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ROB BECKETT INTERVIEW Mouth Of The South comes to Brighton Dome LOUIS MICHAEL TALKS On a vegan utopia

THE BEST OF BENNETT Richard Wilson stars in Forty Years On at Chichester Festival Theatre Page 5

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5 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE Artistic Director Daniel Evans explains why Alan Bennett’s play is perfect to open the festival

hat books have you enjoyed recently? I'm trying something diﬀerent at the moment in reading two books at the same time, for two reasons. Firstly, I'm considering joining a book club so need to read The Green Road before the meeting. The second reason is that the other book I'm reading is Infinite Jest, which is far and away the longest book I have ever embarked upon. Bleak House is probably second place in my tome experience, but Infinite Jest is something else: coming in at approximately 200,000 more words on 900+ thinlymargined pages of tiny font, plus about 150 pages of footnotes. A dip into something more accessible timewise is therefore welcome, although I'm worried I won't be able to hold all the information if I divide my attention too widely. Had I seen Infinite Jest before getting it I might have felt too daunted, but I'm glad I've dived in now. It's a bewitching book, switching between a huge cast of characters with precious little hand holding, and some of the vignettes have been a startling and refreshing mix of humour, melancholy and absurdity. The book is written in wildly diﬀerent styles, ranging from the esoteric eloquence of Nabokov, to Irvine Welshtype phonetic head wrangling or the parlance of like, American teens. One small section of only six pages solely devoted to a drug addict in dire straits was a particularly vivid, entertaining passage for example. I thought I'd ask you for book recommendations, since they are often shared personally in my experience as opposed to other art forms I’m used to hearing more about in magazines, online, TV and the radio etc. I'm a fan of Nabokov, Chabon, Franzen, Salinger, Tartt, Austen, Rowling and many more so if you have any recommendations for me (or would like some!) then send me an email.

6 NANGLE NATTERS Poor show – selfperceptions of a nation and how loose change just won’t fix the problems

6 THE KIDS ARE ALL WRITE Beating bullying

7 ROB BECKETT INTERVIEW The Taskmaster and 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown comedian talks

8 ANDREW KAY DINES OUT / HOT LIST Top tasty treats to impress at 64 Degrees

10 AK SOUFFLÉ Andrew exercises his right to break clichés and find his own perfect health

10 LOUIS MICHAEL

A vegan utopia beckons as Louis praises Simon Amstell’s Carnage on iPlayer

11 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music

13 TV LISTINGS

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T H E AT R E > Artistic Director Daniel Evans explains why the joy and laughter of Alan Bennett’s play Forty Years On is perfect to open the Festival

hichester Festival Theatre’s 2017 season kicks oﬀ this month with a new production of Alan Bennett’s first play, Forty Years On, set in a school on the South Downs on the day the headmaster retires. Chichester’s new Artistic Director Daniel Evans is directing the production: why has he chosen this particular play? “There are several reasons for doing Forty Years On”, says Daniel. “The first is that Alan Bennett is one of our most beloved living playwrights. The second is that the play requires us to work with a large group of young people from our community. “The third reason is that the play contains much joy and laughter, and it was important that we began our Festival season at Chichester with a proper sense of joy, and that we were inviting our audience to have a great time. “Finally, thematically the play is incredibly interesting because it’s about an England at a crossroads. It was written in 1968 at a time of great social change, and I think we’re also at a time now of great social change. The play looks at an England which is being lost while also looking towards the future. “The play is still very, very funny and at the same time very poignant”, Daniel reflects. “More than any other playwright I can think of, Alan Bennett somehow manages to put both those things together at the same time – you can be laughing through your tears. “We have a great actor in the leading role: Richard Wilson. People know him most famously, of course, as Victor Meldrew in One Foot in the Grave. He is a comedy genius.” Forty Years On is the first of a wealth of contrasting plays and musicals which audiences can look forward to during Festival 2017. “As a complement to the Alan Bennett, we have a musical on in the Minerva called Caroline, Or Change, about a black maid living with a Jewish family in Louisiana in 1963,” says Daniel. “It’s a political and very moving piece with wonderful music. “If [Executive Director] Rachel Tackley and I had just one hope for our first season, it would be that Chichester Festival Theatre will be a place where everyone in this region, from all kinds of backgrounds and creeds, feels welcome.” For full details and tickets for Festival 2017, visit cft.org.uk.

“ A place where everyone in this

region, from all kinds of backgrounds, feels welcome ”

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THE KIDS ARE ALL WRITE

NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle

Ashton Read

> Poor show

> Beating bullying

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good while ago a Canadian friend of mine was explaining why many of her family members had voted against free healthcare and for tax cuts for the rich. “They think they’re rich,” she told me. “Are they rich?” I asked. “No.” Was the answer. But the selfidentity of being ‘rich’ was so important to them that they endorsed the tax breaks happily. They were told that this was something that the ‘rich’ benefited from so it must be good for them. Because they couldn’t possibly be ‘comfortably oﬀ’ or even ‘poor’ themselves. Anything other than ‘rich’. Ringing any bells Mr Chancellor Of The Exchequer?

“ We’re still a first world country, we’ve got running water that you can drink ” Britain does not rule the waves. Britain is in a massive state of flux, of change which is likely to be remembered historically. It is that captain of the waves that keeps insisting that everything is okay and if we just don’t look at the storm too hard it’ll most probably go away and sort itself out of its own accord. The impression is, we may be feeling the squeeze a bit financially but there’s bound to be a few pound coins down the back of the sofa that’ll sort us out – after all, we’re rich. We’re not. I mean we’re still a first world country, we’ve got running water that you can drink from the tap and electricity and transport infrastructure – but we also have food banks growing at an alarming rate, ruthless cuts to muchneeded benefits for the disabled (and everyone else), charities taking the strain when the government used to be present, and now school girls in Leeds taking days oﬀ from school every month because they can’t aﬀord to buy sanitary products when Auntie Flo comes to visit. This will not be fixed by loose change in furniture. Britain is not poor, but if it keeps living it up ignoring the big tax dodgers and saying that school libraries aren’t really very important, the infrastructure will crumble. Alright, I feel like I should be holding a placard bemoaning; “The end is nigh”, but we’re already being told of how squeezed the NHS is and felt the strain for longer than the last year of industrial action with the trains. How many weekends have not had ‘delays due to works’? There’s got to be an indie band album with that title due out soon simply for the familiarity value. Somewhere along the way priorities seemed to shift for the government and basic human needs were overlooked. That needs to change. Because a change is acoming, and we need it to be for the good. 6 | LATEST 7

round the world, people are being bullied this very moment. There are many types of bullying: cyber bullying, physical harm, verbal abuse... Are you or have you ever been bullied at school? Perhaps you have been the bully? Well, it’s time we stop, and work together to beat bullying. I believe that schools do not do enough to stop bullying: victims have hurt themselves and even committed suicide over the years. 80% of children agree that schools are not doing enough to prevent bullying in or outside the classroom. I want to stop people from suffering from bullying. People not only suffer through bullying, but suffer a system that does not recognise the problem. Some schools do have assemblies, but these can be easily ignored by bullies. Also, some teachers think they have dealt with bullying with 1:1 and group talks, but in a few weeks’ time they move on and forget about it and the bullying can resurface. When someone is being the bully, it is most likely that they have a bad life at home and are envious of the victim. They could also just think it is a small joke and do not realise how hurtful it can be.

“ It may be the bullies need real help and counseling ” A way you could try and stop the bully is by showing them how the victim feels when they are being bullied. It may be the bullies need real help and counseling. Other people could argue that verbal bullying is just like joking around and that people are just overreacting. People might have this opinion because they just simply do not care about bullying or they have not experienced it and do not know what it feels like. Even though most schools do their best to stop bullying with talks, assemblies and posters it still is not enough. An easy way to stop cyber bullying is to keep the bullies oﬀ the computers and ban them from having phones both at home and school. This is why parents need to be involved what happens in school. More public assemblies, private talks and ongoing reminders are ways that bullying could be prevented. If you are being bullied, you should tell your parents or a teacher who you can trust. And if you are bullying someone, it’s time to stop the cycle and think about how upset they will be and how your hurt is aﬀecting them. Nine students from Portslade Aldridge Community Academy have been writing their own articles about something that matters to them, as part of Little Green Pig's weekly afterschool Tuesday club. For more info about the projects being set up for young writers across the city, go to littlegreenpig.org.uk

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ROB BECKETT > James Rampton talks to the Taskmaster and 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown comedian

ob Beckett is one of the most popular comedians in the country. His standup shows sell out at the drop of a hat, as audiences are attracted to his brilliant sense of humour, his superb material, his livewire stage presence and his dazzling, megawatt likability. What makes the 30yearold appealing is the fact that he does not take his huge success for granted. "I just try and be a normal bloke," observes Rob, who is also the popular host of the Absolute Radio show,

Rock'n'Roll Football. "You don't need to be diva ish in this business. At the end of the day, we're just chatting on stage. I'm genuinely grateful that people come to see me. If it wasn't for the audience, I wouldn't have a jetwash – I'd just have an ordinary hose!" Rob, who gave a blistering performance at Channel 4's Comedy Gala at the 02 recently, goes on to explain the depth of his gratitude. "I've done hundreds of lowpaid jobs in my time. I used to work

in a flower market carrying around bags of compost. So the fact that I can now put my face on a poster and people will turn up for the show makes me so pleased! "When I started out as a comedian, I thought, ‘If I can just about make a living doing comedy, I'll be the happiest man in the world!' So, as you can imagine, I'm pretty happy now!" Mention of his audience brings us to the fact that one of Rob's trademarks is his wonderful relationship with the people who flock to his shows. The comedian, who between 2012 and 2014 copresented the ITV2 spinoﬀ show I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! NOW!, says that this stems from his natural curiosity. "I'm just nosey! I love talking to the audience and getting them involved. I really like hearing their stories. People do the strangest jobs. "Last night, for instance, someone in the audience told me he was a change manager at a company producing floret salads. So basically he's in charge of what leaves go in the salad! I like asking questions – it keeps the show fresh." Another element that keeps ‘Mouth of the South’ fresh is the fact that Rob never rests on his laurels: he makes sure his material is constantly evolving. The standup, who won the Amused Moose LaughOﬀ in 2009, reflects that, "I don't want to feel desperate and that I have to hold on to certain bits. I don't want to be living in fear of altering a routine.

“ I'm as funny as I can be for 90 minutes ”

"For my own sense of self worth, I'd rather change it and let it progress. I enjoy that much more. That's how I can do 200 shows on a tour because it's always growing and changing. If I didn't do that, I'd have gone mad by now!" Rob, who also enjoys a thriving TV career and has

appeared on such shows as Mock the Week, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Live At The Apollo and Never Mind The Buzzcocks, reveals that on the ‘Mouth of the South’ tour he will be covering such downtoearth, relatable subjects as holidays, Christmas, cold calls and nights out. His routines work so well because they are taken from his own life. Rob, who hails from South London says that, "I adored the American standup Bill Hicks. He used to do fantastic routines about drugs and guns. After hearing that, I thought, 'No one will want to hear me talk about my life". "But then I saw Alan Davies and Peter Kay and realised you can be just as funny talking about nothing very much. If you walk into a pub and say to your mates, 'What about the new Kit Kats?', and you can be funny about that, I think that's quite an achievement." Rob adds that he never scripts a show with an over arching theme. According to the comedian, "I never write a show with a big narrative because I'd end up trying too hard and getting bored. Rob proceeds to underscore just how delighted he is by the way in which his comedy career has panned out. "I enjoy making people laugh so much. I'm as funny as I can be for 90 minutes. I try and take people's minds oﬀ things for an hour and a half. If you ever stop enjoying that, that's the moment to give up." He concludes that, "Before I did standup, I'd always been rubbish at everything. I was doing all sorts of terrible jobs on the minimum wage and living in a grotty flat in Lewisham. "Then I started doing comedy, and all of a sudden I finally found something I was good at. People were coming up to me after shows and saying, 'I was feeling down beforehand, but you've really cheered me up tonight'. What a lovely thing to hear! "At last I've discovered something I can do well, and I'm not letting it go!" I’m sure I’m not the only one who is very glad to hear that! Rob Beckett – Mouth Of The South, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Sunday 9 April, 8pm, £17

ANDREW KAY Dines Out > Top tucker

here's been a foodie tsunami of dining related awards in the city of late. All of them with their own methods and mission statements and so on and so on. Personally I admire them all in their own right, whoever and wherever they spring from, public votes, expert votes, who cares really, the city, and the county, should be justifiably proud that it boasts a gastronomic scene that merits such attention. Three cheers for the lot of them I say, and thank heavens I live here and not in some epicurean wilderness. If you are one of those who thinks we have nowhere decent to eat then I challenge you to find a city with more options, whether that is based on price, innovation or any other criteria you care to chuck at it. One thing I have noticed though is that no matter where you look to seek advice on the best there is a pretty convincing cluster of places that all seem to hog the top spaces. Right up there, time after time, is 64 Degrees. I recently had to entertain two charming Chinese ladies from a TV delegation. I wanted to show them the city's food scene and how exciting British cuisine is, so it was oﬀ to see chef Michael Bremner and his team. If you are wondering why I didn't choose to take them somewhere oriental, surely they get enough of that back home. Even with a translator I thought it would be best to hand over the reins to chef Michael and let him select our menu. It was as ever an excellent idea, but regular readers will know that this is a course of action I often take. We drank a bottle of Ridgeview's award winning sparkling wine and indeed the one which had been served to the Chinese Premier on his last visit to Buckingham Palace, they really liked this and the delicious wine too. Pretty soon the dishes started to arrive. 64 Degrees create food which is ever changing, is based on seasonal produce and on genuinely local ingredients, and we were not disappointed. Dish after dish was a feast for the eyes, the nose and finally the tongue. There is excitement at every turn, surprises, bursts of flavour, brilliant contrasts of texture and of heat, shocks and then comforts... With each dish our guests' eyes opened wider and wider, and their mouths too. They ate with a delicate respect, as if being served jewels, and I have to agree that this food is indeed jewel like. Michael has had plenty of media attention in the last year, reaching the final of Great British Menu on the BBC, but for local food lovers he is a star above and beyond that, and that heady place at the top of the awards is more than well deserved.

“ Excitement

at every turn ”

53 Meeting House Ln, Brighton, BN1 1HB 01273 770115 64degrees.co.uk

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Señor Buddha

Señor Buddha is a modern tapas bar located at Preston Circus, oﬀering an ever changing tapas menu based around Spanish and East Asian cuisine. With just 24 seats, this small tapas bar is always busy so booking is recommended. 9 Preston Road, Brighton, BN1 4QE | www.senorbuddha.co.uk 01273 567832 | bookings@senorbuddha.co.uk

Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. We serve the best burgers you’ve ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. 8793 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE www.coggingsandco.com | 01273 220220

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Chaula’s, Lewes

Drakes, Brighton

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Moksha Caﬀe, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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LOUIS MICHAEL Loudmouth

@louisxmichael

> A vegan utopia

ANDREW KAY AK Souﬄé > Exercising, my rights

@latestandrew

he standard for storytelling is always being raised. Whether one looks at films, games, series or books all industries that deal in narratives have felt the sting of the unsatisfied public who now expect a masterpiece or their money back. Most contenders battle it out for the public’s favour by churning out deviations from a successful formula that are slight enough to not be risky but considerable enough to be lapped up as original. But in rare circumstances we are gifted with something that transcends these competitive squabbles by entering into new and exciting realms previously unimagined. Simon Amstell's Carnage is just that. In a brilliant vision that is commendably both humorous and sobering Amstell projects his audience into a future that is entirely vegan. The ingenuity of this move is that by basing his narrative in the future he cleverly frees himself from dealing with the resistance veganism faces in the present. Instead, he harks back to our present within a fictional timeline that tracks the build up to the emancipation of animal kind. In the process he discusses our disregard for animal welfare and our refusal to deal with the negative implications that the animal agriculture has on our climate with the alarm and bewilderment we would accredit to Elizabethans using lead based make up.

“ Thanks Simon Amstell for humanising me ” As the film plays out we become the pitied subjects of history living in dark, ignorant times, before the revelatory breakthroughs of the future. It shakes off the model adopted by most vegans that consists mainly of statistics and guilt and instead operates on the premise of the simple question ‘how will we look back on our treatment of animals’? Amstell's work is the kind that makes me grateful to have been born in the 21st century. It highlights how we are living through one of the most exciting periods in history, stood as we are at precipice of an era of upheaval and change. But more than that, it emphasises the importance of utopian fiction in a culture that is obsessed with dystopias. It is utopian fiction that offers the key to our future, by offering us visions of a golden world that is within our reach. Simon Amstell constructs a realistic chain of events, but it is up to us to make it come true. As a vegan I want to personally thank Simon Amstell for humanising me. But as a human I want to thank him for helping to expose the serious dangers of the human ego and bring back some sorely needed balance into the world. 10 | LATEST 7

was seeing the doctor for a regular check up, the annual one that men of my stately age get called in for. It was a GP that I had never seen before, but what of it, the service is stretched way beyond its strangulated means so I was not for complaining. He did all the usual stuﬀ and then sat back, put down his pen and came out with rather a surprising line. "Do you go to a gym?" Well I don't think you need a degree in medicine to see that I do not, so the question was somewhat rhetorical. He followed on with this; "You must be the only gay man in Brighton that does not go to the gym." I was rather taken aback as I had never met him before and could only assume that he was making an assumption. Of course I realise that as well as clearly not going to a gym I am probably fairly obviously gay, but the assumption was, to me, rather annoying. As was the attitude that all gay men go to the gym, like saying that all lesbians own a cat. It's strange how people love to allocate labels to us all. A few weeks back I talked about tribalism, and now I am questioning whether people really need to define you by your sexuality. I'm sure he would never suggested that I was the only man in Brighton not to go to a gym.

“ I realise that as well as clearly not going to a gym I am probably fairly obviously gay ”

One of the things I love about modern society – and my own life, is that I do not conduct it by adhering to a set of rules laid down by my sexual preferences. I am equally likely to spend an evening in the local pub as in a gay bar. Actually that is not true, I am far more likely to spend my evening in the local pub than in a gay bar. My group of friends is all encompassing, men and women, straight, gay, trans, uncertain, dare I say it – willing to help out of we get busy…. I am of course joking, what I am saying is that it is really wonderful that here in Brighton I do not need to hide away or change the way I behave or the way I dress, pretend to be younger or older even. As for the doc, well let me put it like this: I know I should try to lose some weight, should endeavour to do more exercise and get more sleep even. But these will be my choices and are certainly not based on my sexual preferences, so go spin! To use a cliché, I am what I am! LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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REVIEW > Seun Kuti

> Can’t Take My Eyes Oﬀ You, RC’s 2017 Fringe concert

an’t Take My Eyes Oﬀ You, RC’s 2017 Fringe concert. Latest 7 has been following the progress of Brighton & Hove's Rainbow Chorus for some years now. It has been a pleasure not only to go along to their performances throughout the year but also to watch with both interest and admiration how they have grown and developed. Expectations of community choirs who live by the tenet of come one come all can be pretty low. Hardly surprising if you see that they work on a no audition basis. What the Rainbows have achieved is quite remarkable and time after time we have seen the raising of standards, of ambition and of course musicality. You would be hard pressed to spot the diﬀerence between them and audition only choirs these days. This must be down to two things, a passion and commitment from the members of the chorus and power house of a musical director, in the form of the irrepressible Aneesa Chaudhry.

At most performances we meet up with our media friend James Ledward of G Scene who says this: “If you wonder where the LGBT community in Brighton is, just go and see a Rainbow Chorus concert!”. We could not agree more!

“ We are always

looking for ways to improve”

And just when we thought a night with the Rainbow Chorus couldn’t get any better, they have found new ways to impress us. "We are always looking for ways to improve. So stand by for a departure from our usual concerts as we roll The Deep C Divas out an evening of songs from the familiar, the not so familiar, to the downright quirky as the marvellous, beautiful sounding and

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The Rainbow Chorus

often hilarious Yorkshire based, lesbian a cappella singing group, The Deep C Divas, join the fun for one night only. "Joining forces with the Deep C Divas will make for an even more entertaining evening of friendly rivalry and mutual admiration that will surely move you as well as make you smile and lift the heart. You won't be able to take your eyes oﬀ them… Don't miss it! Following the Rainbow Chorus' previous sell out summer and winter concerts, this event will be part of Brighton Fringe on Saturday 13th May 2017 and is bound to be another smash hit. Tickets for this concert are on sale now at £14/£10(concession)/£7(children) www.rainbowchorus.org.uk

eun Kuti led the band and an eager audience through a highly energetic, exuberant and exhilarating set. Son of Afrobeat pioneer Fela Kuti, Seun has developed the style further whilst retaining the heart and sensibilities. A strong social and political message pervaded, with inequality and the responsibility of artists to raise consciousness as well as energy being the main focus. The grooves were driving, the brass punchy, the artists were in their element, and the audience? Well, we all felt the explosive power in that room as the floorboards bounced under our feet, united in music.

Concorde 2, 22 March 2017 Enna Andrews

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BRIGHTON LIGHTS WHAT TO DO IN THE CITY > MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT WITH JOE FULLER

Saxophonist Trevor Watts doesn't play live often so this intimate ‘bring your own booze’ gig at West Hill Hall is a thrilling improvisatory treat. Wolf Eyes are a great noise band and there's also support from local free jazz band Bolide so £12 is great value for money.

> COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE

Times they are achanging – providing ample ponderings for the publican, politician and philosopher, Al Murray’s Pub Landlord. With two performances in one day of his new show ‘Let’s Go Backwards Together’, you can expect raucous laughter mixing intelligent satire from simple great observational comedy from the blazerwearing man himself. Theatre Royal Brighton, Sunday 9 April, 3.30pm & 7.30pm, £31.65

West Hill Hall, 8 April, 7.30pm

Guy Lloyd is Vince Venus, who is part of SOCK, and the reformed band play at Latest Music Bar this Saturday. Also performing will be freestyle rapper Gramski who will open the night with a set inspired by audience participation, and ‘chap rapper’ Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer.

The Edinburgh preview season is here! An absolute treat to start your ball rolling of halfformed shows and glimpses of comedic genius is a double header from two highly acclaimed comics – Phil Jerrod and Ivo Graham. Jerrod explores why it’s still worth trying to be happy in the face of terribleness, whilst Graham brings his unapologetic Eton and Oxford alumnus perspective to bear on the general world around him. Caroline Of Brunswick, Thursday 6 April, 7.30pm, £5

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Latest Music Bar, 8 April, 8pm, £8£10

Tamsin Greig's turn as Malvolia has been described as “resplendent” by thestage.co.uk, so I'm excited about her take on the role in Shakespeare's comedy of mistaken identity. The acclaimed new version also features Doon Mackichan from Smack The Pony, so any British TV comedy fans will be well catered for. Odeon, 6 April, 7pm, £15£17.50

I’m always a sucker for a show ridden with four or five star reviews from a wide range of publications, and Kieran Hurley’s show Heads Up at The Marlborough fits the bill. The show asks what people would do if they found themselves facing the end of the world, including teenage girls, finance workers, celebrities, and the writing and storytelling have been lauded. Heads Up, The Marlborough Theatre, 4 April, £12/£10

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> ARTS WITH BRIGHTON’S ARTY

If you’re stuck in the mindset that galleries are intimidating and only for the artyinitiated, you clearly haven’t poked your nose into the delightful Zimmer Stewart Gallery in Arundel. Head there between 8 and 29 April and you’re in for a real treat as owner and curator James Stewart is welcoming back Tom Farthing with a new series of paintings. Although this latest collection is entitled Still Life Paintings, you can expect a few observational figurative works that the artist is known for – all captivating contemporary studies with timeless appeal. It’s worth the trip for a chat with James himself, and once you’ve been you’ll want to go back again. zimmerstewart.co.uk artymagazines.com

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To discover 20 more things to do this week, watch Joe’s Brighton Lights show on Latest TV every Monday at 8.30pm.

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TUESDAY 4 Bake Off Creme De La Creme BBC2, 8pm It’s tasty treat time! Brilliant news, and for mouth-watering times. Five teams battle to stay in the competition and for the approval of returning judges Benoit Blin and Cherish Finden. Angus Deayton holds the plum job of hosting this pastry cherché la chef, while we stock up on cream horns.

Catastrophe Channel 4, 10pm Season finale, and Rob and Sharon are in Ireland to say goodbye to Sharon’s dad. Rob’s mum Mia joins them from the States to pay her own version of respects – and to shop for jumpers – and Rob is still unable to find the right time to talk about his almost-secret collapse. It’s heading for a humdinger.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Barbados Quest (1952) 7.25 The Detectives 8.25 BFI: A City Reborn (1945) 8.50 The Traitors (1962) 10.10 Too Many Crooks (1959) 12.00pm BFI: To The Rescue 12.25 Miss Robin Hood (1952) 2.00 Maggy Saragne 2.10 To Paris With Love (1955) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 The Sandwich Man (1966)

6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match. 7.45 Albion Night Welcome back to the Seagulls weekly show, with the concluding half of a match and more. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show. 9.30 Queer Say Sophie Cook and Andrew Kay look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 FILM: Just Like A Woman (1992) Drama. Director: Derek N. Twist. Norman Wooland, Sarah Churchill, Bryan Forbes & James Hayter. After serving in the RAF during WW2, Nat Hearn struggles to return to his prewar job. 12.05am Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show (x2) 12.15 Noise Reel Extra 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 AK Soufflé 1.30 Queer Say 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Albion Night 3.45 Albion Night 5.00 Latest News 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Countryside 999 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Claimed And Shamed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Code 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Michelle Ackerley. 7.30 EastEnders One resident realises the severity of their situation. Tina pays a visit to Shirley - how will her visit go down? 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 Holby City It's Only Love If It Hurts. Serena faces her demons and comes to a heartwrenching conclusion. Zosia takes action when Isaac reveals his true colours. Mo risks her professional reputation when she goes the extra mile. 9.00 Child Of Our Time 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 The Richard Dimbleby Lecture 2017 John O Brennan, former director of the Central Intelligence Agency, delivers the 2017 Richard Dimbleby Lecture. 11.30 Galapagos 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

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6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 The Repair Shop 7.00 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879 which is published at a key moment in American history - the turning point from 'new world' to the richest nation ever known. 8.00 Bake Off Creme De La Creme See highlights. 9.00 American Justice The story of the American justice system through the eyes of those who administer it. 10.00 Inside No 9 Cold Comfort. A second season of dark comedies by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. It is Andy's first day as a volunteer at the Comfort Support Line call centre, which offers the lonely and desperate a chance to talk about their problems. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.15 Turkey With Simon Reeve Simon Reeve sets off on the second leg of his two-part journey around Turkey, a dramatic and beautiful country that now finds itself at the centre of world events. 12.15am Versailles 1.10 Versailles 2.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down 3.00 Further Back In Time For Dinner

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. 6.30 ITV Evening News Charlene White presents the latest headlines from around the world. 7.00 Emmerdale The Thomases prepare for the future. Vanessa makes a discovery. Tracy has aspirations. 7.30 Britain As Seen On ITV How We Got Around. In celebration of 60 years of ITV, six decades of British life are recalled through archive footage, telling the story of the nation in a mosaic of clips from news programmes and documentaries. In this episode, the programme looks at the changing ways in which we get from A to B since ITV first took to the air in 1955. 8.00 Save Money: Good Food 9.00 Play To The Whistle 10.00 The Nightly Show 10.30 ITV News Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 11.00 ITV News Meridian 11.15 Prime Suspect 1973 Prequel to the original Prime Suspect series, following the early career of WPC Jane Tennison in 1970s London. 12.15am The Nightly Show 12.40 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.30am The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 The Big Painting Challenge 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm Golf: The Masters 2016 Review 2.00 The Super League Show 2.45 More Creatures Great And Small 3.15 Kate Humble: Into The Volcano 4.15 Ocean Giants 5.15 Antiques Road Trip

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Chopping Block 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Vet On The Hill 1.05 Posh Pawn At Christmas 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Sun, Sea And Selling Houses 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble'. Homer offers to donate one of his kidneys to Grampa. 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series revealing the secret life of animals at Chester Zoo, using new technology to capture the remarkable behaviour of the creatures and their close relationships with their keepers. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-onthe-wall documentary series filmed in a busy maternity ward. 10.00 Catastrophe See highlights. 10.40 This Is Us Moonshadow. US drama series. Jack heads to Cleveland to make things right with Rebecca on the night of her first big gig with the band. Meanwhile, Randall, Kate and Kevin make some big decisions about their futures. 11.35 19 Kids And Counting 19 Kids and Counting follows the fascinating lives of Britain's largest family, the Radfords, as they take parenting to a new level. 12.35am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.50 TBA 2.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Expert 3.40 Building The Dream 4.35 TBA 5.05 Fifteen To One Victoria Nangle

> Jamie Walker puts women’s football at the forefront with new Albion show

ver my last two years as part of the sports team at Latest TV it has been a pleasure to be able to cover the progression of the Brighton & Hove Albion Women's team. For any of you out there who haven't gone to see them I would highly recommend it! It's aﬀordable, with a great atmosphere and the team play to a very high standard.

“ Albion Women’s games are

aﬀordable with a great atmosphere ” With all that being said I had wanted to put women's football at the forefront here in Sussex and now we are able to thanks to our new Albion Women's show. The first series will document the Seagulls’ first venture into the Women's Super League with the Spring Series, before the show returns at the beginning of next season.

It is a chance to bring the team to a wider audience and give them the platform to shine on that they deserve, and I hope it will be the perfect partner to our current coverage of the men’s team. You can catch the show on Latest TV via Freeview Channel 7, Virgin Media 159 or thelatest.co.uk at 7:30pm every Wednesday night, with the show available on YouTube later in the week.

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WEDNESDAY 5 FILM: The Loneliness Of the Long Distance Runner Latest TV, 10.15pm A bit of a landmark – Tom Courtenay stars as a teenager sent to Borstal where his talent as a runner is discovered by the governor but ridiculed by his peers. This is also where he won a BAFTA for Most Promising Newcomer to Leading Film Roles. Keep on running...

MasterChef BBC1, 8pm You get home after a day at work and all you’ve got in the kitchen is what’s in the MasterChef market. What to do? Pay attention to these hopefuls in the second heat of the series who stretch all of their culinary creativity to impress the judges and special guests with a two course delight.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Gert & Daisy Clean Up (1942) 7.40 The Detectives 8.40 Glimpses 8.45 BFI: Skid Kids 9.45 The Little Foxes (1941) 12.00pm Glimpses 12.10 The Anniversary (1967) 2.00 Secret Mission (1942) 3.50 BFI: When The Pie Was Opened 4.00 The Break (1963) 5.35 The Stolen Jools (1931)

6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics 7.00 Bestfit TV Weekly health and lifestyle advice 7.30 Albion Women Spring Series Highlights from all the matches in the Albion Women's 2017 Spring Series campaign. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Noise Reel Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.00 Making It Big Reality series following the lives of seven 20something Irish and English LGBT people, living in Barcelona. 9.30 Queer Say Sophie Cook and Andrew Kay look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 Glimpses 10.15 FILM: Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner (1962) See highlights. 12.05am Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show (x2) 12.15 Osaro: New Music Alert 12.30 Health Watch 1.00 Making It Big 1.30 Queer Say 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Bestfit TV 3.00 Albion Women Spring Series 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 4.30 Health Watch 5.00 The Vote (x2)

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6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and the team with stories and reports from around the country. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 MasterChef See highlights. 9.00 Benefits 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Match Of The Day Dan Walker presents midweek Premier League highlights, including Chelsea v Manchester City, Liverpool v Bournemouth, Arsenal v West Ham and Hull City v Middlesbrough. 12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News

Alone With The In-Laws BBC2, 8pm It’s all very well getting married and living happily ever after, but how often do you really check that your version of ‘happily’ ever after matches up with the hopes and dreams of your significant other? Bit of an ambush, that one. Reverend Kate Bottley suggests one way is to spend a few days living with the inlaws. Clever God-lady.

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6.30am The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 See Hear 8.30 Mary Berry Everyday 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Conversations: Ann Widdecombe 12.45 Two Tribes 1.15 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 1.45 Who Do You Think You Are? 2.45 More Creatures Great And Small 3.15 Kate Humble: Into The Volcano 4.15 Ocean Giants 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 The Repair Shop 7.00 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879. 8.00 Me And My Dog: The Ultimate Contest Chris Packham hosts a physical and mental competition in the Lake District, where eight owners and their dogs compete together in a series of challenges, all in a bid to make it to the grand final. 9.00 Second Chance Summer: Tuscany Ten strangers, all at a crossroads in life, embark on the adventure of a lifetime. 10.00 QI Messy. Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry mucks about with a messy mixture of M-themed matters with Sarah Millican, Eddie Kadi, Noel Fielding and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Golf: The Masters 2017 Preview Hazel Irvine, Ken Brown, Paul Azinger and Peter Alliss look ahead to the 2017 Masters. 11.45 American Justice 12.45am Versailles 1.35 See Hear 2.05 The Red Nose African Convoy 3.05 The Secrets Of Your Food

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa makes a mistake. Gabby struggles under pressure. Debbie is worried. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Little Big Shots Dawn French breaks the 'never work with children or animals' rule when a little big shepherd and his sheep pay her a visit, a 13year-old tap dancer demonstrates why he is a six-time world champion, and Dawn plays Maria Von Trapp to 11 world champion street dancers. 9.00 Benidorm Sitcom about the antics of British holidaymakers in an all-inclusive resort on the Costa Blanca. Joyce asks Sir Henry to step in while she is at the conference in Barcelona and Les has asked Neville - an old mate from the Geordie Bar - to cover for him while he is back in the UK. Can Sir Henry run a steady ship or is it a chance for a few pranks? 10.00 The Nightly Show With... 10.30 ITV News 11.00 ITV News Meridian 11.15 Anatomy Of A Crash 12.10am The Nightly Show With... 12.40 Jackpot247 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Vet On The Hill 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Sun, Sea And Selling Houses 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Mayored to the Mob. Homer takes on the Mob when he acts as Mayor Quimby's bodyguard. With the guest voice of Mark Hamill. 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who were struggling to find suitable first marital homes. Rupreet and Sundeep had their hearts set on a very specific area in Harrow while Paul and Elly were battling a very hot market in Bristol. Now Phil wants to know if everyone is living happily ever after. 9.00 Marilyn Monroe: Auction Of A Lifetime See highlights. 10.00 Meet The Trumps: From Immigrant To President Who's the real Donald Trump? What's he really like? And what does he really believe? To try and reveal the answer, this documentary goes back to his roots, to explore the story of the Trump family. 11.00 Gogglebox Television review programme. 12.10am One Born Every Minute 1.05 FILM: Heartbreakers (2001) 4.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.00 Fifteen To One

6.00am Freedom of the Seas (1934) 7.30 The Detectives 8.30 The Happiness of Three Women (1954) 10.05 BFI: Eagle Rock (1935) 11.20 What Men Live By (1938) 12.00pm Casbah (1948) 1.20 BFI: Waverley Steps (1948) 2.00 Too Many Crooks (1959) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 BFI: The Flood (1963) 5.10 BFI: Kid From Canada (1957) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match. 7.45 Albion Night Welcome back to the Seagulls weekly show, with the concluding half of a match and more. 9.00 Beyond The Rainbow Buckle your seatbelts as Sophie Cook presents conversation, music and guests galore. There's also LGBT politics from the US and beyond, and Sophie's Browser History. 10.00 FILM: Jules Verne's Rocket to the Moon (1967) Comedy. Director: Don Sharp. Stars Burl Ives, Jimmy Clitheroe & TerryThomas. In 1875, Phineas T. Barnum sets up shop in England to persuading a syndicate to fund a rocket ship to the moon. 12.20am Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show (x2) 12.30 Globetrotting 1.00 Beyond The Rainbow 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Albion Night 3.45 Albion Night 5.00 Latest News 5.30 Globetrotting

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6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Angela Scanlon. 7.30 EastEnders Tina receives a helping hand. Bex reels from recent events. Lauren shares some news with Max how will he react? 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 8.00 MasterChef Eight more amateurs hope to impress judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace and book a place in the quarterfinals. 9.00 Galapagos Wanna go an’ look at the gorgeous creatures! 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby. 11.45 TBA 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

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FRIDAY 7 Isis And The Battle For Iraq Channel 4, 11pm Hidden late in the schedules is this revealing documentary. Reporter Ramita Navai reveals the other side of the war against the so-called Islamic State, as Shia militia work alongside the Iraqi army for the final push. But sectarian agendas, allegations of torture and sectarian cleansing spell out a bleak future for Iraq after Isis.

Unreported World Channel 4, 7.30pm Reporter Shaunagh Connaire and director Andrew Carter travel to Lebanon where an estimated 1.5 million Syrian refugees have fled to. Despite offers of assistance from the international community for those most in need – children with serious medical ailments – are dying while they wait.

Lethal Weapon ITV1, 9pm Detectives Chalk and Cheese, aka Riggs and Murtaugh, are landed with a high-profile case surrounding the murder of a young model, and uncover a nasty secret behind the locked mansion gates of one of LA’s wealthiest families. Plus Riggs gets thrown all askew when a friend of his wife materialises.

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6.30am The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Gardeners' World 8.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes To Ireland 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Conversations Lord Kinnock 12.50 Two Tribes 1.20 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 1.50 Who Do You Think You Are? 2.50 More Creatures Great And Small 3.20 TBA 4.15 Ocean Giants 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 The Repair Shop An antidote to throwaway culture, The Repair Shop shines a light on the wonderful treasures to be found in homes across the country. 7.00 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879 which is published at a key moment in American history - the turning point from 'new world' to the richest nation ever known. 8.00 Alone With The InLaws See highlights. 9.00 The Last Kingdom Historical drama. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Sara Pascoe and John Robins. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.15 Top Gear Motoring magazine. 12.20am Top Gear Extra 12.45 Versailles 1.35 Dame Vera Lynn: Happy 100th Birthday 2.35 Britain At War: Imperial War Museum At 100

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 ITV Racing: Live From Aintree 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Robert is nervous. Rhona is emotional. Debbie has reservations. 7.30 Tonight 8.00 Emmerdale Aaron is overwhelmed. Pierce is smug. Rakesh warns Jai. 8.30 Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule Surreal comedian Harry Hill presents the final part of his madcap mission to help prevent an alien invasion by showing what a good laugh us humans really are. Helping him fill his capsule with hilarious moments this time are Cold Feet star Fay Ripley, former EastEnders actor Nina Wadia, comedian Nish Kumar and showbiz legend Des O'Connor. 9.00 Prime Suspect 1973 10.00 The Nightly Show With... 10.30 ITV News Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 11.00 ITV News Meridian 11.15 Speeding Wars Second of a two-part programme about speeding on the UK's roads. 12.15am The Nightly Show With... 12.40 Jackpot247 3.00 Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Vet On The Hill 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Sun, Sea And Selling Houses 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Homer shows Flanders how to enjoy life by taking him to Las Vegas. 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Great British Buildings: Restoration Of The Year Kevin McCloud looks at the UK's most incredible restorations of historic buildings. 9.00 Three Wives, One Husband Melinda and Anazella's husband Jim recently passed away after a long battle with cancer. His dying wish was for his brother Abel to marry his two widows and bring up his seven children. Abel wants to abide by Jim's wish and obey God's will, but he has three wives already. The prospect of further upheaval and even less time with their husband is daunting for Abel's wives and they're yet to come to terms with the promises he's made. 10.00 Kitchen 999: Emergency Chefs Chefs can be a temperamental bunch, prone to walking out and leaving restaurants in the lurch. But in Britain's booming last-minute economy, some desperate owners now call for an emergency chef. 11.00 Isis And The Battle For Iraq See highlights. 12.00am 24 Hours In A&E 1.00 TBA 1.55 TBA 2.50 Dispatches 3.20 Unreported World 3.45 TBA 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Fifteen To One

6.00am Luck of The Navy (1938) 7.25 The Detectives 8.25 Night Boat to Dublin (1946) 10.20 Strongroom (1962) 12.00pm Glimpses 12.10 Shadows on the Stairs (1941) 1.25 Glimpses 2.00 To Paris With Love (1955) 3.40 BFI: Juno Helps Out (1953) 4.00 Man In The Moon (1960)

6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news. 8.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex interviews Markus Napier from Tenderhooks, and more. 9.00 Tales From The Margins Out & About. 2016. Directed by Koen Suidgeest. Produced in Russia, Kenya, and Indonesia, a documentary that dives into the world of LGBT family members where being gay is illegal. 10.00 FILM: The Trap (1966) Drama. Directed by Sidney Hayers and starring Oliver Reed, Rita Tushingham and Linda Goranson. A fur trapper takes a mute girl as his unwilling wife to live with him in his cabin in the woods. 12.10am Noise Reel 12.40 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.10 Tales From The Margins 2.10 Latest News 2.40 The Non-League Football Show 3.40 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 3.45 Osaro: New Music Alert 4.00 Noise Reel 4.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.00 The Vote (x2)

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ITV1

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 EastEnders One resident comes to an upsetting realisation. The residents rally together for the sponsored bike ride. 8.30 MasterChef In the second quarter-final of the series, the six cooks face a daunting test set by one of the country's toughest food critics. T 9.00 Decline And Fall Adaption of Evelyn Waugh's comedy novel. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show On Graham's sofa are Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman, both starring in Going in Style, Jack Whitehall and Gemma Whelan, who are in new BBC drama Decline and Fall, and Take That. 11.25 Witless 11.50 FILM: The Stepford Wives (2004) Starring Nicole Kidman, Bette Midler, Matthew Broderick. Modern film adaptation of the 70s drama. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 The Repair Shop 7.00 Golf: The Masters 2017 Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from Augusta of the opening day's play at the Masters. Englishman Danny Willett claimed the coveted green jacket in 2016, becoming the first Briton to do so since Sir Nick Faldo in 1996. Yet it was Jordan Spieth - the 2015 champion - who took an early lead 12 months ago. 8.00 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. 8.30 Only Connect The Final. Two teams compete to draw together the connections between things which, at first glance, seem utterly random, in this series finale. 9.00 FILM: Man Up (2015) Romantic comedy. Starring Lake Bell Simon Pegg Olivia Williams Ophelia Lovibond Rory Kinnear and Ken Stott. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.05 Robot Wars Dara O Briain and Angela Scanlon present this series of Robot Wars, with battles commentated on by Jonathan Pearce. 12.05am Paula Rego: Secrets And Stories 1.35 Panorama 2.05 Imagine... Maya Angelou: And Still I Rise

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. Including Meridian weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News Alastair Stewart presents the latest headlines from around the world. 7.00 Emmerdale The villagers unite around Ashley. Jai is concerned. Robert is unnerved. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Judge Rinder's Crime Stories Judge Robert Rinder steps out from behind the bench to examine real-life cases. In this edition, a successful career woman finds herself the target of an elaborate con, and a victim of severe domestic abuse enlists the help of a hypnotherapist to bring her attacker to justice. Featuring interviews with key witnesses and dramatic reconstructions. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Lethal Weapon See highlights. 10.00 The Nightly Show With... 10.30 ITV News Tom 11.00 ITV News Meridian 11.15 Play To The Whistle 12.15am The Nightly Show With... 12.40 Jackpot247 3.00 Storage Hoarders 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.30am The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Back To The Land With Kate Humble 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm Tennis: Davis Cup - France V Great Britain

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Vet On The Hill 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Sun, Sea And Selling Houses 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Wild Barts Can't Be Broken. The children of Springfield rebel after Chief Wiggum enforces a curfew. With the guest voice of Cyndi Lauper. 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.30 Unreported World See highlights. 8.00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke shows how to create a property to escape to in small and affordable places. 9.00 Gogglebox Comedy TV review series in which viewers share commentaries from the comfort of their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg The satirical comedy show hosted by Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe. 11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. When stunning Sasha is stood up, an unexpected knight in shining armour is waiting in the wings: waiter Sam. Meanwhile, executive PA Victoria meets sales manager Scott. 12.10am How'd You Get So Rich? 1.00 FILM: Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) 2.40 Time Crashers 3.40 Catastrophe 4.20 TBA 5.05 Fifteen To One

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SUNDAY 9

SATURDAY 8 An Evening With Take That ITV1, 8.30pm After three decades of hits, that started with a video rolling in bubbles, Take That have a history that has moved through from boy band five-piece to circus splendour three-piece as they conjure magic all around in their incredible live shows. Enjoy the spectacle and nostalgia as they mix old and new hits tonight.

ITV Racing: The Grand National ITV1, 4.30pm Whether you watch it for the hats and the racing colours, mark it in your calendar to protest against animal treatment, or simply know it from your bookie’s diary – Ed Chamberlain presents live coverage of the 2017 Grand National, due off at 5.15pm.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Condemned (1929) 7.45 Ferry to Hong Kong (1958) 10.00 Morning Departure (1950) 12.00pm Talkies 12.10 Silver Fleet (1943) 2.00 Two Thousand Women (1944) 4.00 Secret Mission (1942) 5.50 Glimpses

6.00 Latest News 6.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks from around Britain. Andrew White walks from Banavie to Gairlocky. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hardhitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.00 Beyond The Rainbow Buckle your seatbelts as Sophie Cook presents conversation, music and guests galore. There's also LGBT politics from the US and beyond. 10.00 FILM: The Shout (1978) Horror. Stars Alan Bates, Susannah York, John Hurt and Tim Curry. Once a traveller, now a patient at a mental hospital, claims to have learnt a Aboriginal magic power. 11.45 FILM: Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1953) 12.00am Banterflix 12.30 Elements 1.00 Beyond The Rainbow 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Bestfit TV 3.00 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 Banterflix 4.30 Elements 5.00 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 5.30 Walks Around Britain

Line Of Duty BBC1, 9pm Who doesn’t like a police drama raising questions (and ultimately answering them again further along in the series) on a Sunday night? It’s the perfect time! Kate is approached by another woman claiming to have been assaulted by Michael Farmer, while Steve gets cross over contradictory testimony and goes off to challenge Roz’s spousal alibi.

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BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Mary Berry Everyday 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.10 Tennis: Davis Cup France V GB 4.30 Final Score 5.15 FILM: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

6.35 BBC News 6.45 South East Today 6.50 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. 7.40 Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the quiz in which two teams of strangers play against each other to complete a series of lists and win up to £100,000. 8.25 Casualty Child of Mine. Connie is faced with a tough decision when Hugo's dad delivers some shocking news. David faces a difficult first day back after his breakdown. 9.15 All Round To Mrs Brown's 10.15 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces Premier League highlights, including Bournemouth v Chelsea, Tottenham v Watford, Manchester City v Hull, Middlesbrough v Burnley, Stoke v Liverpool, West Brom v Southampton and West Ham v Swansea. 11.55 FILM: I Am Number Four (2010) Sci-fi adventure. 1.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News

BBC2

6.10am FILM: Tinker Bell And The Secret Of The Wings (2012) 7.15 FILM: G-Force (2009) 8.35 FILM: Shark Tale (2004) 10.00 The Bat Man Of Mexico Natural World 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Raymond Blanc: How To Cook Well 12.30 The Best Dishes Ever 1.00 Golf: The Masters 2017 2.00 Flog It! 3.00 University Challenge 3.30 Only Connect 4.00 Gardeners' World 4.30 Tennis: Davis Cup France V Great Britain 5.30 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby 6.30 Hotel Armadillo Natural World David Attenborough looks at the giant armadillo and examines how this seldom-seen animal provides scores of other creatures with the hotel and restaurant services they need to thrive in earth's biggest natural wetland - the Pantanal of Brazil. 7.30 Golf: The Masters 2017 Hazel Irvine presents live and uninterrupted coverage of day three of the Masters at Augusta. At this stage last year, 2015 winner Jordan Spieth surged four shots clear at the top of the leaderboard, carding a six-under-par round of 66. However, the American could not capitalise on that commanding advantage and was eventually overhauled on the final day by Englishman Danny Willett. Commentary comes from Peter Alliss, Ken Brown, Andrew Cotter and Paul Azinger. 12.00am FILM: Ilo Ilo (2013) Starring Yann Yann, Yeo Tian, Wen Chen, Angeli Bayani, Jialer Koh, Peter Wee and Jo Kukathas. Drama. Singapore, 1998: Pregnant Hwee Leng Lim and her husband Teck hire a Filipino livein maid for household chores and to help with their son Jiale. 5.35 An Island Parish

ITV1

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 NinjaGo: Masters Of Spinjitzu 8.20 Horrid Henry 8.45 Teen Titans Go! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 Alphabetical 10.25 James Martin's French Adventure 11.25 Best Walks With A View With Julia Bradbury 12.00pm ITV News & Weather 12.10 FILM: Carry On At Your Convenience (1971) 2.00 ITV Racing Live: The Grand National 4.30 ITV Racing: The Grand National See highlights. 6.10 ITV News Meridian 6.20 ITV News & Weather 6.30 You've Been Framed! Gold Absurd genius Harry Hill devours the world's funniest home videos. This edition features exploding toilets, airborne chainsaws, a cat that can play the drums and Darth Vader on the loo. 7.00 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway Fun and mayhem. 8.30 An Evening With Take That See highlights. 9.35 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) Starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan. Superhero action sequel. While struggling to balance his life as a student with his alter ego Spider-Man, Peter Parker begins to probe into the life of his father, and discovers that the threat posed by renegade electrician Electro and Russian mobster Rhino have one thing in common: the sinister Oscorp multinational, run by his childhood friend Harry Osborn. 10.30 ITV News & Weather 10.45 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) More webbing ‘n’ swinging. Wheeee!!! 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes? 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.20am Mobil 1 The Grid 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 9.55 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 11.25 The Simpsons 11.55 The Simpsons 12.25pm The Simpsons 1.00 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix 2.30 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.30 Grand Designs 5.35 Channel 4 News 6.05 Escape To The Chateau Series following Dick and Angel Strawbridge as they restore their French chateau. Dick and Angel host their first ever paid event at the chateau, Angel creates a Versailles-inspired downstairs loo and Dick seeks to harness the energy of the summer sun. 7.00 Penelope Keith At Her Majesty’ Service This time Penelope is in Northern Ireland, visiting the Queen's official Royal residence, Hillsborough Castle. 8.00 FILM: Battleship (2012) Starring Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Rihanna Brooklyn. Action movie inspired by the classic naval combat game. American and Japanese fleets prepare to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to thwart their destructive plans. 10.35 FILM: Dredd (2012) Karl Urban stars as the brutally uncompromising anti-hero in Pete Travis's sci-fi thriller reboot of the iconic 2000AD comic strip, from a screenplay by Alex Garland. 12.25 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 Million Pound Motors 2.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.20 Fifteen To One

6.00am The Sword of Monte Cristo (1951) 7.35 BFI: Fully Fitted Freight (1957) 8.00 Dead End (1937) 9.50 Orders To Kill (1958) 12.00pm Secret Mission (1942) 1.50 Tale of a Dog 2.00 Brothers in Law (1957) 3.55 Glimpses 4.00 Two Thousand Women (1944)

6.00 Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith And Fun Sarah Hopwood presents the happiness debate, a show looking at a different emotion every week and how it relates to family life, the Christian faith, and a sense of fun. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show. 9.30 Making It Big Reality series following the lives of seven 20something Irish and English LGBT people, living in Barcelona, with aspirations in music, acting and writing. 10.00 FILM: The Sandwich Man (1966) Comedy. Director: Robert Hartford-Davis. Stars Michael Bentine, Harry H Corbett & Norman Wisdom. A man with a sandwich-board goes around London meeting people from all walks of life. 12.00am Bestfit TV 12.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 1.00 AK Soufflé 1.30 Making It Big 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Rugby AM 3.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.00 Bestfit TV 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Globetrotting 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun

BBC1

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Pembroke Castle. Fiona Bruce and the team arrive in west Wales at the birthplace of King Henry VII, Pembroke Castle. There is a royal line-up of relics brought in by visitors, which include a stick pin gifted to George V's page of the back stairs in Buckingham Palace. 9.00 Line Of Duty See highlights. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day's Premier League games as Sunderland play Manchester United and Everton host Leicester City. There is also a chance to see all the goals and major incidents from Saturday's games. 11.30 I'm Different: Let Me Drive Documentary series following young learner drivers with physical and learning disabilities. 12.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.05 BBC News

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6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Wanted Down Under 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Countryfile Spring Diaries 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Escape To The Country 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 Galapagos

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MONDAY 10 Homeland Channel 4, 9pm It’s interesting when a crime drama reflects the anxiety and paranoia of the global temperament. Yes, we had a degree of that with Jack Bauer – who can forget the pressure-filled ‘tick tock’? – but we’re primed now to get on board when Keane and Saul have to join forces to shut down the campaign for disinformation. Fake fake news.

Brighton Lights Latest TV, 8.30pm Joe Fuller shares some of this week’s highlights you might like to join in with if you’re venturing out into town this week. And with the weather turning so nice, why not? From old skool ‘80s Batman at Duke’s at Komedia to Caro Emerald and the Harlem Globetrotters at The Brighton Centre, there’s loads.

How’d You Get So Rich? Channel 4, 10pm Katherine Ryan meets movers and shakers that have moved and shaken their way into the millionaire bracket through their own hard graft. Clever folk. Moolah comes from unusual sources, as shown by the man who made it rich from owning caravan parks, and the motivational speaker done good.

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6.05am The Beechgrove Garden 6.35 Around The World In 80 Gardens 7.35 Gardeners' World 8.05 Countryfile 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 Triathlon World Series: Gold Coast Highlights 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Tennis: Davis Cup France V Great Britain

6.30 Golf: The Masters 2017 Hazel Irvine presents live and uninterrupted coverage of the final day's play at the Masters at Augusta, where the world's best golfers are battling it out to claim the coveted green jacket. The winner follows in the footsteps of some of the most illustrious names in golf - including legendary figures such as Seve Ballesteros, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods. While 59 of the previous 80 Masters titles have been won by golfers from the USA, there have been plenty of overseas winners in recent years, such as Australian Adam Scott in 2013 and Englishman Danny Willett in 2016. 12.00am FILM: The Tempest (2010) Starring Helen Mirren, Felicity Jones, Ben Whishaw, Djimon Hounsou, David Strathairn and Alan Cumming. Adaptation of Shakespeare's play. Prospera, the female form of the male role in the original story, is banished from Milan by her brother. She finds herself stranded on an island with her fouryear-old daughter and the beast Caliban. After 12 years of isolation, she gets the chance to take her revenge on her sibling. 1.40 Question Time 2.40 Holby City

ITV1

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors 8.20 Horrid Henry 8.45 Teen Titans Go! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Countrywise: Guide To Britain 10.00 Secret Dealers 11.00 Wild Australia With Ray Mears 11.30 ITV News & Weather 11.40 Who's Doing The Dishes? 12.45pm The Chase 1.45 FILM: Goldfinger (1964) 3.55 An Evening With Take That 5.00 Little Big Shots 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.10 ITV News & Weather 6.30 Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule Surreal comedian Harry Hill presents another edition of his madcap mission to help prevent an alien invasion by showing what a good laugh us humans really are. Helping him this time are Cold Feet star Fay Ripley, former EastEnders actor Nina Wadia, comedian Nish Kumar and showbiz legend Des O'Connor. 7.00 5 Gold Rings 8.00 Vera Detective drama series. When the body of a missing 18year-old is discovered buried on the moors, DCI Vera Stanhope is forced to delve into the life and the secrets of the victim. Vera has to deliver the terrible news of her death to the family of Mia Hinkin, who left the family's farm against their wishes to attend the Eastbury music festival. 10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.20 Lethal Weapon Riggs and Murtaugh investigate a high-profile case surrounding the murder of a young model. 11.15 The Nightly Show Best Bits 11.45 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights 12.35am Jackpot247 2.30 British Superbike Highlights 3.20 The Cube 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.15am The King Of Queens 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Simpsons 12.55 The Simpsons 1.25 Gogglesprogs 2.30 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix 4.45 FILM: The Boxtrolls (2014)

6.00am Death Goes To School (1953) 7.15 The Detectives 8.15 Rendezvous 8.45 Night Of The Prowler (1962) 10.00 My Brother Jonathan (1948) 12.00pm The Frightened City (1961) 2.00 Two Thousand Women (1944) 4.00 For Better, For Worse (1954) 5.40 Glimpses

6.35 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.00 Kevin McCloud's Escape To The Wild Kevin travels to a paradise desert island in the south Pacific to meet Karyn, Boris and their three children whose remote island home is nestled in the archipelago of Tonga. 8.00 Spying On The Royals Documentary series. This episode reveals that, as well as British spies following the Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson's every move as they travelled across the Atlantic, the Americans were also on their trail. 9.00 Homeland See highlights. 10.00 Gogglebox Comedy TV review series in which viewers share commentaries from the comfort of their sofas. 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show. Lee Mack and Catherine Tate go up against Sean Lock and Miles Jupp. John Cooper Clarke joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. 12.05am FILM: The Guard (2011) 1.50 TBA 2.45 Isis And The Battle For Iraq 3.40 Unreported World 4.05 Building The Dream 5.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news. 8.30 Brighton Lights See highlights. 9.00 Tales From The Margins And Still We Rise: Part 1. 2015. Directed by Richard Lusimbo & Nancy Nicol. A moving documentary on resistance to the Anti-Homosexuality Act in Uganda. 10.00 FILM: Silver Dream Racer (1980) Drama. Director: David Wickes. Stars David Essex, Beau Bridges, Harry H Corbett & Diane Keen. A motorcycle enthusiast inherits the prototype for an incredibly fast bike, designed by his brother. 12.10am Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 12.15 Noise Reel Extra 12.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 1.00 Tales From The Margins 2.00 Latest News 2.30 The Non-League Football Show 3.30 Brighton Lights 4.00 Under The Radar 4.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 5.00 The Vote (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park Easter Special 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Code 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Michelle Ackerley. 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates fake fire blankets whose safety claims go up in smoke, the counterfeit operations being run in spare rooms and garages around the UK, and the fake tattoo inks that could mean clients get a lethal injection. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square. 8.30 Panorama Panorama. 9.00 Peter Kay's Car Share 9.30 Peter Kay's Car Share 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 All Round To Mrs Brown's 11.45 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.30 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm Two Tribes 1.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 More Creatures Great And Small 3.30 Jaguars - Born Free: Natural World Special 4.15 Attenborough And The Giant Egg 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Quiz. 6.30 The Repair Shop 7.00 Mary Berry's Easter Feast 8.00 University Challenge It is the grand final of the student quiz, when the winning team will be presented with the University Challenge trophy. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland Series in which Paul Murton follows in the footsteps of the first tourists to Scotland. Here, he boards the Jacobite steam train and star of the Harry Potter movies to make one of the world's most famous railway journeys. 9.00 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby In the third episode, Giles and Monica discover Giraffe Manor, a unique hotel where giraffes, staff and guests all coexist in a hunting lodge on the edge of Nairobi National Park. 10.00 QI VG: Part One. Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are joined by a selection of guests for a compilation of favourite moments from the M series of QI. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Second Chance Summer: Tuscany Ten strangers, all at a crossroads in life, embark on the adventure of a lifetime. 12.15am Versailles 1.10 Countryfile 2.15 Shop Well For Less

ITV1

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Robert feels the pressure. 7.30 Coronation Street Sally's trolls close in. 8.00 Devon And Cornwall Cops A Very Scilly Royal Visit. Brand new four-part documentary series about the work of the Devon and Cornwall Police. 8.30 Coronation Street Tim issues Sally with some tough love. 9.00 Broadchurch The Bafta award-winning drama series set in a Dorset seaside resort continues. Ellie makes a breakthrough, and the Latimers count the cost. 10.00 The Nightly Show 10.30 ITV News Julie Etchingham presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 11.00 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 11.15 Tales From The Coast With Robson Green Robson Green travels along some of the nation's fascinating stretches of coastline. 12.15am The Nightly Show 12.40 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Vet On The Hill 1.05 Posh Pawn 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 French Collection 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Liam's fury with Grace grows and he has a plan for those closest to her. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 Warship HMS Ocean is Britain's biggest warship and the flagship of the Royal Navy. She's a floating village with her own hospital, shop, police force, church, bank, laundry, gym and even pubs. But this village is also an amphibious assault weapon, designed to sail across world and, when necessary, bring violence to an enemy. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. 10.00 How'd You Get So Rich? See highlights. 10.50 Britain's Benefit Tenants Documentary series following the work of housing agencies as they attempt to cope with Britain's social housing crisis. 11.50 Three Wives, One Husband Documentary series following life in a fundamentalist Mormon community in Utah. 12.50am Tattoo Fixers 1.45 Gap Year 2.35 Troy 3.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.55 TBA 4.05 Building The Dream 5.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Victoria Nangle