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THE BRIGHTON MAGAZINE

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Channel 7 Channel 159 FREE | 10 – 16 January 2017 | Issue 811

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IT’S A DOG’S LIFE! Top tips for maintaining that perfectly happy pooch from Bone Idol Page 4

TASTY TIPS Our Hot List showcases delicious temptations 7DAY TV GUIDE The good, the bad & the mad on the box

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Salesforce Usergroup: 2017 – the year of Lightning – 10 Jan at Brandwatch, Brighton The Wired Sussex Breakfast Session: Protecting Your Idea – 12 Jan at The FuseBox, Brighton Crowdfunding Creatively – 12 Jan at Colonnade House, Worthing

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righton is inescapably brilliant: a luminous centre of culture, food, nightlife, shopping and other tantalising prospects. As the editor of Latest 7 & Homes, I'm happy to be helping you pick what to go to, where to live, telling you what's going on in the city and lots of other bits. I'm a culture geek and have had the pleasure of seeing hundreds of shows. I derive real joy (hard to imagine by some who might see me as a bemused, contemplative sort of person but I promise there is joy in there) from sharing good things with good people. A great night out is something to savour: I vividly recall my first ever opera (Britten's elegiac Turn of The Screw at Glyndebourne), some startling dance at the Dome (Hofesh Shechter's barbarians), my first ever gig (Madness at the Brighton Centre), a Back To The Future marathon at the Duke of York's for my birthday (quick snooze allowed in the second one), thoughtful characterdriven scifi (Pioneer at the Old Market), Spymonkey's sublime anarchy at Theatre Royal (The Complete Deaths), Animal Collective playing Merriweather Post Pavilion at Concorde 2, and the honed comedy of Richard Herring at Komedia. I could go on and on and on and on but I shan't. The point of the selfindulgent, nostalgic list above is to emphasise the breadth of things on oﬀer in and around Brighton, and at generous prices too. Tickets for all of the shows above were aﬀordable (Glyndebourne was £20 for example) and I'm keen to highlight good value for money when I can. The arts shouldn't be considered expensive, esoteric, distant, lofty, pompous or aloof. There is something for everyone here and we're going to help you find what that something is.

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Top tips for maintaining that perfectly happy pooch from Bone Idol

7 NANGLE NATTERS & YAK YAK YAK Nangle does a spot of learning and teaching; Andrew rises to the new challenges of 2017

8 HOTLIST

Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

11 ANDREW KAY DINES OUT Andrew fondly casts his eye over what’s in store for our culinary city in 2017

13 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music

15 TV LISTINGS Your comprehensive 7 day guide to what’s on the box

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> Top winter tips from Bone Idol

ays may be getting longer but winter is far from over. Here are our tips on keeping your pooch in tip top condition.

• Brushing Regularly brushing – short or long haired breeds – helps keep the mats at bay, promotes coat regrowth and keeps the skin healthy. • Bathing Keeping your dog clean is a great way to keep a look out for sores in the skin and lumps or swellings. With the rise of ‘Alabama Rot’ the best advice is to remove any woodland mud from the coat and skin of your dogs after their walks. • Paw and nose care There is a lot of salt about in winter. Be sure to check your dog’s pads and nose for dryness and cracks. Use a balm to help keep them just the way nature intended. 4 | LATEST 7

• Keep warm & be noticed While dogs have their own fur coats it’s not always enough. A coat or jumper can be just the ticket for keeping them cosy. LED collars or lights and reflective elements to collars, harnesses and leads will ensure your dog is noticed on dark evening walks. • Eat well Just like us, a balanced diet goes a long way. Feeding a complete meal is a great step in keeping healthy this winter. Winter collection: At Bone Idol the ‘Winter 2017’ collection is in. Our Bobby ranges are designed in Paris and feature functionality blended with great design and detail. Coats and jumpers are inspired by diﬀerent themes and have a host of practical features, while beautifully soft lamb’s leather and Swarovski crystals decorate leads and collars in a range of colours. We are proud to stock Cloud7, a designer label LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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from Berlin, they really go the extra mile with the finest doublesided Nubuck leather and details made of solid brass the best a dog can get. We have also commissioned our own pieces including Brighton designed and made Harris Tweed sets. Finally, we have plenty of wellbeing products to help keep your furry friend in tip top condition. Lila Loves It is a range of wellbeing and pet care products including paw and nose balms, first aid products, ear cleansers and sensitive skin shampoos. Bath and tidy your short haired dog from £10 until 28 February 2017! Bone Idol Brighton is offering a 50% discount for short haired dog grooms such as Labradors, Staffies, Boxers & Pugs. This includes a bath and blow dry, nails, glands (if required) and an ear clean. Please book in advance and mention this offer at time of booking. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

“ We have plenty of wellbeing

products to help keep your furry friend in tip top condition ”

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YAK YAK YAK Andrew Kay

> A little bit of knowledge

> Time to reflect

@latestvicky

canon of knowledge is an interesting thing. I liked that advert for a particular cable company that came on the TV in November. It proclaimed that a group of children held the power, because they knew how to programme the digiboxes, how to find the box sets, and that last episode you’d recorded but didn’t know where it had been saved. And this is their canon of knowledge. Equally, I have been spending time with a septuagenarian friend who is frequently blown away by the amount of facts I just don’t know. Things that were a stalwart of his own education – like British history, basic British geography, and words that go in one of my ears and out the other with alarming speed all bowl him over at my ignorance. And yet, at the same time I am frequently baggsied to join quiz teams – so I must be doing something right.

“ I have only the vaguest of ideas where Manchester is on a map ” Trends in education ebb and flow. I went to a school that focussed on the arts and learning by questioning rather than by rote. Subsequently, I buy most of the things I need when popping over The Channel with my 25yearold GCSE French, and am happy to have a punt at communicating even if my grammar proves a bit dodgy. But I have only the vaguest of ideas where Manchester is on a map of Great Britain. I think the thing is to keep learning from each other. If I want my nephew, who can crack the security on my iPhone in a heartbeat, to listen to the wisdom I’ve got to impart – I probably ought to listen to the things he’s just learned at school that day too. Chances are, some of what he’s learned will be fresh news to me. I surprised my older friend the other day by commenting that an idea we had been discussing was ‘oxymoronic’. Here was a glimpse of where our educations intersected, learning words that are a bit fascinating with their many syllables and contrastingly simple meanings. (Definition – oxymoron is a figure of speech in which two opposite ideas are joined to create an eﬀect. The common oxymoron phrase is a combination of an adjective proceeded by a noun with contrasting meanings, e.g. “cruel kindness” or “living death”.) Suddenly our knowledge was in sync. Which was nice. And then we were back to learning from each other. Which was also a bit wondrous. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

@latestandrew

ello. Are you still there, survived the revels of the festive season? Yes? Good, me too, which is a blessing as 2017 promises to be a big one for me, a real challenge. Not that 2014, 2015 and 2016 have not been a challenge – on almost every level. Since the boss, Latest Bill called me up and said we were about to create a TV station it's been challenge upon challenge. Of course those of you know know me well will realise that I thrive on challenge and always have. A few years ago I worked out something key to the way I approach life. I am a yeasayer and not a naysayer. I prefer to say yes and see where it takes me. I can almost hear some of you shivering at the very idea, but I promise that on the whole this policy has worked for me. Saying yes has meant that I have had some incredible experiences over the years, things that, had I said no, I would really regret having missed and Latest TV has provided some of the most memorable moments. There have been regrets in my life too, I would be a fool to deny that and there are plenty of you out there who I am sure would be very fast to point them out. On a purely personal level I would like to say that for all my failed relationships there were many good times that in hindsight far outshine the weight of failure when things went wrong. A happy new year and sparkling future to all of you, you know who you are. As for me, well Latest Bill has done the usual and set me a whole load of new challenges, challenges that will see me on Latest TV even more often than in the last two years – if that is possible. I am delighted that, with my colleague and friend Sophie Cook, I will be heading up our new projects LGBT+ TV. Sophie is making a whole load of new shows and so am I. Between us we will be presenting the LGBT Papers in alternative weeks and in the opposite week we will take turns presenting The Vote – with of course a slant towards LGBT news, not just from Brighton and Hove but from around the world. I will also be presenting my own chat show, AK Souﬄé, and I cannot wait to get some of the amazing people that I have met over the years onto the set to talk about the highs and perhaps some of the lows of their lives – but with the emphasis on fun always. We launch in early February with an hour of programming every day to start but watch this space, LGBT+ TV plans to be big!

“ LGBT+ plans to be big! ”

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Breeze Brasserie, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very aﬀordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Moksha Caﬀe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Chilli Pickle

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu oﬀers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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> The year ahead

t the end of last year I looked back at what that year had held for we food lovers, and there was much that is good. To be honest, here in Brighton & Hove we are pretty lucky to have such a wide range of food and drink choices. On my travels I sometimes despair at other British cities where there are so few choices and so many of them are those all too familiar chains. Not that I have anything against the better chains, they oﬀer value, reliability and comforting familiarity. How often have I drifted into a Pizza Express

“ Will dining in be the new dining out? Not with so much local talent to devour and enjoy! ”

knowing that my American Hot with extra capers will hit exactly the right spot? Too many times to number. I am also a fan of Carluccio's and when in doubt when out and about will seek the comfort of their tasty and satisfying menu. Good chains are the no risk option when out and about unarmed of local intelligence. Here in this city by the sea we have become champions of the independent business in so many fields, from estate agents (turn the mag over) to restaurants and I suspect few other cities or towns of a similar size (we should not lose sight of just how small Brighton & Hove is) can boast as many independent restaurants. It is without doubt the reason that we have become a major culinary destination for visiting food lovers and dining in many of our most noted restaurants we should not be surprised if the people at the next table have travelled here to enjoy that experience, not just from the UK but from around the globe. Given all of this what might we expect in the year ahead? For me LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

my first major food event will be the first of the year's Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival. Already planned is another epic festival including Brighton Cocktail Week; chef exchanges with St Lucia, Guernsey, Gibraltar and Holland; a Pommery Champagne dinner; German wine dinner at the Chilli Pickle with Johannishof winery; Sussex wine bus tour; Food Lab at 64 Degrees and lots more including the epic free entry Sussex & The World Weekend on Brighton's seafront Hove Lawns on Saturday 27 to bank holiday Monday 29 May. Keep an eye on the festival's Facebook page over the next few weeks for more info and events and details of how to book tickets to those events. And please note that our festival on Hove Lawns is free entry unlike other food festivals that charge for entry. I will certainly be there for my 12th year hosting the live food stage in the marquee and already we are talking to the city's best chefs about them coming along and sharing their kitchen secrets, and again it's free entry. As you have just read our International chef exchange project continues and although I am not currently filming them you can now watch International Chef Exchange, the Latest TV series on Amazon Prime, six episodes and there is one further episode filmed in Vancouver and featuring Brighton's world acclaimed restaurant Terre à Terre in all its gastronomic glory. I will still be on your screens on Freeview channel 7 and Virgin 159 and I will be hosting a new chat show called AK Souﬄè as part of our brand new LGBT+ channel. Any other predictions? Well I foresee that there will be lots more pop up events across the city as young chefs seek that opportunity to prove themselves and that supper clubs will go from strength to strength too. I also think that we will be dining in and extending our home cooking skills, after all, with so much great local produce now available who would not want to dive in and entertain chez nous. Will dining in be the new dining out? Not with so much local talent to devour and enjoy! LATEST 7 | 11

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REVIEW

STAGE > Gaslight

> Holiday on Ice: Believe

ne of the greatest thrillers of all time, Gaslight, returns to UK theatres starring the celebrated stage and television actress Kara Tointon. Kara plays Bella Manningham, memorably portrayed by Oscar winner Ingrid Bergman in the classic 1944 film adaptation. Rupert Young of BBC 1’s Merlin joins Kara as husband Jack Manningham and the multitalented Keith Allen is cast in the role of Detective Rough. While Jack Manningham (Rupert Young) is on the town each evening his wife Bella (Kara Tointon) is home alone. She can’t explain the disappearance of familiar objects, the mysterious footsteps overhead or the ghostly flickering of living room gaslight is she losing her mind? Does the terror exist in her imagination or are dark secrets living in her home? The surprise arrival of retired Detective Rough (Keith Allen) leads to a shocking discovery that will shake her respectable Victorian marriage to its core. Gaslight is written by one of the 20th Century’s most renowned British writers, Patrick Hamilton whose works also include the chilling Rope successfully adapted for the screen by Alfred Hitchcock. In the tradition of heavyweight thrillers from Hitchcock, Christie or Priestley, Gaslight is a genre defining, all round elegant masterpiece. Kara Tointon has received universal critical acclaim for her

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“ Gaslight is a genre defining all round elegant masterpiece ” West End roles including Eliza Doolittle in Pygmalion. Television credits include winning the 2013 series of BBC television’s Strictly Come Dancing; ITV’s hit costume drama Mr Selfridge and most recently portraying Maria in The Sound Of Music Live! Rupert Young stars as Jack Mannigham and is best known for portraying Sir Leon in the BBC series Merlin. Keith Allen joins the cast as Detective Rough. His Theatre credits include: The Homecoming, Smack Family Robinson and Comedians. Television roles include: Bodyfarm, My Mad Fat Diary , Uncle, Robin Hood, Treasure Island and Death in Paradise. Film credits include: The Kingsman: The Golden Circle; Eddie the Eagle, Trainspotting and Shallow Grave.

Director Anthony Banks’ credits include Dennis Kelly’s DNA (National Tour); Bryony Lavery’s Cesario and More Light, Lucinda Coxon’s The Eternal Not and Michael Lesslie’s Prince of Denmark (National Theatre). Anthony was an associate director at the National Theatre until 2014 where he commissioned and developed one hundred new plays for NT Connections. A tense and hugely satisfying evening of great British theatre, this new production of Gaslight is one not to be missed. Gaslight will be produced by Ambassador Theatre Group and Smith and Brant Theatricals. Theatre Royal Brighton, Monday 6 to Saturday 11 February 2017. www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply)

he set is HOI’s best yet and works well in realising the grimy underground life of the drones and the precious world of the privileged. Dean and the creative team have included some amazing eﬀects, pole dancing behind a veil of choreographed water, a robotic number danced in near total darkness with stunning light covered costumes and an unravelling of red silks for an aerial acrobatic duet to, yes to Ravel’s Bolero (was that word play intentional Christopher?). And this is the best lit HOI show that I have seen and I have seen many, lighting that is considered as a part of the whole and achieves a cohesive vision. Holiday On Ice is a wonderful thing but of late it has struggled to find the huge audiences that it once enjoyed. I only hope that this amazingly strong show will revitalise the company and bring in a new audience who will see that ice dance spectaculars are more than feathers and sequins, leaps and spins when put in the hands of great creatives as Believe has been.

Brighton Centre, 4 January Andrew Kay

★★★★★

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> COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE

> MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT WITH JOE FULLER

Battle those January blues with this incredible idea – an evening of comedy doubling as a collection point for the Brighton food banks! Timed to promote good will the day before Donald Trump’s inauguration, it’s a great bill featuring Doug Segal headlining, plus James Hamilton, Sameena Zehra, Juliet Meyers and other great acts supporting. Fab idea!

A piano concerto is always a fun visual and melodic focal point for a classical newcomer, and aﬀordable tickets for Joseph Moog playing Grieg’s piano concerto with the BPO should make for a fine concert. Rossini's overture for the Barber of Seville and Dvořák's Symphony No 8 round out the bill.

The Blue Man, Thursday 19 January, 7.30pm, food to the value of at least £5

Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra, Concert Hall, Dome, 15 Jan, 2.45pm, £12£37

It’s a Brighton classic – head on down to Komedia’s Krater Comedy this weekend, to catch Adam Bloom headlining Friday’s show – as well as hanging around for Saturday’s late and early performances, and the mellower Sunday gig. Plus the expected top class rest of the line up. Tuck in.

If you’re of a folk minded bent then you might be interested in a Lewes excursion: Amanda Rheaume is coming to town. Plying a soulful blend of folk, country and pop, stream the deft guitar and double bass playing of ‘Not This Time’ if those genres sound appealing and you want to hear more.

Komedia, Friday 13 January, 7pm, £16.50

@latestvicky

> ARTS WITH BRIGHTON’S ARTY

Lewes Con Club, 14 Jan, 7.30pm

Delectably danceable, the Mirage ItaloDisco Party nights are a guaranteed source of fun, with good looking people dancing to good looking music. This could be the last ever one at Green Door Store so it should be emotional, convivial and lively. Stream ‘Slice Me Nice’ and you’ll get a feel for the fun. Plus I’ll be there so we can dance. Green Door Store, 20 Jan, 11pm

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If you’re a fan of filthy stories and alluringly alliterative show titles then Smut Slam could be for you. The community storytelling openmic night features real life firstperson sex stories, will be hosted by Cameryn Moore and features our very own Victoria Nangle as a celebrity judge. Blue Man Brighton, 12 Jan, 7pm

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Make 2017 the year you unleash your inner artist. There’s no better way to spend wintry weekends than picking up a new creative skill. And there’s no better place to learn than Ink Spot Press in Hove. Set up and run by master screenprinter Jane Sampson, this relaxed and welcoming studio promotes printmaking in all its forms. Classes include silkscreen (on paper and fabric), letterpress, relief printing, and photopolymer plate etching, and are suitable for beginners with plenty of personal attention to help you develop your ideas. Find out more at inkspotpress.co.uk. We can’t promise you’ll get results as stunning as Jane’s iconic photomontage narratives… but you’ll have plenty of fun trying! www.artymagazines.com

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onLeague football has always been a staple here on Latest TV and now we are bringing more of the finest NonLeague talent that Sussex has to oﬀer to your TV screens. The NonLeague Football Show is our fan favourite, weekly programme which focusses on all the local sides that have been covered in Latest Sport over the past two years. Whitehawk, Worthing, Lewes, Shoreham, Lancing, Peacehaven and Worthing United are all featured on the show, which visits a diﬀerent ground each week and brings you the best onthepitch action as well as postmatch reaction from the managers and players. There's also thoughts from the fans who are the lifeblood of our NonLeague clubs. So far we have covered the likes of Peacehaven, Worthing, Lancing and Whitehawk and it seems that whenever our cameras are down at a respective ground we always manage to get some cracking goals, plenty of drama and a heck of a lot of passion.

“ We always manage to get some

cracking goals, plenty of drama and a heck of a lot of passion ”

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Do you remember the sheer joy and excitement of Saturday Morning Pictures? Where heroes and villains and clowns and crooners, invariably in glorious black & white, would entertain you for hours and hours? Now those glorious days return and it's not just for Saturday mornings, it’s 7 days a week from 6am 4pm!

A programme entirely dedicated to NonLeague football is exactly what the community needed. These local sides have been a huge part of the community and Latest TV since its inception. With a growing hunger for local football, in Sussex, we wanted to showcase the best sides that the south coast has the oﬀer. Here at Latest TV we are privileged to be bringing all of these communities together through the medium of TV, an entire weekly programme that has the chance to highlight the talent, dedication, and hard work that goes into these clubs. You can catch The NonLeague show every Monday on Latest TV at 7pm.

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TUESDAY 10 The Great Interior Design Challenge BBC2, 8pm Think that your main living spaces look a little drab now that all of that seasonal sparkle has gone the way of the loft? The quarterfinalists of this interiors competition are full of clever ideas to make it look awesome, with especial attention to the living and sitting rooms.

How To Lose Weight Well Channel 4 8pm In-keeping with the time of year, and the myth that Christmas calories don’t count – ‘boo’ and ‘hiss’ to those that wish to expose this evil truth! – Dr Xand van Tulleken and dietician Hala El-Shafie help six dieters attempt to lose weight using the most hyped diets around. And investigate ‘zero calorie’ foods.

Dan Snow On Lloyd George: My Great-Great-Grandfather BBC4, 9pm More than school yard boasts, historian Dan Snow really has got a famous relative who was hailed as a national hero – British prime minister David Lloyd George. But digging a little deeper for this profile as to why he wasn’t hailed as much as his protege Churchill uncovers some home truths.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Cone of Silence (1960) 7.50 Johnny Ringo 8.20 Death At Broadcasting House (1934) 9.50 The Pickwick Papers (1954) 12.00pm Tornado (1943) 1.40 Glimpses 2.00 The Fast Lady 4.00 Behind The Science 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 The Winery 5.30 Latest In Lewes

6.00 Latest News 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Dragons Fire Documentary series providing a unique access all areas glimpse into British Ice Hockey, as we follow Deeside Dragons. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.30 Young Start-Up Talent Reality show following the progress of 16-25 year old entrepreneurs hoping to make their business dreams a reality. 10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and guests. 10.30 Tramshed Sessions Maddie Jones in Cardiff for a series with up and coming singer songwriters. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff show videos from Swans, Pere Ubu, Melvins and Mervbow. 11.30 Vibrations 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 1.00 The Winery 1.30 Digital Nation 2.00 Young Start-Up Talent 2.30 Kick Out The Jams 3.00 Tramshed Sessions 3.30 Brighton Lights 4.00 The Vote (x4)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Father Brown 2.30 !mpossible 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Hairy Bikers' Comfort Food 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Denise finds herself in an impossible situation - will the truth out? 8.00 Holby City Oliver must compete for both funding and Jac's support when Matteo pitches a tempting rival project. Dominic tries to keep his relationship with Isaac a secret from his ever-embarrassing parents. Cameron wrestles with his feelings for Morven on his last day. 9.00 Silent Witness Discover, Part One. Forensic crime drama series. Having found a link between the two cases, the team struggles to make sense of it. Nikki visits a disgraced former colleague who may hold the key. Thomas uncovers the bizarre truth about how Tina died. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 The War On Loan Sharks Documentary. As households struggle to make ends meet, illegal money lenders are preying on the vulnerable by encouraging them to take out unlicensed loans, charging huge interest rates and then using extreme levels of violence, intimidation and shame to make them pay. 11.35 Italy's Invisible Cities Naples. Documentary series. 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 6.45 Wanted Down Under 7.30 Caught Red Handed 8.00 Great British Menu (x2) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Link 1.45 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is 2.30 Supersized Earth 3.30 Land Of The Lost Wolves 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show? 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Manchester Piccadilly to Silkstone Common. 7.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends Rick visits Bologna in northern Italy, a city so famous for its food that it is sometimes described as the stomach of Italy. 8.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge See highlights. 9.00 Our Dancing Town Barnsley. Three Yorkshire towns celebrate their history, heritage and culture in oneoff dance spectaculars, with the help of West End performer and choreographer Steve Elias. Steve begins his Yorkshire odyssey in the ex-mining town of Barnsley, delving into its rich industrial past, as he attempts to recruit a cast of hundreds. 10.00 Revolting Comedy series satirising the state of the nation. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 NFL This Week The latest American football action. 12.05am Dragons' Den 1.05 The Real Marigold On Tour 2.05 The Brits Who Designed The Modern World 3.05 The Big Food Rescue

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain manipulates Chrissie. Lisa has doubts. 7.30 Save Money: Good Health The show continues with advice on how best to spend money on health and wellbeing. What are the fads and what really works? Presenters Sian Williams and Dr Ranj Singh investigate. 8.00 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Australia Three-part documentary series .Martin's first stop is Lord Howe Island. 9.00 Sugar Free Farm Second series of the celebrity dietary experiment. TV presenter Alison Hammond, former MP Ann Widdecombe, comedian Joe Pasquale, TOWIE star Gemma Collins, actor Peter Davison and father-son dance duo Stavros Flatley submit to a radical diet free from sugar, refined carbs, processed fats and cheap meat. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Wilderness Walks With Ray Mears Ray Mears returns to some of his favourite - and some of the wildest - places in Britain. 11.10 Trawlermen Tales Three-part documentary series following the Cornish trawler fishermen of Newlyn. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Darts: BDO Lakeside World Professional Championships 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Adam finds out that Liam is keeping secrets about Darcy. Amy is reported to Social Services, but by who? Neeta makes a breakthrough with Lily. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 How To Lose Weight Well See highlights. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on how love can pull you through the hardest of times. 10.00 This Is Us Comedy series showing the life of several people having one thing in common: they were born the same day. Kate has an interview for a new job that seems just about perfect, although there's a catch. Randall has doubts about his career choice and wonders whether he has followed the right path. Kevin and Olivia's relationship moves in a new direction. 10.55 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. 12.00am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Chasing Perfection 2.20 The Restoration Man 3.15 Location, Location, Location 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Shipping Wars UK 5.50 Salvage S.O.S

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Little Princess 7.05 Fireman Sam 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.30 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Paw Patrol 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Wissper 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Peppa Pig 8.45 Milkshake Monkey 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 2.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Dangerous Lessons (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Matt tries to help Evie organise a charity volleyball match but his 'sex sells' approach to recruitment fails to garner many willing participants. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 To B&B The Best Reality series in which AA's Friendliest Landlady Lisa Holloway travels the UK to meet the people who are keen on turning their empty rooms into potential goldmines. 8.00 A New Life In Oz Documentary series following British families as they relocate to Australia. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. Some favourite Housemates from past shows (the All Stars) have been invited back, but how will they and the brand new celebrity Housemates (the New Stars) get on? 10.00 Celebrity 100% Hotter! Celebrity take on the entertaining makeunder series. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics. 12.05am Celebrity Big Brother Live From The House 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors: New Year, New You 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 11.00 Most Shocking Party Pandemonium 12.00am A League Of Their Own 1.00 The Force: Manchester

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland 8.00 The Trains That Time Forgot: Britain's Lost Railway Journeys 9.00 Dan Snow On Lloyd George: My Great-GreatGrandfather 10.00 FILM: Walesa: Man Of Hope (2014) 11.55 The Real Great Escape 1.20am A Very British Renaissance

2.50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You've Been Framed! Top 100 Shockers 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) 10.00 FYI Daily 10.05 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) 11.15 Family Guy (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 The Guilty 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.10am The Knock 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2)11.50 Gogglebox 12.55am The Goldbergs (x2)

1.40pm Time Team (x2) 3.50 Car S.O.S 4.50 The Supervet 5.50 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

11.00am FILM: Crash Dive (1943) 1.10pm FILM: Arabian Nights (1942) 2.55 FILM: The Blue Dahlia (1946) 4.55 FILM: The Ladykillers (1955) 6.45 FILM: The Women (2008) 9.00 FILM: The Imitation Game (2014) 11.15 FILM: Underworld: Awakening (2012) 1.00am FILM: The Dance Of Reality (2013)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Librarian: The Curse Of The Judas Chalice (2008) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Mind Blown (2016) 11.00 FILM: Cursed (2005) 1.00am Star Trek: Voyager

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WEDNESDAY 11 No Offence Channel 4, 9pm It’s all kicking off in Manchester, and the team are out in force to quell the riots. That’s a skill, that is – quelling. Dinah discovers young casualties in a gangowned property, pushing the coppers’ investigation in an unexpected direction. And then Joy finds something out at Friday Street that sends her a bit spirally.

Common Sense BBC2, 10pm The trend is that it’s the ‘real’ people that are funny and astute. Which is true – as many of your mates can attest to. But can it translate to the small screen? Featuring a cast of ‘real’ British people, selected for their wit and clever take on life, they give their take on the week’s news. From dinner ladies to market traders.

James May: The Reassembler BBC4, 9pm You know that impulse kids have when they find a fascinating toy, to pull it apart to see how it works, and then you’re left trying to put it back together again and not knowing what that one piece left over is for? James May never grew out of it. This week it’s a mini motorcycle. Cool.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Devil & Daniel Webster (1941) 8.05 Johnny Ringo 8.35 Glimpses 8.55 Crow Hollow (1952) 10.15 The Gay Dog (1954) 12.00pm The Green Man (1956) 1.40 Glimpses 2.00 Dead End (1937) 3.50 BFI: New Towns for Old 4.00 Another World Is Possible 4.30 From the Water's Edge 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Brighton Lights 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. In this episode, we take a look at the work of Dean Loxton. 10.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff present music by Brighton artists, including Thieves By The Code and mygardenday. 10.30 Noise Floor Noise Floor showcases Blessing Magore, Josh Kemp’s latest music video, our Saint Raymond interview from Splendour 2014 and Jake Bugg performing ‘Someone Told Me’. 11.00 On The Verge Back-to-back videos of the newest sounds and breaking bands. 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 F-Stop 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote (x4)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Father Brown 2.30 !mpossible 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Hairy Bikers' Comfort Food 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming Series following high court enforcement officers. 9.00 Italy's Invisible Cities Venice. Documentary series. Using the latest 3-D scanning technology, Alexander Armstrong and Dr Michael Scott explore the watery wonderland of Venice. They uncover how a city built in a swamp became one of the most powerful in medieval Europe and dive into its canals to experience how the city remains standing. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz with Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. Joining the team are Premier League goalkeeper Chris Kirkland, Commonwealth swimming champion Hannah Miley, former Rugy League player Robbie Hunter-Paul and Olympic sailing gold-medallist Hannah Mills. 11.15 Parkinson's: The Funny Side Comedy writer Paul Mayhew-Archer goes in search of a cure for Parkinson's disease, a condition he was diagnosed with in 2011. 11.45 FILM: The Other Man (2008) Drama. Starring Laura Linney. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 6.45 Wanted Down Under 7.30 Caught Red Handed 8.00 Great British Menu (x2) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Link 1.45 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is 2.30 Supersized Earth 3.30 Land Of The Lost Wolves 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Chapeltown to Doncaster. 7.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends Rick Stein visits Lisbon on the banks of the River Tagus, a city in love with its seafood and possibly the best custard tarts in the world. 8.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge In the second quarterfinal, the designers are in the pretty coastal town of Aberaeron in west Wales, a former fishing port. They are tasked with transforming both a bedroom and a study, whilst incorporating the creative challenge some rope - into their overall scheme. 9.00 Hospital Six-part documentary capturing the day-to-day realities facing the NHS right now. Two patients await life-saving surgery at St Mary's in Paddington. They both need a bed on the intensive care ward but there is only one bed left. 10.00 Common Sense See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Our Dancing Town Three Yorkshire towns celebrate their history, heritage and culture in oneoff dance spectaculars. 12.15am Alan Bennett's Diaries 1.15 Muslims Like Us 2.15 Italy's Invisible Cities 3.15 Big Food Rescue

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie is left reeling. Tracy has a plan. 7.30 Coronation Street Steve and Michelle's world crumbles. Zeedan sees red over Alya's disloyalty. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Last Man Out. Crime drama series. DCI Barnaby and DS Jamie Winter investigate the death of a star cricketer during a tournament which draws them into a dangerous game. Tensions run high in Lower Pampling as a new type of cricket threatens a century of tradition. Star batsman Leo Henderson wins the match, taking his team through to the C10 Slam tournament semi-final. Later that day, Leo is found dead in the practice area, pummelled by cricket balls. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Unbelievable Moments: Caught On Camera Alastair Stewart presents the first of two programmes featuring incredible eyewitness footage shot by members of the public on mobile devices. 11.40 It's Not Rocket Science Fast-paced science-based entertainment show. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Darts: BDO Lakeside World Professional Championships 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Liam tells Adam what he knows about Darcy. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series. Kirstie Allsopp goes on a property hunt in the trendy Newcastle suburb of Heaton for Tom and Liz, who are fed up renting flats and want to find a home worth forking out for. Phil Spencer is in the Tyne Valley with Michael and Sorrel, who have been searching for two years to find a family home. 9.00 No Offence See highlights. 10.00 19 Kids And Counting Documentary following the lives of Britain's largest family, the Radfords. The cameras return to the family home as Lancashire pie-maker Noel, Sue and the kids prepare to welcome a new baby to their ever growing brood and only weeks later set off on their most ambitious family holiday. 11.05 Finding My Twin Stranger Documentary about a unique experiment where seven pairs of near identical strangers have agreed to a series of tests, involving 2D and 3D facial comparison and DNA analysis. 12.10am Live From Abbey Road Classics: Music On 4 12.40 Walking The Americas 1.35 FILM: Beasts Of The Southern Wild (2012) 3.05 The Secret Life Of 4-Year-Olds 4.00 Hoarder SOS 4.55 Location, Location, Location 5.50 Salvage S.O.S

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Fireman Sam 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.30 Noddy: Toyland 7.50 Paw Patrol 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Wissper 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Peppa Pig 8.45 Milkshake Monkey 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Kidnapped: The Search For Tommy (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tori and Phoebe both try to pull Justin out of his low mood, but he lashes out and hints at having left something important behind when the family entered witness protection. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Bloody Tales Of The Tower Death to Traitors. Historical documentary series investigating gruesome but fascinating stories which challenge public perception about the infamous Tower of London and its role in British history. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. Some favourite Housemates from past shows (the All Stars) have been invited back, but how will they and the brand new celebrity Housemates (the New Stars) get on? 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Ryan Clark-Neal. 10.45 Football On 5: The EFL Cup 12.00am Bellator MMA's Greatest Hits Volume 1 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Bargain-Loving Brits In The Sun 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle

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Syfy

12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Don't Tell The Bride 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Ross Kemp On Gangs

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland 8.00 10 Things You Didn't Know About Earthquakes 9.00 James May: The Reassembler 9.30 The Joy Of (Train) Sets 10.30 Egypt's Lost Cities 12.00am Horizon: The Trouble With Space Junk 1.00 10 Things You Didn't Know About Earthquakes

12.55pm You've Been Framed! A-Z Of Animals 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You've Been Framed! Top Tens 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 Plebs (x2) 11.00 Family Guy (x2)

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Paul O'Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 9.00 Life Of Crime (x3) 12.00am Wycliffe

3.00pm Baby Daddy 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Brooklyn NineNine (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Timeless 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox 1.00 Tattoo Fixers

1.40pm Time Team (x2) 3.50 Car S.O.S 4.50 The Supervet 5.50 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (x2) 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.55 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.50am Car S.O.S

11.00am FILM: The Mouse That Roared (1959) 12.45pm FILM: Mary, Queen Of Scots (1971) 3.20 FILM: River Of No Return (1954) 5.10 FILM: The Black Shield Of Falworth (1954) 7.10 FILM: The Two Faces Of January (2014) 9.00 FILM: The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013) 12.30am FILM: Wrong Turn At Tahoe (2009)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 30,000 Leagues Under The Sea (2007) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: Land Of The Lost (2009) 10.00 FILM: The Omen (1976) 12.30am Star Trek: Voyager 1.30am Star Trek: The Next Generation

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THURSDAY 12 Burn Up With Natalie Latest TV, 4pm There’s more to working out and getting fit – like you said you’d do in that completely uninebriated new year’s resolution – than wishful thinking and a bit of a walk after dinner. Personal trainer Natalie Golland gives viewers a fitness workout you can follow easily and lose the ‘turkey souvenir’ with. Feel the burn.

Unforgotten ITV1, 9pm Gripping crime drama keeps the chill at bay as detectives Cassie and Sunny (great happy names) begin to find out a bit more about who David Walker was. First they have a chat with his ex-wife Tessa, then they look through the original investigation files, and lastly a conversation with an old school friend is vastly illuminating.

The Big Spell Sky1, 8pm One of those most excellent brain-teaser programmes that is also entertaining – well, it certainly will be with this lot. As well as being hosted by Sue Perkins it also features Joe Lycett and Moira Stuart. They’re testing the country’s brightest young spellers – not of the Harry Potter variety, disappointingly.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Girl on the Boat (1962) 7.55 Johnny Ringo 8.25 Make Me an Offer (1954) 10.10 Glimpses 10.35 Luck of The Navy (1935) 12.00pm Robbery Under Arms (1957) 2.00 Spare the Rod (1961) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Burn Up With Natalie. See highlights. 4.30 You Make It, We Show It! 5.00 TVTravel Direct 5.30 Walks Around Britain

6.00 Latest News 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match. 9.00 Banterflix The latest film news and review, presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 Access All Areas Documentary. Pleasure Island, Cleethorpes: A look behind the scenes at the work of the staff at the Pleasure Island family theme park in Cleethorpes. 10.00 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills. 10.30 Noise Reel Extra: MOK A special Noise Reel episode featuring Brighton new wave / rap outfit MOK. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions Theives By The Code performing live in session at Brighton's Latest MusicBar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Young Start-Up Talent 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Albion Night 4.30 The Music of Barry Mills 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions 5.30 Banterflix

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Father Brown 2.30 !mpossible 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Hairy Bikers' Comfort Food 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Angela Scanlon. 7.30 EastEnders After an emotional few weeks in Walford, secrets are set to explode for some of the residents. 8.00 Spy In The Wild Love. Documentary in which animatronic spy creatures infiltrate the animal world to explore their complex emotions. Spy Pup makes friends with a wild dog pack to investigate their maternal love and has a dangerous encounter with lions and elephants. Baby Spy Crocs discover the extraordinary devotion of a mother crocodile and take a rollercoaster ride inside her mouth as she carries her babies to water. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series set on a Caribbean island. Florence finds herself emotionally involved in a case when a former schoolmate is found dead at the foot of a cliff. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents Question Time from Solihull. 11.45 This Week 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

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6.00am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 6.45 Wanted Down Under 7.30 Caught Red Handed 8.00 Nature's Weirdest Events 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 The Link 1.55 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is 2.40 FILM: 4 For Texas (1963) 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Gainsborough to Ely. 7.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends Rick Stein visits the home of new Nordic cuisine - Copenhagen - where groundbreaking chefs create artful dishes and religiously stick to seasonal Danish ingredients. 8.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge In the last of the quarterfinal heats, the designers transform two rooms each in glamorous 1930s art deco flats. 9.00 Transgender Kids: Who Knows Best? Challenging documentary. Around the world there has been a huge increase in the number of children being referred to gender clinics. Increasingly, parents are encouraged to adopt a 'gender affirmative' approach - fully supporting their children's change of identity. But is this approach right? 10.00 The Premier League Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Last Kingdom Historical drama. 12.15am The Last Kingdom 1.15 Terror On The Beach: Why Did It Happen? - Panorama 1.45 Gordon Buchanan: Elephant Family And Me 2.45 The Big Food Rescue

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Lachlan's trial begins. Nicola is determined to take back control. David is unimpressed. 7.30 Your Pound: What's It Worth? Tonight 2016 saw the pound fall to record lows, with experts now predicting many of our household costs and bills will be hit by rising prices. Adam Shaw investigates what the new financial climate means for consumers - and what we might have to pay more for. 8.00 Emmerdale Will Lawrence reveal the truth? Finn tests Kasim. 8.30 The Cruise: Sailing The Mediterranean Series following life aboard one of the world's largest luxury cruise liners on a summer season in the Mediterranean. 9.00 Unforgotten See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Raquel Welch Piers Morgan chats with the Hollywood sex symbol, most famous for her portrayal of the bikiniclad cave girl in the 1966 film One Million Years BC, as she reflects on her life and career. 11.40 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Your Pound: What's It Worth? Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ste finds out about Ryan sleeping around, Lisa confronts Nathan about his cosy night with Cleo, and tells her to stay away from Nathan. Mercedes is furious when she finds out James Nightingale has a profile on a dating app. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the country helping people from all walks of life transform neglected historic buildings. In Cheshire, Andrew Jones and Michele Gibbons plan to turn 85foot art deco water tower into their six-storey dream house. 9.00 Spies Three former spies put a group of men and women to the test to see if they have the skills and qualities required of an intelligence officer. This episode explores the moral ambiguity of espionage with two exercises. 10.00 60 Days In Jail US documentary series in which Sheriff Jamey Noel of Clark County, Indiana, sends seven innocent volunteers into his jail as undercover inmates. 10.55 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. 12.00am Kinky Britain 1.00 FILM: Anari (1959) 3.45 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.00 Location, Location, Location (x2) 5.50 Salvage S.O.S

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Fireman Sam 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.30 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Paw Patrol 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Wissper 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Peppa Pig 8.45 Milkshake Monkey 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM: A Mother's Fear (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn spies Zac giving Sam a kiss on the cheek and is determined to get to the bottom of Zac's suspicious behaviour. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series in which cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. 8.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In The Sun Documentary series featuring expats who left the UK for a new and cheaper life in Benidorm. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. Some favourite Housemates from past shows (the All Stars) have been invited back, but how will they and the brand new celebrity Housemates (the New Stars) get on? 10.00 Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series about the thriving tattoo studios in the 24-hourparty resort of Kavos. Kai, Danny and Ben are on an inking binge, with Danny immortalising a dead gorilla and Ben getting his privates tattooed... twice. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.50 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Big Spell. See highlights. 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Delicious 11.00 Micky Flanagan's Detour De France 12.00am A League Of Their Own: Unseen

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 The Mary Rose: A Timewatch Guide 9.00 Sword, Musket & Machine Gun: Britain's Armed History 10.00 Gunpowder 5/11: The Greatest Terror Plot 11.00 Roger Bannister: Everest On The Track 12.00am The Trains That Time Forgot

2.50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You've Been Framed! Gold (x2) 7.00 You've Been Framed! Full Throttle 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: White House Down (2013) 10.00 FYI Daily 10.05 FILM: White House Down (2013) 11.40 Family Guy 12.10am American Dad! (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Heartbeat 9.00 Love And Marriage 10.00 Lewis 12.05am Wycliffe

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2)3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine (x2) 10.00 Chewing Gum 10.30 Gogglebox 11.35 The Big Bang Theory

12.05pm FILM: The Black Arrow (1948) 1.40 Time Team (x2) 3.50 Car S.O.S 4.50 The Supervet 5.50 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.55 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Great Canal Journeys 10.00 It Was Alright In The 1970s 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am FILM: The Bandit Of Sherwood Forest (1946) 12.45pm FILM: Ticket To Tomahawk (1950) 2.35 FILM: 3.10 To Yuma (1957) 4.25 4.25 FILM: The Yangtse Incident (1957) 6.15 6.15 FILM: The Hunger Games (2012) 9.00 FILM: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) 11.45 FILM: Taxi Driver (1976)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Bermuda Tentacles (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Bitten 10.00 FILM: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004) 12.10am Bitten

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FRIDAY 13 Not Going Out BBC1, 9pm Lee Mack’s sitcom has fastforwarded a few years for Lucy and their collection of oddball friends and family. They are veterans of holy union with seven years of marriage and several kids in tow. So what’s the secret? Tricky. Especially as they’re arguing about how to best to keep the romance alive.

Tina & Bobby ITV1, 9pm First in a three-part drama series telling the true story of Tina and Bobby Moore’s marriage. It’s love at first sight, which is great when you first meet someone but usually there’s a relationship after that to be navigated, and theirs is no exception. Tina struggles with being a housewife, and Bobby’s football star is rising.

Delicious Sky One, 9pm With more lingering shots of decadent foodstuff than a Nigella Christmas special, the metaphor is not without beauty – but do make sure you have at least a jaffa cake to munch along with. Gina (Dawn French) returns to Penrose and reminisces about her relationship with Leo, and then has a run-in with Rosa.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Folly To Be Wise (1952) 7.50 Johnny Ringo 8.20 All At Sea 8.30 Luck of The Navy (1938) 9.55 Freedom of the Seas (1934) 11.30 Tell Me Another 12.00pm The Stars Look Down (1939) 2.00 Battle of the V1 (1958) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 The 1916 Easter Rising 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Banterflix 5.30 The Music Manual

6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by a special guest each week to discuss the top stories in the local press. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel The January Noise Reel introduces Malian influenced soul group Lakuta, we talk to MOK about their 'HouseVP' and sit down wth Tom White (Electric Soft Parade) to discuss his new project. 9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff show videos from Swans, Pere Ubu, Melvins and Mervbow. 10.00 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 10.30 Sounding Out This episode features Andreya Triana. 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am DJ Box Sessions 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 The 2ube 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Vibrations 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Father Brown 2.30 !mpossible 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Hairy Bikers' Comfort Food 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz. 8.00 EastEnders Denise goes into labour, but will she go through with her plan? 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show as Catherine Tate, Rylan Clark-Neal and Nigel Havers compete to have their hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. 9.00 Not Going Out See highlights. 9.30 Mrs Brown's Boys Mammy's Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch and her family. Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking poorly. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show On Graham's sofa are Hollywood stars Ryan Gosling and Oscar-winner Emma Stone, starring together in the all-singing, all-dancing hit La La Land. Plus Oscar-winning actor and director Ben Affleck and British star Sienna Miller, who are appearing in crime film Live By Night. 11.25 Uncle Comedy series. Things get competitive when Errol and Andy fall for the same girl. 11.55 The NFL Show 12.25am FILM: The Black Balloon (2008) 1.55 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 BBC News

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6.00am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 6.45 Wanted Down Under 7.30 Caught Red Handed 8.00 Great British Menu (x2) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is 2.00 Deborah Kerr: Talking Pictures 2.35 FILM: From Here To Eternity (1953) 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Stowmarket to Harwich. 7.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces Monty Don helps gardeners transform their outdoor spaces. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys presents the first semi-final. 8.30 Only Connect Fire-Eaters v Korfballers. It's the beginning of round three. 9.00 World's Most Extraordinary Homes Award-winning architect Piers Taylor and actress and property enthusiast Caroline Quentin explore extraordinary homes built in mountain locations around the world, meeting the owners and architects brave enough to take the challenges on. They starts in a pine forest just outside Madrid, where the architect's brief was to weave this contemporary house right amongst the trees themselves. 10.00 QI Noodles. Sandi Toksvig natters about noodles with Matt Lucas, Jerry Springer, Cariad Lloyd and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.05 The Last Kingdom Historical drama. 12.05am The Last Kingdom 1.05 Planet Earth II: A World Of Wonder 2.35 The Big Food Rescue

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pierce tries to control his anger. Chrissie feels let down. Jimmy worries about Nicola. 7.30 Coronation Street A grieving Michelle lashes out. The garage is heading for a crash. 8.00 Britain's Best Walks With Julia Bradbury Fell Walk: Pen-yghent, Yorkshire. 8.30 Coronation Street Michelle struggles to cope with the ultimate loss. Phelan gets caught out. 9.00 Tina & Bobby See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Fishing Impossible Bahamas. Documentary series in which a team of fishermen travel the globe with the aim of landing fish that are considered impossible to catch. In this edition, the guys head to the Bahamas in search of the invasive lionfish that are wreaking havoc on native species. These highly venomous fish live deep in the reefs, making them impossible to catch on rod and line. The guys must work out a way to remove as many as they can without being stung. 11.10 The Wine Show Series for wine lovers presented by Matthew Goode and Matthew Rhys from a villa in the Italian countryside. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Freeze Out 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.00 The King Of Queens 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Darts: BDO Lakeside World Professional Championships 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Lisa wants Nathan to choose between her and Cleo. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy's Friday Night Feast Cookery series presented by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier. It's the turn of everyone's favourite Mean Girl to bring some Hollywood glamour to the cafe, as Lindsay Lohan hits Southend. On the cafe menu is a chicken pot pie inspired by Lindsay's favourite New York restaurant and her Italian grandmother. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz. Sean Lock and Stephen Mangan take on Noel Fielding and Fay Ripley. The Brett Domino Trio are in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley looks after numbers and letters. 10.00 Alan Carr: Yap, Yap, Yap! Comedy stand-up show. Recorded live at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. 11.05 First Dates Hotel Dating reality series following those looking for love at a luxury hotel. 12.10am FILM: Sexy Beast (2000) 1.45 No Offence 2.40 The Secret Life Of 5-Year-Olds 3.35 Kirstie's Handmade Treasures 3.55 Hoarder SOS 4.55 Location, Location, Location 5.50 The King Of Queens

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Little Princess 7.05 Fireman Sam 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.30 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Paw Patrol 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Wissper 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Peppa Pig 8.45 Milkshake Monkey 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Wrong Woman (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brody regrets stuffing things up with Jeannie, but he gets another chance when she comes in for an interview at Salt. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Penguin A&E With Lorraine Kelly Documentary series following a Cape Town hospital dedicated to caring for the city's penguin population. 8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 3 Compilation clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Live Eviction Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB House as one of the celebrity Housemates is shown the door. 10.00 Lip Sync Battle UK: Jimmy Carr Vs Alexander Armstrong Entertainment series in which British stars lip-sync to songs, hosted by Professor Green and Spice Girl Mel B. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother Live Eviction Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB House. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother The Eviction 4.00 Celebrity Big Brother The Eviction 4.25 The Secret Life Of Pets 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Delicious. See highlights. 10.00 Carpool Karaoke 11.00 Football's Funniest Moments 12.00am A League Of Their Own: Unseen

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1983 8.00 The Good Old Days 9.00 Sound Of Musicals With Neil Brand 10.00 Bowie At The BBC 11.00 David Bowie: Five Years 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1983 1.05 Sound Of Musicals With Neil Brand 2.05 David Bowie: Five Years

2.50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 Funniest Ever You've Been Framed! Gold (x2) 7.00 You've Been Framed! A-Z Of Animals 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) 10.00 FYI Daily 10.05 FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) 11.10 Family Guy (x2)

10.50am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 A Touch Of Frost 11.10 Blue Murder 12.45am The Knock

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Speed (1994) 11.20 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.20am Tattoo Fixers

11.20am FILM: The League Of Gentlemen (1960) 1.40pm Time Team (x2) 3.50 Car S.O.S 4.50 The Supervet 5.50 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: My Sister's Keeper (2002) 11.05 999: What's Your Emergency? 12.15am The Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: Magnificent Obsession (1954) 1.15pm FILM: Twelve O'Clock High (1949) 3.50 FILM: Ice Cold In Alex (1958) 6.25 FILM: Vertical Limit (2000) 9.00 FILM: The Last Days On Mars (2013) 10.55 FILM: Limitless (2011) 1.00am FILM: The King Of Comedy (1982)

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Earthfall (2015) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Doom (2005) 11.10 FILM: Quarantine 2: Terminal (2010) 1.00am Star Trek: Voyager

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SATURDAY 14 Dance Dance Dance ITV1, 4.05pm Cracking moves from favourite dance routines rub that warm and fuzzy spot that makes weekends feel like a fresh duvet cover and pillow cases in the middle of the day. Alesha Dixon and Will Best host as five ‘celebs’ (ex soap stars and reality telly peeps) take on iconic dance sequences that’ll ease the Strictly absence.

Let It Shine BBC1, 7pm Nevermind all of that behind-thescenes malarkey of making a boyband – let’s turn it into a prime time Saturday night show! Whoop! And never mind any original songs, let’s have them perform tried and tested hits that have been conquering the charts for 20 years. Search for five stars for the new Take That musical.

FILM: Legend Film4, 7pm No, not the Tom Hardy one – this has unicorns, and Tim Curry being marvellously monstrous, and Tom Cruise before nose jobs, jumping on Oprah’s sofa, or shiny teeth. Over 30 years ago he was Jack, a young man on a mission to conquer evil, save the beautiful girl, and survive in a world of goblins, unicorns and elves.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Glimpses 6.20 The Flemish Farm (1943) 8.00 Freedom of the Seas (1934) 9.35 The Sound Barrier (1952) 11.55 Glimpses 12.00pm Bang! You're Dead (1954) 1.45 Glimpses 2.00 Albert R.N. (1953) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel

6.00 Latest News 6.30 Latest In Lewes The Latest weekly events in Lewes, featuring sports news, reviews of food and drink, entertainment, crime and music. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff show videos from Swans, Pere Ubu, Melvins and Mervbow. 9.00 Daye's Work Richard Dillane stars as DI Harry Daye in a detective drama. 9.45 Noise Reel Extra Extended interviews, live sessions, and features 10.00 Noise Reel Extra: MOK A special Noise Reel episode featuring Brighton new wave / rap outfit MOK. 10.30 On The Verge 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live! 11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Latest In Lewes 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 Noise Reel Extra: MOK 4.00 On The Verge 4.30 The Bassment 5.00 Urban Expression 5.30 Carib-Asian Cookery

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6.10 Pointless Celebrities Food and Drink. A special celebrity food and drink edition of the general knowledge quiz in which four teams try to come up with the answers that no one else could think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman. Featuring Brian Turner and Fay Maschler, Jilly Goolden and Olly Smith, Sophie Grigson and Michael Caines, Cyrus Todiwala and Tony Singh. 7.00 Let It Shine See highlights. 8.25 Casualty Back to School. Elle's career is on the line as Connie goes on the warpath, while David struggles to connect with his son. 9.15 Taboo 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of a busy day in the Premier League, with eight games on offer as Champions League hopefuls Tottenham aim for three points against West Brom. Hull, Sunderland and West Ham all look to take advantage of home ties, while Chelsea's bid for a second Premier League title in three seasons continues at current champions Leicester. 12.05am FILM: The Ring (2002) US remake of the cult Japanese chiller. Starring Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson, Brian Cox. 1.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

6.30 Thailand: Earth's Tropical Paradise Documentary exploring the tropical paradise of Thailand. In central Thailand's forests, fertile plains and even streets, nature finds a way of living alongside people. 7.30 Britain's Ancient Capital: Secrets Of Orkney Three-part series in which Neil Oliver, Chris Packham, Andy Torbet and Dr Shini Somara join hundreds of archaeologists from around the world who have gathered in Orkney to investigate at one of Europe's biggest digs. Andy Torbet and some local seafaring volunteers build a boat made of just willow and cow hide and set out to cross the dangerous Pentland Firth as the ancient Orcadians would have done. 8.30 Dad's Army Command Decision. Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-onSea. Captain Mainwaring puts the defence of the realm before personal pride and nearly loses control of the platoon in the process. 9.00 Imagine... Marlon Brando Lots of people do... 10.40 FILM: On The Waterfront (1954) Starring Marlon Brando, Eva Marie Saint, Karl Malden, Lee J Cobb. Multi-Oscar-winning story of an ex-boxer, who learns about responsibility through his love for the sister of a murdered docker. 12.25am FILM: Lay The Favorite (2012)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Best Dishes Ever 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Wanted Down Under 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.20 BBC News 5.30 South East Today 5.40 Celebrity Mastermind

6.45am FILM: Higher And Higher (1943) 8.15 FILM: The Magic Box (1951) 10.00 Secret Britain 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure 1.00 FILM: Ice Station Zebra (1968) 3.20 Flog It! 4.00 Mastermind 4.30 University Challenge 5.00 Only Connect 5.30 World's Most Extraordinary Homes

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6.00 – 7.30am Children’s television 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.43 Scrambled! 7.48 Scrambled! 7.55 Horrid Henry 8.03 Scrambled! 8.10 The Powerpuff Girls 8.23 Scrambled! 8.30 Bear Grylls 8.58 Scrambled! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.21 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Rebound 10.25 Guess This House 11.25 Judge Rinder 12.30pm ITV News; Weather 12.40 River Monsters 1.10 Bargain Shop Wars 1.40 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 4.05 Dance Dance Dance See highlights. 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News; Weather 6.00 The BRITs Are Coming 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara host the assault course game show. Competitors from all over the UK take on TV's toughest obstacle course, and this year the challenge is tougher than ever. Which of the contestants will manage to conquer Mount Midoriyama and be crowned the UK's next Ninja Warrior? 8.00 The Voice UK 9.30 Through The Keyhole 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) Sci-fi sequel. In the future, machines rule the Earth, but people are fighting back, so a supercomputer seeks to destroy humankind by sending a virtually indestructible cyborg back in time to kill the human resistance leader in his youth. The boy and his mother, aided by another cyborg, try to alter the events that led to the supercomputer's creation and the subsequent nuclear war. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger Linda Hamilton Robert Patrick Edward Furlong Earl Boen and Joe Morton. 1.15am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Join in now at Jackpot247.com. 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes? 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am The King Of Queens (x2) 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (x3) 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 The Simpsons 11.25 The Simpsons 11.55 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55pm Jamie And Jimmy's Friday Night Feast 2.00 Darts: BDO Lakeside World Professional Championships 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages Penelope Keith returns to explore our relationship with the village. She starts in the Cotswolds in the celebrated village of Bibury. 8.00 TBA 9.00 FILM: Oblivion (2013) Postapocalyptic sci-fi. Starring Tom Cruise, Olga Kurylenko, Andrea Riseborough. It is 2077 and Earth has been destroyed in an extraterrestrial war, the surviving population evacuated to the safety of a lunar colony. Sky-dwelling repairman Jack Harper has the job of servicing a lethal fleet of drones that protect vast rigs extracting water from the wasteland that is Earth. Jack carries out his tasks efficiently, until a craft crash-lands and he is inexplicably drawn to the sole survivor. 11.30 FILM: Immortals (2011) Action film, adapted from Greek mythology. Starring Henry Cavill, Stephen Dorff, Mickey Rourke, John Hurt, Freida Pinto. After an army raze his village and kill his mother, a mortal stonecutter chosen by Zeus forms an army of ruthless warriors to lead the battle against the king and prevent him from gaining the bow of Epirus. 1.30am Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.35 TBA 4.05 Hoarder SOS 5.00 Location, Location, Location 5.55 The King Of Queens

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6.00 – 6.25am Children’s television 6.25 Wanda And The Alien 6.35 Zack And Quack 6.45 Seaside Antics 6.50 Fireman Sam 7.00 Pip Ahoy! 7.15 Little Princess 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.50 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.15 Noddy In Toyland 8.30 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.50 Shimmer & Shine 9.10 Fairly Odd Parents 9.45 Big Bash Cricket 1.30pm The Hotel Inspector 2.30 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 3.30 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 4.25 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 3 5.15 Kittens Make You Laugh Out Loud 6.25 NCIS: Los Angeles Drama series. Sam goes undercover as a bomb specialist to investigate the murder of a marine. 7.10 NCIS: Los Angeles Drama series. The team delve into the underground world of the Libyan resistance movement when a reporter is murdered. Hetty accidentally reveals more details about Callen's past. 8.00 NCIS Personal Day. US crime series. DiNozzo discovers that Gibbs is connected to an unsolved case. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce highlights of the weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. 11.30 Lip Sync Battle UK: Jimmy Carr Vs Alexander Armstrong 12.00am SuperCasino 3.05 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies 4.50 Divine Designs 5.15 Divine Designs 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Futurama (x2) 3.00 The Big Spell 4.00 Modern Family (x6) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Monkeys: An Amazing Animal Family 9.00 FILM: XXx2: The Next Level (2005) 11.00 A League Of Their Own US Road Trip 12.00am Duck Quacks Don't Echo

7.00pm The Golden Age Of Coach Travel 8.00 Treasures Of The Indus 9.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 10.00 The Young Montalbano 11.45 Top Of The Pops: 1983 12.20am Elvis Costello: Mystery Dance 1.20 Later Presents... Elvis Costello In Concert 2.20 Great Guitar Riffs At The BBC

4.55pm FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 5.55 FYI Daily 6.00 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 6.45 FILM: The Amazing SpiderMan 2 (2014) 7.45 FYI Daily 7.50 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) 9.30 FILM: Wanted (2008) 10.30 FYI Daily 10.35 FILM: Wanted (2008) 11.40 Family Guy (x3)

6.00am Judge Judy) 6.20 Murder, She Wrote (x3) 9.20 Columbo: Make Me A Perfect Murder 11.25 Hidden Treasure 1.30pm A Touch Of Frost (x2) 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Lewis 1.00am Blue Murder 1.55 ITV3 Nightscreen

10.00am Melissa & Joey (x2) 11.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 12.00pm Black-ish (x2) 1.00 Young & Hungry 2.00 The Goldbergs (x4) 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 9.00 FILM: Friends With Benefits (2011) 11.10 Gogglebox (x2) 1.10am The Inbetweeners (x2) 2.10 Chewing Gum

12.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.45pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 The Mystery Of The Crossrail Skulls 9.00 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 12.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2)

11.00am FILM: The Black Arrow (1948) 1.00pm FILM: The Jane Austen Book Club (2007) 3.05 FILM: First Daughter (2004) 5.15 FILM: The Spy Next Door (2010) 7.00 FILM: Legend (1985) 9.00 FILM: The Family (2013) 11.15 FILM: Blue Ruin (2013) 1.00am FILM: Bully (2001) 3.00 Teleshopping

11.00am FILM: Bermuda Tentacles (2014) 1.00pm FILM: Lavalantula (2015) 3.00 FILM: 30,000 Leagues Under The Sea (2007) 5.00 FILM: Aliens In The Attic (2009) 7.00 FILM: Mind Blown (2016) 9.00 FILM: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004) 11.10 Ninja Scroll 1.10am FILM: Red: Werewolf Hunter (2010)

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SUNDAY 15 Sherlock BBC1, 9pm Too soon the series comes to a close – boo!!! With such high expectations, it’s tricky for writer Mark Gatiss to please all of the people, but for the sheer joy of the detective brain puzzlers, the action adventure, and the complex relationship between Holmes and Watson, it’s must-see television.

The Roast Of Donald Trump Channel Five, 11.05pm It’s less than a week before Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th president of the United States – and one of the many things that has been said about him is that he can’t take a joke. Putting that to the test, The Donald takes his humorous licks from Seth MacFarlane, Snoop Dogg, Jeffrey Ross and more.

Rich Hall’s Presidential Grudge Match BBC4, 9pm Friday brings America its newest president, but the race to determine which bod took the role was seen by many as involving some of the dirtiest and nastiest campaigns. Rich Hall looks further back at others who raced to the White House and their less than clean records.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Glimpses 6.05 The Brave Don't Cry (1952) 7.55 Conflict of Wings (1954) 9.40 A Hill In Korea (1956) 11.20 BFI: Terminus 11.55 Glimpses 12.00pm We Joined The Navy (1962) 2.00 For Better, For Worse (1954) 3.40 Glimpses 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 TVTravel Direct 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 Random Aussies 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks from around Britain. Andrew White walks from Banavie to Gairlocky and around the Ribblehead Viaduct. 9.00 In Focus Connor McKernan spends time with the poet, Simon Armitage. 9.30 A Day In The Life Real-life stories. Cameras spend a day at Holme Pierrepont Country Park, just outside Nottingham - home of the National Water Sports Centre. 9.45 A Day In The Life Real-life stories. 10.00 Noise Floor Noise Floor showcases Blessing Magore, Josh Kemp’s latest music video, our Saint Raymond interview from Splendour 2014 and Jake Bugg performing ‘Someone Told Me’. 10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic This Edition of Arts Alive Acoustic features performances by Jack Woodward and Jimmy Rae. 11.00 The 2ube 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Albion Night 3.00 Under The Radar 3.30 Random Aussies 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.05 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile Countryfile is in Carmarthenshire, where Matt Baker explores the explosive history of the sand dunes. 7.30 Antiques Roadshow Holocaust Memorial Special As preparations begin to mark Holocaust Memorial Day later this month, Fiona Bruce and a small team of experts meet a remarkable group of British survivors whose lives were shattered by the events of World War Two. The Foreign and Commonwealth Office hosts a special gathering as Jewish families come together to talk - many for the first time on television - about life under Hitler's tyranny. Precious objects that help tell their stories include family silver hidden from the Nazis, a pair of striped trousers worn in Auschwitz and a gold coin used by a family as vital currency when fleeing over the Pyrenees. In a rare break from tradition, the items screened will not be valued due to their priceless nature and historical importance. 8.30 Still Open All Hours 9.00 Sherlock See highlights. 10.40 BBC News 11.00 South East Today 11.10 TBA 11.55 Celebrity Apprentice 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

6.15 Ski Sunday Ski Sunday comes from Wengen in Switzerland, home of the classic Lauberhorn. It is the longest and fastest downhill on the World Cup circuit. The show features Swiss freerider Jeremie Heitz, who takes big mountain skiing to jawdropping levels. 7.00 City In The Sky Departure. Dallas Campbell and Dr Hannah Fry investigate what it takes to get a million people and their luggage off the ground and up in the air. 8.00 Dragons' Den Budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. Touker Suleyman gets more than he bargained for when he agrees to road test an intimate waxing product. Lawks! 9.00 Thailand: Earth's Tropical Paradise Documentary exploring the tropical paradise of Thailand. Northern Thailand is dominated by mountains and cloaked in forest. It hides ancient creatures and surprising partnerships. To survive here, both the wildlife and people rely on maintaining the natural harmony of the mysterious north. 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 10.50 QI XL Sandi Toksvig with Matt Lucas, Jerry Springer, Cariad Lloyd and Alan Davies. 11.30 Masters Snooker Highlights 12.20am Masters Snooker - Extra 2.20 Question Time 3.20 Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 TBA 2.15 TBA 2.45 Escape To The Country 3.30 Spy In The Wild 4.30 Songs Of Praise 5.05 Call The Midwife: The Casebook

6.15am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces 8.00 An Island Parish 8.30 The Edible Garden 9.00 Countryfile 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Talking Snooker 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Masters Snooker 5.15 Yellowstone: The Toughest Spring

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Horrid Henry 8.03 Scrambled! 8.10 The Powerpuff Girls 8.23 Scrambled! 8.30 Ultimate Spider-man Web Warriors 8.58 Scrambled! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.21 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Countrywise 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Wild Australia With Ray Mears 11.30 Chopping Block 12.30pm ITV News; Weather 12.35 Judge Rinder 1.35 Tipping Point 2.35 Ninja Warrior UK 3.35 The Voice UK 5.05 ITV News Meridian 5.15 ITV News; Weather 5.30 The Chase: Celebrity Special 6.30 Dance Dance Dance 8.00 Endeavour Canticle. Crime drama series about the young Detective Constable Endeavour Morse. When moral crusader Joy Pettybon receives a death threat, Endeavour must protect her at all costs. The subsequent arrival of rebellious band The Wildwood quickly drags Endeavour into a bloody war of social attitudes that has just had its first fatality. 10.00 ITV News & Weather The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts. 10.15 Peston On Sunday Political magazine show featuring a mix of big political interviews, topical guests, authors and a bit of satire. Presented by Robert Peston with Allegra Stratton. 11.15 The BRITs Are Coming Lead up to the acclaimed music awards, taking place at The O2 Arena next month. Probably including some pretty nifty music. 12.15am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Join in now at Jackpot247.com. 3.00 Chopping Block Top chef Rosemary Shrager and expert baker John Whaite host the cooking challenge. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am The King Of Queens 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Simpsons 12.55 The Simpsons 1.20 The Simpsons 1.50 FILM: St Trinian's 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gold (2009) 3.55 Channel 4 News 4.15 Darts: BDO Lakeside World Professional Championships 8.00 Walking The Americas British explorer Levison Wood embarks on a quest to walk from Mexico to Colombia. 9.00 FILM: Bad Neighbours (2014) Starring Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Brian Huskey, Ike Barinholtz, Carla Gallo and Zac Efron. Comedy that sees two easygoing new parents reach the end of their tether when a raucous college fraternity moves in next door. The couple try to ingratiate themselves with the cocky frat president and his right-hand man Pete by playing it cool, but it's not long before the exasperated couple and their noisy neighbours are engaged in all-out war. 10.55 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Sean Lock and Stephen Mangan take on Noel Fielding and Fay Ripley. The Brett Domino Trio are in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. 11.55 FILM: Hanna (2011) Starring Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett, Eric Bana, Vicky Krieps, Paris Arrowsmith, and John MacMillan. Action thriller about a teenage assassin. 1.55am How To Lose Weight Well 2.50 The Autistic Gardener 3.45 TBA 3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.55 Location, Location, Location 5.50 3rd Rock From The Sun

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6.00 – 8.40am Children’s television 8.40 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.55 Shimmer And Shine 9.20 Peppa Pig 9.30 Peppa Pig 9.40 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.55 Fairly Odd Parents 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.25 Football On 5: Goal Rush 12.00pm Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops 12.25 FILM: Message In A Bottle (1999) 1.25 FILM: Arthur And The Invisibles (2006) 2.50 FILM: Six Days, Seven Nights (1998) 4.00 5 News 4.05 FILM: Six Days, Seven Nights (1998) 4.45 FILM: You've Got Mail (1998) 7.00 Now That's Funny! Familyfriendly comedy clip show featuring user-generated video content from around the world. 8.00 Brides Make You Laugh Out Loud Weddings Make You LOL. Iain Lee narrates a collection of comic clips featuring wedding-based antics that have taken the internet by storm. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. Some favourite Housemates from past shows (the All Stars) have been invited back, but how will they and the brand new celebrity Housemates (the New Stars) get on? 10.05 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Documentary series peeling back the layers to expose star surgery disasters. After having his nose broken on multiple occasions, former cage-fighter Alex Reid visits cranial facial surgeon Niall Kirkpatrick in the hope that he can fix his wonky conk and terrible trouble breathing. 11.05 The Roast Of Donald Trump See highlights. 12.35am Impractical Jokers UK 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 FILM: Under The Tuscan Sun (2003) 4.50 Divine Designs 5.15 Divine Designs 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Futurama (x4) 2.00 Modern Family (x5) 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 The Big Spell 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Freddie Down Under 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00am The Force: Essex 1.00 Ross Kemp On Gangs

7.00pm David Starkey's Music And Monarchy 8.00 Sword, Musket & Machine Gun: Britain's Armed History 9.00 Rich Hall's Presidential Grudge Match. See highlights. 10.30 Bowie At The BBC 11.30 John Berger: The Art Of Looking 12.25am Sound Of Musicals With Neil Brand

4.45pm FILM: Despicable Me 2 (2013) 5.45 FYI Daily 5.50 FILM: Despicable Me 2 (2013) 6.45 FILM: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) 7.45 FYI Daily 7.50 FILM: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.55 American Dad!(x2) 12.55am Cleveland Show

2.05pm A Touch Of Frost 4.20 Columbo: How To Dial A Murder 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 This Time Next Year 9.00 Tonight At The London Palladium 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.30 FILM: The English Patient (1996)11.35 FYI Daily 11.40 FILM: The English Patient (1996) 1.40am A Touch Of Frost

9.00am Baby Daddy (x2) 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm FILM: Astro Boy (2009) 1.30 Couples Come Dine With Me 2.20 Rude(ish) Tube 3.00 The Goldbergs (x5) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 FILM: Johnny English Reborn (2011) 10.05 Tattoo Fixers 11.05 Virtually Famous

8.55am Homes By The Sea 10.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 Sarah Millican Home Bird Live 10.05 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything 12.15pm 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am FILM: The Frogmen (1951) 1.00pm FILM: One Fine Day (1996) 3.10 FILM: Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960) 4.50 FILM: Flight Of The Navigator (1986) 6.35 FILM: Beautiful Creatures (2013) 9.00 FILM: Prometheus (2012) 11.25 FILM: Underworld: Awakening (2012)

11.00am The Librarians 12.00pm FILM: Earthfall (2015) 2.00 FILM: Mind Blown (2016) 4.00 FILM: Aliens In The Attic (2009) 6.00 FILM: 2012: Supernova (2009) 7.50 FILM: Land Of The Lost (2009) 10.00 FILM: The Omen (1976) 12.30am Ninja Scroll 2.30 Bitten

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MONDAY 16 Insert Name Here BBC2, 10pm Do you know a Mary? Not so many of them about these days, but a fair few in history for our teams to be quizzed on. Sue Perkins acts as most excellent host, while team captains Josh Widdicombe and Richard Osman are joined by Stephen Mangan, Mel Giedroyc, Nish Kumar and Suzannah Lipscomb.

First Dates Hotel Channel 4, 10pm First Dates continues to dazzle its romantic hopefuls, this time not just with tasty treats but with a sunny climate in the South of France and pretty snazzy hotel rooms. Keeping with the mix of ages, interests, and characters, and with maitre d’ Fred on hand to gently guide them when the wheels fall off, it’s delightful.

The Great Indoors ITV2, 9.30pm New comedy with an international cast is ITV2’s speculative punt this year – and it looks promising. Written by Comedy Central alumni Mike Gibbons, and starring Joel McHale as the adventure reporter suddenly lumbered with a desk job and whippersnappers, there’s plenty to pique interest.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am BFI: Fully Fitted Freight (1957) 6.25 Penny Points to Paradise (1951) 7.55 Law Of The Plainsman (1960) 8.25 Police Dog (1955) 9.55 Freedom of the Seas (1934) 11.30 Now For Nookie 12.00pm Velvet Touch (1948) 1.55 Glimpses 2.00 A Place Of One's Own (1945) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 The Winery 4.30 Tramshed Sessions 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle travels to meet a 'Jimmy the Lamb', a passionate lamb farmer and butcher, before demonstrating how to make his gran's lamb hot-pot with winter vegetables. 9.00 The LGBT Vote Discussions and opinions around the world of LGBT politics and current affairs. 9.30 The Rosies Panel show for fierce women. In this episode we chat with Sophie Parkin Vink about her book, explain the Word of the Day ‘Identity Politics’ and meet the Rosie of the Day, Amy Poehler. 10.00 FILM: The Final Programme (1974) Sci-Fi. Stars Jon Finch, Jenny Runacre, Sterling Hayden and Patrick Magee. Scientists believe they can move humanity to the next level by recreating a perfect human. 11.50 Scouse Pop Plan 9 12.00am The LGBT Vote 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Latest News 1.30 The Non-League Football Show 2.30 Noise Reel 3.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.30 Northern Cuisine 4.00 The Newspapers 4.30 The Vote

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Michelle Ackerley. 7.30 Inside Out Jon Cuthill investigates the latest meat scam involving butchers, abattoirs and a restaurant chain in Sussex where goat is being passed off as lamb. As the encampment at Calais continues to grow, Gareth Furby speaks to security experts who claim that it could become a haven for terrorists looking to target the UK. And Natalie Graham examines why the Kent and Sussex coast is a hotspot for marine mammals, following the research team to see why they come, the rescue team who pick them up when they get lost and the extraordinary work of the people who do post mortems to see why they floundered. 8.00 EastEnders 8.30 Panorama 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Class Doctor Who spin-off that previewed online on BBC3. 11.30 Class 12.15am The Graham Norton Show 1.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends Cadiz. Rick's series of culinary city breaks continues with a trip to the historic city of Cadiz in southern Spain. 8.00 University Challenge It is the first of the quarter-finals and two student teams fight it out to reach the next stage of the competition. 8.30 An Island Parish: Anguilla This series of An Island Parish visits the island of Anguilla, one of the six British Overseas Territory in the Caribbean, and follows the parish calendar from Easter to hurricane season in September. 9.00 Britain's Ancient Capital: Secrets Of Orkney Three-part series in which Neil Oliver, Chris Packham, Andy Torbet and Dr Shini Somara join hundreds of archaeologists from around the world who have gathered in Orkney to investigate at one of Europe's biggest digs. 10.00 Insert Name Here See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Masters Snooker Highlights Highlights from Monday evening's play. 12.05am Masters Snooker - Extra 2.05 Countryfile 3.00 West Side Stories - The Making Of A Classic

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Stacey Poole. Including Meridian weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News Mark Austin and Mary Nightingale present the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 Emmerdale Nicola grows suspicious. Finn is left reeling. Chas gets the wrong end of the stick. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Really useful. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 The Halcyon Drama series set in a bustling and glamorous grand hotel in wartime London. Following the fall of France in June 1940, guests flood into the hotel - including one who catches Lady Hamilton's eye. When Max faces the hostility of the staff, Emma goes out on a limb to defend him - and immediately regrets it. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Through The Keyhole 11.45 The Chase 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Rip Off Britain: Holidays 6.45 Wanted Down Under 7.30 Cash In The Attic 8.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Masters Snooker 5.00 Coast 5.15 Flog It!

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6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 The King Of Queens (x3) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed (x5) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 A New Life In The Sun 4.00 A Place In The Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 TBA 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover surprising secrets behind food. 9.00 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. 10.00 First Dates Hotel See highlights. 11.05 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK's shocking tattoo catastrophes. Hopeless romantic Karl needs Sketch's assistance to remove a tribute to his ex. Jay helps Darren, who has found God and needs a dirty devil tattoo covered, while Alice has to sort out Alex's Game of Thrones tattoo, which does not mean quite what he thought it did. Tony commemorates his near-death in an accident with a tattoo, and Lucy Ann has her embarrassing backside blunder covered over by Sketch. 12.05am 60 Days In Jail 1.05 60 Days In Jail 1.55 What Britain Earns With Mary Portas 2.50 Hoarder 3.45 TBA 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 6.35am Children’s television 6.35 Peppa Pig 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.55 Little Princess 7.05 Fireman Sam 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland 7.50 Paw Patrol 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Wissper 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Peppa Pig 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.20 FILM: A Mother Betrayed (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away While Simmo is in custody, Ash breaks into his house to hunt for the evidence, ending up caught between both Simmo's girlfriend and the police. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World's Biggest Beasts Documentary mini-series exploring the largest animals ever to exist on Earth. 8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked documentary series. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. Some favourite Housemates from past shows (the All Stars) have been invited back, but how will they and the brand new celebrity Housemates (the New Stars) get on? 10.00 The Week We Went Wild Reality series placing troubled families in the Panamanian jungle with no resources, where their struggle to survive will help them to mend their differences. 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics. 12.05am Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? 12.45 SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity 100% Hotter! 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Forever 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 TBA 9.00 TBA 11.30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.30am A League Of Their Own

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland 8.00 Swarm: Nature's Incredible Invasions 9.00 Zero Day: Nuclear Cyber Sabotage 10.30 Metal: How It Works 11.30 When God Spoke English: The Making Of The King James Bible 12.30am David Starkey's Music And Monarchy

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You've Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 The Great Indoors 10.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.50am Two And A Half Men (x2)

2.05am The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 The Bletchley Circle 11.00 Women Behind Bars With Trevor McDonald 12.050am Wycliffe

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nines (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Coach Trip 8.00 FILM: The Addams Family (1991) 10.00 Gogglebox 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoo Fixers 1.00 First Dates

9.05am Come Dine With Me (x5) 11.40 TBA 1.40pm Time Team (x2) 3.45 Car S.O.S 4.45 The Supervet 5.50 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (x2) 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.00 999: What's Your Emergency? 12.00am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: The Blue Dahlia (1946) 1.05pm FILM: The Black Shield Of Falworth (1954) 3.15 FILM: Summer Holiday (1963) 5.25 FILM: The Ladykillers (1955) 7.15 FILM: Airplane! (1980) 9.00 FILM: The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) 11.05 FILM: American Reunion (2012)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Viking Quest (2015) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: The Mist (2007) 11.30 The Librarians 12.30am Star Trek: Voyager 1.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2)

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