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from the

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LOUDMOUTH

Ill intentions

Snow Day!!!

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he snow has arrived – we’ve made snow angels, thrown snowballs into the sea from the end of the pier to confuse the seagulls, and spotted how many houses have good roofing insulation in our area (it’s the ones where the snow hasn’t melted off). The Beast From The East has blown in and had the very British consequence of excessive queuing in Redhill. It’s also brought a new flu season. Or is it really the flu?

It used to be that if you were off ill you had to have ‘the flu’, otherwise it was ‘just a cold’. I’m not quite sure where this idea that the flu was the big brother of a cold came from. The flu has a fever, the shivers, exhaustion, that kind of thing. A cold is an obvious virus that makes you sneeze, cough, have a headache and feel like rubbish. You can have mild flu or a heavy cold – who’s the one giving them a hierarchy, man? Viral conspiracy theories aside, it doesn’t really benefit anyone to get into a competition.

The same goes for the concept of ‘man flu’ being an over­ reaction. Someone’s feeling crummy and that’s all you need to know. No need to use your on point toxic masculinity to dismiss someone else’s lurghy. That’s just multi­tasking high school meanness.

I think what I’m trying to say through my germ­spattered words (I’m not naming it, I’ll not fuel the flu vs cold debate further) is that enough in life is a competition, feeling under the weather doesn’t have to be too. I’ll take the words of advice who think they had what I’m having. And after a few days of feeling like my head’s in a raincloud I’ll emerge with a croaky voice, in recovery, and seeing which blues and old school jazz numbers I can enjoy the most while I sound like Barry White. And he didn’t have a cold or the flu.

Victoria Nangle

s there anything more magical than the words ‘snow day’?

Perhaps not as much for an adult, but for a child the only thing that ranks higher on the list of exciting phrases is the ‘C’ word itself (I was talking about Christmas, I hope you were too). So it’s with a happy heart that I think of all the children who are waking up this week and eagerly darting to their windows to tear open the curtains and see whether they’ve had their school sentence lifted for a single day of frozen fun. Across the country memories are being made that will be discussed with so much warm fondness for years to come, all thanks to some frozen water falling from the sky at an unexpected time of the year. Nature is funny, but we humans are funnier.

I remember and treasure all my snow days as golden moments in my childhood. I was 12 years old when it snowed in April and I made my first ever snowman. I could not believe (and still can’t quite) that we had enough snow to even make a snowman (although I do remember the grass was exposed all round nearby by the time we were done!). And we didn’t even scrimp in size, it was adult size and taller than my little 12­year­old self! We gave him all the trimmings, hat, scarf, and I think it was a peach nose, probably because that was the only thing in the kitchen.

I remember standing there looking at something I never thought I would ever be able to make with the one inch of snow that we usually got at home, and being so excited to do it all again next year. Of course, English weather would never have the decency to be that predictable.

We didn’t get another proper snow day for a few years after that, by which time the childish enthusiasm had been replaced somewhat by good old fashioned English grumbling, and it was more important that I talk about how cold I was rather than how tall a snowman I could make. But this time I’m meeting the Beast Of The East with that same childhood enthusiasm. So if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for my snowball fight.

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Any person who desires to make a representation to the variation, should send to Head of Planning & Public Protection, Health & Safety and Licensing, Bartholomew House, Bartholomew House, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JP no later than 13th March 2018 a brief written statement of the grounds of his/her objection.

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VEGFEST Discover the joys of plant­based living at 10th annual VegfestUK Brighton on March 24­25 at the Brighton Centre

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lant­based lifestyles have attracted plenty of interest from a selection of celebrities, media and health professionals endorsing a diet free from animal products. In the wake of record number of signups for Veganuary – an annual month­long pledge in living vegan for a month – you may be tempted to put in your diary one of the nation's biggest events for plant­based living – VegfestUK Brighton – on March 24­25 at the Brighton Centre.

A wide range of plant­based produce will be showcased by a selection of businesses based in or around Brighton at the event.

Amongst these businesses are Katie’s Nuttery, who’re making their own artisan nut butters and nut mylks in Brighton. Happy Maki, a favourite in the street food catering scene, has recently launched a vegan sushi shop in Brighton to offer dine­in options.

Local ice cream parlour Boho Gelato will be offering their own dairy­free flavours to visitors at the show. To demonstrate that vegan options are not restricted to food and drinks, Surrey­based companies Made By Coopers and Indigenous Beauty offer clean organic aromatherapy products and natural handmade deodorant creams respectively, whilst Brighton­based company Eden Perfumes has a large amount of flavours for their perfumes – all made without the use of animal ingredients and without animal testing.

“ Raw Cacao & Hazelnut Tarts and Raspberry Ripple No­Cheese Cheesecake ”

A number of high­calibre musicians will be entertaining a big crowd with their acoustic songs at a talent contest to be judged by a group of celebrities within the plant­based living scene.

Judges include singer Rozalla (renowned for her hit single ‘Everybody’s Free’), actor Peter Egan, actress Wendy Turner­ Webster, presenter Jasmine Harman, and vet Marc Abraham.

Dozens of vegan comedians will be entertaining visitors to VegfestUK Brighton with their witty stories and humour.

Headlining the festival on the Saturday is award­winning comic, published author and mental health campaigner Dave Chawner, whilst on Sunday, attention turns to UK comedy circuit regular Chris Stokes. A dozen other comedians who follow a plant­based diet will be sharing a series of their own vegan stories on top of their own punchlines, with local comedians including the likes of Liam Cook, James Cartwright and many others.

The festival also consists of 19 globally inspired caterers serving a series of mouthwatering plant­based cuisine, ranging from pizzas, curries, fishless “fish and chips”, to falafel wraps, burgers, hot dogs, ice cream amongst a long list of sumptuous food varieties, plus around 60 quality speakers hosting dozens of talks and cookery demos, on top of a series of panels and workshops on healthy living and ethical lifestyles, a kids’ area and an art exhibition.

Tickets are available both in advance and on the gate. Advance day tickets are priced at £7.70 for adults and £4.40 for concessions (including 10% booking fee) – these are available to buy online at www.brighton.vegfest.co.uk/tickets up until the morning of the event weekend. Meanwhile, tickets on the gate cost £10 for adults and £5 for concessions. Kids under 16 can enter for free as long as they are accompanied by adults.

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DANE BAPTISTE A regular on TV comedy panel shows, master of his own sitcom with Sunny D, and acclaimed stand up Dane Baptiste talks with Victoria Nangle about being pigeon­holed, his sister, and Nando’s.

Hi, Dane how are you today?

Hi Victoria; today I’m hungover, apparently sushi and copious amounts of French Vodka aren’t a good combination. Other than that and the continued threat of Nuclear War from the American President, I’m aiight.

You've been touring overseas of late. Have you had to tailor your British experience observational humour at all?

Gratefully; not so much. My experiences previously meant that I’m more aware of the nuance of different countries and so I do my best to not make references to Anglo­ centric. Also the influence of imperial rule means most people understand Britishness very well.

You have a very intelligent and thoughtful perspective on many issues, but you've also said you don't want to be pigeon­holed as a 'clever comedian'. Obviously everybody is a complex kaleidoscope of pigeon­holes.

Which of yours do you feel is most often overlooked when your comedy is being described, and why do you think that is?

If I had to choose I’d say the surreal stuff. I always endeavour to balance the

serious and the silly, but a lot of critics overlook it. I think a lot of my detractors think my intelligence stems from an ‘icarus complex’; and so typically they’ll say I’m taking on too many subjects, I however think audiences can handle the depth, and also it means your creations can be read on a number of levels.

'G.O.D.' feels like it has a lot more of an overview of the big ideas – Gold, oil and drugs.

What latest big idea is tickling your brain at the moment?

They’re loads at the moment, but currently I’m working on a

I think that it’s broadened my horizons across all of these things! One of the best things about comedy has been learning about the varied and nuanced experiences from my contemporaries, as well as travel the world and learning about different cultures first hand.

Can you give an example of how being recognised has affected your life in the last year?

I got a free meal from a somewhat prestigious fast food restaurant. It made me feel like I’d arrived. Now if I

“ Now if I can get a legendary

Nando’s black card, (they claim it’s a myth) life would be made ”

sitcom about the gig economy and interracial relationships, a podcast about the state of the world and ideas regarding romantic comedies. A lot of ideas in the foetal stages, but I’ll keep you all posted!

This is your third successful solo show. How do you think that success may have changed your perspective on things – politics, relationships, finance?

can get a legendary Nando’s black card, (they claim it’s a myth) life would be made. Gastronomically anyway.

You often speak about how different you and your twin sister are – what do you think each of you would take away if you had to live each others' lives for 24 hours?

I’ll be honest, I don’t know if I’d make it. But really if I was

my sister for a day I feel like a lot of time would be spent apologising to me.

Will there be any more sees or episodes of Sunny D in the pipeline?

I’m hoping so; currently the show is on hiatus, but if we can get a movement for people that want it to contact the Beeb, I’m sure it could happen.

In an ideal world, what would the major events of 2018 be for you?

A friend of mine, whom is very much into astrology said that Saturn’s influence will reveal truths whether people like it or not. And I think that there’s a lot of global ignorance and apathy that can’t continue, so I’m looking forward to it. Also it’s the Age Of Aquarius, and we are seeing that sexual abuse in the industry won’t be tolerated anymore and I hope that the trend of weeding out abusers in all industries and walks of life continues. Also me being recognised as one of the best comedians of my generation. That would be nice, and stop my mum talking about Grandkids.

Dane Baptiste: G.O.D. (Gold. Oil. Drugs.), Komedia, Thursday 12 April, 8pm, £12

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morality tale about other people lacking morals. Two parts hilarity and one part philosophy and raises some interesting food for thought.

Wed 21 Mar, 8pm

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Hallelujah it’s reigning women at The Old Market

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o coincide with International Women’s Day 2018 on 8 March, The Old Market has curated a mini­ season of shows and events to celebrate women in all their glory. The mini­season runs through March and into April and is a celebration full of formidable female figures in all their heterogeneity.

TOM’s Film Club presents Girlhood, one of the best coming­of­age films of recent years. Girlhood is a knockout contribution to the canon of French cinema, painting an intimate portrait of the life and struggles of protagonist Marieme. Gritty and uplifting in equal measure, Girlhood traces the difficult terrain

with getting older are often concealed and ignored, never taking center stage in explorations within mainstream arts. Ageing shouldn’t mean retreating into the background of social life.

The Women Over 50 Film Festival (WOFFF) celebrates older women on screen and behind the camera with an annual short film festival and regular screenings and events in and around Brighton and Hove.

WOFFF are screening a selection of the best films that the 2017 WOFFF has to offer.

WOFFF – Best of the Fest Tue 20 Mar, 7.30pm

Chortle award nominee and rising star in stand­up, Kiri

“ A celebration full of formidable female figures in all their heterogeneity ” facing a young black girl growing up in the projects.

Mon 19 Mar, 7.30pm

Ageing is one of the key themes of the Reigning Women season. Many of the experiences facing women that are intimately tied up

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Pritchard­Mclean thinks the world revolves around her, but that didn’t stop her wishing to mentor vulnerable kids.

Consequently, she’s going to be extremely careful what she wishes for in the future, this is an immoral comedian’s

A&E comedy bring their critically acclaimed and award­ winning social satire Enter The Dragons to the stage with a show that gives ageing a right ol’ kick up the arse. Winner of Best of the Brighton Fringe 2017’ Enter the Dragons comes from a place of frustration and returns fire with an irreverent, and at times absurd, show that pokes fun at the challenges facing women as they age.

“We’re fed up with negative, caricatured portrayals of older women, and are giving a rallying cry of joyful dissent to all women. We hope that the show speaks to anyone who is considering ageing! There’s a common misconception that as you get older you are doomed to life of hot flushes, swollen ankles and cardigan wearing. We’re saying ‘sod that’ and actually we’re more creative, fearless and energetic than ever!

“The show re­imagines the classic mythological quest from the point of view of an older woman. Banished from the land of the young, our protagonist must navigate this mysterious new landscape.

Along the way she meets a cast of strange allies and enemies, chief among them being the ancient Seers, Jackie and Karen. Who better to help you navigate this Game of Crones? Let their wisdom guide you through the minefield of maturity and beyond!”

Thu 22 – Sat 24 Mar, 7.30pm The Old Market www.theoldmarket.com

REVIEW Robin Ince: Pragmatic Insanity

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eing an avid listener of Robin Ince and Brian Cox’s Radio 4 podcast The Infinite Monkey Cage, and attending a number of their live Christmas Compendiums, I was interested to see comedian Robin Ince minus his science sidekick. Billed as a ninety minute show about art and science, Robin’s inability to stay on topic means it lasts 2.5 hours and includes tangents as diverse as knitting, suicide, canal boat TV shows and goats. Happily the space for spontaneity that his solo stand up allows for only further showcases and shares his enthusiasm and infectious wonder at the world.

The Old Market, 28 February 2018 ★★★★★

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MUSIC, ENTERTAINMENT & COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE

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A multi award .winning/nominated performer, Jo Harman is widely regarded as one of Europe's finest ever soul/blues fuelled voices. A rare chance to hear her live.

Ropetackle, Friday 9 March, 8pm, £17.50

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Paloma Faith returns to .Brighton as a part of her The Architect 2018 tour. With support from XamVolo. Read our interview with her here: thelatest.co.uk/ brighton/2018/02/12/ interview­paloma­faith/ Brighton Centre, Monday 12 March, 6.30pm, from £39.05

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Marking this week’s .International Women’s Day is Witty Women, mixing stand up comedy, character comedy, poetry and storytelling.

Headlined by Linda Larkin (the creation of award­winning comedian Sam Savage), and hosted by marvellous comic Sami Stone, this is the brainchild of comedian Sha Wylie, handpicking a line­up from faces that used to be regulars on the Brighton comedy scene, returning especially for this fundraising event for domestic abuse charity Rise.

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Lancashire native comedian Sophie .Willan’s show was met with sold out audiences last year at the Edinburgh Fringe, saw her take home the prestigious Herald Angel Award and earned her a nomination for the Edinburgh Comedy award for Best Show.

Her show Branded delves in to her lifetime of being given labels by others due to her background, her gender, her ambition and her heroin addict Mother. As the recently announced first winner of the Caroline Aherne Bursury she is one to watch.

The Basement, Thurs 8 & Fri 9 March, 8pm, £10/8

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Join multi award­winner and Britain’s Got .Talent 2017 semi­finalist Jess Robinson for an evening of celebrity impressions, musical comedy and stunning vocal gymnastics. Like a wonderfully malfunctioning jukebox, Jess and her incredible vocals will take you on a dizzying journey through hilarious musical mash­ups, serving a feast of styles and genres from Billie Holiday and Judy Garland to Amy Winehouse and Beyoncé with Here Come The Girls.

Komedia, Wednesday 7 March, 7pm, £18/10 (under 15 years old)

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Junkyard Dogs, Tuesday 6 March, 7.30pm, £5

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Tramfrau’s yearly .International Women's Day extravaganza is going bingo crazy this year. Promising shows, stalls, prizes, guests, DJs, workshops, food, and most of all bingo! – at the Kill Joy Bingo game­show party. With a raffle to raise funds for Rise offering some fabulous prizes.

The Spire, Saturday 10 March, 8pm, £5/4

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MOVIES ON LATEST TV All day & late night

Tuesday 6 March

Friday 9 March

6.00am Checkmate 1935. Crime drama starring Maurice Evans, Felix Aylmer, Evelyn Foster and Donald Wolfit. A Scotland Yard detective gets more than he bargained with a gang of London jewel thieves.

6.10am Cynara 1932. Drama. Director: King Vidor. Stars Ronald Colman, Kay Francis & Phyllis Barry. Jim Warlock has always been conservative, but soon has a passionate affair when his wife leaves town for a few days.

7.20 Velvet Touch 1948. Thriller. A police captain (Sydney Greenstreet) must solve the murder of a producer. Was it his ex or his ex ex? Stars Rosalind Russell, Leo Glenn & Claire Trevor.

9.15 The Wedding Of Lilli Marlene 1953. War Time Drama. Lilli will not marry her love, an American reporter, until she becomes a star. Starring Lisa Daniely, Hugh McDermott and Sid James.

12.00pm Guilt Is My Shadow 1950. Drama. Directed by Roy Kellino. Stars Patrick Holt, Elizabeth Sellars and Peter Reynolds. A farmer is enjoying an idyllic life in Devon, until his nephew arrives on the run from the police.

4.00 Jigsaw 1962. Directed by Val Guest and starring Jack Warner. A woman is murdered and it's up to Detective Fellows to sift through the clues and solve the 'Jigsaw'. Great shots of Brighton in the 60s.

FILM OF THE DAY 10.15 Man In The Attic 1953. Thriller. Stars Jack Palance, Constance Smith & Byron Palmer.

A Landlady begins to suspect her new tenant is Jack the Ripper when a self-described pathologist moves in.

Wednesday 7 March

7.50 The Devil to Pay! 1931. Romance. Director: George Fitzmaurice. Stars Ronald Colman, Myrna Loy, Loretta Young & Frederick Kerr. The black sheep son of an English Lord falls in love with a Russian Nobleman's Fiance.

9.20 Man From Tangier 1957. Drama. Directed by Lance Comfort. Starring Robert Hutton, Lisa Gastoni & Martin Benson. Chuck Collins finds himself involved in a passport and forgery racket, just through taking the wrong coat!

11.50 Two Thousand Women 1944. War. Director: Frank Launder. Stars Phyllis Calvert, Flora Robson & Patricia Roc. Female prisoners arrive at a German camp.

Among them is Freda, a strong-minded journalist.

FILM OF THE DAY 3.00pm The Rake's Progress 1945. Drama. Directed by Sidney Gilliat. Stars Rex Harrison, Jean Kent & Lilli Palmer. A young Englishman flunks out of Oxford & decides to use his considerable charm to achieve his goals.

10.25 Belle Star 1941. Western. Directed by Irvin Cummings. Starring Randolph Scott, Gene Tierney and Dana Andrews. A southern beauty, indignant at her treatment by the Yankees, marries a confederate guerrilla.

6.00am Condemned 1929. Drama. Director: Wesley Ruggles. Stars Ronald Colman, Ann Harding & Dudley Digges. Colman is sent to Devil's Island, where he becomes romantically involved with the wife of a sadistic warden.

Old Mother Riley Meets The Vampire

Sunday 11 March 6.00am The Real Glory 1939. War. Director: Henry Hathaway. Stars Gary Cooper, David Niven, Andrea Leeds & Broderick Crawford. In 1906, Col. Hatch is stationed in the Philippines and recruits officers to train the locals.

8.00 Double Bunk 1961. Comedy Stars Ian Carmichael, Janette Scott, Sidney James & Liz Fraser. A Newlywed couple are desperate to get back home after their houseboat runs out of fuel in France.

7.45 God's Little Acre 1958. Comedy Drama. Directed by Anthony Mann. Starring Robert Ryan, Tina Louise & Aldo Ray. A poor farmer is obsessed with finding gold on his land supposedly buried by his grandfather.

10.55 Broken Journey 1948. Drama. Stars Phyllis Calvert, James Donald, David Tomlinson & Margot Grahame. A Plane crash lands miles from civilisation. The passengers must prevail.

12.10pm Good Morning, Boys FILM OF THE DAY 1937. Comedy. Directed by Marcel Varnel. Stars Will Hay, Martita Hunt, Lilli Palmer, Charles Hawtrey & Peter Gawthorne. The headmaster of a boy's school unwittingly helps an escaped convict.

12.40pm The Hi-jackers 1963. Drama. Directed by Jim O'Connolly. Starring Anthony Booth & Jacqueline Ellis. A lorry driver meets Shirley at a cafe and offers her a lift. His truck carrying valuable whiskey is later hijacked.

1.45 The Wicked Lady 1945. Drama. Directed by Leslie Arliss. Stars Margaret Lockwood, Griffith Jones & James Mason. 17th Century beauty Barbara Worth leads a double life to relieve her boredom.

3.00 The Little Foxes FILM OF THE DAY 1941. Drama. Stars Bette Davis, Herbert Marshall, Richard Carlson & Teresa Wright. Aristocrat, Regina Giddens, will let nothing stand in the way of achieving wealth & power.

3.50 The Square Peg 1958. Comedy. Directed by John Paddy Carstairs. Stars Norman Wisdom, Edward Chapman, Honor Blackman & Hattie Jacques.

Norman gets drafted and is mistakenly parachuted into Nazi occupied France.

10.05 Just Like A Woman 1992. Comedy-drama. Directed by Christopher Monger and starring Julie Walters, Adrian Pasdar and Paul Freeman. An unlikely friendship emerges when Monica takes in a lodger with a secret.

10.00 The Criminal 1960. Drama. Director: Joseph Losey. Stars Stanley Baker, Sam Wanamaker, Patrick Magee & Margit Saad. A racetrack robber escapes from prison & tries to get his hands on the loot from the job.

Thursday 8 March 6.00am Prisoner Of Corbal 1936. During the French revolution a young woman is saved from the guillotine by an insurrectionist (Nils Asther). Stars Hazel Terry.

7.25 A Song Is Born 1948. Musical. Director: Howard Hawks. Stars Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Benny Goodman & Louis Armstrong. A group of music professors, including Frisbee & Magenbruch, are writing a music encyclopaedia.

9.40 Home to Danger 1951. Crime directed by Terence Fisher. Barbara (Rona Anderson) returns from abroad after her father's suicide. A changed will leaves Barbara in mortal danger.

12.00pm Good Morning, Boys 1937. Comedy. Directed by Marcel Varnel. Stars Will Hay, Martita Hunt, Lilli Palmer, Charles Hawtrey & Peter Gawthorne. The headmaster of a boy's school unwittingly helps an escaped convict.

FILM OF THE DAY 3.00 The Chairman 1969. Action. Stars Gregory Peck, Anne Heyward and Conrad Yama.

A scientist goes to China to steal a formula for an experimental enzyme with enormous practical benefits.

11.10 Too Late For Tears 1949. Drama. Stars Lizabeth Scott, Don DeFore, Dan Duryea & Arthur Kennedy. A ruthless woman stumbles across a suitcase filled with $60,000, and is determined to hold onto it.

The Shout

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Saturday 10 March

6.00am Great Day In The Morning 1956. Western. A gambler wins a hotel in a card game but finds himself involved with women and the start of the civil war. Starring Robert Stack, Virginia Mayo & Ruth Roman.

6.00am Adventures Of Jane 1949. Comedy. Directed by Edward G. Whiting. Starring Christabel Leighton-Porter & Stanelli. Jane is given a bracelet by an elderly admirer who plans to use Jane to smuggle diamonds into England.

8.00 Light up the Sky! 1960. Comedy. Director: Lewis Gilbert. Stars Ian Carmichael, Tommy Steele & Benny Hill. British bittersweet comedy about misfits manning a British Army searchlight battery during the Blitz.

12.05pm Nine Men 1943. War. Director: Harry Watt. Stars Gordon Jackson, Jack Lambert & Frederick Piper. British soldiers are attacked while traveling across the wastes of WW2 Libya in this Ealing Studios film.

1.25 Reach For The Sky 1956. War drama. Directed by Lewis Gilbert and stars Kenneth More, Muriel Pavlow and Lyndon Brook. This is the true story of Douglas Bader, who loses his legs but returns to flight during WW2.

3.55 The Wrong Arm Of the Law 1962. Comedy. Stars Peter Sellers, Lionel Jeffries, Bernard Cribbens, Michael Caine & Nanette Newman. A gangster learns of a traitor in his midst and makes a deal with the police.

10.00 The Shout FILM OF THE DAY 1978. Horror. Director: Jerzy Skolimowski. Stars Alan Bates, Susannah York, John Hurt & Tim Curry. Once a traveller, now a patient at a mental hospital, claims to have learnt a Aboriginal magic power.

The Little Foxes

11.45 The Final Programme 1974. Sci-Fi. Director: Robert Fuest. Stars Jon Finch, Jenny Runacre, Sterling Hayden & Patrick Magee. Scientists believe they can move humanity to the next level by recreating a perfect human.

7.50 Freedom To Die 1961. Crime drama directed by Francis Searle. Paul Maxwell plays Craig Owen, an incarcerated criminal whose cellmate holds the secret to the valuable contents within a safe deposit box.

9.05 Those People Next Door 1953. Drama. Directed by John Harlow and starring Jack Warner, Charles Victor, Jimmy James & Anthony Newley. A young man's titled parents object to his working-class fiancĂŠ.

10.40 Chase a Crooked Shadow 1958. Thriller. Stars Anne Baxter, Richard Todd, Herbert Lom & Faith Brook. At Kimberley's villa, a stranger shows-up & claims he is her brother who she thought to be dead.

FILM OF THE DAY 12.35pm Old Mother Riley Meets The Vampire 1952. Comedy. A mad scientist known as 'The Vampire' (Bela Lugosi) comes to England to further his evil plans. Starring Arthur Lucan and Dora Bryan.

3.00 All Over the Town 1949. Drama. Director: Derek N. Twist. Norman Wooland, Sarah Churchill, Bryan Forbes & James Hayter. After serving in the RAF during WW2, Nat Hearn struggles to return to his pre-war job.

4.45 Burnt Evidence 1954. Drama starring Jane Hylton, Duncan Lamont and Donald Gray.

Lamont plays the jealous husband of Hylton. When confronting her lover, he accidentally shoots the man and runs for the hills.

10.00 Charlie's Letters Drama based on the experiences of director Elliott Hasler's greatgrandfather during World War Two - and the family eagerly waiting for news back home.

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100 Years Younger In 21 Days ITV1, 9pm If you’re going to test an anti-aging regime on a group of celebrities, you’re putting your money where your mouth is when you include Shaun Ryder in that well-known faces pack.

Now there’s a lad who’s lived life large! He joins the others and leading longevity professor Ian Philip CBE in Sardinia.

The Great Celebrity Bake Off For Stand Up To Cancer Channel 4, 8pm Taste buds at the ready, Sandi and Noel are back with Paul and Prue for five special Stand Up To Cancer episodes of the baking bonanza. It all kicks off with tonight’s crew, of Harry Hill, Martin Kemp, Roisin Conaty and Bill Turnbull. the first challenge is cupcakes, then a technical, and a showstopper.

Tuesday 6 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues.

7.00 Football Weekly Darren 'The Hartman' Hart looks back at the week's football with the help of his studio guests.

7.30 Football Fanatics More nostalgic football stories looking at the absolute legends of the game.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Live From the Roadee Live music from the Roadee - a mobile recording studio.

9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show.

9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest.

10.00 Dan Doesn't Give A Damn Short film. 2017. Directed by Hannah Currie.

10.15 FILM: Man In The Attic (1953) Thriller. Director: Hugo Fregonese.

Stars Jack Palance, Constance Smith & Byron Palmer. A Landlady begins to suspect her new tenant is Jack the Ripper when a self-described pathologist moves in.

11.55 FILM: The Criminal (1960) Drama.

1.55am Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show

BBC1

6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders The Carters reach breaking point and consider extreme action. Aidan makes his authority known. Honey offers an olive branch to Billy.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby City Square One. Gaskell battles to protect his trial and save his patient. Serena is determined to find a solution, as she begins to fear that Ric is losing hope. Jac returns with a spring in her step, but will the secret to her new-found happiness be discovered?

9.00 Shetland Crime drama set on the remote Scottish islands. Ignoring Secret Service warnings, Perez and Tosh track down Mathias Soderland.

Back on Shetland, a beach memorial service is held for Sally McColl.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 This Country 11.10 TBA 11.40 TBA 12.10am Weather For The Week Ahead

BBC2

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes To Ireland Greystones to Dublin.

At Trinity College, Dublin, Michael Portillo discovers one of Ireland's greatest treasures and learns how it became the symbol of the nation.

7.00 Saving Lives At Sea Documentary series following the men and women of the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI).

8.00 Back In Time For Tea The Ellis family embark on an extraordinary time-travelling adventure to discover how a transformation in the food eaten in the north of England can reveal how life has changed for northern working-class families over the past 100 years.

9.00 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby 10.00 Mum Subtle family sitcom seen through the eyes of Cathy, following a year in her life as she moves on from the death of her husband.

10.25 The Archiveologists 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Kirsty Wark.

11.15 World's Most Extraordinary Homes Portugal. Presenters Piers Taylor and Caroline Quentin travel to Portugal for the first time to find another four extraordinary homes.

12.15am Weinstein: The Inside Story Harvey

AK SOUFFLE Andrew Kay

ITV1

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Ross struggles with his future, Jai and Megan fear the fallout.

7.30 100 Year Old Driving School More of Britain's oldest and muchloved drivers square up to a mature driving assessment.

8.00 What Would Your Kid Do? Jason Manford hosts the series which asks how well we really know our kids by challenging parents to guess what their children will do in a variety of entertaining situations. Each show sees children filmed in a school specially rigged with hidden cameras; the kids think that they're taking part in a variety of classroom activities and games, but they're unaware that they're actually being tested on everything from empathy and lateral thinking to risk-taking and rulebreaking.

9.00 New: 100 Years Younger in 21 Days See highlights.

10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Cruise: Voyage to Alaska It's Destination Alaska as the crew of the Star Princess voyage to one of the world's last frontiers.

11.15 Benidorm Anticipation is in the air at the Solana as it's Joyce and Monty's big day and Monty is steaming ahead with last-minute plans.

12.10am Jackpot247

Channel 4

6.00pm The Simpsons Homer becomes addicted to a tablet that Lisa wins for him in the school's silent auction.

6.30 Hollyoaks Diane is horrified by Shane's actions but ends up teaming up with him, while Lily prepares for her big day.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer See highlights.

9.15 Seven Year Switch Every year, thousands of people fall in love and get married. However, after years of being together, even the strongest couples can find themselves at a crossroads, forcing them to make the toughest of decisions - whether to stay or go. In a life changing, highstakes experiment, four brave couples take the radical step to try to save their failing relationships by switching partners.

10.25 Gogglebox Another chance to see Friday's new episode as the biggest and best TV moments of the week get a grilling from Britain's sharpest armchair critics.

11.25 Before We Die Swedish crime drama series. Christian is on the verge of a total breakdown after what happened to Stefan.

12.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

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rrrrrrrr!!! Yes BRRRRRRRR!!! It’s been cold, very cold, and pretty as a blanket of the white stuff can look, it does bring problems. A few weeks ago I was joined by Bernadette Ashcroft from Age UK and we talked about the issues that surround our ever growing elderly LGBTQI community. We’re all living longer, that’s a fact, and as the cost of living rises and elderly care is diminished there are bound to be issues.

“ I’m writing this in the hope that we

are a city that cares, a city with a heart and at that heart equality ”

Yesterday I was on the telly reading the news, yes you can see me now reading Latest TV News every Tuesday at 6pm. There was snow falling hard outside and I went in to talk to the team and suggested that I add a little to the script. I wanted to remind viewers that out there are many people who, for whatever reason, are less able to deal with the severe weather conditions.

I mean I struggled on the snow getting in and I consider myself to be reasonable able still. But if you are infirm, or less able, or isolated or poor… well let’s face it, there are innumerable reasons why a person might need a little help when the weather gets rough and the going gets tough.

Now I know that this column is usually focused on gay issues, but right now I feel that it’s time to talk about a real equality.

I want to live in a world where we are all equal, so equal that the word ‘equality’ is made redundant. I want us all to think about those around us and I decided to urge people to think about their neighbours, knock on doors and make sure that people are safe.

You can ask if they have food, check that they have enough of their regular medication, if indeed they need medication, and check that they are warm enough – cold is a killer. All these are vital factors for people who might be less able to cope with extreme weather conditions.

But in addition, why not offer a little company, stop and take a while to chat, make your neighbour feel cared for and valued, who knows you might make a new friend and in addition – who knows when you might be in need of the same kindness. What goes around comes around.

I’m writing this in the hope that as a city we are a city that cares, a city without prejudice and a city with heart, and at the centre of that heart is equality. By now the snow may have gone, but the need to embrace everyone into a cohesive community will not have gone. Get knocking on those doors!

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TV LISTINGS Crufts 2018 Thursday, Channel 4, 8pm Clare Balding presents all the doggy goodness from Crufts, today and this weekend. With events including the Working and Pastoral groups showing off the canine smarts, as well as the ever-popular Agility and Flyball competitions – which sound like makes of frisbees.

Rachel Nickell: The Untold Story Thursday, ITV1, 9pm Fiona Bruce returns to July 1992, and the brutal murder of Rachel Nickell on Wimbledon Common. She speaks to key figures involved in the case, examines the difficulties the police faced, and how a killer almost went free.

Thursday 8

Wednesday 7 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Democracy Now! 7.00 Extra Time An interesting, insightful and humourous look at the latest news in the world of football.

7.30 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Democracy Now! Politics and discussion from the USA. 9.00 The Rosies The Rosies interview Dominique De-Light from Creative Future, anorganisation about empowering marginalised artist and writers.

9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest.

10.00 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 10.05 FILM: Just Like A Woman (1992) Comedydrama. Starring Julie Walters, Adrian Pasdar and Paul Freeman. An unlikely friendship emerges when Monica takes in a lodger with a secret.

12.10am FILM: Hot Target (1985)

BBC1

6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

7.30 Panorama 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain.

9.00 Earth's Natural Wonders: Living On The Edge 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. Joining the teams are Paralympian sprinter Libby Clegg, former England cricketer Ryan Sidebottom, 400m star Iwan Thomas and footballer Clinton Morrison.

11.15 Film 2018 The latest film reviews, news and interviews.

11.45 TBA 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead

BBC2

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes To Ireland Navan to Mullingar. Michael Portillo gets up to speed with modern archaeology in County Meath and uncovers a controversial Victorian dig at the sacred Hill of Tara.

7.00 Saving Lives At Sea Documentary series.

8.00 World's Most Extraordinary Homes 9.00 The Assassination Of Gianni Versace American Crime Story Drama about the shocking true story of a manipulative, narcissistic fantasist with a fatal charm.

9.50 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis.

11.15 Nature's Weirdest Events Documentary series.

12.00am USA V England She Believes Cup

ITV1

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain takes matters into his own hands.

7.30 Coronation Street Tim uncovers one of Phelan's past crimes.

8.00 Britain's Brightest Family The WrightStrong family from Lancashire take on the Spiliopoulou family from Hertfordshire for a place in the quarter-finals.

8.30 Coronation Street Tyrone explains to Gemma why he lied to Fiz. 9.00 Benidorm The wedding party return after a messy night out sleeping under the stars, but there is no sign of Kenneth. Jacqueline's concern turns to joy when he arrives back unharmed following a romantic interlude.

10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 UEFA Champions League Highlights After impressive first legs, three English teams look capable of progressing to the quarter-finals.

11.45 Play To The Whistle 12.35 Jackpot247

Channel 4

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sally and Myra build up to telling Nana they are more than just friends 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet A beloved overweight bulldog called Buster needs new knees. But first, Noel must help fix Buster's breathing defect.

9.00 One Born Every Minute The Mayor of Liverpool is selling off derelict houses - for just £1 each. This series, filmed over nearly three years, captures the highs and the lows of the people taking the property gamble.

10.00 Damned Rumours are flying about Denise's personal life. Nat's dislike of Mimi means she suspects her of being behind the missing files, even though they disappeared before she started.

10.35 24 Hours In Police Custody Another chance to see Monday's new episode.

11.35 999: On The Frontline 12.30am PokerStars Championship Cash Challenge

BBC1

4.00pm Six Nations: France V England See highlights.

7.00 BBC News 7.10 South East Today 7.20 Pointless Celebrities A special celebrity edition of the general knowledge quiz.

Featuring Bob Harris and Chris Difford, Kerry Godliman and Miles Jupp, Jenny Eclair and Linda Robson, Debbie McGee and Angelos Epithemiou.

8.10 Casualty Pressure on Ethan intensifies as he has a day to track down the blog author or it's his neck on the line is Alicia on the cusp of being outed? Rash must face his fear.

9.00 Troy: Fall Of A City Spoils of War. Eight-part adaptation of Homer's classic tale. Achilles' shock attack on Troy's ally Cilicia devastates the Trojans and puts the spotlight on Helen.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of the day's Premier League games.

11.45 FILM: A Few Best Men (2012) Comedy.

Starring Xavier Samuel.

1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote The People's Republic of Brighton and Hove Takeover. An isle of sanity in a sea of blue.

7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show All the latest non-league football news and action from the region.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.00 AK Souffle Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show.

9.30 QTube Brighton Pride 2017: Exclusive highlights of this summer's Pride from the parade to Preston Park.

10.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show All the latest non-league football news and action from the region.

11.00 The Call Short film from Brighton-based filmmakers Gary Ward and Harry Peeks.

11.10 FILM: Too Late For Tears (1949) Drama.

Director: Byron Haskin.

Stars Lizabeth Scott, Don DeFore, Dan Duryea & Arthur Kennedy.

1.10am FILM: Great Day In The Morning (1956)

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Linda's nerves get the better of her.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain's next masterchef.

9.00 Not Going Out Sitcom.

9.30 Still Game Fly Fishing. Comedy series in which lifelong friends cope with everything modern life has to throw at them. In this first episode of a new series, Winston appeals to his friends for help, as asbestos is forcing him out of his flat for a while but, with nobody keen to take him in, he has to find an alternative arrangement.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate.

11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil.

12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead

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Sunday 11

Saturday 10 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music.

7.00 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years.

7.30 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Adrenalize Highpowered thrills and spills from the world of extreme sports.

9.00 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest.

9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest.

10.00 FILM: The Shout (1978) Horror. Director: Jerzy Skolimowski. Stars Alan Bates, Susannah York, John Hurt & Tim Curry. Once a traveller, now a patient at a mental hospital, claims to have learnt a Aboriginal magic power.

11.45 FILM: The Final Programme (1974)Sci-fi.

Lethal Weapon Friday, ITV1, 9pm Chalk and cheese cops Riggs and Murtaugh find themselves in the confusing world of conspiracy theories – which you’d expect Riggs to feel at home in, considering his ease with the unorthodox. On the home front, Murtaugh and Trish try to get Harper into a fancy schmancy pre-school. ‘Cos they’re fancy.

BBC2

6.00pm Hugh's Wild West 7.00 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby In the second episode, Giles and Monica travel to the Anantara Al Jabal Al Akhdar in Oman.

8.00 David Attenborough's Natural Curiosities Extreme Babies. Sir David Attenborough examines the mysteries behind some of nature's most fascinating creatures and plants. The giant panda gives birth to the smallest baby of any mammal and has to care for and protect it for many months.

8.30 Dad's Army My British Buddy. Classic wartime sitcom.

9.00 Hitchcock's Shower Scene: 78/52 10.30 QI XL Sandi Tosvig hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

11.15 FILM: Dial M For Murder (1954) Starring Ray Milland, Grace Kelly, Robert Cummings.

Classic Hitchcock tale of a playboy ex-tennis star who arranges to have his wife killed.

12.55am FILM: The Lady Vanishes (1938)

ITV1

6.00pm ITV Evening News 6.15 ITV News Meridian 6.30 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill now targets digital disasters.

7.00 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway Another action-packed show.

James Corden is the Star Guest Announcer, 'Sofawatch' is also back - with a twist - and with Mother's Day approaching, the duo give one lucky mum the mother of all surprises!

8.30 The Voice UK It's the third and final instalment of the Battles.

Coaches will.i.am, Jennifer Hudson, Sir Tom Jones and Olly Murs return to the iconic red chairs as their acts battle head to head to keep a place on their coach's team.

9.50 Piers Morgan's Life Stories Controversial comedian and former The Generation Game and Big Break host Jim Davidson looks back over his life.

10.40 ITV News 11.05 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes. Fast-paced action sequel.

1.05am Jackpot247

Channel 4

6.00pm Winter Paralympics See highlights.

7.00 Crufts Clare Balding presents live from Crufts.

9.00 FILM: 45 Years (2015) Drama starring Tom Courtenay and Oscar-nominated Charlotte Rampling, directed by Andrew Haigh (Weekend). Kate (Rampling) and Geoff Mercer (Courtenay) are a childless, happily married retired couple living in Norfolk, who are about to celebrate their 45th anniversary. A week before the big party, Geoff receives a letter telling him that the body of Katya, a girl he loved but who vanished in a mountaineering accident in Switzerland over half a century ago, has been discovered.

10.50 First Dates Dina, who's 39, is keen to settle down and start a family. Her date, 41-yearold Stephen, is a born adventurer who has climbed the Matterhorn and swum oceans; will he run a mile when Dina shares her intentions with him?

11.55 The Inbetweeners 12.30am Winter Paralympics

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith and Fun Sarah Hopwood presents the happiness debate.

7.00 Rugby AM It's a Leed Rhino TV takeover as we take a look behind the scenes of the Rugby League club.

8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Anthea Clarke introduces February's top 10 based on physical album sales at Brighton's cult independent record store, Resident Music.

9.00 AK Souffle Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show.

9.30 QTube Brighton Pride 2016: Exclusive highlights of this summer's Pride from the parade to Preston Park.

10.00 FILM: The Criminal (1960) Drama. Director: Joseph Losey. Stars Stanley Baker, Sam Wanamaker, Patrick Magee & Margit Saad. A racetrack robber escapes from prison & tries to get his hands on the loot from the job.

12.00am FILM: Bigger Than Life (1956) Drama.

6.05pm BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile 7.30 Hold The Sunset 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama based on the memoirs of Jennifer Worth about midwifery and family life in London's East End during the 1950s.

9.00 Sir Bruce Forsyth: A Celebration 10.05 BBC News 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day's two Premier League matches.

Arsenal's pursuit of a top-four finish continued with a home game against Watford, while rivals Tottenham travelled to Bournemouth. There is also a goals round-up from Saturday's Premier League games.

11.35 FILM: Fright Night (2011) Comedy horror remake. When a new neighbour moves in next door, Charley Brewster's main worry is that the guy will make moves on his mother. Starring Colin Farrell, Anton Yelchin, Toni Collette, David Tennant.

1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead

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on Winter Paralympics Saturday, Channel 4, 6pm After the magic and aweinspiring feats on snow and ice of the Winter Olympics, it’s time to step the disbelief up a notch with the start of the Winter Paralympics. In-cred-i-ble. Join Lee McKenzie and Jonnie Peacock live at The Snow Centre in Hemel Hempstead.

Six Nations: France V England Saturday, BBC1, 4pm Rugby Saturday afternoon time! Get your crisps and your snacks and your drinks and your prime position in front of the telly sorted – in your own home or out and about, sharing the anticipation with a few loud friends – and join John Inverdale for some truly awesome rugby.

Chilly but thrilly.

Being Blacker Monday, BBC2, 9pm BAFTA-winning filmmaker Molly Dineen’s documentary tells the story of reggae record shop owner and music producer Blacker Dread., as well as that of his family, friends and Brixton community, with special focus on the time after his mother’s death.

Friday 9 BBC2

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers takes on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show?

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Saving Lives At Sea 8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo retraces the journeys featured in George Bradshaw's 1913 publication Continental Guide.

9.00 Civilisations Thousands of years of visual culture explored on the BBC and beyond.

10.00 MOTD: The Premier League Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.15 Top Gear Motoring magazine.

12.15am Nigel Slater's Middle East: Turkey

ITV1

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale David struggles with his feelings, Faith needs a favour, and Joe grows suspicious.

7.30 Britain's Pothole Crisis – Tonight Adam Shaw investigates the truth behind Britain's pothole crisis.

8.00 Emmerdale Tracy's had enough, Joe gets an unwanted visit, and Rishi plays peacemaker.

8.30 The Cruise: Voyage to Alaska It's Destination Alaska as the crew of Star Princess voyage to one of the world's last frontiers.

9.00 Rachel Nickell: The Untold Story See highlights.

10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined by Glenn Hoddle and Kevin Campbell for highlights of this week's UEFA Europa League matches.

11.45 Play To The Whistle 12.35am Lethal Weapon

Channel 4

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Adam makes a big change in his life but could he end up in hot water? Zack makes the wrong assumption.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Crufts 2018 See highlights.

9.00 Married At First Sight The new series continues of the show in which couples get married on meeting for the first time.

10.00 The Job Interview Good Housekeeping magazine was set up almost 100 years ago to offer household hints and tips, and now its stock-in-trade is 'tried and tested' reviews of every product and gadget we use in our homes, from washing machines to sex toys.

They're looking for a junior product tester to work at their state-ofthe-art Good Housekeeping Institute 11.05 Gogglebox The biggest and best TV moments of the week get their weekly grilling from Britain's sharpest armchair critics.

12.10am Seven Year Switch

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues.

7.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff show videos.

7.30 Brighton Album Chart Show February's top 10 based on physical album sales at Resident Music.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Live From the Roadee Live music from the Roadee - a mobile recording studio.

9.00 Tales From The Margins Extra Professor Rainer Schulze presents a series of films looking at issues affecting LGBT+ people around the world.

10.00 Dan Doesn't Give A Damn Short film. 2017.

Directed by Hannah Currie.

10.15 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 10.20 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 10.25 FILM: Belle Star (1941) 1941. Western.

Directed by Irvin Cummings. Starring Randolph Scott, Gene Tierney and Dana Andrews.

12.10am FILM: Bigger Than Life (1956)

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain's next masterchef.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The war between Mick and Aidan intensifies.

8.30 Room 101 Inspired

by Hat Trick Productions' original Room 101 series, this fast-moving game show meets talk show sees Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101.

9.00 Requiem Thriller.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Young Offenders 11.05 FILM: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Marvel action sequel. Starring Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L Jackson, Robert Redford.

1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers takes on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Saving Lives At Sea 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind.

8.30 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine.

9.00 The Tsar: Vladimir Putin 10.00 QI Sandi Toksvig hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Mark Urban.

11.05 The Assassination Of Gianni Versace American Crime Story Drama.

11.55 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby 12.55am Girls On The Edge

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Rebecca's in hot water, David faces the consequences.

7.30 Coronation Street Eileen shocks Tim with a request.

8.00 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh's hit gardening show comes to the rescue of a fellow gardener and his family in Hurst Green as they bravely cope with a lifethreatening illness.

8.30 Coronation Street Eva vows to track down Billy.

9.00 Lethal Weapon. See highlights.

10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 Piers Morgan's Life Stories. Pamela Anderson Former Baywatch star and Playboy centrefold Pamela Anderson joins Piers Morgan to reflect on her career and turbulent personal life.

11.45 FILM: Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) Starring Hugh Grant, James Caan, Jeanne Tripplehorn. Crime comedy.

1.25am Jackpot247

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Joel tries to help Cleo out, but Sienna is not happy. She goes to extreme lengths to keep her man.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Crufts 2018 Clare Balding presents continued live coverage of Crufts 2018. The judging this evening includes the Terrier and Hound groups and there's more highoctane canine competition with highlights of Flyball and Agility.

9.00 Gogglebox The biggest and best TV moments of the week get their weekly grilling from Britain's sharpest armchair critics.

10.00 The Last Leg The live, joyous, topical comedy extravaganza hosted by Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show, as two teams discuss and dissect the topics that set the great British public's chins wagging.

11.55 The Inbetweeners 12.30am Winter Paralympics Live

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6.10pm FILM: Deep Impact (1997) Sci-fi blockbuster. Starring Tea Leoni, Morgan Freeman, Robert Duvall, Elijah Wood, Vanessa Redgrave and Maximilian Schell.

Journalist Jenny Lernerat discovers she's stumbles across the biggest news story ever - a comet is on course to collide with the Earth.

8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine featuring fast cars, banter, insane stunts, crazy challenges and serious speed.

9.00 Life And Death Row: The Mass Execution Documentary series about the unprecedented number of executions scheduled in Arkansas, USA, of eight men in ten days.

10.20 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Another edition of the popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Bruce Forsyth and guest panellists Ross Noble and Laura Solon.

11.00 Top Gear: Extra Gear Motoring show.

11.25 Women's Six Nations Highlights 11.55 Question Time 12.55am Holby City

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6.00pm Dancing on Ice The Final It's the Grand Final of the Greatest Show on Ice! Hosted by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby, the final three celebrities compete to become this year's Champion of the Rink and take to the ice in their bid to become the 2018 champions with the help of some of the world's greatest skating professionals.

8.00 Endeavour The disappearance of a teacher at a public school tests Endeavour's investigative skills and the continued investigation into Oxford's criminal underworld proves deadly.

10.00 ITV News 10.15 Peston on Sunday Political magazine show featuring a mix of big political interviews, topical guests, authors, and a bit of satire. Join the conversation this Sunday.

11.15 Six Nations Highlights Jill Douglas presents highlights of the fourth round of 2018 NatWest Six Nations matches.

12.15am 100 Year Old Driving School

Channel 4

6.00pm Winter Paralympics Today Lee McKenzie and Jonnie Peacock showcase the best of Day 2.

7.00 Crufts 2018: Best In Show Clare Balding is live at Crufts for Best in Show 2018 night, setting the scene by tracing the route of the six finalists through the event.

9.00 Homeland The seventh series of the hit US thriller starring Claire Danes and Mandy Patinkin continues.

Carrie finds herself following a lead.

Meanwhile, Saul's situation goes from bad to worse 10.00 The Last Leg Paralympics Special The award-winning series heads back to its Paralympics roots with a live special that rounds up all the the 2018 Winter Paralympics action from South Korea.

11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent take on the classic letters-and-numbers quiz. Jon Richardson and David Mitchell take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty.

12.00am FILM: Married At First Sight

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues.

7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show All the latest non-league football news and action from the region.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Lights Jamie Walker presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond.

9.00 Tales From The Margins Extra This Little Father Obsession (2016) Directed by Selim Mourad. A man confronts his own sexuality while taking his father on a quest inside their family tree.

10.00 Charlie's Letters Drama based on the experiences of director Elliott Hasler's greatgrandfather during World War Two. 11.30 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 11.35 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 11.40 FILM: Best Friends (1975) Drama. Directed

by Noel Nosseck and stars Richard Hatch.

12.50am FILM: Marked Men (1940)

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out The growing problem of dangerous reptiles being kept as pets. Does more need to be done to protect women against domestic violence? And life on board Brighton's bus for the homeless.

8.00 EastEnders Mitch arrives on the square, and he is hunting down the Taylors. Ian returns with a fresh mindset.

8.30 Classic Mary Berry Cookery programme.

Mary embraces the British countryside with fresh and honest bucolic cooking inspired by what is grown on farms and in gardens, from a joyous pasta inspired by a classic French herb sauce to a perfect way to partner asparagus.

9.00 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain's next masterchef.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Imagine... Arts series.

12.25am Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 The Repair Shop 7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine featuring fast cars, banter, insane stunts, crazy challenges and serious speed.

8.00 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell in which knowledge will only take you so far, as patience and lateral thinking are also vital. It is all about making connections between things which may appear, at first glance, not to be connected at all.

8.30 University Challenge Quiz series for students.

9.00 Being Blacker See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 Putin: The New Tsar Documentary revealing the story of Vladimir Putin's extraordinary rise to power – from a lowly KGB colonel to Boris Yeltsin's right-hand man and ultimately his successor.

12.15am Odyssey

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Rebecca faces the consequences, Gabby and Liv are up to no good, and Pollard fears his future with Faith.

7.30 Coronation Street Gemma and Tyrone resolve to forget their night together.

8.00 The Kyle Files Jeremy Kyle tackles how our public services are becoming increasingly overstretched.

8.30 Coronation Street Fiz forces a confession from Tyrone, a desperate Billy gives Peter the slip.

9.00 Marcella Phil enacts his revenge against Marcella as aging rock star Reg toys with the idea of coming clean. With Oaklee Pendergast, Ian Bartholomew, Gabrielle Lloyd, Anna Friel, Ray Panthaki, Jack Doolan.

10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 Rachel Nickell: The Untold Story 11.50 The Kyle Files 12.15am 100 Years Younger in 21 Days

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna gets a shock when she returns home - could her 'justice' card of fate be playing its part?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Winter Paralympics Today Join Clare Balding, Jonnie Peacock and some very special guests live every evening this week.

8.00 The Muslim Power Players: Dispatches Across Britain, the police, local authorities and other public bodies are reaching out to Muslim groups in the fight against terrorism and extremism.

8.30 Food Unwrapped Food Unwrapped reveals more secrets about the food we eat.

9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody The Bafta Award-nominated series that follows Bedfordshire Police's detective work around the clock returns for a new run.

10.00 Electric Dreams: Safe and Sound The scifi anthology series continues.

11.00 Winter Paralympics Highlights 12.15am Winter Paralympics Live