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YOUR FREE GUIDE TO OUR ISLANDS’ HAPPENINGS April 7 – 13, 2011 Vol. 23, No. 29 www.limin-times.com

Now in its 23rd Year!

Youth Explosion Kicks Off This Weekend Also this week: Easter Hoop & Basketball Showcase • Cedar’s 17th Annual Gala • VG Prince & Princess

Pure Lyfe out of Antigua

This Week’s Feature Story

Youth Rising – No Compromising End at 3.30pm. DJ Gospel Explosion then gets underway at the Festival grounds following the motorcade.

On Friday, 8th April, the Destiny Youth Conference begins at 6.00pm at the Sir Rupert Briercliffe Hall with guest speaker, William T. Hoston from Houston, Texas; Pastor and Sister Hoyte and other local speakers and performances from BVI and Antigua. Both adults and children are invited to this event, which was such an outstanding success last year that organizers have had to move to a bigger venue. Registration is just $15 and includes a free ticket to Saturday’s Grand Concert.

The concert will take place at the Festival Grounds on Saturday at 7.00pm with Pure Lyfe, Men of Standard in Christ, Chainbreakers and other guest performers. For an enjoyable end to this dynamic week, a trip to Anegada has been planned for Tuesday, April 12th for adults and children at $25 per person for a round-trip ticket.

If you would like to sponsor the event, volunteer or for more information, please contact Theresa Felix on 542-8081. — Jan Critchley

Going off with a bang – that’s this year’s Youth Explosion 2011, which is staging a wide variety of events from April 7th to April 12th under the theme “Youth Rising – No Compromising; taking responsibility to get to your destiny.” Youth Explosion is about empowering young people to believe in themselves and make sound life decisions. It is also non-denominational and involves everyone.

An essay competition has been running as part of this years’ event with the theme: “we believe one positive word in the right direction at the right time can make a difference.” The winners of the competition will travel with other young people from Youth Explosion to Washington DC to participate in the “Million Youth Peace March.”

The week of events opens with a Children’s Fun Day at the Noel Lloyd Park from 10am to 3pm on April 7th.

There will be all kinds of fun games for the kids to enjoy - face painting, bounce-about, an obstacle course and lots more. Following this, on the same day is the Motorcade and Youth Rally that will start simultaneously from East End and West

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By Claudia Colli

Camping at Home I’ve never been much of a camper. One of the few times I’ve been persuaded to go camping with my family, I insisted that we take a mattress along in the rental car’s trunk and that the campground had showers and a canteen. Nonetheless, it was a genuine deep woods experience with a campfire and a park ranger giving a talk under the stars. I saw a black bear and deer, and hiked multiple trails through the blissful scenery of Virginia’s Shenandoah Valley. In all, it was wonderful, even if I did miss the comforts of home.

So when we decided to clean out and reseal our cistern last week, the thought of being without water for a week was, “OK, I’ve gone camping, how hard can it be?” We gathered dozens of plastic bins and other receptacles for storing water and the problem of how to take a warm shower was solved when a friend suggested buying a solar boat shower. I got mine from a local chandlery, a five gallon black plastic bag with a short hose and nozzle attached, along with a handle for hanging it on to the mast – or in my case a hook in the bathroom shower.

It turned out that “D-Day” fell on my birthday, not the merriest way to start my next year of life. So I conveniently arranged to cele-

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brate the day with a shopping trip on St. John with friends, while my husband stayed back and did the dirty work with some able bodied helpers. I started the morning by filling my large collection of plastic containers with water, because when I got back home, much of modern life as I knew it – automatic flushing toilets, free flowing showers and my dishwasher – would be things of the past.

It would be camping alright, but at least I would be able to sleep in my own bed and cook on my own stove. Or, so I thought. As it turned out the gas bottle connection had sprung a leak – and there was no cooking gas that evening. The choice was a campfire in the backyard, or eating out . . . . and as tempting as it was to cook hotdogs over an open flame, I naturally chose eating out. Next time I’ll leave camping to the girlscouts.

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The Fighter

By Jane Bakewell

Boxing films are a great venue for “under dog” stories, as many saw in the film Rocky. Who hasn’t imitated Sylvester Stallone and run up stairs humming a victory song? In director David O. Russell’s take on a true life boxing hero from the blue collar streets of Lowell, Mass, we see a more convoluted story in Micky Ward (Marc Wahlberg). That is because although Mickey turns out to be the boxing legend, his half-brother Cast & Credits Dicky (Oscar performance by Christian Bale) seems to hog the spotlight due to his attention grabbing personality fueled in Mark Wahlberg - Micky Ward part by a history of drug use.

Christian Bale - Dicky Eklund The film opens with an HBO crew following Dicky around for a documentary he thinks is about his comeback to the box- Amy Adams - Charlena Fleming ing world. He still milks his one time claim to fame with a con- Melissa Leo - Alice Ward tested knock down of Sugar Ray Leonard. The filmmakers have made it clear the focus is really about drug addiction but Nicky’s delusions keep him in a fog. Problems for both brothers stem from their highly dysfunctional family, who appear like flies stuck in a web spun by Alice (Melissa Leo –the film’s second Oscar performance), the controlling matriarch of the seven sisters and two bread-winning fighters.

The chain-smoking mother wields power because she manages their boxing careers with a tight fist.

All of this changes when Dicky heads to the “slammer” caught for drug use and Micky gets set up as a welter weight fighting in a match with a guy 20 pounds heavier and gets pummeled. Micky’s new tough talking girlfriend Charlene (Amy Adams) takes the reigns from mom and all “hell breaks loose.” Less of a hero story, this is the backdrop for great performances by two gritty actors.

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Your personal E-therapist is in the house!

Tricked Into Quitting Drinking and let the doctor know that you have recently made a lifestyle change and perhaps he can recommend some vitamins or something to help you to feel better.

You might also want to consider joining a support group like AA where there are others who understand what you are going through, have been there before and will be able to offer empathetic support.

I think you should thank your wife for her encouragement and putting up with your mood swings and complaining. Your family needs you alive and healthy, not just for now, but for always.

Dear Koren, I am a 45 year old man and everyone made me believe that if I stopped using alcohol, life would be so much better. I am feeling very miserable and have bad cravings. Before I would stay out on weekends with the boys, but now I am home and my wife is complaining that I am grumpy. I haven’t seen one benefit to stopping. Now I’m starting to think this is just my wife’s attempt to control me and not for my own good as she used to say.

–Tricked

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Dear Tricked, I don’t think you were tricked at all. I think that if someone truly loves you, they will encourage you to make healthy choices. Also, when we make a life-changing decision, all of the benefits are not seen or felt immediately, but just knowing that you did the right thing, should give you a sense of satisfaction.

The excessive use of anything is unhealthy and many studies have shown that alcohol causes liver damage, affects your pancreas, increases your risk of cancer and stroke and affects your brain, causing impaired judgment and reasoning and aggressive behavior in some persons.

If you have kids, how do you think they feel to see Daddy coming home intoxicated, shouting at them unnecessarily or being mean to mom because he is drunk?

You have made the right decision, even though it does not feel that way right now. Find other interesting things to do with that weekend drinking time to avoid boredom – do family activities, play or watch sports, take your wife out for a drive, join a club, something.

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events

Cedar’s 17th Annual Gala

US, scouting to offer basketball scholarships.

For more information, contact Steve Parillon on 544-0480 or for Virgin Gorda enquiries contact Gloria George on 441-8859.

Have auction fun and celebrate the year’s biggest fundraising event on Saturday, April 9th at The Moorings where the Roaring 20s is the lively theme. The auction, live jazz, dinner and dancing are all on the cards for this special night, so kick up your kitten heels and swing your pearls and make sure you dig deep for that special auction item! Tickets are selling fast, so get yours today!

Get on Your Bike and Ride Calling all Junior riders! The BVI Cycling Federation is hosting its Slaney/Sea Cows Bay Juniors Only Criterium this Sunday, April 10th.

The race will start at 3pm sharp with registration at 2:45pm. Racers will begin in Slaney and head towards Sea Cows Bay before turning back to Prospect Reef. For more information contact President Darel Christopher Sr. on 4944505 or 543-1526.

Easter Hoop & Basketball

Bring Along Your Blooms Pick your best blooms and bring them along to the next meeting of the BVI Hibiscus Society, 3pm on Sunday, April 10th at the Botanic Gardens.

There will be a speaker at the meeting talking about the varying soils of the BVI and how they can be improved for better gardening results and a mini-flower show where you can show your hibiscus growing talents!

Budding basketball players, don’t miss this opportunity to shoot hoops and the chance to earn college scholarships at the 1st Annual Easter Hoop and Basketball Showcase Camp from April 7th to April 15th. The camp is open to 5 to 18 year olds and will be held from 9am to noon at the Multipurpose Sports Centre complex and on 7th, 8th, 11th and 12th from 1pm to 3pm at The Valley Basket Ball Court, VG. The finale, involving all participants, is a two-day showcase with players from the USVI and BVI aged 17 to 21 displaying their talents before guest coaches from the

Prince and Princess Show The BVI’s own “Royal” event gets this year’s Virgin Gorda Easter Festival off to a charming start at 3pm on Sunday, April 10th where six young people will take centre stage for the Prince and Princess show, all in preparation for the Easter festivities to follow.

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live music • events • concer

THURSDAY - April 7

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

ROAD TOWN

SCRUB ISLAND — Live Music from 6-10pm

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm.

2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm.

THE PUB — Prime Rib Night.

SATURDAY - April 9

MULTI-PURPOSE SPORTS COMPLEX & THE VALLEY BASKETBALL COURT — Easter Hoop & Basketball Showcase April 7 thru 15

ROAD TOWN U.P’S CINEMA — Music By DJ Dre, Turbo, PaidFa & Woodis VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band and BBQ from 7 to 10pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

MOORINGS – Cedar’s 17th Annual Gala

CANE GARDEN BAY

CANE GARDEN BAY

MYETT’S — Live Music by Uprising Band

MYETT’S — Live Music by Candyman

FRIDAY - April 8 ROAD TOWN VIRGIN QUEEN — Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

THE PUB — Easy Listening with “Da Atis” from 6pm VILLAGE CAY — Sushi Night.

PEG LEG’S — TGIF Party.

U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJ Millennium King & TGIF Party.

EAST END BRANDYWINE BAY — Tapas by the Bay from 6 – 9pm

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Muisc by Awesome Crew & Karry Your Key Karaoke

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WEST END JOLLY ROGER —Caribbean Jerk Prime Rib

SUNDAY - April 10 ROAD TOWN VILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the Last Virgin from 11am to 3pm.

PROSPECT REEF — Get On Your Bike & Ride from 3pm BOTANIC GARDENS — Hibiscus Society Bring Along Your Blooms from 3pm U.P’S CINEMA — Latin Sundays with DJ Fuggi

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Caave

EAST END LOOSE MONGOOSE — Beach BBQ with live music. 6:30-9:30pm.

rts • parties • sports • movies and more

WEST END

WEST END

BOMBA SHACK — DJ Remadie.

SEBASTIAN’S — Candyman live from 7pm.

JOLLY ROGER — Happy Hour from 4pm, Cracked Conch Special

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

EAST END

PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

TRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ — Ladies Night - 2 for 1 drinks!

BATH & TURTLE Rendezvous Bar (VG) — Live Music by Leon & the Hot Shots PRINCE & PRINCESS SHOW — Kicks off VG Festival at 3pm

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

MONDAY - April 11 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy hour from 5-7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Candyman at Happy Hour

OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Live Music from 6-10pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

TUESDAY - April 12 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone CHEZ BAMBOO (VG)— Live Music by Morris Mark

MYETT’S — Live Music by Briann Neale

Upcoming

WEDNESDAY - April 13

Events:

ROAD TOWN

The Glass Studio Grand Opening & Famliy Fun Day — April 23

PUSSERS — Martini Night. 6pm. Daily happy hour from 4 - 7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7 to 10pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

EAST END PUSSER’S EAST — Happy Hour 4 - 7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAY

Island Surf & Sail Surf Classic Contest — April 23-25 Hudson & the HooDoo Cats @ JR — April 29 & 30

MYETT’S — Music by High Definition Band

VG & OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone BATH & TURTLE Rendezvous Bar (VG)

CANE GARDEN BAY

Hudson & the HooDoo Cats at JR — April 29 & 30

— Caribbean Buffet and Profile Band

Steppin Out — May 13, 14, 15 Jazz on the Hill — May 13, 14 4th Annual Black & White Thang @ Quitos — May 21 HLSCC Summer concert — May 28 BVI Music Fest — May 27 - 29 Vol. 23, No. 29 • April 7 – 13, 2011

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THURSDAY APRIL 7, 2011

12:00 ? ››‡ “Adventures in Babysitting” (1987) Elisabeth Shue, Maia Brewton. To help a friend, a suburban baby sitter drives into downtown Chicago with her two charges and a neighbor.

6:00 J ›› “In the Name of the People” (2000) Scott Bakula, Richard Thomas. A man on death row for the murder of a teenage girl desperately tries to make sure his own daughter has a home after his death.

6:15 Ω ››› “Bad Company” (1972) Jeff Bridges. A young man evading the Civil War encounters a conniving drifter and his lawless gang after venturing into the West.

6:30 ª ››› “Undercover Brother” (2002) Eddie Griffin, Chris Kattan. A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators.

7:20 ∫ ››› “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” (2009) Voices of Bill Hader, Anna Faris. Animated. When hard times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor constructs a device that turns water into delicious food.

8:00 2 ››› “American Gangster” (2007) Denzel Washington. A Harlem mobster combines ingenuity and strict business codes to dominate organized crime, while a veteran cop searches for a way to bring him down.

9:45 Ω ››‡ “The Limey” (1999) Terence Stamp, Peter Fonda. An ex-con investigates his daughter’s death, which leads him to an older man with whom she had an affair.

10:00 J ›› “What Color Is Love?” (2009) Jennifer Finnigan, Doug Savant. A woman’s affair with a married basketball player results in a custody battle over their son.

11:15 Ω ››› “The Game” (1997) Michael Douglas, Sean Penn. A control freak’s disreputable brother introduces him to a mysterious game that invades his ordered existence.

11:50 º ››› “Mad Max” (1979) Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel.

In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust.

FRIDAY APRIL 8, 2011 6:10 ª ›››‡ “Get Shorty” (1995) John Travolta, Gene Hackman. A film-loving loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to become a Hollywood mogul.

6:20 º ››‡ “The Men Who Stare at Goats” (2009) George Clooney. A struggling reporter gets the scoop of a lifetime when he meets a soldier who claims to be part of a paranormal military unit that has been reactivated for duty in Iraq.

8:00 4 ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) Harrison Ford. Globe-trotting archaeologist Indiana Jones races the Nazis for possession of a legendary religious artifact.

8:15 π ››› “Dick Tracy” (1990) Warren Beatty, Madonna.

The comic-strip detective woos Tess Trueheart, dodges Breathless Mahoney and chases nicknamed crooks.

9:00 & ›› “The Wedding Planner” (2001) Matthew McConaughey. A lonely organizer falls for an engaged pediatrician while coordinating his wedding and reception.

10:33 4 ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles. Jason Bourne continues his international quest to uncover his true identity while staying one step ahead of those who want to kill him.

12:15 Ω ››› “An American Rhapsody” (2001) Nastassja Kinski, Scarlett Johansson. After fleeing Communist Hungary in the 1950s, a couple reunites with their daughter after years of separation.

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THURSDAY APRIL 7, 2011 7:00 / Police Women of Broward County 0 Pawn Stars 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit B The First 48 L Out of the Wild: Venezuela N Gangland P Ben Franklin’s Pirate Fleet 8:00 _ ( Wipeout ) The Vampire Diaries * The Big Bang Theory ` Community 8:30 ` Perfect Couples 8:31 * Rules of Engagement 9:00 _ ( Grey’s Anatomy / Police Women of Broward County D Apocalypse 2012 9:15 ∂ Hop: HBO First Look 9:30 ` Parks and Recreation 10:00 * The Mentalist ` 30 Rock 10:01 _ ( Private Practice 10:30 ` Outsourced / Unleashed: K9 Broward County 11:00 Deadliest Catch U Chopped

FRIDAY APRIL 8, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / Say Yes to the Dress

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0 Pawn Stars 4 NCIS L Hogs Gone Wild P Man vs. Volcano U Iron Chef America 7:30 ∂ The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway 8:00 _ ( Shark Tank * Chaos ` Who Do You Think You Are? 8:30 2 Let’s Stay Together 9:00 ) Supernatural ` Dateline NBC 6 From the Edge With Peter Lik P Lost Land of the Tiger ∂ The Ricky Gervais Show 9:30 ∂ Eastbound & Down 10:00 _ ( 20/20 * Blue Bloods , Inspector Morse 10:30 U The Best Thing I Ever Ate 11:00 6 Tornado Road B Breakout Kings

SATURDAY APRIL 9, 2011 7:00 / 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 4 NCIS P Finding Jack the Ripper U Throwdown With Bobby Flay 8:00 * The Mentalist ` Harry’s Law P Eating With Cannibals

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U Chopped 8:30 , Second Opinion M English Premier League World 9:00 * Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior ` Law & Order: Los Angeles 9:30 United States of Tara 10:00 / Let’s Talk About Sex ∂ Colin Quinn Long Story Short 11:00 0 Coming Home > The Soup B Breakout Kings P Eating With Cannibals U Iron Chef America

SUNDAY APRIL 10, 2011 7:00 _ ( America’s Funniest Home Videos * 60 Minutes ` Dateline NBC / Sister Wives ? 40 Funniest Fails P Alaska Wing Men 8:00 _ ( Secret Millionaire * The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business ` America’s Next Great Restaurant 2 The Family Crews U Challenge ∂ True Blood 9:00 _ ( Brothers & Sisters * Undercover Boss

SATURDAY APRIL 9, 2011

10:00 J ››› “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” (1992) Annabella Sciorra, Rebecca De Mornay. To carry out her plan of revenge, an unhinged woman charms a Seattle couple into hiring her as a nanny.

11:00 º ››‡ “Reign of Fire” (2002) Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey. A hotshot American and a firefighter unite to fight a horde of dragons in post-apocalyptic London.

12:45 º ›› “Street Fighter” (1994) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia. Commandos and their leader raid a psychotic warlord’s hideout to rescue 63 hostages.

6:00 1 ››› “Hairspray” (2007) John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky. In 1960s Baltimore a plump teen becomes an overnight celebrity after she wins a spot on a local dance program called “The Corny Collins Show.”

7:20 Z ››› “Tora! Tora! Tora!” (1970) Martin Balsam, Soh Yamamura. The history of the Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor is re-created from U.S. and Japanese viewpoints.

8:30 1 ››› “Grease” (1978) John Travolta, Olivia NewtonJohn. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school.

9:00 N ›››› “Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back” (1980) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Yoda teaches Luke Skywalker to be a Jedi knight, and Han Solo woos Princess Leia, as Darth Vader returns to threaten the rebel forces trying to save the galaxy.

10:05 º ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton.

Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains.

12:00 N ›››‡ “Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi” (1983) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Luke Skywalker, now an experienced Jedi knight, tries to discover Darth Vader’s identity.

12:01 B ››› “True Lies” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. A Washington wife discovers her computersalesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists.

TUESDAY APRIL 12, 2011 6:00 J “Forbidden Secrets” (2005) Kristy Swanson, David Keeley. Strange events plague a woman after she moves back to her childhood home.

6:05 º ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper.

6:25 ª ›› “Death at a Funeral” (2010) Keith David, Loretta Devine. Sibling rivalry, family secrets and a mysterious stranger threaten to blow the lid off the coffin when a man tries to give his late father a proper memorial.

9:45 º ›››‡ “Get Shorty” (1995) John Travolta, Gene Hackman. A film-loving loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to become a Hollywood mogul.

10:00 ? ››‡ “ATL” (2006) Tip Harris, Lauren London. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink.

11:00 Ω ›› “Replicant” (2001) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Rooker. An obsessed cop teams with the clone of a serial killer in order to catch the madman.

12:40 ∫ ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus. In a Southern beach town, a man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter through their shared love of music.

1:00 ∂ ›››‡ “Last Orders” (2001) Michael Caine. Friends of a London butcher gather after his death to fulfill his wish that they take a road trip to bring his ashes to the sea.

SUNDAY APRIL 10, 2011 6:00 & ››‡ “Yes Man” (2008) Jim Carrey. After attending a self-help seminar, a negative-thinking man brings about an amazing change in his life by saying yes to everything.

7:00 N ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin.

7:45 Z ››› “What’s Love Got to Do With It” (1993) Angela Bassett, Laurence Fishburne. Anna Mae Bullock meets singer/songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show business under the stage name Tina.

8:00 & ››‡ “Meet the Fockers” Robert De Niro. A man fears the worst when he accompanies his fiancee’s uptight father and mother to meet his free-spirited mom and dad.

9:00 3 ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. Premiere. A veterinarian tries to make a woman who has short-term memory loss fall in love with him.

10:00 Z ››› “Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life” (1983) Graham Chapman, John Cleese. The British troupe’s sketches include gluttony, birth control and total insignificance.

11:00 N ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin.

12:42 & ››› “Spanglish” (2004) Adam Sandler, Téa Leoni.

A single mother becomes a housekeeper for a laid-back chef and his neurotic wife.

WEDNESDAY APRIL 13, 2011 6:00 ? ››‡ “Spaceballs” (1987) Mel Brooks, John Candy.

Premiere. President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf.

6:05 Z ›››› “Bonnie and Clyde” (1967) Warren Beatty.

Acclaimed account of the gun-toting bank robbers and the trail of terror they blazed through the Southwest in the ’30s.

7:12 ∫ ›››‡ “Gangs of New York” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father.

8:00 π ››› “Running Scared” (1986) Gregory Hines, Billy Crystal. Two cool Chicago undercover officers try to put a drug lord permanently out of business.

9:00 1 ›› “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” (2008) Piper Perabo, Jamie Lee Curtis. A pampered pooch from Beverly Hills must rely on help from scrappy Mexican street dogs after she is accidentally separated from her caretaker.

10:00 J ›› “I Do (But I Don’t)” (2004) Denise Richards, Dean Cain. A wedding planner falls for the sexy firefighter she believes is the groom of a difficult client.

11:00 ∫ ››‡ “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson. Blade forms an alliance with a band of hardened enemies in order to battle powerful vampires.

11:30 Ω ››› “The Brotherhood” (1968) Kirk Douglas, Alex Cord. A longtime mobster’s stubborn adherence to the old ways puts him in conflict with his ambitious younger brother.

12:00 J ››‡ “Double Wedding” (2010) Tia Mowry, Tamera Mowry. Complications arise when twin sisters unknowingly date the same man.

MONDAY APRIL 11, 2011 6:15 Z ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T. Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-boxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang.

7:20 ∫ ›››‡ “Up” (2009) Voices of Ed Asner, Christopher Plummer. Animated. A 78-year-old balloon salesman ties thousands of balloons to his house and flies to South America, but discovers too late a young stowaway aboard.

8:00 º ›››‡ “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord.

9:00 N ››› “Executive Decision” (1996) Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas.

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` The Celebrity Apprentice 9:30 ∏ United States of Tara 10:00 / Strange Sex 0 Coming Home > Khloe and Lamar 10:30 / Strange Sex 2 Let’s Stay Together > The Dance Scene 11:00 3 Leverage > After Lately ? Wedding Wars U Cupcake Wars

MONDAY APRIL 11, 2011

TUESDAY APRIL 12, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men 0 Pawn Stars 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit B The First 48 U Iron Chef America 8:00 ) One Tree Hill / What Not to Wear 2 Let’s Stay Together P The Real Abraham Lincoln 9:00 _ ( Dancing With the Stars ) Hellcats * NCIS: Los Angeles , Nova scienceNOW U Cupcake Wars 9:30 0 Playdates 10:00 * The Good Wife ` Parenthood 10:01 _ ( Body of Proof 10:30 / What the Sell?

2 Toya: A Family Affair 11:00 N Three Sheets P The Real Abraham Lincoln U Challenge

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SPORTS beat

By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

Sitting in the Chair Around $3 million was dumped into the BVI economy last week during the 40th Anniversary BVI Spring Regatta and Sailing Festival, which attracted 122 entries from around the globe, where Racing A Class was won by Dutchman Willem Wester.

Sunday’s first race from Nanny Cay and looping around Salt Island was the only race the Dutchmen lost on their inaugural Virgin Islands tour, which began with perfection during St. Thomas’ Rolex Regatta, then continued with last Tuesday’s Bitter End Cup followed by the Nanny Cay Cup on Thursday, before sealing the BVI Spring Regatta crown.

For three days, I had the privilege of sailing with Regatta Chairman Bob Phillips around the various courses, taking photos and doing live reports for ZROD 103.7 FM. “Tell me what you want and I’ll do it,” Bob said to those of us from the media including a film crew. “Just let me know.” I’d sailed with Bob before and knew what to expect—an up close, personal and intimate encounter with the action. Bob’s extensive knowledge of the courses, boats, and positioning to get great photos is unparalleled in the 15 years that I’ve covered the colorful spectacle on the water.

He, however, brings a unique background to the event as an international race officer—an advantage only a few have when they are also the Chairman. Bob took up the task when Peter Haycraft who had been on the helm for 25 years relinquished the post. Co-incidentally, this was also Haycraft’s 40th time racing in the regatta that began with 25 boats.

Haycraft said Bob had been on the committee more than five years before he gave up the

BVISpri ng Regatta Chai rm an Bob Phi l l i ps

post and knew Bob was the perfect man for the job. “He has given it the expertise that I couldn’t give it and the professionalism,” Haycraft noted. “Maybe I could have done it, but not in the same way as Bob, and not as successfullythat is the main difference.”

Bob is a statistical data bank. He knows every boat, class and captain or owner and newbie. Media personnel profited from his extensive experience as he rattled off statistic after statistic with a passion.

He described the 40-year old event as evolving. On Sunday for example, the sailors thought they had sailed too far to get to Cooper Island and asked organizers if they could do something different. As they are always looking for ways to improve the sailor friendly event, they made the accommodation and the boats were started just off Nanny Cay. “I have the cell phone numbers for the top sailors out there, talking to them frequently, ‘hey guys, what can we do to make this a better event,’” he stated. “Peter Holmberg comes up to me every night and says ‘Bob, this was great, that was great, geez, can we work on this or can we change this or that’ and starting the big boats off Nanny Cay on Sunday morning was the result. We know what competitors want and we’re very quick to react to it.”

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Vol. 23, No. 29 • April 7 – 13, 2011

THURSDAY APRIL 7, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter 1:00 ; Ball Up Streetball M NBA Basketball Milwaukee Bucks at Miami Heat. (Taped) 1:45 9 Sport Today 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show 2:55 M 2011 Masters Tournament First Round.

3:00 8 2011 Masters Tournament First Round.

4:00 ; The Fisherman’s Handbook 6:00 ; The Game 365 7:30 M SportsCenter Special 8:00 3 NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Chicago Bulls.

8 2011 Masters Tournament First Round. ; Ball Up Streetball M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Semifinal, 2nd Leg: Teams 9:00 ; Action Sports World Tour 10:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 10:30 3 NBA Basketball Portland Trail Blazers at Utah Jazz. ; The Final Score 11:00 ; Table Tennis World Championships of Ping Pong. (Taped) 11:35 * 2011 Masters Tournament Highlights (N)

FRIDAY APRIL 8, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Boston.

1:00 M Women’s College Gymnastics SEC Championship. (Taped) 1:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories 1:45 9 Sport Today 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show (N) 2:55 M 2011 Masters Tournament Second Round.

4:00 ; Ball Up Streetball 5:00 ; Action Sports World Tour [ Racing Coast to Coast 6:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine (N) 7:00 ; Ball Up Streetball 8:00 8 2011 Masters Tournament Second Round. ; Boxing Marcos Jimenez vs. Diego Magdaleno. (Taped) M NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Oklahoma City Thunder.

8:30 9 Extra Time 10:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine [ The Quarters 10:30 ; The Final Score 11:00 ∏ Boxing Marcus Johnson vs.

Dyah Davis. (iTV) 11:35 * 2011 Masters Tournament Highlights (N)

SATURDAY APRIL 9, 2011 12:00 8 College Lacrosse North Carolina at Virginia.

12:25 PM M English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

1:00 ; MLS Soccer Colorado Rapids at FC Dallas. (Taped) 2:00 * Harbor Shores Champions for Change (N) 8 Year of the Quarterback 2:30 * Phil at Augusta (N) M Masters Films 3:00 8 College Football Live 3:25 M 2011 Masters Tournament Third Round.

4:00 _ ( ESPN Sports Saturday (N) ; Table Tennis World Championships of Ping Pong. = MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox. 5:00 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Inter Milan vs.

Schalke.

7:00 8 College Hockey NCAA 7:30 9 Equestrian World ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Real Madrid vs. Tottenham Hotspur.

M Yes Sir: Jack Nicklaus and The ’86 Masters 9:00 M Boxing Friday Night Fights.

10:00 8 Baseball Tonight ; Basketball Nike Hoop Summit.

11:00 . Giants Access Blue

SUNDAY APRIL 10, 2011 12:00 * Motorcycle Racing Monster Energy AMA Supercross FIM World Championship. (Taped) ; Action Sports World Tour 12:30 PM _ ( NBA Countdown ` NHL Hockey Regional Coverage.

8 Baseball Tonight N MuscleCar (N) 1:00 _ ( NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Orlando Magic.

1:30 & MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Atlanta Braves.

1:55 M 2011 Masters Tournament 2:00 = MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers.

2:30 8 College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship.

3:00 ` Bull Riding PBR Tour.

3:30 _ ( NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Miami Heat.

4:30 ` Auto Racing Ford F150 Heat T 8 2011 All-Star Football Challenge 4:45 = Tenth Inning 5:00 ; Ball Up Streetball (N) 6:00 ; Action Sports World Tour 8:00 8 MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. M MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. 10:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 11:30 ` Mike’d Up: The Francesa

MONDAY APRIL 11, 2011 12:00 4 WWE Tough Enough ; Baseball’s Golden Age 12:30 PM ; Amazing Sports Stories 1:00 ; Ball Up Streetball M Argentine Soccer Teams TBA. 2:00 8 SportsCenter

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; English Premier League Soccer 3:00 8 2011 WNBA Draft M Mexican Soccer Cruz Azul vs.

Monarcas.

4:00 8 NFL Live ; LOKAR Car Show 5:00 8 Around the Horn (N) M ATP Tennis Monte Carlo Rolex Masters, Early Round.

5:30 8 Pardon the Interruption (N) 6:30 M FEI Equestrian World Magazine (N) 7:00 8 MLB Baseball Teams TBA. 8:00 4 WWE Tough Enough (N) ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Boston. (Taped) 9:00 4 WWE Monday Night RAW

TUESDAY APRIL 12, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter ; Table Tennis World Championships of Ping Pong.

1:00 M Argentine Soccer Teams TBA. 2:30 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report 3:30 8 College Football Live 5:00 M ATP Tennis Monte Carlo Rolex Masters, Early Round.

5:30 8 Pardon the Interruption (N) 6:30 M Italian Serie A Highlight Show 7:00 . MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees.

8:00 3 NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at New York Knicks.

9:00 M Triathlon Ironman Cozumel.

10:30 3 NBA Basketball Spurs at Lakers.

11:00 ; The Great Ride (N)

WEDNESDAY APRIL 13, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter 12:30 PM ; Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing 1:00 ; In Fisherman Critical Concepts M English Premier League Soccer 1:30 ; In-Fisherman Specials 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report M English Premier League Soccer 3:30 8 College Football Live 4:30 8 Jim Rome Is Burning 5:00 M ATP Tennis Monte Carlo Rolex Masters, Early Round.

6:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 7:00 ; Action Sports World Tour 7:30 8 NBA Countdown 8:00 8 NBA Basketball Atlanta Hawks at Charlotte Bobcats = MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Houston Astros.

9:00 M ATP Tennis Monte Carlo Rolex Masters, Early Round. ∏ Inside NASCAR (iTV) (N) 10:00 ; Amazing Sports Stories 10:30 8 NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Los Angeles Clippers.

M NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Phoenix Suns.

11:00 ∏ Inside NASCAR (iTV)