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June 16 - 22, 2011 Vol.23, No.39

BVI Children’s DanceFest This Saturday ALSO THIS WEEK:

Women Who Wine • Father’s Day Round Up • Mango & Tropical Fruit Array Festival

Photo Courtesy of Anya Brewley Schultheiss

This Week’s Feature Story

BVI DanceFest – A Dance Delight Don’t miss this musical and visual treat as young dancers practice their steps for “BVI Children’s Dancefest 2011.”

The talented youngsters will undoubtedly bring tears to your eyes and rock the house at the Sir Rupert Briercliffe Hall as the Dancefest gets underway this Saturday at 6:30pm sharp.

Speaking about this year’s performance, Sandy Lyons of BVI Dance School said, “The 2011 line-up just might outdo last year’s performance, which everyone agreed would be ‘hard to beat’. Every year the performance gets better and the audience just gets bigger and bigger!”

She added, “Last year, a sold-out house enjoyed a variety of spectacular dances performed by children from the smallest tots of just four years to accomplished students in their teens. A sprinkling of performances by their talented teachers and other dance groups contrasted well with the children’s dancing and made for a memorable evening.”

Known for its lavish, sparkling costumes, this year’s show is no exception. No expense has been spared to buy the sequins, ribbons, feathers and fancy fabric that will adorn the 300 plus cast members. And as the revue includes an eclectic mix of ballet, jazz, tap and hip-hop – it is guaranteed to be a dazzling event .

This, the 10th performance of the BVI Children’s Dancefest, is supported by the BVI Dancefest Committee which is dedicated to the advancement of the art of dancing. This dynamic group also raises funds for scholarships and provides financial aid to children so that they can attend dance lessons. Most recently, they have been focusing on the equipping of a proposed new dance center.

So get your tickets today for a truly memorable evening.

Tickets are on sale at Bolos, Radio Doctor and Sensus Gym. Admission is $10 for adults, $5 for students (13-18) and children 12 years and younger go free! Tickets are also available at the door.

— Jan Critchley

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Vol. 23, No. 39 • June 16 - 22, 2011

Ask Koren Your personal E-therapist, is in the house!

Wife Is Bad With Money a regular job no matter how low her funds go, they will be replaced by month-end? Does she believe in “live for today and not for tomorrow”? Does she believe that since she has a husband now, all her money problems are solved? It is helpful to know where her mind is at and that will lead you to a better understanding of where her cash is going.

Make a list of your combined income and expenses, making sure that you list the expenses in order of priority so that if something has to be chopped, you can start at the bottom. You both should have a weekly or monthly allowance for your personal use and make an effort to live within or below your means.

Go grocery shopping together and help her to make more economical choices to get the best quality for your dollar.

Allow her some input as I’m sure she might have some issues with you as well. Remember the finances in a marriage are a shared responsibility as you are a team now.

Dear Koren, I have been married for a little under a year and I am discovering that my wife does not know how to handle money. Before we married, she lived with her parents and seemed to be doing okay. Now she is always running out of cash and when she does the grocery shopping, what she brings home for three hundred dollars, I could probably get twice as much. How do I handle this without it turning into an argument? I can’t afford to have her waste money, when we are saving to get our own home.

–Husband Dear Husband First of all, come down off your high horse and give the woman a break. Waste money? When was the last time you checked the prices of items in the local supermarket?

Have a nice sit-down talk with her and tell her that in order to save for your home, you both need to work on better budgeting and money usage. That, by the way, is the best way to have the conversation without having an argument – don’t accuse, just discuss.

Ask her how she thinks things are financially – her response could tell you a great deal about her attitude towards money; did she grow up with a lot of it and never had to be careful? Does she figure since she has

Send your questions to askkoren@live.com and a response will be provided

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Source: The Dictionary of Virgin Islands English Creole by the late edu-cator and historian Lito Valls. The Limin’ Times brings you all the news about when and where to “lime” in the British Virgin Islands.

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video views adventure. As a map reveals the pathway, a mad scramble to reach the fountain ensues. One that even has the Spanish and English fleets in hot pursuit. However, as everyone makes their way to the fountain, and the true motives of each character is revealed, it makes for quite an unforeseen and climatic conclusion.

Uncharacteristically the film begins outside the Caribbean and in the heart of England, where Jack makes an outlandish attempt to save his first mate Gibbs from hanging. Whilst in London, Jack learns that there is an imposter exploiting the legacy of his name to gather men for a crew. As he looks to confront this fraudster, he is taken on a path that lands him on the ungodly ship of the famed pirate, Blackbeard (Ian McShane). Under his captivity, Sparrow is forced to show the way to the fountain.

Their voyage sends them all to the most treacherous of places and puts them in rather sticky situations on their quest for immortality.

It is truly a thrilling adventure, one packed with the narrow escapes, theatrical duels and the clever one-liners, that have made this series great. Though by the fourth film some may find this formula too predictable, at face value the film fulfils its purpose to entertain. It is essentially two hours of jam-packed fun, so do enjoy.

By Gerard Farara

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Johnny Depp is back to kick-off the summer in the latest instalment of the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It’s an adventurous and action packed sequel, driven, as always, by the iconic wit and satire of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp). Though without Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley to enthral our hopeless romantics, Sparrow and Angelica (Penelope Cruz) provide sparks on a more seductive and lustful level. She brings out a more sentimental and altruistic side of Depp’s infamously self-motivated character. Their mysterious past fuels scepticism and speculation, but despite this, they are left with no choice but to trust each other in order to reach the Fountain of Youth.

Yes, eternal life not treasure is at the crux of this

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Vol. 23, No. 39 • June 16 - 22, 2011

THURSDAY JUNE 16, 2011

8:30 ∏ ›››‡ “The Times of Harvey Milk” (1984) Harvey Milk, Anne Kronenberg. iTV. Harvey Fierstein narrates this Oscar-winning account of the life and death of openly gay politician Harvey Milk.

9:30 Ω ››› “Passed Away” (1992) Bob Hoskins, Jack Warden. Eccentric relatives and the eldest son carry on at the wake of an Irish-American union leader.

9:35 º ›››‡ “Sleepless in Seattle” (1993) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. A recently engaged newswoman becomes obsessed with meeting a grieving widower she heard on a late-night radio call-in show.

10:00 Z ›› “Christine” (1983) Keith Gordon. When a gawky teen restores a 1958 Plymouth Fury, the car takes on a life of its own and begins terrorizing those in its way.

11:55 ∂ ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill, Russell Brand. A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert.

12:00 J ›› “Texas Justice” (1995) Peter Strauss. Houston lawyer Richard “Racehorse” Haynes defends oilman T. Cullen Davis for 1976 slayings and related conspiracy.

1:00 2 ›› “Daddy’s Little Girls” (2007) Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba. An unexpected romance blooms between a struggling mechanic and the attorney who is representing him in a custody battle for his young daughters.

6:30 1 ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. When a woman brings her boyfriend home for her sister’s wedding, her father, a former CIA agent, takes an instant dislike to him.

6:45 π ››› “Drag Me to Hell” (2009) Alison Lohman, Justin Long. After actions trigger the loss of an old woman’s home, an ambitious loan officer finds herself the victim of a powerful curse that will damn her soul for eternity.

7:00 ∏ ››› “Color Me Kubrick” (2005) John Malkovich, Jim Davidson. iTV. An audacious con artist raises the art of deception to a new level by successfully posing as Stanley Kubrick, despite having no resemblance to the reclusive filmmaker.

8:00 & ››‡ “American Pie 2” (2001) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

FRIDAY JUNE 17, 2011 6:05 ª ››› “Michael Jackson’s This Is It” Footage captures pop superstar Michael Jackson as he creates and rehearses for a series of sold-out shows that were scheduled to begin during the summer of 2009.

6:15 ∫ ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Two male FBI agents pose as female socialites to foil a kidnapping plot and save their jobs.

6:30 Ω ››› “Grey Gardens” (1975) Edith Bouvier Beale, Edith Ewing Bouvier Beale. Former socialites Edith Bouvier Beale and daughter Edie, 56, become recluses in a decrepit New York mansion.

6:52 N ››‡ “Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones” (2002) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. Obi-Wan Kenobi and his Jedi apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, protect the former queen from political separatists.

8:00 3 ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger.

Batman has to keep a balance between heroism and vigilantism to fight a vile criminal known as the Joker, who would plunge Gotham City into anarchy.

B ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio. A society girl abandons her haughty fiance for a penniless artist on the ill-fated ship’s maiden voyage. º ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) Bruce Willis. The sequel’s police hero spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife at a Washington, D.C., airport.

8:05 Ω ››› “Farewell, My Lovely” (1975) Robert Mitchum, Charlotte Rampling. Ex-convict Moose Malloy Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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Vol. 23, No. 39 • June 16 - 22, 2011

By Keith Semple

Mysteries of Missing and Misplaced Keys What do you do when upon returning to your car – luggage in hand – from a trip overseas, you discover that your keys are missing? Or, while loading the shopping into the boot of your rental in St. Thomas one hour before your ferry departs you accidentally lock the keys, along with other personal belongings in the car? These were two separate, and at the time, frustrating dilemmas that my wife and I faced in the not too distant past.

Just over a month ago we travelled to Florida via St. Thomas for a weekend getaway and had the most wonderful time. The journey back was just as enjoyable and relaxing until we got to my car and couldn’t find my bunch of keys. Clothes, toiletries and other items were tossed everywhere as a frantic search ensued to try and locate the missing keys. Nothing! A trip back inside the West End ferry terminal proved just as futile since it was after 6pm and the departure section was already closed.

A friend of ours who lives in West End offered to take us home in the hope of my returning with spare key to get the vehicle. The conversation on the journey to Road Town was dominated by searching questions as we tried to retrace every step of our trip, hoping to remember where I had misplaced the keys.

Things took a turn for the worse when we arrived home and the spare key was not in its usual place of safekeeping. Another frantic search ensued; only this time there was more stuff to toss around – almost the entire house, it seemed! After about an hour, which included an unsuccessful call to the airport in St. Thomas, we finally gave up, pieced the house back together and retired to bed, all the while trying to figure out how we’ll get to work and other places the next day.

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Next morning I awoke slightly refreshed and decided to try the West End ferry dock again, hoping that I had left them there on our outward journey. So I made the call.

Lo and behold, they had a bunch of lost keys in their possession. A brief description was all it took to confirm that it was indeed my bunch of keys, which I was able to retrieve a bit later in the day along with my vehicle.

I’ve still not been able to locate the spare key to date but I’m hopeful that one day it will turn up in one of the least expected corners of the house. Having since had another spare key cut and being extra careful with my key handling, another such dilemma was the last thing on my mind as Alexis and I embarked on a trip to St. Thomas last weekend. (to be continued...)

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events Dad entertained this Father’s Day! Or, give Dad a gift that will keep on giving and head down to CCT for their new iPhone 4 and CCT Freedom package, where he can enjoy unlimited calls, texts and surf the web. Perfect for keeping in touch and chatting face to face.

Lastly, for those Dads who like to kick up their heels, head down to the Pre-Father’s Day Dance and Raffle the at Upper Level Night Club this Friday. With music by DJ Zico and Selector Chris, there are special prizes to be won and proceeds will help towards surgical expenses for those in need.

Mangoes displayed at Mango Array & Tropical Fruit Festival

Mangoes a Go-Go If you love mangoes and tropical fruit then the 2nd annual Mango Array and Tropical Fruit Festival is for you.

The festival will be held on Friday, 17th June at the Noel Lloyd Park from 10am to 6pm where there will be an assortment of mangoes and other tropical fruits on display. Other entertainment includes the Junior Heritage Dancers, face painting, a mango hunt and mango eating competition. So come prepared to get messy and join in the fun!

Women Who Wine Get your best girlfriends together for an evening of fine wines, gourmet treats and of course, lots of chats!

Enjoy the beautiful Ixora Spa on Scrub Island and take in a breathtaking sunset while looking at the spa menu and what it has to offer. The boat leaves the NSX dock at quarter to the hour and the cost is $25 per person. So grab your friends and head out to Scrub every third Wednesday of the month and take some time to enjoy the finer things in life.

Father’s Day Treats This Sunday is Father’s Day, and to mark this special day you could treat Dad to Brunch at Scrub Island Resort.

From 11am to 3pm they will be serving Carved Prime Rib, Mimosas and Bloody Marys (bottomless for Fathers!)

Another brunch option is The Clubhouse at Frenchmans in West End – with its beautiful setting and great food it makes for a great family afternoon. Over at Myetts, in Cane Garden Bay they are serving up a local lunch and a special dinner menu with live entertainment from Awesome Crew from 6:30 till late. So there’s lots to keep

Anegada Pursuit Race The yacht race to Anegada is on – again! All are welcome this Saturday with both racing and cruising classes. Once ashore there will be beach games, a party and more. Registration takes place at RBVIYC on June 17th from 6:30pm to 8pm where Mojito’s and Red Stripe will be served.

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live music • events • concerts •

THURSDAY - JUNE 16

U.P’S CINEMA — DJ Dre & Showtime Band SIR RUPERT BRIERCLIFFE HALL — BVI Childrens

ROAD TOWN SUGAR WORKS MUSEUM —ESHS Arts & Crafts

Exhibition show on daily til June 28

DanceFest from 6:30pm RBVIYC — Anegada pursuit race

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm

CARROT BAY

VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm

BANANAKEET CAFE — Pool parties are back 2-6pm,

Free sunset shot & $1 off cocktails 4-7pm

FRIDAY - JUNE 17 ROAD TOWN

WEST END

VILLAGE CAY — Sushi Night

PUSSER’S — Music by O2 Band 7-10pm

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm

JOLLY ROGER— Live Music by Marvin

U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJ Taz & DJ

Taurrus (out of St. Vincent)

SUNDAY - JUNE 19

UPPER LEVEL NIGHT CLUB — Pre-Father’s Day

ROAD TOWN

Dance music by DJ Zico & Selector Chris

VILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the Last Virgin

from 11- 3pm.

WEST END

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm

PUSSER’S — Music by Norbert’s Steel band 7-10pm

U.P’S CINEMA — Latin Sundays DJ Fuggi &

JOLLY ROGER— Live Music by DA’Tis

DJ Commodore MYETT’S — Father’s Day Lunch & Special Dinner Menu

CARROT BAY BANANAKEET CAFE — Live Music by Ruben

with live muisc by Awesome Crew from 6:30pm

WEST END

VG & OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Live Music with Caave Stout from

6-10pm

SEBASTIAN’S — Candyman live from 7pm.

THE CLUBHOUSE AT FRENCHMANS — Sunday brunch JOLLY ROGER — Sunday Sundown entertainment by

SATURDAY - JUNE 18

DA’Tis & Big Sexy

ROAD TOWN

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band & BBQ 7-10pm

BATH & TURTLE — Leon & the Hot Shots

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm

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• parties • sports • movies and more

MONDAY - JUNE 20 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Mexican Margarita Mondays & Live

PUSSERS — Martini Night 6pm. Daily happy hour

from 4-7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7-10pm

EAST END PUSSER’S EAST — Happy Hour 5-7pm.

Music by Candyman

CANE GARDEN BAY

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

MYETT’S — Live Music by Caave Stout

SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Music 6-10pm

TUESDAY - JUNE 21

VG & OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm BATH & TURTLE RENDEZVOUS BAR (VG)

ROAD TOWN

— Caribbean Buffet and Profile Band

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

CADA Steppin Out (again)— June 26 Sunny Caribbee 17th Annual Yard Sale — June 25 Isabella Morris Primary Talent & Fashion Show — June 25

WEST END THE CLUBHOUSE AT FRENCHMANS — Mojito

Madness Jappy Jour $3 mojitos & $2 tacos

Summer Splash Sea Swim

CANE GARDEN BAY

— June 26

MYETT’S — Music by Eric Christian & serving fresh

baked pizza

HIHO Event— June 26

EAST END

CADA Players Steppin Out

TRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ — Ladies Night

(Again!) — June 26

- 2 for 1 drinks

Fisherman’s Day — July 1 VG & OUTER ISLANDS Firecracker Race & Chili

CHEZ BAMBOO (VG) — Live Music by Morris Mark

Cook-Off — July 2

WEDNESDAY - JUNE 22 Hope Festival — July 4-8

ROAD TOWN

14th CAC Age Group Championship — July 1, 2

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USA Network Welcomes the New Characters Of ‘Suits’ “Characters Welcome” is the slogan for USA Network, and it has done an outstanding job of living up to that with its slate of critically acclaimed and popular series.

So many viewers have welcomed characters such as Michael Westen, Hank Lawson, Neal Caffrey and Annie Walker into their homes that USA is the No. 1 network in all of basic cable.

The network welcomes a few new characters to its mix with Suits, premiering Thursday, June 23.

Suits comes from Doug Liman (the Bourne trilogy) and David Bartis (Heist), two executive producers of another USA series, Covert Affairs. As that show offers a unique twist on the CIA drama, so does Suits present a tweaking of the legal drama genre. In fact, with its quirky characters and combination of humor and drama, it’s somewhat hard to consider Suits a straight-out legal show.

“I almost don’t even think of it as a legal series anymore,” says Patrick J. Adams, who plays new law firm recruit Mike Ross. “We’re doing a really good job of keeping it to the characters, as USA is so known for. It’s all there to service these people and characters.”

The character of Mike is a brilliant but unmotivated college dropout with both book smarts and street smarts. He inadvertently finds himself hired as an associate at a top law firm by the unconventional Harvey Specter.

“I think (Mike) is a guy who’s just beginning to

understand he’s the only person standing in his way,” Adams says. “By that I mean that he’s sort of in that quintessential state that everybody finds in their life when they have to decide to have faith in themselves and really follow through on the things that they said they always dreamed of doing. ... And because he meets this incredible, strange man – Harvey – he’s put in a position where he really has to make that choice for himself.”

Gabriel Macht (The Spirit) plays Harvey, whose swagger offsets Mike’s earnestness.

“He’s got a lot of flash,” Macht says of Harvey. “He thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room, and from the scripts, it’s almost like he is.”

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Vol. 23, No. 39 • June 16 - 22, 2011

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tv specials & highlights THURSDAY JUNE 16, 2011 7:00 0 Pawn Stars 4 NCIS B The First 48 P On Board Marine One Flying, maintaining and protecting the presidential helicopter fleet.

U Iron Chef America 7:30 0 Pawn Stars 8:00 _ ( Wipeout ) The Vampire Diaries / Police Women of Broward County ? Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash 2008 Political satire sketches feature Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton, Fred Armisen as Barack Obama and Darrell Hammond as John McCain, as well as classic political sketches.

8:30 * Rules of Engagement ` 30 Rock 9:00 _ ( Wipeout * CSI: Crime Scene Investigation / Police Women of Broward County 3 Bones 9:30 ` Parks and Recreation 10:00 _ ( Rookie Blue * The Mentalist ` Love Bites 11:00 / Police Women of Broward County B The First 48: Missing Persons

P Earth Under Water Researchers predict the effects of sea-level rise on civilization over the next several centuries.

SUNDAY JUNE 19, 2011 7:00 _ ( America’s Funniest Home Videos 7:30 / Cake Boss 8:00 _ ( Extreme Makeover: Home Edition * The 38th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards Festivities salute excellence in daytime television. (N) 9:00 _ ( Castle ` The 2011 Miss USA Pageant Contestants vie for the crown in the 60th annual pageant. (N) 10:00 _ ( Body of Proof 0 The Protector 10:15 ∂ Treme 10:30 , Ribbon of Sand The Outer Banks of North Carolina and the wild beaches of Cape Lookout.

Q TV Land All Access Exclusive coverage of red carpet arrivals and interviews. (N) 10:56 3 Falling Skies 11:00 0 The Protector P Seized and Sold: The Madoff Auction The property of criminals is auctioned off to the public.

FRIDAY JUNE 17, 2011 7:00 / My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 7:30 0 Pawn Stars 4 NCIS 8:00 _ ( Shark Tank ) Smallville 8:30 0 Reba 9:00 ) Supernatural * CSI: NY , Masterpiece Mystery!

10:00 _ ( 20/20 / My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding < Road of Hope: The Spiritual Journey of Cardinal Nguyen Van Thuan The story of Cardinal Francis Xavier Nguyen Van Thuan, who was imprisoned in Vietnam. ∫ Spartacus: Gods of the Arena 10:30 , Click & Clack’s As the Wrench Turns > Fashion Police U The Best Thing I Ever Ate 11:00 ∫ Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

P Amish at the Altar People who have left the fold cling to traditional rituals. ∂ Game of Thrones

WEDNESDAY JUNE 22, 2011 7:00 / I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant 3 The Mentalist B The First 48 7:30 ∂ I Can Be President: A Kid’sEye View Children’s ideas about the presidency. (N) 8:00 & Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns _ ( The Middle ) America’s Next Top Model U Throwdown With Bobby Flay 8:30 & Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns _ ( The Middle U Throwdown With Bobby Flay 9:00 _ ( Modern Family ) America’s Next Top Model U The Next Food Network Star 9:31 _ ( Happy Endings 9:45 ∂ The Art of Getting By: HBO First Look Freddie Highmore and Emma Roberts star in the comedydrama.

10:00 _ ( Primetime: Beyond Belief * Blue Bloods ` Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 0 Vanished With Beth Holloway 10:30 Q Happily Divorced 3 Franklin & Bash

MONDAY JUNE 20, 2011 7:00 / Kate Plus 8 U Iron Chef America 7:30 ∂ True Blood: Digging Up Season 3 Highlights from the third season of the series.

8:00 _ ( The Bachelorette * How I Met Your Mother 9:00 ) Gossip Girl P Rebuilding Titanic Experts rebuild iconic sections of the Titanic, using 100year-old shipbuilding methods. (N) ∂ Sex Crimes Unit Prosecutors seek justice for the victims of sexual assaults.

9:30 * Mike & Molly 10:00 * Hawaii Five-0 , Abraham and Mary Lincoln: A House Divided (Part 1 of 6) 10:30 > The Soup 11:00U Challenge

TUESDAY JUNE 21, 2011 SATURDAY JUNE 18, 2011 7:30 B Parking Wars U Throwdown With Bobby Flay 8:00 _ ( The Bachelorette * CHAOS P Earth Under Water Researchers predict the effects of sea-level rise on civilization over the next several centuries.

9:00 * The Good Wife 10:00 , Masterpiece Classic 11:00 , Secrets of the Dead

7:00 / The Little Couple 7:30 N 1,000 Ways to Die 8:00 _ ( Wipeout ) One Tree Hill 8:30 / 19 Kids and Counting 9:00 ) Hellcats 9:30 / 19 Kids and Counting 10:00 _ ( Combat Hospital 3 HawthoRNe > Keeping Up With the Kardashians 10:30 / The Little Couple 11:00 0 Drop Dead Diva

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more TV movies wants 1940s Los Angeles private eye Phillip Marlowe to find his girlfriend, Velma.

10:20 N ›››‡ “Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith” (2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. Seduced by the dark side, Anakin Skywalker turns against his mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi and becomes Darth Vader.

11:15 3 ››› “Outland” (1981) Sean Connery, Peter Boyle. A 21st-century lawman has a showdown with company goons at a mining colony on one of Jupiter’s moons.

11:45 ∏ ››› “The Reader” (2008) Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes. iTV. In postwar Germany, a teenager has a love affair with an older woman who is hiding a terrible secret.

11:50 º ››› “Strange Days” (1995) Ralph Fiennes. A blackmarketeer who sells virtual-reality experiences tries to save his ex-flame from a sadistic gangster in 1999 Los Angeles.

12:01 B ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A society girl abandons her haughty fiance for a penniless artist on the ill-fated ship’s maiden voyage.

SATURDAY JUNE 18, 2011 6:00 J ››› “Lying to Be Perfect” (2010) Poppy Montgomery, Adam Kaufman. A magazine editor secretly works as an advice columnist at night. ner of a fugitive spy.

6:20 º ››› “The Princess and the Frog” (2009) Voices of Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana.

7:15 ∫ ››› “Salt” (2010) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. After a defector accuses her of spying for the Russians, a CIA officer goes on the run and tries to come up with a way to establish her innocence.

8:00 1 ›››‡ “The Incredibles” (2004) Voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter.

Animated. Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero and his family get a chance to save the world.

9:00 2 ›››‡ “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington. Blind since childhood, Ray Charles overcomes poverty, hardship and addiction and becomes an American music legend.

11:30 1 ››› “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” (1971) Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson. A poor boy and his grandfather win a tour through the marvelous factory of a wily confectioner.

10:40 ∫ ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell. Two deskbound detectives get more than they bargain for when they take on a seemingly minor case that may turn out to be New York’s biggest crime.

11:00 ? ››› “The Wackness” (2008) Ben Kingsley. Premiere. A teenage pot dealer sells weed to his therapist and falls in love with the man’s stepdaughter.

Z ›››› “Taxi Driver” (1976) Robert De Niro, Jodie Foster. A disturbed New York cabby befriends a teenage hooker and frees her from her pimp.

SUNDAY JUNE 19, 2011 6:30 ∂ ›››‡ “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. A thief who enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he is given the dangerous task of planting an idea in someone’s subconscious.

7:15 ∏ ››› “A Single Man” (2009) Colin Firth. iTV. Planning to commit suicide at the end of the day, a gay professor who recently lost his lover goes about his daily routine and visits with longtime friends.

8:00 º ››› “Smokey and the Bandit” (1977) Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a runaway bride and 400 cases of beer.

9:00 A ›››‡ “The Road Warrior” (1981) Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence. Loner lawman Mad Max fights barbarian bikers for gasoline in the wasteland of the future.

9:30 1 ››› “Cars” (2006) Voices of Owen Wilson, Paul Newman. Animated. A rookie race car that only cares about winLimin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

Swimmers Getting Their Feet Wet In Competition For the last 27 years, I’ve been haunted by a quesAt the time of my visit it was a delight to see Elinah tion I was asked during the territory’s debut in the 1984 Phillip—who dominated her 9-10 years old age group Los Angeles Olympic Games. and ended up capturing 7 gold medals along with new The memory was rekindled when the Territory’s national and personal records—in action. swimmers on the Makos Swimming Club, competed in Whenever the BVI group swam, although outnumthe St. Thomas Stingrays Invitational on June 4. bered – the Territory’s supporters with the Territory’s flag “It’s good to see the BVI fielding a 4x400m track as their backdrop – drowned out their USVI counterparts and field relay team in the Olympic Games,” a man said cheers. to me that hot smoggy summer day in Los Angeles in Elinah’s older sister Amarah also swam new nation1984. “But, the BVI is surrounded by water. Where are al and personal records in her 11-12 years old age group your swimmers?” I couldn’t answer. as she gained 3 gold, 1 silver and 1 bronze medal.

Fast forward 27 years and nowadays, swimming is Newcomers Ben Richards in the 15-17 years old age gradually taking a foothold. I was delighted to learn that group and Brionka Halbert 11-12 year olds age group at least nine are in the water every afternoon and seven impressed with their medal hauls of 2 silver and 2 bronze of them would go off to the Stingrays Invitational— for Richards and a bronze for Halbert respectively. thanks to a donation from Myron Walwyn to help defray Three of the newest Makos Club swimmers, Gregory their costs.

Nelson II, Shamoy Todman and Diimori Maduro got their Having started covering swimming since the 2003 feet wet for the first time in competition in their taster Pan American Games in Santo Domingo when I covered events – the 50m breast stroke. the U.S. Virgin Islands team for the St. Thomas Daily In the mixed relays, the team of Amarah, Elinah, News and again at the 2004 Athens Olympic Games, I’d Brionka and Ben placed 2nd and 3rd respectively in their been hooked on the sport, the environment and the two events. swimmers camaraderie.

During the June 25 Olympic Day activities, swimAs I was in St. Thomas during mers will have a mini gala at 4 p.m. at the time that the swimmers from the Prospect Reef. club were competing in the Stingrays The Makos Swim Club, a memInvitational, I took a moment to witber of the BVI Swimming Federation, ness some of the competition where is a volunteer run organization of parour youngsters competed and perents, swimmers, coaches and comformed extremely well. I would have munity members who together are liked to show that man in LA a photo working to promote and develop the of the development—though it has sport of competitive swimming in the taken 27 years.

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more TV movies ning learns what is really important in life after getting stranded in a town along historic Route 66.

10:00 5 ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) Jim Caviezel, Monica Bellucci. Condemned to die by crucifixion, Jesus of Nazareth endures the agony of his final 12 hours.

11:04 & ››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (2002) Nia Vardalos, John Corbett. Family tensions arise after a woman falls in love with a man who is not Greek.

12:20 N ›››‡ “Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi” (1983) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Luke Skywalker, now an experienced Jedi knight, tries to discover Darth Vader’s identity.

10:30 ∂ ›››‡ “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A thief who enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he is given the dangerous task of planting an idea in someone’s subconscious.

11:30 J ›››‡ “The Color Purple” (1985) Whoopi Goldberg, Danny Glover. A black Southern woman struggles to find her identity after suffering years of abuse from her father and others over 40 years.

12:05 Z ›››› “The Red Shoes” (1948) Moira Shearer, Anton Walbrook. A ballerina loves a ballet composer but dances for an obsessive impresario.

12:45 ∫ ››› “The Devil’s Own” (1997) Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt. A New York policeman learns that his Irish houseguest is an IRA terrorist seeking U.S. weapons.

MONDAY JUNE 20, 2011 6:15 Z ›››‡ “Lifeboat” (1944) Tallulah Bankhead, William Bendix. A chic writer, a stoker and others drift with the U-boat captain who has sunk their ship.

6:20 Ω ››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968) Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea. People hide in a house from carnivorous walking corpses revived by radiation fallout.

6:30 º ››› “Undercover Brother” (2002) Eddie Griffin, Chris Kattan. A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators.

8:00 J ›››‡ “The Color Purple” (1985) Whoopi Goldberg, Danny Glover. A black Southern woman struggles to find her identity after suffering years of abuse from her father and others over 40 years.

9:00 , ››› “The Most Dangerous Game” (1932) Joel McCrea. Mad Count Zaroff gives a shipwrecked couple a knife, then hunts them with hounds and a bow and arrows.

10:00 Z ››› “The Fourth Protocol” (1987) Michael Caine, Pierce Brosnan. A British spy tries to stop his Soviet counterpart from nuking a U.S. air base in England.

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TUESDAY JUNE 21, 2011 6:20 º ››› “Lucas” (1986) Corey Haim, Kerri Green. School bullies pick on a scrawny 14-year-old in front of his 16-year-old summer dream-girl.

7:30 2 ››‡ “Romeo Must Die” (2000) Jet Li, Aaliyah. While seeking vengeance for his brother’s murder, a former Hong Kong policeman falls for his foe’s daughter.

8:05 Ω ››› “The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain” (1995) Hugh Grant, Tara Fitzgerald.

A cartographer maps the terrain of a small village and crosses paths with a local beauty in 1917 Wales.

9:45 Ω ›› “Piccadilly Jim” (2004) Sam Rockwell, Frances O’Connor. A lazy playboy hatches an elaborate plot to woo a woman who loathes his debauchery.

9:50 º ›››‡ “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone.

A New York bookie and his pal turn a Las Vegas casino into an empire, then one’s money-hungry wife helps bring it down.

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more TV movies 10:00 Z ››› “Victim” (1961) Dirk Bogarde, Sylvia Sims. A prominent London barrister sets out to learn the identity of a blackmailer who preys on homosexuals.

11:30 Ω ›› “Vanilla Sky” (2001) Tom Cruise, Penélope Cruz.

A wealthy womanizer has trouble distinguishing dreams from reality after a car accident leaves him disfigured.

11:55 Z ››› “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” (1975) Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon. Square Brad and Janet are stranded at Dr. Frank N. Furter’s mansion with weirdos from the Transylvania galaxy.

12:30 ∫ ››‡ “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska. Live action/animated. Now a teenager, Alice returns to Underland, where she must find her destiny and put an end to the Red Queen’s reign of terror.

1:00 2 ››‡ “Romeo Must Die” (2000) Jet Li, Aaliyah. While seeking vengeance for his brother’s murder, a former Hong Kong policeman falls for his foe’s daughter.

8:15 ª ››› “Salt” (2010) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. After a defector accuses her of spying for the Russians, a CIA officer goes on the run and tries to come up with a way to establish her innocence.

8:30 1 ››› “Grease” (1978) John Travolta, Olivia NewtonJohn. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school.

9:00 , ››› “Vengeance Valley” (1951) Burt Lancaster, Robert Walker. A rancher’s two sons are divided by a scandalous secret.

10:05 º ›››‡ “The Thing” (1982) Kurt Russell, A. Wilford Brimley. Antarctic outpost men fight a slimy alien able to assume the form of life it engulfs.

11:00 ? ››‡ “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr., Beyoncé Knowles. To collect his aunt’s inheritance, an unemployed man must form a gospel choir and lead it to success.

11:20 ∫ ››‡ “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. A determined detective and Russian mobsters complicate the plan of a gang of skilled thieves to rob an armored car carrying millions of dollars.

12:00 º ››› “Strange Days” (1995) Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett. A black-marketeer who sells virtual-reality experiences tries to save his ex-flame from a sadistic gangster in 1999 Los Angeles.

1:00 2 ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. ∂ ››› “The Informant!” (2009) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula.

FBI agents receive an unpleasant surprise when they rely on ADM executive Mark Whitacre to gather evidence in their pricefixing case against agribusiness giant Archer Daniels Midland.

WEDNESDAY JUNE 22, 2011 6:00 1 ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. A doctor’s teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963.

6:45 π ›› “Ninja Assassin” (2009) Rain. A rogue enlists the help of the Europol agent whose life he saved to bring down the clan of hired killers who trained him as an assassin.

7:10 ∫ ›› “Maid in Manhattan” (2002) Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel.

8:00 2 ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes.

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THURSDAY JUNE 16, 2011 12:00 ; Ball Up Streetball [ The Morning Line 1:00 M 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship First Round. (N) 1:45 9 Sport Today 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show = MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. (N) 3:00 ` 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship First Round. (N) ; Big 12 Showcase Women’s Sports Special (N) 3:30 ; Pleasure Boater (N) 4:00 8 SportsCenter (N) ; The Fisherman’s Handbook 5:00 8 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship First Round. (N) ; Action Sports World Tour 5:15 = Tenth Inning (N) 6:30 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 8:00 8 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship Best of the First Round.

9:00 ; Action Sports World Tour M Skateboard Street League N iMPACT Wrestling (N) 9:45 ∂ Max Kellerman Face Off: Klitschko vs. Haye (N) 10:30 ; The Final Score (N) 11:00 8 M SportsCenter (N) ; Maloof Money Cup (Taped)

FRIDAY JUNE 17, 2011 12:00 ; The Great Ride 1:00 ; Boys in the Hall Championship Second Round. (N) 1:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories 1:45 9 Sport Today 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show 3:00 ` 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship Second Round.

8 SportsCenter (N) 4:00; Ball Up Streetball ; Action Sports World Tour 6:00 ; Boys in the Hall 6:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories 7:00 8 SportsCenter (N) ∂ McEnroe/Borg: Fire & Ice 8:00 ; Boxing Cristian Favela vs.

Jessie Vargas.

9:00 M Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) 9:30 9 Extra Time 10:00 ; Boys in the Hall 11:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 11:30 ; The Final Score (N)

SATURDAY JUNE 18, 2011 12:00 N Trucks 12:30 PM N MuscleCar 1:00 8 SportsCenter (N) ; Action Sports World Tour M 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship Third Round. (N) 2:00 ` 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship Third Round. (N) 8 College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 1 ; Action Sports World Tour 2:15 9 Sport Today Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

3:00 _ ( NASCAR Countdown (N) * XTERRA Adventures 3:30 _ ( NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Carfax 250. (N) 4:00 * XTERRA Adventures ; MLS Soccer San Jose Earthquakes at Sporting Kansas City.

6:30 ; Boys in the Hall 7:00 ) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at New York Mets.

8 College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 2: Teams ; Boxing Cristian Favela vs. Jessie Vargas.

7:30 M U.S. Open Golf Films 8:00 = MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Arizona Diamondbacks. (N) 8:30 9 Spirit of Yachting 9:00 ; Ball Up Streetball M Poker Full Tilt: Latin Million Challenge 10.

10:00 8 Baseball Tonight (N) M Poker Full Tilt: Poker After Dark 10.

10:30 ; The Final Score (N) ∂ Boxing Canelo Alvarez vs. Ryan Rhodes, Super Welterweights. (N) 11:00 . Giants Access Blue 11:30 ; The Final Score (N)

SUNDAY JUNE 19, 2011 12:00 3 Countdown to Green ; Action Sports World Tour 12:15 PM ∂ Max Kellerman Face Off: Klitschko vs. Haye 12:30 PM 8 SportsCenter (N) ∂ McEnroe/Borg: Fire & Ice 1:00 ) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at New York Mets.

3 NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips 400.

M 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship Final Round. (N) 1:30 & MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Boston Red Sox. ` 2011 U.S. Open Golf Championship Final Round. (N) 2:00 * Sportswatch 8 College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 3: Teams 3:30 _ ( IndyCar Racing 9 Spirit of Yachting 4:00 * NCAA Spring Highlight Show ; Boys in the Hall (N) 4:30 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 5:00 * Lucas Oil Late Model Dirt Series (Taped) 6:00 ; Action Sports World Tour 7:00 8 Baseball Tonight (N) 8:00 8 MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Chicago Cubs.

M MLB Baseball Teams TBA. 10:00 ; Boys in the Hall 10:30 ; The Final Score (N)

MONDAY JUNE 20, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) ; Baseball’s Golden Age 12:30 PM ; Boys in the Hall 1:00 8 SportsCenter (N)

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2:00 8 College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 5: Teams ; The Dan Patrick Show (N) Championship Final Round.

3:00 ; The Great Ride 4:00 ; Golf CVS Caremark Charity Classic, First Round.

5:00 8 Around the Horn (N) M Soccer Argentina vs. Albania.

7:00 8 MLB Baseball Teams 8:00 4 WWE Monday Night RAW (N) 9:00 ; Boys in the Hall M Wimbledon Championships Match of the Day (N) 9:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories 10:00 ; The Game 365 11:30 ; The Final Score (N)

TUESDAY JUNE 21, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) 2:00 8 College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 7: Teams ; The Dan Patrick Show (N) M Argentine Soccer Teams 3:00 ; Action Sports World Tour 4:00 ; Golf CVS Caremark Charity Classic, Final Round.

5:00 8 Around the Horn (N) M Soccer (Taped) 5:30 8 Pardon the Interruption ; Amazing Sports Stories 7:00 . MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Cincinnati Reds. (N) 8 College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 8: Teams 7:30 = Lead-Off Man (N) 8:00 ; MLS Soccer San Jose Earthquakes at Sporting Kansas City. = MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox. (N) 9:00 M Wimbledon Championships Match of the Day (N) 10:00 8 Baseball Tonight (N) 11:30 ; The Final Score (N)

WEDNESDAY JUNE 22, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) 12:30 PM ; Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing 1:00 8 SportsCenter (N) ; In Fisherman Critical Concepts 1:30 ; In-Fisherman Specials 1:45 9 Sport Today 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show M WNBA Basketball Phoenix Mercury at San Antonio Silver Stars.

3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report 3:30 8 College Football Live 4:00 8 NFL Live (N) 4:30 8 Jim Rome Is Burning ; What’s in the Garage 6:00 ; MMAthletics (N) 6:30 ; Boys in the Hall 7:00 8 MLB Baseball Teams ; Action Sports World Tour 10:00 8 NBA Draft Preview (N) M Wimbledon Championships Match of the Day (N) 10:30 ; The Final Score (N) 11:00 8 M SportsCenter (N)