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Mar 8 - 14, 2012 Vol.24, No.25

YOUR FREE GUIDE To our Islands’ Happenings

The Caribbean Arts & Crafts Festival March 9-15

ALSO THIS WEEK: Ashu Classical Saxophonist @ HLSCC • Dark & Stormy • Full Moon Parties • Grown & Sexy Anniversary

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This Week’s Feature Story

The Dark and Stormy Yachtsmen will be heading for Anegada this weekend as the The Dark and Stormy, one of the highlights of the West End Yacht Club calendar, sets sail.

Slated for Friday, March 9th through Monday March 12th, the event, now in its 15th year, promises a Commonwealth weekend packed with sailing fun and non-stop shoreside activities.

Registration is on Friday at de Loose Mongoose between 6 and 8pm, with a barbecue special and happy hour drinks getting the regatta off to a rollicking start. Saturday, a special breakfast and skippers meeting will be held at the at de Loose Mongoose between 8am and 9am, followed by a race start off Marina Cay at 10:30am.

Once on Anegada, the Anegada Reef Hotel will be serving a hearty dinner, and the music and dancing promises to go on until the early hours. On Sunday – or “Fun Day” as it has been dubbed – there will be games and activities galore, including horseshoes, dominoes, sandcastle building, kite flying, beach trips, a “bang and go back” dinghy race and even a lion fish derby. Burgers and hot dogs will be served on the

Dark & Stormy Race

beach for lunch, and a buffet or á la carte dinner will be served in the evening accompanied by more music and dancing.

On Monday revelers head back to Tortola with a Pursuit Race to Nanny Cay on the roster, followed by the Goslings Awards and Prize giving ceremony, also at Nanny Cay. The party continues with more music and dancing on the beach. What better way to spend the holiday weekend than at the Dark & Stormy, which has become one of the BVI’s most anticipated yachting events.

For more information call the West End Yacht Club at 496-8685 or Martin Halpern at 342-3084.

– Claudia Colli

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By Arlena St. Hilaire

They Grow So Fast I spent most of the weekend hanging out with my one-year-old niece Kaylee who turns two next month.

Whenever I’m around her I get flash backs of the Bill Cosby Show Kids Say The Darndest Things. She says pretty much everything including calling me by name and not aunty like she should. The thing is, I am fairly certain, she does it to toy with me. Every time she calls me “Lena” she starts laughing hysterically, but if she wants something she calls me aunty. At a year and a half she is the most active of all the other kids in my family. I know I should expect this but it still catches me off guard when I see her, for instance, out in the yard helping her dad work on his truck or in deep conversation with her brother. Even though her words aren’t really clear yet she gets her point across. It seems she likes mechanics as she is already displaying talents in that field. She likes to laugh and play practical jokes and I get the sense that she is and will be a bit of a daredevil.

I watched as she played with her older brother K’Shaun and she mimics everything that he does. For instance, he takes karate and he sometimes practices at home. Well, Kaylee has been watching and picking up a few moves of her own. Needless to say in a few years she will be a force to be reckoned with. She is so funny because I hear her around the house going “che, che,” so I asked my sister exactly what she was saying and what

Lime ... “to hang around idly” or “to go out on the town.”

Source: The Dictionary of Virgin Islands English Creole by the late edu-cator and historian Lito Valls. The Limin’ Times brings you all the news about when and where to “lime” in the British Virgin Islands.

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Kaylee hard at work changing a tire

it meant. She explained that when Kaylee’s brother practices his karate he says “che” when doing his moves, and the little parrot that she is, has picked it up.

In order to keep bonding we decided to go to the park. Once there she was in her element – with an open field to run, slides and swings, she was high on life. I mean she has nothing else to worry about, so why not?

She even tried her hand at basketball. She ran up and down the court trying desperately to get the ball away from her brother who was trying to work on his game. By the end of our fun filled day she was starting to wind down, I mean after all she did have a long day at the office.

While every effort is made to ensure that information is correct, we cannot accept responsibility for any errors, changes in schedules, ads or other information in this magazine, which is intended as a guide only.

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Ask Koren Your personal E-therapist, is in the house!

AskI Wait Koren Should or Settle Dear Koren, Some time ago you wrote an article about love not being elusive, but for me, it is! I have always had a list of things I would like to have in a boyfriend or husband, but most of the men I meet are falling short. Is it better for me to hold out and wait for what I truly want or just give to one of the guys who say they like me and settle out of desperation?

–Lonely tion, it is just exploring the options. Desperation is staying long after you decide that a relationship is not for you because of some benefit you are receiving.

I cannot tell you what to do, but if you have a reasonable attraction to someone who does not have 90% of the items on your list, then you can still go out with that person and see what happens. You must just realize that you can be happy with 75% and the other bit might not matter as much anyway.

I really do want to applaud you though, for knowing what you want and for having standards. Too many women and men just accept anyone that comes along and end up flitting from relationship to relationship.

Don’t discard your list, it is useful as a guide, but just ensure that you are flexible enough to not pass up on a good man, just because he is not a carbon copy of an image you created in your head.

Dear Lonely, When I talk about love not being elusive, I meant love generally not necessarily romantic love. We can find love in many sources if we make ourselves lovable and stay open-minded. Romantic love though, can be difficult to find and more so if you have a list of requirements.

The longer the list, the more difficult it will be to find your version of an ideal man.

Are you flexible about your list? Then break it down into four categories: things you absolutely must have, things you want but you are willing to do without, things you absolutely don’t want and things you don’t like but can tolerate. Then just look at the must haves and definitely don’t want lists and it automatically becomes shorter, hence making it easier for a mere mortal man to be eligible.

Deciding to be with someone because they don’t have everything you want is not settling out of despera-

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By Jane Bakewell

The Sunset Limited The film opens in a subway station with muffled sounds of people and a hazy view.

Close ups on the station name give us the establishing shot – the Sunset Limited is a subway line with a prophetic name soon to be revealed. Next the camera moves to the only other set on the whole film, a rundown apartment with two men, one white (Tommy Lee Jones) and one black (Samuel L. Jackson) sitting opposite each other at a table. Although their names are not given, it is soon clear their professions, their stories, and most importantly their individual raisons d’être, becomes the central focus. Action is minimal.

Thoughts are the key players here.

Cast & Credits

The white man a nihilist professor in the midst of

Samuel L. Jackson-----------------------------Black Tommy Lee Jones-----------------------------White

great existential angst has just tried to take his life by hurling himself in front of the Sunset Limited. The black man, an ex-con changed by the Gospel message,

The script by Cormac McCarthy (the novelist who

is there to save him from physical harm and also to

wrote No Country for Old Men) is direct, confrontative

offer him eternal answers, if he would just listen.

and ultimately revealing who these strangers are now

The back and forth banter reveals that both men

that their lives have been thrown together. The black

have had some hard knocks along the way, but one

man believes man is offered “pain or happiness” and

sees no reason to live anymore and the other sees the

we ultimately choose which we want. The white pro-

only reason to live is to serve his brother. “You didn’t

fessor, having searched the higher realms of the intel-

look my brother,” he says at one point. But Jesus

lect, believes it is all futile and that suffering and

showed him differently. So he fixes the professor a

human destiny is one and the same. They experience

meal in his spare and squalid apartment and tries to

this hour or so together and then a choice is made. It

keep him in dialogue and away from the door – a sure

will leave you thinking long after the apartment door

sign he will leave and attempt suicide again.

finally closes.

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events as it is to listen to him.”

Ashu, who has played at concert halls around the world, brings his charismatic and moving performance style to works by Debussy, Piazzolla, Rachmaninoff and Morricone. The concert begins at 8 pm.

Crafts on Display In a display of color and creativity, local and regional crafts will be on display at Trellis Bay this weekend for the 2012 Caribbean Arts and Crafts Festival. On Friday, March 9th the Duke of Gloucester will open the show at 3pm, highlighting the importance of crafts to tourism and to the area’s economy.

There will be special activities throughout the weekend: Saturday will feature a Farmer’s Market; Sunday, a Public Painting Performance; and Monday, VI Culture Performances. The show then continues on Virgin Gorda on Tuesday, March 13th; in Road Town on Wednesday; and in North Sound on Thursday. The many items on display, include basketry, jewelry, woodcraft and leather goods. With local entertainment and food featured throughout, there will be something for everyone at this one-of-a-kind event.

Full Moon Rising It’s time to howl once again at the BVI’s monthly full moon parties on Thursday, March 8th. Trellis Bay will be offering family fun with a barbecue, mocko jumbies, fireball burning, and music. For those who prefer to party out west, Bomba’s will be serving up his own brand of lunar madness.

Party on Saturday Don’t miss the many parties happening this Saturday. Grown and Sexy celebrates its second anniversary with a bash at the Bat Cave. Mixing it up are DJs Outkast, Bertrum, and Wiz.

Star Saxophonist at College Ashu, a 26-year-old classical saxophonist, will take to the HLSCC stage this Saturday, March 10th with a dynamic style that bridges classical and popular music. The young artist has been featured on NBC, CBS and NPR, which described his performance as “riveting” and “brilliant; while the Dallas Morning News has said that it’s “just as much fun to watch him

Main Street Walks

Ashu Classical Saxophonist

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Mitch Kent will be leading a tour of Historic Main Street on Saturday March 10th from 10am-12:30pm. The tour starts at Old Government House Museum and continues to the Fire Proof Building. Attendance is $50 and proceeds benefit the Old Government House Museum. Additional tours will be held on March 24th, April 14th and April 28th.

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live music • events • concerts •

THURSDAY - MAR. 8

QUITO’S — Live music by Quito & the Edge

ROAD TOWN

EAST END

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm THE PUB — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm ORIGIN — Lunch take out from 12-2pm, Sushi from

5:30-11pm

Registration party 6-8pm TRELLIS BAY — The Caribbean Arts & Crafts Festival

opening 3pm

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Tapas Night & Live music by Cave QUITO’S — Live music Quito plays solo ELM’S — Carib & Mackeson 2 for $5 all day

SCRUB ISLAND — Cheeseburgers in Paradise with

live music

SATURDAY - MAR. 10 ROAD TOWN

NANNY CAY BEACH BAR — Wally Ball on the beach, drink specials

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm ORIGIN — Lunch take out from 12-2pm, Sushi from

5:30-11pm

CAPOON’S BAY SEBASTIANS BY THE SEA — Happy Hour 4-6pm BOMBA SHACK — Bomba’s Full Moon Party

UPS — The Kings Party w/ DJ Millennium King BAT CAVE — Grown & Sexy 2nd Anniversay 10pm

EAST END

NANNY CAY

TRELLIS BAY — Full Moon music by Razorblades

8-midnight; fire sculptures & mocko jumbies

BEACH BAR —Live band & BBQ on the beach

CAPOON’S BAY SEBASTIANS BY THE SEA — Happy Hour 4-6pm

VG & OUTER ISLANDS MARINA CAY — Eric Stone plays Happy Hour 5-8pm

EAST END

FRIDAY - MAR. 9

HLSCC — Ashu Classical Saxophonist 8pm

ROAD TOWN

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm THE PUB — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Hennessy Fridays ORIGIN — Lunch take out from 12-2pm, Sushi from

5:30-11pm UPS — Cosmic Bowling Showtime Band & DJ Dre

ANEGADA — Dark & Stormy Regatta Race

to Anegada

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — KapEye Plays 5-7pm sunset happy hour

SUNDAY - MAR. 11

NANNY CAY BEACH BAR — TGIF party with BBQ on the beach

ROAD TOWN

CANE GARDEN BAY

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm UPS — Latin Sunday with DJ Foggie; beer specials

MYETT’S — Pizza Night

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• parties • sports • movies and more

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Sunset Happy Hour with Clem on Steel

Pan 2-4pm ELM’S — Beach BBQ & Live Entertainment; Happy Hour 4-6:30pm

NANNY CAY

TUESDAY - MAR. 13 LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm ORIGIN — Lunch takeout 12-2pm, Sushi 5:30-11pm

CANE GARDEN BAY

CAPOON’S BAY

ELM’S — Happy Hour 4-6:30pm MYETT’S — Pizza night with music by KapEye QUITO’S —Live music Quito solo

SEBASTIANS BY THE SEA — Live entertainment music by Candyman 7-10pm

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

BEACH BAR —Lunchtime BBQ & DJ on the beach

VG & OUTER ISLANDS MARINA CAY — Eric Stone plays Happy Hour 5-8pm ANEGADA — Dark & Stormy Regatta fun day, dinner

and live music

MONDAY - MAR. 12 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm ORIGIN — Lunch take out from 12-2pm

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Mexican night music by Candyman QUITO’S — Music by Guest Artist

CAPOON’S BAY SEBASTIANS BY THE SEA — Happy Hour 4-6pm

VG & OUTER ISLANDS MARINA CAY — Eric Stone plays Happy Hour 5-8pm SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night & Tropical Buffet

with live music from 6-10pm NANNY CAY — Dark & Stormy Regatta pursuit race,

awards ceremony and dinner

UPCOMING EVENTS

ROAD TOWN

MARINA CAY — Eric Stone plays Happy Hour 5-8pm VG — The Caribbean Arts & Crafts Festival with live

entertainment & music

WEDNESDAY -MAR. 14

CADA Players “Ring Masters” @ HLSCC Mar 30, 31 & Apr 1

ROAD TOWN

Caribbean Super Yacht Regatta — Mar 14-17

LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm THE PUB — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm ORIGIN — Lunch take out from 12-2pm, Sushi from

JVD Preservation Society Fundraiser — Mar 19

5:30-11pm ROAD TOWN — The Caribbean Arts & Crafts Festival

with live entertainment & music

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Bushwacker & KapEye at Happy Hour then music by A Touch of Class from 7pm ELM’S — Pizza & Shepherds Pie Night with live entertainment; Happy Hour 4-6:30pm QUITO’S — Music by Oren of Blue Essence Band

11th Annual VG Golf Classic @ Mineshaft — Mar 24 Diana King Reggae Showcase @ HLSCC — Mar 24 BVI Spring Regatta — Mar 26 - Apr 1

CAPOON’S BAY SEBASTIANS BY THE SEA — Happy Hour 4-6pm

VG & OUTER ISLANDS MARINA CAY — Eric Stone plays Happy Hour 5-8pm

5th Annual Black & White Thang— May 5 Paws For A Cause Fundraiser— May 11 HLSCC Summer Concert — May 19 Swim the Sound — June 3

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tv specials & highlights THURSDAY MARCH 8, 2012 7:00 0 Dance Moms 1 Animal Cops Phoenix 4 NCIS 7:30 6 Full Force Nature > Khloe and Lamar 8:00 0 Project Runway All Stars 1 Mutant Planet 4 NCIS 6 Weather Center Live B The First 48 L Secrets of the FBI Extensive operations are required to protect the U.S. Capital, its citizens and politicians.

P Alaska State Troopers 8:30 ∂ The Big C 9:00 _ ( Wipeout ) The Vampire Diaries * The Big Bang Theory ` 30 Rock 0 Project Runway All Stars 4 NCIS P Finding Atlantis Scientists use satellite photography, ground-penetrating radar and underwater archaeology.

9:30 ` Parks and Recreation 1 Deadly 60 6 Ice Pilots > A-List Listings Multimillion-dollar mansions are bought and sold by celebs.

9:31 * The Big Bang Theory 10:00 _ ( Grey’s Anatomy ) Supernatural * Person of Interest ` The Office 0 Project Runway All Stars 1 Animal Planet’s Most Outrageous N Wrecked P Area 51 Declassified Veterans who worked on the base during the 1950s share their firsthand experiences, observations and secrets.

10:30 , The Powder & the Glory Elizabeth Arden and Helena Rubinstein change the cosmetics industry. ` Up All Night 6 Lifeguard!

N Wrecked 11:00 * The Mentalist ` Awake 0 Project Runway All Stars: After the Runway 1 Dog Whisperer 4 NCIS P Million Dollar Moon Rock Heist An intern steals moons rocks from the Johnson Space Center.

) Nikita * Undercover Boss ` Who Do You Think You Are? 0 America’s Most Wanted 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 2 Lavell Crawford: Can a Brother Get Some Love? The comic discusses his Mama and arguing with siblings.

6 Coast Guard Alaska > Ice Loves Coco B Storage Wars Texas C Fred: The Show D The Celebrity Apprentice K 3ABN Homecoming L Bering Sea Gold P Alaska Wing Men 9:30 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals > Khloe and Lamar B Storage Wars Texas ∏ R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour: The Series 10:00 _ ( Primetime: What Would You Do? ) Supernatural * The Mentalist ` Grimm 0 America’s Most Wanted 10:30 2 Steve Harvey: Still Trippin’ Comic Steve Harvey provides funny anecdotes on work and family.

11:00 _ ( 20/20 * Blue Bloods , Independent Lens ` Dateline NBC P Witness: Disaster in Japan Japan’s massive earthquake and resulting tsunami of 2011.

tv specials & highlights

FRIDAY MARCH 9, 2012 7:00 1 Animal Cops Phoenix 4 NCIS P Expedition Wild ∏ A Father... a Son... Once Upon a Time in Hollywood The lives of actors Kirk and Michael Douglas.

7:30 6 Storm Riders > The Soup B Storage Wars 8:00 1 Mutant Planet 8:30 B Storage Wars 8:35 ∏ Tower Prep 9:00 _ ( Shark Tank

SATURDAY MARCH 10, 2012 7:00 4 NCIS 6 From the Edge With Peter Lik B Billy the Exterminator L Bering Sea Gold P Finding Jack the Ripper Detective Trevor Marriott tackles the iconic cold case.

7:30 6 From the Edge With Peter Lik B Billy the Exterminator 8:00 4 NCIS 6 Weather Center Live B Billy the Exterminator L Bering Sea Gold P Expedition Whiskey The recovery of a 100-year-old stash of whiskey. π Crematorium 8:30 B Billy the Exterminator 9:00 _ ( Wipeout * NCIS: Los Angeles (Part 1 of 2) ` Harry’s Law 1 At the End of My Leash 9:30 1 At the End of My Leash 6 Weather Caught on Camera B Billy the Exterminator 10:00 _ ( 20/20 * Criminal Minds ` The Firm 1 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 10:30 6 Lifeguard!

B Billy the Exterminator 11:00 4 NCIS > Khloe and Lamar B Billy the Exterminator L Bering Sea Gold

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P Alaska State Troopers

SUNDAY MARCH 11, 2012 7:00 _ America’s Funniest Home Videos * 60 Minutes ` Dateline NBC P Wild Justice 7:30 > Ice Loves Coco B Storage Wars 8:00 _ Once Upon a Time ( America’s Funniest Home Videos * The Amazing Race ` Harry’s Law 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals > Ice Loves Coco B Storage Wars D Luxury Boom: The New Big Spenders Inside the luxury boom for a look at the new big spenders, new trends and unexpected gender twists.

P Wild Justice ∫ Hell on Wheels 8:30 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals > Khloe and Lamar B Storage Wars D America’s Oil Rush: Boom or Bust A modern day oil rush in Williston, N.D. fuels a boom in jobs, but also brings a rise in crime.

9:00 _ Desperate Housewives ( Once Upon a Time * The Good Wife , Masterpiece Classic (Part 1 of 5) ` The Celebrity Apprentice 0 Army Wives 6 Coast Guard Alaska > Khloe and Lamar B Storage Wars D Nuclear Meltdown Observation of the March 2011 nuclear disaster in Japan.

P Wild Justice [ Fareed Zackaria GPS ∂ Luck 9:30 > Khloe and Lamar B Storage Wars 10:00 ( Desperate Housewives * CSI: Miami 0 Coming Home 1 Afterlife The scavenging and decomposition process.

2 The Game 6 Weather Center Live > Khloe and Lamar B Breakout Kings N Octane Academy P Wild Justice ∂ The Big C 10:01 _ GCB 10:30 2 Let’s Stay Together > Ice Loves Coco N Car Crazy 11:00 , Masterpiece Classic (Part 2 of 5) 1 Dog Whisperer 2 Let’s Stay Together 6 Lifeguard! < Where God Weeps One-on-one interviews with Catholic missionaries in developing countries.

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tv specials & highlights > Fashion Police B Breakout Kings D Ford: Rebuilding an American Icon Ford Motor Co. makes an astonishing comeback just a few years after nearly collapsing.

P Wild Justice

8:00 _ The Bachelor ) America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion 1 Mutant Planet 4 NCIS 6 Ice Pilots 8:30 * 2 Broke Girls 6 Ice Pilots N Two Guys Garage 9:00 ( The Bachelor ) Hart of Dixie * Two and a Half Men

tv specials & highlights

MONDAY MARCH 12, 2012 7:00 0 Unsolved Mysteries 1 Animal Cops Phoenix P Alaska State Troopers

, POV 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals L American Chopper: Senior vs.

Junior P Wild Justice 9:30 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 6 Ice Pilots D Luxury Boom: The New Big Spenders Inside the luxury boom for a look at the new big spenders, new trends and unexpected gender twists.

9:31 * Mike & Molly 10:00 * Hawaii Five-0 1 Dogs 101 D Nuclear Meltdown Observation of the March 2011 nuclear disaster in Japan.

L World’s Toughest Trucker P Navajo Cops ∏ Chernobyl Heart Radiation from the 1986 nuclear accident in the Ukraine has lasting effects on the area’s residents.

10:01 _ The Bachelor 11:00 1 Dog Whisperer 6 Ice Pilots L American Chopper: Senior vs.

Junior P Secret Service Files

TUESDAY MARCH 13, 2012 7:00 0 Dance Moms 1 Animal Cops Phoenix 6 Weather Center Live B Storage Wars L MythBusters P Alaska State Troopers 7:30 B Storage Wars 8:00 _ Last Man Standing ) 90210 * NCIS 0 Dance Moms 1 Mutant Planet The power of evolution.

2 Let’s Stay Together B Storage Wars D Target: Inside the Bullseye From its beginnings as a family-owned store, retail-giant Target has strived to make cheap, chic.

L MythBusters N Battle of the Supercars P Alaska State Troopers 8:30 _ Cougar Town 2 Let’s Stay Together B Storage Wars N Battle of the Supercars 9:00 _ The River ( Last Man Standing ) Ringer * NCIS: Los Angeles 0 Dance Moms 1 Deadly 60 (Part 2 of 2) 2 The Game 6 Storm Riders B Storage Wars D 60 Minutes on CNBC N Pimp My Ride P Doomsday Preppers 9:30 ( Cougar Town ` Fashion Star 2 The Game

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By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

Womens Football League Returns From what I’ve seen, they are aggressive and not afraid to mix it up. They hold their own. Just ask the boys whom they play from time to time. They don’t back down. They tackle. They defend and they’re not afraid to be kicked either!

This is the current crop of young women football players.

After several intra squad competitions and

BVI women players after a recent practice match

preparations for the upcoming BVI Football soccer generally.”

Association Women’s League, a select BVI National Side will take on their St. Thomas counterparts—at 6

Phillips said the response has been good and to

pm on Friday and 6 pm on Sunday—at the A. O.

have five teams, she’s hoping things get better.

Shirley Recreation Grounds.

Specifically against the St. Thomas team, Phillips said

These activities come on the heels of the opening

she’s looking for a good star to the women’s program

of the women’s league and further BVIFA plans to par-

which is having a league for the first time since play

ticipate in different regional competitions. The week-

resumed at the A. O. Shirley Grounds in 2010. The

end series with St. Thomas is a test to see the

coaches she said have been working diligently with

progress being made and evaluate the players.

them and she is looking for a good show.

Mary Phillips, Chair of the BVIFA Women’s

Phillips said she wants to see the women’s team

Committee, said the upcoming league is about expos-

eventually going against the best teams in the CON-

ing women to the sport.

CACAF region.

The territory’s team in the past has not had a

“Currently, we have five teams and we are hoping that when the general public sees the performance of

good showing against their regional counterparts.

the ladies, that in time to come, we’ll probably have

Phillips said the current crop is fitter, has more skills

ten ladies teams,” she said. “Over the years, there has

than past teams. “I’m looking for good things from

been talk about starting a women’s league. It has

them,” she said.

started but never finished. With this in mind and the

The overall aim is to develop a national side that

FIFA is committed to having the women push forward

will be competitive against their counterparts. “This is

because the men are so much more advanced. In the

where we are starting and it will take some time,” she

Caribbean, you don’t hear as much about the women,

noted. “They have shown interest in this, so I see we’ll

so we are hoping to open eyes and improve Women’s

go far with this.”

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Jay Bobbin

Syfy Shows How Chills Are Created With Season Finale And Premiere FX special effects company has serviced the Ghoulies and Troll series - and his associates, including his daughters and his ex-wife, as they devise figures for horror movies. Their boss in the first episode is Sean S. Cunningham, director of the original Friday the 13th thriller, who enlists them to “build” conjoined twins that will separate rather graphically.

“I don’t know how I feel about it,” Hall admits of having his efforts spotlighted by television. “After 34 years of working in anonymity, I’m not sure what’s going to happen the first time I hear somebody yell, ‘Hey! Monster Man ’ on the street. It’s new, so we’ll see. So far, I don’t feel any different.”

These days, Syfy isn’t only a destination for watching scary movies but also for seeing how they get that way.

The special effects makeup competition Face Off has been a ratings hit for the channel, to the degree that it’s already been renewed for a third round before the second season winner is named Wednesday, March 14.

Immediately after that finale, Syfy debuts the unscripted series Monster Man, following a group of creature-constructing veterans as they tackle assignments for various filmmakers.

“It’s a very interesting place for me,” says Face Off host McKenzie Westmore, who hails from Hollywood’s most famous family of movie makeup artists. “This season, they’ve really let me have a voice. They let me speak up, not just as somebody who’s been there and knows what’s good or bad but also from a viewer standpoint.

Sometimes, what you see in person is different from what’s seen on TV, so I love that I get to have more of a say.

“At the same time, I’m still the host,” she continues, “so I have to play it Ryan Seacrest-like in a way. I’ll give a little advice, but I don’t want to give too much of an opinion. I can see who’s putting their best foot forward and who isn’t; it’s talent, it’s attitude, it’s time management.

There’s so much that goes into this that I’m familiar with.”

Monster Man showcases Cleve Hall - whose SOTA Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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tv specials & highlights 6 Storm Riders B Storage Wars N Pimp My Ride 10:00 _ Body of Proof ( The River * Unforgettable , Independent Lens 0 Project Runway All Stars 1 At the End of My Leash 2 The Game 6 Weather Center Live > Keeping Up With the Kardashians

B Storage Wars Texas D 60 Minutes on CNBC L MythBusters N My Ride Rules P Doomsday Preppers 10:30 1 At the End of My Leash 2 Let’s Stay Together > Keeping Up With the Kardashians B Storage Wars Texas N My Ride Rules 11:00 ( Body of Proof 0 Dance Moms

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1 Dog Whisperer 2 The Game 6 Ice Pilots < St. Peter: Icon for Lent The Gospel of St. John where Peter affirms his love for the Lord three times to atone for his three denials.

B Storage Wars Texas P Doomsday Preppers

WEDNESDAY MARCH 14, 2012 7:00 0 Wife Swap 1 Animal Cops Phoenix 4 NCIS: Los Angeles K Generation of Youth for Christ P Alaska State Troopers 8:00 _ The Middle ) One Tree Hill * Survivor: One World ` Whitney . Burn Notice 0 Wife Swap 1 Mutant Planet The power of evolution.

4 NCIS 6 Ice Pilots B Storage Wars D Crime Inc. N Dumbest Stuff on Wheels P Drugs, Inc. ∂ Luck 8:30 _ Suburgatory ` Are You There, Chelsea?

6 Ice Pilots B Storage Wars N Dumbest Stuff on Wheels 9:00 _ Modern Family ( The Middle ) America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion * Criminal Minds ` Law & Order: Special Victims Unit . Burn Notice 0 Wife Swap 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 9:30 ( Suburgatory 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals B Dog the Bounty Hunter ∏ Aifric 9:31 _ Happy Endings 10:00 _ Revenge for Real ( Modern Family * CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ` Rock Center With Brian Williams 0 Wife Swap 1 It’s Me or the Dog 4 Psych 6 Weather Center Live > The Soup B Dog the Bounty Hunter L Doomsday Bunkers N Stuntbusters P American Weed 10:30 N Stuntbusters 10:31 ( Happy Endings 11:00 ( Revenge for Real 0 Wife Swap 1 Dog Whisperer 6 Ice Pilots B Dog the Bounty Hunter P Drugs, Inc. Vol. 24, No. 25 • Mar 8 - 14, 2012

THURSDAY MARCH 8, 2012 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) 1:00 & 8 SportsCenter (N) ; Women’s College Swimming Pac12 Championships.

3:00 & 8 SportsCenter (N) M Hunt for Big Fish 3:30 M North American Fisherman N The 10 4:00 & 8 Outside the Lines First Report (N) 4:30 & 8 Baseball Tonight (N) M World of Adventure Sports 5:30 N Chop Cut Rebuild 7:00 M NBC Sports Talk (N) N NASCAR Race Hub (N) 8:00 & 8 College Basketball M The Best and Worst of Tred Barta 8:30 M Hunt for Big Fish 9:00 M City Limits Fishing N Dangerous Drives 9:45 9 Sport Today 10:00 & 8 College Basketball Teams M Charlie Moore: No Offense 10:45 9 Sport Today

FRIDAY MARCH 9, 2012 M North American Fisherman 12:30 PM M Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets 2:00 M Extreme Kayak Fishing Challenge N NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Phoenix, Practice. (N) 2:30 M Bass 2 Billfish 3:00 ; College Track and Field Conference USA Men’s and Women’s Indoor Championships M Saltwater Experience 3:30 M George Poveromo’s World of Saltwater Fishing N NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Phoenix, Practice. (N) 4:00 & 8 Outside the Lines First Report (N) 4:30 & 8 Baseball Tonight (N) 7:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine (N) 8:30 & Boxing 1975 Muhammad Ali vs.

Joe Frazier III. 9:00 8 NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Philadelphia 76ers. (N) 10:00 & Boxing (N) 11:30 8 NBA Basketball Los Angeles Clippers at Phoenix Suns.

SATURDAY MARCH 10, 2012 12:30 PM ; The Game 365 M Saltwater Experience 1:00 & 8 College Basketball * College Basketball Memphis at Tulsa.

2:00 ` Gymnastics American Cup. (N) N NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Phoenix, Qualifying. (N) 3:00 & Baseball Tonight Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

* College Basketball Regional Coverage. (N) 3:30 & Italian Serie A Soccer N NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Phoenix, Qualifying. (N) 4:00 _ ( THE BIG TIME (N) ` PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Third Round. (N) 5:00 _ ( ESPN Sports Saturday (N) 8:00 & 8 College Basketball North Carolina at Duke. (N) 8:30 ; College Wrestling Big 12 Championships. (N) 9:30 N AMA Supercross Racing St. Louis. (N) 10:00 & College Basketball West Coast Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams 11:00 ; College Basketball

SUNDAY MARCH 11, 2012 12:00 & MLB 2011: Tales of Triumph 12:30 PM * Sunday Sports Blitz 1:00 & College Basketball Clemson at Florida State. (N) * College Basketball Kentucky at Florida. (N) 1:30 ` NHL Hockey Regional Coverage.

2:00 _ ( NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Boston Celtics.

3:00 & 500 Great Goals * College Basketball Missouri Valley Tournament, Final: Teams 4:30 _ ( NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Los Angeles Lakers. ; College Basketball Arizona at Arizona State. (N) 5:00 * College Basketball Big Ten Wildcard: Teams TBA. (N) M World of Adventure Sports 5:30 8 College Lacrosse Syracuse at Virginia. (N) 5:45 & English Premier League World 6:30 ; College Basketball California at Stanford. (N) 7:00 & College Basketball North Carolina State at Virginia Tech. (N) 8:00 8 NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Philadelphia 76ers. (N) M NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Washington Capitals.

10:00 ; Women’s College Basketball Stanford at California. (N) N NASCAR Victory Lane 10:30 8 NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at San Antonio Spurs 11:00 & 2011 World Series of Poker Main Event. (Taped) N Mercedes-Benz: 125 Years

MONDAY MARCH 12, 2012 12:30 PM M Huntin’ With the Judge 1:00 ; English Premier League Series Racing Cedar Park.

3:00 N National Arenacross Series Racing Cedar Park.

4:00 & 8 Outside the Lines First Report (N) 4:30 & 8 Baseball Tonight (N)

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5:30 M CNBC Sports Biz: Game On! 8:00 & ESPNSoccernet Press Pass 8:30 & Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable (N) 9:00 ; English Premier League Soccer M NHL Hockey Buffalo Sabres at Winnipeg Jets.

10:00 & College Basketball West Coast Tournament, Final:

TUESDAY MARCH 13, 2012 12:30 PM M Fishing With Roland Martin 1:00 & College Basketball Big East Tournament First Round, Game 1: M Jimmy Houston Outdoors N Formula One Racing Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.

1:30 M Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets 3:00 & College Basketball Big East Tournament First Round, Game 2: M Americana Outdoors 3:30 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (N) M Birding Adventures 4:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report 8:00 & College Basketball Big East Tournament First Round, Game 3: 8 Women’s College Basketball 9:00 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (N Same-day Tape) 10:00 & College Basketball Live 8 College Basketball Teams M NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Colorado Avalanche.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 14, 2012 12:30 PM M Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets 1:00 & 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament Second Round, Game 1: M Hank Parker’s Outdoor Magazine 1:30 ; Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing M Jimmy Houston Outdoors 2:00 ; Chris Lafferty’s Motorsports M Scott Martin Challenge 3:00 & 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament Second Round, Game 2: 3:30 M Bill Dance Outdoors 4:00 ; College Basketball Pac-12 Tournament, First Round: 6:00 & SportsNation (N) 6:30 ; College Basketball Pac-12 Tournament, First Round: 7:00 N NASCAR Race Hub (N) 8:00 & 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament Second Round, Game 3: 8:30 M NHL Hockey Toronto Maple Leafs at Pittsburgh Penguins.

10:00 & 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament Second Round, Game 4: ; College Basketball Pac-12 Tournament, First Round: Teams 11:00 < Saints Alive