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YOUR FREE GUIDE TO OUR ISLANDS’ HAPPENINGS April 21 – May 4, 2011 Vol. 23, No. 31-32 www.limin-times.com

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Happy Easter EASTER FESTIVAL, ROYAL WEDDING PARTIES, GREEN VI FUN DAY & MORE!

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Celebrate In Style - The Royal Wedding haps those with a sense of the bizarre, could own their very own Kate and William masks!

Last but not least are the photobooths in the UK where you can become Kate in a flash and be superimposed into the photograph that was taken with William when the couple announced their engagement!

So get up early or stay up late and watch this historic event. It has it all – the young and attractive royal couple, the pomp and circumstance, the gleaming cavalry, horse-drawn carriages and the majesty of Westminster Abbey and Buckingham Palace. All good stuff and what better excuse to drink champagne at 7am, but the big question is still: will we say, “Yes to the Dress!”

– Jan Critchley

Even if you have lived on a rock for the past year, you could not have missed the fact that one of the biggest matrimonial events in history is about to take place. It is, of course the Royal Wedding, the long awaited nuptials between Prince William and Catherine Middleton that will take place at 11am GMT (6am AST) on Friday, 29th April 2011. The ceremony will begin at Westminster Abbey with an estimated two billion people watching worldwide – a record number of viewers ever. The BBC is the channel to watch with the run up to the wedding being aired from 4am (AST).

Here in the BVI many parties are taking place to mark the occasion. Tico is even running a competition named, “May the Best Host Win” where you post your best party photo when it is in full flow, together with bottles of fizz from Tico. Post the photo on Tico’s Facebook site and you could win four cases of champagne!

Manufacturers of Royal Wedding memorabilia must be rubbing their hands together in glee as there are now hundreds of “commemorative” items for sale. For some there are the traditional mugs and tea-towels and others, per-

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Vol. 23, No. 31-32 • April 21 – May 4, 2011

By Keith Semple

The Right Side Driving on the roads of the British Virgin Islands have left me somewhat confused and with a few question. I’ve lived in and visited countries where people drive on the left side of the road in predominantly right hand drive vehicles. I’ve also visited the USA and Canada where the opposite applies – left hand drive vehicles being driven on the right side of the road. I had never experienced, however, anywhere that uses mainly left hand drive vehicles on the left side of the road. That was, until I came to the BVI. I couldn’t quite get my head around it then and still can’t today, so when I was about to purchase a vehicle I went with what I thought was the right choice – a right hand drive vehicle. Lo and behold, suggestions to the contrary started coming my way as early as the day I went to get it licensed. Months later, a neighbor of mine was so intrigued that he asked for a drive in it so he could “get a feel of what it’s like to drive from the other side.” On another occasion, a friend of ours asked me to give him and his family a lift home. Upon entering the vehicle his teenage son promptly pointed out that, as the driver, I was sitting on the wrong

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side of the vehicle. A visit to a popular hardware store a few weeks later prompted a gentle scolding from a forklift operator who thought that the driver had abandoned the vehicle in his path even though I was sitting in it. He insisted that I was driving on the wrong side.

These experiences and a few more have led me to the conclusion that there are a number of people living here who have come to accept and believe that the current method of driving is correct. The fact that roughly 98% of vehicles on the road, including those of the government follow this trend does little to dispel this belief.

I wonder how many more common practices on our roads have become accepted over the years despite the obvious dangers they pose.

Turning without indicating, stopping anywhere and pulling out without checking mirrors or indicating, driving with a high beam at night? I wonder!

While the dangers of driving this way are but few I ask if, given the volume of left-hand drive vehicles in the country, which I’m sure is influenced by our proximity to the USA, the time has come to give some serious thought to driving on the right side of the road?

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By Claudia Colli

Morning Glory Morning Glory is a movie that is as bright and perky as its heroine, Becky Fuller (Rachel McAdams), an uber “Type A” producer for a morning television program. The program in question, Daybreak, is fourth in the ratings of the four network morning shows, and news department executive Jerry Barnes (Jeff Goldblum) hires her to boost the ratings – but with a deadline. If the show is not turned around in six months it will go off the air.

First on her list of improvements is to fire the current co-anchor, a prima donna of questionable character. In his place, she installs legendary newsman, Mike Pomeroy (Harrison Ford), who is nearing retirement and waiting out the end of his contract with the network as a consultant. Anchoring a morning show featuring glib weathermen, celebrities and performing pets is not why he had won countless Emmys and news accolades in his long and storied career, and his disdain for his new job is palpable. As the deadline nears Becky’s biggest problem remains the sullen and uncooperative Pomeroy, and in desperation she tries a number of risky gimmicks to boost the ratings.

Becky’s incessant energy level (sleep is an afterthought for this workaholic) grates on the laconic Pomeroy and is a detriment to her nascent love life. An affair with the hunky co-producer, Adam Bennett (Patrick Wilson) sputters in the face of network crises and a Blackberry she can’t shut off.

Diane Keaton plays Colleen, Pomeroy’s co-anchor. Bubbly and gung ho, she is the perfect foil to Ford’s pitch-perfect grumpiness. The pair shine in what could have been a shallow romantic comedy, and turn it into a most enjoyable romp through the television morning news world – and what happens when the end of one career is the beginning of another.

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Vol. 23, No. 31-32 • April 21 – May 4, 2011

SATURDAY APRIL 23, 2011

THURSDAY APRIL 21, 2011

6:15 ∂ ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,.

7:00 _ ( ›››‡ “The Ten Commandments” (1956) Charlton Heston. Moses leads an exodus from Egypt to the Promised Land, complete with parting of the Red Sea. 8:00 & ›››‡ “Shrek” (2001) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy.. In order to save his home, a monster with a donkey makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful princess.

9:00 1 ››› “Beetlejuice” (1988) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. A ghoul helps a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new owners of their beloved home. ? ››› “New Jack City” (1991) Wesley Snipes, Ice-T. Undercover officers and their boss target the king of a hightech New York crack syndicate, the CMB. 10:00 ª ›››‡ “District 9” (2009) Sharlto Copley. A field operative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mysterious virus that begins to change his DNA. º ››› “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996) Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin.

11:00 1 ››› “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” (2003) Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush. A swashbuckler must rescue a governor’s daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight.

12:00 ª ›› “All About the Benjamins” (2002) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. A bounty hunter and a con artist work together to retrieve a lottery ticket from a group of diamond thieves.

6:00 1 ››› “Remember the Titans” (2000) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971.

6:15 π ››› “Splice” (2009) Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley. An experiment goes horribly wrong when two scientists use human DNA to create a hybrid creature..

7:00 ∫ ››‡ “XXX” (2002) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. A government agent recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using biological and chemical weapons.

8:00 π ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill, Russell Brand. A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert.

9:30 º ››› “Father of the Bride” (1991) Steve Martin, Diane Keaton. A harried patriarch faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter’s wedding.

10:00 Z ›››› “Psycho” (1960) Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh. A woman on the run stops at a 12-cabin motel with showers, run by mother-fixated Norman Bates.

11:00 ∫ ››› “Zombieland” (2009) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles..

12:30 ∏ ›››‡ “Inglourious Basterds” (2009) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent. iTV. An Allied officer and his team of JewishAmerican soldiers join forces with a German actress and undercover agent to take down the leaders of the Third Reich.

1:00 2 ››‡ “Little Richard” (2000) Leon, Jenifer Lewis. The flamboyant musician experiences highs and lows through his music career, including confronting his father’s murderer. º ›‡ “Desperate Measures” (1997) Michael Keaton, Andy Garcia. To save his terminally ill son, a San Francisco policeman arranges for a sociopathic killer to donate bone marrow.

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6:00 Ω ››› “Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai” (1999) Forest Whitaker, John Tormey. When his boss turns against him, a hit man who lives like a samurai must fend for his life.

7:30 ∂ ›‡ “Jonah Hex” (2010) Josh Brolin, John Malkovich.

The Army hires a supernatural gunslinger to hunt down and stop a man who plans to unleash hell on Earth.

8:00 2 ›››‡ “Malcolm X” (1992) Denzel Washington, Angela Bassett. The civil-rights leader rises from criminal to crusader, undergoing a religious conversion while jailed.

9:30 º ››› “Hellboy” (2004) Ron Perlman, John Hurt. The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization investigate and destroy paranormal creatures.

10:00 ∏ ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. iTV. A newly hired ghostwriter exposes evidence that suggests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain.

11:05 & ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe. Peter Parker uses his superhuman powers to battle his archenemy, the Green Goblin.

12:20 ª ›››‡ “District 9” (2009) Sharlto Copley. A field operative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mysterious virus that begins to change his DNA. 12:00 3 ›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (2004) Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory. Survivors of a deadly virus must fight their way through Raccoon City’s legion of undead inhabitants. π “Lust at First Bite” (2010) Brandin Rackley, Frankie Cullen. Two pals find out the hard way that a strip club is a front for a bevy of beautiful vampires.

1:00 2 ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes.

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Vol. 23, No. 31-32 • April 21 – May 4, 2011

Green VI - Glass Studio Have a smashing time this Saturday, 23rd April at the grand opening of Green VI’s Glass Studio held at Myett’s. The day promises to be lots of fun for all the family and starts at 10am with the ribbon cutting ceremony followed by glass blowing demonstrations, an Easter egg hunt and lots more games with great prizes! The BBQ will be lit at noon and later, Brian Neale and Michael Bean will play live.

The Glass Studio is Green VI’s first environmental project, a not for profit organization.

Green VI Director Charlotte McDevitt said that “the Glass Studio is a demonstration project of how waste can become a resource, and currently three BV Islanders are being trained in the art of glass blowing.”

Charlotte added that Green VI has other projects in the pipeline such as researching a viable recycling system, seeking UNESCO

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funding for an environmental education strategy for the BVI and a clean energy campaign.

One of the innovative competitions to be judged at the event is called “Think Outside the Bin.” The aim is to make us all think “is there any other use for this?” before we relegate something to the garbage.

Currently glass for the studio is solely collected from Cane Garden Bay’s bars and restaurants and one of Green VI’s many new projects is to support research into how glass waste can be collected in mass and utilized in the islands.

So celebrate Earth Day, head for the opening of the Glass Studio, perhaps learn something new and most of all have some good green fun in Cane Garden Bay! – Jan Critchley

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Vol. 23, No. 31-32 • April 21 – May 4, 2011

Your personal E-therapist is in the house!

Morning Pleasure Not My Thing Dear Koren, When my husband and I were dating, most of our dates took place in the evenings. However, since we got married and are now living together, I am discovering he likes to enjoy intimacy in the mornings. I am a bit overweight and in the light of day, all my extra fat is exposed so I don’t enjoy that at all and he is complaining. How do we get around this so that we are both happy?

masks some of your extra weight, then go for it. Or you could buy heavy drapes for the bedroom, so that it blocks out some of the light and makes the room dimmer.

Either way, give yourself a boost by asking your hubby what he enjoys most about lovemaking with you and keep that foremost in your mind to feel desirable and enjoy yourself to the max.

–Newlywed Dear Newlywed, You are not putting your body in a display window on a busy shopping street; you are enjoying the freedom and pleasure of one man who loves you. The fact that your husband married you means that he wants to be with you. The fact that he is asking you regularly for sex, means that he finds you attractive.

Never forget that.

Nothing is wrong with you losing some weight for the sake of your health and your self-confidence, but don’t allow it to be a barrier to your pleasure; especially since the man is having a good time and that’s the farthest thing from his mind. Do you focus on his belly or any other of his physical “faults” when you are in the throes of passion? I doubt it.

Until you get more comfortable, if you want to wear a nice piece of lingerie that Send questions confidentially to askkoren@live.com and a response will be provided.

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events

BVI Motorsports Association’s Easter Saturday family extravaganza at VGYH pasture. This year’s show promises to be impressive and fun, with over 30 cars from overseas and 30 local vehicles registered so far. The vehicles will battle it out in 140 categories including best sound and best SUV and prizes include the Anthony deCastro trophy, so make sure your mag wheels are gleaming for this fun event.

Virgin Gorda Easter Festival

Fishermen Get Ready

The Virgin Gorda Easter Festival comes alive again for its 43rd year this weekend, from Saturday, 23rd April to Monday, 25th April.

Lots of entertainment is packed into just three short days with music by Extreme Band, Jam Session, Elvis White, Caribbean Ecstacy, Reunion Band and VG’s own Leon & The Hotshots. A cultural food fair is the highlight of Saturday followed by the official opening of the George Tyson Festiville. Sunday brings a Beach Jam/Wete Fete at the Ferry Dock followed by the popular Calypso competition at 8pm. Get up early on Monday and join the Rise & Shine tramp at 5am. Later, the Grand Parade, provides the colorful grand finale with around 25 troupes from VG, Tortola, USVI and St Kitts taking part followed by more live music to ensure the party crowd can jump up all night long.

Wahoo Madness 2011 is this year’s theme for the 15th annual Spanish Town Fisherman’s Jamboree held over the Easter weekend in Virgin Gorda. This competitive and fun sea/sports fishing event attracts enthusiasts from across the Caribbean. After registration on Friday, the fishing action really begins on Saturday and Sunday with weigh-ins each day at 5pm at Andy’s Chateau. The prize giving ceremony will be at 6pm on Sunday with a massive $10,000 worth of prizes offered and categories include best female angler and youngest angler. So get out your rods and aim for a new event record this year – the one to beat is a wahoo hitting the scales at 100 lbs back in 2003.

Game on!

Royal Ball and Auction Don’t worry if your invitation to William and Kate’s wedding is lost in the post, you can still celebrate in style at the Royal Ball and Auction at Government House on the eve of the big day, Thursday, 28th April. Dance under the

Easter Memorial Car Show Suped up vehicles from across the Caribbean will compete for the first Anthony “Big Red” deCastro Memorial Trophy at the

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live music • events • concer

THURS. - Apr. 21 & 28 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm. $1off any drinks.

VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm.

THE PUB — Happy Hour.

GOVERNMENT HOUSE — The Royal Ball & Auctioin from 7pm (Apr 28)

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Brian Neale & Uprising Band

FRI. - Apr. 22 & 29

SAT. - Apr. 23 & 30 ROAD TOWN U.P’S CINEMA — DJ Bertrum & Commodore Old/ New School Party VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band and BBQ from 7 to 10pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm CRUISE SHIP PIER — Rotary Club Kite Flying Festival from 3pm (Apr 23)

EAST END JOSIAHS BAY — Tortola Surf Classic’s (Apr 23)

CANE GARDEN BAY

ROYAL WEDDING (Apr 29 - check local listing for times)

MYETT’S — Green VI Family Fun Day Music

by Brian Neale & Michael Beans (Apr 23) – Live Music by Brian Neale (Apr 30)

ROAD TOWN

WEST END

THE PUB — Easy Listening with “Da Atis” from 6pm VILLAGE CAY — Sushi Night.

U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJ Commodore DRAKES POINT — A Type of Toad from 9pm

EAST END BRANDYWINE BAY — Tapas by the Bay from 6 – 9pm

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Awesome Crew

JOLLY ROGER — Music by Hudson & the Hoo Doo Cats (Apr 30)

VG & OUTER ISLANDS VIRGIN GORDA FESTIVAL (Apr 23 - 25) VIRGIN GORDA YACHT HARBOUR — Easter Memorial Car Show from 10am (Apr 23 only) SPANISH TOWN — Fisherman’s Jamboree (Apr 23 & 24) CHEZ BAMBOO (VG) — DJ Wiz Video Show

WEST END

SUN. - Apr. 24 & MAY 1

JOLLY ROGER — Music by Hudson & the Hoo Doo Cats (Apr 29)

ROAD TOWN

VG & OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Live Music from 6-10pm

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VILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the Last Virgin from 11am to 3pm.

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CANE GARDEN BAY

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MYETT’S — Easter Brunch Brian Neale (Apr 24) & Brian (May 1) U.P’S CINEMA — Latin Sundays DJ Fuggi

MYETT’S — Live Music by Brian Neale

WEST END SEBASTIAN’S — Candyman live from 7pm.

VG & OUTER ISLANDS SPANISH TOWN — Fisherman’s Jamboree (Apr 23 & 24) SCRUB ISLAND — Easter Brunch ( Apr 24) & Champagne Brunch (May 1) PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone BATH & TURTLE — Leon & the Hot Shots

WEST END JOLLY ROGER — Happy Hour from 4pm, Cracked Conch Special

EAST END BRANDYWINE BAY — Mussels by the Bay TRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ — Ladies Night - 2 for 1 drinks!

VG & OUTER ISLANDS PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone CHEZ BAMBOO (VG)— Live Music by Morris Mark

Upcoming Events:

MON. - Apr. 25 & MAY 2 WED. - Apr. 27 & MAY 4 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy hour from 5-7pm.

U.P’S CINEMA — DJ Millennium King 7pm

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ROAD TOWN PUSSERS — Martini Night. 6pm. Daily happy hour from 4 - 7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7 to 10pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

MYETT’S — Candyman at Happy Hour

EAST END

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

PUSSER’S EAST — Happy Hour 4 - 7pm.

VIRGIN GORDA FESTIVAL EASTER PARADE (Apr 25) SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Live Music from 6-10pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

TUE. - Apr. 26 & MAY 3 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm.

Trey Songz @ Music Fest — May 27 - 29

CADA Players Steppin’ Out — May 13, 14, 15 Jazz on the Hill — May 13, 14 4th Annual Black & White Thang @ Quitos — May 21

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Lowell Wheatley Pursuit Race — May 21, 22

MYETT’S — Live Music by Caave

VG & OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone BATH & TURTLE Rendezvous Bar (VG) — Caribbean Buffet and Profile Band

BVI Music Fest — May 27 - 29 HLSCC Summer concert — May 28 Leverick Bay Poker Run — May 27, 28, 29 Foxy’s Wooden Boat Race — May 27 - 29

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stars to the dynamic sounds of the Blue Essence band and for the best ballroom dancers of the night, a dance prize will be awarded! A Royal auction will also be held to benefit the Toastmasters Conference in May. Feel like a king and bring your queen, wear your finest regal attire and dance, drink and be merry.

Tickets $75 from the Governor’s office or call 468-9757.

More Happenings: Don’t miss A Type of Toad live from 9pm at Drakes Point on 29th April with $2 Heineken specials. Head for the cruise ship pier and join The Rotary Club for the Kite Flying Festival on 23rd April a 3pm. Great Prizes and Trophies for winning kites.The inaugural Tortola Surf Classic’s being held at Josiahs Bay from Easter Sat - Mon. Call Scott on 494-0123 for further info.Get along to the JR to dance to the jitterbugabilly sounds of Hudson and the Hoo Doo Cats on April 29 and 30.

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12:30 Ω ››‡ “Dahmer” (2002) Jeremy Renner, Bruce Davison.

Factory worker Jeffrey Dahmer lures boys and young men to his Milwaukee apartment in order to kill and mutilate them.

1:00 N ›››‡ “A Few Good Men” (1992) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson. Navy lawyers defend two Marines accused of killing a private at the naval station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

7:00 1 ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A society girl abandons her haughty fiance for a penniless artist on the ill-fated ship’s maiden voyage.

8:00 & ››› “Shrek 2” (2004) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. Animated. A green ogre, his new wife and a donkey find adventure while visiting his in-laws.

9:55 & ››› “Shrek 2” (2004) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. Animated. A green ogre, his new wife and a donkey find adventure while visiting his in-laws.

10:00 Z ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986) Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy’s father.

11:50 & ››› “The School of Rock” (2003) Jack Black, Joan Cusack. Fired from his group and desperate for money, a guitarist poses as a teacher for students who play in a school band.

1:00 3 ›››‡ “Jurassic Park” (1993) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA.

SUNDAY APRIL 24, 2011 6:00 π ››› “Stakeout” (1987) Richard Dreyfuss, Emilio Estevez. A Seattle detective watches his partner flirt with an escaped convict’s ex-girlfriend under surveillance.

MONDAY APRIL 25, 2011 6:05 Ω ››› “Two Family House” (2000) Michael Rispoli, Kelly Macdonald. An ambitious married dreamer secretly helps an abandoned single mother in 1950s Staten Island.

7:15 ∫ ››‡ “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009) Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. A Las Vegas taxi driver unexpectedly becomes the guardian of two runaways who possess paranormal powers.

8:00 Q ››› “Pretty in Pink” (1986) Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer. A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.

9:00 , ››› “The Divorce of Lady X” (1938) Merle Oberon, Laurence Olivier. A barrister is named co-respondent in his client’s divorce suit after lending her the overnight use of his hotel suite.

10:00 Z ››› “The Chase” (1966) Marlon Brando, Jane Fonda.

An escaped convict heads for his wife and corrupt small-town Texans, who order a sheriff to stop him.

11:20 ª ›››‡ “Get Shorty” (1995) John Travolta, Gene Hackman. A film-loving loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to become a Hollywood mogul.

12:00 π ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Two detectives uncover a conspiracy involving a drug kingpin while trying to stop the trafficking of Ecstasy in Miami.

1:00 ∏ ››‡ “Hannibal” (2001) Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore. iTV. FBI agent Clarice Starling tries to locate cannibalistic Dr. Lecter before a disfigured victim exacts his revenge.

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TUESDAY APRIL 26, 2011

8:00 Ω ››› “Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai” (1999) Forest Whitaker, John Tormey. When his boss turns against him, a hit man who lives like a samurai must fend for his life.

9:00 ∫ ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg. Two deskbound detectives get more than they bargain for when they take on a seemingly minor case that may turn out to be New York’s biggest crime.

10:00 Z ›››‡ “Jezebel” (1938) Bette Davis, Henry Fonda. A New Orleans belle uses another man to make her fiance jealous.

11:00 ? ››› “New Jack City” (1991) Wesley Snipes, Ice-T. Undercover officers and their boss target the king of a high-tech New York crack syndicate, the CMB. 12:00 J ›› “The Perfect Nanny” (2000) Dana Barron, Susan Blakely.

A woman obsessed with romance novels becomes a nanny for a handsome widower whom she is determined to marry.

6:05 Ω ››‡ “Telling Lies in America” (1997) Kevin Bacon, Brad Renfro. A job with a hip disc jockey shapes a teen’s life and that of his poor immigrant father in 1960s Cleveland.

7:00 ∏ ›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson, Emilie de Ravin. iTV. Emerging secrets threaten the budding romance between a troubled young man and the young woman who helped him rediscover happiness.

WEDNESDAY APRIL 27, 2011 6:05 ª ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper.

7:10 ∫ ›› “Anger Management” (2003) Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson. A meek businessman clashes with an aggressive therapist after being ordered to undergo 20 hours of counseling.

8:00 2 ››› “The Brothers” (2001) Morris Chestnut, D.L. Hughley. Four friends question women, relationships and honesty after one of them becomes engaged.

9:35 º ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. A woman helps an amnesiac,who has a dangerous past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself.

10:00 Z ›››‡ “Cool Hand Luke” (1967) Paul Newman, George Kennedy. A likable Southern loner on a chain gang resists the captain and keeps trying to escape. ª ›› “Blue Crush” (2002) Kate Bosworth, Matthew Davis. A maid falls for an NFL quarterback while preparing for an upcoming surfing competition in Hawaii.

11:15 Ω ››› “The Company of Wolves” (1985) Angela Lansbury, David Warner. An innocent girl meets wolves and werewolves in fantasies echoing the tale of Little Red Riding Hood.

11:35 º ›››‡ “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord.

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Brisani’s At The Reef Sitting by the breezy marina at Prospect Reef, the restaurant has a lovely open feel and the space is designed with a Mediterranean flavor in mind creating a fun and relaxing ambience. This was all part of the plan for owner/manager Alsha Halbert who noticed that when she moved back to Tortola, that there were not a lot of restaurant options that could give you great quality food, good service, and relaxing atmosphere and at an affordable price.

So, in November 2009 Brisani’s was born and the key, Alsha explained is bringing in highly trained chefs with years of experience and who can bring with them their own skills and creativity.

Andre Muller, a cordon blue trained chef together with Vanessa Richmond, previously of Peter Island are that team.

The menu is international cuisine infusing flavors from the Caribbean and includes tempting dishes such as pan-roasted breast of duck and Spanish style paella.

Thankfully, it still features some old favorites such as rasta pasta. A tapas menu has just been introduced featuring delights such as the lamb lollipops and duck tostadas, which is the perfect accompaniment to happy hour.

The restaurant is also embarking on new and exciting plans - a delivery menu is being developed with pizza and other dishes that can be for family dinners, office lunches or breakfast as well as special events.

Last but not least are the theme nights at the restaurant which includes Sunday Brunch from 8am to 3pm, Tuesday is Family Italian Night, Ladies Night on Thursdays including model makeovers and cooking demonstrations. Fridays is always a fun night, and so comes the challenge – drink the bar dry in half an hour for only $20 per person! Apparently no one has met the challenge yet but it’s early days and what a way to kick start the weekend – TGIF! – Jan Critchley

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pretty con artist pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno.

1:00 2 ››‡ “Mr. 3000” (2004) Bernie Mac, Angela Bassett.

Arrogant and out of shape, a baseball star comes out of retirement after learning he is three hits shy of 3,000.

11:50 ª ››› “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans” (2009) Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. A substance-abusing cop is locked in a downward spiral as he probes the drug-related murders of five illegal immigrants from Senegal.

12:20 ∫ ›‡ “The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day” (2009) Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus. The MacManus brothers return to Boston to avenge the murder of their priest.

1:00 ∂ ››‡ “Jason’s Lyric” (1994) Allen Payne, Jada Pinkett.

Premiere. A TV salesman falls for a waitress and clashes with his wayward brother in inner-city Houston.

SATURDAY APRIL 30, 2011 6:30 2 ››› “Love & Basketball” (2000) Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers.

7:30 π ››› “Public Enemies” (2009) Johnny Depp, Christian Bale. Depression-era outlaw John Dillinger becomes the fledgling FBI’s most-wanted criminal and a folk hero to much of America’s downtrodden public.

8:00 _ ( ››› “Batman Begins” (2005) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City.

9:00 2 ›› “Not Easily Broken” (2009) Morris Chestnut, Taraji P. Henson. A physical therapist, who is helping a woman recover from a terrible injury, becomes involved with the patient’s disenchanted husband. ? ›› “Rock Star” (2001) Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston. A heavy-metal group hires a singer from a tribute band after their frontman quits.

10:00 , ›››› “The Entertainer” (1960) Laurence Olivier, Brenda de Banzie. British song-and-dance man Archie knows he’s a failure, and so does his alcoholic wife.

11:25 ∫ ››‡ “2012” (2009) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. A failed writer tries to lead his family to safety, as the world falls apart during a series of global cataclysms.

11:30 3 ››› “White Men Can’t Jump” (1992) Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson. Two basketball hustlers, black and white, count on racial myth to cash in on street games.

12:02 & ››‡ “Phenomenon” (1996) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick. An amiable, small-town Everyman is inexplicably transformed into a genius with telekinetic powers.

1:00 ∏ ››‡ “Twilight” (2008) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. iTV. A high-school student is caught up in a romance with a vampire, whose family has renounced the drinking of blood.

THURSDAY APRIL 28, 2011 6:10 Z ›››› “Strangers on a Train” (1951) Robert Walker, Farley Granger. A psychopath and a tennis player meet in a club car and plot that each will murder someone for the other.

6:30 1 ››‡ “Jumanji” (1995) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt. A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it.

7:05 ∫ ›››‡ “Toy Story 3” (2010) Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. Animated. Woody, Buzz and the rest of the toys find themselves dumped in a day-care center after Andy leaves for college.

8:00 & ›› “Four Brothers” (2005) Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson. Diverse siblings reunite for revenge after learning about the murder of their adoptive mother.

J ›› “The Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story” (2004) Dean Cain, Sarah Joy Brown. Scott Peterson proclaims his innocence after authorities accuse him of murdering his pregnant wife.

9:00 1 ››› “Beetlejuice” (1988) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. A ghoul helps a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new owners of their beloved home.

10:00 Z ››› “The Fabulous Baker Boys” (1989) Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer. Two piano-playing brothers hire an attractive singer to spice up their failing cocktail lounge act.

11:40 º ››‡ “XXX” (2002) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. A government agent recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using biological and chemical weapons.

12:05 Ω ››‡ “Control” (2004) Ray Liotta, Willem Dafoe. A convict gets a second chance at life if he agrees to undergo behavior modification.

1:00 2 ››‡ “Mr. 3000” (2004) Bernie Mac, Angela Bassett.

Arrogant and out of shape, a baseball star comes out of retirement after learning he is three hits shy of 3,000.

SUNDAY MAY 1, 2011 6:00 2 ›› “Not Easily Broken” (2009) Morris Chestnut, Taraji P. Henson. A physical therapist, who is helping a woman recover from a terrible injury, becomes involved with the patient’s disenchanted husband.

7:00 1 ››‡ “The Princess Diaries” (2001) Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway. A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne.

8:00 J ››› “Akeelah and the Bee” (2006) Laurence Fishburne, Angela Bassett. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. 9:00 N ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993) Robert De Niro, Chazz Palminteri. The son of an honest bus driver looks up to a local mob boss amid racial tension in 1960s New York.

10:00 π ›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. An airport security agent must figure out how to make the relationship work when a beautiful, successful woman falls in love with him. ª ››‡ “Reign of Fire” (2002) Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey. A hotshot American and a firefighter unite to fight a horde of dragons in post-apocalyptic London.

11:00 ∫ ›› “Brooklyn’s Finest” (2009) Richard Gere, Don Cheadle. A massive drug operation changes the lives of three conflicted police officers in one of New York’s most-violent precincts.

FRIDAY APRIL 29, 2011 6:15 º ››‡ “Housesitter” (1992) Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn. An architect has a girlfriend who won’t move into his house and a dizzy woman who won’t move out.

7:00 ∏ ››› “Return to Me” (2000) David Duchovny, Minnie Driver. iTV. A heart-transplant recipient meets the donor’s lonely widower in a chance encounter.

8:00 0 “William & Kate” (2011) Ben Cross, Camilla Luddington. Prince William meets Kate Middleton at the University of St. Andrews in Scotland, and they begin a royal romance.

9:00 & ››‡ “Last Holiday” (2006) Queen Latifah, Gérard Depardieu. Upon learning of a terminal illness, a shy woman decides to sell off all her possessions and live it up at a posh European hotel.

10:00 2 ››› “House Party” (1990) Kid ’N Play, Full Force.

Two teenage rappers try to throw a party despite a trio of rap bullies and the police.

11:40 ª ›› “Bones” (2001) Snoop “Doggy” Dogg, Pam Grier.

A murdered hoodlum rises from the dead 20 years later to seek revenge on the friends who betrayed him.

12:00 ? ››‡ “Kingpin” (1996) Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid. A one-handed salesman, an Amish farm boy and a Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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9:00 , ›››‡ “Bernadette of Lourdes” (1961) Danièle Ajoret, Nadine Alari. A French peasant girl struggles to convince the church that her visions of the Virgin Mary are real.

10:00 Z ›››‡ “A Raisin in the Sun” (1961) Sidney Poitier, Claudia McNeil. Proud members of a Chicago family argue over a $10,000 insurance windfall.

11:45 π ››‡ “The Wolfman” (2010) Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins. A nobleman contends with an ancient curse, scouring his childhood homeland for his missing brother, while a bloodthirsty beast prowls the moors.

12:10 º ››› “About Last Night...” (1986) Rob Lowe, Demi Moore. Chicago singles Danny and Debbie meet in a bar, move in together and wonder if it’s love.

1:00 ∏ ››‡ “Nine” (2009) Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard. iTV. An Italian director endures personal and creative crises as he tries to juggle relationships with his wife, his mistress and numerous other women. ª ›› “John Carpenter Presents Vampires: Los Muertos” (2002) Arly Jover, Darius McCrary. A vampire hunter leads his ragtag team to Mexico to battle a female leader and her flock of bloodsuckers.

11:35 Ω ››› “Scream 3” (2000) David Arquette, Neve Campbell. Murders draw a young woman, a reporter and an expoliceman to the set of a movie inspired by horrific events that they survived.

12:00 J ››› “Akeelah and the Bee” (2006) Laurence Fishburne, Angela Bassett. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. 12:15 3 ››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy. A plane passenger forcibly involves his seatmate in a plot to assassinate a government official.

N ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith.

Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin.

12:15 3 ››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy. A plane passenger forcibly involves his seatmate in a plot to assassinate a government official.

MONDAY MAY 2, 2011 6:00 ª ››› “The Bourne Identity” (1988) Richard Chamberlain, Jaclyn Smith. An amnesiac assassin flees toward the truth with a woman he has kidnapped.

7:05 ∫ ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus. In a Southern beach town, a man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter through their shared love of music.

8:00 π ››› “Drumline” (2002) Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana. A young man from Harlem joins a Southern university’s marching band but antagonizes the musical director and its leader. ª ›››‡ “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone. A New York bookie and his pal turn a Las Vegas casino into an empire, then one’s money-hungry wife helps bring it down.

TUESDAY MAY 3, 2011 6:15 ª ››‡ “Devil in a Blue Dress” (1995) Denzel Washington, Tom Sizemore. A mortgage and no job force a black war hero to seek a mystery lady for a shady guy in 1948 Los Angeles.

6:25 Z ››› “Sorry, Wrong Number” (1948) Barbara Stanwyck, Burt Lancaster. A bedridden heiress phones her husband and overhears two men plotting a murder.

6:45 ∂ ››‡ “Monsters vs. Aliens” (2009) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie. Animated. A giant woman, a bug-

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Vol. 23, No. 31-32 • April 21 – May 4, 2011

WEDNESDAY MAY 4, 2011

headed scientist and a gelatinous mass are among the ragtag monsters that must defend Earth from a rampaging alien robot.

7:20 ∫ ›› “Astro Boy” (2009) Voices of Freddie Highmore, Kristen Bell. Animated. Learning that his friends and family are in danger, a robotic child marshals his incredible powers and returns 8:00 ª ››› “Hellboy” (2004) Ron Perlman, John Hurt. The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization investigate and destroy paranormal creatures.

9:30 ? ››› “What’s Love Got to Do With It” (1993) Angela Bassett, Laurence Fishburne. Anna Mae Bullock meets singer/songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show business under the stage name Tina.

9:45 º ››› “The Missing” (2003) Tommy Lee Jones, Cate Blanchett. In 1885 a woman must join forces with her estranged father to rescue her kidnapped daughter.

10:00 Z ››› “The Serpent’s Egg” (1978) Liv Ullmann, David Carradine. A Jewish-American trapeze artist and his sister-inlaw enter a sinister clinic in 1923 Berlin. π ›› “Old School” (2003) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity.

11:00 ∫ ›››‡ “An Education” (2009) Peter Sarsgaard, Carey Mulligan. In 1960s London a teenager may jeopardize her bright future when she falls under the spell of a charming, but much older, suitor.

12:05 º ››‡ “Revenge of the Nerds” (1984) Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards. College freshmen Skolnick and Gilbert form their own fraternity for computer-whiz misfits.1:00 Ω ››‡ “Radical Jack” (2001) Billy Ray Cyrus, Dedee Pfeiffer. Premiere. A drifter who was once a federal agent fights to break an illegal arms dealer’s grip on a small town.

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6:00 1 ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. A doctor’s teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963.

7:50 ª ›› “Fallen” (1998) Denzel Washington, John Goodman. Detectives investigate murders committed in a manner used by a recently executed serial killer.

8:00 2 ›› “Preacher’s Kid” (2009) LeToya Luckett, Clifton Powell. A smooth-talking singer convinces a young woman to leave the security of her family, friends and church to join a traveling gospel show.

9:00 , ››› “Long John Silver” (1954) Robert Newton, Kit Taylor. The pirate and young Jim Hawkins rescue Purity Pinker and look for treasure.

10:00 π ›››‡ “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) Julianne Moore. The teenage children of a lesbian couple seek out their biological father and make him a part of their lives. ª ›› “Daddy Day Care” (2003) Eddie Murphy, Jeff Garlin.

After company downsizing, two former executives decide to open a day-care center for kids in their neighborhood.

11:45 Ω ››› “School Ties” (1992) Brendan Fraser, Matt Damon. A scholarship student hides his Jewish heritage to fit in at an Eastern prep school in the mid-1950s.

12:00 ∫ ›› “All About the Benjamins” (2002) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. A bounty hunter and a con artist work together to retrieve a lottery ticket from a group of diamond thieves.

1:00 2 ›› “Preacher’s Kid” (2009) LeToya Luckett, Clifton Powell. A smooth-talking singer convinces a young woman to leave the security of her family, friends and church to join a traveling gospel show. ∂ ››‡ “The Book of Eli” (2010) Denzel Washington, Gary.

A lone warrior faces many dangers as he carries hope for humanity’s redemption across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

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SPORTS beat

The Under 17 athletes comprising the team are: Tarika Moses, 13, who ran personal bests of 57.97 seconds in the 400 meters and will be joined by Lakeisha “Mimi” Warner—also 13— who was timed in 57.99 behind her in the Elmore Stoutt High School championships.

Warner will also see action in the 800 meters, where she has a best of 2 minutes 22.17 seconds.

Moses and Warner are 2014 Youth Olympic Games hopefuls.

Taylor Hill, 15, daughter of Guy “Toby” Hill last year became the first female offspring of a BVI Carifta Games athlete to compete in the games. Hill and Nelda Huggins, 14—another Youth Olympics hopeful—will contest the 100 and 200 meters where they have times of 12.23 and 12.25 and 24.96 and 25.21 respectively.

Tarique “Tweety” Moses, 16, who has bests of 50.61 and one minute 59.92 seconds will double in the 400 and 800 meters, while Jayden Cline, 16—last year’s CAC Jr. Championships Under 17 High Jump bronze medalist, will try to improve on his 1.93 meters mark. Cline’s father Keita, was the territory’s most successful male athlete at Carifta, winning six medals in the Long and Triple Jumps and the 200 meters. He becomes the first male offspring to compete in the championships.

Kanishque Todman, 19 will contest the Open Pentathlon. She has improved her performances in three of the five events she’ll contest.

She picked up a bronze medal in the event at last year’s CAC Jr. Championships. J’Maal Alexander, 17, is entered in the Under 20 Boys 100 and 200 meters and has bests of 10.81 and 21.69 seconds respectively. Accompanying officials are: Angeleta Bernard, Team Manager and coaches Willis “Chucky” Todman and Carl Barrett. The Carifta Games began in Barbados in 1972 and the BVI has been a participant since 1976. BVI athletes have won 19 medals in the competition since 2007.

The competition will be shown from Saturday-Monday on CBN Channel 51, starting around 10 a.m. daily, and there will be evening sessions.

By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

Carifta Games’ Next Generation

BVICarifta Gam es Delegation

With the bulk of the team representing the territory in the 40th LIME Carifta Games in Montego Bay, Jamaica, this Easter Weekend in the Under 17 Division, it’s safe to call them the next generation of Carifta Games participants.

Eight athletes are on the squad—six of them in the Under 17 Class—and three of the six are not even 15 while two of the lot are offspring of previous Carifta Games representatives. With the territory’s 19 medals at the games coming in different waves—including two seven year spans between athletes standing on the podium—during the course of their careers, there are likely medals from the Under 17 lot.

The entire squad has varying levels of experience including competing in the Leeward Islands Youth Championships, CUT Games, the Carifta Games, CAC tJr. Championships and Youth Olympic Games.

Seven members of the squad are homebased athletes and all have recorded personal bests in their events during the course of the 2011 season and they will begin seeing action on Saturday.

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Vol. 23, No. 31-32 • April 21 – May 4, 2011

THURSDAY. APRIL 21 & 28, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / Unleashed: K9 Broward County 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ? Saddle Ranch B The First 48 L Mayday! Bering Sea The Alaska Ranger sinks in the Bering Sea on March 23, 2008. ∂ Gun Fight Activists and advocates debate gun ownership in America.

7:30 / Unleashed: K9 Broward County º In the House With Peter Bart & Peter Guber 8:00 _ ( Wipeout ) The Vampire Diaries * The Big Bang Theory / Police Women of Broward County 0 Royal Wedding of a Lifetime (Apr 21 only) D Ford: Rebuilding an American Icon Ford Motor Co. makes an astonishing comeback just a few years after nearly collapsing.

U Iron Chef America 8:30 ` The Paul Reiser Show 2 The Family Crews 8:31 * Rules of Engagement 9:00 _ ( Grey’s Anatomy ) Nikita * CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ` The Office (Part 1 of 2) 9:30 ` Parks and Recreation 10:00 * The Mentalist ` 30 Rock D Fuel A portrait of America’s addiction to oil. Josh Tickell leads us on a trip through fossile fuels.

10:01 _ ( Private Practice 10:30 / Ultimate Cleaners > Pretty Wild 11:00 / Police Women of Broward County B Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force P The 12,000-Bottle Boat

∂ Talking Funny Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock discuss comedy. (N) 9:30 N Auction Hunters 10:00 _ ( 20/20 , Inspector Morse > The Soup 10:30 ? Audrina U The Best Thing I Ever Ate 11:00 ? 40 Funniest Fails Clips of human behaviors going wrong.

D The Celebrity Apprentice

SATURDAY APRIL 23 & 30, 2011 7:00 / 48 Hours: Hard Evidence B Dog the Bounty Hunter D The Facebook Obsession The story behind the rise of the largest social media site, as told by founders, friends and foes.

L Desert Car Kings 7:30 B Dog the Bounty Hunter 8:00 ` Chase L Desert Car Kings P Search for the Greatest Polar Explorer The disappearance of polar explorer Roald Amundsen. (N) U Challenge 8:30 6 It Could Happen Tomorrow B Dog the Bounty Hunter 9:00 * CSI: Miami

FRIDAY APRIL 22 & 29, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men P Earth: The Biography U Iron Chef America 7:30 / Say Yes to the Dress 0 Pawn Stars 8:00 _ ( Shark Tank ) Smallville P Hooked / The Royal Wedding Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding coverage; from Westminster Abbey. (Apr 29 only) 9:00 _ ( Primetime: What Would You Do? ) Supernatural * Girls’ Night Out: Superstar Women of Country A tribute concert pays respect to female country-music artists for special achievements. (N) Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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` Law & Order: LA 10:00 ` Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10:30 ∂ Game of Thrones 10:50 ∫ Camelot 11:00/ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence P Search for the Greatest Polar Explorer The disappearance of polar explorer Roald Amundsen.

U Iron Chef America

SUNDAY APRIL 24 & MAY 1, 2011 7:00 _ ( America’s Funniest Home Videos ` Dateline NBC / Charles & Di: Once Upon a Time The most-watched wedding of the 20th century was a fairy-tale event. (N) P Icy Killers: Secrets of Alaska’s Salmon Shark Once a year two massive migrations of the predators gather in Alaska to attack millions of Pacific salmon.

8:00 _ ( Extreme Makeover: Home Edition , Nature ` America’s Next Great Restaurant D Biography on CNBC U Challenge 8:30 2 The Family Crews

8:40 Z Genesis Live at Wembley Stadium Genesis’ performance at Wembley Stadium in 1987.

9:00 _ ( Desperate Housewives , Masterpiece Classic (Part 3 of 3) B Criminal Minds D Walt: The Man Behind the Myth Walt Disney changes entertainment and creates an empire.

9:30 2 The Game ? Saddle Ranch 10:00 , Forgiveness: A Time to Love and a Time to Hate Stories of forgiveness include Amish families whose children were victims of a school shooting. (N) (PA Part 2 of 2) / Royally Astounding: 30 Defining Days of Monarchy Magnifying 30 days in the life of the royal family. (N) (Apr 24 only) 2 Toya: A Family Affair on Japan’s earthquake. (N) U Have Cake Will Travel 10:01 _ ( Brothers & Sisters (Apr 24 only) 10:30 > The Dance Scene 11:00 / Untold Stories of a Royal Bridesmaid India Hicks gives an intimate glimpse into a royal wedding; what it was like for Diana.

B Breakout Kings P Earth: Making of a Planet The history of the planet, from its birth out of cosmic rubble.

MONDAY APRIL 25 & MAY 2, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / William & Kate: Inside the Royal Wedding A look inside the social event of the new millennium.

U Iron Chef America 7:45 ∂ Fast Five: HBO First Look Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Dwayne Johnson star in the fifth film of the series.

8:00 _ ( Dancing With the Stars ) 90210 * How I Met Your Mother / William & Kate: A Royal Love Story Updated The courtship of Prince William, son of Prince Charles and Princess Diana, and Kate Middleton.

2 The Game 8:30 * Mad Love ? Beverly Hills Fabulous U Kid in a Candy Store ∏ The Big C 9:00 ) Gossip Girl * Two and a Half Men ` The Event 9:31 _ ( Better With You * Mike & Molly 10:00 * Hawaii Five-0 / Wild About Prince Harry A saddened teen becomes the world’s mosteligible bachelor. (N) 10:01 _ ( Castle 10:30 > The Soup ? Beverly Hills Fabulous 11:00 / William & Kate: A Royal Love Story Updated The courtship of Prince

William, son of Prince Charles and Princess Diana, and Kate Middleton.

P Detroit Gang Squad The squad tries to solve a gang shooting at a schoolbus stop.

U Ice Brigade

TUESDAY APRIL 26 & MAY 3, 2011 7:00 ) Two and a Half Men / Royally Astounding: 30 Defining Days of Monarchy Magnifying 30 days in the life of the royal family. (Apr 26 only) 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 7:30 ? Beverly Hills Fabulous N Auction Hunters 8:00 ) One Tree Hill / William, Kate and 8 Royal Weddings Stories of eight royal nuptials build to an upcoming event.

0 American Pickers 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit D The American Tax Cheat How tax evasion lands businessmen in prison, celebrities in hot water and citizens in fear.

U Cupcake Wars 9:00 _ ( Dancing With the Stars (Apr 26 only) / Untold Stories of a Royal Bridesmaid India Hicks gives an intimate glimpse into a royal wedding; what it was like for Diana.

4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10:00 * The Good Wife 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit P Explorer 10:01 _ ( Body of Proof 10:30 & The Office ∂ Making Game of Thrones The making of the HBO drama series “Game of Thrones.”

11:00 $ Primer Impacto Extra / William, Kate and 8 Royal Weddings Stories of eight royal nuptials build to an upcoming event.

4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit P Inside a Cult: Messiah on Trial The trial of Strong City cult leader Wayne Bent for three counts of criminal sexual contact with a minor and three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. ∂ Game of Thrones

ding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. (N) . Burn Notice / Wild About Prince Harry A saddened teen becomes the world’s mosteligible bachelor.

4 NCIS (Part 1 of 2) B Dog the Bounty Hunter 8:30 & Are We There Yet? _ ( Better With You 9:00 _ ( Modern Family * Criminal Minds 4 NCIS (Part 2 of 2) P Alaska State Troopers ∂ Talking Funny Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock discuss comedy.

9:30 / Extreme Couponing ∏ Penn & Teller: Bulls...!

9:31 _ ( Cougar Town 10:00 _ ( Happy Endings * Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior / Extreme Royal Collections Collectors of royal memorabilia and their royal keepsakes. (N) P Seized and Sold: The Madoff Auction The property of criminals is auctioned off to the public. ∂ Game of Thrones 10:30 _ ( Modern Family 11:00 / Extreme Couponing ? Saddle Ranch B Dog the Bounty Hunter

WEDNESDAY APRIL 27 & MAY 4, 2011 7:00 B The First 48 7:30 P Taboo 8:00 & Are We There Yet? _ ( The Middle ) America’s Next Top Model * Survivor: Redemption Island ` Inside the Royal Wedding The people and planning behind the wed-

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Vol. 23, No. 31-32 • April 21 – May 4, 2011

THURSDAY APRIL 21, 2011 1:00 M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Final, 1st Leg: Monterrey vs. Real Salt Lake.

8:00 M MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at D.C. United. (N) 10:30 3 NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. 11:00 N UFC Primetime St. Pierre vs.

Shields.

FRIDAY APRIL 22, 2011 12:00 ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Boston 2:00 = MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago Cubs.

8:00 8 NBA Basketball First Round, Game 3: Teams TBA. ; Boxing Marcos Jimenez vs. Diego Magdaleno.

10:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine 10:30 8 NBA Basketball First Round, Game 3: Teams TBA.

SATURDAY APRIL 23, 2011 12:00 8 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Nashville 300, Qualifying. (N) 1:00 ) MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks at New York Mets. (N) * PGA Tour Golf Champions: Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf, Second Round. (N) 3:00 * PGA Tour Golf The Heritage, Third Round. (N) 7:00 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Real Madrid.

10:30 8 NBA Basketball First Round

SUNDAY APRIL 24, 2011 1:00 _ ( NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. * PGA Tour Golf Champions: Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf, Final Round.

8 College Softball Alabama at Florida. (N) ; MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Los Angeles Galaxy. = MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers. (N) 2:15 & MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago Cubs.

2:30 M Italian Serie A Soccer 3:00 * PGA Tour Golf The Heritage, Final Round. (N) 8:00 8 MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals.

M MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals.

MONDAY APRIL 25, 2011 1:00 ; Ball Up Streetball 2:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report (N) 7:00 3 NBA Basketball First Round: Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

8:00 ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Arizona. (Taped) 9:00 4 WWE Monday Night RAW 9:30 3 NBA Basketball First Round: 10:00 8 Baseball Tonight (N)

TUESDAY APRIL 26, 2011 3:00 ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Arizona.

5:00 M Mexican Soccer Cruz Azul vs.

Club Deportivo Guadalajara.

8:00 3 NBA Basketball First Round: ; Boxing Marcos Jimenez vs. Diego Magdaleno. = MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies at Chicago Cubs.

9:00 M Italian Serie A Highlight Show

WEDNESDAY APRIL 27, 2011 1:00M Winter X Games Europe Ski Superpipe Men’s and Women’s Final.

2:00M Winter X Games Europe Snowboard Slopestyle Finals.

3:00 M Winter X Games Europe Ski Slopestyle Men’s and Women’s Final.

7:00 8 MLB Baseball Teams TBA. 9:00 ∏ Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs.

Mosley (iTV) 10:00 M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Final, 2nd Leg: Real Salt Lake vs. Monterrey. (N)

THURSDAY APRIL 28, 2011 5:00 ; National Cheer and Dance Series (N) M Mexican Soccer Cruz Azul vs. Club Deportivo Guadalajara.

8:00 3 NBA Basketball First Round: 8 2011 NFL Draft (N) ∏ Bud Greenspan Presents: 2010 Vancouver Olympics (iTV) 9:30 = MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Arizona Diamondbacks.

11:00 N UFC Primetime St. Pierre vs.

Shields.

FRIDAY APRIL 29, 2011 5:00 ; Action Sports World Championships M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Final, 2nd Leg: Real Salt Lake vs. Monterrey.

6:00 8 2011 NFL Draft (N) 8:00 8 NBA Basketball First Round, Game 6: Teams TBA. (N ; Boxing Top Rank Boxing: Frankie Leal vs. Roberto Marroquin.

10:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine 10:30 8 NBA Basketball First Round, Game 6:

SATURDAY APRIL 30, 2011 12:00 8 2011 NFL Draft (N)

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12:30 ; College Baseball Oklahoma at Texas.

1:00 N UFC Primetime St. Pierre vs.

Shields.

3:00 * PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. (N) 7:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine = MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Chicago White Sox. (N) 8:00 * Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley (N)

SUNDAY MAY 1, 2011 12:00 * Motorcycle Racing Monster Energy AMA Supercross FIM World Championship.

1:00 & MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at New York Yankees. _ ( NBA Basketball First Round, Game 7: Teams TBA. (N) 3:00 * PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. (N) 8 College Baseball Auburn at South Carolina.

4:00 = MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Arizona Diamondbacks. (N) 8:00 8 MLB Baseball New York Mets at Philadelphia Phillies.

MONDAY MAY 2, 2011 7:00 3 NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) 8 MLB Baseball Teams TBA. 8:00 4 WWE Tough Enough ; Tennis Outback Champions Series: Arizona.

9:00 M ATP Tennis Mutua Madrilena Madrid Open, Day 1.

9:30 3 NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) 10:00 M Triathlon International Ironman.

TUESDAY MAY 3, 2011 9:30 3 NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) 10:00 8 Baseball Tonight = MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers. (N) 10:45 ∂ Max Kellerman Face Off: Pascal vs. Hopkins (N)

WEDNESDAY MAY 4, 2011 1:00 M ATP Tennis Mutua Madrilena Madrid Open, Day 3. (N) ∏ Bud Greenspan Presents: 2010 Vancouver Olympics (iTV) 1:30 = MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. (N) 2:30 M Italian Serie A Soccer Teams 7:30 ; College Softball Texas at Texas A&M. 8:00 3 NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N)