Latest 7: No. 807

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Channel 7 Channel 159 FREE | 29 November – 5 December 2016 | Issue 807

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RUSSELL KANE INTERVIEW Funny man on YouTube, fatherhood and more JOHN WILSON INTERVIEW Silver screen soundtracks sensation

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5 CAT TALES An East Sussex rescue has saved the life of a loveable cat who is set to be a TV superstar!

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1 The Black Fields The Fighter 2 Oasaro and RJ Shut Up

8 NANGLE NATTERS & YAK YAK YAK Nangle takes it to the max – and stops there; Andrew celebrates the joy of chefs

11 Automatic Shoes Let Go

9 RUSSELL KANE

12 Baxter Standing On the

Russell Kane talks literacy, fatherhood, unfulfilled ambitions and farts with Victoria Nangle

Edge of the Tide

10 SETH LAKEMAN Jeff Hemmings highlights the darling of folk music

13 bucket­joy jaded

11 JOHN WILSON

14 Crawlspace Shivers

John Wilson talks to Joe Fuller about what to expect from his ‘Music from the Movies’ concert

15 Go Johnny GO

13 ANDREW KAY DINES OUT

Wash Out Night Out

and Dance 3 Thin Boy Ken It’s BLOBBY time again 4 North Laine Thinking

The most jovial of meals at Food For Friends

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CAT TALES > An East Sussex rescue has saved the life of a loveable cat who is set to be a TV superstar!

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ince setting up Catastrophes cat rescue in the ‘70s, Alan Knight OBE and Liz Varney, have rescued dozens of cats who were about to be put down or who could no longer be cared for by their owners.

Janet is a special case. When the furry four­year­old feline came to the no­kill sanctuary a few months ago, her jaw was fused shut.

Thanks to demanding dental surgery she has been given a new lease of life and is set to star in More4’s Vet on the Hill. “Before her operation, Janet couldn’t clean her fur and we couldn’t clean her teeth, which caused big problems,” Alan said. “She was starting to get a mouth ulcer where her teeth were interlocking, which must have been terribly painful.”

“ When the furry four­year­old feline

came to the no­kill sanctuary a few months ago, her jaw was fused shut ”

Janet’s surgery went ahead about a month ago, and was made possible by well­wishers who donated over £1,000 to the cause.

Surgeons flew in from Spain to perform the procedure, which was described as: “worthwhile attempting, although it may be challenging” by Ronan Doyle, European Specialist in Small Animal Surgery at Davies, Herts.

The surgery was a huge success and Janet is now recovering in the company of the many other cats at the sanctuary’s cottage in Dallington, East Sussex. The affectionate white and grey cat is now a picture of health. Her distinctive tongue makes her a firm favourite among visitors and volunteers. “She used to drool all the time, and because she had to use her tongue to pick up food before her surgery, it’s grown stronger and longer,” said Alan, a purring Janet sitting in his lap.

The sanctuary is home to misfit cats from as far afield as Saudi Arabia, and takes in feral cats as well as moggies with disabilities or temperamental problems. “We welcome cats with bad temperaments,” explains Liz. “It takes a great deal of patience and care for them to settle, but once they’re here they do tend to settle very quickly and form friendships easily. If they don’t, they’re allowed to be cross and grouchy here.”

Catastrophes has proven to be so popular that the cottage is now at maximum cat­pacity, and Alan and Liz are busy preparing for the hectic Christmas season and for Janet’s TV debut. www.catastrophescats.org

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THE CUTTING EDGE

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Latest 7’s Andrew Kay went along for a spot of tonsorial titivation

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was 22 years old the first time I went to a professional hairdresser. I know it sounds unlikely but as a small child my father, who had cut hair under orders whilst doing his National Service, had always trimmed my unruly curls. Then, in my teens, I did what all teenage boys did in the late 1960s and grew it long. At 17 my art teacher cropped it all off, he asked and I said yes, I cannot remember why but I went from looking like a Marc Bolan to looking more like Diana Ross, an interesting transition.

It was only after leaving art school that I ventured into a professional hairdressers and how I wished I had done it sooner. All those years missing out on that strangely intimate experience that can only be gained when putting your hair into the hands of someone you trust. Well the trust only comes on the completion of that cut but I was hooked on the whole thing and have been since.

Now I not only enjoy going for a cut but also for a wet shave too,

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and I’m not averse or ashamed of indulging in a little pampering too. But this time I needed a change, a big change from my rather long, wild and latterly unmanageable curls to something altogether sharper and easier to deal with.

I had spotted Cutter & Grinder and had even popped in to buy some seriously strong hair dressing. I loved the place, it’s almost museum like inside, the walls lined with tonsorial clutter and ephemera and there are two of the finest looking barbers’ chairs I have ever seen. I made an appointment, early morning, to have my hair cut by owner Hossein. Hossein has that sharp contemporary look, the large groomed beard and sharp lined classic haircut that is timeless but bang on point when it comes to fashion.

I knew that it would be less easy for him to give me exactly that as my hair is very thin (bald) on top now and of course he would have those curls to deal with. First off he complemented me on the

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‘tache, hairdressers usually do as, even if I say it myself, it is a fine specimen. He then complemented me on the whiteness of my hair, it is now my natural colour, then after playing with it for some time he set about the cut. How short did I want it? I really wanted a difference so I said short. Out came the scissors and off he set, cutting my hair dry. This he explained helped him to see how it was shaping up. “That would be the curls then?” “Yes” he replied explaining that cutting curly hair was rather like topiary! I’ve often thought the same.

The long white curls fell to the floor until it looked like a fleece, but in the mirror I could very soon see that what was left was taking on a rather impressive new look, sharp, clean lined and stylish. He gave my ‘tache a much needed trim too, a job that I find rather difficult to do myself, and after brushing me down and adding a spot of pommade I was done.

As important as it was for me to look good I desperately need a cut that was more manageable. This Hossein has achieved, and he has reduced my pommade bill by at least 90%!

The whole thing was great and that is what I would like to really emphasise, go and make the most of the experience. This is no clipper bashing in­and­out job, far from it, Hossein and his team take their time making you feel valued, finding out what you really want and giving great advice. Next time I will go the whole way and have a shave too. Oh yes, I almost forgot, he also sharpens knives so I will take some along and avail myself of that service too. All in all an ideal place for a food loving, hair cut and shave fan like me!

Cutter & Grinder: Gentlemen’s Grooming Salon 110c Western Road, Norfolk Square, Brighton, BN1 2AA Open Mon/Tues 9am­6pm, Thurs 9am­7.30pm, Fri 9am­6pm & Sat 8am­5pm, 01273 730333, www.cutterandgrinder.co.uk

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> To the max? Really?

> ICEx it’s the joy of chefs

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yperbole – exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.”

There is too much hyperbole in my media streams. I mean, it’s literally going to make my brain explode. Did you see what I did there? I added my own hyperbole to the tirade that slips through, from social media, to Saturday night television, and on to the absolutes being decried about people in the news fringes with opposing views. He voted that?! He must be a racist and a fascist!

None of which is very conducive to moving forward in the spirit of compromise and understanding and people not wanting to knock each others’ blocks off.

“ Having a couple of differences shouldn’t be lines drawn in the sand box ” The first time it really came to my attention was a few years back when Simon Cowell proclaimed that he believed a thing “110 per cent”. You can’t do that. One hundred per cent is the full amount that you can believe anything and then it’s with a vitriolic fervour of a zealot. It’s nice that you think that your talent competition hopeful will have a promising career, and I’m not detracting from the fact that you have a full and expansive career in the music industry, Simon – but you just can’t believe in anything or anyone more that one hundred per cent. It’s nuts.

I’m sure it was around before then, it’s not like Saturday early evening telly is known as a place for trailblazers, but from then people have been “literally” going to pieces, talking in absolutes online, and generally preparing for all out war.

I am not “literally” going to pieces. I am “literally” in one piece, sitting on a chair and typing this. I do not believe that simply because a member of my family voted differently from the way I did during the referendum that I shouldn’t talk to them or that I have nothing in common with them. This isn’t high school where lines were drawn if you liked Take That instead of Westlife, Bros instead of Brother Beyond, The Beatles instead of The Stones.

Having a couple of differences shouldn’t be lines drawn in the sand box. It’s why we go on holiday. Or has that not occurred to anyone? How can resolutions be found without engagement? And how can maths be taught without proper respect for one hundred per cent? Unless we’re talking about statistics of course...

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ast week I spent a fun evening watching Latest Bill's film of the extraordinary Lynn Ruth Miller, the octogenarian comedian, raconteur and burlesque artiste, yes you read that right. And after the screening I interviewed them, asking them about what it is that drives them on.

Funnily enough most of the things I wanted to ask them were things that I could easily ask myself, what is it that drives me forward? Well a week ago I realised what it is.

“ Take a look on Amazon Prime and enjoy the joy of chefs ” Three years ago I started a project called International Chef Exchange. It started in Maastricht when I met an extraordinary chef called Audrey Eussen. She was quite brilliant and sparked in me an idea to bring her to Brighton in an exchange project. When I got back I put the wheels in motion with the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival and I engaged with the restaurant at Drakes Hotel who became the most valuable partners in setting the project on its course.

I then went to Bill Smith, we had launched Latest TV at that point, and asked if I could have a camera crew to film it. It was the start of an incredible journey that has taken me around the world meeting amazing chefs and food and drink producers.

It also turned me into a TV maker. When I started I was 57 and a novice. Now I am 60 and although I would never claim to be an expert I feel that I have learnt so much – and there is the answer, that it was drives me on.

There is another driving force of course and that is recognition, who amongst us does not like to be recognised for their achievements? When the series was finished it was gratifying to hear from friends and strangers alike that they had enjoyed the programmes. Now that recognition has reached a new level as International Chef Exchange is on Amazon Prime, yes you read that right, my programme has gone global and is already being seen by a huge and new audience. They have declared it to be the very opposite of Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Hell, a programme I love by the way. It is certainly about food passion and is not car crash TV, far from it.

That said there are disasters and lots of laughs along the way.

If you missed it on Latest TV then take a look on Amazon Prime and enjoy the joy of chefs!

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RUSSELL KANE > Award­winning comedian, novelist, YouTube sensation – Russell Kane talks literacy, fatherhood, unfulfilled ambitions and farts with Victoria Nangle Hello Russell, how are you today?

Buzzing like a bee on a Berocca!

I like the title of your new show – ‘Right Man, Wrong Age’. How is it, do you think, that such a fuss has ended up being made about what your own age actually is?

In the end… my biggest discovery has been the maturity and age are not linked (farts and laughs).

Do you have a favourite age you remember being in your life so far – and what is it that makes you remember it so fondly?

30. Finally the adolescent screaming hormones began to chill out. At 35, they started again though…

You seem to be one of the busiest performers in comedy – touring, television, podcast appearances, YouTube videos, author – is there anything you’d like to do that you haven’t found the time for yet?

Porn. And opening a restaurant.

Your videos have had a phenomenal reception. I heard you say to Richard Herring that it takes you an hour to make each one, including editing. How important do you think it is to be techno­ savvy as a comedian?

I never thought it before, but to be able to get one’s stand­ up out there – directly. It’s been a game changer for me.

You’ve spoken a lot about your relationship with your father.

Has he featured in your own decisions in how you want your relationship to develop with your own daughter?

Very much so. I’m trying to be a moaning old bellend.

An old crone comes up to you after a gig with a bag of shiny

apples she says are for her step­daughter – very suspicious – and offers you three wishes. What do you wish for?

Apart from 10 wishes? I would wish for: 1) Very long life and happiness for me and my immediate family.

2) Lottery numbers 3) Global peace and prosperity

I enjoyed seeing you on TV encouraging literacy recently.

What are you reading at the moment, and what book do you like to give to other people?

Currently reading 'The Collected Ghost Stories of E. F. Benson' – after Halloween.

Your date in Brighton is near the end of your tour. What are you looking forward to most about coming to our seaside home?

Just that room… it’s one of the best in the country. With 1700 people in it it’s magical.

“ Finally the adolescent screaming

hormones began to chill out. At 35, they started again though… ”

Madame Bovary is my favourite novel of all time.

And then it’s Christmas after the tour! Any idea what you’d like Santa to leave you under the tree?

A bottle of vodka and Lindsey.

And some of her hot mates.

And a hot tub. I’m kidding! Chill out…. Playstation VR. Russell Kane: Right Man Wrong Age, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Sunday 4 December 2016, 8pm, £18

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he oh­so close­to­being­the­pin­ up­boy of folk music, Devon's Seth Lakeman has come a long way since his album of 2004, ‘Kitty Jay’, was released on a minuscule £300 budget, but to much acclaim.

Recorded in his kitchen (as was his 2002 debut, ‘The Punch Bowl’), it went on to be nominated for the Mercury Music Prize. It didn't win, of course, but the Mercury people knew that here was something a

“ Raw, visceral and simplistic hues “ little special. This young, driven and passionate performer, helping to bring back folk to its roots, after the unadventurous and unsuccessful forays into pop­folk, experienced by the band Equation, a group signed

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to a major label, and that included Seth, as well as his two brothers, Sean and Sam, and a very young Kate Rusby.

‘Kitty Jay’ also established Lakeman's writing style, his songs speaking of the ancient, such is their raw, visceral and simplistic hues and tones. But while his albums normally consist of all original compositions, his recent album ‘Ballads of the Broken Few’ has reached out to the deep traditional songbook of the UK and America, bringing back to life four songs that he has stamped in his idiosyncratic style, producing updated versions that sit snugly with seven originals.

With ‘Ballads of the Broken Few’ he has collaborated with the intuitive female vocal trio Wildwood Kin, made up of two sisters, Emilie and Beth Key, and their cousin Meghann Loney; their angelically lush tones contrasting with the more gritty voice of Lakeman.

Lakeman's experimental and adventurous bearing has seen him go to unusual places to record in the past. He’s used a disused copper mine and cooperage (Tales From The Barrelhouse), whilst utilising loads of found instruments there including anvils, whilst his last album, Word of Mouth, was recorded in a Cornish church. For ‘Ballads of the Broken Few’, Lakeman, Wildwood Trio and producer Ethan Johns went to a great hall of a Jacobean Manor House, in effect delivering a rustic and rootsy contrast to the opulence of the setting.

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JOHN WILSON > Ranging from Gone With The Wind to Star Wars, John Wilson talks to Joe Fuller about what to expect from his ‘Music from the Movies’ Brighton Dome concert What is it about film scores that reaches a wider audience than a lot of other classical music? Is it familiarity, joviality or length for example?

We play very few film scores in the JWO – probably only a dozen or so. The core of our repertoire has always been song – either from Broadway or the Hollywood film musicals.

That said, our current tour programme contains a number of what you might call ‘classic' films scores from the Golden Age (Korngold, Waxman etc) which are immediately attractive and engaging and full of good tunes – that may account for their popularity.

I saw you at the Proms last year performing Frank Sinatra and other swing music with Seth MacFarlane. The sharpness and volume of the brass live really opened my ears as to how great the music can be. Is there anything particular in music from the movies that a live orchestra can illuminate or enliven?

Do you see your recordings and concerts as a way of bridging the pop/classical divide?

No, not at all. I record a Cole Porter song in much the same way I’d record some Elgar or Vaughan Williams. It’s all real music – the only thing that separates the genres is the style.

There is nothing quite like the thrill of hearing an orchestra playing live. Come to our concert!

What is it that drew you to including a jazz band in the orchestra rather than sticking to a traditional setup?

The repertoire demands this – all of the Golden Age film musicals require a compliment of saxophones, dance band brass and rhythm instruments.

“ Anyone can come to our concerts – there is absolutely no age limit and no etiquette ”

What is it like conducting an orchestra of 80 players?

Exhilarating, uplifting, exhausting.

I attended a sci­fi film score evening put on the Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra and was happy to see how much more mixed the crowd was age­wise. Are children encouraged to attend your concerts? Would you suggest a minimum age?

Anyone can come to our concerts – there is absolutely no age limit and no etiquette.

Just turn up, turn your phone off and listen.

What can we expect from the Brighton concert? Can you give us an idea of some of the Hollywood film scores and Oscar winning songs that you’ll be performing?

A very wide range of scores and songs from a fifty year period – 1930s to 1980s – as diverse as our suite from the Tom and Jerry cartoons, Gone With The Wind, Star Wars, songs from Funny Girl, Gigi etc. It’s a long old list…!

John Wilson & The John Wilson Orchestra: Music from the Movies, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Thursday 1 December, 7pm, £33­£49 brightondome.org 01273 709709

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ANDREW KAY Dines Out

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n the recent Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival Awards, Food For Friends won the bronze award, a fine accolade for a restaurant that over the last few years I have come to respect.

Bronze is good when you see who the public voted had pitted them against and it was certainly enough to remind me how good my last meal had been there.

So with Mr F we decided to drop in and have a look at some of the new dishes that have been put on the menu as we head into the festive season.

I was having a tough day, sprained ankle, late taxi, you know the kind of thing. So when our waiter waved the cocktail menu under my nose I was there and before very long drinking an excellent sour plum fairy, very appropriate I thought given my mood. The mood was soon to lift though as the drink was good, as were the nuts and seeds that came with them dressed in a mix of pomegranate molasses and Tamara.

We found the Christmas dishes on the set dinner menu and tempting as they were Mr F chose his starter from the a la carte selection, a stuffed courgette flower. When it arrived I looked on with envy as he cut open the delicate flowers and a mixture of creamy soft cheeses oozed out. It looked wonderful and he declared it to be very tasty too.

“ This was the best pudding I have

tasted in some time, truly delicious ”

My starter of chestnut, parsnip and cumin rosti was excellent too, the rosti a perfectly seasoned mix of vegetable and nuts and the outsides wonderfully crisp. There was a creamy dressing and a sharp cranberry compote too and the addition of crispy kale added a wonderful bitter note against the sweet flavours and excellent texture too. If I had one complaint, and this will sound mean and lots of you will see it as a plus, it was just a bit too big. I would have been satisfied to dine on the dish as a main course. That's just me and I should never criticise hearty and generous dishes really.

For his main course Mr F chose Jerusalem artichoke fritters with caramelised turnip gyoza, celeriac and pistachio purée, braised leeks and spiced plum sauce. He relished the dish and kept telling me about the component parts as he crossed the plate from ingredient to ingredient. I have to say it looked very good and the presentation was very stylish indeed.

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cakes, saffron mash and a rich red wine and cranberry jus. The mushrooms were expertly cooked, grilled to perfection so that the exteriors were crisp and savoury but inside remained sweet and soft. The chestnut and walnut rissole cakes reminded me of Lebanese kibbi which is a very good thing and I absolutely loved the saffron mash which was perfectly made and judiciously seasoned with the musky saffron. The presence of cranberry added a good sour note but I felt that I had already had that with my rosti, which was a shame, but neither wrong or a disaster.

We drank a bottle of their house white which is decent, as of course it should be, and sensibly priced in a city where some house wines are commanding rather silly prices. And although we were both rather full, I pointed out to Mr F that this was after all work and not fun, haha.

So desserts were ordered. Mr F chose the spiced poached pear with chocolate cointreau mousse, orange powder and a flax and chia seed snap and once again the presentation was first class, the food here is certainly very stylish. It also eats well as Mr F was pleased to announce and he made light work of his pud.

I chose the maple and muscovado parfait with a caramelised pistachio crumb and a cardamom and clementine sorbet. I love desserts and I really loved this, it was an extraordinarily good pud, a creamy parfait dotted with crisp caramel pieces, with the scented delight of maple and the almost burnt sugar flavour of the muscavado, the crumb beneath added a brilliant textural contrast too. But the real delight was the sorbet which was packed with bitter sweet notes that balanced the rich and creamy parfait. I was already full, I should have stopped at the main – but I didn't and I am very glad I didn't. This was the best pudding I have tasted in some time, truly delicious.

Did I mention that Food For Friends is vegetarian? No? Well no need really, it is great on any level, it just doesn't serve meat or fish!

Food for Friends, 17­18 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, BN1 1HF 01273 202 310, foodfrofriends.com

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Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very affordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes.

Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday.

Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings.

The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99.

Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients.

Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Chilli Pickle

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style.

An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting.

17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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he Theatre Royal Brighton has given up panto and in its place brought in a far more adult entertainment for the festive season, a brave but brilliant idea. This year it is Sunny Afternoon, the Kinks musical, so we went up to London to catch the new cast in rehearsal and see the West End production.

Firstly let’s talk about the show. Stages have been littered with ‘Jukebox Musicals’ for years now. Strings of pop hits tenuously attached to an often lame plot. Sunny Afternoon is no such show! This is a tightly scripted drama about The Kinks and their early career, the successes and the disasters and it has been penned by the man himself, Ray Davies. It’s a frank and honest tale, warts and all, in which he spares nothing. Of course it is peppered with their hits which range from moving ballads to cheesy pop.

Rehearsals were intense, the cast are not simply playing the roles, they are playing all of the instruments too, every one of them, singing, dancing, acting and playing quadruple threats as they say in the business – and there’s not a weak one amongst them.

Over coffee we got to meet members of the new cast bringing the show to Brighton.

They are out of breath from the stunning number they have just performed for us but eager to talk about their show and how much they love it.

One of the new members,

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Mark Newnham, is a local boy who studied at Steyning Grammar school and then on to BIMM, Brighton’s very successful modern music academy.

“I seem to have found a little niche in playing 60s rock stars, I’ve done quite a few.” I asked if it is interesting as a performer to embrace the musical style of the sixties, it is a sound that they slavishly achieve in their performance. “I was a fan of 60s music anyway, bands like The Zombies and The Beatles and of course The Kinks, they are some of my favourite bands, that is my family’s influence and especially my mum and dad.”

Andrew Gallo has just played a mind blowing drum solo in the role of Mick Avory. I asked when he started to play drums. “I was quite young, about 12, and I backed away from playing the piano which I now really regret.

Finally I persuaded my parents to buy me a kit, which they installed beneath our sitting room, a big mistake. I started

playing in rock and punk bands but moved on to playing jazz and swing.” It’s a very flamboyant performance that he has just given. “That actually comes from my time playing in school orchestras where the other musicians would be playing seriously and I would be sat at the timpani giving it all this…” and he starts to flail and thrash his arms, a real showman.

“It came from having to sit quietly for 48 bars before getting to do something.”

How did the drumming lead on to acting? “Well I started as a choir boy and we sang psalms, a few bars of melody repeated over and over and the choir master said that it was not about that melody but about the words, read those words, think about it. Words inform how you perform. At school I fell in love with Shakespeare

and at Liverpool I studied straight acting, so now it is great to bring the two together, my musicianship and my acting.”

Is Mick Avory still alive, have you seen him perform? “He is and he still plays a lot of gigs around London and I’ve watched a lot of footage of him performing, I really want to see him live.”

How daunting is it to go on stage and perform the role of someone who is still alive? “It has to be a mix of a portrait and an interpretation.

There has to be a little of me in my performance and this is not Stars in Their Eyes either! You doff your cap to the real person of course but there has to be artistry.”

There were of course tensions within The Kinks, how difficult is it to get that across?

Mark Newhnam who plays Ray Davies’ younger brother Dave replies. “It’s great for me because there are so many problems and fights between them and Dave is such a flamboyant character, it’s great fun but it has to be very precisely played.”

These guys are summing up what it is that lifts Sunny Afternoon above the ordinary.

It’s real theatre with a strong script and a gripping story, one filled with anger and sadness but also with humour and of course the joy of fabulous pop classics – delivered so well – real entertainment.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 13 ­31 Dec www.atgtickets.com/brighton | 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply)

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This fantastic double bill at the Brighton Centre sees Madness (my first ever gig 16 years ago!) headline with Lightning Seeds supporting. Featuring new tracks, fan favourites and hits, the performance will be brimming with quality pop songs

Angelos Epithemiou and Barry From Watford are two of the most unlikely of characters to discuss how to succeed in business, making it all the more intriguing. Of course, they’ll also be talking about Londis, claiming benefits in space and more.

Brighton Centre, 3 December, brightoncentre.co.uk

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It’s sold out but see if you can get a ticket somehow for the renowned ambient house and psychedelic light show of The Orb. A 25th anniversary performance of debut album ‘Adventures Beyond The Underworld’ should see the crowd enjoying some trippy nostalgia.

Sallis Benney Theatre, 8pm, Fri 2 December, £16

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Zoe Lyons’ popular monthly night is headlined for Christmas by the inimitable sharp wit of Aisling Bea, with great support in the form of Suzi Ruffell and Russ Peers. A fabulous line­up to get you in the festive mood, with Lyons taking up hosting duties herself.

Komedia, Sun 4 December, 7.30pm, £12/9/5

Concorde 2, 2 December, concorde2.co.uk

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Church of St John the Evangelist, 3 December, brightonorpheus.org

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You can also hear our own Jeff Hemmings with Vocal Explosion’s Midwinter Candlelit Concert featuring evocative songs, mulled wine, mince pies and Dirk Campbell playing the kora.

Brighton Unitarian Church, 2 December, wegottickets.com/event/380809

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One of Brighton’s brightest creative sparks Kellie Miller has brought together an intriguing trio of artists for her Winter Exhibition in the South Lanes.

Rock pool paintings by Trevor Scobie capture moments of the natural world, while George Antoni’s abstract paintings work with themes of beauty in deterioration.

Complementing the group are land and sea­inspired ceramics vessels by Paul Wearing. And, of course, there’s plenty more to delight the eye from Kellie Miller Arts’ resident artists.

Until 12 December. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty

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TUESDAY 29 Rillington Place BBC1, 9pm Three-part drama series based on the true story of serial killer John Christie. After a long separation John and his wife Ethel try to make a second go of it at 10 Rillington Place, but as war breaks out the masks start to slip to show a truth of deceit, suspicion and violence is never far away.

Life On The Psych Ward Channel 4, 9pm There are a number of different ways in which you can become institutionalised, leaving a fear of change, the unknown – what happens next. This is what three patients at the Bethlem Royal Hospital, home to some of the most dangerous patients on the NHS, are facing as they prepare to leave after decades.

Storyville: The Cult That Stole Children – Inside The Family BBC4, 9pm The true story of one of Australia’s most notorious cults – Anne Hamilton-Bryne believed she was a living god, and convinced her followers of it.

Acquiring children through adoption scams and cult births, she claimed them all her own.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Lucky Jade (1937) 7.20 Johnny Ringo 7.50 Bulldog Drummond (1929) 9.45 BFI: Friend or Foe (1982) 11.15 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.45 Blood of The Vampire (1958) 1.30 June Allyson 2.00 Lost Hours (1952) 3.30 June Allyson 4.00 Collapse The Box 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Latest In Lewes

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Drop the Puck 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels.

9.30 From the Water's Edge Youtube sensations Chris and Steve offer fishing tips and advice, with the aim of providing informative, interesting and, most importantly, entertaining angling news.

10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and guests.

10.30 Tramshed Sessions Maddie Jones in Cardiff for a series with up and coming singer songwriters.

11.00 Latitude 2016 (x2) 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 The Winery 1.30 Brodian's Basement 2.30 Tramshed Sessions 3.00 Digital Nation 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Reality hits hard for Phil. The pressure grows for Ronnie as Jack pushes ahead with their future. Jane opens up to Stacey.

8.00 Holby City The arrival of Italian stallion Matteo immediately irritates Jac, but when she discovers Matteo's past misdemeanours, she throws down the gauntlet. Dominic gets emotionally embroiled in a challenging case which exposes cracks in his relationship with Isaac.

Is Isaac all he seems? Bernie is shocked to discover that her son Cameron is now an F1 on her ward.

9.00 Rillington Place See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Imagine... Serial Killers The Women Who Write Crime Fiction Alan Yentob explores the enthralling world of female crime fiction in the company of some of its best-selling authors, including Patricia Cornwell, Val McDermid and Paula Hawkins - the newcomer whose The Girl on the Train was the breakout hit of 2015.

11.50 FILM: The Cry Of The Owl (2009) Psychological thriller based on the novel by Patricia Highsmith.

1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the lucky couple who managed to avoid elimination last weekend.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Nicki Chapman and Jules Hudson hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals It is the final heats week and six new ambitious chefs set out to prove they have what it takes to win the coveted title.

9.00 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain Gareth Malone aims to find Britain's most entertaining amateur choir. It is the semi-final of Gareth Malone's contest to find Britain's most entertaining, undiscovered amateur choir.

10.00 Live At The Apollo Australian comedy star Adam Hills is your host as he introduces US comic Michelle Wolf and sharp-witted Jamali Maddix to the stage.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 NFL This Week The latest American football action from the NFL season.

12.05am Snooker: UK Championship 2016 Highlights 12.55 Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.55 The Apprentice 3.55 Will Britain Ever Have A Black Prime Minister?

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Will Rebecca and Robert's plan succeed? Finn's secret is revealed. Tracy struggles with Frank's betrayal.

8.00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates more digital disasters as captured on phones, drones and selfie sticks - in his own inimitable style. Who will be the star of the show this week.

8.30 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The celebrities battle hunger, the jungle and each other as the title of King or Queen of the Jungle gets ever closer for one of them. Who will be heading home tonight? Ant and Dec reveal all.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News 10.45 Judge Rinder's Crime Stories Judge Robert Rinder steps out from behind the bench to examine real-life cases. This programme looks at the case of a man convicted of attempted rape, who spent 17 years trying to clear his name, and an organised gang of criminals that went on an 18-month nationwide crime spree, attracting the attention of several police forces.

11.45 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Big Food Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Think Tank 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 The Big Food Rescue 7.15 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 8.00 DIY SOS: Million Pound Build For Children In Need 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Super Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Goldie figures out Mercedes' plan, but can she stop Ellie from calling the police?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of 5-YearOlds Observational documentary series which follows three groups of children - aged four, five and six years - as they meet for the first time.

Ten new five-year-olds arrive at the play centre. With a year of school under their belts, these children are asserting their independence and becoming more and more interested in exploring the adult world around them. How do they cope when they meet other children who are different to themselves?

9.00 Life On The Psych Ward See highlights.

10.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

11.05 999: What's Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire.

12.10am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 1.05 PokerStars.com 2.00 Life On The Edge 3.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3.25 Le Mans Classic 3.55 Kirstie's Fill Your House For Free 4.10 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff: Live From Manchester 11.30 FILM: Once Upon A Christmas (2015) 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.20 FILM: A Christmas Promise (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate rescues Hope from the bottom of the slope and rushes her to hospital.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series following the vets and patients of Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot's former practice.

9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series. Adventurer Ben meets Micky and Trina Cofer, who along with their four children, left behind the comforts of America to become missionaries in the freezing tundra of Outer Mongolia.

10.00 The Boy Who Can't Stay Awake Documentary about people with medical conditions which baffle doctors - a young woman who is allergic to almost everything, a teenage footballer who keeps falling asleep for days, and a 23-year-old student as weak as a 90-year-old.

11.05 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies A look at some famous faces who have gone under the knife and have the scars to prove it.

12.00am Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? 12.45 Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor (2) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railway Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 Tiger Island - Natural World 9.00 Storyville: The Cult That Stole Children - Inside The Family. See highlights.

10.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 11.00 Treasures Of Ancient Greece 12.00am Britain's Lost Waterlands

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad!12.00am The Vampire Diaries 1.00 American Dad

12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle's War 11.05 Blue Murder 12.35am Inspector Morse

3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 FILM: Addams Family Values (1993) 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 First Dates Abroad (x2) 12.10am The Lie Detective

1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.50 My Big Fat Gypsy Holiday 12.50am The Undateables

11.00am The Desert Fox (1951) 12.45pm First Men In The Moon (1964) 2.55 The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw (1958) 5.05 Carry On Constable (1960) 6.50 Congo (1995) 9.00 Horns (2013) 11.20 Vertigo (1958) 1.55am Shell (2012) 3.50 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Under The Mountain (2009) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Dorian Gray (2009) 11.10 FILM: The Hollow (2015) 1.00am Star Trek: Voyager

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WEDNESDAY 30 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration Channel Five, 7pm Look at them go! Don’t they look fab? And they’re so very nearly there! Wouldn’t it be a shame if they all fell into a pothole now?

Ben witnesses the final leg of the epic migration as the wildebeest – who have already travelled through the Serengeti and Maasai Mara – loop home.

Kids On The Edge: Last Chance School Channel 4, 10pm According to recent statistics, one in three English teenage girls now show symptoms of anxiety or depression. Which is depressing in itself. With A&Es seeing a surge in self-harming teens – the majority of which are girls – the Tavistock clinic offers support to two such troubled teens.

Black-ish E4, 7.30pm More multicultural – but actually American – laughs from this sitcom. When Dre’s childhood friend comes to stay with the family for a few days, Rainbow thinks he is taking advantage of her husband’s generosity. Tricky situation – and who knows what dirt that best mate might have from bygone days. Just sayin’.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Love In High Gear (1932) 7.15 Johnny Ringo 7.45 Barbary Coast (1935) 9.35 BFI: Kid From Canada (1957) 10.30 BFI: Juno Helps Out (1953) 10.50 BFI: Listen to Britain (1942) 11.15 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.45 Wonderful Life (1964) 2.00pm Ladies Who Do (1963) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Brighton Lights 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues.

9.00 F-Stop This week: the Horton Brothers.

10.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

10.30 Noise Floor At the Future Sound of Nottingham Finals at Rock City, showcasing the winner; Joy Mumford, Crosa Rosa, Josh Wheatley, The Rascels, Oscar Speed & Field Studies.

11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 Latitude 2016 (x2) 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote

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9.00 The Missing The Mountain.

Thriller. The truth of the events leading up to Alice's return to Eckhausen in 2014 is finally revealed.

Meanwhile, in 2016, Sam and Gemma are pulling together and join Julien in a desperate race against time, as they track Alice and Sophie's abductor from Germany all the way to the mountains of Switzerland.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts another edition of the light-hearted sports quiz. Joining Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are Paralympic gold medallist Jonnie Peacock, England netball star Pamela Cookey, lightweight boxer Anthony Crolla and Premier League defender Curtis Davies.

11.15 Film 2016 Taking charge of Film 2016 this week is comedian and film fan Paul Merton.

11.45 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series.

EastEnders actor Danny Dyer hopes that he will 'freak a few people out' with his family history.

12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the news and gossip from the Strictly Ballroom.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Jimmy Osmond and Tony Christie.

Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals It is the last week of the heats and these are the last six chefs to battle to make it through the competition.

9.00 Black And British: A Forgotten History The Homecoming.

Historian David Olusoga concludes his series with the three African kings who stood up to Empire, an irresistible crooner, race riots in Liverpool and the shaping of black British identity in the 20th century.

10.00 The Premier League Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 No Such Thing As The News Your last chance before Christmas to hear something interesting about the world.

11.45 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 Highlights 12.35am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.35 Planet Earth II 3.35 Boy George's 1970s: Save Me From Suburbia

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron is shocked

by Rebecca's confession. Emma vows to help Finn. Lawrence admits his feelings.

7.30 Coronation Street Aidan chases proof of Maria's innocence.

Zeedan makes a grand gesture. Tim digs himself out of a hole.

8.30 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The celebrities are hungry and missing home, but they still need to win food for camp in the Bushtucker Trial - while another celeb will be leaving the jungle tonight. Ant and Dec reveal whose time in camp has come to an end.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 How To Remember Everything Documentary exploring the incredible world of competitive memory. The average human brain is capable of remembering four things at a time, so how are some people able to remember four hundred? This programme follows a group of British hopefuls as they take on the challenge of competing against the world's leading memory athletes at the World Memory Championships in China.

11.45 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Big Food Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Think Tank 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 The Big Food Rescue 7.15 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Snooker: UK Championship 2016

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Super Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Lisa and Zack confront Prince about his accusations.

Joanne gets Louis exactly where she wants him. Simone visits Margaret in prison. Ryan is tempted by the McQueen charm. John Paul gets the wrong end of the stick when James makes him an offer.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team at Fitzpatrick Referrals in Surrey. A Bengal cat called Tia is rushed to Fitzpatrick Referrals after being hit by a car. Noel must reconstruct Tia's tiny bones using a combination of rods and pins.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. Eighty-year-old Frances is rushed to St George's by air ambulance after falling three metres into her empty swimming pool while gardening.

10.00 Kids On The Edge: Last Chance School See highlights.

11.05 First Dates Dating reality series.

12.05am Carl Cox: Space Is The Place 12.50 The Great Songwriters: Music On 4 1.45 FILM: The Way Back (2010) 3.55 Kirstie's Fill Your House For Free 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff: Live From Manchester 11.30 FILM: Finding Mrs Claus (2012) 1.10pm 5 News 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: On Strike For Christmas (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hunter is caught in an exam-cheating scam when Rebekah offers to sell the same paper to Olivia.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration See highlights.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series filmed inside the consulting rooms of a busy NHS general practice in Slough.

9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Special Reality series following the working lives of Britain's High Court enforcement agents. Stewart and Elmor are in a phone shop that has rung up a huge debt, Del and Dael try to take away some valuable goods from an Indian takeaway, and an electrical services company is wound up while the boss is on a cruise.

10.00 Undercover Benefits Cheat Paul Connolly looks at the trade in illegal steroids and prescription-only pills and investigates a supermarket doing a roaring trade in smuggled cigarettes.

10.30 Football On 5: The EFL Cup Highlights of the EFL Cup Quarter Finals.

12.00am BAMMA Highlights 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Arrow 9.00 Stella 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 12.00am A League Of Their Own 1.00 Most Shocking Fights & Wild Riots

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railway Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 Ian Hislop's Scouting For Boys 9.00 How Quizzing Got Cool: TV's Brains Of Britain 10.00 FILM: Starter For 10 (2006) 11.30 Ian Hislop's Scouting For Boys 12.30am The Secret History Of Our Streets 1.30 Great Artists In Their Own Words

12.15pm Emmerdale 1.15 You've Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3 )6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy (x2)

12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle's War 11.05 Blue Murder 12.40am Inspector Morse

3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish. See highlights. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers For Stand Up To Cancer 10.00 Naked Attraction11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2)

10.40am FILM: The Cowboys (1972) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: Shane (1953) 1.25pm FILM: A Lawless Street (1955) 3.00 FILM: 23 Paces To Baker Street (1956) 5.10 FILM: The Gunfighter (1950) 6.55 FILM: The Tourist (2010) 9.00 FILM: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (2011) 12.00am FILM: Skyline (2010) 1.30am FILM: Vivre Sa Vie (1962)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Crystal Skulls (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 The Exorcist 10.00 Hunters 11.00 FILM: Death Race 3: Inferno (2012) 12.10am The Exorcist

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THURSDAY 1 The UK’s Strongest Man 2016 – Final Channel Five, 7pm It’s a time-honoured tradition that Christmas includes the world competition to find out who’s the strongest man alive, with all manner of ingenious trials and challenges. Marking the start of the festive month, tune in to the final of the UK’s Strongest Man 2016 to see who will represent.

The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm Lord Sugar likes to keep an eye on the cutting edge technology – you may not be queuing up to buy an Amstrad this Crimbo, but you can bet he’s got fingers in plenty of pies that are flying off the shop shelves – hence this foray into virtual reality games. No pressure though candidates, you’ve only got to launch at Comic Con.

DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow Sky1, 8pm Earthquakes are so passé in superhero-land. We’ve even got them in the Midlands, so despite the destruction and all round “it’s-the-actual-Earth-having-ashufty-with-her-undergarments!”

Legends Of Tomorrow pull out the trump of experiencing a timequake, which can be traced back to the White House. Hmm.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Mysterious Mr Davis (1936) 7.15 Johnny Ringo 7.45 Condemned (1929) 9.35 BFI: Anoop & The Elephant (1972) 10.45 HG Wells' Invisible Man (1958) 11.15 The Boy Who Stole a Million (1960) 12.55pm BFI: Supersonic Saucer (1956) 2.00 Home and Away (1956) 3.40 Glimpses 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Banterflix 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match.

9.00 Banterflix The latest film news and review, presented by Jim McClean.

9.30 How It Is Joe Willis presents a fly-on-the-wall look at teenage life 10.00 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills.

10.30 Matt Whistler's Trip Out Prepare your eyes for the stand-up comedian, actor, stuntman, and world record holder.

11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Juice FM's James Fox introduces November's top 10 based on album sales at Brighton's cult independent record store, Resident Music.

11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions Squeeze's John Bentley performing live.

12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 4.30 The Music of Barry Mills 5.00 Sounding Out 5.30 Banterflix

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented

by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders Stacey finds herself in an uncomfortable position. Roxy grows suspicious of Jack and Honey's relationship.

8.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Amanda Holden Celebrity genealogy series. Amanda Holden has always heard stories about a rumoured French ancestry on her mum's side, and her investigation uncovers an extraordinary Napoleonic-era crosschannel romance. On her dad's side, Amanda's grandfather's suicide has always loomed large. But when his story takes Amanda to France once again, she is moved to discover how he helped others through a harrowing tragedy.

9.00 The Apprentice See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Wakefield.

11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests.

12.30am The Last Miners 1.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action.

7.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 With two quarter-final places still up for grabs, there is everything to play for.

8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals In the last of the quarter-finals, the best chefs from the week's heats come together in the kitchen to cook against each other.

9.00 Close To The Enemy Drama.

Kathy and Callum successfully prevent a war criminal from leaving the country, but is he too important to prosecute? Callum is instructed to get rid of all information pertaining to individuals of interest.

10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired Rhod is joined by comedian Susan Calman and journalist Ellie Gibson.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Know Your Enemy - Stephen Poliakoff In Conversation Historian and broadcaster David Reynolds talks to dramatist Stephen Poliakoff about the inspiration behind his latest work - Close to the Enemy.

11.45 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 Highlights 12.35am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.35 Inside Britain's Fertility Business - Panorama 3.05 Black Is The New Black 3.35 Prison, My Parents & Me

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy gets an unexpected visitor. Lawrence makes a faux pas. Belle looks to her future.

7.30 Christmas Buyers Beware: Tonight The Christmas countdown has begun with millions of us starting our search for those special gifts.

However there are an increasing number of consumer dangers out there - from online fraud to hazardous toys.

8.00 Emmerdale Nicola makes a discovery. Will Lawrence persuade Ronnie to stay? Robert gets an idea.

8.30 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The celebrities face another day of hardship and hunger in the jungle, but with the finish line finally in sight, who have the public decided to send home so close to the end?

Ant and Dec deliver the news to the remaining campmates.

10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Last Word Political show with MPs and other guests looking at the big stories in the region.

11.10 The Hedgehog Hotel A rare and magical glimpse into the mysterious moonlit world of one of our best loved but lesser-known animals - the hedgehog.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Christmas Buyers Beware: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Big Food Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Think Tank 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am The World's Most Photographed: Elvis Presley 6.30 The Big Food Rescue 7.15 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Super Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Celine and John Paul are in a rut, and they decide a McQueen night out is what they need.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series revealing the secret lives of animals at Chester Zoo. 9.00 Grand Designs: House Of The Year Presented by Kevin McCloud, this four-part series explores some of Britain's most contemporary and cutting edge homes, all of them in the running for the prestigious Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) House of the Year Award 2016. This episode profiles five homes that are testbeds for architectural ideas, including a concealed house built from glass and concrete and an experimental extension in London.

10.00 60 Days In Jail US documentary series in which Sheriff Jamey Noel of Clark County, Indiana, sends seven innocent volunteers into his jail as undercover inmates. Isaiah and Robert are both struggling with life inside, and fear their covers may be blown.

11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.05am Random Acts 12.35 Life On The Psych Ward 1.35 FILM: Manthan (1976) 3.45 Unreported World 4.15 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.30 FILM: Annie Claus Is Coming To Town (2011) 1.10pm 5 News 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Christmas Switch (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away VJ announces that he and Billie are engaged, but when he discovers an old crumpled up note addressed to him from Billie saying that she is leaving him, he demands an explanation. Kat and Ash steal kisses when they think nobody is around but they are being watched.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The UK's Strongest Man 2016 Final. See highlights.

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours. A self-styled community crusader turns his attention to his neighbour who has erected a high fence without permission.

9.00 Jack Taylor: In Purgatory In Purgatory. Crime drama series set in rural Ireland. Jack and Darragh are hired by the head of a large software company to find out who has stolen valuable games data from the company. Jack takes an liking to the main suspect, but when she is killed, Jack suspects his employer and vows to bring him down.

11.05 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Khatgal, Outer Mongolia.

Documentary series.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Great British Castles 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC's Legends Of Tomorrow. See highlights. 9.00 A League Of Their Own US Road Trip 10.00 Duck Quacks Don't Echo 11.00 Trollied 11.30 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 12.00am Tough Nuts

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Aurora: Dangerous Earth 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 The Sikhs Of Smethwick 10.00 Colour: The Spectrum Of Science 11.00 Blink: A Horizon Guide To The Senses 12.00am Horizon: Asteroids - The Good, The Bad And The Ugly 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1982

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! (x2)

11.55am Wycliffe 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle's War 11.05 Blue Murder 12.05am Blue Murder

3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Salt (2010) 11.05 Tattoo Fixers 12.20am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.00 First Dates 2.05 Tattoo Fixers

10.35am FILM: For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Great Canal Journeys 10.00 999: What's Your Emergency? 11.05 Britain's Benefit Tenants

11.00am FILM: Tea With Mussolini (1999) 1.25pm FILM: The 300 Spartans (1962) 3.50 FILM: Stagecoach (1966) 6.15 FILM: The Core (2003) 9.00 FILM: Four Christmases (2008) 10.45 FILM: Joe (2013) 1.05am FILM: The Last Picture Show (1971)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 10.0 Earthquake (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: Volcano (1997) 10.00 FILM: Sin City (2005) 12.30am The Exorcist

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FRIDAY 2 The Gadget Show Channel Five, 7pm Time to get a new phone? Maybe, maybe not – Jon tries to answer the question of whether to upgrade your device or not.

Meanwhile, Ortis and Amy are having a whale of a time road testing the best ice cream and lolly-related gadgets. Mr Frostie eat your heart out! And in Portugal Ortis tests drones.

Noise Reel Latest TV, 9pm Ding dong merrily on high, jingle bells, and here it is – Merry Christmas! Now December has arrived there’s no stopping the festive locomotive, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t be done in a new way. Brighton’s finest musicians and bands play their favourite Christmas tunes in their own special way.

The Librarians Syfy, 8pm It’s series three of this merry and silly and jubilant fantasy adventure, as the Librarians pop all over the world to scoop up rogue artifacts from magic and legend. Of course, they’re not the only ones trying to bag the goodies, and the requisite baddies are pretty good and hunting shiny things down.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Lifetime Of Comedy (1960) 7.15 Johnny Ringo 7.45 Beloved Enemy (1936) 9.35 BFI: The Flood (1963) 10.50 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.20 Life In Emergency Ward 10 (1959) 1.00pm Body Vanished (1939) 2.00 The Golden Disc (1958) 3.35 The David Niven Show 4.00 The 1916 Easter Rising 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 The Music Manual 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records.

9.00 Noise Reel See highlights.

9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff present a covers edition with music

by John Oates, Johnny Cash, Daughter, Lisa Kekaula with James Williamson, and Nouvelle Vague.

10.00 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine.

10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom.

Granville has a cut-price sale, but only on old stock.

8.00 EastEnders Linda holds a ladies' night at the Vic. Ian has a surprise for Kathy.

8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Mr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy' Scab.

9.00 Have I Got News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Tom Hollander and guest panellist Hal Cruttenden.

9.30 Walliams & Friend Comedy series in which David Walliams is joined by a different guest in each episode for a variety of sketches, alongside a talented supporting cast.

David has invited comedian Harry Enfield to be his 'Friend' and the result is a masterclass in sketch.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by Oscar winner Jennifer Lawence and Jurassic World star Chris Pratt who both star in sci-fi romantic thriller Passengers.

11.25 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show.

11.55 The Apprentice 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News

6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents a onehour Friday show ahead of Musicals Week that is packed with all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action.

7.00 Mastermind John Humphrys presents another heat of the classic quiz. Subjects are Eric Clapton, Emperor Hadrian, Tintin and the life and broadway stories of Damon Runyon.

7.30 MOTD Live: FA Cup 2nd Round - Macclesfield Town V Oxford United Dan Walker presents live coverage of one of the standout ties in the FA Cup second round, Macclesfield Town v Oxford United.

The potential rewards for the winners are great, with the lure of a coveted third-round tie against a leading Premier League or Championship side.

10.00 QI Night. Sandi Toksvig has a Night to remember. With Noel Fielding, Holly Walsh, David Mitchell and Alan Davies.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.05 Close To The Enemy Drama.

12.05am Snooker: UK Championship 2016 12.55 Sold!

Inside The World's Biggest Auction House 1.55 Question Time 2.55 Rick Stein's Long Weekends

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Nicola gets revenge. Belle and Bailey break the news. Chrissie is left reeling.

7.30 Coronation Street Kate holds the key to Maria's freedom. Mary wants a second opinion. Has Rana had enough of Zeedan blowing hot and cold?

8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Liz Bonnin enjoys one of Britain's national trails as she walks part of the Thames Path through Oxfordshire, meeting some of the people and animals who call the banks of this great river home. Ben Fogle is in Whitby on the Yorkshire coast to follow one of the nation's favourite dishes - fish and chips.

8.30 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The competition is ramping up and jungle life is not getting any easier, but who has their sights set on the Jungle Crown? Ant and Dec reveal the name of the latest celeb who will be packing their bags and leaving camp.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) Starring Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons, Graham Phillips. Follow-up to the hit comedy Bruce Almighty.

12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Big Food Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Think Tank 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am The World's Most Photographed: Audrey Hepburn 6.30 The Big Food Rescue 7.15 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 The Welsh Italians 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Super Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Celine has exciting news for Cleo and Tegan, and Jesse is in for a shock. Is Celine playing with fire when she sends Cameron a text?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Alan Carr's Happy Hour Alan Carr hosts an entertainment series filmed at a social club where celebrity guests, stand-up comedy, variety acts and live music are all on the bill.

9.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the satirical comedy series.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical comedy panel show with host Jimmy Carr, team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea, and guests Mel C, Jessica Knappett, Joe Wilkinson and Tom Allen.

11.55 Drifters Comedy series about three best friends living in Leeds.

Meg and Bunny's Grandma Primrose dies, and it's up to Meg to organise the funeral for her grieving family.

12.25am FILM: Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans (2009) 2.00 The Windsors 2.30 Liberty Of London 3.25 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.50 Food Unwrapped 5.20 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy!

7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.30 FILM: Wishin' & Hopin' At Christmas (2014) 1.10pm 5 News 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Spirit Of Christmas (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Billie tries to shrug off the tattered note, but VJ tells her that if she does not open up their marriage will mean nothing to him.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show See highlights.

8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles Lancaster Castle. History series. Dan Jones visits Lancaster Castle to explore its grisly history of crime and punishment.

9.00 Building The World's Most Luxurious Ship Documentary series about the engineers, designers and constructors racing to build the Seven Seas Explorer, which is claimed to be world's most luxurious ship. A suite may come with a grand piano, a personal butler and its own spa, and a price tag of £8,000 per night, but despite these prices, the maiden voyage is sold out long before the ship is complete.

10.00 The Best Of Bad TV: The 00s Lowlights of the decade include Big Brother hitting our screens providing a new chapter of terrible telly, Gary Barlow trying to act, Edwina Currie going to live with John McCririck, and someone taking a right pop at Danny Dyer.

12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Gangland: Turf Wars 4.00 Gangland: Murder 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Football's Funniest Moments 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.55am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 9.00 The Joy Of The Single 10.00 Promises & Lies: The Story Of UB40 11.00 Rock Family Trees 11.50 Top Of The Pops: 1982 12.25am The Joy Of The Single 1.25 Promises & Lies: The Story Of UB40 2.25 Britpop At The BBC

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity...

Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy) 11.30 American Dad! (x3)

11.05am Murder, She Wrote 12.05pm Wycliffe 1.10 Heartbeat 2.15 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.25 Doctor In The House 4.55 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle's War 11.05 Blue Murder 12.05am Blue Murder

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Blackish 8.00 FILM: Avatar (2009) 11.40 The Big Bang Theory 12.05am Tattoo Fixers 1.10 First Dates 2.15 First Dates Abroad

1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Christmas Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Sweeney (2012) 11.35 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA (x2) 1.15am The Undateables: Wedding Bells 2.15 Car S.O.S

11.00am Rear Window (1954) 1.20pm Vertigo (1958) 3.55 FILM: It's A Wonderful Life (1946) 6.45 FILM: Shallow Hal (2001) 9.00 FILM: Transcendence (2014) 11.20 FILM: Safe House (2012) 1.35am FILM: Red State (2011) 3.25 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Category 5 (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Death Proof (2007) 11.00 The Exorcist 12.00am FILM: The Hollow (2015) 1.50 Star Trek: Voyager

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SATURDAY 3 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 7.00pm Rub your hands together with glee as this week Strictly goes to the musicals! Everyone wants a place in the semi-finals and the competition is fierce! Time to kick those feet the sharpest they’ve ever been kicked, point those toes, and glide like you’re rollerblading across the dancefloor. It’s going to be smashing!

NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 8pm Season three finale is here, which traditionally means there will be big bangs, a fair degree of peril for our trusty team, and enough location shots to seriously put New Orleans to the top of your holiday destination wish list. The intrigue this week is provided by a mission to locate 900 pounds of stolen explosives. Big bangs?

Scorpion ITV2, 8.30pm Uh oh. It’s election time. As if you haven’t already had your fill of American elections. But this one is different, because someone is trying to intervene in the election process. Who would do such a scurrilous thing? Who would even suggest it? Well, it’s a good thing the Scorpion team are on hand to save the day.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am No Trace (1950) 7.35 Narrowing Circle (1955) 8.55 BFI: Supersonic Saucer (1956) 10.00 Arrowsmith (1931) 11.40 Tell Me Another 12.10pm BFI: Pop Pirates (1984) 1.25 Morning Departure (1950) 3.35 The David Niven Show 4.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Latest In Lewes A programme about the Latest weekly events in Lewes.

7.00 British Wrestling Weekly 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff present a covers edition with music

by John Oates, Johnny Cash, Daughter, Lisa Kekaula with James Williamson, and Nouvelle Vague.

9.00 The Unexplained A collection of spooky ghost stories.

9.30 Bloody Mary Holly Taylor stars in Darren Chadwick-Hussein's horror comedy drama and loving reference to British horror and folklore.

10.00 StageUp Unplugged A showcase of the best local talent.

10.30 On The Verge 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live!

11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Latest In Lewes 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 DiTR Presents 4.30 The Bassment 5.00 Urban Expression 5.30 Scotland's City Safari

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Home Comforts At Christmas 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 4.30 Final Score 5.25 Celebrity Mastermind 5.55 BBC News

6.00am FILM: Mighty Joe Young (1949) 7.30 FILM: Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan (2011) 9.00 Chimps Of The Lost Gorge: Natural World 10.00 Secret Britain 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm The Best Dishes Ever 12.30 Hairy Bikers' Best Of British 1.30 FILM: Rebecca (1940) 3.35 Flog It! 4.30 Snooker: UK Championship 2016

6.05 South East Today 6.10 Pointless Celebrities Soaps.

Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special soap edition of the general knowledge quiz.

Featuring Joe Swash and John Altman, Nick Pickard and Ali Bastian, Victoria Bush and Zaraah Abrahams, and Sharon Maughan and Tina Hobley.

7.00 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights.

8.00 Michael McIntyre's Big Show Family entertainment with Michael McIntyre, featuring performances from singer-songwriter Tom Odell and queen of comedy Sarah Millican.

9.00 Casualty All I Want for Christmas Is You. Ethan struggles with his feelings as things heat up between Cal and Alicia, while Duffy receives a surprise visitor.

9.50 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws, presented by Gaby Roslin.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of the day's seven Premier League matches.

11.45 The NFL Show Mark Chapman presents all the action from week 12 of the NFL season.

12.15am FILM: Dragonfly (2002) 1.55 Weather For The Week Ahead.

2.00 BBC News

6.00 Rugby Union: England V Australia Highlights John Inverdale presents highlights of England's final autumn international Test match against Australia at Twickenham.

Commentary comes from Andrew Cotter and Brian Moore.

7.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 Hazel Irvine introduces live coverage as the second semi-final gets underway. A maximum of eleven frames played on Saturday evening will decide who will appear in Sunday's final.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Sara Pascoe and John Robins.

10.30 FILM: The Dresser (2015) Starring Ian McKellen, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Watson, Sarah Lancashire, Vanessa Kirby and Edward Fox. Drama based on the Ronald Harwood play. In a touring Shakespearean theatre company, backstage hand Norman is devoted to the brilliant but tyrannical head of the company, Sir. He struggles to support the deteriorating star as the company works to carry on during the London blitz during World War Two. 12.15am FILM: Ill Manors (2012)

ITV1

6.00am - 6.20am Childrens television 6.35 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.40 Thunderbirds Are Go 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 11.10 All Star Family Fortunes 11.55 ITV News & Weather 12.05pm Judge Rinder 1.05 Cash Trapped 2.05 FILM: St Trinian's (2007) 4.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 4.20 The Chase 5.25 ITV News Meridian 5.40 ITV News & Weather 6.00 Tipping Point Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the celebrity edition of the game show.

7.00 Meet The Parents Holly Willoughby puts the love lives of more singletons in the hands of the people that know them best - their parents. Tonight's single guy and girl choose from three potential partners, who must first meet their parents.

8.00 The X Factor Dermot O'Leary hosts as the singing competition reaches this year's exciting semi-final stage. With judges and mentors Simon Cowell, Nicole Scherzinger, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh taking their seats on the panel, whose performances will make the grade and who will be in danger of falling at the final hurdle as the final four acts vie for a place in the final?

9.30 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The remaining celebs all have their eyes on the prize, but who will fall at the final hurdle in the race to be crowned this year's King or Queen of the Jungle? Ant and Dec reveal who will be leaving camp tonight.

10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 FILM: 10,000 BC (2008) Starring Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis, Mona Hammond, Omar Sharif and Timothy Barlow.

Prehistoric adventure.

12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.10am Gillette World Sport 6.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Frasier 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 9.00 The Morning 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 The Simpsons 11.25 The Simpsons 11.55 The Simpsons 12.30pm Deal Or No Deal 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Jamie's Super Food 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 China: Between Clouds And Dreams For a Better Future. A series of five intimate films following the lives of people across China.

8.00 Britain At Low Tide Tori Herridge and Alex Langlands explore Britain's coastal archaeology to reveal stories from our extraordinary maritime, industrial and natural history. In Essex, Tori and Alex investigate the earthwork remains of a fort dating to the time when Henry VIII took England out of the European Catholic union.

9.00 FILM: Now You See Me (2013) Starring Jesse Eisenberg Mark Ruffalo Woody Harrelson Isla Fisher Dave Franco and Melanie Laurent.

Thriller. Four illusionists - a street magician, a mind-reader and hypnotist, an escape artist and a sleight-of-hand artist - perform an impressive stunt during their show in Las Vegas: in the presence of the audience, they rob a bank vault in Paris.

11.15 FILM: G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2012) Starring Dwayne Johnson, Jonathan Pryce, Byung-hun Lee. Action-adventure sequel.

1.20am Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.25 Location, Location, Location 4.20 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.15 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It

Channel Five

6.00am - 7.00am Childrens television 7.05 Fireman Sam 7.15 Pip Ahoy!

7.35 Little Princess 7.50 Paw Patrol 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Noddy In Toyland 8.55 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.05 Shimmer & Shine 9.30 Peppa Pig 9.40 Peppa Pig 9.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.25 The Gadget Show 11.25 FILM: This Christmas (2007) 1.35pm FILM: A Fairytale Christmas (2013) 3.20 FILM: A Belle For Christmas (2014) 4.20 5 News 4.25 FILM: A Belle For Christmas (2014) 5.10 FILM: Mrs Miracle (2009) 6.10 5 News 6.15 FILM: Mrs Miracle (2009) Starring James Van Der Beek, Doris Roberts, Erin Karpluk. Drama. A widowed father of six-year-old twins struggles to cope with his family responsibilities. His life is then transformed by the arrival of a kindly housekeeper, who demonstrates miraculous skills around the house and dispenses sound advice on affairs of the heart.

7.05 NCIS Drama series. A naval dentist is murdered after stopping to help a motorist in need of assistance.

8.00 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights.

8.55 5 News 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce highlights of the weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship.

10.20 FILM: The Frozen Ground (2013) Starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, Vanessa Hudgens, Radha Mitchell, Dean Norris.Thriller. A teenage escapee provides a critical break in the case, as an Alaskan detective hunts a serial killer who has been preying on young women for over a decade.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 The Boy Who Can't Stay Awake 4.00 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Futurama (x2)1.00 Futurama 1.30 Modern Family (x5) 4.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 4.30 Yonderland 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.30 David Attenborough's Natural History Museum Alive 11.00 A League Of Their Own

7.00pm Roman Britain: A Timewatch Guide 8.00 Egypt's Lost Queens 9.00 Modus 9.45 Modus 10.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 11.10 Top Of The Pops: 1982 11.45 Reggae At The BBC 1.15am The Old Grey Whistle Test Live 2.00 Sounds Of The 70s 2 2.30 How Quizzing Got Cool: TV's Brains Of Britain

6.25pm FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 7.25 FYI Daily 7.30 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 8.30 Scorpion. See highlights. 9.30 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Family Guy 10.35 I'm A Celebrity...

Extra Camp 11.35 Family Guy

6.10 FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) 7.15 FYI Daily 7.20 FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) 8.00 FILM: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) 9.00 FYI Daily 9.05 FILM: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) 10.10 Columbo: A Case Of Immunity 11.40 Foyle's War (x3) 5.50 A Touch Of Frost 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 The Booze Cruise

10.30am Black-ish (x2) 11.30 The Goldbergs (x4) 1.30 FILM: Clueless (1995) 3.30 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 3.50 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 7.20 FILM: The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 1.15am The Inbetweeners (x2) 2.20 Rude Tube 3.10 New Girl (x5) 4.55 Revenge

11.55 Come Dine With Me: Celebrity Christmas Special (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.25 Come Dine With Me (x2)8.00 The Year Britain Froze 9.00 Britain's Wildest Weather 2014 10.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.25 Father Ted 0.00am Father Ted

11.00am FILM: 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 1.00pm FILM: Epic (2013) 3.05 FILM: Carry On Constable (1960) 4.50 FILM: Congo (1995) 7.05 FILM: Men In Black (1997) 9.00 FILM: Taken 2 (2012) 10.50 FILM: Horns (2013) 1.10am FILM: Hellboy (2004) 3.35 Teleshopping

7.00am Quantum Leap 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 FILM: Exterminators (2013) 1.00pm FILM: Martian Land (2015) 3.00 FILM: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 5.00 FILM: Under The Mountain (2009) 7.00 FILM: Volcano (1997) 9.00 FILM: Barb Wire (1996) 11.00 FILM: The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006)

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SUNDAY 4 Planet Earth II BBC1, 8pm From the tiniest ants to the biggest cats, everything takes its place in the grasslands – and are made all the more stunning with lovely David Attenborough explaining why they do the things they do. From Asia’s Bizarrelooking saiga antelope to the giant anteaters of Brazil. Baggsy the comfy seat on the sofa now.

I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

ITV1, 9pm Finally... the celebrities have been whittled down to the country’s favourites, the ones who bore themselves the best against creepy crawlies and hunger in the jungle. After Bushtucker Trials, camp life, and fellow celebs Ant and Dec announce this year’s king or queen of it all.

Storyville: Forever Pure – Football And Racism In Jerusalem BBC4, 10pm Following Beiter Jerusalem FC – the only Premier League club never to sign an Arab player.

Midway through the season two Muslim players were brought in secretly, triggering the most racist campaign in Israeli sport and sending the club spiralling.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Once A Sinner (1950) 7.35 Fighting Champ (1932) 8.50 BFI: Pop Pirates (1984) 10.05 The Masquerader (1933) 11.45 BFI: Anoop & The Elephant 12.55pm Captain's Table (1959) 2.55 BFI: Skid Kids (1953) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news around Brighton and beyond.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica Learn how to sign some basic food, animals and restaurant manners.

9.00 Community Gardens Documentary series on community gardens around Belfast with Caroline Magowan.

9.15 Community Gardens 9.30 A Day In The Life Documentary. Spend a day at a busy Nottingham vets.

10.00 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge.

10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 How It Is 2.00 Soundcheck 3.00 Under The Radar 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.10 South East Today 6.20 Countryfile Lincolnshire. John, Anita and Ellie are in Lincolnshire, where it's all go in the vast fields of winter veg.

7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman welcome viewers to the musicals-themed results show. Elaine Paige performs Don't Cry For Me Argentina from Evita.

8.00 Planet Earth II See highlights.

9.00 My Mother And Other Strangers Drama series following the Coyne family and their neighbours as they struggle to maintain a normal life after the US Army Air Force sets up camp in the middle of their rural Northern Irish parish in 1943. The whirlwind arrival of Rose's sister Vera means joy for Francis and Emma, trouble in the bar for Michael and brings Rose and Dreyfuss closer.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of Bournemouth v Liverpool and Everton v Manchester United.

11.35 Sunny D Sitcom. Having made Dane suffer, Nicola agrees to carry on with their engagement, and plans are made for a wedding meeting.

11.55 Citizen Khan 12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News

6.00 MOTD: FA Cup Highlights Manish Bhasin introduces highlights from the games taking place in the FA Cup second round this weekend, with the 40 remaining League One, League Two and non-league sides looking to secure a place against the big boys in Monday's draw for the third round. In 2015, ten non-league sides made in to the second round, but the only team to avoid elimination were Eastleigh, who defeated Stourbridge to earn a tie against Bolton Wanderers.

7.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016 The UK Championship final reaches its conclusion with a maximum of 11 frames left to decide the winner. Hazel Irvine introduces live coverage from York, where the trophy and a cheque for £170,000 await the 2016 champion.

11.00 QI XL Night. Sandi Toksvig has a night to remember with Noel Fielding, Holly Walsh, David Mitchell and Alan Davies.

11.45 Jazzie B's 1980s: From Dole To Soul The Soul II Soul frontman tells his Back to Life tale of the decade, an against-the-odds story of a young black British musician and entrepreneur in a time of mass unemployment and radical social change.

12.45am FILM: Three Fugitives (1988) 2.20 Countryfile 3.15 Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Fern Britton Meets... Nigel Benn 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Country 1.45 FA Cup Final Score 4.20 Planet Earth II 5.20 Songs Of Praise 5.55 BBC News

6.00am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 6.45 Big Dreams Small Spaces 7.45 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 8.15 Carol Klein's Plant Odysseys 8.45 Countryfile 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15 Rugby Union: England V Australia Highlights 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016

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6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Best Walks With A View With Julia Bradbury 11.30 Let's Do Christmas With Gino & Mel 12.30pm ITV News 12.35 The Chase 1.35 The X Factor 3.05 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras.

7.00 The Next Great Magician Stephen Mulhern and Rochelle Humes host as the search for the world's next great magician continues. In this episode, the cast of TOWIE get a shock in the Sugar Hut. 8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O'Leary hosts as the results of the latest public vote are announced. The tension will become almost unbearable for the remaining four acts as they learn their fate. Who will stay in the competition for next week's final and who is going home?

Featuring exclusive guest performances from more big name acts.

9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! See highlights.

10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston and Allegra Stratton present the political magazine show featuring a mix of big political interviews, topical guests, authors and a bit of satire.

11.50 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.10am The King Of Queens 6.35 The King Of Queens 7.00 The King Of Queens 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie's Cracking Christmas 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 2.20 The Simpsons 2.50 The Simpsons 3.20 FILM: School Of Rock (2003) 5.35 FILM: Miracle On 34th Street (1994) 7.35 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 Escape To The Chateau Series following Dick and Angel Strawbridge as they restore their French chateau.

After successfully hosting a three day wedding, Dick and Angel are now keen to expand their business ideas.

9.00 Humans Sci-fi drama series set in a world where humans co-exist with humanoids known as 'Synths'.

Athena challenges Milo's ethics and is shocked when he reveals his real plan.

10.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the hit comedy show. Team captains Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and David Mitchell. Nick Helm is in Dictionary corner with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty.

12.05am The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the satirical comedy series.

1.00 60 Days In Jail 1.50 FILM: A Pigeon Sat On A Branch Reflecting On Existence (2014) 3.35 Shipping Wars UK 4.10 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.05 Location, Location, Location

Channel 5

6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.55 Shimmer & Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.50 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 12.20pm FILM: 12 Gifts Of Christmas (2015) 2.05 FILM: Call Me Claus (2001) 3.50 FILM: Deck The Halls (2006) 4.50 5 News Weekend 4.55 FILM: Deck The Halls (2006) 5.45 5 News Weekend 5.50 FILM: Bulletproof Monk (2003) 7.40 FILM: Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, John Alexander, James Dodd and Luke Goss. Comic book action fantasy. The big red demon with the stone hand returns with his buddies from the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense to save the world when an evil elf breaks an ancient pact and unleashes a robot army to destroy humanity.

8.40 5 News Weekend 8.45 FILM: Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Still saving the world from remarkably pretty imminent destruction.

10.00 FILM: Green Lantern (2011) Starring Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong, Tim Robbins and Angela Bassett. Comic book adaptation. An arrogant test pilot is chosen to become a member of the Green Lantern Corps - a group of intergalactic warriors tasked with defending the universe. As the first human ever asked to join the team, at first he is treated with derision.

11.00 5 News Weekend 11.05 FILM: Green Lantern (2011) Sharp wit saves the day.

12.15am FILM: Zoolander (2001) 1.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Tour De Celeb 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Futurama (x3) 2.30 Modern Family (x5) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 6.30 Yonderland 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 A League Of Their Own US Road Trip 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00 Ross Kemp On Gangs

7.00pm The Flying Archaeologist 7.30 Britten's Endgame 9.30 The Turner Prize 2016: The Nominees 10.00 Storyville: Forever Pure - Football And Racism In Jerusalem. See highlights. 11.25 Cosmonauts: How Russia Won The Space Race 12.55am Monkey Planet

4.55pm FILM: The Polar Express (2004) 5.50 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 6.50 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 7.50 FYI Daily 7.55 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Family Guy 10.35 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.35 Family Guy (x2) 12.35am American Dad!

12.45pm Columbo: Dagger Of The Mind 2.50 FILM: The Nun's Story (1959) 3.55 FYI Daily 4.00 FILM: The Nun's Story (1959) 5.50 Foyle's War 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.00am FILM: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)

9.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.30 Made In Chelsea 12.35 First Dates Abroad (x2) 1.30 FILM: Addams Family Values (1993) 3.25 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 3.30 The Goldbergs (x4) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 9.00 FILM: The Mechanic (2011) 10.50 Tattoo Fixers 11.50 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.55am Rude Tube

8.55am Tiny House Nation 9.50 Kirstie's Crafty Christmas 10.55 Vet On The Hill 11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 Father Ted (x2) 10.05 It Was Alright In The 1990s 11.05 Dogging Tales 12.20am Secrets Of The Living Dolls

11.00am FILM: The Three Stooges (2012) 1.00pm FILM: Miracle On 34th Street (1947) 2.55 FILM: The Rugrats Movie (1998) 4.30 FILM: City Of Ember (2008) 6.15 FILM: Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 FILM: Men In Black II (2002) 10.45 FILM: A Time To Kill (2011) 1.40am FILM: Wild Bill (2011)

1.00pm FILM: Icetastrophe (2014) 3.00 FILM: Ice Quake (2010) 5.00 FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 7.00 FILM: Age Of Ice (2014) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Ice Soldiers (2013) 11.10 FILM: Ice Sharks (2016) 12.50am FILM: The Colony (2013)

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MONDAY 5 Lawful Killing: Mark Duggan BBC1, 8.30pm The police shooting of Mark Duggan in Tottenham in 2011 triggered some of the worst riots in modern British history, but what actually happened remains unclear – victim to misreporting and secret intelligence. This film hears from those close to the story, and looks at the 24 hours that led up to the event.

The Winery Latest TV, 9pm Step away from the rigmarole of Christmas prep for a tour of Italy’s vineyards and wineries. You can’t do that in a rush – it would practically be a blasphemy!

Wandering around the villages of Tuscany, taking in the yummy food and beautiful resorts, it’s the perfect way to start planning next year’s holiday adventures.

Murder, She Wrote ITV3, 6.55pm Are there really as many tiaras in the world as American light crime dramas would have us believe?

Perhaps it’s a conspiracy from the nation’s jewellers to make us think: “I know what I want that I haven’t got – a tiara!” Although they are like catnip to jewel thieves, as Jessica discovers when a mega sparkly is stolen.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Gert and Daisy's Weekend (1941) 7.40 Johnny Ringo 8.10 Second Chorus (1941) 9.55 BFI: Supersonic Saucer (1956) 11.00 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.30 The Anniversary (1967) 1.25pm Murder At the Grange (1952) 2.00 The Naked Truth (1957) 3.35 BFI: A City Reborn 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford.

7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. This week: Whitehawk vs Truro City.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

9.00 The Winery See highlights.

9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes from the best Scottish ingredients.

10.00 Slime House TV Theo Cane Garvey, AKA battle rapper Psychosis Holocaust, hosts cult music, underground movies and more.

10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Scouse Pop 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Sister Rita To The Rescue 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Think Tank 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.40 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money by using fakes, forgeries and frauds and shows you how to avoid being taken for a ride. The film Frozen won the hearts of children across the world, but fake merchandise has left one little girl scarred for life.

8.00 EastEnders Roxy opens up about her worries to Ronnie, and Ben continues to drift from the Mitchells.

It is also the day of Kim's driving test - but will she pass?

8.30 Lawful Killing: Mark Duggan See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Walliams & Friend Comedy series in which David Walliams is joined by a different guest in each episode for a variety of sketches, alongside a talented supporting cast.

David has invited comedian Harry Enfield to be his 'Friend' and the result is a masterclass in sketch.

11.15 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Tom Hollander and guest panellists including Hal Cruttenden.

12.00am Graham Norton Show 12.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am The World's Most Photographed: Adolf Hitler 6.30 The Big Food Rescue 7.15 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 8.00 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Wheelchair Masters Highlights 2.00 Just Good Friends 2.30 Open All Hours 3.00 The Secret Leopards: Natural World 3.45 A Place To Call Home 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball kicks off a week of Strictly action.

7.00 MOTD: FA Cup 3rd Round Draw Mark Chapman presents live coverage of the draw for the third round of the FA Cup. 7.30 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts James Braxton and Mark Stacey travel from Norfolk to West Sussex in a classic open-topped MG. 8.00 University Challenge Two more student teams fight it out in the second round to get through to the quarter-final stage of the competition.

8.30 Only Connect Fire-Eaters v Clareites. Quiz show.

9.00 Titanic's Tragic Twin: The Britannic Disaster On the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Britannic, Kate Humble and Andy Torbet piece together exactly how she suffered the very same fate as her sister ship the Titanic, despite being re-engineered to be even stronger than the tragic liner.

10.00 Two Doors Down Sitcom.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Black And British: A Forgotten History Historian David Olusoga concludes his series with the three African kings who stood up to Empire.

12.15am Sold! Inside The World's Biggest Auction House 1.15 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Belle finds an unexpected ally. Nicola is shocked by Jimmy's decision.

7.30 Coronation Street Maria is dealt a double whammy. Daniel closes the door on his past.

8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan present the financial advice show, helping viewers are making the most of their money and offering some helpful tips.

8.30 Coronation Street Will Aidan be able to contain his jealousy? Erica grows curious of Mary's defensive behaviour. Peter smells a rat.

9.00 BRITs Icon: Robbie Williams Robbie Williams celebrates being awarded the BRIT Icon award - the third artist to receive this award with a special one-off show from the Troxy in London. He also tells his story in a series of clips featuring key individuals from throughout his career, including Take That, Nicole Kidman and Kylie.

10.25 ITV News 10.55 ITV News Meridian 11.10 Fierce Mexico. Wildlife series with expert Steve Backshall, who goes in search of the fiercest animals on the planet.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Super Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Celine is terrified by a hidden message.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Supershoppers Andi Osho and Anna Richardson investigate winter fashion and retailers specialising in disabilities. Plus a guide to high street haggling.

8.30 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade The final episode in the series weighs up restaurant portion sizes, which are getting bigger without 9.00 Our Guy In China Guy Martin reveals the unseen side of China's technological and manufacturing achievements. Guy wants to break the record for the fastest crossing of Taklamakan Desert on a bicycle, a 341 mile journey in temperatures averaging 40 degrees celsius.

10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Pink-haired Tallulah meets tattooed Teddy, and Derek meets shy mum-of-two Lisa.

11.05 The Lie Detective Reality series.

11.55 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series.

12.50am Flying To The Ends Of The Earth 1.45 Kids On The Edge: Last Chance School 2.40 Shipping Wars UK 3.20 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 4.15 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News Lunchtime 11.45 FILM: The Christmas Switch (2014) 1.25pm FILM: Mrs Miracle (2009) 3.15 FILM: Hats Off To Christmas (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Tour De Celeb Cycling-based reality series. With just six weeks of training left, Olympian Ed Clancy is brought in to teach the celebs how to ride as a mini peloton, before some of the more advanced riders head to the Pyrenees while the others tackle the Surrey Hills Sportive.

8.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers. The traffic cops are on the tail of criminals who more and more frequently use cloned number plates to stay off the cops' radar.

9.00 The Secret Life Of Puppies: Terrible Twos Documentary series of a dog's-eye view of life. Between about five and 12 months, all puppies go through their version of the terrible teens. Dalmatian-cross Suki has developed an independent streak and has caught the eye of an English mastiff. Big Ron the English bulldog is piling on the pounds, and is given a new exercise regime.

10.00 Greatest Christmas TV Moments A three-hour countdown of some of Christmas TV's greatest moments.

12.50am Lip Sync Battle UK 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 Trollied 9.30 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am Air Ambulance ER

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railway Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 Insect Dissection: How Insects Work 9.00 Monkey Planet 10.00 The Men Who Built The Liners 11.00 The First World War 11.50 Dan Cruickshank's Adventures In Architecture 12.50am Egypt's Lost Queens

2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 You've Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! (x2) 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.30am Bordertown (x2) 1.25 The Vampire Diaries

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote. See highlights.

8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.30 Blue Murder 12.30am Bouquet Of Barbed Wire

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea.

10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoo Fixers

11.35am FILM: Duel At Silver Creek (1952) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: Robin And Marian (1976) 1.10pm FILM: First Men In The Moon (1964) 3.15 FILM: The Gunfighter (1950) 4.55 FILM: Jubal (1956) 7.00 FILM: Unstoppable (2010) 9.00 FILM: Mr. Turner (2014) 11.55 FILM: The Guard (2011) 1.50am Away We Go (2009)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 2012: Ice Age (2011) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Alien (1979) 11.30 The Librarians 12.30am FILM: Summer Shark Attack (2016) 2.20 Star Trek: Voyager

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