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NOGGIN THE NOG RIDES AGAIN Cross generational fun for the whole family at Worthing’s Connaught Theatre Page 6 TOM’S FILM CLUB A season of Luc Besson favourites LA VIE EN ROSE Tina May’s Edith Piaf celebration at the Ropetackle

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from the

Louis Michael

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EDITOR

LOUDMOUTH

Shuffling home into place

Word up

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here’s been a movement of ‘things’ in my home of late. It started with the tidying of my study/spare room before Christmas, ready for my Mum to come to stay – and continues up to yesterday when I was going through a stack of old photographs dating from childhood to ten years ago when I got my first camera­phone. I’m finding it very invigorating having such change charged in my home. I’ll move a box from a shelf to under a desk, and replace it with books that were under the bed.

There’s a pile of things to go to the charity shop no longer needed by this home and possibly useful in another’s. My flat has become one giant version of one of those tile games you used to get in your Christmas stocking, with an image to be assembled and one spot missing so that you can move the separate parts into their right place. And I’m really enjoying it.

It’s always worth having another look at your treasures with fresh eyes. It’s been interesting working out what I want to shed from my life, and what I am simply happier putting away out of sight. I do love my blanket boxes, and they’re brilliant for those out­of­sight beauties. Like my GCSE certificates. Yes, I do still need them. No, I don’t know why.

In actively deciding what I want in each room of my home, what is on display, and finding ‘home’ places for those things which are not for viewing, I feel like I’m moving even further into the corners of my sanctuary. There are more places where things live and less dumping grounds, it’s becoming more like the ‘homes’ I loved as a child belonging to my parents and my grandparents.

The old photographs I found are today in an old photograph album. Next to another old photo album. On a bottom shelf. In its very own place.

Victoria Nangle editorial@thelatest.co.uk

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t was Wittgenstein that said: “the limits of my language mean the limits of my world”. By this he referred to the idea that the fact that our world is exceedingly verbal, our perception of the world around is shaped and altered by the language we use.

It is to this end that I propose the importance of conscious language. By consciously being aware of the language we use we can more accurately describe the world around us and more specifically address the actual reality at hand.

One fascinating example of this I’ve recently starting implementing in my own life is my verbal attitude towards food.

Since going vegan I’ve discovered the vast world of nutrition lying just below the simple surface of taste and satisfying appetite. In this modern world of processed foods and unnecessary artificial additions the majority of the food on offer contains such little actual nutritional value that to call it food is in fact inaccurate.

Continuing to call it food allows this ‘food imposter’ to remain stealing the place of actual food without us noticing; by assuming this name it slips passed undetected, because we do not call it what it actually is. Now, when faced with food that may be delicious in my mouth but will provide my body with nothing so enjoyable, I try to correctly verbally label it in my mind – not food, but pleasure. I am not consuming this for nutrition and energy as I would with actual food, I am only eating for temporary thoughtless enjoyment, so call it what it is. This helps me resist temptation in moments of weakness, but also reminds me of the illusion we all slip into when we fail to question everything. Continuing to give the name of something fresh, natural, nutritional and healthy to something artificially mass produced and conveniently accessible is proof of the power of language. We feed ourselves poison because it is labelled dinner.

Be conscious with your language and suddenly you will gain a new mastery of reality. Reassess the reality around you by questioning the very words that come out of your mouth.

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PUBLIC NOTICE THE LICENSING ACT 2003 (PREMISES LICENCES AND CLUB PREMISES CERTIFICATES) REGULATIONS 2005 Regulation 25 Advertisement TO: WHOM IT MAY CONCERN We Juniper Catering Limited do hereby give notice that it is our intention to apply to Brighton & Hove City Council in the county of East Sussex for a New premises licence to use or permit the use of premises to be known as The Flour Pot Bakery and Kitchen, 85-89 Kings Road Arches, Brighton Seafront, Brighton BN1 2FN so at to permit the sale of alcohol from 08.00 to 23.30 with Late Night Refreshments until 24.00 when the premises will be closed and in recognition of being within the Cumulative Impact Zone all sales will take place under the conditions as outlined in Licensing Policy for a Cafe Bar and following the Matrix guidelines. The application includes both those areas within the Arches and the outside patio.

Any person who desires to make a representation to the application should send to Assistant Director, Public Safety, Health & Safety and Licensing, Bartholomew House, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JP no later than the 6th of February 2018 a statement of the grounds of his/her objection. Copies of the register and applications may be viewed at the above council office during normal office hours; summaries are available via www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/licensing.

It is an offence knowingly or recklessly to make a false statement in connection with an application and the maximum fine for which a person is liable on summary conviction for the offence is currently £5000 [level 5].

Dated this: 9th day of January 2018 Signed: Doug Simmonds FBII, tp.

Licensing consultant to the applicants www.dougsimmonds.co.uk

PUBLIC NOTICE THE LICENSING ACT 2003 (PREMISES LICENCES AND CLUB PREMISES CERTIFICATES) REGULATIONS 2005 Regulation 25 Advertisement TO: WHOM IT MAY CONCERN We Avante Ltd do hereby give notice that it is our intention to apply to Brighton & Hove City Council in the county of East Sussex for the grant of a premises licence to use or permit the use of premises known as Corner Café, 56-58 St James Street, Brighton, BN2 1QG for the following licensable activities which it is proposed will be carried on, on the premises: Sale by Retail of Alcohol for consumption on the premises only between 10:00 hours and 23:00 hours Every day.

Any person who desires to make a representation to the grant should send to Regulatory Services, Environmental Health and Licensing, Bartholomew House, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JP no later than 5th February 2018 a brief written statement of the grounds of his/her objection. The register and records of applications may be viewed at the above council office during normal office hours; summaries are available via www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/licensing.

It is an offence knowingly or recklessly to make a false statement in connection with an application and the maximum fine for which a person is liable on summary conviction for the offence is currently £5000 [level 5].

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PUBLIC NOTICE THE LICENSING ACT 2003 (PREMISES LICENCES AND CLUB PREMISES CERTIFICATES) REGULATIONS 2005 Regulation 25 Advertisement TO: WHOM IT MAY CONCERN I Ronke Arogundade do hereby give notice that it is my intention to apply to Brighton & Hove City Council in the county of East Sussex for a New premises licence to use or permit the use of premises known as Dough Lover Diner, 99 Trafalgar Street, Brighton, BN1 4ER so at to permit the sale of alcohol from 08.00 to 17.15 Monday to Friday and closing at 18.00 and until 18.00 on Saturday and Sunday with the premises closing at 18.30 and in recognition of being within the Cumulative Impact Zone all sales will take place under the conditions as outlined in Licensing Policy for a Cafe Bar and following the Matrix guidelines. The application includes both those areas inside and the outside tables and chairs.

Any person who desires to make a representation to the application should send to Assistant Director, Public Safety, Health & Safety and Licensing, Bartholomew House, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JP no later than the 8th of February 2018 a statement of the grounds of his/her objection. Copies of the register and applications may be viewed at the above council office during normal office hours; summaries are available via www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/licensing.

It is an offence knowingly or recklessly to make a false statement in connection with an application and the maximum fine for which a person is liable on summary conviction for the offence is currently £5000 [level 5].

Dated this: 11th day of January 2018 Signed: Doug Simmonds FBII, tp.

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Chaula’s, Lewes

The Restaurant at Drakes, Brighton

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes.

Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday.

Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings.

The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99.

Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The exceptional standards at The Restaurant at Drakes has again won them the top score in Brighton in The Good Food Guide ‘18.

Known for their imaginative, well executed dishes and created by an established team ensures every dining experience at Drakes is a memorable one. The Private Dining Room adds intimacy and an extra special touch to any occasion and includes the service of a dedicated waiter.

Dine for Less in January NEW! Set 3 course Dinner Menu ­ just £34 To redeem, quote “The Latest” (available Sun to Thurs)

The Restaurant at Drakes Hotel, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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STAGE

Noggin the Nog Rides again at the Connaught

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or a whole generation the name Noggin The Nog will conjure up early evening joy.

Noggin was the creation of Peter Firmin and Oliver Postgate, a pair of brilliant young animators who went on to create some of the most iconic children’s entertainment of the last 60 years – Basil Brush, Bagpuss, The Pingwings, Olly Beak and Fred Barker, The Clangers… yes the word ‘genius’ surely comes into play.

Now Noggin The Nog comes to the stage as a delightfully different show for families and fans. Noggin the Nog has been adapted by Third Party Productions, and has been directed by John Wright from Postgate & Firmin’s stories and the original TV films.

The show was a five star hit at Edinburgh and Brighton Festivals in 2015. A company of rather English Vikings tell the story in live action, with puppetry, live music and projection of clips from the original films. Accompanied by the brave and mighty Thor Nogson and the great green bird Graculus, the audience

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travel north on a journey of adventure and discovery, to battle against the fearsome ice dragon and the dastardly deeds of Noggin’s wicked uncle, Nogbad the Bad.

“ Noggin is a

family show with a strong cross generational appeal ”

The Saga of Noggin the Nog was first produced by Smallfilms for the BBC in 1959, originally in black & white, although later re­filmed in colour in 1982. The inspiration for the first Saga of Noggin the Nog (BBC, 1959) came from a set of Norse chess figures from the Isle of Lewis which Peter Firmin had seen in the British Museum in the early 1950s.

One story tells that they were rooted from the sand in Uig Bay by a dim­witted farmer who mistook them for elves and promptly fled. Peter

decided they were Nogs.

The association between Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin began in 1958 with Alexander the Mouse, which they produced for Rediffusion’s magnetic animation system.

This went out live and was as hazardous as it sounds with figures dropping off, turning round and whizzing across the screen. Noggin the Nog was made in single frame animation

by Smallfilms – set up in a barn at Peter and Joan’s farmhouse in Kent, their classic films are still loved by viewers of all ages.

With simple techniques and delightful storytelling, (children’s entertainment once moved at a less frenetic pace) Noggin is a family show with a strong cross generational appeal. It has such a retro appeal that the company have staged special performances solely to adult audiences.

Peter Firmin talks with childlike enthusiasm about the Noggin stage show: "When we saw it, we were delighted because it's a bit silly." He often uses the word ‘silly’ in an entirely positive context. "I think the show appeals to all ages really, to people who remember the series and children who've never seen it.”

He recalls with a smile, when they first saw the play performed in Ramsgate, the audience was largely made up of "hairy old men”.

Noggin The Nog is produced

by Third Party Productions & Mischievous Theatre supported

by The Arts Council of England and in association with The New Diorama theatre Regents Park and Theatre Royal Margate.

Noggin The Nog, Connaught Theatre, Worthing, Saturday 10 February box office 01903 206 206

REVIEW Bent Double

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ent Double is a delight of comedy, bringing a break from homogenised comedic experiences and stories with new voices and ideas.

Opening was Debra Jane Appleby, a Yorkshire­woman in her 50s with a confident experienced delivery that was enjoyable when she spoke about her family and moving South, but stepped up a notch further with its energy when she moved on to her recent palpable joy and happiness with her new lady love.

The middle section enjoyed two shorter sets from Austrian Alice Frick – fun but nervous, giving the impression of indecision between a comic character or a stand­up voice of her own – and Sophie Dukar, whose laconic delivery and careful build and release of tension in the room marked her as one to watch out for in the future.

Headlining was the very talented Rob Deering, who once again impressed with both his comic timing and musicality, utilising loop pedals, audience suggestions, a wealth of stand­up experience and an ongoing creation of new material to make him a worthy crescendo to this great night.

Komedia, 7 January 2018 ★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

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B R I G H TO N L I G H T S W H AT TO D O I N T H E C I T Y

MUSIC, ENTERTAINMENT & COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE

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French director Luc Besson .takes centre stage at TOM’s Film Club, with some of his most iconic movies being screened all week. Tuesday sees The Big Blue on the big screen – a tale of diving rivalry widely praised as one of Besson’s very best, Wednesday sees his cult classic and Natalie Portman’s debut in the violent and sweet Léon, with Thursday’s colourful sci fi The Fifth Element bringing the retrospective to a fitting close.

The Old Market, Tuesday 16 – Thursday 18 January, 7.30pm (Tues) 8pm (Wed & Thurs), £24 season pass, £10 film saver (two films), £6

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Brighton indie trio Tigercub .celebrate the release of their EP ‘Evolve Or Die’ with a homecoming show, appropriately supported by Our Girl, Glum and Sick Joy.

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Character comedy that sweeped up all of .the great reviews last year comes in the form of Christopher Bliss’ Literary Salon. Novelist Christopher Bliss is Rob Carter’s creation, graciously sharing his wit and wisdom with aspiring writers. Reading from the works of published novelists and giving his personal feedback, as well as be reading from his new novels and doling out extra advice to anyone who wants it. Which will obviously be everyone. Character storytelling performed at the top end of the scale.

Komedia, Friday 19 January 2018, 8pm, £10/12/8

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Purple Comedy kicks off the year with a .fundraiser for the Grace Eyre charity, headlined by the delightful Joe Foster and his flights of observational fancy. Supporting him is a great line­up including Mad Ron (Golden Yellow Comedian of the Year 2017), the dry wit of Dave Fensome, the anarchic musical mayhem that is James McDonnell, Sarah Charsley, Jade Gebbie and James Danielewski.

All hosted by MC Lucy Bee. Purple Playhouse, Thursday 18 January, 7.30pm, £5/4

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Concorde 2, Friday 19 January, 7pm, £10

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Have no regrets celebrating ‘.La Vie En Rose’ with Tina May’s show Edith Piaf: Celebration Of A Legend. May’s award­winning vocals honour the celebrated songs and performances of the ‘The Little Sparrow’.

Ropetackle, Wednesday 17 January, 8pm, £14

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The National Theatre’s .acclaimed production of War Horse settles in for a fortnight’s residency by the sea.

War Horse has been seen by over seven million people worldwide, has won 25 awards including the Tony Award for Best Play on Broadway.

Brighton Centre, Thurs 25 Jan – Sat 10 Feb, 2.30pm & 7.30pm, from £20

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MOVIES ON LATEST TV All day & late night

Tuesday 16 January 6.00am Stormy Crossing 1958. Drama directed by CM Pennington-Richards. Stars John Ireland, Derek Bond & Joy Webster. A story of a fateful cross channel swim. Great shots of Dover in the 50s.

FILM OF THE DAY 7.55 Ball Of Fire 1941. Comedy. Director: Howard Hawks. Stars Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck, Dana Andrews. A young grammarian who lives with a zany group of professors decides to document modern slang.

10.10 The Glass Mountain 1949. Drama. The classic tale of a war romance featuring the smash hit music of The Legend of The Glass Mountain. Starring Michael Denison and Dulcie Gray, with vocals from Tito Gobbi.

1.05pm White Cradle Inn 1947. Drama. Stars Michael Rennie & Madeleine Carroll. During the war, many children were evacuated beneath the Swiss Alps, one of which is billeted with the local Inn owners.

2.50 The Iron Petticoat 1956. War. Director: Ralph Thomas. Stars Katharine Hepburn, Bob Hope, James Robertson Justice & Robert Helpmann. A female pilot lands a Russian aircraft on German soil after flying off in a rage.

4.40 The Six Men 1951. Drama. Directed by Michael Law. A story tracing the activities of a gang of crooks whose long run of successful coups has the police in a panic. Starring Harold Warrender & Olga Edwardes.

9.30 Richard's Things 1980. Starring Liv Ullman and Amanda Redman. Richard dies of a heart attack whilst away on business, when collecting his things his wife learns that he had been travelling with another woman.

Friday 19 January 6.00am Cavalcade of Variety 1941. Musical directed by Thomas Bentley. Featuring Peter Brough, Billy Cotton and his band, the Sherman Fisher girls and many more.

7.45 13 East Street 1952. Drama. Directed by Robert Baker. Starring Patrick Holt, Dora Bryan & Michael Balfour. A detective poses as an escaped convict to catch a gang of warehouse robbers.

8.55 The Sicilians 1964. Crime. Stars Robert Hutton, Reginald Marsh & Ursula Howells.

An aide at the U.S. Embassy finds himself involved with Scotland Yard and the French police after a mafia boss’ son is kidnapped.

11.15 Valley Of Eagles FILM OF THE DAY 1951. Adventure. A scientist invents a formula that converts waves into energy. His wife steals the formula and the scientist pursues her across the frozen tundra. Starring Jack Warner & Nadia Gray.

12.55pm Crow Hollow 1952. Drama. Starring Natasha Parry & Donald Houston. In a spooky mansion, one of three sinister spinsters tries to poison her nephew's wife to steal a large inheritance.

2.20 The House In Marsh Road 1960. Horror directed By Montgomery Tully and starring Patricia Dainton, Sam Kydd and Sandra Dorne. Jean is left a house and hopes it will be the fresh start they need but the house has other ideas.

Love Me Tender

Sunday 21 January

3.40 The Kid From Brooklyn 1946. Comedy. Director: Norman Z Mcleod. Stars Danny Kaye, Eve Arden, Steve Cochran & Virginia Mayo. Through a fluke, a timid milkman knocks out a champion fighter and decides to go pro.

6.00am Marilyn 1953. Crime drama directed by Wolf Rilla and starring Maxwell Reed and Sandra Dorne. The wife of the garage owner is caught with the mechanic, when he is accidentally killed and a cover up begins.

8.20 Great Gabbo 1929. Musical drama starring Erich von Stroheim, Donald Douglas and Betty Compson. A handsome ventriloquist is in love with a dancer who is in love with another.

9.30 The Purple Plain 1954. War. Director: Robert Parrish. Stars Gregory Peck, Bernard Lee & Win Min Than. Canadian RAF pilot Forrester is a loner whose bravery can't cover a streak of reckless instability.

7.20 The Man In The Sky 1957. Drama. Director: Charles Crichton. Starring Jack Hawkins, Elizabeth Sellars & Walter Fitzgerald. John Mitchell is on a flight fraught with disaster but Mitchell is determined to land the plane.

FILM OF THE DAY 10.00 Death Goes To School 1953. Crime drama with Barbara Murray and Gordon Jackson in the lead role. A rare, old British mystery surrounding a strangulation at a school that needs Scotland Yard to investigate.

11.30 Room At The Top 1959. Drama. Director: Jack Clayton. Stars Laurence Harvey, Simone Signoret & Heather Sears. Joe Lampton arrives in a Yorkshire town with ambitions and finds solace in the arms of an older woman.

9.05 Chance of a Lifetime FILM OF THE DAY 1950. Comedy. Director: Bernard Miles. Stars Basil Radford, Bernard Miles, Kenneth More, Patrick Troughton & Hattie Jacques. The staff of an engineering firm take over after going on strike.

Wednesday 17 January 6.25am Time Of His Life 1956. Comedy. A released prisoner (Richard Hearne) goes home to embarrass his social climbing daughter. Starring Richard Wattis.

12.15pm The Million Pound Note 1954. Comedy. Director: Ronald Neame. Stars Gregory Peck, Wilfrid Hyde-White, Ronald Squire & Joyce Grenfell. Two wealthy brothers loan a penniless man 1 million pounds, in the form of one note.

10.55 Subway in the Sky 1959. Drama. Directed by Muriel Box. Starring Hildegard Knef, Katherine Kath & Van Johnson. A military doctor is falsely accused of dealing illegal drugs. Can he prove his innocence?

2.30 Impulse 1955. Drama. Directed by Charles De la Tour & Cy Endfield. Stars Arthur Kennedy, Constance Smith & Joy Shelton. A Night club singer tricks an estate agent into thinking he killed a jewel thief.

12.40pm Gasbags 1941. Comedy. Directed by Walter Forde and Marcel Varnel. Starring The Crazy Gang, Moore Marriott and Wally Patch. A mobile fish and chip shop is accidentally dragged to Nazi Germany.

4.15 Who Goes Next?

1938. War. Director: Maurice Elvey. Stars Barry K. Barnes, Sophie Stewart & Jack Hawkins. During the First World War, a number of captured British officers attempt to escape a prisoner-of-war camp.

10.00 The Trollenberg Terror 1958. Sci-Fi. A series of deaths on a Swiss mountain-side appear to be connected to a mysterious cloud. Stars: Forrest Tucker, Warren Mitchell & Andrew Faulds.

Thursday 18 January

Waterloo Road

Saturday 20 January

6.00am Hangman Waits 1947. Thriller. Director: A. Barr-Smith. Stars John turnbull & Hylton Allen. This 1947 semi-documentary style featurette is a story of grisly murders by a cinema organist.

6.00am Paul Temple's Triumph 1950. Nettlefold Films production directed by Maclean Rogers and starring John Bentley & Dinah Sheridan. Paul Temple is on the hunt for a kidnapped scientist who's invented a secret formula.

7.45 The Stars Look Down 1939. Starring Michael Redgrave and Margaret Lockwood. Davey Fenwick leaves his mining village on a university scholarship intent on returning to better support the miners.

7.35 Secret Mission 1942. War. Director: Harold French. Stars James Mason, Michael Wilding, Carla Lehmann & Hugh Williams. British intelligence are sent to assess the German defence of Nazi occupied France.

9.45 The Blue Parrot 1954. Crime Drama starring Dermot Walsh, Jacqueline Hill, Ferdy Mayne and John Le Mesurier. A Soho nightclub is the focus for an undercover investigation after the murder of a small time crook.

12.10pm Shadow Of The Eagle 1950. Drama. Director: Sidney Salkow. Stars Richard Greene, Valentina Cortese & Greta Gynt. During the eighteenth century the Empress of Russia sends her lover to kidnap her rival for the throne.

FILM OF THE DAY 2.05 Date With Disaster 1957. Crime drama directed by Charles Saunders and starring Tom Drake, William Hartnell and Shirely Eaton. One of the two owners of a Car Business plans to embezzle the company's funds.

3.20 Narrowing Circle 1955. Crime drama directed by Charles Saunders and starring Paul Carpenter and Hazel Court. A magazine crime writer is passed over for promotion by a rival who also steals the girl, but is murdered.

4.40 Final Appointment 1954. Crime. Directed by Terence Fisher and starring John Bentley.

Reporters investigate threats against a retired army officer and discover links to a series of murders that occurred during the war.

9.30 Never Let Go 1960. Crime. Director: John Guillermin. Stars Peter Sellers, Adam Faith & Richard Todd. A garage owner who makes extra cash dealing in stolen cars, asks Tommy Towers to steal a 1959 Ford Anglia.

11.20 Saturday Night, Sunday Morning 960. Drama. tars Albert Finney, Rachel Roberts, Shirley Anne Field & Hylda Baker. In Nottingham, Arthur works in a mindless haze, but his love affairs cause him complications.

9.25 Piccadilly Incident 1946. War. Director: Herbert Wilcox. Stars Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Coral Browne & Edward Rigby. A missing Wren returns from a desert isle and finds her husband has a new wife and son.

2.15 Cheaper By The Dozen 1950. Comedy. Director: Walter Lang. Stars Clifton Webb, Myrna Loy, Jeanne Crain & Betty Lynn. Based on a true story. Follow Frank Gilbreth and his wife Lillian, as they raise their 12 children.

4.00 Nobody Runs Forever 1968. Action. Director: Ralph Thomas. Stars Christopher Plummer, Rod Taylor & Lilli Palmer. An Australian detective arrives in London to arrest a top diplomat for the murder of his first wife.

10.00 Encore 1951. Comedy. Directors: Harold French, Pat Jackson & Anthony Pelissier. Stars Nigel Patrick, Kay Walsh, Glynis Johns. Three short stories by W. Somerset Maugham.

11.50 Saturday Night, Sunday Morning 1960. Drama. Stars Albert Finney, Rachel Roberts, Shirley Anne Field & Hylda Baker. In Nottingham, Arthur works in a mindless haze, but his love affairs cause him complications.

Monday 22 January

12.25pm Who Goes Next?

1938. War. Director: Maurice Elvey. Stars Barry K. Barnes, Sophie Stewart & Jack Hawkins. During the First World War, a number of captured British officers attempt to escape a prisoner-of-war camp.

6.00am Jackpot 1960. Drama. Director: Montgomery Tully. Stars William Hartnell, Betty McDowall & Eddie Byrne. An ex-convict learns that his wife is not willing to return to him. A rare screening of a 'lost' film.

FILM OF THE DAY 2.10 Waterloo Road 1944. Drama. Director: Sidney Gilliat. Stars Stewart Granger, John Mills, Alastair Sim & Joy Shelton. After Jim reports for military duty, he suspects that his bride has been seeing another man.

8.05 We Joined The Navy 1962. Comedy. Stars Kenneth More, Lloyd Nolan, Joan O’Brien & Mischa Auer. Lt Commander Badger, RN: has one besetting sin. The honesty to say the right thing at the wrong time!

3.45 Esther Waters 1948. Drama. Director: Ian Dalrymple & Peter Proud. Stars Dirk Bogarde, Kathleen Ryan & Cyril Cusack & Ivor Barnard. Esther goes into service in Victorian England, only to be seduced by a footman.

12.20pm Trial & Error 1962. Comedy. Director: James Hill. Stars Peter Sellers, Richard Attenborough & Beryl Reid. Based on a play by John Mortimer. An incompetent barrister is assigned to defend a wife murderer.

9.50 The Purple Plain 1954. War. Director: Robert Parrish. Stars Gregory Peck, Bernard Lee & Win Min Than. Canadian RAF pilot Forrester is a loner whose bravery can't cover a streak of reckless instability.

FILM OF THE DAY 4.00 Love Me Tender 1956. Drama. Director: Robert D Webb. Stars Richard Egan, Debra Paget & introducing Elvis Presley. At the end of the Civil War, a Confederate team is ordered to rob a Union payroll train.

11.50 Sleeping Car To Trieste 1948. Drama. Director: John Paddy Carstairs. Stars Jean Kent, Bonar Colleano, Albert Lieven & David Tomlinson. Agents break into an embassy in Paris to steal a diary filled with political secrets.

11.15 Capone 1975. Drama. Director: Steve Carver. Stars Ben Gazzara, Harry Guardino, Susan Blakely & Sylvester Stallone. The story of the rise and fall of the infamous Chicago gangster Al Capone.

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TV LISTINGS Britain’s Favourite Dogs: Top 100 ITV1, 7.30pm Notoriously we are an island of animal-lovers, and with even the Queen being a fan specifically of dogs (gotta love a corgi!) it’s clearly time we had a survey asking 10,000 members of the public what their favourite canine might be. With celebrity talking heads (including Prince Harry) and their doggy pals.

Working Class White Men Channel 4, 10pm Professor Green continues his exploration of working class masculinity with a closer look at families. From Gav’s release from prison with the hope of rebuilding his relationship with his son, to Essex boxer Karl who is determined to step up as a role model in his new step-family. Clever stuff.

Tuesday 16 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues.

7.00 Football Weekly Darren 'The Hartman' Hart looks back at the week's football with the help of his studio guests.

7.30 Live From the Roadee Live music from the Roadee - a mobile recording studio.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show.

9.00 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of his studio guest.

9.30 FILM: Richard's Things (1980) Starring Liv Ullman and Amanda Redman. Richard dies of a heart attack whilst away on business, when collecting his things his wife learns that he had been travelling with another woman.

11.30 FILM: Room At The Top (1959) Drama. Director: Jack Clayton. Stars Laurence Harvey, Simone Signoret & Heather Sears. Joe Lampton arrives in a Yorkshire town with ambitions and finds solace in the arms of an older woman.

1.50am Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show

BBC1

6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Max resorts to desperate measures. Masood digs himself a hole with Mariam and Arshad. Dot is faced with a blast from the past.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby City There by the Grace of... Essie struggles to use her head over her heart as she gets involved with Gaskell's trial. Oliver is transferred to AAU for a change of scene, but how will he react to old and new faces? Fletch gets an unexpected delivery.

9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

10.45 Love And Hate Crime 11.45 Ecstasy Wars: Stacey Dooley Investigates Stacey Dooley follows the trail of the world's best-selling party drug, Ecstasy (aka MDMA), from the forests of Asia to inner-city drug dens in America.

12.40am Weather For The Week Ahead

BBC2

ITV1

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Rick Stein's Road To Mexico Rick Stein's latest travels take him to Mexico's culinary capital Oaxaca, where locals still dress in traditional costume, bringing to life the enduring descriptions of writers like DH Lawrence, who fell in love with the area. This is the land that coined the phrase 'people of the corn', the former site of the desert empire of the Zapotecs and the home of Mexico's national cheese queso oaxacana.

Totally off the beaten track and across the Chinantla Mountains, the muggy breezes of the Mexican Gulf transform eastern Oaxaca from desert to a tropical paradise.

8.00 Inside The Factory 9.00 House Of Saud: A Family At War 10.00 Inside No 9 A season of dark comedies by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis.

11.15 NFL This Week Mark Chapman introduces a weekly dose of American football action from the NFL, with expert analysis from Osi Umenyiora and Jason Bell.

12.05am Masters Snooker

6.00pm ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra.

Including Meridian weather.

6.30 ITV Evening News The latest national and international news, plus a national weather forecast.

7.00 Emmerdale Pete and Ross are at odds. Moira is anxious. Zak and Lisa are concerned.

7.30 Britain's Favourite Dogs: Top 100 See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten The latest national and international news, plus a national weather forecast.

10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather.

10.40 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures.

11.10 Girlfriends Drama series about a group of three female friends who pull together to support each other after a tragedy. Tensions flare at Sue's birthday party. Linda faces an accusation over Micky's death, causing Sue and Gail to take matters into their own hands. Gail tries to reconnect with Dave.

12.10am TBA

Channel 4

6.00pm The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVII. A trio of terrifying tales sees Homer become a rampaging blob intent on consuming everything in sight, Bart wreaking havoc on his enemies by creating a creature to do his bidding and Springfield being attacked by aliens.

6.30 Hollyoaks Grace puts Jesse in a dangerous position, while Courtney has an important visit to the flat.

Maggie opens up to Scott, and Ryan has some questions for Ste. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series following the staff and animals at Chester Zoo. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south-west London. This shocking episode follows three middle-aged women who are stabbed in broad daylight in a random attack in a supermarket car park in Surrey.

10.00 Working Class White Men See highlights.

11.00 Before We Die Swedish drama series. When a police officer conducting an undercover investigation of a motorcycle club disappears, his colleague and lover Hanna Svensson tries to liase with his informant in the hope of finding him.

12.15am Naked Attraction

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TV LISTINGS Derry Girls Thursday, Channel 4, 10pm This Irish Troubles-set comedy is already must-see telly, with the boisterous girls both timeless universal characters – and also with ambitions of their own era. Like Orla, who thinks that their French trip to Paris will get her a glimpse of Nicole and Papa from the Renault advert.

Girlfriends Wednesday, ITV1, 9pm Drama series from Kay Mellor, who is ever so good at writing deep friendships between very different women. Like Gail, Sue and Linda – the last of which is quaking in the jailhouse, being questioned on suspicion of murdering her old man. Can the others help save her?

Thursday 18

Wednesday 17 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Democracy Now! Politics and discussion from the USA. 7.00 Albion Women Following the Albion Women's team throughout the 2017/18 season.

7.30 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Democracy Now! Politics and discussion from the USA. 9.00 The Rosies In this episode we discuss #OscarsSoWhite with filmmaker Graham Young , explain the Word of the Day ‘Liberal Feminism’ and meet the Rosie of the Day, Angela Davis.

9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest.

10.00 FILM: The Trollenberg Terror (1958) Sci-Fi. A series of deaths on a Swiss mountainside appear to be connected to a mysterious cloud.

11.40 FILM: Piccadilly Incident (1946) War film.

12.00am Adrenalize

BBC1

6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 MOTD Live Live coverage of football fixtures.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

10.45 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11.15 And They're Off...

For Sport Relief 12.00am Weather For The Week Ahead

BBC2

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Great 7.00 Rick Stein's Road To Mexico Oaxaca to Yucatan Peninsula. Rick Stein's journey begins to draw to a close as he heads east from Oaxaca to the Yucatan Peninsula.

8.00 Tom Kerridge's Lose Weight For Good 8.30 Trust Me, I'm A Doctor Going behind the headlines to answer topical medical and health questions.

9.00 Millionaires' ExWives Club 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on an eventful week, with guests Angela Barnes, Gary Delaney, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman and Nish Kumar.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 Masters Snooker 12.05am Masters Snooker Extra

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6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street Gary implores Seb to help Anna. Shona accompanies Eva to the hospital. Sean becomes the victim of sabotage.

8.00 Britain's Brightest Family 8.30 Coronation Street Phelan is incensed by Eileen's confession. Eva struggles with her secret. Tyrone confides in Sean about Ruby's behaviour.

9.00 Girlfriends See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten The latest national and international news, plus a national weather forecast.

10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region.

10.40 Transformation Street Documentary series focusing on people swapping gender.

11.40 Heathrow Britain's Busiest Airport 12.35am Jackpot247

Channel 4

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Granny Campbell has a plan to sabotage Courtney.

7.00 Channel 4 News Summary 8.00 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go head to head to persuade the Clayton-Fisher family from Walthamstow to sell their homes or give it a makeover.

9.00 Kiri Compelling four-part drama about a young black girl due to be adopted by a white foster family, who is abducted and the trail of lies, blame, guilt and notoriety that follows.

Tobi searches for his son Nate, the prime suspect in the case, and faces up to some uncomfortable truths about his relationship with him.

10.00 999: What's Your Emergency?

Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Wiltshire.

11.05 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital.

12.00am PokerStars Championship

BBC1

5.50pm And They're Off...

For Sport Relief 6.30 Pointless Celebrities Noughties. A special celebrity noughties edition of the general knowledge quiz.

Presented by Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman.

Featuring Lisa Maffia and Romeo, Gail Emms and Audley Harrison, David Spinx and Susie Amy, and Katy Brand and Brian Belo.

7.20 Wedding Day Winners 8.20 Casualty Elle's son turns up in the ED with his injured friend after going missing all night. A schoolteacher faces the consequences of her decision. Ethan goes for his interview.

9.10 BBC News 9.30 Hard Sun Drama.

10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of eight Premier League matches including title hopefuls Manchester City's clash with Newcastle United, and Chelsea's trip to Brighton & Hove Albion.

11.50 The NFL Show 12.20am FILM: Papadopoulos And Sons (2012)

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote The People's Republic of Brighton and Hove Takeover. An isle of sanity in a sea of blue.

7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show All the latest non-league football news and action from the region.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music, as DJ Box showcases up-andcoming dance music talent from the UK and Europe.

9.00 Out With Allan Jay Your weekly guide to what's on and where with a behind-thescenes look at LGBTfriendly venues in and around Brighton.

9.30 FILM: Never Let Go (1960) Crime. Director: John Guillermin. Stars Peter Sellers, Adam Faith & Richard Todd. A garage owner who makes extra cash dealing in stolen cars, asks Tommy Towers to steal a 1959 Ford Anglia.

11.20 FILM: Saturday Night, Sunday Morning (1960) 1.05am Noise Reel Extra

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Can anyone get through to Max? Whitney looks for answers. Mel finds herself in a tricky position.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Big Cats Documentary series uncovering the secret lives of cats. Advances in remote and low-light filming technology provides new insight into the secret life of the mysterious small cats.

9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby.

11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests.

12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead

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Saturday 20 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music.

7.00 Albion Women Following the Albion Women's team throughout the 2017/18 season.

7.30 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Adrenalize Highpowered thrills and spills from the world of extreme sports.

9.00 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest.

9.30 FILM: Deliver Us (2017) Short Horror Drama. Directed by Melton Sharrier. Starring Joanna Rosenfeld.

9.50 FILM: The Purple Plain (1954) War. Director: Robert Parrish.

Stars Gregory Peck, Bernard Lee & Win Min Than. Canadian RAF pilot Forrester is a loner whose bravery can't cover a streak of reckless instability.

11.50 FILM: Sleeping Car To Trieste (1948) Drama.

1.40am The Arun Valley Postcard Trail

The Voice UK Saturday, ITV1, 8pm Olly Murs has done pretty well out of his X Factor experience. Sure he came runner up, but victor Joe McElderry didn’t end up hosting the programme, go on to pretty established chart success, and then find himself on the other side of the judging panel over on ITV. Did we say that Olly is one of The Voice judges?

BBC2

6.00pm Hugh's Wild West Lifelong nature lover Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall pursues his fascination with the wildlife of the West Country as he teams up with the region's most dedicated nature lovers.

7.00 Masters Snooker Semi-final action continues at the Masters, with the first to six frames booking his place in Sunday's final.

Hazel Irvine presents live coverage from Alexandra Palace.

10.30 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

11.15 Performance Live: I Told My Mum I Was Going On An RE Trip I Told My Mum I Was Going On An R.E. Trip... explores one of society’s last taboos: abortion. It is the result of two years of development, based on the interviews and opinions of over 50 participants including young women, boyfriends, parents, doctors and campaigners.

12.00am Masters Snooker - Extra

ITV1

6.00pm Regional News And Weather 6.05 ITV News 6.20 You've Been Framed Harry Hill narrates more home video howlers sent in by viewers in his own inimitable manner.

6.45 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness continues to preside over more matchmaking fun, but which of his 30 single ladies will be whisked away on a date to the Isle of Fernandos tonight? Descending in the love lift this episode are model Callum from the Wirral, caricaturist Sean from Blackpool, student Will from London and musician Sam from Brighton.

8.00 The Voice UK See highlights.

9.30 Through The Keyhole 10.30 ITV News 10.45 FILM: Jaws 3 (1983) The second sequel to the blockbuster transports the action from Amity Island to a new undersea kingdom attraction in a Florida theme park. Starring Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Simon MacCorkindale.

12.30am Jackpot247

Channel 4

5.30pm The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series revealing the secret lives of animals at Chester Zoo. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales explore one of Britain's most ancient waterways, the Norfolk Broads. It's their first time visiting this picturesque network of slow-moving rivers, fens, marshes and waterlogged woodlands.

8.00 Village Of The Year 9.00 FILM: Sicario (2015) Crime thriller. An idealistic FBI agent is enlisted by a government task force to aid in the escalating war against drugs at the border area between the USA and Mexico.

Starring Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin.

11.25 FILM: Salt (2010) Thriller. A CIA agent is accused of being a Russian spy by a defector brought in for questioning and sets out to prove her innocence at all costs. Starring Angelina Jolie and Liev Schreiber.

1.15am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith And Fun Sarah Hopwood presents show looking at a different emotion every week and how it relates to family life, the Christian faith, and a sense of fun.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly.

9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show.

9.30 Out With Allan Jay Your weekly guide to what's on and where with a behind-thescenes look at LGBTfriendly venues in and around Brighton.

10.00 FILM: Encore (1951) Comedy.

Directors: Harold French, Pat Jackson & Anthony Pelissier. Stars Nigel Patrick, Kay Walsh, Glynis Johns.

Three short stories by W. Somerset Maugham.

11.50 FILM: Saturday Night, Sunday Morning (1960) Drama. Stars Albert Finney.

12.00am Noise Reel

6.00pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team.

6.20 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

6.30 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside.

7.30 Still Open All Hours 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama based on the memoirs of Jennifer Worth about midwifery and family life in London's East End during the 1950s.

9.00 McMafia Drama.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of Tottenham's trip to Southampton. Last season Spurs ran out 4-1 winners courtesy of two goals from Dele Alli, while Southampton's Nathan Redmond was sent off. Plus all of the best action from Saturday's Premier League fixtures.

11.30 Man Like Mobeen 11.50 Man Like Mobeen 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead

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The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything Sunday, Channel 4, 10pm More ways to educate and stupid up yourself at the same time, with Jimmy Carr asking the questions about the history of mankind. Those showing off cleverness and inventive wrong answers include Vic & Bob, Nish Kumar, and Miranda Hart.

Dancing On Ice Sunday, ITV1, 6pm It’s pretty impressive, this stuff? Yes, you might not recognise all of the ‘celebrities’ but they’re certainly working hard and accumulating the bruises to get better and better each week. Who will get that prized smile from Judge Jason, and will Holly and Philip ever report from midway through the tunnel of their ice set?

First Dates Hotel Monday, Channel 4, 10pm Fred’s been working hard to find the perfect matches in the hope of fostering love this week, bless him. Fitness fanatic Bernard (87) is looking for a partner with similar get-upand-go, and is paired with septuagenarian ballroom dancing Ruth. Will it work?

Friday 19 BBC2

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Great British Railway Journeys.

7.00 Masters Snooker 8.00 Hairy Bikers Mediterranean Adventure 9.00 A House Through Time Through the prism of one single terraced house in Liverpool, this series tells a story of Britain from the 1840s to the present day - a period of seismic social change.

10.00 The Mash Report Satirical and surreal news show. Nish Kumar and a cast of hilarious correspondents keep you up to date with everything that has happened - or not happened - this week.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Kirsty Wark.

11.15 Masters Snooker 12.05am Masters Snooker Extra

ITV1

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 TBA 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 The Cruise: Return To The Mediterranean Series which follows the staff and passengers on board one of the world's largest luxury cruise ships, the Royal Princess. This time there is tension in the galley as a health inspection looms.

9.00 Transformation Street Documentary series focusing on people swapping gender. Cameras follow 52-year-old virgin Emma as she prepares for breast augmentation, and writer Juno, who grew up believing she was a gay man. Exfirefighter Stephanie undergoes facial surgery.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Regional News And Weather 10.45 Great Art Michelangelo: Love and Death.

11.45 Lethal Weapon 12.35am Jackpot247

Channel 4

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap set in Chester.

Scott spots Maggie and Brody hugging and completely misreads the situation.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke and master craftsman Will Hardie travel around the UK visiting ingenious and eccentric builds created by pioneering small space designers.

9.00 Hunted Documentary series following British citizens who are given fugitive status and go on the run in the UK. One fugitive down and spirits are high in HQ. The hunters have tracked Bob and Alex Ayling to a remote church in Cheshire.

10.00 Derry Girls See highlights.

10.35 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love.

11.35 Working Class White Men 12.35am The Secret Life Of The Zoo

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Homeless By The Sea Documentary talking to homeless people in Brighton and Hove.

7.30 The Vote 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Live From the Roadee Live music from the Roadee.

9.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. Anthea Clarke introduces July's top 10 based on physical album sales at Brighton's cult independent record store, Resident Music.

9.30 FILM: The Purple Plain (1954) War. Director: Robert Parrish.

Stars Gregory Peck, Bernard Lee & Win Min Than. Canadian RAF pilot Forrester is a loner whose bravery can't cover a streak of reckless instability.

11.30 FILM: Room At The Top (1959) Drama. Stars Laurence Harvey, Simone Signoret. Joe Lampton arrives in a Yorkshire town with ambitions and finds solace in the arms of an older woman.

1.50am Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show

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BBC1

6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders One family is faced with the unthinkable changing them forever. Tiffany finds herself in a precarious situation.

8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101.

9.00 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction.

9.30 Mrs Brown's Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his chat show.

11.25 Witless 11.55 Chinese Burn 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show?

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Great British Railway Journeys.

7.00 Masters Snooker 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind.

8.30 A Vicar's Life 9.00 Monty Don's Paradise Gardens 10.00 QI Sandi Toksvig hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.05 Masters Snooker 11.55 Masters Snooker Extra 1.55am Panorama

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street Phelan takes centre stage at Anna's trial.

8.00 River Monsters On a remote lake in Malaysia, two men vanish - just hours apart.

Amid rumours that a giant fish is on the loose, biologist and monsterhunter Jeremy Wade sets out to track down the possible culprit.

8.30 Coronation Street Bethany sets up Gary in a sting operation.

9.00 Lethal Weapon Action-packed police drama. Riggs and Murtaugh respond to the death of a plastic surgeon, drawing them into a case involving an illegal drug ring run out of a wellness clinic.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Through The Keyhole Remake of the infamous panel show from the '90s hosted by Keith Lemon.

11.45 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness returns for more matchmaking fun.

12.45am Jackpot247

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Scott tries to explain to Damon about what he saw, but will his ideology cause bigger problems?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy's Friday Night Feast Cookery series presented by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier.

9.00 The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything Celebrity quiz show in which host Jimmy Carr asks questions from the history of mankind.

Contestants include Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Claudia Winkleman, Miranda Hart Jonathan Ross and Nish Kumar.

There are also cameos from Charles Dance, Jon Snow, the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School and a whole host of celebrity question setters.

11.05 First Dates Hotel Dating reality series following those looking for love at a luxury hotel.

12.10am FILM: Amy (2015)

Monday 22 BBC2

6.00pm Tennis: Australian Open Highlights Kat Downes presents highlights of 2018's Australian Open fourth round in Melbourne. Great Britain's number one seed Andy Murray sustained a shock defeat to Germany's Mischa Zverev at this stage in 2017.

7.00 Masters Snooker In this final session, a maximum of 11 frames will decide who will become 2018 Masters champion and the winner of the £200,000 first prize. Hazel Irvine, Steve Davis and John Parrott guide you through the evening.

11.00 The Mash Report With robust reporting and up-to-the-minute analysis, Nish Kumar and a team of hilarious correspondents keep you up to date with everything that has happened - or not happened - this week.

11.30 Insert Name Here Jane. Sue Perkins hosts the comedy panel show about people with just one thing in common they all have the same name.

12.00am FILM: Drive (2011)

ITV1

6.00pm Dancing On Ice See highlights.

8.10 Vera Home.

Detective drama series set in the North East.

Quiet life in suburbia takes a dark turn when a woman is found murdered in her garden.

DCI Vera Stanhope discovers that the neighbours are not all that they seem, and buried secrets must be unearthed to catch the killer.

10.10 ITV News The latest news headlines from around the world.

10.25 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston interviews the key political figures, newsmakers and cultural figures, while Allegra Stratton keeps viewers up to date with the big issues on social media.

11.25 Next Of Kin Thriller about a London doctor who becomes embroiled in a web of conspiracy.

Having contacted Danny in Pakistan, Mona travels to Lahore to identify Kareem's body.

The trip presents an opportunity to make contact with Danny, but leads her to grave danger in a remote corner of the city.

12.20am Great Art

Channel 4

4.15pm Darts: BDO Lakeside World Professional Championships Rob Walker and Paul Nicholson introduce live coverage of the men's BDO World Professional Darts Championship final.

8.00 The Biggest Little Railway In The World Engineer Dick Strawbridge leads a team of model railway enthusiasts as they attempt to build the longest model railway in the world.

9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which exSpecial Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process in Morocco's epic and unforgiving Atlas Mountains. The instructors push the remaining recruits to tackle their fears and weaknesses head-on, challenging them to abseil more than 200 feet from the top of the enormous El Mansour Dam. 10.00 The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything See highlights.

12.00am FILM: Killing Them Softly (2012)

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues.

7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show All the latest non-league football news and action from the region.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Lights Jamie Walker presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond.

9.00 Tales From The Margins Extra Professor Rainer Schulze presents a series of films looking at issues affecting LGBT+ people around the world.

10.00 The Arun Valley Postcard Trail 10.15 Dick Powell Theatre Run 'Til It's Dark. Dick Powell served as host to this hugely popular 60s series with a glittering cast of guest stars.

11.15 FILM: Capone (1975) Drama. Director: Steve Carver. Stars Ben Gazzara, Harry Guardino, Susan Blakely & Sylvester Stallone. The story of the rise and fall of the infamous Chicago gangster Al Capone.

1.20am Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show

BBC1

6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Is fox hunting still taking place in the south east 13 years after it was banned? Plus the Deal woman inspired to help others following the death of her brother from a drug overdose.

And how to get the family to improve their fitness.

8.00 EastEnders The men involved in Aidan's job are determined to find their money. Martin is left stunned when Stacey returns out of the blue, and Tiffany plays matchmaker for Whitney.

8.30 Panorama Vigorous investigation of a topical issue.

9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the comedy quiz show.

11.15 New Tricks Drama series.

12.15am The Graham Norton Show

6.00pm Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail.

7.00 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby Marina Bay Sands, Singapore. Giles Coren and Monica Galetti join the 9,500-strong workforce in one of the world's biggest hotels Singapore's Marina Bay Sands.

8.00 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell.

8.30 University Challenge Quiz series for students.

9.00 Surgeons: At The Edge Of Life 10.00 Insert Name Here Comedy panel show about people with just one thing in common they all have the same name.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 Millionaires' ExWives Club A look inside the world of super rich divorce when the mansions, the Rolls and the super yacht have to be split.

12.15am World Indoor Bowls Highlights

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie enacts a dangerous plan. Faith calls a truce.

Lachlan faces an inevitable task.

7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Next Of Kin Thriller about a London doctor who becomes embroiled in a web of conspiracy.

Mona returns to the UK and despite her injuries is determined to investigate Danny's suspected links to radical Islam. But on the day of Kareem's funeral, her efforts to get Danny to safety have unexpectedly dire consequences for the family.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 Britain's Favourite Dogs: Top 100 Documentary which carries out a comprehensive survey of dog ownership in the UK. Owners with heartwarming, extraordinary or funny stories talk about their dogs.

1.00am Jackpot247

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Mandy and her hens prepare for the happiest day of her life, while Scarlett threatens to ruin the wedding.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 How To Lose Weight Well Dr Xand van Tulleken and dietician Hala El-Shafie help dieters as they attempt the most hyped and written about diets on the market today.

Supermarket employee Rebecca and charity worker Alisha from London want to ditch their bikini bulges for a family holiday abroad.

9.00 The Undateables Uplifting three-part series following a variety of people with disabilities as they look for love.

10.00 First Dates Hotel See highlights.

11.05 Derry Girls Comedy from acclaimed writer Lisa McGee who mines her own experiences to create a candid comedy set against the spectre of The Troubles in Northern Ireland.

11.35 Hunted Documentary series.

12.35am SAS: Who Dares Wins