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BRIGHTON FREE | 24 – 30 October 2017 | Issue 852

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HORRORFEST Spooky, creepy & puppetry THAI TEMPTATIONS Andrew Kay visits Sabai

LOVE LIES Tom Stoppard’s The Real Thing starring Laurence Fox comes to Theatre Royal Brighton Page 5

Victoria Nangle interviews Mark Thomas page 4


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LOUDMOUTH

Postcards to the edge

Hyper masculinity is a plague on the modern man

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he road to Hell is paved with good intentions, and sometimes it feels like that road has become something of a dual carriage motorway. Most of us ‘mean well’. I certainly try to. And lately I’ve been trying to do a little bit more, rather than chastising myself for not having found the time to do lots. Years ago, in an effort to address this, I took to sending what I called ‘postcards’. Just like those holiday missives, these are short communications that simply say: I’m thinking of you. A Facebook poke, a text message with a picture of some graffiti that resonates, or even an actual physical postcard. I get that everyone else is busy too, so this way I’m touching base without making too many demands on their time or an answer. (Yes, I’m thinking about you, parents of small children who tell me your dream of being able to have time again to have a shower on your own). I’m a background presence. This is pretty much what Facebook and Twitter have been like for a lot of people. With friends and families scattered across cities, countries and the world that you can just ‘keep an eye on’. Which was why the #metoo movement was so effective last week, showing in one huge dark descending storm cloud across female (and some male) statuses the scale of harassment and sexual assaults. Let it rain in changes into our world view and actions – please, let it rain. Who knows what will happen next, but we are most definitely in the middle of a historical and political maelstrom, neatly highlighted by political activist and comedian Mark Thomas’ (interview p5) new show of educated speculation. I have now made plans to walk on the beach with a loved one. And that’s one step more than a postcard.

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yper­masculinity dictates that in order to be a man you must in no way resemble a woman; being even remotely feminine strips you entirely of your masculinity. This then means that conventionally feminine traits such as tenderness, compassion and empathy are strictly off limits. The man determined to be perceived as a man by society must alienate themselves from all emotion that is considered feminine. In place of these feminine emotions men are permitted lust to present sexual prowess, rage to show off strength, and bravado to display courage. By limiting the expressiveness of man within the parameters of this concept of hyper­masculinity men are corralled into a specific mould. 76 per cent of suicide cases are men, and suicide is the single biggest killer of men under 50. These figures have been consistently increasing, and are the worst they have ever been. In my experience it is this expectation that is to blame. Men feel they must fulfil this masculine role in order to be a man, and when some inevitably cannot, the message from society that they are not real men is understandably too much to bear. But more than this, many men are unable to deal with the disassociation from emotion that the hyper­masculine persona requires. In this highly pressurised world they would rather not live at all than live emotionally stunted – rather take their lives than have a half­life. To me, hyper­masculinity is about rooting your identity in your gender. There is so much more to everyone than their reproductive organs and the societal expectations that surround them! We are told to be ourselves, while simultaneously being expected to remain within strict parameters that dictate our quality of life. I say life is too short and too beautiful to waste it feeling constricted in any way! Wear the colours you feel beautiful in, sing the songs that let you shed your worries, behave the way you would if judgement didn't exist. Because when you do, you’ll be taking the first steps towards a world where judgement doesn’t exist.

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MARK THOMAS Activist and comedian, author and award­winner, Guinness world record setter for the most political demonstrations in 24 hours, and holder of the Kurdish National Congress Medal of Honour. Mark Thomas is all this and more. He speaks with Victoria Nangle about his new show, heroes & villains, and Freddo Frog chocolate bars. Hi Mark, I hope you're doing well. How is today striking you? Splendid, thank you. The new show sounds very intriguing. You're asking us to make outlandish predictions in 'A Show That Gambles On The Future' – what do you think is the most low key outlandish thing that has happened in recent times? Trump silent on Nazis. You would have a long way to go to beat that as an outlandish event. One of the easiest things you have to do as US president is condemn Nazis, it is not a hard thing to do and it is in the job description alongside 'don't punch babies' and 'never say **** in a state of the union address'. We do live in interesting times, and there are obviously big changes afoot. There seem to be a lot of 'villains' in the political landscape – who do you think the current 'heroes' might be and why? If you're looking for heroes, without

doubt the firefighters at Grenfell. Then young people for turning up to vote in the snap election.

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who are so rich and powerful that they don't need to bother with haircuts. ”

Stephen Hawkins for being an all­round clever fella and calling out Hunt on the NHS. The McDonalds strikers for calling and organising the first ever strike at McDonalds in the UK fight for £10 an hour. I see loads of good people as an activist; loads. I met up with FGM survivors and

campaigners this week – they are pretty ****ing amazing! I was doing a fundraiser with my friend Colin the other day, he was on the team who pioneered the drugs that stops the body rejecting organ transplants... he is pretty ****ing amazing too. As an activist you've fought against a lot of injustice, shedding light on the murkier things, they get embarrassed or even better prosecuted. Is there more to fight against now, or is it all just out in the light without pretense? There is always work to be done. Why do you think politicians seem happier to take posts leading the experts – declaring their ignorance – whilst ignoring those experts' opinion? Or is that just an illusion from spin? Ah, the Eton effect: 'I went to Oxbridge, I'm born to rule so who the **** are you with your peer­reviewed

scientific rigour researched­ based factual analysis to come and challenge my shortly held beliefs that will advance my political career?' I think that sums it up. Always beware people who are so rich and powerful that they don't need to bother with haircuts. What are your predictions for the next 12 months? Freddo Frog chocolate bars become an even more popular tool for measuring inflation and wage devaluation. Tinned bitter to make a come­back. May/DUP starts to lose the numbers through by­elections. An election in two years. UK/EU negotiations fail and UK applies to join Indian Empire. What is your favourite prediction that you have heard? 'While Trump is asleep, everyone in the White House will quietly leave." What sources do you trust? Experts and journos like Rob Evans. It's really lovely to have you back in Hove again. Is there anything in particular that you associate with playing to an audience here? Dreads, peace and love.

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What newspaper headline would you most like to read tomorrow morning? Boris death by bendy banana. Mark Thomas: A Show That Gambles On The Future, The Old Market, Tuesday 21 November 2017, 7.30pm, £16/12, www.theoldmarket.com


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THE REAL THING Starring Laurence Fox in Tom Stoppard’s play at the Theatre Royal Brighton

aurence Fox will visit Brighton at the end of October, starring in Tom Stoppard’s award winning play The Real Thing. Described by The Spectator as: “a play that reminds you why you go to the theatre and why you fall in love. And why, just sometimes, it is all worth the effort”, audiences at Theatre Royal Brighton are in for a treat. Henry is the smartest and sharpest playwright of his generation. His wife, Charlotte, an actress, has been appearing in a play by Henry about a couple whose marriage is on the verge of collapse. Max, her leading man, is also married to an actress, Annie. When Henry’s affair with Annie threatens to destroy his own marriage, he realises life has started imitating art. But are they really in love? Is it the real thing? First staged in 1982, The Real Thing combines the intellectual and dazzling wordplay of Stoppard at his most witty with some of his most tender and touching writing. A clever, poignant and entertaining examination of infidelity, The Real Thing is a multi award winning modern classic.

“ Dazzling wordplay of Stoppard at his most witty ” The Real Thing stars Laurence Fox, a member of one of the UK’s leading acting dynasties, who is best known for playing DS James Hathaway in Lewis. Other television credits include A Room With A View and Wired, while his film credits include Gosford Park and Becoming Jane and recent stage roles include Our Boys and Strangers On A Train. The play is written by Tom Stoppard whose many plays include Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead and Arcadia, which played at Theatre Royal Brighton in 2015. He is also famous for co­ writing the screenplay for Shakespeare In Love. His numerous awards include the 2013 PEN Pinter Prize for “his determination to tell things as they are”. The Real Thing is on a Theatre Royal Brighton for one week only, from Monday 30 October to Saturday 4 November – catch it while you can. Theatre Royal Brighton | Monday 30 October – Saturday 4 November Eves 7.45pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm, 0844 871 7650* atgtickets.com/brighton* *Booking fees apply. Calls cost up to 7p per minute, plus your phone company’s access charge

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wish with all my heart that I had been lucky enough to visit Thailand, and maybe I will one day, but for now I make do with indulging from time to time in Thai food. I’ve no personal experience of the food cooked in the country but I have over the years eaten some great Thai food and sadly some very poor ones. By poor I mean cheat Thai, skimping on the real ingredients, ginger where galangal should be, peas and not pea aubergines, things that make all the difference in creating those unique flavours. A few years ago I met Brian and Gina, a young couple who were opening a new restaurant called Sabai. I loved it because there I found all of those unique and precious ingredients used to full effect. It’s a few years on and I occasionally pop in for a bite to eat when the urge for Gina’s amazing and fiery beef salad takes me, how I love that dish. And last night, even though there were so many new dishes to try, I could not resist ordering a portion of that favourite – and it was as good and exciting as ever, rare beef, tomato, fish sauce, mint… a powerful hit of red chilli, wow, I love it. But the real reason was to try a few new offerings and the first was a sharing platter of delights. Sabai make great satay, tender chicken skewers and a properly constructed peanut sauce that lifts the dish in that magical sweet and savoury way. The papaya salad was the bright and again spikily refreshing mix of crunchy fresh fruit, peanut and vibrant dressing, and the plain noodles the perfect cooling foil to that heat. Thai sausages were meaty and heavily fragrant with lemon grass, made to Gina’s recipe and spice blend by their butcher. The vegetable tempura was good too, cooked for enough time to heat the vegetables and make the batter crisp. The whole platter was generous and satisfying and possibly a complete meal in itself. Gina was having none of that and wanted me to try a new sea bass dish. Now my companion that night was Mr S, a man fearful of fish, silly thing. So in addition to the fish we had a green chicken curry, a really good green curry buzzing with spice, lime leaf and softened by coconut. We both loved it. But it was the sea bass, boned and butterflied before frying and then topped with wonderful stir fried vegetables and then a branch of amazing fresh green peppercorns, another tell­tale ingredient, that won both our hearts and was for Mr S another step in his road to fish eating. We had no room for dessert, but had enjoyed a bottle of their very good and sensibly priced house white. Sabai looks good, the service is impeccable and the prices sensible – and as far as I can say, the food is very authentic.

Señor Buddha

“ Unique & precious ingredients used to full effect ”

Sabai, 165­169 Princes House, Princes Place, North Street, Brighton BN1 1EA 01273 773030, www.sabaibrighton.co.uk

Señor Buddha is a modern tapas bar located at Preston Circus, offering an ever changing tapas menu based around Spanish and East Asian cuisine. With just 24 seats, this small tapas bar is always busy so booking is recommended. 9 Preston Road, Brighton, BN1 4QE | www.senorbuddha.co.uk 01273 567832 | bookings@senorbuddha.co.uk

Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. We serve the best burgers you’ve ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. 87­93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE www.coggingsandco.com | 01273 220220


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Chaula’s, Lewes

The Restaurant at Drakes, Brighton

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Nestled in Brighton’s top Designer Hotel, The Restaurant at Drakes offers world­class fine dining where the emphasis is always on best quality. Shuttered windows, brick arches and subtle lighting create a perfect backdrop for leisurely lunches, romantic dinners and special occasions. Private Dining Room also available. Enjoy lunch with us and receive your 3RD COURSE FREE Just quote “THE LATEST” when you book (not valid Sundays – max 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes Hotel, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205


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REVIEW Dua Lipa

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ith the recent ground breaking in Circus Street for the new South East Dance headquarters and programmes rich with dance at all of the city’s arts venues, it seems clear that Brighton and Hove will be the focal home for dance in the South East. Why not? The city has hosted most of the great contemporary dancers and dance companies for many years, at what was once the Gardiner Arts Centre and is now ACCA, at the Brighton Dome both during and outside the festival, and at the Theatre Royal where Rambert regularly perform. Now the Brighton Dome Concert Hall is host to a new company. Following an exceptional career as a ballet star, international dance icon Carlos Acosta is launching his brand new company, Acosta Danza.

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Based in Havana, the company is made up of the best dancers Cuba has to offer who have trained in both ballet and contemporary dance styles. They will perform new and existing pieces by Cuban

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choreographers who have rarely been seen outside the country ”

choreographers who have rarely been seen outside the country, and commission new pieces from international choreographers who will take inspiration from their iconic nation. For their first UK tour, in which Acosta himself makes a guest appearance, they will

perform works by Cuban choreographer Marianela Boán, international artist Jorge Crecis, Spanish dance­maker Goyo Montero, New York City Ballet resident choreographer Justin Peck, and Sadler’s Wells Associate Artist Sidi Larbi Cherkaoui. The programme will include five works; ‘El cruce sobre El Niágara – The Crossing Over Niagara’, with choreography by Marianela Boan and music by Olivier Messiaen, ‘Belles Lettres’ with choreography by Justin Peck and music by Cesar Franck, ‘Imponderable’ with choreography by Goyo Montero and music by Silvio Rodriguez, ‘Mermaid’ with choreography by Sidi Larbi Cherkaoui and music by Woojae Park, and ‘Twelve’ with choreography by Jorge Crecis and music by Vincenzo Lama. Thursday 26 & Friday 27 October, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome, 01273 709709, brightondome.org

ua Lipa. It’s not a name many people are familiar with, but the British­Albanian singer has recently risen to fame with a selection of huge pop hits. Dua strolled on stage, and kicked off the performance with ‘Hotter Than Hell’, then went on to perform a mix of upbeat and downbeat songs nailing every single one. One of the most notable things was that when she performed some of her lesser­ known songs, the audience still sang along. Most probably because Dua is so captivating. She is definitely new to the world of performing, as came through as we felt the vastness of the empty parts of the stage. You really had to lock onto her to keep your eyes from wandering to the emptiness elsewhere. There were a few standout moments. She stripped it back to just her and her guitarist, Kai, mesmerising everyone with a simplified version of ‘Thinking ‘Bout You’. She moved on to shock the audience by sitting on the barrier, holding people’s hands, and singing one of her first songs ‘New Love’ directly to them. A very heartfelt moment. Incredible vocals, unique and masterful pop songs, and a captivating personality. Dua is a star in the making. Brighton Dome, 5 October 2017

★★★★★ Kyle Moon

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BRIGHTON LIGHTS WHAT TO DO IN THE CITY > MUSIC, ENTERTAINMENT & COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE

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Get your hard rock on for an alternative Halloween with Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – American rockers storming to success for nearly 20 years. Brighton Dome Concert Hall, Tues 31 October, 7.30pm, £27

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The award­winning jazz singer and BBC Radio 2 presenter Clare Teal comes to Shoreham for an intimate show of American and British jazz classics, as well as contemporary tunes, and her own original compositions. Ropetackle Centre, Saturday 28 October, 8pm, £22

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A late­announced treat sees acclaimed author of the greatly­ loved Tales In The City series Armistead Maupin in conversation with Damien Barr. Marking the launch of Maupin’s much­anticipated memoir Logical Family, charting from the conservative South to liberal San Francisco, from his palm­reading Grannie to an awkward chat about girls with President Nixon.

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There is nothing better than when scary meets funny – which is exactly what happens with Dracula: The Bloody Truth. Described as a gothic madcap mixture of The Play That Goes Wrong and Monty Python, this sees Van Helsing and his three amateur actors try to stage a life­changing theatrical production of Dracula. These things never go smoothly though, especially when it involves a troupe committed to physical comedy and storytelling. The Old Market, Tues 24 – Sat 28 October, 7pm (Tues to Wed), 7.30pm (Thurs to Sat), 3pm (Sat), from £10

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Nominated for Best Newcomer in this year’s Edinburgh Awards, Mae Martin’s debut UK tour show Dope is her origins story to comedy. She first set foot on stage in her native Canada aged 13, and since then has won awards in Canada, and had her own BBC Radio 4 series looking at the topic of sexuality as she pondered her own stories of attraction. Moving through tales of addiction, drugs, and growing up, with a very able comedic touch. Komedia, Tuesday 24 October, 8pm, £12

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Theatre Royal Brighton, Saturday 28 October, 8pm, from £16.90

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Following its successful premier last year, HorrorFest is back with a season of shows and events to send a shiver down your spine and make you lock the doors twice. It launched last week but there’s still plenty to see, from the genius puppetry in The Sorrowful Tale Of Sleeping Sidney, to the role­playing fun of Adventurers Wanted: Plague: House On The Hill, and storytelling in Ava Beaux’s The Mysterious Tales Of Poe. Sweet Dukebox, various dates, sweetvenues.com/brighton

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MOVIES ON LATEST TV All day & late night

Tuesday 24 October

Friday 27 October

6.00am Minesweeper 1943. War drama starring Richard Arlen, Jean Parker & Russell Hayden. A former naval deserter is drawn back to the services after the attack on Pearl Harbour.

6.20am The Wrong Arm Of the Law 1962. Comedy. Stars Peter Sellers, Lionel Jeffries, Bernard Cribbens, Michael Caine & Nanette Newman. A gangster learns of a traitor in his midst and makes a deal with the police

7.50 13 East Street 1952. Drama. Directed by Robert Baker. Starring Patrick Holt, Dora Bryan & Michael Balfour. A detective poses as an escaped convict to catch a gang of warehouse robbers.

8.45 BFI: The Boy Who Turned Yellow 1972. Adventure. Directed by Michael Powell. CFF greatest hit. On a School trip to the tower of London, John loses his pet mouse on a tube journey. There is an electric flash and his life changes.

9.00 Marilyn 1953. Crime drama directed by Wolf Rilla and starring Maxwell Reed and Sandra Dorne. The wife of the garage owner is caught with the mechanic, when he is accidentally killed and a cover up begins.

10.10 BFI: Hide and Seek 1972. Universal. CFF with Gary Kemp, Roy Dotrice and Robin Askwith. A young boy runs away from an approved school to convince his dad to go to Canada with him, only to find his dad has other ideas.

FILM OF THE DAY 12.00pm The Glass Mountain 1949. Drama. The classic tale of a war romance featuring the smash hit music of The Legend of The Glass Mountain. Starring Michael Denison and Dulcie Gray, with vocals from Tito Gobbi.

12.05pm Sons of the Desert 1933. Comedy. Director: William A. Seiter. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Mae Busch and Lucien Littlefield. Stan and Ollie trick their wives into thinking that they are taking a medicinal cruise.

4.00 The Six Men 1951. Drama. Directed by Michael Law. A story tracing the activities of a gang of crooks whose long run of successful coups has the police in a panic. Starring Harold Warrender & Olga Edwardes.

FILM OF THE DAY 1.30 The Case of the Mukkinese Battle-Horn 1956. Comedy. Stars Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan & Dick Emery. Detectives from Scotland Yard are assigned to look into the disappearance of the Mukkinese Battle-Horn.

10.00 My Brother Jonathan 1948. Drama. Stars Dulcie Gray, Michael Dennison & Ronald Howard. Jonathan's ambition was to become a surgeon & marry Edie. But Edie loves his brother, who she intends to wed.

4.20 Operation Diplomat 1953. Crime Directed By John Guillermin. Stars Guy Rolfe, Lisa Daniely, Patricia Dainton. A surgeon is forced to operate on an injured man by a gang of smugglers.

6.00am The Butler's Dilemma 1943. Comedy. Directed by Leslie S. Hiscott. Stars Richard Hearne, Ronald Shiner & Hermione Gingold. In debt to gamblers, Rodney (Richard Hearne) agrees to pass as a butler at a gambling party.

Wednesday 25 October

10.05 The Naked Truth 1957. Comedy. Director: Mario Zampi. Stars Terry-Thomas, Peter Sellers, Peggy Mount & Dennis Price. Nigel Dennis, a magazine publisher, blackmails high-profile politicians and celebrities.

8.05 Gaolbreak 1962. Directed by Francis Searle and starring Peter Reynolds, Avice Landon and David Kernan. A mother and her two sons run a newsagents as a front for their criminal activity.

6.00am The Sicilians 1964. Crime. Stars Robert Hutton, Reginald Marsh & Ursula Howells. An aide at the U.S. Embassy finds himself involved with Scotland Yard and the French police after a mafia boss’ son is kidnapped.

10.00 The Blue Parrot 1954. Crime Drama starring Dermot Walsh, Jacqueline Hill, Ferdy Mayne and John Le Mesurier. A Soho nightclub is the focus for an undercover investigation after the murder of a small time crook.

9.40 Final Appointment 1954. Crime. Directed by Terence Fisher and starring John Bentley. Reporters investigate threats against a retired army officer and discover links to a series of murders that occurred during the war.

12.00pm Impulse 1955. Drama. Directed by Charles De la Tour & Cy Endfield. Stars Arthur Kennedy, Constance Smith & Joy Shelton. A Night club singer tricks an estate agent into thinking he killed a jewel thief.

12.00pm Master Spy 1964. Drama. Directed By Montgomery Tully. Starring Stephen Murray. A Russian scientist working for the British is suspected of being a 'plant', sent to monitor nuclear secrets for the Communists.

1.35 Out of The Fog 1962. Crime drama directed by Montgomery Tully. An ex-con is the prime suspect when a series of murders occur under a full moon. Every victim is a blonde young woman. Starring David Sumner

1.25 Boy With A Flute 1964. Drama. Director: Montgomery Tully. Stars Jeremy Hawk, Freda Jackson & Ursula Jeans. Mrs Winters wishes to sell her Salviani painting. But it is not as cut and dried as she thought.

10.00 Three Came Home 1950. True story of a woman imprisoned in several Japanese war camps. She struggles to protect her young son. Stars Claudette Colbert.

Sunday 29 October

9.20 A Job For Bob 1950. Director: Edward L Cahn. Stars Ralph Hodges, Tanis Chandler, Robert Nichols, Fred Hoose & John Holland. Bob believes he would be happier working at the atomic energy field in this rare short.

8.00 Not So Dusty 1956. Comedy directed by Maclean Rogers. Two dustmen (Bill Owen and Leslie Dwyer) come into possession of a valuable book but the donor's sister wants it back. Also starring Joy Nichols.

4.00 The Stars Look Down FILM OF THE DAY 1939. Directed by Carol Reed. Starring Michael Redgrave and Margaret Lockwood. Davey Fenwick leaves his mining village on a university scholarship intent on returning to better support the miners.

The Case of the Mukkinese Battle­Horn

2.55 BFI: Amelia and the Angel 1958. Fantasy. Directed by Ken Russell. A little girl gets her wings in this famous director's first film.

To Paris With Love

Saturday 28 October

Thursday 26 October

6.00am Home Sweet Home 1945. Famous northern comedian Frank Randle stars in this comedy where his sweetheart's parents disapprove of him.

6.00am Flight From Vienna 1956. Drama. Director: Denis Kavanagh. Stars John Bentley, Theodore Bikel & Donald Gray. When a Hungarian official asks for asylum in the west, he is forced to go back home to prove his sincerity.

8.15 Band of Thieves FILM OF THE DAY 1962. Musical Comedy with Acker Bilk, Jimmy Thompson, Jennifer Jayne, Geoffrey Sumner & Maudie Edwards. One of the truly great Trad' Jazz films of all time.

7.40 Subway in the Sky 1959. Drama. Directed by Muriel Box. Starring Hildegard Knef, Katherine Kath & Van Johnson. A military doctor is falsely accused of dealing illegal drugs. Can he prove his innocence?

10.45 Today and Everyday 1948. Factual. Directed by Cecil H Williamson, produced by E J Fancey and narrated by Frank Phillips. A rare short informative film with some superb vintage footage of locomotives.

9.50 Gelignite Gang 1955. Directed by Terence Fisher and starring Wayne Morris, Sandra Dorne and Patrick Holt. Set in London's Soho, a gang of ruthless safecrackers plan their next robbery.

12.05pm Hammer The Toff 1952. Crime Drama by Maclean Rogers. The Toff (John Bentley) tries to help Susan (Patricia Dainton) reunite with her missing uncle who's been targeted by criminals that are after his steel formula.

12.00pm I'll Turn To You 1946. Starring Irene Handl. A returning soldier finds readjusting to married life and civvy street very difficult. Stars Don Stannard & Terry Randall.

1.35 A Cry From The Streets 1958. Drama starring Max Bygraves, Barbara Murray and Colin Petersen. A welfare worker becomes emotionally involved with a group of homeless children. Music by Larry Adler.

4.00 To Paris With Love FILM OF THE DAY 1955. Comedy. Director: Robert Hamer. Stars Alec Guinness, Vernon Gray & Odile Versois. A Widow sends his 20 year-old son to Paris after deciding it is time to introduce him to the opposite sex.

4.00 The Night My Number Came Up 1955. Mystery. Directed by Leslie Norman and starring Michael Redgrave, Sheila Sim, Denholm Elliott and Alexander Knox. A military aircraft's fate may or may not depend on a prophetic nightmare.

10.00 Captain Apache 1971. Western. Stars Lee Van Cleef, Carroll Baker & Stuart Whitman. A Native American becomes an Army officer tasked with investigating a murder. His only clue is buried in the victim's final words.

10.00 Sky West & Crooked 1966. Drama. Directed by John Mills and starring Hayley Mills, Ian MacShane, Annette Crosbie and Geoffrey Bayldon. A young, lonely teenage girl is traumatised after the death of a childhood friend.

4.00 Date With Disaster 1957. Crime drama directed by Charles Saunders and starring Tom Drake, William Hartnell and Shirely Eaton. One of the two owners of a Car Business plans to embezzle the company's funds. FILM OF THE DAY 10.00 The Way to the Stars 1945. War. Director: Anthony Asquith. Stars Michael Redgrave, Sir John Mills, Rosamund John & Stanley Holloway. This tale of WW2 pilots highlights the impact that war has on soldiers and those at home

Monday 30 October 6.00am No Smoking 1955. Comedy directed by Henry Cass and starring Reg Dixon, Belinda Lee and Lionel Jeffries. A village chemist invents an antismoking tablet but the tobacco companies aren't happy. 8.00 I'll Walk Beside You 1943. Musical. John (Richard Bird) and Ann (Lesley Brook) meet through music but are parted by the war. 10.05 Della FILM OF THE DAY 1964. Directed by Robert Gist and starring Joan Crawford. Della (Crawford), a reclusive, wealthy matriarch of Royal Bay, watches over the affluent coastal town. Possession, for her, is everything. 12.00pm Barbados Quest 1952. Crime Drama. Starring Tom Conway, Delphi Lawrence & Brian Worth. Philatelist J.D. Everleigh hires a detective to investigate his purchase of a rare Barbados overprint stamp which may be forged. 4.00 The Traitors 1962. Thriller. Directed by Robert Tronson. Starring Patrick Allen, Jacqueline Ellis & James Maxwell. Espionage story telling how British and U.S. security agents outwit ruthless and cunning traitors. 10.00 Villain 1971. Drama. Director: Michael Tuchner. Stars Richard Burton, Ian McShane & Nigel Davenport. Your everyday London businessman and sadistic gang leader. Once you've met, you'll wish you hadn't.


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TV LISTINGS The 18-30 Stone Holiday ITV1, 9pm The Resort in the Bahamas is the world’s only plus-size friendly hotel. The sun loungers are supersize, the beds are reinforced with steel, and guests can strip off without humiliation. This documentary follows eight British guests as they confront their body issues and get ready for a change.

End Of The ****ing World Channel 4, 10.15pm Based on the award-winning darkly comic books by Charles Forsman, and with a pretty awesome cast. James is a loner at school, escaping into his own darkly violent fantasies. No one talks to him at school, and that’s the way he likes it. Until new girl Alyssa spots him as a kindred spirit... and potential victim.

Tuesday 24 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Who Is Your Hero? Discover your passion with Guy Lloyd's Telly Show, a comic look at subjects affecting our lives. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of his studio guest. 10.00 FILM: My Brother Jonathan (1948) Drama. Director: Harold French. Stars Dulcie Gray, Michael Dennison & Ronald Howard. Jonathan's ambition was to become a surgeon & marry Edie. But Edie loves his brother, who she intends to wed. 12.00am Noise Reel Extra (x2) 12.30 Noise Floor 1.00 AK Soufflé 1.30 Queer Say 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Rugby AM 3.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show

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6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Alex Jones and Ore Oduba. 7.30 EastEnders Max starts to waiver on his plan, leaving Fi on edge. Luke takes advantage of his relationship with Ben. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 Holby City Things Left Unsaid. Nina must decide if she can trust Fredrik when he discovers a secret that forces her to question her future with Matteo. Oliver is stung when a face from the past arrives at Holby, unearthing painful memories and threatening his position on Darwin. Lofty's first day on AAU deteriorates when his meticulous approach ruffles an overworked Morven's feathers. 9.00 Our Girl Army drama following a teenage girl who finds herself drawn to the army recruitment office after deciding her life is going nowhere. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Valley Cops 11.30 Double Mastectomy Twins 12.00am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the fortunate couple who managed to avoid elimination at the weekend. Choreography Corner provides you with your fill of dance analysis. And we also get an exclusive listen to some of the songs the couples will be dancing to this weekend in Tunes on Tuesday. 7.00 Further Back In Time For Dinner 1930s. The Robshaw family travel back in time to the turn of the 20th century, to discover how the food we ate and the way we ate it helped shape the modern family. The family discover a very surprising decade of progress and optimism as they journey through the 1930s. Their larder is now stuffed with familiar brands and snacks and deliciously healthy dinners. 8.00 Autumnwatch 9.00 This World: Calais, The End Of The Jungle International investigative documentary series. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. 11.15 Elizabeth I's Secret Agents 12.15am NFL This Week

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain is concerned about Moira. Sarah is suspicious. Vanessa's interest is piqued. 7.30 Save Money: Good Diet The programme focuses on gut health this week - a topic creating waves in the health world. Journalist Sian Williams and Dr Ranj Singh explore the sudden popularity of gut health diets. Can feeding the bacteria in your stomach really be the answer, not just to weight loss, but to staying healthy and living longer? 8.30 Call The Cleaners Series venturing into the world of extreme cleaners as they tackle the grimiest of jobs. Mother and daughter Maxine and Jasmine are in Luton cleaning a neglected house for a son who cares for his mum who suffers from a form of arthritis and is in constant pain. In Kent, sisters Yvonne and Angela have one of their toughest jobs yet - a hoarder who struggles to let anything go. 9.00 The 18-30 Stone Holiday See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 After The News Emma Barnett and Nick Ferrari present the nightly discussion show. 11.15 Lethal Weapon Jingle Bell Glock. US drama series. 12.05am Jackpot247

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6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Diane is furious when she discovers Tony's lies. Peri and Yasmine are shocked by what they find out about Lily. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off This week is the semi-final, for the remaining four bakers. First comes the signature, and there's no business like choux business as the bakers must set to work on producing 24 exquisite choux buns. Prue has set a complex technical for her first semifinal that leaves everyone stumped. 9.15 Celebrity Hunted A celebrity special of the real-life thriller for Stand Up To Cancer. All seven celebrities remain at large. It is a scramble for survival for Steph and Dom Parker, who believe the hunters are closing in after information is elicited from their manager. As confusion over addresses abounds, the pair have a chance to make their escape, but only if Steph can pack up her bras in time. 10.15 End Of The ****ing World See highlights. 10.45 Gogglebox Comedy TV review series in which viewers share commentaries from the comfort of their sofas. 11.45 PokerStars.com And Monte Carlo Casino EPT Grand Final 12.45am Live From Abbey Road Classics: Music On 4

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e all live by rules. Rules of our own, rules of society and law and religion, yes we all live by them, by which I mean we are all impacted on by them and not necessarily that we obey them. There are times when I am sure we all break the rules, simple things for the most part, crossing a road on a red light, that kind of thing. I find the hardest rules to live by are those relating to being politically correct. I go to comedy gigs and hear stand ups stretch the bounds of what it is acceptable to say with almost every breath – but it’s “okay” because it’s “comedy” it’s “ironic” they’re merely being “provocative”, pushing us to face our own demons. I agree with them, it’s good to be challenged in this way.

“ It’s good to be challenged ” I recently used a word that I had not realised was quite so taboo in a group discussion. Not the “F” word or the “C” word even, no neither. I used the word “ghetto”. I later looked it up because in using it I generated an atmosphere that was a little uncomfortable, and here is what I found: “An area of a city, especially a very poor area, where people of a particular race or religion live closely together and apart from other people: In the past, an area of a city where Jews were made to live. A part of society or group that is in some way divided from the main part.” Yes the word “ghetto” does carry with it an unacceptable

history, an overtone of oppression and misery, so I can see how it might raise hackles. But I was knowingly using the word to describe a situation that gay oppression and homophobia has undoubtedly created over the centuries. In using the word I was not condemning it either. Although I would rather I lived in an all­accepting world without prejudice, I do know and accept that for safety and for comfort we have created our own safe places, our gay villages. How cosy the word “village” is in comparison to “ghetto” – and don’t get me wrong, I applaud that. I grew up in a village and it was pretty cosy, although I’m not sure how cosy it might have seemed had I stayed there and emerged from my adolescent shell the fully fledged homosexual that I now am. And I know that our exclusive spaces are a bolt hole for those LGBT+ souls who are yet to find their comfort zones, places to meet like minds, peers and friends. It’s all good, I admit that freely. What I meant to say by using the “G” word is that we have been forced by a less than accepting society to create a separate world outside their normality and for me that is part of our continuing oppression. I don’t want to be forced to live an outsider’s life – and for the most part I don’t. I want to fight for a world where no one bothers to ask about my sexuality, a world where the word “equality” becomes redundant – and for that matter the word “ghetto”.


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TV LISTINGS Feral Families Thursday, Channel 4, 9pm The antithesis to Supernanny, a new philosophy is taking over British families called extreme unschooling, or off-grid parenting. Rebelling against orthodox expectations, these parents choose to raise their kids with no rules, claiming that they are healthier that way.

Man Down Wednesday, Channel 4, 10pm Series four of the sitcom kicks off and Dan is looking forward to fatherhood with blinkered optimism. He’s jacked in his job as a teacher and is exploring other employment, whilst also trying to work out where to house his new family.

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Wednesday 25 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Democracy Now! 7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show Worthing vs Thurrock. All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Democracy Now! Politics and discussion from the USA. 9.00 The Rosies The Rosies have a chat with Chris Todd from Friends of the Earth, a local volunteer groups that works to improve the environment locally, nationally and internationally. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 FILM: Three Came Home (1950) True story of a woman imprisoned in several Japanese war camps. She struggles to protect her young son. Stars Claudette Colbert. 12.05am Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Alex Jones and Ore Oduba. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Eat Well For Less? Gregg Wallace and award-winning greengrocer Chris Bavin, with the help of dietician Lucy Jones, are on a mission to help families across the UK save money, sort food facts from food fiction and eat well for less. 9.00 The Apprentice Series in which candidates compete to go into business with multi-millionaire Lord Sugar. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz. 11.15 The Ganges With Sue Perkins 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers takes on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show? 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the gossip, exclusive news and behind-the-scenes action from Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Further Back In Time For Dinner 8.00 Autumnwatch 9.00 Army: Behind The New Frontlines 10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired The newlyfired candidate from The Apprentice receives a grilling in front of a studio audience. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Louis Theroux: Dark States - Heroin Town 12.15am Exodus: Our Journey To Europe

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6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Harriet is conflicted. Debbie battles Chrissie. Paddy breaks his promise. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Bad Move Party Time. Offbeat sitcom. Nicky and Steve decide to put a brave face on things and invite all their old friends from Leeds for a long-overdue housewarming party. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Doc Martin Accidental Hero. Cornish comedy drama series about the curmudgeonly GP. Penhale organises a police open day but the only genuine visitor he has is an angry farmer. James has started biting not only Louisa but his classmates too. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Regional News And Weather 10.45 After The News Emma Barnett and Nick Ferrari present the nightly discussion show. 11.15 The Jonathan Ross Show 12.15am Jackpot247

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6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Stand Up To Cancer 8.00 Ugly House To Lovely House With George Clarke Design series with George Clarke. 9.00 Grand Designs Design engineer Joe Stuart and service designer Lina Nilsson are taking on the London property market. Both in their twenties, they are fed up with renting but cannot afford to buy. They have decided to build their own house for just £160,000. 10.00 Man Down See highlights. 10.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the hit comedy show that's packed with silly games and surprises. Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges take on Jon Richardson and Rebecca Front. Joe Lycett is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 11.35 Educating Greater Manchester Fly-on-thewall documentary series. 12.35am PokerStars.com

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5.45pm Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. 6.35 Strictly Come Dancing Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host the celebrity ballroom dancing competition from BBC Television Centre. 8.20 Casualty A near miss with the discovery of Sanosi leaves Dylan at breaking point. David desperately tried to stop his friend making a terrible mistake. 9.10 Gunpowder Revolutionary period drama. 10.10 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 11.55 The NFL Show 12.25am FILM: Fright Night (2011)

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote 7.00 Albion Women Following the Albion Women's team throughout the 2017/18 season. 7.30 Football Fanatics 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.00 Out With Allan Jay Your weekly guide to what's on and where with a behind-thescenes look at LGBTfriendly venues in and around Brighton. 9.30 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music, as DJ Box showcases up-andcoming dance music talent from the UK and Europe. Featuring Dyplex and DJ Dyer. 10.00 Captain Apache (1971) Western. Stars Lee Van Cleef, Carroll Baker & Stuart Whitman. A Native American becomes an Army officer tasked with investigating a murder. His only clue is buried in the victim's final words. 11.50 Glimpses: The Indian Raiders 12.00am British Wrestling Weekly

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Saturday 28 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music. 7.00 Albion Women Following the Albion Women's team throughout the 2017/18 season - including game highlights and interviews. 7.30 Football Fanatics More nostalgic football stories looking at the absolute legends of the game. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Adrenalize Highpowered thrills and spills from the world of extreme sports. 9.00 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 FILM: Sky West & Crooked (1966) Drama. Directed by John Mills and starring Hayley Mills, Ian MacShane, Annette Crosbie and Geoffrey Bayldon. A young, lonely teenage girl is traumatised after the death of a childhood friend. 12.05am Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show

Unreported World Friday, Channel 4, 7.30pm In the West ‘witch-hunting’ is seen as a metaphor – in Tanzania it’s a literal death sentence from which 400 women died last year, twice as many as the year before. Ade Adepitan and Eric McFarland go there to find out why more people in Tanzania believe in witchcraft than anywhere else in Africa.

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5.30pm Gardeners' World In the last programme of the series, Monty has ideas for pots which will remain colourful throughout winter. 6.30 Who Do You Think You Are? JK Rowling. Celebrities trace their family trees to reveal the lives of their ancestors and explore major themes in British social history. 7.30 Front Row 8.00 Dad's Army Asleep in the Deep. Classic wartime sitcom. Godfrey and Walker are trapped inside the pumping station when it is hit during an air raid. 8.30 Harry Potter: Talking Pictures 9.00 Harry Potter And The History Of Magic See highlights. 10.00 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.45 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 11.50 FILM: Flying Blind (2012) British drama. 1.15am FILM: Untouchable (2011)

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6.00pm ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. 6.15 ITV News 6.20 You've Been Framed! Gold Harry Hill narrates another selection of hilarious camcorder calamities and mobile phone mishaps. 7.20 Ninja Warrior UK Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara present the second series of Ninja Warrior UK as competitors from all over the country take on TV's toughest obstacle course. Who will rise to the challenge, conquer Mount Midoriyama and be crowned the UK's next Ninja Warrior? 8.20 The X Factor 10.20 The Jonathan Ross Show 11.20 ITV News 11.40 FILM: Airplane! (1980) With its constant flow of visual and spoken gags, this is a riotously funny parody of many popular disaster movies, including Airport and Towering Inferno. Starring Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Leslie Nielsen. 1.20am Jackpot247

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5.35pm Location, Location, Location Property series. In south Devon, Kirstie Allsop helps Vanessa and Warron in the hunt for their first marital home in a small and soughtafter seaside town. 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 FILM: I, Robot (2004) Dynamic, futuristic thriller based on Isaac Asimov's classic collection of short stories. Starring Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Alan Tudyk, James Cromwell. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent version of the famous words and numbers quiz. 10.00 Formula 1: Mexican Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights Highlights of the Mexican Grand Prix qualifying stage. 11.40 FILM: Source Code (2011) Science fiction thriller. A soldier wakes up in someone else's body and discovers he is part of an elaborate government mission to find a person who is about to detonate a bomb on a Chicago commuter train. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal. 1.20am The Last Leg

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith And Fun Sarah Hopwood presents show looking at a different emotion every week and how it relates to family life, the Christian faith, and a sense of fun. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show. 9.30 Out With Allan Jay Your weekly guide to what's on and where with a behind-thescenes look at LGBTfriendly venues in and around Brighton. 10.00 FILM: The Way to the Stars (1945) War. Director: Anthony Asquith. Stars Michael Redgrave, Sir John Mills, Rosamund John & Stanley Holloway. This tale of WW2 pilots highlights the impact that war has on soldiers and those at home. 12.00am Moments Of Truth: Sports

6.00pm Countryfile Ramble For BBC Children In Need 7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Results from the latest round of the celebrity ballroom dancing competition. 8.00 Blue Planet II See highlights. 9.00 The Last Post Drama series set in the mid-sixties, in which a unit of Royal Military Police officers and their families deal with the challenges of politics, love and war in Britishcontrolled Aden. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.20 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day's matches. 11.30 The Women's Football Show The latest highlights and talking points from the women's game. 12.05am City Boy Fight Club

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Blue Planet II Sunday, BBC1, 8pm Darling David Attenborough is back, exploring the planet’s oceans from the equator to the poles. It’s a whole new world, involving new animal behaviours that include toolusing fish and mother walruses fighting for space on the ice for thier pups. Proper lovely.

Harry Potter And The History Of Magic Saturday, BBC2, 9pm Marking 20 years since Harry Potter first darkened our bookcases, this mixes readings from star fans with research at the British Library looking to tell the history of magic from folklore, legends and belief – as well as unseen manuscripts and drafts from JK Rowling herself.

A Very Royal Wedding Monday, ITV1, 9pm In the wake of World War II what the country really needed was a good old party – and against all odds they got one when The Queen wed Prince Philip 70 years ago this November. With recreations, rememberings, and Alexander Armstrong at the helm.

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6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers takes on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show? 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the gossip, exclusive news and behind-the-scenes action from Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Further Back In Time For Dinner 8.00 Autumnwatch 9.00 The Big Family Cooking Showdown 10.00 MOTD: The Premier League Show Weekly magazine programme featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Army: Behind The New Frontlines 12.15am Exodus: Our Journey To Europe

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6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity is confronted. Jai is apprehensive. Chas makes a declaration. 7.30 Tonight An in-depth report on a story making the headlines. 8.00 Emmerdale Charity takes drastic action. Lawrence gets some good news. 8.30 Paul O'Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O'Grady is back at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. 9.00 Gordon Ramsay On Cocaine Two-part documentary in which Gordon Ramsay explores the criminal business behind the global cocaine trade. Once the exclusive drug of millionaires and celebrities, cocaine is now Britain's class A drug of choice. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 After The News Emma Barnett and Nick Ferrari present the nightly discussion show. 11.15 The Best: The FIFA World Football Awards 12.10am Jackpot247

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6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 The Supervet Series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. 9.00 Feral Families See highlights. 10.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Jo Brand chats to a panel of celebrity Bake Off fans, looking at all the goings-on from the tent. 10.50 The Internet, Cancer And Me This documentary follows three extraordinary young cancer patients who intimately record their own battles with cancer and post the videos online for the world to see. 11.55 Gogglebox Comedy TV review series in which viewers share commentaries from the comfort of their sofas. 12.50am The Supervet

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 Moments Of Truth: Sports First-hand stories from sporting events. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Phones and Friends. Guy Lloyd takes a comic look at subjects affecting our lives. 9.00 Miss Jason's House Party An entertaining game show hosted by the talented Miss Jason where the star-studded panellists, studio audience and TV viewers have to guess a well-known celebrity’s home from a set of video clues. 10.00 Danny Baker Takes Over 10.05 FILM: The Naked Truth (1957) Comedy. Stars Terry-Thomas, Peter Sellers, Peggy Mount & Dennis Price. Nigel Dennis, a magazine publisher, blackmails high-profile politicians and celebrities. 11.55 Glimpses: London River Bus 12.00am Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Sounds Like Friday Night 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The Carters are left to contemplate their future. The past catches up with Abi. 8.30 Porridge The Witness. Sitcom. Dougie Parfitt wants Fletch to join his crew as his consigliere. But when Fletch tries to broker a peace with Dougie's arch-rival, things don't quite go according to plan. 9.00 Have I Got News For You 9.30 Tracey Breaks The News 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his celebrity chat show. 11.25 Josh Sitcom. 11.50 The Apprentice 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00pm Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 7.00 Will Britain Ever Have A Black Prime Minister? British TV and movie star David Harewood investigates the obstacles facing black Britons in rising to positions of power and influence. 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.05 Snowfall Hardhitting drama about the beginnings of the crack epidemic in 1980s Los Angeles. 11.50 Exodus: Our Journey To Europe 12.50am Panorama

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie is offered a proposition. Lydia decorates Home Farm. Megan worries about Jai. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Australian Wilderness With Ray Mears Nitmiluk Gorge. Ray Mears goes down under to explore the magical landscapes of Australia. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Bear's Mission With Anthony Joshua Anthony Joshua's epic fight with Wladimir Klitschko made him a global superstar. But does this city boy have what it takes outside the ring and his comfort zone to survive two days in the wild with Bear Grylls? 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 After The News Emma Barnett and Nick Ferrari present the nightly discussion show. 11.15 Bad Move Offbeat sitcom. 11.45 Piers Morgan's Life Stories Kim Cattrall. 12.35am Jackpot247

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World See highlights. 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover surprising secrets behind food. 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Valencia Travel series with Richard Ayoade. Richard is joined by comedian Sara Pascoe for a trip to Valencia, Spain's third largest city. Valencia is the birthplace of paella, so Richard enrols them at paella school to make authentic and vegan versions of the dish. 9.00 Gogglebox Comedy TV review series in which viewers share commentaries from the comfort of their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg The satirical comedy show hosted by Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe. 11.00 First Dates Documentary series. 12.00am FILM: Middle Men (2009)

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6.00pm Britain's Classroom Heroes 7.00 Top Gear Matt LeBlanc gets to grips with the fire-breathing Mercedes-AMG GT R supercar. Elsewhere, Chris Harris and Rory Reid journey across Cuba in a pair of second-hand sports cars. 8.00 Robot Wars The iconic man and machine battle series returns. 9.00 Louis Theroux: Talking To Anorexia 10.00 Snowfall Writer/director John Singleton's hard-hitting drama about the beginnings of the crack epidemic in 1980s Los Angeles. 10.45 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back over the week's events with the help of guests James Acaster, Angela Barnes, Kerry Godliman, Nish Kumar and Glenn Moore. 11.15 FILM: What We Do In The Shadows (2014) Comedy. Viago, Deacon, and Vladislav are vampires who are struggling with modern life. Starring Jemaine Clement. 12.40am Question Time

ITV1

6.00pm Tipping Point: Lucky Stars The celebrity edition of the game show concludes its fourth series. 7.00 The X Factor 9.00 Ball And Boe: Back Together Two of the world's greatest voices, Michael Ball and Alfie Boe, join forces for an unmissable night of music. The double Olivier Award-winning star of the stage, Michael Ball, and the popular tenor, Alfie Boe, perform some of their favourite songs while also singing against each other in a musical fight to the finish. They are joined by special guests Imelda May and Jason Manford. 10.00 ITV News 10.20 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston interviews the key political figures, newsmakers and cultural figures. 11.15 Bear's Mission With Anthony Joshua World heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua steps outside the ring and his comfort zone as he attempts to survive two days in the wild with Bear Grylls. 12.10am Jackpot247

Channel 4

5.15pm The Great British Bake Off Twelve of Britain's best amateur bakers have their skills put to the test by judges Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith. This week is the semi-final, for the remaining four bakers. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Escape Reality series in which five highly skilled engineers are abandoned in a remote desert among the wreckage of a simulated plane crash. 8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series where actors Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on four canal journeys, sharing a passion that they've enjoyed for decades. 9.00 Electric Dreams Sci-fi anthology series of epic stand-alone episodes, each inspired by a Philip K. Dick short story. 10.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent version of the famous words and numbers uiz. 10.35 Formula 1: Mexican Grand Prix Highlights Highlights of the Mexican Grand Prix. 12.45am Grand Prix: The Killer Years

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show Lancing v Eastbourne Utd. All the latest non-league football news and action from the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Lights A roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 9.00 QTube Brighton Pride 2016: Exclusive highlights of this summer's Pride from the parade to Preston Park. 9.30 QTube Brighton Pride 2016: Exclusive highlights of this summer's Pride from the parade to Preston Park. 10.00 FILM: Villain (1971) Drama. Director: Michael Tuchner. Stars Richard Burton, Ian McShane & Nigel Davenport. Your everyday London businessman and sadistic gang leader. Once you've met, you'll wish you hadn't. 12.00am Under The Radar

BBC1

6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Inside Out Jonathan Gibson investigates the murky world of online classified ad crime. How will the scrapping of nurses' bursaries affect Canterbury Christ Church University? And a visit with Gillingham's Muslim scout group. 8.00 EastEnders Lauren attempts to put the past behind her. Tina finds herself in a terrifying situation. 8.30 Inspector George Gently 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.30 Anthony Joshua: The Fight Of My Life Documentary going behind the scenes of the boxing match between Anthony Joshua and Wladimir Klitschko at Wembley Stadium earlier this year. 12.05am The Graham Norton Show

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly - It Takes Two Zoe Ball kicks off your weekly fix of Strictly action and chats exclusively to the latest couple to leave the competition. 7.00 Coastal Path Fivepart series in which Paul Rose walks along the South West Coast Path. 7.30 Coastal Path Paul explores the soft and rolling south Devon coastline. 8.00 University Challenge Quiz series for students. 8.30 Nigella: At My Table Nigella Lawson shows us food we can all bring to our own tables, vibrant and varied but always relaxed. 9.00 Elizabeth I's Secret Agents 10.00 Motherland Sitcom pilot. Meet the Alpha Mums, headed by Amanda, very much the queen bee. Everything is organised. At the other end of the spectrum, we meet Liz, who is totally chaotic. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Harry Potter And The History Of Magic 12.15am Lucy Worsley's Nights At The Opera

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Lachlan is livid. Debbie feels compromised. Megan worries for Jai. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 The Harbour Fourpart documentary series. Tenby is the jewel in Pembrokeshire's crown. Its harbour is one of the most photographed vistas in Wales. Filmed through the four seasons, this is the story of the men and women of the harbour, whose way of life is in tune with the sea, the seasons and the tourists. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 A Very Royal Wedding See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. 10.45 After The News Emma Barnett and Nick Ferrari present the nightly discussion show. 11.15 Gordon Ramsay On Cocaine Two-part documentary. 12.10am The Jonathan Ross Show

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Frankie is faced with a big decision while Mac's fury escalates towards Neeta at the school with explosive consequences. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Dispatches Behindthe-scenes investigation into a story yet to hit the headlines. 8.30 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade Consumer series which reveals how customers can ensure that they get the best quality food and service at restaurants across the UK. 9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 11.00 Heartless Supernatural drama series set in a Danish boarding school following a pair of teenage 'vampires' as they seek to overcome an ancient family curse. Twins Sebastian and Sofie have no choice but to suck the life force from people around them in order to stay alive. 12.50am How'd You Get So Rich?


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