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Nov 17 - 23, 2011 Vol.24, No.9

YOUR FREE GUIDE To our Islands’ Happenings

NPT 9th Annual Flower Show Kicks-off 50th Anniversary Celebrations

ALSO THIS WEEK: Culture Week • HLSCC Empowerment Summit • Smoke Feathers @ Mulligan’s • Just Sing Acapella

This Week’s Feature Story

NPT Celebrates “Silver” Anniversary In Style Calypso night will bring a lively end to the day.

The NPT is charged with conserving the territory’s most valuable resource, the beauty of its natural habitat.

It began in 1961 and Sage Mountain became the BVI’s first National Park in 1964. Since then the Trust has grown to include 21 parks with over 1800 acres of protected area. The efforts of the Trust include the restoration of the flamingo population of Anegada, as well as spearheading the Moorings/Reef Protection Program to preserve the territory’s underwater paradise.

However, it is headlining artists playing next weekend that we have all been waiting for to provide the exciting finale to the week’s activities. On Saturday, 26th November –UB40’s front man, Ali Campbell will take to the stage along with Arturo O’Farrill, and his famed “AfroCuban Jazz Orchestra.”

Topping the bill on Sunday and bringing a fitting end to the celebrations is John Legend who will be joined by the Blue Essence Band and the HSLCC College Jazz ensemble. So head down to the QE11 Park and enjoy the amazing entertainment and support the Trust in their next fifty years of protecting our unique environment.

— Jan Critchley

The National Parks Trust is celebrating their silver anniversary in style from 20th to 27th November with a packed week long series of events, music and top international and local entertainment.

Kicking off the celeHibiscus Flower from NPT 2009 Annual Flower Show brations is the ninth annual Flower Show at the JR O’Neal Botanic Gardens on Sunday, 20th November from 12:30pm to 5:30pm.

The Queen Elizabeth II Park will be the venue for all events, which will be unveiled at the opening ceremony on Wednesday, 23rd November and from 5pm will be an Interdenominational Service and Gospel night.

On Thursday, 24th November, all are invited to take part in more activities at the park in the afternoon and the Jazz & R&B Night will follow, featuring local talent.

Arbor Day follows on Friday, 25th and is fitting marked with a Tree Planting Ceremony and the Reggae and

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Vol. 24, No. 9 • Nov 17 - 23, 2011

By Keith Semple

Not Just A “One Traffic Light” Island Anymore!

As I drove past the newly installed set of traffic lights at Wickham’s Cay 2 for the first time I couldn’t help but smile to myself as I recalled my first visit here just over seven years ago and a comment made by one of my best friends.

I was still studying in England at the time and was here for my wedding at which my best friend Nolan, also living in England at the time, was my best man. We were both taken aback by the natural beauty around us and talked about what it would be like to live here. His view was that despite all of this beauty, it was a bit too quiet for him and sarcastically added that, “he couldn’t see himself living in a place with one traffic light.” As was often the case with us, an argument ensued; me trying to point out to him the virtues of such a quiet lifestyle and him telling me how it would be impossible to give up all of the activities, especially nocturnal ones, he enjoyed in England.

A lot has happened since that trip, I’m still happily married and living here now, Nolan is still living in England, and Tortola has a couple more sets of traffic lights. It might have been three more if the one at the roundabout in Road Town was kept, but to everyone’s relief, common sense prevailed and they were removed.

Lime ... “to hang around idly” or “to go out on the town.”

Source: The Dictionary of Virgin Islands English Creole by the late edu-cator and historian Lito Valls. The Limin’ Times brings you all the news about when and where to “lime” in the British Virgin Islands.

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I think the addition of the lights along Waterfront Drive, and more recently at Wickham’s Cay 2, have been very useful in regulating the flow of traffic especially at peak times. I’m sure that it’s only a matter of time before motorists and pedestrians become fully accustomed to them and appreciate their usefulness if they haven’t already.

Nolan hasn’t been back to the BVI since that time and even though we communicate quite regularly, I haven’t mentioned anything to him about traffic lights. I can’t wait to see his reaction or hear his excuse when he comes and finds that we have not only one but two more sets of traffic lights. And if he takes too long to come and visit, who knows how many sets we may have by then?

While every effort is made to ensure that information is correct, we cannot accept responsibility for any errors, changes in schedules, ads or other information in this magazine, which is intended as a guide only.

If you have an entertainment event coming up that you would like published, give us a call at 494-2413. Special Notice: Purchase of advertising space in this publication does not guarantee editorial coverage of any event.

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Ask Koren Your personal E-therapist, is in the house!

In Love With A Married Man Dear Koren, I am a lady in my thirties. I am in love with a married man who says his wife and him are estranged but still living together because of the financial agreement between them. He says she leaves the house constantly for hours, she does not wash or clean and the cooking is very minimal. He plans to leave her because he says she has a wicked heart even though she goes to church. He believes she cheated on him and does not know if he can forgive her. I know I should be very careful of this kind of relationship. Can you please give me some advice and advice him also of what he should do about his relationship.

– Concerned

er woman in that manner and yet stays with her because of money?

Do you think he will have any respect for you? Even if they are not getting along right now, is no cause for him to speak about her in that manner especially as he spoke vows to her at some point.

So let’s just suppose he leaves her and marries you. Do you think he will change overnight and start being different? How certain are you that the pattern of infidelity and backbiting will not be manifested in your relationship? You have to try to be objective and look at the situation from all angles.

Does this relationship make you happy, satisfied and wanting to be your best self or does it make you feel ashamed and guilty? Consider the kind of life you envisioned for yourself and the kind of reputation and character you want to develop and ensure that the actions you are taking now, supports that.

Dear Concerned, I cannot really advise your gentleman friend as he did not write to me and I don’t have the whole story; but what I would say, is that trying to maintain two relationships is difficult and also unfair to the women, so he should make a choice. Now, let’s talk about your situation. Maybe he genuinely cares for you, but countless men have strung women along for years with a story about staying with their wife for whatever reason. The ideal thing is for you to leave him alone until he is free.

That’s the bottom line.

How can you respect a man who talks about anoth-

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events

Beaujolais Buffs

London’s hotly tipped alternative soul band, Smoke Feathers will start off their tour of the BVI at Captain Mulligan’s this Saturday, November 19th at 7:30pm to promote their album, Liberation that will be released worldwide in early 2012. They will also share a stage with Ali Campbell on Saturday, 26th November as part of the NPT’s 50th Anniversary and play at fundraisers for Sailability and BVI Special Olympics.

throughout the territory. These annual celebrations were first celebrated in 1994 to help promote and preserve the VI’s cultural heritage. Don’t miss the highly anticipated 5th annual Fungi Fest Photo courtesy of GIS on Friday, 18th and Saturday, 19th November from 7:00pm at the Noel Lloyd Park. This year’s line up includes visiting artists: “Ole Time Jammers” from Tobago; the “Quelbe Ambassadors” from St. Croix; “Flambo Combo” from St. Thomas; “The Jolly Boys” from St. Martin; and Ko Ko and the Sunshine Band from St. John. Local bands include “Zion Sounds”; “The Serenaders”; “Leon & The Hot Shots”; the “Lashing Dogs” and the “Razor Blades.”

No Zzzzz’s – it’s Zumba Time

Just Sing Acapella!

Don’t miss one of the wine events of the year, the first tasting of Le Beaujolais Nouveau 2011, this Thursday at Le Grand Café from 6:00pm till 7:30pm – your $10 donation will go to VISAR. Or you could go the whole ‘jambon’ and go for the 4-Course Wine Pairing Dinner from 7:30pm at $69.00 per person. Call Le Grand Café for reservations on 494-8660. Viva la France!

UK Band Tour BVI

Forget the lie in on Saturday morning and head for the exhilarating, calorie-burning, dance-fitness party at Cedar International School at 9am. Co-hosted with Lisa Adamson of Sensus Gym – come and join in the fun, get fit and feel good to know that your $10 admission charge ($5 for ages 5-15) will go towards the completion of the new building on campus.

Do you sing like a rock star in the shower? If so, it’s about time you really put yourself to the test at the “Just Sing Acapella Quartet Gospel Competition” to be held at the New Testament Church of God, Baugher’s Bay on Friday, 18th November at 7:30pm sharp. Tickets are $10 for adults pre-sold ($15 on the night) from Jamaican Kitchen, Travel Rewards or NTCOG. Lots of prizes to be won, including an iPad!

Culture Calls Culture Week continues to celebrate VI history and its rich past this week as school-based activities are held

Round Tortola Race This Saturday, the RBVIYC is holding the Round

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live music • events • concerts

THURSDAY - NOV. 17

SATURDAY - NOV. 19

ROAD TOWN

ROAD TOWN

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Beaujolais Nouveau 2011 tasting 6pm-7:30pm

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band & BBQ 7-10pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm U.P’S CINEMA — Party with DJ Commodore HLSCC — Women’s Empowerment Summit 9pm BOTTOMS UP — Do As You Like Party Music by

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Tapas Night music by Awesome Crew QUITO’S — Quito plays solo

NANNY CAY PEG LEGS & BEACH BAR — Both now open for

Lunch; Daily Happy Hour $2 beers

Showtime Band & DJ Krusha from 11pm CEDAR SCHOOL — Zumba 9am NOEL LLOYD PARK — Fungi Fest from 7pm

NANNY CAY CAPT MULLIGANS — Smoke Feathers form 7:30pm NANNY CAY — RBVIYC Round Tortola Race 9am

FRIDAY - NOV. 18

CANE GARDEN BAY

ROAD TOWN

MYETT’S —Wii Bowling Night - Prizes

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm

SUNDAY - NOV. 20

U.P’S CINEMA — Tipsy Friday with DJ Bertrum

ROAD TOWN

NOEL LLOYD PARK — Fungi Fest from 7pm

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm

NEW TESTAMENT CHURCH — Sing Acapella Gospel

Lunch; Daily Happy Hour $2 beers

VILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the Last Virgin from 11- 3pm.

LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm U.P’S CINEMA — Latin Party with DJ Foggie BOTANIC GARDENS — 9th Annual Flower show 12:30-5:30pm

CANE GARDEN BAY

NANNY CAY

MYETT’S — Pizza & Panini’s Night

PEG LEGS & BEACH BAR — Both now open for

QUITO’S — Quito & the Edge on stage

Lunch; Daily Happy Hour $2 beers

Competition 7:30pm

NANNY CAY PEG LEGS & BEACH BAR — Both now open for

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• parties • sports • movies and more

EAST END

LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm

THE LOOSE MONGOOSE — Sunday BBQ, Happy

Hour Prices Specials & Music by MJ Blues

UPCOMING EVENTS

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Pizza & Panini’s Night

WEST END

QUITO’S — Quito plays solo

LONG BAY RESORT — Sunday Brunch from 11am-

3pm. Free Mimosa with each meal

NANNY CAY PEG LEGS & BEACH BAR — Both now open for

CANE GARDEN BAY

Lunch; Daily Happy Hour $2 beers

MYETT’S — Local Fish Fry with steel drum music

from 2 - 6pm

EAST END TRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ — Ladies Night

MONDAY - NOV. 21 ROAD TOWN PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm

- 2 for 1 drinks

WEDNESDAY - NOV. 23 ROAD TOWN

NPT 50th Anniversary Celebrations Featuring Ali Campbell of UB40 in concert – Nov 26

PUSSERS — Martini Night 6pm. Daily happy hour

NANNY CAY PEG LEGS & BEACH BAR — Both now open for

Lunch; Daily Happy Hour $2 beers

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Margarita Monday & Mexican Munchies QUITO’S — Guest Artist

VG & OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Steel Band

from 4-7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7-10pm LE GRAND CAFÉ — Heineken Happy Hour 5-7pm QUEEN ELIZABETH PARK II — Grand Opening of NPT village & Gospel night 10am-5pm

NANNY CAY PEG LEGS & BEACH BAR — Both now open for

Lunch; Daily Happy Hour $2 beerst

Music from 6-10pm

CANE GARDEN BAY

SOGGY DOLLAR (JVD) — Corona Drinks Special 2

MYETT’S — Wacky Wednesday & Bushwacker

for $5 now til Dec 31

TUESDAY - NOV. 22

Specials QUITO’S — Guest Artist

ROAD TOWN

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm

SCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm

Thanksgiving Day — Nov 24 NPT Jazz & R&B Night — Nov 24 NPT Reggae & Calypso Night — Nov 25 VISAR Market Day — Nov 26 VI Showcase II @ HLSCC — Nov 26 NPT John Legend — Nov 27 Smoke Feathers Beach Party — Nov 27 Fundraising Walk - A.O Shirley Rec. Grounds — Dec 3

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Tortola race, sponsored by Peg Legs. The race is dedicated to the memory of Dave West, one of the club’s most prominent sailors who passed away earlier this month.

His team will be entering his boat Jurakan, which is the current monohull record holder of the race. Registration is on Friday from 6:30pm to 8pm. After the event on Saturday is an after-race party at Nanny Cay beach bar which promises to be a blast!

Tapping the Power Within!

Sign up for the Women’s Empowerment Summit on Saturday, 19th November at HLSCC. Guest speakers from around the region, the BVI and the US – includes Cecile de Jongh, the first lady of the USVI. Registration for the event begins at 7:30am for a 9:00am start and other features include a relaxation station, exhibition booths and the ever-popular makeover station. For more information, call 494-8011.

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By Arlena St. Hilaire

The Smurfs The festival of the Blue Moon is about to begin, and things are going smoothly for The Smurfs, but Papa Smurf (Jonathan Winters) sees a vision of the future that is quite disturbing. The vision begins to play out in real life, as Clumsy Smurf (Anton Yelchin) inadvertently leads the evil wizard Gargamel (Hank Azaria) to the Smurfs' secret village. As they scramble to get away from the bumbling wizard, Clumsy goes the wrong way. Papa, Smurfette, Brainy, Gutsy, and Grouchy follow after him, and they all stumble upon a mysterious portal that sucks them away to a different realm – Central Park, New York City.

In a strange new "village" with Gargamel and his menacing cat Azrael hot on their heels, the Smurfs strug-

gle just to survive. That is, until they find themselves in the cozy apartment of young married couple Patrick (Neil Patrick Harris) and Grace Winslow (Jayma Mays).

Patrick is a clean cut marketing executive for the New York City based cosmetics company Anjelou, and kind and optimistic Grace is pregnant with their first child.

When they find that they have some little blue visitors, Patrick and Grace, well more so Grace, accept the Smurfs and even befriend them. Despite the fact that Patrick's life is turned upside down and his big chance to succeed at work is put in grave jeopardy, he can't turn his back on his new, true blue friends. He does his best to help them escape Gargamel and get the tools and potions they need to open a portal back home, but in the end, it may be that the Smurfs have helped him even more than he helped them.

A story of courage, friendship and faith The Smurfs will make a great holiday stocking stuffer for the kids this yearit will be out on DVD Dec 2nd.

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Rachael Ray Helps Put A ‘Live’ Twist On Thanksgiving holiday meal questions via Twitter, Facebook and Skype.

(For the West Coast, the program will be recorded.)

“It’s everybody’s favorite holiday,” Ray reasons of doing a live Thanksgiving-oriented session. “It’s all about food and family, not about how many gifts you give or get. It’s been a long time since I’ve been part of a Thanksgiving special for Food Network, and it’s fun to be back in the mix.”

Maximizing the interactive nature of Thanksgiving Live, questions also will be taken for the celebrity chefs in advance at www.facebook.com/foodnetwork and at www.twitter.com/foodnetwork with the hashtag FNThanksgiving.

Ever wanted to ask Rachael Ray her recommendation for how long to cook a Thanksgiving turkey?

Or Bobby Flay his recipe for the perfect gravy or stuffing?

Well, here’s your chance.

Food Network goes hugely interactive Sunday, Nov. 20, with the two-hour special Thanksgiving Live. Alton Brown will host Ray, Flay, Ted Allen, Sunny Anderson, Anne Burrell, Melissa d’Arabian and Alex Guarnaschelli as viewers are invited to send

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By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

Tackling the BVI Half Marathon For the first five years of its life, the Deloite/OGIER BVI Half Marathon supported by Dasani, has seen a record performance every year. This was capped by the scintillating run of one Local runners will be challenged by 10 from St. Thomas on Saturday hour, 07 minutes and 38 seconds by Michael Aish during last year’s event that was run in conjunction with the OECS Half Marathon.

The first time this event was run—fromThe Jolly Roger to Road Town—the winning time was 1 hour, 34 minutes and 40 seconds, over the 13.1 miles distance.

Who will come out of the woodwork this year and lower the mark while collecting the record breaking $500 prize in addition to the winner’s purse?

Deloite and OGIER’s support over the years, has seen the growth of the event with a regional foray last year when it turned 5 years old. This year, Dasani, through Road Town Wholesale, has been added to the sponsorship lineup.

From all indications—unless some unknown runner registers by 7 pm on Friday afternoon—the pre registration line up, has the event shaping up as a BVI vs USVI race, as at least 10 or more than 40 runners who have pre-registered hails from St. Thomas.

“While we will not have participants from OECS countries as we did last year, we are expecting an even field of competitors,” BVI Athletics Association Road Racing Director Kay Reddy said. “Thomas “Iron Man” Layer, who completed in Iron Man Panama last week, is

coming off riding 500km on Tortola on Sunday in a effort to raise funds for the BSAFE program and will be in his third grueling event in three weeks. Maril Reuber will also compete for the men’s title.”

Reddy said that USVI Team Veuve, comprising Joy Bryan-Silva and Angela Berry, are guaranteed to bring sparkle and bubbly to the race. Reddy said that Kathy Merani who recently completed the BVI Olympic distance triathlon Steelman Triathlon event last month, as well as Christine Thomas, Lisa Parfitt and Tiarra Lindemann-Kappel complete the USVI friends who have pre-registered.

Adrian Dale—the top local runner last year—and Zebalon McLean will duke it out along with Emrol Amsterdam and Curvin Andrews among others.

Meriel Steadman, Rachel McDonald and Maria Mays will seek to keep the title out of the St. Thomas runners hands.

Registration will be at the Tortola Sports Club in Pasea Estate from 5.30 p.m. to 7.30 p.m., on Friday. Race registration fee is $45. There is no registration on the morning of the race.

The winners will walk away with $300 in the male and female divisions, $200 respectively for second and $150 for third. The first male and female masters over 45 will collect $100, with another $100 going to the oldest male and female finishers. There’s also a $500 prize for breaking the course record of 1 hour, 07 minutes and 38 seconds established last year.

The race which starts and ends at the A. O. Shirley Recreation Grounds, loops out to the Port Purcell Roundabout, before heading to the turnaround in Pockwood Pond, and return.

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tv specials & highlights THURSDAY NOVEMBER 17, 2011

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 19, 2011

7:00 ) Family Guy (Part 2 of 2) 0 Unsolved Mysteries 1 Escape to Chimp Eden (Part 1 of 2) 7:30 1 Escape to Chimp Eden (Part 2 of 2) 6 Full Force Nature > Ice Loves Coco 8:00 ( 20/20 1 The Beauty of Snakes Celebrating the world’s most spectacular snakes 8:30 ∂ Hung 9:00 _ 20/20 ( Private Practice ` Community 1 Fatal Attractions 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit P Gold Rush Ghost Ships Archaeologists explore the traces of a sunken fleet in the Yukon River. (N) 9:30 ` Parks and Recreation 6 It Could Happen Tomorrow N Pimp My Ride 9:31 * Rules of Engagement 10:00 * Person of Interest D Trash Inc: The Secret Life of Garbage Garbage is everywhere and brings gold to companies that dominate the $52-billion-a-year industry.

L Gold Rush 10:30 ` Whitney N Pumped 11:00 * The Mentalist ` Prime Suspect N Battle Xcross

7:00 4 NCIS 8:00 $ Vidas al Limite Querían fama pero no las graves consecuencias de convertirse en modelos a seguir por millones de personas y las figuras más de 9:00 , Secrets of the Dead ` Harry’s Law P Slammed: Inside Indie Wrestling A look into the world of indie pro wrestling, from the promoters to the colorful performers.

9:30 * 2 Broke Girls 10:00 * The Mentalist , ACL Presents: Americana Music Festival Highlights from the Americana Music Awards includes a performance by Lucinda Williams. (N) ` Prime Suspect P Knights of Mayhem 11:00 ` Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 4 NCIS (Part 2 of 2) [ The Best of The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer.

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2011 7:00 ) Family Guy 0 Unsolved Mysteries 7:30 1 Escape to Chimp Eden 8:00 ( Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Part 1 of 2) 0 Unsolved Mysteries 9:00 _ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Part 1 of 2) ) Nikita * A Gifted Man P Amish at the Altar People who have left the fold cling to traditional rituals. ∂ Enlightened 9:30 ∂ Bored to Death 10:00 _ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Part 2 of 2) ( 20/20 ) Supernatural M Gun It With Benny Spies P Amish on Break Rare access allows us to follow five Amish teenagers through Britain on a cultural exchange.

Z Traffic The illegal drug trade links the lives of a DEA field agent, the greedy head of a garment business, and a cab driver in ways they don’t recognize or understand.

11:00 _ 20/20 * Blue Bloods ` Dateline NBC D Crime Inc. N My Ride Rules P Border Wars Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 20, 2011 7:00 L Gold Rush N Stuntbusters 7:30 6 Weather Caught on Camera 8:00 ( 2011 American Music Awards Musical acts are honored at the annual ceremony; performers include Katy Perry and Pitbull. (N Same-day Tape) * 60 Minutes 8:20 Z Ray Charles in Concert Songs include “I Got a Woman,” “America, the Beautiful,” “It Had to Be You.” 8:30 1 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 9:00 _ 3 2011 American Music Awards Musical acts are honored at the annual ceremony; performers include Katy Perry and Pitbull. (N) * The Amazing Race , America in Primetime (PA Part 4 of 4) 1 Dog Whisperer 9:30 2 Reed Between the Lines 10:00 * The Good Wife , Independent Lens 11:00 1 The Secret Life of Elephants < Dawn of America Christopher Columbus’ discovery of the Americas.

L Extreme Drug Smuggling Cartels and drug traffickers go to extremes to export drugs to the U.S. each year.

P Border Wars

MONDAY NOVEMBER 21, 2011 7:00 0 Unsolved Mysteries 1 Escape to Chimp Eden (Part 1 of 2) 7:30 1 Escape to Chimp Eden 8:00 ( Dancing With the Stars 0 Unsolved Mysteries 1 Into the Pride P Alaska State Troopers 9:00 _ Dancing With the Stars ) Gossip Girl 1 Fatal Attractions

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D Supermarkets Inc: Inside a $500 Billion Money Machine An inside look at the supermarket industry, which tries to learn all about their shoppers.

10:00 ( Castle ) Hart of Dixie P Inside the Iraq War Men and women who fought in the Iraq war.

10:30 * Mike & Molly 11:00 _ Castle * Hawaii Five-0 ` Rock Center With Brian Williams N Pimp My Ride P Inside Saddam’s Reign of Terror Revealing how Saddam Hussein and his Baath Party tortured, maimed, raped and murdered Iraqi citizens during his brutal 24-year reign.

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 22, 2011 7:00 ) Family Guy (Part 1 of 2) 1 Escape to Chimp Eden 6 Impact TV P Knights of Mayhem 7:30 1 Escape to Chimp Eden 8:00 ( Last Man Standing , NOVA (Part 3 of 4) K Generation of Youth for Christ 8:30 ( Man Up! 9:00 _ Last Man Standing ( Dancing With the Stars D The Coffee Addiction The supply chain trail of coffee, from Peru to the cup.

P Knights of Mayhem 10:00 _ Dancing With the Stars D 60 Minutes on CNBC 10:30 L Auction Kings N Dumbest Stuff on Wheels 11:00 * Unforgettable 4 Covert Affairs

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 23, 2011 7:00 ) Family Guy (Part 2 of 2) 7:30 1 Escape to Chimp Eden 8:00 ( The Middle 0 Unsolved Mysteries 8:30 ( Suburgatory 9:00 _ The Middle ( Modern Family ` Up All Night 2 The BET Awards 2011 Honors achievement in music, entertainment and sports at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.

9:30 _ Suburgatory ` Up All Night 9:31 ( Happy Endings 10:00 _ Modern Family ) America’s Next Top Model * Criminal Minds 10:30 N Pimp My Ride 11:00 _ Revenge * CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1 Dog Whisperer B American Hoggers N My Ride Rules

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 17, 2011

8:00 A ››‡ “Reign of Fire” (2002) Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey. A hotshot American and a firefighter unite to fight a horde of dragons in post-apocalyptic London.

11:00Z ››› “The Godfather, Part III” (1990) Al Pacino, Diane Keaton. Dignified Michael Corleone joins his wild nephew in a Sicilian vendetta involving the Vatican.

12:30 M ››› “Rudy” (1993) Sean Astin, Ned Beatty. With heart and determination an Illinois youth tackles shortcomings to play Notre Dame football.

6:00 ∏ ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) Sandra Bullock, Regina King. FBI agent Gracie Hart clashes with her superiors when she jumps in to save two kidnapped friends in Las Vegas.

7:00 π ››› “Micmacs” (2009) André Dussollier. A man and his friends devise a plan to blow up two weapons factories.

8:05 ∏ ››› “Invictus” (2009) Morgan Freeman, Matt Damon.

Following the fall of apartheid, Nelson Mandela tries to unite his countrymen by supporting the South African rugby team’s underdog bid for the 1995 World Cup Championship.

12:00 ∏ ››› “Temple Grandin” (2010) Claire Danes, Catherine O’Hara. The scientist becomes an advocate for autistics and the humane treatment of livestock.

1:00 J ››› “A Cry for Help: The Tracey Thurman Story” (1989) Nancy McKeon, Bruce Weitz. After a vicious attack by her estranged husband, a woman sues the police for ignoring her earlier pleas for protection.

MONDAY NOVEMBER 21, 2011 6:00 E ›› “Agent Cody Banks” (2003) Frankie Muniz, Hilary Duff. Recruited by the CIA, a teen works under cover to befriend a girl whose father is a pawn for an evil organization.

7:00 J ››‡ “Beauty Shop” (2005) Queen Latifah, Alicia Silverstone. A determined hairstylist competes with her former boss after opening her own business in Atlanta.

8:30 2 ››› “Baby Boy” (2001) Tyrese Gibson, Omar Gooding. A misguided 20-year-old juggles various women while dealing with two children and his mother’s new boyfriend.

9:00 , ›››› “The Third Man” (1949) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten. Visiting postwar Vienna, Austria, a pulp writer probes the death of a shady friend.

11:00 J ››› “Sorority Wars” (2009) Lucy Hale, Courtney Thorne-Smith. A college freshman makes enemies when she refuses to pledge her mother’s sorority.

12:00 ∂ ››› “Identity” (2003) John Cusack, Ray Liotta. A killer terrorizes people stranded at a remote Nevada hotel during a torrential rainstorm.

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2011 6:00 3 ››› “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” (2008) Ron Perlman, Selma Blair. Hellboy and his team face an underworld prince who plans to awaken a lethal army and use it to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred.

7:00 π ›››‡ “Still Walking” (2008) Hiroshi Abe, You. A man bears the brunt of his parents’ disapproval at an annual gathering to honor the memory of his long-deceased brother.

9:00 π ›››‡ “Troubled Water” (2008) Pal Sverre Valheim Hagen, Trine Dyrholm. While visiting a church, a teacher recognizes the man responsible for the death of her young son.

10:55 ∫ ››‡ “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen, James Franco. A stoner who witnessed a murder flees with his dealer when a drug lord and crooked cop trace a rare strain of marijuana back to them.

12:40 π ›››‡ “Barry Lyndon” (1975) Ryan O’Neal, Marisa Berenson. Thackeray’s 18th-century Irish rogue woos and wins a rich widow, then plays aristocrat.

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 22, 2011 6:00 E ››‡ “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009) Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. A Las Vegas taxi driver unexpectedly becomes the guardian of two runaways who possess paranormal powers.

7:00 ∂ ›››‡ “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. An extraordinary friendship forms between England’s King George VI and the Australian actor/speech therapist who helps him overcome a stammer.

8:35 ∏ ››› “Nothing in Common” (1986) Tom Hanks, Jackie Gleason. A yuppie adman faces his parents’ separation and his father’s need for a major operation.

9:00 3 ››› “Brothers” (2009) Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal. After his brother is presumed dead in Afghanistan, a drifter and his sister-in-law are drawn together through their grief and unexpected attraction.

11:00 π ››› “Eyes Wide Shut” (1999) Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman. A doctor explores his relationship with his wife by delving into a sensual underworld.

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 19, 2011 7:00 2 ›››‡ “Eve’s Bayou” (1997) Jurnee Smollett, Meagan Good. Tragedy strikes a prosperous Louisiana family in 1962 after a girl catches her father with another woman.

8:00 E ››› “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” (2009) Voices of Bill Hader, Anna Faris. Premiere. Animated. When hard times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor constructs a device that turns water into delicious food.

9:00> ››› “Pride & Prejudice” (2005) Keira Knightley, Matthew MacFadyen. A convoluted courtship begins between a young woman and the handsome friend of a wealthy bachelor.

10:00 Z ›››‡ “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington.

Blind since childhood, Ray Charles overcomes poverty, hardship and addiction and becomes an American music legend.

12:45 π ››› “Dod Sno” (2009) Vegard Hoel, Stig Frode Henriksen. A vacation takes a grisly turn when medical students encounter Nazi zombies near their remote mountain cabin.

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 23, 2011 6:00 Z ››› “In Like Flint” (1967) James Coburn, Lee J. Cobb.

Superspy Derek Flint saves the world from a cold-cream tycoon and her army of aloof women.

7:00 ∫ ››› “The Informant!” (2009) Matt Damon. FBI agents receive an unpleasant surprise when they rely on ADM executive Mark Whitacre to gather evidence in their price-fixing case against agribusiness giant Archer Daniels Midland.

8:30 M ››› “Rudy” (1993) Sean Astin, Ned Beatty. With heart and determination an Illinois youth tackles shortcomings to play Notre Dame football.

9:00 3 ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl. A cyborg from the future must protect John Connor from a superior model sent to kill him.

10:00 Z ››› “The Story of Adele H” (1975) Isabelle Adjani, Bruce Robinson. Rejected by the British officer she loves, Victor Hugo’s daughter self-destructs.

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 20, 2011 6:30 ∏ ››› “Please Give” (2010) Catherine Keener, Amanda Peet. A wealthy New Yorker tries to assuage her guilt over her good fortune by doing volunteer work and befriending her cranky tenant and the tenant’s granddaughters.

7:00 E ››› “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” (2009) Voices of Bill Hader, Anna Faris. Animated. When hard times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor constructs a device that turns water into delicious food.

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Vol. 24, No. 9 • Nov 17 - 23, 2011

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 17, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) M Whitetail Revolution 12:30 PM M Primal Instinct TV 1:00 M The Buck Stops Here With Mike Hanback N NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Wypall 200. (Taped) 3:30 M Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets (N) 4:00 & Outside the Lines First Report 8 Outside the Lines First Report (N) ; 2010 American Ski Classic 5:00 & 8 NFL Live (N) 6:00 & College Basketball 5-Hour Energy Puerto Rico Tip-Off — Alabama vs. Maryland. (N) ; UFC Countdown: Velasquez vs. dos Santos 7:00 ; College Football Saturday Preview 7:30 ; Runnin’ With the PAC 8:00 & College Basketball 2K Sports Classic — Mississippi State vs. Texas A&M. (N) 9:00 ) NFL Football New York Jets at Denver Broncos. (N) 8 College Football North Carolina at Virginia Tech. (N) ; College Football Marshall at Memphis. (N) 9:30 M Winchester Legends 10:30 & College Basketball 2K Sports Classic — Arizona vs. St. John’s. (N) 11:00 M Countdown to UFC 138 11:30 N Ride of Honor

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2011 12:30 PM M Ruger’s Adventures 1:00 ; English Premier League Soccer Queens Park Rangers vs.

Manchester City.

1:30 M Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets 3:30 M The World of Beretta 4:30 & Numbers Never Lie 6:00 M Winchester Legends 7:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine (N) N NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Ford 400, Final Practice. (N) 8:30 M Dangerous Game N NCWTS Setup (N) 9:00 8 College Football Oklahoma State at Iowa State. (N) ; Boxing Ramon Flores vs. Ramon Valadez.

9:30 M The Buck Stops Here With Mike Hanback 10:00 & College Basketball 5-Hour Energy Puerto Rico Tip-Off, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. 11:30 ; High School Football California Southern Section Playoffs: First Round.

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 19, 2011 12:00 ; Runnin’ With the PAC Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

N Boat Racing Lucas Oil Drag: Wheatland. (Taped) 12:30 PM ; College Football Saturday Preview (N) N Boat Racing Lucas Oil Drag: Marble Falls. (Taped) 1:00 & 8 College Football M College Football Harvard at Yale.

2:00 N NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Ford 300, Qualifying. (N) 3:00 * Epic Poker Eight-Max Main Event. (Taped) 3:30 N NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Ford 400, Qualifying. (N) 4:00 & 8 College Football Scoreboard (N) _ ( College Football Countdown 5:00 ` College Football Boston College at Notre Dame. (N) 7:00 N Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Speedworld. (N) 9:00 & Saturday Night Football Showcase (N) 9:07 & College Football USC at Oregon. (N) 11:30 ; Pro Football Weekly

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 20, 2011 12:00 & Sunday NFL Countdown (N) M Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets 12:30 PM * Sunday Sports Blitz ` Generation Nexxt 1:00 ; Women’s College Volleyball 4:00 8 NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Ford 400. (N) 5:00 * NFL Football San Diego Chargers at Chicago Bears. (N) 6:00 & Italian Serie A Soccer 7:00 ; College Basketball Paradise Jam, First Semifinal: M Motorsports Hour (N) 8:00 & German Touring Cars 9:00 & ESPNSoccernet Press Pass 9:15 ` NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants.

9:30 ; College Basketball Paradise Jam, Second Semifinal: 10:00 & 8 MLS Soccer MLS N Wind Tunnel With Dave Despain 11:00 N NASCAR Victory Lane 11:30 ; College Football Saturday Review

MONDAY NOVEMBER 21, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) 12:30 PM M Dangerous Game 1:00 ; English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. 1:30 M Lip ‘Em & Rip ‘Em (N) 2:30 M Bob Redfern’s Outdoor Magazine 3:30 M North American Hunter 4:00 & College Basketball Maui Invitational — Memphis vs. Michigan. ; 2010 American Ski Classic 5:30 ; Motorhead Garage TV 6:00 & College Basketball Scoreboard (N)

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6:30 & College Basketball Maui Invitational — Duke vs. Tennessee. (N) 7:00 ; College Basketball Paradise Jam, Third Place: Teams 8:30 & College Basketball CBE Classic — Missouri vs. Notre Dame. (N) 9:30 8 NFL Football Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots. (N) 10:00 4 WWE Monday Night RAW (N) 11:00 & College Basketball CBE Classic — California vs. Georgia.

M NHL Live Postgame (N) 11:30 ; Runnin’ With the PAC

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 22, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) 12:30 PM M Bill Dance Outdoors 1:00 N Australian V8 Supercars Symmons Plains.

1:30 M Whitetail Diaries M Blue Collar Adventures 3:30 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (N) M Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets 5:00 & College Basketball Scoreboard (N) 5:30 & College Basketball Maui Invitational, Consolation Semifinal: 6:00 ; Great American Stock Car Series 8:00 & 8 College Basketball Maui Invitational, First Semifinal: M NHL Live 8:30 M NHL Hockey Los Angeles Kings at St. Louis Blues.

10:30 & 8 College Basketball Maui Invitational, Second Semifinal: Teams T 11:00 M NHL Live Postgame (N) 11:45 9 Sport Today

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 23, 2011 12:30 PM M 100 Percent Real Hunting TV 1:00 ; North American Hunter M Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets 1:30 ; Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets 3:00 & 8 SportsCenter (N) 3:30 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (N) M Fishing With Roland Martin 4:00 & 8 Outside the Lines First Report (N) M Charlie Moore: No Offense N NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Ford 300. (Taped) 4:30 & 8 College Football Live (N) 5:00 & 8 NFL Live (N) 8:00 & College Basketball NIT Season Tip-Off, First Semifinal: 8:30 8 College Basketball Maui Invitational, Third Place: Teams 9:00 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced.

11:00 8 College Basketball Maui Invitational, Final: Teams TBA. < Saints Alive M NFL Turning Point