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ART SHOP & POTTERY H aving had an excellent start to the Christmas Open House trail, Art Shop And Pottery continue to attract visitors from all over the city and beyond. One of the most popular courses that you can try is one to one pottery throwing in the studio. If you have always fancied your hand at the potters wheel, an hour’s taster will take you through the process of turning a ball of clay into a usable bowl or plate. You can also return to decorate your piece at a later date all for a very reasonable £30. 108 Western Road, Hove, 01273 728282, sales@artshopandpottery.com
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> Theatre Royal Brighton’s Christmas show this year will be Sunny Afternoon, recipient of four awards at the 2015 Olivier Awards including Best New Musical and Outstanding Achievement in Music
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he multiaward winning West End musical Sunny Afternoon will open on Tuesday 13 December 2016 and run till Saturday 31 December 2016. Featuring some of The Kinks’ best loved songs, including You Really Got Me, Waterloo Sunset, All Day and All of the Night and Lola, Sunny Afternoon tells the story of the early life of Ray Davies and the rise to stardom of The Kinks. The Kinks exploded onto the ‘60s music scene with a raw energetic new sound that rocked a nation. But how did that happen, where exactly did they come from and what happened next?
Set against the backdrop of a Britain caught midswing between the conservative ‘50s and riotous ‘60s, this production explores the euphoric highs and agonising lows of one of Britain’s most iconic bands and the irresistible music that influenced generations. Sunny Afternoon is the perfect show for Brighton this Christmas. Tickets are selling fast so do not delay. Best availability is from 19 December onwards and there are two midweek matinees per week throughout the run. Sunny Afternoon Tue 13 – Sat 31 Dec 2016 www.atgtickets.com/brighton* 0844 871 7650* *bkg fees apply
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> Who ate all the pies?
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he other day I was sitting on a train – that was running on time! – on my way to Horsham to meet my aunt for lunch. We do this from time to time – she gets her hair done and then we meet up and catch up before having a quick wander around the shops and then a slap up lunch. It was that horrid torrential rainy weekend, so I was wrapped up warm with a waterproof anorak and my nice big scarf. You know the kind of thing, where you tuck it into your jacket and then zip the jacket up and end up with a chest that would do Bluto from spinacheating cartoon ‘Popeye’ proud.
“ Firstly: I’d better take my scarf off when I arrive at the restaurant ” Anyway, I started settling in to a bit of food fantasy about what I might be eating for lunch, and was surprised to find that the first thing I thought of was how much gravy I might spill on my scarf if I wasn’t careful. It’s like wrapping up warm also provided me with a bib. Which set my mind to thinking... Firstly; I’d better take my scarf off when I arrive at the restaurant – my mama didn’t raise no messy fool. And secondly; what kind of a state did Elizabethan ruffs get into back in the day?! Those Tudors and the like were not known for holding back – just look at Elizabeth’s dad, Henry VIII! Not that I’m knocking a bit of decadence, but with their reputed aversion to frequent washing too, those ruffs must’ve been in a right state! Either that or they had the steadiest soup spoons in the land. Now, I’ve done no research into this whatsoever, but can I just share how much fun I had for five minutes expanding and questioning my timetravelling daydream. I was gazing out of the window, watching the world flash by, occasionally getting disproportionately happy about spotting a cow or some other livestock in a field, and my mind wandered. Which was a treat I’d forgotten about. Usually I have a book, I have a phone, I have a friend to talk to – I don’t know about you but I am spoilt for choice when it comes to a bit of brain stimulus. When I get ill my marker for when I’m starting to get better is when I get to the point of being bored. It means my brain wants to go outside again. But I would like to endorse wholeheartedly the wonders of wondering. It can be such ridiculous fun. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7
t's confession time. On November the 29th I ate my first mince pie of the festive season. I know, just a few days too soon, a rule of my own making I confess, but one I had hope to stick too. I'm no Christmas curmudgeon, no bah humbug monger, not I. I love Christmas in all its gaudy glory, really I do. But I also love mince pies and being a man of more than ample waist I was hoping to moderate my intake of these delights until December had started. No such luck, or should I say restraint. They were there on the website as I was doing my online Ocado shop, dangled temptingly in front of me, pimped even. I succumbed. The night before I had ventured into town on my slowly mending ankle and having disembarked the bus I stood in wonderment looking at the North Street Christmas lights for the first time. I'd read various people's thoughts online but reserved my judgement until I had seen them for real. Well I'm pleased to report that I was amazed, amazed that so many of you do not like them. Really? I love them, I love the fun of them, the silliness, the huge cheery statements. I even love the fact that if you put yourself on the south side of the street and look west from certain points the "T" in TWINKLE is obscured, leaving just WINKLE and behind that the word FAIRY – it's just so Brighton! Anyway, heartened by the spectacle of North Street and the twinkling prettiness of East Street I went about my business knowing that the very next morning the raspberry Ocado van would be delivering my first instalment of edible festive cheer. I woke early, answered some email, showered and prepared for the groceries to arrive, mainly I hasten to add, things for my cat Willow. There were seven bags in total and in the last one I found the mince pies. I made coffee, settled in my Eames lounger, and took my first bite. It was good, not as good as mum's, not as good as mine dare I say, but if I make them at home then I have the temptation of two dozen deadly fattening pies and not just six. There were five left, and I sealed the box up and placed it in my biscuit tin for safe keeping. It's December now, the gloves are off, and it's open season for mince pies, cheese footballs and advocaat snowballs – hooray!
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Breeze Brasserie, Brighton
Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.
Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very affordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377
Chaula’s, Lewes
Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
Chaula’s, Brighton
A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
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Moksha Caffe, Brighton
Drakes, Brighton
We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton
The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com
The Chilli Pickle
Boho Gelato, Brighton
A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
The Chilli Pickle Canteen
The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle
24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205
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STAGE > Let them hear Kate
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righton will get to see plenty of Kate Tempest next May. She has been named Guest Artistic Director for next year's Brighton Festival. A handson job, it will enable her to curate artists and acts she believes in. Only 30, Tempest’s list of achievements are already extraordinary: Mercury Prize nominee for her debut album ‘Everybody Down’, Ted Hughes award winner for Brand New Ancients, writer of several plays including ‘Wasted’, ‘Glasshouse’ and ‘Hopelessly’; and acclaimed novelist with the multi generational tale of drugs, desire and belonging, ‘The Bricks That Built The Houses’. But it is her music that she is best known for. She has a long history of performing at open mics, spoken word events and with bands, all of which prepared her for ‘Everybody Down’, released to much acclaim in 2014. It was a brilliantly conceived collection of narrative tracks that married her traditional poetry craft, her skilful and resonating spoken metre, with the kinetic agitation of hiphop and urban electro beats courtesy of Dan Carey. With that album she spoke from the heart and with a great deal of courage about everyday tales of poverty, class, consumerism and even simple everyday living – at times drawing on mythology and holistic philosophy to tie the individual narratives into a cohesive whole, with socio political issues subtly woven
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vulnerabilities of these characters are completely open ”
A couple of months ago, she released her second album, ‘Let Them Eat Chaos’, also made with Dan Carey. A continuation of ‘Everybody Down’, Tempest delved deeper into her thoughts on the universe and everything: each individual's place within it and the interconnectivity between them and all things. It’s a collection of songs centring around an apocalyptic storm,
that ultimately pulls together the lives of seven seemingly unconnected individuals, living on the same anonymous street in London. It details their lives at 4.18am. "What is important about this album is that it is not necessarily that it's set in that particular place, but this idea that with each individual's private moments there is much more commonality between them than they feel in their isolation. When they are brought out of that they realise they are part of something bigger than themselves." Why did she choose that particular time, 4.18am? "I suppose because the vast majority of people are sound asleep, the question of who is awake at that time is quite an interesting one for me. If these people had no pressing concerns they probably would have been sleeping soundly. It
just happens that they are awake at this very particular time of the morning, which is not yet dawn, not quite night anymore. It's a very strange time, this 4am time. And there's something I'm interested in about before the time belongs to your employer or your family, or your partner. “So, the vulnerabilities of all these characters are completely open. And that cyclical, repetitive nature of thought at that time, the kind of insomniac’s hour, when you can't quite sleep and your thoughts are not doing what you want them to do, lends themselves quite well to the rhythms of song cycles and rapping and the poetics of thought.” And so to Brighton, where she will be spending much of her time in the lead up to the 2017 Brighton Festival in May. I tell her that the social media feeds were buzzing with excitement when it was recently announced that she was going to be the Guest Artistic Director. “That's good to know! I do have a real affinity with Brighton. I've been going down to Brighton since I was two or three years old. “I'm really excited by the festival because it feels like such an important opportunity to be able to immerse myself in the arts, in what I love. And to be given an opportunity to think about how to broaden the scope of the festival a little bit, and invite some people to perform who probably may not have been invited had it not been me who gets to do the inviting,” she laughs. Friday 9 Dec, All Saints Church. SOLD OUT Jeff Hemmings
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Marissa Nadler’s ‘Bury Your Name’ home recordings album released in September is a quiet delight, with multilayered vocals and a gorgeous Julee Cruisetype haze about it. The Brighton gig should be a similarly intimate and moving affair, worth checking out for any singersongwriter fans. The Haunt, 9 December, 7pm
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A chance to see something truly new: a debut gig focusing on Icelandic music and electronic improvisation. ALDA Orchestra features professional musicians specialising in contemporary classical Nordic music. Cool.
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It’s a starspangled fundraiser of a comedy night in aid of Survivors’ Network and Rise this week, with Charity Chuckle’s Christmas feast sporting Bridget Christie, Jo Neary, Laura Lexx, Sajeela Kershi, Julie Jepson, Harriet Braine, Athena Kuglenu and MC Jen Brister. Awesome. Komedia, 8pm, Wed 7 December, £17.50
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Twice the fun this Thursday as a double bill of solo shows come to town – with the price of only one! Fin Taylor brings his Edinburgh hit on white privilege – noticeably titled ‘Whitey McWhiteface’ – and is joined by Mat Ewins and his comic seminar on how to make it in the movies. Komedia, Thurs 8 December, 7.30pm, £10
The Old Market, 8 December, 7.30pm
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I went to Brighton Festival Chorus’ Christmas Concert a few years ago and it was a really fun, communal way to get in the festive spirit. Soloists, the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and the Youth Choir will present carols and generally superb classical music.
Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 11 December, 4pm
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Raising money for the Refugee Council, Poema thon is sixty local poets who have decided to speak up and put your money where their mouth is. The ten hour long show is free entry to drop in to, with donations taken at the door.
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It’s the last Christmas AOH weekend, so fill your stockings with unique creations. There’s no better starting point than the popular Trojan House where beautiful work by Troy Ohlson and friends can be enjoyed with mulled wine. 26 Maldon Rd, BN1 5BE
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Elsewhere on the trail, another warm welcome awaits at City Retreat. Here local favourite Val Fawbert captures the spirit of Brighton and Hove in contemporary palette knife impressions on canvas. Also open Friday 69pm when the walled garden is floodlit. 1 Salisbury Court, BN3 3AZ www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty
Komedia, 11 December, 12pm
the place for parties! Birthdays • Weddings • Civil Partnerships • Office parties Business events • Hen events
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TUESDAY 6 Our Queen At 90 ITV1, 9pm It’s the Queen’s 90th birthday! Happy birthday dear Elizabeth – not long before you’ll be sending yourself a telegram at this rate. To mark the birthday festivities this documentary talks to the Prince of Wales and his sons, the Duke of York and his daughters, those who have married into royalty and more, about her Maj.
This Is Us Channel 4, 9pm Birthdays are always heated affairs – even a quiet one is infused with meaning. So it’s a perfect storm for this comedy drama to follow a group of people all born on the same day as they track down a lost Dad, grapple with final trimester triplet pregnancy, and descend into a public creative meltdown. Yeah.
Digging For Britain BBC4, 9pm Get an archaeologist’s eye view, straight from the trenches, setting spade to soil in the east of England. Professor Alice Roberts leads proceedings – which is good because without expert guidance you might just be squinting at rocks hopefully. Finds include Britain’s first ‘double henge’, and goods from Tintagel.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Up With the Lark (1943) 7.10 Johnny Ringo 7.40 Inn For Trouble (1960) 9.30 BFI: Anoop & The Elephant (1972) 10.40 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.10 The Masquerader (1933) 12.50pm A Date With a Dream (1948) 2.00 All Over the Town (1949) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Sussex Community Heroes Awards 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Latest In Lewes 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Drop the Puck 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.30 From the Water's Edge Youtube sensations Chris and Steve offer fishing tips and advice, with the aim of providing informative, interesting and, most importantly, entertaining angling news. 10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and guests. 10.30 Tramshed Sessions Maddie Jones in Cardiff for a series with up and coming singer songwriters. 11.00 DiTR Presents 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 The Winery 1.30 Brodian's Basement 2.30 Tramshed Sessions 3.00 Digital Nation 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Sister Rita To The Rescue 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Think Tank 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.40 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ronnie confronts Jack about what is going on, and Denise finds herself in an awkward situation. 8.00 Holby City Glass Houses. Jac puts her patient before her own health concerns, with serious consequences. Raf is taken aback when Parker is admitted and is concerned about the boy's welfare. Fletch bonds with a lonely and vulnerable patient. 9.00 Rillington Place Tim. Threepart drama series based on the true story of serial killer John Christie. When newlyweds Tim and Beryl move into 10 Rillington Place, they are befriended by their older neighbours the Christies. As time passes and their relationship hits a rough patch, Mr Christie's interest and influence over the couple takes a much more sinister turn. 10.00 BBC News At Ten . 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Imagine... The Art World's Prankster: Maurizio Cattelan One of the most provocative and elusive figures in contemporary art finds himself the subject of Maura Axelrod's film. 12.00am FILM: Mystery Road (2013) 1.55 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 BBC News
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6.05am The World's Most Photographed: Marilyn Monroe 6.35 Sister Rita To The Rescue 7.25 Flog It! 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 Cash In The Attic 2.00 Just Good Friends 2.30 Open All Hours 3.00 Pete And Dud Talking Comedy 3.30 Snow Wolf Family And Me 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the lucky couple who managed to avoid elimination at the weekend. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip David and Carrie Grant. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals After four weeks of intense competition, 48 chefs have been whittled down to the 12 most talented. Now they come together for the first time in the MasterChef kitchen. Their fate rests on one almighty cook off. 9.00 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain The grand final of Gareth Malone's contest to find Britain's most entertaining, undiscovered amateur choir. From the hundreds who applied, and the many groups Gareth auditioned across the country, just three are left standing. 10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Glaswegian comic Frankie Boyle introduces Jack Carroll and Holly Walsh to the stage. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 NFL This Week 12.05am Back In Time For Brixton 1.05 The Apprentice 2.05 Who Do You Think You Are?
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale The Dingles put a plan into action. Finn gets a surprise. Laurel is frustrated with Gabby. 7.30 River Monsters Face Ripper. Angler Jeremy Wade investigates the story of a man who had his face ripped off in a remote Bolivian river, a case that leads to a confrontation with one of his oldest adversaries. Jeremy's initial thought is that it was the work of piranhas, but they rarely attack unless threatened in some way. A chat with the surgeon who performed the post-mortem on the victim changes his mind. 8.00 Our Queen At 90 See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 The Coming War On China Brand new revealing documentary from celebrated film-maker John Pilger. Filmed over two years in the Marshall Islands, Japan, Korea, China and the US, this film reveals a buildup to war on the doorstep of China. Bringing together a combination of rare archive footage and interviews with witnesses, the film documents America's secret history in the region. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Super Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As the Christmas fair continues, Jesse wonders why Celine is ignoring him, and Adam takes a hit. Cameron's temper lands him in trouble. Ste goes to extreme lengths to make Leah happy, but what will the consequences be for him? Adam surprises Maxine. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of 5-YearOlds Observational documentary series which follows three groups of children - aged four, five and six years - as they meet for the first time. In the final episode of the series, the five-year-olds are joined by some new faces. 9.00 This Is Us See highlights. 10.00 The Undateables: Two Weddings And A Baby Special episode of the documentary series following some of the success stories from the series. Brent has Tourette syndrome. He plans to ask girlfriend Challis to be his wife, but will one of his tics sabotage him? 11.05 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas. 12.05am Skeg Vegas 1.05 PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 2.00 Life On The Edge 2.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3.20 Gillette World Sport 3.50 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.10 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 5.05 Location, Location, Location
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News Lunchtime 11.45 FILM: A Belle For Christmas (2014) 1.30pm FILM: Mr Miracle (2014) 3.15 FILM: The Nine Lives Of Christmas (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers. The traffic cops are on the tail of criminals who more and more frequently use cloned number plates to stay off the cops' radar. 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series following the vets and patients of Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot's former practice. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series. Ben Fogle meets people who have gone back to basics in remote parts of the world. Ben travels to a secret location in the Appalachian mountains of North Carolina, where forest dweller Tod Kershaw lives in a primitive skills community who have chosen not to live as members of modern society. 10.00 Slum Britain: 50 Years On Documentary marking the 50th anniversary of the UK's leading housing charity Shelter with a compelling and emotional insight into the impact of homelessness on families and individuals over the past half century. 11.30 The Secret Life Of Puppies: Terrible Twos Documentary series. 12.30am Lip Sync Battle UK 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Air Ambulance ER 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 12.00am Hard Time 1.00 Most Shocking Busted In The Buff
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railway Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 Ian Hislop Goes Off The Rails 9.00 Digging For Britain 10.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 11.00 Treasures Of Ancient Greece 12.00am Britain's Lost Waterlands Roman Britain: A Timewatch Guide
2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: American Pie (1999) 10.05 FYI Daily 10.10 FILM: American Pie (1999) 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 The Vampire Diaries 12.55am American Dad!
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.00 Blue Murder 12.00am Bouquet Of Barbed Wire
3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 FILM: FILM: Gulliver's Travels (2010) 9.40 Tattoo Fixers (x2) 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am First Dates Abroad (x2)
1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 999: What's Your Emergency? 11.50 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.50am Car S.O.S
11.00am Hanover Street (1979) 1.15pm Terror In A Texas Town (1958) 2.55 Thunder Bay (1953) 5.05 Carry On Teacher (1962) 6.50 The Tourist (2010) 9.00 47 Ronin (2013) 11.15 American Reunion (2012) 1.25am Hyde Park On Hudson (2012) 3.20 Teleshopping
12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Icetastrophe (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Volcano (1997) 11.10 FILM: The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006) 1.10am Star Trek: Voyager
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WEDNESDAY 7 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas Channel 4, 8pm New series for the Yuletide celebrations, and some snazzy ways to make your Christmas look stunning with skills you can pick up alongside the evercurious Kirstie. This week she learns how to make handmade decorations, presents and delicious food. Simples.
In Plain Sight ITV1, 9pm When Peter Manuel is released from prison after nine years for a series of sexual assaults, he vows to get revenge on the man who sent him away – Detective William Muncie. So much for mellowing. Another woman is attacked, Manuel charged, but found not-proven guilty, leaving Muncie very unhappy.
Tattoo Fixers E4, 9pm A new series of discovering quite how far alcohol and peer pressure can sometimes take you – and how Jay can do a really lifelike portrait over it, Alice some stunning butterflies, and Sketch a great caricature. On your skin. Forever. Well, it’s better than what these hapless punters had before!
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Sister Rita To The Rescue 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Think Tank 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.40 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Open All Night (1934) 7.15 Johnny Ringo 7.45 Emergency Call (1952) 9.35 BFI: Pop Pirates (1984) 10.50 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.20 Miracle In Soho (1957) 1.25pm BFI: Terminus (1961) 2.00 Captain's Table (1959) 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Brighton Lights
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 F-Stop This week: David Alexander Smith. 10.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 10.30 Noise Floor This week we showcase Molly and Jack, have The Swiines at the Capital FM Arena, highlight all of the Nottingham acts at Splendour 2014 and Jake Bugg performs. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 DiTR Presents 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 Watchdog This edition of the consumer series investigates reports that some internet dating sites are posting members' pictures and profiles on other websites. There is a look at how to get the best value for money on a tank of petrol, and Matt Allwright confronts another rogue trader. 9.00 Six Wives With Lucy Worsley Documentary series featuring dramatic reconstruction in which Lucy Worsley revisits key events in the lives of Henry VIII's six wives, revealing how each attempted to exert influence on the king and the Tudor court. Lucy delves into records of private moments and personal feelings in the women's lives that ended up shaping the course of history. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts another edition of the light-hearted sports quiz. 11.15 Film 2016 Movie news, reviews and interviews. 11.45 Who Do You Think You Are? - Amanda Holden Celebrity genealogy series. 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News
6.10am The World's Most Photographed: John F Kennedy 6.40 Sister Rita To The Rescue 7.25 Flog It! 8.00 See Hear 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Cash In The Attic 1.30 Coast On 2.00 Just Good Friends 2.30 Open All Hours 3.00 Rowan Atkinson Talking Comedy 3.30 Snow Wolf Family And Me 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball with all the news and gossip from the Strictly Ballroom. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Susan Cookson and Suzanne Packer. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Only ten outstanding chefs remain in the competition, and now they have been split into two groups. The first group of five are set two daunting challenges by Marcus and Monica. 9.00 The Big Life Fix With Simon Reeve The UK's leading inventors create ingenious new solutions to every-day problems and build lifechanging solutions for people in desperate need. 10.00 The Premier League Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain Gareth Malone aims to find Britain's most entertaining amateur choir. 12.15am The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain 1.15 See Hear 1.45 Planet Earth II 2.40 The Last Miners
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Finn prepares to come clean. Belle says an emotional goodbye. Gabby takes Laurel's advice. 7.30 Coronation Street Peter cannot do right for doing wrong. Aidan plots to scupper Maria's love life. Roy's anxieties are spiralling. 8.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!: Coming Out After Sunday's series finale, this programme follows this year's celebrities from the moment they step off the bridge to emotional reunions with their family and friends. It also captures their reactions as they spend their first night back in luxury. As they prepare to wash the jungle out of their hair, how will they cope returning to life in the outside world - and will there be any scores to settle with their fellow campmates? 9.00 In Plain Sight See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the week's UEFA Champions League action as the group stage draws to a close, with Spurs looking for their first point at Wembley against CSKA Moscow. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Comfort Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Leela throws a Christmas party, but where is Cameron? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas See highlights. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on the bond between families and what holds them together through thick and thin. John, who is 84, is rushed to St George's after losing control of his car and crashing into a road sign. As doctors discover that John has a broken pelvis and will need emergency surgery, his wife Gwynaeth talks about how she has leaned on John over their years of marriage. 10.00 Finding My Twin Stranger Documentary about a unique experiment where seven pairs of near identical strangers have agreed to a series of tests, involving 2D and 3D facial comparison and DNA analysis. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 12.05am The Great Songwriters: Music On 4 1.00 The Secret Life Of 5-Year-Olds 1.55 FILM: Fast Girls (2012) 3.25 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 4.20 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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6.0 – 6.200am Children’s television 6.20 Fireman Sam 6.30 Peppa Pig (x2) 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig (x2) 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News Lunchtime 11.45 FILM: A Christmas Promise (2015) 1.25pm FILM: Noel (2004) 3.15 FILM: Defending Santa (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Building The Ice Hotel Documentary follows artistic director Ake Larson and architect Arne Bergh as they turn 30,000 tons of snow and 10,000 tons of ice into the coolest place to stay on the planet - the Ice Hotel at Jukkasjärvi, high in the north of Sweden. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series filmed inside the consulting rooms of a busy NHS general practice in Slough. 9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Special Reality series following the working lives of Britain's High Court enforcement agents. Paul and Steve hear a story that stops them in their tracks, Stewart and Elmore face a moral dilemma and a dangerous discovery leads Paul and Steve to call the police. 10.00 Undercover: Secret Benefits Cheat Investigative journalist Paul Connolly and his team expose unsuspecting criminals. 11.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours. 12.05am Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 4.00 World's Most Pampered Pets 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Arrow 9.00 Stella 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 12.00am Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Taff: The River That Made Wales 8.00 Britain's Treasure Islands 9.00 FILM: The Ipcress File (1965) 10.45 The Highest Court In The Land: Justice Makers 11.45 Britain's Treasure Islands 12.45am The Secret History Of Our Streets 1.45 How To Build A Dinosaur
12.45pm Funniest Ever You've Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Actually (2003) 10.00 FYI Daily 10.05 Love Actually (2003) 11.45 Family Guy (x2)
11.50am Wycliffe 12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Where The Heart Is 4.10 Doctor In The House 4.45 You're Only Young Twice 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Christmas Epic Fails 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.05 Ice Cream Girls
4.00pm Young & Hungry 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers. See highlights. 10.00 Rich Kids Of Instagram 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Scream Queens 1.00 Tattoo Fixers
1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 The Supervet: Christmas In The Clinic 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.05am Ramsay's Hotel Hell
11.00am FILM: The Yellow Mountain (1954) 12.35pm FILM: Santa Fe (1951) 2.20 FILM: The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 4.25 FILM: Prince Valiant (1954) 6.35 FILM: We Bought A Zoo (2011) 9.00 FILM: Taken 2 (2012) 10.50 FILM: Blue Ruin (2013) 12.35am FILM: The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988)
12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Ice Quake (2010) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 The Exorcist 10.00 FILM: Watchmen (2009) 1.10am The Exorcist 2.10 Star Trek: Voyager
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THURSDAY 8 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm It’s gin o’clock! Whether it’s sponsoring the Brighton Fringe or embracing the steampunk clique, gin is the tipple of the moment – which is why Lord Sugar sets the two teams the task of creating and producing their own brands of what was once known as ‘mother’s ruin’. Whose ruin will it be this week when it’s firing time?
Extraordinary Weddings ITV1, 9pm Feelgood alert! Feelgood alert! Following couples who are tying the knot despite some pretty tough obstacles and challenges. Can you feel that tear well already? Nelly proposed after Carly broke her neck in a freak accident leaving her paralysed, and Nick’s sudden blindness is not stopping his wedding to Sophie.
Through The Christmas Keyhole ITV2, 9pm Keith Lemon goes noseying around the festive homes of three mystery stars. You can imagine him disrupting decorated trees, emptying stockings, and generally asking: “What’s this?”, just before he breaks it. But will the panel guess whose homes are being disrupted?
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Just Like Heaven (1930) 7.15 Johnny Ringo 7.45 Blackout (1950) 9.10 BFI: The Christmas Tree (1966) 10.20 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.50 Happy Go Lovely (1960) 12.45pm Casbah (1948) 2.00 Jigsaw (1962) 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Banterflix 5.30 Walks Around Britain
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match. 9.00 Banterflix The latest film news and review, presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 How It Is Joe Willis presents a fly-on-the-wall look at teenage life 10.00 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills. 10.30 Radio West Pier Adam Buxton, Bill Bailey and others join Matt Whistler for pirate radio shenanigans, broadcasting from Brighton's derelict West Pier. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions Seth Morgan performs live in session at Brighton's Latest MusicBar. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 4.30 The Music of Barry Mills 5.00 Sounding Out 5.30 Banterflix
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Sister Rita To The Rescue 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Think Tank 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.40 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Things go from bad to worse for Roxy. Patrick gives Denise a touching gift, but will he get the reaction he's hoping for? Shakil and Bex push forward with their plan. 8.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Liz Bonnin Celebrity genealogy series. Wildlife presenter Liz Bonnin describes herself as 'a mongrel' - the result of her parents' lineages on the Caribbean islands of Trinidad and Martinique. In Trinidad, she goes in search of the first of her maternal ancestors to arrive on the island from India. Liz then heads to Martinique where her paternal ancestors are said to have owned plantation - and slaves. What she discovers is more complicated than she could have ever imagined. 9.00 The Apprentice See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Maidenhead. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
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6.10am The World's Most Photographed: James Dean 6.40 Sister Rita To The Rescue 7.25 Flog It! 8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.45 Just Good Friends 2.15 Rugby Union: Varsity Men's Match - Oxford V Cambridge 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball dishes up more backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Tony Singh and Cyrus Todiwala. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The second group of five chefs face two tough tests set by Monica and Marcus. In their first challenge, the chefs travel to one of London's most exclusive addresses, the French ambassador's residence. 9.00 Close To The Enemy Drama. While Dieter is seemingly helping the British to achieve their jet engine goals, Victor comes to Callum with proof that Dieter isn't innocent of war crimes. 10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired Gin. Rhod Gilbert is joined by comedian Nathan Caton, international entrepreneur Frances Dickens and presenter and Apprentice fan Sara Cox as they take an inside look at this year's business hopefuls. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Big Life Fix With Simon Reeve 12.15am One Night In 2012 - An Imagine Special 1.55 Black Is The New Black 2.25 Imagine... The Triumph And Laments Of William Kentridge
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Channel 4
6.00am Good Morning 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Gabby bites off more than she can chew. 7.30 The Great British Pub Revolution? Tonight Jonathan Maitland discovers why the local pub could be making a comeback. Pubs contribute billions to the economy every year - yet it is estimated each week around 20 of them shut their doors forever. But with many communities now rallying to save their much-loved local, and the craft beer industry flourishing, is the pub industry having a renaissance? 8.00 Emmerdale Laurel struggles with Ashley's actions. Liv worries she has gone too far. 8.30 Coronation Street Has Roy found the answer to his prayers? Nick's suspicions grow. Billy throws in the towel. 9.00 Extraordinary Weddings See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the final round of matches in the group stages of the Europa League. 11.55 The Chase 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 The Great British Pub Revolution? Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Comfort Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Tegan vows to help Cleo. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series revealing the secret lives of animals at Chester Zoo, using new technology to capture the remarkable behaviour of the creatures and their close relationships with their keepers. 9.00 Grand Designs: House Of The Year Presented by Kevin McCloud, this four-part series explores some of Britain's most contemporary and cutting edge homes, all of them in the running for the prestigious Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) House of the Year Award 2016. The houses featured here have created space out of the smallest sites. 10.00 60 Days In Jail Friends without Benefits. US documentary series in which Sheriff Jamey Noel of Clark County, Indiana, sends seven innocent volunteers into his jail as undercover inmates. 11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. 12.05am Random Acts 12.35 Finding My Twin Stranger 1.30 FILM: Queen (2014) 3.55 Shipping Wars UK 4.30 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 5.25 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News Lunchtime 11.45 FILM: Call Me Claus (2001) 1.30pm FILM: A Snow Globe Christmas (2013) 3.15 FILM: Christmas Confessions (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Strongman Masters World Championship Veteran strongman competition. 8.00 Can't Pay: Christmas Special Seasonal edition of the reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. 9.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours. A six-year dispute over a shared drive leads to a fight that leaves one man in hospital and another in court, and a woman's complaints about noise levels coming from next door are met with threats that force her to call in the police. 10.00 Benefits: Breadline Britain Documentary series about people who live on welfare. A look at how some of the series's most memorable characters are spending Christmas. Single mum Marie struggles to fill Santa's sack for her eight children, but the family are destined to have a happy new year. 11.05 Christmas With Britain's Biggest Family Documentary series exploring the real-life stories of people who face a challenging festive season. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Great British Castles 4.00 World's Most Pampered Pets 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC's Legends Of Tomorrow 9.00 A League Of Their Own US Road Trip 10.00 Duck Quacks Don't Echo 11.00 Trollied 11.30 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Tough Nuts
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Tornado: Dangerous Earth 8.30 Iceberg: Dangerous Earth 9.00 Vienna: Empire, Dynasty And Dream 10.00 Horizon: The Secret Life Of The Cat 11.00 Colour: The Spectrum Of Science 12.00am Deep Down & Dirty: The Science Of Soil
2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.20 Busted: The Hot Desk 7.30 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Christmas Keyhole. See highlights. 10.00 Celebrity Juice: Christmas Special 11.00 Family Guy (x3)
12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.00 Ice Cream Girls
3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Mechanic (2011) 10.50 Tattoo Fixers 11.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.55am First Dates
11.25am FILM: The Holiday Tree (2014) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Great Canal Journeys 10.00 999: What's Your Emergency? 11.05 Britain's Benefit Tenants
11.00am FILM: The 300 Spartans (1962) 1.15pm FILM: Stagecoach (1966) 3.35 FILM: The Train (1964) 6.15 FILM: Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 FILM: The Rewrite (2014) 11.10 FILM: Lovelace (2013) 1.10am FILM: Blue Valentine (2010)
12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: The Shadow (1994) 10.10 FILM: Barb Wire (1996) 12.10am The Exorcist
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FRIDAY 9 Secrets Of Great British Castles Channel Five, 8pm Dan Jones trundles over to our neck of the woods when he turns his focus on Arundel Castle. It’s good to find out about these incredible places – especially with a sizeable chunk of school holiday just around the corner. Find out about the dramatic history of the Earls of Arundel too.
Ball And Boe: One Night Only ITV1, 9pm How festive is this – a special one-off programme with two of the world’s greatest voices joining forces to perform a variety of theatrical classics from their new album. You just knew there’d be an album tie-in didn’t you? Watch the family’s faces to see who might want it for Christmas.
Hairspray Live! ITV2, 8pm Recorded live for US television, this colourful and vibrant production of the Broadway musical shakes its bootie to some swinging 1962 tunes, highlighting racial injustices along the way – as well as the badness of fatshaming. It’s all there along with fancy footwork and cracking tunes. Get in!
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Whispering Tongues (1934) 7.10 Johnny Ringo 7.40 The Masquerader (1933) 9.20 End of the Road (1954) 10.55 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.25 The Woman In Question (1950) 1.20pm Murder At the Grange (1952) 1.55 Glimpses 2.00 Passionate Friends (1949) 4.00 The 1916 Easter Rising 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 The Music Manual
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel In the festive edition we have invited a variety of Brighton's finest musicians and bands to perform a Christmas favourite in their own individual way. 9.30 Under The Radar German music from the 70s with Amon Duul II, Can, Neu!, and Guru Guru. 10.00 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Sister Rita To The Rescue 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Think Tank 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.45 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom. 8.00 EastEnders Kush offers some advice to Shakil. Lauren finds herself on the wrong side of Ian, and Patrick oversteps the mark with Dot. 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Mr Khan has to drop his daughter Alia off for her first day at university - in Scotland. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by host Mel Giedroyc and guest panellists Adil Ray and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP. 9.30 Walliams & Friend Comedy series in which David Walliams is joined by a different guest in each episode for a variety of sketches, alongside a talented supporting cast. This edition features stage and TV actress Sheridan Smith. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by Star Wars actor and writer Carrie Fisher, talking about her new book The Princess Diarist, artist Grayson Perry, comedian Sandi Toksvig, and Great British Bake Off favourite Nadiya Hussain. 11.25 Adele In New York City 12.30am The Apprentice 1.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News
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6.10am The World's Most Photographed: Mahatma Gandhi 6.40 Sister Rita To The Rescue 7.25 Flog It! 8.00 Richard Parks On Everest 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 Coast 2.00 Just Good Friends 2.30 Open All Hours 3.00 Bob Hope Talking Comedy 3.30 Iceland: Land Of Ice And Fire Natural World 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents a onehour Friday show ahead of the SemiFinal that is packed with all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Tanni Grey-Thompson and Jade Jones. Celebrities hunt for antiques. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys presents another heat of the classic quiz. Subjects are Andy Warhol, the Roman Emperor Septimus Severus, Nicholas Hawksmoor and the X-Files. 8.30 Coastal Path Five-part series in which Paul Rose walks along the South West Coast Path. 9.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends Thessaloniki. Rick's series of culinary city breaks continues with a trip to the north-eastern Greek city of Thessaloniki nestling on the northern shores of the Aegean Sea. The city is revered as the gourmet capital of Greece and birthplace to possibly the greatest warrior general that ever lived, Alexander. 10.00 QI Naked Truth. Sandi Toksvig looks at the naked truth with Richard Osman, Lolly Adefope, Lee Mack and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Close To The Enemy Drama. 12.05am The Brits Who Designed The Modern World 1.05 Question Time 2.05 Black And British: A Forgotten History
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel takes desperate action. Gabby's problems worsen. 7.30 Coronation Street Roy's conscience is pricked. Nick warns Peter to keep his distance. Phelan rolls his sleeves up. 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Ben Fogle is in the Lake District at the annual Ennerdale show, where he takes part in some sheep showing and gets to grips with Cumbrian wrestling. Liz Bonnin heads to the River Nith in south west Scotland for a training day with the river rescue team. 8.30 Coronation Street Roy is hit with some unwelcome home truths. Peter makes plans to prove Nick wrong. 9.00 Ball And Boe: One Night Only See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Junior (1994) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Emma Thompson, Frank Langella, Pamela Reed and Aida Turturro. Amiable comedy about a research scientist who becomes the world's first pregnant man in order to test a drug he and a colleague have designed for expectant women. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen
6.15am Countdown 7.00 The King Of Queens 7.25 The King Of Queens 7.50 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.50 Frasier 9.20 Frasier 9.50 Jamie's Best Ever Christmas 10.50 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 11.35 Deal Or No Deal 12.35pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.40 Channel 4 Racing 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tegan is having withdrawal symptoms, and Nick stops her making a dangerous mistake at the hospital. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Alan Carr's Happy Hour Alan Carr hosts an entertainment series filmed at a social club where celebrity guests, stand-up comedy, variety acts and live music are all on the bill. 9.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the satirical comedy series. Ricky Gervais is their guest. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea. The guests are Gabby Logan, Ellie Simmonds, Alex Brooker and David O'Doherty. 11.55 Friday Night Supper Club Six of the UK's hottest chefs - Alex Szrok, Imran Bashir, Elizabeth Allen, Andrea Michelon, James Cochran and Lee Tiernan - create tasty, inventive new dishes that viewers can easily replicate at home. 1.00am FILM: Serena (2014) 2.50 The Windsors 3.15 Liberty Of London 4.10 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.25 Sarah Beeny's Four Rooms 5.20 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News Lunchtime 11.45 FILM: 12 Gifts Of Christmas (2015) 1.25pm FILM: The Christmas Bunny (2010) 3.20 FILM: Christmas With The Andersons (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. At a firefighting training facility, Ortis and Jon put the latest supposedly indestructible devices through their paces. Plus, the tech testers give Amazon's voice-activated home hub, The Echo, a two-week trial, and Jason checks out London's New Scientist Exhibition. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles See highlights. 9.00 Building The World's Most Luxurious Ship Documentary series about the engineers, designers and constructors racing to build the Seven Seas Explorer which is claimed to be world's most luxurious ship. With time ticking away until the maiden voyage, the pressure is on. Once the huge propellers are fitted, the dry dock is flooded and the ship floats for the first time, before it embarks on a series of sea trials to determine whether it is ready for service. 10.00 The Best Of Bad TV: The 00s Lowlights of the decade include Big Brother hitting our screens providing a new chapter of terrible telly, Gary Barlow trying to act, Edwina Currie going to live with John McCririck, and someone taking a right pop at Danny Dyer. 12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 All New Traffic Cops 4.00 Tour De Celeb 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Classic Cellists At The BBC 9.00 Bob Dylan: No Direction Home - Arena 10.55 Bob Dylan: No Direction Home - Arena 12.25am Top Of The Pops: 1982 1.00 SingerSongwriters At The BBC 1.55 Troubadours: The Rise Of The Singer-Songwriter
1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out Celebrity Christmas Special 7.00 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Hairspray Live! See highlights. 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)
11.00am Murder, She Wrote 12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle's War 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.05 Ice Cream Girls
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Blackish 8.00 FILM: The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 10.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.35am Rude Tube 1.40 First Dates
1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Christmas Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Great Canal Journeys 10.00 999: What's Your Emergency? 11.10 Britain's Benefit Tenants 12.15am The Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am The 300 Spartans (1962) 1.15pm Stagecoach (1958) 3.35 FILM: The Train (1964) 6.15 FILM: Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 FILM: The Rewrite (2014) 11.10 FILM: Lovelace (2013) 1.00am FILM: Blue Valentine (2010) 3.20 Teleshopping
12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: The Shadow (1994) 10.10 FILM: Barb Wire (1996) 12.10am The Exorcist 1.10 Star Trek: Voyager
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SATURDAY 10 Walt Disney BBC2, 8.45pm Documentary about the life and legacy of Walt Disney. Probably won’t mention the weird rumours about cryogenics and politics, but probably will mention his singleminded determination to do things his way against bankruptcy, strikes and more. Especially since there’s new archive footage only recently released.
The Unexplained Latest TV, 9pm Spooky ghost stories and tales of things that go ‘bump’ in the night, and then make other noises that are less pleasant, abound. Storyteller Graham Sutherland captivates as he holds televisual court with fresh tales of ghostly happenings. Perfect to scare the living daylights out of your friends, and maybe snag a scared cuddle.
FILM: Peter Pan ITV2, 4.40pm Pantomime on the sofa! Best kind of Christmas time lead up, with all of the great telly taking over the weekends. Having braved the sales and the crowds and the cold you can wrap up warm and enjoy this magical retelling of JM Barrie’s story of the boy who never grew up. Like that’s not half of Brighton’s population...
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6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Latest In Lewes A programme about the Latest weekly events in Lewes. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff present German music from the 70s with Amon Duul II, Can, Neu!, and Guru Guru. 9.00 The Unexplained See highlights. 9.30 Bloody Mary Holly Taylor stars in Darren Chadwick-Hussein's horror comedy drama and loving reference to British horror and folklore. 10.00 StageUp Unplugged A showcase of the best local talent. 10.30 On The Verge 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live! 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Latest In Lewes 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 Latitude 2016 4.00 Latitude 2016 4.30 The Bassment 5.00 Urban Expression 5.30 CaribAsian Cookery
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6.00 Pointless Celebrities Comedy. Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity comedy edition of the general knowledge quiz in which four teams try to come up with the answers that no-one else could think of. Featuring Simon Day and Paul Chowdhry, Emily Atack and Ian Lavender, Kerry Godliman and Graeme Garden, and Steve Pemberton and Bob Mortimer. 6.50 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman invite viewers to join them for the semifinal of Strictly Come Dancing. Fifteen couples have been whittled down to just four, with each couple having to perform two dances for a chance to win a place in the Strictly grand final. Voting lines will open at the end of the show. Once the judges' scores have been added to viewer votes, the two lowest-scoring couples will perform again in the dreaded danceoff in the results show. 8.10 Michael McIntyre's Big Show Family entertainment with Michael McIntyre, featuring performances from Olly Murs and Rick Astley and stand-up comedy from Irish rising star Al Porter. One unsuspecting member of the public gets the surprise of their life when they become the unexpected star of the show, there is new comedy material from Michael himself, and double Olympic gold medal-winning
6.40 Operation Snow Tiger A documentary series in which Liz Bonnin, a former tiger biologist, travels to the frozen forests of the Russian Far East to join a team of scientists studying the Siberian tiger one of Earth's rarest and most elusive animals. Their goal is to uncover the hidden world of these mysterious predators, determine why they are declining and what can be done to save them. When three orphaned cubs are discovered, the team launch a desperate rescue mission. Cameraman Max Hug Williams joins rangers in the race against time to find the cubs as a blizzard approaches - capturing remarkable footage in the process. 7.40 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands A New Island Life. Paul Murton sets out to experience island life on the myriad of islands that lie off the Scottish coast. In this edition, he visits two islands of the Inner Hebrides, Gigha and Jura. He begins his journey at the Achamore Gardens on Gigha, which were created by millionaire Colonel Sir James Horlick in the 1930s. Sir James loved Gigha's mild climate so much that he bought the island and made it his home. Today Gigha is owned by the community and many of its residents are incomers attracted by the opportunity to begin a new island life on this small and fertile place. His
6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Home Comforts At Christmas 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Christmas Supermarket Secrets 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 Final Score 5.10 Celebrity Mastermind 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today
6.25am FILM: The Big Sky (1952) 8.25 FILM: Build My Gallows High (1947) 10.00 Secret Britain 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Hairy Bikers' Best Of British 1.00 Best Bakes Ever 1.30 FILM: Lust For Life (1956) 3.30 Flog It! 4.10 Reindeer Girls: Natural World 5.00 FILM: Nativity! (2009)
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6.00am Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (x2) 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.35 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.40 Thunderbirds Are Go 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Powerpuff Girls 8.30 Be Cool, ScoobyDoo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 FILM: Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1966) 11.15 Judge Rinder 12.15pm ITV News 12.25 Cash Trapped 1.30 FILM: Death On The Nile (1978) 4.10 Thunderbirds Are Go 4.35 The Chase 5.35 ITV News 6.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard presents another celebrity edition of the gameshow. Chance, luck and nerves of steel all count as Dallas star Charlene Tilton, comedian Jim Moir - better known as Vic Reeves - and actress Martine McCutcheon try to win 20,000 pounds for charity by taking on a giant version of a classic arcade machine. 7.00 Go For It Special Stephen Mulhern presents a special episode of the entertainment show which sees members of the public challenging - and aiming to better some of the unusual and unique skills seen earlier in the year. Whether it is a girl who knows every rollercoaster in the world or an awe-inspiring corkscrew back flipper, the contestants who successfully win their challenge will be rewarded with a 1,000-pound cash prize. There will also be an appearance from a surprise special guest. 8.00 The X Factor Dermot O'Leary hosts as this year's competition enters its star-studded final stage. The remaining three finalists are just a step away from winning a lifechanging record contract as Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh show their support from behind the judges' desk. The final three will perform two songs - including a duet with a surprise special guest - as they battle
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6.10am Gillette World Sport 6.40 Itera Expedition Race Ireland 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Deal Or No Deal 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Jamie's Super Food 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Jutland: WWI's Greatest Sea Battle Documentary. This investigation aims to shed fresh light on the deadliest clash between the British and German navies during World War I. Though Britain had more ships and superior firepower, thousands of British sailors lost their lives in less than 24 hours. In the recriminations that followed, the reputation of battle leader Admiral Jellicoe was ruined. His grandson Nick is now determined to put that right. Alongside him is marine archaeologist Dr Innes McCartney, the world's leading expert on the underwater geography of the battle site. Together with expedition leader Gert Andersen, they make the most comprehensive map of the battle site ever, surveying 4,000 square miles to reveal for the first time the resting place of all the ships sunk at Jutland. 8.00 Pearl Harbor: The New Evidence Secret History documentary revealing new insight into what Washington knew before the notorious Pearl Harbour attack of December 1941. Did Churchill and Roosevelt conspired to allow it to happen? 9.00 It Was Alright In The 1970s Series which revisits the television decade that taste forgot. Matt Lucas narrates a review of classic family viewing, including Monty Python,
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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.40 Noddy In Toyland 8.55 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.10 Shimmer & Shine 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Fairly Odd Parents 10.20 FILM: Hats Off To Christmas (2013) 12.00pm FILM: Deck The Halls (2006) 1.50 FILM: The Nine Lives Of Christmas (2014) 3.30 FILM: Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle In Manhattan (2010) 4.30 5 News Weekend 4.35 FILM: Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle In Manhattan (2010) 5.25 FILM: Finding Father Christmas (2016) 6.25 5 News Weekend 6.30 FILM: Finding Father Christmas (2016) Touching seasonal drama. With Christmas approaching, a yearning to piece together her chequered family history prompts a Californian woman to head to New England, where she hopes to find her father. Instead, the woman discovers the family she never knew she had, and a welcome she could never have dreamed of. Starring Wendie Malick Erin Krakow and Niall Matter. 7.10 NCIS Silent Night, Deadly Night. American crime drama. After a Navy captain is murdered in his hotel room, the NCIS team has to find his pregnant companion and protect her from unknown assailants. Meanwhile, Jimmy brings his future father-in-law to work. 8.00 NCIS Mistletoe and Murder. American crime drama. It's Christmas time and Tony DiNozzo can't decide if he'll be naughty or nice when his dad, Anthony DiNozzo Sr, comes to town for a visit. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce highlights of the weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm The Other Pompeii: Life And Death In Herculaneum 8.00 City Beneath The Waves: Pavlopetri 9.00 Modus 9.45 Modus 10.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 11.10 Top Of The Pops: 1982 11.45 Britain's Most Dangerous Songs: Listen To The Banned 12.45am More Dangerous Songs
2.00pm Hairspray Live! 4.40 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) See highlights. 5.40 FYI Daily 5.45 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 6.50 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 7.50 FYI Daily 7.30 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 9.00 Scorpion 10.05 The Xtra Factor Live 11.05 Celebrity Juice: Christmas Special 12.05am Family Guy
6.35am FILM: The Nun's Story (1959) 7.35 FYI Daily 7.40 FILM: The Nun's Story (1959) 9.35 Columbo: Dagger Of The Mind 11.35 A Touch Of Frost 1.35pm Inspector Morse 3.50 Midsomer Murders (x2) 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 The Booze Cruise 2 11.00 A Is For Acid 1.10am Wycliffe
10.30am Couples Come Dine With Me 11.35 The Goldbergs (x2) 12.30 Blackish (x2) 1.30 FILM: Gulliver's Travels (2010) 3.15 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 3.30 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 7.30 FILM: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x4) 2.00 The Inbetweeners (x2)
11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The World's Weirdest Weather 9.00 Pearl Harbour: Mystery Of The Killer Subs 10.00 Edward VIII's Murderous Mistress 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.15am Father Ted (x2)
11.00am FILM: Miracle On 34th Street (1947) 1.00pm FILM: City Of Ember (2008) 2.50 FILM: Love Happens (2009) 4.55 FILM: We Bought A Zoo (2011) 7.20 FILM: Men In Black II (2002) 9.00 FILM: Fast And Furious 5 (2011) 11.35 FILM: The Anomaly (2014) 1.30am FILM: Mindscape (2013) 3.35 Teleshopping
8.00am Teleshopping 11.00 The Librarians 12.00pm FILM: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 2.00 FILM: 2 Lava 2 Lantula! (2016) 3.50 FILM: Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus (2010) 5.40 FILM: The Shadow (1994) 7.50 FILM: X-Men (2000) 10.00 FILM: Watchmen (2009) 1.00am FILM: Death Proof (2007)
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SUNDAY 11 Planet Earth II BBC1, 8pm All this nature stuff, it would seem that if we keep building over the nature-land that some of the nature might actually still be there despite the push. Who knew? Well, what with there being a finite amount of space, it’s hardly surprising the edge is blurring. Leopards in Mumbai and falcons in New York. Marvellous.
The X Factor Results ITV1, 8pm One last result, after all the duets, the hearts broken, the passive aggressive judging – after months of searching and voting tonight we’ll find out who the winner of the life-changing record contract is. And Dermot will hold their hand as it shakes and the confetti falls from the ceiling on them in sparkles.
Rosemary And Thyme ITV3, 8pm We all became aware of the dangers of dog-walking in the woods with the popularity of Crimewatch – but who knew that professional gardening would encounter so much murder and bloodshed? It’s a dangerous lightentertainment early evening world. This week they’re fixing a walled garden with some inmates.
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6.00am Crooked Sky (1957) 7.30 Gaolbreak (1962) 8.45 Ghost Ship (1953) 10.20 Go For Broke (1951) 12.10pm The Traitors (1962) 1.35 Glimpses 2.00 The Naked Truth (1957) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica Learn how to sign special diet requirements and how to get around in a restaurant. 9.00 Community Gardens Documentary series on community gardens around Belfast with Caroline Magowan. 9.15 Community Gardens 9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras visit Sherwood Forest. 10.00 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 How It Is 2.00 Soundcheck 3.00 Under The Radar 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)
6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Fern Britton Meets... Michael Gove 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.00 Escape To The Country 2.45 Lifeline 2.55 FILM: Kung Fu Panda (2008) 4.20 Planet Earth II 5.20 Songs Of Praise 5.55 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.20 Countryfile Aberdeenshire. Helen, Joe and Sean explore the varied landscapes of Aberdeenshire. 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman welcome viewers to the semi-final results show. The judges' scores and public votes have been combined, and the two couples with the lowest scores dance off against each other, before four couple become three. Featuring a routine by the professional dancers and a musical performance by Sting. 8.00 Planet Earth II See highlights. 9.00 My Mother And Other Strangers Drama series following the Coyne family and their neighbours as they struggle to maintain a normal life after the US Army Air Force sets up camp in the middle of their rural Northern Irish parish in 1943. As Rose prepares for the Christmas party, she struggles to understand why Dreyfuss has neglected her. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights from the day's Premier League matches. 11.45 Sunny D Sitcom. Dane's volatile behaviour means he's in disgrace with his family. 12.10am Citizen Khan 12.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.45 BBC News
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6.30am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.15 Big Dreams Small Spaces 8.15 Carol Klein's Plant Odysseys 8.45 Countryfile 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15 Tom Kerridge's Proper Pub Food 11.45 Best Bakes Ever 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 FILM: Quantrill's Raiders (1958) 2.10 FILM: Dial M For Murder (1954) 3.50 Athletics: European Cross Country Championships 4.50 Heir Hunters 5.35 Flog It! 6.35 The Toys That Made Christmas Spirograph, Fuzzy Felt, Barbie, Meccano - Robert Webb tells the story of our Christmases through the toys we played with and loved. 8.00 FILM: The Lone Ranger (2013) Starring Mason Cook, Johnny Depp, Barry Pepper, Armie Hammer. In 1869, lawyer John Reid is returning to Texas when he saves Comanche Indian Tonto from convicted outlaw Butch Cavendish. As John and Tonto pursue Cavendish across the state, local rail tycoon Cole and his nefarious money-making schemes threaten to destroy everything John and Tonto hold dear. 10.20 QI XL Naked Truth. Sandi Toksvig looks at the naked truth with Richard Osman, Lolly Adefope, Lee Mack and Alan Davies. 11.05 Black Is The New Black Exceptional figures from politics, business, sport, culture, religion and science share their insights into being black and British today, how they got where they are. The first episode explores both arriving and growing up in Britain. . 11.35 Black Is The New Black Exceptional figures from politics, business, sport, culture, religion and science share their insights into being black and British today. 12.05am FILM: Ash Wednesday (2002) 1.40 Countryfile 2.35 Holby City
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6.00am Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (x2) 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures (x2) 6.45 Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories: Share 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Powerpuff Girls 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Wild Australia With Ray Mears 10.00 Let's Do Christmas With Gino & Mel 11.00 FILM: Dragonheart (1996) 12.55pm ITV News & Weather 1.00 Midsomer Murders 2.55 The X Factor 5.00 The Chase 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News & Weather 6.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras. In this edition, Marry and Joan want to settle which of them is 'most Kardashian' and Dave's back waxing goes badly wrong. Meanwhile, special guest Tulisa seems to have lost her chauffeur. 7.00 The Next Great Magician Stephen Mulhern and Rochelle Humes host as the search for the world's next great magician concludes with the grand final, in which the winners of previous five shows compete. Featuring illusions, comedy, levitations, time travel and a veritable feast of magic. Who will perform the most awesome trick to win the crown? 8.00 The X Factor Results See highlights. 10.05 ITV News & Weather 10.25 Ball And Boe: One Night Only Two of the world's greatest voices join forces for an evening of extraordinary music. . 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA US version of Jeremy Kyle's popular daytime talk show. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.15am The King Of Queens 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.25pm Deal Or No Deal 1.20 The Big Bang Theory 1.45 The Big Bang Theory 2.10 The Big Bang Theory 2.35 The Simpsons 3.00 The Simpsons 3.30 The Simpsons 4.00 FILM: Jingle All The Way (1996) 5.45 Channel 4 News 6.15 FILM: Paddington (2014) Starring Ben Whishaw, Nicole Kidman, Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins, Julie Walters and Jim Broadbent. Charming animation. A young Peruvian bear travels to London in search of a home. 8.00 Christmas At The Chateau Series following Dick and Angel Strawbridge as they restore their French chateau. 9.00 Humans Sci-fi drama series set in a world where humans co-exist with humanoids known as 'Synths'. When Mattie reveals that the Synths are planning to break into the Silo, Laura is determined to find Niska and ask for her help. Mattie asks Max to help save Leo from Hester's influence. Toby receives a disturbing message from Renie. 10.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas. 11.00 FILM: Filth (2013) Starring James McAvoy, Jamie Bell, Eddie Marsan, Imogen Poots, Joanne Froggatt and Jim Broadbent. Dark comedy as a cynical, people-hating cop's conniving bid for a promotion crumbles into mayhem. 12.50am FILM: The Iceman (2013) 2.35 The Last Leg 3.30 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 4.20 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s telvision 8.25 Noddy In Toyland 8.40 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.10 Shimmer & Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.55 Fairly Odd Parents 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 12.00pm The Gadget Show 12.55 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 1.55 FILM: Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014) 3.35 FILM: A Prince For Christmas (2015) 5.20 FILM: A Cinderella Christmas (2016) 6.20 5 News Weekend 6.25 FILM: A Cinderella Christmas (2016) Starring Emma Rigby, Elia Cantu, Michael Dempsey, Lucy DeVito. A young woman named Angie works hard at her uncle's events company, but her cousin takes all of the credit. Angie gets a rare night off, attends a masked ball where she catches the eye of a local bachelor. 7.10 FILM: Jackie Chan's The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) Starring Jet Li, Michael Angarano, Jackie Chan, Yifei Liu, Collin Chou and Juana Collignon. Action. A kung-fu obsessed American teenager goes on a magical journey to ancient China when he finds a golden staff belonging to the imprisoned Monkey King in a Boston pawnshop. 9.00 FILM: The Expendables 3 (2014) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson. Starstudded action sequel. 10.00 5 News Weekend 10.05 FILM: The Expendables 3 BANG!!!!! 11.25 FILM: The Last Stand (2013) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Eduardo Noriega. Action movie. 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 The Secret Life Of Puppies: Terrible Twos 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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2.00pm Futurama (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Attenborough At 90: Behind The Lens 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00am Ross Kemp On Gangs
7.00pm Horizon: The Secret Life Of The Dog 8.00 Choir Of The Year 2016 9.30 The Flying Archaeologist 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Horizon: Seeing Stars 11.30 How To Build A Nuclear Submarine 12.30am Masterspy Of Moscow - George Blake: Storyville 12.00 Monkey Planet
5.25pm The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol 5.55 Catchphrase Christmas Special 6.55 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 FILM: The Mask (1994) 9.00 FYI Daily 9.05 FILM: The Mask (1994) 10.05 The Xtra Factor Live 11.05 Family Guy (x3) 12.35am American Dad! (x2) 1.30 The Cleveland Show (x2)
3.30pm FILM: Les Miserables (1978) 4.35 FYI Daily 4.40 FILM: Les Miserables (1978) 5.55 Agatha Christie's Marple 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme. See highlights. 10.00 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun 11.05 FILM: Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) 12.05am FYI Daily
7.30am How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Goldbergs 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Made In Chelsea 1.00 FILM: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 3.00 The Big Bang Theory (x12) 9.00 FILM: Ted (2012) 11.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.50 The Inbetweeners 12.05am Naked Attraction 1.10 Gogglebox
8.55am Time Team 9.55 Kirstie's Crafty Christmas 11.00 Vet On The Hill 12.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 Father Ted Christmas Special 10.10 Father Ted (x2) 11.15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.20am The Golden Rules Of Porn
11.00am FILM: Santa Fe (1951) 1.00pm FILM: Short Circuit 2 (1988) 3.15 FILM: Carry On Teacher (1962) 5.00 FILM: Field Of Dreams (1989) 7.05 FILM: Unstoppable (2010) 9.00 FILM: Men In Black 3 (2012) 11.10 FILM: The Descendants (2011) 1.25am FILM: The Number 23 (2007)
1.00pm FILM: Dinosaur Island (2014) 3.00 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 5.00 FILM: King Kong (2005) 9.00 FILM: Alien (1979) 11.30 FILM: The Fall (2006) 2.00am FILM: Summer Shark Attack (2016) 4.00 FILM: Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus (2010)
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MONDAY 12 The Non-League Football Show Latest TV, 7pm For the love of the sport – Dean Kilford reports on all of the latest non-league football news and action from around the South East. From transfers to troubles, to amazing goals and ambitious moves up towards game prominence... it’s all right here with Dean.
David Blaine: Beyond Magic Channel 4, 9pm Before he became known for being in a box over the Thames, David Blaine was pretty well known as an illusionist – and he’s good at it! Not only that, he has a very discerning clientele to amaze, chiefly celebrities. Watch Becks gasp in awe, Margot Robbie and John Travolta be stunned. Knocking shiny socks off.
Carjackers E4, 7.30pm Some shows make over a room, others a garden... Sophie, Rob and Matt take it in an entirely new direction. It’s not so much that they encourage people to pimp their pal’s car, more to prank it. Gotta love the one for the ice skating nut (pictured). This week Sam gives his girlfriend’s motor a fluffy makeover.
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06.00am The Brass Monkey (1948) 07.45 Johnny Ringo 08.15 Brothers in Law (1957) 10.15 BFI: Skid Kids (1953) 11.20 HG Wells' Invisible Man Man In Disguise 11.50 Murder! (1930) 2.00pm The Big Money (1956) 3.50 All At Sea 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation People Power With Dave Myers 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Think Tank 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.40 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford of the Press Gazette. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show See highlights. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 The Winery A tour of Italy's vineyards and wineries, taking in the pictureque villages of Tuscany, Italian recipes, and beautiful resorts. 9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes from the best Scottish ingredients. 10.00 The 2ube Presented by Janice Long and showcasing the best new music from around Liverpool. 13.00 Scouse Pop Liverpool's Bay TV examines the career of songwriter Henry Priestman of The Christians. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 The 2ube 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Changing Face Of Terror - Panorama With their stronghold of Mosul under fierce attack and Raqqa next in the frame, IS has intensified its global propaganda offensive, calling for more lone jihadis to slaughter civilians using knives and trucks. IS in Syria now direct attacks, giving lone jihadis targets and instructions via encrypted apps that leave intelligence agencies in the dark. Reporter Peter Taylor investigates the escalation of this global phenomenon. 8.00 EastEnders Roxy is given a harsh reality check. Dot receives some upsetting news. 8.30 BBC Music Awards Hosted by Claudia Winkleman, Fearne Cotton and Gemma Cairney, the BBC Music Awards is a spectacular celebration of the best in popular music from the last 12 months. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Walliams & Friend Comedy series in which David Walliams. This edition features stage and TV actress Sheridan Smith. 11.15 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 12.00am The Graham Norton Show 12.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News
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6.15am The World's Most Photographed: Greta Garbo 6.45 Sister Rita To The Rescue 7.30 Flog It! 8.00 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 Just Good Friends 2.00 Open All Hours 2.30 Ghost Bear Family: Natural World 3.30 Alaska: Earth's Frozen Kingdom 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball starts the countdown to the Strictly final. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip John Stapleton and Lynn Faulds Wood. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 University Challenge The second round of the quiz for students. 8.30 Only Connect Part-Time Poets v Surrealists. Quiz hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Muslims Like Us Ten British Muslims with contrasting world views move in together. On the surface, Britain's 2.7 million Muslims are united in faith. But in Muslim homes across the country, there is ongoing discussion about what and who best represents Islam. 10.00 Two Doors Down Sitcom. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Black Is The New Black This episode is about making it, but making it with a difference. Naomi Campbell, Sir Trevor McDonald, Lenny Henry, Commonwealth general secretary Baroness Scotland and footballer Les Ferdinand reveal how the path to the top in the UK if you are black is fraught with challenges. 11.45 Black Is The New Black 12.15am Sold! 1.15 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain 5.55 Operation People Power With Dave Myers
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Zak and Emma come to blows. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Cathy's big day bring joy and happiness? 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan present the financial advice show. 8.30 Coronation Street Roy and Cathy face the truth. Anna's day ends on a sour note. 9.00 When Phillip Met Prince Philip: 60 Years Of The Duke Of Edinburgh Awards In this landmark documentary, Phillip Schofield gets up close and personal access to HRH the Duke of Edinburgh during the 60th anniversary year of the Duke of Edinburgh Awards. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Hillsborough: Smears, Survivors & The Search For Truth Nearly three decades after the Hillsborough disaster, reporter Peter Marshall - who was there on the day 96 people died - examines new evidence behind some of the shocking headlines and stories that smeared the Liverpool fans in 1989. 11.40 Fierce Australia. Wildlife series with expert Steve Backshall. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.25 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Jamie's Christmas With Bells On 11.00 Kirstie's Crafty Christmas 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Jamie's Comfort Food 12.25 FILM: The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2009) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Supershoppers Do Christmas Consumer programme hosted by Andi Osho and Anna Richardson who reveal the inside scoop on Britain's biggest brands and retailers in time for your Christmas shop. 9.00 David Blaine: Beyond Magic See highlights. 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Fifty-five-yearold divorcee Jane, who's been single for 12 years, wants to find a girl who she likes for her 30-year-old son Bobby, and also a new love for her. 11.05 The Lie Detective Reality series in which human lie detector Dan Ribacoff brings together current couples, exes and hopeful singletons to find out the truth about their relationships. For five years, Jesse and Romany have been friends with benefits. But for one of them, their feelings are getting stronger. 11.50 Improve Your Life Now! Documentary following life coach and motivation guru Paul 'Stalkie' Stalker 12.50am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 1.45 60 Days In Jail 2.35 Shipping Wars UK 3.15 Sarah Beeny's Four Rooms 4.10 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 5.05 Location, Location, Location
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6.00am - 6.35am Childrens television 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News 11.45 FILM: A Snow Globe Christmas (2013)1.30pm FILM: Mr Miracle (2014) 3.15 FILM: An Unexpected Christmas (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 2016: Big Brexit Bust-Up A look back at how the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. 7.00 Tour De Celeb Cycling-based reality series. Just four weeks to go and it's all getting very serious. The anxious coaches have laid on extra training in the Exmoor Hills but only Olympian Amy turns up. Lucy is sent to see top sports psychologist Tim Harkness who tries to help her get her over her fear of descending. 8.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers. 9.00 The Secret Life Of Puppies: Terrible Twos Documentary series of a dog's-eye view of life. Troubled teen Rory tries to make things work with a new owner, Betsy the French Bulldog turns her hand to modelling and Atum the Weimaraner is given some swimming lessons. 10.00 Most Shocking Christmas TV Moments Documentary series takes viewers back to enjoy some terrible television. Don your reindeer jumper and break out the eggnog for a merry romp through the most inappropriate, outrageous and appallingly atrocious Christmas television turkeys of all time. 12.05am Benefits: Breadline 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Criminals: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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3.00pm Modern Family 3.30 Modern Family 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 Trollied 9.30 Trollied 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am Air Ambulance ER
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Taff: The River That Made Wales 8.00 Digging For Britain 9.00 Time Commanders 10.00 The Richest Songs In The World 11.30 One-Hit Wonders At The BBC 12.30am Dan Cruickshank's Adventures In Architecture
2.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Funniest Ever You've Been Framed! Gold 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 American Dad!(x2) 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 The Cleveland Show 12.00am The Cleveland Show
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.05 Mrs Biggs 0.35am Million Dollar Princesses
3.00pm How I Met Your Mother Hit (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers. See highlights. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 0.00am Gogglebox
11.30am FILM: The Best Of Benny Hill (1974) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Car S.O.S 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
1.10pm FILM: Prince Valiant (1954) 3.15 FILM: Terror In A Texas Town (1958) 4.55 FILM: The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 6.55 FILM: The Company Men (2010) 9.00 FILM: Bridesmaids (2011) 11.25 FILM: The Beat Beneath My Feet (2014) 1.10am FILM: The Kids Are All Right (2010)
12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 2.00 FILM: 2 Lava 2 Lantula! (2016) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Aliens (1986) 11.50 The Librarians 0.50am Star Trek: Voyager
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