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Eroica Trio Takes Center Stage at HLSCC Also this week: Spring Regatta Continues @ Nanny Cay • Wrestle Mania @ Captain Mulligan’s • Kap Eye @ Myett’s

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Eroica Trio Takes Center Stage the first time in recording history. On the vanguard of a new generation of artists who are changing the face of classical music, as the first all-female chamber Eroica Trio ensemble to reach the top echelon of its field, the Eroica Trio has broken an age old gender barrier. To achieve this, they have established a unique identity by creating innovative programs, for example, a typical Eroica Trio performance might include the Baroque symmetries of Vivaldi, the passion of Brahms, and rock-a-billy ode to Johnny Cash “Poets and Prophets” which was written for them. The performances are received to rave reviews, such as, “The Trio plays with technical flair, raw, driven energy and high spirits. The ensemble also has plenty of charm and stage presence and it was obvious that all three musicians were having as much fun as the audience.” You can’t say much better than this, so for music lovers everywhere, this is one performance that is not to be missed. — Jan Critchley

Known to electrify the stage with their passionate performances, and the most sought after classical trio in the world, Eroica Trio is playing one night only at HLSCC Auditorium on Friday, 1st April. The Grammy nominated trio thrills audiences with flawless technical virtuosity, irresistible enthusiasm and sensual elegance. The three young women who make up this celebrated ensemble, Erika Nickrenz on piano, Sara Sant’Ambrogio on cello and Susie Park on violin, are known for playing the great standards of classical chamber music as well as groundbreaking contemporary pieces. The Eroica Trio takes its name from Beethoven’s Third Symphony (eroica means heroic in Italian), and these daring ladies perform the Beethoven Triple Concerto more frequently than any other trio in the world. While maintaining a demanding concert schedule, the group has released eight critically lauded recordings for Angel/EMI Classics Records, garnering multiple Grammy nominations. Their recording of the Beethoven Triple with the Prague Chamber Orchestra was so successful, it landed this piece on Billboard’s Top 20 for

Vol. 23, No. 27 • March 24 – 30, 2011

By Jane Bakewell

Environmental Scouts Come in All Sizes Like many of my grade school classmates, I got involved in the extra-curricular “Scouts” program when I was growing up in the US. For girls of course it was the Girl Scouts and through field trips and community service projects we were supposed to build a sense of confidence and character. Our mission: to make the world a better place. I probably remember my high ranking “cookie sales” as my greatest contribution. In the BVI the Girl Guides is a wonderful organization with many of the same goals. A less well-known group and not yet a formal organization, is a small core of youth comprised of boys and girls, who care about the BVI environment and want to make an impact. This seedling group sprouted up two years ago at the BVI Spring Regatta and have been branded the “Green Rangers.” Over the last few years they have been specifically involved in the marine community helping out at the annual Spring Regatta and BVI Charter Yacht Show, to assist in recycling efforts and keeping the grounds clean at these events which draw large crowds to the BVI. These young volunteers have come from the KATS (Kids and the Sea) program, Rotaract and the area schools. As a fellow Pied Piper of the Green Movement in the territory, I was delighted to look back and see the line of small feet behind

Green Rangers at the BVI Spring Regatta

me dancing to the same music. As the BVI Spring Regatta launches into it’s big 40th birthday this year, the village will be swarming with young bodies in all sizes wearing their signature Green Ranger tees. They will be manning the colorful flowered recycling bins donated by Green VI, hauling away bags of bottles for collection, and active at those can crushing stations. They will make sure that the Regatta Village is clean and free from debris and most importantly learning first hand how recycling is able to turn trash into treasure. I give a shout out to the second and fifth formers from St. George’s School who will be leading the efforts this year. If you spot a ranger in the midst of your celebrations take a moment out to tell them how proud you are of what they are doing. Going “green” is good not only for the environment but for everybody.

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The Tourist

By Jane Bakewell

Crime Thriller? Romantic Comedy? Venice Travellogue? You might have to do your own categorizing after seeing this film with unarguably the world’s two sexiest stars. Angelina Jolie brings her version of ‘50s Hollywood glamour to her role as Elise, the elegantly mysterious English woman who has a date with destiny. This includes a clandestine meeting with her wealthy lover in Venice, who is being pursued by Scotland Cast & Credits Yard and a mob boss amongst others. Instructed through hand Frank - Johnny Depp delivered linen stationary notes, Elise gets her orders to find a Elise - Angelina Jolie look-a-like “fall guy” on the train from Paris to Venice. Enter the unassuming schoolteacher from Wisconsin, Insp. John Acheson - Paul bettany Frank (Johnny Depp) who is a bit mystified by this world-class Reginald Shaw - Steven Berkoff beauty’s interest in a farm boy, but with no compelling agenda The Englishman - Rufus Sewell of his own follows her whims like a puppy trailing a dog treat. Chief Insp. Jones - Timothy Dalton Seductively asked to join Elise in a palatial Italian hotel, it does- Sergent Cerato - Alessio Boni n’t take long for Frank to realize there’s no such thing as a “free lunch” as he finds himself the target of someone else’s life drama. The cinematography of Venice is gorgeous, especially the architecture, canals, and classic wood motor launches that look like Rolls Royce’s of the sea. The plot – well you just have to wait for the unexpected flips and turns. The romance between Frank and Elise– unfortunately flat as a pancake. Someone lit the match but the wicks must’ve been missing. However, the boat chase scenes in the canals of Venice (even though Jolie’s hair doesn’t move a wisp) are worth any disappointment in the romance-department.

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THURSDAY MARCH 31, 2011

Bond enters a high-stakes poker game with Le Chiffre, a man who finances terrorist groups. 12:25 ∫ ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigorous training under a tough officer’s command.

6:00 π ››› “Coming to America” (1988) Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. 6:30 1 ››› “Enchanted” (2007) Amy Adams. Live action/animated. Banished by an evil queen, a princess from a fairy-tale world lands in modern Manhattan, where music, magic and “happily ever after” are sorely lacking. 7:05 ∫ ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” Reese Witherspoon. Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce. 8:00 & ››‡ “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. 9:00 1 ›››› “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” (1937) Voices of Adriana Caselotti, Harry Stockwell. Animated. A wicked queen casts a spell upon a beautiful young girl in this Disney adaptation of the classic fairy tale. 9:45 Ω ›››‡ “Moonlighting” (1982) Jeremy Irons, Eugene Lipinski. An English-speaking Polish foreman hides news of martial law from his Polish work crew in London. 9:50 º ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. The sequel’s police hero spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife at a Washington, D.C., airport. 11:30 Ω ››‡ “Tough Guys Don’t Dance” (1987) Ryan O’Neal, Isabella Rossellini. Norman Mailer directed this adaptation of his novel, which focuses on an alcoholic writer involved in a murder mystery. 12:00 4 ››› “Casino Royale” (2006) Daniel Craig, Eva Green. After receiving a license to kill, British agent James

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FRIDAY APRIL 1, 2011 6:00 J ››› “Bastard Out of Carolina” (1996) Jennifer Jason Leigh, Ron Eldard. An illegitimate child endures increasingly sadistic beatings from her mother’s second husband in the ’50s South. 6:30 ∫ ››› “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” (2009) Voices of Bill Hader, Anna Faris. Animated. When hard times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor constructs a device that turns water into delicious food. 7:45 π ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. Tormented Peter Parker battles a sinister scientist who uses mechanical tentacles for destructive purposes. 8:00 º ››› “RoboCop” (1987) Peter Weller, Nancy Allen. Scientists use the mangled remains of a dead police officer to create the ultimate crime-fighter — an indestructible cyborg. 8:05 Ω ›››› “Tootsie” (1982) Dustin Hoffman. The Oscarwinning tale of a temperamental actor who becomes a sensation while posing as a woman on a hit TV soap opera. 10:00Z ››› “Risky Business” (1983) Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay. A call girl helps a Princeton applicant turn his home into a one-night brothel. 12:30 ∂ ››‡ “MacGruber” (2010) Will Forte, Kristen Wiig. After his sworn enemy steals a nuclear warhead, a clueless soldier-of-fortune leads a skilled team on a mission to retrieve the device and bring the thief to justice.

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Your personal E-therapist is in the house!

Men and Sports - The Spectator Perspective as possible, so that whether we are on the field or at home, work or play, we are already way ahead of the competition and we feel equipped for duty. Loyalty – if we are supportive of people, we cannot give up on them just because they played badly or do not live up to our expectations. Do we know the pressure they are under? The limited resources that they have to work with? We should practice acceptance of others, just as we want to be accepted. I will continue to smile when I listen to the self-proclaimed sporting pundits and reflect on their diatribes and hope that along with the criticisms, come some understanding that with most situations, there is more to it than meets the eye.

The camaraderie that is formed when men who hardly know each other have a mini-bonding session over their disappointment with some sports team or the other is amazing. We stand by lovers who cheat on us, we tolerate bosses who take advantage of us, we fail to speak out against discrimination and inequality, yet the voices of many men are loud and unnaturally clear when their favourite team does not live up to their expectations. Let us examine some themes which are very easily visible in the sporting world and which we would do well to reflect in our own lives. Skill – one must develop knowledge and competency to do what one hopes to be a master at. For some men it’s football. What about other men? Do they learn the skill of fathering, of budgeting to feed their families, of controlling their anger? Discipline – we expect our tennis players to doggedly pursue high standards of excellence through consistent and persistent training when we ourselves know how difficult it can be to reach our goals and stay the course. Do we limit ourselves to only one relationship? Do we exercise regularly knowing our health is at stake? Teamwork – all for one and one for all is a quality we admire in the players but sometimes fail to display ourselves. Teamwork means standing up for each other, watching your brother’s back, pulling your own weight and recognizing that there is strength in unity. Preparation – being adequately prepared means that when the time comes to perform, we are ready. Very few things give a sense of disorganization more than unpreparedness and procrastination. Do what needs to be done as soon Send questions confidentially to askkoren@live.com and a response will be provided Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events

Regatta Celebrations Continue The excitement for the 40th Anniversary Spring Regatta and Sailing Festival is reaching fever pitch as registration takes place today at Nanny Cay for the 2011 Spring Regatta from noon to 6pm. Don’t miss the Nanny Cay Awards Party and then grab your crew and dance the night away to music by Xtreme band. Friday, Saturday and Sunday will see exciting racing action from 10am each day. Friday night listen to seafaring tunes by Eric Stone and later, the blues and reggae sounds of Elvis White. On Saturday is the popular Bastanaak Swimwear show from 5.30pm to 6.30pm and later, music by Quito & The Edge. Whatever you do though, make sure you are there for Sunday’s finale with the Moko Jumbies, the 2011 Spring Regatta Awards Ceremony, fireworks and music by Bounce. Happy hours at all three bars at Nanny Cay are from 4.30pm-6.30pm every night during the regatta with beer specials at $2.00. Food Vendors and souvenir outlets are open from 4pm to 10pm daily, so make sure to check them out.

Kap Eye performs for fans

Kap Eye – Last Gig at Myett’s Make sure you catch KapEye who is playing his last gig this season at Myett’s tonight from 5pm-7pm. He has been playing Myett’s Happy Hour for eight seasons now and describes his music as a combination of Jimmy Buffett, original songs and classic rock. Uprising Band is the new regular Thursday jump up band playing to a lively beach crowd. Happy Hour is daily from 5pm-7pm with two for one drink specials and with a spectacular sunset, you also get a complimentary sunset shot! Now that’s Paradise…

Live Music at Bath and Turtle Feel the beat with toe tapping entertainment at the Bath & Turtle with the Caribbean sounds of Martino & Marcus Mark’s Profile Bank who play at the Waterfront Rendezvous Bar on Wednesday for Caribbean Buffet night. On Sundays dance to Leon and the Hot Shots and end the weekend with their get up and dance style fungi music.

DJ Wiz Video Show DJ Wiz will be hosting a special night this Saturday, April 2 featuring his video DJ show at Chez Bamboo. This entertaining evening will give Virgin Gorda residents and visitors yet another reason to stop by and dance at this popular island venue.

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live music • events • concer

THURSDAY - Mar. 31

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

ROAD TOWN

SCRUB ISLAND — Live Music from 6-10pm

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials. VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm. THE PUB — Prime Rib Night.

SATURDAY - April. 2

NANNY CAY NANNY CAY Spring Regatta — Music by Xtreme Band

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Kap Eye last performance for the season

ROAD TOWN U.P’S CINEMA — DJ Dre VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band and BBQ from 7 to 10pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm. HUNTUMS GHUT Humane Society — Yard Sale from 8am -1pm

NANNY CAY NANNY CAY Spring Regatta — Bastanaak Swimwear Show & Music by Quito and the Edge

FRIDAY - April. 1

CANE GARDEN BAY

ROAD TOWN

MYETT’S — Live Music by Candyman

VIRGIN QUEEN — Happy Hour from 5-7pm. THE PUB — Easy Listening with “Da Atis” from 6pm VILLAGE CAY — Sushi Night. PEG LEG’S — TGIF Party. U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJ Fundraiser

WEST END

NANNY CAY

ROAD TOWN

JOLLY ROGER —Caribbean Jerk Prime Rib

VG & OUTER ISLANDS CHEZ BAMBOO (VG) — DJ Wiz Video Show

SUNDAY - April. 3

NANNY CAY Spring Regatta — Music by Eric Stone & Elvis White

VILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the Last Virgin from 11am to 3pm.

EAST END

NANNY CAY

BRANDYWINE BAY — Tapas by the Bay from 6 – 9pm

NANNY CAY Spring Regatta — Moko Jumbies, Fireworks Finale & Music by Bounce CAPTAIN MULLIGAN’S —Wrestle Mania

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Muisc by Awesome Crew & Karry Your Key Karaoke

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CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Caave

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EAST END

WEST END

LOOSE MONGOOSE — Beach BBQ with live music. 6:30-9:30pm.

JOLLY ROGER — Happy Hour from 4pm, Cracked Conch Special

WEST END BOMBA SHACK — DJ Remadie. SEBASTIAN’S — Candyman live from 7pm.

VG & OUTER ISLANDS PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone BATH & TURTLE Rendezvous Bar (VG) — Live Music by Leon & the Hot Shots

MONDAY - April. 4 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy hour from 5-7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Candyman at Happy Hour

OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Live Music from 6-10pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

TUESDAY - April. 5 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by CP4 Band

EAST END TRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ — Ladies Night - 2 for 1 drinks!

Hudson & the HooDoo Cats at JR — April 29 & 30

VG & OUTER ISLANDS PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone CHEZ BAMBOO (VG)— Live Music by Morris Mark

Upcoming

WEDNESDAY - April. 6

Events:

ROAD TOWN

Cedar School Roaring 20’s 17th Annual Gala Auction & Dinner — Apr 9

PUSSERS — Martini Night. 6pm. Daily happy hour from 4 - 7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials. VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7 to 10pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

Hudson & the HooDoo Cats at JR — April 29 & 30

EAST END PUSSER’S EAST — Happy Hour 4 - 7pm.

MYETT’S — Live Music by Caave

Island Surf & Sail Surf Classic Contest — April 23-25

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

Jazz on the Hill — May 13, 14

CANE GARDEN BAY

SCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone BATH & TURTLE Rendezvous Bar (VG) — Caribbean Buffet and Profile Band

4th Annual Black & White Thang @ Quitos — May 21 HLSCC Summer concert — May 28 BVI Music Fest — May 27 - 29 Leverick Bay Poker Run — May 27, 28, 29

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Wrestlemania Captian Mulligan’s will be bringing to you, live on the big screen on Sunday 3rd April, Wrestlemania, the birthplace of legends and the showcase of immortals! Hosted by the inimitable, “The Rock”– see all your favorite WWE superstars in action this weekend as they fight to be remembered forever.

Yard Sale The BVI Humane Society will be holding its yard sale in Huntums Ghut from 8am-1pm.

Coming up: A date for your diary is Saturday, April 9 for the next event of the Grown & Sexy Saturdays, hosted by DJ Bertram, DJ Chubby & DJ Pops. The party starts at 10pm at Callaloo Prospect Reef - $10 admission before 12am with dancing till late - and what’s more, if it is your birthday then admission is free!

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12:00 ª ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper.

SATURDAY APRIL 2, 2011 6:05 Z ››› “The Professionals” (1966) Lee Marvin, Burt Lancaster. A circa-1917 rancher sends mercenaries to rescue his kidnapped wife from a Mexican bandit. 6:30 1 ››› “Happy Feet” (2006) Voices of Elijah Wood, Robin Williams. Animated. Born without the ability to sing, a young emperor penguin expresses himself and hopes to attract a mate through his amazing dancing talent. 7:00 E ››‡ “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over” (2003) Antonio Banderas,. A boy tries to rescue his sister inside a virtual-reality game created by a madman out to enslave children. 8:10 Z ›› “Brewster’s Millions” (1985) Richard Pryor, John Candy. A minor-league pitcher inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it. 9:00 1 ››› “Monsters, Inc.” (2001) Voices of John Goodman. Animated. A blue behemoth and his one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. 9:30 ª ›››‡ “Black Hawk Down” (2001) Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor. U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord’s associates in Mogadishu, Somalia. 10:00 Z ››› “Cape Fear” (1991) Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte. A tattooed psychopath preys on a Southern lawyer, his wife and their teenage daughter. 10:30 2 ››› “Love & Basketball” (2000) Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers. 11:00 & ››› “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist” (2008) Michael Cera, Kat Dennings. A chance encounter leads to two music lovers setting out together on a quest to find a legendary band’s secret show.

SUNDAY APRIL 3, 2011 6:00 & ››‡ “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman looking to climb the ranks of journalism. 6:20 ª ››‡ “Nothing to Lose” (1997) Martin Lawrence, Tim Robbins. A dispirited white ad executive teams up with a black car-jacker for a crime spree. 6:30 3 ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. 7:00 0 ›› “The Babysitter’s Seduction” (1996) Stephen Collins, Keri Russell. A police detective probes a case in which a baby sitter is implicated in the murder of a man’s wife. 7:50 Z ›››‡ “Places in the Heart” (1984) Sally Field, Lindsay Crouse. A widowed mother fights for her cotton farm with a laborer and a blind boarder in 1930s Texas. 8:00 N ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Premiere. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. 8:15 π ››› “Splice” (2009) Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley. An experiment goes horribly wrong when two scientists use human DNA to create a hybrid creature. 9:00 1 ›››‡ “Ratatouille” (2007) Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm. Animated. A Parisian rat who enjoys fine food lives beneath a famous restaurant and longs to be a great chef.

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10:00 N ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. 10:15 ª ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper. 11:00 4 ››› “Face/Off” (1997) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. An FBI agent trades physical identities with his nemesis in order to save Los Angeles from annihilation. 12:00 & ››‡ “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman looking to climb the ranks of journalism.

12:15 ª ›››‡ “Tyson” (2008) Interviews, archival footage and photographs help illustrate a biography of the life of former boxer Mike Tyson, in and out of the ring.

WEDNESDAY APRIL 6, 2011 6:10 º ››› “Father of the Bride” (1991) Steve Martin. A harried patriarch faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter’s wedding. 6:35 ª ›››‡ “Tyson” (2008) Interviews, archival footage and photographs help illustrate a biography of the life of former boxer Mike Tyson, in and out of the ring. 8:00 ? ››› “New Jack City” (1991) Wesley Snipes, Ice-T. Undercover officers and their boss target the king of a hightech New York crack syndicate, the CMB. 8:10 ª ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. 9:00 1 ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. A man finds solace with another woman after his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. 9:35 Ω ››› “Two Family House” (2000) Michael Rispoli, Kelly Macdonald. An ambitious married dreamer secretly helps an abandoned single mother in 1950s Staten Island. 10:00 J ››› “Love Actually” (2003) Hugh Grant. A prime minister, an office worker, a pop star, a jilted writer, married couples and various others deal with relationships in Lon 11:45 ∫ ›› “Dragonfly” (2002) Kevin Costner, Joe Morton. A doctor believes his late wife is trying to contact him through his patients’ near-death experiences.

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6:00 N ›››‡ “A Few Good Men” (1992) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson. Premiere. Navy lawyers defend two Marines accused of killing a private at the naval station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. 6:05 π ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill, Russell Brand. A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert. 7:25 ∫ ›› “G-Force” (2009) Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis. Live action/animated. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a guinea pig and his team of highly trained rodents hold the fate of the world in their diminutive paws. 8:00 2 ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. 9:00 Q ››› “Crocodile Dundee” (1986) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan. 9:40 º ›››‡ “Get Shorty” (1995) John Travolta, Gene Hackman. A film-loving loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to become a Hollywood mogul. 10:00 Z ›››› “Henry V” (1945) Laurence Olivier, Robert Newton. Shakespeare’s king attacks France in a drama that begins at the old Globe Theatre, becomes a movie and ends back on stage. 11:00 ∫ ›› “Chloe” (2009) Julianne Moore. Convinced that her husband is unfaithful, a woman hires a prostitute to meet her husband and see if he gives in to temptation. 11:50 π ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill, Russell Brand. A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert.

TUESDAY APRIL 5, 2011 6:00 º ›› “John Q” (2002) Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall. A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. 8:00 ª ›››‡ “Black Hawk Down” (2001) Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor. U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord’s associates in Mogadishu, Somalia. 9:00 3 ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson. Two terminally ill men leave their hospital ward and set out to complete a list of things they want to do before they die. 9:40 º ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) Matt Damon. A woman helps an amnesiac,who has a dangerous past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself. 10:00 Z ››› “The Boys From Brazil” (1978) Gregory Peck, Laurence Olivier. An old Nazi-hunter finds Josef Mengele and a cohort in the jungle, cloning Hitler for the Fourth Reich. escaped convict’s ex-girlfriend under surveillance. 11:30 ? ››‡ “Fade to Black” (2004) Rapper Jay-Z records “The Black Album” and performs his farewell concert at Madison Square Garden in New York. Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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SPORTS beat

By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

An Incredible Celebration What began as a destination race in the Sir Francis Drakes Channel with a few boats, has mushroomed into a Sailing Festival—where sailors compete for the Bitter End and Nanny Cay Cups—will have five different courses this year and the introduction of Match Racing, as the BVI Spring Regatta celebrates its 40th anniversary. “This will be an incredible celebration,” Regatta Director Judy Petz said. “The BVI Spring Regatta has a reputation as one of the world’s best regattas, this one is going to top them all. For 40 years we have been racing the Sir Francis Drakes Channel. Our slogan warm water hot racing, is going to be bringing probably 150 boats from around the world this year.” During its 30th year, I asked Albie Stewart, one of the founding members along with Peter Haycraft—who will sail in his 40th BVI Spring Regatta this year—about the early days of the event. “The first years were so much fun,” he fondly recalled. “We started at noon on a Friday, raced from Road Town to the Baths on Virgin Gorda, then have a party. Have another race from the Baths to North Sound on Saturday, then race on Sunday from North Sound to Peter Island where we ended the regatta and had the prize giving ceremony. We did that for quite a few years.” Stewart said that the regatta was run primarily with cruising boats, the early charter boats and private yachts from the BVI. When the racing yachts came in, they wanted actual courses laid out and more formal racing than what they had in the beginning. “In 1977, we started with the format of round the mark racing and more formal racing

A yacht sailing upwind on the racing course

and joined what was to become part of the Caribbean Ocean Racing Triangle (CORT) series, using different courses each day in the Sir Francis Drakes Channel,” he noted. Changes came about from sailor requests, Stewart said, and because of the protected sailing waters in the Sir Francis Drakes Channel the committee was able to concentrate on designing interesting and intricate race courses. “The people seriously interested in racing, said ‘we don’t want to have just one race a day, we want multiple races.’ In order to do that, you have to split up the yachts, split up the way they race and create two courses with separate starting and finishing areas,” Stewart explained. “Now we have almost three courses with a lot of race officials – but, it was due to the request of racers who wanted to get as many races in as they could in three days and have as many good races as possible.” From tonight when the Regatta Village at Nanny Cay opens—with a huge Mount Gay party and dishing out of Match Racing and Nanny Cay Cup awards— through Sunday’s closing with fireworks, there will be nonstop action. Racing begins at 10 a.m. daily, with nightly entertainment and, Saturday’s 5:30 p.m. fashion show followed by Quito and the Edge. Awards will be doled out on Sunday at 5:30 p.m. “Right after that, we’re gracing the skies with full fireworks,” Petz said. 19

Vol. 23, No. 28 • March 31 – April 6, 2011

THURSDAY MARCH 31, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / Lottery Changed My Life 0 Pawn Stars 4 NCIS L Out of the Wild: Venezuela 7:30 ∂ Making Mildred Pierce º In the House With Peter Bart & Peter Guber 8:00 _ ( Wipeout ) The Vampire Diaries / Police Women: Most Outrageous Criminals 2 The Game 8:31 * Rules of Engagement 9:00 _ ( Grey’s Anatomy * CSI: Crime Scene Investigation , Secrets of the Dead 9:30 ` Parks and Recreation D How I Made My Million D The Facebook Obsession 10:02 _ ( Private Practice 10:30 ` Outsourced U Unwrapped 11:00 B Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force ∂ Cathouse: Come to the Party!

FRIDAY APRIL 1, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / DC Cupcakes 8:00 _ ( Shark Tank ) Smallville L Hogs Gone Wild 9:00 _ ( Primetime: What Would You Do? ) Supernatural ` Dateline NBC 9:30 ∂ Eastbound & Down 10:00 _ ( 20/20 * Blue Bloods 11:00 B Breakout Kings L Hogs Gone Wild U Unwrapped

SATURDAY APRIL 2, 2011 7:00 / Strange Sex 4 NCIS > The Soup P Wild Justice 8:00 ` Harry’s Law C Nickelodeon’s 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards L Sons of Guns Q The Best of the American Comedy Awards: A Retrospective of Past Award Shows From 1987-2001 8:30 , Second Opinion 9:00 ` Law & Order: L A 9:30 2 Rip the Runway 2011 11:00 / Strange Sex 0 Coming Home U Iron Chef America

SUNDAY APRIL 3, 2011 7:00 _ ( America’s Funniest Home Videos * 60 Minutes Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

/ Cake Boss M English Premier League World P Into the Lost Crystal Caves 8:00_ ( Secret Millionaire * The 46th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards 8:30 2 The Family Crews 9:00 _ ( Desperate Housewives ` The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Law & Order: SVU P Eating With Cannibals 10:01 _ ( Body of Proof 10:30 2 Let’s Stay Together 11:00 3 Leverage ? Saturday Night Live in the ’90s: Pop Culture Nation

MONDAY APRIL 4, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / Kate Plus 8 4 NCIS P Finding Jack the Ripper 8:00 & Family Guy _ ( Dancing With the Stars ) 90210 * The Big Bang Theory B Intervention In-Depth: Addicted and Pregnant P Eating With Cannibals 8:30 * Rules of Engagement 9:00 ) Gossip Girl P Hunt for the Abominable Snowman 10:00 ` Harry’s Law L American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: A Family Divided U Meat and Potatoes 10:01 _ ( Castle 10:30 & Family Guy 2 The Game ∂ The Ricky Gervais Show 11:00 3 HawthoRNe P Eating With Cannibals

TUESDAY APRIL 5, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / Kate Plus 8 B Billy the Exterminator L Deadliest Catch 8:00_ ( No Ordinary Family ) One Tree Hill * NCIS , NOVA 4 Law & Order: SVU Cupcake Wars 8:30 2 The Game 9:00 _ ( Dancing With the Stars ) Hellcats 4 Law & Order: SVU ? RuPaul’s Drag Race P Gladiators Back From the Dead 10:00 * The Good Wife ` Parenthood 2 The Game 10:01 _ ( Body of Proof 10:30 / What the Sell? 2 Let’s Stay Together > Kendra ? Beverly Hills Fabulous 11:00 / What Not to Wear

3 HawthoRNe L Deadliest Catch P Hunt for the Abominable Snowman U Challenge

WEDNESDAY APRIL 6, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / Hoarding: Buried Alive 0 Pawn Stars 4 NCIS L MythBusters P Egypt’s Lost Rival 8:00 _ ( The Middle ) America’s Next Top Model B Dog the Bounty Hunter 8:30 _ ( The Middle 9:00 & Are We There Yet? _ ( Modern Family ` Law & Order: SVU 0 American Justice 9:30 & Are We There Yet? 9:31 _ ( Mr. Sunshine 9:45 ∂ Water for Elephants: HBO First Look 10:00 _ ( Off the Map ` Law & Order: SVU 10:30 0 Glamour Belles ∂ The Ricky Gervais Show 11:00 B Billy the Exterminator P Gladiators: Back From the Dead U Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Vol. 23, No. 28 • March 31 – April 6, 2011

THURSDAY MARCH 31, 2011 12:00 8 Baseball Tonight [ The Morning Line 1:00 8 MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at New York Yankees. (Subject to Blackout) ; English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Bolton. M MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at New York Yankees. 3:00 ; The Great Ride 4:00 8 MLB Baseball Padres at Cardinals. ; The Fisherman’s Handbook M Tennis Sony Ericsson Open. 5:30 M Euroleague Basketball 7:00 M Tennis Sony Ericsson Open. 8:00 3 NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at San Antonio Spurs. 8 MLB Baseball Giants at Dodgers. ; Action Sports World Tour 9:00 M Soccer International Friendly: Germany vs. Australia. 10:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 10:30 3 NBA Basketball Mavericks at Lakers.

FRIDAY APRIL 1, 2011 12:00 8 Baseball Tonight ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Boston. 1:00 8 MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Philadelphia Phillies. M ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s First Semifinal. 2:00 = MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. 3:00 M Running 4:00 8 MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Texas Rangers. 5:30 F College Basketball Reese’s 6:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine (N) 7:00 M ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s Second Semifinal. 8:00 8 NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Atlanta Hawks. ∂ REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel 10:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine 10:30 8 NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Utah Jazz. M NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Utah Jazz. 11:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age

SATURDAY APRIL 2, 2011 12:25 PM M English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. 12:30 PM * ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Women’s Final. 9 Final Score N MuscleCar 1:00 = MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians. 2:00 8 High School Basketball Rise National Invitational: Teams Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

; MLS Soccer FC Dallas at Columbus Crew. 3:00 * Most Impressive Moments of March Madness (N) ` PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Third Round. 4:00 _ ( ESPN Sports Saturday (N) 4:30 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine 5:30 M NBA Action 6:00 * M College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: 7:00 8 Boxing 1990 World Heavyweight Title: Douglas vs. Tyson. 7:30 9 Equestrian World 8:00 ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Boston. = NBA Basketball Toronto Raptors at Chicago Bulls. 8:30 * M College Basketball NCAA Tournament, 10:00 ; Amazing Sports Stories 11:00 . Giants Access Blue

SUNDAY APRIL 3, 2011 12:30 PM _ ( NBA Countdown ` NHL Hockey Regional Coverage. 8 Baseball Tonight 1:00 _ ( NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at San Antonio Spurs. 8 PBA Bowling Dick Weber Playoffs: Regional Championship Round. ; Baseball’s Golden Age 2:00 & MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Texas Rangers. = MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. 2:30 8 Flag Football (N) 3:00 ` PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Final Round. 8 College Basketball 2011 State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. (Taped) 3:30 _ ( NBA Basketball Nuggets atLakers. 4:30 * High School Basketball National Slam Dunk and 3-Point Championships. (Taped) 5:00 ; Ball Up Streetball (N) M ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s Final. 6:00 ; Action Sports World Tour 6:30 8 NCAA Women’s Final Four Special 7:00 8 Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: 8:00 M MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers. 9:00 8 Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: 10:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 11:30 ` Mike’d Up: The Francesa Sports Final

MONDAY APRIL 4, 2011 12:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories ; Ball Up Streetball

2:00 ; English Premier League Soccer 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report 3:30 8 College Football Live 5:00 8 Around the Horn (N) M ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s Final. 7:00 8 MLB Baseball 8:00 4 WWE 2011 Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (N) ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Boston. 9:00 * M College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Final: 10:30 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 11:05 4 WWE Tough Enough

TUESDAY APRIL 5, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter 1:00 M Argentine Soccer 2:00 ; UEFA Champions League Pregame 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report M College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. 3:30 8 College Football Live 5:30 M Running World’s Best 10k. 6:30 M Italian Serie A Highlight 7:30 8 NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship Special 8:00 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: 8:30 9:00 M Poker Full Tilt: Latin Million Challenge 1. 10:00 M Poker Full Tilt: Poker After Dark 1. 10:30 ; The Final Score

WEDNESDAY APRIL 6, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter 12:30 ; Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing 1:00 ; In Fisherman Critical Concepts M Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Final 1:30 ; In-Fisherman Specials 1:45 ; The Dan Patrick Show (N) 2:55 M Golf 2011 Masters Par 3 Contest. 3:00 8 Golf 2011 Masters Par 3 Contest. 6:00 8 Jack Is Back: The ’86 Masters - Then and Now (N) ; Baseball’s Golden Age 6:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories 7:00 ∂ REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel 8:00 8 NBA Basketball Bucks at Heat. M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Semifinal, 2nd Leg: 9:00 N The Ultimate Fighter (N) 10:30 8 NBA Basketball Lakers at Warriors