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THE BRIGHTON MAGAZINE

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Channel 7 Channel 159 FREE | 22 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 28 November 2016 | Issue 806

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5 DOGGY TALES It’s a farewell to Snowdogs

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6 ARTISTS OPEN HOUSES CHRISTMAS FESTIVAL Santa’s grottos, festive forests, galleries, gifts and more at the Artists Open Houses Christmas Festival

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9 ART SHOP & POTTERY

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1 The Black Fields The Fighter

Nangle gets her Christmas shopping in early; Andrew remembers a magical brass band

12 Lisa Osbourne Grounded

13 ANDREW KAY DINES OUT

13 She Said 200 Years

14 HOT LIST

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15 Susi John – BFR A Love song for Aung San

16 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

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What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music – plus the chart

16 The Lieutenant's Mistress

18 CELEB CITY & SHOPPING

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6 North Laine Thinking Hard

17 Roger Tabry Right Here

7 Stick In A Pot

Waiting (Accapella Mix)

Navel Lint 8 Linden Peter Gene

10 Chaos Borne

Big Brother winner Pete Bennett running celebrity cleaning service; Cosy up with winter coats and accessories

21 TV LISTINGS

18 The Flesh Happening

Your comprehensive 7 day guide to what’s on the box

Total Surrender

Vitam Vendor 9 No Sharp Objects Home

Andrew feasts on firm favourites from Moksha Caﬀe

14 The Magik Word Break

Every Time I Fall

5 Donna Fullman Stone

11 NANGLE NATTERS & YAK YAK YAK

You’re So Retro

4 My Little Problem Ele phants

Bringing feminism, antianxiety, and more to town, comedian Sofie Hagen talks to Victoria Nangle

11 Dirty Damn Humans

2 Swarf Parlour Tricks 3 Moonlighter

10 SOFIE HAGEN

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DOGGY TALES > A festive farewell for Brighton’s most pawsome visitors

or Snowdog fans it’s time to say goodbye to the much loved Snowdogs by the Sea art trail, as the pack of 44 giant sculptures and their litter of 22 Snowpups come together for a festive extravaganza to celebrate the end of the magical event. Organisers say the event will be packed with festive surprises and it’s a chance for dog lovers to grab one last selfie with the canines before the Snowdogs go under the hammer to raise funds for Martlets Hospice.

Thousands of people, visitors and residents alike, have flocked to see the dogs out on the ten week art trail, but this will be the first time the beautiful pack of pooches and their pups have been seen together. The Snowdog pack will be groomed and ready for their final visitors at Brighton Corn Exchange on Sunday 4th December and Monday 5th December.

“ It’s a chance for dog lovers to grab

one last selfie with the canines before the Snowdogs go under the hammer ”

Timed tickets are on sale via Brighton Dome at brightondome.org, over the phone: 01273 709709 and from the Box Oﬃce: Brighton Dome Tickets, 29 New Road, Brighton, BN1 1UG Tickets are £5 per adult and £3 per child, under 2’s are free. Booking fees may apply.

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WINTER WONDERLANDS > Santa’s grottos, festive forests, galleries, gifts galore & much more at Artists Open Houses Christmas Festival

hristmas is coming and, along with it, the annual Artists Open Houses Christmas Festival! With Santa’s grottos, winter wonderland gardens, candy cane surprises, as well as art, crafts and Christmas treats, there is something for all the family. Starting on November 26, the Artists Open Houses Christmas Festival covers the last weekend of November and the first two weekends of December, stretching across Brighton and Hove to Ditchling and Lewes. Waiting behind the door at 11 Rugby Road is a festive forest of trees hung with handmade decorations and a candyland kitchen crammed with Christmas treats. While at TheBigForest, in Chester Terrace, Mr Rowling and Mr Craven welcome visitors to their retro Christmas emporium. Handmade gifts include felt dog sculptures, dog brooches, miniature animals, cutout and dress Brighton men dolls and felt tree decorations. Peculiar, wonderful and thrilling, The Stanley Road Store will be holding special themed weekends, including Merry Kitschmas, Rough Luxury and Blooming Botanics. On oﬀer are children’s soft toys made from recycled fabrics, knitted kitties and a special children’s grotto.

oﬀering an amazing array of gifts from their talented collective of designers to complement a show of new work by local illustrator Dan Walters. And in a small gallery in Fisher Street, right in the heart of Lewes, portrait and reportage photographer Rosie Wooldridge exhibits her new exhibition Images of Childhood. In this series of portraits, children and young people were photographed engaged in an activity important to their lives. The portraits are accompanied by drawings and writings by the children telling their own stories. Don’t miss William Collier House in North Road, displaying work by people who have experienced unsettled housing and homelessness. Their last Open House exhibition was described as ‘really inspiring and thought provoking’. At Grace Eyre, in Marshall’s Row, see an inspirational collection of works by some of Brighton and Hove’s finest outsider artists. And at 48 St George’s Road view paintings and sculpture by seven students entering their final year at the University of Brighton. The Artists Open Houses Festival is the perfect way to explore and celebrate this winter – and what better way to shop for unique presents than with a glass of mulled wine and mince pie in hand! See www.aoh.org.uk for more info.

“ What better way to shop for unique

presents than with a glass of mulled wine and mince pie in hand! ”

At Hanover’s Little Papa House, in Queens Park Road, you can see giant candy canes in a winter wonderland garden, and Santa’s Grotto in the shed. See Atelier 51’s amazing ceramics and at New England House find gifts for all the family, while at Art Across The Line take a look at the infamous Festive Window! Hove Museum’s first Open House marks the start of its exhibition Fabula presents: Many ways to tell a story. Fabula is a collective of local and international artists from many diﬀerent backgrounds and disciplines. These include picturebook makers, illustrators, animators, painters and puppeteers, all united by a desire to tell stories through image, objects and text. At Party Animals at Unlimited, the Church Street shop and gallery are going ‘wild’ with bright, whimsical animalinspired prints, 6 | LATEST 7

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> Bringing feminism, antianxiety, and occasionally a pregnant friend to Brighton, last year’s Fosters’ Edinburgh Comedy Award Newcomer winner Sofie Hagen talks to Victoria Nangle After the success of Bubblewrap, did you feel a lot of pressure for what Shimmer Shatter ought to be? Yes but the pressure I put on myself had nothing to do with Bubblewrap. That's just how my mind works I rarely give myself

tourshow a really nice and comfortable place to be. So people can email me at anxietytour2016@gmail.com (which is an awful email, I know, I created it at 2am) and tell me if they need anything. Then I'll come out and walk them in and

“ My audience is a bunch of

introverted, uncool, intelligent and kindhearted oddballs – like me ”

permission to be mediocre, except when it comes to exercise and healthy eating. Had Bubblewrap failed, I still would have aimed to do an amazing show this year. Hopefully people agree that I have. I really like that you are appealing to have anxietysafe venues, with genderneutral toilets. What made you decide to take a stand on these issues? Thank you! I am so excited about it. My audience is a bunch of introverted, uncool, intelligent and kindhearted oddballs like me. And I struggle with shows sometimes. I hate buying tickets for something if I can't choose a seat. I panic if I have to sit in the middle of a huge crowd. When I realised my audience are similar to me, I desperately wanted to make my

they can pick a seat or whatever they need. We'll take it on a 'one person at a time' basis. You manage to combine being political with being immensely likeable, bringing the idealistic back to the personal with things like your examples of failing at feminism in your popular Guilty Feminist Podcast. What made you want to draw attention to the politics of life? Haha, you make it sound like such a conscious choice. Which I guess would be the normal thing to do. I usually just run with my feelings. I get excited about something, or curious or angry or sad, I share it. On stage, in my newsletter, on Twitter, in podcasts. Feminism is a thing that makes me both extraordinarily happy and sad

and angry at the same time and being allowed to think out loud about it with one of my best friends (Deborah Frances White) is such a gift. What is your favourite ‘Failing At Feminism’ example? When I'm really overworked and stressed and anxious because I don't know where the next paycheck is going to come from or I feel I have too much responsibility over a project, a tiny voice in my head goes: If only you were a 1920’s housewife. But then I remember how much I love to, you know, vote. Post Brexit – and being successful in both Britain and Denmark – where do you see yourself spending most of your time over the next few years? Britain. For so many reasons. Obviously because I love it so much. It feels like home. But also, weirdly enough, BECAUSE of Brexit. People are terrified, apparently. Why else would you choose to vote for something that's so hateful? And we can only fight fear and hatred with love and kindness. People need to understand that we are not the bad guys. I do realise that I'm not the person they're afraid of, as I'm awfully white but all I can do is stay and make sure to add a bit of that lovely melting pot of cultures that Britain is. Which makes it great.

Has the Brexit result made any diﬀerence to you? On a personal level, it has made me incredibly sad. I feel myself get incredibly emotional just remembering the morning the results came in. I refused to believe it. The right wing gained power in Denmark years ago and I tried to close my eyes and believe that it was just Denmark. Now it seems to be the whole world. Have we learned nothing from history? How is this possible? I am disappointed and angry. I don't know what, but I feel like I should have done more. Spoken to more people, tried to make them less afraid. I wish there was an answer or that I could go around and hug every single person who voted 'leave' and tell them to stop being so angry at the wrong people. Are you looking forward to coming to Brighton? I am awfully excited! Brighton is my vacation place within Britain. I went there for a weekend break with my pregnant friend. The atmosphere is like nowhere else. Komedia is also my favourite venue, so it's definitely one of my favourite spots on my tour. I only wish it was a bit further away from London, so I had an excuse to spend the night and not go back home. Sofie Hagen: Shimmer Shatter, Komedia, Thursday 24 November 2016, 8pm – £12/10

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NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle

YAK YAK YAK Andrew Kay

> Presents in the present

> Band of gold

@latestvicky

lright, I think it’s okay to talk about Christmas now without getting my head bitten oﬀ. I know lots of people that think the best time to buy presents is Christmas Eve – and good luck to them! – but what with having a big family, some of whom involve an elaborate and confusing timetable of trains and meals and passing like ships in the night, it’s always paid to be organised and start early. Not to mention spreading the cost of the presents I’d like to give between two months’ paychecks always seems like a good idea.

“ Get away from the jinglebell buzzing throng asap ” My main thing is that I like to give presents that won’t just annoy the recipient and gather dust. I mean, I’ve given my fair share of those – I’ll never forget the look on my Dad’s face when I gifted him a giant inflatable hammer that squeaked whenever you hit anyone with it. I believe it squeaked more when it was in my hands before delivery than ever it did after his confused face opened the paper on that bundle of joy. But I do like to try and give someone something that they might actually enjoy. Put a bit of thought into it, have a wander around the shops until the right present jumps out at me – without that murmur at the back of my mind that says all I really want to do is see if I can carve a trail through the busy seasonal masses and get away from the jinglebellbuzzing throng asap! These things need time... and space. Which is why I start my Christmas shopping in November. Craft fairs present opportunities to pick up oneoﬀ prizes that can just about hold their own okay against wealthier family members’ oﬀerings. Boutiques provide bespoke treasures. And engraving a small but precious article can convey that special something. Plus, this way January meals can consist of more than turkey curry and beans on toast. Here’s to a balanced diet! LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

few weeks ago I went to a fund raising concert in Brighton where I listened to two of my favourite singers, Claire Martin and Barb Jungr. Claire is an amazing jazz singer with truly captivating interpretive skills. Barb is a chanteuse whose voice is unique and she has the skill to wring out every last emotion from a song. I love her work and cannot wait to hear her new album of Beatles songs when it is released. At the weekend on social media she posted a video of a northern brass band. I love the sound of a brass band but it does have the most extraordinary eﬀect on me. Brass bands make me cry. I think my first memory of hearing a brass band was a childhood Christmas, I must have been five or maybe six as the memory is located close to my grandparents' home where at that time we still lived. It was Christmas morning and overnight it had snowed. Our street was cobbled but that morning everything lay under a thick blanket of pure white snow (yes cobbled, I am that old). Of course I had hardly slept in anticipation of the gifts that Father Christmas would bring so everyone had to get up early. My grandfather was in the kitchen cooking sausages and bacon and lamb chops and my baby brother and I were running round with new toys and selection boxes that we had been forbidden to open. Eventually I was coaxed into my best clothes ready to go to church. It was only two streets away but being late was not going to be an option. Finally, dressed in my best, we stepped through the vestibule – now there's a word that marries well to cobbled streets in terms of dating me – onto the front path which dad had already cleared of snow and from there out on the slippery York stone paving slabs beyond. It was cold and crisp and quiet – or was it? Wafting across the air came the sweet, golden and mellow sounds of a brass band playing carols. It was the Salvation Army Band, all dressed in crimson uniforms, caps and bonnets. It's a memory that I will never forget and one that always prompts me to donate to them to this day.

“ Coaxed into my best clothes ”

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ANDREW KAY Dines Out

@latestandrew

> Moksha Caﬀe

’ve been a fan of Moksha since day one. and confess that I find it slightly alarming that it was almost nine years ago, how time flies. Moksha is a success story and it’s easy to see why, proprietor and cook Oliver de Traﬀord is hands on, even after nine years you can see him there most days with his apron on, up to his neck in cake batter. And it was the cakes that first grabbed my attention, I mean, what’s not to like about a man that can make a battenburg that would put a smile on the face of Mary Berry. This time though I was in the mood for a late lunch, Moksha has over the years developed a great lunch menu and breakfast too, of which more later. The menu is always tempting and there are many classics to choose from. I trust that they are classically made too as Oliver prides himself on doing things properly, hence a perfectly made hollandaise and not some prefabricated job out of a jar.

“ A battenburg that would put a smile on the face of Mary Berry ” I like huevos rancheros but spotted a new item, huevos benedictos. Now that really is a tempting idea and one that I could not resist. I was right to give in to it too. It ticked so many of my boxes and left me with a big smile on my face, chorizo, avocado, tomato perfect poached eggs and hollandaise on toasted sourdough – bliss. Oliver spotted me there and came for a chat, bringing with him some hash browns and baked beans. Now I’m neither a hash brown or baked beans sort of man but I had to give in to these, little clouds of soft grated potato in a nest of crisp potato and zingy pinto and butter beans in a vibrant sauce. It was far too much for me to finish sadly. I had ordered a latte too which was great, the coﬀees are always great here, but again Oliver trumped it with a scary green smoothie. Now I have tried so many superfood smoothies and pretty much all of them sound good but taste like pond water. Not this one, it was deliciously sharp and fresh with a ginger kick. Oliver is always ready to rise to a challenge and by popular demand he has launched an excellent Christmas menu that will be available not only during the day but also some evenings and also LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

for private parties by arrangement. I took a look and as expected there is a great mix of traditional and new to tempt any palate and at sensible prices too, and the cafe is of course licensed to sell alcohol. I should have stopped with the smoothie but out came a stack of blueberry pancakes. In my view blueberries can be rather dull unless of course they are coupled with pancakes and maple syrup. In that combination the sharp fruits are balanced by the soft pancakes and sweet syrup in an utterly irresistible fashion. Oliver makes great, light pancakes with not a trace of the baking powder that is so often the downfall of this classic American dish and although I did not finish I had a damned good go at them. I also praise Moksha for serving a breakfast at breakfast time, open as they are from 7am weekdays, and I sent my colleagues Sam and Lesley to try. Sam’s report is below, and I urge you to get along there very soon. Moksha Caffe 45 York Place, Brighton and Hove, Brighton BN1 4GU mokshacaffe.com | Twitter: @mokshacaffe 01273 248890 Open seven days a week from 76 Mon to Fri, Sat & Sun 8 6

Moksha Breakfast I've always been partial to a full English and wasn't disappointed with Moksha's fabulous oﬀering. The perfectly presented plate arrived festooned with delicious, high quality food Cumberland sausage and bacon, freerange eggs (poached to perfection), a grilled flat mushroom and beef tomato with homemade baked beans and hash browns. Having never tried homemade baked beans, I was in for a real treat. Moksha uses a combination of haricot and broad beans, covered in a rich, fresh tomato sauce. I also sampled classic Eggs Royal. Smoked salmon, freerange poached eggs covered in a delightfully lemony homemade hollandaise sauce, served on sourdough toast. For something diﬀerent, the slightly spicy Huevos Rancheros (Ranch Eggs) is amazing. Freerange chorizo, black bean, sweetcorn and chipotle sauce is served on a crisp tortilla, then covered with melted cheese, fried eggs and an avocado salsa. Three delightful plates of food. LATEST 7 | 13

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Breeze Brasserie, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very aﬀordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Drakes, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Chilli Pickle

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu oﬀers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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MUSIC Jeﬀ Hemmings

@latestjeﬀ

> Teenage Fanclub

ENTERTAINMENT Joe Fuller @latestjoef

> Exclusive UK concert sees Nigel Kennedy & band reinterpreting the music of Jimi Hendrix

’ll admit to initially being curious rather than excited when hearing about Nigel Kennedy performing the music of Jimi Hendrix at Brighton Dome. Would it simply sound like a covers band, but with the added novelty of the world’s biggest selling violinist instead of a guitarist? Further investigation and YouTube video perusing has made me more excited about the show however. Kennedy has reinterpreted Hendrix before (although this is an exclusive UK concert in his hometown) and the footage you can easily find online highlights how these improvisations or composed reinterpretations provide a distinctive musical experience in their own right. Kennedy explains that “what attracts me to Jimi Hendrix's music is the amazingly open mind that he had.... There were any number of influences that you can hear through his compositions; these ranged from rock, blues and Celtic through to trance and experimental styles....”. You can hear his passion for the openness and fluid musicianship of Hendrix’s work through his performances. Some might only think of the hits when considering Hendrix’s oeuvre but give lectric Ladyland’ a spin to remind yourself of the hypnotic and fairly experimental side of his music. Kennedy will be performing ‘1983... (A Merman I Should Turn to Be)’ for example which is a lengthy, hazy number with striking stops and starts and an almost proglike ambiance. Kennedy will be joined by Robert Plant collaborator Doug Boyle, 18 year old guitar prodigy Julian Buschberger, vibraphonist Orphy Robinson and rhythm section Tomasz Kupiec and Adam Czerwinski. There will be acoustic and electric renditions so the concert should be varied and feature strong performances across the board. I’m looking forward to hearing some fresh reinterpretations of arguably the most unique guitarist of all time.

“ A distinctive

ith such luminaries as Kurt Cobain calling the band the best in the world, and Noel Gallagher saying they were the second best (after Oasis, of course), Teenage Fanclub have developed a deep and loyal fanbase over the years, releasing a string of critically lauded and commercially successful albums, culminating in ‘Songs From Northern Britain’, which reached number three in 1997. Last year Dave Grohl, exNirvana, asked the band to support his Foo Fighters at Old Traﬀord, eulogising about them on stage, too. Indeed, Teenage Fanclub's 1991 album ‘Bandwagonesque’ was voted best album of the year by Spin magazine, beating Nirvana's ‘Nevermind’ in the process.

“ Teenage Fanclub's 1991 album

Bandwagonesque was voted best album of the year by Spin magazine ”

Blake has been a resident in Canada for the last seven years, living with his Canadianborn wife, but he along with the other core members Raymond McGinley and Gerard Love continue their love aﬀair with all things The Byrds and Big Star via new album ‘Here’, full of breezy numbers that ride along that west coast vibe with big guitars, strong melodies and gloriously melancholic harmonies. “I think it’s a reflection of us as people,” says Blake. “We are a fairly optimistic group of people. There's always a bit of pessimism, but I hope that the music and lyrics are a reflection of us and our personalities.” And it seems that despite a gap of six years between albums, the band are being warmly embraced once again. “It's going really well. It may be the case of absence makes the heart grow fonder. Or maybe it's people thinking, 'you know, these guys are getting on a bit, they may not be around much longer’." Concorde 2. Thursday 24 November, SOLD OUT

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Nigel Kennedy plays Hendrix, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Friday 25 November Tickets from £32, brightondome.org, 01273 709709

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Sadowitz is vehemently careful with the reproduction of his shows and jokes (with many apparently stolen by the more mainstream comedians), meaning that you won’t find him on YouTube or a part of the regular Christmas DVD > It’s a kind of magic... release posse. In fact, despite regular rumours of DVD releases to come there are none out there. e’s an anarchist comedian of the first order. Sadowitz has Given a wide berth commented on the by the television lack of material from companies and yet voted him available: “If I had the 15th greatest my way, there would comedian of all time on be nothing out there Channel 4’s 2007 ‘100 whatsoever, and Greatest Standups’, Jerry there would be Sadowitz is a performer of nothing on Earth after I die to show that I was here contradictions but never compromises. at all. But old age and heating bills might deny me Combining magic and aggressive comedy, that one.” seemingly fuelled by selfhatred and vitriol – as Catch this rare treat, and brace yourself for the well as incredible card tricks – each show is unique raw and unleashed show that telly couldn’t hold. from the next as Sadowitz turns his attention to whatever has caught his mind’s attention or Jerry Sadowitz: Comedian, Magician, Psychopath!, Komedia, wandered into his crosshairs. Wednesday 23 November, 8pm, £22.50

“ Combining magic and

aggressive comedy, seemingly fuelled by selfhatred & vitriol ”

BRIGHTON’S ARTY > Worth the wait

here are always three cheers at Arty Towers when a new Brighton gallery is announced. So great to hear that Art of Treason has opened its door on Gloucester Road and will be boosting the local art scene with work from the best cutting edge artists from Sussex and beyond.

“ Every surface is covered in drawings and paintings ” Owner Mark Jones is setting the bar high from the start. His launch show ‘The Glory Of Imperfection’ is by the inimitable Jim Sanders – the artist’s first solo exhibition in five years. This is a rare treat as Jim works obsessively, producing a phenomenal amount of work, but rarely releases anything for sale to the public. Having interviewed him a few years ago, we can testify that his house is truly a living art shrine with every surface covered in drawings, paintings, and various strange objects for work in progress. If you’ve never experienced ‘Outsider Art’, don’t www.artymagazines.com miss this opportunity. Until 10 December. @brightonsarty LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

1 The Black Fields The Fighter 2 Swarf Parlour Tricks 3 Moonlighter Every Time I Fall 4 My Little Problem Elephants 5 Donna Fullman Stone 6 North Laine Thinking Hard 7 Stick In A Pot Navel Lint 8 Linden Peter Gene Vitam Vendor 9 No Sharp Objects Home 10 Chaos Borne The Moment 11 Dirty Damn Humans You’re So Retro 12 Lisa Osbourne Grounded 13 She Said 200 Years 14 The Magik Word Break Free (Terrorvision) 15 Susi John – BFR A Love song for Aung San Suu Kyi 16 The Lieutenant's Mistress Next to Me 17 Roger Tabry Right Here Waiting (Accapella Mix) 18 The Flesh Happening Total Surrender 19 Guerilla Audio Cry Wolf 20 Bastion Trust Me

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CELEBCITY SHOPPING > ExBig Brother winner Pete Bennett is running a celebrity cleaning service in Brighton!

> Cosy up: winter coats and accessories

t’s time to get glam – party season is here. It all starts with Christmas work parties, filters out with present exchanging over drinks with friends and ends with New Year celebrations. Luckily Churchill Square is full of sparkle for him and for her but there are a few fashion commandments to keep in mind first…

Thou shalt not dress head to toe in glitter. Glitter is great, a personal favourite of mine anytime of year but add just a touch somewhere in your look – you don’t want to resemble a bauble or the Christmas Trees they hang from. Either choose one statement piece like a sparkly sweater or shoes, or introduce shimmer with makeup, a belt, or for the gents a sparkling tie, a twotone shimmering blazer or a jazzy velvet jacket which is a key fabric this season. Sparkle doesn’t have to mean River Island Velvet Jacket, £110 in your face, but it is definitely fun.

ut down your dusters and Dysons immediately, former Big Brother winner Pete Bennet wants to clean your house for you! He recently set up a home cleaning business in Brighton, called 'Celebriclean', ditching his party lifestyle in favour of establishing the unusual new business venture. The famous Tourette’s suﬀerer told The Daily Star in a recent interview: “I don’t mind getting my hands dirty and I’ll do any sort of cleaning job.” As a result of this statement, many fans have requested that he clean their houses in his underpants – or even naked. But he doesn’t mind them asking!

“ Many fans have requested that he

clean their houses in his underpants ”

An hour’s cleaning from Pete and an assistant costs £50 an hour, and £30 for carpet cleaning. The business has already received rave reviews on its Facebook page, Pete says the service will allow people to meet their favourite celebs “in a fun way… not stuck in a queue at a club” Speaking exclusively to Latest 7, he revealed: “I’m starting a UK cleaning tour at the beginning of 2017, where I’ll be picking up mystery celebs on the journey. I’m in talks with a big TV production company for a Celebriclean TV show, fingers crossed, we’re just waiting for the thumbs up!” A portion of Pete’s earnings will be donated to the Tourettes Action Charity www.celebriclean.com

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Thou shalt not dress inappropriately for the weather. It is tempting to go skimpy for party season and why not? BUT please don’t forget that it is zero degrees out there and that backless floor length number may look better without a coat, but you won’t later on when you’re waiting for a taxi outside. Instead, make the essentials that keep you warm part of your entire look. Coats, capes, blanket wraps and blazers are all available with a touch of sparkle, metallic thread, bold colours and glamourous faux fur collars – all details that vamp it up. Miss Selfridge, Warehouse, Pull & Bear and River Island have some musthave ‘details’ Next Sequin Sweater, £46 in. For men, suits never fail to impress – just have more fun with your shirt and shoes by picking ones with a bold print.

“ It is tempting to go skimpy for party season and why not? ” Thou shalt not banish sparkle to the daytime only. This is your chance to shine day and night and is the perfect way to take you from office to party. Don’t keep the sequins just for parties – choose a sequin sweater and play it down with jeans and high tops. Next has some amazing ones in, including matte sequins that offer more ‘grown up glitter’. Jumpers with metallic thread are also an option, TOPSHOP and River Island are brimming. Glimmering diamante touches on everyday practical items such as beanie hats and belts are another great way to add a glow, and the latter works for guys too. Images: Next Sequin Sweater, £46. River Island Velvet Jacket, £110. Bethanie Lunn is Churchill Square’s Style Ambassador – blogging regularly at www.churchillsquare.com, hosting events and now offering Personal Shopping services. Check out the website to view all the budgetfriendly packages, starting at just £20.

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REVIEW

> Double rent

hen asked to recommend an opera as an introduction to the world of opera I would always recommend starting with Puccini's beautiful and moving La Boheme. It has the brilliant combination of a great story and lots of memorable tunes. It's probably the key to most successful musical theatre, whether it be an opera or a West End or Broadway hit. When Jonathan Larson decided to create a modern version of this classic he updated it to an age when consumption was no longer the dread disease it had once been and it had been replaced by AIDS. His characters were rock musicians and modern artists and the whole was set in poor bohemian New York setting. All this good, but would the score live up to the inspiration of La Boheme? The answer is yes. Two new productions can be seen in Sussex, the first at Brighton’s Old Market. This brand new production, marking the 20th Anniversary of the show’s debut, is produced by Bird Studios. Featuring a hugely talented young cast, the production is directed, staged and supervised by many of the creative faces that led the original West End production of the musical including Mia Bird (Maureen Original London Workshop Cast), Mykal Rand (Collins Original London Production and Resident

> Matilda The Musical

Director on the West End/UK Tour) and Damien Flood (Roger Original West End Production/UK Tour). This production celebrates the launch of the Brighton Institute for Contemporary Theatre Training (BRICTT). Rent, 29 Nov 3 Dec, The Old Market, Upper Market St, Hove theoldmarket.com, 01273 201 801

In the new year another 20th Anniversary production of Jonathan Larson’s ground breaking Pulitzer Prize and multi Tony Awardwinning musical comes to the Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne. Larson’s musical won four Tony Awards, six Drama Desk Awards and the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1996. The show ran on Broadway for 12 years, from 1996 and premiered in London’s West End in 1998 at the Shaftesbury Theatre and was adapted into a film in 2005. Larson’s world is inhabited by a group of bohemian artists who struggle to maintain their friendships and their non conformist ideals in New York's East Village. Facing their problems head on, they make

“ A great story &

memorable tunes ”

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personal selfdiscoveries and find what matters most. The poignancy of the story was heightened when Jonathan Larson died on 25 January 1996, the night before the show’s first oﬀBroadway performance at New York Theatre Workshop. He never had the chance to see how his opus would become one of the alltime great musicals, loved by millions all over the world. The muchloved score features songs such as Seasons of Love, Take Me or Leave Me, What You Own, One Song Glory, La Vie Bohème, Without You, I’ll Cover You, Out Tonight and I Should Tell You. The cast includes the brilliant Layton Williams (Bad Education, Billy Eilliot the Musical, Hairspray) and Lucie Jones (XFactor, Legally Blonde the Musical, Les Miserable) and Javar La’trial Parker (Showboat). Rent premiered exactly 100 years after La Bohème was first staged to the world, the parallels betweens the two are strong but Rent stands alone as a stunning work of modern musical theatre. Rent, Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne 31 Jan 4 Feb 2017 01323 412000 or online www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

ooks, books everywhere – even the set is magical, and that’s the least of the awe inspiring ways this production captivates you with. From aerial feats of childpropulsion to shadowpuppetry and of course the incredible Tim Minchinpenned score and lyrics, anything is possible in this anthesis to Disney saccharine. Most people are familiar with the storyline from Roald Dahl’s canon of clever children and repulsive adults. Matilda The Musical mixes mischief with cleverness, jawdroppingly tight choreography and smart alec lyrics, with a script to appeal to both adults and children (from the decidedly adultappealing Dennis Kelly responsible for C4’s dark drama Utopia) – it’s captivating from start to finish. Stand out performances came from the monstrous Miss Trunchbull (Craig Els), who terrified and enthralled with equal glee, and Ben Lewis’ Bruce – a fabulous turn when caught with rogue cake. Impressive and enjoyable in equal measure, no wonder there’s talk already for a film version. Cambridge Theatre, London, booking until October 2017, www.matildathemusical.com. Victoria Nangle

★★★★★

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LATEST TV > NonLeague Football Show

onLeague football has always been a staple here on Latest TV and now we are bringing more of the finest NonLeague talent that Sussex has to oﬀer to your TV screens. The NonLeague Show is our newest weekly programme which focusses on all the local sides that have been covered in Latest

“ So far we have covered the likes of Peacehaven, Worthing, Lancing and Whitehawk ” Sport over the past two years. Whitehawk, Worthing, Lewes, Shoreham, Lancing, Peacehaven and Worthing United are all featured on the show, which will visit a diﬀerent ground each week and bring you the best on the pitch action as well as postmatch reaction from the managers and players as well as getting the thoughts of the fans who are the lifeblood of our NonLeague clubs. So far we have already covered the likes of Peacehaven, Worthing, Lancing and Whitehawk and it seems that whenever our cameras are down at a respective ground we always manage to get some cracking goals, plenty of drama and a heck of a lot of passion. We felt that a show entirely dedicated to NonLeague football is exactly what the channel needed. These local sides have been a huge part of Latest TV since its inception and with a growing hunger for local football in Sussex we wanted to showcase the best sides that the south coast has the oﬀer. For anyone involved with their local club, to them it means the world, no matter how big or small that club may be, and we believe it's time that these sides were treated like they are the most important thing.

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Do you remember the sheer joy and excitement of Saturday Morning Pictures? Where heroes and villains and clowns and crooners, invariably in glorious black & white, would entertain you for hours and hours? Now those glorious days return and it's not just for Saturday mornings, it’s 7 days a week from 6am 4pm!

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TUESDAY 22 Fishing Impossible ITV1, 7.30pm Show off your machismo catching crustaceans! It’s not just the Little Mermaid who got close to giant crabs, these three fisherman have jetted over to Norway to make a pincer movement of their own, but first they have to cut through thick ice, jump into freezing water, and grab one by hand. Chilly yet?

Breaking The Silence Live Channel 4, 8pm Many programmes claim to be ground-breaking – it looks like this one actually is. A group of profoundly deaf people are brought together to share the moment they may hear for the very first time, via a cochlear implant. Give it a think and consider what you’d like to be the first sound you ever heard.

The Flash Sky1, 8pm You’d think someone surrounded by people with superpowers would be thrilled to bits to get a bit of the fab fizz for themselves. Just ask Wally – he’s itching for a bit of metahuman biz. Caitlin’s not so keen though. Good thing her mum’s a renowned biomedical researcher. It’s good to ask parents for help with homework.

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6.00am A Touch Of The Sun (1956) 7.40 The Westerner 8.10 Escape Route (1952) 9.45 The Scamp (1957) 11.30 HG Wells' Invisible Man 12.00pm Danger Lights (1930) 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 Summertime (1955) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Dragons Fire 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Latest In Lewes

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Drop the Puck 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.30 From the Water's Edge Youtube sensations Chris and Steve offer fishing tips and advice, with the aim of providing informative, interesting and, most importantly, entertaining angling news. 10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and guests. 10.30 Tramshed Sessions Maddie Jones in Cardiff for a series with up and coming singer songwriters. 11.00 Shardfest 2016 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 The Winery 1.30 Brodian's Basement 2.30 Tramshed Sessions 3.00 Digital Nation 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Phil talks to Billy about his situation. Kathy comes up with an idea to help the Beales' financial woes. 8.00 Holby City Isaac receives a research grant, and an assistant position is up for grabs. Lovestruck Dom stoops to low levels to get the job, but will he be successful? 9.00 Ordinary Lies Drama following an ordinary group of colleagues and friends and the gradual unravelling of each individual's lies and secrets, which at times brings them closer together and, on occasion, leads to life-shattering consequences. Jenna's life is turned upside down when her ex-con sister comes back on the scene. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Imagine... The Triumph And Laments Of William Kentridge Alan Yentob joins South African artist William Kentridge as he prepares an epic frieze along the banks of the River Tiber in Rome. 11.50 FILM: Little Voice (1998) British comedy about a reclusive girl who spends all day in her bedroom listening to her father's collection of old records. 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

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6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Countryfile 1.15 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Just Good Friends 2.15 Open All Hours 2.45 Kenneth Williams Talking Comedy 3.15 Jungle Atlantis 4.15 Earthflight 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the lucky couple who managed to avoid elimination at the weekend. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Rick Wakeman and Ian Lavender. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Six more chefs line up to cook for Marcus Wareing, Monica Galetti and Gregg Wallace. 9.00 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain Gareth Malone aims to find Britain's most entertaining amateur choir. In the last leg of his tour of the UK, Gareth scours the south east, looking for a fourth choir to fill the last semi-final place. 10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. In the third episode, multi award-winning Gina Yashere is your host as she introduces surreal Australian comedian Sam Simmons and rising comedy star Ellie Taylor to the stage. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 NFL This Week The latest American football action from the NFL season. 12.05am Imagine Shorts... The Handmade Films Of William Kentridge - Part 1 12.15 Back In Time For Brixton 1.15 The Apprentice 2.15 The Victorian Slum

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable Quiz 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Jai's plan backfires. Paddy tries to help Rhona. 7.30 Fishing Impossible See highlights. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin and the team are back with a live one-hour show to launch the new series. The programme features clear and comprehensive advice on energy switching, savings and Martin's unique Festive Forecast, predicting the cheapest time to shop before Christmas. 9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! With camp relying on every Bushtucker Trial for food, who is crumbling under the pressure, who is adapting to jungle life and who is missing their home comforts? Ant and Dec round up all the latest from down under. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.35 ITV News Meridian 10.45 On Assignment Current affairs magazine show presented by Rageh Omaar, featuring in-depth reports from around the world. 11.20 Judge Rinder's Crime Stories Judge Robert Rinder steps out from behind the bench to examine real-life cases. 12.15am Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Comfort Food 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As Nick and Holly grow closer, Nick decides it's time to get Ellie off his back. Can Harry convince Ste to accept help from an enemy? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Breaking The Silence Live See highlights. 9.00 What Britain Earns With Mary Portas Documentary. Mary Portas lifts the lid on the nation's salaries, at the top and the bottom of the wage scale, and explores why we are so secretive about our pay packets. British people are seven times more likely to tell someone we are having an affair than reveal what they earn, but Mary is determined not to take no for an answer and hits the road to find out. 10.00 One Killer Punch Documentary looking at the phenomenon of a one punch kill. By examining three assaults, this programme explores how a single punch can be fatal. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. 12.05am SAS: Who Dares Wins 1.00 PokerStars.com 2.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.25 Motorbike Racing: Sunflower Trophy 2016 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.15 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am - 7.05am Childrens television 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Naughty Or Nice (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brody finally comes to understand the visions he has been experiencing. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series following the vets and patients of Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot's former practice. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Ibiza. Documentary series. Adventurer Ben Fogle meets people who have gone back to basics in remote parts of the world. Away from the busy resorts of Ibiza is a side of this popular Mediterreanean island that the partying holidaymakers have no idea exists. 10.00 The Boy Who'll Never Grow Up Documentary series about unexplained medical ailments. Cases include a four-year-old boy who is hardly growing, a mum barely able to breathe and a woman suffering from mysterious pains all over her body. 11.05 The Hotel Inspector Returns The Meudon. Documentary series. 12.05am Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Undercover: Criminal Activity 4.00 World's Most Pampered Pets 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash. See highlights. 9.00 Air Ambulance ER 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00am Hard Time

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of Heroes 9.00 Russia: A Century Of Suspicion - A Timewatch Guide 10.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 11.00 India's Frontier Railways 12.00am Seven Ages Of Starlight

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad!12.00am The Vampire Diaries 1.00 American Dad

12.05pm Wycliffe 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am Inspector Morse

3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Naked Attraction 11.05 First Dates Abroad 12.10am The Lie Detective

1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA (x2) 12.50am Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 1.50 The Undateables

11.00am They Might Be Giants (1971) 12.45pm High Noon (1952) 2.40 Destination Gobi (1953) 4.30 Harvey (1950) 6.40 Water For Elephants (2011) 9.00 Thor (2011) 11.15 Terminator Salvation (2009) 1.30am Stories We Tell 3.45 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Librarian: Quest For The Spear (2004) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 11.10 FILM: Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) 1.00am Star Trek: Voyager

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WEDNESDAY 23 Watchdog BBC1, 8pm Matt Allwright (cool surname for a consumer journalist by the way!), Sophie Raworth and Steph McGovern concentrate on raising nationwide awareness of some worrying issues regarding a national roadside assistance company. Plus, the gang check whether it’s cheaper to repair or replace household appliances.

Black And British: A Forgotten History BBC2, 9pm Part three of this series and historian David Olusoga turns his attention to the Victoria moral crusade against slavery. He investigates how it was that Queen Victoria had a black goddaughter, and looks at the mill workers in Rochdale who stood in solidarity with American slaves.

Crazyhead E4, 9pm When to all the real ghouls come out to play? Halloween! Time for Amy and Raquel to go into hiding then, to scarper, to make themselves scarce... you get the picture. The thing is, you know it’s never going to be that simple. Especially with boys mooning around after them and monsters trying to kill them.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Assignment Redhead (1956) 7.40 The Westerner 8.10 Stranger From Venus (1954) 9.45 Not So Dusty (1961) 11.25 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.55 Blind Spot (1958) 1.30pm Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 Killer B's 2.05 Ramrod (1947) 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Brighton Lights

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 F-Stop This week: David Alexander Smith. 10.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 10.30 Noise Floor The 2nd half of our Suspect Alibi session, catch up with the acts at the FSN finals, the final part of the interview with London Grammar and Jake Bugg performs. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 Live At The Latest 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 Watchdog See highlights. 9.00 The Missing 1991. Thriller. Secrets from the past are uncovered as Julien finally learns the truth behind Alice and Sophie's abduction. But time is running out, and nobody in Eckhausen will listen to him. Has Julien cracked the case, or is he simply deluded? With nowhere left to turn, how far will Julien go in his search to find the truth? Meanwhile, Sam and Gemma are forced to make a heartbreaking choice. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts another edition of the light-hearted sports quiz. It's a family affair as regular captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by triathletes Ali and Jonny Brownlee and gymnastic stars Becky and Ellie Downie. 11.15 Film 2016 Journalist Camilla Long is joined by by Danny Leigh and Rhianna Dhillon to review epic period drama A United Kingdom, starring David Oyelowo and Rosamund Pike. 11.45 FILM: The Box (2009) Starring Cameron Diaz, James Marsde,n Frank Langell,a James Rebhorn. Psychological horror. 1.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball gives us all the news and gossip. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Nigel Havers and Michael Whitehall. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Six more chefs line up to cook for Marcus Wareing, Monica Galetti and Gregg Wallace. Monica challenges the first three contestants to make a lamb tartare, with a confit egg in 15 minutes. 9.00 Black And British: A Forgotten History See highlights. 10.00 The Premier League Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 No Such Thing As The News A humorous look at the lesserknown events of the week. 11.45 Imagine Shorts... The Handmade Films Of William Kentridge - Part 2 A look at the work of South African artist William Kentridge. 11.55 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain 12.55am Planet Earth II 1.55 Wild West - America's Great Frontier

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Belle is accused. Leyla makes a discovery. 7.30 Coronation Street A devastated Eileen demands answers. Daniel shows his true colours. Chesney puts the smile back on Gemma's face. 8.00 This Time Next Year Davina McCall hosts the series which features ordinary people on a mission to transform their lives over the course of 12 months. Once each pledge is made, the guests leave the studio ready to begin their challenge, but while a whole year has passed for them, the results can be seen here straight away. In this episode, Davina meets a woman who hopes to lose half her body weight in order to begin fertility treatment. 9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The surprises continue for the celebrities, as the pressure really mounts in camp. Ant and Dec round up all the latest from the jungle. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.35 ITV News Meridian 10.45 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch, Roy Keane and Lee Dixon present action from the penultimate round of group stage games. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 The Autumn Statement 3.30pm Coast 4.15 The Dark: Nature's Nighttime World 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Comfort Food 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Marnie's desperate to make up with Mac and Ellie fights for Freddie. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team at Fitzpatrick Referrals in Surrey. A wild buzzard with a broken wing throws up new challenges for Noel as he strives to save the bird. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. Mark, who's 52, is rushed to St George's by air ambulance after a road traffic collision that threw him from his motorbike and left him suffering a cardiac arrest and battling for survival. 10.00 Kids On The Edge: Last Chance School Documentary. A look at three of these children at the Tavistock and Portman's day unit, Gloucester House, a unique NHS-run primary and early secondary school for children with complex emotional, social and behavioural problems. 11.05 Gogglebox 12.10am Great Songwriters: Music On 4 1.05 The Secret Life Of 4-Year-Olds 2.00 FILM: The Runaways (2010) 3.45 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Peppa Pig (x2) 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig (x2) 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Twelve Trees Of Christmas (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tori, Brody and Mason come to terms with the news that Raffy is their half-sister, but Justin is unable to believe it. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration Wildlife documentary series. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. The patients at Farnham Road Surgery this week are suffering with chronic pain. 9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Special Reality series following the working lives of Britain's High Court enforcement agents. A Warwickshire family blame their landlord for their financial woes. Del and Dael face murder threats after trying to collect on a rental van. Trying to evict a young mother, Iain and Stewart must deal with her violent boyfriend. 10.00 Undercover: Car Crash For Cash Investigative journalist Paul Connolly and his team expose unsuspecting criminals. 11.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series. 12.05am The Boy Who'll Never Grow Up 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Great British Castles 4.00 Witch Hunt: A Century Of Murder 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Arrow 9.00 Stella 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 12.00am A League Of Their Own 1.00 Most Shocking Bedlam & Brawls

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Russia: A Century Of Suspicion - A Timewatch Guide 9.00 Screen Goddesses: Arena 10.00 FILM: My Week With Marilyn (2011) 11.30 How To Be Bohemian With Victoria Coren Mitchell 12.30am The Secret History Of Our Streets

11.40am You've Been Framed! Gold 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 The Cube 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3 )6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp

12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.05 Blue Murder 12.40am Inspector Morse

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Crazyhead. See highlights. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Scream Queens

9.50am FILM: Patton (1970) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: Father Goose (1964) 1.30pm FILM: The Tall Men (1955) 4.00 FILM: Shane (1953) 6.30 FILM: Charlotte Gray (2001) 9.00 FILM: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) 11.25 FILM: Daredevil (2003) 1.30am FILM: Remember Me (2010) 3.50 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Librarian 2: Return To King Solomon's Mines (2006) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 The Exorcist 10.00 Hunters 11.00 FILM: Death Race 2 (2010)

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THURSDAY 24 Close To The Enemy BBC2, 9pm Time for a splash of glamour, as this week’s task is to organise an exclusive late night event at two of London’s biggest tourist attractions – the London Aquarium and Madame Tussauds. Time for big dreams to mean a night to remember – for all the right reasons. Not big pratfalls and a podgy finger – you’re fired.

Grand Designs: House Of The Year Channel 4, 9pm New series, new house envy, new genuine amazement from Kevin McCloud. Our Kev is joined by Damion Burrows and Zac Monro to examine the five incredible country homes on the long-list for the prestigious Royal Institute of British Architects House of the Year Award. Pretty.

Lightning: Dangerous Earth BBC4, 8pm Isn’t natural stuff captivating? Especially when it’s dangerous... Dr Helen Czerski looks at the hottest natural phenomena on the planet – lightning. Did you know it’s five times hotter than the surface of the sun? No wonder it hurts when it hits you! Using special high-speed cameras and specialist photography.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Curse of the Wraydons (1946) 7.55 Johnny Ringo 8.25 The Devil to Pay! (1911) 1.00 Girl Who Couldn't Quite (1949) 11.40 HG Wells' Invisible Man (1958) 12.10pm BFI: Eagle Rock 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 Bundle Of Joy (1956) 3.40 Glimpses 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Lewes Loves 5.30 Walks Around Britain

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Football: England Vs Germany Veteran stars from former England and Germany teams meet in the Singapore Masters football tournament. 9.00 Banterflix The latest film news and review, presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 How It Is Joe Willis presents a fly-on-the-wall look at teenage life 10.00 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills. 10.30 Radio West Pier Adam Buxton, Bill Bailey and others join Matt Whistler for pirate radio shenanigans, broadcasting from Brighton's derelict West Pier. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Juice FM's James Fox introduces November's top 10 based on album sales at Brighton's cult independent record store, Resident Music. 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions The Lanes performing live. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Lewes Loves 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 3.15 Albion Night 4.30 The Music of Barry Mills 5.00 Sounding Out 5.30 Banterflix

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Ill Gotten Gains 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless Quiz 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Whitney fears the worst. A torn Kyle makes a big decision about his future. 8.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Danny Dyer Celebrity genealogy series. EastEnders actor Danny Dyer hopes that he will 'freak a few people out' with his family history. Danny sets out to discover the history of his tough working-class family in the East End of London, but in the process he unearths an extraordinary lineage stretching back to the Norman conquest. 9.00 The Apprentice See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am The Last Miners 1.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Just Good Friends 2.15 Open All Hours 2.45 Frankie Howerd Talking Comedy 3.15 Hunters Of The South Seas 4.15 The Dark: Nature's Nighttime World 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball dishes up more backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Aldo Zilli and Ching He-Huang. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals In this quarter-final, the best chefs from the heats return to the MasterChef kitchen to contnue their quest for the title. 9.00 Close To The Enemy Drama. Everyone puts aside their differences in the search for Lotte, but Callum is forced to make a difficult choice between his brother and the orders from his superiors. 10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired Rhod is joined this week by three special guest panellists as they take an entertaining and insightful inside look at this year's business hopefuls and meet the latest candidate to be fired. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Black And British: A Forgotten History In part three of this groundbreaking series, historian David Olusoga explores the Victorian moral crusade against slavery. 12.15am Nursing Homes Undercover - Panorama 12.45 Obesity: The Post Mortem 1.40 The Truth About Meat

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Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Will James's inquest reveal the truth? Zak and Joanie make a decision. Frank's past arrives in the village. 7.30 The Truth About The Menopause: Tonight Julie Etchingham speaks to women going through 'the change', their partners and families to break the silence around the menopause. 8.00 Emmerdale The Bartons are left reeling. Will Tracy learn Frank's secret? Marlon is panicked over April's revelation. 8.30 Coronation Street Curiosity gets the better of Tracy. Can Brian continue to bite his tongue? Daniel turns out not to be who he appears. 9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! There are more surprises in store for the campmates, but who has what it takes to make it to the end? Ant and Dec present all the latest news from the jungle. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.35 ITV News Meridian 10.45 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined by Glenn Hoddle and Paul Ince for highlights from tonight's Europa League games. 12.00am Murder, She Wrote 12.50 Jackpot247 3.00 The Truth About The Menopause: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Comfort Food 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Louis recieves some shocking news. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series revealing the secret lives of animals at Chester Zoo, using new technology to capture the remarkable behaviour of the creatures and their close relationships with their keepers. Kendari the babirusa is being disturbed by the neighbouring otters as she tries to give birth. Meanwhile, Raz the aye-aye is being encouraged to share his home with two jumping rats. 9.00 Grand Designs: House Of The Year See highlights. 10.00 60 Days In Jail Cell Shock. US documentary series in which Sheriff Jamey Noel of Clark County, Indiana, sends seven innocent volunteers into his jail as undercover inmates. Two new participants, Isaiah and Maryum, join the prison. Robert's safety is at risk when the inmates become suspicious of him. 11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital. 12.00am Random Acts 12.35 One Killer Punch 1.30 FILM: Gaman (1979) 3.35 Unreported World 4.00 Hugh's 3 Good Things 4.15 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00am Children’s television 6.30 Peppa Pig (x2) 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig (x2)8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 All New Traffic Cops 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Christmas Note (2015) 5.00 5 News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Duncan is downbeat about saying goodbye to Caroline and Bryce as they prepare to leave Summer Bay and return to Hawaii. Billie rejects VJ's surprise marriage proposal and the young lovers struggle to navigate yet another relationship challenge. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The UK's Strongest Man 2016 Semi-Final. Highlights from Belfast. Four men have already been eliminated, leaving twelve left in contention for the title. Today, the athletes face events including Thor's Hammer and the Car Deadlift hold. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours. An unexpected visitor shines a light on the dark nature of a tenant, an old face causes new problems and a doctor can't find a remedy for a neighbour with huge plans. 9.00 Jack Taylor: Nemesis Crime drama series set in rural Ireland. Jack is asked to locate a former nemesis of his who has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom, while also supporting Kate as she prepares for a major operation of her own. 11.05 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Ibiza. Documentary series. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Britain's Greatest Bridges 4.00 Witch Hunt: A Century Of Murder 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC's Legends Of Tomorrow 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 11.00 Trollied 11.39 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 3 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Lightning: Dangerous Earth. See highlights. 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 Black Nurses: The Women Who Saved The NHS 10.00 Wild Burma: Nature's Lost Kingdom 11.00 Horizon: 40 Years On The Moon 12.00am Tails You Win: The Science Of Chance

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 Totally You've Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! (x2)

11.55am Wycliffe 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am Inspector Morse

3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2)9.00 FILM: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 11.05 Tattoo Fixers 12.20am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.20am FILM: Destry (1955) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Great Canal Journeys 10.00 999: What's Your Emergency? 11.05 Britain's Benefit Tenants

11.00am FILM: A Lawless Street (1955) 12.40pm FILM: The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw (1958) 2.50 FILM: Sahara (1943) 4.50 FILM: The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 7.15 FILM: Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) 9.00 FILM: Super 8 (2011) 11.15 FILM: Oldboy (2013) 3.50 FILM: Stand Up Guys (2012)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Librarian 3: The Curse Of The Judas Chalice (2008) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: The Adventurer: The Curse Of The Midas Box (2013) 10.00 The Exorcist 11.00 Planet Terror (2007)

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FRIDAY 25 Under The Radar Latest TV, 9.30pm Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings treat us to some more gems from their musical vaults with archive footage including Plaid, NZCA Lines, Beyond The Wizard’s Sleeve, and Mind Enterprises. Plenty to get your musical adventurer going on a Friday night, and possibly your next favourite artist to boot.

Walliams & Friend BBC1, 9.30pm Being David Walliams’ pal must be lots of fun. You don’t have to share a sofa or anything if you’re on his show – just join in with lots of funny sketches. This new series starts with Jack Whitehall gamely jumping in, and the pair portraying a completely inappropriate Sherlock and Watson – for starters!

The People’s History Of Pop 1986–1996 All Together Now BBC4, 10pm Lauren Laverne steps back in time to curate the fans’ stories of the bands and artists that garnered their devotion over these particular ten years. Kicking off with Depeche Mode, right through to the UK’s hip hop scene, acid house, Take That, Blur and even The Spice Girls.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Those People Next Door (1953) 7.30 Johnny Ringo 8.00 Beloved Enemy (1936) 9.50 The Stars Look Down (1939) 11.45 HG Wells' Invisible Man 12.15pm BFI: The Flood 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 What's Good For The Goose (1969) 4.00 The 1916 Easter Risin 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 The Music Manual 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show keeping you plugged into the news, gossip and live scene on the south coast. 9.30 Under The Radar See highlights. 10.00 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Ill Gotten Gains 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom. 8.00 EastEnders Whitney confronts Lee about what has been going on will the truth come out? 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Tragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus. The real tragedy for Mr Khan is that the grief-stricken Mrs Malik is staying with them and eating him out of house and home. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Jess Phillips MP and Nish Kumar. 9.30 Walliams & Friend See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by Tom Hanks, Gemma Arterton, Joseph GordonLevitt, and athlete Mo Farah. With music from Olly Murs. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack. 11.55 The Apprentice 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 A Tale Of Five Temples - The Story Of Hinduism In Britain 8.30 The Welsh Italians 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Just Good Friends 2.15 Open All Hours 2.45 Ken Dodd Talking Comedy 3.15 Hunters Of The South Seas 4.15 The Dark: Nature's Nighttime World 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents the one-hour Friday show. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Ronni Ancona and Jan Ravens. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions as four more contenders take to the famous black chair. 8.30 Coastal Path Five-part series in which Paul Rose walks along the South West Coast Path. 9.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends Cadiz. Rick's series of culinary city breaks continues with a trip to the historic city of Cadiz in southern Spain. Rick is captivated by its narrow winding streets as he walks in the footsteps of Phoenician and Arab traders who made a lasting impression on the city. 10.00 QI Sandi Toksvig hosts the Not Nearly episode of QI with Gyles Brandreth, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. 11.05 Close To The Enemy Drama. 12.05am Sold! Inside The World's Biggest Auction House 1.05 Question Time 2.05 Rick Stein's Long Weekends

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Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Time is running out for Frank. Cain grows suspicious of Emma. Finn is desperate. 7.30 Coronation Street Daniel faces interrogation from his family. Gail makes a heartfelt gesture. 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Series exploring some of Britain's hidden gems, natural wonders and great escapes. Ben Fogle joins a team from the Ordnance Survey to recalculate the height of England's highest mountain, Scafell Pike. Liz Bonnin is at Lyme Park in Cheshire to witness one of autumn's greatest natural wonders - the red deer rut. 8.30 Coronation Street Peter lays down the law to the Barlows. Will anyone fight Phelan's corner? Norris finds himself in the midst of a bidding war. 9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! As the celebrities battle to remain in camp, can they endure all the jungle has to throw at them? Ant and Dec round up all the latest from down under. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 11.00 ITV News 11.15 FILM: Carry On At Your Convenience (1971) Classic British comedy with the Carry On team. 12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs (x3) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Practice 1 10.35 Jamie's Comfort Food 11.05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 12.55 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Practice 2 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Marnie has a plan to sabotage Nathan and Lisa's relationship, but Mac takes a different approach. Goldie's furious when Prince and Hunter don't keep their promise. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Kiki King and director Karim Shah visit Mozambique to investigate the disturbing phenomenon known as 'sex for grades', where teachers force schoolgirls to have sex with them in return for good marks. 8.00 Alan Carr's Happy Hour Alan Carr hosts an entertainment series filmed at a social club where celebrity guests, stand-up comedy, variety acts and live music are all on the bill. 9.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the satirical comedy series with guest Trevor Noah. 11.05 First Dates Dating series. 12.10am Drifters 12.35 FILM: Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 2.40 The Windsors 3.05 Breaking The Silence Live 4.05 Kirstie's Handmade Treasures 4.25 Location, Location, Location 5.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 The King Of Queens

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (2001) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Caroline questions Duncan's motives when he tells her and Alf that he wants to move to Hawaii with them. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles With the aid of dramatic reconstruction, Dan Jones explores the 900-year history of the beautiful Leeds Castle in Kent, from its origins as a royal Saxon family's manor and Norman stronghold to the private property of six medieval queens 9.00 Britain's Greatest Bridges The Humber Bridge. Documentary series. Documentary series. Engineer Rob Bell tells the story of the design and construction of six of Britain's most iconic bridges. For 17 years from 1981 to 1998, the Humber Bridge was the longest single-span suspension bridge in the world, and many consider it to be Britain's most beautiful. 10.00 The Best Of Bad TV: The 80s A look back at some of the televisual lowlights of the 1980s, from Mick Fleetwod and Samantha Fox's disastrous attempt at hosting an awards ceremony to the birth of 'yoof' TV. 12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 That's So... 1982 4.00 That's So... 1985 4.50 HouseBusters 5.20 Wildlife SOS 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 An Idiot Abroad (x2) 11.00 FILM: White Noise 2: The Light (2007) 12.55am Most Shocking Civilian Justice

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 8.45 Pop Go The Sixties (x3) 9.00 Classic Albums: Paul Simon - Graceland 10.00 The People's History Of Pop. See highlights. 11.00 Gary Numan: Android In La La Land 12.25am Top Of The Pops: 1982 1.10 The People's History Of Pop

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 100% You've Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x3) 10.30 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.35 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.55am Murder, She Wrote 11.55 Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.05 Blue Murder 12.40am Lewis

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Blackish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Unknown (2011) 11.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.15am Tattoo Fixers

1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) 11.35 The World's Greatest Spy Movies 1.05am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Crash Dive (1943) 1.10pm 23 Paces To Baker Street (1956) 3.15 FILM: Winchester '73 (1950) 5.05 FILM: The Desert Fox (1951) 6.50 FILM: Dear John (2010) 9.00 FILM: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (2011) 12.00am FILM: The Watch (2012) 2.05 FILM: V/H/S/2 (2013) (2013)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 10.0 Earthquake (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Sin City (2005) 11.30 The Exorcist 12.30am FILM: Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) 2.20 Star Trek: Voyager

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SATURDAY 26 The X Factor ITV1, 8.00pm The final’s really not very far away – just look at the date above – less than a month before the Christmas number one will be known! And this lot are all hoping it’ll be their name at the top of the charts. Watch Nicole say that the singer was good but the mentor was bad, Louis give 110 per cent, and Sharon forget names.

Jazzie B’s 1980s: From Dole To Soul BBC2, 10.30pm The Soul II Soul frontman tells his story of how he went from being targeted by the police as a young black musician with his own sound system, to international superstar with his own fashion line. With contributions from friends, colleagues, and those with their fingers on the 80s pulse.

Modus BBC4, 9pm Swedish drama time! Get your jumpers on and settle your bum in a comfy spot on the sofa. During the snowy festive season psychologist and criminal profiler Johanne Vik finds that she and her autistic daughter are drawn into an investigation into a series of brutal killings, as her elder daughter witnesses a murder.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Rogue's Yarn (1956) 7.35 Blood On The Sun (1945) 9.30 Fighting Champ (1932) 10.45 The Devil to Pay! (1931) 12.20pm BFI: Friend or Foe (1982) 1.50 A Tale of Five Cities (1951) 3.35 Glimpses 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Latest In Lewes A programme about the Latest weekly events in Lewes. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff delve into the archives for footage of Plaid, NZCA Lines, Beyond The Wizard's Sleeve, and Mind Enterprises. 9.00 The Unexplained A collection of spooky ghost stories. 9.30 Bloody Mary Holly Taylor stars in Darren Chadwick-Hussein's horror comedy drama and loving reference to British horror and folklore. 10.00 StageUp Unplugged A showcase of the best local talent. 10.30 On The Verge 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live! 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Latest In Lewes 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 Live At The Latest 4.30 The Bassment 5.00 Urban Expression 5.30 Scotland's City Safari

BBC1

BBC2

6.00 South East Today 6.10 Pointless Celebrities Presented by Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman, and featuring Louis Theroux and Nancy Strang, Michael Underwood and Angellica Bell, Calum Best and Angie Best, and Gary Lineker and Harry Lineker. 7.00 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman invite viewers to join them for an evening of sequins and sparkles as the remaining couples hit the ballroom floor. 8.10 Michael McIntyre's Big Show Family entertainment with Michael McIntyre, featuring music from One Republic and comedy from Russell Howard. 9.10 Casualty Not in Holby Anymore. After a disappointing review, Jacob, Charlie and Duffy decide to challenge the team. Will Louise find her heart? Can Noel compete with the brainless machines? Does David have the courage he needs? 10.00 The National Lottery Live 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the day's six Premier League fixtures. 11.50 The NFL Show All the action from week eleven of the NFL season. 12.20am FILM: Shifty (2008) 1.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

7.30 Rugby Union: England V Argentina Highlights Andrew Cotter brings the best of the action from Twickenham, where England seek a sixth successive victory over Argentina. 8.30 Sold! Inside The World's Biggest Auction House Two-part series lifting the lid on the secretive and private world of Christie's, the world's largest auction house. 9.30 The Brits Who Designed The Modern World If there were an olympic league table for design, Britain would be right at the top. Since the Second World War, British designers have revolutionised our homes, our workplaces, our roads and our public institutions. In November 2016, the Design Museum opens its new £83m home in Kensington. To mark this great moment for British design, BBC Arts profiles ten great living British designers. Arts reporter Brenda Emmanus meets and profiles our 'Top 10'. 10.30 Jazzie B's 1980s: From Dole To Soul See highlights. 11.30 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from York's Barbican Centre, where the second round is underway. Matches are the best of 11 frames. 12.20am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.20 FILM: Love (2011)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 2.00 Rugby Union: Scotland V Georgia 4.30 Final Score 5.20 Celebrity Mastermind 5.50 BBC News

6.00am FILM: The Las Vegas Story (1952) 7.25 FILM: Underwater (1955) 9.00 Natural World 10.00 Secret Britain 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm The Good Cook 12.30 The Best Dishes Ever 1.00 Hairy Bikers' Best Of British 2.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 5.00 Rugby Union: Wales V South Africa

ITV1

6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 11.20 Wild Australia With Ray Mears 11.50 Cash Trapped 12.50pm News 1.00 This Time Next Year 2.00 50 Greatest Harry Potter Moments 4.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 4.30 Fantastic Beasts And JK Rowling's Wizarding World 5.30 News 6.00 Tipping Point Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which three celebrities take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning £20,000 for charity. This episode sees Strictly Come Dancing head judge Len Goodman, Coronation Street bad boy Jack P Shepherd and actress Liza Tarbuck playing. 7.00 Meet The Parents Holly Willoughby puts the love lives of more singletons in the hands of the people that know them best - their parents. Tonight's single guy and girl choose from three potential partners, who must first meet their parents. Will the mums and dads use all their powers of persuasion to win that date, or will they take the opportunity to embarrass them with toe-curling stories from their past? 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.50 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Which campmates are struggling with jungle life, and which friendships are beginning to be tested? Ant and Dec have all the latest updates from down under. 10.50 ITV News; Weather 11.10 FILM: Carry On Henry (1971) Starring Sidney James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims, Terry Scott and Barbara Windsor. Historical hamming from the Carry On regulars. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.10am Gillette World Sport 6.40 Sandman Triathlon 7.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 Frasier 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Murray Walker Meets Jenson Button 9.00 The Morning Line 9.55 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Practice 3 Live 11.25 Lee McKenzie Meets... Mark Webber 11.55 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Qualifying Live 2.30pm Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Jamie's Super Food 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.40 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 China: Between Clouds And Dreams A series of five intimate films that follow the everyday lives of people across China. 8.00 Britain At Low Tide Tori Herridge and Alex Langlands explore Britain's coastal archaeology to reveal stories from our extraordinary maritime, industrial and natural history. Tori and Alex explore Merseyside's coastal archaeology, investigating a beach full of building rubble from World War II, tracking down Liverpool's own version of the Whisky Galore story, and finding evidence of people and animals dating back 7,000 years. 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious 6 (2013) Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Luke Evans, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster. Action thriller. In the sixth installment of the street racing series, former agent Brian O'Conner and his friend Dominic Toretto are tasked with taking out an international mercenary gang. 11.40 FILM: Speed (1994) Starring Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, Joe Morton, Jeff Daniels. Fast-paced action adventure. 1.45am Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 4.45 Kirstie's Fill Your House For Free 4.50 The Common Denominator 5.20 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.50am Children’s television 8.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.00 Shimmer And Shine 9.30 Peppa Pig 9.40 Peppa Pig 9.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 10.05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.40 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 11.05 House Doctor 12.10pm FILM: A Puppy For Christmas (2016) 1.55 FILM: Wishin' & Hopin' At Christmas (2014) 3.35 FILM: Guess Who's Coming To Christmas (2013) 4.35 5 News Weekend 4.40 FILM: Guess Who's Coming To Christmas (2013) 5.25 FILM: Finding Mrs Claus (2012) 6.25 5 News Weekend 6.30 FILM: Finding Mrs Claus (2012) Starring Mira Sorvino, Will Sasso, Laura Vandervoort. Family comedy. 7.10 NCIS Drama series. The discovery of a dead submariner leads Gibbs to believe that an impostor has infiltrated the vessel. 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans Drama series. The team work together with Homeland Security when the death at sea of a navy diver is linked to the threat of a foreign attack on the city. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship Highlights of the weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. 10.25 The Freddie Mercury Story: Who Wants To Live Forever? To commemorate the 25th anniversary of Freddie Mercury's tragic death, this part-dramatised documentary marks what would have been his 70th year with a celebration and in-depth appraisal of his personal life. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Chris Tarrant's Extreme Railway Journeys 4.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00am Futurama (x3) 1.30 Modern Family (x5) 4.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 4.30 Yonderland 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 11.30 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm India's Frontier Railways 8.00 Britain's Lost Waterlands: Escape To Swallows And Amazons Country 9.00 Modus. See highlights. 9.45 Modus 10.30 Horizon: Asteroids The Good, The Bad And The Ugly 11.30 Classic Soul At The BBC 12.30am Northern Soul: Living For The Weekend

4.55pm I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 6.25 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 7.25 FYI Daily 7.30 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 8.45 Scorpion 9.50 The Xtra Factor Live 10.20 Family Guy 10.50 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.50 Family Guy (x2) 12.50am American Dad! (x2) 1.50 Bordertown

7.10am Where The Heart Is 8.10 FILM: Forever Young (1992) 9.10 FYI Daily 9.15 FILM: Forever Young (1992) 10.15 Columbo: Playback 11.50 Agatha Christie's Marple 1.50pm Midsomer Murders (x3) 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Endeavour 11.00 Midsomer Murders 1.05am Wycliffe 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen

11.00am Black-ish (x2) 12.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.00 The Goldbergs (x4) 3.00 FILM: Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) 5.15 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 FILM: Avatar (2009) 10.30 Gogglebox 11.35 Rude Tube 12.35am Tattoo Fixers

10.35am Come Dine With Me (x5) 1.15pm Channel 4 Racing 2.30 Food Unwrapped 2.40 Grand Designs 4.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 6.55 Car S.O.S (x2) 9.00 The World's Weirdest Weather 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 Father Ted (x2) 12.00am The Naked Village 1.00 Deutschland 83

11.00am FILM: Destination Gobi (1953) 1.00pm FILM: Big Miracle (2012) 3.20 FILM: It's A Wonderful Life (1946) 6.10 FILM: The Core (2003) 9.00 FILM: Transcendence (2014) 11.20 FILM: The Babadook (2014) 1.10am FILM: Carlos 3.30 Teleshopping

11.00am FILM: Crystal Skulls (2014) 1.00pm FILM: Category 5 (2014) 3.00 FILM: The Adventurer: The Curse Of The Midas Box (2013) 5.00 FILM: Asteroid Vs Earth (2014) 5.00 FILM: Martian Land (2015) 9.00 FILM: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 11.10 FILM: Death Race 2 (2010) 1.10am FILM: The Hollow (2015)

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SUNDAY 27 Planet Earth II BBC1, 8pm Whilst you’re huddling under a mound of jumpers refusing to turn the heating up, David Attenborough takes our attention over to the world’s deserts. A pride of lions are so hungry they hunt a massive giraffe, a male sandgrouse flies 120 miles each day to fetch water, and a tiny bat battles a scorpion. Stunning.

The Mayflower Pilgrims: Behind The Myth BBC2, 8pm This lavish drama documentary marks the origins of America’s Thanksgiving, when the Pilgrims travelled across the Atlantic in the 17th century. Risky. Based on governor William Bradford’s eyewitness account, remembered as a pious crusade, entwined with industry and wealth.

Storyville: Brides For Sale – Sonita BBC4, 10pm 18-year-old illegal Afghan immigrant living in Tehran, Sonita. She dreams of being a rap star, and even finds a recording company interested in her – but then her family need her to return, to be sold into marriage in order to raise money to buy her brother his own bride.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Murder At 3am (1953) 7.15 Hour of Decision (1957) 8.50 Lilli Marlene (1950) 10.30 BFI: Friend or Foe (1982) 12.00pm Behind the Mask (1958) 2.00 Dead End (1937) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 You Make It, We Show It! 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica In this episode, learn how to sign the numbers, British cities and pets. 9.00 Community Gardens Documentary series on community gardens around Belfast with Caroline Magowan. 9.15 Community Gardens 9.30 A Day In The Life Documentary. Spend a day at a busy Nottingham vets. 10.00 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 How It Is 2.00 Soundcheck 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 Under The Radar 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.10 South East Today 6.20 Countryfile The Countryfile team explores the Brecon Beacons. 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman welcome viewers to another exciting results show. 8.00 Planet Earth II See highlights. 9.00 My Mother And Other Strangers Drama series following the Coyne family and their neighbours as they struggle to maintain a normal life after the US Army Air Force sets up camp in the middle of their rural Northern Irish parish in 1943. It is Halloween and the Coyne family finds out the real cost of taking what isn't theirs when an outbreak of scarlet fever feels like the price everyone has to pay for their moral choices. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights from the day's four Premier League matches: Arsenal v Bournemouth, Manchester United v West Ham, Southampton v Everton and Watford v Stoke. 11.50 Sunny D Sitcom. With Dane finding himself engaged, the pressure is on for him to leave the parental home and start a new life with Nicola. 12.15am Citizen Khan 12.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

6.10 FILM: Deep Impact (1997) Starring Tea Leoni, Morgan Freeman, Robert Duvall, Elijah Wood. Sci-fi blockbuster. Journalist Jenny Lernerat believes she has uncovered a major sex scandal. That is until she's abducted for a secret meeting with the president. 8.00 The Mayflower Pilgrims: Behind The Myth See highlights. 9.00 Whites Vs Blacks: How Football Changed A Nation Adrian Chiles looks into an extraordinary game of professional football that took place in May 1979, where an allwhite team took on a side comprised solely of black players. 10.00 Black Is The New Black Exceptional figures from politics, business, sport, culture, religion and science share their insights into being black and British today, how they got where they are and their thoughts on what the future holds. Our cast of extraordinary black Britons are facing today and the future. 10.30 QI XL Sandi Toksvig hosts with Gyles Brandreth, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. 11.15 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from Sunday's second-round matches. 12.05am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.05 Countryfile 3.00 Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Fern Britton Meets... Alexander Armstrong 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 FILM: Enchanted (2007) 2.55 Flog It! 3.35 Escape To The Country 4.20 Planet Earth II 5.20 Songs Of Praise 5.55 BBC News

6.00am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 6.45 Big Dreams Small Spaces 7.45 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 8.15 Carol Klein's Plant Odysseys 8.45 Countryfile 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15 Rugby Union: England V Argentina Highlights 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016

ITV1

6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Gino's Italian Escape: Hidden Italy 11.30 Let's Do Christmas With Gino & Mel 12.30pm ITV News; Weather 12.40 Best Walks With A View With Julia Bradbury 1.10 The X Factor 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 ITV News 6.10 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras. 7.00 The Next Great Magician Series in which Stephen Mulhern and Rochelle Humes host a search for the world's next great magician. 8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O'Leary hosts as the remaining acts find out who is safe for another week. Following more big guest star performances, there will be another tense sing-off as the judges decide which act will be leaving the competition for good. 9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! With the celebs having endured two weeks in camp, which of the campmates has what it takes to be crowned King or Queen of the Jungle? Ant and Dec round up all the latest goings-on. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston and Allegra Stratton present a weekly political magazine show. 11.45 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the best of the action from round nine of the Aviva Premiership Rugby season. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.10am Motor Sport: 2016 FIA World Endurance Championship 6.35 Le Mans Classic 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Live 4.40 Guy Martin's Wall Of Death: Behind The Scenes 5.40 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun

6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series revealing the secret lives of animals at Chester Zoo, using new technology to capture the remarkable behaviour of the creatures and their close relationships with their keepers. 8.00 Escape To The Chateau Series following Dick and Angel Strawbridge as they restore their French chateau. Dick and Angel host their first ever paid event at the chateau. 9.00 Humans Sci-fi drama series set in a world where humans co-exist with humanoids known as 'Synths'. Mia is forced to take drastic action when she is at risk of falling into the hands of a mysterious organisation. Hester and Leo stake out the Silo to find Ten's killer. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Vic Reeves, Aisling Bea and David O'Doherty. 11.05 Jon Richardson: Nidiot Comedian and writer Jon Richardson's sell-out stand-up show at the Apollo in London. 12.05am The Last Leg 1.10 FILM: Beyond The Hills (2012) 3.45 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Highlights 4.40 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 5.00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Salvage S.O.S

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6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Shimmer & Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.25 Football On 5: Goal Rush 12.00pm The Gadget Show 1.00 FILM: Twelve Trees Of Christmas (2013) 2.40 FILM: Once Upon A Christmas (2000) 4.25 FILM: Annie Claus Is Coming To Town (2011) 5.25 5 News Weekend 5.30 FILM: Annie Claus Is Coming To Town (2011) 6.10 FILM: Disney's Santa Who? (2000) Starring Leslie Nielsen, Max Morrow, Tommy Davidson, Stephen Eckholt, Robin Lively and R D. Reid. Family comedy in which Santa suffers an attack of amnesia shortly before Christmas after falling out of his sleigh. 7.10 5 News Weekend 7.15 FILM: Disney's Santa Who? (2000) Who’s Santa? He’s Santa! 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Icy Alliance. Reality series. Art tries to get back on the horse when he attempts his first ice crossing since his accident. Lisa and Todd are up against it on the frozen Hudson Bay. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Saving Private Ryan (1998) Starring Tom Hanks, Edward Burns, Matt Damon, Tom Sizemore, Barry Pepper and Adam Goldberg. Oscar-winning World War II drama combining the story of an unusual rescue mission with an overwhelmingly powerful re-creation of the D-Day landings. 10.00 5 News Weekend 10.05 FILM: Saving Private Ryan (1998) Have they found him yet? 12.20am FILM: Flight Of The Phoenix (2004) 2.15 SuperCasino 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Drone Racing League 1.00 Futurama (x3) 2.30 Modern Family (x5) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 6.30 Yonderland 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00 Strike Back: Project Dawn

7.00pm Virtuoso Violinists At The BBC 8.00 Classic Albums: Paul Simon Graceland 9.00 World War Two: 1945 & The Wheelchair President 10.00 Storyville: Brides For Sale Sonita. See highlights. 11.30 FKA Twigs: Soundtrack 7 12.00am Monkey Planet

5.05pm FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 6.05 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.10 FILM: The Waterboy (1999) 8.10 FYI Daily 8.15 FILM: The Waterboy (1999) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.30 Family Guy 10.30 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.30 Family Guy (x2)

9.05am Heartbeat 10.05 Agatha Christie's Marple 12.05pm A Touch Of Frost 2.05 Columbo: A Case Of Immunity 3.45 FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) 4.45 FYI Daily 5.05 FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) 5.50 Inspector Morse 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Midsomer Murders 12.05am Agatha Christie's Marple

8.00am Melissa & Joey (x2) 9.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.30 Made In Chelsea 12.30 FILM: Clueless (1995) 2.30 The Goldbergs (x4) 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: Salt (2010) 11.00 Tattoo Fixers 12.00am Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 1.10 The Inbetweeners (x2)

8.55am Tiny House Nation 9.55 Car S.O.S 10.55 Vet On The Hill 11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The World's Weirdest Weather 9.00 Father Ted (x2) 10.05 It Was Alright In The 1990s 11.10 Very British Problems 12.15am Sex Toy Stories

11.00am FILM: Destination Gobi (1953) 1.00pm FILM: Big Miracle (2012) 3.20 FILM: It's A Wonderful Life (1946) 6.10 FILM: The Core (2003) (2012) 9.00 FILM: Transcendence (2014) 11.20 FILM: The Babadook (2013) 11.20 FILM: The Babadook (2013) 1.10am Carlos

1.00pm FILM: Apocalypse Pompeii (2014) 3.00 FILM: Crystal Skulls (2014) 5.00 FILM: Under The Mountain (2009) 7.00 FILM: The Adventurer: The Curse Of The Midas Box (2013) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Dorian Gray (2009) 11.10 FILM: Red: Werewolf Hunter (2010) 1.00am FILM: Toxin (2015)

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MONDAY 28 Tour De Celeb Channel Five, 7pm So celebrities, right? They’re just like everyone else – except that they *know* that they’re special. They’re so special that they can have a go at incredible feats with a surety that they’ll get it done – whether it’s living in the jungle of tackling the toughest stage of the Tour de France. Provided someone’s watching. Watching?

The Winery Latest TV, 9pm ‘Tis almost the season to be jolly, so that makes it the perfect time to educate yourself in the marvels and finery of winery – or just ‘wine’ if you’re not looking to rhyme. Although you’ll also find sneaky peeks at the picturesque villages of Tuscany, Italian recipes, and beautiful resorts for post Christmas hols planning.

Made In Chelsea E4, 9pm You know you’re posh when your girlfriend’s called Tiff and your best friend’s called Toff – and they have a feud. Get it, Sam! Although it’s never easy when your main people don’t get on. Stephanie throws a dinner party and sits herself between the single chaps – so she’s looking to get on very well. Very proactive.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Way Of Youth (1934) 7.20 Johnny Ringo 7.50 Cynara (1932) 9.30 BFI: Eagle Rock (1964) 10.50 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.20 Deadly Companions (1961) 1.15pm Glimpses 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 You Lucky People (1955) 3.35 BFI: A City Reborn 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. This week: Whitehawk vs Truro City. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 The Winery See highlights. 9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes from the best Scottish ingredients. 10.00 Slime House TV Theo Cane Garvey, AKA battle rapper Psychosis Holocaust, hosts cult music, underground movies and more. 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Scouse Pop 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.20am Salvage S.O.S 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Super Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the dangerous ladders being sold around Britain that could cause major injuries. 8.00 EastEnders Roxy is left to make a big decision. Kathy gets a shock. 8.30 Inside Britain's Fertility Business - Panorama Fertility treatment can be an expensive business. Reporter Deborah Cohen investigates how some clinics sell add-ons - the extra drugs, tests and treatments offered on top of standard fertility care. 9.00 The Last Miners Documentary following the workers at Kellingley Colliery in North Yorkshire, the last deep coal mine in Britain, as it prepares to close. It is the final week before the closure of the mine. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Walliams & Friend Comedy series. David is joined by awardwinning comedian Jack Whitehall. 11.15 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Jess Phillips MP and Nish Kumar. 12.00am The Graham Norton Show 12.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball kicks off your weekly fix of Strictly action. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Clare Grogan and Alex Norton hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 University Challenge Two more student teams fight it out in the second round. 8.30 Only Connect Verbivores v Taverners. Quiz hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Back In Time For Brixton Documentary following a family who give up their modern lives for one summer to experience what life was like for Caribbeans who immigrated to Britain in the postwar period. The Irwin family leave the 60s behind and discover how a new generation of black Britons forged their way through the next three decades of British history. 10.00 Two Doors Down Sitcom. The neighbours are woken in the middle of the night when a car alarm goes off. . 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 Highlights Jason Mohammad introduces highlights. 12.05am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.05 Black And British: A Forgotten History 3.05 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Battle lines are drawn between Emma and Cain. Time runs out for Frank. Lawrence makes a decision. 7.30 Coronation Street Zeedan drops a bombshell on Rana. Aidan puts everything on the line for Maria. Erica catches the twins red-handed. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan present the financial advice show. With interest rates across all banks slashed, the nation's savings are in crisis. Martin and Saira offer some useful tips on how to get the most out of your money in these troubled times. 8.30 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! As the campmates face the prospect of returning to their celebrity lifestyles, who is ready to leave the jungle and who is desperate to stay? Ant and Dec reveal which of the celebs will be leaving camp tonight. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Agenda ITV News at Ten presenter Tom Bradby discusses the big issues of the week with four guests in front of a studio audience. 11.25 Fierce Guyana. Wildlife series with expert Steve Backshall. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Warren and Ste team up against a common enemy. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Supershoppers Consumer programme hosted by Andi Osho and Anna Richardson looking at Britain's biggest brands and retailers. 8.30 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade Kate Quilton, Adam Pearson and Simon Rimmer reveal how customers can ensure that they get the best quality food and service at restaurants across the UK. 9.00 Our Guy In China Guy Martin reveals the unseen side of China's technological and manufacturing achievements. In this episode Guy explores Beijing, ignoring the tourist traps and following his own often eccentric passions. 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Irish nurse Becca meets deep thinking salesman John, who has a fear of first dates. 11.05 The Lie Detective Reality series. 11.55 60 Days In Jail Cell US documentary series. 12.50am Flying To The Ends Of The Earth 1.45 Stephen Hawking: A Brief History Of Mine 3.20 Kids On The Edge: Last Chance School 4.10 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.05 Location, Location, Location

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Big Food Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Think Tank 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 DIY SOS At Great Ormond Street Hospital 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff: Live From Manchester 11.30 FILM: Twelve Trees Of Christmas (2013) 1.10pm 5 News 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: A Fairytale Christmas (2013) 5.00 5 News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tori comes home with the DNA test results, and Brody reveals the verdict - Raffy is a Morgan. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Tour De Celeb See highlights. 8.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers. 9.00 MPs: Behind Closed Doors Fly-on-the-wall documentary filmed inside the local constituency surgeries of three MPs - Naz Shah (Labour, Bradford West), Jacob ReesMogg (pro-Brexit Tory, North East Somerset) and Nick Clegg (LibDem, Sheffield Hallam). From a young Afghan-born student facing deportation to a man complaining about his noisy neighbour, the film shows the wide range of issues. 10.00 Gangland: Turf Wars Groundbreaking two-part documentary. An unprecedented insight into the lives of London's most notorious street gangs, following young people exposed to murder, drug deals, guns and knives on a daily basis. 11.05 Gangland: Murder And part two of the ground-breaking documentary. 12.05am FILM: Adulthood (2008) 1.45 SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 Trollied 9.30 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 4 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 The Force: Essex Back Up 12.00am Air Ambulance ER

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railway Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 Monkey Planet 9.00 The Joy Of Data 10.00 Black Nurses: The Women Who Saved The NHS 11.00 The First World War 11.50 Dan Cruickshank's Adventures In Architecture 12.50am Turner's Thames 1.50 The Polio Story

2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 You've Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad!

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle's War 11.05 Blue Murder 12.35am Inspector Morse

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea. See highlights. 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.05am FILM: Run Wild, Run Free (1969) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings: Best Dressed Brides

11.00am FILM: High Noon (1952) 12.45pm FILM: 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 2.25 FILM: Harvey (1950) 4.35 FILM: Robin And Marian (1976) 6.45 FILM: Shallow Hal (2001) 9.00 FILM: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) 11.20 FILM: Rear Window (1954) 1.35am Carlos

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Category 5 (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Sin City (2005) 11.30 The Librarians 12.30am Star Trek: Voyager 1.30 1.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2)

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