FOOD+DRINK Twenty-six green vinyl barstools line the walls at Green’s Lunch.
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DOGGED DETERMINATION Green’s Lunch has held onto its spot in Charlotte for more than 95 years BY KATHLEEN PURVIS | PHOTOGRAPHS BY PETER TAYLOR
THE BEST WAY to describe the barstools at Green’s Lunch, Charlotte’s oldest restaurant, is Lilliputian. Maybe munchkin-esque. Definitely something very short. Twenty-six of these barstools with green vinyl seats and chrome stands are bolted to the floor in front of a bar that wraps around three sides of the tiny restaurant. Each one is shorter than a toadstool in a fairy tale. If you’re taller than 5-foot-8, the stools probably hit below your knees. Blame Joanna Sikiotis’ father, Philip Katopodis. Back in 1926, when the Greens, the original owners, bought an old lunch counter near the corner of West Fourth and South Mint streets, it had 13 stools, all normal height. In 1975, Katopodis bought the restaurant and rebuilt it, eventually expanding from 400 square feet to 1,500. He added booths and a lot more stools. During the renovations, Joanna’s mother, Maria Katopodis, left one afternoon while Philip, who was barely 5 feet tall, worked
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on the final touches. When she came back, Philip had cut each barstool down to 18 inches tall. Joanna, now 58, remembers that her mother was furious, and she demanded to know why. His reason: “Because I wanted my feet to touch the floor!” “The Greens were tall,” Joanna says, still laughing about it. “We were short.” Tiny stools are just one of the quirks of this restaurant, which has been in the same spot for more than 95 years. Each person who has run it has added something to it. When Robert Green opened, the menu was about as short as the stools: hot dogs with mustard, ketchup, and onions; bags of chips; and bottles of Coca-Cola. When Robert Green died in 1945, his son, Robert Jr., was still in Japan with the military, so his daughter-in-law, Mary Green, took over and added chili to the menu. Eventually, the Greens divorced, and Mary bought out her ex-husband. She ran the lunch counter with her
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son, Jimmy, and became such a beloved member of the community that she appeared in local Christmas parades as “Mary Green, the Hot Dog Queen.” When Philip Katopodis bought Green’s, he added coleslaw to the hot dogs. When Joanna and her husband, Pete, bought it from her father, they added french fries and eventually expanded the menu to include breakfast plates with omelettes, pancakes, and biscuits. How important has Green’s been to Charlotte? In 1974, when Mary announced she wanted to retire and put the restaurant up for sale, The Charlotte Observer ran it on page one, right under the Watergate hearings. Observer writer Jerry Simpson fell over himself in flights of hyperbole: “It’s like Richard Petty saying he’s going to quit racing, or Reggie Jackson burying his bat in the basement and leaving the game forever. … For scores of faithful followers, that’s going to be the end of the world.” The world didn’t end, and neither did Green’s. Despite real estate ads that