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5 'm really lucky in having great landlords, yes I rent and I am happy to do so. It's odd that in the UK we are so obsessed with home ownership when across Europe renting is so much more the norm. In the post war period we embraced a real working model for social housing and in the Thatcher era it was destroyed, sadly. It was a world obsessed with ownership It’s odd that and one that in the early nineties would see a crash. in the UK How many of us fell at that we are so hurdle. obsessed with Renting is good and although I hear real tales of home ownership woe about bad landlords when across there are many good ones. Europe renting And why would a landlord is so much more not be good? If a property is in good the norm order then surely a tenant will enjoy it and treat it with respect. No one wants to live in squalor surely? Rogue landlords do exist, but they must be unaware that in neglecting the properties that they have bought to let they are diminishing their investments. Even in a rising property market a slum will not hold its value. Tenants too need to respect the homes that they rent. There's little point bemoaning a withheld deposit if you have broken things and left the place in a mess, that is the bargain that you strike when renting. Landlords and agents too need to recognise a tenant’s basic needs and should they be interrupted see that they are fixed as soon as possible. If we all played nicely together there would be far fewer problems.

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The Business Parsons Son & Basley Auctions mark success across Sussex The Landlady Calling out emergency services Andy Garth Now & Then Auctioning off history British Airways i360 Inspired by the London Eye Building Opinions Center Parcs Woburn Forest Project Brighton Andrew Comben, CEO of Brighton Dome & Festival

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City Planner Urban problems. Urban solutions? The Business Stunning Victorian building on the market with Oakley The Business Spring has sprung for sellers, says Fox & Sons The Business MTM are proud to be top of the league table Agents Spotlight Company profiles TV Listings TV Listings for the next 7 days

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more than the lower end of the guide whilst in Millers Road, Brighton, a vacant ground floor flat sold for £28,000 above the lower end of its guide with no less than three very keen buyers going head to head against each other in a packed and extremely buzzy auction room. To round things off, a garden flat in the centre of Brighton went under the hammer at a fraction over £200,000. “We are delighted with not only the amount of properties we have sold during this auction but the prices we have been able to achieve on behalf of our clients, many of whom are still smiling”, says Simon. We are now inviting entries for our next auction. If you have a property you are thinking of selling please contact Simon Caplin on 01273 274010 or Kelly Landers on 01273 274014.

arsons Son & Basley’s Auction on 24 February was nothing other than a rousing success with properties being sold across the entirety of East and West Sussex. A freehold property with planning permission for 6 self-contained flats at Seaside in Eastbourne sold prior to the auction whilst over in West Sussex it was a clean sweep in Bognor Regis whereupon all 5 properties offered for sale all sold for exceptionally high prices. “We can all have a go at selling properties from our Brighton offices in other parts of Sussex, however what really does make all the difference is actually having an office in these locations and undoubtedly, our offices in both Bognor Regis and Chichester have been the catalyst for the success and the wonderful prices we have been able to achieve on behalf of our clients,” says auctioneer Simon Caplin. “One client in particular actually made the point to me that the main reason for instructing us to act on his behalf in this auction was the strategic positioning of our West Sussex offices in Bognor Regis & Chichester as he felt our expert local knowledge would be crucial in enabling us to obtain the price we ultimately achieved for his property,” Simon explained. A 2 bedroom flat in Valencia Road, Worthing sold for almost £30,000

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aving tenants and lodgers really is a double-edged sword sometimes. On the one hand, my life is rather carefree and often exciting as a result of the money that comes in. On the other, I often find that I’m a sounding board, cleaner and nursemaid and security guard. Last week, I told you about one of my tenants causing the fire brigade to attend due to the fact that she’d cremated her supper while having a bath. Another of my tenants in a separate property has set her flat on fire a couple of times, the last occasion being on the eve of my 50th birthday, which resulted in two fire engines being dispatched. As they blocked the road and the neighbours rubber necked, I nodded and smiled as if all was normal. Although the fire was tiny and caused by my tenant cleverly positioning an extension plug in a tray directly below a dripping boiler, the damage caused by the fire brigade was far more extensive. Their manhandling of the mains stopcock (sounds quite pornographic actually) caused a flood in the basement flat which meant that I had no running water for several hours at my 50th birthday party the following day. Oh, the stress... It's bad enough when stuff happens in flats I own, especially when my deep pockets have to be plundered for expensive repairs. My own home, which is also currently the abode of a couple of lodgers has only been set on fire the once of late, and that was by my friend Miss T with an errant cigarette on the roof terrace a couple of years ago. As far as I remember, topless men and lap dancing were also involved, so I'm not surprised that the evening, or rather the early morning, went up in flames... This time, our flaming bacon was saved by kindly neighbours who now cross the road as I approach. The other day, I was awoken at 5am by the smell of burning pizza. Not only did I know that it was a burning pizza, I also immediately knew the brand name and the flavour, as The Big Son used to have a propensity for cremating the very same flavour after an evening doing Lord knows what in the bars of our fair city. Crucially, he would be snoring loudly on the sofa, toilet or floor, whichever came first, as Romana burned. I have lost count of the shrunken, carbonised discs I've found in the oven the morning after. That was before he became old and boring. Anyway, my nose must have an ingrained sense for this sort of thing and when I was awoken at 5am, it was to find that my lodger, who is slightly younger than my son, had repeated the drunken pizza offense, then buggered off upstairs to bed. I was mildly pleased to discover that I'd been correct about the brand and the flavour... sad really. Then, to top it all off, my other lodger was taken very ill the other night and I had to call an ambulance. I was just on my way to the pub as well, yet sat watching her vomit until the ambulance arrived. Cue more rubber necking neighbours. She really was in state, but the ambulance crew did not take kindly to being called out for what was essentially a vomiting bug and were quite unpleasant. More unpleasant than the vomiting in fact, and my lodger was very relieved that she didn't have to go with them. Meanwhile, my pizza-burning lodger has promised to use Burger King to sate his early morning cravings in future, so hopefully no more Blues and Twos for a while... The Landlady’s book Let the Good Times Raul – travels in Cuba is available on Amazon Kindle right now

his week I am self promoting... but in the interests of the readership it falls in line with the very loose brief I am given when composing my weekly historical and educating column, so here goes. Brighton and Hove Stuff and Step Back in Time (Robert Jeeves The Postcard Man) are holding our first auction of the year on Tuesday 22 March at 7.30pm at St Leonard's Church Hall Glebe Villas Hove. We will be auctioning 229 lots of anything and everything to do with Brighton, Hove and Sussex including postcards, photos, books and ephemera. I have included some photographic examples which include a 1962 tourist brochure with an estimate of £10, some 1950's and 1960's Brighton Hippodrome adverts estimated at £20, and finally a rare postcard looking down Hampton Place Brighton circa 1900 which could be bought for around £25. We hold these auctions every two months and last year we had over 1,000 items offered for sale with in excess of a 93 per cent success rate. The price range of items varies from £2-£500 so something for everyone interested in all things local. Catalogues are available by emailing me at Brightonandhovestuff@gmail.com. And a Word document or PDF can be sent direct to you or hard copies are available at my shop. All lots are available to view prior to the auction at Step Back in Time and on the evening from 6.30pm. Any questions don't hesitate to contact me. Sorry for the gratuitous plug but hey Branson appears in his own adverts! Brightonandhovestuff@gmail.com 28 Western Road, Hove

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ELEANOR HARRIS AN EYE ON BRITISH AIRWAYS i360

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question we are often asked is: “what was the inspiration for British Airways i360?”. Our story began in 2000 when the London Eye opened to huge critical acclaim and quickly became the UK’s most visited paid-for visitor attraction; a record it still holds 16 years later. Its architects, husband and wife team David Marks and Julia Barfield from Marks Barfield Architects, were approached by countless cities who wanted an ‘Eye’ but found that a similar wheel design would not be financially viable without a suitable site and

n-between ‘Subtropical Swimming Paradise’ expeditions, climbing competitions and archery lessons, I did find time to look at both the architecture of the new Woburn Forest Center Parcs – essentially a brand new village of comparable size to Toad’s Hole Valley in Hove. The Woburn Forest site consists of two huge leisure complexes surrounded by 625 identical chalets by Jackson Design Associates in 375 acres of coniferous woodland. The largest buildings have been placed at low points in the site, and the chalets are set amongst the trees around them.

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In Brighton & Hove, there are a number of Center Parcs examples of identical maintain houses being built. In their identical the case of the 1930s and 1950s local chalets authority meticulously developments, whole estates such as Mile Oak, Moulsecoomb and Bevendean feature the same style of house again and again. Constructing in this manner was clearly quick and cost-effective. On the other hand, the historic compositions such as Brunswick Town and Kemp Town feature the same facades for serious dramatic effect. It bothers me that once uniform streets deteriorate over time, it then detracts from an overall effect. The attraction of a uniform scheme is the repetition of features such as garden walls, roof lines and window styles. Center Parcs maintain their identical chalets meticulously but, in the real world outside, as individual owners modify their homes, uniformity is eroded. But the opposite is true on streets where development was by individual plot such as Tongdean Avenue, Withdean Road or Roedean Crescent (or, indeed, any street in the Lanes) where there is at least the potential for improvement as the new replaces the old. My second objection is the way in which building streets and streets of identical structures squeeze out smaller building firms and architectural practices – and ultimately prevent people from being able to build their dream homes. Something like 700 homes are proposed for Toad’s Hole Valley but initial drawings suggest that they will all be the same. Building in such an unimaginative manner would really be a wasted opportunity. www.buildingopinions.com

sufficient visitor numbers. Smaller wheels don’t provide anything like the same experience as you The glass are at a similar height as the buildings around you viewing pod and so don’t enjoy is 10 times the sweeping views. They realised that what size of a London sets the London Eye apart Eye capsule from traditional observation towers is the way that the view gradually unfolds on the Eye (instead of going up in an internal lift and then stepping out on to a viewing platform) and it is this ‘flight’ like experience that visitors love. So the architects went back to the drawing board and designed the BA i360, which replicates the same gradual flight experience rising to a great height. The BA i360 uses incredibly innovative engineering: it will be the world’s first vertical cable car where passengers can walk around freely inside the moving viewing pod. We think the experience will be even better than the London Eye as the glass viewing pod is 10 times the size of a London Eye capsule with a Sky Bar making it a fantastic shared group experience. The design also means we can have a large building at the base of the tower with dining, hospitality, exhibition and children’s play facilities, making the British Airways i360 much more than just a viewing tower. I too have been part of this story from the outset, as I have worked with David and Julia since 2000, first at the London Eye and since 2006 on the BA i360 when we applied for our planning consent. It will be a very proud moment for us when it opens this summer. www.britishairwaysi360.com Twitter/Instagram: @ba_i360 Facebook: British Airways i360

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PROJECT BRIGHTON ANDREW COMBEN, CEO OF BRIGHTON DOME & BRIGHTON FESTIVAL

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The arts are part of how humanity will survive ’ve always felt Brighton is a place of opportunity, a place of possibility, where we can dare to think on a different scale and sometimes in a crazier, more imaginative way than in many other places. That’s because of so many things – because of the bedrock of artistic talent that’s here, the creativity that’s alive in the city already, the openness of people to that creativity and a general willingness to engage with it. All of that presents this fantastic sense of opportunity about the place. What we’ve got to do if we want to make Brighton greater is grab that opportunity and turn it into something real and lasting, rather than just a string of more or less realised projects. For me that’s about really properly connecting things up – for example, working more intensely and more intentionally across the whole city, not just in our existing silos. It’s exciting that Our Future City, a project which seeks to create a new civic alliance and already includes The University of Brighton alongside a wide range of cultural and educational organisations, businesses and the health sector, is gaining such traction. A 10-year transformation programme that

seeks to improve the lives and life chances of children and young people through cultural engagement, we hope it will have a transformative effect on our What young people. we’ve got Since the initiative started we’ve spoken with over 1,000 to do if we people – more than half of which want to make were children and young people – Brighton to set ourselves a number of greater is goals to achieve in the next decade such as fostering artistic grab that creativity, encouraging the opportunity development of digital skills and creating paths into employment. It’s a project I’m immensely proud to be a part of and I’m excited that some of that work will be on display in a special Brighton Festival 2016 event held at the Theatre Royal Brighton this May. Making Brighton greater also requires that we protect the jewels that already exist in our crown, preserve and burnish them, if you like, so that they create even greater benefits for the city. Following the news last month that the joint vision between Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival, Brighton & Hove City Council, and Royal Pavilion & Museums to revitalise the Royal Pavilion Estate has been awarded nearly £5 million from the Heritage Lottery Fund, we’re on the cusp of something truly great. We know that the Royal Pavilion Estate isn’t something that just exists without really active and careful stewardship, and it also has the potential – at the heart of our city geographically – to be a place where people and ideas can come together. I can think of nowhere else that has the combination of heritage, collections, gallery space and performance arts spaces in such richness. The Estate has the potential to become an engine room for artistic and cultural creativity for everyone; from artists at the height of their careers to young people and members of our community who want to explore what artists do and how heritage can come alive. The prospect of that happening here, in the middle of Brighton and Hove will have a massive impact on the city in all of the ways we know arts and culture can. Are the arts really that important though? When much-loved poet and polymath Michael Rosen became our Guest Director for Brighton Festival 2013, I remember him answering this question in his typically memorable way: “Some people think that the Arts can be a sort of add-on – frippery, a puff-pie pastry sort of thing! – to what really does matter. That’s a complete misunderstanding. The arts are part of how humanity will survive. They are essential.” This is an idea I completely agree with. The arts are a way for all of us to explore feelings and emotions. They open up in our lives the space for reflection and create an opportunity for conversation about some of our deepest and most fulfilling experiences. I believe that art and culture has a vital role to play in our individual and collective wellbeing. In art and culture we find explanations for who we are, why we feel the way we do and we are allowed to dream, imagine and work through alternative futures and possibilities. Add to all this

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CITY PLANNER DR SAMER BAGAEEN MRTPI FRICS

BUY TO LET CITY? Follow me: @SamerbagaeenH ack in 2014, a Guardian headline read: ‘Reading and Brighton net biggest increases for buy-to-let investors as young professionals are being forced out and priced out of our city.’ Universities are losing the battle to lure global talent and staff and professional person’s mobility is taking hit after hit. That the UK is in the midst of a growing housing shortage crisis is something that no longer surprises us. In Brighton and Hove, business bosses have recently written to Brighton and Hove City Council in support of plans by the Hyde housing association to build a block of 98 flats on Hove seafront, the Sackville Hotel site. This is a high-rise development that has had many detractors but should bring much-needed homes to the city. They may go to overseas investors but as another recent headline screamed: ‘Brighton is becoming a buy to let city for young professionals.’ The Council is doing what it has always done – they are committed to doing everything they can to tackle the housing crisis and build as many new, highquality, affordable homes as we can to help those in housing need. Those in housing need certainly need help finding suitable housing, but the city leadership also needs to look at those professionals who, if not yet, will begin to leave the city in droves. A recent piece in Modus, the monthly magazine of the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors, ended by noting that this is not just a London problem: “For cities and towns to remain attractive places for businesses to invest and The grow, housing the workforce that council makes the economy work must be a high priority for policymakers at all is doing levels, because the free market will what it not always provide the right solution”. In Brighton and Hove, I have not seen always has anything in statements or done publications from the Brighton and Hove city council that suggests that housing the workforce is a priority. This is a common problem. In Dubai, it is too expensive to live in Dubai, so people deal with a gridlock commute into the Emirate. About half the people who work in Dubai, even with large sums of money given to them as a housing allowance, cannot afford to live there, requiring his commute from a neighboring Emirate. Dubai is therefore introducing ways to add modestly priced homes to a mix dominated by luxury villas and high-end apartments. Dubai’s assistant director general of engineering and planning for the municipal government was recently quoted as saying that affordable housing was the solution to the mobility problem in Dubai. Dubai already recognises that rising rents and the high cost of living, if not addressed, will discourage future companies from relocating here. Brighton and Hove will have to look at Dubai’s experience and learn if the city wants to keep its pool of talent. Building affordable homes in Whitehawk in standalone blocks will provide homes for those who need them most, it will not solve the city’s other problems, nor will it create communities. www.samerbagaeen.com

the positive benefits of participating – making and doing art, music, dance, theatre – and we have a remarkable way to improve wellbeing, prevent poor mental health and promote engagement, social cohesion and personal fulfilment. At Brighton Dome & Brighton We aim Festival it's not just what’s on our to reach stages that’s inspiring; we aim to reach out to as many people as out to as possible in many different settings. many people Our Creative Learning department as possible alone reaches over 21,000 people annually via initiatives as diverse as in many Miss Represented – a different collective of vulnerable young women aged 13-21 who use the arts settings to explore important issues – through to the annual Children’s Parade in partnership with Same Sky (much more than just a day’s event, as any parent, teacher and child participating knows – six months of dedicated and inspiring work

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goes into the spectacular parade that launches Brighton Festival!). It’s also one of the reasons I’m involved as a ‘Happiness Champion’ with the Happiness and Wellbeing Strategy produced by NHS Brighton and Hove Clinical Commissioning Group (CCG) and Brighton & Hove City Council. This three year strategy runs between 2014 – 2017 and identifies the arts as being a key driver of wellbeing and a rich source of opportunities to fulfil the ‘Five Ways to Wellbeing’ created and described by the New Economic Foundation as: Connect, Be Active, Keep Learning, Take Notice and Give. It’s an important campaign and we can all be a part of it. This May, when we celebrate the 50th Brighton Festival and watch the city come alive in all its variety and diversity, is a great time to get involved, get creative and help reimagine our city for the better. brightonfestival.org watch on

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CITY COLLEGE PRESTON ROAD STUNNING VICTORIAN SITE ON THE MARKET WITH OAKLEY For further information please contact Steven Harvey at 01273 645772 or steven@oakleyproperty.com. Oakley Commercial: 01273 688882

akley Commercial are privileged to be able to offer this elegant Victorian building for sale, currently used and occupied by City College, Brighton and Hove as educational workshops and office. The building will be available with vacant possession and comprises a substantial 2/3 storey Victorian building built in approximately 1880. It is believed to have been in educational use since its construction and is suitable for continued occupation or potentially for redevelopment as a conversion into high quality “loft style” residential apartments or for comprehensive residential development subject to necessary planning permission. Steven Harvey, director at Oakley said “This is a rare opportunity for either an occupier requiring educational space to purchase a freehold building in the Central Brighton area or alternatively for a developer to carry out a sympathetic redevelopment of the property”. The property is to be sold with vacant possession and best and final offers are invited on Friday 15th April 2016.

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THE NATIONAL LANDLORD INVESTMENT SHOW IS DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE ITS RETURN TO... righton Racecourse, Freshfield Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 9XZ, Wednesday 16th March, doors open at 9am and the show finishes at 3.30pm.

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Agenda for the day: Doors open at 9am 9am–9.30am Morning Networking event. Come and join Landlords, Investors and Property Professionals, meet new contacts and widen your own network of customers and suppliers and enjoy a complimentary tea/coffee on a first come first served basis. 9.30am Exhibition Hall opens – Come and meet Property Professionals who can help you with all aspects within the private rented sector including: Financial, legal, Landlord Insurance, Accountancy/Tax Advice plus much more. 10.15am Seminars start. Each seminar is delivered by industry experts and they are completely complimentary. 12.05pm–12.45pm Seminar Break and networking opportunity in the main exhibition hall including complimentary tea and coffee. 12.45pm Seminars re-open 3.30pm Exhibition closes For more information please visit www.landlordinvestmentshow.co.uk/Brighton 15

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SPRING HAS SPRUNG FOR SELLERS, SAYS FOX & SONS For more information on the local property market or to book a free market appraisal, contact your local Hove branch on 01273 820280 or email drew.bailey@sequencehome.co.uk

pring is a time for new beginnings, and particularly for those wanting to move home, according to local estate agency Fox & Sons in Hove. The team at the branch is currently gearing up for the usual flurry of buyers looking for a new home as the weather gets warmer, and is urging local home owners to beat the spring rush and get their homes on the market now. “This is one of the best times of the year to sell a property,” says Drew Bailey, Branch Manager at the Hove branch. “We always have a burst of activity when spring kicks in so I recommend that anyone looking to sell this year takes advantage of this and gets their property on the market in good time for the rush.” As the sun comes out and flowers start to bloom, spring is also advantageous from the seller’s perspective. “Spring flowers and sunshine can help make your property look so much more appealing and will give an enhanced marketing experience with much more aesthetically pleasing photos to show your home off to its full potential,” explains Drew. “Longer days also allow for more viewings in daylight hours so potential buyers get a much better first impression of your home.”

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MTM SALES AND LETTINGS LIST 67% MORE PROPERTIES IN 2015 THAN ITS NEAREST COMPETITOR ata from Rightmove has placed MTM Sales and Lettings, based on Lewes Road, at the top of the league table of over 200 letting agents covering a wide area from Newhaven to Worthing. The data shows that in 2015, MTM had more rental properties listed than any other agent, beating the second place agent by a substantial margin. In 2015, MTM marketed some 710 rental properties, compared to 424 of the nearest second placed competitor, giving huge a lead of 67 per cent. This demonstrates outstanding performance by their team, of whom they are immensely proud of. Speaking of the results, Sales and Lettings Manager, Andrew Gunner, said: “I’m delighted not only that we were the top agent for 2015, but that we were by such a substantial margin. For a company that has been trading for 11 years, we have assembled a truly top quality team of staff, who work to standards other agents can only aspire to. Our growth is firmly underpinned by the service we provide, which sees many landlords not only transferring more properties to us, but also recommending other landlords to work with us. We work really hard to source the best possible tenants for each property, whilst of course ensuring the most appropriate level of rent is achieved. It’s hats off to the whole team at MTM from me, as without them, we couldn’t achieve such outstanding results. I would also like to thank

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all of the many landlords, many of whom I know personally, for their continued loyalty and custom. “The distance to which MTM have set ourselves apart from the competition is something we are looking to build on continually in 2016, for which we are already ranked as the top listing agent on Rightmove and aim to hold that position moving forward. We are also keen to further expand our residential sales to match that of our lettings arm of the business. We have successfully sold many properties already this year, ranging from studio flats to family homes and investment properties and with competitive fees and a wealth of experience, we know we can deliver a service that parallels our hugely popular lettings department. Whatever your property needs, you can be assured that the team at MTM will be happy to help.” MTM Property Services Ltd, 108A Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 4AE, 01273 645 797, info@mtmproperty.co.uk, mtmproperty.co.uk

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Having lived in the Sussex area all my life and worked in the Brighton & Hove property industry for over 4 years I have seen Leaders grow and prosper at a rapid pace and decided that I would very much like to be part of that success. I joined Leaders as part of the large lettings team but recently moved in to the sales department and am currently the Senior Sales Negotiator at the busy Western Road Branch. Over the past six months the sales department has gone from strength to strength and I am looking forward to being involved in what looks set to be a very busy year for Leaders. Max Shave, Leaders 119-120 Western Road, Brighton. BN1 2AD,. 01273 720714, www.leaders.co.uk

Jonathan started his career within a small independent Estate Agents in Hove and over the last 8 years he has progressed to his current role at Baron Estates as a Sales Manager. “I was born in Brighton and I have lived here all my life, I love the buzz and atmosphere of this city and for me there is no better place to live”. Jonathan feels that customer service is really important and will ensure regular feedback with positive advice at all times. Call Jonathan to discuss any property related matter or email him. Jonathan@baron-estates.co.uk or 01273 733 334. 20 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1AE, www.baron-estates.com

People not Property. The people are you and us working to achieve the same goal. Together we both have complementary knowledge, you of your home and us of the local market. You tell us about your property and we tell you about the market and similar properties. It’s an exchange of information in return for the best possible outcome. Luckily we have an affinity with people which our clients tell us counts for a lot, especially if the journey involves hills – we are good at climbing! Sarah Indranie at Jason Dean, 1b Montefiore Road, Hove, BN3 1RD, 01273 727000 www.jasondeans.co.uk

Phillips & Still

Q Estate Agents

Brand Vaughan

“Chris Still and Richard Phillips are the Managing Directors, bringing with them over 30 years of combined experience. Our primary aim is to ensure the highest level of customer care whilst providing a professional and tailored service to suit each individual. We ensure that your property gets full market coverage by advertising on websites that gain the most traffic, alongside local property magazines and eye-catching ‘For Sale’ boards. Not only is our aim to always achieve the best price for your property or find you that dream home, but we are equally focused on removing from you the stresses that can often come with moving house.” Phillips & Still, 112 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2AB, 01273 771111, www.phillipsandstill.co.uk

Q Estate Agents have established an enviable reputation for delivering friendly, informed advice to their clients and achieving exceptional results through their striking approach to marketing. Sales Director James Beale has been at the forefront of this since joining Jim and Jose Quintana at Q three years ago. With over a decade’s experience in the local property market, James has gained a wealth of knowledge through working for a number of local estate agencies. James’ calm and reassuring manner means that his clients can enjoy the moving process with complete confidence they have chosen the right agency. Q Sales 195 Lewes Road, Brighton. BN2 3LA, 01273 622664, www.qsalesandlettings.co.uk

Property expert Simon Lemcke MNAEA heads up Brand Vaughan's sales team in Hove. Simon brings a wealth of experience having worked in estate agency for 30 years, 13 of which were spent running a prominent agency in Hove. Brand Vaughan is an independent, award winning sales & lettings agency who was the top selling agency in Brighton & Hove in 2015 (source Rightmove intel). Brand Vaughan also scooped their 5th Gold award at The 2015 Sunday Times estate agency of the year awards, for best small agency South East. Speak to Simon for valuations in Hove 01273 22 11 02 simon@brandvaughan.co.uk Kemp Town office 01273 683 111 Preston Park office 01273 504 441

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NEW to the market

Carden Avenue £395,000 Freehold • Modern fitted kitchen and bathroom • Off street parking • Front and rear garden • Excellent decorative order. EPC D58 Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

NEW to the market

Crescent Drive North Guide price £460,000 Freehold GUIDE PRICE £460,000 - £480,000 LOCATED IN THE SOUGHT AFTER CRESCENT DRIVE NORTH is this DETACHED PROPERTY BOASTING A 146' SOUTHERLY REAR GARDEN INCLUDING PRIVATE DRIVEWAY AND LARGE DOUBLE GARAGE...There is a possibility to develop the garage (subejct to the necessary consents) Energy Rating D64 Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

NEW price

Hollingbury Park Avenue £285,000 Leasehold • Delightful two bedroom flat • Excellent decorative order throughout • Modern fitted kitchen • Rear patio with side access. EPC D59 Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

NEW price

Northwood Avenue

The Brow

Isfield Road

£435,000 Freehold • Off road parking/carport and garage • Spacious accommodation • En-suite bathroom & family bathroom • EPC F27 Call Woodingdean office on 01273 278866

Offers over £370,000 Freehold • 5 Bedrooms • 83ft Rear Garden • Open Log Fire! • Off Road Parking and Garage Call Woodingdean office 01273 278866

£375,000 • Spacious family home • Extremely popular residential area • 26.11 through lounge/dining room • Good size kitchen/breakfast room. EPC D59 Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

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NEW to the market

North Gardens

Jevington Drive

Gladstone Place

Offers in excess of £725,000 Freehold • Roof terrace with views over Brighton • Decked Front & Courtyard Rear Gardens • Off street parking for 2 cars • Close City Centre & Train Station. EPC D58 Call Hove office on 01273 321000

Offers in excess of £325,000 Freehold • 3 bedroom semi-detached house • In need of some updating & modernisation • FF shower room and GF WC, 75' garden • Integral garage. Chain free. EPC D66 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

£285,000 Share Of Freehold • Well presented split level maisonette • 2 double bedrooms • Spacious lounge with feature fireplace • Modern white bathroom suite. EPC D58 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

‘We found all the staff knowledgeable and really pleasant to deal with. Thank you.’ Ms Ansloos, Crayford Road

NEW to the market

Dyke Road Avenue £270,000 Leasehold • Excellent condition throughout • Residents parking • Store room-C76 • Communal grounds Contact Hove office on 01273 321000

Hartington Road

Albany Villas OIEO £360,000 Leasehold • Private balcony • Open Plan • Communal garden • Close to Hove Seafront & centre. EPC C80 Call Hove office on 01273 321000

Offers in excess of £365,000 Freehold A STYLISH, INNOVATIVE AND WELL DESIGNED NEW HOME BUILT TO EXACTING STANDARDS OF ENERGY CONSERVATION featured in “Home Building and Renovating Magazine”. This striking, triangular property is located in a sought after residential area close to popular schools, parks and shops. 76 sq m Call Lewes Road Office 01273 677001

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Brighton

£780,000 Peacehaven

• 4 bedroom terraced house • Great school catchments. Lawned rear garden • Versatile layout. Fantastic transport links

EPC D

Fiveways: 01273 317140

Hove

£725,000

• 5 bedroom contemporary house. Quiet location • Stunning Views. Corner plot • Flexible layout

Peacehaven: 01273 317165

EPC C

£900,000

• Stylish 3 storey Victorian town house • 3 reception rooms, 5 bedrooms. 2 bath/shower rooms • West facing patio garden. Central Hove

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC E

Brighton

£700,000 Brighton

• Unique 4 storey period townhouse • 3 double bedrooms, 1 en suite. Large dining kitchen • Feature staircase to lounge. Close Hove lawns & seafront

EPC TBC

Western Road: 01273 317147

Kemp Town

Offers Over: £550,000 Brighton

• 'Contemporary' 2nd floor apartment • 42 foot open plan living area. 2 double bedrooms • Balcony. No onward chain

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

EPC C

EPC D

EPC C

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

£550,000 Brighton

• Substantial 5 bedroom semi-detached house • Driveway & garage. Potential for self-contained annexe • Study/Bedroom 5. No onward chain

Patcham: 01273 317175

Offers Over: £639,999

• 4 bedroom contemporary home • Superb beamed lounge area. Driveway and gardens • 3 bathrooms. No chain

£550,000

• 2 bedroom Grade I listed ground floor apartment • Share of freehold. Private rear garden • Beautiful character features

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC TBC

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£530,000 Brighton

Kemp Town

• 3-4 bedroom terraced house over 4 floors • Courtyard garden. Investment potential • Moments from seafront. Flexible accommodation EPC D

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

£525,000 Brighton

• 4 bedroom terraced house. Lovely kitchen/diner • Central Hanover. Views of the sea and The Downs • Close to highly regarded schools EPC D

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

£500,000

• 4 bedroom terraced family home on 3 floors • Exceptional location. Bright lounge and dining areas • 2 bathrooms. No chain

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

EPC D

Brighton

£450,000 Southwick

• 2 bedroom third floor apartment • 2 en-suite bathrooms. Share of freehold • Passenger lift. Allocated parking

£449,950 Telscombe Cliffs

• 4 bedroom semi detached house • Lovely character home. Sought after location • Spacious. Bath & shower room, off road parking

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC B

Brighton

£400,000 Woodingdean

Southwick: 01273 317158

EPC E

£435,000 Brighton

• 4 bedroom detached home with sea views • Beautiful cliff top home. Picturesque balcony • Spacious sun room. Off road parking and garage

Peacehaven: 01273 317165

EPC E

£430,000

• 3 bedroom semi-detached bungalow • Front & rear gardens. Off street parking • Immaculate throughout. No onward chain

Patcham: 01273 317175

EPC D

9 • 3 bedroom house on corner plot • Bright and spacious lounge and dining areas • Useful garage. Well presented

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

Kemp Town

EPC E

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

£375,000

• 2-3 bedroom semi-detached bungalow • On a corner plot. Versatile layout • Garage & driveway. Generous sized wrap around garden

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

£399,950 Saltdean

• 4 bed semi-detached house with integral garage • Off road parking and large rear garden • Close to local schools, buses and shops

EPC D

EPC C

£380,000 Brighton

• 3 bedroom end of terrace house. Off road parking • Views of the downs. Close to shops & bus routes • Fantastic condition inside

Saltdean: 01273 317170

Price: £550,000 Hove

EPC D

£366,500

£375,000

• 3 bedroom mid terraced house. • Lounge and dining area. Large rear garden • Close schools. Access routes in and out of the city

Fiveways: 01273 317140

Price: £240,000 Brighton

3 bed 3rd floor flat. Balcony, sea views.

1 bed LGF converted flat. Large rear garden.

EPC TBC

01273 317147

01273 317140

EPC D

£160,000

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Southwick

Offers Over: £360,000 Hove

• Attractive 3 bedroom semi detached house • Large rear garden. Great location for shops, schools • Close to train station. Recently refurbished

Saltdean

£350,000

• 2 bedroom 2nd floor apartment with pleasant views • Highly sought after development. Dining lounge • Allocated secure parking space. Communal gardens

Southwick: 01273 317158

EPC TBC

Southwick

£349,950 Woodingdean

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC C

£360,000

• 3 bedroom semi detached house • Off road parking. Garage/workshop. Views of Telscombe Tye • Close to shops. Great condition inside. Chain free

Saltdean: 01273 317170

EPC C

• Traditional 3 bedroom semi detached house • Good size rear garden. Ample off road parking • Ideal family home. Modern kitchen area & bathroom

EPC D

Southwick: 01273 317158

Hove

£325,000 Brighton

• GF purpose built apartment with private entrance • 2 double bedrooms. Modern fitted kitchen & bathroom • South facing decked garden. Garage & visitor parking

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC D

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

£310,000 Brighton

• 2 bedroom end of terrace home • Courtyard garden. Great location • No chain. Great first time or investment buy

£327,500

• Spacious light & airy detached bungalow • 3 good size bedrooms, garage & driveway • Stunning views, no onward chain

EPC E

£310,000

• 2 bedroom semi-detached house • Integral garage & off street parking. New kitchen (2014) • Potential to convert garage, STPP. Close shops & school EPC E

Patcham: 01273 317175

EPC E

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Woodingdean

£305,000 Brighton

• Extended 3 bedroom semi-detached house • Extension for dining room, redecorated • Off road parking for 3 cars, on local bus route

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

EPC D

£280,000 Brighton

• First floor converted flat • 2 good size bedrooms. Useful loft room • Refurbished throughout. No onward chain

Fiveways: 01273 317140

EPC D

£260,000 Brighton

• 3 bedroom semi detached home • FTB or investor opportunity. Potential for 4th bed • Fantastic views. No chain

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

EPC E

Fiveways: 01273 317140

Brighton

£240,000 Kemp Town

• 1 bedroom lower-ground floor converted flat • Large rear garden. Front patio • Modern kitchen & bathroom. No onward chain

Fiveways: 01273 317140

EPC D

Brighton

£230,000 Notice Of Offer

• 1 bedroom lower-ground floor converted flat • Modern galley kitchen. Modern bathroom • Fiveways location. Courtyard. Resident parking permit

Fiveways: 01273 317140

EPC C

£240,000 Portslade

• 1 bedroom bungalow • Front and rear garden. Conservatory at the rear • Very well presented. Excellent location

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

EPC D

28 Arundel Road, Brighton, BN2 5TD. We advise that an offer has been made for the above property in the sum of £220,000. Any persons wishing to increase on this offer should notify the agents of their best offer prior to exchange of contracts. 7 St Georges Road, Kemp Town, BN2 1EB Tel 01273 681811. EPC rating C (69)

£240,000

• 2 bed end of terrace house. Arranged over 3 floors • In need of renovation. Heart of Old Portslade Village loc • Rear courtyard garden

Southwick: 01273 317158

£250,000

• 1 bedroom lower-ground floor flat. • Sunny rear garden. Spacious lounge. • Great commuter links. 'Golden triangle' location.

EPC D

Public Notice Cubitt & West are now in receipt of an offer for the sum of £160,000 for 28 Dorset Court, 211-213 Kingsway, Hove, East Sussex, BN3 4FD. Anyone wishing to place an offer on the property should contact Cubitt & West, 110 Western Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 2AA prior to exchange of contracts. EPC rating C (75)

EPC D

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Goldstone Street, Hove £675,000 Three bedroom double fronted detached house. EPC E

Rottingdean Place, Rottingdean £600,000 Four bedroom house in pretty gated complex near Rottingdean village. EPC C

The Drive, Hove £750,000 Three bedroom top floor flat with three balconies and double garage.

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Vale Avenue PATCHAM

Houndean Rise LEWES

OIEO £850,000

A spacious 5 bed detached 1930’s residence now in need of refurbishment but offering huge potential to create a modern family home standing on a good size plot (0.4 acre) with well stocked mature gardens. With an impressive pillared entrance the ground floor has a cloakroom, a sitting room, dining room, study, garden room and a kitchen/breakfast room. The property enjoys a corner position and is approached via a gated private drive to a tandem garage. Vacant Possession and no onward chain. EPC E.

Highbank WESTDENE

P.O.A

Currently being refurbished and modernised a newly extended 4 bedroom semi-detached family house with a good size garden and backing onto a park. Arranged as master bedroom and ensuite, three first floor bedrooms and family bathroom. Lounge, spacious kitchen/family room with bi-fold doors. New double glazed windows, rewired, replumbed and gas central heating. New kitchen and sanitary fittings. Please ring for viewing arrangements. SOLE AGENTS.

Station Road £420,000

Approached by an attractive landscaped garden this spacious 3 double bed S/D house has been much improved by our clients over the years including an extended open plan refitted kitchen/family room and a contemporary bathroom/WC with a separate shower cubicle and a ground floor WC. Outside is a 60' rear garden and a garage. We particularly like the open aspect at the rear with lots of trees and greenery across the valley and some far reaching views.

BY PRESTON PARK STATION

£510,000

A spacious nicely presented period property over three floors and offering two or three bedrooms depending on how you would like to use the versatile accommodation. The entrance level offers a good size front sitting room (which could easily be a bedroom) and a bathroom whilst the first floor has two good double bedrooms. On the lower level is the kitchen and spacious open plan family room with double doors open to a quaint rear garden. EPC D.

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Brighton PRESTON VILLAGE

Mill Rise £439,500

In this sought after location and tucked away in this pleasant mews style development an attractive three bedroom property which makes a lovely home with deceptive accommodation and outside has the added bonus of a garage and parking space. In our opinion viewing is essential to fully appreciate both the property and the charming setting. Ideal for commuters half a mile from Preston Park Station. EPC C.

BRIGHTON OFFICE 138 OLD LONDON ROAD

WESTDENE

Park Court £430,000

Internal viewing is strongly recommended of this modernised and extended 3 bedroom S/D chalet style property offering deceptive family accommodation and a good size garden. Situated in this sought after residential area handy for the local School. EPC TBC.

01273 508955

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PATCHAM VILLAGE

£235,000

Ideally located in Patcham Village just a short walk to the shops and bus is this pleasant 2 bedroom ground floor flat which is part of this popular purpose built development and is set back from the Old London Road. The flat offers excellent potential requiring certain updating but benefits from uPVC double glazing, gas central heating, a parking space and is offered for sale with vacant possession and no onward chain.

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DYKE ROAD, BRIGHTON £125,000

PEACEHAVEN £199,950/£299,950

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Sep kitchen, shower New 99 year lease Potential buy to let EPC rating: D

5th floor retirement flat Resident warden, lifts Close Seven Dials Double glazed windows

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Lounge & kitchette Double bedroom, bath Communal lounge EPC Rating: C

W NE

SILLWOOD PLACE OIEO £200,000

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Communal lounge One bedroom, bath/wc Lounge, fitted kitchen EPC rating: C

W NE

Upper maisonette Residential position Close station Bay fronted lounge

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Two double bedrooms Kitchen, bathroom/wc Gas central heating EPC Rating: F

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Gas central heating Open plan lounge/kit Bedroom, shower room EPC Rating: C

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Central period cottage Quiet pedestrian way Few minutes station Close shops, seafront

Ground floor 1 bed flat Close Queens Park Gas central heating Bay fronted lounge

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Double bedroom, bath Kitchen with appliances Scope for redecoration EPC Rating: D

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Gas central heating Double glazing Off street parking EPC ratings: C

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Split level one bed flat Grade II listed building Small quiet cul de sac Cl Western Rd & sea

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HAREWOOD CT £179,000/£195,000 Choice of two flats Both top floor (6th) Over 55 age group Own gas c/heating

Choice of two flats 2 bed, and 3/4 bed 1 grd, 1 penthouse New development

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Lovely front garden Two beds, bath/wc Lounge, diner, kitchen EPC Rating: E

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Detached family house Four double bedrooms 120ft southeast garden Through lounge/diner

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TUESDAY 8 It’s Not Rocket Science ITV1, 8pm This should really be called – How Are We Going To Try And Kill Romesh This Week? Here’s one they haven’t used before – dangling him above a pit of hungry crocodiles with only a household vacuum cleaner to help him. Lawks. Ben meets an AI robot and Rachel investigates placebo effects.

The Best Of Bad TV Channel Five, 10pm You know those awkward interviews on the tellybox that have you holding your head at the car-crash viewing you’re witnessing? Here they all are for your delectation. From Oliver Reed’s drunken anarchy to Quentin Tarantino’s tight-lipped animosity to Krishnan GuruMurphy.

The Goldbergs E4, 8pm It’s ‘80s family fun for this trapped-in-time sitcom. Adam and Emmy are thrilled when they learn that producers are holding auditions for their favourite gameshow at their school. No pressure, no pressure, no pressure... there’s gonna be pressure. Barry and Murray think Beverly is a lucky charm.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 10.30 The Vote (x2) 11.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 12.00pm Bostin Bear Club 12.30 Barnado's Believe In Children 12.45 Slum Echoes 1.00 Latest Homes Live 1.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 2.00 Drop the Puck 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 Latest Homes Live 4.30 Burn Up With Natalie 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff show and discuss great music videos. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week. 9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.30 Barnado's Believe In Children 9.45 Slum Echoes 10.00 Here I Come Drama series based on real life stories of immigrants living in our society. 10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 The Vote 2.00 Digital Nation 2.30 Here I Come 3.00 Barnado's Believe In Children 3.15 Slum Echoes 3.30 Bowlegs 4.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 4.30 Digital Nations 5.00 The Rosies 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Claimed And Shamed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders As shocking truths come to light, all hell breaks loose. The Carters reach breaking point. 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Ric battles to stay in control when operating on his much-loved old school teacher, while a feisty young patient reminds him of his younger self. 9.00 Happy Valley Drama series about a Yorkshire police sergeant. Daniel suspects somebody at school might be responsible for Ryan’s new found interest in Tommy. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Life And Death Row Series telling the story of capital punishment through the eyes of young people whose lives have been shaped by it. In January 2014, in smalltown America, 18-year-old Justin Back is brutally murdered in his own home. Nineteen-year-old friends Austin Myers and Tim Mosley are arrested and charged with his murder. Both give very different stories, but which one is telling the truth? 11.45 FILM: Forget Me Not (2010) Starring Ben Farrow, Laurie Hagenr. A modern love story set over the course of one night in London. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

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6.15am Heir Hunters 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Claimed And Shamed 8.15 Emergency Rescue Down Under 8.45 Great British Railway Journeys 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 Coast 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 A Place To Call Home 3.50 The Life Of Mammals 4.50 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 5.20 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Too Much TV 7.00 This Farming Life An insight into modern farming life. 8.00 Back In Time For The Weekend The Ashby-Hawkins family give up their 21st-century technology and travel back in time to discover the radical transformation of our leisure time since 1950. In episode six, our family discover what the future might hold for our free time. 9.00 Who’s The Boss? Three British companies rip up the rule book of recruitment and give staff the power to hire a new manager. Will they make the right choice for the company and will the boss agree? The boss at a Scottish craft brewer hands over the reigns of recruitment to his entire company. Known for its punk image, love of beards and dislike of suits, BrewDog has a clear culture and an uncompromising boss at the helm. 10.00 Scrappers: Back In The Yard Documentary following straighttalking scrapyard owner Terry and his glamorous wife Lyndsay. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Let’s Play Darts For Sport Relief Gabby Logan hosts the semifinals of this winner-takes-all tournament for Sport Relief. 12.15am Sign Zone: Back In Time For The Weekend 1.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Kidnapped: The Search For Tommy (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Matt and Maddy are forced to sleep in the car and upon waking they share a charged moment, leading to a kiss. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 8.00 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives were turned upsidedown when their home became a living nightmare. 9.00 Benefits By The Sea: Jaywick Documentary series about the daily lives of the residents of England’s most deprived town. Pregnant heroin addict Sarah must give birth alone after her partner is sent to rehab. Tara and Darren pool their benefits to buy a second-hand tumble dryer. A stranger donates a three-bedroom static caravan for the community soup kitchen. John and Gaz get into a blazing row over Gaz’s behaviour. 10.00 The Best Of Bad TV See highlights. 11.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us In Vegas Entertaining magic competition. 11.55 A & E: When Patients Attack Documentary. 12.50am Tattoo Disasters: UK 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Inside Buckingham Palace 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 11.10 Family Guy Library (x2) 12.10am American Dad! (x2)

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4.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 New Girl (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 The Goldbergs (x2). See highlights. 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Tattoo Fixers 12.50am Gogglebox

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WEDNESDAY 9 Dunblane: Our Story BBC2, 9pm Marking the 20th anniversary of the Dunblane shooting, the worst firearms incident to date in the UK, this sensitive documentary includes interviews and testimony from those directly involved that has never been seen before. From a young woman who was shot as a fiveyear-old to the headmaster.

Raised By Wolves Channel 4, 10pm The landlady’s coming round, so Della pulls out all the stops making their home ‘inspection ready’. Get in! Except that they still get an eviction notice. Get out? At the same time, the kids spend a day with their long-lost papa and end up with a case of civil disobedience. Never a dull moment with this family.

The 100 E4, 9pm Remember that self-righteous goody two-shoes who first touched down on postapocalyptic Earth with clean blond hair and wide eyes? Clarke’s changed. Lots. But her determination is still there in spades, which is why she is the one to discover the mastermind behind a devious plan. Oo-ooh!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Claimed And Shamed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 2.55 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 Shop Well For Less? Alex Jones and business journalist Steph McGovern are on a mission to help families change the way they shop without changing their lifestyle. In this episode, Steph and Alex are with the Allen family in South Yorkshire. For a week all of their branded products have the labels removed and are replaced with substitutes to open their eyes to alternatives, from clothes to cleaning products to Naomi’s beloved beauty products. 9.00 Famous, Rich And Homeless 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon is back in the host’s chair for the sixth series of this comedy panel show. And, as ever, David Mitchell and Lee Mack are the lightning-quick team captains, joined by Richard Madeley and Sanjeev Bhaskar, Kate Humble and Miles Jupp. 11.45 FILM: Confessions Of A Shopaholic (2009) Starring Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy, Krysten Ritter, Joan Cusack. Romantic comedy. 1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Heir Hunters 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Claimed And Shamed 8.15 Emergency Rescue Down Under 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Chef’s Protege 1.30 Portillo’s State Secrets 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 A Place To Call Home 3.45 Mountain 4.45 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 5.15 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Too Much TV 7.00 This Farming Life An insight into modern farming life. The farmers get ready for winter. 8.00 £100k House: Tricks Of The Trade Piers Taylor and Katy Marks hunt for ingenious micro-budget solutions to improve two homes. Adam was desperate to remain living in London, but with house prices shooting up the choice of homes on offer was small, as were the homes themselves. Adam bought one of the thinnest homes in the country. 9.00 Dunblane: Our Story See highlights. 10.00 Live From The BBC James Acaster stars in a series showcasing some of the best comedic talent around. He is joined by Spencer Jones, who performs his awardwinning physical and prop-based show on television for the first time. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headliness. 11.15 Land Of Hope And Glory British Country Life Series capturing the glory and eccentricity of the men and women who live the rural life. 12.15am Sign Zone: The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 1.15 Sign Zone: Nature’s Miracle Orphans 2.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals

ITV1

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Rakesh’s troubles get worse. 7.30 Coronation Street The truth comes out about Bethany. Michael is worried about his relationship. 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern hosts the family entertainment show which lifts the lid on celebrities’ lives through the eyes of their children. 9.00 Grantchester Drama series set in the 1950s, adapted from the novels by James Runcie. A Cambridge lecturer’s fatal fall from the college spires draws Sidney and Geordie into a world of espionage and cover ups, where nothing and no-one is what they seem. Geordie calls on Sidney for help following the apparent suicide of Valentine Lyall at Sidney’s old college. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of Chelsea against Paris Saint-Germain in the last 16 of the Champions League. 11.45 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which seven celebrities face a 12-day survival mission in the dangerous wilderness of the South African bush. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Undercover Boss Canada 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A New Life In The Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series following high-end pawnbrokers. James tries to turn around a £100,000 loan on a sapphire and diamond necklace in just two days. Claudia meets her match when a former fashionista approaches her about a collection of designer handbags. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. 10.00 Raised By Wolves See highlights. 10.35 How To Get A Council House Documentary series looking at council housing. Portsmouth City Council is trying to house a growing number of people seeking social housing on medical grounds. 11.35 The Secret World Of Tinder Documentary taking an eye-opening and humorous look at Tinder - the smartphone dating app that has taken the UK by storm. 12.35am Live From Abbey Road: Music On 4 1.00 FILM: The Number 23 (2007) 2.40 Secret Millionaire Ireland 3.35 Ultimate Dealer 4.00 Location, Location, Location 4.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.10 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Imaginary Friend (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Oscar is brought home after Billie finds him and calls the police. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series filmed inside the consulting rooms at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. 9.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series in which cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. A Yorkshire landlord has to call in eviction specialists to remove tenants from the house he inherited from his grandparents. 10.00 Person Of Interest Actionpacked crime drama series. When a political pollster uncovers election rigging after his usually reliable predictions go wrong, Samaritan assigns assassin Martine Rousseau to stop him from alerting the authorities. 10.55 Person Of Interest Actionpacked crime drama series. 11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. 12.45am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 Secret Life Of The Family 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Timothy Spall: Back At Sea 8.00 Hidden Kingdoms 9.00 The Prosecutors: Real Crime And Punishment 10.00 Horizon: Solar Storms - The Threat To Planet Earth 11.00 Ancient Egypt: Life And Death In The Valley Of The Kings 12.00am Hidden Kingdoms 1.00 Dreaming The Impossible

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: That Awkward Moment (2014) 11.00 Family Guy Library (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 In Loving Memory 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Love Your Garden 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.05am Wire In The Blood

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 New Girl (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 The 100. See highlights. 10.00 The Aliens 11.00 Supernatural 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

10.05am Come Dine With Me 11.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Discovering Britain 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 Discovering Britain

11.00am The Virgin Queen (1955) 12.50pm One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 2.55 Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 4.45 The Last Wagon (1956) 6.50 The Three Musketeers (2011) 9.00 Solomon Kane (2009) 11.05 Predators (2010) 1.15am Synecdoche, New York (2008) 3.45 Close

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.00 Defiance 2.00 FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 4.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 Extant 10.00 FILM: Knights Of Badassdom (2013) 12.00am Extant

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THURSDAY 10 Crimewatch BBC1, 9pm It’s not often that Crimewatch asks for your help with a professional hit, but this time they need it to find the assassin. John ‘Goldfinger’ Palmer was shot in his garden, after a career that had seen his personal wealth balloon up to £300 million, and involved time served for fraud. Did you see anything to report?

Alan Carr: Chatty Man Channel 4, 10pm More celebrity chatter with the down-to-Earth comedian as he welcomes a plethora of big names to his sofa for a chinwag. Tonight’s guests include Rod Stewart, performing his single ‘Hold The Line’, as well as actor Stephen Mangan talking about his latest adventure drama ‘Houdini and Doyle’. Yay!

The Keith Lemon Sketch Show ITV2, 10pm Plenty of wild characters, including moustachioed ladies and latex-laden gents in this cornucopia of celebrity send ups. Plus the odd actual celeb aiding and abetting the infamous Keith Lemon. Taste may not be a close neighbour, but big envelopepushing laughs are here.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Movie Line 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 12.00pm Bostin Bear Club 12.30 Barnado's Believe In Children 12.45 Slum Echoes 1.00 Movie Line 1.30 We are Stardust 2.00 Here I Come 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 Cook It 4.30 Northern Cuisine 5.00 Arts Alive (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.00 Digital Nation he best of Local TV from across the UK. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Arts Alive 1.00 Albion Night 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Digital Nation

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Claimed And Shamed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Mother’s day takes a sinister turn for one family and events spiral out of control. Will all make it out alive? Tim returns to Albert Square to see Ronnie, but why? 8.00 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts as Bafta-winning Katherine Parkinson, laughter-spinning Russell Howard and all-the-trimmings John Torode compete to have their pet hates consigned to Room 101. 8.30 EastEnders Ronnie comes to a realisation about her feelings, but is it too late? The dramatic fallout from mother’s day sends shockwaves through the Square. 9.00 Crimewatch See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Crimewatch Update The team is back live with the latest developments on the cases featured during the evening’s main programme. 10.50 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 11.50 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Heir Hunters 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Claimed And Shamed 8.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Chef’s Protege 1.30 Portillo’s State Secrets 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 A Place To Call Home 3.45 Mountain 4.45 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 5.15 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Too Much TV 7.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces Monty Don travels around the country helping amateurs to create the garden of their dreams. In Bromley, Mei and and Gerard have ambitious plans to turn their narrow, split-level garden into a Japanese paradise. 8.00 The Secret History Of My Family 9.00 Murder Drama series with each episode picking apart a murder in all its terrible complexity, hearing the story from every angle and casting the viewer as a jury member to decide on guilt and innocence. Wayward aristocrat Dominic Cotterall is besieged by accusations and rumours that he’s murdered his wealthy American girlfriend, Arla Beckman, who’s been missing for several days. 10.00 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle Stewart Lee presents his unique view of the world. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Dunblane: Our Story Documentary commemorating the 20th anniversary of the Dunblane shooting. 12.15am The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 1.05 Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 1.35 Sign Zone: The Story Of China 2.35 Sign Zone: Let’s Play Darts For Sport Relief

ITV1

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity is back, with the police in hot pursuit. 7.30 Old And Wealthy - End Of The Golden Years?: Tonight In a special report, pensioner Janet Street-Porter investigates concerns around the growing wealth gap between young and old. 8.00 Emmerdale Priya makes a decision about marrying Rakesh. Charity has a plan. 8.30 The Cruise Documentary series that follows the crew who live and work on board the cruise ship Regal Princess for up to nine months at a time. 9.00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which celebrities face a 12-day survival mission in the dangerous wilderness of the South African bush. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the UEFA Europa League 11.40 Frustrated Britain: Caught On Camera More footage of road rage, holiday horrors, jobsworth staff and noisy neighbours - all of which has been caught on camera. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Old And Wealthy - End Of The Golden Years?: 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Undercover Boss Canada 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A New Life In The Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks A twisted Cameron puts Ste in the firing line with his latest wicked scheme. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot: The Liberal Democrats 8.00 Ugly House To Lovely House With George Clarke Design series with architect George Clarke. Sue and Simon believe that their Hertfordshire house is the ugliest on their street. The couple bought the four-bedroom property in 2014 for £440,000, but a bizarre fake-Victorian extension means that the home’s layout is a nightmare. Architect Laura Jane Clark specialises in breathing new life into difficult spaces, but Sue and Simon have a tight budget of just £50,000. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy quiz. Team captain Jon Richardson is joined by guest captain Jonny Vegas, Tom Allen, Claudia Winkleman and Rob Beckett. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man See highlights. 11.05 Tattoo Fixers Reality series. 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Royal Navy School 2.00 Born To Be Different 2.50 How To Be A Council House Millionaire: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.20 Beat My Build 4.15 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.10 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Britain’s Horror Homes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.20 FILM: The Mystery Cruise (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Phoebe breaks up with Ash after telling him that she does not want to be in a relationship where she always comes second. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series in which adventurer Ben Fogle meets people who have given up the rat race to start a new life in remote parts of the world. 8.00 Secret Life Of The Family Documentary series which captures the lives of six British families 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. 9.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Observational documentary series following the doctors and paramedics of London’s Air Ambulance and the specialist trauma team at the Royal London Hospital. 10.00 The Moors Murders: Britain’s Worst Crimes Documentary telling the story of Brady and Hindley’s appalling crimes, using archival footage and interviews with police officers and families of the victims. 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 That’s So... 1990 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 8.00 Indian Hill Railways 9.00 Digging For Britain 10.00 Ancient Egypt: Life And Death In The Valley Of The Kings 11.00 Planet Ant: Life Inside The Colony 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1981 1.05 Doris Day: Virgin Territory 2.05 London On Film: The West End

2.40pm Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show. See highlights. 10.30 Family Guy Library (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Wycliffe 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 In Loving Memory 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.00am Wire In The Blood

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 New Girl (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Tattoo Fixers 1.05 Rude Tube

9.55am Come Dine With Me 11.00 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.40pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.20 The Supervet 5.25 Dogs: Their Secret Lives 6.30 Crufts 2016 With Clare Balding 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Thicker Than Water 11.20 Gadget Man (x2) 12.30am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am The Black Arrow (1948) 12.35pm My Darling Clementine (1946) 2.35 To Hell And Back (1955) 4.45 Duel At Silver Creek (1952) 6.20 Robin Hood (2010) 9.00 Black Hawk Down (2001) 11.55 Whiteout (2009) 2.00am The Lookout (2011) 3.50 Close

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.00 Defiance 2.00 FILM: Viking Quest (2014) 4.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 Extant 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 11.30 FILM: Lavalantula (2015) 1.20am FILM: Sharknado (2013)

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FRIDAY 11 Crufts 2016 Channel 4, 7.30pm Clare Balding hosts coverage of the 125th anniversary of the world’s largest dog show, live from the NEC in Birmingham. Of course, there are gorgeous dogs being clever and agile, but as well as that check out discussions of canine health and welfare, and the forthcoming compulsory microchipping.

NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 9pm As much as this is a fun crime drama about the naval police, the thing about the navy is that you can put pretty much anything onto a boat and call it naval. Which is why the team are called in to investigate the death of a high-flying female pilot, whose career was spiralling. Flying things go on ships, right?

Bob Harris: My Nashville BBC4, 10pm ‘Whispering’ Bob Harris sets forth on a pilgrimage to Nashville, looking at how it has developed from the beginnings of the Grand Ole Opry to the iconic venues on Lower Broadway, as well as the flipside of country music in East Nashville. Featuring interviews with stars of the scene and some classic tunes.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 BollyHeat 10.00 Barnado's Believe In Children 10.15 Slum Echoes 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Tellus A Story 11.45 Tellus A Story 12.00pm Bostin Bear Club 12.30 You Make It, We Show It! 1.00 In Focus 1.30 BollyHeat 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 52% 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories. 7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round. 10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music. 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Noise Floor 12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under The Radar 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Kick Out The Jams 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.00 DJ Box 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Claimed And Shamed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 TV That Made Me 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 MOTD Live Live coverage of football fixtures. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Comedy Playhouse 11.05 Catherine Tate’s Nan Comedy featuring Catherine Tate’s Nan character. While Jamie, Nan’s grandson, is away in Africa doing voluntary work, a young girl called Alice has been allocated to Nan by the Young and Old Buddy-Up Foundation to keep her company and cheer her up. Alice soon discovers that Nan’s kitchen tap is broken, and accompanies her to the council office to arrange to get it fixed. Unfortunately Nan, in her usual style, causes mayhem and upset at the offices, ending with her being given a community service order to work in the local hospital. Meanwhile Jamie, who is Skyping regularly from Africa, is concerned when he sees Nan in hospital, thinking she is seriously ill. At the same time, new neighbours have moved in across the corridor, and Nan gets involved in preparations for their family wedding party. 11.35 The Celebrity Apprentice USA 1.00am The Celebrity Apprentice USA 2.25 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Heir Hunters 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Claimed And Shamed 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Chef’s Protege 1.30 Portillo’s State Secrets 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.50 Mountain 4.50 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 5.20 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Too Much TV 7.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge This special programme brings together the ultimate rules of design - room by room. Across three series of The Great Interior Design Challenge, the designers have come up with cost-cutting, ingenious ideas about how to get a look for less, and they are all here. 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Land Of Hope And Glory British Country Life Series capturing the glory and eccentricity of the men and women who live the rural life. 10.00 Britain’s Secret Slavery Business 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show. In 2016 punk rock celebrated its 40th anniversary with a series of events across some of Britain’s major cultural institutions. 11.30 FILM: Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997) Starring John Cusack, Kevin Spacey, Jack Thompson, Irma P Hall, Jude Law. Elegant adaptation of John Berendt’s non-fiction bestseller. 2.00am Sign Zone: Question Time 3.00 Sign Zone: Tomorrow’s Food

ITV1

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity twists the knife. 7.30 Coronation Street Michael’s plans go awry. 8.00 Best Walks With A View With Julia Bradbury Julia Bradbury chooses some of her favourite and most accessible family treks from across the UK, in search of the perfect walk with a view suitable for all experience levels. 8.30 Coronation Street Michael shoots himself in the foot. 9.00 Mr Selfridge Final episode in the fourth series of the period drama about the life and career of the flamboyant and charismatic American entrepreneur Harry Selfridge. Jimmy’s final act leaves Harry reeling and he retreats from the glare of the tabloid frenzy, isolating himself at home. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 Benidorm Comedy series set in Benidorm at the Solana allinclusive resort. 11.10 FILM: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Starring Roger Moore, Barbara Bach, Curd Jurgens, Richard Kiel, Caroline Munro, Walter Gotell. James Bond joins forces with his Russian female counterpart when a huge underwater craft steals US and Russian submarines. 1.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Undercover Boss Canada 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A New Life In The Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Darren offers desperate Tony a lifeline after hearing of his financial troubles. Scott comes up with a hilarious money-making scheme. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Crufts 2016 See highlights. 9.00 Gogglebox A comedic review of the week’s TV. Viewers share sharp critiques from their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the satirical comedy series that looks back at the week’s main talking points. 11.10 Raised By Wolves Comedy series about a large family growing up on a council estate in Wolverhampton, written by Caitlin and Caroline Moran and inspired by their own childhood. Della makes the house ‘inspection ready’ for the landlady’s visit, but ends up with an eviction notice. The kids spend a day with their long-lost father that ends in civil disobedience. 11.40 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a top 50 of the best online stunts featuring a shark dancer and the world’s highest building climb. 12.40am Virtually Famous 1.25 FILM: Devil (2010) 2.45 Ultimate Dealer 3.10 Beat My Build 4.05 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Killer Date (1990) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Phoebe spies Kat leaving Ash’s van after having spent the night. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show presented by Jason Bradbury, Amy Williams, Ortis Deley and Jon Bentley. 8.00 Kitten Impossible 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights. 10.00 NCIS US naval crime drama series. When an NCIS case reveals a connection to Ducky’s estranged childhood best friend, he and Special Agent Bishop travel to London for interviews with family and coworkers of his friend. While there, Ducky finds himself reminiscing about the choices he made in his past and the subsequent impact they had on his adult life. 10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series about a Los Angeles division that captures criminals threatening national security. The team are tasked with tracking down Matt Driscoll, a member of the Navy who has been leaking highly confidential information. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 4.00 Grannies Make You Laugh Out Loud 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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Sci Fi

10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Dogs Might Fly 9.00 Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 10.00 Stella 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Road Wars 2.00 Night Cops

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 8.00 Virtuoso Violinists At The BBC 9.00 Kenny Rogers: Cards On The Table 10.00 Bob Harris: My Nashville. See highlights. 11.00 Country Kings At The BBC 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1981 12.40 Kenny Rogers: Cards On The Table

12.45pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Run Fat Boy Run (2007) 11.05 Family Guy Library (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.45 In Loving Memory 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.20am FILM: Something’s Gotta Give (2003)

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 New Girl (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Transporter 3 (2008) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoo Fixers (x2)

9.45am Come Dine With Me 11.00 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.40pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.20 The Supervet 5.25 Dogs: Their Secret Lives 6.30 Crufts 2016 With Clare Balding 7.30 Grand Designs 9.00 Spin 10.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Frogmen (1951) 1.00pm Yellow Mountain (1954) 2.35 Guadalcanal Diary (1943) 4.25 The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 6.45 The Company Men (2010) 9.00 Bullet To The Head (2012) 10.45 Kill List (2011) 12.35am Sightseers (2012) 2.15 A Field In England (2013) 4.00 Close

1.00pm Defiance 2.00 FILM: The Hunters (2013) 4.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 FILM: Tucker And Dale vs Evil (2010) 11.00 FILM: Mega Spider (2013) 12.50am FILM: Sharknado 2 (2014) 2.50 Defiance

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SATURDAY 12 The Voice UK BBC1, 7.30pm So... lots of singers have become just eight per judge, quaking in their well styled boots as they wait to be whittled down to the best three for each mentor. At least this time they have some semblance of control in that they get to pick their own ‘killer’ song. Will it knock the socks off the judges so that they cry? Probably.

Stag BBC2, 9pm So the stag weekend from Hell only has four survivors left, and things have gotten pretty messy. Still, Ian is determined to stick by his promise to his sister and keep Johnners from coming to a grizzly end. In-laws, eh? The killer is still on the loose and the last stand of the lads is fast approaching. Not the ‘wreckage’ they had planned.

From Andy Pandy To Zebedee: The Golden Age Of Children’s Television BBC4, 10.40pm Ever narrowed your eyes at someone in suspicion when they wax lyrical about bygone kids shows they’re far too young to remember? It’s thanks to these kinds of shows. Nigel Planer narrates the story of the struggle to make shows especially for kids.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story 6.45 Tellus A Story 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Tellus A Story 7.45 Tellus A Story 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Rugby AM 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Burn Up With Natalie 2.30 Latest News 2.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 4.30 Drop the Puck 5.30 DJ Box 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 7.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 7.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life. 8.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes interviews filmmakers Thomas Smith and James Atkins, as we watch some of their best short movies. 11.00 Bowlegs Live tracks from Frànçois and The Atlas Mountains, Gazelle Twins, Courtney Barnett, His Clancyness, Islet, and Abi Wade. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Digital Nation 2.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Bowlegs

BBC1

BBC2

7.30 The Voice UK See highlights. 8.45 The National Lottery: Win Your Wish List Shane Richie hosts the game show that sees couples playing to win the prizes of their dreams. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws, hosted by Gaby Roslin. 9.35 Casualty Medical drama. Lofty comes face to face with the consequences of his actions and has a life-changing decision to make. 10.25 BBC News 10.45 Match Of The Day Highlights of the day’s Premier League action, which includes the game between Stoke City and Southampton at the Britannia Stadium. The Potters won 1-0 when the sides met on the south coast in November and will be chasing a third successive win against the Saints. The lunchtime kick-off sees title Manchester City travel to relegation-threatened Norwich City, while Bournemouth meet Swansea. 11.30 FILM: The Ring (2002) Starring Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson, David Dorfman, Brian Cox. US remake of the cult Japanese chiller. A journalist faces a race against time when she investigates the legend of a strange videotape which allegedly claims the life of the viewer one week after watching it. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

6.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 6.30 Queen Victoria’s Children In a 60-year family saga this three-part series explores the reign of Queen Victoria through her personal relationships with her husband and her nine children. 7.30 Back In Time For The Weekend The Ashby-Hawkins family give up their 21st-century technology and travel back in time to discover the radical transformation of our leisure time since 1950. In episode six, the family discover what the future might hold for our free time. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring’s platoon is sitting in a barn which is the target for some 25-pounders, but only Jones knows of the dangers. 9.00 Stag See highlights. 10.00 FILM: The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) Starring Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jack Davenport. Drama based on the novel by Patricia Highsmith. A young man who yearns to belong in society is mistaken for a college contemporary of a shipping magnate’s wayward son. 12.10am Line Of Duty 1.10 Line Of Duty 2.10 FILM: The Salton Sea (2002) 5.45 Great British Garden Revival

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Homes Under The Hammer 3.00 Flog It! 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Final Score 5.00 BBC News 5.10 South East Today 5.20 MOTD Live: Everton v Chelsea

6.15am Animal Park 7.10 Homes Under The Hammer 8.10 FILM: Station West (1948) 9.40 FILM: The Master Of Ballantrae (1953) 11.10 Natural World: Reindeer Girls 12.00pm Rick Stein’s India 1.00 The Best Dishes Ever 1.30 The Best Dishes Ever 2.00 FILM: An Ideal Husband (1999) 3.30 Coast 4.15 The TV That Made Me 5.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.15 Bottom Knocker Street 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Super 4 7.15 Looped 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Jessie 9.05 The Tom And Jerry Show 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm Rugby: 6 Nations Live Ireland v Italy 3.25 Rugby: 6 Nations Live - England v Wales 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 8.30 You’re Back In The Room 9.30 The Jonathan Ross Show This week’s show sees Jonathan chatting with Oscar-nominated star of stage and screen Glenn Close, X Files and The Fall star Gillian Anderson, and Scary Movie and Fifty Shades of Black’s hilarious Marlon Wayans. Award-winning US singer Carrie Underwood also performs live. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: Moonraker (1979) Starring Roger Moore, Lois Chiles, Michael Lonsdale, Richard Kiel, Corinne Clery, Emily Bolton, Bernard Lee, Desmond Llewelyn, Lois Maxwell, Geoffrey Keen, Walter Gotell and Blanche Ravalec. British agent James Bond investigates the disappearance of an Anglo-American space shuttle which has fallen into the hands of a billionaire megalomaniac intent on world domination. Along the way, Bond has to contend with giant, steel-toothed hitman Jaws before stowing away on a flight to a space station being used as a colony to breed a genetically pure race. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.55 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 MSA British Rally Championship 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Superhumans Show 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing From Sandown Park And Wolverhampton 4.10 Come Dine With Me (x4) 6.10 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show. 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 Crufts 2016 With Clare Balding Clare Balding hosts coverage of the 125th anniversary of the world’s largest dog event from the NEC in Birmingham. 9.00 Lee Evans - Monsters Standup comedy. Recorded live at The National Indoor Arena Birmingham, award-winning comic Lee Evans performs to a packed house. He takes the audience on his personal journey of modern day life with all its irritations. From his take on the selfie phenomenon to imitating the characteristics of a rescue dog, he reveals what bugs him about getting older and the numerous ways he attempts to keep his long-suffering wife happy. 10.00 FILM: Riddick (2013) Starring Vin Diesel, Jordi Molla, Matt Nable, Katee Sackhoff, Bokeem Woodbine, Noah Danby, Neil Napier, Nolan Gerard Funk, Karl Urban and Andreas Apergis. US science-fiction thriller. Intergalatic outlaw Riddick, left for dead on a sun-scorched planet, battles against a vicious race of alien predators. 12.20am FILM: Kick-Ass (2010) 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.30 Ultimate Dealer 4.55 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.50 How I Met Your Mother

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Make Way For Noddy 7.15 Paw Patrol 7.25 Little Princess 7.40 Pip Ahoy! 7.55 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.20 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.35 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 Fairly Odd Parents 9.20 The Saturday Show Live 11.20 Police Interceptors 12.20pm Police Interceptors 1.15 Pets Who Hate Vets 2.15 Psycho Pussies: When Cats Attack 3.15 90 Cats & Counting: Cat Crazies 4.15 Kitten Impossible 5.10 41 Dogs In A 3-Bed Semi 6.10 Now That’s Funny! Familyfriendly comedy clip show featuring user-generated video content from around the world. 7.10 5 News Weekend 7.15 World War II In Colour Documentary series bringing the history of the Second World War to life with the aid of the latest research and modern technology. 8.10 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show presented by Jason Bradbury, Amy Williams, Ortis Deley and Jon Bentley. 9.00 The Championship: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of today’s action from the SkyBet Championship with special guests on hand to give their reaction to all of the big stories of the day. 10.00 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present the highlights from SkyBet League 1 and 2. 10.30 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. Benson and Stabler investigate the death of a rich couple found murdered in their bed. 11.20 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 Carry On Caravanning 4.50 Divine Designs 5.20 HouseBusters 5.45 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Monkey Life 12.30 Monkey Life 1.00 Modern Family (x4) 3.00 Futurama (x5) 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Flash 7.00 Hawaii Five0 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Limitless 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow 12.00am FILM: Cellular (2004)

7.00pm Human Planet 8.00 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures 9.00 Trapped 9.50 Trapped 10.40 From Andy Pandy To Zebedee: The Golden Age Of Children’s Television. See highlights. 11.40 Duets At The BBC 12.40am Sound Of Cinema: The Music That Made The Movies

12.45pm The Almost Impossible Gameshow 1.45 Scorpion 2.40 FILM: Nancy Drew (2007) 4.45 Catchphrase 5.25 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 7.40 FILM: Back To The Future Part III (1990) 10.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 10.30 Family Guy (x3) 12.00am American Dad! (x2) 1.00 Ibiza Weekender

6.00am FILM: Swallows And Amazons (1974) 7.35 Where The Heart Is 8.40 Where The Heart Is 9.50 Wycliffe 10.50 Lewis 12.55pm Lewis 2.55 Lewis 4.55 Lewis 6.55 Midsomer Murders 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.05am Blue Murder 2.25 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

8.35am Melissa & Joey (x2) 9.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 10.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 11.30 The Jump 1.05pm The Goldbergs (x4) 3.00 The Big Bang Theory (x12) 9.00 FILM: Limitless (2011) 11.05 Tattoo Fixers 12.05am Gogglebox (x2) 2.15 The 100 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2)

2.35pm Vet On The Hill 3.40 Dogs: Their Secret Lives (x3) 6.55 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 8.00 Japan’s Tsunami: Caught On Camera 9.25 Japan’s Tsunami: How It Happened 10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.35 Japan’s Tsunami: Caught On Camera 1.00am Japan’s Tsunami: How It Happened

11.00am New In Town (2009) 1.00pm The Tooth Fairy (2010) 3.00 Five Children And It (2004) 4.45 Home Alone 3 (1997) 6.55 Admission (2013) 9.00 2 Guns (2013) 11.10 Magic Magic (2013) 1.15am Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans (2008) 3.05 Close

11.00am FILM: The Hunters (2013) 1.00pm FILM: Under The Mountain (2009) 3.00 FILM: End Of The World (2013) 5.10 FILM: San Andreas Quake (2015) 7.00 FILM: 2012: Ice Age (2011) 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.10 FILM: Knights Of Badassdom (2013) 1.10am FILM: Sharknado 3 (2015)

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SUNDAY 13 Let’s Play Darts For Sports Relief BBC2, 9pm It’s the final! Gabby Logan welcomes all of the celebrity players who have fallen by the wayside throughout the tournament to her sofa, sharing reflections on the journey and then – did we mention that it’s the final?! Nail-biting stuff that positively encourages shouting.

Houdini & Doyle ITV1, 10.15pm Coo –so Harry Houdini and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle were bestest buddies. That’s a new thing to learn that conjures the mind. So what would happen if they were both asked to consult on a murder of a nun? Funny you should ask, because they’d have very different approaches apparently. Oo-oooh!

Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D E4, 9pm Crash! Bang! Wallop! From all manner of different directions at once as well as quite possibly a warping weird sound ending in a pop as one of the Inhumans does a pretty awesome Inhuman thing. S.H.I.E.L.D is battling Hydra headto-head and Daisy is right in the thick of it.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 The Newspapers 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Barnado's Believe In Children 8.45 Slum Echoes 9.00 Family, Faith And Fun 9.30 Growing Concerns 10.00 The Newspapers 10.30 Burn Up With Natalie 11.00 Latest Homes Live 11.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 12.00pm Bostin Bear Club 12.30 BollyHeat 1.00 Rugby AM 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 The Rosies 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith & Fun 4.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.00 DJ Box 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 We are Stardust Recycling is an important part of people's lives. Tonight's film visits Bulky Bob's, a YMCA re-use shop. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show, a commercial feature, with homes for sale and to let in the area, iconic buildings, local history, architecture and finance tips. 7.30 Latest News The latest news where, and the latest sports news. 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme. 8.30 Latest News 8.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.00 FilmFest on TV Back with a new look and new long feature film: The Days in Between by Stephan George. 11.00 DJ Box 11.30 Noise Floor 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Brighton HiLights 2.00 FilmFest on TV 4.00 DJ Box 4.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 5.00 Brodian's Basement

BBC1

BBC2

6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile is in Aberystwyth, where Adam Henson visits the town’s university to meet the youngsters working towards a career in farming. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow For the first time Antiques Roadshow devotes an entire episode to celebrating the art and culture of one nation with this special episode hosted from the BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir, more commonly known as the Neasden Temple in north London. 9.00 The Night Manager Drama series. Hotel night manager Jonathan Pine receives a plea for help from a well-connected guest. His actions draw him into the world of Richard Roper, businessman and arms dealer. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of today’s Premier League game between Aston Villa and Tottenham. 11.00 Match Of The Day Highlights of action in the FA Cup sixth round. 11.30 FILM: It’s A Wonderful Afterlife (2010) Starring Shabana Azmi, Goldy Notay, Sendhil Ramamurthy, Sally Hawkins, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Zoe Wanamaker. Comedy. 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

6.00 Flog It! Antiques series. Paul Martin is joined by a team of experts led by Mark Stacey and Adam Partridge in Bangor, North Wales. 7.00 Who’s The Boss? Three British companies rip up the rule book of recruitment and give staff the power to hire a new manager. Will they make the right choice for the company and will the boss agree? The boss at a Scottish craft brewer hands over the reins of recruitment to his entire company. 8.00 Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge Nature documentary. 9.00 Let’s Play Darts For Sport Relief See highlights. 10.00 Thirteen Drama series. Ivy chances to trust again only to be betrayed, and the investigation into the missing girl raises more questions about Ivy’s time in captivity. 11.00 The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story Epic drama revealing new insights into the controversial murder investigation and trial that became a media sensation. 11.50 FILM: The Magdalene Sisters (2002) Starring Geraldine McEwan, Anne-Marie Duff, Dorothy Duffy. Hard-hitting, controversial convent drama. 1.45am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.40 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 8.15 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 The TV That Made Me 2.00 Six Nations: Scotland v France 5.05 Songs Of Praise 5.40 Pointless Celebrities

6.45am An Island Parish 7.15 This Farming Life 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Countryfile 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15 The Best Dishes Ever 11.45 Winter Youth Olympic Games 2016 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Homes Under The Hammer 2.00 Escape To The Continent 3.00 FILM: Strictly Ballroom (1992) 4.30 Gymnastics World Cup 2016

ITV1

6.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x2) 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Super 4 7.15 Looped 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 9.05 The Tom And Jerry Show 9.25 FIA Formula E Championship Highlights 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.45 River Monsters 2.45 Big Star’s Little Star 3.45 Off Their Rockers 4.15 FILM: For Your Eyes Only (1981) 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Beowulf: Return To The Shieldlands Fantasy drama series set in Britain’s mythic past and based on the epic poem. After escaping capture in Bregan, Rheda now faces the greatest threat of all as the forces of Abrecan’s army and his other new allies close in on her people. 8.00 The Story Of Cats Three-part documentary series focusing on the different kinds of cat, narrated by Olivia Colman. 9.00 Doctor Thorne Lavish period drama set in 1855, based on the novel by Anthony Trollope. It is election day, and while Sir Roger Scatcherd wins the respect of the voters, he succumbs to ill health at the hustings. Doctor Thorne does his best to ease the pain of the cantankerous old man, but he senses the end is near. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Houdini & Doyle See highlights. 11.15 Rugby: 6 Nations Highlights Jill Douglas is joined by Gordon D’Arcy, Gareth Thomas and Ugo Monye to look back at the best of the action from the fourth weekend of this year’s 6 Nations. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 FILM: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) 3.20 FILM: Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) 5.40 Channel 4 News 6.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series revealing the secret lives of animals at Chester Zoo. 7.00 Crufts 2016 Clare Balding hosts coverage of the 125th anniversary of the world’s largest dog event from the NEC in Birmingham. 9.00 Indian Summers Series two of the drama about the decline of the British Empire and the birth of modern India. Three years have passed since the events of the first series. A terrorist attack against the British Viceroy of India puts Aafrin Dalal in the frame. As the Viceroy fights for his life, Aafrin struggles to keep his secret life as a nationalist spy from being exposed. Aafrin discovers Alice is now married to Charlie Havistock, but tension between the two lovers soon returns to the boil. 10.00 FILM: Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Starring Dev Patel, Freida Pinto, Madhur Mittal, Anil Kapoor, Irrfan Khan, Saurabh Shukla. Danny Boyle’s multi-Oscar-winning blockbuster about a Mumbai teenager who is tortured by police after being accused of cheating on a popular TV game show. 12.20am The Last Leg 1.20 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 2.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.35 Ultimate Dealer 5.00 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.35 Little Princess 7.50 Pip Ahoy! 8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Wanda And The Alien 9.05 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.20 Jelly Jamm 9.35 LazyTown 9.55 Fairly Odd Parents 10.30 The Championship: Football League Tonight 11.30 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight 12.00pm FILM: Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) 2.00 FILM: Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011) 4.15 FILM: Flubber (1997) 6.00 Now That’s Funny! 7.00 Budgies Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring the best and most hilarious antics of budgies and other birds on the internet, from flying fails to performing parrots and real-life angry birds. 8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us In Vegas Entertaining magic competition hosted by Jonathan Ross. In front of a live audience at the Penn & Teller Theater in the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, the world-famous duo challenge their fellow illusionists to perform their most mystifying trick, then try to work out how it was done. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Jonah Hex (2010) Starring Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Michael Fassbender. Action adventure following a bounty hunter out for revenge against a confederate general who murdered his family. 10.20 FILM: Angels & Demons (2009) Starring Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer. Thriller about an expert in religion, who is called on by the Vatican when the Illuminati, an ancient anti-Catholic organisation, hatch a revenge plot to destroy the church. 12.50am Tattoo Disasters: UK 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Benefits By The Sea: Jaywick 4.00 Wildlife SOS (x2) 4.50 The Great Artists 5.20 Great Scientists 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am WWE: Raw 12.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (x2) 1.00 Modern Family (x2) 2.00 Futurama (x4) 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Dogs Might Fly 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am Air Ambulance ER

7.00pm Jigs And Wigs: The Extreme World Of Irish Dancing 7.30 What Do Artists Do All Day? 8.00 Pappano’s Classical Voices 9.00 Horizon: Secrets Of The Solar System 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 FILM: In The House (2012) 12.10am Len Goodman’s Big Band Bonanza 1.10 A Blackpool Big Band Boogie

11.55am Take Me Out 12.55pm FILM: Nancy Drew (2007) 3.00 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 5.05 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 6.45 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005) 9.00 Ibiza Weekender 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Bordertown 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad!

7.40am A Touch Of Frost 9.45 Heartbeat (x2) 11.50 Wycliffe 12.55pm Lewis 2.55 Lewis 5.00 Lewis 7.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 Carry On Forever 10.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 11.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Donny Osmond 12.00am Like Father, Like Son (x2) 2.45 May The Best House Win

9.00am Melissa & Joey (x2) 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm The Goldbergs (x4) 2.30 FILM: Big (1988) 4.35 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 Marvel’s Agents Of SHIELD. See highlights. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube 1.10 Virtually Famous 2.00 The Aliens LD

10.20am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 11.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 Million Pound Motors 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies 1.15 Car S.O.S 2.15 Thicker Than Water

11.00am The Million Pound Note (1954) 1.00pm Aliens In The Attic (2009) 2.40 Unidentified Flying Oddball (1979) 4.30 Rat Race (2001) 6.50 The Three Musketeers (2011) 9.00 A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) 10.50 Pusher (2012) 12.35am Underworld: Awakening (2012) 2.15 Adam And Paul (2003) 4.00 Close

11.00am Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 12.00pm The Captains Close Up 12.30 FILM: Viking Quest (2014) 2.20 FILM: Jet Stream (2012) 4.10 FILM: The Hunt For Red October (1990) 7.00 FILM: Airplane Vs Volcano (2014) 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 11.30 FILM: Mega Spider (2013) 1.20am Extant 2.20 Killjoys

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MONDAY 14 The X-Files: Season Finale Channel Five, 9pm Oh no! Things are looking particularly desperate as a mysterious pandemic sweeps across the USA, leaving Scully to frantically search her own altered DNA for the prospect of a cure. Meanwhile, a really not very well Mulder confronts Cigarette Smoking Man about the whole thing. Can we survive it all?

Cuckoo BBC1, 10.45pm This comedy about a guiless interloper into a Midlands family continues to entertain – not least because of the utter contrast between its leads, Greg Davies and Taylor Lautner. This week Ken’s special birthday evening is somewhat crashed by Steve, and a game of Trivial Pursuit exposes some of Dale’s secret past.

Bordertown ITV2, 9.30pm From one of the minds that brought us Family Guy comes this new series that may or may not have something to say about a certain American presidential candidate’s call for a wall. Following two families living in a Southwest desert town on the United States-Mexico border and the hilarity in their differences.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Growing Concerns 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Tellus A Story 11.45 Tellus A Story 12.00pm Bostin Bear Club 12.30 Barnado's Believe In Children 12.45 Slum Echoes 1.00 The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 BollyHeat 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 Noise Floor (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food. 9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 10.00 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle takes a trip to the fish quay at North Shields. 10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 11.30 On The Verge 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Newspapers 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 The Vote 2.00 CaribAsian Cookery 2.30 Cook It 3.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.00 On The Verge 4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00 The Newspapers 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 2.45 The Queen’s 90th Birthday: A Service Of Celebration For Commonwealth Day 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money by using fakes, forgeries and frauds and shows you how to avoid being taken for a ride. This episode looks at the faux fur that’s actually real animal fur - and the high street chains that have been selling it. 8.00 EastEnders Ronnie is forced to answer some questions, but will she admit the truth. 8.30 Shaken Babies: What’s The Truth? - Panorama Current affairs. 9.00 Behind Closed Doors With unprecedented access to the Thames Valley Police domestic abuse teams and the victims of violence they are helping, this documentary gives an insight into the most common violent crime to take place in the home. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Cuckoo See highlights. 11.15 Have I Got Old News For You Satirical news quiz. Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jack Dee and panellists James Acaster and Janet Street-Porter. 11.45 Live At The Apollo Danny Bhoy introduces Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

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6.15am Heir Hunters 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Claimed And Shamed 8.15 Emergency Rescue Down Under 8.45 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 Who Do You Think You Are? 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.55 Mountain 4.55 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 5.25 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Too Much TV Telling you what’s new and what’s going to be good on TV this week. 7.00 This Farming Life An insight into modern farming life. It’s early winter and although the weather is getting colder and darker, it’s a time of year that brings new life on the farms. 8.00 University Challenge The pressure is increasing as the quarterfinals continue and another team makes it to the next stage of the quiz for students. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts the series where knowledge will only take you so far. 9.00 The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 9.50 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry goes on location in the company of Jason Manford, Aisling Bea, Johnny Vegas and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.15 Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge Nature documentary. 12.15am La Traviata: Love, Death And Divas 1.15 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 2.15 Sign Zone: Kipling’s Indian Adventure 3.15 Sign Zone: The Celebrity Apprentice USA

ITV1

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity drops a bombshell. Megan is in denial. 7.30 Coronation Street Anna is horrified to see Eileen with Phelan. 8.00 Further Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson heads to the seaside to visit the men and women who are helping to preserve the region’s proud coastal heritage. 8.30 Coronation Street Will Eileen fall for Pat’s lies? Gemma comes to Chesney’s rescue. 9.00 Davina McCall: Life At The Extreme Davina travels to the Svalbard islands in the Arctic Circle the icy home of the polar bear and one of the coldest places on the planet, where temperatures can drop to -40C. Just 800 miles from the North Pole, her journey begins in Longyearbyen, one of the most northerly towns in the world. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 The Agenda ITV News at Ten presenter Tom Bradby hosts a series of talk shows looking at the big issues of the week. 11.25 The Jonathan Ross Show This week’s show sees Jonathan chatting with Glenn Close, Gillian Anderson, and Marlon Wayans. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Car S.O.S 11.00 Shipping Wars UK 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A New Life In The Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Housing Benefit Millionaires: Channel 4 Dispatches Dispatches reveals the numbers and scale of rogue landlords in the UK. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover facts about the food we eat. 9.00 Royal Navy School Documentary series following recruits undertaking the Royal Navy training course. 10.00 Fresh Meat Comedy drama series about student life. Oregon’s glittering future looks seriously under threat when disgruntled societies, who have had their funding cut to pay for her eponymous poetry competition, pass a motion to have her thrown out of office. 10.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts with team captain Jon Richardson joined by guest captain Jonny Vegas, Sara Pascoe, Tom Allen, Claudia Winkleman and Rob Beckett. 11.55 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.50am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.45 Secret Millionaire Ireland 2.40 Ultimate Dealer 3.10 Location, Location, Location 4.05 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: A Mother Betrayed (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kat tells the stricken MacGuires that Denny is dead and grimly assures them that she will catch the killer. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Weather Terror: Tornado Hell Documentary series about extreme and life-threatening weather events. 8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following police response teams in Durham and Cleveland. Paul and Suart are on the trail of a man suspected of stabbing his wife. 9.00 The X-Files: Season Finale See highlights. 10.00 Gotham: Rise Of The Villains Drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City. Orphaned heir Bruce Wayne gets one step closer to discovering the name of his parents’ killer, while Jim Gordon refuses to give up on his hunt into the past of Mayor Galavan. 10.55 NCIS Drama series following the work of the Navy’s dedicated federal agency. Gibbs is forced to come out of retirement to help Fornell and his daughter Emily, who are being threatened by a convict who escaped from prison. 11.55 NCIS Drama series. 12.45am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 A & E: When Patients Attack 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Holidaymakers 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Limitless 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Timothy Spall: Back At Sea 8.00 Digging For Britain 9.00 Art Of Scandinavia 10.00 Only Yesterday: The Carpenters Story 11.00 Soup Cans & Superstars: How Pop Art Changed The World 12.30am Human Planet 1.30 The Fight For Saturday Night 3.00 Art Of Scandinavia

2.40pm Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Kids 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 Bordertown. See highlights. 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 American Dad! (x2) 11.30 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 In Loving Memory 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 The Road To Coronation Street 11.40 Noah’s Ark 12.45am Where The Heart Is

1.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 New Girl (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Rude Tube 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Tattoo Fixers

10.05am Come Dine With Me 11.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 1.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 My Granny The Escort 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 Vet On The Hill

11.00am The Black Knight (1954) 12.40pm Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 2.25 One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 4.30 Battle Of The River Plate (1956) 6.50 G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 9.00 Immortals (2011) 11.10 Man On A Ledge (2012) 1.15am Neighboring Sounds (2012) 3.55 Close

1.00pm Defiance 2.00 FILM: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2002) 4.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 FILM: Black Sheep (2006) 10.50 Killjoys 11.50 FILM: The Hollow (2015) 1.50am FILM: Zombie Shark (2015)