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Written by James butler
strange but true…
news Showbiz, Politics and Royal Babies: the three topics that consistently dominate the front pages of newspapers around the country. But skim past these usual offenders and a wealth of wacky news stories are waiting to be gawped at. Here at Mayhem!, we have sifted through the column inches to deliver a round-up of the weirdest stories the press has to offer, so make a cup of tea, put your feet up, and read the news, but not as you know it.
an eye for an eye We’ve all been there – driving down a country road at night, only to be confronted by a driver with their full beams on, whose sole mission at that moment is to make you drive into a hedge. But perhaps British police should adopt a deterrent used by their Chinese counterparts, who take a dim view of drivers being dazzled.
Midas MeeTs ali G Most of us are lucky if we get a cake and a big badge for our birthdays, but one Indian businessman was determined to make everyone else look bad on his big day. Textile company owner Pankaj Parakh spent almost £130k on a shirt made of 18–22 carat gold to celebrate his 45th year of existence – and to show off his love of bling. Twenty of his workers spent 3,200 hours crafting the glittery garment, which weighs 4kg but remains ‘fully flexible and comfortable’ according to The Times of India. 12 maYHem! | AUTUMN 2014
Officers in the southern city Shenzhen have been forcing drivers who blind other motorists with their headlights to sit in front of a pair for five minutes. The driver is taken out of their own vehicle and made to sit on a stool a few metres from the full glare of the police car’s headlights. One spoonful of their own medicine, coming right up.
iT’s all in The naMe He must have been Employee of the Year to get a job at Apple. A man who spent three years working in the Vancouver store is raising iBrows by selling his unusual business card on eBay for charity. Sam Sung, 25, has attracted more than 100 offers and a current bid of over $80,000 on the auction site for a package which also includes his old uniform and security pass. Sung says he’s donating all profits to the charity Children’s Wish. Now he is moving on from the company, don’t be surprised if he becomes CEO of his namesake soon enough.
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In 2012, Alan Davies returned to the standup arena with a huge national tour of the show, “Life Is Pain”. After a hiatus of 12 years, to begin with he was understandably nervous…
“I really like touring, I get a big kick out of it”
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MAYHEM! meets… But it turned out he needn’t have worried. Alan’s return to stand-up was an unalloyed triumph. Looking back on that moment now, Alan smiles that, “Going back on stage really felt like coming home.” The critics agreed. Big Issue declared that, “Alan Davies has lost none of his appeal… Heart-tugging and deeply funny.” The Guardian hailed him as, “One of the best stand-up comics out there… Packed with deft silliness and shrewd observation.” The Age, meanwhile said that he, “had the audience in stitches… hilarious.” Alan is now going back on the road with an entirely new show entitled “Little Victories.” It can be summed up by all those adjectives beginning with C: coruscating, compelling and completely comic. As a stand-up, Alan is an absolute natural. He’s totally at ease on stage; he generates a tremendous warmth that draws audiences in. It’s a joy to witness someone so obviously in his element. The tour two years ago got Alan’s comic juices flowing again. Now he just can’t wait to start performing live once more. What distinguishes his shows is the wonderful relationship he enjoys with his audience. The comedian, who is happily married with two small children, reveals that, “from the outset, any gig is all about establishing a rapport with the audience. It has to go beyond your material – otherwise, you’re just a monologist. You go on stage empty-handed (like a karate expert!) and have to find the audience.” “So you might start by talking to them about their town and towns nearby. Then get everyone to agree on what is the most rubbish village in the area. That’s one way of getting people to offer things up. It’s really important to have that interaction. Although it often appears as if you’re not doing anything, MAYHEMMAG |
The opening 10 minutes is a vital part of the show. If you get that right, it sets the evening up perfectly.” Alan is very grateful for the immense affection in which his loyal audience holds him. “They’ve made an effort to come out, they’ve booked the babysitter. It’s important never to forget that they have come specifically to see you.” “Once you get that in your head, you have a huge sense of gratitude towards the audience. That transmits to them. I’m saying to them, ‘You’ve done your bit by buying the tickets, and you’re free to leave at any time. But now I’ll do my bit by trying to entertain you’. Because they’ve especially come to see you, you get this terrific feeling of warmth from them. I love that.” The genuine bond between Alan and his audience frequently spills over into good-natured mickey taking. He laughs that, “fans often come up to me and say, ‘I saw you performing in Bournemouth in 1999. Have you met my grandchild?’ “I’ve started asking audience members when they were born, but that’s not always a good idea. I’m 47 years old now, so when they say, ‘1998’, I feign physical pain. But I have to admit I’m not always feigning – sometimes it causes actual physical pain!”
Another of the major themes of the show is how to be a good parent. Alan, who has also enjoyed a highly successful acting career on series such as Bob and Rose and Jonathan Creek, back on BBC1 this spring, comments that, “it’s on me to keep my children happy. They’re full of fun and laughter and have really nice days. I can’t bear to think of them being anxious.” But, Alan adds, there is a danger that we glorify our children too much. “These days children are worshipped. Look at those parents who send pictures of their children as Christmas cards. We were house-hunting recently, and we saw a house that must have contained 200 framed photos of the owners’ children. Really? Those frames cost a bit, too!”
“I love stand-up” So as you can see, Alan is a comedian at the very top of his game. What keeps him so vibrant and so fresh as a stand-up is that he has never fallen into complacency.
Alan goes on to explain where the neat title of his new show originates. “It comes from a routine about me trying to get my dad to eat blackcurrant jam. He has a limited palate. He also thinks that Indian food would make him ill. It would drive us mad as children – it’s almost pathological.
The comic, who has been a regular panellist for the past 11 years on BBC2’s wonderfully inventive panel show, QI, observes that, “you must never sit on your laurels. I remember a TV drama exec once coming on set and saying, ‘I’ve just seen the rushes and I smell BAFTAs’. I thought, ‘No, what you’ve smelt is the dog poo you’ve just trodden in. You don’t know what you’re talking about’”.
“He has just decided that he doesn’t like certain things. We had plenty of jam at home – strawberry, raspberry, apricot – it was jam a-go-go. But he would refuse to eat jam made of blackcurrant, the finest of all the currants. So we set him a trap … That’s one of the routines in the show. It’s a classic Little Victory.”
“Good comedians never come off the stage punching the air and shouting, ‘ I rule, baby!’ They say, ‘That was OK’. Recently I met the magician David Copperfield who does 600 shows a year. He told me, ‘I’m never satisfied with my performance. I always think I could have done it better.’ ”
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The marvellous news is, Alan shows no sign of wanting to take another break from stand-up. Now he’s got the taste for it again, he doesn’t want to stop. “I love stand-up,” beams the comedian, who has released two successful stand-up DVDs, Urban Trauma and Life Is Pain. “And I really like touring – I get a big kick out of it. I don’t find it arduous at all. It’s that or a 17-hour day looking after toddlers, which is much more difficult! Stand-up is a doddle comparatively. You go around the country making people laugh. It’s a really nice thing to do.” “I was talking to Rich Hall recently. He’s 58 and still enjoys touring. I remember 16 maYHem! | AUTUMN 2014
once going to see Bill Cosby at the Royal Albert Hall in London. He was in his 60s. He did an amazing two and a half hour show and received a standing ovation. Absolutely inspiring. Let’s see where I am in 20 years’ time, but I know I’ve still got a long way to go.” Alan closes by reflecting on how lucky he feels. “Having been away from stand-up for so long, I initially returned to it rather unwillingly. But now I count my blessings, which is something you don’t always do when you’re younger. I can’t do eight nights at the 02 or sell a million DVDs. But I’m still in a very privileged position where a lot of comedians would love to be.”
“I went to Sweden in 2012 with the QI producer John Lloyd to watch a recording of their version of QI. They had also asked me to do a stand-up show. I said, ‘Really? Will they get it?’ But sure enough, the Swedish audience understood every single word and were loudly enthusiastic. Afterwards John said to me ‘Every night people laugh and clap and leave happy. It’s not a bad job, is it?’” I said
“It’s a great job”. Tickets for Alan Davies’ “Little Victories” tour can be found at www.mickperrin.com. Check out Alans show at The Kings Theatre in Portsmouth on Saturday 27th September 2014
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beat tHe competition! For the first-time job seeker, interviews can be a daunting task. With Costa Coffee recently receiving over 1,700 applications for eight positions, competition is fierce. Read these top interview tips to increase your chances of gaining that sought after retail summer job.
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GooGle TheM Interviewers like applicants to do their research. Before the interview, your new best friend is the humble search engine. In the endless matrix of web pages, the company will have a website. Read their ethos, understand their aims, and impress the interviewers with your understanding. Knowledge is power after all.
wear Their uniforM Sounds simple, but interviewers will look at how you dress. Subconsciously they will see you as part of the team if you are wearing similar attire to their own employees. That does not mean stealing an employee’s uniform – you will get a jail sentence, not a job – but give them an idea of how you will look as part of their team.
preTend To be a spy Retail is very much about customer service. You are an undercover operative, infi ltrating the establishment, with the main aim of getting served by the manager. They lead their team by example, so gather information about how they meet, greet, serve and understand their customers. This information is beneficial when you get asked: “How would you give exceptional customer service?”
pracTice your flexibiliTy When asked whether you are flexible, be honest. There is nothing more mentally draining for a manager who employs flexible people, who bring their own working guidelines. If you have prior commitments, then explain they can be rearranged, with notice. For the interview rookie, these top tips are essential when attending interviews. The competition is fierce, and you have to stand tall to get into retail. Aim to impress, and that coveted position will be yours. Good luck! 20 maYHem! | AUTUMN 2014
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Whether you’re in a new relationship or have been together more years than Kerry Katona’s got kids, a few basic principles can help keep love alive. Written By James and sara niven-smitH
row consTrucTively rows aren’t all bad news and the couples that never have them might not have the healthiest relationships. Sometimes we all need to get it off our chests. Hurling insults that can never be retracted isn’t the objective however – try to be specific and to the point. if you’re sick of them never lifting a finger, make it clear what you want to change rather than simply letting all the neighbours know your partner’s a ‘lazy, worthless bleep.’
show appreciaTion We all need it, whether it’s complimenting a new hairstyle, a simple ‘you look great,’ or ‘that was a top curry, thanks for cooking.’ if someone starts to feel they’re blending into the wallpaper or their efforts are going unrecognised they’re more likely to be susceptible to flattery from elsewhere or give up trying to please. 22 maYHem! | AUTUMN 2014
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your own time and your own friends are essential. Don’t let them fall by the wayside however loved up you feel at first – you’ll appreciate them again later down the line and they won’t thank you for dumping them! Once the first flush of love is over try not to spend time apart endlessly discussing your partners’ flaws – focus on recharging your own batteries instead.
this doesn’t mean endless games of pool down the pub, but playful behaviour within a couple increases a feeling of togetherness and love. Do something that makes you both laugh and fool around (in addition to sex) regularly. Otherwise (and particularly if you live together) it’s easy to start feeling like it’s all dirty dishes and dividing bills.
iT’s The ThouGhT ThaT counTs Money, Money, Money thoughtfulness goes a long way. Whether you’re in a new relationship and feel it’s forever your round or have been together years, sorting out money issues is essential. take it from someone whose former partner regularly came home laden with Prada bags when the electric bill hadn’t been paid (this was a man before we assume women are always the extravagant ones…). talk it through and decide how you’re going to organise things in a way you both feel is fair.
coMMunicaTe no one is a mind reader. Whether you’re desperate to try something new in bed, don’t understand why you have to spend every Sunday with their great aunt Sheila or are in a foul mood due to the boss from hell – if you don’t tell them they won’t know! Obviously good communication also involves listening and working to find a solution, if relevant. Sometimes there may not be one but just understanding where you’re both coming from can help.
We’re not just talking remembering birthdays and anniversaries (that’s a given obviously – see our advice regarding rows if not…). Making them a cup of tea in the morning, cleaning the sink or bath if you’ve just shaved; little things that show you’ve considered the other person can go a long way in any relationship.
TrusT A relationship without trust is like ketchup without chips – pretty pointless. if you’re constantly checking their phone and questioning who they’ve spoken to, something’s amiss. either they’re doing something to make you feel uneasy, you’ve had a bad experience or there’s more than a touch of the green eyed monster going on. Work out which it is and deal with it, either within the relationship or via counselling if it’s your own issue. Relationships are never easy but with a little TLC you can expect to enjoy a very happy, and hopefully, long one.
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booKshelf You just can’t beat a good book, can you? Which is why we at Mayhem! are so keen to celebrate International Literacy Day! Pull up a chair in our library and get comfortable as our reading group holds its monthly meeting.
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Who do we have to thank for formally recognising the pivotal role great works of literature play in our culture? International Literacy Day has been recognised by UNESCO since 1966 as a means of encouraging greater emphasis on education in general worldwide, but of course literacy (the ability to read and write) in itself goes back a lot further than that. Somewhere around 8000BC, since you ask. The fi rst examples of what might be described as written communication in the sense that we know it today occurred in ancient Mesopotamia, though the Chinese and the ancient Egyptians are also now known to have mastered forms of writing at around the same time.
All very well you might think, but what of the state of literacy in the modern world? There are believed to be 775 million people worldwide who can officially be classed as illiterate, with a league table showing that 75% of them come from a set of ten different countries – in alphabetical order we have Bangladesh, Brazil, China, the Democratic Republic of Congo, Egypt, Ethopia, India, Indonesia, Nigeria and finally Pakistan. There is hope, though, as the global average percentage of people over 15 years of age with a functional standard of literacy is believed to be a not too shabby 84.1 %!
Egypt also gave us the first recorded use of phonetics – the arduous process by which young children around the world are first taught to spell by sounding out the letters. Each hieroglyph in their alphabet was assigned a value, much as the International Phonetic Alphabet functions today. There was no such thing as an alphabet in any sense until the Semites, of what is now Syria, were discovered to have used something remarkably similar – the great Egyptologist Flinders Petrie stumbling across a set of inscriptions while exploring a mine at Serabit el-Khadim.
Take a more general view and that figure becomes 88.6 % for the chaps and 79.7 % for the ladies. We should probably give an honourable mention to the National Literacy Trust, literacytrust.org.uk, as well. They’ve been doing their best to promote a high standard of reading and writing since 1992, and they’re a registered charity to boot. It was they who came up with the Manifesto for Literacy in the build-up to the 2010 elections, as if a reminder was needed that poor literacy really can be quite a hold-up for so many reasons. Why not do what you can to help those less fortunate in the reading or writing stakes if you’re one of the lucky ones, or if you’re finding the whole business a struggle there’s absolutely no shame in seeking help.
Hampshire Library Service should be your first port of call – happy reading! 26 maYHem! | AUTUMN 2014
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late breaks
Written By Jutta lasner
Once again, the unavoidable end of summer is here. Do you feel like you wasted it? Regretting not booking that holiday when everyone else did? Well, the most popular quarter of the year isn’t over yet, so check your budgets because we’ve got some end-of-summer destinations lined up for you.
SUMMER dreaMinG cÔTe d’azur Better known as the French Riviera, the Côte d’A zur is the Mediterranean coastline in France’s southeast. A very popular holiday destination, its beaches and resorts are packed with tourists throughout the high season; in late summer, however, it’s the perfect get-away. It’s still sunny and warm but not as crowded. The azure coast also has amazing places to offer, including Saint-Tropez, Nice and the exciting city-state of Monaco. 28 maYHem! | AUTUMN 2014
Toscana Central Italy is famous for its endless hilly landscapes, its vineyards and, of course, the mouth-watering national dishes. Toscana, one of the most beautiful regions in the boot-shaped country is perfect for a late summer holiday. The temperatures have fallen slightly since mid-summer, but it’s still hot enough to catch a tan. Places to explore include the stunning cities of Florence and Pisa, but also lesser-known gems such as Siena or Pitigliano, both with beautiful medieval city centres.
sainT peTersburG For those of you who are not necessarily looking for a late-summer tan, Russia’s second biggest city might be what you’re looking for. With its beautiful and historic buildings, it offers a great variety of places to visit, including museums, cathedrals and one of Russia’s must important harbours. A night time boat ride on the River Neva is also highly recommendable as the city looks amazing at night with all its great architecture illuminated.
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When Dawn French takes to the stage for the first time on her one woman tour she’ll be stepping into the unknown. One of this country’s most famous comedians, she’s toured with her friend and comedy partner Jennifer Saunders and starred in a one woman play, but this is different. And she’s apprehensive. French is 56 and her dark hair frames a face that is quick to break into a smile, giggle or full-hearted laugh. She spent much of her childhood in Cornwall and moved back with her first husband, the comedian Lenny Henry, in 2006. The tour, though, is nationwide and will take in over 60 gigs in two stages. Talk of it both excites and seems to terrify her. “I’ve just eaten a little bit of the cushion with my bum thinking about it,” she says. “I’ve always wanted to do it and I think I’ve dodged it a bit. Because I’m aware that it’s a risk.” French will be directed by Michael Grandage. She was desperate to work with the man who ran the Donmar Warehouse for a decade until 2012. “I could have asked Fatty Saunders, but I thought, ‘I’m actually going to ask a proper grown up theatre person’,” she says. Eighteen months have passed since she first approached him, but she kept taking other jobs – a sign of her being “scared” – including a role as a judge on Australia’s Got Talent. The show is called 30 Million Minutes – because that’s roughly how long she’s been alive – but French still isn’t quite sure what it is. Instead, she makes a worried noise. “It’s not a stand-up show. It’s not a play. I guess it is a monologue because it’s just me talking. It’s a slide show to an extent. But not JUST a slide show. It’s not like your awful, most feared auntie who’s just come back from Egypt where you have to sit and watch everything. It’s quite autobiographical, so I show you MAYHEMMAG |
the people that have made me – so to speak. There’s quite a lot about my mum and dad.” Her grandmothers will also feature – ‘Good Granny’ and ‘Evil Granny’. Although Evil Granny did actually steal from her, she knew the nickname was a joke. “In fact she coined it – she thought the other one was so good.” French was born in Holyhead, Wales in 1957 when her father was stationed there with the RAF. But she spent much of her childhood in Cornwall and went to boarding school in Devon. At home, French was a performer and her dad was too. “He would tease me to discipline me. Very loving teasing. Lots of things were dealt with at that quite sophisticated level with lots of fun.” Her father instilled confidence and she remembers a “key moment” when she was leaving for a party. “I’ve always been a big girl and shouldn’t really have been wearing hot pants,” she says. Her father, though, was supportive. “He told me I was completely beautiful and how amazing I looked in them and that I would get loads of attention. So my dad gave me a sort of telling off that was about totally infusing me with confidence and I went on cloud nine to this party and I’ve actually never left that party. It was armour.” Three years ago, French revealed that she had lost seven and a half stone. She has since said that she put some of it back on. Eating, she tells me now, is very comforting. “It’s a lovely thing to do. We love tasting
“I’ve always been a big girl and shouldn’t really have been wearing hot pants” things. You don’t get to be spherical without liking eating things.” I point out that she isn’t spherical and she replies, “I’m less than I was.” She takes no credit when I tell her she’s beautiful. “But I suppose if you get very fat like I did you might be choosing to destroy some good stuff you’ve been given in terms of your health. That’s something you can address.” When she was just 18, French’s father killed himself. Growing up, she and her brother had been shielded from his depression. It was, she says, “just like a bomb went off in our family. My mum of course would have known there was danger. He’d lived his whole life with it but this was in a time when you didn’t say you had mental illness if you were the head of a family. I still have sadness about it. Massive sadness. And I think it’s been a centre point of my life what happened with my dad.” Soon after her father’s suicide, French started at the Central School of Speech and Drama in London to do a teaching course. There she met Jennifer Saunders, with whom she would form a hugely successful comedy double act. The pair began to make names for themselves on the alternative comedy scene in the 1980s and their long-running TV show, French and Saunders, launched in 1987. Roles on television – including the lead part in the Vicar of Dibley – and in the theatre have followed. Now, with an autobiography and two novels also to her name, she is about to test herself again.
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“It’s so new. It’s completely thrilling. It’s almost too delightful. I could almost burst with it.”
French will, she assures me, be more revealing in her show than she has been before. But she’s not entirely easy with it being all about her. “It’s a little bit, ‘Aren’t I interesting?’ I keep saying to Michael Grandage, ‘I need to take this out,’ and he says, ‘Absolutely not – that’s the whole point. Do not push it away from you. Absolutely own it and be completely strong and confident about that.’ And so that’s what I’ve done.” She certainly doesn’t seem to be on an ego-driven mission. She’s doing the tour, she says, because she’s got things to say, thinks it could be fun and because she hasn’t done it before. “I don’t need loads of positive strokes for just being alive. What I want is people to turn up and see whether what I’ve written works.” That’s not to say, though, that there isn’t an element of attention-seeking in performance. “I think it’s the child in us that is saying, 36 maYHem! | AUTUMN 2014
‘Mum, Dad look at me.’ It’s need for approval which I think all humans have. But I think performers have it in a needy, slightly sick way. I’ve had it and I’ve understood it as that. I don’t think you can get up and do arsing about like I do without a bit of that going on, but I find it very unattractive – in myself and in other people.” “I always see people in their nappies. Comedians, actors, whatever,” she says and laughs slightly. “I see them as a baby going,” and her voice turns high-pitched and hysterical, “’Mummy look, look!’ And if I watch Simon Russell Beale, Mark Rylance, Judi Dench, people who inhabit their characters properly, I don’t see them in a nappy. I watch their character and that’s that.” French and Henry were divorced after 25 years in 2010. They have an adopted daughter and still have a “great” relationship. He is, she says,
a good man and they had a very good marriage for a very long time until it went a “bit dodgy” at the end. After their split, French found herself in her fifties going on dates. “I’m not good at flirting, I’m not good at being coy. I can’t do any of that sh*t. Find it absurd and ridiculous. What I’d rather do is give a questionnaire out and get people to tick boxes,” she says, laughing. “Speed dating – that’s what I should have done.” Now, she has found happiness with Mark Bignell who runs a charity. When she talks about him, she shuts her eyes in delight. They’ve just had their first wedding anniversary. “It’s so new. It’s completely thrilling. It’s almost too delightful. I could almost burst with it.” Dawn French’s 30 Million Minutes UK tour comes to The Kings Theatre in Portsmouth on Friday 24th October. For ticket and venue information, please visit dawnfrenchontour.com.
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Remember, it can be hard for both you and your potential addition. They might not be used to good treatment, or might be shy with strangers based on their past. If you think you can give an animal a new lease of life and bring happiness back to them then adoption could be for you.
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who can adopT? Most adults and families can adopt, but you need to make sure that you can give your new cat or dog the attention they need, especially when bringing them into a new environment. Understanding that meeting new people can be a scary experience, but with the right encouragement, a cat or dog can quickly understand you mean to love and care for them for the rest of their lives. Adopting a cat or dog can be a rich, rewarding experience. Not only are you giving an animal a new chance at a happy life, the money you spend during the adoption process helps fund the charity or company prevent more animals from trying to survive on the streets.
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Your home won’t look it’s best if there’s rubbish everywhere, so it’s time for a big sort out! Dispose of everything you haven’t used or take it to a charity shop. Don’t hold on to things you don’t need, but be imaginative in what alternative uses your items could have.
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Imagine a road that seems never ending but has spectacular scenery with deep blue lakes that glisten in the sun and national parks with acres of natural beauty, Ruta 40, the longest road in Argentina is simply that. Stretching more than 5.140 km, the route begins near to the Bolivian border in La Quiaca north Argentina and spans right the way down to El Chaltén in the South. This is certainly worth the ride and the best way to travel is by camper van or motorbike. Ruta 40 takes you through Patagonia and The Lake District with many places to stop off. One that’s defi nitely worth a visit is The Los Glaciares National Park in El Calafate. Home to Perito Moreno Glacier which is one of the worlds advancing glaciers. A magnificent sight that will take your breath away.
Get behind the wheel of a 4x4 and embark on a spectacular adventure around the stunning Fraser Island in Australia. Famous for its white coloured beaches, rainforests and crystal clear lakes and not forgetting the dingoes. It certainly has a lot to offer. Stretching across 124km, one of the best ways to discover the island is to hire a jeep, perfect for the adventurous type. Most tour packages include a ferry crossing which you can get from Hervey Bay and Rainbow Beach and includes the 4wd hire, insurance, permits and camping equipment. There are 4 campsites located across the island with showers and toilets, but the best way to camp is on the beach with no place off limits. The island is literally your oyster. Pitch up, open a Victoria Bitter and take in the truly magical surroundings of the island. Rise at dawn and start your day driving across the bumpy sand dunes passing the rusty shipwreck SS Maheno an Ocean Liner that was used as a hospital ship in World War 1. Take your jeep off road amongst the tropical evergreens and watch the turtles swim with their young in the clear waters and take a dip in Lake Mckenzie. This is just a taster of the island. If you like an adventure and getting behind the wheel of a 4x4 then this is defi nitely the place to go. These are just a few of the many amazing travel destinations. The world is yours, so go and explore it!
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It’s been seven years since Una Healy, rochelle Humes, Mollie King, Frankie Sandford and Vanessa White joined forces to become The Saturdays, in the process becoming one of modern pop music’s great success stories.
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tHe greatest Hits! And now, 18 smash hits later, the band are in the mood to celebrate what counts as genuine longevity in the fickle world of pop with a Greatest Hits album and nationwide arena tour. Back in 2008 when the girls were fi rst brought together, the notion of releasing a Greatest Hits album was nothing short of a dream. “It was!” Mollie begins. “That was something we dreamt of. We’ve been very lucky, we’ve worked very hard and of course the support of the fans has been there since the beginning. We wouldn’t be anywhere without them” Aside from killer pop songs – and there can be no denying the likes of Up and What About Us are just that – it has been The Saturdays’ incredible friendship and unity that has kept them fresh and energised in what can be an exhausting procession of work.
“I think as a five-piece we work really well together,” Mollie says. “There are never really any big arguments; we understand each other, and we all have the same drive and passion. If you have your heads in the same place, it’s easier to succeed.” There have been changes in personal circumstances over the years – three of the band have become mothers and married. But the girls have learned how to juggle work and private lives well. “I don’t think any of us are that different, really,” says Una. “I’m still the same person, I’ve just lived a bit more. I still live each day as it comes. I don’t think I notice things differently.” “I think overall I’m still the same,” agrees Mollie. “I’ve learned a lot – when I joined the band I’d just turned 20, now I’m more grown up. I still worry about everything,” she laughs, “but I’ve grown up as a performer and a person… we all have.”
Even in the time The Saturdays have been a fi xture on the charts, the music industry has changed irreversibly. Mollie says the group are “still old-school” in signing copies of albums for fans, she admits progressing the group’s trademark sound has been important. “Yes, we’ve definitely moved along with the times. At the beginning we were straight pop. More recently we’ve become more dancey. That’s the way the times are going, and I think it’s good to show you can move along with that. You can’t be doing the same stuff you were six years ago.” Outside of the music, The Saturdays have become tabloid favourites, seizing the chance to move into other parts of light entertainment. Una hosts a TV show in Ireland, while Mollie has stepped into the fashion industry, designing a line for Oasis. “That’s another reason why we’ve lasted so long – not one of us resents any of the others doing something on the side,” says Mollie. “I love the fashion, and I’d like to get into that more as time goes on. Hopefully there’s a lot more for me to do.” But don’t take that as the beginning of the end for The Saturdays. Where Greatest Hits tours can often suggest a breakup is in the offi ng, Una couldn’t be more emphatic that this year’s release is merely the closing of the latest chapter on The Saturdays’ incredible story.
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