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YOUR FREE GUIDE TO OUR ISLANDS’ HAPPENINGS March 3 – 9, 2011 Vol. 23, No. 24 www.limin-times.com

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IFE-ILE Afro - Cuban Dance Company Showcase this Saturday

Also this week: Tom Mason & The Blue Buccaneers • Top 7@7 Music Awards • Humane Society Yard Sale

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Dark & Stormy - You Bet It Is! from the delicious Caribbean Buffet or the à la carte menu before kicking up your heels and dancing to the rhythms of the live band.

Sunday is Funday, so try your hand at one of the many enjoyable activities such as dinghy racing and horseshoes. The Regatta sets sail again on Monday for the Pursuit Race to the Jolly Roger. There will be an Awards Ceremony at 6.30pm followed by dinner specials and BBQ and the event finishes in the usual fashion with more frivolity, live music and dancing.

So have your wet weather gear ready and head for the racing action and don’t forget when ordering the well-earned drinks – its Dark & Stormys all round! For more information contact Marty on 342-3084.

Photo by Tim Wright — Jan Critchley

It’s that time of year again, the aptly named “Dark & Stormy Anegada Regatta” is upon us and sailors are gearing up for this exciting and often squally race. After two years of extremely inclement weather – the participants are hoping for excellent racing conditions this year.

This well supported event started 14 years ago, and its name comes from the famous Bermudan drink, “The Dark and Stormy” made with rum and ginger beer.

The fun starts on Friday with registration at De Loose Mongoose from 6pm till 8pm followed by drink specials, BBQ and music. On Saturday, there is a special breakfast from 8am. The horn blast signals the first start from Marina Cay at 10.30am – and the race is on!

For the first time this year, the Anegada Reef Hotel is hosting the regatta, and on Saturday and Sunday choose

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By Claudia Collli

The Way it Was vals. There were shots of sugar cane being crushed using a traditional mill round, and of picnics in the countryside, dances and choirs.

Throughout, he captured the people of these islands, many of whom were recognized by members of the audience as aunts, uncles, cousins or friends, and I loved the way people shouted out when they saw someone they recognized. Elton Georges narrated the film and it seems that he too was in the film as a youngster playing with the Green children at their home.

Although some shots were taken at Green’s house, most were filmed when travelling around the islands including the then remote communities of Cane Garden Bay and Long Look – and it wasn’t easy. In the 1940s, the BVI’s roads were little more than dirt tracks and there were no cars. Green, like most islanders, got around by horseback, walking or aboard local island sloops and cargo vessels. Throughout the film, Green characterizes a time when people were self-sufficient and family and community took precedence above all else.

There were other showings at Government House and on Virgin Gorda, and more are promised. For most people in the audience, me included, the film depicted just how far these islands have developed in a few decades – showing not only what has been gained, but what has been lost.

David Green & a photo of his father Thomas (inset)

Last month I saw a wonderful film about life in the BVI 60 years ago. It was taken by the then superintendent of schools Thomas Green and was shown to an overflowing audience at the HLSCC auditorium. Thomas Green’s son, Sir David Green had restored, cleaned and edited this priceless movie which for years had been part of his family’s archive. It was first shown to the Premier and other government officials in London late last year, and with the assistance of the Premier’s office, Sir David brought it to the territory in February.

This was the ultimate home movie, one that chronicled the life of not just one family, but of an entire island. The movie, which was largely shot between 1947 to 1949, depicted landscapes with pristine hills dotted by terraced farms and tropical fruit trees. Green filmed community events, teachers with their pupils in one-room schoolhouses, boat launchings and harvest festi-

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By Jan Critchley

Due Date If you enjoyed Director Todd Phillips cult hit The Hangover also starring Zach Galifianakis, chances are you will enjoy Due Date. The movie begins with the meeting of two unlikely characters, Peter Highman (Robert Downey Jr), and Ethan Tremblay (Zach Galifanakis). Peter is an architect and expectant father desperately trying to get home to his wife whilst Ethan is an out of work actor with an unusual dog, a perm and driven to make his indelible mark on Hollywood.

Comedic circumstances force the two together on a road trip, much to the dismay of Peter and the differences between the two make compelling viewing. Ethan is a melodramatic, live for the day type who does and says exactly what he feels – there simply is no filter. Peter is a professional, has a beautiful wife and home yet comes across as a hollow, arrogant man.

The two stop to visit Ethan’s drug dealer Heidi, played by Juliette Lewis in her inimitable spaced-out style and when Peter later discovers that their last dollars have been spent on the stash, he is dismayed. The trip continues in this vein with Peter suffering a litany of abuse not to mention suffering physical injuries due to the sustained antics of Zach. A magic moment in the film is when the two arrive at the border of Mexico, when the plan was to find a Texaco! Despite the misadventures, the two men - somewhat predictably reach a kind of friendship by the time they reach the hospital, somewhat disheveled and just in the nick of time. This film is not light family entertainment and certainly no rom-com as its name might suggest, but Galifanakis fans will not be disappointed.

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THURSDAY MARCH 3, 2011

10:00 ∫ ››‡ “The Karate Kid” (2010) A Chinese maintenance man instructs an American boy in the art of kung fu to help the youth face down bullies at his new school.

11:00 2 ››‡ “The Longshots” (2008) Ice Cube, Keke Palmer. Under her uncle’s tutelage, young Jasmine Plummer becomes the quarterback of a Pop Warner football team and inspires hope in her poor Illinois town.

11:10 Z ››› “Company of Wolves” (1985) Angela Lansbury. An innocent girl meets wolves and werewolves in fantasies echoing the tale of Little Red Riding Hood.

12:30 ∫ ››‡ “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska. Live action/animated. Now a teenager, Alice returns to Underland, where she must find her destiny and put an end to the Red Queen’s reign of terror.

12:55 Z ›››‡ “Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes” (1984) Christopher Lambert, Andie MacDowell. A Belgian captain brings the ape-raised son of shipwrecked aristocrats home to his estate, his grandfather and Jane in Edwardian England.

6:15 π ›››‡ “Adaptation” (2002) Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep. A screenwriter asks his identical twin, who is in the same profession, for advice on a story about a serial killer.

6:20 ª ››› “Jackie Brown” (1997) Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson. A bail bondsman helps a smuggler frame her boss, an arms dealer who plans to kill her.

6:25 ∫ ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami.

6:40 º ››‡ “Chances Are” (1989) Cybill Shepherd, Robert Downey Jr. A reincarnated man returns 23 years later to his wife, their daughter and his former best friend.

7:15 ∂ ››‡ “Addams Family Values” (1993) Anjelica Huston. Upon arrival of their mustachioed baby, Morticia and Gomez hire a greedy nanny who targets Uncle Fester.

8:15 π ›››‡ “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. On an alien planet, a former Marine falls in love with a blue-skinned warrior and sides with her people against humankind’s encroachment on their lush world.

8:30 4 ››‡ “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (2008) Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett. Indy and a young adventurer must ferret out a powerful artifact and keep it out of the hands of a deadly Soviet agent.

9:00 & ››‡ “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman looking to climb the ranks of journalism.

9:30 1 ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) When a woman brings her boyfriend home for her sister’s wedding, her father, a former CIA agent, takes an instant dislike to him.

10:40 º ››‡ “Uncle Buck” (1989) John Candy, Amy Madigan. Chicago parents in a pinch have a bachelor uncle baby-sit their teenage daughter and little ones.

11:00 π ››› “Twelve Monkeys” (1995) Bruce Willis. A psychiatrist finally believes a patient who claims to be a time-traveler sent to 1996 to prevent a virulent holocaust.

12:00 Z ››› “Silverado” (1985) Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn.

The paths of four cowboys converge en route to a showdown.

12:20 ª ›› “Death at a Funeral” (2010) Keith David, Loretta Devine. Sibling rivalry, family secrets and a mysterious stranger threaten to blow the lid off the coffin when a man tries to give his late father a proper memorial.

12:30 Ω ››› “52 Pick-Up” (1986) Roy Scheider, AnnMargret. An affair with an exotic dancer and subsequent blackmail demands threaten the marriage of a businessman and his wife.

SATURDAY MARCH 5, 2011 6:25 Z ›› “Forced Vengeance” (1982) Chuck Norris, Mary Louise Weller. An unemployed bodyguard uses his martial-arts skills to protect his late boss’s daughter from murderous rivals.

7:00 3 ››‡ “The Forbidden Kingdom” (2008) Jackie Chan, Jet Li. A teenage fan of Hong Kong cinema finds a Chinese relic and travels back in time to help legendary martial-artists free the Monkey King.

7:15 π ››› “Coming to America” (1988) Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride.

7:30 Ω ››› “The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain” (1995) Hugh Grant, Tara Fitzgerald. A cartographer maps the terrain of a small village and crosses paths with a local beauty in 1917 Wales.

8:00 0 “My Family’s Secret” (2010) Nicholle Tom, Philip Riccio. A man who has multiple personality disorder poses a danger to his sister-in-law.

9:00 _ ( ›››‡ “King Kong” (2005) Naomi Watts, Jack Black. Members of a film crew encounter prehistoric beasts and a gigantic ape on mysterious Skull Island.

J ›››‡ “The Color Purple” (1985) Whoopi Goldberg, Danny Glover. A black Southern woman struggles to find her identity after suffering years of abuse from her father and others over 40 years.

9:05 Ω ››‡ “Desperado” (1995) Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek. A guitar-playing stranger shoots up a Mexican cantina while seeking the drug dealer who killed his girlfriend.

10:30 2 ›››‡ “Malcolm X” (1992) Denzel Washington, Angela Bassett. The civil-rights leader rises from criminal to crusader, undergoing a religious conversion while jailed.

11:00 1 ››› “Ice Age” (2002) Voices of Ray Romano.

Animated. A woolly mammoth, a saber-toothed tiger and a sloth find a human baby and try to reunite him with his tribe.

11:15 ª ››› “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans” (2009) Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. A substance-abusing cop is locked in a downward spiral as he probes the drug-related murders of five illegal immigrants from Senegal.

11:30 & ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills.

12:00 4 ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles. Jason Bourne continues his international quest to uncover his true identity while staying one step ahead of those who want to kill him.

12:15 Z ›››‡ “Zelig” (1983) Woody Allen, Mia Farrow.

Compulsive conformist Leonard Zelig is everywhere in newsreels as the “chameleon man” of the ’20s and ’30s.

1:00 N ››› “The Last Boy Scout” (1991) Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans. An ex-Secret Service agent plays private eye

FRIDAY MARCH 4, 2011 6:00 ∂ ›› “Post Grad” (2009) Alexis Bledel, Zach Gilford.

An optimistic graduate gets a rude awakening when she fails to find a job and must move back in with her eccentric family.

6:15 ∫ ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper.

7:00 J “My Daughter’s Secret” (2007) Jennifer Grant, Nina Dobrev. After her jewelry store is robbed, a single mother notices her daughter’s strange behavior.

7:05 π ››‡ “The Frighteners” (1996) Michael J. Fox, Trini Alvarado. Friendly ghosts help a psychic detective probe the hauntings that killed residents of a coastal California town.

7:15 º ››‡ “The Sandlot” (1993) Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar. The best baseball player in the neighborhood helps a new kid with his clumsy ball-handling.

7:30 ∂ ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery.

9:00 º ››› “The Fifth Element” (1997) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force.

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Your personal E-therapist is in the house!

Indecent Language which could cause a lot of problems.

Once she recognizes that it is indeed a bad habit and she must change, help her by giving her suggestions on curbing her frustration and anger so that the likelihood of her using those words are lessened. Maybe she needs to work on lessening the stress in her life or avoid certain situations that cause her to lose control. She can also say something else instead of an obscenity. For example, she can practice saying “oh rats” when she really has to express her frustration verbally.

Lastly, remind her that this behavior not only affects her image and her children’s upbringing, but also her health as being that upset to have to curse all the time could mean a high level of annoyance constantly – the type that leads to ulcers and high blood pressure.

Dear Koren, What can I do to stop a friend of mine from using a lot of bad words all the time? She does it to her children and also in public. – Concerned friend Dear Friend, Well, you have two options: you can wash her mouth out with some soap and hope that solves the problem – clean mouth, nice words…or you can together try to figure out when and why she uses those words, tell her how she sounds when she does it and help her to recognize that she can change.

Your friend needs to be taped and then you play it back so she can really hear herself. You might be surprised that she has developed the habit of expressing herself using foul language and probably has no idea what it sounds like.

Remind her that if her children keep hearing those words, they will eventually come to think that it is normal to speak like that and they will use them at school and back to her,

Send questions confidentially to askkoren@live.com and a response will be provided

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events

IFE-ILE Afro-Cuban Showcase Don’t miss the vibrant South Floridian based IFE-ILE Cuban-African dance group who are bringing their dazzling and exciting performance to the HLSCC for one night only on Saturday 5 March at 8pm. The group epitomizes the diversity and energy of Miami and is dedicated to the preservation, promotion and cultivation of Afro-Cuban culture and folklore through their art. Tickets are $30 for adults and $20 for children. For additional information call 852-7223

Rock City performs Saturday for the Top 7@7 Music Awards

est fashions. Tickets are $5 for adults and $3 for children and are available at the door.

Tom Mason & The Blue Buccaneers

Top 7@7 Music Award Excitement is building for the 2011 ZROD Top 7@7 Music Awards set for Saturday at 7pm at Sir Rupert Briercliffe Hall. DJ Push Pop, the founder of the Awards said the objective is to motivate young talent in Tortola. The Awards, fashioned after the famed Grammy Awards will see a number of live performances including US based Rock City. Tickets $20 in advance from Delta and CCT, or pay more at the door.

VIP tickets $30.

Tom Mason and The Blue Buccaneers bring their special magic to the Jolly Roger as part of their VI tour, inspired by a galleon of sea-faring, ship plundering pirate songs written by Mason.

In addition to sing along shanties, the trio may break out American favorites and slide guitar blues. Don’t miss them this Friday and Saturday night.

Police Support BVI Talent

World Cup Cricket

The highlight of this year’s Police Week has to be The Best of BVI Talent Show on Friday 4 March at HLSCC at 7.30pm. Crowd favorites such as saxophonist Jeremy Vanterpool, former Miss BVI and singer Leilani Stevens and LIME talent search winner Devon Jennings are headlining. A fashion extravaganza with UMI models gracing the stage will be showcasing the lat-

Don’t get caught out! Catch the ICC World Cup Cricket Matches on four TVs at Pusser’s Road Town Pub. The main highlight this week is Sri Lanka vs Australia where Australia as defending champions and current holders of the Cup play Sri Lanka on their home turf.

Other main matches are England v South Africa

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live music • events • concer

THURSDAY - Mar. 3

OUTER ISLANDS

ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY

SCRUB ISLAND — Live Music from 6-10pm ANEGADA — Dark & Stormy Regatta

PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm.

2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm.

THE PUB — Prime Rib Night.

U.P’S CINEMA — Live Music with HD Band 7pm-12am

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Kap Eye

FRIDAY - Mar. 4 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY VIRGIN QUEEN — Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

THE PUB — Easy Listening with “Da Atis” from 6pm VILLAGE CAY — Sushi Night.

PEG LEG’S — TGIF Party.

U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJ Millennium King. 10pm-2am HLSCC—The Best of BVI Talent Show from 7:30pm

EAST END BRANDYWINE BAY — Tapas by the Bay from 6 – 9pm

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Karry Your Key Karaoke

WEST END BANANAKEET— Happy Hour with music

by Ruben JOLLY ROGER — Live Music by Tom Mason and The Blue Buccaneers

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SATURDAY - Mar. 5 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY U.P’S CINEMA — Teen Disco 5 –10pm & Dj Push Pop and Show Time Band VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band and BBQ from 7 to 10pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

HUMANE SOCIETY — Yard sale from 8am – 1pm HLSCC — IFE-ILE Afro-Cuban showcase from 8pm BRIERCLIFFE HALL — Top 7@7 Music Awards Show 7pm PUSSER’S — World Cup Cricket Sri Lanka vs Australia from 5pm

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Kap Eye

WEST END JOLLY ROGER —Live Music by Tom Mason and The Blue Buccaneers

OUTER ISLANDS ANEGADA — Dark & Stormy Regatta

SUNDAY - Mar. 6 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY U.P.’S CINEMA — Latin Dance Party with DJ Fuggui 5pm-1am & DJ Cool Chris from 1-6am.

VILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the Last Virgin from 11am to 3pm.

DRAKES POINT — Sunday Brunch from

rts • parties • sports • movies and more

9am to 2pm PEG LEGS — Prime Rib Night.

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Too Smooth Band

EAST END CHARLIE T’s (formely Pusser’s East) — Sunday After Church Brunch from 11am to 3pm.

LOOSE MONGOOSE — Beach BBQ with live music. 6:30-9:30pm.

WEST END CLUBHOUSE AT FRENCHMANS — Sunday Brunch 11am-3pm.

BOMBA SHACK — DJ Remadie.

SEBASTIAN’S — Candyman live from 7pm.

OUTER ISLANDS ANEGADA — Dark & Stormy Regatta

ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm.

2 for 1 drinks specials.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

PUSSER’S — World Cup Cricket New Zeland vs Pakistan from 5pm

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Fat Tuesday Mardi Gras Party & Kap Eye

WEST END JOLLY ROGER — Happy Hour from 4pm, Cracked Conch Special

EAST END TRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ — Ladies Night - 2 for 1 drinks!

BRANDYWINE BAY — Sushi Night from 6pm

WEDNESDAY - MAR. 9

MONDAY - Mar. 7

ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY

ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY

PUSSERS — Martini Night. 6pm. Daily happy hour from 4 - 7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7 to 10pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy hour from 5-7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Candyman at Happy Hour

WEST END DARK & STORMY REGATTA — After Race Party & Awards

OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Live Music from 6-10pm

TUESDAY - MAR. 8

EAST END CHARLIE T’s (formely Pusser’s East) — Daily happy hour from 4 - 7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Candyman at Happy Hour

OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm

Reverend Raven & the Chain Smokin Alta Boys at JR — Mar11, 12

Upcoming Events: Revrend Raven & The Chain Smokin Alta Boys @ JR — Mar 11, 12 Nicole Jackson at HLSCC — Mar 19 Ms. Georgeous — March 19 Spring Regatta — Mar 28 - April 3 Eroica Trio at HLSCC — April 1 Hudson & the HooDoo Cats at JR — April 15,16 Island Surf & Sail Surf Classic Contest — April 23-25 HLSCC Summer concert — May 28 Leverick Bay Poker Run — May 27, 28, 29 Vol. 23, No. 24 • March 3 – 9, 2011

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and New Zealand vs Pakistan. See the main ad on page 17 for the full games schedule.

So, cheer on your team and enjoy beer specials & sporting snacks like wings, nachos and burgers, all at special prices too. Howzat for entertainment!

Also This Week: Sushi by the Bay is one of the new evening features at Brandywine Bay; enjoy the Japanese creations on Tuesdays from 6pm. Also, start the weekend off with some tasty dishes perfect for sharing at Tapas by the Bay every Friday from 6 to 9pm.

Sample some fine wines on Wednesdays at Scrub Island’s new Gourmet Market. Gather your friends and catch the hourly ferry from Trellis Bay. Seek out some good bargains and support the animals at the Humane Society Yard Sale, on Saturday 5 March, 8am till 1pm.

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N ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Robots and other allies help a youth and a space jockey rescue a rebel princess and battle dark forces bent on intergalactic rule.

7:20 º ››› “Smokey and the Bandit” (1977) Burt Reynolds, Sally Field. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a runaway bride and 400 cases of beer.

8:20 ∫ ››› “The Princess and the Frog” (2009) Voices of Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana.

9:00 & ›››‡ “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75.

10:00 N ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford.

Robots and other allies help a youth and a space jockey rescue a rebel princess and battle dark forces bent on intergalactic rule.

11:42 & ›››‡ “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75.

1:00 N ›››‡ “The Longest Yard” (1974) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert. A warden forces an ex-football star to lead fellow inmates in a game against the guards.

with an ex-quarterback on a case of sports gambling and murder.

SUNDAY MARCH 6, 2011 6:00 4 ››› “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw. In 1935 archaeologist Jones, a lounge singer and a Chinese orphan search for mystical stones stolen from an Indian tribe.

7:00 1 ››› “A Bug’s Life” (1998) Voices of Dave Foley.

Animated. An inventor ant teams up with other insects to keep a gang of grasshoppers from terrorizing his colony.

MONDAY MARCH 7, 2011 6:45 ∂ ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field.

7:10 º ››› “Fright Night” (1985) Chris Sarandon, William Ragsdale. The host of a late-night TV horror show believes a teen’s next-door neighbor is a vampire.

7:20 Ω ››› “Miami Rhapsody” (1995) Sarah Jessica Parker, Antonio Banderas. An engaged woman has second thoughts about marriage after illicit affairs consume every member of her immediate family.

8:15 π ››› “The Color of Money” (1986) Paul Newman, Tom Cruise. In this sequel to 1961’s “The Hustler,” Eddie Felson teaches a talented but naive newcomer the tricks of his trade. º ››› “Zombieland” (2009) Woody Harrelson. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. Ω ›››› “Tootsie” (1982) Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange. The Oscar-winning tale of a temperamental actor who becomes a sensation while posing as a woman on a hit TV soap opera.

10:00 Q ›››‡ “Die Hard” (1988) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman. Premiere. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise.

11:00 π ›› “Tooth Fairy” Dwayne Johnson. As penance for dashing a child’s hopes, a rough-and-tumble hockey player must serve time as a genuine tooth fairy.

11:45 Z ››› “Play Misty for Me” (1971) Clint Eastwood, Jessica Walter. An avid listener becomes obsessed with a California disc jockey who had an affair with her.

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L American Chopper: Senior vs.

Junior P Auction Packed U Chopped 7:30 , Secrets of the Dead 8:00B Beyond Scared Straight L Sons of Guns P Explorer 8:30 , Second Opinion D How I Made My Millions L Sons of Guns 9:00 , Nova scienceNOW ` Harry’s Law / 48 Hours: Hard Evidence B Beyond Scared Straight L Desert Car Kings P Grizzly Face to Face U Chopped 10:00 , American Masters ` Law & Order: Los Angeles B Beyond Scared Straight P Alaska State Troopers U Chopped 11:00 ` Law & Order: Special Victims Unit L Explosions Gone Wrong P Alaska State Troopers

SUNDAY MARCH 6, 2011 7:00 / Cake Boss ? Basketball Wives L Auction Kings P Alaska State Troopers U Chopped 8:00 _ ( America’s Funniest Home Videos * 60 Minutes ` Dateline NBC B Criminal Minds P Giant Crystal Cave U Ice Brigade 8:30 U Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9:00 _ ( Secret Millionaire * The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business , Nature ` America’s Next Great Restaurant 2 The Family Crews > Holly’s World B Criminal Minds D The Truth About Shoplifting P Earth: Making of a Planet U Challenge 10:00 _ ( Desperate Housewives * Undercover Boss , Mark Twain ` The Celebrity Apprentice 0 Army Wives 2 The Game > Kourtney and Kim Take New York D How I Made My Millions ∂ Big Love 11:00 * CSI: Miami / Heavily Ever After 0 Coming Home B Breakout Kings D Cigarette Wars P Alaska State Troopers U Iron Chef America

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MONDAY MARCH 7, 2011 7:00 / Ultimate Cake Off 0 Unsolved Mysteries 4 NCIS ? Jersey Shore B The First 48 N DEA P Explorer 8:00 , Frontline / Cake Boss ? Basketball Wives K In Search of the Truth P Drugged: High on Marijuana U Iron Chef America 8:30 ) Family Guy 9:00 _ ( The Bachelor ) 90210 * How I Met Your Mother , Antiques Roadshow ` The Event P Cannibal Hippos U Unwrapped 9:30 * Mad Love U Kid in a Candy Store 10:00 & Family Guy ) Gossip Girl * Two and a Half Men P My Child Is a Monkey U Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10:30 / Outrageous Kid Parties 10:31 * Mike & Molly 11:00 $ Don Francisco Presenta * Hawaii Five-0 ` Harry’s Law / 19 Kids and Counting 3 The Closer > Fashion Police L Sons of Guns P Explorer U The Best Thing I Ever Ate

TUESDAY MARCH 8, 2011 7:00 / Ultimate Cake Off 0 Unsolved Mysteries 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ? Black to the Future B The First 48 U Paula’s Best Dishes 7:15 ∂ What to Watch 7:30 U 30-Minute Meals 8:00 , The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes / 19 Kids and Counting L Pitchmen P Drugged: High on Cocaine U Iron Chef America 9:00 _ ( No Ordinary Family ) One Tree Hill * NCIS / What Not to Wear 2 Let’s Stay Together ? RuPaul’s Drag Race L Dirty Jobs P Hunt for the Somali Pirates U Challenge 9:30 2 The Game 10:00 _ ( V ) Hellcats * NCIS: Los Angeles / What Not to Wear

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0 Seriously Funny Kids 2 The Game ? RuPaul’s Drag Race P Hard Time U Cupcake Wars 10:30 0 Seriously Funny Kids 11:00 * The Good Wife ` Parenthood / Tiniest Tween: Kenadie’s Story 0 One Born Every Minute 3 Southland 4 White Collar > Kendra B Breakout Kings L American Treasure P Hard Time U Chopped

WEDNESDAY MARCH 9, 2011 7:00 / Cake Boss 0 Unsolved Mysteries 4 NCIS < Holy Mass With the Blessing and Imposition of the Ashes ? Basketball Wives L Cash Cab N 1,000 Ways to Die P Wild Justice 7:30 U 30-Minute Meals 8:00 / 600 Pound Mom 4 NCISL MythBusters P Drugged: High on Ecstasy U Iron Chef America 8:30 0 Reba 9:00 & Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns _ ( The Middle ) America’s Next Top Model * Survivor: Redemption Island / Heavily Ever After 0 Reba 2 The Family Crews B Dog the Bounty Hunter L Sons of Guns P Amish: Out of the Order U Throwdown With Bobby Flay 9:30 & Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns _ ( Better With You / Heavily Ever After 0 Reba L Sons of Guns 10:00 & Are We There Yet? _ ( Modern Family * Criminal Minds 0 Nostradamus: 2012 B Dog the Bounty Hunter L Sons of Guns P L.A. Gang Wars 10:30 & Are We There Yet? L Sons of Guns 10:31 _ ( Mr. Sunshine 11:00 _ ( Off the Map * Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior / Hoarding: Buried Alive > What’s Eating You B Storage Wars L Desert Car Kings P Wild Justice Q Hot in Cleveland

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SPORTS beat

By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

Awaiting the CAC Family

Premier Ralph T. O'Neal signs the agreement as CAC president Victor Lopez, left and BVIAA president Dean H. Greenaway looks on

After 35 years of traveling to track and field competitions throughout Central America and the Caribbean, the BVI will finally play host to one of the events, when the CAC Age Group Championships is staged here on July 1-2.

The BVI Athletics Association—formed 40 years ago—has been a CAC member since 1972 and participated in its first CAC event in 1975.

Last Friday an agreement was signed by Premier Ralph T. O’Neal, Central American and Caribbean Athletics Congress President Victor Lopez and BVI Athletics Association officials, which the Premier called ‘a historic occasion.’

“It is very good we can have these things here in the BVI so that students, young people and all the people here can see what happens when they go out in the outer world,” the Premier said.

The BVI will become the 11th country to host these championships, which targets 11-12 and 13-14 year old athletes, with each team comprised of eight athletes, two males and two females in each division. Prior to 2009, the championships targeted 10-11 and 12-13 year old athletes. This year will mark the first time the championships are held in the Leeward Islands, the fourth time in the Eastern Caribbean and the third time in an OECS member country.

“We are expecting this event to be the biggest we’ve had so far,” Lopez said of the championships that began in 1985. “I’m happy that this event is finally coming to the BVI. This is an important championship because of the age group—11-14. If we don’t retain these young people in sports, you know where they will be going—to the streets and perhaps not going to

school. We are not only trying to encourage them in sports, but to become good citizens and go on to college or university on scholarship.”

Lopez said they are very grateful to the BVI Government for undertaking this responsibility and this task of hosting the CAC Family.

“Athletics events are an injection for tourism because there are a number of peoplewho accompany their delegations or that come on their own,” he noted. “It’s also important for us that the economy keeps moving.”

In welcoming the opportunity before signing the contract, the Premier said the Department of Youth Affairs and Sports, The Ministry of Education Culture and Sports and the Government of the BVI, must begin to advertise and promote this event. “We must let the world know, that in the BVI we have this important event and encourage people to come to see what it is like,” he said.

Below lists winners of previous CAC Championships medals: Individual Overall Medalists Dione Blyden Boys 10-11 2003 Aliston Potter Boys 10-11 1997 Individual Gold Medalist Dion Crabbe Boys 10-11 Aliston Potter Boys 10-11 Aliston Potter Boys 10-11 Dione Blyden Boys 10-11 Shanice Hazel Girls 12-13 Brandon Andrew Boys 13-14 Kyron McMaster Boys 11-12 19

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THURSDAY MARCH 3, 2011 7:00 / Police Women of Cincinnati 3 Law & Order > Kourtney and Kim Take New York ? Saturday Night Live B The First 48 N Gangland P Ultimate Factorie 7:30 K In Search of the Truth U 30-Minute Meals 8:00 ? Saturday Night Live P Monster Fish of Australia U Iron Chef America 8:30 º In the House With Peter Bart & Peter Guber 9:00 _ ( Wipeout ) The Vampire Diaries * The Big Bang Theory ` The Office 2 The Game D Surviving the Future L Man vs. Wild P Naked Science ∂ Big Love 9:30 ` The Office 2 The Game 9:31 * Rules of Engagement 10:00 _ ( Grey’s Anatomy ) Nikita * CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2 BET Honors > Holly’s World D How I Made My Millions P Ultimate Factories U Extreme Sweets 11:00 * The Mentalist ` The Office / Babies Behind Bars 4 Fairly Legal > Fashion Police B Beyond Scared Straight L Out of the Wild: Venezuela U Ice Brigade

P Hooked U Chopped 10:00 _ ( Primetime: What Would You Do? ) Supernatural * CSI: NY , African American Lives 2 ` Dateline NBC 2 Let’s Stay Together > Kourtney and Kim Take New York ? Saturday Night Live D The Truth About Shoplifting P Beast Hunter U Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

FRIDAY MARCH 4, 2011 7:00 / Cake Boss 4 NCIS K Center of the Universe P Car Czar U Paula’s Best Dishes 7:30 > Holly’s World U 30-Minute Meals 8:00 , Click & Clack’s As the Wrench Turns / DC Cupcakes 4 NCIS ? Saturday Night Live N Auction Hunters P Dog Whisperer U Iron Chef America 8:30 ) Family Guy N Auction Hunters 9:00 _ ( Supernanny ) Smallville * The Defenders ` Who Do You Think You Are? / Say Yes to the Dress 2 The Game D 60 Minutes on CNBC L Flying Wild Alaska Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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SATURDAY MARCH 5, 2011 7:00 / 48 Hours: Hard Evidence

over the rights to his literary legacy, Tolstoy’s trusted disciple sends the writer a new assistant to spy on the proceedings.

12:10 Z ››› “Gorillas in the Mist” (1988) Sigourney Weaver, Bryan Brown. Anthropologist Dian Fossey defends the mountain gorilla from poachers in Rwanda, Africa.

12:15 ª ››‡ “Black Dynamite” (2009) Michael Jai White, Kym Whitley. After “The Man” kills his brother and poisons the neighborhood with tainted liquor, a kung fu fighter wages a war that takes him all the way to Nixon’s White House.

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6:50 ª ››› “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996) Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin.

7:00 º ››› “Steel Magnolias” (1989) Sally Field, Dolly.

Based on the play about six Southern women who become close friends despite their eccentricities and complicated lives.

7:10 π ››› “Twelve Monkeys” (1995) Bruce Willis. A psychiatrist finally believes a patient who claims to be a time-traveler sent to 1996 to prevent a virulent holocaust.

8:00 4 ›››‡ “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) Harrison Ford. Archaeologist Jones rescues his kidnapped father, and the two race the Nazis to find the Holy Grail.

9:30 ∂ ››‡ “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. In 13th-century England, a skilled archer and his men confront a despot in a local village and set out to prevent their homeland from erupting in civil war. (Subtitled-English) 10:00 Z ››› “What’s Love Got to Do With It” (1993) Angela Bassett, Laurence Fishburne. Anna Mae Bullock meets singer/songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show business under the stage name Tina.

11:50 ∫ ››› “The Last Station” (2009) Helen Mirren, Christopher Plummer. While Leo Tolstoy and his wife battle

6:00 ∂ ›› “Love Potion No. 9” (1992) Tate Donovan, Sandra Bullock. A shy biochemist and a shy biologist become a couple with sex appeal thanks to a Gypsy’s potion.

6:15 ª ››‡ “2012” (2009) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. A failed writer tries to lead his family to safety, as the world falls apart during a series of global cataclysms.

7:15 π ››‡ “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian” (2009) Ben Stiller, Robin Williams. joins forces with Teddy Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart and others to prevent four of history’s worst villains from conquering the world. Ω ››› “Jerry and Tom” (1998) Joe Mantegna, Sam Rockwell. An apprentice learns from a seasoned hit man in Chicago, where they work at a used-car dealership.

7:30 1 ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine. An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover.

8:10 ∫ ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999) Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment. A child psychologist tries to help a boy traumatized by visitations from troubled spirits.

9:00 J ›› “Seduced by Lies” (2010) Josie Davis, Marc Menard. A stalker targets a graduate student’s family. º ››‡ “Race to Witch Mountain” A Las Vegas taxi driver unexpectedly becomes the guardian of two runaways who possess paranormal powers. Ω ››‡ “Traveller” A con man teaches a novice the rules for membership in an IrishAmerican grifters gang.

9:30 ∂ ››‡ “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell, Tina Fey. Mistaken identity creates an unforgettable adventure for two suburbanites who were trying to invigorate their marriage with an evening at a bistro.

10:00 1 ››‡ “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer. Z ››‡ “Fletch” (1985) Chevy Chase, Dana Wheeler-Nicholson. An undercover Los Angeles reporter investigates a businessman who wants him to kill him.

10:40 º ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz. An ancient mask transforms a drab bank clerk into a grinning Romeo with superhuman powers.

10:45 Ω ››› “Ironweed” (1987) Jack Nicholson, Meryl Streep. The award-winning novel is the basis for this account of a few days in the life of a Depression-era drifter.

11:00 π ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) Dwayne Johnson. As penance for dashing a child’s hopes, a rough-and-tumble hockey player must serve time as a genuine tooth fairy.

11:50 Z ›››› “The 39 Steps” (1935) Robert Donat, Madeleine Carroll. Spies and the police chase a handcuffed couple who cannot stand each other.

12:30 º ››‡ “Spy Game” (2001) Robert Redford, Brad Pitt. A CIA agent tries to rescue his one-time protege who awaits execution in a Chinese prison.

12:50 ª ››› “The Fifth Element” (1997) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force.

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Vol. 23, No. 24 • March 3 – 9, 2011

THURSDAY MARCH 3, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter M Soccer French Cup. (Taped) 1:00 8 Baseball Tonight ; College Swimming & Diving Big 12 Men’s and Women’s Championships. (Taped) [ The Morning Line 1:45 9 Sport Today 2:00 8 MLB Preseason Baseball Detroit Tigers at Atlanta Braves.

M FA Cup Soccer Teams TBA. 4:00 M NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Boston Celtics. (Taped) 6:00 8 Around the Horn (N) ; Auto Racing D1 Grand Prix Drifting: Fuji All-Star.

8:00 8 College Basketball 9:00 3 NBA Basketball Magic at Heat. ; Action Sports World Tour M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal, 2nd Leg: Olimpia vs. Saprissa.

10:00 8 College Basketball ; Women’s College Basketball California at Stanford.

N TNA Wrestling (N) 11:00 M International Poker 11:30 3 NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Utah Jazz.

FRIDAY MARCH 4, 2011 12:30 PM [ Blinkers Off 1:00 8 SportsCenter ; College Basketball Teams 2:00 M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal, 2nd Leg: Olimpia vs. Saprissa.

3:00 ; Auto Racing D1 Grand Prix Drifting: Fuji All-Star.

4:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report M FA Cup Soccer Teams TBA. 4:30 8 Baseball Tonight 5:00 ; XTERRA Adventures 7:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine (N) 8:00 8 NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Orlando Magic. ; Action Sports World Championships M NBA Basketball Bulls at Magic.

9:00 ; Boxing Marcos Jimenez vs.

Diego Magdaleno.

10:30 8 NBA Basketball Miami Heat at San Antonio Spurs.

M NBA Basketball Miami Heat at San Antonio Spurs.

11:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine

SATURDAY MARCH 5, 2011 12:30 PM ; XTERRA Adventures 1:00 * College Basketball Kansas at Missouri.

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1:25 M English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. 2:00 ` Gymnastics American Cup. ; Women’s College Basketball ACC Tournament, First Semifinal: 3:00 * College Basketball Regional Coverage.

8 College Basketball Teams 4:00 _ ( NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Sam’s Town 300. ` PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Third Round.

4:30 ; Women’s College Basketball ACC Tournament, Second Semifinal: 5:00 * College Basketball Villanova at Pittsburgh.

8 College Basketball Teams 7:00 8 College Basketball Florida at Vanderbilt.

8:30 9 Equestrian World ; Women’s College Basketball Kansas State at Kansas.

9:00 * College Basketball Duke at North Carolina.

10:00 8 College Basketball Texas at Baylor.

11:30 ; College Basketball ∂ Boxing Saul Alvarez vs. Matthew Hatton, Junior Middleweights.

11:35 ; The Final Score

SUNDAY MARCH 6, 2011 12:00 * Outdoorsman With Buck McNeely [ Turfway Replay 12:30 PM * Sunday Sports Blitz ; Motorhead Garage TV (N) 1:00 * College Basketball Kentucky at Tennessee.

1:30 ` NHL Hockey Regional Coverage.

2:00 _ ( NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat.

8 PBA Bowling Mark Roth Plastic Ball Championship. ; Women’s College Basketball ACC Tournament, Final: 3:00 * College Basketball Missouri Valley Tournament, Final: 4:00 ` PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, = MLB Preseason Baseball Dodgers at Cubs.

4:30 _ ( NBA Basketball Lakers at Spurs.

9 Spirit of Yachting ; Women’s College Basketball Washington at USC. 5:00 * College Basketball Big Ten Wildcard: Teams TBA. 6:00 M English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. 7:00 ; College Basketball Florida State at North Carolina 7:30 8 NBA Basketball Knicks at Hawks.

10:00 8 NBA Basketball Celtics at Bucks.

11:30 ; The Final Score

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MONDAY MARCH 7, 2011 1:00 8 SportsCenter [ Television Games 1:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories 2:00 ; Auto Racing D1 Grand Prix Drifting: Fuji Season Finale. ; English Premier League Soccer 4:00 8 Outside the Lines 4:30 8 Baseball Tonight 5:30 8 Jim Rome Is Burning 6:00 English Premier League Soccer 6:30 8 Pardon the Interruption 9:00 ; College Basketball Florida State at North Carolina State. [ Race Night 10:00 4 WWE Monday Night RAW 8 College Basketball West Coast Conference Tournament, Final: Teams M Boxing Friday Night Fights.

11:00 ; The Game 365 11:30 ; The Final Score

TUESDAY MARCH 8, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter M English Premier League Soccer 1:00 ; College Wrestling Big 12 Championships. (Taped) [ Television Games 1:45 9 Sport Today 3:30 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer 4:30 8 Baseball Tonight 7:30 ; XTERRA Adventures 8:00 8 Women’s College Basketball Big East Tournament, 9:00 [ Race Night 10:00 8 M College Basketball Horizon League Tournament 11:30 ; The Final Score

WEDNESDAY MARCH 9, 2011 12:00 M Dutch Soccer Teams 1:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Second Round: Teams ; Women’s College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, First Quarterfinal 2:00 M English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. 3:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Second Round: Teams 3:30 ; Women’s College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Second 5:30; Baseball’s Golden Age 6:00 8 Around the Horn (N) M Boxing Friday Night Fights.

6:30 8 Pardon the Interruption 6:45 9 Sport Today ; XTERRA Adventures 7:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories 8:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Second Round: Teams ; Auto Racing D1 Grand Prix Drifting: Fuji Season Finale.

9:00 M NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at New Orleans Hornets.

10:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Second Round: Teams