The Boy With Giant Hands Documentary. Eight-year-old Kaleem suffers from macrodactyly or local gigantism - his hands measure 13 inches from wrist to fingertips. Cameras follow as he undergoes special surgery in the hopes of easing his problems and helping him be more accepted in his small Indian village. 11.05 The Hotel Inspector Returns Documentary series. 12.05am Inside Holloway Prison 1.00 SuperCasino 3.05 Love/Hate 4.00 Now That’s Funny! 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Police Ten 7 (x2)
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland 8.00 Bridging The Gap: How The Severn Bridge Was Built 9.00 Horizon: Inside The Dark Web 10.00 Fatal Experiments: The Downfall Of A Supersurgeon 11.00 The Brain: A Secret History 12.00am Precision: The Measure Of All Things
12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! (x2) 1.00 Two And A Half Men
11.55am The Darling Buds Of May 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Lightfields 12.05am Wycliffe 1.10 The Darling Buds Of May
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 TBA 8.00 Big Bang Theory (x2). See highlights. 9.00 Body Fixers 10.00 Empire 11.00 First Dates Abroad 12.05am The Lie Detective
1.00pm Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Homes By The Sea
11.00am Double Indemnity (1944) 1.25pm Reap The Wild Wind (1942) 4.05 Anzio (1968) 6.25 A League Of Their Own (1992) 9.00 47 Ronin (2013) 11.20 Friends With Benefits (2011) 1.30am The Punk Singer 3.15 Teleshopping
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Fire Twister (2015) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: X-Men (2000) 11.10 FILM: Planet Terror (2007) 1.20am Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2)
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WEDNESDAY 26 Charade Latest TV, 11.10am Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn are in Paris for romance and suspense, with both leads nominated for a Golden Globe for their performances. When the widow of a murdered man finds that several men are on her tail to get hold of a fortune her husband stole, she doesn’t know who she can trust.
The Great British Bake Off: The Final BBC1, 9pm This is what all of those sugared buns and many-tired cakes, plaited breads and mini yorkshire puds, have been leading to. It’s the final, and the last one ever with Mel, Sue, and Mary all still on board the good ship Bake Off. No, you’ve got something in your eye! Mouth-watering stuff.
The Exorcist Syfy, 9pm Based on the novel by William Blatty that inspired the classic horror film, this brand new series is already causing a stir with the critics. The scene was set last week when Geena Davis as Angela Rance asked the church for help in ridding her family of a demon. Now it’s time for the church to be difficult about it.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Streamline Express (1935) 7.10 Stagecoach West 8.10 Our Girl Friday (1953) 9.40 House Across the Lake (1954) 11.25 Charade (1963) See highlights. 1.30pm Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 High Tide (1980) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Brighton Lights
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. This week: Turrell Brothers. 10.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 10.30 Noise Floor In the episode of Noise Floor; presenter Mark Del catches up with Shelter Point, Harleighblu, Nina Smith and Jake Bugg performs 'Broken' live at Splendour. ( 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote (x4)
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Countryfile Autumn Diaries 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off: The Final See highlights. 9.00 The Missing Thriller. Julien returns to Paris to visit the father of Sophie Giroux, but Remy isn’t all that pleased to see him. Meanwhile, Alice is upset by an argument in the house and begs her brother, Matthew, to act against his better judgment in order to help her feel safe. When another unforeseeable trauma hits the Webster family, it looks set to tear them apart for good. In Iraq, Julien finally comes face to face with the Awol British soldier he has been searching for - but not in the way he expected. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts another edition of the lighthearted sports quiz. Regular captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by stars from the world of sport. 11.15 FILM: Tron: Legacy (2010) Starring Jeff Bridges, Garrett Hedlund, Olivia Wilde, Michael Sheen. Sci-fi sequel. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News
6.00am Cowboys And Angels 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Hi-de-Hi! 2.15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.45 Open All Hours 3.15 The House That £100k Built 4.15 Wild China 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball provides news and gossip from the world of Strictly, and more couples join her on the sofa. Plus Ian Waite delves into the latest training footage, an inside scoop on how the couples are progressing with their new routines. 7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide 9.00 Autumnwatch The best of the season’s wildlife with Chris Packham, Martin Hughes-Games and Michaela Strachan, live from their base at Arne in Poole Harbour, one of the best places in the UK to witness the autumn spectacle. Martin goes on a live sound safari and Gillian Burke tells the tale of Britain’s most elusive and prettiest spider. 10.00 The Premier League Football Show Weekly magazine programme featuring in-depth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 No Such Thing As The News Current affairs made interesting and funny by the team behind QI. 11.45 Hunting The Nazi Gold Train 12.45am Sign Zone: Britain’s Pet Secrets With Anne Robinson 1.45 Sign Zone: Ambulance
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale It is a big day for Lawrence. Charity is floored by Noah’s announcement. Frank blows it with Vanessa. 7.30 Coronation Street Can Sarah resist the temptation of Gary? Michelle’s fears start to grow. Peter feels judged from every side. 8.00 Puppy Secrets: The First Six Months Second of a two-part documentary about four very special litters of puppies. 9.00 HIM Three-part domestic horror drama about a 17-year-old boy, known only as HIM, who struggles to contain the terrifying secret of his inherited supernatural powers. Losing control of his power, HIM nearly destroys his father’s house. As his parents struggle to work out what is best for their son, HIM turns to his therapist Ross for help after learning some unnerving truths about his inherited abilities. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 FILM: The Scorpion King (2002) Starring The Rock, Steven Brand, Bernard Hill, Michael Clarke Duncan. Action fantasy adventure. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Hoarder SOS 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks James is angry at John Paul for meddling; is it game over for the couple? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Little British Isles With Alison Steadman Actress Alison Steadman celebrates the wild beauty of Britain’s remote islands. 9.00 Grand Designs Property series following householders as they build their own homes. Can you really build a Grand Design when you’ve only got £500 to start with? That’s what Simon and Jasmine Dale had in the bank when they started to build their unique three bedroom family house high up in the hills of rural Pembrokeshire. 10.00 Gogglebox: Celebrity Special For Stand Up To Cancer A celebrity special of the television review comedy series in aid of Stand Up To Cancer. 11.05 World Of Weird A look at outlandish and extraordinary people, situations and phenomena from around the world. 12.10am Four To The Floor: Music On 4 12.40 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.30 FILM: Letters To Juliet (2010) 3.10 Your Face Says It All 4.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Location, Location, Location
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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: I Didn’t Kill My Sister (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac and Leah each struggle privately with being apart from each other, so Billie and VJ trick them into meeting up. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Britain’s High Court enforcement agents face heated confrontations, a wall of lies and a terrifying loss of temper. Experienced agent Stewart and trainee Iain chasing £3,500 owed by a builder to a dissatisfied customer. Del and Dael collect over £2,500 owed to a frozen food company. 10.00 Undercover Benefits Cheat Reality series in which investigative reporter Paul Connolly goes undercover as a sickness benefits scrounger in order to expose the real benefits cheats. This week he investigates the people who claim housing benefits from the state while raking in cash from subletting. 10.30 Football On 5: The EFL Cup Highlights of the Fourth Round of the EFL Cup. 12.00am BAMMA Highlights 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Love/Hate 4.00 Night Crime UK: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Stella 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 12.00am A League Of Their Own
7.00pm News 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland 8.00 Castles: Britain’s Fortified History 9.00 Sailors, Ships & Stevedores: The Story Of British Docks 10.00 Fatal Experiments: The Downfall Of A Supersurgeon 11.00 Sleuths, Spies & Sorcerers: Andrew Marr’s Paperback Heroes 12.00am The Last Explorers
12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 You’ve Been Framed! A-Z Of Animals 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad!
1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Killer Women With Piers Morgan 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Lightfields 12.05am Wycliffe 1.10 The Darling Buds Of May
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Crazyhead 10.00 Scream Queens 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoo Fixers
11.05am FILM: Flying Tigers (1942) 1.05pm Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 1.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 1.35pm The Professionals (1966) 4.05 True Grit (1969) 6.40 Chocolat (2000) 9.00 Salt (2010) 11.00 Sightseers (2012) 12.45am Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten (2007) 3.15 Teleshopping
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Atlantic Rim (2013) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 The Exorcist. See highlights 10.00 Hunters 11.00 FILM: Pandorum (2009) 1.10am The Exorcist 2.10 Hunters
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THURSDAY 27 The Apprentice: You’re Fired BBC2, 10pm Fresh off the back of this evening’s task with all of its requisite embarrassments and business tomfoolery, that has led to one unhappy entrepreneur leaving the race to be Lord Sugar’s partner, Rhod Gilbert is at the helm. With good humour and guests, they look back on what exactly went wrong.
Me... & My Eating Disorder Channel Five, 10pm As food choices are changing with the seasons – out with the picnics and in with the casseroles – this candid documentary series seems well timed to look at relationships with food. From Ian’s anorexia, to Cheryl’s binge eating that helped her cope with her mother’s depression, the stories are told.
Tricked: House Of Horrors ITV2, 9pm Prankster and magician Ben Hanlin has a special Halloween themed episode of his hidden camera show, scaring celebrities and making their eyes go all wide and dramatic. Megan McKenna witnesses some paranormal activity, and Blue’s Lee Ryan gets revenge on band mate Simon Webbe – finally.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am West of Kerry (1938) 7.15 Stagecoach West 8.15 Paul Temple's Triumph (1950) 9.55 No Lady (1931) 11.20 God's Little Acre (1958) 1.30pm Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Brothers in Law (1957) 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 Love That Car 5.00 Banterflix 5.30 Walks Around Britain
6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 9.00 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 How It Is Joe Willis presents a fly-on-the-wall look at teenage life. 10.00 Grass Roots Music Stuart Braithwaite of Mogwai. The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland. 10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix Latest TV goes from local to global with a mix of music and film shorts from our sister channel Sheffield Live! 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions Rha Stranges in session at Brighton's Latest MusicBar. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 4.30 Grass Roots Music 5.00 Sounding Out 5.30 Banterflix
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Johnny comes to a realisation which he is forced to confront. Worried about her sister, Kim takes matters into her own hands. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Class Of 2015 A catch-up with the contestents from The Great British Bake Off 2015. When Nadiya won last year’s Great British Bake Off, the nation watched, she cried, we cried. Now the bakers of 2015 return to the tent for a special look back at last year’s show. We see the baking disasters and the baking triumphs as the bakers give a rare insight into life in the tent and life after the tent. A lot has happened in the year since they hung up their Bake Off aprons. 9.00 The Apprentice Series in which candidates compete to go into business with multi-millionaire Lord Sugar. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball provides backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action from the dancefloor. 7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Autumnwatch At the end of an action-packed week, Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games report live on all the wildlife stories from their base at Arne on the south coast. Wildlife up and down the country has been putting on incredible displays and the team use the latest technology to show nocturnal animal action. 9.00 The Fall Crime drama series set in Northern Ireland. Spector’s legal team are determined that he will never stand trial. Anderson and Ferrington make a discovery from the past that may help Gibson build her case. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Victorian Slum A group of 21st-century people move into a Victorian tenement in the heart of London’s East End to experience the tough living and working conditions of the Victorian poor. 12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: Louis Theroux Savile 2.00 Sign Zone: A World Without Down’s Syndrome?
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity and Cain prepare to leave. 7.30 Can Your Diet Defeat Diabetes?: Tonight Jonathan Maitland investigates claims that millions of people are in danger of developing type 2 diabetes - and that many may already have it without knowing. 8.00 Emmerdale Cain makes his decision. Things between Zak and Joanie start to sour. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady returns to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. In the final episode in this series, Paul meets the impossibly cute Dudley, an old English sheepdog who is just sixweeks old and looks like a fluffy teddy bear. 9.00 Paranoid Crime drama series following an investigation into the murder of a GP. Lucy reveals a secret past which devastates Bobby, while police in Germany and the UK make a breakthrough involving drug trials. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 The Last Word 11.10 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Can Your Diet Defeat Diabetes?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Countryfile Autumn Diaries 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Cowboys And Angels 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Pressure Pad 1.45 Hi-de-Hi! 2.15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.45 Open All Hours 3.15 The House That £100k Built 4.15 Wild China 5.15 Antiques Road Trip
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Hoarder SOS 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks John Paul encourages James to get some counselling. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series. George meets Ian and Becky, who are embarking on the restoration of a rare VW Phoenix campervan and adding a sound-activated dance floor. 9.00 Hunted Documentary series following British citizens who are given fugitive status and go on the run in the UK. In this series finale, the Hunters have just a few days to track down the four remaining fugitives. By pulling in potential informants, launching a focused social media campaign and scouring CCTV, Chief Bleksley and his team are leaving nothing to chance. 10.00 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series following specialist letting agents trying to keep both private landlords and tenants happy. 11.05 Married At First Sight Documentary series. 12.10am Gogglebox: Celebrity Special For SU2C 1.10 FILM: Tanu Weds Manu Returns (2015) 3.25 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 3.40 Addicted To Spending: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Kiss Of The Black Widow: Part 1 (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Chris tries to leave the Bay without saying goodbye but is touched when Irene throws him a goodbye party. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Tube: Going Underground Documentary series following the work of the staff who keep London’s underground train service running smoothly. 8.00 On Benefits: Spend It Like Beckham Documentary series about people living on welfare. 9.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours. Armando is passionate about his amateur radio, but the neighbours claim the 30ft mast is affecting their health. Christine thought an injunction would keep Matthew away from her, until he made a very personal appearance. Becce and Hamza moved back to her home town but soon found rumours being passed around. 10.00 Me... & My Eating Disorder See highlights. 11.05 Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? Revisit Documentary series about people with excessive or now-regretted tattoos. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Britain’s Greatest Bridges 4.00 Riots & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Railways: The Making Of A Nation 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 Rome’s Invisible City 10.00 Fatal Experiments: The Downfall Of A Supersurgeon 11.00 The Incredible Human Journey 12.00am Great Barrier Reef 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1982
2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tricked: House Of Horrors. See highlights. 10.00 Celebrity Juice Special 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Lightfields 12.05am Wycliffe
1.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Speed (1994) 11.20 Tattoo Fixers 12.20am The Big Bang Theory (x2)
9.30am Grand Designs 10.30 Time Team 11.35 FILM: The Yellow Mountain (1954) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 My Floating Home 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Face Of A Fugitive (1959) 12.40pm The Last Sunset (1961) 2.55 One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 5.05 White Feather (1955) 7.10 Post Grad (2009) 9.00 The Cold Light Of Day (2012) 10.50 Black Mountain Poets (2015) 12.40am Marley (2012) 3.35 Teleshopping
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 Bitten 10.00 The Exorcist 11.00 FILM: Outlander (2008) 1.30am Bitten
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FRIDAY 28 QI BBC2, 10pm It’s a brand new series, and Sandi Toksvig has taken over the bridge from Stephen Fry. Already you can feel the tension ramp up as viewers catch their breath in wonder as to how the new dynamic will play out. Wot no magic? Maybe. Guests are Lucy Beaumont, Jason Manford, Rhod Gilbert, plus Alan Davies.
The Last Leg Channel 4, 10pm As the American election date grows ever nearer, you can bet that whatever major faux pas or scandal has been exposed in this dirty tricks campaign will be royally roasted by Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. Special guest in the studio this week is glitzy superstar Joan Collins. Ace.
Hooten And The Lady Sky1, 9pm These two get to see more sights around the world in a month than Judith Chalmers ever dreamed of! This time the adventurer and the archeologist are hot on the trail of the priceless Cintamani jewel in Cambodia. Problem is, they soon cross paths with a ruthless drug gang who don’t want to be friends.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Under A Cloud (1937) 7.20 Stagecoach West 8.20 Booby Trap (1957) 9.50 Fighting Man Of The Plains (1949) 11.40 The Lost Moment (1947) 1.30pm Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Sapphire (1959) 3.50 BFI: New Towns for Old 4.00 The 1916 Easter Risin 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 The Music Manual 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel Rock chick Raya Rose is our Bsession guest & Together The People and Quantic on the show. ( 9.30 Under The Radar Birth Of HipHop. Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings host videos by Afrika Bambaataa, Man Parrish, Kurtis Blow, and Sugarhill Gang. 10.00 Vibrations 10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Osaro: New Music Alert 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Quiz. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It is Lee’s stag do, but what do his friends and family have in store? 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. This episode is a compilation of previously unseen material. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Mitchell and guest panellists Chris Bryant MP and Rose Matafeo. 9.30 Still Game Comedy series in which lifelong friends cope with everything modern life has to throw at them. After a year of marriage, Fergie gets relationship advice from Jack and Victor. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham presents his chat show. 11.25 Josh Sitcom about flatmates Josh, Kate and Owen. 11.50 The NFL Show The NFL Show. 12.20am The Apprentice 1.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News
6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents the one hour Friday show, packed with backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 Mastermind Quiz. 8.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off, in which Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity fans to take a look at the most recent episode, with interviews and unseen footage. 9.00 The Fall Crime drama series set in Northern Ireland. The series concludes as Gibson and Anderson put fresh evidence to Spector, with explosive results. Spector’s newfound friendship with another inmate develops, with devastating consequences. 10.00 QI See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.05 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.10am The School That Got Teens Reading 1.10 Sign Zone: Question Time 2.10 Sign Zone: Sir Chris Hoy: 200mph At Le Mans
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Zak is surprised. Kerry is determined. 7.30 Coronation Street Michelle faces her turmoil. Caz begins to plot after rejection from Kate. 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain This time, Liz Bonnin visits the tiny island of Lunga off the south west coast of Scotland for an encounter with a colony of adorable Atlantic puffins. 8.30 Coronation Street Steve comes face to face with fate. 9.00 The Level Crime drama series centring on a good cop with a dark secret. Nancy’s personal and professional lives collide when the full extent of Frank’s monstrous crimes becomes clear. Stood down by Newman for being too emotionally involved, Nancy is forced to operate outside the law to prove her case against Nash. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Overboard (1987) Starring Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Edward Herrmann, Katherine Helmond. Romantic comedy about a rich, spoilt woman whose life of luxury comes to an abrupt halt when an out-of-pocket carpenter decides to teach her a lesson. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Countryfile Autumn Diaries 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Cowboys And Angels 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Flog It! 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Pressure Pad 1.45 Hi-de-Hi! 2.15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.45 Open All Hours 3.15 The House That £100k Built 4.15 Wild China 5.15 Antiques Road Trip
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Hoarder SOS 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy starts working for Jude again, but will she uncover the scam? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Ade Adepitan and director Vicki Cooper investigate the legacy of Agent Orange, the toxic herbicide dropped by US forces during the Vietnam War. 8.00 Jamie’s Super Food Series in which Jamie Oliver aims to enhance favourite family recipes with super food ingredients. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt reveal more secrets of the food that we eat. In Paris, at the largest wholesale food market in the world, Jimmy learns that British cheeses’ explosion in popularity is down to increasingly strong flavours. 9.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg See highlights. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series. Justin tries out his self-help dating methods on Maisie and Ekow meets waitress Deborah. 12.10am World Of Weird 1.05 FILM: Powder Room (2013) 2.35 Humans 3.30 Humans .25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.20 Location, Location, Location
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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Kiss Of The Black Widow: Part 2 (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Olivia is sent a message from a girl who claims to be a victim of Kirk Sheppard, the same man who abused Olivia. 6.30 Police Interceptors: Takedown With Vinnie Jones Reality series featuring high-speed chases and action as Vinnie Jones gets up close and personal with two forces in Northumberland and Dyfed Powys, as they battle against crime on the frontline. 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles Documentary series. Edinburgh’s handsome hilltop bastion is Scotland’s most popular paid tourist attraction. 9.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges Documentary series. 10.00 FILM: Tombstone (1993) Starring Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Michael Biehn, Powers Boothe. A tale about the battle for law and order in the Old West, based on the story of US marshal Wyatt Earp. 11.00 5 News 11.05 FILM: Tombstone (1993) Pow! Pow! Pow! 12.30am SuperCasino 3.10 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 4.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords: Revisited 4.45 The Great Artists 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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3.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Harry Hill’s Tea-Time 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Hooten And The Lady. See highlights. 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Nicky And Wynton: The Making Of A Concerto 9.00 Petula Clark Live In Berlin 10.00 Je T’aime: The Story Of French Song With Petula Clark 11.00 Dusty Springfield At The BBC 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1982 12.40 Petula Clark Live In Berlin
12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Kids 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.10 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! (x2)
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Lightfields 12.05am FILM: Doc Hollywood (1991)
3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Friday Night Dinner (x2)
3.55pm Formula 1: Mexican Grand Prix Practice 1 5.40 Guy Martin’s Passion For Life 5.50 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 LIVE: Formula 1: Mexican Grand Prix Practice 2 9.35 FILM: Broken City (2013) 11.40 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.40am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.45 Love Child
11.00am A Matter Of Life And Death (1946) 1.10pm The Best Of Benny Hill (1974) 2.50 Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949) 5.05 The Quick Gun (1964) 6.55 The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012) 9.00 Red (2010) 11.15 The Iceman (2013) 1.25am The Filth And The Fury (2000) 3.40 Teleshopping
12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus (2010) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 10.50 The Exorcist 11.50 FILM: Cursed (2005) 1.50am Star Trek: Voyager
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SATURDAY 29 NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 8pm There’s always a party just around the corner in New Orleans, with good food simmering on the heat, and a crime waiting to be solved with a combination of cleverness, toughness and old fashioned charm. Brody thinks a sailor hit by a party bus is connected to her sister’s death. Cleverness?
Imagine... The Seven Killings Of Marlon James BBC2, 9.30pm Alan Yentob joins novelist Marlon James as he returns to his home country of Jamaica. Last year James became the first Jamaican to win the Man Booker prize, for his novel about the events surrounding the attempted assassination of Bob Marley. The perfect guide to the island.
Celebrity Juice: Halloween Special ITV2, 10.20pm Be assured of outrageous spooky outfits and envelope-pushing challenges and stunts in this specially themed Celebrity Juice. Joining host Keith Lemon and team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are Cher Lloyd, Ben Shepherd, Joey Essex and Gino ‘Sheffield’ D’Acampo.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Talkies 6.15 Fire Maidens From Outerspace (1956) 7.50 Police Dog (1955) 9.20 Richard Diamond (1957) 9.50 Pit of Darkness (1961) 11.25 Men In War (1957) 1.30pm Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Brandy for the Parson (1951) 5.35 BFI: A City Reborn (1945) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Latest In Lewes A programme about the Latest weekly events in Lewes. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Under The Radar Birth Of HipHop. Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings host videos by Afrika Bambaataa, Man Parrish, Kurtis Blow, and Sugarhill Gang. 9.00 Live At The Latest Southern soul and burning blues from Mike Ross filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton in 2016. 10.00 StageUp Unplugged A showcase of the best local talent. 10.30 DJ Box 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live! 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Latest In Lewes 1.00 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 DJ Box Sessions 4.30 The Bassment 5.00 Urban Expression 5.30 Scotland's City Safari
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6.00 Pointless Celebrities Quiz presented by Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman. Featuring Hal Cruttenden and Justin Moorhouse, Rhona Cameron and Sean Hughes, Jeremy Hardy and Francesca Martinez, Robert Webb and Isy Suttie. 6.45 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrities pair up with professional dancers in this dancing competition. 8.20 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the quiz in which two teams of strangers play against each other to complete a series of lists and win up to £100,000. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws. 9.10 Casualty Dervla goes missing, and Dylan is distraught. Could the new F1 have something to do with it? 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the Premier League, including Tottenham v Leicester City, West Brom v Manchester City, Crystal Palace v Liverpool, Manchester United v Burnley and, in the early kick-off, Sunderland v Arsenal. 11.45 Asian Provocateur: Mum’s American Dream Comedian Romesh Ranganathan travels the world again to meet family members. 12.15am FILM: Halloween: Resurrection (2002) 1.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News
7.30 A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley Series in which Lucy Worsley investigates the dark and revealing history of our curious relationship with killing. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Frazer keeps his savings in gold sovereigns. 9.00 Artsnight: 2016 The Year Of King Lear Magazine arts show. This year’s hottest play was written over 400 years ago - Shakespeare’s tragedy King Lear. With five major productions taking place across 2016, this film looks at why Lear resonates so deeply with contemporary audiences. The programme includes contributions from Diana Rigg, Timothy West, Antony Sher and Nicholas Hytner on why Lear is widely viewed as Shakespeare’s towering achievement. 9.30 Imagine... The Seven Killings Of Marlon James See highlights. 10.30 FILM: The Harder They Come (1973) Starring Jimmy Cliff, Janet Bartley, Carl Bradshaw. Seminal Jamaican drama about a country boy who heads for Kingston hoping to make it as a singer - but his musical career only begins to take off when he turns to a life of crime. 12.10am Andrew Marr’s Great Scots: The Writers Who Shaped A Nation 1.10 FILM: The Witchfinder General (1968) 1.35 FILM: The Curse Of Frankenstein (1957)
6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Rugby League: England V New Zealand 4.30 Final Score 5.10 Celebrity Mastermind 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today
6.35am FILM: They Knew What They Wanted (1940) 8.00 FILM: Mr And Mrs Smith (1941) 9.30 Coast 10.00 Secret Britain 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Great British Menu 1.00 Great British Menu 2.00 FILM: Vertigo (1958) 4.05 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 4.35 Flog It! 5.30 FILM: National Treasure (2004)
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6.15am Gillette World Sport 6.40 Manchester Half Marathon 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.50 The Simpsons 11.15 The Simpsons 11.45 The Simpsons 12.10pm Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 1.10 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Formula 1: Mexican Grand Prix Practice 3 5.30 Channel 4 News 6.00 Formula 1: Mexican Grand Prix Qualifying Live Steve Jones presents live coverage of Qualifying for the Mexican Grand Prix. The spectacular Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez in Mexico City plays host to Round 19 of the 2016 Formula 1 season. 9.00 How To Build A Human Documentary with Gemma Chan, the star of acclaimed drama series Humans. Gemma explores the frontiers of cutting-edge research into Artificial Intelligence, even constructing an AI version of herself. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show with Sean Lock and Danny Dyer taking on Joe Wilkinson and Gabby Logan. David O’Doherty joins Countdown’s resident lexicographer Susie Dent. 11.00 Michael Moore In Trumpland Oscar-winner Michael Moore dives right into hostile territory with his daring and hilarious one-man show, deep in the heart of TrumpLand, in the weeks before the 2016 election. 12.05am FILM: The American (2010) 1.55 (BST) Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.00 (GMT) Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 3.20 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Paw Patrol 8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.30 Noddy In Toyland 8.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.00 Shimmer & Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 FILM: Mosquito Squadron (1969) 12.20pm Police Interceptors 1.15 Police Interceptors 2.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away: Busted 3.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 4.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 5.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 6.15 NCIS Drama series following the US navy’s dedicated federal agency. The NCIS team finds itself involved with a city gang while investigating the death of a marine, and Gibbs must face his past once again when he finds a message at the scene of the crime. 7.05 NCIS Drama series. When one of Tony’s old cases is re-opened, he switches roles with Gibbs to finally solve the crime. 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce highlights of the weekend’s games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. 10.25 FILM: Step Brothers (2008) Starring Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins, Adam Scott, Kathryn Hahn. Comedy. Two spoilt middle-aged men who still live at home become stepbrothers when their parents marry. 12.15am (BST) SuperCasino 3.10 (GMT) Now That’s Funny! 4.00 Flood Chaos: Winter Road Rescue 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm Futurama (x7) 3.30 Modern Family 4.00 Harry Hill’s Tea-Time 4.30 Yonderland 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 10.00 FILM: Assault On Precinct 13 (2005) 12.05am Arrow 1.05 Mount Pleasant
7.00pm Sailors, Ships & Stevedores: The Story Of British Docks 8.00 The Incredible Human Journey 9.00 The Code (x2) 11.00 The Kate Bush Story: Running Up That Hill 12.00am Kate Bush At The BBC 1.00 (BST) Top Of The Pops: 1982 (x2) 1.15 (GMT) The Kate Bush Story: Running Up That Hill
2.50pm FILM: Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003) 4.40 FILM: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005) 6.20 FILM: Twilight (2008) 8.55 Scorpion 9.50 The Xtra Factor Live 10.20 Celebrity Juice: Halloween Special. See highlights. 11.10 Family Guy (x2) 12.35am American Dad! 1.00 Release The Hounds
7.15am Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.25 Wycliffe 10.35 FILM: Carry On Henry (1971) 12.25pm Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle 1.55 Rosemary And Thyme (x2) 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Colditz 1.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple
9.35am How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 11.00 Black-ish (x5) 1.30pm The Goldbergs (x2) 2.30 FILM: Stuart Little 2 (2002) 4.05 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: Chronicle (2012) 10.40 Gogglebox 11.50 Rude Tube (x2) 1.55am The Inbetweeners
11.00am My Floating Home 12.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather 9.00 Tony Robinson: Down Under 10.00 Little British Isles With Alison Steadman 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
11.00am A Monster In Paris (2011) 1.00pm City Of Ember (2008) 2.50 Casper (1995) 4.55 Step Up: Miami Heat (2012) 6.50 Mission: Impossible (1996) 9.00 Solomon Kane (2009) 11.05 Excision (2012) 12.40am (BST) Eyes Without A Face (1959) 2.25 (GMT) Rec 3 Genesis (2012) 4.00 Teleshopping
11.00am FILM: Sleeping Beauty (2014) 1.00pm FILM: The Hunters (2013) 3.00 FILM: Avengers Confidential: Black Widow And Punisher (2014) 5.00 FILM: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 7.00 FILM: XMen (2000) 9.10 FILM: Outlander (2008) 11.40 FILM: Mega Spider (2013) 1.30am FILM: Inanimate (2015)
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SUNDAY 30 Humans Channel 4, 9pm Season two of the hugely popular sci-fi drama picks up again with the world of humans and ‘synths’ co-existing. Niska is living as a fugitive in Berlin, but an unexpected romantic encounter leads to far-reaching consequences. And while Leo, Max and Mia are lying low, helping Hester exposes them all.
Nigel Farage Gets His Life Back BBC2, 10pm This fly-on-the-wall mockumentary asks, now that Nigel Farage has got us to leave the European Union and retired to “get his life back” – what does that life consist of? Instantly recognisable, hugely divisive, and no longer leading his party – spot of gardening perhaps?
Crazyhead E4, 10pm Nothing bonds a friendship like kicking some demon ass, except it can also draw a bit of unwanted attention. Amy and Raquel’s first draft exorcism puts them on Callum’s radar and he’s all set to stop them doing any more. How? Well by using the powerful soul-sucking Mercy to take them out of the game.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Last Curtain (1937) 7.20 Impact (1963) 8.35 Mutiny (1952) 10.15 Danger Lights (1930) 11.45 The Cariboo Trail (1950) 1.30pm Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Brighton Rock (1947) 3.50 BFI: When The Pie Was Opened (1941) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Easy Riders 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun: The Experts 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica In this episode, learn how to sign special diet requirements and how to get around in a restaurant. Plus, be amazed by Jessica's usherette and dinner hosting skills. 9.00 Shaun's People Brand new magazine show, as Shaun Troke talks to a mix of people about what's happening in the real world, the celebrity world, current affairs, and a whole host of others. 9.30 A Day In The Life Documentary series. The arrivals and departures at East Midlands Airport, and the people who make it tick. 10.00 Sunday Sessions. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 DiTR Presents 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 How It Is 2.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 Under The Radar 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)
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6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 A Tale Of Five Temples The Story Of Hinduism In Britain 1.45 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Escape To The Country 2.55 Points Of View 3.10 The Great British Bake Off: The Final 4.10 The Great British Bake Off Class Of 2015 5.10 Songs Of Praise: Gospel Choir Of The Year 5.50 BBC News 6.05 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Results from the latest round of the celebrity ballroom dancing competition. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s, based on the novels by Winston Graham. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.20 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of today’s two Premier League matches, including Chelsea’s trip to Southampton and Everton at home to West Ham. There is also a chance to see all the goals and major incidents from Saturday’s seven Premier League fixtures. 11.30 The Women’s Football Show Football series looking at the biggest issues in the women’s game. 12.00am American Football 1.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News
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6.15am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.00 Glorious Gardens From Above 7.45 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 8.15 Greatest Gardens 8.45 Countryfile Autumn Special 9.45 The Beechgrove Garden 10.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.45 Food & Drink 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Great British Menu 2.00 Killer Whales - Beneath The Surface: Natural World 3.00 Heir Hunters 3.45 Flog It! 4.40 FILM: Frankenweenie (2012) 6.00 Britain’s Classroom Heroes 2016 Hugh Dennis hosts Britain’s Classroom Heroes - a celebration of the nation’s top teaching talent. 7.00 Inside Obama’s White House The story of how Barack Obama tried to reshape America, as told by his inner circle and the president himself. Episode three explores how Obama set out to end George Bush’s wars in the Middle East. 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide Neil Oliver and Tessa Dunlop present the ultimate guide to the heart of England’s south coast - a stretch book-ended by two pebble beaches at Brighton and Chesil. 9.00 Operation Goldrush With Dan Snow 10.00 Nigel Farage Gets His Life Back See highlights. 10.35 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Elis James and Sara Pascoe. 11.10 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Sandi Toksvig looks at the north and the Norse with Lucy Beaumont, Jason Manford, Rhod Gilbert and Alan Davies. 11.55 FILM: Let Me In (2010) Starring Kodi Smit-McPhee, Chloe Grace Moretz. Horror. 1.40am Countryfile Autumn Special 2.35 Holby City
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6.00am Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (x2) 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 6.45 Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Super 4 7.15 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10.00 Peston On Sunday 10.55 Gino’s Italian Escape: Hidden Italy 11.25 Chopping Block 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The X Factor 2.30 Midsomer Murders 4.30 Spotless 5.30 Tipping Point 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts the celebrity spin-off of the popular quiz show. In this edition, Loose Women panellist Nadia Sawalha, actors James Cosmo and Jimi Mistry and Emmerdale star Gemma Atkinson take on the Chaser in the hope of winning thousands of pounds for their charities. 8.00 The X Factor Results 9.00 Tutankhamun Third episode of a four-part drama series, based on the true story of Howard Carter’s epic quest to discover the lost tomb of the boy-king Tutankhamun. In 1922 Carter finally discovers the tomb and its untold riches, but the rules of who owns the treasures in Egypt have changed and threaten to bankrupt Carnarvon and end the dig. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston and Allegra Stratton present a weekly political magazine show featuring a mix of big political interviews, topical guests, authors and a bit of satire. 11.15 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the best of the action from round seven of the Aviva Premiership Rugby season. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.00am Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 6.15 Motor Sport: Caterham 6.45 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.10 Frasier 7.35 Frasier 8.00 Frasier 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 FILM: ParaNorman (2012) 3.50 FILM: Addams Family Values (1993) 5.40 Channel 4 News 6.00 Formula 1: Mexican Grand Prix Live Steve Jones presents live coverage of the Mexican Grand Prix, staged at the Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez in the heart of Mexico City. Mercedes driver Nico Rosberg, currently topping the drivers’ standings and targeting his first ever world title, enjoyed a memorable weekend here last year by taking pole position and a race win just ahead of his teammate Lewis Hamilton. 9.00 Humans See highlights. 10.05 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas. 11.10 FILM: Rush (2013) Starring Chris Hemsworth, Daniel Bruhl, Olivia Wilde, Alexandra Maria Lara, Pierfrancesco Favino, Natalie Dormer, Stephen Mangan, Christian McKay, Julian Rhind-Tutt and Colin Stinton. Biopic about the fiercely contested battle for the 1976 Formula One championship between James Hunt and Niki Lauda. Hunt, the playboy driver of the time, takes on Lauda, recovering from a serious crash in just a matter of weeks to push his rival all the way to the title. 1.25am Undercover Boss USA 2.15 Grand Designs Australia 3.15 Superfoods: The Real Story 3.40 Food Unwrapped 4.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Noddy In Toyland 8.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.00 Shimmer & Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Football On 5: The Championship 11.25 Football On 5: Goal Rush 11.50 World Rally Championships: Live 1.10pm The Gadget Show 2.10 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 2.40 FILM: High Spirits (1988) 4.30 FILM: The Ghost Of Greville Lodge (2000) 6.10 FILM: One Chance (2013) Starring James Corden, Alexandra Roach, Julie Walters, Colm Meaney, Mackenzie Crook. The story of downtrodden Port Talbot phone salesman turned unlikely opera tenor Paul Potts is the subject of this feelgood comedy drama. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 The Peter Kay Story Documentary tracing the remarkable career of one of Britain’s best-loved and most successful comedians, charting Peter’s journey from humble beginnings to superstardom. Featuring contributions from people who know him, have worked with him, as well as his fans and biographers. 10.30 Peter Kay At The Comedy Store Peter Kay performs his standup routine at the Comedy Store. 11.05 Peter Kay: The Early Days Rare early interview footage of the custard cream of comedy, Peter Kay. 11.35 FILM: My Super ExGirlfriend (2006) Starring Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson, Anna Faris, Eddie Izzard. Screwball comedy. 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Raw Recruits: Do Or Die 4.00 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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10.00am The Flash 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Drone Racing League 1.00 Modern Family (x5) 3.30 Pixar’s Greatest Moments 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Harry Hill’s Tea-Time 6.30 Yonderland 7.00 The Simpsons (x6) 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Ross Kemp’s Britain 12.00am The Force: Manchester
7.00pm Canals: The Making Of A Nation 7.30 Books That Made Britain 8.00 Frankenstein From The Royal Ballet 10.15 Annabel’s Nightclub: A String Of Naked Lightbulbs 11.15 BBC: The Secret Files 12.15am Fatal Experiments: The Downfall Of A Supersurgeon (x3) 3.15 Books That Made Britain
1.15pm Catchphrase 2.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Shockers 3.00 FILM: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005) 4.40 FILM: Smurfs: The Legend Of Smurfy Hollow (2013) 5.05 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 6.55 FILM: Red Riding Hood (2011) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.00am American Dad!
12.30pm Lewis 2.30 Columbo: The Most Crucial Game 4.10 FILM: Carry On Matron (1972) 6.00 Rosemary And Thyme 7.00 Lewis 9.00 When Ant And Dec Met The Prince: 40 Years Of The Prince’s Trust 10.35 Charles: The Destiny Of A Prince 11.35 FILM: The English Patient (1996) 2.35am Wycliffe
3.45pm Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 6.30 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.40 FILM: Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Crazyhead. See highlights. 11.10 FILM: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 1.30am The Inbetweeners (x2)
8.55am Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 9.55 Homes By The Sea 11.00 Come Dine With Me: Halloween Special 12.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Hitler: The Rise And Fall 9.00 Father Ted (x2) 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Hitler: The Rise And Fall
11.00am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) 1.00pm Rat Race (2001) 3.15 Master Of The World (1961) 5.15 Titanic (1997) 9.00 G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2012) 11.10 100 Bloody Acres (2012) 1.00am Night Cap (2009) 1.05 Squeal (2008) 1.10 Kill List (2011) 3.20 Teleshopping
11.00am FILM: Earthfall (2015) 1.00pm FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 3.00 FILM: Mantera (2012) 5.00 FILM: Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012) 7.00 FILM: The Hunters (2013) 9.00 FILM: Defendor (2009) 11.00 FILM: The Colony (2013) 1.00am FILM: Mega Spider (2013) 2.50 Fact Or Faked
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MONDAY 31 Dark Angel ITV1, 9pm First in a chilling two-part drama based on the true story of Mary Ann Cotton. In County Durham in 1857, Mary Ann and her husband Billy return to her parents’ home, after eloping five years earlier. They are welcomed, but the couple have a sadness of loss that could have an even darker tinge as their family expands.
First Dates Channel 4, 10pm More love-lovers matched up and hoping for a connection. ‘Awkward’ Arj finds the whole love and life thing difficult. Good thing he’s been matched with child psychology student Rebecca, who believes in digging deeper. And marvellous Lynn Ruth Miller is back in the dating pool with a first date since 1956.
Virago: Changing The World One Page At A Time BBC4, 10pm A publishing house that revolutionised the industry, this tells of Virago and how it was created to tell women’s stories, champion their voices, and represent 52 per cent of the population. Patronised and praised, this is women working in a man’s world to be heard.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Greed of William Hart (1950) 7.30 Stagecoach West 8.30 Lady Beware (1932) 9.50 The Search For Haunted Hollywood (1989) 11.35 Haunted Palace (1949) 12.10pm Ghosts on the Loose (1943) 1.30 Colonel March of Scotland Yard 2.00 Patricia Dainton Presents... 2.05 The House In Marsh Road (1960) 3.30 Patricia Dainton Presents... 3.35 BFI: Cross-Roads 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. This week: Whitehawk vs Truro City. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes from the best Scottish ingredients. 10.00 Slime House TV 10.45 Osaro: New Music Alert 11.00 Scouse Pop 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Osaro: New Music Alert 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Sister Rita To The Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 The Housing Enforcers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Moonstone 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out The programme charts the impact of the rise in type 2 diabetes on patients and NHS finances. 8.00 EastEnders Whitney and Lee are left in charge of the Vic - will all go to plan? Patrick tries to get to the bottom of what is going on with Dot. Sharon is stunned by Phil’s latest act. 8.30 How Rolls-Royce Bribed Its Way Around The World Panorama 9.00 Saving Africa’s Elephants: Hugh And The Ivory War 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. Among Graham’s guests are Benedict Cumberbatch, starring as Doctor Strange, Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne, starring in the Harry Potter prequel Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston, talking about his biography, A Life in Parts. Including chat and music from LeAnn Rimes, who performs The Story. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News
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6.00am Cowboys And Angels 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Flog It! 8.00 See Hear: Hidden Nation 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Pressure Pad 1.45 Hi-de-Hi! 2.15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.45 Open All Hours 3.15 The House That £100k Built 4.15 Wild China 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the gossip, exclusive news and behindthe-scenes action. 7.00 Richard Parks On Everest Documentary following endurance athlete Richard Parks as he attempts to summit Mount Everest without the use of supplementary oxygen, in a bid to discover the relationship between exercise and dementia. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 The Victorian Slum In the heart of the modern East End of London, a Victorian slum has been recreated and a group of 21st-century people move in. The slum dwellers have moved into the 1890s when Britain was slowly recovering from an economic depression. 10.00 Morgana Robinson’s The Agency Comedy impressions show. 10.30 Newsnight . 11.15 Horizon: The Wildest Weather In The Universe Series exploring topical scientific issues. 12.15am Frankenstein And The Vampyre: A Dark And Stormy Night 1.15 Sign Zone: See Hear: Hidden Nation 1.45 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 2.45 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Dan’s world is rocked. Zak grows suspicious. 7.30 Coronation Street Maria makes a shocking discovery. Nick and Leanne get some exciting news. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: Hidden Italy Gino D’Acampo continues his series in the Italian sunshine, exploring the country as the locals know it, meeting the people who keep age-old traditions alive and revisiting the culture of his homeland. 8.30 Coronation Street Maria faces a nightmare. Zeedan stuns Rana with an announcement. Erica is bewitched by Dev’s offer. 9.00 Dark Angel See highlights. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 11.00 ITV News Meridian 11.15 The Agenda ITV News at Ten presenter Tom Bradby discusses the big issues of the week with four distinguished guests in front of a studio audience. 11.55 The Jonathan Ross Show Chat show hosted by Jonathan Ross. Jonathan’s guests tonight are teenage singing sensation Shawn Mendes, singer and X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger, chef Gino D’Acampo and award-winning actor and comedian Stephen Merchant. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Hoarder SOS 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The hunt is on for Nico- will Sienna help catch her deadly daughter? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Dispatches Current affairs. Dealing with obesity now costs the NHS more than £5bn a year. More than four million British kids are overweight, and they’re getting fatter younger. Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has described tackling the childhood obesity crisis as a national emergency. 8.30 Supershoppers Consumer programme hosted by Andi Osho and Anna Richardson looking at Britain’s biggest brands and retailers. 9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which a group of ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process. This episode focuses on trust, a matter of life or death in the Special Forces. 10.00 First Dates See highlights. 11.05 Derren Brown Presents Twisted Tales Derren Brown hosts a Halloween special. 12.10am How To Build A Human 1.05 Hunted 1.55 FILM: Metallica: Through The Never (2013) 3.35 Food Unwrapped 4.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Location, Location, Location
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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Oliver’s Ghost (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The cyber bullying incident with Tabitha encourages Olivia to tell the police about her abuse at the hands of Kirk Sheppard. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 FIA World Rally Championship Highlights John Desborough presents highlights from round twelve of this year’s FIA World Rally Championship. 8.00 Police Interceptors: Drugs Bust Action-packed observational documentary series. 9.00 Chris Tarrant: Ice Train To Nowhere Documentary series in which Chris Tarrant explores the world’s most extreme railway lines. Chris heads to the Arctic to explore a railway which probably should never have been built, the Alaska Railroad. 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away: Busted Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. 11.05 FILM: The Haunting Of Radcliffe House (2014) Starring Matthew Modine and Oliva Williams. Feature-length horror mystery drama set against a backdrop of the Yorkshire Moors in winter. 12.50am Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Street Crime UK: Caught On Camera 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Simpsons (x2) 6.30 Modern Family 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am A League Of Their Own
7.00pm News 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland 8.00 Great Barrier Reef 9.00 Andrew Marr’s Paperback Heroes 10.00 Virago: Changing The World One Page At A Time. See highlights. 11.00 A Very British Pornographer: The Jack Kahane Story 11.30 The First World War
1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.05 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 American Dad! (x2) 10.55 The Cleveland Show (x2) 11.55 Celebrity Juice: Halloween Special 12.45am Tricked: House Of Horrors
12.00pm The Darling Buds Of May 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am Marchlands (x2)
3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2)4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Drifters 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Tattoo Fixers
10.00am Time Team 11.05 FILM: Hanover Street (1979) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.50 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 2.00pm The Cowboys (1972) 4.45 Bell, Book And Candle (1958) 6.55 Hocus Pocus (1993) 9.00 Devil’s Due (2014) 10.45 Fright Night (1985) 1.00am The Sixth Sense (1999) 3.10 Fright Bites 3.45 Teleshopping
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Bermuda Tentacles (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Aliens (1986) 11.50 FILM: Inanimate (2015) 1.40am Star Trek: Voyager
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