BEAVER’S BANTER
Hello my Beaver Babies! This month I feel I can relate to students, as I have the unforgivable and unfathomable writers block. I swear to god, my brain is more blocked than Howard Wollowitz bowels after 3kg of brisket. So, in this special case, I thought I’d do what I do best and talk an absolute load of shit and also share with you some of my most favourite jokes. I am trying harder than a fat kid doing a marathon to not produce my most inappropriate jokes. OH, how I wish I could share them with you! But you know what would happen, Karen and her crew would come baring down my walls with fiery pitchforks and I would never get hired as an employee after uni.
LOL with Beaver. [by Beavers Banter]
So, I hear there is a new ‘law’ about face masks being compulsory on public transport… I cannot wait for the drunken fuckers in town to realize they have no ride home because they have no face cover. I Don’t even know if this thing includes taxi’s, but I shall keep imagining it for my own entertainment. Thank you. Speaking of face masks, is anyone else finding it a real struggle to wear them for a long time? Yes, this is a total third world problem, because the bigger picture is we don’t want to spread the CORONA, but I think I finally know what its like to have a sweaty gooch sack, and while that may not be the first time I’ve had a gooch on my face, I’m now relishing in the fact my face now feels like one when I wear a mask. Fucking lovely. Ok, time for some laughter you sad faced freaks.
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