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5 – 11 April 2016 ★ Issue 773

MARKET FRESH HW Estate Agents opens its doors in Poets Corner page 10

RUNNING WILD Barrie Alderton runners help Chestnut Tree PROJECT BRIGHTON David Courtney, on Brighton’s monorail proposal

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LH CONTENTS BRITISH AIRWAYS i360/ BUILDING OPINIONS Signage plans revealed at the British Airways i360, and the Sussex Mansions Tunnel

THE ISSUE/CHARITY Andrew Kay tidies the toys away, and Barrie Alderton raise funds for Chestnut Tree

Marking the Easter holidays and the arriving students, and Brighton’s promising perishables

PROJECT BRIGHTON/CITY PLANNER David Courtney on Brighton’s monorail proposal, and the city’s long term housing plans

Vision, aspiration and experience in a newly formed business

AUCTIONS Austin Gray explains why you should buytolet as an investment

SALES Leaders discuss rising house prices and why flat owners should sell up now

TV LISTINGS TV Listings for the next 7 days

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HW ESTATE AGENTS

Ahmed Khalil explains his rent guarantee in full

LANDLADY/HERE & NOW

LETS

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BUILDING OPINIO NS ROBERT NEMETH

@Eleanor_Harris

@robert_nemeth

> Signage plans revealed

> Sussex Mansions Tunnel

his week we unveiled an artist’s impression of what our proposed new signage will look like, which has been submitted for approval to Brighton & Hove City Council. When we announced our sponsorship by British Airways last November, it sparked a number of questions: “Would we repaint the tower? (the Spinnaker got repainted when it secured Emirates as its partner)”. No, the tower will always be silver as the perforated aluminum cladding is essential the tower’s ability to cope in high winds. “Would we have a neon, flashing sign in red, white and blue?” Definitely not! I hope you agree that the two proposed signs with our name “British Airways i360” will be an elegant addition to the site. They are made of brushed metal and created by local firm Graﬃti. One sign will be installed on the front of our building on Kings Road and the other over the entrance on the beach, so that visitors to the city know who we are. We will also have BA branded parasols, deckchairs and flags flying on top of the 1866 West Pier Toll Booths. The lighting scheme, which gets turned on this spring, will also reflect BA’s sponsorship. www.britishairwaysi360.com Twitter/Instagram: @ba_i360 Facebook: British Airways i360

“ The lighting

scheme will reflect BA’s sponsorhip ”

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ast week, I wrote about Sussex Mansions – a huge block of flats that incorporates both 39 and 40 Sussex Square, each of which was a particularly large building in the first place. There was no way that I could write all that I wanted about the historic connections of the house, and its hidden vaults and tunnel, in one column. To recap, 3940 Sussex Square, which occupies an enviable corner plot on the east side of the historic composition, became the home of Lady Sackville in 1922 following its conversion into a single palatial residence by architect Sir Edwin Lutyens. It became Sussex Mansions upon its conversion into flats soon afterwards. My friend Ewan Stoddart, an architect at Smiths Gore, is working away now on designs for a subterranean home at the rear. There was a time when steps led down from the rear of the building into what was once a low rear yard. At the very back of the yard, a tunnel joined the main house with a very generous ornamental garden on the other side of Bristol Place. Other houses had similar gardens but only that furthest to the north, the Secret Garden, survives. The stairs at Sussex Mansions are actually still in place but now form part of an elaborate underground vaulted structure that covers the yard. In recent times, tonnes of rubble were removed by Ian Barr who owns the block with his sister. Both ends of the tunnel, and presumably the tunnel itself, are still in position, but a block of flats called Langhurst was built over the ornamental garden. The walled ornamental garden itself is a curiosity as it was designed by the influential horticulturist Gertrude Jekyll. Perhaps with their joint work in mind, Lutyens designed a memorial to Jekyll after her death. www.buildingopinions.com

“ The walled

ornamental garden itself is a curiosity ”

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CHARITY

RUNNING WILD

> Barrie Alderton raise funds for Chestnut Tree

icky Alderton and Connor Smyth both ran the Brighton Half Marathon on Sunday 28 February 2016 on behalf of Chestnut Tree Children's Hospice. Together they raised a total of £1,155 for the only children's hospice for East and West Sussex and South East Hampshire which cares for 300 children and young adults from 019 years of age with progressive and life shortening conditions. Also, during 2015 Barrie Alderton Estate Agents have donated £25 from every sale towards this wonderful charity and have raised a further £600. Barrie Alderton Estate Agents 01273 570 242 / 676 037, www.barriealderton.co.uk 73 Southover Street, Brighton, BN2 9UF

ANDREW KAY HOUSE PROUD

> Andrew Kay tells us how to liven up your home ready for potential buyers

n fifteen years of working on Latest Homes magazine I have seen some amazing things, especially in property pictures. We've had shots of radiators bedecked with underwear, sinks piled with dirty dishes and on one occasion a shot of the rear of a house with a competing agent mooning in the window, that one caused quite a lot of bother. But worst of all is the blight of toys, toys everywhere. Modern toys in their multicoloured joy are the blight of any property pic. They gather in drifts in the corners of sitting rooms, bedrooms, conservatories and gardens (don't get me on the subject of those ugly trampoline aﬀairs that make gardens look like prison exercise yards!). You want to sell your home? Well get the kids to put all that childhood detritus away and give your agent and the photographer a fighting chance to make the place look as good as it possibly can. 6 | LATEST HOMES

Why not have a practice run. Go around your home with your phone and photograph each room. Send the pics to yourself and open them up as large as you can. One by one take a really good look, be really critical and make decisions about what you need to clear away and then clear it away. Be ruthless, be harsh, you might love that picture of great aunty Ethel, but will a potential buyer, your child may love that collection of dollies or lego, but one is an eyesore and the other a trip hazard. Believe me when I say I'm not being rude, I'm merely trying to help. A good photographer will often ask if they can move a piece of furniture, let them, give them license to make the most of your home visually so you can make the most from your home financially.

“ Believe me when I say I’m not being rude”

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S E L A T K O O B T N E R THE LANDLADY

NOW & THEN ANDY GARTH

> Eggstremely Annoying….

> Promising perishables

he Easter holidays are in full swing and when you read this, I will be in Dubai with my friend M and The Small Daughter. For once, I am not going on holiday in order to buy property, travel for hundreds of miles on a filthy bus or get to know the locals, but merely to relax and possibly do a bit of shopping – if I can find some money from somewhere. Luckily, the advent of the Easter holidays signifies that Brighton Pier will be open later, meaning that I have to work for long hours in the shop there. This means that I will earn extra money but also that I have to work 16 hour days for much of the next five months. It is a indeed a doubleedged sword, with which I am sure to be ready to stab myself by the end of August. The Easter holidays have also seen a large influx of foreign students, who, although I no longer billet them in Landlady Towers – thank God – still manage to irritate the hell out of me in both my jobs. In the supermarket, they wander around gormlessly with a list of questions about food given to them by their language school. With no intention at all of purchasing anything, they follow me around when I’m trying to work, asking stupid questions and basically expecting me to do their homework for them. They are even more prevalent on the pier and, having a list of ‘challenges’ from their language schools, have the bare facedcheek to ask to swap something of theirs’ – like a ropey old bit of cardboard – for something ‘free’ from the shop. I’m afraid that, especially on the pier, where I can be as rude as I like to someone who’s taking the p**s, they often find themselves at the sharp end of my doubleedged sword...

“ The Easter

holidays have also seen a large influx of foreign students ”

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ow as you may... or may not know, I have a large collection of ephemera on Brighton and Hove. Now for those of you who thought this was some sort of chest infection, I am here to inform you that it is actually printed on written matter that was not expected to last, as it is on paper, or from the Greek meaning of 'something not lasting more than a day'. Therefore it is more pleasing to know that people like me like to save such ordinary stuff like the two examples I have included in this week’s column. The first is a letter written on headed notepaper from the Homelands Hotel at the 'sea end' of Montpelier Road, and as you can see what was an imposing building built around 1827/8 by A H Wilds, who was instrumental in so much of Brighton's historic architecture. Now I say ‘was’ as this is now the site of the block of flats known as Osprey House, built in the late ‘60s. The second piece of ephemera made me chuckle as I always thought ‘Harry Dash’ was Cockney rhyming slang for ‘cash’, but no he was an actual person who was the proprietor of Brighton's very own importer of cigars. Although the bill is only from 1957 it was a midsummer account for £17.10 (50p) which must have been a huge amount of puffing as it was the same amount as one month’s rent for the bill payer! If you ever see any old bills from the past, hang on to them as they are great pieces of social history and sometimes miniature works of art. To see more or show me yours please pop in the shop. Brighton and Hove Stuff, 28 Western Road, Hove

“ It is pleasing to

know that people like me like to save such ordinary stuﬀ

”

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N O T H G I R B T C E J P RO reneur

@courtneyworld

ep David Courtney, Entr

> Brighton monorail proposal

atest TV’s Mike Mendoza speaks to entrepreneur, composer and record producer, David Courtney about his proposal to build a monorail on the seafront. David’s family were involved in founding Brighton Marina. You and your colleagues came up with an idea several years ago for a monorail in Brighton, which was knocked back by the council of the day, but suddenly everyone is talking about it again. Two or three weeks ago after reading that the King Alfred had been given the go ahead for planning, I looked at the monorail idea again and thought that this is needed now more than ever. The seafront is jammed at the best of times, but now there are the extra 230 apartments at Brighton Marina, the proposal to build the new conference centre at Black Rock, BA i360 and The King Alfred development. There are also 200 new homes proposed for Shoreham Harbour. So my question is, how are we going to move all of these people around the city? The congestion problem is bad enough as it is. Marine Parade has so many events during the year which makes it diﬃcult to manoeuvre in a car. It seems to be the right time to put the monorail proposal back on the table.

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The seafront is jammed at the best of times ”

In terms of cost am I right in thinking your first proposal had no cost to the council whatsoever and that the whole project was sponsored? We were in partnership with a company called Frazer Nash, who were the developers of the monorail. The other partner was Arup, probably one of the biggest engineering companies in the world, who wrote the presentation. We had a great team and the finance was in place subject to us acquiring an option letter, which was sadly not forthcoming at the time. The first building stage of the monorail from The Marina to The King Alfred, would actually cost less than what the BA i360 has cost. We did some research with people who live down at The Marina, 8 | LATEST HOMES

This 1964 Christmas card shows ambitious plans for both The Brighton Skydeck & The Brighton Monorail. The monorail is similar to the 2016 artist’s impression. Source: Andy Garth, Brighton & Hove Stuﬀ LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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what we discovered is that the people who reside there are actually taking their cars out of their driveways and driving to Cineworld! The mindset is fantastic, I believe that we need to be encouraging these people to leave their cars at home. My concern is that now even more new builds are cropping up at The Marina, where are all these cars going to go? Phase two of the project was going to be to look at how we could eventually go out of Brighton to Braypool, which is a big grassed area, where we could do the same that they did in Regency Square. It is what they call a cut and cover, so a carpark is created underneath – but when you look at it on the surface it's still grass. Then we would have a park and ride scheme which would certainly reduce traﬃc congestion in the city. People get very frustrated when they come into Brighton because of the huge amount of traﬃc, so may decide to go somewhere else instead. The minute people have that mindset, the city will lose revenue, which is why a park and ride scheme is essential. The monorail will be a sleek futuristic design, featuring a driverless train, which can be controlled remotely. It will not interfere with the cycle paths, as the structure posts are the same height as lamp posts. Building the system will not involve digging up the road, as there are no cables to be laid, the

“ We’re hoping to

repeat that success in Brighton ”

Artist’s impression

CITY PLANNER > Samer Bagaeen MRTPI FRICS The long term ‘housing plan’

@Samerbagaeen

he Brighton and Hove City Plan has been approved after several years in the pipeline. The city plan will help shape the future of the city and will play an important role in ensuring that other citywide plans and strategies achieve their objectives. It sets out a vision and objectives for the development and growth of Brighton & Hove up to 2030. That said, how could such plans respond and guide what is a highly dynamic and constantly changing context? In the section on links to neighbouring areas, paragraph 1.6, in the plan refers to 2001 statistics on commuting patterns involving our dynamic neighbor to the north, London. This dynamic overheating neighbor is probably the source of a great deal of Brighton and Hove’s housing pain. In London, more than one in four young Londoners are willing to quit the capital for a better chance of getting on the housing ladder, and they could be eyeing our city as you are reading this. According to the Office for National Statistics, the average house price in London is at an all time high of £551,000 and for first time buyers, the average stands at £432,000. In Brighton and Hove, last year, most property sales in Brighton involved flats which sold for on average £253,560. Terraced properties sold for an average price of £397,392, while semidetached properties fetched £364,892, and detached sold for £517,296, not far off the London average! There is also pressure at the other end of the housing spectrum. Last week, thousands of Londoners were kicked off the waiting lists in one North London borough, giving way to a wave of panic across the capital that other boroughs may also follow. Camden has reduced its list for council homes from 27,000 to just over 5,000. This was an already dire situation. Camden only allocates around 1,000 properties each year. Demand outstrips supply and only those who have very significant housing needs are ever likely to secure council accommodation. In the City of London, about 140 properties become available for letting each year. In Brighton and Hove, there are around 23,000 households on the ‘Homemove’ register wanting to rent a council or housing association home in Brighton & Hove. The city will not cope with an influx of Londoners and many are looking to the city plan for answers. www.samerbagaeen.com

“

They could be eyeing our city ”

power is all in the train which is very low emission and therefore environmentally friendly. Travel speeds are 3040 mph, meaning that the journey from The Marina to city centre will only take six mins. Because the system is elevated, there would be no danger to pedestrians whatsoever. Building a monorail is not rocket science, it's exactly the same as what they did in London with The Docklands Light Railway, they had to reduce traﬃc and make it easier for people to move around rapidly and safely, it's plain common sense. It's been a great success in London so we're hoping to repeat that success in Brighton. We're way behind the other major cities, Manchester and Sheﬃeld have trams, London's got an underground. Here we have the buses, which do a fantastic job, plenty of cabs, but we're missing that third link and that's where the monorail comes into play – a rapid transport link is essential if we want to move with the times. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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N O I T A R I P S A , N O VISI & EXPERIENCE > Charlie Watts and Liam Winnard Launch HW Estate Agents

e're often confronted by new estate agencies who like to bill themselves as the “new kids on the block” whilst at the same time telling us how many years, collectively, they have been involved in the estate agency business. Who can blame them? After all, we all like to see a track record and provenance. But on this occasion we were impressed by the fact that the experience, whilst clearly there, was held by two young men, young men who could justifiably be called new kids. Liam Winnard comes from a background of a major corporate agency and one of the city's best known and highly regarded independents. Business partner Charlie Watts has similar experience across all areas of the business including land and new homes. So why now to open a new agency? Charlie replies: “Any agent working in property with a sense of ambition will have the drive to open their own business one day. Yes, we may seem very young but the time and opportunity was just right and the market is currently very buoyant. We are both born and bred Brightonians who love the city and what it has to oﬀer. We have known each other since school so we know that we can get on together and make this business partnership work both for us, but also for our clients. We have a third director who will be with us in the background and we went to him

“ Any agent working

in property with a sense of ambition will have the drive to open their own business one day ”

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with our proposal. He was impressed and gave us the go ahead to launch. Liam adds: “Over the years we have both covered the ground when it comes to property – sales, lettings, land, new homes… and eventually we hope to encompass all of that under our new banner of HW Estate Agents. We will be based in the Poet's Corner area of the city and obviously we will focus very much on that area of the city and the up and coming areas that surround it. Right now Portslade is seeing a massive increase in popularity as buyers recognise what it has to oﬀer in terms of both location and value. But we certainly don't see ourselves limited by that location and we will be taking properties from right across the city and beyond to market. Their approach is both enthusiastic and well informed, they may seem young but with that they have the enthusiasm and energy to really make this work. “We may be young yes, but we have the energy and the vision right now to make a real go of this” says Charlie, “We will start by focusing on sales and we will do some lettings, but on an introduction only basis. We are starting with a small portfolio of properties for sale and to let and we are confident that by dismissing the aggressive methods often employed by the major corporate agencies we will bring a fresh new approach to the business, an approach that we know that the people of Brighton and Hove like and respect, and that is inspired independence. Yes, young, aspirational, visionary and focused on giving our clients the very best property buying and selling experiences possible.” It's always good to meet with young professionals that recognise that it is their client's experience that will mark them out as a business worth engaging with, and we wish them the very best of luck in their new venture. HW Estate Agents 157 Sackville Road, Hove, BN3 3HD 01273 359000, www.hwestateagents.co.uk LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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First Avenue, Hove, £1,250,000, Share Of Freehold Positioned in Central Hove, HW Estate Agents are eager to market this fantastic 3 bedroom apartment on the ground floor of a stunning Grade II Listed building, that boasts original period elegance. The property greets you with a large private entrance and parking for numerous cars, which is accessed via secure electric gates. At the rear of the property is a large double garage and West facing garden, something of a rarity in central Hove. All three bedrooms are doubles, with the second having a clever mezzanine level for sleeping, making use of the Georgian ceiling height.

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St Aubyns, Hove, £375,000, Leasehold 98 years remaining This good sized 2 bedroom apartment is accessed via a private entrance on the east side of St Aubyns. The apartment has had a complete redecoration, including new, handmade timber front and rear doors. As you walk into the apartment, you are confronted by a spacious hallway with original wall covings and engineered oak flooring. At the front of the apartment is the stylish openplan kitchen and living area which has been cleverly designed to separate the two functions, whilst still providing the perfect space for when entertaining guests. To the rear of the apartment are the two bedrooms, family bathroom and garden. The master bedroom has a large bay window over looking the garden and an ensuite shower with floor to ceiling tiling. Bedroom two could also double as the perfect home oﬃce/guest bedroom, again with a garden view.

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AUCTIONS BUYTOLET

> Why you should invest in a Brighton buytolet property

he Brighton and Hove buy to let property market has proven itself to be a top UK hotspot, with the fastest growing rental returns for landlords in 2014 – a 13 per cent rise from 2013 – followed by a top 20 yield ranking in 2015 of 5.63 per cent in the annual HSBC rental report. Now in 2016, Brighton and Hove property remains an attractive investment choice with capital growth monthonmonth and the accolade of being a top 10 global travel destination – the only UK city to make the grade – according to TripAdvisor. We Love Brighton, industry professionals and global crowds love Brighton. Now you too can enjoy the bright lights of this cosmopolitan city along the coast. There are several reasons for the rising demand in the city, not least that Brighton has one of the highest concentrations of students in the UK. Around 13 per cent of the population, which is around 35,000, require accommodation. Coupled with this is the ease of commuting to London which is reflected in the unusually high spread of young adults aged 20 – 44 living in the city. A very large majority of this age range tend to rent property. Finally, Brighton has a great deal to oﬀer which is not only evidenced by the high demand for housing, but by the fact that 8 million domestic and foreign tourists visit every year. With the increase in stamp duty for second homes and buytolet investments, there had been a huge increase in sales, especially of flats, all scrambling to complete prior to 1 April 2016. This was clearly evidenced in Austin Gray’s February auction where they sold nine flats at or above guide price, in fact, demand from sellers and buyers was so great that they put together another catalogue of 12 flats a week later with all lots to complete on or before 31 March. Out of these lots, a further 10 completed prior to the deadline. So in a period of just three weeks, the

“ Brighton and

Hove property remains an attractive investment choice with capital growth monthonmonth ”

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auction department sold £5m worth of property. Auctioneer Nick Muston commented; “March was a frantic but highly successful month of business not only from the point of view of putting out two auction catalogues but also from the increased level of new registered buyers”. There is bound to be a slight lull in the market post 1 April but given the evidence of the continued demand for property in Brighton, it is sure to be shortlived. The next Austin Gray Auction is on 7th April at Clarendon Church, Clarendon Villas, Hove. austingray.co.uk

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SA L E S

PRICES RISE

> House prices ‘rose in every region last year’

omeowners in every area of the UK have benefited from rising house prices in the last year, with the average property increasing in value by 7.1 per cent. New figures show the typical price of a home is now £191,812, up from £179,096 12 months ago. Kevin Shaw, national sales director at property specialist Leaders, says: “House prices continue to head upwards, recording consistent and significant growth in the last year. “Many people are unaware of just how much their home is now worth and, as a result, what they stand to gain by selling in a buoyant market. Demand is extremely high and many properties are being sold within a few days of becoming available.” House prices rose in every region in England and Wales, with homeowners in some areas enjoying particularly sizeable increases. For example, properties in London grew in value by 13.9 per cent over the last year, according to the Land Registry statistics. Homes in the South East recorded a 10.7 per cent rise, while there were similarly positive results in the East of England (8.9

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per cent), Wales (6.8 per cent), West Midlands (6.6 per cent) and South West (6.2 per cent). As well as location, the type of property in question was found to play a key role in determining its capital growth over the year. Flats performed strongest of all, increasing in value by an average of 8.2 per cent to reach a typical price of £187,160. Kevin adds: “With flats outperforming other types of property over the last year, it makes sense for owners to think about selling up now if they wish to move up the ladder as the gap between flats and houses has narrowed.” For more information on getting the best price for your home, contact your local Leaders branch at www.leaders.co.uk

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• Currently Let on an Assured Tenancy Producing £10,032 Per Annum

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John Hoole

I started my career with a large corporate company just outside of Brighton & Hove where I worked for a year and a half. I live in Hove and have always wanted to get into the busy Brighton & Hove market, so when the opportunity with Baron Estates came up, I couldn’t turn it down. Their growth over the past few years has been extremely exciting and I cannot wait to continue and grow my career with them. Danny Ross from Baron Estates said ‘we are delighted that Brendon has joined our company and will be asset to the team’ Jonathan@baronestates.com or 01273 733 334. 20 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1AE, www.baronestates.com

Having lived in the Sussex area all my life and worked in the Brighton & Hove property industry for over 4 years I have seen Leaders grow and prosper at a rapid pace and decided that I would very much like to be part of that success. I joined Leaders as part of the large lettings team but recently moved in to the sales department and am currently the Senior Sales Negotiator at the busy Western Road Branch. Over the past six months the sales department has gone from strength to strength and I am looking forward to being involved in what looks set to be a very busy year for Leaders. Max Shave, Leaders 119-120 Western Road, Brighton. BN1 2AD,. 01273 720714, www.leaders.co.uk

“After just under 10 successful years, we have grown to become a firm favourite amongst sellers and buyers in this area. With Brighton & Hove being one of the most desirable places to live in the UK, the prospects are really looking very good. “Work with us in 2015 and you will find a company that is refreshingly professional, reliable and innovative, always striving to exceed expectations every single day. In a recent survey by The Property Ombudsman, 100% of those surveyed would recommend our services to friends and family. As I tell my colleagues, there is still always room for improvement!” John Hoole, 214 Dyke Road, Brighton, BN1 5AA, 01273 555115, www.johnhoole.co.uk

Phillips & Still

Q Estate Agents

Brand Vaughan

“Chris Still and Richard Phillips are the Managing Directors, bringing with them over 30 years of combined experience. Our primary aim is to ensure the highest level of customer care whilst providing a professional and tailored service to suit each individual. “We ensure that your property gets full market coverage by advertising on websites that gain the most traffic, alongside local property magazines and eyecatching ‘For Sale’ boards. Not only is our aim to always achieve the best price for your property or find you that dream home, but we are equally focused on removing from you the stresses that can often come with moving house.” Phillips & Still, 112 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2AB, 01273 771111, www.phillipsandstill.co.uk

Q Estate Agents have established an enviable reputation for delivering friendly, informed advice to their clients and achieving exceptional results through their striking approach to marketing. Sales Director James Beale has been at the forefront of this since joining Jim and Jose Quintana at Q three years ago. With over a decade’s experience in the local property market, James has gained a wealth of knowledge through working for a number of local estate agencies. James’ calm and reassuring manner means that his clients can enjoy the moving process with complete confidence they have chosen the right agency. Q Sales 195 Lewes Road, Brighton. BN2 3LA, 01273 622664, www.qsalesandlettings.co.uk

Property expert Simon Lemcke MNAEA heads up Brand Vaughan's sales team in Hove. Simon brings a wealth of experience having worked in estate agency for 30 years, 13 of which were spent running a prominent agency in Hove. Brand Vaughan is an independent, award winning sales & lettings agency who was the top selling agency in Brighton & Hove in 2015 (source Rightmove intel). Brand Vaughan also scooped their 5th Gold award at The 2015 Sunday Times estate agency of the year awards, for best small agency South East. Speak to Simon for valuations in Hove, 01273 22 11 02, simon@brandvaughan.co.uk Kemp Town office 01273 683 111 Preston Park office 01273 504 441

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MASSEY L 01273 737673

S&L Sales & lettings S Sales L Lettings C Commercial A Auctions NH/L New Homes / Land

Brighton AUSTIN GRAY S 01273 232232

123–125 Dyke Road, Brighton, BN3 1TJ www.austingray.co.uk

BELVOIR S&L 01273 311077

115 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2AB www.belvoir.co.uk

CUBITT & WEST S&L 01273 747525 FOX & SONS S&L 01273 777000

110 Western Road, Brighton, BN12AA www.cubittandwest.co.uk 117–118 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2AD www.sequencehome.co.uk

GRAVES JENKINS COMMERCIAL C Coach House, 26 Marlborough Place, Brighton, BN1 1UB 01273 701070 www.gravesjenkins.com GRAVES JENKINS RESIDENTIAL S 01273 601060

1 North Road, Brighton, BN1 1YA www.gravesjenkins.com

HALLS S&L 01273 244442

27 New Road, Brighton, BN1 1UG www.halls-estate.com

JOHN HOOLE S 01273 555115

214 Dyke Road, Brighton, BN1 5AA www.johnhoole.co.uk

STILES HAROLD WILLIAMS C 01273 876200 TANAT-JONES S&L 01273 207207

1 Jubilee Street, Brighton, BN1 1GE www.shw.co.uk 49 Norfolk Square, Brighton BN1 2PA www.tanat-jones.com

UDEN S&L 01273 721721

88 Dyke Road, Brighton BN1 3JD www.udenestateagents.com

YOUR MOVE S&L 01273 778588

38 Queens Road, Brighton BN1 3XB www.your-move.co.uk

118 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TH www.justinlloyd.co.uk

KHALIL PROPERTIES L 01273 735904 Albert House, 82 Queens Road, Brighton, BN2 3LG www.khalilproperties.co.uk KING & CHASEMORE S&L 01273 297205

52 Norfolk Square, Brighton, BN1 2PA www.kingandchasemore.co.uk

LEADERS S&L 01273 675571

28 New Road, Brighton, BN1 1UG www.leaders.co.uk

LEADERS S&L 01273 720714

119-120 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2AD www.leaders.co.uk

OAKLEY RESIDENTIAL S&L 01273 688881 3 North Road, North Laine, Brighton, BN1 1YA www.oakleyresidential.com PARSONS SON & BASLEY S&L 32 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3YE 01273 326171 www.psandb.co.uk PHILLIPS & STILL S 01273 771111

112 Western Road, Brighton BN1 2AB www.phillipsandstill.co.uk

MISHON MACKAY S 01273 821800

170 Church Road, Hove BN3 2DJ www.mishonmackay.com

MY LETS MY SALES S&L 01273 626494

176 Church Road, Hove,BN3 2FL www.mylets.com

NASH WATSON S&L 01273 733500

69a Church Road, Hove BN3 2BB www.nashwatson.com

PROPERTY MOVES L 01273 321333

109 Church Road, Hove BN3 2AF www.propertymoves.co.uk

PROPERTY PLUS L 01273 777010

10 The Drive, Hove BN3 3JA www.propertypluslettings.com

WINKWORTH S&L 01273 772175

32 Church Road, Hove BN3 2FN www.winkworth.co.uk

Hove/Hangleton

YOUNG LEE L 01273 232232

AR LETTINGS L 01273 760007

Fiveways/Preston Park

135/137 Dyke Road, Hove. BN3 2TJ www.austinrees.com

BARON ESTATES S&L 01273 733334

20 Western Road, Hove BN3 1AE www.baron-estates.com

BRICES S&L 01273 323000

30c Western Road, Hove BN3 1AF www.brices.co.uk

CALLAWAYS S&L 01273 735237

59 Church Road, Hove BN3 2BD www.callaways.co.uk

DEAN & CO S 01273 721061

1 The Parade, Hangleton Road, Hove BN3 7LU www.dean-property.co.uk

ELLIOTTS S 01273 322766

2 Queens Parade, Hangleton, Hove BN3 8JG www.elliottsestateagents.co.uk

ELLIOTTS S 01273 773399

2 Church Road, Hove BN3 2FL www.elliottsestateagents.co.uk

FINE & COUNTRY B’TON & HOVE S 52 Church Road, Hove BN3 2FN 01273 739911 www.brightonandhove.fineandcountry.co.uk

JUSTIN LLOYD S&L 01273 315612

115 Western Road, Hove BN3 1DD www.masseyproperty.com

FOX & SONS S 01273 820280

161 Church Road, Hove BN3 2AD www.sequencehome.co.uk

FOX & SONS S 01273 778455

6-7 Queens Parade, Hove BN3 8JG www.sequencehome.co.uk

GOLDIN LEMCKE S 01273 777123

160-162 Church Road, Hove BN3 2DL www.goldinlemcke.com

HAMPTONS INTERNATIONAL S&L 01273 796157

82 Church Road, Hove BN3 2EB www.hamptons.co.uk

HW ESTATE AGENTS S&L 01273 359000

157 Sackville Road, Hove. BN3 3HD www.hwestates.co.uk

JUSTIN LLOYD S&L 01273 692424

111 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1DD www.justinlloyd.co.uk

123 Dyke Road, Hove BN3 1TJ www.young-lee.co.uk

BEAUMONTS S 9 Kings Parade, Ditchling Road, Brighton BN1 6JT 01273 550881 www.beaumontsresidential.co.uk BRAND VAUGHAN S 01273 504441

219 Preston Road, Brighton BN1 6SA www.brandvaughan.co.uk

CUBITT & WEST S 01273 564444

146 Preston Drove, Brighton BN1 6FJ www.cubittandwest.co.uk

DAVID & CO S 01273 555333

132a Preston Drove, Brighton BN1 6FJ www.davidandco.biz

FOX & SONS S 01273 508761

205 Preston Road, Brighton BN1 6SA www.sequencehome.co.uk

KING & CHASEMORE S 01273 505141

201a Preston Road, Brighton BN1 6SA www.kingandchasemore.co.uk

LEADERS L 01273 561534

290 Ditchling Road, Brighton BN1 6JF www.leaders.co.uk

MASLEN ESTATE AGENTS S 01273 566777

290 Ditchling Road, Brighton BN1 6JF www.maslen.co.uk

MISHON MACKAY S&L 01273 789400

211 Preston Road, Brighton, BN1 6SA www.mishonmackay.com

MY SALES MY LETS S&L 01273 626494

215 Preston Road Brighton BN1 6SA www.mylets.com

Portslade CALES & CO S&L 01273 422706 CHOICES S&L 01273 410006

48 Boundary Road, Hove BN3 4EF www.calesandco.com 19 North Street, Portslade BN41 1DH www.choices.co.uk

KING & CHASEMORE S&L 01273 206107

20 Church Road, Hove BN3 2FN www.kingandchasemore.co.uk

MISHON MACKAY S 01273 418888

36 Station Road, Portslade, BN41 1AG www.mishonmackay.com

LEADERS S&L 01273 321721

98 Church Road, Hove BN3 2EB www.leaders.co.uk

SPENCER & LEIGH S&L 01273 421777

10 South Street, Portslade BN41 2LE www.spencerandleigh.co.uk

MASLEN ESTATE AGENTS S 01273 321000

174 Church Road, Hove BN3 2DJ www.maslen.co.uk

MANLEY PROPERTIES S&L 01273 734674

18 Hove Place, Hove, BN3 2RG www.manleyproperties.co.uk

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SPENCER & LEIGH S&L 01273 565566

108 Old London Road, Brighton BN1 8YA www.spencerandleigh.co.uk

Southover/Hanover BARRIE ALDERTON S&L 01273 570242

Kemptown/Marina BONETT’S S&L 01273 677365 BRAND VAUGHAN S 01273 683111

78 St George’s Road, Brighton, BN2 1EF www.bonetts.co.uk 110 St George’s Road, Kemptown, BN2 1EA www.brandvaughan.co.uk

CUBITT & WEST S 01273 681811

7 St George’s Road, Kemptown, BN2 1EB www.cubittandwest.co.uk

FOX & SONS S 01273 688148

9-10 Bristol Road, Brighton, BN2 1AP www.sequencehome.co.uk

JUSTIN LLOYD S&L 01273 315612

118 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TH www.justinlloyd.co.uk

KING & CHASEMORE S&L 01273 289930

6 St. Georges Road, Kemptown, BN2 EB www.kingandchasemore.co.uk

LEADERS WATERSIDE PROPERTIES S&L 18 Waterfront, Brighton Marina Village, Brighton, BN2 5WA 01273 622007 L 01273 626655 www.leaders.co.uk MISHON MACKAY S 01273 670067

8 Bristol Road, Brighton, BN2 1AP www.mishonmackay.com

73 Southover Street, Brighton BN2 9UF www.barriealderton.co.uk

HALLS S&L 01273 691688

54 Elm Grove, Brighton BN2 3DD www.halls-estate.com

WHEELERS S 01273 606027

119 Islingword Road, Brighton BN2 9SG www.wheelersestateagents.co.uk

Lewes Rd/London Rd BARRIE ALDERTON L 01273 884554

77b London Road, Brighton BN1 4JF www.barriealderton.co.uk

BRIGHTON ACCOMODATION AGENCY S&L 01273 672999 74 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3HZ CUBITT & WEST S 01273 604377

156 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3LG www.cubittandwest.co.uk

FOX & SONS S 01273 677544

196-197 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3LA www.sequencehome.co.uk

JOHN HILTON S&L 01273 608151

127 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3LG www.johnhiltons.co.uk

KHALIL PROPERTIES L 01273 573960

124 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3LG www.khalilproperties.co.uk

KING & CHASEMORE S 01273 608011

51 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3HW www.kingandchasemore.co.uk

MASLEN ESTATE AGENTS S 01273 677001

39 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3HQ www.maslen.co.uk

Q SALES & LETTINGS S&L 01273 622664

195 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3LA www.qsalesandlettings.co.uk

PALMS PROPERTIES S&L 25 Waterfront, Brighton Marina, BN2 5WA 01273 626000 www.palmsagency.co.uk

Hurstpierpoint/Lewes

SURE PROPERTY SOLUTIONS S&L 31 Upper St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1JN 01273 243561 www.surepropertysolutions.co.uk

CLIFFORD DANN S&L 01273 477022

Albion Street, Lewes BN7 2NF www.clifforddann.co.uk

PAUL BOTT & CO S 29 Upper St. James Street, Brighton, BN2 1JNE 01273 605530 www.paulbottandcompany.co.uk

LEWES ESTATES S&L 01273 477377

77 High Street, Lewes BN7 1XN www.lewesestates.co.uk

Patcham

MISHON MACKAY S 01273 834602

CUBITT & WEST S 01273 541934 FOX & SONS S 01273 554505 MANSELL MCTAGGART S 01273 508955

58 Ladies Mile Road, Brighton, BN1 8QF www.cubittandwest.co.uk 52-54 Ladies Mile Road, Brighton BN1 8QF www.sequencehome.co.uk 138 Old London Road, Brighton BN1 8YA www.mansellmctaggart.co.uk

Shoreham FOX & SONS S 3 The Vinery, St Marys Road, Shoreham By Sea BN43 5ZA 01273 461671 www.sequencehome.co.uk

Woodingdean CUBITT & WEST S 01273 606121 FOX & SONS S 01273 675101

26 Warren Road, Brighton, BN2 6BA www.cubittandwest.co.uk 98 Warren Road, Woodingdean BN2 6BA www.sequencehome.co.uk

MASLEN ESTATE AGENTS S 62-64 Warren Road, Brighton BN2 6BA 01273 278866 www.maslen.co.uk

Worthing ALEXANDER PHILIPS S&L 36 Broadwater Road, Worthing. BN14 8AG 01903 200188 www.alexanderphilips.co.uk FOX & SONS S 01903 209055

6 Chapel Road, Worthing BN11 1BJ www.sequencehome.co.uk

KING & CHASEMORE S 01903 232111

33 South Street, Worthing BN11 3AR www.kingandchasemore.co.uk

ROBERT LUFF & CO S&L 01903 331567

2 Boxgrove Parade, Goring-by-Sea, Worthing. BN12 6BR www.robertluff.co.uk

New Homes/Land MISHON MACKAY – CITY, LAND AND NEW HOMES NH/L 01273 829300 170 Church Road, Hove BN3 2DJ www.mishonmackay.com OAKLEY RESIDENTIAL NEW HOMES NH/L 01273 688881 3 North Road, North Laine, Brighton BN1 1YA www.oakleyresidential.com

106 High Street, Hurstpierpoint. BN6 9PX www.mishonmackay.com

OAKLEY S&L 01273 487444

14a High Street, Lewes, BN7 2LN www.oakleyproperty.com

Peacehaven, Rottingdean, Saltdean & Newhaven

Auctions AUSTIN GRAY AUCTIONS A 01273 201980

37 Vernon Terrace, Brighton BN3 1JH www.austingray.co.uk

CUBITT & WEST S 01273 584511

237 South Coast Road, Peacehaven BN10 8LD www.cubittandwest.co.uk

CLIVE EMSON, AUCTIONS SUSSEX & SURREY A Rostrum Lodge, 01273 571853 The Level, Ditchling Road, Brighton., BN1 4SB www.cliveemson.co.uk

FOX & SONS S 01273 587222

233 South Coast Road, Peacehaven BN10 8LD www.sequencehome.co.uk

PARSONS SON & BASLEY A 01273 274010

FOX & SONS S 01273 309968

50 High Street, Rottingdean BN2 7HF www.sequencehome.co.uk

KING & CHASEMORE S 01273 301066

43 High Street, Rottingdean BN2 7HE

www.kingandchasemore.co.uk KING & CHASEMORE S&L 28 Longridge Avenue, Saltdean BN2 8LJ 01273 306661 www.kingandchasemore.co.uk KING & CHASEMORE S&L 236 South Coast Road, Peacehaven BN10 8JS 01273 589406 www.kingandchasemore.co.uk KING & CHASEMORE S 01273 515151

48 High Street, Newhaven, BN9 9PA. www.kingandchasemore.co.uk

32 Queens Road, Brighton BN1 3YE www.psandb.co.uk/auctions

Commercial GRAVES JENKINS COMMERCIAL C Coach House, 26 Marlborough Place, Brighton, BN1 1UB 01273 701070 www.gravesjenkins.com PARSONS SON & BASLEY C 01273 274010

32 Queens Road, Brighton BN1 3YE www.psandb.co.uk/auctions

OAKLEY COMMERCIAL C 23-24 Marlborough Place, Brighton, BN1 1UB 01273 688882 www.oakleycommercial.com

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New Church Road £240,000 Leasehold • Dual aspect lounge • 2 bedrooms. Chain free • Use of residents gardens • Communal heating and hot water. EPC D56 Call Hove office 01273 321000

Crescent Drive North £499,950 Freehold A SPACIOUS, MODERN 4 BEDROOM, 3 RECEPTION ROOM DETACHED HOUSE.... located on an elevated position in a sought after residential area. Fantastic views, landscaped gardens and an impressive private drive leading up the property providing off road parking for at least two cars. Other benefits included are the integral garage and a CHAIN FREE sale!. Exclusive to Maslen Estate Agents. Energy Rating D68. Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

NEW to the market

Regency Square £395,000 Leasehold • Courtyard garden • High ceilings • Plenty of character • Excellent location. EPC D65 Call Hove office on 01273 321000

NEW to the market

South Coast Road

Cowley Drive

Albany Villas

Offers in excess of £200,000 Leasehold • Single Parking Space • Close to Bus Stops • Contemporary Style Throughout • CHAIN FREE. EPC C69 Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

Offers in excess of £260,000 Freehold • 2 Double bedrooms • Spacious Kitchen • Backs on to Farmland • EPC D64 Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

Offers in excess of £360,000 Leasehold • Private balcony • Open Plan • Communal garden • Close Hove Seafront and centre. EPC C80 Call Hove office on 01273 321000

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Campbell Road

Gladstone Place

Belgrave Street

£585,000 Freehold • Spacious accommodation • Wealth of period features • Four double bedrooms • West facing garden & sun terrace. EPC D55 Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

£195,000 Leasehold • One bedroom first (top) floor flat • Large lounge with 10' high ceiling • Gas heating, double glazing • Popular location. No onward chain. EPC C71 Call Lewes Road office on 01273 677001

Offers in excess of £379,950 Freehold • Charming 2 double bedroom house • Located in sought-after Hanover area • Open plan living, patio garden • No onward chain. EPC E51 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

‘So extremely professional and understanding.’ Mr McLagan, Whippingham Street

NEW to the market

Sandgate Road Guide price £400,000 Freehold • South facing rear garden • Spacious accommodation • Popular residential area • Two double bedrooms. EPC E48 Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

NEW to the market

Richmond Road

Barnett Road £375,000 Freehold • Four bedroom family home • Popular residential area • West facing rear garden • Family bathroom. EPC Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

£389,950 Freehold A 2 BEDROOM 2 STOREY PERIOD HOUSE LOCATED IN THE POPULAR ROUNDHILL CONSERVATION AREA. In need of modernising and updating this property has double glazing & gas heating. Highlights include no onward chain and a pretty walled rear garden. Energy Rating: D61 Exclusive to Maslen Estate Agents. Call Lewes Road Office 01273 677001

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Kemp Town

£545,000 Hove

• 'Contemporary' 2nd floor apartment • 42 foot open plan living area. 2 double bedrooms • Balcony. No onward chain

EPC C

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

Brighton

Offers Over: £535,000

• 3 bedroom third floor apartment • 22ft lounge/diner. Balcony with direct sea views • Garage to rear. Resident/visitor parking

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC D

£575,000

• 3 bedroom terraced house • Presented immaculately. Low maintenance garden • Potential to extend. Prime Fiveways location

Fiveways: 01273 317140

EPC D

Woodingdean

£519,950 Saltdean

• 6 bedroom detached chalet bungalow with fantastic views • Large lounge & dining area, terraced rear garden • Immaculately presented, garage & parking

EPC D

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

Brighton

£510,000 Brighton

• 4 bedroom terraced house. Lovely kitchen/diner • Central Hanover. Views of the sea and The Downs • Close to highly regarded schools

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

EPC D

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

Saltdean: 01273 317170

£500,000 Westdene

• 4 bedroom terraced family home on 3 floors • Exceptional location. Bright lounge and dining areas • 2 bathrooms. No chain EPC D

£515,000

• 3-4 bedroom detached house • 2 bathrooms, balcony off the dining area • Garage & off road parking, stunning views

EPC D

£500,000

• 3 bedroom detached bungalow • 3rd bedroom converted into walk-in wardrobe, garage • Driveway. No onward chain. Next door to South Downs!

Patcham: 01273 317175

EPC D

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£435,000 Brighton

Telscombe Cliffs

Guide Price: £430,000 Brighton

• 3 bedroom refurbished end of terrace house • 4 bedroom detached home with stunning sea views • Top quality throughout. 2 bathrooms and cloakroom • Beautiful cliff top home. Picturesque balcony • Bright & spacious sun room. Off road parking and garage • Side garden. Period charm meets modern chic EPC E

Peacehaven: 01273 317165

EPC F

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

£425,000

• 3 double bedroom terrace house • Private parking. Sunny rear garden • Spacious room sizes. Close to Preston Park station EPC C

Fiveways: 01273 317140

Saltdean

Offers Over: £425,000 Brighton

• Detached 2 bedroom chalet bungalow • Modern kitchen & bathroom. En suite • Parking & garage, garden. No onward chain

£425,000 Peacehaven

• 2 bedroom third floor apartment • 2 en-suite bathrooms. Share of freehold • Passenger lift. Allocated parking

Saltdean: 01273 317170

EPC E

Brighton

£390,000 Brighton

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC B

£399,950 Woodingdean

• 5 bed det bungalow with scope for development • Off road parking. Large plot. No through road • Great transport links

Peacehaven: 01273 317165

EPC E

£399,950

• 4 bed semi-detached house with integral garage • Off road parking and large rear garden • Close to local schools, buses and shops

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

EPC C

0 • Stylish City centre 2nd floor apartment • Large open plan lounge/kitchen. 2 double bedrooms • Allocated secure parking space. No onward chain

Western Road: 01273 317147

Kemp Town

EPC C

Fiveways: 01273 317140

£350,000

• 2-3 bedroom semi-detached bungalow • On a corner plot. Versatile layout • Garage & driveway. Generous sized wrap around garden

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

£375,000 Woodingdean

£370,000 Brighton

• 3 bedroom mid terraced house • Semi-det chalet bungalow with 3 double beds • Lounge and dining area. Large rear garden • Popular North Woodingdean, well presented • Close to schools. Access routes in & out of the city • En suite to master bedroom, close shops & buses

EPC D

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

Price: £370,000 Woodingdean

EPC D

£246,500

£365,000

• 3 bedroom semi-detached house • Great sized rooms. Sunny rear garden • Useful garage. No onward chain

Fiveways: 01273 317140

Price: £545,000 Kemp Town

S/D bungalow, 3 beds. En-suite, North W’dean.

2nd floor apt, 2 beds. Balc. No onward chain.

EPC TBC

01273 317185

01273 317128

EPC D

£363,500

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Hove

£335,000 Brighton

• Refurbished lower ground floor garden flat • Large lounge. 1 double bedroom • White high gloss kitchen. Large garden. No chain

EPC D

Western Road: 01273 317147

Southwick

£320,000

• 3 bedroom semi-detached house • Set in a large plot. No onward chain • Rear garden. Easy potential to add parking (STPP)

Patcham: 01273 317175

EPC E

£349,950

• Traditional 3 bedroom semi detached house • Good size rear garden. Ample off road parking • Ideal family home. Modern kitchen area & bathroom

Southwick: 01273 317128

EPC D

Kemp Town

£295,000 Brighton

• 1 bedroom lower ground floor flat • Spacious throughout. Eat in kitchen • Front & rear patio garden. Wonderful location

EPC E

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

Hove

£285,000 Brighton

• 2 bedroom ground floor Victorian conversion • Dining lounge with access onto the communal gardens • Front & rear communal gardens. Bike storage area

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC D

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

Fiveways: 01273 317140

£275,000 Brighton

• 2 bedroom purpose built flat • Art Deco style building. Convenient location • Good first time buyer or investor purchase. No chain EPC C

£290,000

• 2 bedroom first floor purpose built flat • Modern kitchen & bathroom. Good size accommodation • Useful garage. Close to Preston Park station

EPC C

£265,000

• 1 bedroom lower-ground floor converted flat • Sunny rear courtyard. Great commuter links • No onward chain. Share of freehold

Fiveways: 01273 317140

EPC C

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Kemp Town

£265,000 Brighton

• 1 bedroom bungalow • Front and rear garden. Conservatory at the rear • Very well presented. Excellent location

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

EPC D

£245,000 Patcham

£240,000 Portslade

• 2 double bedroom purpose built flat • 2 bedroom purpose built fifth floor flat • Fitted kitchen appliances. Spacious accommodation • Fantastic storage. Stunning views, balcony • Open plan lounge and kitchen areas. No chain • Great location. Allocated parking

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

EPC B

Patcham: 01273 317175

EPC C

Southwick: 01273 317158

Brighton

£200,000 Lancing

• 3 bedroom purpose built flat • Kitchen/diner. Good school catchment • Buy to let opportunity. No chain

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

EPC E

Brighton

£165,000 Hove

• Lower-ground floor studio apartment • Utility room. Spacious and lots of character • Plenty of storage. Patio garden

Western Road: 01273 317147

£185,000 Kemp Town

• 2 bedroom first floor flat. Modern interior • Great location for beach. Close to bars & restaurants • Good transport links

Southwick: 01273 317158

EPC E

£135,000 Lancing

• Ground floor retirement flat • 1 double bed. Extensive resident facilities & gardens • Resident/visitor parking. No onward chain

EPC D

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC C

£175,000

• 1 bedroom first floor flat • In need of modernisation. Good size throughout • CASH BUYERS ONLY. Good location

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

EPC D

£125,000

• 1 bedroom retirement flat. First floor with lift • Guest room, communal lounge and laundry room • Nice community feel. Close to Lancing town centre

Southwick: 01273 317158

£240,000

• 2 bed end of terrace house. Arranged over 3 floors • Renovation project. Heart of Old Portslade Village • Rear courtyard garden

EPC C

EPC D

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Tisbury Road £250,000 Attractive one bedroom garden flat in need of some modernisation. EPC Rating D.

Sackville Road £239,950 A well-presented one bedroom first floor flat, forming part of an attractive building located on Sackville Road. The property boasts spacious and bright rooms, with large bay windows and well-presented interiors. EPC Rating D.

Palmeira Avenue £425,000 A newly built ground floor two double bedroom flat. The property benefits from a balcony and from an allocated parking space. EPC Rating C.

Southlands Way £335,000 A modern mid terraced three bedroom home offering comfort and style with the added benefit of energy saving principles such as solar panelling. Comes with an allocated parking space. EPC Rating B.

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Brighton PRESTON VILLAGE

Pavilion Court £439,500

In this sought after location and tucked away in this pleasant mews style development an attractive three bedroom property which makes a lovely home with deceptive accommodation and outside has the added bonus of a garage and parking space. In our opinion viewing is essential to fully appreciate both the property and the charming setting. Ideal for commuters half a mile from Preston Park Station. EPC C.

CENTRAL BRIGHTON

£145,000

Internal viewing is recommended of this good size well presented 1bed apartment with lounge, kitchen and bathroom. Pleasantly located on the top (fifth) floor of this popular retirement development with lifts and benefits include an estate manager, emergency alarm system and there is also use of the communal lounge and a delightful well kept landscaped garden. Ideal location to enjoy the amenities and facilities in the city centre including shops, the Royal Pavilion, the Dome, Theatre Royal & seafront. Vacant possession and no onward chain. EPC C.

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Barn Rise WESTDENE

The Street £495,000

In a favoured location this most appealing 3 bed extended detached house sits up from the pavement level pleasantly overlooking the green opposite, and offers tastefully decorated accommodation over two floors and the benefit of a 100’ rear garden. Features include an extended generously sized lounge/dining room with French door opening to the garden and there is a further ground floor room suitable as a home office. EPC D.

Mill Rise WESTDENE

£385,000

Tucked away behind The Royal Oak pub and in a delightful courtyard setting this attractive 3 bedroom grade II listed period cottage exudes charm and character with a wealth of interesting features with numerous exposed timbers and a handsome inglenook fireplace to the sitting room. Outside is a front patio & a lovely rear garden.

Church Lane £430,000

Internal viewing is strongly recommended of this modernised and extended 3 bedroom S/D chalet style property offering deceptive family accommodation and a good size garden. Situated in this sought after residential area handy for the local School. EPC D.

BRIGHTON OFFICE 138 OLD LONDON ROAD

POYNINGS

PYECOMBE

GUIDE £650,000

Dolphin Cottage is a stylishly modernised four bedroom detached period house tastefully remodelled and blending character with modern living resulting in a lovely family home of unique charm and feel. Worthy of immediate inspection this delightful property sits on a pretty corner plot at the top of Church Lane and enjoys attractive well stocked southerly side and westerly rear cottage gardens and also has a further separate triangular shaped garden area behind the church. EPC E.

01273 508955

www.mansellmctaggart.co.uk email patcham@mansellmctaggart.co.uk

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Hilltop, Hove £925,000 Four bedroom detached house with low maintenance garden. EPC D

Third Avenue, Hove £425,000 Two bedroom lower ground floor flat with patio. EPC D

St. Keyna Avenue, Hove £825,000 Five bedroom, two reception room semi detached home. EPC C

Shirley Drive, Hove £1,450,000 Six bedroom detached family home in sought after location. EPC D

Princes Square, Hove £1,800,000 Six bedroom house with garages and swimming pool. EPC C

St. Leonards Avenue, Hove £245,000 Two bedroom ground floor flat with patio garden. EPC D

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01273 232 232

addison road £825,000

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mid-terraced family home immaculately presented four bedrooms two bathrooms through living/dining room bespoke kitchen/breakfast room south-facing rear garden close to brighton station epc e

wilbury crescent £775,000

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terraced family home two reception rooms four bedrooms kitchen/breakfast room bathroom and separate shower room • west facing rear garden • sought after wilbury district • epc d

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mid terraced victorian house through lounge/dining room two double bedrooms two bathrooms modern kitchen west facing patio garden conservation area central location epc d

goldsmid road £350,000

st nicholas road £699,950

central location

terraced house four floors four bedrooms two bathrooms kitchen/dining room rear patio close to brighton station epc f

montpelier crescent oieo £450,000

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• newly re-furbished first floor apartment • grade ii listed building • open plan living /kitchen • two bedrooms • two bathrooms • sought after location • internal viewing is essential to appreciate the quality

denmark terrace £325,000

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selling property in all areas of the city of brighton and hove

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OIXO £600,000 Share of Freehold

OIXO £415,000 Share of Freehold

NEW!

HOLLAND ROAD, HOVE

BRUNSWICK TERRACE, HOVE

A BEAUTIFUL FIRST FLOOR CONVERTED FLAT forming part of this PRESTIGIOUS DEVELOPMENT in CENTRAL HOVE. Entrance hall, 29’2 x 25’8 LOUNGE/DINING ROOM, 14'5 x 10'2 KITCHEN with fitted appliances, TWO DOUBLE BEDROOMS, TWO BATH/SHOWER ROOMS, UNDER FLOOR HEATING, 13'0 CEILINGS, LIFT, viewing is recommended. EPC RATING D.

A UNIQUE, LIGHT and SPACIOUS TWO BEDROOM THIRD (TOP) FLOOR FLAT in a CONVERTED GRADE I LISTED BUILDING located in one of Hove's FINEST SEAFRONT TERRACES with STUNNING SOUTH ASPECT VIEWS OVER HOVE LAWNS TO THE SEA. 17'10 x 14'4 SOUTH ASPECT LOUNGE/DINING ROOM, SEPARATE KITCHEN, BATH/SHOWER ROOM, SEPARATE WC, GCH.

NEW! LANSDOWNE PLACE, HOVE A ONE BEDROOM GROUND FLOOR FLAT in a CONVERTED GRADE II LISTED PERIOD BUILDING in this SOUGHT AFTER STREET off WESTERN ROAD, HOVE. The accommodation comprises entrance hall, LOUNGE, KITCHEN, DOUBLE BEDROOM, MODERN BATHROOM, GFCH.

OIXO £250,000 Leasehold

NEW! NORFOLK SQUARE, BRIGHTON

OIXO £350,000 Share of Freehold NEW!

BRUNSWICK SQUARE, HOVE A TWO BEDROOM SECOND FLOOR FLAT RETAINING A WEALTH OF PERIOD FEATURES. In a CONVERTED GRADE I LISTED BUILDING on ONE OF HOVE'S FINEST SEAFRONT SQUARES, LOUNGE/DINING ROOM with FIREPLACE and VIEWS TO THE SEA AND WEST PIER, MODERN KITCHEN & BATHROOM, MASTER BEDROOM, BED 2 with MEZZANINE BED PLATFORM, SoF, GCH.

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A THIRD FLOOR (TOP) PURPOSE BUILT STUDIO FLAT located in this ATTRACTIVE SQUARE OFF WESTERN ROAD and HOVE SEAFRONT. Entrance hall, WEST ASPECT STUDIO ROOM with ROOF TOP VIEWS TO THE SEA, SEPARATE KITCHEN, BATHROOM, SHARE OF FREEHOLD, EPC F.

£150,000 Share of Freehold

SALES 01273 323000 30C WESTERN ROAD, HOVE BN3 1AF

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Tel: 32 Queen’s Road, Brighton BN1 3YE

01273 274040

Email: sales@psandb.co.uk 01273 274040

sales@psandb.co.uk Website: www.psandb.co.uk 32 Queenswww.psandb.co.uk Road Brighton BN1 3YE

PEACEHAVEN £199,950 & £299,950

SILLWOOD PLACE OIEO £200,000

Communal lounge Lounge, fitted kitchen Weekday house manager EPC rating: C

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OIEO £300,000

DENMARK VILLAS, HOVE £435,000 CROWN GARDENS

Bay fronted lounge Kitchen, bathroom/wc Gas central heating EPC rating: F

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Second floor flat One bedroom, bath/wc Over 55 age group Own gas c/heating

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Detached family house Four double bedrooms 120ft southeast garden Through lounge/diner

£182,500

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Modern fitted kitchen Bath & shower room 4 car garage, roof terr EPC rating: D

Ground & top floor flats Two & three bedrooms Lounge/kitchen Wraparound terrace

New development Two bedroom, top floor Adjacent Hove station Underfloor heating

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Gas central heating Double glazing Off street parking EPC rating: C

Lounge, bath/WC Contemporary kitchen Separate en suite EPC rating: E

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Regency mansion flat 3 double beds, 2 baths Direct sea & city views Bow fronted living room

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£895,000

Modern fitted kitchen Basement storage/study Breakfast room EPC rating: D

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Split level one bed flat Grade II listed building Small quiet cul de sac Close Western Rd & sea

Central period cottage Two beds, bath/WC Quiet pedestrian way Few minutes station

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Close shops, seafront Lovely front garden Lounge, diner, kitchen EPC rating: E

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Det country house 7 beds, 4 receptions 13 acres with stables 5 baths, 2 kitchens

£3.68M

• 3 cottages included • Parking garages and gardens • EPC rating: F

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uaranteed rent: it sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it. Especially if it is guaranteed with no void periods, no prospect of rent arrears, no commission to pay, no agency setup or renewal fees and no need to deal with tenants or ongoing maintenance. Yet, this is exactly what my Rent Guarantee Scheme offers you. It takes all the insecurity and hassle out of renting your property. Let me explain how it works. I lease your property for a flexible period of between three and five years. During this time I guarantee your rent will be paid on time every single month – regardless of whether your property is occupied or not. I’ll deal with the day to day maintenance of your property and every aspect of tenant relationships. At the end of the lease you’ll get your property back in the same condition as it was at the start. It’s that simple. But when I explain the concept to landlords I am often asked just how guaranteed the rent will be. The answer is 100 per cent guaranteed. There really are no fees or hidden costs. The problem is, you see, that there are other schemes with similar names that sound the same but offer something completely different. One such example is the widespread ‘offer’ of guaranteed rent insurance.

This is an insurance product that promises to pay out if your tenant does not. Its cover and benefits, though, fall far short of my guarantee. If you are looking for a way to rent without risk, and let without loss, then give me a call today and guarantee yourself an income without encumbrances. For more information call Ahmed Khalil on 01273 573960 or Jodie Collins on 07496 767 384, visit Khalil Properties at 124 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3LG or find us online at www.khalilproperties.co.uk.

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3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 The Goldbergs 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Aliens. See highlights. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am The Goldbergs

12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.05am More Sex Please, We’re British

11.00am Dunston Checks In (1996) 12.40pm ParaNorman (2012) 2.30 Picture Perfect (1997) 4.35 Cutthroat Island (1995) 7.00 The Addams Family (1991) 9.00 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) 11.45 Brazil (1985) 2.30am The Man Whose Mind Exploded (2012) 4.00 Close

1.00pm FILM: 10,000 Days (2014) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Hard Rain (1998) 11.00 FILM: The Colony (2013) 1.00am Quantum Leap 3.00 The Librarians

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WEDNESDAY 6 The People Next Door Channel 4, 9pm It’s easy to think you know so much about people you barely know – when you share a party wall. Parents-in-waiting Gemma and Richard are alarmed by what sounds like violence coming from the family next door. Richard wants to keep his head down, but Gemma’s moral duty leads them to some elaborate surveillance.

Raised By Wolves Channel 4, 10pm You know when this family go on holiday it won’t be your average weekend on the Isle Of Wight. Della takes the kids to Wales for a break – in a dead man’s caravan. D’ya get me? Germaine and Aretha are both suffering from heartache and decide to take it out on each other, pushing Yoko to breaking point.

The Librarians Syfy, 8pm They’re a clever lot, them folks with all the books. Ever since Indiana Jones went off to run away from a big ol’ boulder, the smart people have been seen with an adventuring spirit. Add to that a magical library for rogue artifacts and it’s no wonder Morgan le Fay is to be found at a school science fair, up to no good.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Digital Nation 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm Novel Ideas 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 The Easy Riders 1.30 The Rosies 2.00 Rugby AM 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 We Are Stardust 4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.00 Latest Homes Live 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show: Specialist Subjects and Football Guy discovers people's specialist subjects and talks to football fans. 9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.30 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. This week: Tom Walsh. 10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 The Vote 2.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 2.30 F-Stop 3.30 On The Verge 4.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show: Specialist Subjects and Football 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Call The Council 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 8.00 MasterChef The cookery competition continues. In today’s heat, the contestants must attempt to impress 2006 finalists Dean Edwards and Daksha Mistry, together with 2009 champion Mat Follas. After the four hopefuls have cooked, John and Gregg will decide which three contestants deserve to take the next step in the competition and go through to the quarter-final. 9.00 Secret Britain Documentary. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 Boomers Comedy series following the ups and downs of three retired couples. Alan’s in mid loft clear-out, having hired a skip for the purpose, when new couple Matt and Seb pop by to invite them to their housewarming party that night. 11.45 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.30 Call The Council 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 See Hear 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm The Chef’s Protege 12.30 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 1.05 Pressure Pad 1.50 FILM: The Charge Of The Light Brigade (1936) 3.40 The Indian Doctor 4.25 Coast Australia 5.15 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure The Bikers travel to Finland and fall immediately in love with the beautiful, tranquil lakes. 8.00 Horizon: Oceans Of The Solar System 9.00 Employable Me Ellie has Tourette’s syndrome and Ben has autism. Both are desperate to find work and have strengths that would benefit employers. 23-year-old Ellie lead a perfectly normal life until two years ago when, out of the blue, she started yelling ‘marshmallow’ in a supermarket. Thanks to a neuropsychologist, she discovers that her condition is linked to superior strengths in areas such as empathy and a new career avenue is opened up to her. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of topical comedy. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Golf: The Masters 2016 Preview Hazel Irvine looks ahead to 2016’s Masters in the company of Peter Alliss and Ken Brown. 11.45 Inside Obama’s White House 12.45am Sign Zone: See Hear 1.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef 1.45 Sign Zone: The Secret History Of My Family

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale The stakes are high for Andy. 7.30 Coronation Street The ends justify the means for Carla. 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern hosts the last in the series of the fun-filled family entertainment show which lifts the lid on celebrities’ lives through the eyes of their children. 9.00 Grantchester Drama series set in the 1950s, adapted from the novels by James Runcie. Following the difficult events of the past few weeks, Sidney is drinking like never before and seems to have stopped caring about his responsibilities as a clergyman. After threats are made against his life, Sam Milburn flees but when evidence of a struggle is found, Sidney fears the worst may have happened. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined by Roy Keane for the best of the action from the week’s UEFA Champions League quarter-final first leg matches. 11.45 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Esther fights for Kim’s innocence. Joe is derailed by Mercedes’s latest claims. Lindsey’s escape from Hollyoaks takes a wicked turn. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick. Hetty the labrador, who is trained as both a guide for the blind and a seizure alert dog, has become lame on both her front legs. Invasive surgery could mean owner Toni being without her lifeline. Ella and Rob bring their Rhodesian ridgeback to Noel to see if surgery can save his leg from a cancerous tumour. 9.00 The People Next Door See highlights. 10.00 Raised By Wolves See highlights. 10.30 Gogglebox A comedic review of the week’s TV. Viewers share sharp critiques from their sofas. 11.35 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls. 12.35am Live From Abbey Road Classics: Music On 4 1.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.55 FILM: The River’s Edge (1957) 3.30 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 3.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.40 The Shopper’s Guide To Saving Money 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours: Hotel Death Trap 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.10 FILM: Out Of Reach (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours: Hotel Death Trap 6.00 Home And Away Kat receives CCTV footage confirming Ash’s innocence on the night of the murder and Dylan is forced to release him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series. 9.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series about the victims and villains of the buy-tolet boom. After moving abroad for work, a landlord discovers that his tenants have left him over £20,000 behind with his mortgage, and the developers of an old swimming pool in Bristol discover that they are liable for the electricity that the building’s squatters have been using. 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. Britain’s best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents face violent debtors, gritty evictions, distraught landladies and the consequences of a wedding day dispute. 11.00 My Million Pound Council House Documentary. 12.00am Police Interceptors: Rookies And Raids 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 The Tube: Going Underground 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Modern Family (x2) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Limitless 10.00 Ascension 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm News 7.30 Brushing Up On 8.00 Locomotion: Dan Snow’s History Of Railways 9.00 James May: The Reassembler 9.30 Decisive Weapons 10.00 How To Build A Nuclear Submarine 11.00 The Golden Age Of Steam Railways 12.00am A Highland Haven: Natural World 1.00 The Comet’s Tale 2.00 Locomotion

11.15am Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 The Cube 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Plebs (x2) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad!

12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 The Queen’s Garden 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am The Darling Buds Of May

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Jane The Virgin 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.00 Tattoo Fixers (x2) 1.00am The Aliens

10.05am Four In A Bed (x5) 12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 1.20am Location, Location, Location

11.00am Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 12.40pm Addams Family Values (1993) 2.25 Turner And Hooch (1989) 4.30 Mirror Mirror (2012) 6.35 Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) 9.00 Oblivion (2013) 11.25 Future Shock! The Story Of 2000AD (2014) 1.35am Silk (2007) 3.50 Close

1.00pm FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 The Librarians. See highlights. 9.00 Extant 10.00 FILM: Kill Bill: Vol 2 (2004) 12.50am Extant 1.50 Quantum Leap

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THURSDAY 7 Workers Or Shirkers? Ian Hislop’s Victorian Benefits BBC2, 8pm Ian Hislop explores the history behind the issue of welfare. Not without its debate flashpoints, this one. Ian tells the stories of five individuals whose Victorian attitudes remain resonant, leading to revealing interviews. Includes Iain Duncan Smith, Owen Jones and Tristram Hunt.

Army Girls Channel 4, 9pm This new series follows the gruelling 14-week training period of women in the British Army. Those joining come from all walks of life, and at all times, but 32-year-old Lisa is the oldest recruit the troop has and she’s struggling. That’s not to say the others are finding it a breeze, as 20-year-old Kirstin is injured.

Being Evel Knievel: Storyville BBC4, 9pm Stories of Evel Knievel merge with those of Hansel And Gretel, as the stuntman’s legend grew with tales of how many bones he’d broken and what incredible feat involving double decker buses he was going to try next. Storyville mines the truth behind the myth of the man.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Bookenders 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm The Easy Riders 12.30 Millionaires' Row 1.00 Movie Line 1.30 We are Stardust 2.00 Here I Come 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 Cook It 4.30 Northern Cuisine 5.00 Arts Alive (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show: 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Arts Alive 1.00 Albion Night 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Digital Nation

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Call The Council 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Ronnie is left shaken to the core. Abi’s world falls apart, but is there a way out? Stacey receives some positive news. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef The cookery competition continues. In this heat, the contestants must attempt to impress 2005 champion Thomasina Miers, 2006 champion Peter Bayless and 2007 champion Steven Wallis. After the four hopefuls have cooked, John and Gregg will decide which three contestants deserve to take the next step in the competition and go through to the quarter-final. In a competition where only the food matters, these amateurs will need to be good to survive - taking their first step towards being crowned MasterChef Champion 2016. 9.00 How To Stay Young Documentary. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience. 11.45 The Vikings Uncovered Documentary. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.30 Call The Council 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm The Chef’s Protege 12.30 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 1.00 Pressure Pad 1.45 FILM: Little Women (1949) 3.40 The Indian Doctor 4.25 Coast Australia 5.15 Bargain Hunt 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo begins this leg of his journey from Derby to Lindisfarne. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure Dave and Si arrive in Sweden, home to some of the world’s top chefs. 8.00 Workers Or Shirkers? Ian Hislop’s Victorian Benefits See highlights. 9.00 Line Of Duty Police drama series. DS Steve Arnott believes there is a dark secret in Danny Waldron’s past. But while DI Cottan is commended for cracking the Waldron case, the spotlight falls on Arnott’s questionable conduct in a previous enquiry. 10.00 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle Stewart Lee takes on six subjects in his own unique style. In this episode, Stewart discusses childhood. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Employable Me Ellie has Tourette’s syndrome and Ben has autism. Both are desperate to find work and have strengths that would benefit employers. 12.15am The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 12.55 Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 1.25 Sign Zone: The Battle For Christianity 2.25 Sign Zone: World’s Weirdest Events

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Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Robert schemes. Chrissie gets a shock. 7.30 Generation Homeless: Tonight Charlene White investigates whether the system is letting young homeless Britons down as she meets desperate youths sleeping on the streets or on friends’ sofas, all struggling to survive. 8.00 Emmerdale Chrissie is on a mission. Joanie gives Zak an ultimatum. Belle is torn. 8.30 The Cruise Documentary series that follows the crew who live and work on board the cruise ship Regal Princess. 9.00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which celebrities face a 12-day survival mission in South Africa. It is day 11 and the remaining three celebs are on the final leg of their journey. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of all four quarter-finals. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Generation Homeless: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 Food Unwrapped 1.45 Grand National Festival 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. The Osbornes wait for Frankie to return, unaware of what has happened. Meanwhile Esther attempts to be the hero and Lindsey threatens to kill again. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 World’s Most Expensive Interiors Documentary looking at the world of luxury interior design, where prestigious designers compete to work for the wealthiest clients. Interior designer to royals and Hollywood film stars Joanna Wood embarks on a new Mayfair penthouse for an Indian family with a big budget and a team of live-in servants. 9.00 Army Girls See highlights. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his light-hearted chat show. Alan is joined by Jamie Oliver, plus Fifth Harmony perform their single Work from Home. 11.05 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s shocking tattoo catastrophes. 12.05am Sex Box 1.05 The Last Leg 2.00 Maggie And Me 2.55 Britain’s Pensioner Care Scandal: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.25 Unreported World 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.40 The Shopper’s Guide To Saving Money 5.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Britain’s Horror Homes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours: Hotel Death Trap 2.15 NCIS 3.15 Access 3.25 FILM: Deadly Daycare (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours: Hotel Death Trap 6.00 Home And Away Andy and Hannah are awkward after spontaneously hooking up, and after some soul searching they both come to the conclusion that they should just be friends. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild UK Documentary series as Ben meets those who have escaped the daily grind. 8.00 My Face Won’t Stop Growing... And Other Medical Mysteries Documentary series. 9.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Observational documentary series following the doctors and paramedics of London’s Air Ambulance and the specialist trauma team at the Royal London Hospital. Doctor Dom rushes to the scene of an accident where a driver is trapped in a car that has rolled over into a ditch. 10.00 Big Boobs Gone Bad: A Botched Up Bodies Special Documentary series about people whose cosmetic surgery went disastrously wrong. Butchered breasts, a crooked nose, a mutilated mouth, split ears... all here. 11.00 Baby Faced Binge Eaters Documentary series exploring obesity. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Kingdom Of Plants With David Attenborough 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow 9.00 Colony 10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 8.00 The Flying Scotsman: A Rail Romance 9.00 Being Evel Knievel: Storyville. See highlights. 10.30 Full Throttle: The Glory Days Of British Motorbikes Timeshift 11.30 Top Of The Pops: 1981 12.05am Boy George And Culture Club: Karma To Calamity

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 Zara Larsson: The Hot Desk 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 @elevenish 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am American Dad! (x2) 1.10 Plebs (x2)

10.55am The Darling Buds Of May 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 11.55 The Darling Buds Of May 1.00am Where The Heart Is

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Rude Tube

10.05am Four In A Bed (x5) 12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Thicker Than Water 11.20 24 Hours In A&E 12.25am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.25 Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Aliens In The Attic (2009) 12.40pm Jungle 2 Jungle (1997) 2.40 Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 4.45 First Daughter (2004) 6.55 The Company Men (2010) 9.00 The Purge (2013) 10.40 Dredd (2012) 12.30am Last Exorcism: God Asks. The Devil Commands (2013)

1.00pm FILM: Sleeping Beauty (2014) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 Extant 9.00 FILM: Infestation (2009) 11.00 FILM: Hard Rain (1998) 1.00am Quantum Leap 2.00 Mutant X

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FRIDAY 8 Travel Man Channel 4, 8.30pm How to travel opulently? Why not pop over to Dubai! Richard Ayoade is joined by Johnny Vegas where they take a tour of the desert city – by seaplane – and then tuck into the world’s most expensive ice cream, topped with flakes of real gold. Then for a spot of shopping and a camel sandwich. Yup.

Cleopatra: Mother, Mistress, Murderer, Queen Channel Five, 9pm She’s a one, what with her infamous asp, much-imitated haircut and love of Roman men getting her into trouble – plus the incestuous dynasty she came from! This drama documentary reveals the truth behind the myth of the iconic ruler, whose name still rings with power.

Supergirl Sky1, 8pm So we’ve had lots of surprises revealed and Alex might kinda trust Hank again – or at least enough to try and convince him to get inside Lord Industries. And Kara offers to help Win when his homicidal father breaks out of prison. As opposed to his ‘normal’ father who brings him puppies, right? It’s never quiet.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Love That Car 10.00 Latest Homes Live 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm Novel Ideas 12.30 You Make It, We Show It! 1.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 The 2ube 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show: Laughter and Praying 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. Our monthly top 10 is compiled solely from albums bought in Brighton's independent cult store, Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round. 10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music. 10.30 Kidz Time TV 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 The 2ube 12.30pm Under The Radar (x2) 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Kick Out The Jams 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.00 DJ Box 4.30 Kidz Time TV 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 8.00 EastEnders One resident makes a worrying discovery. Ronnie offers a helping hand, but is all as it seems? 8.30 MasterChef It’s the quarterfinal and the six talented heat winners have no time to rest on their laurels as they continue to fight for their place in the competition. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The satirical news quiz returns. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Stephen Mangan and guest panellists. 9.30 Boomers Comedy series following the ups and downs of three retired couples. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 11.25 Room 101 Extra Storage A public figure reveals the things that he/she hates most. 12.05am FILM: Bad Company (2002) 1.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Golf: The Masters 2016 Hazel Irvine presents highlights from the first day of the Masters from Augusta. 7.30 Women’s Football: Euro 2017 Qualifier: England V Belgium Jacqui Oatley presents live coverage of the Euro 2017 Qualifier between England and Belgium in Rotherham. With commentary from Jonathan Pearce and Sue Smith and expert analysis from former England internationals Kelly Smith and Rachel Brown-Finnis. 10.00 Two Doors Down Sitcom. Disaster following a row with Sophie means that Christine has to stay over at Eric and Beth’s. Beth isn’t impressed with the new makeover Eric has done of Ian’s old room. Cathy and Colin have a bust-up when she discovers that Colin has been using his laptop for something quite unrelated to work. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.05 FILM: A Serious Man (2009) Starring Michael Stuhlbarg, Richard Kind, Fred Melamed, Sari Lennick. Dark comedy from the Coen brothers. 12.45am Sign Zone: Question Time 1.45 Sign Zone: Inside Obama’s White House 2.45 Sign Zone: Land Of Hope And Glory - British Country Life

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Green Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Zak makes a decision. Gabby drops a bombshell. Jai makes progress with Megan. 7.30 Coronation Street Caz is left shocked by Kate’s betrayal. Tim grows tired of coming second. Tracy swallows her pride for Robert. 8.00 Best Walks With A View With Julia Bradbury Julia Bradbury chooses some of her favourite and most accessible family treks from across the UK, in search of the perfect walk with a view suitable for all experience levels. 8.30 Coronation Street Sophie is left heartbroken by Kate’s decision. Sally struggles with her priorities. Love is in the air for Liz. 9.00 Billy Connolly’s Tracks Across America This week’s journey kicks off in the north-west city of Portland, where Billy meets farmer Tom, a veg grower turned organic cannabis producer, before heading to California to see some elephant seals. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 FILM: The Living Daylights (1987) Starring Timothy Dalton, Jeroen Krabbe, Maryam d’Abo. Espionage action. 1.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote

6.00am Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.30 Call The Council 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 Sea Cities: Portsmouth 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm The Chef’s Protege 12.30 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 12.50 Pressure Pad 1.35 FILM: Mrs. Miniver (1942) 3.45 The Indian Doctor 4.25 Coast Australia 5.15 Bargain Hunt

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 Food Unwrapped 1.45 Grand National Festival: Channel 4 Racing 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. As Frankie’s life hangs in the balance, will Lindsey make her great escape? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Abigail Austen is a former Parachute Regiment officer who in 2007 became the first British army officer to change her gender, before serving for four years alongside the US Army in Afghanistan. Now, together with director Will West, she returns to the battlefield at the invitation of her former Afghan colleagues. 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover the truth about our food. 8.30 Travel Man See highlights. 9.00 Gogglebox A comedic review of the week’s TV. Viewers share sharp critiques from their sofas. 10.00 Lookalikes Structured reality show following the antics at Britain’s premier lookalikes agency. David Beckham lookalike Andy Harmer has realised that his agency’s roster of talent needs updating. 10.35 First Dates Dating reality series. 11.35 Raised By Wolves Comedy. 12.05am Rude Tube 1.05 FILM: Serpico (1973) 3.20 Toast Of London (x2) 4.15 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.10 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours: Hotel Death Trap 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Fatal Memories (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours: Hotel Death Trap 6.00 Home And Away Leah, Zac and Oscar comfort Evie as she awaits her biopsy result. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show presented by Jason Bradbury, Amy Williams, Ortis Deley, Jon Bentley and Yue Xu. Ortis and Jason enforce the law. 8.00 The Search For Atlantis: Ancient Mysteries History series. The fabled island that vanished beneath the waves is one of the greatest enigmas of the ancient world. Described by Plato, Atlantis was initially thought to be just myth and legend. But could the lost civilization be real? 9.00 Cleopatra: Mother, Mistress, Murderer, Queen See highlights. 10.55 Secrets Of The Egyptian Pyramids Documentary using 3D laser scanners to virtually re-create four ancient Egyptian pyramids to tell the story of their construction and how the pharaohs came to be buried in them. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Boobs Gone Bad: A Botched Up Bodies Special 4.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl. See highlights. 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Cricket’s Funniest Moments 11.00 The Simpsons (x2) 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Young Musician 2016 9.00 Rollermania: Britain’s Biggest Boy Band 10.00 TOTP 2: Boybands 11.00 Hot Chocolate At The BBC 12.00am Nile Rodgers: The Hitmaker Remastered 1.00 Rollermania: Britain’s Biggest Boy Band 2.00 TOTP 2: Boybands

12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: American Pie: The Wedding (2003) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2)

1.00am The Darling Buds Of May 12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Red (2010) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Tattoo Fixers

9.35am Food Unwrapped 10.05 Four In A Bed (x5) 12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Blue Eyes 10.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Inspector Gadget (1999) 12.40pm Judy Moody And The Not Bummer Summer (2011) 2.25 Big Miracle (2012) 4.35 Sunshine On Leith (2013) 6.35 Grease 2 (1982) 8.50 Oblivion Interview Special 9.00 The Host (2013) 11.25 Repo Men (2010) 1.35am The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter (1984)

1.00pm FILM: Battle Of Los Angeles (2011) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 FILM: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009) 10.10 FILM: Kill Bill: Vol 2 (2004) 1.00am FILM: The Colony (2013) 3.00 Quantum Leap

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SATURDAY 9 Britain’s Got Talent ITV1, 7pm They’re back! Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams return to embrace this years’ batch of the brilliant, the eccentric and the downright weird. Kicking off with a dancing polar bear, a one-man band on stilts, and the most dangerous act that’s ever been shown. Welcome.

FILM: Die Hard Channel 4, 10pm Yippee-kie-yay to you too! The first time Bruce Willis’ fictional family ever found themselves in true peril sees Alan Rickman donning his marvellously villainish hat as Hans Gruber and taking an entire building hostage. But mostly it’s the office Christmas party involving Bruce’s estranged missus in trouble.

Family Guy ITV2, 9.25pm We can all love TV, but Stewie seems to view moderation as a weakness. Off the youngest Griffin pops to England to take sanctuary from his unusual family in his favourite television show over in Blighty. Good luck to him with that. And Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert. Like he’s one to talk about behaviour...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story 6.45 Tellus A Story 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Rugby AM 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Land Rovers Live 2.30 Latest News 2.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 4.30 The 2ube 5.30 DJ Box 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 7.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 7.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show: Laughter and Praying Guy finds out what makes people laugh and if they pray. 8.30 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Documentaries 'The Last Resort' and 'How A Press Photographer Got His Mojo Back' from Substantial Films. 11.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic Arts Alive Acoustic brings you the best musical talent in acoustic form. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Digital Nation 2.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show: Laughter and Praying 2.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Arts Alive

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6.00 South East Today 6.10 Can’t Touch This Game show where contestants get to keep any prize they get their hands on. The catch: they have to navigate a largerthan-life assault course while also battling it out with rival contestants. This episode features a karate instructor, a wannabe Redcoat, and a baker from Armagh with a terrible sense of direction. 7.00 The Voice UK Four of the biggest names in music look for a singing talent, chosen purely on the quality of their voice. 9.00 Casualty Medical drama. Jacob takes it upon himself to track down a dangerous drug dealer in Holby and persuades an unlikely person to comply. 9.50 The National Lottery Live 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 11.45 FILM: Déjà Vu (2006) Starring Denzel Washington, Paula Patton, Val Kilmer, Jim Caviezel, Adam Goldberg. Conspiracy thriller with a sci-fi twist. Investigating a terrorist bombing, ATF agent Doug Carlin is aided by technology that can fold back time, but he ceases to be an observer when his affection for a victim makes him a participant in past events. 1.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News

6.00 Tribes, Predators And Me Gordon Buchanan journeys up Papua New Guinea’s remote Sepik River to meet the remarkable tribes who have learnt to live with terrifying reptiles crocodiles. Crocodiles are an animal we fear, and with good reason - they kill hundreds of people each year. Crocodile hunters invite Gordon to join them catching adult crocodiles with their bare hands, and Gordon meets a tribe who believe a giant crocodile protects them from their human enemies. Does Gordon trust the tribe enough to swim in the giant crocodile’s lake? 7.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Corporal Jones loses the money that has been raised to provide a new canteen for the servicemen. The platoon tries to jog his memory. 7.30 Golf: The Masters 2016 Hazel Irvine presents live coverage of day three of the Masters from Augusta. Eventual champion Jordan Spieth suffered something of a wobble at this stage in 2015, double-bogeying the 17th to see his lead heading into the final round reduced to four shots. By contrast, England’s Justin Rose had a third round to remember with five birdies in his last six holes moving him to second behind Spieth on 12 under par. 12.00am FILM: The Mummy (1959) 1.25 FILM: Stark Raving Mad (2002)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 MasterChef 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Kelly Holmes: My Marathon Story 1.30 Golf: The Masters 2016 2.30 Bargain Hunt 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.20 Now You See It 5.50 BBC News

6.25am FILM: Sister Kenny (1946) 8.20 FILM: Goodbye Mr Chips (1939) 10.10 Homes Under The Hammer 11.10 Africa’s Magnificent Beasts 12.00pm Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul 1.00 FILM: Henry V (1989) 3.15 Flog It! 4.00 Bake Off Creme De La Creme 5.00 World’s Weirdest Events

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x2) 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Super 4 7.15 Looped 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 The Tom And Jerry Show 9.25 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 11.15 Jeremy Kyle Show 12.15pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.25 Judge Rinder 2.25 The Chase 3.25 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill runs screaming from drones and selfie sticks as he narrates more accidents filmed by viewers in his typically surreal style. 7.00 Britain’s Got Talent See highlights. 8.25 You’re Back In The Room Phillip Schofield is joined by worldrenowned hypnotist Keith Barry in the hilarious game show where five strangers team up to win a potential £25,000 by completing incredibly simple challenges. The only thing standing between them and the cash is their own minds - because the contestants have all been hypnotised. Featuring celebrity guests. 9.25 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Rick Yune, Chad Lindberg, Johnny Strong. High-octane action thriller. An undercover cop infiltrates the LA street-racing scene in order to ensnare a villainous gang leader. However, the young officer finds himself drawn into his quarry’s illicit world and begins to fall in love with the hood’s younger sister. 10.25 ITV News; Weather 10.40 FILM: The Fast And The Furious NeeEEEEE-YYOOOoooow!!! 11.40 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Freeride World Tour 7.30 Tarawera Ultra Marathon 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 The Grand National Morning Line 11.00 Weekend Brunch From The Grand National 2.00pm The Grand National Live From Aintree

6.30 Speed With Guy Martin Motorcycle racer and mechanic Guy Martin explores the boundaries of speed. Guy takes on the challenge of building the fastest soapbox racer the world has ever seen, in an attempt to set a new speed record using just the pull of gravity and a tarmac road. 7.30 Channel 4 News 8.00 FILM: Johnny English Reborn (2011) Starring Rowan Atkinson, Gillian Anderson, Rosamund Pike, Daniel Kaluuya, Dominic West and Togo Igawa. Comedy sequel about unlikely intelligence officer Johnny English. Eight years on from the events of the first film, Johnny is called back to MI7 from Tibet, where he has been honing his skills. He returns to London, where his new boss reveals that he must prevent a plot to assassinate the Chinese premier during a forthcoming conference. With one more chance to prove himself, Johnny needs to employ the latest hi-tech gadgets in order to expose an international conspiracy. 10.00 FILM: Die Hard (1988) See highlights. 12.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 3.45 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.55 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.50 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Tickety Toc 6.55 Zack And Quack 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.40 Little Princess 7.50 Pip Ahoy! 8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Wanda And The Alien 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show Live 11.30 Police Interceptors 12.25pm Police Interceptors: Dog Squad Special 1.20 Police Interceptors: Deadly Pursuits 2.20 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (x4) 6.05 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series. When a secure facility on a military base is compromised, Kensi goes undercover to find out what the world-class thief was intending to steal. 7.00 NCIS: New Orleans Crime spin-off series. Pride and Sonya escort a witness to the trial of a weapons trafficker in Texas, only to be ambushed on the way. 8.00 NCIS US crime drama series. While the NCIS team investigates the cause of a hit and run accident that resulted in the death of a Petty Officer, Gibbs searches for a way to clear a Navy Hospital worker, who has served two tours in Afghanistan. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 The Championship: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of today’s action from the SkyBet Championship. 10.00 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present the highlights from SkyBet League 1 and 2. 10.30 NCIS Drama series. A navy officer’s wife and his blind daughter are kidnapped and taken hostage. 11.25 NCIS Drama series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 4.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 4.40 Divine Designs 5.05 HouseBusters 5.30 Access 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (x2) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Kung Fu Panda 3: Special 12.30 Kingdom Of Plants 1.30 Futurama (x6) 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 Limitless 10.00 An Idiot Abroad: The Short Way Round 11.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 12.00am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo

7.00pm Treasures Of The Indus 8.00 Human Planet 9.00 Follow The Money 10.00 Follow The Money 11.00 The Joy Of The Guitar Riff 12.00am The Kinks At The BBC 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1981 1.35 Nile Rodgers: The Hitmaker Remastered 2.35 The Joy Of The Guitar Riff

1.40pm Scorpion 2.40 Celebrity Catchphrase 3.40 Britain’s Got More Talent: Top 10 Live Show Moments 4.45 FILM: King Kong (2005) 8.25 Britain’s Got More Talent 9.25 Family Guy (x2). See highlights. 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.10 Family Guy 11.35 American Dad! (x2) 12.35am @elevenish

6.00am Movies Now 6.10 French Fields 6.50 On The Buses (x2) 7.45 Where The Heart Is (x2) 10.00 Inspector Morse 12.15pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.15 Goodnight Mister Tom 4.25 Columbo 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Lewis 12.00am Blue Murder 1.35 Doctor At Large

12.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 2.00 FILM: Hop (2011) 4.00 FILM: Ice Age: The Great EggScapade (2016) 4.25 The Goldbergs (X3) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Easy A (2010) 10.50 Gogglebox (x2) 1.00am Rude Tube 2.00 The IT Crowd (x2)

12.10pm Four In A Bed (x5) Bed 2.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 5.30 Great Canal Journeys 6.35 FILM: Dark Horse: The Incredible True Story Of Dream Alliance (2015) 8.25 Father Ted 9.00 It Was Alright In The 1980s 10.00 It Was Alright In The 1970s 11.05 That’s So Last Century 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Picture Perfect (1997) 1.00pm Turner And Hooch (1989) 3.00 Dunston Checks In (1996) 4.40 Mirror Mirror (2012) 6.45 Starman (1984) 9.00 I, Robot (2004) 11.15 The Divide (2011) 1.30am Max Payne (2008) 3.35 Close

11.50am FILM: Bermuda Tentacles (2014) 1.40pm FILM: Sleeping Beauty (2014) 3.30 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 5.20 FILM: Robocroc (2013) 7.10 FILM: 100 Million BC (2008) 9.00 FILM: Hard Rain (1998) 11.00 FILM: Alone In The Dark (2005) 1.00am FILM: Sharknado (2013) 2.50 Mutant X

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SUNDAY 10 We Are Stardust Latest TV, 6.30pm Championing recycling in its many forms, tonight’s episode visits Bulky Bob’s – a YMCA reuse shop. What a great idea! Plus, the crew go off to the Holsnead Allotment for gardening tips, and then on to the Birkenhead Early Excellence and the Gillmoss Materials Recovery Facility. Live well.

Undercover BBC1, 9pm A new six-part thriller, Maya is about to become the first black Director of Public Prosecutions when she discovers that Nick, her husband and father to her children, has been lying to her for years. With public scrutiny increasing, and the foundation of her career in question from his lies, who can she really trust?

Horizon: Solar Storms – The Threat To Planet Earth BBC4, 9pm It’s the end of the world as we know it... so the song says and scientists are expecting a whole load of violent activity from the sun, propelling billions of tonnes of superheated gas and pulses of energy towards our planet. Oh dear. Horizon meet with the space weathermen.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 Kippo And The Bone 9.00 Family, Faith And Fun 9.30 Growing Concerns 10.00 Talk Like That: Anthony Toner 10.30 The Newspapers 11.00 Latest Homes Live 11.30 Bookenders 12.00pm International Chef Exchange 1.00 Rugby AM 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 The Rosies 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith & Fun 4.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.00 DJ Box 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 We are Stardust See highlights. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show, a commercial feature, with homes for sale and to let in the area, iconic buildings, local history, architecture and finance tips. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.30 Latest News 8.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.00 FilmFest on TV Back with a bang! New look and new long feature film: The Days in Between by Stephan George, a quirky, characterdriven dramedy about Londoners whose lives have come to a standstill. 11.00 DJ Box 11.30 Kick Out The Jams 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 FilmFest on TV 4.00 DJ Box 4.30 You Make It, We Show It! 5.00 Brodian's Basement

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6.00 Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army And Me 6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team head to Scotland for another busy day of evaluations at the impressive Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum. Objects exciting the experts include handsome jewels from ‘auntie’s treasure trove’ that evoke a luxurious lifestyle from the art deco era, a painting by one of the Glasgow Girls group of artists and a family hand-me-down known as ‘the ugly pot’, designed by an important maker that carries a highly attractive value. 9.00 Undercover See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.40 FILM: The Hot Chick (2002) Starring Rob Schneider, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence, Eric Christian Olsen. Teen comedy in which a mean cheerleader learns a humiliating lesson when a pair of mystical earrings lead her to swap bodies with a small-time male crook. 1.15am Weather For The Week

6.00 Great British Railway Journeys With his Bradshaw’s guidebook in hand, Michael Portillo journeys from Newcastle up the north east coast to Lindisfarne. He finds out about the world’s earliest swing bridge and its inventor, Newcastle engineer Sir William Armstrong, and discovers how the city’s Victorian industrial heritage has found a new cultural purpose. From Seahouses by boat, amid puffins and cormorants, Michael goes in search of a darling of the Victorian press who, with her father, rescued nine people from tumultuous seas. 6.30 Golf: The Masters 2016 Hazel Irvine presents live coverage of the final round of the Masters from Augusta. This time in 2015, Jordan Spieth equalled the lowest winning score in Masters history en route to claiming his first major. The 21-yearold American, second on his debut a year previously, kept his nerve on the final day to end 18 under and take victory ahead of England’s Justin Rose and three-time champion Phil Mickelson, who finished joint second. Spieth’s weekend to remember saw him equal Tiger Woods’s winning score of 18 under from 1997. 12.00am The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 12.40 Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.35 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Secret Britain 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Songs Of Praise: School Choir Of The Year 5.00 Life In The Air

6.15am Great British Garden Revival 7.15 This Farming Life 8.15 An Island Parish: Shetland 8.45 The Beechgrove Garden 9.15 Countryfile 10.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.45 The Best Dishes Ever 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Triathlon: World Series Australia Highlights 2.50 Gymnastics: British Championships 5.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x2) 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Super 4 7.15 Looped 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Teen Titans Go! 9.05 The Tom And Jerry Show 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.45 River Monsters 1.50 Big Star’s Little Star 2.50 Britain’s Got Talent 3.50 FILM: Licence To Kill (1989) 6.30 Regional News And Weather 6.40 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts a celebrity edition of the quiz show. Former EastEnders star Charlie Brooks, Paralympian athlete Richard Whitehead, comedienne Shappi Khorsandi and TV presenter David Dickinson take on one of the country’s finest quiz brains for their charities. 8.00 The Durrells Drama series based upon Gerald Durrell’s trilogy of Corfu memoirs. It is 1935, and Louisa Durrell has whisked her family away to the sun-drenched island of Corfu. The family are settling into island life, but money problems remain a worry. Spiros delivers some good news from a surprising source. 9.00 Home Fires Drama series set in a Cheshire village during the Second World War. News of the Bowers’ divorce hits the papers and Laura’s disgrace becomes public, which has grave consequences for her friendship with Tom and the future of the surgery. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 100 Year Old Drivers Documentary focusing on some of Britain’s oldest drivers. 11.20 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 FILM: Bridge To Terabithia (2007) 4.25 FILM: Rango (2011) 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series revealing the secret lives of animals at Chester Zoo. Female rhino Kitani is introduced to her new mate Magadi. But with injury a high risk during mating, keeper Babs is concerned that Kitani may struggle to defend herself, since she lost her horn after the death of her calf earlier in the year. 8.00 Hidden Britain By Drone Documentary series presented by Sir Tony Robinson in which the latest drone technology is used to view the UK. In this episode, the drones fly through a forest with a deadly secret, across Britain’s newest piece of land and into the hidden stately pile of an unconventional aristocrat. 9.00 Indian Summers Drama series about the decline of the British Empire and the birth of modern India. Lord Hawthorne, badly burned and barely alive, is determined to seek revenge on his attacker and orders the police to arrest Adam. 10.00 Gogglebox A comedic review of the week’s TV. Viewers share sharp critiques from their sofas. 11.05 FILM: Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) Starring Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Ty Simpkins. US horror sequel. 1.05am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 2.00 The People Next Door 2.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Pip Ahoy! 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Wanda And The Alien 9.05 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 The Championship: Football League Tonight 11.30 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight 12.00pm The Gadget Show 1.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild UK 2.00 FILM: Disney’s Eight Below (2006) 4.20 FILM: Disney’s The Haunted Mansion (2003) 6.00 Now That’s Funny! Familyfriendly comedy clip show featuring user-generated video content from around the world. 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. 8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us In Vegas Entertaining magic competition hosted by Jonathan Ross. Bill Cook tries an ‘invisible’ card trick, Wes Barker uses a phone book and a sword, Matthew Holtzclaw pulls out a needle and thread. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: The Town (2010) Starring Ben Affleck, Jon Hamm, Rebecca Hall, Blake Lively, Jeremy Renner, Pete Postlethwaite. Highly acclaimed crime thriller. While planning a complicated and lucrative heist, a career criminal finds himself obsessing over the manager of a bank he violently robbed. His life grows more complicated when he initiates a relationship with her. 11.25 FILM: Hancock (2008) Starring Will Smith, Jason Bateman, Charlize Theron, Jae Head. Action comedy about a disillusioned superhero. 1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 The Tube: Going Underground 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Wildlife SOS 4.50 The Great Artists 5.15 Divine Designs 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Placido Domingo At The BBC 8.00 Pappano’s Classical Voices 9.00 Horizon: Solar Storms - The Threat To Planet Earth 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Mission To Mars: A Horizon Special 11.30 Cosmonauts: How Russia Won The Space Race 1.00am The Bridge: Fifty Years Across The Forth

11.30am Take Me Out 12.40pm Catchphrase 1.25 FILM: Small Soldiers (1998) 3.35 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 5.25 Britain’s Got Talent 6.50 Britain’s Got More Talent 7.55 FILM: The Wedding Planner (2001) 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.55am The Cleveland Show (x2)

9.10am Heartbeat (x2) 11.20 Columbo 12.55pm FILM: Clockwise (1986) 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.55 Midsomer Murders 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 The Cruise Ship 8.30 Royal Stories 9.00 Great Estates Of Scotland 10.15 FILM: Changeling (2008) 1.05am The Kindness Of Strangers 2.25 Wycliffe

1.30pm Made In Chelsea Does Come Dine With Me 2.35 The Goldbergs (x3) 4.00 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 4.10 FILM: Bride Wars (2009) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 10.00 FILM: Colombiana (2011) 12.05am The IT Crowd (x2) 1.10 The Aliens 2.15 The 100

9.25am Come Dine With Me (x5) 11.55 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.30pm Vet On The Hill 1.35 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 2.35 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 FILM: The Grey (2011) 11.20 Father Ted (x2) 12.30am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am The Addams Family (1991) 1.00pm Gulliver’s Travels (2010) 2.40 ParaNorman (2012) 4.30 Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 6.35 Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) 9.00 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) 11.45 How I Live Now (2013) 1.50am Riff-Raff (1991)

11.30am FILM: Robin Hood: Beyond Sherwood (2009) 1.30pm FILM: Wing Commander (1999) 3.30 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 6.00 FILM: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009) 8.10 FILM: Atlantic Rim (2013) 10.00 FILM: Kill Bill: Vol 2 (2004) 12.50am Extant 1.50 FILM: Alone In The Dark (2005)

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MONDAY 11 Marcella ITV1, 9pm Marcella is still after the missing Grace, using her red hot copper nosing around skills to piece together what unfolded at Grace’s place. The team continues to hunt for the killer, and our Marcella is wondering if it could be the same person she suspected all those years ago. Spidey senses tingling.

Gotham: Wrath Of The Villains Channel Five, 10pm Time for the police to do some policing. Less of the staring broodily and more of the finding of the bad guys. So Gordon and Bullock turn to Nora Fries for help in finding her chilly husband. Over in Arkham, the Penguin meets with Hugo Strange. And he thought he’d be safe there.

Plebs ITV2, 10pm The thing about having a girlfriend – someone you’ve pined over and chased and spent ages pursuing – is that you never EVER want them to meet your parents. At least that’s Marcus’ plan when his folks come to town. Meanwhile, Stylax is looking for romance with one of the Vestal Virgins. Love, eh?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Growing Concerns 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm Bookenders 12.30 Land Rovers Live 1.00 The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 Love That Car 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food. 9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun cookery programme. 10.00 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle continues his culinary tour of great food destinations in the north-east. 10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 11.30 On The Verge 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Newspapers 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 The Vote 2.00 CaribAsian Cookery 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Northern Cuisine 3.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.00 On The Verge 4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00 The Newspapers 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Panorama Documentary. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 EastEnders Mick and Sharon come up with an idea to cheer up Linda, Louise grows frustrated at Abi’s meddling with her family and one resident learns a life-changing truth. 8.30 Abused: The Untold Story Documentary. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. Together on Graham’s sofa are Oscar winner Dame Helen Mirren, Hollywood great Kevin Costner, Scottish star Ewan McGregor, comedy great Ricky Gervais and Australian superstar Eric Bana. With music from Meghan Trainor. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.00am Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.30 Call The Council 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 Caught Red Handed 8.30 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Chef’s Protege 1.30 Pressure Pad 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 The Indian Doctor 3.50 Coast Australia 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Into The Wild With Gordon Buchanan 7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland Series in which Paul Murton follows in the footsteps of the first tourists to Scotland. 8.00 University Challenge In the last of the semi-finals and the penultimate match in the series, find out which team wins a place in the grand final of the quiz for students. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 An Island Parish: Shetland Series following community life on Shetland’s most northerly island, Unst. Islanders gather for the annual Eela fishing competition. 9.00 The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 9.50 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks at levity, levitation and lights with Josh Widdicombe, Sue Perkins, Frank Skinner and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Workers Or Shirkers? Ian Hislop’s Victorian Benefits An entertaining, provocative film in which Ian Hislop explores the history behind one of the most explosive issues of our times - welfare. 12.15am Sign Zone: MasterChef 1.15 Sign Zone: The Celebrity Apprentice USA 5.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Chopping Block 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale David gets some news. Megan refuses help. Lisa confides in Marlon. 7.30 Coronation Street Sarah sees salvation in Billy. Maria returns to the cobbles. Gary gets an unexpected visitor. 8.00 Further Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green continues to explore his home county - one of the most fascinating, remote and beautiful parts of Great Britain. 8.30 Coronation Street Nick is haunted by his past. Maria meets a handsome stranger. Sharif suspects Gary might be dealing drugs. 9.00 Marcella See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 The Agenda Political discussion programme hosted by Tom Bradby, who discusses the big issues of the week with four high profile guests in front of a studio audience. 11.20 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am How I Met Your Mother 6.20 How I Met Your Mother 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna worries that Nico is on to her. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Great Benefits Row: Channel 4 Dispatches Current affairs series. Former Paralympian Ade Adepitan investigates the new Personal Independence Payment being introduced by the Government. Hundreds of thousands of disabled people are now having to apply for this new benefit and many claim it is deeply unfair. 8.30 The Food Chain Documentary series about the production and distribution of Britain’s best-loved foods. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls. The islanders have been marooned for ten days with barely anything to eat. 10.00 Sex Box Sex-themed discussion show presented by Steve Jones and the Belgian sexologist Goedele Liekens. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Comedy panel show. 12.10am One Born Every Minute 1.05 British Army Girls 2.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.55 Lookalikes 3.25 The Shopper’s Guide To Saving Money 3.55 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 4.10 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 Access 3.20 FILM: A Teacher’s Obsession (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Evelyn is overcome with emotion when doctors tell her that she does not have cancer. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Sinkholes: Buried Alive Documentary. Filled with compelling eyewitness video of dramatic collapses, and following scientists as they explore the underlying forces behind these natural disasters, this programme travels the globe to investigate what it is like to have your world vanish beneath your feet. 8.00 Police Interceptors: The Fatal Four Action-packed observational documentary series. Intrerceptor Kev reveals how to spot a drunk driver, before he gets behind a bolshy bandit with no regard for the speed limit, while Jacko follows an all-terrain tearaway. 9.00 The Tube: Going Underground Documentary series following the work of the staff who keep London’s underground train service running smoothly. 10.00 Gotham: Wrath Of The Villains See highlights. 11.00 Person Of Interest Crime drama series. 11.55 Person Of Interest Crime drama series. 12.45am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Castle 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Air Ambulance ER 10.00 Ross Kemp’s Britain 11.00 Limitless 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 Antiques Uncovered 9.00 A History Of Ancient Britain 10.00 She Wolves 11.00 Tiger Island: Natural World Special 12.00am Ancient Greece: The Greatest Show On Earth 1.00 Treasures Of The Indus 2.00 She Wolves 3.00 Antiques Uncovered

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 Plebs. See highlights. 10.30 Family Guy 11.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.55 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.55am Two And A Half Men

11.55am Murder, She Wrote 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 Doctor At Large 4.45 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Prime Suspect 12.20am The Darling Buds Of May 1.15 Where The Heart Is

1.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

9.35am Food Unwrapped 10.05 Four In A Bed (x5) 12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Vet On The Hill

11.00am None Shall Escape (1944) 12.45pm Destry Rides Again (1939) 2.35 Bear Island (1979) 4.55 Flying Tigers (1942) 6.55 Adventures In Babysitting (1987) 9.00 Oblivion (2013) 11.25 The Craft (1996) 1.25am The Boss, Anatomy Of A Crime (2014) 3.25 Close

1.00pm FILM: Crystal Skulls (2014) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 11.40 FILM: The Colony (2013) 1.40am Quantum Leap 2.40 Mutant X