The Obsessive One
What Kind of Plant Parent are You? Let’s waste some time before we get to the plant stuff and put some people into boxes! Everyone loves to be labeled right? Actually, some people really do (looking at you Zodiac enthusiasts).Do you not fit into one of these very specific types? Sounds like a you problem. Are you trying to tell me my narrow view of the Plant Parent world isn’t factually accurate?
The Natural
Hey, what kind of plant is that? Oh, you don’t know. Then how have you taken care of it so well?? You seriously wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a pothos and a philodendron and, honestly, that’s fine. Your plants are somehow thriving, even though you’ve never searched a single thing up about them. I just noticed you put a Spider Plant in cactus soil but it’s completely fine. How do you know when to water or repot these? “Just comes to me.”
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You can’t leave a single function without a plant in tow. Legitimately. All of your money is spent on plants and you don’t know how to stop yourself. And don’t think that I can’t see those scissors in your pocket for cutting clippings off plants you can’t buy. What’s it like living in your own personal jungle? I think your ceiling is going to cave in from the amount of hanging plants you have up right now bud.
